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Oh, Oh yeah. Whether it's a beer or a shot or
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once again to the Level 857 video game podcast.
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welcome back. And we are your host, as always,
starting with me. Algae 857.
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Stallion sticks. Turp away first.
And your boy Big chop? What up?
Hot *** dog. Oh yeah, we got some peeps in
the chat. Hell yeah.
Who got who got who got? We got Solomon McNeil.
We got JL Draco. Draco.
Jesus, and we have. The Drago.
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Jesus, all right, and we have Lord, your problem.
Oh Lord, where is he? It's the law told you told.
You gotta do it again. Got.
To start with somebody. Everybody can get their
headphones back on now. Yeah, yeah.
Hi guys. Oh, I got to fix these things.
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Yo welcome back everyone. Coming in, What's going?
On that's what she said. Listen, hell yeah, man, she
didn't say a damn thing. How's everybody doing?
How's everybody? Doing Yeah, I'm great.
I'm doing good. A lot of stuff happened this
week. Yeah, you don't say.
A lot of news, but you know, we got to, we got to, we got to get
these shots. That's the only way to start.
Paul C in the chat. What's going?
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On what up Paul C talking about mutant style?
I mean, Paul C's on point for once.
Do that shot put him in time outfor 5 minutes please.
It's a week. Desperate needs this shot right
now. Let's.
Do it man. We got a it's a plum flavored
sake. Oh really?
Cheers y'all, Cheers. You got them?
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Drink responsibly, yes. Cheers.
Cheers. It's not beers.
Sake. I might steal that bottle.
That was nice a good. I even got one myself.
Y'all yo, he's not choking. Oh.
My God. I was like.
Juice. That's dangerous, man.
And that's 12%. Dude, that's.
Yeah, it tastes like it tastes like apple.
Juice. There we go.
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Wow and y'all know my reaction? Oh my God, jeez.
Oh, we. Got so that's so delicious,
dude. It's.
Like a high seed box? No, it really does taste like
juice and that's 12%. I will probably kill the bottle
on the pocket. Holy. 12% Wow.
That's going to sneak up on me, man.
Oh, guys, I don't know. Be very careful.
I'll be very careful with the. I might end the stream y'all.
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Might end the. Stream halfway through.
Paul C said for once, I'm never wrong, Mr. Mid Boss.
Yo-yo something like. This y'all never let y'all never
let that one. I love our check because there
is feisty. I blame Cafe Fox.
He started it. Yeah, me too.
Me too. It's like.
Fraster mid boss should be a doll.
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Mr. Mid. Boss, it's like we're friends
like this who needs enemies? They're haters.
You got them built into the chatwe.
Got them built into we. Need that plushie?
You definitely need that Mister Mid boss plushie.
Yo, could we make one? That would be.
Fucking for me yo. That would sell millions.
No, not really. Oh, shut up.
See, you were here. There.
Goes Kathy Fox. There you go, Kathy.
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What? Up.
Oh God. Speak of the devil, and he shall
appear there. You go all right.
But yeah, we didn't play that much, but we still got to talk
about it starting with the Co-op.
You guys played Adam of Flux? What up?
Bizarre. Bizarre.
What up, What's up, What's up? What's?
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Up Adam of flux. Yes, indeed we did.
I like that game man, I really do.
That shit is Metroid. That is so Metroid.
Multiplayer Metroid. Multiplayer sword with a bow and
arrow and a sword or a blade or a lightsaber, whatever you want.
SO1 character has the sword and the other character has a bow
and arrow. Yes, ice.
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Cafe. Cafe.
What do you say? What do?
You say cafe said chalks the midballs, but the rest of the all
of the grunts, Hey, but we. Come back every stage word.
Like the grunts in the streets of H4 with the the the the knife
that run at you. They're the worst in the game.
Well, that's not the Donovans, right?
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It's the other guys, yeah. Galcia, whatever his name is.
Yeah, I'll be the happy that guy.
Actually, I'll be the guy who does the slide with the.
Yellow. Oh, that would be you, no.
That yellow signal? Yeah.
Well, that would be him. What was the the some highlights
of the game that you guys? I like it's sci-fi.
Listen, you like sci-fi. This is the game for you.
And if you could leave people with.
No, check it out. Look.
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Look how it goes. Split screen.
Oh, a little screen pops up and you could slip.
See your. Yeah, yeah.
It's just fucking crazy. I've never seen that before.
That's interesting. Yeah, like that's dope.
I was like, yo, that was fuckingseamless.
What they've done since, like the demo, it's it's crisp.
It is very crisp. Like everything looks beautiful.
The artwork looks dope. It's very like, you know, you
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try not to pay attention too much, but you have to pay
attention. It forces it forces you because
we kept getting lost. I'm like, maybe we should start
paying attention to what the fuck they're saying because you
can't just run to room the room and start attacking people.
But it's pretty fucking dope when like, you know, you're
searching for shit. You're doing like these little
side quests, and then like when you get to a room of enemies,
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the music intensifies and the more enemies that come in there,
they're different parts of the track play.
Yeah. More drums.
Yeah, more drums and guitar popsin.
It's like what the fuck? And it makes your heart pound.
It's like. Then you see your energy go
down. Yeah, yeah.
It's it makes you stressed. It's kind of like a Metroid
Resident Evil type thing becauseit makes you stressed out when
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you're in these fucking rooms. Like Metroid Red.
I've never played it yet, but because the Nintendo just keeps
it so high in price that people like me can't afford it.
Wait, wait, wait. Nintendo with high prices.
Could you believe that? I never seen that before.
You got priced out? Really.
That's. Completely strange and alien to
me. Yeah, I don't do something.
Like that they don't do something.
Like that? No, I've never heard.
Something like that. That's not Nintendo.
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That is true, but me, me and Sticks got to the the same boss
that we fought in the the demo and we beat them in two tries
because we played them. Before, yeah, it all came
rushing back to us. Yeah, it's like we got this.
We. Got but it's a very charming
game man. They got like some anime
cutscenes mixed in there. Value's pretty high.
Yeah, it's fucking awesome man. I'm a big fan of it and shout
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out to the developers. Oh, shout out to JL Draco real
quick. He said yo, Alvin taught me how
to draw people from bird's eye view perspective in high school
and he does that shit all the time.
I. Remember that man.
Yo Draco man, thanks for coming through dude.
Appreciate you. Blast from the past.
I know that that kid could draw,man, that dude can draw.
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We were all geeks in high schooljust Oh yes, yes, we were
drawing. But we still draw today.
Dan I. Was not an artist in high
school. I played clarinet.
Not bad. Not bad.
I put those crickets and you throw the fucking.
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The silence right after it was perfect.
I would we instantly were looking for a button.
I was like, I got to have a button right now.
Too much of A. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and
gentlemen, welcome to the Level 8 podcast where all the Co hosts
are pieces of shit. These are good friends.
These are girlfriends. It was too much of A silence in
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between us. She.
Said I used to play the cat right there.
Silence. I'm looking for a button.
You're looking for a button. Like I was like, Oh no.
It's crazy when you're in a roomwith people for so long and you
don't smell it, but then they just show you that they're.
Piece of shit. This is crazy.
This is insane. I'm like, sweating.
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Right now I felt your pain and it's like the long.
Silence. I was like, oh, here we go.
You knew it. No one responded in a second.
You're like, fuck, here they come, these pieces.
Cafe Fox play trumpet. There we go.
Trumpet's cool. Good shit.
Trumpet's cool. It's good to learn.
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Instruments. It's a It's a good.
See Saxophone's dope. I always wanted to do the piano.
Never. No, it's too complicated.
I've never played it in elementary school or high
school, but I do play classical guitar, acoustic.
I learned. Yeah.
Not bad. Yeah, that's.
Right. I've seen people play that.
I've seen, I've watched people. Things amazing.
I tried. It's like drunk.
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They have to. Put 30 lbs of pressure man per
finger man on the strings. Got to build up the calluses on
the fingers. Anyway, isn't that interesting?
With hell yeah. That's right, looks like doing
something else right there, like.
Playing the Trump. No, it's not playing, I don't
know, playing with something else, Playing with something
else. I know what that is not.
That is not playing the guitar, dude.
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This is not playing the guitar. Does that work?
I've never done that. That's a different.
Air guitar man. We are derailed.
All it took was this damn shot chalk.
Hey guys, what game? What games do we play?
Yeah, well, I was going to say chalk, take us back to the OK,
put the train back on the track.Cafe Bus says he's playing
marble. Marble wobbles.
Marble wobbles which? Is the name for marble rivals,
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yeah. Marble rivals?
I've been very busy behind the scenes working on the channel
and didn't really get a chance to play anything, but Chalk did.
And Fighter Fridays was interesting, right?
Yes, it was. It was fun, all right.
It was fun, all right. This is the warm up.
So this is you this. Is well talk about.
This isn't where all the good stuff.
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Is but mass producer. Yeah, we we had fun playing this
game. We had Turbo show up, we had
Hyper Slap show up, we had Slamble show up.
Slamble showed up to be dominated, as always.
Not the entire time I stole one from them.
Oh nice. He came in later, he came in
later in the stream. I had some foul knockouts on
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him. That was great.
I was, I got him really good. He never saw a Mega Man before.
So it's probably now saw my MegaMan, now it's now people are
getting used to him. A little bit, a little bit.
No, he's still nice. He's he's still top tier.
He's like, you know, hyper slap,like they always come in and you
know, they're going to, you know, it's going to be, they're
always going to be, yeah. It's like they're always going
to be a problem, you know, and you have to watch out for both
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of them. So it's like, yeah, it's always,
it's always great fighting them,you know, but you know, Chalk,
you played hard. We we all played hard.
It was really, I was Violet. I was being a scumbag.
I was like, oh, everyone's fighting over there, arrow,
arrow. And it was, you know, I, I think
I caught somebody. So what's up?
Jay Lewis, Father Lewis, I caught somebody foul.
They're trying to come back to the stage.
It's called an arrow in the throat and die.
No, that's something rewarding when you're bi left and you pop
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someone in the mouth with an arrow.
It's fucking dope. It's.
It it really is. I had pretty cool Samus wars
with Hyper Slap. That was fun.
Let me guess, it was dark. I I kept we kept getting each
other with foul last combos. They were both Samus and they
were both regular Samus. Oh shit.
And they hit each other with like hyper slap, kicked him,
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kicked Turbo out with one move and won the match.
Then to win the next match, Turbo kicked him out with the
same move. I was like poetic justice.
That was, that was a nice back and forth and I was just like,
OK, I was like, this was, it wasa good time.
It was a good time. Yeah, man.
And yeah, I stole a couple ones.So I didn't.
I didn't stay defeated all match.
I mean, I saw that Chuck win. You went in the show.
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I was like. Are you able to show it?
I was going to. Turn that shit off, actually.
Before actually won kind of early and I was like, oh, the
end of the screen. Playing another game.
Yeah, we done. We.
Done. You also played and is this
true? You played Sunset Riders?
Yes, I did. Oh my goodness, what made you
play this? I bought it on PS5.
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Oh wow. Oh.
Yeah, it's, it was like 8 bucks.I was like, this game is so
silly. It's a classic.
Yeah, it's going to go for like 300 bucks online or something.
I put a real card. Yeah, probably super.
Expensive for the. Sunset, right?
The board. Yeah, this game is, it's stupid
fun. It's a, it's a, a Western and
it's silly. It's mad fun.
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This game was built to steal your money.
Oh yeah, all arcades are. I was playing.
I mean, you have infinite lives,yeah, but this game was built to
steal your money. What do we play?
Did we play this and and they like let us have infinite if it
continues then one stage and said no more and we died
instantly yes. Oh it was for the switch.
I think it was a switch version.The remake I think.
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Yeah, it was a remake of the Switch, the Switch version that
Yeah, it was stupid hard. I hate when.
They they did fix it though. They did fix it, Yeah.
They passed it. Even on normal that game is
super. Difficult it was.
It was like ridiculously tough. I'm like what the hell?
Yeah, for sure. And they didn't give you
continues either. I was like.
That's a game. Any game that does that, I will
never beat. It wasn't meant to.
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Any game to the last stage and they don't give you any more
continues and it's game over. Yeah, you will never see me beat
that. That's one of those.
Just enjoy the first two stages.Yeah, just enjoy the first two
'cause you're not getting further.
Nah but I played through the whole game and the stereotypes
they threw in that game. Oh I love some.
I love to see some man. Same here man.
I love stereotypes is. The 90s, Yeah, he'll give.
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Me all the funniest joke ever, man.
Give me, give me all those stereotypes.
Offended everyone. They were just jokes.
Sure did. Yeah, yeah, they were just
jokes. Exactly jokes.
Yeah, don't look like you just pissed out.
Yeah, right. Yeah.
And of course you played my Marvel.
Mobble. Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble,
mobble. I love that game.
Dude, they started. Wobble, wobble.
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I got 2, didn't start yet right?Season 2 starts on Friday.
That's how is it a frost? That's Friday.
Season 2 starts on Friday. Season 2 starts.
On Friday, did you not listen? I've seen so many videos on
there. All day.
Well, no, I mean, the developersprobably release it to some
streamers early so they can. OK, yeah.
So they can get the content and whatever.
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But the actual drop is Friday. Yeah, actual drop is Friday, but
yeah, this game is still mad. I got the I got the Ronin skin
for for Hawkeye. It looks so dope.
Oh, there's a Ronin skin. For that, really, That's fine
dude, it looks dope. I think it'll go Hawkeye match.
Dope. Oh yeah, Hell, guy's always fun
to use in this game. Dope, dope, dope.
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It's so rewarding shooting someone in the head when they're
flying. We gotta play this again soon,
yeah, Gotta get on. Yeah, I miss playing this
actually. Yeah, man.
We gotta play this Hell Divers. Hell Divers is a special funny
game. Like we have to have to stream
it and entertaining. It's just some silly ass shit
that goes on in that game. But yeah, I'm looking.
Forward to Emma Frost. Yeah.
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There's a Ultron Ultron. Ultron is, yeah.
And Ultron is going to be a strategist.
Sweet, of course, that makes sense.
Strategist. I thought it was.
Going to be a tank, no, No tank,huh?
No tank. And Turbo, how far are you in
Xenoblade Chronicles? Future redeemed.
I'm almost let me see with that.I am almost just put that in 14,
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58. I am almost done with it.
I think, I feel, I feel it all. Right.
I just didn't want to spoil it. I put it.
I can feel it in my place. I'm I'm closely in, I'm on
prison island. I think that's supposed to be
like the last location or something.
I put they, they, I know I'm close because I'm like 30 hours
into it and that's DLC. That's the DLC scenario prequel.
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So it's your Monster Hunter. Some bosses look like they
belong in Monster Hunter though.But.
Capcom made this. Let me stop.
I'm. Trying to it does look like
monster honor at times, especially what what is it?
Xenoblade Chronicles X, which has just come out for the
switch. I want to go from this to that.
And I, I was saying the other day, I'm like, I'm feel like I'm
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always playing a Xenoblade Chronicles game.
I don't I don't think I take a break from I'm oh, every time I
beat one, I play another one, you know, and I think as soon as
this is done, I'm going to get the other one.
No, actually, I might wait. I told it's.
Going to be 60 frames on a switch too so I'll probably wait
till I get the Zeoblade Chronicles X.
Let's, let's do, let's have a bet right now.
Let's see how, how many, how soon is it going to take for you
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to beat this game? Let's put money on this.
Let's put money on the line. I'm going to.
I should be able to beat this DLC before the end of the month.
Yeah, it should. All right, you hear it.
You hear it here, folks. It should be the end of the
month. He claims he will beat this
game. Yeah.
It's gotta be. RPGs man anyone disagree?
You never could. I disagree, but.
I'm starting price 5 but it takes.
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It takes me a while. I know, because I play like so
many of them at once. I'm still playing Odyssey,
Assassin's Creed, OK, you know, it's like, and that game is a
slog. Oh, there's a lot too much
content. That game they made, they made
too much. 300 the game just skipit man it.
Is I can skip an assassin? Once you play Mirage, you're
going to be like, it's going to shit all over, dude.
I'm going to be like, wow, this is what, an Assassin's?
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Creed is like, dude, I played the Assassin's Creed Chronicles
games. I still have to beat the Russia
one. I beat the I1, I beat the China.
Yeah, I think China one's best, but they're both good.
China 1 is the best. One, I think it's probably the
well, the Indian one was good too.
He's got some more never played stuff that you can do.
But it's it's a tough game and Irecommend him despite how people
have trashed in the reviews. But it's Noble Chronicles 3
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Future Redeemed. Yeah, it's, it's got to get
beaten soon. I got to get.
I got to get to to X as soon as possible.
I mean I was like 8 years ago. What X?
The one you're playing. Yeah, that's right.
For the Wii I own. I own it for the Wii U, but I've
I've never beaten it. I've never beaten it and I've
never dugout the Wii U to play it again because I want to get
on the Switch. That Wii U's.
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Dead. Where is that thing anyway?
It's somewhere around. Never turn on.
I sold mine man and I regret it.You regret it, I don't.
Regret it man, I sold mine I. Sold mine for $1000.
I jail broke mine and when I sold it and I'm like why did I
do that? Wait, why?
$2000. Oh. 2000.
What are you the count? He's saying, I think he's.
Just saying numbers I they have no relevance.
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I said 1000 chalk was like say it again.
That was like 2000. Thank you.
You get he all. Right.
What else you been playing? Oh yeah, that.
Was it? That was it.
