June 18, 2025 • 17 mins
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(00:00):
Till you say Hello Kitty.
(00:02):
Make make me go.
Go.
My least favorite song.
Sorry.
How is it your least favoritesong?
That's my favorite song onPrincess of Power.
Sorry.
Sorry.
You can come back to my place,but you must like cats.
It's not that good.
Shut up.
It's kind of boring.
Get out of here.
Sorry.
It's kind boring.
Get out here.
Get out of here.
Sorry.
I love you, you Marina.
(00:23):
This episode is about how Matthas no taste.
I love every other song on thealbum.
You're a fake Marine fan, by theway.
This is.
I'm just gonna clarify thisMarina's Princess of Power album
that we're talking about in caseyou don't know what this, a
random ass song that Omarsinging is.
Get into it.
Hello?
Hello Kitty, welcome.
(00:43):
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
Yeah, I'm pretty good.
As if like, sometimes isn't itso funny, like people who like
film podcasts today, they don'treally like live together or
like, you know, they're likecolleagues.
Yeah.
Like I see you all the time.
They spend time apart.
How are you?
I am pretty good.
That's good.
Life is pretty fine.
It's fine.
There's a helicopter doing likeweird rounds over there.
(01:03):
Don't like it.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it's It's going incircles.
Yeah, it's looking for you.
It's really windy and your tinywaist.
It's not, the search party isout not to be found.
It's not to be found.
I can't even see.
It's not to be found.
Although I do have a friendstaying with me right now and
she's from Australia and she didbring a.
Bunch of Australian snacks thatwe just tried for a video on
TikTok and I may or may not haveconsumed far too many of them,
(01:27):
but Tim Tams are amazing.
Thank God that you have ahusband who has an eating
disorder and goes onMyFitnessPal non eating
disorder, disordered eating.
Exactly.
It's classy.
You don't have an eatingdisorder, you have disordered
eating.
Did you know he's on a cut?
You guys did.
You know he's on a caloriedeficit.
But now you know exactly howmany calories you consumed when
(01:48):
you ate all those Tim Tams.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Fucking out.
And then we have to take them.
The thing is having people herefrom other countries, they just
want to go to fast food places.
Yeah.
I like, I was like, oh my God.
When people come to visit, Ihave all these amazing
restaurants that we go to in SFthat we can like take them to.
'cause we've been eating out atlike actual nice places
recently.
They don't want to go there.
They want to go to Chick-fil-A.
(02:08):
They wanna go there.
They want to go to Chick-fil-A.
That's diabolical raisin canescane.
Last night night, I also hadthis like 100 milligram can of
THC.
Yesterday I didn't drink it all.
Me and my two friends who werestaying with us split.
The can.
I don't even smoke and I know ahundred is too much.
So we had 33.33 milligrams ofTHC each.
(02:32):
And then Matt drove us to raisincan's and oh my God.
I also know that's too much.
My God, you guys, you guys thatwas.
Crazy.
I had an out of body experience.
We were on the highway and I wasin the car.
I was like, I feel like I'm in agame.
I literally was flying.
I felt like I was in asimulation.
I couldn't feel a single bump onthe road.
And I was like staring out the,the, the, the front window.
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And I was like, this literallyfeels like I'm in simulation.
This feels like a game.
Crazy.
We cut, finished with raisinggains, we finished the food and
then we walked outside, got backin the car and we're driving
away and everyone was like, Idon't even remember eating.
Did we even eat?
No, we.
We were like, and I was like,yeah, we did.
My friend was like, we literallywere in there for three seconds
and that was crazy.
We had the whole experiencelasted like five seconds.
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It was crazy.
It was so good though, wasn't itso bomb being high eating that?
I bet it was, but I got morehigh afterwards.
Like it took a long time for todigest and anyway, we ended up
going to the beach after, andthen there were this just like.
Young kids, like they weredoing, they were just barbecuing
food.
But in my mind, it looked likethey were performing some kind
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of ritual.
This bitch had a, she had somecorn in her hand and he said,
that's a magic wand.
But then there was two kids thathad like.
That have had hoods on becauseit was cold and they looked like
they were like in a ritualbecause it was cold and they
were around a barbecue, and thenshe had like a corn over the
barbecue.
But the corn looked like asacrifice.
You thought it was a scepter.
The corn looked like asacrifice.
And the barbecue, the grillthing, you looked like a
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cauldron.
And I was like, no, this is aritual.
Anyway, that's where my mindframe is at the moment.
You guys, how are you?
So then we have to also go eatat.
Where are we eating?
We're taking them to get aburrito today and then we're
gonna go to Shake Shack and InnOut, maybe Shake.
And they also want to go to ashooting range.
Sh And my problem is that nowwe're taking them to too many
like burger places.
(04:18):
There are other places, likewe're doing, we did, we did, we
did Raisin Canes yesterday,which is chicken tendee, but
like Olive Garden and not takingno.
We're not, we're not gonna JoOff Garden Arby's.
We're not going to Arby's.
We should either do Jack in theBox, shake Shack, or Inn Out.
Which one do you think?
Shake Shack for sure.
Fuck Inn Out.
