May 28, 2025 • 39 mins
*spooky music ensues* WELCOME TO GEMINI SZN !!! In this episode, we're digging into all things astrology and universe - what's your sign 👀
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It's written in the stars.
Everyone it, it's written in thestars.
And if you think it's notwritten in the stars, then I
dunno what to tell you.
I'm the non-believer.
I honestly used to be anon-believer, an anti
astrologer.
Yeah.
That's almost as worse as anaxa.
No, it's not.
Yeah it is.
No, it's not.
Imagine having no faith in theuniverse.
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Mrs.
You, that's not as, that's notas bad as being an anti-vaxxer.
Yeah, it is harming thosearound.
No, I'm joking.
Obviously I'm joking.
Are you coming out as anti-vax?
No, I'm coming out as anti you.
You're annoying me.
And this just got started.
We're like one minute in.
We're not even one minute in.
Stop sniffling.
No, I'm sick a bit.
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Omar is sick.
I'm sick.
So there's gonna be it snifflingthroughout this entire podcast.
You're just gonna have to dealwith it.
Sometimes he's sick.
Most of the times he is sickactually.
And what do you mean?
Most of the time I'm sick.
Most times you have some sort ofsniffles or coughs.
No.
Roll the tapes on every singlepodcast episode we ever put out.
There's gonna be a homeworkcoffin there somewhere.
No, no.
You edit those out.
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Yes.
Anyway.
Hi everyone.
Welcome back today.
Uh, I feel like it's a veryimportant time for me personally
since we just had a new moon inGemini.
And what season is it?
Gemini and what?
And there was about to be aMercury Kami in Gemini tomorrow.
And it's also my birthday onSunday.
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June 1st.
Clock it.
Listen up.
Everyone settle down.
I know.
Stop.
Everyone.
Stop cheering all at once.
I know.
Stop.
Stop.
I know you are so excited thatit's my birthday and I'm turning
one more year.
Older.
How old?
One more year older.
30.
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One more year older than that 31and another year older than that
32, and another year older thanthat.
40.
Hey, 33.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be a youthful,glowing, radiant age of 33.
33 is a new 22.
I'm, I'm a Gemini.
And that means why are you Gini?
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This month is about, well, notthis month.
June is about me.
Uh, I claim, I claim all of Juneas the, as the founder of June,
but it goes after Gemini.
Cancer.
So you just like fuck off thecancers through the last week.
Who the fuck about cancers?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't give a fuck about, areyou kidding me?
Don't ever.
They're nice.
Hey, they're too nice.
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Fucking get a grip and stopcrying all the time.
Jesus Christ.
I don't have any cancer.
My throat.
I stop being so snappy like, ohmy God.
Control your.
Issues.
Well, I'm scared for Geminiseason.
I'm always scared of for Geminiseason.
It comes around and, um, youknow, I fear for my life on a
daily basis because who knowswhat can happen.
It's very, um, you know, as aGeminis are two-faced.
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You never know what you're gonnaget.
Uh, get fucked, get fucked.
We're about to dig into allthings zodiac astrology as they
pertain to us our relationshipand our relationships.
With the world and the universe.
And the universe and themultiverse.
No, I'm, that's too far.
That's too far.
Let's dig in.
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Oh, we have to start with thebasics.
When we first, the basicsstarted dating, I think we like
first like, like, oh, like Iasked you.
'cause I was kind of woowoo.
I was into my woo woo.
You've had woowoo, you've hadmini woowoo phases.
You were into woowoo when theyfirst began.
I was like slightly woowoo whenwe first began and then like not
too much and then like 20casually.
I think like 2019 was like mypeak woowoo.
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I was like, crystal 2020 baby.
No, no, no.
2019 Really?
2019 was peak.
I, I know my timeline.
Huh?
Don't tell.
Try and tell.
Don't try and tell me.
Try tell me I should.
I would never try to tell youanything during Gemini season,
don't you think?
I know.
I would never try to tell youwhat to do during Gemini season.
Okay.
There's, there's the, oh, hereit is.
There it's, there is so muchhappening in the air outside,
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and I don't mean astrology.
I mean the pollen.
It's fucking me off.
What the fuck is going on?
There's problems.
This, yes.
For in Gemini season, yes.
There was a new moon in Gemini.
Those things were affecting me.
But in a different way.
The universe, not the universe,the fucking planet.
The trees is affecting thetrees.
The trees.
Imagine being busted by a plant.
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I couldn't imagine.
'cause I don't have any fuckingallergies.
That's crazy.
What it's embarrassing for you.
Yeah, when we were starting,when we were started dating, you
were very woo woo.
So you asked me what my zodiacsign was, and I'm sure I said,
Virgo, and you gasped.
I'm sure you turned away anddiscussed.
I was like, oh, right.
Red flag number.
Right one.
Right?
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No, not red flag.
That wasn't a red flag.
It, it was a, it was a red flagbecause I was like, oh, how is
this gonna work?
Yeah, we're not compatible.
Not in the slightest.
And then like shortly after, welike got CoStar and then like
checked our compa compatibilityrating on CoStar and it said,
eh, it's like one of the leastcompatible pair of signs, right?
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Yeah.
Virgo Gemini, both formed byMercury.
Yeah.
So like, so what does that mean?
Very, uh, driven bycommunication and like knowledge
and, uh, we're just like, we'redo we do, we talk a lot.
We like think a lot.
We think a lot.
We think a lot too much.
But we're very stubborn.
Mm.
We're very, we're very.
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I'm right.
I know I'm right.
No, I'm right.
No, I'm right.
And that's our entirerelationship.
But then we also like deal withthings in such different ways
because as a Gemini, I'm such asocial butterfly and I get my
energy from other people andbeing around.
People, I get my energy fromthem.
Yeah.
And I don't, I'm the completeopposite.
I hate people, fucking hatepeople so much.
Oh, so much.
One of my best friends said thislike very, very, very, I think,
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very accurate thing.
The other day she was like, Ihate things, but I love people.
I get annoyed by like inanimateobjects or just like things
going wrong.
I get, I get annoyed by likethings.
But I love people.
Mm-hmm.
Why?
As a general, as a generalconsensus, I hate most people,
but like, you know, people, myfriends.
Yeah.
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You hate people hate, but youreally value, like things your,
your possessions.
Yeah.
Your like, your like space, yourlike time.
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
I hate people.
I, I don't, I, I don't hate myfriends, but I hate most.
Human beings on this planet, andthey're listening.
You know, I like my, my closepeople, but generally everyone
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annoys me somehow, and I want topunch everyone.
but I like my books and my dogand my home and my like farmer's
markets and my like bookstoresand my things.
A, a Virgo Sun, ladies andgentlemen.
Well, I, I think I couldn't dealwith you if I didn't have my
Aries moon if think that's theonly reason this works'cause of
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my rising is a Capricorn, whichdoesn't, doesn't lend any.
Any help in the, in the stubborncategory?
No.
You got two earth signs and afire sign.
Mm-hmm.
What the fuck is that gonna do?
The fire sign helps me deal withyou.
No, the fire sign makes youerratic and annoying.
Well, no, it doesn't.
It makes, it makes you erraticand annoying and like a little
bit of like a freak.
And I match your energy.
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Not really, because if you had awater sign in there, you'd be
like a little bit more liketemperate.
I think I do temperate.
Are we going through the othersigns?
Do you know them?
No, I don't know my other ones.
I am, you think I, oh, hold on.
Hey, Gemini, sun, Gemini, moon,Gemini, mercury, Gemini, Venus,
Libra Rising.
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I just have to get all theGeminis in there together, which
gives me a Gemini Seum, whichalso makes me a psychopath.
The Libra Rising makes me.
A little bit crazy, but so muchmore social than I would've been
had I been just geminis.
More social, more social, moreabout harmony and balance,
wanting to seek out, uh, greatrelationships and friendships
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whilst also trying to maintainmy home.
Mm, in a balanced, likebeautiful way.
I surround myself withaesthetics and just like
beautiful things and beautifulpeople that life.
But Aries, Mars makes me wannakill people though.
Oh, like I can my Mars andAries.
Because Aries, this is why webet heads because Aries is ruled
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by Mars.
The sign of like war and, andaggression.
And do you know what my Mars isin what Cancer?
This is why I am so emotional.
That's how we come, that's howwe get, like, this is why I get
so emotional during fights.
Let's having fight, fight.
That's how we like fight.
I get so emotional and I likerage.
Rage.
And I don't rage how to like,but I don't know how to deal
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with my emotions when I get intofights.
Like I don't know how to controleverything that's going on
because I'm so emotional.
Yeah.
And I'm so like hypersensitive.
To everything, especially duringarguments.
Wow.
Are we gonna argue now?
Maybe.
Do you wanna know my things?
Yeah.
So people could compare Whenyou're listening, moon Aries
Mars Cancer, Venus, Libra.
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Sun, Virgo.
Wait, hang on.
Your Venus is Libra.
My Venus is Libra, and Libra isruled by Venus.
That's great.
That means you love to love.
I do love to love.
Yeah.
Venus is ruled by Libra certainpeople.
Venus, no Libra.
Fuck me.
Libra is ruled by Venus.
Yeah.
And Libra Energy is all aboutlike seeking out beauty and
like, yeah, yeah.
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You like seek out beauty and,and I guess like that in your
partnerships and like harmonyand like balance.
So if you're a love life, youwant there to be like a good
balance.
You don't want there to be toomuch of like one sidedness.
You want like a good ebb and aflow.
You want to be with someone whotruly understands, oh, so maybe
I'm just making this show up.
No, no, no, you, you.
This is what patterns as in yourrelationship experiences you may
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end up with or expect partnerswho prioritize you.
You want to be with someone whotruly understands and accepts
you and is looking for to be apart of a couple.
These types are very supportive,frequently checking in to see
how you're feeling.
If they're unable to relate thisway, you could feel disappointed
or think something is wrong.
Balanced relationship.
You're correct.
You know things.
I know everything.
Don't doubt yourself.
I don't doubt myself.
I know everything.
You know so many things.
You're so woo woo.
I'm so wise.
And then my, what the fuck isdescendant?
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Don't care about that.
Midheaven.
Don't care about that.
Jupiter is Scorpio.
Wasn't Iam Coley?
I don't know that's in Taurus.
I don't know if that what fuckis pattern?
What's a Vertex?
I don't use Pattern.
Anti vertex.
What the fuck are those?
I dunno.
My Mercury in Virgo.
So generally we're compat, we'renot compatible, but some things
in our chart make us compatible.
And I think that's just fun.
It's a fun thing to figure outand I think it took us a long
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time to figure out oppositesattract.
Yeah, I'm a nurse sign.
I ground you and we stillfiguring it out.