That was it. Yeah, it's.
Sticks. Yeah, I got some some
interesting games here. Samurai Showdown special.
Samurai Showdown 5 special Yeah,I was checking out MAME which is
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a. Mame.
Arcade emulator I got and I was going through the games because
I had a ton of stuff that I didn't want on there.
So I was like I'm deleting, deleting, deleting, deleting and
I was like let me check out someof these fighting games again.
I haven't seen this in a while. And yeah, I don't think I've
ever played Samurai Showdown 5 at all.
I'm not sure what they changed in the special edition, but I
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came out later. I know that.
But I got through it. I got to some boss and I got an
ending, which is kind of lackluster.
And I was like, OK, Samurai Showdown 2 is still the best,
but you can chop people in have and it's hilarious and you can
do that in the older ones, but it just looks funny in this.
Yeah, but I picked some new characters and I was like, all
right, all right. It was like a evil.
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Was it Hammer his name? I forgot his name.
Hamaru is it? Something like that.
Hamaru, like the main dude Hamaru, he's a zombie, purple
zombie in this. I'm like, that's S&K for you.
Yeah, yeah, always. Yeah.
Because I was looking for him. I was like, where is he?
Where is he? Like a demon?
And I was like, all right, I don't know the story in this,
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but yeah, lackluster ending. Boss, I didn't know was the
boss, 'cause, you know, I was waiting for her.
I was waiting to get cheated, right?
And I just ran through that gamelike nothing.
I was like, oh wow. So it's not a true SNK boss I.
Was like this must have came outfor PS2 or something.
Yeah, a true SNK boss is impossible to be.
Yeah, you're not. You're not beating not on B.
True SNK boss serves you a soul crushing defeat.
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Well, this leads me to the next game.
OK, the next one is Matramele. Cool.
Which is there we go Power instinct I believe, right?
But it was called Metro Melee when I was playing it.
Never played this. I was not that character, but.
Is that a grandma? Yeah, it's a grandma.
Funny ass funny ass character. Yeah, but teeth at him, she
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just. Spit her dentures at him.
Yep. She spits the dentures.
I never saw the game. It was pretty, it was
interesting. It looks like Mark of the
Wolves. Got some cool combos in it and I
was like all right, let me see if I can beat this.
Yeah. Doing all right.
OK, you. Know they put up a fight and I
was like all right all right I can I can get this.
I still no credits. I still got through to the last
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boss nothing huh got to the lastboss.
I will never play this game again ever ever.
That was the cheapest boss I have ever seen in my life.
That's a true SNK boss right there.
Dude. It was some little.
Girl, it was some little corny girl doing magician tricks and
she kept calling this genie out of a box and she was damn near
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invincible every time. And I would stand on the other
side of the stage and it would still hit me even if I was
blocking. I was like, dude, this is
annoying. You jump in the air, same move.
It's the same spam move the whole.
You can't touch her. Can't.
Throw nothing at her, you can't jump at her.
Just can't do nothing and that Iwas like do I tried like just
for like 1/2 hour like I got to beat this game because I don't
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ever want to play this again andpick different character
nothing. Let me see if I can find it.
Is it ending on here? It's a little, it's a little
girl. It's so cheap.
Is this it? Yes.
Yes, that's her. Yes.
She doesn't look too bad. Dude, let me stop now.
They're all tough. Frog and it's.
Garbage. I was going to say, oh what
other SNK? There it is.
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There it is. Garbage.
She's just. Constantly.
Oh, so it's just she's just doing magic shit on you,
constantly throwing frogs and throwing.
I don't know what she's doing, but do the move, do the move,
there's. About to lose yo what is that?
It's. Cheap two hits.
Oh my God. Two hits.
Wow. And she does that just
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constantly two times. Does she recharge energy?
Time's up. You lose.
You lose. Yeah.
Damn, no, never. I ever want to see that's cheap
looks. Like we got to spam projectiles
against her. Yeah, exactly.
If we throw 10 projectiles, I wouldn't know, old lady.
Those I don't know, man. Yeah, not trying that.
I throw some teeth at that bitch.
I don't recommend that game Power Instinct.
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I didn't even know it was that. You also played some
Transformers I. Did I did I played Transformers
War For Cybertron because I was like these games aren't for sale
anymore I should probably make sure I have these.
So I tried it on Xbox 360. This is all emulation by the
way. It's on PC because you can't buy
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it. It's not my fault.
Do you listen? It's Activision's fault.
I was like, let's give it a shot.
I saw it and I thought it lookedcool.
I got pretty far a couple of stages in and I was like, cool,
let me put the cinema. I was like, I think I was just
past that part. Game just shut off right here.
Right here, just shut off. Shut off.
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They put a switch on that shit. No error, no nothing.
Wow. Out the game.
I was like, oh word. They put a glitch in that shit
because they they knew you weren't playing on the hardware
man. I tried to start my save again.
Yeah, stuck on loading. I was like, oh word.
Oh wow, I was. Like looks like I'll be famous
on PS3 so I. Haven't got to start over again.
Well, I wasn't super far. I was like maybe 30 minutes, 45
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minutes. In not too bad.
Good. But I'm going to do it on PS3
now. Yeah, I got the way to do it,
man. For both those games too.
Games of shit that's. Pretty cool, I've started the
other one too. I know which one was first
again. Was it fall Cybertron?
Wars, wars and fall. Of false.
OK, Yeah, that's that's the problem with digital man.
I was Megatron and I was like, Idon't remember this game started
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with Megatron. Like like what?
You go bubble be jumped up. I was like, Oh no, this isn't
the right game. It was cool also, but it was
after that so. That's that's the problem with
digital man. They can always take it away.
I mean it's possible. They can always take.
It away always get it again on APC.
Well, this game you can play this game physical.
It's not delisted. You can only play it on a
(23:55):
freaking Xbox or Xbox 360 or PS3.
Yeah, it's like it's it's not been well for a short time.
It was on like Xbox One and PS4 for like a short time and it
went away. They took it.
Off the freaking store. You have to buy a physical
version. Game preservation is on APC,
it's just this. Not all the time.
There's some games that are delisted on console and then
(24:16):
they're also delisted on PC. No, no, I'm talking about the
only way to get it right. You can't get it right, Right.
Right. On the PC, though, right, Right.
That's how you have to save all these games, yes.
But yeah, that's all I played this week.
There's other stuff I need to get to, but I was going through
about 8000 games so so long, butnot in this process that I had
to break up with playing something.
(24:36):
You know you got to go back to right?
The same thing this week. You gotta go back to the game,
man. Ohh, I knew that.
Let's get back to. Mordor back to Mordor.
Gotta get back to Shadow of Mordor.
Man, that game is a freaking master.
Yeah, it's awesome. Back to Mordor.
It's the most underrated freaking game.
It's not underrated. It gets us flowers.
It gets us flowers. Underrated.
You didn't play it. You're not allowed to.
(24:58):
Can't talk about you cannot say a word about that game.
Just because I haven't played itdoesn't mean it's not relevant.
No, you refused. You refused to play because it's
not 60 frames. I need 60 frames.
It's not 60. Frames I need.
For that one I need 60 frames. You're not going to get it.
It's relevant now. Maybe on a switch too.
It'll be 60. No, you're not going to get it.
It's not going to happen. It's relevant now because the
company's gone. Yeah.
So unfortunately, yeah, it's like little 60 frames.
(25:22):
Gerald I played same thing Ayudin Chronicles there it is
got like. Ayudin.
Two more hours in, actually got the there's like 3 of the main
characters. Two of them finally linked up.
OK, so their, their party's actually linked up with the main
characters party. So I heard you were a little
frustrated before. Yeah, 'cause I was, I was in a
(25:44):
dungeon that like has like different levels and like, it's
like in a forest and like these plant things will shoot you to
another area of the forest, but it'll be up a level.
But while you're trying to figure out the scheme of which
direction you're going, you're getting stopped every 15
seconds. So I had fantasy *2 flashbacks.
So I was getting mad. I'm like, dude, you're stopping
(26:04):
me every, I'm, I don't know where I am anymore.
I'm like, what the fuck? But see, that's the thing about
starting like JRPGS, man. It's like once you start that,
you're in it for like 40 hours plus, then you get lost, you
know, and you gotta get like immersed in all that shit.
But like, I mean, the game's still dope.
It's still, it's still fun. I murdered some boss who was
cheating. Boss fucking attack 6 times in a
(26:24):
turn how you attack 6 times. That's when you were frustrated
because I know you were. I heard I was doing something
else, but I heard you like really frustrated with something
dude. Dude he was doing some random
shit like arc the lad. I'm like Oh no, I'm like trying
to wait for my dudes to attack. He's like no I'm attacking.
No, I'm attack this person. Oh you're dead now.
Oh just keep doing this. I'm like what the fuck is this
but his bitch ass? Slowed down.
(26:45):
His bitch ass got killed though like 3 rounds, but game's still
dope. I I do have the Craven to play
something else. I need to play something else.
I can't just play a JRPG. So I got to, I got to find
something new this week. We got.
Some new games. Yeah, yeah.
So yeah, I got probably, I mean,tilting towards Assassin's Creed
since that's quicker, yeah. I'm still waiting for your
(27:06):
seafood run. I'm going to run through that
quick so so that should be next then let's just.
Shut up. Listen, that should be next.
Well, I gotta get immersed in it, you know?
I can't play that in some excuses.
I did that with Fury. Y'all doubted me with Fury, man.
I ran through Fury, man, do that.
Shit, OK. Chad, remember you said this.
(27:27):
Yeah. That ain't no thing.
I'm not going to. I'm not going to be like sticks
and be like just. Remember, Remember, you said.
That no. You should stream it then.
Why? Definitely.
Why I? Got so so you can prove.
I I I got prove none of. Nobody so you can prove that
you're not like sex. Chuck, you know my resume, You
know my resume. Chuck Resume, You know my
resume. Me and Chuck stream.
(27:48):
Me and Chuck stream. That's your problem.
Wow, see it's good that y'all streamed it because everyone
knows how not to play the game. Wow.
Strong words, everybody. Strong words this man Strong
words. Probably go to Assassin's Creed
next and then I'll probably playSifu that y'all know you know
how. To get it, How to get it done?
All right, all right, So that's all we've been playing.
(28:10):
So I'll tell my resume. Tell my resume what?
Resume. All right, You reset a wrestling
game while I was about to beat you.
That's just like a story you made-up for some reason.
No, not at all. Time to announce the indie game
of the week, y'all. No playing no games.
That's right. Well, you're going to want to
play this one and that game is going to be right here.
(28:32):
Oh man, what's it going to be? Sonic Mania released August
15th, 2017 Developed by a head cannon Christian Whitehead,
Pagoda W Games, Tantalus Media Published by Sega on Available
on PS4, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, PC and Amazon Luna.
(28:53):
I want I want 6 to read all those names.
What is Amazon Luna? The streaming service that's
that's gone, I don't know, but. It's still around last night,
but yeah, that's crazy. That's this is no, no, this is
the trailer. The the trailer for.
I was thinking like there was a 3D part where you get knots.
(29:14):
Imagine. Sega proudly presents.
A developer got his own name on it.
Sonic Mania. Like it's not a team, it's just.
It's just one dude, right? Right.
That's crazy. That's awesome.
That's nuts. Now this game is great.
He did a hell of a job. It reminds me very much of Sonic
3 and Knuckles. It is a it's a big game.
It's a lot it. Doesn't remind you of Sonic 4.
(29:37):
Like why does that exist? I I don't remember it being that
bad when I played it. And it's Sonic 4 Episode 2 where
they added Tales. Yeah, it was odd, something
weird going on there at that time.
But Sonic Mania is a good game. It's if you like Classic Sonic.
True Sonic 4. Yeah, it's like it's, yeah, it's
actually kind of like a true Sonic 4, pretty much.
(29:57):
Everybody wants a sequel to this, and Sega's like, Nah,
yeah, you don't want to do that.They released Frontiers so.
Yeah, they keep trying to do something other than a sequel.
Actually, they did. Plus that had the two other.
Characters two. Yeah, they added Mighty and and.
They did superstars also. They did the four player.
Yeah, that's not like that a lotSuperstars.
(30:19):
That's really. Good game should be played more
but four players doesn't really work.
No we got to do 2 players. I'll, I'll, I'll rock with the
most. Players, they may have updated
it, they may have updated but. They may have updated, that's
right. The pinnacle of 2D sonics is
Sonic Mania. Yeah, to this day.
Yeah, I agree, I would. Is if we look like a pair of
this Sonic 3 and we're. Going to have a tier list on it,
so we're not. It's like, it's like I have to,
(30:41):
I'm going to have to try to beatthis before then.
I think we're very close. We're very no, maybe it's
awesome. It's.
Very take away from the others. No, it's true.
It's great. That's true.
It is a good time. It's definitely a good time.
We'll discuss more on that on the Sonic tier list, man.
Yeah, yeah. I gotta go through that
soundtrack again cuz I gotta I'mmore familiar with one and two
soundtrack and there's Capzone in three.
(31:03):
Same, I don't first switch games.
I don't remember. Yeah, actually this came out
early in the switch life cycle. Yep, it's very strong Sonic 2
vibes even though it's got more content.
Like it made the Switch, it madethe Switch Game Gear too.
Wow. It made it feel like that, yeah.
But this is good, good stuff. Good stuff.
We couldn't figure out for a hotminute how to, you know, have
(31:27):
Tails grab Sonic and then jump away from Tails after Sonic's on
there. We have to press.
You have to press like down and jump.
Yeah, it was like a mechanic that made no sense.
It was, it was different than how it used to be.
So I'm just like, yo, I can't like I can't just jump.
Off yeah, I could. I could grab, I could grab you
and you're like, you're stuck there.
I'm like, no, that doesn't make sense.
(31:47):
Yeah. But it still gets the official
level A57 seal equality, right? Absolutely.
Oh yeah, absolutely. The fact that this was made by
one, it wasn't made by Sega, right?
It was just this one dude that was a couple of boy.
Sega said help us. This is this is the second time
so somebody non Sega made a homebrew.
Dude who who used to do this thewhole time?
(32:08):
That's right. Like yeah, let me, let me do the
real 1. He was, he was making this at
home while he was drinking a brew, you know?
Oh my God damn dear God help me.So you fucking put everything to
a screeching. God help me.
Give me the strength. Give me the strength.
Lord, the jokes write themselves.
I just what jokes? I'm just the messenger.
I'm just the sorry. I didn't play multiple sound
(32:29):
effects for that that. Sounded like senile but.
I say I played clarinet. You still got silence.
Suck. You still got silence.
Exactly that's the magic word, bro.
That was the best you say clarinet clarinet.
You just get the double fucking got the crickets and the the
fucking prices right just. Be happy with the attention.
(32:53):
It's fucked up. Oh man.
Whatever. Well, we got one news article,
so you know what that means. We got both these shots real
quick. Oh, we got shots.
We have shots more guys. I I was very sneaky about it.
Anything left in your cup, now is the time.
Hey, cheers everybody. That was the time.
Cheers y'all. Drink them if you got them.
Drink responsibly. Hit that like button if you want
to see them choke on A Let me stop.
(33:16):
Damn A. Little bit too experienced man.
I should've choose. There it goes.
That's 12%. Oh man.
That's delicious. It's too smooth, man.
Is it time yet? It is time for.
What? I think it's time, man.
No, I said. It's a time.
No, it is time. Is it time?
(33:37):
No. Why?
Man, Hold on. You gotta do that.
Hold on, I gotta get the news. Dude's never ready.
Never ready. Here we go.
Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You asked us to be ready. You asked us to be ready.
Hold on. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time
for the. News.
(34:02):
Dude, it's getting worse, 'causeI think you're deliberately
trying to. He is, He's a it's not, it's not
music you think, trying to think.
He's deliberate. Look, he's laughing.
Look. Him laughing double dragon one.
No, no, no. You're a liar.
Sorry, you're a liar. But that's nothing you're You're
not even funny. It's not music.
You're a lie. You've been trying to do that
(34:22):
for the past 200 episodes. And.
Pull up the music, match, match my notes to the same notes.
There's only one article. Like you were having a.
Season Now let's get to it. Jesus, a Minecraft movie, just
outgrows Sonic the Hedgehog's the entire domestic box office
total in a single weekend. That's disgusting.
(34:43):
That was with Jason Momoa, whatever his name is.
And Jack Black and Jack. Black and Jack Black too.
OK. Kids.
Kids are into Minecraft, man. He's a Jason, yeah.
This is a movie. Doesn't surprise you at all.
No, Minecraft is one of the Minecraft the top selling game
of all time. Yep, Children and adults now
have grown up with this game their entire lives.
(35:05):
Youtubers have gotten millions off of Minecraft.
Just from this one game. Yeah, sure.
So the fact that it's just called Minecraft means that
children are going to go see it and parents are going to take
their kids I. Always thought, regards.
Looks ugly, you know. Captain Crunch took his son to
see it. Exactly.
See, and there's nothing else I hope to.
Say I got my man main. What up man Main?
(35:31):
But but yeah, it did. How much did it do?
It did 157 million at the domestic bus office and another
144,000,000 international and the weekend and the weekend.
I can't show the trailer right get flagged if.
We get them, they don't need to see.
Why aren't they wild? I'll just put.
I'll just throw they. Don't like?
I'll throw this in. I'll put gameplay footage.
(35:52):
Yeah, screw it. Looks like that.
Wow. Oh man, that's.
Funny. Oh my goodness.