But like Inn Out is a Californiaclassic.
But I Lowkey Hate Inn Out.
(04:40):
No, they have to have Inn Out.
It sucks.
They can get Shake Shackanywhere In-N-Out sucks.
Sorry.
No it doesn't.
It comparably.
The burger is shit.
The burger's fantastic.
Comparably.
It's shit.
The burger is fantastic when youcompare it to Shake Shack.
Or any other burger place prettymuch.
Well, I like the Chicken shack,so see, see, the burger Shake
Shack is really good.
This episode has absolutely nodirection yet, by the way,
anyone who's listening?
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Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone out there?
Everyone who's listening?
Hello?
Can anyone hear me out there?
Okay, we can go to the main partof this episode.
We're gonna be taking a break.
Because we want to, and it feelslike the time for a seasonal
break because we've never had aseasonal break.
We've been on season one wholetime.
We went to, we went to mybrother's wedding.
It doesn't count as a seasonalbreak.
Like a mini, A mini break.
Yeah.
But we'd even tell anyone wejust like stopped posting for
like three weeks.
(05:23):
But I feel like it's time tomake a seasonal break and then
come back in season two betterand stronger together and with a
few more life experiences up ourbelt.
We've been inf for the last, Iwanna say.
Month and a half, actuallymonth.
That's a long time for us.
Month and a half to be in oneplace because you travel all the
time and I just, I have nostories to tell.
(05:44):
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I have stories to tell,but like there was some stories
I just cannot physically tellyou a listener.
cause Yeah.
Even though this is a roundtable.
Oh, you're at our dining.
Dining in our dining room andwe're having a discussion about
just life and just the trialsand tribulations of everything.
Sometimes one must keep an airof mystery around them because
(06:08):
I've been a little bit crazyrecently and you don't need to
know all the details.
We could talk about the details.
No, you don't need to know thedetails.
We can talk about the details.
No, you don't need to know thedetails.
The listener does not need toknow the details.
But I think what we're gonna do,this is our brainstorming
session for you because we don'tplan anything and we only go off
the cuff on this fuckingpodcast.
I like not planning'cause I hateplanning, but planning is good
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sometimes.
No it's not.
It is.
I need to plan.
We're, I'm a Virgo and we haveto improve and you can only
improve when you plan.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No, you can't.
That's not the only way youthink because you are a Virgo.
Yeah.
You're a Virgo.
Yeah.
No, you're the only, you're theonly person that can come up
with how to make things better.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
I think you just do it.
Mm.
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I think you just do it and thensee how it goes.
You can do it with a plan.
No, you can come up with yourown plan.
Exactly.
I don't wanna know about it.
That's what I'll do.
Okay.
Look at behind the scenes plan,and you're just like going along
with the plan, even though youdon't know you're going along
with the plan.
Then that's my own, that's myplan.
So in the end, that's actually,that's my plan all along.
So in the end, so my plan wasactually to make you make your
own plan.
I don't care about, so in theend, you're following exactly
what I say.
(07:10):
Then I'm actually in, at the endof the day, you are following
what I say because I'm the onewho decided not to do a plan.
Mm-hmm.
And then I'm just getting tolike live.
I don't believe it's how, maybewe're both right.
Maybe it's a win-win situation.
Maybe we're both right.
Maybe we should just shut up andget on with it.
So we're gonna be taking aseasonal break and probably
coming back in August.
That's the plan.
Yeah, let's, that's the plan,Jen.
Let's say August, we're gonna bedoing some things.
(07:30):
Maybe we'll get a jingle.
I want a jingle.
I don't want a jingle.
I want a jingle.
Who's gonna make the jingle?
Me.
I'm gonna sing it.
Please don't.
Let's dig.
Don't.
I'm gonna unplug your microphonewith math.
I'm gonna unplug yourmicrophone.
I'm gonna unplug yourmicrophone.
We can get a jingle, we can getsome more structure.
We can hang out.
Do we know someone who playsinstruments?
I don't want, and we don't needsomeone that we know who plays
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instruments.
We can hire someone to do thesethings.
You want to meet people withinstruments.
No.
Exactly.
That's that's annoying, isn'tit?
Oh, please bring your grandpiano to my house.
But like what do you think thevibe of the podcast is?
To be like Jazzy.
Jazzy.
Yeah.
Jazzy.
Yeah.
Jazzy.
Sitting at the dinner table.
Jazz.
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Jazz.
Light.
Jazz, light jazz, light jazz,light jazz, skip b boop, like
light jazz, like you put it onlike for a dinner?
No, for like a romantic dinnerwith like a candle.
Not with me.
You're not.
I'm sending that shit right off.
Okay.
Not with fucking me, not, we canmake a, we can make a thing
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we're gonna be doing we'll justlike improve the podcast a bit
over the time that we're goneand like come up with
experiences because it just sawthe same person I was six months
ago.
Do you know what I mean?
We're gonna come up with newexperiences.
We're gonna have new stories totell.
We're gonna, maybe we'll evenhave an actual segment that has
like an actual, actual, actualto it.
We have a really interestingsummer planned yeah, we're gonna
(08:53):
be here mostly, we're gonna bethere in New York for pride.