What do you mean?
It took us a long time to figureout, but eight years in and
we're still figuring shit out.
We argue, obviously.
We argue, we bicker.
Actually we, but we know why Weargue.
E bicker.
Yeah, I know.
Now we know the why.
What are you gonna say?
No, we know the why.
Oh, thought you were gonna belike,'cause yo,'cause you No.
Could you imagine I up?
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I was gonna beat you up.
We know what the problem is.
Yeah.
I was gonna beat you up.
Fucking hell.
This is crazy.
Bitch.
Beside of me.
Okay.
Me, I feel like is, it's veryself-explanatory.
Me.
I feel like his me, I feel likeit is so me, I feel like is what
very self-explanatory me, I feellike is.
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Me.
Me, I feel like is Yeah.
Me.
I feel like it's veryself-explanatory.
Those were three separatesentences.
Yeah.
Pertaining together.
Pertaining to two differentthings.
Okay.
Just leave you alone.
I feel like I sound so nasaltoday.
I'm gonna keep an every singlesniffle.
You look a netty part orsomething.
I tell you that every singletime you're sick and you refuse.
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I like the idea of a nutty pot.
But I don't like the, thepractice of a neti part.
Also, the thing about Omar, hedoesn't blow his nose.
He cannot Or won't he blow hisnose with a tissue?
He'll only do it in the shower.
Yeah.
Or like weird or, or like whenI'm washing my face, I can only
blow my nose when there's likewater at present.
Then a neti pot would be greatfor you.
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No, but I don't like that.
'cause it has to be around myface.
I need to have water around myface.
My face needs to be somewhatsubmerged.
Do you wanna be water boarded?
Kind of.
Yeah.
I could only blow my nose if I'mbeing wbo.
I can't do it dry.
Call up George W.
Bush.
You wanna do it dry?
You wanna do it dry, but likethat means you have to like get
a full like tissue.
A piece of like a piece oftissue.
(11:57):
Try it now.
The one that I had, try it onethat I had saved for later.
No, I'm not gonna try blow mynose, try it and ruin my makeup.
Try it right now.
No.
'cause that's exactly what'sgonna happen.
I'm gonna blow my nose is a ruinmy makeup and I'm gonna be
annoyed.
But it's a fun experiment.
No, it's not an experiment.
I'm annoyed now.
You are a 33-year-old man whocan't blow his nose.
I am 32 as of today.
The day that the episode airs, Ithought you said that like
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yesterday was like one of the,the start of the new, something
new New year for you orsomething, so, oh, I was born on
a new moon.
Thank you.
I love that.
We changed the topic.
Can I put my tissue back?
The tissue is on the recordplayer.
Let it be known because it's outof the way of the camera.
The year was 1992.
Oh, the world stood still.
The world really did standstill.
I was born held.
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Its breath.
Three, three, three for thedemon has arrived.
Yeah.
Satan has been born on thisearth.
Well, if six, six sixes, Satan,then three through three must be
the child of Satan.
For sure.
Look at you.
So I'm I claim.
I claim it.
I claim it.
And you were born on the firstday of Pride month.
Yeah.
So you're for sure Satan'sincarnate.
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Yeah.
And there was a new moon.
Mm.
On my birthday, so no light theday that I was So No light.
So it was dark.
Exactly.
So hell taketh over the worldactually was born in the day
three through 3:00 PM Oh, okay.
Well, nevermind.
Yeah.
So, uh, you don't, you don'tknow.
Satan works in mysterious ways.
You would know Lucy, Lucifer,Lou, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa,
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daddy if you will, daddy, if youwill.
So, yeah, um, I was born on anew moon, new Moon, and so new
moons are all about newbeginnings.
And manifesting new energies.
And, uh, just this has got twowoowoo.
Um, it's a woo woo episode.
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It's a wooo episode, but I'mlike, do we need to be that
woowoo?
I did, I did tarot yesterday forthe first time in a, and it was
spooky.
Guys, that's so woo woo.
It was really good.
It was spooky, you guys.
Blow your nose.
It doesn't help, huh?
It does.
You need to get rid of themucus.
You have to get a Neti pot andyou need to blow water up your
nose.
Don't tell me what to do.
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And push the boogers down theother side.
Don't me.
What to do?
You need to do like a waterslide in there.
Don't tell me what to do.
The boogers are like, woo woo.
Do you have any, um, other firesigns in your chart?
No.
Apart from Scorpio.
Is a wool a sign?
Oh, you freak.
Um, no, everyone.
Why'd you have Scorpio, Pluto?
Wait, I have to look at myCoStar.
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Everyone has Scorpio and Pluto.
we're the Pluto and Scorpiogeneration?
What You know that song, thatLords song?
Yeah.
We are.
Like everyone has their Pluto inCorpio.
Everyone that we know is hastheir stars, their Pluto in
Scorpio.
My Jupiter is a Scorpio.
Oh, that's crazy.
Jupiter is a sign of abundance.
I have no water apart fromPluton, but that doesn't count.
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Whoa.
I have no water because I'm notthat emotional.
I actually have my only, my onlyfire is Aries.
Hmm.
Which I'm kind of sad aboutactually.
'cause air and fire creates afucking Sharknado spooky.
I, I'm fine.
I'm fine without the sharknadoin my life.
do you ever meet people, likeyou meet people?
I mean, maybe I meet people andlike, I assume, or like I find
out that Zodiac and like I,You're really good at telling
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people what their Zodiac sign islike.
You're really good at guessing.
Yeah.
I'm like, you're really good.
Spooky.
I would never be able to guess.
Like I would think like I'm oneof those people who's like,
who're like, you're a Virgo.
No, no, no, no.
You're a Capricorn.
No, no, no, no.
And you're like, you're aScorpio.
I knew, I knew you were aScorpio.
Mm.
No.
All time I would do that.
'cause I'm dumb.
No, I don't actually know.
I like to pretend that I know.
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I feel like if this someonethat's kind of annoying me a
little bit, someone's like beinga little bit too like in my face
and it's pissing me off.
They're probably a Gemini.
Mm.
They're probably a Gemini.
Butting heads.
There can only be one.
No, most of, okay.
I will say most of my likegirlfriends, yeah.
Are Geminis.
I don't know if I love that manylike male Geminis.
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I have like a couple of maleGemini friends and then a couple
of male geminis I know that Ijust don't fuck with.
Yeah.
And.
Every single female Gemini.
I know I, I'm obsessed withactually most of my, like close
girlfriends have female Geminis.
Would you say that's yourfavorite star sign for a female?
For a female?
For a girl, for a female.
Oh, no.
Scorpio woman.
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A Scorpio woman.
So a Scorpio woman.
Oh my God.
It's just Cty, CTY Cty people.
My main ones, Leo women, ScorpioWomen and Sagittarius women.
Mm sure.
Well, just like those threesigns are like my favorite to be
friends with.
Sure.
Because Leo's, oh my God,they're just like so fun.
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They're so fun.
They love themselves in the bestway.
Mm-hmm.
So they're like superself-confident and they're able
to like be like.
Confident and just like exudethat and you just wanna be
around that energy all the time.
Mm-hmm.
Scorpio, Scorpio, womenspecifically are so cunty.
Mm-hmm.
Oh my God.
Just like, stab me, stab me, Andthen Sagittarius.
Well, Sagittarius is the, as thesister sign to a Gemini.
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So I forget what element.
Sagittarius is all the time.
It feels like it should bewater.
It's fire.
It sounds like water.
It's fire.
Sagittarius.
It feels like, Ooh, I'm in thewater.
It's a fire.
Air signs.
Gemini, Libra, Aquarius.
Aquarius Sounds like a watersign.
I know it does, but it's not.
Earth signs.
Virgo, Capricorn, uh, you knowthe other one.
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Taurus?
Yes.
Good job.
It just happened.
I love my earth signs.
I fucking hate Torah.
I hate, I love a Taurus woman, Ilove a Taurus woman.
You're listening.
I know you are.
I love you.
I know you're listening.
My Taurus woman and, and maybemy Leo woman is also listening
woman, my women, wow.
Misogyny is alive and well fromthose Tori.
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I don't know.
They're like fine.
I just, I hate tourist man.
It's your least favorite.
An Aries man.
Sorry.
Okay, that's fine.
We get on really well.
There's a lot of like chemistryand emotional, like passion and
emotional like, um, wherewithal.
Ugh.
I used the word again.
Is that correct?
It's correct.
'cause I Googled it when I wasfucking listening to the podcast
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and when we were editing it andI was like, I use that word
correctly.
What does it mean wherewithal tobe, to wherewithal, to where
information never really staysin your head unless you want it
to with.
All shut up.
Why would it need to, I'm an airsign.
I don't Because you like usingthis, this word a lot.
I don't need to.
I don't need to retain theinformation.
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I need to know it.
When I need to know it, and thensometimes it'll pop back into my
head.
A gust of windle, blow it backout.
It's not your fucking problem.
This is one of your favoritewords.
You should know what it means.
Wherewithal means the means,resources, or ability necessary
to do something.
So how did you use, how did youuse it in a sentence just now?
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Yeah, incorrectly.
Incorrectly.
It didn't seem correct, but whenI did it the first time, it was
actually correct.
Okay.
Well maybe keep that definitionin there guys.
Aries men have the only, havebeen the only men to have ever
bested me bested.
Ew.
One of your breakfast, I metyou, one of your exes before I
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met you.
One of your exes.
Yeah.
Who.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't know him, but likeeven friends, like I'm like, I
make friends with like, I can'teven name any Aries women.
Really?
I feel like an, it's mostlyAries men.
Do you know who else I'm reallygood friends with?
Who?
Pisces.
Pisces.
But they're a little bitemotional water in like a weird
way, but like we got on reallywell.
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'cause we're mutable signs.
These hurt all my brain.
You one that brain wanted tomake, you're the one that wanted
to No, no, no.
It just like hurts My brain.
Brain sometimes.
Wanted this topic.
You said, I know.
Let's talk about zodiac andcharisma because I thought it
would be fun and I know somethings, but then you say the
words like mutable, and I'mlike, I don't really know what
that means.
And you say like, Kami Ka.
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What the fuck is a Kami?
Yeah, Kami.
These are, so there's, there's,there's, there's beginner's,
intermediate, and there'sadvanced.
It's like shapes in the sky.
Okay.
Shapes in the sky are made bylike planets aligning in
different ways.
It causes different things tohappen.
Okay.
Well I'm at the beginner level,so you're at the advanced level.
It's kind of like when Mercurygoes into the microwave.
That hasn't happened in a while.
And I'm so happy.
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No, but because I truly do feelwhen she, when she enters that
microwave and we turn the levelto like 10 10, and then we turn
it on the timer on 10 minutes.