Gameplay that's. You're in a tunnel.
There's oh, you have to get a flash.
What the hell? That's.
A flashlight. Wow.
Hold on, that's. Amazing, but it made a total of
300. You got to get the torch.
Hold on. There we go. 301.
Million. Oh, the lava.
There we go. It lights up.
Yo this game looks ugly. They said Sonic Sonic the
(36:16):
Hedgehog made 302,000,000 worldwide.
Wow. Total wow.
Yeah, that's pretty. So they almost beat that by one.
That's not what Wikipedia said. Well, Wikipedia said.
It made 491.6 million. Listen, I'm going by the
article. Yeah, we said they.
Said get your facts straight. Oh, fact straight, we're going
(36:36):
to have to hire a fact. Checker Yeah, we have the
article in the description y'allso.
When they say feel free to checkit, you know if they count the
Thursday they open or whatever because you know how things go.
Yeah, we're going by the article.
But yes, they almost beat Side of the Hedgehog on the first
weekend and they're questioning if it's going to catch Super
Mario Brothers movie. I hope not.
(36:57):
At the billion and. 1/2 Mark weren't people whiling out in
the theaters fighting and screaming at the the.
Screaming yeah, some people likethere were moments that happened
in the movie where people were whiling out and like they threw
their popcorn in the in the air and stuff and then cops had to
show up in escort and head of the movie.
What the fuck is wow? In a Minecraft.
Movie, that's why. That's crazy.
That's why people don't know howto act.
(37:18):
Yeah, jeez. And if you go see Minecraft,
you're gonna think it's a joke anyway, so they're gonna just
while out. Wow, so I don't like going to
movies no more man, people don'tknow how to act.
It's messed up. Yeah.
Geez. All right.
Surprisingly surprisingly though, that did it didn't bomb.
Right. And there'll be a Minecraft 2
next week. Oh God, yeah.
(37:39):
I announced it, dude. Yeah, they said Minecraft.
I know that movie was going to make money.
Yeah, same with what you call it.
What's the one with the Chuck E Cheese type shit?
Five nights at Freddy. Five nights at Freddy.
Yes, yes, that. That made money.
As bad as that was, there's a sequel coming out like pretty
soon. Really.
Oh yeah. Oh my God, It makes money.
It's a horror. It's already it's going to make
(37:59):
money anyway. Oh, wow.
Yeah, but that movie wasn't great.
And I don't know if I'll see Minecraft either, but I have no,
I don't know the lore. I don't know anything, any
anything they do in there. It's.
Probably better if you don't. Well, probably better.
I'm sure they've got they have these.
Strengths. They have these threats for
people who play the game. I wouldn't catch any of that,
right? So I probably will not get it.
Wow. Damn well I watch it.
I don't know. I didn't see the the first
(38:21):
person shooter was was the Borderlands.
Borderlands. The most I didn't see, I heard.
That I didn't see Borderlands. I didn't see that.
Either I kind of want to see howbad it was.
I heard it was. Kind of killed the franchise
because people don't care about the game anymore.
That's. Insane, that's.
Why I'm glad that's not. I'm glad that's not our
generation. I'm glad Minecraft wasn't a
thing ever. For I tried playing, I just dug
a hole to the to hell Steve. The the most I've played
(38:43):
Minecraft was stabbing Steve in the face.
Smash Brothers Minecraft is too,too ugly.
I can't play. I'm like.
Nah, but what if it was 60 frames?
That's. The latest frames actually.
It'd be a waste of 60 frames. Actually, there's a much
prettier version out. Really.
Yeah, RTX version. It's crazy.
It's like, oh. Man, but I never got the
gameplay. Never.
(39:03):
Not my thing. Never understood it.
That's crazy. Not my.
Thing that's the only article wegot for the news.
Y'all good on them for making a success.
Jack Black is on a roll. Yeah, no Jack Black Jesus.
Printing money. Basically, this generation's
Robin Williams. Yeah, yeah.
Kind of kind of kind of sort. Yeah.
He's a. Little heavier, but yeah.
But it's like other than that, he's like, I'm sorry, was that
(39:27):
It's the shots, It's the shots, It's the shots.
No, but he's no. Wow, blames it with the shots.
It's the person. Yeah, it's the quality of human
being. So it was like, I love to fat
chain people shot your neck, Yeah.
Yeah, he's done. In the fall, when you were
hanging out too, I. Was asking if.
He's setting it up already. We're looking forward to The
Last of Us 2. I definitely am looking to
(39:48):
season 2 of last. Sunday and I'm excited.
I am terrified. HBO on Mac, I hate to hate that
it's called Mac. You know, it's funny, I've been
doing a lot like in a lot of these fan pages where like.
They'll post something like about Last of Us or the new
Superman. I'll go in and I'll troll the
trollers. I don't want to see because
because someone will be like, oh, what's the wouldn't you put
(40:10):
Ellie, the actress that plays Ellie top worst casting of all
time. And then me and every great
actress and me and everybody else would be like, no, you're
right. That's actually wrong.
That's actually a dumb take. And then, you know, we'll just
fucking. I thought you were going to say
Turbo, how'd you get in the chat?
Yeah. That's actually.
Turbo, why'd you type? Heel, Turbo heel.
Turbo, I just, you know. It's like, does you look like
(40:30):
you're? No, not really.
But does she act like her? Yeah, she pretty much.
Acts just like he'd never playedthe game.
Look, I played, I don't know, she acts like her.
She acts like she's. Don't look at it like her that
much. So what are you doing to her?
What are you trying? To do I'm trying.
To watching her act though, whatare you doing?
I'm trying to feel that, you know, it's Ellie, you know, and
I look at her. Like you're trying to feel her
as Ellie. Feel that it's.
Ellie play the game then man, I'm just like.
(40:51):
Feeling yourself? She's a little too small.
Felly, too. I think Ellie's a little bit
taller, yeah. It's a fake character.
Ellie is not real. How tall is Ellie?
Pedro Pest? Yeah, he looks like.
He's not a white. Man, right?
You know he's not a white man, right?
I know. That's why it's great.
That's what. No, it's great that he's not a
white guy because when I see him, I see Joe.
(41:12):
I. Said Joel.
It works. It works.
She works, but why? I see this other chick, I'm
like, I see somebody playing Allie this other.
She does a great job. I like this other chick.
She just doesn't know what she does.
If you're going to talk about bad casting, movie, video game
movie, bad casting, we got to you can't not talk about
Uncharted. Come on that.
That was terrible. That was worse.
(41:33):
Tom Holland was great. Motherfucker, play the game.
I. Knew that would get him so.
Bad play the game, you know the best, the best is Victoria Lucas
getting angry about it. I loved it.
Anytime Victoria Lucas gets angry, I'm here for it.
It's funny because he started off like trying.
He's like disappointed he's like, but then it just gradually
(41:54):
got angrier and angrier through the too.
Remember Victoria Lucas. Victoria Lucas, not to go off on
the side tangent, but Victoria Lucas has always been, you know,
politically correct kind no matter what as the generations
has been destroying shit as timegoes on.
He can't take it. No, he cannot take it.
And he's like, yo, fuck this shit, this is bullshit.
Now you're ruin my fucking games.
(42:16):
You see his soul just getting destroyed.
I hope Vic Lucas is watching nowbecause we need to do a topic
that gets him angry. Like, I just need to get a topic
like video game movies or whatever, and we'll pick the
worst ones or pick the worst ones.
The ones that he hates. Yeah, the ones that he hates.
And I'll go through the actually, I'll do that.
I'm gonna go through this. I just want and we'll just be
quiet the whole time and just want to just let him go.
(42:38):
Get it out, get it, Get all yoursystem.
Top 10 games that Vic Lucas hates.
That's the topic. There you go.
That's the topic. Top ten.
There we go. But.
Speaking of that. Give him the floor.
Speaking of Season 2, first thing pops up on my feed talking
about the new the new show. I'm like, come on, I'm get off
my feet. Second, second, anything's not
(42:59):
always. Trying to ruin it trying to.
Just have negative feelings. Yeah, yeah.
I'm like, first of all, it's notout yet.
I want to hear reviews. I just want to watch my show.
Just shut up about negativity. It's so ridiculous the first
thing up. But it's so.
Easy it is. It is.
And it's so clickbait. Just wait for.
More about this title. I don't care if it's good or
bad, I don't want to hear about it at all because you know it's
(43:20):
going to go crazy. Yeah.
No, there's there's. Dude I was watching a
playthrough Part 2 earlier todayand I was like yo I forgot about
this, this is amazing. The.
Gunplay was like oh man this game was awesome.
It was such a good game. Sunday.
Sunday night. So it's going to be.
The but but but yeah, fuck Minecraft.
(43:41):
Moving on. Thank you.
Wow, thank you. Yes, that's all the news.
I had the news and the news. I had to say LA Minecraft.
Congratulations. That's a good much.
Well Congrats, I played, I'd love to see.
It I got it been beat Mario. I'm glad they're successful and
people are making money but fuckMinecraft.
Move on bro. That's.
Not like. It's so funny as it it's and you
(44:03):
know what fuck Fortnite 2 while you're out.
The contrast, the contrast of them just finished saying yeah
all the negativity and he's a fuck man right after saying
congratulations, congratulationsguys, basic good money.
Fuck Minecraft. Now move on.
Tired of all this negativity. Fuck Minecraft.
It didn't really careers all right it.
(44:23):
Didn't they're already a successThey.
Get criticized. Look what they've done to me.
This isn't me, guys. Look what they've done.
That's what the Internet. Welcome to the lovely.
Podcast where? All your hosts are hypocrites.
There's five of us, you can't all too much.
Negativity. Fuck, my man said.
Yes, that's what I'm here. We can't all agree at
(44:44):
everything, but if we do, there's negativity about that,
yes. Of course, someone's got to go
heal on every podcast, so I mean, you know, it's usually
turbo. So we're stick.
We're sticks, so. I tell the truth sometimes it's
the chat. Yeah, sometimes it's the chat
will go heal. Now listen, I'm just about my
voice, that's why. Sometimes the truth is about.
Heal train now I'm. Healed now because my voice
(45:05):
sounds like. Shirt like shirt like shirt
sounds like he beat himself. He sounds like.
How does it sound like a shirt? All right, we're ready to get a
shirts. Blow me.
Actually, Does everybody need totake a break right now or No,
No, I'm good, man. Everybody's good.
(45:25):
I think we're gonna go right into the eight, yeah.
We're gonna go right to yeah, we're gonna get right into it.
Speaking 8. Yeah.
I'm not going to be all about hate.
Y'all no man, no, there's there's good things and there's,
you know, some and. Then there's the rest.
Of it, yeah, we're going to talkabout then there's the rest so
yeah, that's you got that's why everybody's here right now.
(45:46):
Everybody's waiting for this conversation.
The conversation about the Nintendo Switch, too.
Oh. Yeah, let's talk about it y'all.
We gave it a week. No explosion.
We. Gave it a week.
Oh. No.
Yeah, it's good that we took some time off because we wanted
to gather all the details and facts and see how everybody was
going to react to it at 1st and see what first.
Things were rosy. Things were.
(46:07):
We were happy. We were excited about the
Nintendo Switch, too. Oh yeah, like what?
They showed it there at the Direct, got us hyped.
Certain games they announced, they were impressive.
Just want to say, Mario Kart does look phenomenal.
It does. It looks, it looks, it does.
It looks beautiful. Everything that they added to
(46:29):
Mario Kart looks fucking stunning.
I saw him fucking grinding on the rails on the wall.
Really awesome job they've done.All the rail grinding.
Yeah, they they Yeah. It looks beautiful open world.
I like how it's no longer kites you actually have like.
Yeah, they got rid of that. Yeah, that's smart.
Like vehicles in the air and I think I saw a transform.
(46:50):
Did someone see a boat in the water?
Yeah. Yeah, OK.
They took that from Sonic, transformed from that they.
That's a good idea to steal. That's a good.
Thing and in the open world, youcould like drive between the
tracks in the circuits, which isfucking cool as shit.
So you can kind of like check out where the fucking shortcuts
are and stuff like that before even going into it.
It's fucking it's still man. It's it's the evolution of what
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the game should be. When they announced that you can
go through like a world tour mode and go to each area, it's
funny seeing the new people talkabout that like it's a new
thing. Like I've never seen a recent
game do that. And I was like, dude, in 1988
there was a game called Outrun, Yeah, where you can go through
each stage, take the track, do aworld tour the same way they're
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talking about it. And they're like, it's a
unbelievable. Forza Motorsport, No.
One played outrun though. Just us.
Yeah, nobody. Yeah, but they weren't, they
weren't born around in the outrun.
Yeah. So it's.
That was like the first concept of the race, just to go through
each area. Nah, super Monaco dude.
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Oh wait, I watched. They're about to announce the
price. It's like, no, they won't.
No they won't. So that Direct was about games.
Yeah. They announced a lot of stuff
that was from the last generation that Nintendo could
never do because of the Switch one, right?
A lot of stuff was older, but you know, they get the chance to
do it like, you know, Elden Ringand stuff like that.
Street Fighter 6. Street Fighter Six also, and
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people were impressed actually to stay.
And it looks almost if not better or up to par with what's
out now. Like the Street Fighter Six.
They said it looks like the PS51.
And I'm like, well, OK, good, good, great.
So just saying like the power ofthis is better than what they
thought. Yeah, that's yeah, they said.
Some level of like PS4 better than PS4 right now.
They did a lot of the things that people like had on their
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wish list for a Nintendo like the the refresh rate of the
screen 120 Hertz and the you know, the the size of the joy
cons. Well, when they announced that
stuff and they said, oh, it's you can do this, you can do
this, you can do this. I was like, that's not, that's
not cheap. No, it's not.
No, it's not. It's.
Not cheap. And I but I was surprised too
that they even did that throughout the whole discussion.
I'm just going to keep. Yeah, well, just keep it.
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No, it's appropriate. It's appropriate.
Every single positive you just go it's.
A variable refresh rate, 120 Hertz, right?
And he said they upped the, you know what, 256 gigs, which is
going to hold two games still. You act like that's going to be
a lot. It's going to hold two games
still. Yeah.
Because you know, it's 4K now. They just said four Ki was like
Oh no this is not going to be $300.00 y'all.
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Not even close to that. Nope.
Yeah. And you saw, if you watched our
reaction, you'll hear me say it when they did it.
Yeah, but. And also what you would call
Donkey Kong Bonanza bonanza. Whatever.
You know the game, Yeah. That looked that.
Looked really good. That looks fun at.
First I thought it was Mario first glance and I was like I
see monkeys. Yeah, it said something I'll and
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I was like, that's Donkey Kong. Yeah, but it's it's funny how
they never did a 3D like a full 3D Donkey Kong game.
Well, that's they did 4 they. Did 64?
Yeah. No, like like a Mario, like a
Mario 64. He's like, no, I mean a good
one. Yeah.
Just say it. Just say.
It Donkey Kong, a good one is like a magical 64.
Some people look, what was it? Good was good.
So I've never played. I never played.
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I'm waiting for it to come out for the NSL.
He said it was a collective Don,but it was.
They said it was good though. This shit reminds me of fucking
Hulk, the Hulk game that came out because I That's dope
though. Hulk.
Wasn't smashing the ground like that.
Though I know, but it's like it reminds me of it, like you.
Didn't say it plays exactly likeit.
Yeah, Kev. Wow, Kev's like I freeze at this
moment to correct him, Yeah. Freezer from Dragon Ball would
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be like hello monkeys. That was good invitation.
The most racist motherfucker he's.
So terrible. Racist.
But no, it looked great. It looked, it looked great.
No, it looked good. You know, it's From Software's
game. Everybody was like blood, blah
blah blah blah. What was it?
The dust? What the dust?
I forgot the name of that. Dust bloods.
OK Dust blood. The dust blood borns.
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And it looked Co-op too. It is Co-op, it's Co-op.
It's a Co-op based game which made me less interested you.
Don't like Co-op? Co-op based game?
Not in that type. The new one or?
Elder Ring. Elder ring is.
It looks fun, but it's a different type of game.
I also like you don't want to play with your friends.
I like the fact that they added the the GameCube.
Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, that was cool.
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People were overexcited for this.
You know what I was, I was actually very hype because I saw
because I saw a Fire Emblem Panther Radiance.
I said there we. Go people are very hype for
this. There we go, and this is
probably one of the best F0 games that came.
Out online for F0 as well, that's six that.
Was never a 64 dude. I mean what is this?
GameCube. GameCube.
GameCube. GameCube.
Oh fucker. Never had either.
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I skipped. Those well F0 64 that is.
Oh, sorry. Well the F0XI think or it is
available for the the 64 on the NSO.
So yeah. Let me ask a question.
How long do you think it's goingto take Nintendo to add Wii?
Probably not on the. Never.
Probably not doing. No, no, I who's, why don't you
think they're not going to do it?
It's the same freaking. Not doing it.
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It's the same. It's the same architecture as
the as the GameCube. Basically a a freaking hyped up
for the first. Switch, we have every classic
console going from Game Boy, right, all the way to Game Boy
Advance. And we also have NES going all
the way to N64. You have a lot of different
generations. Right, makes sense for them to.
It makes we No, we shouldn't be.Skipped.
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No, I'm saying it wouldn't make sense for them to skip.
Yeah, it doesn't make sense, No.Wii it's easy to emulate, so
yeah, possibly. It's the same power as a game.
Cube, I can still say no. I hate what about saying, you
know, I wish one day Sticks would just say.
