January 7, 2025 • 45 mins
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(00:00):
It's tough.
It's not the holiday seasonanymore.
Thank fuck.
So never, ever.
Utter those words again.
I have a great long slumber.
See next year.
Or not.
It's 2020.
Five it's 20, 25 currently.
And that's crazy.
It's January as if it's theweather as if it's the way
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currently.
It is January, 2025.
The world is on fire.
Do you know, what it kind of isit kind of is fucking cyber
truck just blew up.
Things are going crazy.
I'm here for it.
Welcome back to our.
Fucking
omar (00:34):
podcast,
crazy hair episode.
We're still doing it too.
We kept it going to episodes.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
This one week.
If we gave up early c'mon andwhat the hell do we have?
Do we have to look forward to in2025, we can't keep up with
something so simple.
Second episode.
And what are we digging intotoday?
I think it's on everyone's mindsat the moment, the topic of ins
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and outs and Audis.
Yeah.
We're talking about bellybuttons.
any belly buttons in Audi bellybuttons.
They're always out.
Audi ease.
Disgusting.
Sorry.
Do you have an Audi?
That's disgusting.
I've seen some of the mostatrocious Audi belly buttons.
They're probably more clean.
(01:16):
And I don't want to talk aboutthat.
I don't want to, we're talkingabout the ins and outs of 2025,
the ins and outs of 2025.
I don't know how he transitionedfrom new as resolutions to ins
and outs.
But I can take a guess.
I guess the year was 2020.
Okay.
Maybe the beginning of 2021.
End of 2020.
(01:37):
We're in a fucking pandemic.
Yeah, we're in a pandemonium.
We're in a Panorama.
We're in a panini.
I haven't heard these terms.
I know, I know so long.
Trying to be so like quirky.
That just brought me back to ahorrible place.
So, sorry, so sorry.
Everyone was trying to We wereso MURP.
(01:57):
In 2020?
No, I know.
Everyone was wrong with that.
What was wrong with us?
I can tell you a few things.
Anyways.
Ins and outs.
Ins and outs.
We, we transitioned from, let'smake a resolution.
The year is 2020.
And then we decided, you knowwhat, there's no, there's no
point in making a resolution.
Cause what the fuck do we haveto resolve to, everything's gone
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to share to, we've gone toshare.
Yeah.
Yeah.
you can't, you can't make aresolution out of shit really?
You could say things you hateand not hate.
Yeah, exactly.
That simple.
To basics back to basics.
Hey.
Hatred and not, I love thathatred and slightly less hatred.
Exactly.
So on that, a very longintroduction.
Let's dig into our ins and outsof 2025.
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well, On the topic of lastweek's discussion, Drudge on
URI.
Which.
It's been a week.
I've had time to reflect.
I don't believe in it.
Failed.
They failed within the firstfive minutes because within the
first five minutes of the newyear, what did I do?
I had a glass of champagne andtwo shots.
Whose fault was that?
No one's fault.
It just happened.
We don't think the blame, wedon't have the cost of blame.
(03:03):
Also.
I never said I was going to doanything.
No, you didn't.
No.
So it's very, that's very Misty,so that's fine.
Exactly.
That's why I said a Misty 20,25.
Yeah.
Okay.
If it wasn't abundantly clearthoughts, fuck it in.
Okay.
And.
I'm Misty 2025.
Yeah.
75 hard.
Yeah, I don't get it.
Seventy-five soft.
(03:23):
I think about when I think about75 hard, what.
Not that people are doing it,but people fucking love to talk
about it.
Oh yeah, for sure.
For sure.
For sure.
It's the same thing with dryJanuary.
People love to check.
I'm like annoyed.
I'm annoyed at myself for thelast week.
I have I'm a new person lastweek was a different version of
me.
Everything I said last week,doesn't count anymore.
And also if you know anythingabout me or if you want to get
to know anything about me, I'mfickle, fickle.
(03:45):
You have one Celsius in yourentire monstrous.
That's fine, but 75 heart isout.
It's very annoying.
And I just hate when people talkabout the things that they're
doing, I'm not telling anyoneI'm doing dry January.
I'm just telling you.
People I'm not drinking anymore.
You literally had to hold anepisode dedicated to it last
week.
It wasn't mine.
It was my choice.
It was your choice.
(04:05):
It was his idea.
Bear in mind, everyone.
Problem.
You're Elia.
The fact that you were lying.
Also bear in mind, this list isgoing to be very like my list
and your list is going to becompletely opposite, very
different, where they're verydifferent people.
go on.
Okay, N is going to lunch aloneor going to a coffee alone.
(04:27):
It's just going to enjoy yourown presence, you know?
Because I think we forget thatwe're our own people.
And we also deserve a date forourselves.
You've got enough voices in yourhead to warrant a conversation
alone.
So you're good.
It's a gaggle of gays andthey're good.
And they're so annoying.
They won't shut up.
And then out as rotting on yourphone for no reason.
(04:48):
We're not rotting anymore.
I hate it.
I hate it.
It makes me feel so bad.
It makes me feel horrible nowthat you're sober.
I love south.
Now that you being so bad, youhave no opportunity to sit and
rock.
I don't need to, it's a waste ofmy time.
I am only on this earth for alimited amount of time and I'm
going to use it.
Thank God.
(05:09):
Not you.
I was like, oh, No not you.
I meant like, do you know what?
Maybe I'll make it shorter time.
It's your time?
Like?
Fuck.
So we're not going to run on aphone.
We're not rotting who wants torot.
We'll get that.
We will get that this list isquite long.
Okay.
Is that all you want to sayabout that?
Yeah.
(05:29):
You don't like writing?
No.
I love a good RA.
I like H do you know whatsometimes when I'm hung over and
it's the, the, the, The climateneeds to be correct.
Like all of the.
The things you need to align forme to have a successful rock
sash.
Okay.
Do you count reading books asabroad?
No.
Okay.
What's rotting, just like beingon your phone.
(05:49):
Being on your phone.
it's really just, when you turnon your little screen, you're a
little baby screen and you dealwith it.
Well, let me look at all thesevideos and it's like, it's just
for here.
You know how I feel sometimeswhen I do that, when I like.
I'm hungover.
Okay.
No, I was saying before, oh myGod, can I ever finish a
thought?
So picture this it's rainingoutside.
You're hung over a shit.
Yeah.
(06:10):
And you just had a really yummy.
Door dash.
I don't fucking know.
And then you're scrollingmindlessly and you're like, this
is the life.
This is the life.
The weather justifies you notbeing outside.
You're hungover justifies younot standing up.
perfect.
Correlation of events.
Occur in one sitting for you toenjoy the perfect decomposition
(06:33):
decomposition.
Yeah.
I feel like the word rotting isthe problem here.
Like let's change it up a littlebit.
Um, We travel a lot.
Very very privileged andfortunate to say that I have
seen.
Many, a plane.
Unfortunately I have also beenexposed.
Violently.
To crowding at the gate beforeyou are.
(06:56):
Group has been cold.
And also we're bleeding intothat one by also adding the fact
that people mostly old whitemenu Fox will crowd around with
hand on hip.
At the, at the bell waiting foryour luggage to come out.
Yeah.
Right at the right, at the, Iwas going to say that.
Goosey right.
Goosey of the bell that Lugosi.
(07:17):
The look, the luggage or.
I see Lugosi.
What's that thing called aconveyor.
Conversely.
Not convulsions convincing.
Perfect.
Right at the conversy waitingfor your
bag to drop.
And then all of a sudden,
all of a sudden you're like, oh,hello, do people forget that
(07:37):
other people exist?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, they.
Yeah, they do do because they'repieces of shit.
They are pieces of shit.
Just sit in your seat or standlike, like, okay, you don't
stand like a foot away from theconversy.
You stand.
Three feet from the conversy.
We'll give it some space, gavethe conversa.
These have room to breathe.
She needs.
Needs to breathe.
(07:59):
And also sit down and fuckingsee at the gate.
What are you doing?
they're calling groups for areason it's organized.
It is organized, but you make itunorganized because you don't
care about humanity.
Wow.
You tell them.
I feel like it's also like avery, a very like American, like
cultural thing.
I don't think they know.
(08:19):
come on.
Maybe they do actually can'tremember because I haven't been
there in a while, but like, Ifeel like crowding around the
gate.
No, that's a very it's humannature to crowd.
You're right.
Okay.
Yeah.
In the same.
Um, Kind of, uh, what's theword?
Vain.
Hello?
These are word in the same vein.
Yeah.
In the same vein.
(08:39):
I was in say category, you haveso many words floating around in
your head and you shouldremember these.
The thing is there's so manywords.
The thing is there are so manywords floating around in my
head.
All at once and at lighteningspeed.
Yeah.
But it's so difficult to graspone in the right moment.
do you know when in hiring partand the philosopher's stone,
when he goes into the, into the,one of the chambers?
(09:02):
And then he has to like go intothe fucking down deep to face.
Yeah.
And then They have to find thekeys.
Yeah.
And then he's like all thesekeys, all of a sudden start
flying at lightning speed.
Find the right one.
Yeah.
And then he's trying to find theone with the crooked wing.
That is my thought.
I'm trying to find the one withthe cookie.
Is that your brain?
That is my brain.
Any given moment.
There are so many things flyingaround in that lightning speed.
(09:26):
Oh, it's just hard to keep up.
And you just had a Celsius, sothey're.
Yeah, I did.
Was that your in and out?
No, that was my out.
Just stop.
Jesus.
My.
Oh,
wait.
Fuck it.
In the same bane.
Do you know, what's in.
Reclining your seat as far backas it can go without feeling
(09:46):
guilty about it.
You paid for that fucking seat.
Keep seeing people in tip top,being like, Hmm.
So I was on a plane and someonewho climbed their seat the whole
way, how in-country I couldn'teat my dinner.
Shut the fuck up.
I shot a point, shut up, thenrecline your
seat.
Pull the tray.
The tray table pulled forward.
If we're all reclined, itwouldn't be a problem.
(10:06):
Everyone's just like.
Like this.
Yeah, 45 degree angle.
Yeah.
I'm like shut up, shut up,complaining festival.
It's out to complain about that.
Do you know what someone, ourclients I see.
So fucking be it just deal withit for that.
It's a plane.
The seats are designed torecline you recline your seat,
(10:27):
expect for people to becomfortable.
It's a plane you're crammed inthat like fucking sardines.
And you did buy an economy seat.
Not me.
But I know you not you, but youdid general.
Perfect.
Okay.
Go.
in his almond milk and out asout to milk.
(10:47):
Controversial because almondmilk is not great for the
environment.
But we're already past that.
I think.
Alma milk.
Isn't good for the environment.
It uses a lot of water.
Fuck the war.
I would say we're in a droughtand I'm like, it's raining every
day.
No.
We're not, no, no, you're lying.
Listen.
And we used to be vegan forthree years.
(11:09):
I paid my dues of caring aboutthe world and climate change and
being individualistic aboutclimate change.
It's the company'sresponsibility now.
I'm going to drink my almondmilk because it doesn't break me
out like regular milk and oatmilk.
Does it?
Those to break me out.
Oh, though.
Cause not good for you or theirseed oils in there.
I was bad.
Regular milk.
Like do like the cows bird flu.
No I'm going to drink almond.
Also.
(11:29):
Oat milk is literally, It'sjust, oh, it's floating.