Oh my God.
It's crazy.
It is.
I feel it.
I feel, I mean, everything goeswrong.
There was one time, I thinkthere was like a big, I think
there was like seven planets inretrograde earlier this year.
I think in like February.
End of February.
It was February, end ofFebruary.
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February, so bad.
End of February, early Marchwas.
Horrible.
Horrible.
It was horrible becauseeverything was in retrograde.
It was so bad.
And if you don't know When ourplanet goes into retrograde, it
has the opposite effect of theplanet, of the thing, right?
The thing, right.
Mercury is all aboutcommunication and technology and
how we source and, and shareinformation.
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And those things get like kindof twisted, right?
During the retrograde.
And when Jupiter's inretrograde, it means nothing is
happening in your life purposethat you want it to.
'cause Jupiter's all aboutpurpose.
Like, it's about like lifepurpose, abundance, and like
moving forward it's like, it'slike, it's like, yeah, you're
like career growth.
You're like life growth.
Yeah.
Because that part of the yearfelt very stagnant.
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Yeah, stagnant.
It did, didn't it?
Yeah, it really did.
It did.
Um, for example, at Venus was inretrograde.
Hmm.
Love life would be horrible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I know things.
Yes.
Love life.
But also like, Venus is alsolike, like, uh, your
relationship with self too.
Ah, like self love.
Self love.
Wow.
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Yeah.
And here we go.
I think that, I think that'swhat made me start believing in
astrology more retrograde.
Yeah.
Because I can very much tellwhenever, I can very much tell
whenever something's inretrograde, but when you tell me
something is retrograde, thenthings have happened in my life
that like.
Are along with that.
It makes sense.
I remember we tried to film anepisode of this Yeah, yeah,
yeah.
During a retrograde, and I waslike, nothing's working.
(21:52):
We filmed an episode and we hadto like cancel it.
Oh.
This was right after we cameback from Thailand.
Yeah.
And it like, it like filmed.
A bit and then it stopped andthen we didn't realize and so
it, we kept on recording and itwas just not recording.
Yeah.
And was mores in retrograde,mercury was Or that one?
Jupiter was, ah, Neptune was.
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Venus was, we don't talk aboutNeptune that much.
Why don't we love her as much?
We never talk about her.
She's very far away, but she's,she's so big and important.
She is so big.
You know what also made me startbelieving in astrology?
Tell me the fact that there areso many, um, insane people who
are geminis.
Namely Donald Trump and KanyeWest.
(22:37):
Okay, but do you know who elseis a Gemini?
Who?
Angelina Jolie.
Tom Holland.
Marilyn Monroe, James, Charles.
Wait, I wanna see other famousGeminis.
And then we could look at FamousVirgos too.
'cause I know the one famousVirgo that I know is Miss
Beyonce herself.
You have, here's a, here's alist of who you have.
(22:59):
Here's a good list.
Okay, ready?
You have Angelina Jolie, MaryKay Olson, Naomi Campbell.
Ugh.
So good.
Tom Holland.
Can I just say Mary Kate Olsonand not say, yeah, that's true.
Ashley Olson, Mary Kate andAshley Olson.
It just, I was just the twins.
Are you gonna go down the listand be like, Ashley Olson?
She just wasn't there.
So I just like said Mary KateOlson.
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Tom Holland.
Heidi Klum.
Crazy.
Hu Laverne, Cox Country.
Natalie Portman, Kanye West.
Uh, Aquafina.
Ooh, Ian McKellan.
Paul McCartney.
Chris Evans.
Helena, Helena Carter.
Chris Evans, like only ChrisEvans.
Yeah.
Captain America, Kendrick Lamar,Marilyn Monroe, Morgan Freeman.
Stevie Nicks, Kendrick Lamarwould be a Gemini.
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'cause what he pulled at theSuper Bowl was petty as fuck.
I love that for sure.
You have Johnny Depp, you haveNicole Kidman, you have Anderson
Cooper.
I don't want Johnny Depp.
Well, you have them the wholeKidman.
See, look at, you're listing offall of these A-listers.
Yeah, I know.
But the most.
Annoyingly famous one is DonaldTrump.
So when's his birthday?
Chomp birthday.
Yeah.
On this, on this podcast, weliterally cannot say his real
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name.
June 14th.
Oh my God.
I know somebody else's birthday.
1946.
That's crazy.
Imagine being born in 1946.
Stop.
I'm unwell.
My Virgos, I have it.
Okay.
You read it out.
I love how like the, the two topcontenders are like the best
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Virgos you could possibly ever.
I know.
Like who did I have as your topand like Angelina Jolie, I, your
top was Angel and Jolie and MaryKate Olson, the Olson twins.
Oh, and Holland and the otherone.
Tom Holland.
Yeah.
I had a couple good ones.
You had really good ones.
Kidman, you had good ones.
Come on.
You had good ones.
Yeah.
Great ones.
Beyonce.
Yeah.
So good.
You can't really beat thatreally, can you?
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No.
And you also really can't beatZendaya.
Mm.
But you have Zenday and I haveTom Holland and I'm British.
And you are American.
Wait, that's so cute.
That's really crazy.
I didn't think about that.
Oh my god.
Zenday, if you're listening, TomCrazy.
Wait, that's get together.
I've disgusted.
Oh my God.
Double date.
See, this is the thing aboutthem, I feel like as a couple,
they do really well at likedoing their own thing, but like
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they work really well together.
Mm-hmm.
Because they have worked reallywell together.
Mm-hmm.
But then they like give eachother the space to do their own
thing all the time.
Like he's always like, this isyour thing, like Thrive Queen.
Mm-hmm.
And he kind of like takes alittle bit of like, and that's
the key to a good relationship.
Yeah.
Who else do I got?
I feel like he gives me likeGemini vibes and she gives me,
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no, he gives me Gemini vibes andhe gives no, no, no opposite.
She gives me Virgo vibes forsure.
Same reason that you wouldn'tassume like Beyonce's a Virgo.
No.
Really crazy.
Chris Pine, Aris Elba, KeanuReeves.
Selma Hayek.
Fuck off.
Selma Hayek.
Adam.
Adam Sandler.
Oh, Michael Jackson.
Oh fun.
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Melissa McCarthy.
Haha.
Blake Lively.
No.
Cameron Diaz.
Oh, Jack Black Pink.
Nile Horn.
Shania Twain.
Liam Payne.
R.
Rip.
What?
Prince Harry, Amy Poer.
Kiki Palmer.
Kiki Palmer.
Oh yeah, I remember.
She's a Virgo.
I got Kiki Palmer.
You also have Charlie Sheen getfucked.
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Oh, well this is like you willif you're like, if you die,
these are the people that youhave to spend the rest of return
with.
I'm fine with.
I have Kiki Palmer.
I have Tom, Tom Holland, but Ialso have Donald Trump.
Trump.
I have Kiki Palmer, Beyonce, andZendaya.
Come on between Tom Holland.
Chris Evans and James Charles.
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Well, what a fun, fun timeyou'll have in the afterlife.
Wow.
Love that.
Think hi sister and America'sass.
Yeah, and then whatever timeHolland is shooting some webs
out of his hands.
Oh, I'm glad you said hands.
Do you find that, do you knowwhat your like family's stuff
is?
No.
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Uh, my mom is a Leo.
Okay.
And my dad, my mom is a Leo.
Oh yeah.
Wait a minute.
Oh yeah.
My mom's a Leo.
My mom's not really, she doesn'tact like a Leo.
She's not very like in your facemom is like such a Leo.
I know she is.
Oh yeah.
But my mom, she very much is,no, my mom doesn't give off that
(27:12):
energy.
My dad is February 14th, whichmakes him a.
Uh oh.
Yeah.
Wow.
Aquarius.
Okay.
Not a Pisces yet.
The thing is, I don't know whatthat means.
I only know things about certainsigns.
Maybe like four out of all ofthem.
We know we have a lot of Piscesfriends.
I wouldn't know, I wouldn't beable to tell you who, mainly
because I never rememberpeople's birthdays.
(27:34):
'cause I never put them in mycalendar.
Oh.
I have everyone's birthdays onmy calendar, so I know every,
every, every person's can youjust share them with me?
Birthdays.
Yeah, no, just put them in mycalendar.
No, God no.
Just put them in my calendar.
No.
Do you want like my randomfriends from Sydney's birthdays?
No, no, no, no.
Only the ones that I know youwant.
Like my friends in Berlin?
No, the only ones that I know'cause I just forget to put them
in my calendar.
You don't look great.
(27:54):
I mean, you look pretty.
I look pretty, but you lookstuffed.
I do feel stuffed.
Do you know what I mean?
That's what I feel.
I feel stuffed in the nose.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Maybe for your birthday, I'llget you a Netty pot.
I won't use it.
Honestly, that's your next,that's one of your gifts.
Bored me for my birthdayinstead.
Jesus Christ.
Fun.
More effective.
Fun.
(28:15):
That's a fun birthday activitythat everyone can partake in on
your birthday.
Waterboard me.
Waterboard me.
There was something I wanted tosay about astrology.
Oh my God.
Everyone pay attention.
Something has just awoken in mybrain.
Remember when I said 2019 wasthe year of my, I knew you were
of my big woo woo.
I knew this is it of my big woowoo.
Yeah.
Oh, I've never talked about thisone here before.
(28:36):
Let's get into it.
You haven't, for my birthday in2019, I turned 27 and honestly I
feel as youthful as I did thenOkay, that was six years ago.
Matt got me a psychic readingwith this like tarot astrologist
person, correct?
Is she a tar reader?
She was a tar reader.
She's a psychic.
Yeah, I got like a reading fromthis psychic.
She was a psychic.
(28:56):
Um, and she was highlyrecommended to a bunch, highly
recommended to me by a bunch ofmy friends in Toronto and we
drove all the way to her housein the beaches and had my little
tarot reading and it was sogreat.
She, like, knew so many things.
I like, had just started my likeinfluencer career and I had like
my first big paycheck coming inin like three months.
(29:17):
And she knew that in like threemonths I was gonna come into
like financial, like securityfor the first time ever.
'cause by this point I was liketruly living paycheck to
paycheck.
I had just left my job at thishotel that I was working at, and
then I was like just kind ofstarting off like my like solo
freelance career thing.
And then she knew, like she waslike, in three months time, this
is gonna happen in like sixmonths time, this is gonna
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happen.
And she kind of like, if I thinkabout it too, she kind of
predicted the pandemic.
'cause she was like in like, uh,X amount of months.
Like in nine months time you'regonna experience like a really
like strange like shock to yourlike career, but it's gonna
really push, like push youpropel you mm-hmm.
Into a really like strong careertrajectory that you couldn't
(29:59):
have expected.