We're going all next week.
It's gonna be hot as balls.
I dunno if I'm gonna be able tohandle it.
We're gonna go to New York forpride and then we're gonna be in
Ville for the 4th of July, whichif you don't know where that is,
look it up.
I'm not gonna tell you.
It's like two hours north of SanFrancisco.
Exactly.
I might go to Miami in July.
(09:13):
That's crazy.
Who knows?
And then North Carolina stayingput in July, and then we have
some things in August, and thenwe'll bring the podcast back
Hawaii.
Do you wanna go to Hawaii?
I wanna go to Hawaii.
We're doing some traveling.
We're doing a lot of domesticshit this summer.
We're gonna be out and about inthe Seattle, United States.
Seattle.
We're gonna be in Seattle.
We're gonna be in the UnitedStates of America while we still
have Wow.
Gotta still enjoy it while wecan.
(09:34):
Ominous.
Might go to war.
Who knows, please.
We're not doing that today.
you say summer break, and in mymind, summer break is till
September.
No, because you go to school inAugust.
My first day of school wasalways my birthday, August 25th.
Oh, that's quite late.
That is quite late.
I thought it was earlier thanthat.
It's always August 25th.
Well, North Carolina at least, Ican't speak for all the states,
but it really sucks going toschool on my birthday every
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single year.
I've never went to school on mybirthday.
No one gave me any presents.
Ever.
Well, because it was the firstday of school, not my birth.
Like my birthday was secondaryto the first day of school.
Oh, that's sad.
Wilma sucked.
Did you have any friends though?
Yeah, that's probably why youdidn't get any gifts.
I had friends.
Oh, I had friends.
You think I'm a fucking loner?
You think I had no friends inschool?
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You've told me you had nofriends in school.
I had a couple.
I had a few.
That is cute.
Just'cause I wasn't as popularas you does me.
I didn't have friends.
I never said that.
Yeah, you did in your head.
I never said that in your head.
You did.
And I never said that.
In your did in your in yourhead.
You did.
If I did, I did.
this summer is gonna be nothingother than streaming princess of
(10:38):
power on repeat with my windowsdown with my tits, out with a
bevy in one hand.
Well, I should I put in theother hand, what should I put?
There's so many things I couldput in the other hand, honestly,
from you yesterday.
A joint.
It could be a joint, it couldbe, but not with a bevy.
Did you say in the car?
What are you Just you, did yousay in the car?
(10:59):
Yeah, this is in the car.
You're not driving.
Oh, you're right.
Did I I did say hand with handand a joint.
No.
And you're gonna be driving thecar?
No, no, no.
Also can't have an opencontainer in a car, babe.
You can.
California doesn't have anyemail container laws.
Yes it does.
No it doesn't.
Yes it does.
No it doesn't.
Yes it does.
Google it.
No, it doesn't.
'cause I always get in at anwith a fucking high noon
sometimes when I'm going from a,from one place to another.
(11:21):
No, that's only in like limos.
You can't have an open containerin your car when you're driving.
When you are driving.
Yeah.
Wait, if you are driving mearound, I can drink in the
passenger seat.
No, you can't.
That's illegal.
Oh.
It's not like I do it, so it'sfine.
That's illegal.
The whole point of my littlerant then was to say, I'm gonna
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fucking, in California, it isillegal to have an open
container of alcohol in thevehicle, whether you were the
driver or the passenger.
Illegal.
Illegal, oh.
Oh, illegal.
But then why can I do it in anUber?
You can't.
Someone told you this once upona time and they lied to you.
Sometimes when you're on aroadie, you want a roadie.
Yeah, but someone lied to youonce upon a time and they said
(12:03):
it was okay and then you've keptthis.
I just do it like if I'm likegoing from like one party to
another party.
Or like, we have people here andI'm going to like a party.
Yeah, people do.
That doesn't mean it's notillegal.
I don't do illegal things.
You guys, you guys, this summeris about a drink in one hand and
something to smoke in the otherhand.
(12:25):
Nice.
In the legal place.
Where you can do in legal placeis not behind a wheel.
With my tits, definitely outthis summer feels like
frolicking in fields.
Well, Jupiter, everyone.
Jupiter just entered cancer.
Mm.
Left Gemini.
That was a really crazy timeactually.
Mm-hmm.
Left Gemini.
We've entered so, so when itentered Gemini, it was brat
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Summer.
We had brat summer becauseJupiter was in Gemini.
Oh, is that why?
Through all summer.
That makes sense.
Because we were, we were beingfucking psychotic at the best of
times.
Yeah.
That was scary.
Yeah, it was crazy.
A little spooky.
Yeah, it was insane, but, butfun.
But this year it's about, let'sbe, let's, let's be domestic.
Mm.
Why do I keep saying dough?
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Domestic.
Domestic.
It's domestic.
Let's like stay home.
Let's travel, but not home in ahermit way.
Not home in like our house.
But that's not what cancer'sabout.
I mean, you just described acancer hermit crab, but that's
not what we're doing this time.
That's not what we're doing.
We're staying close by.
We're not, we're not doing toomuch.