It's oh, it's it's like full.
Yeah.
Oh, it's like, oh, cause whatdoes it do?
Expect to see glucose?
Oh my God.
You remember that?
I've that girl.
as if like real milk is comingback into like a bond.
And she's like, It's oh, youknow what I mean?
She's not Ali come back heavier.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Down with milk spot.
(11:50):
Can you play.
The one that makes that does.
Like the stomach one, out oatmilk and almond milk.
I don't care.
It's nice.
I like it.
I wanted to quickly add a bonusin, because my oat milk out was
with ins was more me and moreeggs, even though we're in an
egg shortage right now becauseof the bird flu.
I fucking hate bird flu.
I'm even searching for eggs,high and low.
(12:11):
it's like you're going to likethe little, well for water to
find eggs.
So when you're like playing avideo game, you're like on a
quest and you're like, oh, Ican't get the eggs from half to
go to another, like to teleportto another fucking city in
Zelda.
And I need to find out.
Hydro melons.
Yeah.
That's exactly it like
in like the Garuda desert.
And to find like your hygiene,melons.
Yeah.
They're out.
There are the Cara Cara Bazaar.
They're out of the fucking, yougot to go to the stage of
(12:33):
Mullins.
You have to go to.
The fucking, the fucking otherplace, the desert, the, um,
where are other places?
Well, I can't even remember.
I spent a full year.
Playing this game in high role.
And now I can't remember asingle, a single, single place.
I be like, oh my God, my Tabithawheat is running out.
I have to go and get somefucking out from the thump.
That's what it feels like rightnow.
(12:54):
The Zuora domain, and we got toget a whole foods and Safeway
and like the Corcoran cornerstore.
Insane.
And also the only fucking exitare available are the nice exit
we eat.
So that means other people aretrying to eat on ISI.
You know, the vital palms onesthat comes with like a little
story.
Other people are buying oureggs.
Or my eggs.
So the vital bombs ones that.
(13:15):
The fucking the come with thehead of the week.
Yeah.
That's cute as fuck.
Expensive as fuck.
It's$12 for 18.
No.
You know, 12,
No it's 18.
50 cents a day.
Oh no.
75 cents.
Math.
I don't know how to do that,man.
I mean, either.
Or you just do the other wayaround with the cart.
Remember?
I don't cry.
(13:35):
Nevermind.
Okay.
outs, screen time.
Ah, do you need to be sat onyour phone for like 15 hours in
a day?
You literally just had you liketo rot.
And I told you there.
There is a time and a place.
They're just talking about.
General.
Time is when it's rainingoutside.
I'm hungover on the places whenI'm hungover inside and there's
nothing else to do.
So you're talking about like thegeneral screen side.
(13:57):
It's like when you just likehave a regular day and you've
got like, you know, I'm like,why am I like being the most
violated, unproductive I've everbeen in my whole entire life?
Because I'm scrolling on myphone.
Probably sat on the toilet.
Definitely sat on the toilet.
Nothing just like scroll down,like a fucking twat.
Yeah.
And like, imagine I think thiswould really help you.
(14:17):
If you imagine how ugly you lookwhen you're sat there, scrolling
on your phone, on the toilet.
With your pants around your legsand you're sat there.
Nakey.
Like not even doing anything,not even X greeting, you're just
like, fuck.
Don't ever say the word.
on this holy podcast.
Don't ever use the wordexcretion.
(14:39):
Okay.
That is out for 2025.
We're not spending our time justlike scrolling on our phones.
What we want to do is we want tocreate.
More than we consume.
You saw that on Tik TOK too?
I didn't.
I was like, you know what?
I really liked that I'm going tofucking take that.
I'm going to run with that.
I really liked that.
Yeah.
So I'm going to do that whichleads me into my, in which
(15:01):
relates to that.
Brooding in nature.
Go outside.
Put on Norman fucking Rockwellby Lawndale re.
And sit with your, is that whyyou put that?
Yeah.
I did.
And sit with your thoughts.
Hmm.
God damn man.
Child.
And, you know, what.
And just like really enjoy thatspace that you create by
(15:22):
yourself in nature,
smell some fucking leaves.
Yeah.
I'd have a good old time doingthings alone.
It just like brooding byherself.
Thinking this episode was goingto be really short because I was
like, we're going to go throughour list so quickly now.
I'm not even halfway through.
Speaking of brooding.
In is being a cunt.
Oh, I thought you were gonna sayI was being con.
(15:43):
Yeah, but you are, but like, no.
Being a con as in like being abitch to people who are a bitch
to you, if someone's a bitch toyou or like nasty to you via
combat within reason.
Yeah.
Michelle Obama was wrong.
We are not going high.
We're going low.
We're punching, we're punchingat the stomach.
Yeah, because they deserve akick in the balls.
They deserve it.
(16:03):
We jump to the groin.
Yeah, literally.
That'll fix all the problems.
We're too nice.
We're too nice.
As a society, we all need to bemore cunty.
And cons.
Am I out unrelated, but stayingup till 4:00 AM We have no
business being out until the weehours of the morning, go to bed,
go to bed if you're out.
And you're like having a goodtime and you're like, oh my God.
After the bar, we want to go toafters, go to bed, go to bed.
(16:26):
We're adults.
We need to go to bed on time.
It's to be my rule.
I'd be like, no afters.
I have no business being outtill.
Even to.
What happened to that?
I don't know.
But that went out the window.
I don't know, I found Satan.
And, he coerced me.
As he does.
He said, as he tends to do.
As he tends to do that.
That's not me anymore.
(16:47):
You're in new leaf.
I am a new leaf.
A new leaf.
You're like the little guys inZelda, the little, the cork
seeds, the coreq.
Yeah, this is just, I love thiselder references about.
Thank you so much I'm on my ownand put my phone on, do not
disturb because just Jennawhat's Powell being permanently
reachable.
Oh, Got away from me.
Speaking of Well, it was broughtto my attention the other day.
(17:10):
I feel like landlines are back.
Shut up.
I feel like we should bring theland, get rid of the cell phone.
Get rid of it.
Just keep it as a camera.
That's it.
Maybe take socks to.
Did you come?
You just use the digit camp.
Why don't we disconnect?
Bring a landline back.
You can only reach me if youwant to call me directly on this
one number that you have tomemorize, you have to memorize
(17:32):
my number or you don't have itin your phone.
You have to know off the top ofyour head.
I have like an address book andaddress book.
Cute.
That was a phone number book.
Cute.
In high school.
Yeah.
It'd be like, what friend do Iwant to call up today and look
up their name.
That's so cute.
Me with my like six friends inhigh school.
And then if I don't want to talkto you, then you leave me a
message and then I might getback to you.
(17:52):
I might not.
I'm not going to respond to yourtexts.
Sorry.
I didn't check my machine.
Yeah.
Or I was sat in the couch andthe machine was over there.
And.
Like hearing what you said andI'll be like, I don't want to
talk to you right now.
The couches that you right now,I love it.
You're like, no, I'm notpermanently reachable.
That was my bonus, then that wasthe okay.
Let's I like that.
That was in or out, that was inLA.
(18:13):
In fucking ways, rotary phones.
Why, what happened to the roadrefocusing or regressing in
time?
We've progressed too far.
Yeah, I think that's, this isthe peak of humanity.
GBT we've gone.
And too far, we stop.
We're stopping.
VR headsets are we just did a,we're filming a campaign with
Metta and it's actually so fun.
(18:34):
Love you, Matt.
I.
I like jumped off of like acliff.
And I was like, this feels soweird that I could feel myself
jumping.
Not in the K Y S way.
No, not in the real life weknew.
In the matter of us.
And we went to, we were watchingit, the Charlie XCX and choice
Yvonne.
Sweat tour.
Yeah.
But in virtual reality, and Iwas like, the technology is,
this is to future for me.
(18:55):
This is crazy.
But keep paying.
It was really fun.
It was so fun.
I don't think that's so great.
Where was I?
Where were you?
Where was I?
Where are you?
I feel like I had a segue forone of the topics that you said
earlier.
It's a very, very low on thebar.
My bottom of my list, but I wantto bring it to the top and move
around.
Something, I think that shouldbe out there should have been
(19:17):
out a long time ago.
Counsel culture.
Out only because it doesn'tfucking work.
Cancel culture has been outbecause it doesn't work and it
doesn't have the right results.
Seek in our society today.
Instead the in should berevenge.
And holding deep seated grudges.
(19:39):
See if we decide to instead takerevenge on people that rung us
and pisses off, which my list isavid.
Evan ever-growing.
Y then we'll we need to.
The council, the culture causecouncil clutches, like you're
out with everything you don'texist anymore.
No.
In fact, let's Cersei Lannister.
This bitch.
(20:00):
And have you.
Have you shamed all the way fromthe Citadel?
Shame shame, shame, shame, shamefor sure.
No I'm used to like seekrevenge.
Yeah.
Pieces of shit.
Yeah, totally.
Which ones.
Back to your point of beingcountry, to people who deserve
it.
Yeah.
Revenge is in holding a big fatgrudge also in.
(20:20):
Cancel culture never works.
Everyone's back in like twoyears.
Yeah.
No one's canceled.
And then they come by notcanceled my N is rehashing the
same drama over and over andover again with your friends,
the same drama, just the sameone instance that happened to
everyone's pissed off about andhas never been resolved.
Just keep, just keep chattingabout it.
Just keep shitting about it.
(20:40):
You have an example?
No.
Cause what the fuck are you onabout?
Just like the same, like we havethe same stories.
You know, like when you havebrand new thoughts and feelings
on.
Every single moment.
When you, when you have the samethoughts and you just like talk
about the same thing that'shappened over and over again.
Oh, I mean, like we do do thatactually, like, we'll have a
thought like fucking, like whenit was January 1st and we're
(21:02):
like, all we could think aboutwas like, let's see Saddleback.
Yeah.
And then we CA.
Couldn't stop talking aboutthat.
And we did an episode on it.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden, I wasover it.
We just rehash the same shitover and over again.
That's in.
And out is the words, slay andera.
Oh, two words that are out slayhas been out.
And we need a reminder ofjoining the, to the sleigh era.
(21:24):
Late era.
No, my God.
No.
It's so dumb.
It's like, oh my God.
I'm in my plant era.
Oh my God.
I'm in my cooking era.
Like shut up.
Are we 10?
Cooking cooking.
It's like shut up.
Every single day.
I'm in my light bulb era.
Shut up.
Talking about.
The record era leg, shut up.
Just say what you like.
(21:44):
Hey guys, we are in our podcast.
It's so embarrassing.
No slays been out and I justwanted to remind, but Euro is
like newer.
It's like demure.
It's like, that's also out likethese words.
It was out of the minute it wascreated.
Because of the day.
Who did it?
The only person that's allowedto say it, which is incredible.
(22:04):
But with millennials, Yeah, Iknow millennials rule.
More time.
When, what was that?
Was that there was like a,ticktock saying, what was the
thing?
The one thing.
Oh, my God.
I'm having the biggest brainfart.
The thought has, has escaped me.
One of the many keys flyingabout.
I'm flying about the head.
I call back.
Okay.
I love that for you.
(22:25):
Actually I had one similar one,I don't have an in to relate to
this.
One's fine.
But out saying iconic whensomething is in fact.
Not iconic.
Oh my God.
Iconic.