And I remember thinking, I waslike, well, that's crazy.
I can't, I wonder what that'sabout.
It took me like a, I think ayear or two after.
'cause like we were livingthrough the pandemic and I
didn't put two and two togetherfor such a long time, but like
living in the pandemic and thenstarting our TikTok account and
then like actually becomingTikTok people and like gaining
like half a million followerswithin a few, few months.
(30:19):
Mm-hmm.
Because of the pandemic.
'cause we had nothing else todo.
Propelled our career in thislike way that I could never have
imagined crazy.
She stopped the reading towardsthe end and she was like, I have
to stop because there's like areally negative like figure
that's kind of like looming overyou.
And she, and then she literallynever spoken to this woman
before in my life.
She doesn't have social media.
(30:40):
Matt contacted her.
I'm speaking too fast'cause I'mexcited and the mucus is, and
I'm trying, trying to speakbefore my like mucus dribble
down my nose more.
Anyway, she literally stops thereading towards the end and
she's like, I have to stop.
This is really negative likeenergy around you right now and
I feel like, you know, I need todiscuss it.
She was like, your father is areally negative energy.
(31:02):
Around you.
And I was like, crazy work, Kim.
Crazy work.
You're correct.
I was like, yeah, true.
I was like, okay.
That's, that's, um, that'spresumptuous.
But also like any, that couldbe, that could be correct.
I'm a flamer and I'm sat in yourchair.
That's like, yeah.
You're gay.
You have a bad relationship withyour father.
Yeah.
Who, who, who Crazy.
(31:22):
Who, who, who, who's to say,who's to say how she knew this
information?
Well.
then she went and said, first ofall, she was like, your father
is a negative figure surroundingyour bo like your, your life.
Mm-hmm.
Your father is a negative energysurrounding your life.
Mm-hmm.
Um, and then she was like, hespecific, very specific things
about him.
She was like, he has fourchildren.
(31:45):
And like, spoke about his likeupbringing and like the way that
he like expresses.
Love and the way that he can'texpress love.
And I was like, this is reallycrazy.
You said, ding, ding, ding.
Everything you were saying istrue.
This is really crazy.
And then she was like, he'sgonna try and get in touch with
you very soon.
By the way, side note, everyone,I haven't, hadn't at this point
spoken to my dad in a year and ahalf.
(32:06):
I wanna say just over a year.
And so I was like, well, fatchance, I'm gonna speak to my
dad, or he's gonna try and reachout'cause a, he doesn't have my
number.
I live in Canada.
How can he possibly get intouch?
Mm-hmm.
And like none of my siblings ormy mom has ever said anything
about him wanting to reach out.
Parents are, well, my mom ishappily divorced.
Love her one angel icon in themaking.
(32:28):
Mm-hmm.
Actually, icon has been made.
and so dad's a loser and I waslike, fat chance's gonna try and
get in touch with me.
Anyway, she continued on thereading and like that was left
at that and then, and she saidyou were a lion tamer in the
past life.
Oh, that was so random.
Yeah, you should have recorded.
I really wish you, you hadrecorded this so good.
Because there are so many thingsthat you told me that like, I
(32:50):
can't even remember what yousaid at the time I was a lion
tamer.
She said you were a lion tamer.
She told me my like careers andmy line and something else.
Like a, some kind of like, was adancer?
A dancer?
Yeah.
Like that's so fun to know.
Yeah.
Was a dancer, like, what are yougonna do with that information?
Nothing.
But like, yeah.
I was a fucking lion.
Lion tamer.
That's so fun.
I said lions, you guys.
Yeah.
That's so cool.
There was like a strange rodentthat was outside our house
(33:10):
yesterday and they got trappedinside this little like, like
area that it could not escapefrom and it was either gonna die
there or we had to like get itout and I lured it into a box
with a strawberry.
And that would've been thesecond rodent that has died at
our house that we would, we'vehad to dispose of.
We haven't had dispose of tworodents at our house.
(33:32):
Okay.
One alive, the other did, it wasdead.
And Oh, it was outside and itwas just dead.
Mm.
And it was during Pride Weekendand I just physically,
emotionally?
No, it was after Pride.
It started, well it died and wefigured out that it had died the
Saturday of Pride weekend,Saturday of Pride Weekend.
And its corpse was just in thebackyard for three days.
(33:53):
'cause I couldn't move it tillMonday.
I think it was like Tuesday.
No, it was Monday.
I think it was Tuesday.
It was.
It was Monday.
It was Monday.
We were hung over for a whileand I was like, fuck, I'm not
moving a fucking rat.
Yeah, I'm not moving a rat.
And then all of a sudden wewere.
Hung over, I guess, on Monday,and we had to go outside.
It die.
It was just like, it was justlike it was melting.
Composing in the sun.
Yeah.
I was like, what am I gonna do?
Evie wanted to eat it all thetime, and I was like, girl, you
(34:14):
can't fucking eat it.
It's dead.
It's dead.
What are you gonna do?
I mean, actually, well, shedidn't care about it when it was
dead.
Oh, that's true.
Because she killed it.
She, she probably killed it.
Probably killed it.
So we took a pair.
We, well, what we did, we threw.
Can I finish my story?
Yeah.
But this is an important story.
Go on.
We put a trash bag over the rat,and then we use a pair of
kitchen tongs that were laterburned to pick up the rat and
(34:35):
then throw it over the fenceinto the bushes beside the
fence, which in hindsight was abad idea because it probably
just decomposed there instead ofdecomposing inside of our yard.
Yeah, for sure.
Something a it.
Anyway, we don't know.
Had my reading with Kim Whiteand she just was so amazing.
That was such a great psychicreading.
My first and only ever.
(34:56):
window into the realm of theunknown.
I get back into the car that'sparked downstairs that Matt is
in and I like, I'm like, we'regonna drive to the beach and
we're gonna have a talk about,like, I'm just gonna tell him
everything that just happenedbefore we could even get to the
beach, which is two blocks awayin the car.
I get a text from my brothersaying.
(35:17):
Hey, are you free?
And also, dad wants to speak toyou.
Can I give him your number?
I was like, what The flyingFrank Frog is going on here on
this day?
That was crazy.
It was crazy.
I had lived in Toronto for ayear and a half by this point,
and not once had any of mysiblings reached out and been
like, dad wants to reach out.
Or like, are you, are you like,can you speak to dad?
(35:39):
Dad wants your number.
Yeah.
Any of those things.
Nothing.
Yeah.
And all of a sudden thisagitating grading voice, Papa,
not Satan.
I'd welcome him.
Yeah.
Earthly father, not so great.
Yeah.
Earthly father, earthly, Ugh.
The lame one.
Pipes up again and he's like, ohmy God, let's chat.
(36:01):
I, anyway, no, I don't know.
I dunno what you wanted.
'cause I didn't speak to him,but then I threw my phone on the
dash and I was like, no fuckingway.
No fucking way.
It was crazy.
And then you, I hadn't even toldyou what happened yet.
Yeah.
And you were like, that iscrazy.
When I did tell you, I don'tunderstand why people don't
believe in psychics because theywork.
I mean, some of them are fakefor sure, but the ones that are
real.
You know real, they do the job.
(36:21):
There's one here that's gonelike kind of viral on TikTok and
now people are like booking herup and I really wanna go to her.
Holly Beach.
Holly In North Beach in SanFrancisco.
Girl, you need to get a reading.
Yeah, I need to get a reading.
I wanna get a reading.
I wanna get a reading birthdaypresent.
Oh, okay.
Just, we both go.
Yeah.
It's just a fun idea, guys.
It's Gemini season.
(36:43):
It's time to let your fuckingtits hang loose.
Let your pus out.
Pusy.
Go your pussy.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Let it, let it dance.
That is crazy.
That's a crazy thing to say.
Don't do that.
That's, that's too much.
No.
Gemini season is for the muchGemini season is for you to be
more than much.
It's the beginning of summereveryone.
(37:04):
Lean into being a psychopath.
Mm-hmm.
I will.
It.
I saw a funny meme that I saved,and I wanna post that June is
gonna feel like this.
This is how June is gonna feel.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
What is that?
What is that?
It's just a Cherry Cola.
It's just like That is Is thatCherry Cola?
Cherry Cola with ch Marinocherries on top.
That's, and it's crisp.
(37:24):
That's a cocktail.
Yeah, well, whatever that lookslike.
The album Honeymoon by London Reand that's how June is going to
feel.
That is, it's kind like raunchy.
It's kind of like exactly funand like you don't know what's
gonna happen next.
You turn, you turn around andsomething else is happening and
you're like, oh my God.
You just have to say yes.
Listen to me when I tell youthis right now, everyone, it's
Gemini season.
Say yes to everything.
(37:45):
If you get invited to something,say yes.
If you're like, oh, I dunno if Iwanna go to that thing, go to
that thing.
Your future husband or wife.
Or they them person could bethere.
Go.
Go there.
Go and make out with everyone.
Listen.
Heed my warning heed.
Heed my warning.
(38:08):
It is Gemini season.
This is an amber need on need.
Nina.
Get the fuck outside.
Go make out with everyone.
I'm telling you.
Right The fuck.
Now get outside.
Shake your tits, drinkeverything that you wanna drink.
Let your pussy dance.
That is a freaky thing to say.
And so you, you, you made itweird.
(38:30):
You made it weird.
That's it.
You made it weird.
No, I didn't trust the Virgo tosay some fucking weird shit.
Just wait till Virgo season andwe all hibernate.
Oh my God, Greg, I can't wait,sit in my house and do this.
No.
So you think Virgo season isabout hibernation?
No, I know it's not.
We're we are freaks because myfavorite time of year is.
Gemini season, but also likeLibra season.
(38:51):
Yeah.
Which, like, I'm gonna ignorethe Virgo season because Libra
season, my, my rising sign isthe September, like
mid-September to late September.
That's like, summer is like kindof over, like September is warm
here.
So like, September is like some,a nostalgic feeling.
Yeah, so like Virgo leading intoLibra, it's like, oh my God, I
(39:13):
missed the summer.
We also forget that Virgos arefreaks, like we are, we're very
freaky people.
Like you think, we're like solike calm and demure, but we're
really not.
How freaky are you?
So freaky.
If you enjoyed this podcast,please give us a five star.
But what the fuck?
Oh my God.
If you enjoyed this podcast,give us a fucking five star
review, and if you didn't gofuck yourself.
(39:34):
But if you wanna follow us onInstagram and TikTok and YouTube
and fucking Snapchat, go aheadand do it.
All the links are in some biosomewhere.
Go on.
Love you.
Wow.
It's Gemini season.
Get some gumption.
It's written in the stars.
Everyone it, it's written in thestars.
