Comedic Twists of Couple Conflicts

Have you ever been caught in the laugh riot that erupts from the most innocent of questions like, "Honey, did you remember to take out the trash?" I'm Stephanie Smith, and I've got a treasure trove of tales where that very question turns into a comical clash of wills. Strap in for an episode of 'Let's Talk About Sex' where we're wading through the comedic chaos of coupledom—unearthing the light-hearted truths within domestic squabbles and the punchlines that lead to the classic "and that's when the fight started."

Get ready to nod along and chuckle as I regale you with the quirkiest spats from across the love battlefield. We're painting a vivid picture of those oh-so-relatable moments, from the social security office mix-up that led to an unexpected punchline, to the high school reunion that turned into a roast session for an unsuspecting ex. These stories aren't just for kicks; they're a mirror to the funny bone of relationships, showing us that sometimes, the best way to weather the storm of a lovers' quarrel is with a hearty dose of humor. Join us as we play the symphony of spats that remind us that while love may be blind, it's certainly not deaf!

12/30/23

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and all the
lovers out there who can turn asweet nothing into a full blown
courtroom drama.
Welcome to War of the Words,the couple's choral chronicles.
Welcome back to let's TalkAbout Sex with Stephanie Smith.
I am your host, coming at youlouder than your partner's last.

(00:25):
I told you so.
In today's episode we'll bediving into the treacherous
waters of domestic debates,where a misplaced fine can
detonate the silent treatmentbomb and a wrongly interpreted
do whatever you want Could meanyou'll be sleeping on the couch
for a week, oh joy.

(00:46):
So fasten your seatbelts andremove all sharp objects as we
embark on a journey to decodethe mystic art of turning.
Did you take out the trash intothe next World War III?
Remember folks.
Love may be blind, butneighbors aren't deaf.

(01:06):
Let's get ready to rumble inthe jungle of jumbled jargon.
After retiring, I went to theSocial Security Office to apply.
The woman behind the counterasked me for my driver's license
to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets andrealized I had left my wallet at
home.
I told the woman that I wasvery sorry, but I would have to

(01:30):
go home and come back later.
The woman said unbutton yourshirt.
So I opened my shirt, revealingmy curly silver hair.
She said that silver hair onyour chest is proof enough for
me as she processed my SocialSecurity application.
When I got home, I excitedlytold my wife about my experience

(01:50):
at the Social Security Office.
She said you should havedropped your pants.
You might have gottendisability too.
And that's when the fightstarted.
My wife and I were sitting at atable at my high school reunion
and I kept staring at a drunkenlady swigging her drink as she
sat alone at a nearby table.

(02:12):
My wife asked do you know her?
Yes, she's my old girlfriend.
I understand she took todrinking right after we split up
those many years ago and I hearshe hasn't been sober since.
My God, said his wife.
Who would think that a personcould go on celebrating that

(02:36):
long?
And that's when the fightstarted.
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason,took my order first.
I'll have the strip steak,medium rare, please.
He said aren't you worriedabout the mad cow?
Nah, she can order for herself.

(02:57):
And that's when the fightstarted.
A woman is standing nude lookingin the bedroom mirror.
She's not happy with what shesees and says to her husband I
feel horrible.
I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me acompliment.
The husband replies youreyesight's darn near perfect.

(03:21):
And that's when the fightstarted.
I tried to talk my wife intobuying a case of Miller light at
1495.
Instead she bought a jar ofcold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would makeher look better at night than

(03:42):
the cold cream.
And that's when the fightstarted.
My wife asked me if a certaindress made her butt look big.
I told her not as much as thedress that she had worn
yesterday.
And that's when the fightstarted.
I asked my wife where do youwant to go for our anniversary?

(04:04):
It warmed my heart to see herface melt in sweet appreciation,
somewhere I haven't been in along time.
She said so.
I suggested how about thekitchen?
And that's when the fightstarted.
My wife and I were watching whowants to be a millionaire, why

(04:25):
we were in bed.
I turned to her and said do youwant to have sex?
No, she answered.
And then I said is that yourfinal answer?
She didn't even look at me thistime, simply saying yes.
So I said then I'd like tophone a friend.
And that's when the fightstarted.

(04:46):
So I hope you enjoyed some ofthese coral chronicles that I
have put together from a sitethat I follow.
Enjoy.
If you have any more, pleasesend them.
I would love to do anothersection of these, but that's it
for now, folks, bye.