Yeah.
Clinic that was so iconic.
It wasn't.
So I clinic, no, it wasn't.
It's like someone eating like abreakfast sandwich.
shut up.
They're just eating a breakfastsandwich.
(22:46):
but then we stopped sayingiconic it's dumb.
Oh, my God.
I just like went for a walkiconic.
You did the human human thing.
You did a task for the.
Also saying like, oh, that'ssuch a human, like that's so
that's so human.
like, oh, what was.
It was like a tick talk of likewhen a people hugging or
something, it was like, oh myGod, I love humans.
(23:08):
It's like the merch dirt.
Yeah.
It's in the same vein.
I get what you're saying.
And I liked the.
Essence behind it.
But shut up.
If you didn't know already Merckdirt is the title of a category
of fucking loser.
It's the people who didmustaches and like 2012.
And they would be like, oh, Imustache you a question.
(23:31):
But I'm going to shave it forlater.
Exactly.
No, but I know people.
I think a mustache tattoo.
Ah, burn your finger.
Sorry.
Like 17.
The tattoos, not a single one isa must not a single one is a
mustache in that.
That's all you need to know.
(23:51):
God.
Okay.
Did I do that?
No, that was my, that was myiconic out.
Okay.
Out.
Yeah.
Out.
So doing it.
Oh, I don't have any in thatrelates to that though.
You go okay.
I wrote this.
Today.
Because of the egg fiasco,Isaiah in his owning a chicken.
What the fuck it's in eggs areso expensive.
(24:12):
It's so annoying.
Wouldn't you rather just like gooutside to our backyard chicken
out there.
I don't care, but do you knowhow expensive eggs are when you
rather save all the money by onechicken?
And they're so cute.
Do you know how many eggs youeat in a day?
Yeah, why are we talking abouteggs again?
Cause they're my favorite foodgroup.
I love it.
I've been talking about nothingbut eggs.
(24:32):
Oh, my God.
All episode, actually, the oldday, actually all week.
It's a big topic right now, alsoin or deviled eggs.
Sorry about it.
They're in.
They're the bulldogs are themost like American, like this,
the most American thing ever.
You take this and name somethingbad about.
You take this very healthythings.
Sure.
Eggs.
And then you cut it open.
(24:54):
Yup.
And then you fucking shove shitin it.
Do you know how they're made?
Not really.
Okay.
Hugh boil an egg and then youcut it in half and then you take
the yolk.
Pot.
And then you put mayonnaise init.
You take a lot of the Oak parts.
Yes.
There's a lot of Manet's in it.
And a lot of like other thingslike chives and shit.
And then you take a little.
(25:16):
Yeah, you take a little squeezebag and you squeeze it in like,
Like a pipe.
Packed to the MTA.
Yeah.
It is unhealthy, but it'sfucking delicious and it's the
best food on.
It's so good.
You've had good.
The food of your people.
Yes.
Yeah.
Vanilla as fuck.
So good.
Oh, I dealt with.
Oh, my God.
You're in.
(25:36):
Oh, you're in was fuckingchicken.
Man was owning a ticket naggingchickens.
My aunt was only a chicken andthen out is straight guys with
podcasts.
Only gaze that out now.
And women and women.
Yeah, obviously, obviously, nostraight man.
Who's listening to a straightmen podcast.
No one is listening to ourpodcast.
Yeah.
Literally.
Oh, the one that's listening toany, no, no one that has, has a,
(25:58):
a brain cell.
With multiple keys.
The M we just lose our straightman audience if we had any.
The one straight, man, who'slistening to this right now.
Three brothers.
Okay.
Great.
I can't think of any othersapart from my three brothers
that will probably be listingsevery single week.
(26:18):
And I'm so glad that you areshout out to you three.
I call it.
Okay, you go, okay.
I have a great one.
Okay.
I think it like, this is agreat, like, you know, where.
We're like this ins and outslist is like, you know, removing
ourselves from the digital age.
I'm 25.
We're trying to like regress alittle bit.
Yeah.
Vapes have gone too far.
Vapes ha gone.
(26:39):
Far side in the corner of noteven the club.
Why are you in the corner oflike a restaurant or like you're
in.
The gym.
I've seen people in the gym, ourgym, not our gym here, the shit
gym.
Oh yeah.
I've seen a bait flying around.
Oh, you need some app.
Breathe oxygen.
With the oxygen.
(26:59):
That's so weird.
It's crazy.
I also what's so crazy is thatthere are vapes that have the
little screens on them a littletime ago.
Are you playing games?
Playing games with your littleBinky.
A little fucking pacifier.
You need to grow the fuck.
Ah, grow the fuck up.
Literally.
I can say this because I had avery short-lived vape phase.
And it was, you did too.
I.
I did say it was a really grosslabor to air.
(27:21):
It's so fun.
I would see someone with a vapeand I'll be like the only.
Only when we were out.
Yeah, literally, I wouldliterally say what.
That was fucking.
The most insane thing you'veever done.
Really.
The CSO.
Yeah.
That's ridiculous.
Skinny cigarettes.
(27:42):
Okay.
Oh, a menthol cigarettes.
Oh, my God.
Only when you're drinkingthough.
Yeah, not recreation.
you'll list.
So like health and wellness andI'm like cigarettes.
Yay.
I've run the UK.
Yes.
That's smoking when I wasreally, they are consuming.
They are country.
(28:03):
No, I like fully smoking, likefully, fully smoking when I was
like 25.
Yeah.
And the occasional drunkcigarette.
It's one of the most, I'm goingto say it.
I'm going to say it.
Peak human experiences.
I love it.
I'm sorry.
The feeling when you've had likethe it's the it's the perfect
amount of alcoholic beverages toone cigarette ratio.
(28:23):
And you're like, you don't getone or even half of one, you
share it with a friend you'relike, Amazing.
I'm never going to smoke again.
That was all I needed.
Yep.
Perfect.
Yeah, you don't get it becauseyou don't smoke and you never
have.
I have taken some drags, notwell.
I don't want, I don't like it.
You don't have to.
I have to, I don't like smokingand drinking.
(28:44):
I want to be Olsen.
Shut up.
You now that was the fuck.
The same thing you've done in2025 so far.
Uh, I'm just doing it.
Okay.
in is this is a trick that I'velearned recently, which I love.
pretending to cancel all of yoursubscriptions so you can get a
(29:06):
discount on those subscriptions.
Because he was on this, ofcourse, I've done this.
Yeah, but I don't know.
A lot of people don't know.
We could just go onto likeAdobe, Adobe.
listen, you go into Adobe.
Say like, I don't really want mymembership anymore.
I'm just like, not reallyfeeling it.
And they're like, wait, no,don't go lead.
(29:27):
I'll give you 10 months free.
And I'm like, okay.
Yeah, I was just kidding.
Joking.
Okay.
At$15 a month and they're like,woo.
The police will do anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the line I got like 10months free of fucking Adobe.
I do it with every singlesubscription you have and you
save money for like months.
Not Netflix.
There's not enough.
They will give you a fuckingdiscount ever again.
(29:48):
Oh, you're not in the samehousehold pay you pull bitch.
Was that, what was your out?
What was my out.
That was your in.
I've got a lot out.
That's very telling of who weare.
Hmm, my out is buying producefrom trader Joe's.
And if you're buying yourproduce from trader Joe's,
sometimes people cannot affordno, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
(30:09):
There are other places there aresafe ways.
Trader Joe's.
It's actually so good at traderJoe's is known to have the worst
quality produce that molds.
As soon as you fucking a.
In the refrigerator.
Open the door again.
It's moly.
I'm like I bought this like,Cotton of strawberries and I'm
like, oh my God, deliciouscoming to eat them for the next
couple of days.
It has a whole ecosystem growinginside of the colony.
(30:32):
It's absolutely foul.
It's grown another strawberry.
It's grown a whole colony ofstrawberries.
Literally.
It's horrible.
Go to Safeway, same price.
I bet.
Definitely and better produce.
I say it goes Wholefoods.
Best produce.
If you can afford a fuckingwhole foods, get the produce
from there.
Cause that will last forever.
Then Safeway.
Also good doesn't last, nearlyas long as they say.
(30:54):
It doesn't last, nearly as long.
No, trust me.
Trust me.
I was the one in charge of thefridge.
I'm touching the drink section.
Yeah.
And then Tara does horrible.
going to speed around some ofthese, because we're really all
taking the past.
Around.
Oh, I do love lightning round.
(31:15):
I do live lightening round.
Okay.
I'm going to say that, one thingthat we really should have left
in 2024.
Is going to the function just toshow face.
Yeah.
You don't need to see my faceevery single day.
Also, let me make myself alittle bit more exclusive.
Stop going to everything.
(31:35):
And I'm like, oh, I should go.
Which is, cause I want to showface and you're going to go at
like 50% energy, 50% life force.
And you're going to have anawful time.
You being a piece of shit.
And the piece of shit mood isgoing to make other people have
a bad time to stay the fuckhome.
Do you ever want a favor?
Call my landline if you need me.
Please.
You don't even know where thelandline plugs into this house,
(31:56):
where point to the landline.
Oh there, you know what landlinemeans?
It's literally that.
We can have a, can we please?
and instead we're at the bar andbe like, can I have your
Instagram and be like, no, youcan have my landline, so fun.
In, in Irish exiting.
Yeah.
Oh, a hundred percent.
(32:17):
Goodbye.
Fuck up.
Oh, there's a room full ofpeople.
I don't need to say bye to you.
See you tomorrow.
Bye to every single person.
My problem is like, I would liketo say goodbye to everyone when
I leave.
But I just rather, if I have tosay goodbye to 20 people, I'll
see you.
I'll see you the next time.
K Mr.
Popular.
I have friends.
Festival.
I feel like it's just a us thingto call it an Irish.
(32:39):
Exit.
It's also called a friend, checkthat in the UK, we call it a
French exit, right?
I think it's about the peoplethat you hate.
Do the Americans hate the Irish?
I think so.
Do they?
I think there was a time.
Well, the British hate theFrench.
Well, everybody hates theFrench.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, French listeners givea fuck.
Everybody's a French.
I don't give a fuck.
Everyone hates the French.
(33:00):
Why do you hate the French?
I don't know.
Why have you seen them?
Exactly.
Yeah.
Continue.
Continue.
My in is knowing how to cookbecause not a lot of people know
how to cook and it's come to myattention that not a lot of
people know the basics ofcooking.
You don't.
(33:20):
I saw one of those Britishpeople would just put like
frozen beef into the pan thatfelt very attacked and like talk
it.
To me.
Oh, you know how to cook onenight.
You.
I don't have to cook.
I can like know the basics.
I do know the basics.
Yeah, you could, if you wantedto make a meal, you could, I
mean half, but yeah, exactly.
But there are a lot of peoplewho, if they want it to make a
meal, they wouldn't know whereto start.
(33:41):
Yeah, that's kinda crazy.
It's a life skill.
You don't know how to boil waterit's to be human.
It's shot and to cook is to beiconic.
Ah, I'm going to barf.
Out.
Ten-year-olds that's the fora.
Ooh, Bandom Ooh, age limit.
15.
Oh my God.
To be ID, to get into Sephora.
Your parent can go in there andget the things from Sephora.
(34:01):
All you need must be chaperonedone adult to every child
chaperone.
If you are 15 and above, you cango to support a by yourself.