And if you think it's notwritten in the stars, then I
dunno what to tell you.
I'm the non-believer.
I honestly used to be anon-believer, an anti
astrologer.
Yeah.
That's almost as worse as anaxa.
No, it's not.
Yeah it is.
No, it's not.
Imagine having no faith in theuniverse.
(00:20):
Mrs.
You, that's not as, that's notas bad as being an anti-vaxxer.
Yeah, it is harming thosearound.
No, I'm joking.
Obviously I'm joking.
Are you coming out as anti-vax?
No, I'm coming out as anti you.
You're annoying me.
And this just got started.
We're like one minute in.
We're not even one minute in.
Stop sniffling.
No, I'm sick a bit.
(00:41):
Omar is sick.
I'm sick.
So there's gonna be it snifflingthroughout this entire podcast.
You're just gonna have to dealwith it.
Sometimes he's sick.
Most of the times he is sickactually.
And what do you mean?
Most of the time I'm sick.
Most times you have some sort ofsniffles or coughs.
No.
Roll the tapes on every singlepodcast episode we ever put out.
There's gonna be a homeworkcoffin there somewhere.
No, no.
You edit those out.
(01:02):
Yes.
Anyway.
Hi everyone.
Welcome back today.
Uh, I feel like it's a veryimportant time for me personally
since we just had a new moon inGemini.
And what season is it?
Gemini and what?
And there was about to be aMercury Kami in Gemini tomorrow.
And it's also my birthday onSunday.
(01:23):
June 1st.
Clock it.
Listen up.
Everyone settle down.
I know.
Stop.
Everyone.
Stop cheering all at once.
I know.
Stop.
Stop.
I know you are so excited thatit's my birthday and I'm turning
one more year.
Older.
How old?
One more year older.
30.
(01:44):
One more year older than that 31and another year older than that
32, and another year older thanthat.
40.
Hey, 33.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be a youthful,glowing, radiant age of 33.
33 is a new 22.
I'm, I'm a Gemini.
And that means why are you Gini?
(02:05):
This month is about, well, notthis month.
June is about me.
Uh, I claim, I claim all of Juneas the, as the founder of June,
but it goes after Gemini.
Cancer.
So you just like fuck off thecancers through the last week.
Who the fuck about cancers?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't give a fuck about, areyou kidding me?
Don't ever.
They're nice.
Hey, they're too nice.
(02:25):
Fucking get a grip and stopcrying all the time.
Jesus Christ.
I don't have any cancer.
My throat.
I stop being so snappy like, ohmy God.
Control your.
Issues.
Well, I'm scared for Geminiseason.
I'm always scared of for Geminiseason.
It comes around and, um, youknow, I fear for my life on a
daily basis because who knowswhat can happen.
It's very, um, you know, as aGeminis are two-faced.
(02:47):
You never know what you're gonnaget.
Uh, get fucked, get fucked.
We're about to dig into allthings zodiac astrology as they
pertain to us our relationshipand our relationships.
With the world and the universe.
And the universe and themultiverse.
No, I'm, that's too far.
That's too far.
Let's dig in.
(03:07):
Oh, we have to start with thebasics.
When we first, the basicsstarted dating, I think we like
first like, like, oh, like Iasked you.
'cause I was kind of woowoo.
I was into my woo woo.
You've had woowoo, you've hadmini woowoo phases.
You were into woowoo when theyfirst began.
I was like slightly woowoo whenwe first began and then like not
too much and then like 20casually.
I think like 2019 was like mypeak woowoo.
(03:28):
I was like, crystal 2020 baby.
No, no, no.
2019 Really?
2019 was peak.
I, I know my timeline.
Huh?
Don't tell.
Try and tell.
Don't try and tell me.
Try tell me I should.
I would never try to tell youanything during Gemini season,
don't you think?
I know.
I would never try to tell youwhat to do during Gemini season.
Okay.
There's, there's the, oh, hereit is.
There it's, there is so muchhappening in the air outside,
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and I don't mean astrology.
I mean the pollen.
It's fucking me off.
What the fuck is going on?
There's problems.
This, yes.
For in Gemini season, yes.
There was a new moon in Gemini.
Those things were affecting me.
But in a different way.
The universe, not the universe,the fucking planet.
The trees is affecting thetrees.
The trees.
Imagine being busted by a plant.
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I couldn't imagine.
'cause I don't have any fuckingallergies.
That's crazy.
What it's embarrassing for you.
Yeah, when we were starting,when we were started dating, you
were very woo woo.
So you asked me what my zodiacsign was, and I'm sure I said,
Virgo, and you gasped.
I'm sure you turned away anddiscussed.
I was like, oh, right.
Red flag number.
Right one.
Right?
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No, not red flag.
That wasn't a red flag.
It, it was a, it was a red flagbecause I was like, oh, how is
this gonna work?
Yeah, we're not compatible.
Not in the slightest.
And then like shortly after, welike got CoStar and then like
checked our compa compatibilityrating on CoStar and it said,
eh, it's like one of the leastcompatible pair of signs, right?
(04:54):
Yeah.
Virgo Gemini, both formed byMercury.
Yeah.
So like, so what does that mean?
Very, uh, driven bycommunication and like knowledge
and, uh, we're just like, we'redo we do, we talk a lot.
We like think a lot.
We think a lot.
We think a lot too much.
But we're very stubborn.
Mm.
We're very, we're very.
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I'm right.
I know I'm right.
No, I'm right.
No, I'm right.
And that's our entirerelationship.
But then we also like deal withthings in such different ways
because as a Gemini, I'm such asocial butterfly and I get my
energy from other people andbeing around.
People, I get my energy fromthem.
Yeah.
And I don't, I'm the completeopposite.
I hate people, fucking hatepeople so much.
Oh, so much.
One of my best friends said thislike very, very, very, I think,
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very accurate thing.
The other day she was like, Ihate things, but I love people.
I get annoyed by like inanimateobjects or just like things
going wrong.
I get, I get annoyed by likethings.
But I love people.
Mm-hmm.
Why?
As a general, as a generalconsensus, I hate most people,
but like, you know, people, myfriends.
Yeah.
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You hate people hate, but youreally value, like things your,
your possessions.
Yeah.
Your like, your like space, yourlike time.
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
I hate people.
I, I don't, I, I don't hate myfriends, but I hate most.
Human beings on this planet, andthey're listening.
You know, I like my, my closepeople, but generally everyone
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annoys me somehow, and I want topunch everyone.
but I like my books and my dogand my home and my like farmer's
markets and my like bookstoresand my things.
A, a Virgo Sun, ladies andgentlemen.
Well, I, I think I couldn't dealwith you if I didn't have my
Aries moon if think that's theonly reason this works'cause of
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my rising is a Capricorn, whichdoesn't, doesn't lend any.
Any help in the, in the stubborncategory?
No.
You got two earth signs and afire sign.
Mm-hmm.
What the fuck is that gonna do?
The fire sign helps me deal withyou.
No, the fire sign makes youerratic and annoying.
Well, no, it doesn't.
It makes, it makes you erraticand annoying and like a little
bit of like a freak.
And I match your energy.
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Not really, because if you had awater sign in there, you'd be
like a little bit more liketemperate.
I think I do temperate.
Are we going through the othersigns?
Do you know them?
No, I don't know my other ones.
I am, you think I, oh, hold on.
Hey, Gemini, sun, Gemini, moon,Gemini, mercury, Gemini, Venus,
Libra Rising.
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I just have to get all theGeminis in there together, which
gives me a Gemini Seum, whichalso makes me a psychopath.
The Libra Rising makes me.
A little bit crazy, but so muchmore social than I would've been
had I been just geminis.
More social, more social, moreabout harmony and balance,
wanting to seek out, uh, greatrelationships and friendships
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whilst also trying to maintainmy home.
Mm, in a balanced, likebeautiful way.
I surround myself withaesthetics and just like
beautiful things and beautifulpeople that life.
But Aries, Mars makes me wannakill people though.
Oh, like I can my Mars andAries.
Because Aries, this is why webet heads because Aries is ruled
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by Mars.
The sign of like war and, andaggression.
And do you know what my Mars isin what Cancer?
This is why I am so emotional.
That's how we come, that's howwe get, like, this is why I get
so emotional during fights.
Let's having fight, fight.
That's how we like fight.
I get so emotional and I likerage.
Rage.
And I don't rage how to like,but I don't know how to deal
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with my emotions when I get intofights.
Like I don't know how to controleverything that's going on
because I'm so emotional.
Yeah.
And I'm so like hypersensitive.
To everything, especially duringarguments.
Wow.
Are we gonna argue now?
Maybe.
Do you wanna know my things?
Yeah.
So people could compare Whenyou're listening, moon Aries
Mars Cancer, Venus, Libra.
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Sun, Virgo.
Wait, hang on.
Your Venus is Libra.
My Venus is Libra, and Libra isruled by Venus.
That's great.
That means you love to love.
I do love to love.
Yeah.
Venus is ruled by Libra certainpeople.
Venus, no Libra.
Fuck me.
Libra is ruled by Venus.
Yeah.
And Libra Energy is all aboutlike seeking out beauty and
like, yeah, yeah.
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You like seek out beauty and,and I guess like that in your
partnerships and like harmonyand like balance.
So if you're a love life, youwant there to be like a good
balance.
You don't want there to be toomuch of like one sidedness.
You want like a good ebb and aflow.
You want to be with someone whotruly understands, oh, so maybe
I'm just making this show up.
No, no, no, you, you.
This is what patterns as in yourrelationship experiences you may
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end up with or expect partnerswho prioritize you.
You want to be with someone whotruly understands and accepts
you and is looking for to be apart of a couple.
These types are very supportive,frequently checking in to see
how you're feeling.
If they're unable to relate thisway, you could feel disappointed
or think something is wrong.
Balanced relationship.
You're correct.
You know things.
I know everything.
Don't doubt yourself.
I don't doubt myself.
I know everything.
You know so many things.
You're so woo woo.
I'm so wise.
And then my, what the fuck isdescendant?
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Don't care about that.
Midheaven.
Don't care about that.
Jupiter is Scorpio.
Wasn't Iam Coley?
I don't know that's in Taurus.
I don't know if that what fuckis pattern?
What's a Vertex?
I don't use Pattern.
Anti vertex.
What the fuck are those?
I dunno.
My Mercury in Virgo.
So generally we're compat, we'renot compatible, but some things
in our chart make us compatible.
And I think that's just fun.
It's a fun thing to figure outand I think it took us a long
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time to figure out oppositesattract.
Yeah, I'm a nurse sign.
I ground you and we stillfiguring it out.
What do you mean?
It took us a long time to figureout, but eight years in and
we're still figuring shit out.
We argue, obviously.
We argue, we bicker.