We're being demure.
(13:29):
We're being, we're being, butwe're also being sluts.
Who's been a slut?
Everyone.
Yeah.
It's not brat.
Summer is not brat Summer.
It is different energy.
It's like it's more sensual.
It's more like, it's more, it'smore like, it's more like res,
not reserved.
It's more like, Ooh, come here.
Good vibes.
(13:50):
Yeah, that's the vibe.
Uppers versus like mushroom.
Yes.
Yeah.
Natural vibey.
Yeah.
Hippie, yeah.
Connected to the earth.
Oh yeah.
But also partying.
No, mostly the ocean.
Okay.
I'm feeling like Warry vibes.
Okay.
I wanna like dip.
I'm wanna dip in.
The pool of cancer is a watersign.
(14:11):
Yeah.
I, you don't have to tell me.
Well, I have to tell them.
Oh yeah.
I really don't know what thisepisode's about anymore.
So thank you so much for tuninginto every single episode.
I, I know you have.
Fellow friend who is sittingaround my dining table right
now, fellow Ians, I will neverdo this podcast again.
If you do that again, don't dothat.
(14:33):
Everyone.
I have an announcement.
I am this.
I'm not doing the same.
You can continue.
It is the end of season one.
It's the end of season one.
No, we've been doing this forlike 22 episodes.
Is that actual, it's been like20 something episodes.
Is that actual Yeah, it's beenlike 27 episodes.
Can I beat words that aren'tfucking weird?
Is that actual Yeah, it's beenlike 20 something episodes.
That is crazy.
Oh my God.
I'm surprised.
You're surprised.
(14:53):
We kept doing this for so long.
I'm surprised I kept doing itfor so long.
Honestly, I did get over it inthe middle.
I was like, I thought you weregonna crash out and leave.
I should have.
I still might the fucking, theday the, the, the, the day is,
the day is young, as am I.
And there's a lot of hours inthe day now because of the
solstice.
So we're gonna see you in seasontwo in August.
If you really enjoyed thispodcast, please go ahead and
(15:14):
keep giving us five star reviewswherever you get your podcasts,
specifically on Apple Podcasts.
It really helps there.
Um, spread the messages, spreadthe spread, the good gospel to
your friends of the Less Dig Inpodcast, and we'll probably see
you in August.
You are you well today are youhave a little fun.
No, shimmy your shoulders.
I would never do that.
(15:35):
Do a little jig.
Uh, shimmy my shoulders.
Yeah.
Shimmy your shoulders.
Shimmy.
Loosen up a bit.
My shoulders have a little fun.
I know how to have fun.
Enjoy the day.
Oh hmm.
Coming from you.
Mm.
Coming from you.
Fucking hell.
Am I gonna punch you right now?
I'm gonna punch you guys.
This, this podcast is over andso are we.
(15:56):
Divorce Babes.
Divorce God.
Right.
Okay.
Actually, by the Thanks forlistening.
This has been really fun.
Season one was just a blast.
Season one was a blast.
We just had a good time.
We talked some shit.
We had some fun.
Season.
Two's gonna be the same, but ifyou wanna like go to our like, I
don't know, Instagram.
Yeah.
(16:16):
Or like, let's dig in Instagramand maybe like, I don't know,
send us like a DM or like writein the comments section or like
write in the comments of likethe, the Spotify or the, or the
Apple Podcast or whatever thefuck.
Omar knows so much about theback end of this podcast.
I don't, I really don't reallylisten to that many podcasts.
You know what I mean?
I know what you mean.
Don't really know what, what thelike ins and outs of that is.
(16:37):
So like, what were you saying?
Yeah.
Keep, keep on with that thought.
The thought was there.
I'm like, if you've got anysuggest, not suggest
constructive.
I really will not take actualcriticism, constructive
feedback, be like what?
Be like, oh, I really liked itwhen you did this one thing, or,
I really liked it when you didthat.
One thing I wanna hear from you,the listener, how do you feel
about the experience you've beenhaving recently?
(17:00):
Don't leave it in the reviews.
Leave it in the comments so wecan know about it.
Only five stars and only fivestars in the reviews, guys.
It is been, it's been real.
I'm gonna miss you.
Um, I'm gonna be too busy tomiss you, so, but I do love you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we're gonna see you inAugust.
Win in August.
Don't know.
(17:20):
That's a mystery.
I'll never tell.
Yeah.
Let's, let's underpromise andthen potentially over deliver.
Potentially.
Yeah.
Potentially.
Potentially.
Maybe you'll get a lot.
If you know anything about us,you know, we don't.
We don't.
We just don't.
What?
We just don't.
I was like, I was gonna say wedon't plan, but like, you
fucking wanna plan so bad.
Yeah.
Gotta stick up your fucking ass.
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On that note, see you in August.
Bye.
Oh my God.
Have a safe summer.
Be just like safe hugs.
Hags Hags.
Have a great summer.
Hags a thing.
Yeah.
Ha.
Hags.
You write in yearbooks inschool.
Hags.
I wasn't the loser.
Bye.
Till you say Hello Kitty.
(00:02):
Make make me go.
Go.
