Our Ultimate Hack'n Slash Arcade Classic Tier List

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So what's on the docket for today, guys?
The docket. What's on the docket?
What's on the docket? What's on the docket?
We're going to announce the the Indie Game of the Week.
I'm glad you asked. Yeah, I'm glad you asked.
Are you guys ready? I think you're ready.
I've been ready. I don't know about you.
We have River City Saga 3 Kingdoms released July 21st,

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2022, developed by A Plus Games published by Arc System.
Works available on PS4, NintendoSwitch and Steam.
Excellent, excellent. Bam bam bam.
You guys played this right? Yes, we did.
Hell yeah, Hell yeah. And it was, I thought it was.
I didn't, you know, it took me by surprise, you know, 'cause we

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played River City Ransom before we played River City Girls.
And I'm like, they're taking theRiver City characters and
throwing them into, you know, the story of the Three Kingdoms
that's been told what in DynastyWarriors for like, you know,
like for. Yeah, isn't it romance and.
It's like romance, the three king.
Yeah, it's that it's that story.It's that story that all those

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games are are based on. So it's pretty, it's creative,
actually. But the this is not an easy
game. That's actually Lupu right
there. Oh my God, it's.
Like this big woman, It's hilarious.
Like I can't believe that's Lubu.
Yeah, it's like you got a Bobo all all the familiar, you know,
River City characters, you know,they they they play a part in

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this and it's actually it's a pretty good game.
It's just like a River City ransom.
Tons of techniques and upgrades that you have in this game.
You're running from one point tothe other.
There are side quests in it. Two player Co-op.
This game even has a four playerCo-op.
That's right. Played on the channel called
China Heroes. Steppen Story.
Right. Yeah.
No, I don't think. I think it's.

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Kind of like an arcade. Version it's kind of the same
story. It's like an arcade version.
Yeah, it's just a condensed. It's got like 10 levels and it's
just like straight beat them up,you know, left to right
scrolling type thing and. It's more character selectable.
I think in the main story campaign you can only choose
two. Yeah.
So yeah, a lot more people are available, but I like their

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their special moves that they got like not not only like, you
know, you know, with your hands and feet, but you also call in
like arrow strikes and shit likethat and clear the screen, which
is pretty dope. I mean, I never thought they
could do so much with the River City license, but they they
really went in like they got thewhole map, you know, you got to
backtrack side quests and shit like that.
They even have the sprites from the original.
Yeah, basically. And remix the music to the shop.

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The shop music is fire. I'm sorry.
The shop music is fucking crazy.The shop music?
The version in this particular game.
This shot music is insane. And of course, Double Dragons
make an appearance. Yes, they do as well.
No, it's it's it's a really it'sa great game.
It even has a sequel coming out.So, you know, if you're a River
City fan and you know, you wannayou're interested in checking
out the spin out, the spin off. It's it's a great game.

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Yeah, it's a great. Time and then I promise you
there's more moves than what this guy's doing right here
there's. A lot more moves.
So yeah, yeah, there are so manymoves and you customize like you
customize and choose where you want them to go like you could.
It's like juggling this actual air juggles in that game with
their little ass hands and feet.And it's just like it's, there's

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so many different techniques to choose from.
Like the build that I had was way different than the build
that you had. You know, you had some like
there was just some like crazy this like Liu Kang kicks.
It was just, it was insane. It was like the juggling is
insane. OK, he's using his feet.
There we go. Well, it's a great game.
I think we're going to try. Have to.
We're probably going to have to.Get Yeah, we'll get down.
We'll have to get we'll have to get down on the sequel for that.
So hell yes. And our system works.

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You know, it's publisher published a lot of, you know,
wait forward stuff when they work on the River City universe.
Can't go wrong, man. No, you can't.
They know what they're doing. Yep, that's the official level
857 seal equality. Oh yeah, yeah, Buddy is there.
Woo woo, woo, woo woo. Hell yeah.
All right. Let's talk about the Year of the

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Ninja. I feel like it's the year of the
IT really. Damn right.
Which I said two years ago. And I and I predicted it, so you
still you got. You.
Still, wow, just like it's goingto be the year of Castlevania.
Also, man, watch. Watch it.
Castlevania. Hell yeah.
Man should have been a long timeago.
That's why I got my Ryu shirt. Man, man, man.
Who's that? Who's that?

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That's the Hayabusa. That's the Hayabusa.
He's side eye on you right now. I don't.
Know he's actually looking at Jay if you really is and he
looks upset he. Looks I know who you are.
Oh boy, the Hayabusa. See, when you take that magic
mod tonight and sleeps, Hayabusawon't come cut you bro.
He's a ninja. You gonna sleep right through
it? He's a ninja.
Sorry bro, I see that. Say bye to sticks, you got the

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same you got. The poor man height.
Height. Hilarious.
It's going to be. It's going to be a good year.
Well, what's going to be better,the 2D or the 3D?
The 3D what's? Going to be what's going to be
more frustrating. Yeah, the 3D.
Well, I don't know though the 2Dis a is a metroidvania right?
Like I mean it didn't have a mapon in the in the the trailer so

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I'm not really. Sure.
All right. So if it's straight up linear,
then I think the 3D game is going to be better.
But they're both going to be great.
Like with me, I was gravitate through the 3D.
One I will have both. Right, exactly.
I'm going to get both. It's not like I.
Still got to play. I'm not going to play two.
I already beat two. I'll play 2 black.
I don't know. I don't know if I want to go
back even though it looks better.
Yeah, start that old camera dude.
That game is going to be rough. Oh my God this games are

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significantly harder than the than the originals I'm.
Going to save all my frustrationfrom part 4.
Watching Jay play that, it's like watching him play Resident
Evil. Shut up.
I beat all the Ninja Gaid in 3D ones all right?
All. Even the terrible three, The
first one. You beat the arcade.
I said. The he said yeah, beat the
arcade. Damn arcade, it's stuck.
Oh man. Alright, what we got next?

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Speaking of arcades, we are ranking all the arcade hack and
slash legends together. Tier list.
Part 2 of the Tier list. Hell yeah, man.
Part 2. Beat em UPS in the arcade.
Yes. Well, one beat em up.
We have one beat em up on the and that's leftover from the
last one that we didn't have. So beat em up but they're all
hack and slash. They're all beat em up.

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That's like they it doesn't matter how you do it because
they're gonna end up at the samethe same.
I mean, they're, yeah. It's the quality of the game is
the quality of the game it's going to end up on.
It's the tier level that it's going to end up regardless of
whether you mix them up with hack hack and slashes or beat
them up, so it doesn't even really matter.
I'm just saying so. Many titles.
The only on this. We had to do a Part 2.
On this list, yeah, there's a lot of titles, so we have to

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split. For real.
So we're going to start off withthe first one.
That's the only beat them up on this list.
Everything else is a hack and slash.
So here we go. We have Cadillacs and Dinosaurs,
released February 1st, 1993, developed and published by
Capcom. Wow.
My shirts, said Capcom Y'all, but they're not the the

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Cadillacs, all dinosaurs, you know?
Almost forgot to to go over the tier list for anybody who's not
familiar with our lists, yeah, it starts off on the top
essential, followed by great, good, OK, trash, true dash or
never played. Those are the listings got

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change trash the booty hole. Wow wow that's that's for your
booty hole? Wow, didn't like the game.
I thought it was booty hole. Maybe on another team.
Yeah, ranking. We'll do that when we break
Victoria Lucas, we'll change allof our our tears to be very

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uncomfortable. Oh God, he'd be like Nah man,
come on, essential. Guys always got to fuck with me.
Change essential to anyway, let's start with style man, this
is easy because I didn't play it.
I never played this game never played this game.
I always thought the the conceptwas stupid, so I'm being dead

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out. I heard this was awesome.
Everyone says it was great, but I always thought the Cadillacs
of dinosaurs. I was like what the fuck?
That's dumb and I never and I and for that I never played it.
You don't believe they were Cadillacs during the dinosaur?
I just never played. I just thought it was.
I thought it was a stupid concept, so I just never played
it. Yeah, I never played the arcade
version, but I played the the console version of this.
There was a console version of this For what console?

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Probably Genesis. Who?
Knows Genesis. Probably Genesis.
No shit, it was Genesis. But what this is, is basically
like a sequel. It was like final fight after
the Punishers update. Sorry.
Punishers after after that. So I played this not a lot, but
when I did play it, I was like, yo, this got slept on hard.

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It got slept on hard because it was like, you know how when the
Streets Rage 2 or whatever came out and that took over, there
was no more talk about final fight or anything like that.
This game is what people should have been talking about, but
they never had a really good home port that was like
multiplayer, like the arcade like that.
It's. Like a Super Nintendo game.
Could have been, but it would have been one player.

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Guaranteed. I mean, like I said, this game,
it's very good if he if he did actually get to play in an
arcade, but. See, that wasn't convincing.
Like the guy I'm looking at doing that kick like that, just
oh man, he does. He's not convincing.
He's a black belt. I don't know why you're hating,
I just. He's just wearing a hat.
Tight ass yellow pants like dinosaurs.

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He can't do the kicks if his pants are not tight.
Man, I don't know. I would put this in actually.
Let me see the tail list again. Such a nonsensical fucking name.
That's why I would. Put that particular title in.
Great. OK, wow, went up to it's pretty.
High, but it's above accuracy. It's above.
It's above good. It's above good.
It's not, it's not essential, right?