I'll just say though, because I just hate on Yeah.
Because that's just in my nature, I.
Just need to hate something. I just need to hate something
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because can I just hate on it? They don't.
I was right. If they do, well, I know Wii you
ain't making it. No, that's.
Something definitely not. You're not going to see Wii U.
You're probably not going to seethe DSS or listen.
They can get a sensor bar and they can get the freaking
joystick to work. Yes.
Question is but that's the reason why I say no.
Question what was what was? What was Smash Melee on?
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That was GameCube. That's GameCube.
So what's the deal with that? Like, Like, is that going to be
a thing? Because you know, Smash Melee,
they still have the tournaments and all that stuff.
So it's like you do that and youbring the Melee crowds, a big
crowd. Melee is one of the biggest
following. So it's like, all right, but
then you got Brawl and Wii U version coming out and are you
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going to make a new one? So it's like.
Is that first match? Right.
What's up? They're the first match
available. Is it?
I don't remember. I don't know.
On the switch? I think so.
I think it might be. It might.
Be Yeah, I thought I'd slow old one.
Yeah. Oh wait, like you can only
access N64 if you buy the OK. That's probably why I don't see
it. I'm like, oh shit, So they're
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gonna. They'll bring Mailer.
Oh shit. Yeah.
They get you. They're gonna get you.
They're gonna get you. But the biggest thing, like the
thing that would make me buy thesystem would be Mario Kart, and
it comes with the system. So I was at first I was like,
all right, without knowing the price or anything, I was still
like, I'm going to probably pickit up.
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Sticks won't get it anyway. With Mario Kart.
If you could have 123, switch, switch, go, keep going, keep
going. Sticks don't get anyway, no.
No, no, listen, I was bad. I have my name on the list or,
you know, pre-order if if they had a pre-order, but the, you
know, we're there to talk about all that.
But yeah, I have my name on two list for that.
If it went through, I was like, sure.
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If it didn't, there's no way I'mgoing.
I'm not struggling to get this. Gotcha, bitch.
There's no way. So especially on eBay that's not
happening. No people selling their
pre-orders, Yeah, that's great. They don't even have, I don't
even understand how they have that.
I mean, I think from Canada, whatever.
Canada's doing it. Europe.
Europe also did it. So people are selling it for
like 800 bucks. Yeah, 1000 bucks.
They're pre-order. That's pre-order, yeah.
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That's smart and people are buying it.
Which is crazy stupid. That's insane.
I didn't think it was possible to do.
I thought it was illegal to do on eBay.
Early adopted man. They keep changing the rules,
but so, yeah, they announced a whole bunch of stuff.
People are excited, right? They even announced a game that
there's a tech demo, and they said, yeah, we want some money
for that. Yeah, they're not giving you a
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tech demo for free with the system that teaches you about
the system. Yep, that's the description of
the game. It teaches you about the system.
Yeah, why would I? Pay and you got to pay for.
It to learn about the system. Do you have to pay for?
It iPhone Apple gives you know, every time you get a new iPhone
and there's new you know there'snew tips and stuff about the
phone they give you that for free.
So like I said, I. Would watch the YouTube review
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of this tutorial before I buy this tutorial.
Yep, that's crazy. That's not free and at least
$10. Who cares $10?
No, no it should be free. It should be free.
And if they can't change that, the stuff that they printed on
is worth more than the $10 I thought you could buy.
Actually, it's probably not as if.
The game had a last if it had ifit had a last boss, then maybe
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you could start charging some money.
It's like a bunch of mini games and they just.
They had the nerve to say that this is like Astrobot, right?
Dude, it's not right. Astrobot that's.
Astrobot is a game, right? Dude, it looks exactly the same
as Astrobot. There's many games.
That's better than Astrobot. Calm down, calm down, calm.
Down if I don't have a heart attack.
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If I didn't have lost my boys already, I would have lost it by
that. Way.
But yeah, I got to keep it low because of it.
Listen, it looks cool. It should be with the system
they used to give away. They gave away WE Sports.
Yeah, System. Yeah, yeah.
No complaints there. That was multiple, multiple
games. What was the one on the Wii U
that with a me verse or something like that or me?
They had a me verse. It wasn't a game.
Though that was like some world that.
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Was just but they had many gamesin it though.
Also some world was that. That was Nintendo Land you.
Talk about oh, Nintendo Land. That wasn't a packing.
Oh, it wasn't OK. The addition is like equivalent
to Anakin going to the dark sidelike this is this is.
Like John Cena turning heel. It's like, no Nintendo.
Why? Why?
Main from the just quickly main from the chat heads.
(56:50):
Is GameCube going to be locked to the switch too?
Yes. Yes, it is.
Yes, it will be. It's not available for the
Switch 1. Anything they announce now it's
Switch Two. Yeah, but Speaking of which,
though they didn't announce this.
We got to the end of the show and everybody's waiting, he
said. Oh it's coming out.
No June 5th. What's the price?
They said the pre-orders start on the 9th of this month or
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whatever, which they no longer do right?
But they said see you next time.Oh yeah.
We were like dude, how much could it be expensive?
They didn't even stay the price.Everybody was.
Like I watched everybody's reactions the same.
She was like, where's the price?Where's the price?
Where's the price specs of the track?
Oh, mass producers. He was the first one who dropped
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the price. And after, yeah, like in the
reaction. We were waiting, everybody was
waiting after the everybody to see the price.
And I was like, no, that can't be.
Four, 5500 with the game with the Mario Kart.
But the way they had hid the, they didn't say they hid the
price. So like they were, you had to
Scroll down in the fucking site.You had to scroll all the way to
the bottom to see. The Price, Games, prices and
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there were a bunch of things going out for that.
I wouldn't even feel as bad as if they said at the end of the
presentation, yeah, this is whatthe price is and this is what it
is with the. I wouldn't even feel right as
this is like the fact that you don't show it in a presentation
when you're revealing a new console.
That's a slap. Well, you're it's a first of
all, it's a slap in the face andit's grimy.
Yeah, it's so sleazy. You saw it in their face that
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they knew. It's like a small it's like a
small confident like, oh, it doesn't matter what the price is
because you are going to buy it anyway.
So it doesn't really mean you find it out on your own time
because you're going to buy it because we got you like that's
that's what they kind of just went the prices.
Yeah, yeah, they eat a Twix bar,right?
Yeah, prices, that's the. Price Nintendo Switch 2 is this
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generation's Neo Geo. Nobody bought Neo Geo.
Well. With promotion, With promotion
and like a following. No, this is what say.
This is what I'll say. Good.
Actually, when Saturn came out Iwas a little uffy don't.
You talk about Saturn, pointed out.
Don't talk. About so Sody, no one does.
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I'm trying to give a mission to no one.
Damn. Sody did this with the PS3 when
it was $600.00 and they were like yeah they'll buy it, don't
worry, that didn't work out and then.
What was the PS3? What was it?
600. Jesus.
Yeah. One show Snake Space and said
599. That was the mean.
Yo it was 6 get the fuck out of.Here.
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So Microsoft did it with the Xbox One and it was like, oh, it
has to be online all the time. Oh, they try to do that shit and
the. Connects all digital, the
connect has to be on it, blah, blah blah.
One of the worst launches doing that.
But I was filmed, Yeah. And now Nintendo is like, it's
our turn, right? Yeah.
What's gonna? What's gonna hurt us?
Greed. Let's let's get greedy and
fucking sleazy. Let's get the controllers.
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They did improve the controllers, they added well,
did they? Kind of.
They're bigger, They're bigger joy cons.
You don't know how it feels until you hold the fucking
things. Everyone says it's better, it's
better. Yeah, magnetic.
It looks cool when you snap in. It looks cool, yeah.
We'll see. I saw people.
I saw people snap the controllerand have them out.
You can't yank them out with enough force.
(01:00:05):
But you know, kids do these things.
But they added a button. They added AC button.
That was the controversial that was C button that was speculated
does. It stand for controversy.
Yeah, controversy. Does it stand for cash?
Stands for crap. Stands for because that's what's
going in your ass if you fuckingdeal with this shit unless you
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like it. It doesn't stand for
connectivity because everybody swore that that button was to
connect the Switch 1 to a Switch2 to use it like A2 screen
device. Yeah.
And they swore that's what Nintendo was going to do.
Yeah. And he's like, can't wait till
they announce that. And it meant Chad.
A paid chat chat. Bravery and greed.
(01:00:48):
Switch to edition. No, but the chat button is free
if you have a. No, it's free for a year.
For a year and then it's not free anymore?
Yes. How is a button free?
Lord Chibaba. Well, to use it, you have to
pay. Right now it's free, but then
they're going to take it away. You got to pay and.
If you're not paying, that button means nothing.
What is that? No Lord Chibaba, he said that he
(01:01:11):
saw a video of what Nintendo thinks voice chat from the promo
and just cut to like you're playing Mario Kart and cut to
people just cursing and yelling racial slurs while.
Playing Mario Kart, yo, you knowit's funny.
Exactly. What's gonna happen?
That's crazy because what was it?
I forgot what what channel was. Watching, she's yelling.
Somebody was talking about theirkids.
They're like, yeah, I'm I'm concerned about my kids playing
(01:01:32):
like with the robo chat you. Can turn it off.
You can turn off chat obviously just their foul mouth friends.
Just their foul. Mouth friends?
Yeah, just their foul mouth friends.
So they could all get in troublewith their parents.
But let's see, I'm just mad it takes up the whole screen.
Now, I'm sure you can shrink it,but that's crazy.
That takes up more than almost half the screen with those boxes
on the bottom. And they expect you to see other
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people's games in it which ran like crap.
And it was, it was matched up, Yeah.
At least they showed it looking like crap instead of lying,
yeah. Because.
Yeah, yeah. What it is, it's Discord.
It is Discord. They just put it in the system
pretty much. I mean, it's cool.
Listen, they didn't have chat before.
People want chat. Kids grew up with chat.
Yeah, they play their stupid games with chat.
(01:02:14):
Yeah, so they need chat, but it can be bad.
Well it's going to lead to headlines of kids getting like
people after them. I I'm not a fan of the, the, the
price increase of all the, the peripherals, man, all the, all
that, all that I don't. The camera is $50.
Wow. Well, they did it out the camera
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also $50. Wow.
And the camera looked like ass. And I mean, it cuts the
background out for you, does a lot of simple things.
Like I said, cool, cool. If you have no computer, that's
the only way you can do that stuff.
You can put your own camera, which is cool at least.
That's God you can. Yeah, 50 bucks.
I mean, they've always. Been It's always expensive, but
(01:02:55):
you know what? Place that your camera was,
50-60 bucks, whatever. It's always that.
But you know what? That was like 80.
It's like 10 I think. It's like when you think about
it, I also feel like kind of dumb that I'm like even
complaining because this is the same company that sold us.
Cardboard. That's.
True. They sold us cardboard with a
straight face. That shit is this is the same
(01:03:16):
company that I'm like, of coursethey are doing shit like this.
They sold us cardboard, Yeah. Cardboard label All right, but
let's go back to the 4:50. Not that yet not you don't want
to talk about that. You want you want to go from
the. Accessories, a full controller
which they are now charging $80.00 like why these
controllers keep going up in price, they're not adding
everything that at $80.00 the C.Button got the C button on it.
(01:03:39):
C button that's it will work. Maybe kind of or sort of.
Sometimes it will. Dude the controllers are like 64
and they were expensive as hell then.
Yeah, I didn't like the the original D pad of the Pro
controller on the Switch. Nobody.
Changed that so hopefully it's better but it's not the bend all
be all controller for $80. The switch to is compatible with
(01:03:59):
the the Switch 1 Pro controller.We don't want that controller,
yeah, but. It's $10.
It's $10 cheaper, right? We're $20 cheaper.
I think it was 69 bucks. Yeah, I think it was exactly.
I'm. Curious to know what the the
third party companies are going to do with their they're just.
Going to add C buttons to everything.
What's they going to do? They have the GameCube
controller. You have the 8 bit.
(01:04:20):
How? Is that going to be 80 bucks?
2 probably way. Better, yeah.
Oh, and you got to have a pre-order to even get that.
Well, yeah, that's fucked up. Put it on eBay.
What do you think? The game.
You can't just buy it, you have to have a pre-order of the
system to get that controller. For classic controllers though.
Wow. Well, you gotta be in the
Nintendo Club or. Whatever.
You know what's great? I was so happy that there wasn't
(01:04:40):
like, like any must haves for meright now, 'cause I was 'cause
it, 'cause if it, if there was aFire Emblem, that's true.
Or if there was a I'm talking about myself, motherfucker,
shit. I want to say that's not true.
Talking for me. Talking to him something.
He's not talking to you. He's not talking to you.
(01:05:02):
There's no Fire Emblem or Smash Brothers.
So I'm like, all right, I don't need this right now.
And I whatever is going on with them, with the price and all
that, I got to wait for this shit to just go through whatever
it's got to go through. And then by the time that game
comes out, hopefully it's affordable for me.
Hopefully I can afford this shitwhen it comes out.
They announced Mario Kart will be 80 bucks.
(01:05:22):
Yes. $80. They didn't do it doing it
direct, but this was after the fact.
Another slap in the face. Wait, 80 American?
Yes. $80.00 more expensive overseas.
No American, but this is the thing that doesn't even shock me
that much. That's $10, let's listen, $10
more than what they said for hiselder was, which was 70.
That was bullshit. That's the price jumping from
(01:05:43):
60. Tears of the Kingdom's price is
still bullshit. That was only one game.
And it is hurling its sales compared to the Breath of the
Wild. Dude they said this sold for 71
game. The next games are 80.
That's crazy. Why are you jumping so?
Fast that is crazy. I would have I would have been
OK with 70. I'd be like, all right, you know
what? It's it's expensive, Yeah, but
(01:06:04):
right, other consoles are doing that.
You know, that makes sense then if you know, everyone else is
doing it. But dude, 80.
Announced. That's too much.
That's for digital. But this is the thing about.
That, well, it's the same price they confirmed it's the same
price with. Digital and and physical.
Yeah, it was actually misinformation.
I was going out because it's. Overseas price.
It was a yeah, it was a Europeaneuro, whatever, OK, that was
(01:06:27):
more whatever. And it was after the conversion.
So it's. Still gonna be 90 soon.
I have to tax 100 bucks, whatever.
Yeah, you know what it is about the Mario Kart thing.
Most people are going to get thebundle, and if you get the
bundle, you get it for 50 bucks.Yeah, you get the game.
You get the game for 4990. 9:00 I'm going to say bundle.
That's gonna be the only game. But assuming everyone can get
their hands on the bundle. All right, they said.
That's your problem, they said. Wow.
(01:06:48):
You said Don Kong was 70, so we're going by depending on
title with the prices, a third party is going to jump up to 70.
Also, they're going to be 4050 sixty.
Yeah, that I think it Doug Bowser, I was actually just
looking for the statement that he said that every appropriate
Bowser is appropriate, but everygame won't be the same.
It depends. It's going to be a lot to me.
It's going to be between like 7070 is as low as they'll go.
(01:07:11):
I know they're not going to go. It's crazy.
Yeah, I think 70 is the standard, just like how it was
the thing PS five in the Xbox Series.
That's nothing. If Mario Kart is $80.00 because
they're allowing DLC and extra tracks and everything to be
included. That's fine with the.
Purchase and you can have like aworld pass or whatever.
And I'm OK with that. I'm no if no, they didn't say
(01:07:31):
that. If it has it in there, that's OK
to be 80 bucks. Yeah, if they expect you to have
season passes and you're paying another or you have to have a
membership to get these. Things like a $30 season like.
$60.00 membership that's like that and 20 dollars, $30.00 for
each of these things included onthe $80.00 because people, they
trick people and people are likesomehow OK with spending $25
(01:07:56):
after the 70, after the 60 and then another 25 and then another
20. I would be OK.
That was the that was how they got us to do.
It yeah, I would be OK and I, I don't think they'll do this but
I I would be OK as if they said the game's 80 or 90 bucks
anything that comes out after that fourth you get it
automatically I'd be like that'sactually pretty that's pretty
(01:08:17):
dope so I don't have to worry about dropping money whatever I
already paid 90 let's say I, I, let's say Smash Brothers comes
out right right and they say it's $100 right people will.
Fucking. Flip right instantly, just on
that, you're going to flip out right.
But you get let's say 85 characters to start the game and
any DLC packs that come out, youget the characters plus the
(01:08:41):
stages plus the music. Then you start to think like,
you know what, the pass that I paid for before was $2425.
Add that to the 60 something it's close to.
Yeah, you know what? That actually makes sense.
Yeah. That's like a special, like a
special editions usually. And like I just said this before
that they're not gonna do that. No, no, Nintendo will not do
that. No, they're not gonna.
They might give you like maybe afree something like like a
(01:09:03):
little corny trinket, like a costume or something.
I don't even think the trophy, atrophy or something corny.
That's like a. Preorder Hat.
Yeah, something that's corny andthen, but if they do a season
pass, it's going to be like $30.Yeah, but they already got
people to start doing that. Like when we said how much did
we pay for Street Fighter 6? And I'm like Oh my, like at 120
(01:09:24):
hundred $30 already. Me too.
If I was to choose to pay $130.00 for Street buy, I
probably said hell no. Yeah, because they didn't make
us. They didn't like give you an Who
wants to pay like that? But I'd rather pay overtime like
that. That's why it's OK.
They already got it. But if you're going to pay the
freaking pay with that big price.
