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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello, welcome back
to Sex Talk with Granny, where
age is just a number.
This is Stephanie, your hostand your granny.
And today we're going to talkabout a vibe a day keeps the
doctor away.
Oh, yeah, it does.
You know.
It's so funny because I'vetalked, I've been, you know,
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doing the vibe a day.
Well, I came up with the sloganfor my own head of vibe a day,
keeps the doctor away.
Oh, sometime in July orsomething like that, june, sorry
, june.
Anyway, my point is I'm old andI lose, I'm losing my brain.
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Okay, no, um, I started bybeing in December of last year.
I was 25 pounds heavier.
I started promoting that andsaying vibe a day and everyone's
like oh, I don't know, avibrator in the vagina or a
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vibrator in the ass for men, fortheir prostate.
I've got a lot of flak for it,in which I don't really care,
because I, my cojones are verybig and I, it's my message, like
it or not, I don't care, it'smy message.
And, um, and that is still mymessage, you got to have a
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vibrator in the vagina and youneed to have a vibrator in your
asshole for the men, for theirprostates, and we'll talk about
why.
But the reason why I did thevibe a day was from some
articles.
Yeah, so we started.
I started doing this withanother lady, shiloh, shiloh and
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um, she popped off and Icontinued and, um, what I found
is that my vibrating a vibratorin the vagina I do it four or
five times a week Um, the thetension in my hips Gone, gone.
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I don't have the tension in myhips like I do in the morning.
So I got, I'm getting rid ofthe tension that I've been
carrying in my body, which hasbeen creating pain, me thinking
I have pain, but really,honestly, it's just things that
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have tension in it.
So don't believe me about thattheory.
But it is true, dr Sarno, backpain no more.
Go look at him.
S-a-r-n-o.
Go look at Dr Sarno.
All his stuff.
It releasing the tension fromareas of your body that have the
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most tension, carry the mosttension, um, in which these,
your hips, your sciatica, allthis down here carries so much
tension.
And but guess what?
It doesn't just release tension.
His theory is you release thetension, you'll reduce the pain.
Definitely true, worked for me.
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But guess what?
The vibrator in the vagina alsobrings blood flow to my vagina.
I'm not having sex, so I needto bring blood flow to my vagina
.
So anyone out there not havingsex, you need to bring blood
flow to your vagina Four times aweek.
You have to.
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It's to think that you can.
Just, I don't want anything inmy vagina.
It hurts, it's this.
Well, you don't have to startout with a big old, honking
penis.
Okay, dick, you could start offwith something super thin,
super thin.
You can even go thinner thanthat.
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There's many devices out there.
So that's pure, pure wrong.
Okay, let's see.
I hear people say oh well, Ijust have a very small vagina.
Yes, you probably do, becauseit hasn't been used.
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But so all the skin is justkind of dead in there.
It's dead.
So just picture a big sloth ofdead, like dead skin, dead
inside tissue.
So it's going to not lookhealthy.
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And so what do you thinkhappens to dead stuff?
Brids, disease, cancer, otherissues prolapse vagina.
Your vagina can fall outbecause the inside muscle, your
vaginas, the muscles, are notbeing worked, so everything's
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atrophied.
Then I've heard this happening.
I'm going to guarantee you 100percent I'm right.
The women that had thoseprolapsed vaginas, I'm going to
guarantee you they did not haveanything in their vagina for
years, years, no movement.
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So I hear people say, well, okay, yeah, I guess I get a start
when I'm 40.
No, no, no, no, no, no, youdon't get it.
If it's not being moved, it'snot being moved, there's no
blood flow.
Okay, so tell me how alsoyou're getting blood flow down
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there.
If you're not having sex,you're not masturbating and
you're not putting a vibrator inyour vagina, how are you
getting blood flow down there?
I don't care if you have sexfive times a week.
Sex is different.
Vibration go read about it.
You can check all my otherstuff on vibrations.
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Yeah, that's different.
It does something different tothe body.
It also will vibrate the otherorgans around it the liver, the
gallbladder.
I mean liver.
The number one reason why we'reall fat is because our liver
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stops functioning properly andmetabolizing food quickly.
So we have lots of issues,since we're just eating this
poor food and not really takingcare of our liver.
Well, what do we expect?
So the one way to get thattaken care of well, there's two
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ways For men and women.
Two ways One for women put avibrator in your vagina for 15
minutes three, four times a weekand get a vibration plate.
You can get them for $55 onlineat Walmart.
You don't need a huge, big,expensive one.
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You don't need it.
I'm not selling it.
I don't have any links to anyvibration plates.
I only have good vibrations onthere because I like to give
people a place to go that isreputable and has good return
policies.
And, yes, I am an affiliate, soI get very little, but at least
I get something.
But I'm referring you to them.
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You've got to put your health asa priority For men.
When you put the vibrator inyour ass for your prostate okay
and use your vibration plate soyou could do your prostate three
times a week, then that'sprobably a guarantee maybe an 85
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to 90% chance guarantee thatyou're going to have an orgasm
in which you will shoot semenout of your penis, in which you
have now unblocked your, yourpenis.
You've unblocked.
There's no cobwebs there.
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That's what I'm talking about.
We've got to get rid of thecobwebs Cobwebs in the vagina,
cobwebs in the penis, in thehole and the prostate.
What are you doing to help yourprostate?