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But yeah, it belongs. There, OK, he said.
Great. I'm looking.
It's looking OK to me. Wow.
I never played. I never.
I can't say I'm gonna never playit.
I never. Play it.
So two never played and you saidgreat.
Unfortunately, I've only seen the cartoon.
I have not played this. Oh.
Really. I thought I was the only one
who? Never.
Wow, Chuck, how was the? Cartoon play 'cause it was only

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really. I don't remember it.
I mean it's it's so long ago, like it's not fresh in my
memory. I walked by it a million times,
I just never was interested in. Playing, yeah, I don't think
I've ever played that game. I think it was at my cousin's
house I he rented it and that's the only time I ever played it
and only got one one chance to play it.
And we both played the console. That was it.
I never played the arcade version of this.

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Wow. Yeah, yeah.
I guess maybe ladies. Ladies, I know right?
You. Got to play.
I know might have to. I know I got to do.
That Jay said it was great. Yeah, it's.
Going to go in. Great man, Jay says.
A lot of things, really. Said that that's another one.
So it's going to great. Go in there.
Is there anybody in the chat whocould just negate this?
Wow and. They negate we got.

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A lot. We got a lot of titles.
To go. Yeah, man.
Completely caught him all right.What's the next title?
The next title is golden. Axe released May 27th, 1989.
Developed and published by Sega.Sega.
Yes. That's right.
Man. Start.

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I mean, come on. I mean, you got to start it,
man. I mean, come on, come on, man.
What you think? No, that's, that's my comment.
Come on. What you what you think of it?
Nah, for real, come on, Nah. This game's the shit.
I mean, this is play this in thearcade, play this on the
Genesis. It's better on the Genesis.
It's funny. It's better on the Genesis.
It's it's wild. It is.
It's smoother and it's. Obviously sound is better than

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arcade. There's more levels.
That they added in level. And a boss.
Yeah. Cadillacs and Dinosaurs looks
better than this man. It does, for sure.
There's a big difference. No, this this to me, is
essential. I don't have to.
Say shit, but this is the Genesis 1.
Where's the arcade one? Don't.
Worry about that, don't care. This is essential.
I have nothing else to say. Oh, it's rough, because I love

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Golden Axe and I still can play it to this day from beginning to
end. Well, at least near the end.
Like when you get to that level,you fall off in the hole.
I'm like, all right. That's it then.
It's almost like it's probably going to get turned off.
Yeah, it's if I die too many times, it's going to turn off.
But there are certain things in there that make it classic,
which is the music. Big, big reason why it's classic

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because most beat them up step streets.
Rage can't mess with the music in this game.
I don't know where to the. Music's its own thing, too.
Like Alex has its own style, yeah.
And Part 1 I mean Part 2 and three No 3.
Tried something funky? They didn't have the.
Same. It wasn't bad, but it was funky.
It was like funky. Three, yeah, it's I ain't like 2

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was something 2 was. Those didn't happen.
They they destroyed, they destroyed the sound.
Effects this is so early though,look at the graphics on the gold
Max thing. Like, you know how early this
game came out? This is like.
The first game on the other sideto side panel, Yeah, it's rough,
dude. There's something about the two
slashes and throwing them. I don't know why that's so
fucking amazing to me. They did a lot without doing a

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lot. And you know what, All right,
not to interrupt you, but the thing that I love so much is
when you do like two hits on somebody and someone's creeping
up from behind you, do the twirla spin slash makes you feel like
mad. Martigan in that bitch.
And I was like, yo, I was like that.
That was fucking dope. But I'm sorry.
I. Don't I don't see I can't do
essential. No.

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Because there's so much more to a beat em up that they do add.
It's it's very much the simplestform of beat em up.
It's OK to say good man. I know, I know, it's OK.
I understand why it's not an essential for me.
It should be because I love it. Jay's about to put Cadillacs and
dinosaurs ahead of Golden Axe. No, it's going in the same team.
Like like I'm going to it's. Going it's great game.

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So you say great. It's a great game.
So great. It doesn't have to have 800
moves, it's. No, it's great.
It doesn't. I'm putting it great.
OK, that's funny. Really like a combo with that
ends in a kick or throw, a back move, a jumping under thrust and
a jump slash. That's all that's pretty and
it's. But you need music and you need
character design like you need more and.

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You got Dragons. You got, you got animals you can
get on and whatever that thing was, What the heck?
I don't know what? Yeah.
What is that thing that look like?
I don't know. I don't know.
With the tail, yeah. Catrice OR.
Something, you know, fuck the skeletons.
I can't stand them. They're the worst fucking things
in the game. She fucks.
But. But I could play.
It's just like kind of like how we had Double Dragon top tier

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and it's like that's early, but it has a certain magic to it.
Hit every hit all the the the points.
Yes, hit every single points. And I, I wish you can gut these
like a gnomes, man. I want to I, I yeah, if you can
gut them. Beaver, Nash.
Bastard. But you can do it wrong 'cause
we saw it done wrong. Yeah.
Oh no, you know you can't get itdone wrong.
It was done wrong. Same concept.

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So great. Yes, Golden Axe, let's see.
You know, when I do these games,I do them based.
I don't do nostalgia glasses, you know, I do them based on
today. How do they hold up?
And I played the Genesis 1 recently, you can still have a
good time with the first game. We're not talking about the Sage
Ages 1. Not that.
No, no, no, no, no. The.
Arcade. The arcade?

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No the arcade is just as good asthe genesis but it has less
levels, better animation the thethe eagles.
Big ass eagles got the eye rotating, that's the only
difference. Well actually can I drop it a
level because of the ending? Gileus has the golden Axe.
He actually has the golden axe. Like he doesn't have the Golden
Axe and the Genesis 1, but good.I'm playing good.
It's the combat isn't deep, but it's not basic.

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It's in between. It's in between deep and basic.
It's like it's good enough, but you know, it's like your
destiny. The skeletons still suck.
I could play it over, but it's good.
It's good. When you killed enemies to go.
So you got. So far we got one essential
great, and then we got good. Damn fucking it up right now.
I'm going to have to leave this in good.

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You're dead to me too. I don't have a ton of like.
Just put never play memories. That are just like, yeah, go to
that, you know what I mean? But it wasn't bad.
That's good. We need to.
Play that. It was awesome when it first
came out today. Today it's.
Awesome. It's good.
It's awesome. That's up to you guys.
That's up to you guys. Genesis version I.
Need Al. It's up to.
You I need a 10 minute break. The Genesis version was amazing,

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but this isn't the Genesis version that we're talking
about. We're talking about the arcade.
And I've only played this maybe like a handful of times.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was different, though.
It was different. I'm Yeah, no, it was great.
I'm going to say it's great. Got 2 grades, two goods.

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Great. Two grades, two goods and a
essential. I would I would say that sorry
evens out to averages out to great.
Yeah. Great it is.
I swear if Cadillacs and dinosaurs don't worry about it
higher than play next, I'm walking off.
Play. OK, look at it.
Play it tonight. Just look at it.
Play it tonight. So 1 character has four
characters. Look at it.

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Look, Cadillacs and Titus it. Happened like it happened.
He's upset. Oh boy.
How am I upset this early? I don't know.
I have no idea we. Still got to go.
We still got more to go. Let's go golden, golden.
Egg. This is POW Prisoners of War,
released September 13th, 1988. Developed and published by SNK.

(21:54):
I played this, I don't remember if I played this I.
Definitely played this. I played this more on the I
think it was either Genesis or Nintendo.
I figured. I think it was on the Genesis.
Nintendo. It was Nintendo retailer.
I could have sworn it was. Genesis BLWS.
We have to go, we have to refer to the footage.
But I definitely play this in the arcade.
I enjoyed it like, you know, it was like, oh cool, you know when
you're in the beat em up phase, whatever's out.

(22:15):
Oh my God, this looks cool. I could hit people, but there is
no glaring memories I have for this.
I'm not going to say this game was trash.
It's like that. It's yeah, it's just like a it's
just like a it's like a regular beat em up that, you know,
interesting concepts and interesting basic blandish
combat. Yeah, it gets OK.

(22:39):
I'll give it an. OK.
Nothing, nothing crazy. All right.
I played this mostly on NES. I did and the arcade has two
players which makes it already better.
And it wasn't on the hall. Yet not on Nintendo, no, but I
like the game 'cause it is the gun which he has now.
Not a lot of beat em UPS had guns at the time.

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Different ish at the time. It doesn't doesn't have that
magic that holds. Now I would put it in good
'cause it's not a bad game, but it's not anything special, OK,
not really. Argue OK, it's going straight to
OK. Did I play this with you?
I did. I think we.
Played this I think. We played this.

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I played it in the arcade. Yeah, we played it in the
arcade. I don't think I ever played
this. And I never played this.
Doesn't suck, but it's just like.
Yeah, just like it was there. I'm not going to play it again
you. Know it's like nothing asking me
to play this exactly. Yeah, it's just like, alright.
Animation was a little choppy. The hit boxes were a little
funny. It was not.
It's not as polished as a doubledragon or a golden axe.