They already tricked us into doing it.
People were like, OK, I'll do that.
Now that they're open the price,they're trying to add it to
(01:09:44):
whatever they already tricked usinto doing.
But they can't charge $100 a game and then charge us after
the fact. But he's downloaded.
As too much economic uncertaintyright now to be fucking worrying
about it. And they're supposed to be the
they're supposed to be the family friendly system.
You know it's supposed. To be that and.
You can't afford it. Families can't afford this.
No. You can buy a switch one.
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If you can't afford a Switch 2, you can buy.
All right, Doug Bowser, All right.
And like we don't have a switch one who doesn't have a switch 1.
They're Super Nintendo, man. They're still going to support
it for about a year and a half. Dude when they when they did
that tree house the chat was allsame thing lower.
The price, Lower the price. Constantly on the chat.
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But what they were talking aboutthe games, were they talking
about the everything, everything?
Through the price of everything is crazy.
And you know why they won't do it?
When have they? The switch 1 is still the same
price when it came out. They don't.
They have not lowered the price we.
Use never got a price cut. Never.
Will you never existed? Will you got a price cut?
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That shit has dug the hole. The only thing that got a price
cut from Nintendo was the Nintendo 3DS.
They used to have. Dropped $100 from the system six
months after it was released because of low sales.
Yeah, vote with their wallet. Everybody, that guy is dead.
They're not doing it. They haven't done it since.
So you're saying they killed him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they killed him.
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Did it work? A lot is gone.
They don't lower prices since he's gone, they haven't done it
and it sucks. They used to have Nintendo
classics, the Selects or whatever.
Yes, it used to be $20. Mario Galaxy, Mario guys, do all
those games $20. What happened to that?
Maine said. I'm returning to my pirate ways,
yes. That's it.
A lot of people are going. That's the answer.
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No, that's that is the answer. That's well, you gotta fight.
You gotta fight back by not buying and getting things the
way you need to get them. That's it.
That's the only solution. Because everything is everything
nowadays cost a lot of money just to eat.
It's fucking expensive. So you think I'm going to
fucking buy this new system? Yeah, that looks great.
Sure, it looks great. But you think I could afford
that when I could barely afford a fucking $50 fucking Taco Bell
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meal? You're fucking kidding me.
Yo, it's mad expensive to breathe.
Yeah, like, come on. Man, when they saw people buying
a PlayStation 5 for over $1000 on eBay constantly selling out.
Yeah, and then they bought out the Pro and that's selling out.
Well, it's not selling. Out.
No, it's not selling out. But people were buying it.
People buying hundreds sell dollars and they're like they
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have listen, it's a different it's a different market right
now like PC handhelds. There's no like Nintendo's not
just the only handheld system like the Switch one that.
Was going to have a lot of competition.
But the competition for the mostpart is 500 and up to 800 to
$1000. Yep, so.
But it can it can emulate the switch.
Well, I'm saying those are more powerful than the Switch even
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before that's a bell pop on the Switch too, actually.
But there are some tech from theNVIDIA in the Switch that can
you know. Do some crazy shit.
Yeah, it can. Future proof it a little bit,
yeah, but people act like there's magic involved No.
And if you want to upscale graphics, they don't understand
it, that's going to give you lag.
Your game is going to have inputlag, so you can't just make it
happen. It's not magic.
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But 4:50 you want to adjust the price, go for.
It yes, now the 4:50 it's 50 bucks higher than what I thought
was going to be you thought was going to be higher.
No, I said, I said that. I said 450 to 500.
I didn't say higher. I thought you said 505 hundred,
but anyway, when I saw 450, I thought it was.
I was shocked at the price at first because I was, I could
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have sworn it was going to be 399.
I was like, I felt it my bones that was going to be 399, but I
was like 450. I was like 50 bucks more.
But when you look at the tech, you got 12 gigs of ram, you got
the freaking you got 1080P screen 120 frames.
You got no, I'm going to talk specs yes, we got specs in the
freaking chat. So I'm going to talk specs 120
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hold. The Game 120 Hertz buddy.
Yeah, 100 a hundred and. 20 Hertz refreshed rate that's
insane. Oh my, this is insane.
But no, but let's look, let's let's be honest right now.
Did you really think that the switch to I thought was going to
be as powerful as a PlayStation 4?
This thing is rivaling the Xbox One X and they're even saying
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that certain games like Cyberpunk run better on the
Switch to than it does on. In the Steam Deck that's enough
de riding the on the switch I was waiting for the point yeah
because we saw the present the point is this compare this
information but I. Was saying.
Steam Deck is 3 years old. Of course it should.
Look, all right, look, the pointI'm trying to make is that you
were talking before about yes, this is a different market that
the Nintendo Switch to is opening and we got the rogue
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Ally, right? You got the Steam Deck, you got
the whole bunch of different PC handhelds that are worth a lot
of money. So for all this tech that's in
the Switch to, I think 450 is reasonably priced as high as it
is, it's reasonably. Priced you know they.
Complained about the price of the system.
Yeah, the system, it's everything else.
Yeah, the system didn't bother me because it's funny.
Remember we were watching ICE and then they were announcing
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all the specs. I'm like, prices going up.
We were like, no, it's going up.Yeah, it's going up.
I was like, Yep, they're finallyactually putting what needs to
be in the system and try to be, you know, keep up with current
times, which is fine. Like I said, if you said this
shit at the end of the presentation, I really wouldn't
have too much of a problem with it.
The hardware, I mean, that's onething, yeah.
I was accepting. I mean, listen, it's high.
It's not built for the families to go out and buy.
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It's not going to sell like the Switch 1.
Transparency. They're not going to come back
out and be like, don't buy this for my kid, don't buy this for
my kid. I'm buying.
They're buying it for themselves.
They'll buy it for themselves and their kids will get the
Switch ones, right? But they're not.
I've seen people come in and buya Switch on a whim, like I need
this for a gift. I need this.
It's 200 bucks, I'm gonna buy this.
I'm gonna buy this. Exactly.
They're not going to do that with the Switch, too.
No, that's not the market they're hitting, right?
Now, no, they're not going for that at all.
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But The thing is, so like when they announced the price of
Mario Kart, that didn't even bother me too much either
because I'm like, of course everyone who has a Switch too
wants Mario Kart with it and it's going to be 50 bucks.
That's not a big deal to me. That's not a big deal.
But I'm like. To make it the norm.
It's a big. Deal.
Yeah, yeah. But I'm like, I know what you're
doing and it's sleazy because Mario Kart is a system seller
and it's sleazy, but it works. But the fact that you did not
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disclose the price at the end ofthat presentation and it's your
reveal presentation and people had to look it up, do.
They know what's. Wrong, everybody.
Yeah, because you know, you're ascumbag.
You know you're a dirtbag. And I'm like, oh, you just
showed everyone who you are thatthat puts a bad taste in my.
Mind, they don't want the dislikes on their stream.
But we talked about that too. Is that that caused the fact
that they hid the the price right?
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And everybody was scrambling to figure out what it was, caused
so much misinformation and back and forth, like we were getting
reports of different shit. People wanted to hate off the
bat though. After that, yeah, but
everything. Like if you legitimately I
legitimately wanted to know the price, but I'm I'm hearing
different things from different side like.
But it was to the point where they weren't listening.
They weren't even listening to Nintendo even report on things.
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Well you can. You trust them if they try to
hide fucking prices. I think that's now you lost.
You lost trust. Trust them now.
Now your fan base. You lost the trust of your fan
base. That's not good sales man.
Fucked up dude. Talk about the.
Bad PR. Talk about the Switch Enhance
games. Oh God, that's another one too,
yes. So they got a bunch of them.
They had a 2 Zeldas. They said that's going to be
part of your. There's so many different
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things. Yeah, which confuse people also.
Yeah, they said the 20 bucks of the enhanced edition part to.
Download certain certain games. And they said the games
themselves were going to be 70 bucks, right, If you buy for the
Switch, too, which is fucking crazy.
Those games, oh, like Breath of the Wild, Breath of the Wild,
$70. It's crazy.
They gave them $70. Fucking nuts.
Like, they're new. Like, listen, they run better.
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They should run better. Yeah, it looks a lot better.
And that's the way they should have played to begin with.
Especially tears. But.
To be fair, some of them added they added certain.
Stages or whatever. Kirby has DLC content.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And some new stages, yeah.
And nobody bought Kirby, so you're trying to get that set,
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but they're. Going to get it they're.
Going to add. Nothing.
Hold, the gamer said. Listen, stop spending on other
stuff, bro. All you got to do is sacrifice.
That's it. Yeah, hold on.
Hold. On wait away, he's not done and
he go, he continues by saying I didn't mean to highlight that
Turbo chat, that's fine. I was happy.
About it Tears of the Kingdom will be buttery smooth by
release anyways. It's Barbie smooth.
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Said if you can't afford the switch too, they made one for
you actually through the light. The OG switch and the OLED my
man. Actually made a Nintendo and
then he asked for me. Yeah.
So I can go back and get that, but but they said that's 20 or
it's free. The the Zelda's not everything.
It's free, the downloads, if youhave the membership, the
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Nintendo membership, the expensive one, right?
Yeah, there was it, 60 bucks. Yeah, yeah, 60.
If you're on that tier then you get tiers of the Kingdom.
Exactly, I like the tier thing you just did right.
There, Oh my. God, yeah, that's a free those
are free updates. They.
Didn't say everything's a free. Update and the updates they have
a lot of games that are coming that are free updates, but not
everything is going to be free. I you know, it's they have a
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list of it. But yeah, Breath of Wild, Tears
of Kingdom, it's 10 bucks if youknow, if you want to do the
update, if you have the game andyou don't have the NSO
membership, but if you have the Endosome membership, it's going
to. Be free, yo.
That'd be an awesome commercial.Draco, do you want to eat or do
you want to play? You choose.
I read that in the Green Goblin voice.
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Do you want to eat or do you want to play?
Yeah, he has a switch too. And he has a pizza.
Yeah. Dude, I was like I said.
He drops them both. I was excited about the system.
You know what? Go if I Bowser, go full heel.
Fuck it, go full. This is like show your face more
now dressed like Bowser. You know what I'm saying?
I want to say him like Vince McMahon.
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Yeah, being there this be full heal fucking.
This is what they need to do. They need to introduce a Mario
representation or a Nintendo as a person to be the the hero to
come and stop Bowser from. Not Miyamoto, you know, you know
they would work in a presentation if they are
planning like, like price cuts. That's how you got to do it.
Doug Bowser comes out in the in the Bowser suit, announces the
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price, and then Miyamoto comes out in Mario suit and I'd be
like, this is corny but I fucking love this.
Same face cause the PR ain't doing it right.
Now saves the day and and think of the world we're in around
right now. Everything that's negative times
5500, right? Like so if down Nintendo has a
negative aura about itself. Now it's like and this is for
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the new system. Oh no, you can't do this.
You want to be another Wii U? You can't do this.
Speaking of which, when they announced the the key cartridge
it. Ain't going to be about you.
Oh, that's a good one. I put the.
I put the the link of the article on the.
Yeah, so they announced. They announced it.
I understood what they said. Apparently 90% of the Internet
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didn't understand what they saidbecause they went full horse.
Hate, hate, hate and the gaming industry because they announced
this and that. Sounds like something you would
do, Steph. That's why he's, that's why he
found it. He's like, oh, this is something
I would do respect. They beat me to it.
I actually listened to what theysaid and I was like, why is this
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the end of the gaming industry? Because they're selling you
something that'll make your digital game more feasible for
physical. And people were like, oh, they
thought it was going to take over your digital collection and
you had to put all your games locked onto this cartridge that
was locked to your system. That's not what they said.
They said you'll be able to put the game.
It's basically a key code. So the Nintendo says the game
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key cards are not tied to accounts and can be loaned or
resold. So it's basically an upgrade.
It's an upgrade to the to the digital game.
So instead of what people forgotis that they're selling boxes
with a piece of paper with a keyon it or your digital download
after you get that you have an empty box.
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No one really. I mean, listen, they complained
about it, but they act like thatdidn't happen.
They act like they weren't doingthat.
But The thing is for real, this is a trend.
Nintendo is not the only one that's doing something like
this. Essentially, a DVD like the game
disc is essentially. A key.
It's also a key. It downloads the fucking game
like not the full game is on thedisk.
The Call of Duty game won't worklike everybody's like, but if
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they lose the service, I'm like every game you bought.
Yeah, that's a key. Work without going online first,
right? At least to download that day
one patch or whatever. We're talking about, we're
talking about modern games, though.
That's then. But it doesn't make it good
though. That's what that's.
What I'm saying been going on, Nintendo didn't make this
happen. No, no, no.
It's, it's been going on, but it's not a good thing, though.
I don't, I'm not listen. I don't like it.
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Listen, this is an alternative to all digital.
At least you have something feasible to trade or sell in
that moment. You're not locked into just a
digital game if you get a digital.
Game, yes, you're not locked into forever.
There's their their game carts are 64 gigs.
Yes, the games coming out are way larger than 64 gigs.
And if they're talking about thenewer titles that are coming
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out, at least going to be a hugehouse bit on the cartridge.
Yo, hope the gamer has to be dying right now.
Yep. Listen, I'm stocking up on
oodles and noodles right now. Yeah, I'm gonna start making my
own toothpaste and watering downeverything.
That's dedication. I deserve this.
He's like, don't you ruin this for me.
I'm getting that, goddamn it. Another six months and you'll be
good. You'll be able to afford.
It I'm a day one on a switch tooMan they sold but.
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But listen, they wanted to go digital.
The industry wants to go in digital.
They're going to do it. They're going to force their way
to they're. Finding all kinds of ways to
you're going. To have your special edition
physicals, but they are going all digital regardless of how
much you want to fight it. It happened to everything we
ever bought. It's going to happen to games.
Eventually. We don't buy CDs anymore.
No one's complaining about CDs anymore.
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I have CDs. Me too, I got a whole room.
He's the work. Dude, they work man.
You go looking for CDs, listen. I don't go looking for them, I
just I have to say. I look for them in my house.
But they don't go and buy them now and all these CD
collections, people are looking back at them now that they
didn't touch for years. CD Rot.
And they're like, these are all rotted and broken and dead.
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So it's not a physical, isn't the end all be all like I'm
going to have them. But he's not cartridges you can
clean up. There is a shelf life for
physical. They are breaking, yes.
There is a shelf life for humans, so exactly yes, there is
time. By the time you're going to be
bad, you're going to go rot. I don't think about it, but
yeah. It's got dark, man.
(01:23:59):
Just talk about death, just likeyou.
Have to digitize us. A key card to access everything.
They're going to digitize myselfactually being mid balls in the
game. Yeah, it's.
Crazy. We're already digital, we can
live forever. Hey, there's.
A Doctor light? Did that make him an X series?
So let's start a scheme where wehave digital key cards so you
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can watch level 857. Forever.
It's not a bad, not as bad as the Internet makes it to be.
They just didn't understand it completely and they thought it
would be the. Physical collection.
It's Nintendos fault. Plus you can still say digital.
I'm saying you can still have digital games and move to
different systems with your signin.
Still works the same. Yeah, but it's Nintendos fault
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expressing that and letting people like the I'm telling you
it was poor job. It was a snowball after not
revealing the price. Because if you don't reveal the
price, everything you're do, you're explaining.
I don't care and I don't like you anymore because you just
showed you're not genuine and you're not to be trusted.
Yeah, I can't trust you anymore.I don't give a fuck if it works.
I don't care if the digital thing works.
It's cool. I'm going to find something
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negative about it because you just screwed me over.
That was a ball. You lied to my face.
That was a ball drop as far as the presentation goes.
That was a ball drop. I saw some reputable sites with
the wrong information, like theywere right.
I was like, dude, wow. But that's what happens though,
that happens because Nintendo didn't officially announce it.
So it's like that's what's goingto happen.
It's going to misinformation is going around left and right.
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Guarantee it wouldn't be this bad if they mentioned it at the
end. Bro of course people would
complain. They would complain of course,
but not if you ask me. If you ask me about the direct,
I would have given it ABA solid B, but the fact that the
freaking price wasn't involved, it's like, and then after all
this backlash and everything, I'm like, no, that's an F.
You failed. You betrayed us.
You betrayed us. You failed the whole thing.
(01:25:46):
I would have definitely had a video out explaining everything
that everyone was getting wrong,yeah.
That's it. There's a new one.
They when it came after you because of the negativity from
them and they would attack you. They don't want to hear anything
you have to say because they're they're mad now they're pissed.
People are pissed off because ofit.
Shout out to what was it channel, YouTube channel
Nintendo prime Shout out to him.He he's actually debunking a lot
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of the shit, the misinformation and actually doing real
research. And it sucks that he had to do
that. He even said he's like, it sucks
that Nintendo has been doing this shit.
You know, it's messed up. Their their directs are always
flawless. They're always like properly
done and they're always, you know, very thorough in
everything they do. And you look forward to their
their presentations with this. Well, yeah.
(01:26:30):
And it stumbled at the end and it was like, ohh, no, what did
y'all do? They dropped the ball.
What did y'all do? Digital Boundary went through.
I watched their video out there.They went through everything and
all the technical stuff and I was like, OK, they understood.
Well, that's what they usually. That's well, yeah, they do.
Well, they used to go with graphics and stuff, but they
were going through everything was like, oh, this does this and
this does this. I was like, OK, all right, I
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understand now. Yeah, 6 was like tell me more.