Actually we, but we know why Weargue.
E bicker.
Yeah, I know.
Now we know the why.
What are you gonna say?
No, we know the why.
Oh, thought you were gonna belike,'cause yo,'cause you No.
Could you imagine I up?
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I was gonna beat you up.
We know what the problem is.
Yeah.
I was gonna beat you up.
Fucking hell.
This is crazy.
Bitch.
Beside of me.
Okay.
Me, I feel like is, it's veryself-explanatory.
Me.
I feel like his me, I feel likeit is so me, I feel like is what
very self-explanatory me, I feellike is.
(10:56):
Me.
Me, I feel like is Yeah.
Me.
I feel like it's veryself-explanatory.
Those were three separatesentences.
Yeah.
Pertaining together.
Pertaining to two differentthings.
Okay.
Just leave you alone.
I feel like I sound so nasaltoday.
I'm gonna keep an every singlesniffle.
You look a netty part orsomething.
I tell you that every singletime you're sick and you refuse.
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I like the idea of a nutty pot.
But I don't like the, thepractice of a neti part.
Also, the thing about Omar, hedoesn't blow his nose.
He cannot Or won't he blow hisnose with a tissue?
He'll only do it in the shower.
Yeah.
Or like weird or, or like whenI'm washing my face, I can only
blow my nose when there's likewater at present.
Then a neti pot would be greatfor you.
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No, but I don't like that.
'cause it has to be around myface.
I need to have water around myface.
My face needs to be somewhatsubmerged.
Do you wanna be water boarded?
Kind of.
Yeah.
I could only blow my nose if I'mbeing wbo.
I can't do it dry.
Call up George W.
Bush.
You wanna do it dry?
You wanna do it dry, but likethat means you have to like get
a full like tissue.
A piece of like a piece oftissue.
(11:57):
Try it now.
The one that I had, try it onethat I had saved for later.
No, I'm not gonna try blow mynose, try it and ruin my makeup.
Try it right now.
No.
'cause that's exactly what'sgonna happen.
I'm gonna blow my nose is a ruinmy makeup and I'm gonna be
annoyed.
But it's a fun experiment.
No, it's not an experiment.
I'm annoyed now.
You are a 33-year-old man whocan't blow his nose.
I am 32 as of today.
The day that the episode airs, Ithought you said that like
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yesterday was like one of the,the start of the new, something
new New year for you orsomething, so, oh, I was born on
a new moon.
Thank you.
I love that.
We changed the topic.
Can I put my tissue back?
The tissue is on the recordplayer.
Let it be known because it's outof the way of the camera.
The year was 1992.
Oh, the world stood still.
The world really did standstill.
I was born held.
(12:42):
Its breath.
Three, three, three for thedemon has arrived.
Yeah.
Satan has been born on thisearth.
Well, if six, six sixes, Satan,then three through three must be
the child of Satan.
For sure.
Look at you.
So I'm I claim.
I claim it.
I claim it.
And you were born on the firstday of Pride month.
Yeah.
So you're for sure Satan'sincarnate.
(13:02):
Yeah.
And there was a new moon.
Mm.
On my birthday, so no light theday that I was So No light.
So it was dark.
Exactly.
So hell taketh over the worldactually was born in the day
three through 3:00 PM Oh, okay.
Well, nevermind.
Yeah.
So, uh, you don't, you don'tknow.
Satan works in mysterious ways.
You would know Lucy, Lucifer,Lou, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa,
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daddy if you will, daddy, if youwill.
So, yeah, um, I was born on anew moon, new Moon, and so new
moons are all about newbeginnings.
And manifesting new energies.
And, uh, just this has got twowoowoo.
Um, it's a woo woo episode.
(13:50):
It's a wooo episode, but I'mlike, do we need to be that
woowoo?
I did, I did tarot yesterday forthe first time in a, and it was
spooky.
Guys, that's so woo woo.
It was really good.
It was spooky, you guys.
Blow your nose.
It doesn't help, huh?
It does.
You need to get rid of themucus.
You have to get a Neti pot andyou need to blow water up your
nose.
Don't tell me what to do.
(14:10):
And push the boogers down theother side.
Don't me.
What to do?
You need to do like a waterslide in there.
Don't tell me what to do.
The boogers are like, woo woo.
Do you have any, um, other firesigns in your chart?
No.
Apart from Scorpio.
Is a wool a sign?
Oh, you freak.
Um, no, everyone.
Why'd you have Scorpio, Pluto?
Wait, I have to look at myCoStar.
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Everyone has Scorpio and Pluto.
we're the Pluto and Scorpiogeneration?
What You know that song, thatLords song?
Yeah.
We are.
Like everyone has their Pluto inCorpio.
Everyone that we know is hastheir stars, their Pluto in
Scorpio.
My Jupiter is a Scorpio.
Oh, that's crazy.
Jupiter is a sign of abundance.
I have no water apart fromPluton, but that doesn't count.
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Whoa.
I have no water because I'm notthat emotional.
I actually have my only, my onlyfire is Aries.
Hmm.
Which I'm kind of sad aboutactually.
'cause air and fire creates afucking Sharknado spooky.
I, I'm fine.
I'm fine without the sharknadoin my life.
do you ever meet people, likeyou meet people?
I mean, maybe I meet people andlike, I assume, or like I find
out that Zodiac and like I,You're really good at telling
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people what their Zodiac sign islike.
You're really good at guessing.
Yeah.
I'm like, you're really good.
Spooky.
I would never be able to guess.
Like I would think like I'm oneof those people who's like,
who're like, you're a Virgo.
No, no, no, no.
You're a Capricorn.
No, no, no, no.
And you're like, you're aScorpio.
I knew, I knew you were aScorpio.
Mm.
No.
All time I would do that.
'cause I'm dumb.
No, I don't actually know.
I like to pretend that I know.
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I feel like if this someonethat's kind of annoying me a
little bit, someone's like beinga little bit too like in my face
and it's pissing me off.
They're probably a Gemini.
Mm.
They're probably a Gemini.
Butting heads.
There can only be one.
No, most of, okay.
I will say most of my likegirlfriends, yeah.
Are Geminis.
I don't know if I love that manylike male Geminis.
(15:55):
I have like a couple of maleGemini friends and then a couple
of male geminis I know that Ijust don't fuck with.
Yeah.
And.
Every single female Gemini.
I know I, I'm obsessed withactually most of my, like close
girlfriends have female Geminis.
Would you say that's yourfavorite star sign for a female?
For a female?
For a girl, for a female.
Oh, no.
Scorpio woman.
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A Scorpio woman.
So a Scorpio woman.
Oh my God.
It's just Cty, CTY Cty people.
My main ones, Leo women, ScorpioWomen and Sagittarius women.
Mm sure.
Well, just like those threesigns are like my favorite to be
friends with.
Sure.
Because Leo's, oh my God,they're just like so fun.
(16:38):
They're so fun.
They love themselves in the bestway.
Mm-hmm.
So they're like superself-confident and they're able
to like be like.
Confident and just like exudethat and you just wanna be
around that energy all the time.
Mm-hmm.
Scorpio, Scorpio, womenspecifically are so cunty.
Mm-hmm.
Oh my God.
Just like, stab me, stab me, Andthen Sagittarius.
Well, Sagittarius is the, as thesister sign to a Gemini.
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So I forget what element.
Sagittarius is all the time.
It feels like it should bewater.
It's fire.
It sounds like water.
It's fire.
Sagittarius.
It feels like, Ooh, I'm in thewater.
It's a fire.
Air signs.
Gemini, Libra, Aquarius.
Aquarius Sounds like a watersign.
I know it does, but it's not.
Earth signs.
Virgo, Capricorn, uh, you knowthe other one.
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Taurus?
Yes.
Good job.
It just happened.
I love my earth signs.
I fucking hate Torah.
I hate, I love a Taurus woman, Ilove a Taurus woman.
You're listening.
I know you are.
I love you.
I know you're listening.
My Taurus woman and, and maybemy Leo woman is also listening
woman, my women, wow.
Misogyny is alive and well fromthose Tori.
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I don't know.
They're like fine.
I just, I hate tourist man.
It's your least favorite.
An Aries man.
Sorry.
Okay, that's fine.
We get on really well.
There's a lot of like chemistryand emotional, like passion and
emotional like, um, wherewithal.
Ugh.
I used the word again.
Is that correct?
It's correct.
'cause I Googled it when I wasfucking listening to the podcast
(18:06):
and when we were editing it andI was like, I use that word
correctly.
What does it mean wherewithal tobe, to wherewithal, to where
information never really staysin your head unless you want it
to with.
All shut up.
Why would it need to, I'm an airsign.
I don't Because you like usingthis, this word a lot.
I don't need to.
I don't need to retain theinformation.
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I need to know it.
When I need to know it, and thensometimes it'll pop back into my
head.
A gust of windle, blow it backout.
It's not your fucking problem.
This is one of your favoritewords.
You should know what it means.
Wherewithal means the means,resources, or ability necessary
to do something.
So how did you use, how did youuse it in a sentence just now?
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Yeah, incorrectly.
Incorrectly.
It didn't seem correct, but whenI did it the first time, it was
actually correct.
Okay.
Well maybe keep that definitionin there guys.
Aries men have the only, havebeen the only men to have ever
bested me bested.
Ew.
One of your breakfast, I metyou, one of your exes before I
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met you.
One of your exes.
Yeah.
Who.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't know him, but likeeven friends, like I'm like, I
make friends with like, I can'teven name any Aries women.
Really?
I feel like an, it's mostlyAries men.
Do you know who else I'm reallygood friends with?
Who?
Pisces.
Pisces.
But they're a little bitemotional water in like a weird
way, but like we got on reallywell.
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'cause we're mutable signs.
These hurt all my brain.
You one that brain wanted tomake, you're the one that wanted
to No, no, no.
It just like hurts My brain.
Brain sometimes.
Wanted this topic.
You said, I know.
Let's talk about zodiac andcharisma because I thought it
would be fun and I know somethings, but then you say the
words like mutable, and I'mlike, I don't really know what
that means.
And you say like, Kami Ka.
(19:48):
What the fuck is a Kami?
Yeah, Kami.
These are, so there's, there's,there's, there's beginner's,
intermediate, and there'sadvanced.
It's like shapes in the sky.
Okay.
Shapes in the sky are made bylike planets aligning in
different ways.
It causes different things tohappen.
Okay.
Well I'm at the beginner level,so you're at the advanced level.
It's kind of like when Mercurygoes into the microwave.
That hasn't happened in a while.
And I'm so happy.
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No, but because I truly do feelwhen she, when she enters that
microwave and we turn the levelto like 10 10, and then we turn
it on the timer on 10 minutes.
Oh my God.