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You know, but this came out whenDouble Dragon was.
Around exactly not. Quite everything else.
Yeah, it's like, no, I was OK. I jump kick his.
Sauce Billy was around. I get no.
I do get by Billy vibes from that though.
Yes, I do. OK, I'm fine with OK actually.
Yeah, he looks at it again. He's like, actually, you know, I

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can't. It's not bad.
It's not a bad game, but. It's really good though.
It's like it's it's an. Aside, it's the size OK?
It's an OK. Yeah, it's actually the
definition of, OK. It's the definition of yeah,
it's OK. It's OK.
It's. OK.
Not mad at. That alright, I have no argument

(24:23):
for that, so POW goes in the OK.Hell yes here.
Pow pow, right next to Batman. Pow.
Pow. ZAP what?
Do we have next? Alright, so next we have.
Sengoku released February 12th, 1991.
Developed and published by SNK. This is the first one, right?

(24:46):
Yep. Pull up.
OK. Pull up footage.
OK. I used to like this a lot,
actually, back in the day. This was at Joe's Deli.
I remember I used to play. Yes.
Yeah, I used to play it. A couple of times.
Yeah, I actually had a good timewith this.
This was this was pretty fun. I would say good.
I would I would give it a nice, solid good.
This was a good game, I rememberdying a lot.
This game was created to make you die.

(25:07):
Yeah, yeah, I remember dying a lot, but I just remember liking
the way the game looked, like, the art, the swords and like,
you know, everything just flyingat you and then next thing you
know you're dead for DLG. Oh man.
But yeah, no, I would say it's good from what I remember.
I remember it being a good game,like, right.
If you asked me to play it now, I'd throw it in for a stage.
Maybe 2. Not playing the whole game
again, but drink wild soda. Wild.

(25:28):
I forgot about that wild soda. What the fuck is wild soda?
And I don't think I've ever seenthe second player in my life.
What that guy? Yeah, that's a cowboy game.
That is the that the oddest second player I've seen.
I mean, you're, you were in the clouds fighting a that's.
Heartbreak Kid. Shawn Michaels.
Yeah, you think is in Cadillacs and dinosaurs.

(25:48):
Yeah. That's exactly who should be in
it. I mean, it's nonsensical also,
but yeah, damn, arcade is a crazy factor.
I give this a good. I give it a good.
All right, I'm. Trying to remember the
difference between this and two.I'm trying that with I don't
remember 2, I remember 3. We're going to see I Need
Footage. I listen.
If I gave I'm sorry. I gave POW and a good I'm sorry,

(26:10):
I'm sorry. It's under OK though.
It's under OK but under my rating I should have put it just
under OK so because this I remember this title very well
and just because it was better than their other beat em up
which was what ninja combat thiswas better than that.

(26:31):
Yes, it was. So that's why we have better
memories, but it wasn't great. Wait, that that many characters?
What the fuck? Is this There was a few?
There was a few in this. I'm giving this, I'm giving this
one an OK no. Wow.
Well, it's on the cusp. It's on the cusp.
You know what? No, I'm giving this an OK, just
like I should've gave peeled up.Sorry, I can't because I can't.

(26:54):
This is better than peeled up. Really, catalog and dinosaurs
are great. That is great.
I give this a OK, I don't I today I would give probably, but
I first played it. I would give it a good, you
know, it was, it was good compared to beat them up That
came out when it came out. But I rate based on how it holds
up today. And that's just, it's OK.

(27:18):
It's OK. It doesn't suck, but it's basic.
It's yeah, that's it. That's all it's getting for me.
It's like Magician Lord to beat him up.
Like it kind of does look like it's actually kind of that's
pretty the way it looks, yeah. No, it does look like the way it
looks, but not the way it plays,Yeah.
No, no. It doesn't look like if it
wasn't beat em up that's what. It look like the way it takes

(27:38):
your money later though. Yeah, this is.
It. Wow, that's every SNK game.
I I have very fond memories of this.
Game. Oh, you'd welcome, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I have fond memories of this
game. It was cool when you grabbed the
orb and then formed a sword and whatnot.
I was like, this is fire. You showed some magician?
No, you're talking. About some magician now they had
some cool stuff in this game that was like, oh that's cool.

(28:00):
I'm but then you have enemies like that.
I'm a go left. I I thought this game was great.
Oh wow, it was great. Really.
Yo crackhead and these turtles. I really did.
I was like, I was obsessed with this game when I played in the
arcade dude. Yeah, I do remember playing this
a lot though. Yeah, old ass.
Yeah, the swords, bro. Look, look at that.

(28:20):
Look at my man. Got the sword.
Powers up, bro. It's fire.
That's kind of no. That's why I say, yeah, it's
good. It's a good game.
Yeah, I'm leaving. I'm leaving it a great.
I mean, it doesn't have to stay in great, but I I will
personally rate it as great. Voltron like.
I never played this in the arcade, however, I did buy the
the Switch version of this, the arcade port, whatever the

(28:42):
Switch. Oh, you did nice. 1-2 and three.
You got them all on the switch. That's actually pretty dope Yeah
'cause I I like the I played three and then I like, oh man,
three. I like the series.
I like the series. So I was like, I gotta get and I
saw it on sale and the Switch and I bought them and.
Are you sorry you bought it? No, OK, no, dude, this is a it's
a solid. Sorry.
Boy, it's a solid beat em up. I'm gonna put this under Good.

(29:04):
And you're a dog bro. Look at.
That yeah, they got some cool shit in the game.
I'm gonna say it's good. I wasn't you know how like beat
em UPS can get like super repetitive yeah, of course, like
every stage, everything in this game like you don't know what
the hell is coming next like youdon't know what the Hell's
happening next. It's like they throw so many
different they throw so much stuff at you.
There's so much variety with theenemies with the with the

(29:26):
background, everything wow and yeah it's a it's a solid it's a
solid hack and slash Yeah, it's a solid hack.
I'm, I'm, I'm actually good withgood, Yeah.
So we got 2 goods. I got a good.
Kev said OK, Chocolate said great, you said a good or OK,
you said OK, Oh, you said OK, sogood, good, OK.

(29:48):
It's a good one. Good.
Yeah, so. That happens.
Is out. Yeah.
Average is out. It's good.
I'm OK with that. Yeah, I'm OK with that.
Yeah, right. I think that's a solid cool.
It definitely doesn't belong in the same category as PO.
WI don't yet, No, no. Yeah, that.
If it went to OK, I'd be like, we gotta do.
This again bro that doesn't. Make sense?
Depending on how things go, we might have to move that down.

(30:09):
It goes from good to trash. It's like shit, stop.
Damn. Imagine.
Shit get serious in the. Tails right now.
Things could go very left prettyquick.
We'll see. We'll see when what the
company's in. No man, if there's any trend.
What do we have them next? Oh man, next we got.
Knights of the Round released November 27th, 1991.

(30:31):
Developed and published by Capcom.
OK, I got a special place in my heart for this game.
All right. I really, I think this might be
one of the most underrated hack and slashes arcade games that
I've played in the minute. I love the Super Nintendo one,
but that's only two players. The arcade is three players.
I love. I like the combat.

(30:53):
I love how when you get your points up, you upgrade and your
your your armor changes. I love that shit a lot and that
anything that involves promotions in like role-playing
games and stuff like that. I fucking love it.
I eat it up. You have the Lancelot Arthur,
who is it Percival with the axe.I what made me laugh is like the

(31:14):
baby sounds that the the enemiesmake like you'll be killing this
big dude with a spin. Goes like that shit made me
laugh. Also you could ride horses too
which is also dope. I like this a lot.
I give it a great. This was a lot of fun to me.
I still love this game to this day.
Looking at this now actually. I would throw this in and
probably play the whole thing. I played this last.

(31:35):
Year, Really. Yeah.
Me and Chuck played this. Is it three players?
Yeah, I got it, Chuck and I played it the Fighter Fridays.
It's on the Capcom fighting. Collection I got to get down or
something like this I got to get.
Down so one of the collections. I got to get down that.
I really love this game. Yeah, we played it on the
channel last year. And we had three players.
Oh wow. This is like Captain Commando
just for the right Oh yes. Sir, this is Capcom's answer to

(31:58):
gold Max, right? Probably pretty much, yeah.
Pretty. Much came out after, obviously,
but I I don't recall playing it.I don't recall.
Playing. I don't think I've seen you play
it, to be honest. I think you've been around it.
I don't I. Probably played it, probably got
through maybe once, but I alwaysget this mixed up with some
other thing with horses. Like what's the other game?

(32:19):
There's another game where you get on horses and stuff.
It looks just like. This I might know what you're
talking about. I don't think I played that.
Game Dungeons and Dragons No. Man, not that, no, no, no.
It's something like at the same time this came out, but I I
can't. If I had to rate it would be
good, but I don't recall playingit so I gotta put it in never
plate even though I probably did.

(32:41):
OK, now I don't I remember enough about it to give it a
read. OK.
Looks good. What about you this?
Was good and it holds up it's I think this holds up well today
I'm gonna give it a good. We played the shit out of.
This I'm gonna give it a good No, it probably it's another
horse too. No, it's it.
I think it is better than GoldenAxe though.
Actually I can go Golden Axe wonthis.
I would agree. I think this holds up better.

(33:03):
I'll give it a great. The worse does it go.
It's cuz it's, it's we're doing we're comparing arcade games,
you know, So we have to keep them.
We have to tear it based on that.
So it it could go this goes in great.
This goes in great. I'm good with that.
I really like this, looking at this game.
Nice. Way to God.
I want three players. I would play it again.
I'll play, I'll play playing. Chuck, what about you?
This game, I almost want to put it in essential.