If you are 15 and below, youhave to have a parent or
guardian with you.
I'm.
Goggles.
I'm sorry.
It's really annoying.
And then they, like, they justlike Goggle around and they
like, like taking all the thingsand like smelling them and
(34:22):
putting the grimy little fuckinghands everywhere at night.
Oh God.
The drunk elephant pandemicepidemic.
Yeah.
It's gone too far.
It's gone too far.
It's gone too far.
And you also don't need thatshit.
No, no one needs that.
No, you really don't need that.
I'm so sorry.
I've seen like those, like girlsgetting ready for like school.
And we will not even then thevideos someone wants to check.
Yeah.
Like 12.
(34:42):
12 step skincare routine.
Are you putting acid on yourface?
I don't have a car.
That's insane.
I have not one poor showing.
But you'll do like a toner andthen you'll do it.
Acid peel literally.
What the fuck, literally soda.
And vitamin C One thing.
I think I spent a lot of time in2024 doing.
Yeah.
Cute.
Q sod, violin music.
(35:09):
Yeah.
Or like a full gun.
Was blaming myself for things.
Oh, I know.
So hot.
Oh, just like it's so, sostressful.
And so like, No, it keepsspeaking and I'm doing the
violent.
Okay.
Blaming myself for things thatwere not my fault.
He's the same.
I don't know.
It just sounds melodic.
(35:30):
Cause like it should be amelodic.
It's like, why are we blamingourselves when things are not
our fault?
Because the in should be blamingthe moon.
No fuck that bitch.
Okay.
It's full.
It's her fault.
It's new.
It's her fault.
It's waxing blame her it'swaning.
Nothing is ever your fault.
(35:51):
Why do you like her so much?
Because she's pre.
It's a toxic relationship.
Yeah.
It's love.
Hate.
Yeah.
No, that's fine.
Yeah.
She looks really lovely.
She does like make some such.
Did you see someone on tick,tick?
I was talking about the moon.
They said like, They describedit as a heat.
That's a woman that's for sure.
A woman Luna.
(36:11):
Yes.
Yeah.
That's a woman.
Luna.
Spanish.
What do you want about is a lotof Luna Spanish?
Yeah, I think so.
What's the oldest.
I lose the light Elvis.
Nope.
Louis.
I know Spanish and I took acouple years of it in college.
I don't speak Spanish.
Sorry.
Luna Luna.
That's a woman.
It's a female Walkman.
(36:33):
Sorry, these are for girls only.
Nobody's allowed.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't ever, ever disrespect mybitch like that again?
Yeah.
The sun is definitely a man.
So have you seen it that rage?
Of course, it's a man for sure.
So Brian.
When it like decides it's like Iwas having a bad day and goes
away and then the world'smiserable.
Because it's having a bad day.
(36:54):
Exactly how it takes it out oneveryone else.
Fuck this on fucking son.
Fuck the sun.
Yeah, I do.
So right.
I know she's a little con she'sgreat.
All right.
Blame her though.
Yeah, she is a cot.
Yeah.
Be country in 2024.
Cutting in 2025.
Oh no, I just fucked up.
Yeah.
2025.
(37:15):
be the moon.
Be the moon, be the moon andblame her.
And blame everyone else, exceptfor yourself.
Totally accountability is out.
Oh, we're such pieces of shit.
Aren't.
I've got one more.
You've got one.
If you don't have a day in 2025,what the fuck are you doing?
Just get one from Toshi.
(37:35):
Is that the best, you know whatI really hate.
We like travel.
Oh, I don't have a bad day.
Oh, it's so rough.
It's awful.
Yeah.
It's like using Santera.
And people are like, oh my God,I have a travel day.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm not carrying around.
Travel tushy around with me,like a little tiny little water
(37:57):
bottle with a nozzle on it, justto like wash my bot.
It's so.
So poopy public spaces to cleanit every time you like?
No, no, cause it doesn't, itdoesn't touch your fucking hole.
No, but it touches the toiletwhere the poop of these.
And when you flush the poop, thepoop like goes around.
Why are we talking about.
Poop every podcast.
It's not like that.
I guess it is the portable one.
It's like a, it's like ahandheld bottle and it has a
(38:19):
nozzle.
It's a.
Kind.
So they rebranded do.
Kind off.
Yeah.
I mean, it's an external.
So it's a douche pretty much.
All right.
Yeah.
And the final one, I'm going tosay.
Out right.
I didn't do my out.
You do?
Okay.
Cool.
Then I did, my end was by daysand my out is fine.
My.
(38:40):
Fine.
Oh, I did say this.
I didn't say disconnects.
I don't want people seeingexactly where I am and then
texting me based on where I am.
Showing up where I am.
No that's happened before.
Do you know what Eva justreminded me each time I find
math.
I'm unavailable from here on outfolks.
I don't want everyone to knowwhere I am.
That's weird.
(39:00):
It is weird and I don't know whyI got so.
We got success with them to do.
You're like, oh my gosh.
It's fun to like, know where allyour friends are, but then all
of a sudden why these random.
Any of these rounds people, Ilike I'm out on a night out and
I'm like, ha ha.
That's funny.
Like to be funny to.
Grounded people and you know, soawkward.
Two.
Remove someone from find my.
No.
FI's then.
(39:21):
In the IMS age.
So it says you're stuck therewith.
So stop sharing the locationwith you.
Ah, you will snitch.
You all fucking Spitch by solame eyes.
That is a pick me behavior.
Yeah.
I phone get rid of the fine, mypissed me off.
Delete it.
Can you just delete it?
I don't think so you can get itoff, like you can turn off, but
then the thing is sometimes Iwant to see one of my friends.
(39:45):
We are.
Don't look at where I am,because when I turned it off
now, Can you just turn it offfor other people looking at you.
If you turn it off, you have toyou, then, then I can share my
location.
When you share your location.
No, wait.
I told a lie.
I told a lie.
Share my location.
No.
But I can see where everyoneelse is.
Exactly.
That's what you want.
That's what we want.
Okay, great.
Great.
Yeah, no, I can see where I turnyour invisible.
(40:07):
Yeah.
I'm living in stealth mode.
Perfect.
Yeah.
I love that.
Okay.
Final one final one out.
The ultimate, the final final,the final potential.
The second to last, isn't it?
Yeah, no, the last final, thefinale.
Yeah.
Finance bros.
Oh, because out.
In is bullying.
Cyber truck drivers.
(40:29):
Yeah.
Why festival?
Do I have to be exposed to thisprotractor on wheels.
Disgusting protractor on wheels.
The most.
Obscene looking thing.
I've I've seen, it's like isPhineas and Ferb that has that
giant triangle nose.
I've never, I don't watch it,but I think it's.
I think it's Phineas.
It feels like a Ferb.
I don't know.
It's one of the two.
(40:50):
But that looks like.
Yeah, it's.
It's that knows on wheels.
It's the most insane thing onthe planet.
I was driving to the gym theother day and I saw a.
We could have a whole episode oncyberattacks.
We should.
That'd be funny.
I am known for my head of cybertrucks online.
How dare you festival leave thehouse and expose other people to
this violent act.
Against humanity.
(41:11):
It looks like.
If a car.
Toddler thought of a car.
And then drew it inkindergarten.
And that's what that looks like,and it's horrible.
But yeah, no, I was driving tothe gym the other day and there
was a, It was a plumbing,plumbing, cyber plumbing.
Van.
It was like bedazzled with likeplumbing.
Plumbing dazzled dazzled withlike plumbing, paraphernalia.
No, no, no.
You know, like a decal decal.
(41:33):
Not the right key.
Um, Decal.
And it was like, Ooh, thisplumbing service on the back of
this fucking.
It was like Rob's plumbingservice on a truck.
Fucking Cybertron the cybertruck.
That's horrible.
Like, what are we doing?
What.
Are we doing, what are we doing?
We've lost the plot.
It's so sharp.
Yeah.
That's what I say, whatever itis you want.
(41:55):
Ah, yeah.
It's like you touch the cactusJack to me.
Oh, No.
Okay, well, that was the fuckingins and outs of 2025.
If you have any police come atthem.
And don't make them like, youknow, in reading more books.
Or drink a gallon of water everyday.
The ones I've seen.
You shouldn't do that.
Some have some fun originality.
(42:16):
Be funny.
And being funny.
Do you know what out tellingpeople to be funny?
That was me.
I take that back.
That was horrible.
Hubby.
I'll be so condescending.
We're like don't write y'all laymonitor.
Right.
You're a funny ones instead.
Make me laugh, dance monkey.
This is a comedy podcasts.
Make me laugh.
(42:37):
No, if you have any funny ones,please let me know.
Cause.
Really.
I'm being nice.
I feel like I'm the first, firstepisode I was being.
So like, I'm a fucking gun.
You are.
I know.
Well, good.
At the gut and do one of yourins immediately.
What.
Being a con oh yeah.
Good.
Like the moon.
Great.
My sister in crime and now hascome the time where we to a
(42:57):
quick dinner table.
Game game.
Again, welcome to enable game.
The dinner party game of theweek is would you rather.
Would you rather, would yourather do rather.
would you rather have pubesfatigue or teeth for pubes?
Not think about it long and hardfor teeth.
Or teeth.
For a perfumes.
(43:22):
Pubes fatigue or teeth forpubes.
Definitely teeth for pubes.
Teeth for.
I got teeth for.
Yeah, definitely because.
Not everyone's seeing the pubesever.
So like the pubic area.
Yeah, not, everyone's seen thatall the time, but everyone's
seeing your mouth all the time.
You have like a skeletal massaround your genitalia.
(43:42):
That's fine.
I'll given.
That's fine.
But you could extract them.
Sure.
You can't add your teeth backin.
We could get dentures, but thething is you can't do that.
But, you know, you've got.
I've got big, hairy mouth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And every time you smile, it'slike, it's like, Yeah.
A little like, like it's beendeleted spindly.
Finley's yeah.
Like barnacles.
(44:04):
It's like seaweeds in yourmouth.
We know it's more important tobe pretty.
I think that, you know, youcorrect?
You're correct.
There.
I think there is no right answerfor that one.
It's a conundrum.
Oh, my God.
That was so digging in.
We dug in so deep.
So digging in that was sodigging in when I'm full I'm.
Oh my God.
I'm so full.
I'm so full of your stuff toThank you for coming.
Do a house.
(44:25):
Thank you.
And for pulling up a seat at ourtable, whilst we talked at you.
I hope you talked aboutviolently.
But that'd be kind of weird ifyou did, if you were just like
talking to your podcast.
We just had a segment in themiddle of this episode that
said, take yourself outside andhave conversations alone.
Brewed brew luncheon, luncheonbrewed with us.
(44:45):
On your next walk, brewed withus.
Rude with us.
Let's dig in.
Please do me a favor and rate uson whatever.
Application you listen to yourpodcasts on.
It really helps.
I think, I don't know.
I don't know why.
It does.
Oh, okay.
You can also watch us onYouTube.
You can, you can follow us onInstagram and on tech talk to.
(45:06):
And on tick tock, tick tock.
Follow us everywhere and rate useverywhere.
And then we'll see you next timeand then guess what?
We're going to see you nexttime.
Yeah.
And then guess what.
And then guess what?
We'll see you next time and I'llget the fuck out for whoa.
There's the door.
(45:27):
Safe drive home.