Yeah, it's it's an impressive. The podcast, What are you
talking? About It's an impressive, It's
an impressive machine. Some people like some
information that the chatter. Yeah, I don't.
Know what I'm saying? God.
There's a lot of things like that, man.
Just no. But this, I mean, everything
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looks great. It looks great, the games look
great, it looks beautiful. I was charged.
It looks it looks like the IT gave me that little excitement
you have when a new system comesout right.
I was like, oh shit, this this looks fucking dope.
I. Can't afford it.
I was gonna get. In I I There's no way I could
even come close to getting this system right.
I can't even touch it right now.I'm just trying to save up for
cosmic invasion. Let's go.
(01:27:33):
That's the only thing I care about.
Yeah, let's go. Cosmic invasion.
Actually, I want to play. I want to play Mario Kart with
everyone on the channel, yeah and to have y'all watch like
dude, that's. 2424 races, that'sa fucking experience, right?
Could you imagine? Like dude, that would be a.
Sick with the community and and and guest.
You could play 20 foot. That's fucking amazing.
(01:27:54):
So you know what said we just need some super chat now.
Please don't. We're going to start a fun next
week on the bottom left of the screen.
Super chat for that. The test switch too, so we can
all afford it. Actually, I'll sell a kidney.
Yeah, I can get it. Ho is asking the real question,
what's that? Did you guys already say?
(01:28:15):
What do you think about the final price will be after the
tariffs and tax? We didn't discuss anything about
tariffs. Oh well.
That's undisclosed. We don't know.
You know what though? What?
The fuck no, he's asking what we.
Think it was delayed? What tariffs have been delayed
for like what, three months? Well, today, then today they
just announced that they're putting a hold on the tariffs
for 90. Days 90 day pause.
Yeah, it'll probably be 857. That's right.
(01:28:35):
So we don't. I don't think.
Around. That even still, I don't think
tariffs are going to affect the the price of the switch to until
later in the year They. Push back tariffs from the
second. Yeah, yeah, it's.
It just, it happened literally today.
They they just announced it. So yeah, after, yeah, once, once
for later stock, like later in the year, probably before
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Christmas if they hold, I think it'll be like.
That it's still no pre-order. Oh.
Man, well, they they move their the manufacturing to Vietnam, I
believe and. Well, that guy hit with.
Well, that guy hit with 40. Something but they they paused
this shit though, and then they changed it.
Pause. Made it to China now, I thought.
They said China's going to be 100. 120 something 4.
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Percent. No more.
That's the last time, 20%. 120 something.
Yeah, I like that they put it upspecs like 857.
That's fine if you imagine it might be that's.
Athletic, they said like 700, soit could be anywhere near there
if it went through. This is all speculation.
I know we don't. We don't know what it's going to
be. But these guys are going to be
happy with US. Hey, listen, get to your
(01:29:36):
backlogs, ladies and gentlemen, get to your backlogs.
Catch up. No, a lot of.
People saying that. Let me, let me throw this
disclaimer out there. We don't know.
Yeah, do not know. This is we don't know
speculation actually and guesswork that we're doing.
Right one one thing that I did read before we went live on the
podcast about the switch to was because the pre-orders have
been, you know, for for the US anyway, it's been cancelled for
(01:29:59):
now an hour indefinitely. We.
Don't know, they said the release date was the same.
The release date's still the same, but somebody, an insider,
a reliable source, said that thestock of for some reason, the
stock in the US is really is more than other countries.
Have they have some in the US already?
So I guess that's good, the release might happen.
So that's good news. Because used to, it used to be
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Japan was first, US was second, and then Europe was third or
whatever. That's how it always went,
right? So it wouldn't surprise me if we
just didn't get the release on the same day as Japan.
They got different. They got different plans in
Japan. Well, I guess I was going to say
good thing you said that. Segue the price of the switch to
in Japan. 300. What the hell, man?
(01:30:40):
Wait, what? It's like 300 something.
It's like, yeah, you pay more the freaking export.
Well, it's like a house that's. Crazy.
Yeah, it's, it's basically in. House well, it's going to
course, yeah, it's going to cost.
It's going to be. That's region locked.
It's only Japanese that's nuts. And then they're going to have a
world one that's more expensive.I learned some Japanese.
That's what I'm doing, man. Listen, you don't need to speak
anything to a Mario Kart. You could say fuck all that
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shit, fuck you if you could justget through the menu.
What? Is this Snapchat button is going
to stop working eventually so? Delete your file.
You're like, Oh no, I thought itsaid go.
Dude, the fact that they're nickel and dime and everybody
for $10, I was like $10 ain't gonna stop me from buying the
system because I was like, right, Maybe I should hold off
on the system and wait a year ortwo or whatever.
I was like, yeah, it'll be lowerthan no, won't know.
(01:31:23):
It's gonna be the same. Price.
We don't know the same price. We don't know.
Well, it'll be the same. Price.
Now Nintendo does. It's gonna be They're not
lowering it any to a substantialdegree at all for me to say it's
worth waiting two years. Yeah, the price of the system
doesn't, like I said, doesn't really bother me that much.
No, it doesn't really. Bother, but even.
Though it's everything else I said 80.
Dollars Am I going to not buy Mario Kart because it's 80
instead of 70? Am I really not going to do?
(01:31:44):
That I'm still going to. Eventually I will probably do
the the pack in. No, that's the best idea.
Yeah. Yeah, that's.
The only thing that makes sense.Digital only though.
So I think, I think what's goingto maybe maybe you know, cuz
look companies, they take a losswhen they sell a console, right?
So you know, what is it Black Friday sale, they'd knock off 50
bucks. It's going to go fly off the
(01:32:06):
shelves, man. That's going to sell.
If they did, they haven't even done it with the switch.
Yeah, you say it, if they did that, yeah, that would be
they've done it with the switch.They've knocked off drop the
switch price for the for just just for like Friday, though I'm
saying not, not like all year round for a limited time they
they do sales like that. They've done Mario Kart with the
same price. Yeah.
They just give a game or or yourselection of Mario title, Yeah,
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whatever. Yeah, I wonder.
They got a, they got a figure. So if they did that, that would
that would fly off the shelves. The thing is you.
Can't nickel and diming you for $10 here, $10 here, $10 here,
$10 here, joystick actually $10 freaking they.
Want that $10? They don't need to do that
because The thing is if you likeany service, right, you buy, you
buy into it as with a small likethe razor blade business model.
(01:32:53):
You buy, right? Yeah, the razor blades are
cheap. You buy the freaking blade.
But. They're not going that much.
Yeah, they're not going. That much like you're going with
the You love us. Yeah, Good give.
Us your wife. You're just comparing on the
apple now. I was like, dude, they've been
Apple since. The Yeah, they have been Apple
now since the. Week.
They're an empire. They're very much.
But they're getting worse though.
They're getting greedier. They're turning into the Empire
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then. They say, OK, people complain
about the 4:50 to 500 on the system.
People are paying 1200 on their phones every year.
And you know, it's a good argument, but you know, meal is
still 20 bucks. You know what?
I just remembered this. I would maybe.
Maybe if food was cheaper, I wouldn't be so mad.
Yeah, maybe. All this.
(01:33:33):
Don't get mad Nintendo, get mad at Taco Bell and McDonald's.
No, you know what? I'm the cheapest.
I'm confused because I remember this guy.
He's the biggest hater of Sony and for the not upgrading for
you have for them charging $10 to freaking get the upgraded
version of the game I'm. Glad Nintendo says it.
He's. Like and then Nintendo doesn't.
You're like, oh, you're I'm glad.
No, I'm glad. I'm.
Glad you brought that up. You brought up a good point,
(01:33:55):
'cause I was telling Jay earlier, I was like, you know
what? I'll break it down.
That's the way of doing it's. Cradle been in 10 balls.
Turbo My cradle been in 10 balls.
No, Microsoft has been the best on this.
They upgrade the game on their system for free.
They don't try to nickel and dime you.
Sony did the most. Sony did a lot of $10 upgrades
which were messed up and this isthe and the most the most was a
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notorious thing that they've done was put spider man
remastered behind a Miles Morales purchase and it was 20
bucks. They wanted 20.
They made you pay 20 bucks for that game.
You couldn't even up, you couldn't even pay a $10 upgrade
fee if you own the original Marvel Spider Man.
Now Nintendo, yeah they charge $10.00 for the upgrade, but if
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you are already a subscriber, you get the Zelda's for free and
you get a hell of a lot even if you don't.
Already paying 60 even. If you're already paying $60.00,
you. Don't have the NS, so there's a
lot of games that they're going to be having free updates for
anyway. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, your money, the sky, They're giving it to you for
free if they already have your money.
Yeah, wait, if you're a subscriber, makes sense.
But like, what do you have to 'cause I don't have the, I'm
(01:34:59):
not. Like the high?
Of the higher end. OK, so I can.
Oh, so I can't so I have to now pay.
More and Super Nintendo in. General if you can.
Have the I don't have Genesis. No, I have that Genesis
collection. Remember the Genesis?
That's if you care about playingZelda Breath of the Wild and
tears the Kingdom in 60 frames. But The thing is, I probably
will upgrade because I do want that Game Cube.
I want that game Cube shit with Fire Emblem.
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But it's like, fuck you motherfuckers.
We. Just charge you for everything
but then you can play these overfor free. 60 frames and they go.
Prices weren't egregious before.Yeah, like if you're paying the
year, it was like 60 bucks, whatever.
That's still cheaper than everyone else.
Yeah, you pay the other one. It's 20 bucks a year.
It was not a bad thing to go online that way.
Who says they're going to not raise it?
And $10 y'all would surprise. Yo, we need to be saying I'm
(01:35:42):
not. I wouldn't be surprised if they
raise us. We got to be saved by Sega.
Come back out, come back out, Sega save us from the with a
$300.00 since the physical gamescome.
On. Say.
Come on man. But you gotta give Nintendo some
credit. They're giving you ways to get
it a break. No credit, they're giving you
away. Stay defending.
Wait till they hack it. What's this break you're
(01:36:04):
talking? That's what I'm waiting.
Go ahead. No.
You want to play Freaking Breath, the Wilds and Tears of
the Kingdom 60 frames for free? Just get a subscription.
Just get a membership. No, you know what?
I can play 90. I know.
Split Split Fiction was announced at launch for Switch
to you. How much is that?
I don't know actually. Hit Start Studios says it
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correctly. What's up?
Hit Start. Nintendo for a long time has
been led by actual gamers. Miyamoto, Iwata, even Reggie,
just hoping those guys aren't starting to get replaced with
businessmen. And that's an, And that's like
in every medium, like movies, music, and that's everyone.
When it comes to like, the originators, the passionate
people, they're all getting replaced This.
(01:36:47):
Yeah, by fucking dudes in suits with smug faces and tiny Dicks.
I'll tell you why. Wow, so.
Am I fucking wrong? The Switch.
The switch was so successful that if you're looking at
numbers, you have to figure out how to beat one of the most
successful things ever produced.They're not going to.
They don't want to go lower. They're like, how do we sell 150
(01:37:08):
million more? How do we make more money than
what we just printed out? Like it was remarkable what they
did with the Switch. They started.
Nobody was on the bandwagon at the beginning.
Saying like, how do we recreate this?
Yeah, How do we recreate it? We.
Raise the prices and if they do it again, we're going to make
more. I'm like, dude, they're not
going to do it again. We're not going to buy it like
that. You did something wrong.
(01:37:29):
You're just looking at numbers. You're not looking at the games.
Listen, from what I've heard of people who played the games when
they had to walk in at the Nintendo store, yeah, they said
the games are great. They're still they're fun.
Yeah, all the games are fun. I don't doubt it.
It's still fun. I don't doubt it.
No one said a damn thing about the prices though.
You don't want to freaking pay 80 bucks for Mario World, Get
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the bundle. Dude, everything's going to be
80 bucks. Everything's going to.
Be. And that's the thing.
I'm glad you brought that up too.
Every game's not going to be 80.Bucks.
No, everything is going to be 80bucks.
Eventually, yeah. 6999 is the standard right now man.
Most games it's 6999. It's gonna be you.
Think that the kid friendly Nintendo family system charging
$80. For the first part of.
Everyone somehow begging Grant Theft Auto 6 to be $100.
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You'd think that this is not going to happen.
Look, that's Rockstar's problem if they want to make a game for
$100. People are asking for it.
They're asking to pay $100. Yes, that's the people's fault.
That's stupid, playing the people.
I am. There's too many dumb people in
gaming, there really is, and a lot of the fans have to pay
themselves. One analyst says, wow, this
must, this must going to cost a lot.
(01:38:34):
It took 10 years to make. This must be $100.
And everybody online is like, well, this analyst says it's
going to be $100. You think Ross?
And I think they will. I think they're gonna.
That's a fake, like manufacturedfucking like.
Who said that policy? I believe in that policy.
That's actually yeah. If they aren't, if they aren't,
they will be. Miyamoto water, both the 60s
seventies old developer gods on their way out.
(01:38:55):
And they'll be replaced soon by Yeah.
And their visions are going to be lost.
It's going to be replaced by dollar signs and.
People under them learning, but how much power do they have?
Doug Bowser, man, he's going to dude.
It's crazy because once it gets the once they see like you're
saying, once you see those numbers, they're like, well,
let's get those fucking numbers And you know, Pandora's box,
(01:39:15):
man, it's open. That's green is crazy.
Because when it first comes out,it's all selling, It's all going
to be sold out. They be like, Yep, we did the
right thing. The prices, they don't care.
I can just see, I can just see the meetings too, all their
fucking tight ass suits that don't even fit doing their
little bitch ass fucking their fucking bitch ass fucking claps.
Like, yeah, that's a good idea. I think the consumer, they're
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going to have to get used to what we're doing.
And they fucking they and they start fucking jerking each other
off like, like it doesn't feel good because that's what they
fucking do. That's what they're all fucking
doing. That's a good idea, right?
Who cares about the craft? They're going to buy it because
they bought the switch. That's their voice too.
That's, that's what they that's what they sound like.
Yes, men, just a. Different vision.
That's what they are they like and they they take money in the
(01:39:58):
slather all over from the cell. Oh yes, money money, money.
Sounds like a only fans category.
Yes, they've always had the meanof Nintendo printing money out
of the game. Like it's just, it's just money,
money, money, money. And why?
Why do you try to mess it up? Like they automatically have a
money tree and they are putting fire to it.
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That's a good drop. That's a good drop.
All these businessmen want to fund their Only Fans account
that they have so many chicks on.
Only Fans are like, you know what?
These girls need my money. So you know what?
Let's raise prices. That's what they're doing.
I've seen for the argument also for the prices, people throw in
the 90s prices, right? And yes, this is true.
People who weren't around in the90s or the 80s for that matter,
(01:40:44):
there were games that were $100.I saw a person today that four.
I saw a person today announced. I saw a person today announce
that this is the first $80.00 video game, and I just wanted to
smack him through the screen. Dude, did you just say this is
the first $80.00 video game? Are you kidding?
No. Are you kidding?
Yeah. You got you got to cancel your
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channel after that, you guys are.
Like these are respectful people.
I'm like, come on. I can't, I can't listen to you
say stuff like this. There were games that were the
regular. SNES had so many RPGs. $65 was
the regular, yeah. Super Nintendent They were.
Expensive they were. That would be $5.
Yeah, $89.00. Like the Killer Instinct was
like 90. Dollars, yes, yeah, this we
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remember this price has. Been role players for hundreds
of dollars. Yeah, role player, this makes
sense. I remember final.
Fantasy 8 wasn't link 100. Link was 80 bucks.
At that was 80. No, no.
It went up to 100 I think. In some spots, yes.
Well, eventually Part 2 I think.Part 2 was 100, that's why.
Like it was real gold on that country.
Yeah, yeah, it needs to be. But that's why there was
rentals, man Blockbuster. And plus, we didn't make like
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minimum wage was like $3, like amovie ticket was like $3.
Right. And you could actually afford to
eat. You could.
Fun times. Yeah, you could afford to eat.
Inflation grew with the salaries, man.
Listen, I sound like an old person saying comics with $0.05
but. What the hell?
That's that's how much I used tobe.
I used to hate that meme becauseI'm like dude that was not.
I wasn't around it. Damn, yes you were.
(01:42:08):
You'd ride the subway for now, remember?
What comics was like $0.25? I remember there was $0.75 to a
dollar. They were 75.
Cents. You could fill up the gas tank
with the dollar. Candy bars used to be 1/4. 50
cents, $0.50. But still, I want to be the old
(01:42:28):
guy saying it used to be cheap back in the day.
No, it's more expensive back in the day.
Yeah, but the salaries back thenwe're actually on par with the
freaking inflation. So yeah.
Yeah. And now it's not.
I couldn't even. I could afford uneven.
I was a busboy of Red Lobster. I could afford a lot of shit.
Let's let's put this towards what the Neil Geo was back then.
This is what this is then. Yeah, but the rich people, Neil
Geo was for the rich people thatshe was not sure.
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It was stupid expensive games with $400 each.
Dude, ninja combat was worth it though.
It was. Wow, come on man.
The winners. No, nothing.
And the argument would be OK, the cartridges had. $200 a.
Cartridge, but they had a bunch more tech inside the cartridge.
It is wild. It was arcade.
(01:43:11):
Basically it was an arcade board.
But they had RAM and the cartridges.
Cyber lip man Cyber lip. Play it again.
But I think I did. I was like God damn it, what
have I done? But cartridge in general cost
more to make. Yeah.