(33:25):
Dude, it's like, I mean, you can, you can say it's on the
cusp. It's on the cusp.
My only the only thing keeping it from being in the essential
category is that it's not based on the King Arthur and the
Knights of the Round cartoon. If it was censure censure.
Y'all remember that cartoon I? Do no I did I.
Remember. Opening was.

(33:47):
I used to like that a lot. Yeah, they yeah.
Yeah, yeah, they used to love. That, but this game is great.
It is great if you like beat em UPS hacking slashes play this
game. Let me guess, your Percival is
that? Dude about say your Percival,
right? Yeah.
I was either Percival or King Arthur.
I was always Arthur. I was always Lancelot.
Lancelot too weak man. Arthur Man.
Oh really? So that was my character that

(34:09):
would work if we played through fighters, actually, yeah, that
would work. Yeah.
I'm going to put this on. Great.
Then bosses got cheap. I'm also going to sit great.
So oh, scumbags. Yeah, they're fucking scumbags.
This is going in the great category.
Yes, definitely. That's great.
I love it. I never did anything for him.
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, it's not Cadillacs and dinosaurs,
apparently so, you know. Yo, I wonder if they.

(34:30):
Can bring that right there. Nice wait.
Sengoku was in where Sengoku was.
Good it was. Good, good.
It was in. Good.
OK, I moved that already. Shit.
You drop something I. Think I messed up the order.
I can't see this the small text,so give me.
A second POW was in. OK, yeah, Sengoku's in good.

(34:53):
You know it's holding off for dear life.
This model, this entire podcast goes POW's holding on to that
slot. Like, please don't throw me
down, good Knights of the Round,where are you?
Unless this is it. Man, it's funny because based
off the Nintendo stuff. Maybe this is it?
What's that? That doesn't look like nice
though. I don't know, man.
I can't see, I can't read this thing.
I'm gonna have to put the titleson the freaking thumbnail so I

(35:19):
can read it. Oh, that.
I can't read this and dinosaurs Gold Max are in great, so Goku's
in good. And no, the yeah, there's no
actually, can you come over hereat the South to see this?
Yo we got old ass eyes guy. These are the we got old eyes.
I can't see much when it's a. Little tiny writing man Little
tiny. That's that's an Goku.

(35:42):
Who says? I'm thinking, did I accidentally
move it here? No.
You said it drops in the winter.No, I hope it drops in the
winter. Is it like the end of the year?
Yeah, like the end of the year. Doing that over the summer.
Dude, Nah son, Nah. That's going to mess up my whole
song. Yeah.
Exactly. So I'm trying to be out trying
to be. Outside, we want you to be in
Miami Vice. No, there you.
Go heard they made the other onethe the hack one the what the

(36:05):
the what you call the the vice ones the the what was that
called Vice city the Vice city remake.
I did that the fans made and I started told them to take it
down like like 2 days before it's supposed to come out.
They cut the site down and everything and they said there
you go. They put it out online it's out
there because they tried it. They said they're supposed to

(36:26):
use it. They said they wanted people to
use the to to use Vice City as the base.
So you started to buy the game. After I started that they put
the whole thing in there and putit up.
So they said you don't need the base no more.
They did they they damn they messed it up then.
Wow. But that's a lot of people's
hard work. I mean, yes, it's granted.
So it's all somebody else's, probably.
Is it better than the remasteredversion they came out with?

(36:49):
I don't know man. It's it's using, it's using a
part, it's part 4-5, no part 4 used in part.
I think it's using part 4 as a world to make it.
I see. So they just made that game in
that, which is crazy. That's insane.
What they should have done was hide these guys.
They have passion. Yeah, like if.

(37:10):
It was King Arthur and the Knights of Justice.
Knights of Justice, That's the cartoon.
Yeah, I might have to buy. This dude I might have to go
buy. This, but it's a DVD or is it
VHS? King Arthur, nice dress.
All right, I see what happened. I moved what I thought was
Sengoku, but that was actually Knights of the Round all right,

(37:33):
in the in the good category. So I'd I'd move that over to
great and then in the good category, actually move Knights
of the Round. All right.
Oh, Kevin Costner's Turbo had a joke so powerful it crashed the
computer. Yeah.
It happened never. He really did man.
He fucked everything up. I got a few zingers for the
rest. That's all The Walking virus.
Oh boy. Terrible.

(37:54):
The Walking virus. Oh yeah, I agree with that.
All right, so the next game. Mutation Nation released March
15th, 1992. Developed and published by SNK.
Oh yeah. Boom.
Was this another Neil Gill game?Hell yeah, yeah.
Honestly don't know what the fuck this is.

(38:14):
Me neither. No idea.
If I. Have zero deal with the fuck.
Let's refer that to the footage.Yeah, just give me a second.
I have zero idea what this game is.
Says dad Joe Power. That's mad for me.
What is it called? Mutation Nation.
There you go. Oh hell no, I never played this
in my life. No, I never played this, did not
play. This I never played this either.

(38:36):
This looks like a like you took the the the first design of Ryu
and made him put him in to beat him up.
Yes, the redhead Ryu. Yeah, redhead Ryu.
So I mean it doesn't look bad. Mutation Nation.
Oh, is he going to mutate? Oh, he's a mutant.
Oh, so this wanted to be X-Men? No, never played.
Oh, what the hell is that? What's up with his arms?

(38:59):
This looks like Neil James. How do we can remember the
Genesis game where you have the vacuum like he's shooting a
little like laser out of? The oh wait, you talking about
alien Storm? Alien Storm.
This is like S&K's version of Alien.
Vacuum. Vacuum.
Vacuum. Vacuum, Vacuum.
I guess I knew what he was talking about.
Vacuum that short circuit. That was the worst Streets of
Rage ever. But you never.

(39:21):
You never played. It no, Hell no.
I never played it. I never even heard of this.
I don't think I've even seen this.
Never. I've never played this, ever.
Anybody play this? No.
No. This guy's never.
Played. This is the first one to
actually go and never play Wow. Now we had we had others that
went to never play. OK.
Yeah, we had others. But I I didn't hear anyone talk
about this. I didn't see it.
Oh my God everyone collectively like no no fuck this.

(39:43):
Is no. If there's anybody in the chat
who play this who you know you want to rake the game, feel
free. Yeah, 'cause we never played
this so. Let us know if you've even heard
of it. He's throwing them Axel knees
though. Yeah, he just disappeared.
Oh, OK, that's quite cool. He's got.
Powers I. Mean he dies with you guys.
Like, I mean, I know I'm intrigued to try this out, man.
He has better animation in some games.

(40:05):
Yeah, I've seen worse. I'm.
Gonna try the emulator this man.I'm not.
Yeah, I'm not. I'm not.
I'm gonna try just to see. Just to see.
He belongs in Cadillacs and diesin.
Disrespect. Wow, 2000. 10/2. 1010.
That's where we went. Anybody in the chat?
Nobody. No, no, this is all right.

(40:25):
So we never played Wow? On to the next.
Wow, On to the. Next.
Yeah, we go. Yeah, that didn't look too
great. Never played man I.
Wasn't a fan. If we did play it, it probably
would have been didn't trash. Damn.
Lucky. Luckily, they're never played.
Wow, exactly we did. That thing look like fun.
At all we did the game it looked.
Like fun at all. Let's just move PLW down.

(40:49):
Not yet, Not yet. Not.
Yet. No.
Not yet. It's OK.
It's OK. What do we have next?
It's OK. Having trouble with the icons of
the the box art or whatever for the arcade games you?
Know that we look pretty similarto what we just saw.
Yeah, man, that guns, dude, thatguns, that guns and.

(41:11):
It was fun. It was fun.
Jay wants to move it down so fast.
'Cause I would have put something else there.
Never know, we can get one. Go This is Golden Axe, The
Revenge of Death Adder released December 20th, 1992, developed
and published by Sega Sega. 92 Really.
Damn, that's that long ago. No, that was yeah, buddy.

(41:33):
Well, Genesis came out 89 alright.
Yeah, man. In Japan, at least.
Yeah, this one was crazy. This one still is crazy.
Yes. This one is.
Unreleased. It just recently got released on
like the Astro City Little little arcade thing that this
made. Why is this like not like?
Why isn't this on the switch right now?
Why? Why is this?

(41:54):
Not in the E shop like what is going on I don't understand.
Why? I'm saying he's about to make
another one. Like this game is crazy.
Like I, I play this at ShopRite the first time.
This was like the last. This is like the arcade that was
like by the checkout. And I remember just fucking
watching. You know how they always show
the computer playing and when you use magic?

(42:15):
They showed a close up of the dude's face deteriorating.
I said, what the fuck is this game?
This is Golden Axe, and it's four players.
Yeah, this might be like one of the best hacking slashes I've
played. Shit.
This is a shame it never came until like just recently.
Oh man, I really like this game.Might have to go with the four

(42:39):
player Co-op. Might have to go essential, man.
All right, I might have to go essential with this one.
This one's Yeah, this one's yeah.
I can't find any problems with it.
It's one of the lost hidden gemsfor a long time and you will see
it on everybody's list of games that haven't been released at
home and it's one of the best ones and it being four players

(43:03):
and being Golden Axe and better than the original Golden Axe,
which is high rated pretty damn high.
This one has to go in essential because it does everything
better. OK, Does this game have
branching pass within a level? Believe so.
I think it was right. Like you're able to, you know,
there was some choice within thelevel of design, the way to go.