Do you do anything?
You think taking a shit isenough?
No, it isn't you.
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And sticking your fingers upyour ass isn't enough either.
It's called vibration.
You've got to.
Vibration does so much over allhealth, and because I am focused
on our sexual parts, becauseit's what helps make
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partnerships better and helpsyou when you know more about
your body.
So that's why I focus on that.
But I have a vibration plate.
I vibe 10 minutes a day, everyday my back I don't walk like a
duck.
I feel amazing.
All the stuff I've experiencedwith using vibration therapy for
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the last almost a year isincredible Improved sleep mood.
I am on no syntheticmedications.
I used to be on moodsuppressants, none.
High blood pressure.
I don't have high bloodpressure.
In fact, doctors go wow, youhave a really good blood
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pressure.
And for the last year Ihonestly have been like get out
serious.
But God, and one time I evenlaughed so fucking hard because
it was so good and the nurse wasin there and the doctor came
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what are you doing?
I can't believe it.
I'm like I'm using a vibrator inmy vagina for 15 minutes a day,
that's it.
And for you and your buttock,that's it.
And he's like oh my God, I'mdoing it.
So I love it when it's ashocker for some people.
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It's not for me at all.
I mean, I'm super comfortableand but I do get a lot of people
that laugh, but when they starthearing me and talking about
women, we're not incontinent,we're getting blood flow to our
vagina.
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So the risk of keeping thedoctor away for any kinds of
issues down there pretty high.
All right, you're not gonna haveyour vagina falling out of your
hole.
Yeah, your uterus.
I should say sorry, becauseit's not.
You have no muscles in there.
You know You're going toactually start seeing that
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you're losing weight.
Everyone will.
It's part of it.
It vibrates the liver and whenyou do the vibration plate, same
thing.
When you do the vibration plate10 minutes a day, it's like
running on a treadmill for onehour.
That's what it's like.
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Okay, 15 minutes a day for yourvagina vibrator, 15 minutes
three times a week, at least Doit.
And for the men in your asshole, for your prostate, health-wise
, you're going to see.
It's honestly, it makes nosense why you wouldn't do it.
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It's actually.
It's so fucking simple and lessthan 30 minutes in a day.
Now I do more than that.
I still do other exercise andmovements because I have to Yoga
and I move all my muscles.
I get everything going, noteverything every day.
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I do everything in moderationbecause of my health and I take
excellent care of my body.
I have to have no choice.
So a few more benefits of theoverall body and health, your
mood will help, stress level,weight loss Less.
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You won't.
You'll have a better healthissue.
You won't have as many healthissues because you're vibing.
So remember vibe a day keepsthe doctor away.
It's kind of like an apple aday keeps the doctor away, but
there's no scientific proof thatan apple a day keeps the doctor
away.
There is absolute scientificproof that a vibe a day will
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keep the doctor away.
So read up on it.
I've done my own.
All the stuff is over on Reddit.
I put all the links to all thearticles that I read reputable
foundations, colleges, schools,blah, blah, blah.
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Go read about it.
Okay, I'm not selling youanything.
I'm not selling you anything.
This is my concept for betterhealth.
That's it.
And I'm a granny and I'm doingthis because I want to be able
to have my grandkids see videosof me long after I've passed of
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things to that, my way of tryingto just be the best person that
I could, of helping otherpeople on their journey in this
life.
That's it.
I just want people to havehappy, successful lives.
I don't know.
Kind of like boring.
Okay, so there is proof aboutthe prostate, the inflammation
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for the prostate fibritas.
Your prostate will go down, theinflammation will go down.
Cancer is reduced.
It keeps your pipes goingthrough.
We need to keep all that stuffclean.
Get rid of the cobwebs.
Okay, cobwebs, cobwebs, cobwebs, cobwebs got to go.
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Emotionally, you'll feel better.
You'll feel more grounded,you'll feel more relaxed.
Maybe you won't be.
I don't know if you've everexperienced people who haven't
maybe masturbated or had sex ina long time.
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How irritable and eagy andsnappy.
And oh my God, do not tell meyou don't know anyone like that,
because we all do and I cancall it off the back with.
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When I had my kids living withme, I knew it when they didn't
and I would say you know what?
I don't even want to talk toyou anymore.
You sound like you're in a verybad space.
You need to go out andmasturbate and then come down
and talk to me.
And I'm the funniest mother.
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And yes, they did.
They'd go up because Iliterally would not talk to them
anymore.
I'm like no, we're not going tohave an unprotective
conversation, I'm just kind ofbid you that way.
And so, yeah, go upstairs, comeback down and I go oh, do you
feel better?
And they laugh, you know, witha funny smile, yes, and I'm like
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, hmm, see, mom knows best.
Now, what do you want to talkabout?
All right, so that is yourcrazy fun.
Loving grandma on a Vibodaykeeps the doctor away.
Get out there and fucking.
Get a vibrator for your vaginaor your ass.
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For the guys.
Girls, if you want to stick oneup your ass, go ahead, you can.
I didn't know the benefitsabout it, but I could certainly
look it up for you.
And for get the vibration plate$55 on Walmart.
I got a little bit the next oneover and just because I got the
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$55 one for my mom, I got thenext one under $90.
So I mean, come on, you don'tneed to spend $1,200.
So get out there and vibe atday, all right, cause your
granny says that All right,peace out.