Love you.
It's tough.
It's not the holiday seasonanymore.
Thank fuck.
So never, ever.
Utter those words again.
I have a great long slumber.
See next year.
Or not.
It's 2020.
Five it's 20, 25 currently.
And that's crazy.
It's January as if it's theweather as if it's the way
(00:20):
currently.
It is January, 2025.
The world is on fire.
Do you know, what it kind of isit kind of is fucking cyber
truck just blew up.
Things are going crazy.
I'm here for it.
Welcome back to our.
Fucking
omar (00:34):
podcast,
crazy hair episode.
We're still doing it too.
We kept it going to episodes.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
This one week.
If we gave up early c'mon andwhat the hell do we have?
Do we have to look forward to in2025, we can't keep up with
something so simple.
Second episode.
And what are we digging intotoday?
I think it's on everyone's mindsat the moment, the topic of ins
(00:56):
and outs and Audis.
Yeah.
We're talking about bellybuttons.
any belly buttons in Audi bellybuttons.
They're always out.
Audi ease.
Disgusting.
Sorry.
Do you have an Audi?
That's disgusting.
I've seen some of the mostatrocious Audi belly buttons.
They're probably more clean.
(01:16):
And I don't want to talk aboutthat.
I don't want to, we're talkingabout the ins and outs of 2025,
the ins and outs of 2025.
I don't know how he transitionedfrom new as resolutions to ins
and outs.
But I can take a guess.
I guess the year was 2020.
Okay.
Maybe the beginning of 2021.
End of 2020.
(01:37):
We're in a fucking pandemic.
Yeah, we're in a pandemonium.
We're in a Panorama.
We're in a panini.
I haven't heard these terms.
I know, I know so long.
Trying to be so like quirky.
That just brought me back to ahorrible place.
So, sorry, so sorry.
Everyone was trying to We wereso MURP.
(01:57):
In 2020?
No, I know.
Everyone was wrong with that.
What was wrong with us?
I can tell you a few things.
Anyways.
Ins and outs.
Ins and outs.
We, we transitioned from, let'smake a resolution.
The year is 2020.
And then we decided, you knowwhat, there's no, there's no
point in making a resolution.
Cause what the fuck do we haveto resolve to, everything's gone
(02:19):
to share to, we've gone toshare.
Yeah.
Yeah.
you can't, you can't make aresolution out of shit really?
You could say things you hateand not hate.
Yeah, exactly.
That simple.
To basics back to basics.
Hey.
Hatred and not, I love thathatred and slightly less hatred.
Exactly.
So on that, a very longintroduction.
Let's dig into our ins and outsof 2025.
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well, On the topic of lastweek's discussion, Drudge on
URI.
Which.
It's been a week.
I've had time to reflect.
I don't believe in it.
Failed.
They failed within the firstfive minutes because within the
first five minutes of the newyear, what did I do?
I had a glass of champagne andtwo shots.
Whose fault was that?
No one's fault.
It just happened.
We don't think the blame, wedon't have the cost of blame.
(03:03):
Also.
I never said I was going to doanything.
No, you didn't.
No.
So it's very, that's very Misty,so that's fine.
Exactly.
That's why I said a Misty 20,25.
Yeah.
Okay.
If it wasn't abundantly clearthoughts, fuck it in.
Okay.
And.
I'm Misty 2025.
Yeah.
75 hard.
Yeah, I don't get it.
Seventy-five soft.
(03:23):
I think about when I think about75 hard, what.
Not that people are doing it,but people fucking love to talk
about it.
Oh yeah, for sure.
For sure.
For sure.
It's the same thing with dryJanuary.
People love to check.
I'm like annoyed.
I'm annoyed at myself for thelast week.
I have I'm a new person lastweek was a different version of
me.
Everything I said last week,doesn't count anymore.
And also if you know anythingabout me or if you want to get
to know anything about me, I'mfickle, fickle.
(03:45):
You have one Celsius in yourentire monstrous.
That's fine, but 75 heart isout.
It's very annoying.
And I just hate when people talkabout the things that they're
doing, I'm not telling anyoneI'm doing dry January.
I'm just telling you.
People I'm not drinking anymore.
You literally had to hold anepisode dedicated to it last
week.
It wasn't mine.
It was my choice.
It was your choice.
(04:05):
It was his idea.
Bear in mind, everyone.
Problem.
You're Elia.
The fact that you were lying.
Also bear in mind, this list isgoing to be very like my list
and your list is going to becompletely opposite, very
different, where they're verydifferent people.
go on.
Okay, N is going to lunch aloneor going to a coffee alone.
(04:27):
It's just going to enjoy yourown presence, you know?
Because I think we forget thatwe're our own people.
And we also deserve a date forourselves.
You've got enough voices in yourhead to warrant a conversation
alone.
So you're good.
It's a gaggle of gays andthey're good.
And they're so annoying.
They won't shut up.
And then out as rotting on yourphone for no reason.
(04:48):
We're not rotting anymore.
I hate it.
I hate it.
It makes me feel so bad.
It makes me feel horrible nowthat you're sober.
I love south.
Now that you being so bad, youhave no opportunity to sit and
rock.
I don't need to, it's a waste ofmy time.
I am only on this earth for alimited amount of time and I'm
going to use it.
Thank God.
(05:09):
Not you.
I was like, oh, No not you.
I meant like, do you know what?
Maybe I'll make it shorter time.
It's your time?
Like?
Fuck.
So we're not going to run on aphone.
We're not rotting who wants torot.
We'll get that.
We will get that this list isquite long.
Okay.
Is that all you want to sayabout that?
Yeah.
(05:29):
You don't like writing?
No.
I love a good RA.
I like H do you know whatsometimes when I'm hung over and
it's the, the, the, The climateneeds to be correct.
Like all of the.
The things you need to align forme to have a successful rock
sash.
Okay.
Do you count reading books asabroad?
No.
Okay.
What's rotting, just like beingon your phone.
(05:49):
Being on your phone.
it's really just, when you turnon your little screen, you're a
little baby screen and you dealwith it.
Well, let me look at all thesevideos and it's like, it's just
for here.
You know how I feel sometimeswhen I do that, when I like.
I'm hungover.
Okay.
No, I was saying before, oh myGod, can I ever finish a
thought?
So picture this it's rainingoutside.
You're hung over a shit.
Yeah.
(06:10):
And you just had a really yummy.
Door dash.
I don't fucking know.
And then you're scrollingmindlessly and you're like, this
is the life.
This is the life.
The weather justifies you notbeing outside.
You're hungover justifies younot standing up.
perfect.
Correlation of events.
Occur in one sitting for you toenjoy the perfect decomposition
(06:33):
decomposition.
Yeah.
I feel like the word rotting isthe problem here.
Like let's change it up a littlebit.
Um, We travel a lot.
Very very privileged andfortunate to say that I have
seen.
Many, a plane.
Unfortunately I have also beenexposed.
Violently.
To crowding at the gate beforeyou are.
(06:56):
Group has been cold.
And also we're bleeding intothat one by also adding the fact
that people mostly old whitemenu Fox will crowd around with
hand on hip.
At the, at the bell waiting foryour luggage to come out.
Yeah.
Right at the right, at the, Iwas going to say that.
Goosey right.
Goosey of the bell that Lugosi.
(07:17):
The look, the luggage or.
I see Lugosi.
What's that thing called aconveyor.
Conversely.
Not convulsions convincing.
Perfect.
Right at the conversy waitingfor your
bag to drop.
And then all of a sudden,
all of a sudden you're like, oh,hello, do people forget that
(07:37):
other people exist?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, they.
Yeah, they do do because they'repieces of shit.
They are pieces of shit.
Just sit in your seat or standlike, like, okay, you don't
stand like a foot away from theconversy.
You stand.
Three feet from the conversy.
We'll give it some space, gavethe conversa.
These have room to breathe.
She needs.
Needs to breathe.
(07:59):
And also sit down and fuckingsee at the gate.
What are you doing?
they're calling groups for areason it's organized.
It is organized, but you make itunorganized because you don't
care about humanity.
Wow.
You tell them.
I feel like it's also like avery, a very like American, like
cultural thing.
I don't think they know.
(08:19):
come on.
Maybe they do actually can'tremember because I haven't been
there in a while, but like, Ifeel like crowding around the
gate.
No, that's a very it's humannature to crowd.
You're right.
Okay.
Yeah.
In the same.
Um, Kind of, uh, what's theword?
Vain.
Hello?
These are word in the same vein.
Yeah.
In the same vein.
(08:39):
I was in say category, you haveso many words floating around in
your head and you shouldremember these.
The thing is there's so manywords.
The thing is there are so manywords floating around in my
head.
All at once and at lighteningspeed.
Yeah.
But it's so difficult to graspone in the right moment.
do you know when in hiring partand the philosopher's stone,
when he goes into the, into the,one of the chambers?
(09:02):
And then he has to like go intothe fucking down deep to face.
Yeah.
And then They have to find thekeys.
Yeah.
And then he's like all thesekeys, all of a sudden start
flying at lightning speed.
Find the right one.
Yeah.
And then he's trying to find theone with the crooked wing.
That is my thought.
I'm trying to find the one withthe cookie.
Is that your brain?
That is my brain.
Any given moment.
There are so many things flyingaround in that lightning speed.
(09:26):
Oh, it's just hard to keep up.
And you just had a Celsius, sothey're.
Yeah, I did.
Was that your in and out?
No, that was my out.
Just stop.
Jesus.
My.
Oh,
wait.
Fuck it.
In the same bane.
Do you know, what's in.
Reclining your seat as far backas it can go without feeling
(09:46):
guilty about it.
You paid for that fucking seat.
Keep seeing people in tip top,being like, Hmm.
So I was on a plane and someonewho climbed their seat the whole
way, how in-country I couldn'teat my dinner.
Shut the fuck up.
I shot a point, shut up, thenrecline your
seat.
Pull the tray.
The tray table pulled forward.
If we're all reclined, itwouldn't be a problem.
(10:06):
Everyone's just like.
Like this.
Yeah, 45 degree angle.
Yeah.
I'm like shut up, shut up,complaining festival.
It's out to complain about that.
Do you know what someone, ourclients I see.
So fucking be it just deal withit for that.
It's a plane.
The seats are designed torecline you recline your seat,
(10:27):
expect for people to becomfortable.
It's a plane you're crammed inthat like fucking sardines.
And you did buy an economy seat.
Not me.
But I know you not you, but youdid general.
Perfect.
Okay.
Go.
in his almond milk and out asout to milk.
(10:47):
Controversial because almondmilk is not great for the
environment.
But we're already past that.
I think.
Alma milk.
Isn't good for the environment.
It uses a lot of water.
Fuck the war.
I would say we're in a droughtand I'm like, it's raining every
day.
No.
We're not, no, no, you're lying.
Listen.
And we used to be vegan forthree years.
(11:09):
I paid my dues of caring aboutthe world and climate change and
being individualistic aboutclimate change.
It's the company'sresponsibility now.
I'm going to drink my almondmilk because it doesn't break me
out like regular milk and oatmilk.
Does it?
Those to break me out.
Oh, though.
Cause not good for you or theirseed oils in there.
I was bad.
Regular milk.
Like do like the cows bird flu.
No I'm going to drink almond.
Also.
(11:29):
Oat milk is literally, It'sjust, oh, it's floating.