My least favorite song.
Sorry.
How is it your least favoritesong?
That's my favorite song onPrincess of Power.
Sorry.
Sorry.
You can come back to my place,but you must like cats.
It's not that good.
Shut up.
It's kind of boring.
Get out of here.
Sorry.
It's kind boring.
Get out here.
Get out of here.
Sorry.
I love you, you Marina.
(00:23):
This episode is about how Matthas no taste.
I love every other song on thealbum.
You're a fake Marine fan, by theway.
This is.
I'm just gonna clarify thisMarina's Princess of Power album
that we're talking about in caseyou don't know what this, a
random ass song that Omarsinging is.
Get into it.
Hello?
Hello Kitty, welcome.
(00:43):
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
Yeah, I'm pretty good.
As if like, sometimes isn't itso funny, like people who like
film podcasts today, they don'treally like live together or
like, you know, they're likecolleagues.
Yeah.
Like I see you all the time.
They spend time apart.
How are you?
I am pretty good.
That's good.
Life is pretty fine.
It's fine.
There's a helicopter doing likeweird rounds over there.
(01:03):
Don't like it.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it's It's going incircles.
Yeah, it's looking for you.
It's really windy and your tinywaist.
It's not, the search party isout not to be found.
It's not to be found.
I can't even see.
It's not to be found.
Although I do have a friendstaying with me right now and
she's from Australia and she didbring a.
Bunch of Australian snacks thatwe just tried for a video on
TikTok and I may or may not haveconsumed far too many of them,
(01:27):
but Tim Tams are amazing.
Thank God that you have ahusband who has an eating
disorder and goes onMyFitnessPal non eating
disorder, disordered eating.
Exactly.
It's classy.
You don't have an eatingdisorder, you have disordered
eating.
Did you know he's on a cut?
You guys did.
You know he's on a caloriedeficit.
But now you know exactly howmany calories you consumed when
(01:48):
you ate all those Tim Tams.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Fucking out.
And then we have to take them.
The thing is having people herefrom other countries, they just
want to go to fast food places.
Yeah.
I like, I was like, oh my God.
When people come to visit, Ihave all these amazing
restaurants that we go to in SFthat we can like take them to.
'cause we've been eating out atlike actual nice places
recently.
They don't want to go there.
They want to go to Chick-fil-A.
(02:08):
They wanna go there.
They want to go to Chick-fil-A.
That's diabolical raisin canescane.
Last night night, I also hadthis like 100 milligram can of
THC.
Yesterday I didn't drink it all.
Me and my two friends who werestaying with us split.
The can.
I don't even smoke and I know ahundred is too much.
So we had 33.33 milligrams ofTHC each.
(02:32):
And then Matt drove us to raisincan's and oh my God.
I also know that's too much.
My God, you guys, you guys thatwas.
Crazy.
I had an out of body experience.
We were on the highway and I wasin the car.
I was like, I feel like I'm in agame.
I literally was flying.
I felt like I was in asimulation.
I couldn't feel a single bump onthe road.
And I was like staring out the,the, the, the front window.
(02:54):
And I was like, this literallyfeels like I'm in simulation.
This feels like a game.
Crazy.
We cut, finished with raisinggains, we finished the food and
then we walked outside, got backin the car and we're driving
away and everyone was like, Idon't even remember eating.
Did we even eat?
No, we.
We were like, and I was like,yeah, we did.
My friend was like, we literallywere in there for three seconds
and that was crazy.
We had the whole experiencelasted like five seconds.
(03:16):
It was crazy.
It was so good though, wasn't itso bomb being high eating that?
I bet it was, but I got morehigh afterwards.
Like it took a long time for todigest and anyway, we ended up
going to the beach after, andthen there were this just like.
Young kids, like they weredoing, they were just barbecuing
food.
But in my mind, it looked likethey were performing some kind
(03:36):
of ritual.
This bitch had a, she had somecorn in her hand and he said,
that's a magic wand.
But then there was two kids thathad like.
That have had hoods on becauseit was cold and they looked like
they were like in a ritualbecause it was cold and they
were around a barbecue, and thenshe had like a corn over the
barbecue.
But the corn looked like asacrifice.
You thought it was a scepter.
The corn looked like asacrifice.
And the barbecue, the grillthing, you looked like a
(03:58):
cauldron.
And I was like, no, this is aritual.
Anyway, that's where my mindframe is at the moment.
You guys, how are you?
So then we have to also go eatat.
Where are we eating?
We're taking them to get aburrito today and then we're
gonna go to Shake Shack and InnOut, maybe Shake.
And they also want to go to ashooting range.
Sh And my problem is that nowwe're taking them to too many
like burger places.
(04:18):
There are other places, likewe're doing, we did, we did, we
did Raisin Canes yesterday,which is chicken tendee, but
like Olive Garden and not takingno.
We're not, we're not gonna JoOff Garden Arby's.
We're not going to Arby's.
We should either do Jack in theBox, shake Shack, or Inn Out.
Which one do you think?
Shake Shack for sure.
Fuck Inn Out.
But like Inn Out is a Californiaclassic.
But I Lowkey Hate Inn Out.