It's crazy.
It is.
I feel it.
I feel, I mean, everything goeswrong.
There was one time, I thinkthere was like a big, I think
there was like seven planets inretrograde earlier this year.
I think in like February.
End of February.
It was February, end ofFebruary.
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February, so bad.
End of February, early Marchwas.
Horrible.
Horrible.
It was horrible becauseeverything was in retrograde.
It was so bad.
And if you don't know When ourplanet goes into retrograde, it
has the opposite effect of theplanet, of the thing, right?
The thing, right.
Mercury is all aboutcommunication and technology and
how we source and, and shareinformation.
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And those things get like kindof twisted, right?
During the retrograde.
And when Jupiter's inretrograde, it means nothing is
happening in your life purposethat you want it to.
'cause Jupiter's all aboutpurpose.
Like, it's about like lifepurpose, abundance, and like
moving forward it's like, it'slike, it's like, yeah, you're
like career growth.
You're like life growth.
Yeah.
Because that part of the yearfelt very stagnant.
(21:11):
Yeah, stagnant.
It did, didn't it?
Yeah, it really did.
It did.
Um, for example, at Venus was inretrograde.
Hmm.
Love life would be horrible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I know things.
Yes.
Love life.
But also like, Venus is alsolike, like, uh, your
relationship with self too.
Ah, like self love.
Self love.
Wow.
(21:31):
Yeah.
And here we go.
I think that, I think that'swhat made me start believing in
astrology more retrograde.
Yeah.
Because I can very much tellwhenever, I can very much tell
whenever something's inretrograde, but when you tell me
something is retrograde, thenthings have happened in my life
that like.
Are along with that.
It makes sense.
I remember we tried to film anepisode of this Yeah, yeah,
yeah.
During a retrograde, and I waslike, nothing's working.
(21:52):
We filmed an episode and we hadto like cancel it.
Oh.
This was right after we cameback from Thailand.
Yeah.
And it like, it like filmed.
A bit and then it stopped andthen we didn't realize and so
it, we kept on recording and itwas just not recording.
Yeah.
And was mores in retrograde,mercury was Or that one?
Jupiter was, ah, Neptune was.
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Venus was, we don't talk aboutNeptune that much.
Why don't we love her as much?
We never talk about her.
She's very far away, but she's,she's so big and important.
She is so big.
You know what also made me startbelieving in astrology?
Tell me the fact that there areso many, um, insane people who
are geminis.
Namely Donald Trump and KanyeWest.
(22:37):
Okay, but do you know who elseis a Gemini?
Who?
Angelina Jolie.
Tom Holland.
Marilyn Monroe, James, Charles.
Wait, I wanna see other famousGeminis.
And then we could look at FamousVirgos too.
'cause I know the one famousVirgo that I know is Miss
Beyonce herself.
You have, here's a, here's alist of who you have.
(22:59):
Here's a good list.
Okay, ready?
You have Angelina Jolie, MaryKay Olson, Naomi Campbell.
Ugh.
So good.
Tom Holland.
Can I just say Mary Kate Olsonand not say, yeah, that's true.
Ashley Olson, Mary Kate andAshley Olson.
It just, I was just the twins.
Are you gonna go down the listand be like, Ashley Olson?
She just wasn't there.
So I just like said Mary KateOlson.
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Tom Holland.
Heidi Klum.
Crazy.
Hu Laverne, Cox Country.
Natalie Portman, Kanye West.
Uh, Aquafina.
Ooh, Ian McKellan.
Paul McCartney.
Chris Evans.
Helena, Helena Carter.
Chris Evans, like only ChrisEvans.
Yeah.
Captain America, Kendrick Lamar,Marilyn Monroe, Morgan Freeman.
Stevie Nicks, Kendrick Lamarwould be a Gemini.
(23:41):
'cause what he pulled at theSuper Bowl was petty as fuck.
I love that for sure.
You have Johnny Depp, you haveNicole Kidman, you have Anderson
Cooper.
I don't want Johnny Depp.
Well, you have them the wholeKidman.
See, look at, you're listing offall of these A-listers.
Yeah, I know.
But the most.
Annoyingly famous one is DonaldTrump.
So when's his birthday?
Chomp birthday.
Yeah.
On this, on this podcast, weliterally cannot say his real
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name.
June 14th.
Oh my God.
I know somebody else's birthday.
1946.
That's crazy.
Imagine being born in 1946.
Stop.
I'm unwell.
My Virgos, I have it.
Okay.
You read it out.
I love how like the, the two topcontenders are like the best
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Virgos you could possibly ever.
I know.
Like who did I have as your topand like Angelina Jolie, I, your
top was Angel and Jolie and MaryKate Olson, the Olson twins.
Oh, and Holland and the otherone.
Tom Holland.
Yeah.
I had a couple good ones.
You had really good ones.
Kidman, you had good ones.
Come on.
You had good ones.
Yeah.
Great ones.
Beyonce.
Yeah.
So good.
You can't really beat thatreally, can you?
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No.
And you also really can't beatZendaya.
Mm.
But you have Zenday and I haveTom Holland and I'm British.
And you are American.
Wait, that's so cute.
That's really crazy.
I didn't think about that.
Oh my god.
Zenday, if you're listening, TomCrazy.
Wait, that's get together.
I've disgusted.
Oh my God.
Double date.
See, this is the thing aboutthem, I feel like as a couple,
they do really well at likedoing their own thing, but like
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they work really well together.
Mm-hmm.
Because they have worked reallywell together.
Mm-hmm.
But then they like give eachother the space to do their own
thing all the time.
Like he's always like, this isyour thing, like Thrive Queen.
Mm-hmm.
And he kind of like takes alittle bit of like, and that's
the key to a good relationship.
Yeah.
Who else do I got?
I feel like he gives me likeGemini vibes and she gives me,
(25:30):
no, he gives me Gemini vibes andhe gives no, no, no opposite.
She gives me Virgo vibes forsure.
Same reason that you wouldn'tassume like Beyonce's a Virgo.
No.
Really crazy.
Chris Pine, Aris Elba, KeanuReeves.
Selma Hayek.
Fuck off.
Selma Hayek.
Adam.
Adam Sandler.
Oh, Michael Jackson.
Oh fun.
(25:50):
Melissa McCarthy.
Haha.
Blake Lively.
No.
Cameron Diaz.
Oh, Jack Black Pink.
Nile Horn.
Shania Twain.
Liam Payne.
R.
Rip.
What?
Prince Harry, Amy Poer.
Kiki Palmer.
Kiki Palmer.
Oh yeah, I remember.
She's a Virgo.
I got Kiki Palmer.
You also have Charlie Sheen getfucked.
(26:11):
Oh, well this is like you willif you're like, if you die,
these are the people that youhave to spend the rest of return
with.
I'm fine with.
I have Kiki Palmer.
I have Tom, Tom Holland, but Ialso have Donald Trump.
Trump.
I have Kiki Palmer, Beyonce, andZendaya.
Come on between Tom Holland.
Chris Evans and James Charles.
(26:31):
Well, what a fun, fun timeyou'll have in the afterlife.
Wow.
Love that.
Think hi sister and America'sass.
Yeah, and then whatever timeHolland is shooting some webs
out of his hands.
Oh, I'm glad you said hands.
Do you find that, do you knowwhat your like family's stuff
is?
No.
(26:52):
Uh, my mom is a Leo.
Okay.
And my dad, my mom is a Leo.
Oh yeah.
Wait a minute.
Oh yeah.
My mom's a Leo.
My mom's not really, she doesn'tact like a Leo.
She's not very like in your facemom is like such a Leo.
I know she is.
Oh yeah.
But my mom, she very much is,no, my mom doesn't give off that
(27:12):
energy.
My dad is February 14th, whichmakes him a.
Uh oh.
Yeah.
Wow.
Aquarius.
Okay.
Not a Pisces yet.
The thing is, I don't know whatthat means.
I only know things about certainsigns.
Maybe like four out of all ofthem.
We know we have a lot of Piscesfriends.
I wouldn't know, I wouldn't beable to tell you who, mainly
because I never rememberpeople's birthdays.
(27:34):
'cause I never put them in mycalendar.
Oh.
I have everyone's birthdays onmy calendar, so I know every,
every, every person's can youjust share them with me?
Birthdays.
Yeah, no, just put them in mycalendar.
No, God no.
Just put them in my calendar.
No.
Do you want like my randomfriends from Sydney's birthdays?
No, no, no, no.
Only the ones that I know youwant.
Like my friends in Berlin?
No, the only ones that I know'cause I just forget to put them
in my calendar.
You don't look great.
(27:54):
I mean, you look pretty.
I look pretty, but you lookstuffed.
I do feel stuffed.
Do you know what I mean?
That's what I feel.
I feel stuffed in the nose.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Maybe for your birthday, I'llget you a Netty pot.
I won't use it.
Honestly, that's your next,that's one of your gifts.
Bored me for my birthdayinstead.
Jesus Christ.
Fun.
More effective.
Fun.
(28:15):
That's a fun birthday activitythat everyone can partake in on
your birthday.
Waterboard me.
Waterboard me.
There was something I wanted tosay about astrology.
Oh my God.
Everyone pay attention.
Something has just awoken in mybrain.
Remember when I said 2019 wasthe year of my, I knew you were
of my big woo woo.
I knew this is it of my big woowoo.
Yeah.
Oh, I've never talked about thisone here before.
(28:36):
Let's get into it.
You haven't, for my birthday in2019, I turned 27 and honestly I
feel as youthful as I did thenOkay, that was six years ago.
Matt got me a psychic readingwith this like tarot astrologist
person, correct?
Is she a tar reader?
She was a tar reader.
She's a psychic.
Yeah, I got like a reading fromthis psychic.
She was a psychic.
(28:56):
Um, and she was highlyrecommended to a bunch, highly
recommended to me by a bunch ofmy friends in Toronto and we
drove all the way to her housein the beaches and had my little
tarot reading and it was sogreat.
She, like, knew so many things.
I like, had just started my likeinfluencer career and I had like
my first big paycheck coming inin like three months.
(29:17):
And she knew that in like threemonths I was gonna come into
like financial, like securityfor the first time ever.
'cause by this point I was liketruly living paycheck to
paycheck.
I had just left my job at thishotel that I was working at, and
then I was like just kind ofstarting off like my like solo
freelance career thing.
And then she knew, like she waslike, in three months time, this
is gonna happen in like sixmonths time, this is gonna
(29:38):
happen.
And she kind of like, if I thinkabout it too, she kind of
predicted the pandemic.
'cause she was like in like, uh,X amount of months.
Like in nine months time you'regonna experience like a really
like strange like shock to yourlike career, but it's gonna
really push, like push youpropel you mm-hmm.