It's oh, it's it's like full.
Yeah.
Oh, it's like, oh, cause whatdoes it do?
Expect to see glucose?
Oh my God.
You remember that?
I've that girl.
as if like real milk is comingback into like a bond.
And she's like, It's oh, youknow what I mean?
She's not Ali come back heavier.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Down with milk spot.
(11:50):
Can you play.
The one that makes that does.
Like the stomach one, out oatmilk and almond milk.
I don't care.
It's nice.
I like it.
I wanted to quickly add a bonusin, because my oat milk out was
with ins was more me and moreeggs, even though we're in an
egg shortage right now becauseof the bird flu.
I fucking hate bird flu.
I'm even searching for eggs,high and low.
(12:11):
it's like you're going to likethe little, well for water to
find eggs.
So when you're like playing avideo game, you're like on a
quest and you're like, oh, Ican't get the eggs from half to
go to another, like to teleportto another fucking city in
Zelda.
And I need to find out.
Hydro melons.
Yeah.
That's exactly it like
in like the Garuda desert.
And to find like your hygiene,melons.
Yeah.
They're out.
There are the Cara Cara Bazaar.
They're out of the fucking, yougot to go to the stage of
(12:33):
Mullins.
You have to go to.
The fucking, the fucking otherplace, the desert, the, um,
where are other places?
Well, I can't even remember.
I spent a full year.
Playing this game in high role.
And now I can't remember asingle, a single, single place.
I be like, oh my God, my Tabithawheat is running out.
I have to go and get somefucking out from the thump.
That's what it feels like rightnow.
(12:54):
The Zuora domain, and we got toget a whole foods and Safeway
and like the Corcoran cornerstore.
Insane.
And also the only fucking exitare available are the nice exit
we eat.
So that means other people aretrying to eat on ISI.
You know, the vital palms onesthat comes with like a little
story.
Other people are buying oureggs.
Or my eggs.
So the vital bombs ones that.
(13:15):
The fucking the come with thehead of the week.
Yeah.
That's cute as fuck.
Expensive as fuck.
It's$12 for 18.
No.
You know, 12,
No it's 18.
50 cents a day.
Oh no.
75 cents.
Math.
I don't know how to do that,man.
I mean, either.
Or you just do the other wayaround with the cart.
Remember?
I don't cry.
(13:35):
Nevermind.
Okay.
outs, screen time.
Ah, do you need to be sat onyour phone for like 15 hours in
a day?
You literally just had you liketo rot.
And I told you there.
There is a time and a place.
They're just talking about.
General.
Time is when it's rainingoutside.
I'm hungover on the places whenI'm hungover inside and there's
nothing else to do.
So you're talking about like thegeneral screen side.
(13:57):
It's like when you just likehave a regular day and you've
got like, you know, I'm like,why am I like being the most
violated, unproductive I've everbeen in my whole entire life?
Because I'm scrolling on myphone.
Probably sat on the toilet.
Definitely sat on the toilet.
Nothing just like scroll down,like a fucking twat.
Yeah.
And like, imagine I think thiswould really help you.
(14:17):
If you imagine how ugly you lookwhen you're sat there, scrolling
on your phone, on the toilet.
With your pants around your legsand you're sat there.
Nakey.
Like not even doing anything,not even X greeting, you're just
like, fuck.
Don't ever say the word.
on this holy podcast.
Don't ever use the wordexcretion.
(14:39):
Okay.
That is out for 2025.
We're not spending our time justlike scrolling on our phones.
What we want to do is we want tocreate.
More than we consume.
You saw that on Tik TOK too?
I didn't.
I was like, you know what?
I really liked that I'm going tofucking take that.
I'm going to run with that.
I really liked that.
Yeah.
So I'm going to do that whichleads me into my, in which
(15:01):
relates to that.
Brooding in nature.
Go outside.
Put on Norman fucking Rockwellby Lawndale re.
And sit with your, is that whyyou put that?
Yeah.
I did.
And sit with your thoughts.
Hmm.
God damn man.
Child.
And, you know, what.
And just like really enjoy thatspace that you create by
(15:22):
yourself in nature,
smell some fucking leaves.
Yeah.
I'd have a good old time doingthings alone.
It just like brooding byherself.
Thinking this episode was goingto be really short because I was
like, we're going to go throughour list so quickly now.
I'm not even halfway through.
Speaking of brooding.
In is being a cunt.
Oh, I thought you were gonna sayI was being con.
(15:43):
Yeah, but you are, but like, no.
Being a con as in like being abitch to people who are a bitch
to you, if someone's a bitch toyou or like nasty to you via
combat within reason.
Yeah.
Michelle Obama was wrong.
We are not going high.
We're going low.
We're punching, we're punchingat the stomach.
Yeah, because they deserve akick in the balls.
They deserve it.
(16:03):
We jump to the groin.
Yeah, literally.
That'll fix all the problems.
We're too nice.
We're too nice.
As a society, we all need to bemore cunty.
And cons.
Am I out unrelated, but stayingup till 4:00 AM We have no
business being out until the weehours of the morning, go to bed,
go to bed if you're out.
And you're like having a goodtime and you're like, oh my God.
After the bar, we want to go toafters, go to bed, go to bed.
(16:26):
We're adults.
We need to go to bed on time.
It's to be my rule.
I'd be like, no afters.
I have no business being outtill.
Even to.
What happened to that?
I don't know.
But that went out the window.
I don't know, I found Satan.
And, he coerced me.
As he does.
He said, as he tends to do.
As he tends to do that.
That's not me anymore.
(16:47):
You're in new leaf.
I am a new leaf.
A new leaf.
You're like the little guys inZelda, the little, the cork
seeds, the coreq.
Yeah, this is just, I love thiselder references about.
Thank you so much I'm on my ownand put my phone on, do not
disturb because just Jennawhat's Powell being permanently
reachable.
Oh, Got away from me.
Speaking of Well, it was broughtto my attention the other day.
(17:10):
I feel like landlines are back.
Shut up.
I feel like we should bring theland, get rid of the cell phone.
Get rid of it.
Just keep it as a camera.
That's it.
Maybe take socks to.
Did you come?
You just use the digit camp.
Why don't we disconnect?
Bring a landline back.
You can only reach me if youwant to call me directly on this
one number that you have tomemorize, you have to memorize
(17:32):
my number or you don't have itin your phone.
You have to know off the top ofyour head.
I have like an address book andaddress book.
Cute.
That was a phone number book.
Cute.
In high school.
Yeah.
It'd be like, what friend do Iwant to call up today and look
up their name.
That's so cute.
Me with my like six friends inhigh school.
And then if I don't want to talkto you, then you leave me a
message and then I might getback to you.
(17:52):
I might not.
I'm not going to respond to yourtexts.
Sorry.
I didn't check my machine.
Yeah.
Or I was sat in the couch andthe machine was over there.
And.
Like hearing what you said andI'll be like, I don't want to
talk to you right now.
The couches that you right now,I love it.
You're like, no, I'm notpermanently reachable.
That was my bonus, then that wasthe okay.
Let's I like that.
That was in or out, that was inLA.
(18:13):
In fucking ways, rotary phones.
Why, what happened to the roadrefocusing or regressing in
time?
We've progressed too far.
Yeah, I think that's, this isthe peak of humanity.
GBT we've gone.
And too far, we stop.
We're stopping.
VR headsets are we just did a,we're filming a campaign with
Metta and it's actually so fun.
(18:34):
Love you, Matt.
I.
I like jumped off of like acliff.
And I was like, this feels soweird that I could feel myself
jumping.
Not in the K Y S way.
No, not in the real life weknew.
In the matter of us.
And we went to, we were watchingit, the Charlie XCX and choice
Yvonne.
Sweat tour.
Yeah.
But in virtual reality, and Iwas like, the technology is,
this is to future for me.
(18:55):
This is crazy.
But keep paying.
It was really fun.
It was so fun.
I don't think that's so great.
Where was I?
Where were you?
Where was I?
Where are you?
I feel like I had a segue forone of the topics that you said
earlier.
It's a very, very low on thebar.
My bottom of my list, but I wantto bring it to the top and move
around.
Something, I think that shouldbe out there should have been
(19:17):
out a long time ago.
Counsel culture.
Out only because it doesn'tfucking work.
Cancel culture has been outbecause it doesn't work and it
doesn't have the right results.
Seek in our society today.
Instead the in should berevenge.
And holding deep seated grudges.
(19:39):
See if we decide to instead takerevenge on people that rung us
and pisses off, which my list isavid.
Evan ever-growing.
Y then we'll we need to.
The council, the culture causecouncil clutches, like you're
out with everything you don'texist anymore.
No.
In fact, let's Cersei Lannister.
This bitch.
(20:00):
And have you.
Have you shamed all the way fromthe Citadel?
Shame shame, shame, shame, shamefor sure.
No I'm used to like seekrevenge.
Yeah.
Pieces of shit.
Yeah, totally.
Which ones.
Back to your point of beingcountry, to people who deserve
it.
Yeah.
Revenge is in holding a big fatgrudge also in.
(20:20):
Cancel culture never works.
Everyone's back in like twoyears.
Yeah.
No one's canceled.
And then they come by notcanceled my N is rehashing the
same drama over and over andover again with your friends,
the same drama, just the sameone instance that happened to
everyone's pissed off about andhas never been resolved.
Just keep, just keep chattingabout it.
Just keep shitting about it.
(20:40):
You have an example?
No.
Cause what the fuck are you onabout?
Just like the same, like we havethe same stories.
You know, like when you havebrand new thoughts and feelings
on.
Every single moment.
When you, when you have the samethoughts and you just like talk
about the same thing that'shappened over and over again.
Oh, I mean, like we do do thatactually, like, we'll have a
thought like fucking, like whenit was January 1st and we're
(21:02):
like, all we could think aboutwas like, let's see Saddleback.
Yeah.
And then we CA.
Couldn't stop talking aboutthat.
And we did an episode on it.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden, I wasover it.
We just rehash the same shitover and over again.
That's in.
And out is the words, slay andera.
Oh, two words that are out slayhas been out.
And we need a reminder ofjoining the, to the sleigh era.
(21:24):
Late era.
No, my God.
No.
It's so dumb.
It's like, oh my God.
I'm in my plant era.
Oh my God.
I'm in my cooking era.
Like shut up.
Are we 10?
Cooking cooking.
It's like shut up.
Every single day.
I'm in my light bulb era.
Shut up.
Talking about.
The record era leg, shut up.
Just say what you like.
(21:44):
Hey guys, we are in our podcast.
It's so embarrassing.
No slays been out and I justwanted to remind, but Euro is
like newer.
It's like demure.
It's like, that's also out likethese words.
It was out of the minute it wascreated.
Because of the day.
Who did it?
The only person that's allowedto say it, which is incredible.
(22:04):
But with millennials, Yeah, Iknow millennials rule.
More time.
When, what was that?
Was that there was like a,ticktock saying, what was the
thing?
The one thing.
Oh, my God.
I'm having the biggest brainfart.
The thought has, has escaped me.
One of the many keys flyingabout.
I'm flying about the head.
I call back.
Okay.
I love that for you.
(22:25):
Actually I had one similar one,I don't have an in to relate to
this.
One's fine.
But out saying iconic whensomething is in fact.
Not iconic.
Oh my God.
Iconic.
Yeah.