(43:26):
Yeah. No, it's it's it's way better
than the first one. It was it was a lot tighter.
And that's the reason why I gaveGolden Axe a good was because,
you know, this game exists. I give it a great.
Give it a great. Yeah, I definitely.
Never played it. You've never played it.
Never. Ever.
No, I mean, yeah, you had to play it on emulator basically or

(43:48):
or an arcade back in the day. Yeah, never, never got around to
it. This was.
Never around in that many places.
Though No, no, not at all dude. That's insane.
It's almost like it didn't come out and the under thrust is
hard. Like you could do it to someone
while they're laying down. You could fucking put the sword
in their chest. But that jump kick is ugly as

(44:09):
hell though. Never played it either.
Never played this. So we got.
One Grade 2 essentials. Bizarre thing.
It's just OK. Two essentials.
No, he said. Fellas OK, over.
There, OK, so you. Can't read, motherfucker.
I, you know, there was, there was an.
Can't read, motherfucker. From where I'm sitting, there
was an emoji hiding his fellas. OK, so he said.

(44:31):
I just saw. OK, wow.
Emojis hiding his fellas. What do you mean Meebo?
So it's amigo. I'm sorry amigo, I gotta stop
talking. So it's central.
He's gotta. Stop talking.
He's going up. It's emojis.
Emojis are blocking the way. I can't.
I can't smiley beans. Amiibo meatballs.
All right, so you got first essential.
Yeah, yeah. Go now, Rock.

(44:52):
Go Max made it sense. If you didn't play it, I believe
you should try it OK as soon as.Possible.
Yeah, it's good. Action is really tight, tight
action. It's quicker, it's a it's, it's
a lot quicker than that. And the magic is dope, yeah.
Not like Part 3. Gosh, dude, no.
Y'all the magic at 3 is completedude.
I think we can make a better Golden Axe than three.

(45:13):
On some silly shit. Like without knowing how to do
anything. What do we have next?
There was no effort in Goldenex 3.
Alien Versus Predator released May 20th, 1994, developed and
published by Capcom. I feel bad for saying this.
I did not play this game. You never played it.
I walked by it. So many fucking times.
And it was. Always, like there was always a

(45:34):
crowd, always a crowd around it and I wanted to play it.
I said this game looks dope, this looks dope.
Never got a chance to play it. Never got a chance.
Never played it. Big disservice man.
Right. What was that noise though?
That's a pain that's. What that is, that is, that is
odd. They just Shaffer.
That's the chopper. That's.

(45:55):
Pain. That's.
Pain and they have cami. No, this game is dope.
It's not going to. Be but So what do you what do
you rated Jay? Oh, me.
So I I like this game. I like it a lot.
I think it's overrated, though. I think a lot of excuse me, no,
I think a lot of people rate it higher than it's supposed to

(46:15):
because it's I played it recently.
It's very repetitive, very repetitive.
It's good though. It's a good game.
I would even put it in the greatcategory as far as beat him up
skill, but it was a little bit more repetitive than I would
have liked it to be considering people who want to break this
essential. When you played it, did you play
it single player or you played it?

(46:36):
I played it. I played a multiplayer before
too because this. Was.
And obviously it's better multiplayer, but a lot of people
rate this very, very, very, very, very high summer rated.
I'm already great. I'm not saying it's a bad game,
it's not. It's not essential for me.
I'll put it in great. I'll be fine with that.
Is it better in Cadillacs and Dinosaurs?
No, you need to play shut up, shut up, play it.

(46:58):
Play it. Cadillacs.
And dinosaurs. What?
What say you, Turbo? I never play this game.
You never played it. Either so that's two never
played, I just never was around and you said what was your
rating? I put great, great, great.
Yeah. It's just people say that.
Chuck, come on. Take it home, Chuck.
It's not. The best of all time?
Chuck, take it home man. This game is fucking essential.

(47:18):
Thank. You thank you essential.
Same here. I have.
So many dope memories playing this game.
Yes, pure. Fire, but does it hold up?
Pure fire. Pure fire.
It holds up man that combo. Fire.
I put this in the same because it's obviously it's the same

(47:40):
engine or whatever it's called. I put this in the same, I put in
the same tear as Punisher Arcade.
It's and I I freaking love that game.
This is right up there with it. So it's going in the central
house. Look, I'm the size of the woman.
It's more fun. I have more fun memories playing
with other people. It's three.
It's three player 3, right? I think in the arcade.

(48:02):
I think in arcade it was three. In the arcade, I believe it's
three. Oh shit.
I think if I remember, there wasalways a crowd around it.
Like I never could get it. I could never get to play this
game. There's always a crowd around
it. It's dope, man.
This game, it always looked dope.
This game, it's dumb fun, dumb fun.
I'm I'm it's essential, man. I'm upset that I never got a
chance to play it. You can play it, it does look

(48:23):
good. You're still.
Around I'll get the the emulatorworking and give it a shot.
I probably pick. I wouldn't mind going through a
quick playthrough. Yeah, agreed.
For real, I'll get down. Sorry, I mean, listen, that's
gonna be mad at me, but listen, I already said great.
It's close to essential for me. He.
Didn't say great. He did.
He did. So it gets to essential.

(48:44):
Wow. Essential it does.
Wow, we're. Getting the.
I wasn't going to. Let that about say Chuck had to
look where Chuck was like if someone does not say such, I
will make sure this I was bitingmy I don't give a fuck.
I was biting my tongue too. Oh gosh.
Fire. Oh man.
No, it's dope. What?
Do we have next? We're going to do one more, and

(49:04):
then we got to take AI, got to take a.
Bathroom break. So I don't know why I whispered
either. Yeah, I was like I.
Don't know why, I whispered. Gentlemen, he has to.
He has to urinate. We all heard you.
But I can I can hold it for for this one here, OK.
Send Goku 2 released. February. 18th, 1993.
Developed and published by SNK. That's the KS on a roll with

(49:27):
these. They just keep busting them out
like, oh, there you go, every, every.
Month, it's all Capcom and S andKi.
Need to see footage of the game because I know I played it.
I just want I need to see footage.
Just so I can, I think I might have.
Played it, yeah. I'm like, I'm pretty sure I did,
yeah. I played it, don't like.
It it's not not ringing a bell. Actually, no, I don't know if I

(49:49):
played it. I don't think that none of this
rings a bell. The fucking Cowboys never
played. No, I'm gonna put it on the.
Never got that Shawn Michaels. That.
Is why'd he die like that? Looks a lot like the first.
I played it. I did not like this.
What? I didn't like it as much as
part. Well, there's another.
One Did you like this better than one, or were you like the

(50:09):
one? Better No, I thought one at
least it wasn't the greatest game and this was just the same.
This was just the same like I didn't do anything particularly
wrong worse, but it was the sameit.
Was good. And what?
Did I forget what I gave it? Did I give it a good?
If I gave it a good, did you give it a good?
It's the same as one for me. So good.

(50:30):
Yeah, I put a good. I'm gonna never play.
I don't think I'll play the second one, I thought.
I did that. I'm like, no I didn't.
Play the first, but I don't think I'll play the second.
One it did nothing for. Me chalk.
Yeah, I didn't play this. Really.
I don't remember this at. All I like the green cap.
Damn, he looks pretty cool. He's dead.
He died so fast. So yeah, I I told you guys I
bought all three games. I played all three and yeah, I'm

(50:53):
going to agree with you. I put it on good.
It wasn't that it's. The same.
It's more of the same. It's more of the same as the
first. 1. Right, but it's more of the
same. I mean, it's still not.
It's not bad. It's going on.
It's crazy. It's like it's a bunch of ego,
ego, ego enemy. Enemy.
Yeah, it's more of the same. OK.
You know, well, forgot about that.

(51:14):
I forgot about the dog. I forgot about that dog going.
Off. Yeah, damn dog.
Dog's dead. Quick, the dog's dead.
It looked like a move. They didn't even get touched.
I forgot you could pick the dog and and play as a dog in this
game. Oh, the characters you change
into have a timer. I don't want to play this game
ever. Wow dude, I don't want you sure

(51:35):
you think it was just good man, what are you talking about?
No, I'm not what I'm saying I won't play this now.
I don't. Want.
To all right, Dow all day yeah, they try to do that.
It's going in the good tier y'all.
OK. Sengoku too.
The going Joker. This is POW and Calyx Dinosaurs,

(51:55):
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We go. All right, y'all, this is a
tearless what we got so far Oh God, I can't read this fucking I
can't read this all right like. A barely essential category we
have. Aliens versus Predator.
Alien versus Predator Arcade andwe have Golden Axe 2.

(53:25):
Our Golden Axe. That's our.
Golden Axe, Return of Death Adder.
Those are essential, yeah. And in the great category, we
have Cadillacs, dinosaurs, that's.
Right, Golden Axe. Golden Axe and.
Knights of the Round. Knights of the Round, Hell yeah,
and the good category we have. Both and Goku.
Sengoku. One and two and.

(53:47):
Sengoku 2 In the OK category we have Prisoners of war.
POW. Now they're trash.
Now that chance to move. You know what?
And it's funny because for the never played we have Mutation
Nation, which none of us have played.
Yes, and we were asking the chatand now I realize why nobody
responded. Yeah, I was.