Into a really like strong careertrajectory that you couldn't
(29:59):
have expected.
And I remember thinking, I waslike, well, that's crazy.
I can't, I wonder what that'sabout.
It took me like a, I think ayear or two after.
'cause like we were livingthrough the pandemic and I
didn't put two and two togetherfor such a long time, but like
living in the pandemic and thenstarting our TikTok account and
then like actually becomingTikTok people and like gaining
like half a million followerswithin a few, few months.
(30:19):
Mm-hmm.
Because of the pandemic.
'cause we had nothing else todo.
Propelled our career in thislike way that I could never have
imagined crazy.
She stopped the reading towardsthe end and she was like, I have
to stop because there's like areally negative like figure
that's kind of like looming overyou.
And she, and then she literallynever spoken to this woman
before in my life.
She doesn't have social media.
(30:40):
Matt contacted her.
I'm speaking too fast'cause I'mexcited and the mucus is, and
I'm trying, trying to speakbefore my like mucus dribble
down my nose more.
Anyway, she literally stops thereading towards the end and
she's like, I have to stop.
This is really negative likeenergy around you right now and
I feel like, you know, I need todiscuss it.
She was like, your father is areally negative energy.
(31:02):
Around you.
And I was like, crazy work, Kim.
Crazy work.
You're correct.
I was like, yeah, true.
I was like, okay.
That's, that's, um, that'spresumptuous.
But also like any, that couldbe, that could be correct.
I'm a flamer and I'm sat in yourchair.
That's like, yeah.
You're gay.
You have a bad relationship withyour father.
Yeah.
Who, who, who Crazy.
(31:22):
Who, who, who, who's to say,who's to say how she knew this
information?
Well.
then she went and said, first ofall, she was like, your father
is a negative figure surroundingyour bo like your, your life.
Mm-hmm.
Your father is a negative energysurrounding your life.
Mm-hmm.
Um, and then she was like, hespecific, very specific things
about him.
She was like, he has fourchildren.
(31:45):
And like, spoke about his likeupbringing and like the way that
he like expresses.
Love and the way that he can'texpress love.
And I was like, this is reallycrazy.
You said, ding, ding, ding.
Everything you were saying istrue.
This is really crazy.
And then she was like, he'sgonna try and get in touch with
you very soon.
By the way, side note, everyone,I haven't, hadn't at this point
spoken to my dad in a year and ahalf.
(32:06):
I wanna say just over a year.
And so I was like, well, fatchance, I'm gonna speak to my
dad, or he's gonna try and reachout'cause a, he doesn't have my
number.
I live in Canada.
How can he possibly get intouch?
Mm-hmm.
And like none of my siblings ormy mom has ever said anything
about him wanting to reach out.
Parents are, well, my mom ishappily divorced.
Love her one angel icon in themaking.
(32:28):
Mm-hmm.
Actually, icon has been made.
and so dad's a loser and I waslike, fat chance's gonna try and
get in touch with me.
Anyway, she continued on thereading and like that was left
at that and then, and she saidyou were a lion tamer in the
past life.
Oh, that was so random.
Yeah, you should have recorded.
I really wish you, you hadrecorded this so good.
Because there are so many thingsthat you told me that like, I
(32:50):
can't even remember what yousaid at the time I was a lion
tamer.
She said you were a lion tamer.
She told me my like careers andmy line and something else.
Like a, some kind of like, was adancer?
A dancer?
Yeah.
Like that's so fun to know.
Yeah.
Was a dancer, like, what are yougonna do with that information?
Nothing.
But like, yeah.
I was a fucking lion.
Lion tamer.
That's so fun.
I said lions, you guys.
Yeah.
That's so cool.
There was like a strange rodentthat was outside our house
(33:10):
yesterday and they got trappedinside this little like, like
area that it could not escapefrom and it was either gonna die
there or we had to like get itout and I lured it into a box
with a strawberry.
And that would've been thesecond rodent that has died at
our house that we would, we'vehad to dispose of.
We haven't had dispose of tworodents at our house.
(33:32):
Okay.
One alive, the other did, it wasdead.
And Oh, it was outside and itwas just dead.
Mm.
And it was during Pride Weekendand I just physically,
emotionally?
No, it was after Pride.
It started, well it died and wefigured out that it had died the
Saturday of Pride weekend,Saturday of Pride Weekend.
And its corpse was just in thebackyard for three days.
(33:53):
'cause I couldn't move it tillMonday.
I think it was like Tuesday.
No, it was Monday.
I think it was Tuesday.
It was.
It was Monday.
It was Monday.
We were hung over for a whileand I was like, fuck, I'm not
moving a fucking rat.
Yeah, I'm not moving a rat.
And then all of a sudden wewere.
Hung over, I guess, on Monday,and we had to go outside.
It die.
It was just like, it was justlike it was melting.
Composing in the sun.
Yeah.
I was like, what am I gonna do?
Evie wanted to eat it all thetime, and I was like, girl, you
(34:14):
can't fucking eat it.
It's dead.
It's dead.
What are you gonna do?
I mean, actually, well, shedidn't care about it when it was
dead.
Oh, that's true.
Because she killed it.
She, she probably killed it.
Probably killed it.
So we took a pair.
We, well, what we did, we threw.
Can I finish my story?
Yeah.
But this is an important story.
Go on.
We put a trash bag over the rat,and then we use a pair of
kitchen tongs that were laterburned to pick up the rat and
(34:35):
then throw it over the fenceinto the bushes beside the
fence, which in hindsight was abad idea because it probably
just decomposed there instead ofdecomposing inside of our yard.
Yeah, for sure.
Something a it.
Anyway, we don't know.
Had my reading with Kim Whiteand she just was so amazing.
That was such a great psychicreading.
My first and only ever.
(34:56):
window into the realm of theunknown.
I get back into the car that'sparked downstairs that Matt is
in and I like, I'm like, we'regonna drive to the beach and
we're gonna have a talk about,like, I'm just gonna tell him
everything that just happenedbefore we could even get to the
beach, which is two blocks awayin the car.
I get a text from my brothersaying.
(35:17):
Hey, are you free?
And also, dad wants to speak toyou.
Can I give him your number?
I was like, what The flyingFrank Frog is going on here on
this day?
That was crazy.
It was crazy.
I had lived in Toronto for ayear and a half by this point,
and not once had any of mysiblings reached out and been
like, dad wants to reach out.
Or like, are you, are you like,can you speak to dad?
(35:39):
Dad wants your number.
Yeah.
Any of those things.
Nothing.
Yeah.
And all of a sudden thisagitating grading voice, Papa,
not Satan.
I'd welcome him.
Yeah.
Earthly father, not so great.
Yeah.
Earthly father, earthly, Ugh.
The lame one.
Pipes up again and he's like, ohmy God, let's chat.
(36:01):
I, anyway, no, I don't know.
I dunno what you wanted.
'cause I didn't speak to him,but then I threw my phone on the
dash and I was like, no fuckingway.
No fucking way.
It was crazy.
And then you, I hadn't even toldyou what happened yet.
Yeah.
And you were like, that iscrazy.
When I did tell you, I don'tunderstand why people don't
believe in psychics because theywork.
I mean, some of them are fakefor sure, but the ones that are
real.
You know real, they do the job.
(36:21):
There's one here that's gonelike kind of viral on TikTok and
now people are like booking herup and I really wanna go to her.
Holly Beach.
Holly In North Beach in SanFrancisco.
Girl, you need to get a reading.
Yeah, I need to get a reading.
I wanna get a reading.
I wanna get a reading birthdaypresent.
Oh, okay.
Just, we both go.
Yeah.
It's just a fun idea, guys.
It's Gemini season.
(36:43):
It's time to let your fuckingtits hang loose.
Let your pus out.
Pusy.
Go your pussy.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Let it, let it dance.
That is crazy.
That's a crazy thing to say.
Don't do that.
That's, that's too much.
No.
Gemini season is for the muchGemini season is for you to be
more than much.
It's the beginning of summereveryone.
(37:04):
Lean into being a psychopath.
Mm-hmm.
I will.
It.
I saw a funny meme that I saved,and I wanna post that June is
gonna feel like this.
This is how June is gonna feel.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
What is that?
What is that?
It's just a Cherry Cola.
It's just like That is Is thatCherry Cola?
Cherry Cola with ch Marinocherries on top.
That's, and it's crisp.
(37:24):
That's a cocktail.
Yeah, well, whatever that lookslike.
The album Honeymoon by London Reand that's how June is going to
feel.
That is, it's kind like raunchy.
It's kind of like exactly funand like you don't know what's
gonna happen next.
You turn, you turn around andsomething else is happening and
you're like, oh my God.
You just have to say yes.
Listen to me when I tell youthis right now, everyone, it's
Gemini season.
Say yes to everything.
(37:45):
If you get invited to something,say yes.
If you're like, oh, I dunno if Iwanna go to that thing, go to
that thing.
Your future husband or wife.
Or they them person could bethere.
Go.
Go there.
Go and make out with everyone.
Listen.
Heed my warning heed.
Heed my warning.
(38:08):
It is Gemini season.
This is an amber need on need.
Nina.
Get the fuck outside.
Go make out with everyone.
I'm telling you.
Right The fuck.
Now get outside.
Shake your tits, drinkeverything that you wanna drink.
Let your pussy dance.
That is a freaky thing to say.
And so you, you, you made itweird.
(38:30):
You made it weird.
That's it.
You made it weird.
No, I didn't trust the Virgo tosay some fucking weird shit.
Just wait till Virgo season andwe all hibernate.
Oh my God, Greg, I can't wait,sit in my house and do this.
No.
So you think Virgo season isabout hibernation?
No, I know it's not.
We're we are freaks because myfavorite time of year is.
Gemini season, but also likeLibra season.
(38:51):
Yeah.
Which, like, I'm gonna ignorethe Virgo season because Libra
season, my, my rising sign isthe September, like
mid-September to late September.
That's like, summer is like kindof over, like September is warm
here.
So like, September is like some,a nostalgic feeling.
Yeah, so like Virgo leading intoLibra, it's like, oh my God, I
(39:13):
missed the summer.
We also forget that Virgos arefreaks, like we are, we're very
freaky people.
Like you think, we're like solike calm and demure, but we're
really not.
How freaky are you?
So freaky.
If you enjoyed this podcast,please give us a five star.
But what the fuck?
Oh my God.
If you enjoyed this podcast,give us a fucking five star
review, and if you didn't gofuck yourself.
(39:34):
But if you wanna follow us onInstagram and TikTok and YouTube
and fucking Snapchat, go aheadand do it.
All the links are in some biosomewhere.
Go on.
Love you.
Wow.
It's Gemini season.
Get some gumption.
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