(04:40):
No, they have to have Inn Out.
It sucks.
They can get Shake Shackanywhere In-N-Out sucks.
Sorry.
No it doesn't.
It comparably.
The burger is shit.
The burger's fantastic.
Comparably.
It's shit.
The burger is fantastic when youcompare it to Shake Shack.
Or any other burger place prettymuch.
Well, I like the Chicken shack,so see, see, the burger Shake
Shack is really good.
This episode has absolutely nodirection yet, by the way,
anyone who's listening?
(05:01):
Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone out there?
Everyone who's listening?
Hello?
Can anyone hear me out there?
Okay, we can go to the main partof this episode.
We're gonna be taking a break.
Because we want to, and it feelslike the time for a seasonal
break because we've never had aseasonal break.
We've been on season one wholetime.
We went to, we went to mybrother's wedding.
It doesn't count as a seasonalbreak.
Like a mini, A mini break.
Yeah.
But we'd even tell anyone wejust like stopped posting for
like three weeks.
(05:23):
But I feel like it's time tomake a seasonal break and then
come back in season two betterand stronger together and with a
few more life experiences up ourbelt.
We've been inf for the last, Iwanna say.
Month and a half, actuallymonth.
That's a long time for us.
Month and a half to be in oneplace because you travel all the
time and I just, I have nostories to tell.
(05:44):
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I have stories to tell,but like there was some stories
I just cannot physically tellyou a listener.
cause Yeah.
Even though this is a roundtable.
Oh, you're at our dining.
Dining in our dining room andwe're having a discussion about
just life and just the trialsand tribulations of everything.
Sometimes one must keep an airof mystery around them because
(06:08):
I've been a little bit crazyrecently and you don't need to
know all the details.
We could talk about the details.
No, you don't need to know thedetails.
We can talk about the details.
No, you don't need to know thedetails.
The listener does not need toknow the details.
But I think what we're gonna do,this is our brainstorming
session for you because we don'tplan anything and we only go off
the cuff on this fuckingpodcast.
I like not planning'cause I hateplanning, but planning is good
(06:29):
sometimes.
No it's not.
It is.
I need to plan.
We're, I'm a Virgo and we haveto improve and you can only
improve when you plan.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No, you can't.
That's not the only way youthink because you are a Virgo.
Yeah.
You're a Virgo.
Yeah.
No, you're the only, you're theonly person that can come up
with how to make things better.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
I think you just do it.
Mm.
(06:49):
I think you just do it and thensee how it goes.
You can do it with a plan.
No, you can come up with yourown plan.
Exactly.
I don't wanna know about it.
That's what I'll do.
Okay.
Look at behind the scenes plan,and you're just like going along
with the plan, even though youdon't know you're going along
with the plan.
Then that's my own, that's myplan.
So in the end, that's actually,that's my plan all along.
So in the end, so my plan wasactually to make you make your
own plan.
I don't care about, so in theend, you're following exactly
what I say.
(07:10):
Then I'm actually in, at the endof the day, you are following
what I say because I'm the onewho decided not to do a plan.
Mm-hmm.
And then I'm just getting tolike live.
I don't believe it's how, maybewe're both right.
Maybe it's a win-win situation.
Maybe we're both right.
Maybe we should just shut up andget on with it.
So we're gonna be taking aseasonal break and probably
coming back in August.
That's the plan.
Yeah, let's, that's the plan,Jen.
Let's say August, we're gonna bedoing some things.
(07:30):
Maybe we'll get a jingle.
I want a jingle.
I don't want a jingle.
I want a jingle.
Who's gonna make the jingle?
Me.
I'm gonna sing it.
Please don't.
Let's dig.
Don't.
I'm gonna unplug your microphonewith math.
I'm gonna unplug yourmicrophone.
I'm gonna unplug yourmicrophone.
We can get a jingle, we can getsome more structure.
We can hang out.
Do we know someone who playsinstruments?
I don't want, and we don't needsomeone that we know who plays
(07:52):
instruments.
We can hire someone to do thesethings.
You want to meet people withinstruments.
No.
Exactly.
That's that's annoying, isn'tit?
Oh, please bring your grandpiano to my house.
But like what do you think thevibe of the podcast is?
To be like Jazzy.
Jazzy.
Yeah.
Jazzy.
Yeah.
Jazzy.
Sitting at the dinner table.
Jazz.
(08:12):
Jazz.
Light.
Jazz, light jazz, light jazz,light jazz, skip b boop, like
light jazz, like you put it onlike for a dinner?
No, for like a romantic dinnerwith like a candle.
Not with me.
You're not.
I'm sending that shit right off.
Okay.
Not with fucking me, not, we canmake a, we can make a thing
(08:32):
we're gonna be doing we'll justlike improve the podcast a bit
over the time that we're goneand like come up with
experiences because it just sawthe same person I was six months
ago.
Do you know what I mean?
We're gonna come up with newexperiences.
We're gonna have new stories totell.
We're gonna, maybe we'll evenhave an actual segment that has
like an actual, actual, actualto it.
We have a really interestingsummer planned yeah, we're gonna
(08:53):
be here mostly, we're gonna bethere in New York for pride.