(54:07):
Like why are you asking questions when y'all aren't even
here? I'm like nobody has anything to
say. Nothing.
Nobody's played this game. All right, Paul.
See, you got jokes. Yeah, no, Paul.
Yo, listen, Paul, see you got what's the difference between
hacking slash versus beat em UPS?
Hacking slash weapons. It's a beat em up with weapons
essentially. That's basically what it is.

(54:28):
Yeah. Without picking?
Without picking them up. This is a tail list of both
because this is Part 2, so if wegot something in somewhere else,
don't worry about it. Yeah, on the same list.
We forgot about Cadillacs and dinosaurs on the last one, so it
made it over to this one. And we had Ninja Turtles on the
other one, which is, you know. Yeah.
So it's OK, yeah, it's all beat em UPS.
It's all what? Up.
We got some tequila here, so yeah, Cheers y'all.

(54:49):
They're all, oh, tequila. Really.
Yeah, Tequila. Come on man.
Reposado though. Cheers y'all and we're sorry.
Yeah, we we need to drink out drink.
Responsibly. And here's to an hour of show
that you didn't see. Wow, going with Legends, was
that the arcade? I don't think that was arcade,

(55:10):
was it? I know I played that.
God damn that was a big shot. Like a double?
Woo. Stop it.
Still going? I'm telling you, we're gonna get
a J Cam. And come to Sunday.
Yeah, you didn't have to do it all.
All right, So guys. Going let legends ahead I don't

(55:31):
think. I don't think God the legend was
in the arcade was it? I don't, I don't think, I feel
like that was N 60. 4. I think it was in the arcade.
I don't. I think I remember playing in
the arcade. Look it up, lion ass
motherfucker. Look at the photo right now.
Well, it's not on the list, but.I did like it though.
I liked it a lot though. I just got to say thank.

(55:53):
Thank you guys for your patience.
Yes, thank you. Normally we're on point with
this, but Obs. Well, nice little wrinkle.
Yeah, the latest update added a new button because you have to
hit start streaming, which I did.
That is unstable. And then there's another button
right next to it that says go live that I didn't notice
because it was never there before.
And you know what? The chat deserves a round of
applause. Yeah, yes.

(56:14):
Tell you man. Thank you chat.
Yes. Thank you chat, we appreciate
y'all. If it wasn't for you guys, we
wouldn't. We would have done the whole
podcast without streaming it. Well, no, we just.
Posted it, it wasn't been a break we went on the look it was
like that is true waiting. Thanks to my weak bladder.
No bizarre ass like you guys OK over there.
And I'm just like, yeah, we're fine.

(56:36):
I thought he's referring to a joke.
We said I'm. Like.
I'm like, we're never. I'm like, why is he asking if
we're OK? I thought he was asking Turbo if
he was OK after the jokes right?What up BY Destroyer?
Where, What's? Up going on.
Double it up. Wow.
I'm just wondering. I'm like, yeah, like, yeah,
we're fine, dude. Like, look at me.
I'm great. What we live now all.

(56:59):
Right. So what we got, what we got,
what do we have next? Let's.
Get back on here. Pause.
Get back on track. All right.
So we said last we left off was Sangoku 2.
Yes, that was so the next one. Sangoku 3 No Violent Storm
released September 21st, 1993, developed and published by
Konami Konami I'm. A right down there into the

(57:22):
circled square. What the ring into the ring
then? The circle square what?
The squared circle. My bad, it's still a ring.
It's a squared circle. It's fun.
Let me see if I play this game. Hey, talk about this one.
I don't want to this is I don't want to talk about this.
Why you're next man? Cuz I put.

(57:44):
Leo's character. You love it.
You love. It it's under OK, really.
We didn't even refer to the footage because.
You don't like his hair? You can OK.
His hair isn't OK. It's an OK.
This is getting an OK based on the character design alone come.
On. The character design is
atrocious. It's just bad.

(58:04):
The music is so cheesy. It's the the combat is decent,
the bosses are terrible, just gets an OK, This will not get a
good from me. Wade look at these fucking
characters. Look at these fucking
characters. It doesn't look, it doesn't it
doesn't take itself seriously. Man, dude, I can't rock with

(58:25):
this me and sticks play through the whole fucking game games.
They should have called this Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.
Like the combat wasn't bad like it it was it was fluid,
responsive combat. The.
Characters are huge. I didn't just three players.
I didn't know that. No, it's like it's like final
fight. Like a if you made final fight
into like a joke. That's what they came.

(58:48):
This gets an OK from me. I hate style, really didn't like
the game I was playing. It I hate the characters, I hate
the characters. I found this game.
Jay loved. Very fun.
Yeah, his game is fun. If you look how if you see how
the the the main character moves, he moves kind of like guy
from final fight. It's.
Definitely. Yeah, it's inspired, Yeah.

(59:09):
It's Konami's No no, stolen. Not, not inspired.
Stolen. And that's and that's Dennis
Rodman. I don't I don't recall this.
Yeah, Boris is supposed to be Dennis Rodman.
I. Don't know if this came up for
home system or not. He looks like Dennis Rodman.
I don't think this came out for.No home system because the first
time I played it was like recently.
Is this WCW? Dennis Rodman.
Listen, music was so fun. The music was fun.

(59:30):
The gameplay was fun. The graphics, give or take, they
still look good. But you know, I give it a good,
all right? I give it a good.
I had fun with it. Style said OK.
It's. Not a bad game, Never.
Played. That's why I said it's OK, it's
OK. Never played but you know, I
think I would give it a OK. The combat save the combat save

(59:51):
it from being trash. I never played it the beat em.
Up is shit. I kind of want to throw it in
the trash. Wow.
Really trash but but he never played it though.
But I never played it so I can't.
No, if you look at it, it looks like hot piece of shit.
Look at. Look at.
The graphics is not. There characters look like shit,
it looks like a joke, it doesn'tlook serious.
Dude 2 crew. It looks like exactly what you.
Look at it as a. Final fight parody.

(01:00:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Satire like a it is if you look
at it through those, There was one song on there that pissed me
the fuck off. I pissed me off.
It was like some bad rap it. Was a real.
Man, yeah, there's something in there that got me real mad.
And actually the longer we talk about this, the more angry I
never played this so. It's fun.
It's gonna go in OK. I'm the other way.

(01:00:35):
Only two of us. It's a OK and a good.
Damn, that's right in the middleof it.
Jay said good 'cause yeah, me and Jay played it.
Yeah, me and Jay, Yeah, the combat's not bad.
I will say. I will say the combat is not
bad. Dude we played some really bad
beat em UPS that same day. Dude, it's that wasn't bad.
It's it's this dude came out you.
Played growl, which was not. The growl's trash.

(01:00:56):
Look at that. No, that is if there was lower
than trash. That's growl.
This is a million times better than growl.
That's actually cool right there.
What happened? Dude came, you saw that?
The dude broke through the I will give it I will best kind of
cool. I will bend and give it a low
level good do. We play that.
A low. Level good that puppet ninja
game. Was trend is that do the shit?
That would own the trend. This is better than all those

(01:01:17):
games we play. Is that most the shock master?
He came through the wall. He looks that's definitely a
yeah. That's hilarious.
You could throw it on a low level good.
All right, so low level. So we'll put it in good.
Yeah, OK. And if you look at appearance,
it's trash. Combat is not bad.
It's not a bad beat em up in terms of the combat, character
design, complete Doo Doo. But the game, the game is based

(01:01:41):
off of not looking that and the music.
Fuck the music and fuck the bosses too.
Low level good move on. There we go.
I'm moving in the good level good.
Leave it because I know Jay was not bending on good so I had to
fucking bend, OK? Wow, wow.

(01:02:05):
I'm not the only one mad on thisbucket.
OK, what do we have next? Next we got excuse me, what the
I thought you were doing? The hell happened to my boy?
Dude, I. Was drinking water.
You OK, Batman? You OK?
Are you alright? He said next.
I was drinking water, sorry. So here we got next.

(01:02:29):
Dungeon Dragons, The Tower of Doom released March 20th, 1993,
It's shit. Is this the first or second
because I got? I get Tower of Doom.
I feel like it's the second, right?
I don't know. I'm not sure.
I didn't play the second it. Came out like a year between
each other I. Think I played the.
I definitely played the first. But I need to refer to the
footage. Yeah, yeah.

(01:02:50):
Give me a second. Yeah, like Tower of Mizdario or
something. I'm the.
Second one. Maybe you might be right.
So this might be 1. This is the one I see all the.
Time. Oh, this one's a shit.
Yeah, I mean. Oh.
Yeah, this, this one's. Dude, this is.
Yeah. It's like a fucking 4 player
beat him up gauntlet start us off man.

(01:03:11):
Like this is oh man. Oh fuck.
You know I'm I'm in between two ratings right now.
I feel like I need to play it again to remember everything.
But I don't remember anything bad about this game.
I remember you could buy shit. I remember it's four players.
My boss fights were fun, combat was cool.
I'm going to go with great. From what I remember.

(01:03:32):
I'm going to go with great. I'm tilting on.
I don't remember enough to say essential, but I would not argue
essential. But I remember really loving the
fuck out of the game. All right, I give this an
essential because they put they they pretty much did everything
like that role-playing elements in it.