Clinic that was so iconic.
It wasn't.
So I clinic, no, it wasn't.
It's like someone eating like abreakfast sandwich.
shut up.
They're just eating a breakfastsandwich.
(22:46):
but then we stopped sayingiconic it's dumb.
Oh, my God.
I just like went for a walkiconic.
You did the human human thing.
You did a task for the.
Also saying like, oh, that'ssuch a human, like that's so
that's so human.
like, oh, what was.
It was like a tick talk of likewhen a people hugging or
something, it was like, oh myGod, I love humans.
(23:08):
It's like the merch dirt.
Yeah.
It's in the same vein.
I get what you're saying.
And I liked the.
Essence behind it.
But shut up.
If you didn't know already Merckdirt is the title of a category
of fucking loser.
It's the people who didmustaches and like 2012.
And they would be like, oh, Imustache you a question.
(23:31):
But I'm going to shave it forlater.
Exactly.
No, but I know people.
I think a mustache tattoo.
Ah, burn your finger.
Sorry.
Like 17.
The tattoos, not a single one isa must not a single one is a
mustache in that.
That's all you need to know.
(23:51):
God.
Okay.
Did I do that?
No, that was my, that was myiconic out.
Okay.
Out.
Yeah.
Out.
So doing it.
Oh, I don't have any in thatrelates to that though.
You go okay.
I wrote this.
Today.
Because of the egg fiasco,Isaiah in his owning a chicken.
What the fuck it's in eggs areso expensive.
(24:12):
It's so annoying.
Wouldn't you rather just like gooutside to our backyard chicken
out there.
I don't care, but do you knowhow expensive eggs are when you
rather save all the money by onechicken?
And they're so cute.
Do you know how many eggs youeat in a day?
Yeah, why are we talking abouteggs again?
Cause they're my favorite foodgroup.
I love it.
I've been talking about nothingbut eggs.
(24:32):
Oh, my God.
All episode, actually, the oldday, actually all week.
It's a big topic right now, alsoin or deviled eggs.
Sorry about it.
They're in.
They're the bulldogs are themost like American, like this,
the most American thing ever.
You take this and name somethingbad about.
You take this very healthythings.
Sure.
Eggs.
And then you cut it open.
(24:54):
Yup.
And then you fucking shove shitin it.
Do you know how they're made?
Not really.
Okay.
Hugh boil an egg and then youcut it in half and then you take
the yolk.
Pot.
And then you put mayonnaise init.
You take a lot of the Oak parts.
Yes.
There's a lot of Manet's in it.
And a lot of like other thingslike chives and shit.
And then you take a little.
(25:16):
Yeah, you take a little squeezebag and you squeeze it in like,
Like a pipe.
Packed to the MTA.
Yeah.
It is unhealthy, but it'sfucking delicious and it's the
best food on.
It's so good.
You've had good.
The food of your people.
Yes.
Yeah.
Vanilla as fuck.
So good.
Oh, I dealt with.
Oh, my God.
You're in.
(25:36):
Oh, you're in was fuckingchicken.
Man was owning a ticket naggingchickens.
My aunt was only a chicken andthen out is straight guys with
podcasts.
Only gaze that out now.
And women and women.
Yeah, obviously, obviously, nostraight man.
Who's listening to a straightmen podcast.
No one is listening to ourpodcast.
Yeah.
Literally.
Oh, the one that's listening toany, no, no one that has, has a,
(25:58):
a brain cell.
With multiple keys.
The M we just lose our straightman audience if we had any.
The one straight, man, who'slistening to this right now.
Three brothers.
Okay.
Great.
I can't think of any othersapart from my three brothers
that will probably be listingsevery single week.
(26:18):
And I'm so glad that you areshout out to you three.
I call it.
Okay, you go, okay.
I have a great one.
Okay.
I think it like, this is agreat, like, you know, where.
We're like this ins and outslist is like, you know, removing
ourselves from the digital age.
I'm 25.
We're trying to like regress alittle bit.
Yeah.
Vapes have gone too far.
Vapes ha gone.
(26:39):
Far side in the corner of noteven the club.
Why are you in the corner oflike a restaurant or like you're
in.
The gym.
I've seen people in the gym, ourgym, not our gym here, the shit
gym.
Oh yeah.
I've seen a bait flying around.
Oh, you need some app.
Breathe oxygen.
With the oxygen.
(26:59):
That's so weird.
It's crazy.
I also what's so crazy is thatthere are vapes that have the
little screens on them a littletime ago.
Are you playing games?
Playing games with your littleBinky.
A little fucking pacifier.
You need to grow the fuck.
Ah, grow the fuck up.
Literally.
I can say this because I had avery short-lived vape phase.
And it was, you did too.
I.
I did say it was a really grosslabor to air.
(27:21):
It's so fun.
I would see someone with a vapeand I'll be like the only.
Only when we were out.
Yeah, literally, I wouldliterally say what.
That was fucking.
The most insane thing you'veever done.
Really.
The CSO.
Yeah.
That's ridiculous.
Skinny cigarettes.
(27:42):
Okay.
Oh, a menthol cigarettes.
Oh, my God.
Only when you're drinkingthough.
Yeah, not recreation.
you'll list.
So like health and wellness andI'm like cigarettes.
Yay.
I've run the UK.
Yes.
That's smoking when I wasreally, they are consuming.
They are country.
(28:03):
No, I like fully smoking, likefully, fully smoking when I was
like 25.
Yeah.
And the occasional drunkcigarette.
It's one of the most, I'm goingto say it.
I'm going to say it.
Peak human experiences.
I love it.
I'm sorry.
The feeling when you've had likethe it's the it's the perfect
amount of alcoholic beverages toone cigarette ratio.
(28:23):
And you're like, you don't getone or even half of one, you
share it with a friend you'relike, Amazing.
I'm never going to smoke again.
That was all I needed.
Yep.
Perfect.
Yeah, you don't get it becauseyou don't smoke and you never
have.
I have taken some drags, notwell.
I don't want, I don't like it.
You don't have to.
I have to, I don't like smokingand drinking.
(28:44):
I want to be Olsen.
Shut up.
You now that was the fuck.
The same thing you've done in2025 so far.
Uh, I'm just doing it.
Okay.
in is this is a trick that I'velearned recently, which I love.
pretending to cancel all of yoursubscriptions so you can get a
(29:06):
discount on those subscriptions.
Because he was on this, ofcourse, I've done this.
Yeah, but I don't know.
A lot of people don't know.
We could just go onto likeAdobe, Adobe.
listen, you go into Adobe.
Say like, I don't really want mymembership anymore.
I'm just like, not reallyfeeling it.
And they're like, wait, no,don't go lead.
(29:27):
I'll give you 10 months free.
And I'm like, okay.
Yeah, I was just kidding.
Joking.
Okay.
At$15 a month and they're like,woo.
The police will do anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the line I got like 10months free of fucking Adobe.
I do it with every singlesubscription you have and you
save money for like months.
Not Netflix.
There's not enough.
They will give you a fuckingdiscount ever again.
(29:48):
Oh, you're not in the samehousehold pay you pull bitch.
Was that, what was your out?
What was my out.
That was your in.
I've got a lot out.
That's very telling of who weare.
Hmm, my out is buying producefrom trader Joe's.
And if you're buying yourproduce from trader Joe's,
sometimes people cannot affordno, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
(30:09):
There are other places there aresafe ways.
Trader Joe's.
It's actually so good at traderJoe's is known to have the worst
quality produce that molds.
As soon as you fucking a.
In the refrigerator.
Open the door again.
It's moly.
I'm like I bought this like,Cotton of strawberries and I'm
like, oh my God, deliciouscoming to eat them for the next
couple of days.
It has a whole ecosystem growinginside of the colony.
(30:32):
It's absolutely foul.
It's grown another strawberry.
It's grown a whole colony ofstrawberries.
Literally.
It's horrible.
Go to Safeway, same price.
I bet.
Definitely and better produce.
I say it goes Wholefoods.
Best produce.
If you can afford a fuckingwhole foods, get the produce
from there.
Cause that will last forever.
Then Safeway.
Also good doesn't last, nearlyas long as they say.
(30:54):
It doesn't last, nearly as long.
No, trust me.
Trust me.
I was the one in charge of thefridge.
I'm touching the drink section.
Yeah.
And then Tara does horrible.
going to speed around some ofthese, because we're really all
taking the past.
Around.
Oh, I do love lightning round.
(31:15):
I do live lightening round.
Okay.
I'm going to say that, one thingthat we really should have left
in 2024.
Is going to the function just toshow face.
Yeah.
You don't need to see my faceevery single day.
Also, let me make myself alittle bit more exclusive.
Stop going to everything.
(31:35):
And I'm like, oh, I should go.
Which is, cause I want to showface and you're going to go at
like 50% energy, 50% life force.
And you're going to have anawful time.
You being a piece of shit.
And the piece of shit mood isgoing to make other people have
a bad time to stay the fuckhome.
Do you ever want a favor?
Call my landline if you need me.
Please.
You don't even know where thelandline plugs into this house,
(31:56):
where point to the landline.
Oh there, you know what landlinemeans?
It's literally that.
We can have a, can we please?
and instead we're at the bar andbe like, can I have your
Instagram and be like, no, youcan have my landline, so fun.
In, in Irish exiting.
Yeah.
Oh, a hundred percent.
(32:17):
Goodbye.
Fuck up.
Oh, there's a room full ofpeople.
I don't need to say bye to you.
See you tomorrow.
Bye to every single person.
My problem is like, I would liketo say goodbye to everyone when
I leave.
But I just rather, if I have tosay goodbye to 20 people, I'll
see you.
I'll see you the next time.
K Mr.
Popular.
I have friends.
Festival.
I feel like it's just a us thingto call it an Irish.
(32:39):
Exit.
It's also called a friend, checkthat in the UK, we call it a
French exit, right?
I think it's about the peoplethat you hate.
Do the Americans hate the Irish?
I think so.
Do they?
I think there was a time.
Well, the British hate theFrench.
Well, everybody hates theFrench.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, French listeners givea fuck.
Everybody's a French.
I don't give a fuck.
Everyone hates the French.
(33:00):
Why do you hate the French?
I don't know.
Why have you seen them?
Exactly.
Yeah.
Continue.
Continue.
My in is knowing how to cookbecause not a lot of people know
how to cook and it's come to myattention that not a lot of
people know the basics ofcooking.
You don't.
(33:20):
I saw one of those Britishpeople would just put like
frozen beef into the pan thatfelt very attacked and like talk
it.
To me.
Oh, you know how to cook onenight.
You.
I don't have to cook.
I can like know the basics.
I do know the basics.
Yeah, you could, if you wantedto make a meal, you could, I
mean half, but yeah, exactly.
But there are a lot of peoplewho, if they want it to make a
meal, they wouldn't know whereto start.
(33:41):
Yeah, that's kinda crazy.
It's a life skill.
You don't know how to boil waterit's to be human.
It's shot and to cook is to beiconic.
Ah, I'm going to barf.
Out.
Ten-year-olds that's the fora.
Ooh, Bandom Ooh, age limit.
15.
Oh my God.
To be ID, to get into Sephora.
Your parent can go in there andget the things from Sephora.
(34:01):
All you need must be chaperonedone adult to every child
chaperone.
If you are 15 and above, you cango to support a by yourself.