And yeah, that's why they didn'tprint out.
That's why some of these titles didn't get super successful,
only sold 2 million or a million.
And you're like, what? How?
(01:43:31):
So you think some of the people are going to be flexing with
this with the switch to shit? Like yo-yo I shook it out.
I got to switch to actually the fucking joy con fits up my ass.
No, fuck. Out yo, instead of a gold chain
have a switch to around the neck.
It's a. It's a status symbol.
But you know, five of them. It encourages people to buy
(01:43:53):
Indies. Yes, shut up to brave escape,
hey. Oops, no sure, no Indies can
clean house. No for real dude.
And there's a good opportunity. Quality games and you can still
play them on the switch one yes you can they're.
Going to be 50 bucks now. Oh no, don't do that.
(01:44:15):
Damn bro. Steve's gonna try thinking.
He's like, well, just to let youguys know, I hate to break it to
you. It's.
Now $70 No. No.
But does it say OK they were more expensive as cartridges,
now they're freaking digital? There's.
(01:44:35):
No reason. It should be more money or equal
value with digital games. Yeah, that's true.
I don't have any product to put out.
There's no overhead, there's no nothing physical that they have
to like, no instruction manual. Nothing.
So if they wanted to really go all digital, should be $20 less
minimum. Yes, minimum.
I agree with that. What about the argument how
(01:44:57):
development costs have skyrocketed?
They wanted digital only. It should be $20 cheaper than a
physical. Oh yeah.
Well, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes, at least.
And they always. $10 no, it should always be cheaper That
always be cheaper. You know it's fine.
I agree with that to talk about the, the, the game that should
have been a packing game, the the $10 tutorial.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like so you're paying for a
(01:45:19):
tutorial for a system that you're going to pay for Yeah.
So imagine, imagine, like, imagine getting a game, let's
say for argument's sake, returnals teaching you how to
play the game. You're paying $10.00 for the
tutorial part just so you can play the actual.
Why? Why not just start charging
people for the instruction manual?
You're charging people for the instruction manual to learn how
(01:45:42):
to play. How do you play $110.00?
So they don't actually. They sold, they started selling
strategy guys for. 10 bucks. No, not a strategy guy, just the
basics. Yeah.
Just what does this button do? I'll tell you how do $10.
Yeah. I will buy that tutorial game if
it says the C button stands for cash.
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Yeah, you know what? I would respect it because it's
honest. It's honest.
It's called the the Nintendo Switch to Welcome Tour.
That's what it's called now. It's called the Go Fuck
yourself. We got your money.
Pay me bitch, pay me. Bitch free I don't care.
Listen, if y'all don't change anything at least give this out
with the system. I would actually pay for this if
(01:46:26):
you have an axe and you could off everyone that's sitting down
and in that entire world just chop their you know how long.
It takes to beat this game not many. 5.5, I think it was what,
5 hours? I think it was 5 hours to beat
this yeah 'cause there's a bunchof mini games and stuff in it.
Oh. Listen, the same as Astra at
least, sorry. At least.
At least for pre-orders. Give it to people who
(01:46:48):
pre-ordered. Yes, at least.
Yeah. At the very least, Head Start
season said I'll. I'll tell you people still
complaining about $20 and only and only getting 30 hours
because it's Pixl art. That's crazy.
Dude, they do they. Do yeah, that's true.
Well, no. Consumers have a problem too.
They're too entitled. They are.
No, that's that's very true. Entitled At the same time, it's
not just the manufacturers, developers, publishers, it's the
(01:47:09):
we got a problem with the consumers as well weren't too.
Entitled. They're going to buy it anyway.
Nintendo is just saying they're going to buy it anyway, and
they're going to. Don't buy it guys.
That's good. It's hold off.
It took a week, I told myself, out of getting it.
If you're too, if you think the price is too high, that's why I
say don't pay for it. Don't buy it, man, Don't.
Don't buy. It I'm a day one on the switch
too, I'm just saying. Right.
You know the diehards are going to get it.
(01:47:31):
Let the diehards get it. And then after that 60.
Frames Breath of Wild. Shut the fuck up.
The lower the lower the. Okay, fine, 60 frames tears the
Kingdom. No shut.
Up, I'm throw this bottle, but you know what's messed up?
I'll tell you what's messed up too, because if they said Mario
Kart wasn't a packet and they said Fire Emblem remake a
(01:47:51):
fucking path of rain. It's raining dawn.
I would sit here and cry on the podcast.
I would say you got me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I have to pay. Yeah, They have to get it.
And it's like I got to figure out a way to get this.
Yeah. And that's.
What the game you're going to get, but.
That's the power they have over people and that's I hate it.
I hate it does. Anybody know if Xbox came out
with a Fire Emblem for some reason and it was a remake?
(01:48:11):
And now they're going to make itwrong, and I'm not going to fall
for it. It's been all exciting.
Force needed the K3, you know, like.
I'm going to buy it, whatever. That's the game we want.
Everyone has the game and it's mostly Mario Kart for a lot of.
You know, gaming. I'm worried about Tetris, man.
Is Mario Kart worth $550 Is whatit is because I'm not buying
anything else for it. Or wild.
(01:48:32):
The next the next Tetris is going to be on the Switch too,
and Oh my God, man, I'm going tohave to get it.
And I'll be honest. Pull your pull your Tetris too.
Yeah, it's coming. Now, I'll be honest about that
Mario Kart, that Mario Kart, listen, we play it on the
channel. We always have a great time with
it, always have a great time with it.
And while watching, I said this looks fucking great.
Yeah, this looks fucking. Great.
Yeah. And that's that's and that's
(01:48:53):
what's at least at the very least, not to defend Nintendo,
but I have to at least give him credit for something here.
Yeah, as their quality of games is top fucking notch.
That's not the that's not the argument here.
That's just argument that you'retrying to fucking scam me.
And I've been a loyal fucking customer since the NES.
That's you fucking tiny Dick piece of garbage.
(01:49:14):
Jesus, you're. Gonna fucking betray me.
I've been nothing but loyal to you this whole fucking time.
Let's see if I can get more money out of Eric's pocket that
he doesn't have. No, this is.
This is the games you have a problem with, Not this.
Not the. The games console's fine.
Yeah, that's fine. Same thing.
It's the game. Showing.
Yeah, it's not showing. Love.
No, no, no. They're not showing love to the
people who are supporting. Them, the loyal people have been
(01:49:34):
there the entire way, and the way that they fucked them over
in that presentation is like, we're not going to tell you
you're going to find out the price.
But most of the games are going to be 6990.
Nine you don't work for. Them I think you don't.
Work for them and stop the spreading persons spreading.
Oh shit that hasn't not been announced.
Smile. On your face, man.
Grabbing this, you have the joint on up your ass right now.
(01:49:55):
It's me with something. That has no came will be, 696
has confirmed. Turbo swallowing the gravy right
now so. Why is he's fucking holding the
chef they. Swallowing.
The fucking gravy they. Said Donkey Kong will be $70.
That's the all they said. That's all they that's.
Not that is standard for most games mass produced.
Is that what they said for them?Do they come out with 10 games?
(01:50:16):
It's what they told. Me.
That's not what they told you. They're telling me what A5 games
that they're coming out with aregoing to be $80.
Mass produced. Mass produced.
Props to you, dude. You said it best.
The backlog. Crazy.
Anyway, I'll be OK. Yes.
Yeah. No, that's and that's what I'm
saying. I don't have to get a day one
either. No rush.
I can wait. I can wait.
There's no rush. Because if they drop the price,
(01:50:39):
if they did at some point, if they did it like the 3DS, yes,
fine. But it took, you know how hard
it was to get the 3DS down and to flop tremendously on people.
With your wallets, yeah, that's what it was they.
Didn't have any games. The Switch to was going to have
games. That's true.
Didn't have games. People were sitting there with
the dust collected. Nobody was buying that because
(01:50:59):
that was. More the games, the lack of
games in the place itself. Huh.
The 3DS, yes. I don't.
Know because I had an E shop that was pretty pretty robust
the 3DS, the three DSC shop swallow the great had a lot of.
Shit, not before the price drop.I was there.
I bought that one 350 some dollars.
Dude, Speaking of backlog, I have games that came out like 8
years ago. Yeah, but I haven't touched.
(01:51:20):
Same, same. Have you seen a list?
I have a lot. Plus, I have a very, really
crazy backlog. Have you seen a list of games
played? Some of those games are years
upon years upon years old. Dude that's space too.
When did that come out? That's in my backlog.
That's like 2011. Yeah, 2011.
It's over. It's over 10 years.
So yeah, maybe this is a sign toget to your fucking backlog.
I got. Signals to games that I'm
(01:51:41):
playing now, yeah, look, that happened.
I still have to get to the sequel after, yeah.
You were playing Mordor, which came out over, what, 10 years
ago? 2012. 2012 Andrew, which are
both amazing games still right and he's having a great time.
It's like, you know what, fucking I'll wait.
Maybe this is just something forevery gamer nowadays.
You know what, just fucking takea break.
It's OK to take a break. And catch up.
(01:52:01):
Yeah, look, I'm sure. Take a break.
I'm sure Nintendo's going to come out with a voucher system
the same way to come out with the Switch 1 they're going to
have for the Switch. You're very sure about that?
I'm sure, very sure. I love you must work for this
company. Then they'll cut you a check
they're. Going to give you gold coins,
right they're going to give you gold coins they.
Snatch some shits up real quick.No more black coins.
(01:52:23):
They got rid of the gold. Coins.
It's going to happen. Tried and true people who are
going to spend $800 on the system.
So they got them out. They got those guys out.
They got rid of the gold coins, what are they going to have in
take more money from? They want access to your
account. They want access to your fucking
account. Embezzled money.
I'm not going to get it first day, I'm going to wait till that
(01:52:44):
key card gets hacked. Yo word same I would.
Be like, all right now, I'll buythe system.
That's such an easy like it makes sense they're.
Like oh I'll wait till my ally actor play the games.
And then I'll play. My game, but but it's funny that
Maine said exactly what I was saying with firearm on.
But they when they have that game, the game that you need,
yeah, you're in trouble. The people ask.
You're in trouble. Is Mario Kart the game for
(01:53:07):
everyone? And they said a lot of people
were like, no, it's a great game, but is it the game to get
you to buy the system for that, for that price?
Like I will buy Mario Kart with the game.
Well, that's why they can. That's why I was smarter than to
put it with the bundle selling game, because it's at the
correct price when it's bundled with.
That Mario is it. That Zelda is it the game that
(01:53:27):
makes you buy the system? Not quite for a lot of people.
But it is a system seller though.
Has the highest adoption rate. They bought it with Nintendo
consoles. Because they bought it with the
system. Yeah, dude, if there's a Smash
Brothers announcement, there's going to be some terrible things
happening in the world. It's going to be.
Some terrible. Things you get Kirby Air Riders.
No, no one, ain't no one care about that.
(01:53:48):
You got that ham. That's what soccer I was doing.
Maine has a good point. Prime three 120 frames.
So what 100? 20 prime 3 prime 3 Prime 4 What
are you talking about? Prime, Prime.
You. Just messed up your Nintendo
check, yeah? Yeah, specs for real?
Astral Chain Two. I would probably put my head
(01:54:09):
down. Fuck, you know, it's crazy.
I'm glad that they didn't announce that at the freaking I
don't want to hear any of my games announced this year.
Just don't announce anything that I like.
By the holidays, by the holidays, they have a whole new
games that are coming because it's.
Gonna be another direct close closer.
To the whole thing I'll see about near Christmas.
Not summer. Summer time you ain't got.
Me. They're gonna call it the
wallet. I played it.
(01:54:30):
I played Turbo Nintendo. They're gonna start to direct
like this with a middle finger like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll see one.
You'll see one member of the only 5-7 play in Mario Kart.
Yes, at a time. Yes, we're all sharing.
Sharing the same system. Yeah, we'll all chip in and play
the one system and we'll just play Mario Kart the most.
(01:54:51):
Game I'm going. To.
Pick out a game before the. System oh mass produced just set
it right now Astral chain 6060 frame patch.
There's going to be a lot of patches who both switch game
you. Think that's getting 60 frames
that's going to get you think they go in the platinum?
You think they go in the platinum for that?
Do you think they have time for that?
Did they gonna do that shit? No, they're not for another 10
bucks, they're gonna. Do that shit.
No, they're not. I don't know if he's trolling.
(01:55:12):
It's gonna He's really like playing with the sack you.
Think all 15,000 switch games are gonna have a fucking upgrade
patch. Not a lot of them are though.
Luigi's Mansion 3 gonna You knowwhat's crazy?
You. Thinking of which go, go, go,
go, go, There's one more thing we got to hit up that we didn't
yet. So to play the Switch One games
on the Switch 2, they're using some form of emulation, not
(01:55:37):
actual emulation. They're not using UZ, they're
not using MU Jinx, which people were questioning because they
bought those companies. They're using some hardware like
translation thing to get it to play on the 2.
That's why some games don't workfor it, other than the ones that
don't work with the IR port. It's not switch one hardware.
It's not an issue. Yeah, it's not in the system,
but it can play a majority of the games.
(01:55:58):
They don't know how many don't actually work because they
didn't play through all those. Games.
That's why there's an asterisk next to that.
Yeah, right now. Not all games work.
But right now it's only like 160something games that don't work
with it out of the 15,000. So it's not a lot of games that
don't work for. It that isn't a lot, yeah.
Yeah, because people want to say160 games.
No way. That's the whole.
(01:56:18):
No, it's not the whole catalog of.
Games it would suck if you bought the Switch too, and all
the games you own, all the gamesyou own in your cattle, in your,
in your library, like don't workon the freaking Switch too.
They're not supported. That would suck, man.
Imagine that. May says it's a translation
later, yes, Yeah. That's a fucking that would be a
nightmare. So imagine.
(01:56:38):
You'd be pissed. Well, listen, Bowser said.
You got to switch one anyway. He needs to start dressing in
costume like. This enough's enough.
To wear green, no, you have you have to.
You have to go full character. At least dye your hair out.
It's something I want to see himand I would respect him.
I would respect him. Like at least you're you're
full. He's bald.
So wear a wig like. I want a presentation with him
(01:57:01):
in that costume. Yeah, like.
The Bowser The Bowser Hoodie. Listen to me.
No, like like like like the Mario, like the Mario brothers
movie Bowser, like a human. Version like a human version
like. Like in that outfit.
I gotta see if I can find it. Like I need him to just pop a
column. Please, you buy what we tell
you. Please, you're going to buy it.
Stop complaining. I would respect it because it's
(01:57:22):
honest. It's basically what he said.
Just be honest. Oh my God, this looks terrible.
Yeah, like a Bowser. Costumes.
He needs a dress and one of these fucking.
Costumes. One of those is my Halloween
costume for next year. Wow, no.
Do it. To be honest, no.
It already is in my class. 30 bucks this year.
There you go, have it. You have this costume.
You got this costume. One of those up.
(01:57:43):
There Oh my God, the Bowser. That's amazing dude, the Bowser
costume I got step my game up I.Don't think it's that whole
body. Thing Oh my goodness, if it's
made by Nintendo it's probably like $500.00 for that costume.
Yeah, look for the cheapest 1. The non Nintendo 1 The non
Nintendo The Nintendo. Yes, the Nintendo.
Nintendo, Yes. Oh my goodness.
(01:58:06):
Jesus Christ, I can't. Deal.
I cannot deal. It's like every week with this
shit. Every week it's gonna be
something. One week, yeah, that was just
one week from when they announced.
We took one week off not talkingabout it and all of that
happened. Today was supposed to be the
pre-orders today. It was if we did listen, if we
responded right after the direct, we missed all this, it
(01:58:27):
would have been 100 times more positive.
And this something every week, then every podcast topic is
going to be the Nintendo Switch.Like that shit that's coming
out, like I have to rebrand the podcast for those that.
Don't know when we started the podcast was when we were talking
about the annex. Yeah, we were talking, remember?
Yes. That was what you were.
Talking about, yes, yeah, You talk about the switch before I
was named the switch. Yes.
(01:58:48):
So that was the birth of the podcast, If y'all, If y'all look
back at episode. And everyone was Hayden.
I think episode. Four, it even came out.
That's right. I think episode 2 was about the
E3 of that year, yeah. It's crazy now.
If you were a Nintendo, what canyou?
If you were doing damage controlright now, what can you do to
get people back on your side? Take that $10.
(01:59:09):
Hit. They should just announce that
not all games are going to be 70and 99.
Take that $10 hit and bring downbring down Mario Kart to 70
bucks. Give this shit for free.
Yeah, put. That in put this in, just throw
this in, just throw this in. I think if you do drop it 10,
right, you drop the game's 10 and you have the tutorial an
actual pack in that's totally gotta do you.
(01:59:32):
I think that would save it. You can kinda and those two
simple things, because I think when they drop the price, The
thing is people are only going to go home with like one game.
Listen, no, the the thing multiple games online like when
you you know, game system launches.
I have memories of buying multiple games. 3 or 4.
Games. Two or three games, yeah, that's
(01:59:52):
not going to happen if it's $80.It's gonna be Mario Kart.
Mario. Kart.
Yeah. But you know what, though?
If they did that, if they did that, say they did drop it $10
and give you that pack in for free.
Yeah, this is the Internet we'retalking about.
They're not going to be satisfied to say, oh, we got
them, we got them, they did whatwe said, drop the price of the
system or we're not buying it. It's going to be the Sonic
thing. No, I think people, I think
people buy it, No. They're going to buy it anyway.