(01:03:52):
It's four players. It's like Golden Axe but top
tier. Like there was nothing wrong
with this. There's a lot of cool RPG moment
things you could do in there. Mass Produce says they added a
dash mechanic. And Mysterio, right?
Mr. Whatever, Mysterio. I think it was Mysterio.
Multiple paths OK. But for Mr. Between 1:00 and
2:00. Like I could never tell any

(01:04:14):
difference between them. They were both great.
They're very similar. They were both like I needed to
play. It came out for Saturn, but I
don't think it came out in America.
I I had it for Saturn. Japanese.
Oh, you did. Yeah, I had a Japanese copy.
I know. Saturn's were the greatest
systems ever. My book had it for Saturn also,
but it was always great. I just never, I never had a
Saturn like that. So I was like, I'll never get to

(01:04:35):
play it like I want to. But an arcade.
It was a flawless game. If you're going to make a game
like that, it is top tier. So I'm going to put it on the
top tier. Game was fired.
I actually want to play it. So you're saying it's essential?
So 1 great one essential. OK, yeah, OK.
Turbo. Yeah, I think this game was both
games I think reported to the Wii U E shop.

(01:04:57):
What? I think so.
Fuck. Really.
And we have. Surprised me.
That surprised me. I think we have one of them.
I don't know I have it on I don't know if we played.
I don't know if we played on theWii U, but I think I think I
might own this on the Wii UI gotto check to see if I still own
this, but I remember yeah it's it's this game was awesome.
I remember playing in the arcadeseveral times, not long enough
to to beat it, but it. Didn't even seem like an.

(01:05:18):
Arcade, it is like a top. It is a top tier.
Got the shop hacking slash yeah.So I'm gonna have to give this a
great. I'll give it a great.
A. Great top.
Wow, it's a top, he said. It's a top tier.
Let's give it below the great. Let's give it below the top.
Let's give it just below the toptier.
What? The fuck?
Nothing wrong with it. It's really good, really good

(01:05:38):
quality. I.
Say great, I say why? Why did you?
If you don't mind me asking, why?
Why the great and not essential?I don't know what what keeps it
from going into the central to you?
Just feelings. You know, you know me
personally, I can answer that because I think a Knights of the
round, right? I think a Knights of the round.
I think the combat at Knights ofthe round was better than the

(01:05:59):
combat and dungeons and Dragons had more combos and things you
can do, but I think those of theDragons had better role-playing
elements, but also the upgrade your armor when you hit a
certain amount of points. And Knights of the round.
That's why I'm like, yeah, they're both fucking great
games, but I can't give them essential it just there's

(01:06:20):
something Gotcha. Yeah, there's something there's
something that Golden Axe. Well, from what?
From what you explained that that or had that they didn't.
It has. I think it just happened.
There's some magic that Golden Axe had.
This has magic. Yeah, I mean, it does have
magic, but like I said, I would not argue an essential.
This might be a draw man. Yeah.

(01:06:40):
Chuck, what do you? What do you say, man?
I remember getting this game forthe Saturn because I had the.
The cartridge the. Cartridge that allows you to
play it on your Saturn. Yeah, I'm gonna give this a
great for sure. This game is solid.
Yeah, it definitely doesn't. Get a solid, solid game.
I love the character. It looks really dope.

(01:07:01):
It's definitely better than good.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Good. No, that's that'd be an insult.
Yeah, this game is. It's great.
I actually wanna play it again 'cause it maybe might influence
my decision more. But I only played it like maybe
one time, like, you know, a bunch of stages and I really
enjoyed it. But I I would love to play this.
Again. And this isn't on the Capcom
Beat Them Up collection I guess.Huh.
Not at all. That's that bullshit.

(01:07:22):
There's a compilation of both games has pulled.
But there you go. On steam?
On steam. OK.
That masses on me all day emulate on me.
Yeah, maybe emulation. We'll get this on channel real
soon. Four players.
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm definitely. Down you get 4 players on that,
yeah. We gotta get metamorphic force
first, Yeah. What?
Happened on PS5. What metamorphic force?

(01:07:43):
Oh. You finally got it.
They had it on like some, I saw it on some like arc classic
nonsense. That's and I saw it.
I was like, that's metamorphic force.
Yeah, you know, I saw. I forgot to actually, I was
gonna mention it to you. Like and it's a few months ago
dollars yeah, bought it. And it's four players.
Yeah. Oh, nice.
That's dumb. So if I could figure out how to

(01:08:05):
share it to somebody's console here, I can just you can play
it. You're sharing it with with
Turbo though. Oh, you can only share on one.
I'll buy, I'll buy it. Some games are shareable.
Not every game is shareable. Yeah, no, I'll, I'll, I mean,
it's 8 bucks, can't go right. It's not going to break the
bank. It's a bit steep.
Shut up man. It's.
Not going to break the bank, youknow.
This guy, but yeah, it's maybe we should do that this right

(01:08:29):
now. Well, I don't know if we stream
anything. Oh, I see.
Wow. Oh yeah.
Yeah, well, you can. OK, gotcha.
We have the problem here. Gotcha.
All right. All right, so yeah, I haven't
played this. Never.
Never, never. I never played this.
No, Wow, never played it. Look.
At that. Thing it looks amazing, though.
It looks amazing. I feel bad I never played this.

(01:08:52):
Yeah, I. Don't know.
I don't know how many times I played actually.
Four players, though. So wait, it's going in great.
Great wins. Very, very.
Close to an essential, but greatGoing to great.
What's up, Gizmo? What's?
Going on. Gizmo Hibiki, What's going on?
Who else will suffer? With you.

(01:09:17):
All right, that's good, right? That was like 1 take from him.
Wow. All right.
What? Do we have next?
So the next game. Sengoku 3 released October 25th,
2001, Developed by Noise Factory, published by S&K.
Yeah. Jesus, Yeah, let.

(01:09:40):
Me. See Photoshoot.
Of this gun. What about this game?
Yeah. This destroys the other two.
This game. This completely takes a joke.
This put. This takes a diarrhea dump on
the other two. Yes.
Character. What character design is first
of all is insane in this game. Combat different completely
completely like oh God, this game was fun.

(01:10:04):
Chuck. We should do a play through 1-2
and three, yeah. It's a shame that one and two
was like what it was. This didn't get the recognition
it deserved. It's got nothing.
Yeah, this is going to be a great for me.
Yeah, this was this was a lot offun.
This character here is pretty dope.

(01:10:25):
I like the blue character. He looks like a knight.
That guy's strider. Yeah, this guy's yeah, this
guy's definitely Strider character.
Like I said, characters on is isinsane in this game, but combat
was really dope. But yeah, I give it a great.
This is really what we do. OK, I've been singing this game
praises forever, since I first played it, since I first figured
that you can juggle people, since I saw the art be the way

(01:10:48):
it is. How cool this game is a big step
over one and two by far. Destroys.
Yeah, this is the best brawler on Neil Geo as far as I'm
concerned. Ninja combat though.
No, no, no, by far. This is like top on like that's
the case. Best for beat em UPS.

(01:11:09):
I'm giving this an essential because I love this game and
they did everything perfect for it.
Yep. And no one knows about it, no.
No, No one talks about it. No one.
No. Like this is like my Street
Fighter Alpha, like it reminds you.
And like when last blade came out like this is the beat em up
version of that. So it's just, it's just cool.

(01:11:30):
It looks smooth, never played it.
And that's before beat em. Ups didn't even have juggling
mechanics when this came out right?
Not like that. Yeah, now this like Google 3 is,
It's up there, man. Yeah.
So I'm not listen great or essential.
I'm fine with either, but I go I'm putting essential for that
one providing plate expect it you didn't play the plate.
I didn't play it. No, you would eat this up.

(01:11:52):
Oh yeah. You would no, you would eat this
up it looks like. It looks so good.
This is all over it. I can't find any flaws with this
beat em up hack and slash. I can't find any flaws.
It's essential. It's essential, man.
So it's better than the double dungeons and dragon games?
This. Yeah, let's, I've said essential
for both, so it's fine for me. Let's go in there.

(01:12:14):
Interesting. Have controversy?
No, I'm just, I'm just making sure that's all I care about.
Elbow one and two just to get 3.Well, I was going to play, I was
going to buy three, I was going to buy three, and then I was
like, let me get the 1st 2:00 and then I bought 3.
So I was like, all right, it's like Mario 1-2 and then you get
3. Yeah, Yeah.

(01:12:35):
It's kind of. Like that, Yeah, though Mario 2
is the best out of those. It's going to be essential.
No, man. No.
No, I'm. What did you expect here?
No, but yeah. Yeah, that belongs there.
So that's moving up, and then wegot what's next, all right.
The King of Dragons released July 19th, 1991.

(01:12:58):
Capcom do a lot. Is this the game I was thinking
of instead of King Arthur Not. Sure.
I need to see footage possible. Need to refer to the footage.
King of the the King of the Dragons, I wonder.
I think this is the game that I always got it mixed up with.
Let's see what it looks like. Someone's playing this on main?

(01:13:19):
Yeah. Is he right there?
Three players, OK, I could tell it's 3.
My main man. Oh, I've seen this.
I've, oh, I've played this. I've played this.
That's what I get mixed up with with the same.
They're very similar dude. I've played, they're so similar.
That's why they'll play Knights Knights around.
Yeah, he's similar. Knights around.