If you are 15 and below, youhave to have a parent or
guardian with you.
I'm.
Goggles.
I'm sorry.
It's really annoying.
And then they, like, they justlike Goggle around and they
like, like taking all the thingsand like smelling them and
(34:22):
putting the grimy little fuckinghands everywhere at night.
Oh God.
The drunk elephant pandemicepidemic.
Yeah.
It's gone too far.
It's gone too far.
It's gone too far.
And you also don't need thatshit.
No, no one needs that.
No, you really don't need that.
I'm so sorry.
I've seen like those, like girlsgetting ready for like school.
And we will not even then thevideos someone wants to check.
Yeah.
Like 12.
(34:42):
12 step skincare routine.
Are you putting acid on yourface?
I don't have a car.
That's insane.
I have not one poor showing.
But you'll do like a toner andthen you'll do it.
Acid peel literally.
What the fuck, literally soda.
And vitamin C One thing.
I think I spent a lot of time in2024 doing.
Yeah.
Cute.
Q sod, violin music.
(35:09):
Yeah.
Or like a full gun.
Was blaming myself for things.
Oh, I know.
So hot.
Oh, just like it's so, sostressful.
And so like, No, it keepsspeaking and I'm doing the
violent.
Okay.
Blaming myself for things thatwere not my fault.
He's the same.
I don't know.
It just sounds melodic.
(35:30):
Cause like it should be amelodic.
It's like, why are we blamingourselves when things are not
our fault?
Because the in should be blamingthe moon.
No fuck that bitch.
Okay.
It's full.
It's her fault.
It's new.
It's her fault.
It's waxing blame her it'swaning.
Nothing is ever your fault.
(35:51):
Why do you like her so much?
Because she's pre.
It's a toxic relationship.
Yeah.
It's love.
Hate.
Yeah.
No, that's fine.
Yeah.
She looks really lovely.
She does like make some such.
Did you see someone on tick,tick?
I was talking about the moon.
They said like, They describedit as a heat.
That's a woman that's for sure.
A woman Luna.
(36:11):
Yes.
Yeah.
That's a woman.
Luna.
Spanish.
What do you want about is a lotof Luna Spanish?
Yeah, I think so.
What's the oldest.
I lose the light Elvis.
Nope.
Louis.
I know Spanish and I took acouple years of it in college.
I don't speak Spanish.
Sorry.
Luna Luna.
That's a woman.
It's a female Walkman.
(36:33):
Sorry, these are for girls only.
Nobody's allowed.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't ever, ever disrespect mybitch like that again?
Yeah.
The sun is definitely a man.
So have you seen it that rage?
Of course, it's a man for sure.
So Brian.
When it like decides it's like Iwas having a bad day and goes
away and then the world'smiserable.
Because it's having a bad day.
(36:54):
Exactly how it takes it out oneveryone else.
Fuck this on fucking son.
Fuck the sun.
Yeah, I do.
So right.
I know she's a little con she'sgreat.
All right.
Blame her though.
Yeah, she is a cot.
Yeah.
Be country in 2024.
Cutting in 2025.
Oh no, I just fucked up.
Yeah.
2025.
(37:15):
be the moon.
Be the moon, be the moon andblame her.
And blame everyone else, exceptfor yourself.
Totally accountability is out.
Oh, we're such pieces of shit.
Aren't.
I've got one more.
You've got one.
If you don't have a day in 2025,what the fuck are you doing?
Just get one from Toshi.
(37:35):
Is that the best, you know whatI really hate.
We like travel.
Oh, I don't have a bad day.
Oh, it's so rough.
It's awful.
Yeah.
It's like using Santera.
And people are like, oh my God,I have a travel day.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm not carrying around.
Travel tushy around with me,like a little tiny little water
(37:57):
bottle with a nozzle on it, justto like wash my bot.
It's so.
So poopy public spaces to cleanit every time you like?
No, no, cause it doesn't, itdoesn't touch your fucking hole.
No, but it touches the toiletwhere the poop of these.
And when you flush the poop, thepoop like goes around.
Why are we talking about.
Poop every podcast.
It's not like that.
I guess it is the portable one.
It's like a, it's like ahandheld bottle and it has a
(38:19):
nozzle.
It's a.
Kind.
So they rebranded do.
Kind off.
Yeah.
I mean, it's an external.
So it's a douche pretty much.
All right.
Yeah.
And the final one, I'm going tosay.
Out right.
I didn't do my out.
You do?
Okay.
Cool.
Then I did, my end was by daysand my out is fine.
My.
(38:40):
Fine.
Oh, I did say this.
I didn't say disconnects.
I don't want people seeingexactly where I am and then
texting me based on where I am.
Showing up where I am.
No that's happened before.
Do you know what Eva justreminded me each time I find
math.
I'm unavailable from here on outfolks.
I don't want everyone to knowwhere I am.
That's weird.
(39:00):
It is weird and I don't know whyI got so.
We got success with them to do.
You're like, oh my gosh.
It's fun to like, know where allyour friends are, but then all
of a sudden why these random.
Any of these rounds people, Ilike I'm out on a night out and
I'm like, ha ha.
That's funny.
Like to be funny to.
Grounded people and you know, soawkward.
Two.
Remove someone from find my.
No.
FI's then.
(39:21):
In the IMS age.
So it says you're stuck therewith.
So stop sharing the locationwith you.
Ah, you will snitch.
You all fucking Spitch by solame eyes.
That is a pick me behavior.
Yeah.
I phone get rid of the fine, mypissed me off.
Delete it.
Can you just delete it?
I don't think so you can get itoff, like you can turn off, but
then the thing is sometimes Iwant to see one of my friends.
(39:45):
We are.
Don't look at where I am,because when I turned it off
now, Can you just turn it offfor other people looking at you.
If you turn it off, you have toyou, then, then I can share my
location.
When you share your location.
No, wait.
I told a lie.
I told a lie.
Share my location.
No.
But I can see where everyoneelse is.
Exactly.
That's what you want.
That's what we want.
Okay, great.
Great.
Yeah, no, I can see where I turnyour invisible.
(40:07):
Yeah.
I'm living in stealth mode.
Perfect.
Yeah.
I love that.
Okay.
Final one final one out.
The ultimate, the final final,the final potential.
The second to last, isn't it?
Yeah, no, the last final, thefinale.
Yeah.
Finance bros.
Oh, because out.
In is bullying.
Cyber truck drivers.
(40:29):
Yeah.
Why festival?
Do I have to be exposed to thisprotractor on wheels.
Disgusting protractor on wheels.
The most.
Obscene looking thing.
I've I've seen, it's like isPhineas and Ferb that has that
giant triangle nose.
I've never, I don't watch it,but I think it's.
I think it's Phineas.
It feels like a Ferb.
I don't know.
It's one of the two.
(40:50):
But that looks like.
Yeah, it's.
It's that knows on wheels.
It's the most insane thing onthe planet.
I was driving to the gym theother day and I saw a.
We could have a whole episode oncyberattacks.
We should.
That'd be funny.
I am known for my head of cybertrucks online.
How dare you festival leave thehouse and expose other people to
this violent act.
Against humanity.
(41:11):
It looks like.
If a car.
Toddler thought of a car.
And then drew it inkindergarten.
And that's what that looks like,and it's horrible.
But yeah, no, I was driving tothe gym the other day and there
was a, It was a plumbing,plumbing, cyber plumbing.
Van.
It was like bedazzled with likeplumbing.
Plumbing dazzled dazzled withlike plumbing, paraphernalia.
No, no, no.
You know, like a decal decal.
(41:33):
Not the right key.
Um, Decal.
And it was like, Ooh, thisplumbing service on the back of
this fucking.
It was like Rob's plumbingservice on a truck.
Fucking Cybertron the cybertruck.
That's horrible.
Like, what are we doing?
What.
Are we doing, what are we doing?
We've lost the plot.
It's so sharp.
Yeah.
That's what I say, whatever itis you want.
(41:55):
Ah, yeah.
It's like you touch the cactusJack to me.
Oh, No.
Okay, well, that was the fuckingins and outs of 2025.
If you have any police come atthem.
And don't make them like, youknow, in reading more books.
Or drink a gallon of water everyday.
The ones I've seen.
You shouldn't do that.
Some have some fun originality.
(42:16):
Be funny.
And being funny.
Do you know what out tellingpeople to be funny?
That was me.
I take that back.
That was horrible.
Hubby.
I'll be so condescending.
We're like don't write y'all laymonitor.
Right.
You're a funny ones instead.
Make me laugh, dance monkey.
This is a comedy podcasts.
Make me laugh.
(42:37):
No, if you have any funny ones,please let me know.
Cause.
Really.
I'm being nice.
I feel like I'm the first, firstepisode I was being.
So like, I'm a fucking gun.
You are.
I know.
Well, good.
At the gut and do one of yourins immediately.
What.
Being a con oh yeah.
Good.
Like the moon.
Great.
My sister in crime and now hascome the time where we to a
(42:57):
quick dinner table.
Game game.
Again, welcome to enable game.
The dinner party game of theweek is would you rather.
Would you rather, would yourather do rather.
would you rather have pubesfatigue or teeth for pubes?
Not think about it long and hardfor teeth.
Or teeth.
For a perfumes.
(43:22):
Pubes fatigue or teeth forpubes.
Definitely teeth for pubes.
Teeth for.
I got teeth for.
Yeah, definitely because.
Not everyone's seeing the pubesever.
So like the pubic area.
Yeah, not, everyone's seen thatall the time, but everyone's
seeing your mouth all the time.
You have like a skeletal massaround your genitalia.
(43:42):
That's fine.
I'll given.
That's fine.
But you could extract them.
Sure.
You can't add your teeth backin.
We could get dentures, but thething is you can't do that.
But, you know, you've got.
I've got big, hairy mouth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And every time you smile, it'slike, it's like, Yeah.
A little like, like it's beendeleted spindly.
Finley's yeah.
Like barnacles.
(44:04):
It's like seaweeds in yourmouth.
We know it's more important tobe pretty.
I think that, you know, youcorrect?
You're correct.
There.
I think there is no right answerfor that one.
It's a conundrum.
Oh, my God.
That was so digging in.
We dug in so deep.
So digging in that was sodigging in when I'm full I'm.
Oh my God.
I'm so full.
I'm so full of your stuff toThank you for coming.
Do a house.
(44:25):
Thank you.
And for pulling up a seat at ourtable, whilst we talked at you.
I hope you talked aboutviolently.
But that'd be kind of weird ifyou did, if you were just like
talking to your podcast.
We just had a segment in themiddle of this episode that
said, take yourself outside andhave conversations alone.
Brewed brew luncheon, luncheonbrewed with us.
(44:45):
On your next walk, brewed withus.
Rude with us.
Let's dig in.
Please do me a favor and rate uson whatever.
Application you listen to yourpodcasts on.
It really helps.
I think, I don't know.
I don't know why.
It does.
Oh, okay.
You can also watch us onYouTube.
You can, you can follow us onInstagram and on tech talk to.
(45:06):
And on tick tock, tick tock.
Follow us everywhere and rate useverywhere.
And then we'll see you next timeand then guess what?
We're going to see you nexttime.
Yeah.
And then guess what.
And then guess what?
We'll see you next time and I'llget the fuck out for whoa.
There's the door.
(45:27):
Safe drive home.
Love you.
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