(02:00:13):
They're going to buy it regardless.
It's sold out regardless what they do.
Yeah, but they're going to be like the Sonic thing with the
movie, and they're going to be like, I'm entitled.
You do what we say now because you listen to us.
And they will. That's a small, that's a small
minority that does that. That's the Internet.
Sounds like it's a big ass a lotof people, but it's really not.
I'm just talking about the Internet.
People, I got you. That's the majority of people
(02:00:34):
talking negative anyway. They just.
Want something and say whatever,no matter what, they're going to
buy it. Oh yeah, they're going to buy
it. They just want to talk that
shit. But if you want to increase your
sales, man, that's that's the. Way they're not getting sales
like. That and their PR, they want to
turn that shit. That's the way to do it.
That's the way to win people over.
Dude, if I was a company I was any developer out there who
wasn't Nintendo, I would bring out a release title with a
(02:00:57):
switch to for $40. I mean.
Killing is the second game everybody buys.
I mean, that's what people were doing in the E shop with the
indie games. So remember they were throwing
it for like $0.99. What?
I'm not Sir. So be up in the game that was.
60 bucks, get that loss, get thesale.
Yeah. Yeah, everyone will buy it.
That's the way to. Especially if everything else is
(02:01:18):
high, yeah. That's the business model.
I agree with Mass produce. It's gonna sell very well year
one, regardless of what's going,they're going to, they're gonna
sell, yeah. That's Nintendo, and it's still
gonna be popular. There's a Nintendos got what
they do. They bring out their games.
They got them. It's it's a timeline.
Yeah. They know what they're.
Doing they don't budget on theirprices.
They they they, they've been sleazy for a minute.
This is full scumbag. Dude it's been 8 years they had
(02:01:40):
to drop the switches price. The Apple.
It's the Apple of gaming, no? It is.
It is though. It is.
Dude, they're going to raise theprice with these tariffs.
So I'm sorry, what are we talking about four, 5500?
It's going to be, I'm not rulingthat out.
It's going to be. Higher we don't know yet, but.
It's not going to be back to zero.
We don't know. Tariffs ain't going to.
It's going to do something. But also what they should do to
(02:02:02):
to to kind of save face is just be honest man.
Just be like yo we fucked up. And I'll never do it.
We. We didn't announce the price.
We, we, you know, miscommunication, we apologize,
just own up to your friggin Nintendo owns up to nothing.
But they're not gonna because they're right.
They're always right. Apparently get Reggie to say it.
Get Reggie's retired, man. I thought you meant radical
(02:02:25):
Reggie. No, I was like, why?
What do you have to be? His body is retired.
His body? I'm not really.
Like, yo, I'm tired of being in the face of anything.
Yeah, I'm not putting my face out there.
People saying he's still runninga company.
He's enjoying his retirement, man.
Let the guy. He's like, leave me alone, Yeah.
He's like, I'm on the ocean, I'min the island right now.
I'm in. I'm in an ocean.
(02:02:46):
I'm in the ocean, they say. I'm looking at the ocean.
They say 650US price. After after tariffs.
If they if they go through tariffs, yeah.
I think that's realistic. But do you know what if that
does happen? The gaming industry in a as a
whole. Yeah, it's going.
It's getting destroyed. It's.
A gaming crash that was predicted, man.
Yeah, that's that's going to. Be they predicted a gaming crash
(02:03:07):
and I didn't think it was going to be like.
The handheld market, all those Chinese systems, everything not
the Tibu is out of business. Anything from China's?
Everyone already charges tariffslike the prices will be
outlandish. This is incredibly bad for
anything technical. It could get reversed, so it's
remains to be seen. We just have to wait and see
man. Young Reggie sold weed in the
(02:03:28):
Bronx. That's why he's good at selling
that Nintendo. Now where's that picture of
Reggie fusing me? The high school picture.
Remember that you had the Afro no?
I never you never saw. That Let me see if I can find
it. Hold up guys, let me pull it up.
Find a picture of smoking weed. Let me pull it up.
GTO is good. I mean GTOGTA is going to be
(02:03:50):
what people want. It's going.
To be 100 bucks. They're going to be what people
are asking for, which is who's to blame for that, not them.
The. People asking for it?
Yep. Oh, there we go, Reggie in the
chat. There we go.
Yeah. Reggie's not radical, oh man.
But if you like to speak, announce a Nintendo and fix this
problem. Reggie, you're day one for
(02:04:12):
Nintendo Switch. We need to get you out there
talking about Nintendo. Word.
Oh. Shit.
This got me. He's like, Nah, not me, man.
Reggie's like, Nah, I'm good man.
I'm. Gonna come out pleasing me.
She's pleasing me. Give me a second here.
No, but I'm I'm excited though. Nintendo Switch too.
I'm excited. I'm excited that Nintendo is not
(02:04:34):
doing something wildly differentfor a console.
I'm glad that it's a sequel system.
They don't ever do real sequel systems so.
Nintendo. Nintendo 65, yeah.
Come out for like, hey, you know, it's like.
All their handhelds. For for a long time like it's
the Wii was something different and they went for the Wii here
radically different and they went back to the Switch you.
Guys ready for this? Go ahead, you.
(02:04:55):
Need to stop expecting. Oh yeah, man.
I saw that picture. It was like, it was like, the
name is Fran. That's Fran.
No, she looks like she used to break dance.
What was that show? That's hilarious.
She used to. She was like a person from shit.
What's happening right? Yeah.
No, that looks like one. Yeah, that.
Show those. I don't know those people, but.
(02:05:15):
That's. Like a character from.
It looks like the rocking too cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, there is some rock fives,
dude. Oh, man.
Wow. Late 70s, seventies, she was
like a female. Why those got females?
A lot of females look like that in the 70s.
That was the hairdo, man Jeez. I know it offended a lot of
(02:05:35):
people, but I mean, it's true. It's looked like that in the
70s, but that's what hairdos were.
Bring it, Reggie, bring it. Wow.
Oh, do it. Seems like I'm just spoken
Turbo's ass on live stream. We'll do it.
We'll do it. Street Fighter 6 for Nintendo
Switch too. Oh my.
God, we'll do it on that versionas well.
We'll get that. Why would we do it on the
(02:05:55):
inferior system? Question it.
Looks just as good as a serious ass, right?
Are you picking up a switch to day one, Reggie?
Yeah, Reggie, what are you gonnado?
You're gonna pick up a switch. Too.
You know Reggie ain't picking up.
There. He ain't picking that up, man.
Picking up day one. Y'all act like the PS5 Pro $800?
You act like Reggie. I don't.
Have one I don't have APS 5 pro neither.
(02:06:18):
I'm not trying. I ain't buying that shit.
Either. That's too much.
Not as a pro. You kidding me?
No, there's people who. How many open box pros we have
at work, dude, Everybody buys itand sees nothing different
because they play games at art. They just.
Surprise, surprise they. Play performance 60 frames 1080P
you've. Wasted your money, you.
Got to have the TV, you got to have the right cables you're
(02:06:41):
going to have the game that's updated yes if you're just
playing Call of Duty you're like, yo, this isn't this isn't
any different you. Need the HDMI 2.1 I think is the
the high speed cable. Yeah read that out loud.
Anybody here? Plenty of time for turbo to
(02:07:01):
practice And no I'm not switchedto is bunk.
It's just going to be me. It's just me.
Well, the channel has something to look forward to then.
Yeah. We will have switched to
representation on the channel. You bet.
You better stream. You better stream that all by
turbo, yeah? You're going to have to.
Stream. I'm going to set up Turbo so you
(02:07:22):
could stream from his privacy ofhis own home.
Even if it's over $700.00 you can still get in it.
Oh, hell no. No, no, no, no, no.
You kidding me? No.
You draw the line somewhere. Switch to tariff price.
No, no, no, no. That's.
Not I can't do that. No way.
No, I'll do it. 500 with Marrow World.
I'll do that. You know I'll do that.
Mario World? Mario World?
You mean Mario? Kart World.
(02:07:43):
You know what? Mario World?
Mario World. Mario Kart.
World can get that for free. Yeah, right.
You missed married. It's how that happen.
It's going to be it's going to be a hit.
It's going to be a hit. But Zelda 60 frames, I gotta do
it. I got no God.
I gotta do it. Yeah, that shit hits you, man.
It's Stop drinking creamy green tea.
(02:08:09):
We need somebody on their side for the.
Podcast. He's drinking some creamy.
We need somebody on Nintendo, yeah.
Did you see Breath of the Wild though?
Running on freaking switch to hardware.
What the? Are you gonna play different
game? Are you gonna play Breath of
Wild again? Yes, play ohh.
Start. I'm starting over again from the
beginning. The song looks so much brighter
but the sun looks so much brighter I can't believe it.
(02:08:30):
Yeah, it's great, The Sun. Can't wait to buy it has.
HDR. I can't wait 4K because I don't
have it. It's going to be 70 dollars,
$70. We need to have a compilation of
Turbos D riding on this channel,like from Xbox to Nintendo, like
he's looking to ride all the time.
Yeah. 60 frames. Do you know how he?
Turns into a redneck when you talk about.
(02:08:51):
It dude, we need that counterpoint to argue so it's a
good. Complaints about Sony.
I mean. Metroid time for 120 frames.
Like I said, everything looked beautiful, everything looked
great. I'm not even hating on the
quality of games. Everything looked great.
It's the scummy nonsense at the end of the presentation.
By not revealing the price, yeah.
Anybody in chat? Does anybody in chat agree with
(02:09:12):
Turbo? Maine, I know you play APC.
That's you. I'm not techie like that.
I'm not getting this on APC. It's not.
I need it on a Nintendo console the way it's.
Supposed to be play, understand when Turbo says 60 frames, he
doesn't equate 120 frames. That we can already do.
Yeah, no, he just doesn't. He just looks at Nintendo.
The smooth the smoothness startsat 60, though the smoothness
(02:09:35):
starts at 60. Yeah, I know.
Oh. What was it the what's the the
the hard drive space on the system again?
Is it 256? It's 2:56.
Oh, this is the thing we didn't talk about either.
The memory cards. Yes.
So they use Express cards now. You cannot use your old memory
cards on it. Listen, I understand they want
to do future proofing. Yeah, they want to make it so
(02:09:56):
that stuff can run from that card onto the system.
Because of what the system lacks, it needs it to be from
somewhere else. So you got to buy your cards.
Right now those cards are prettyexpensive.
Take on the Sony route man the 2. 156 right now.
They said there's a TB one beingmade, but it's not out yet.
The 256 one is like like I don'tremember the price, maybe 80-60,
(02:10:18):
something like that, sixty or something.
It's up there. But that small, like these games
is large price. These games are gonna be large
and the second at the regular memory cards drop down in price
for everybody to buy. Yeah, of course there's a new
standard. I know the 256 SD card not even
the branded by Nintendo is like stupid expenses.
Like 70 bucks. Just for the Nintendo logo on
the damn SD card. Just buy two games a year.
(02:10:39):
Yeah, that's what you'll be doing, buying two games.
A. Year to the second they said are
they going to have you be able to pick your textures?
I don't know, not paying hand onhandheld.
It's not 4K, no, but you got to download 4K textures.
The dock. I think the dock upscales it.
Yeah, it's what Dock does, right?
Yep. But yeah, so you can play laggy
(02:11:00):
shit, then you're like, that's not gonna work.
That's not gonna work that way. Yeah, I don't know, man.
Yeah. And I add seconds to lag while
you're playing on the dock. That's not that's not the step
up you want. Yeah.
So it's not going to be all upscale, but yeah, that's an
extra price. That's more, that's more.
It's $10.10 dollars, $10.10 dollars, $10.10 dollars.
Nickel and diming man That's it.Just get the expansion pack, you
(02:11:22):
get a lot of that stuff for free.
So when you download your old Zelda to the new system at 4K,
you're going to just have that one game?
Yeah, because. In Mario World, I'll probably
get what's. Mario World, dude.
Mario Kart Kart World. I'm not going to say all the
syllables. You know what I mean?
You know what? You got to say the word, the
title of the game. Kart World, I'm going to get the
(02:11:44):
Donkey Kong also. That's going to happen in July.
I'm going to get that. I'll give him this.
It's not like the Vita. It's not proprietary, no.
Those cards are going to be in the newer things.
I don't know if those can read in a regular card system now,
like a card reader or anything that uses the memory card now.
We have yet to be. It's maybe going to be regular,
we don't know. Remains to be seen, but.
(02:12:05):
Yes. It's not it's own thing.
I give them that and everybody'sgoing to have to move up to
Express cards when they start lowering the price, yes, but
right now they. Start lowering the price again,
yeah. Never.
Ever. Keyword on the podcast.
Nintendo Lower. The price, he said to Mr. Part
of the presentation. That moral cosmic evasion?
(02:12:27):
Yeah. That was last.
Dude, I'm beyond pumped for that.
Like, like that's like #1 for methis year.
Like I'm so fucking fired up. I hope it's not 70.
Dollars, two versions. I'd be like, Daddy was like, yo,
we got we got to make money somehow.
No, that's what. That's what the Nintendo's
charging us to put it on, actually.
(02:12:49):
How much was turtles? Was that 50?
No. Turtles.
No, that was like 2499. Yeah, that wasn't even really.
Yeah, that was cheap. What about streets of age?
Maybe 40? 40. 40, maybe 40 for streets of
age for the Switch. Yeah, Beat them up.
Sorry, they're not. They haven't been like turtles.
Was 24, though. Yeah, none of them have been 60
or 50. OK.
(02:13:10):
So we could look below that home.
Yeah, I'm, I'm thinking. Around the same version, yeah.
Switch 2 versions gonna be 70. But is it only key card?
Yeah. I'm predicting like 2499 for
cosmic invasion. Listen, prices by the time that
comes out might be nowhere near that 40.
Five, Yeah. Yeah, it's like by time
combined. The territory.
Different they were like but there's also secret characters.
(02:13:31):
You might have to have to get iton a different console man.
Yeah. It's like, yo, we're the only
ones that are making games for the next four years.
All the US companies, yeah. Oh man.
Don't even start, Sir. Listen, this is coming down to
man. No, no.
Nothing from China, none from overseas.
(02:13:52):
Get your backlogs ready. Yeah, get your physical games
ready. Download everything.
Download everything. It's gonna be a wild ride.
Yeah, wild ride. It's.
Gonna be a wild ride. It's.
Gonna be a. Cold.
Wait for the, wait for the hacks.
Yeah, but I think that's every bullet point for the Switch.
Did we miss anything else? I, I think we covered pretty
much everything, man. Like we covered the direct, we
(02:14:14):
covered, you know. I'm waiting for the mass
confusion on multiple things coming up.
And there's still ongoing news about the switch, too.
So every day. Yeah, right.
Every second of every day. This.
So yeah. Save your pennies.
Yeah, yeah. If you're planning on playing
anything game wise because of what Nintendo is doing, it's not
good for the industry. Sell a kidney you don't.
(02:14:36):
Need them Sell your first born sell.
Your first born. You don't need one of those.
Yeah, your first born. Yeah.
Put them to work. Put them to work.
Yeah, that was everything. And we're going to talk about
schedule. Hell yes.
For those who are tuned in for the first time and you just
(02:14:58):
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We have let's play Sundays, Let's multiplayer games, ladies
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A mix of 2 might be 1. Follow social media, join the
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I think we're doing gal guardians.
Right Cal Guardians Multiverses.Right, You know, multiverse,
something like that. So, oh, don't join the social
media because we just told you no, right?
Wow. Of course, of course, Chuck,
where'd you got going on Fridays?
I fight on Fridays, 9:00 PM Eastern Standard Time every
Friday. I play fighting games.
I play beat them up. Sometimes I beat people up,
sometimes I beat. People up sometimes sometimes
(02:15:39):
sometimes like sometimes sometimes.
No, I said it twice. That's why.
Because sometimes I beat people up and sometimes I get beat up,
but sometimes I beat people. Up twice sometimes.
You beat them up twice. Yeah, I'm tired guys, sometimes.
But this Friday, I'm I'm really I might jump back into Devil May
Cry. Yeah, Speaking of which, that
show is no. I pinched like 4 episodes last
(02:16:03):
night's really good fire. Really good.
Yeah, I'm a big fan of it. It's actually very good.
When I have time this week, man.They did a damn good job with
that show, I thought. It was cool.
Did voice acting, music, action everything is done very.
Well, are you all catching the Easter eggs?
Yeah, I. Didn't play a lot of the new
ones so. I caught I caught two in the
same episode. Not even not not even Devil May
(02:16:25):
Cry used to. I saw some other stuff like.
Yeah. Yeah, I caught calm.
Yeah, I caught two in the same episode.
I said can't wait to watch dude,and I was high as hell.
I said oh. And.
Then I fell asleep. No, I was kidding.
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every single freaking week. We love that.
Keeps us doing what we do, all that work.
So however you guys want to do it however you like, you know,
Is that so right? Did the brat do that how you
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like it? No, no.
Do you that? What a way to ruin everything.
TI, but come on man. Special announcement for
everybody out there watching live or listening to this.
We will not be having a podcast next week, but we're going to
return the following week. Nintendo's Bowl.
Yes, Nintendo's fault, man. We'll be gathering more news in
the meantime. Yes, we'll be gathering more
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news in the meantime and also doing some Patreon stuff in 4th
wall footage. So the footage.
So until next week or next two weeks, peace out everybody.
Yep. Hug your parents.
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