We're going all next week.
It's gonna be hot as balls.
I dunno if I'm gonna be able tohandle it.
We're gonna go to New York forpride and then we're gonna be in
Ville for the 4th of July, whichif you don't know where that is,
look it up.
I'm not gonna tell you.
It's like two hours north of SanFrancisco.
Exactly.
I might go to Miami in July.
(09:13):
That's crazy.
Who knows?
And then North Carolina stayingput in July, and then we have
some things in August, and thenwe'll bring the podcast back
Hawaii.
Do you wanna go to Hawaii?
I wanna go to Hawaii.
We're doing some traveling.
We're doing a lot of domesticshit this summer.
We're gonna be out and about inthe Seattle, United States.
Seattle.
We're gonna be in Seattle.
We're gonna be in the UnitedStates of America while we still
have Wow.
Gotta still enjoy it while wecan.
(09:34):
Ominous.
Might go to war.
Who knows, please.
We're not doing that today.
you say summer break, and in mymind, summer break is till
September.
No, because you go to school inAugust.
My first day of school wasalways my birthday, August 25th.
Oh, that's quite late.
That is quite late.
I thought it was earlier thanthat.
It's always August 25th.
Well, North Carolina at least, Ican't speak for all the states,
but it really sucks going toschool on my birthday every
(09:56):
single year.
I've never went to school on mybirthday.
No one gave me any presents.
Ever.
Well, because it was the firstday of school, not my birth.
Like my birthday was secondaryto the first day of school.
Oh, that's sad.
Wilma sucked.
Did you have any friends though?
Yeah, that's probably why youdidn't get any gifts.
I had friends.
Oh, I had friends.
You think I'm a fucking loner?
You think I had no friends inschool?
(10:17):
You've told me you had nofriends in school.
I had a couple.
I had a few.
That is cute.
Just'cause I wasn't as popularas you does me.
I didn't have friends.
I never said that.
Yeah, you did in your head.
I never said that in your head.
You did.
And I never said that.
In your did in your in yourhead.
You did.
If I did, I did.
this summer is gonna be nothingother than streaming princess of
(10:38):
power on repeat with my windowsdown with my tits, out with a
bevy in one hand.
Well, I should I put in theother hand, what should I put?
There's so many things I couldput in the other hand, honestly,
from you yesterday.
A joint.
It could be a joint, it couldbe, but not with a bevy.
Did you say in the car?
What are you Just you, did yousay in the car?
(10:59):
Yeah, this is in the car.
You're not driving.
Oh, you're right.
Did I I did say hand with handand a joint.
No.
And you're gonna be driving thecar?
No, no, no.
Also can't have an opencontainer in a car, babe.
You can.
California doesn't have anyemail container laws.
Yes it does.
No it doesn't.
Yes it does.
No it doesn't.
Yes it does.
Google it.
No, it doesn't.
'cause I always get in at anwith a fucking high noon
sometimes when I'm going from a,from one place to another.
(11:21):
No, that's only in like limos.
You can't have an open containerin your car when you're driving.
When you are driving.
Yeah.
Wait, if you are driving mearound, I can drink in the
passenger seat.
No, you can't.
That's illegal.
Oh.
It's not like I do it, so it'sfine.
That's illegal.
The whole point of my littlerant then was to say, I'm gonna
(11:43):
fucking, in California, it isillegal to have an open
container of alcohol in thevehicle, whether you were the
driver or the passenger.
Illegal.
Illegal, oh.
Oh, illegal.
But then why can I do it in anUber?
You can't.
Someone told you this once upona time and they lied to you.
Sometimes when you're on aroadie, you want a roadie.
Yeah, but someone lied to youonce upon a time and they said
(12:03):
it was okay and then you've keptthis.
I just do it like if I'm likegoing from like one party to
another party.
Or like, we have people here andI'm going to like a party.
Yeah, people do.
That doesn't mean it's notillegal.
I don't do illegal things.
You guys, you guys, this summeris about a drink in one hand and
something to smoke in the otherhand.
(12:25):
Nice.
In the legal place.
Where you can do in legal placeis not behind a wheel.
With my tits, definitely outthis summer feels like
frolicking in fields.
Well, Jupiter, everyone.
Jupiter just entered cancer.
Mm.
Left Gemini.
That was a really crazy timeactually.
Mm-hmm.
Left Gemini.
We've entered so, so when itentered Gemini, it was brat
(12:48):
Summer.
We had brat summer becauseJupiter was in Gemini.
Oh, is that why?
Through all summer.
That makes sense.
Because we were, we were beingfucking psychotic at the best of
times.
Yeah.
That was scary.
Yeah, it was crazy.
A little spooky.
Yeah, it was insane, but, butfun.
But this year it's about, let'sbe, let's, let's be domestic.
Mm.
Why do I keep saying dough?
(13:09):
Domestic.
Domestic.
It's domestic.
Let's like stay home.
Let's travel, but not home in ahermit way.
Not home in like our house.
But that's not what cancer'sabout.
I mean, you just described acancer hermit crab, but that's
not what we're doing this time.
That's not what we're doing.
We're staying close by.
We're not, we're not doing toomuch.
We're being demure.
(13:29):
We're being, we're being, butwe're also being sluts.
Who's been a slut?
Everyone.
Yeah.
It's not brat.
Summer is not brat Summer.
It is different energy.
It's like it's more sensual.
It's more like, it's more, it'smore like, it's more like res,
not reserved.
It's more like, Ooh, come here.
Good vibes.
(13:50):
Yeah, that's the vibe.
Uppers versus like mushroom.
Yes.
Yeah.
Natural vibey.
Yeah.
Hippie, yeah.
Connected to the earth.
Oh yeah.
But also partying.
No, mostly the ocean.
Okay.
I'm feeling like Warry vibes.
Okay.
I wanna like dip.
I'm wanna dip in.
The pool of cancer is a watersign.
(14:11):
Yeah.
I, you don't have to tell me.
Well, I have to tell them.
Oh yeah.
I really don't know what thisepisode's about anymore.
So thank you so much for tuninginto every single episode.
I, I know you have.
Fellow friend who is sittingaround my dining table right
now, fellow Ians, I will neverdo this podcast again.
If you do that again, don't dothat.
(14:33):
Everyone.
I have an announcement.
I am this.
I'm not doing the same.
You can continue.
It is the end of season one.
It's the end of season one.
No, we've been doing this forlike 22 episodes.
Is that actual, it's been like20 something episodes.
Is that actual Yeah, it's beenlike 27 episodes.
Can I beat words that aren'tfucking weird?
Is that actual Yeah, it's beenlike 20 something episodes.
That is crazy.
Oh my God.
I'm surprised.
You're surprised.
(14:53):
We kept doing this for so long.
I'm surprised I kept doing itfor so long.
Honestly, I did get over it inthe middle.
I was like, I thought you weregonna crash out and leave.
I should have.
I still might the fucking, theday the, the, the, the day is,
the day is young, as am I.
And there's a lot of hours inthe day now because of the
solstice.
So we're gonna see you in seasontwo in August.
If you really enjoyed thispodcast, please go ahead and
(15:14):
keep giving us five star reviewswherever you get your podcasts,
specifically on Apple Podcasts.
It really helps there.
Um, spread the messages, spreadthe spread, the good gospel to
your friends of the Less Dig Inpodcast, and we'll probably see
you in August.
You are you well today are youhave a little fun.
No, shimmy your shoulders.
I would never do that.
(15:35):
Do a little jig.
Uh, shimmy my shoulders.
Yeah.
Shimmy your shoulders.
Shimmy.
Loosen up a bit.
My shoulders have a little fun.
I know how to have fun.
Enjoy the day.
Oh hmm.
Coming from you.
Mm.
Coming from you.
Fucking hell.
Am I gonna punch you right now?
I'm gonna punch you guys.
This, this podcast is over andso are we.
(15:56):
Divorce Babes.
Divorce God.
Right.
Okay.
Actually, by the Thanks forlistening.
This has been really fun.
Season one was just a blast.
Season one was a blast.
We just had a good time.
We talked some shit.
We had some fun.
Season.
Two's gonna be the same, but ifyou wanna like go to our like, I
don't know, Instagram.
Yeah.
(16:16):
Or like, let's dig in Instagramand maybe like, I don't know,
send us like a DM or like writein the comments section or like
write in the comments of likethe, the Spotify or the, or the
Apple Podcast or whatever thefuck.
Omar knows so much about theback end of this podcast.
I don't, I really don't reallylisten to that many podcasts.
You know what I mean?
I know what you mean.
Don't really know what, what thelike ins and outs of that is.
(16:37):
So like, what were you saying?
Yeah.
Keep, keep on with that thought.
The thought was there.
I'm like, if you've got anysuggest, not suggest
constructive.
I really will not take actualcriticism, constructive
feedback, be like what?
Be like, oh, I really liked itwhen you did this one thing, or,
I really liked it when you didthat.
One thing I wanna hear from you,the listener, how do you feel
about the experience you've beenhaving recently?
(17:00):
Don't leave it in the reviews.
Leave it in the comments so wecan know about it.
Only five stars and only fivestars in the reviews, guys.
It is been, it's been real.
I'm gonna miss you.
Um, I'm gonna be too busy tomiss you, so, but I do love you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we're gonna see you inAugust.
Win in August.
Don't know.
(17:20):
That's a mystery.
I'll never tell.
Yeah.
Let's, let's underpromise andthen potentially over deliver.
Potentially.
Yeah.
Potentially.
Potentially.
Maybe you'll get a lot.
If you know anything about us,you know, we don't.
We don't.
We just don't.
What?
We just don't.
I was like, I was gonna say wedon't plan, but like, you
fucking wanna plan so bad.
Yeah.
Gotta stick up your fucking ass.
(17:41):
On that note, see you in August.
Bye.
Oh my God.
Have a safe summer.
Be just like safe hugs.
Hags Hags.
Have a great summer.
Hags a thing.
Yeah.
Ha.
Hags.
You write in yearbooks inschool.
Hags.
I wasn't the loser.
Bye.
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