(01:13:39):
It plays very much like it. It's magic sword.
I played this it's a very it's like a fake beat em up to me.
It's not yeah 'cause it's like there's no.
Yeah, it's just, it's just a hit.
It's like a, it's like a gauntlet, right?
It's like a gauntlet 'cause gauntlet's not a beat em up, you
know? So like this is what gauntlet
would look like if it was side scrolling.
Just one hit, you get treasure chest, you get stuff.

(01:14:00):
It's not bad, but it's, I mean, Dungeons and Dragons shits on
it. Knights around destroys it.
It's simplified version. Yeah, it's very simple.
It's got little upgrade systems and stuff like that.
It's not bad. I would say it's good.
That's. Funny.
I would say it's good. Shout out to Steve, hit start.
Studio. Yo, what up Steve?
What's going? On what up?

(01:14:21):
Are you excited for Brave Escaperelease?
I think it's this Friday. Oh man.
Yeah, he was talking about this is.
His how? Pixel games, yeah.
Oh, this was the game. This was the game, yeah.
This is the game that wow. See, like the game, like it
works. The combat works for what it is,
but you know, it doesn't need combos because it's like it's
simple. It's a simplified Dungeons and

(01:14:43):
Dragons, simplified Knights of the round.
It's a default. Yeah, it's like AI mean it has
it's like, you know, you treasure chest, you're gold, you
know your oh, upgrade to sword. That's cool.
It checks all the boxes. Yeah, it's not bad, but it's,
you know, the other the games are.
Yeah. Yo-yo Wiesenberg building.
Bring it up, say huevos, you gothim, he said.

(01:15:04):
Wiesenberg said. They definitely had this at our
Place N Bolden birthday OG spot.No, OK, it was everywhere, dude.
That's why I remember Ninja Turtles was always packed.
Yep, and that and our place. Ninja Turtles was always packed.
And if you couldn't play that, you'd have to play this.
Yep, pretty much. And this wasn't bad.
It wasn't bad it. Wasn't bad.
So this was the game. Like I said, This is why I never

(01:15:26):
wanted to play Knights Knight Knights of the Republic.
Knights of the Old Republic, Sir.
Very similar. But that's why I always confuse.
I was like, why do people go crazy over this game?
Because it's not that special. But I was thinking of this game

(01:15:47):
and I'm like, OK, like I said, it was like magic sword but beat
em up instead of a side scroller.
And it's basically that. And I mean it doesn't look it's
not it's OK or beat em up. It's not really in the category
because of no combos, but outputin OK is not trash.
Question. It's in the same category as

(01:16:09):
POW. Damn.
Really? Wow.
That's fine. Hold up.
Wow. I got no problem with it being
right there with. It wow, that's.
Funny. So I'm giving that in.
OK. I remember this game and it's
like, I don't think it holds up that well.

(01:16:29):
I don't think it holds up that well.
I don't think it compares to a lot of the great games on the
list. It's not terrible, it's not bad.
It's better than POW. This is like it's.
Right there. With my man jumped.
After that, it's like top of OK,low, good.
It's like, that's what I'm feeling with it.

(01:16:50):
I remember this game. I played this game.
We don't have anything in the trash category yet.
This is trash. This is not trash.
There's nothing that bad. It's not trash.
And no disrespect to Javier of Palpixel games, because I know
this was a big influence for himfor I think Abathor.
Abathor is a much better game there's.
No Abathoris, it's really dope. League's better.

(01:17:12):
There's no crime fighters yet. Oh God, I'm gonna give this.
OK, I I think this goes in OK for me.
Yeah, I think I would have a hard time playing through it
right now. They stole that right truck.
I'm going to say, OK, this game was OK.
It wasn't terrible. It was OK.
So it's going in the OK category.
Yeah, Oh my God, I give it, OK. Because I never played this, so

(01:17:34):
yeah. I played, I played that one.
I played it a couple times, definitely.
Yeah, all right. It's like after the slash you
want a second one like do the another slash after that.
POW, you can punch it twice. X it had a POW, then you can
double. Come on, they said.
They had a POW. But it's not quite Knights of
the Round. That's that.
I don't call. I don't call that a jump kick.
Machine. That's not It's not in the same

(01:17:55):
league of Knights of the Round. No.
Freaking Knights of the Round. No, no, no.
Destroys. It's definitely not same game.
Distressed. Stop it.
Wow. Oh.
Man, Sir. Hold on a second.
Nice it around. Oh, I really, really love.
You guys still got the rest of your shots or you?
I destroyed my shit, I finished the shot, finished yours.
Why do you want give? Me a second.
No, I'm I haven't finished the second.
Part say one. Want another shot?

(01:18:15):
No, thank you. No, take this right now.
All I need is one person. What?
Trump said. Yes, man.
Oh man. Terrible was a lunch fried man
What's up? I said you already can't talk.
Yeah, and this is God, Lord. So what do we have next?

(01:18:36):
AL's still trying to put the boxfor the last.
Something that's messed up with the you're going.
To need a magnifying. Face thank.
You. I need to put titles on the box
art because the box art's this. It's like a thumbnail size
freaking. Picture.
It's like a tiny little thing onthe screen so I can't see and I
don't remember what the you know.

(01:18:58):
Shit. What's the name of that game?
That was. War, the King of Dragons.
War is fate. I mean I'm sorry dude.
What the sorry sorry just don't show that it's different game I.
Don't show that. Well, it's it's going in the OK,
but I don't know what the fuck is what.
So I'm just going to throw a random.
I'm just going to throw a randomtitle in the thing.
So because I can't read this shit, you want to need help?

(01:19:19):
I know, I know the boxer. Oh, there we go.
Please, please please please please please please please
right. There Hell yes I've been so far
this this teal list is pretty solid.
I think we got the games in the right place.
I mean, it's looking, it's looking pretty filled out.
I'm not angry yet. I'm not angry yet.
We got to add like 3 in the trash though, so which one you

(01:19:41):
gonna do I. Remember, because of top hat he.
So we got it. Saying the praises of Double
Dragon 2 Revenge for the arcade I.
Don't. All right, good.
Thank you. Thank you for that.
I'm I'm gonna need your assistance again because no
worries, because damn it this next one here I just look it up
on Google and I try to match it to your with you over there All
right there we go so the next one we got.

(01:20:04):
Warriors of Fate release. Of February.
Sorry, can I? Sorry.
Sorry, Warriors of Fate. Released February 20th, 1992.
OK, what's this look like? I I can't remember if I.
Played it. I think I know this but I don't
think I've played it but I want to take a peek.
Again, Trevor probably never. Played it.

(01:20:24):
Yeah, me too. He's just throwing names I.
Show you through a name and Kev said look annoying ass.
I played this, I played this. Hold on a second.
Cheers. Sir, cheers everybody.
I think I remember once I see foliage.
I played this, yeah. It's another nights in a.
Row on my Pandora box. They had it on there on one of

(01:20:45):
the arcade one of the arcade titles.
Capcom. Yeah, they're like recycling the
scene. They're getting away with that.
That's what they do, man. They use the same sprites.
They use everything, man. They they recycle everything.
So what is this like? Oh I don't remember how it's
like it looks like Knights and dinosaurs.

(01:21:05):
I played this like the combat. I didn't play this.
I played this and on the Pandorabox.
Whatever. Yeah, yeah.
You. Know I mean basically.
Yeah, pretty much, man. Doesn't look bad.
No. It was.
Funny, he said. Warriors of Fate is like a
cheese sandwich and a bottle of water for lunch.
It's fine you. Know what's funny?
It kind of like it gives that vibe off.

(01:21:28):
It's like doesn't look bad, but it doesn't look like it's
anything special. I never played it though.
That Haggai spin. Though that that it wasn't bad
Zangief, it wasn't bad bad. That's like the essential beat
em up things going on. I think I play this like in the
arcade once or twice really and it wasn't.
I don't remember it being bad. I think it did enough to be at
least good, yeah. Yeah, it doesn't.

(01:21:49):
I'm feeling good. I played it on this thing right
here. Yeah, because if it didn't have
combos or anything, if it didn'thave like, that's a lot going
on. Yeah.
Got weapons it. Looked like it could be fine.
I don't. Remember playing it my man.
Got arrows, you said. What?
You never played it. I never played it.
No, I never played it. I don't remember playing it, so
I can't. I can't say I played it.
Can't play it. I think it yes, I play at least

(01:22:09):
twice, at least twice and I think it was use 1/4 here and
there. It was good.
I, you know, I can't, I didn't beat it, you know, but it's, I
thought the combat was solid, soI didn't.
Combat doesn't it looks. It wasn't, oh, it's good.
It was, it was, it was solid. It looks, you know, pretty,
pretty solid for beating them upTruck you played.
Nope, never played it. Oh man, I never.

(01:22:30):
Even see this. I gave credit for that throw.
He threw his ass across the fucking room.
I mean that that gets points, see.
What the other characters look like that's.
A funny ass throw he's. Like get the fuck out.
This story that was good. Enough.
I give it AI, give it a good. That shit did look funny
yourself. I give it a good because from
what I remember it wasn't it waslike checked all the boxes.

(01:22:53):
It was good. I was like.
OK, you know it was. Thrown in for a little bit, I
was like what is this? I never heard of this game.
Hit some buttons. Yeah, You know, yo, this
tequila's catching up. I ain't going to lie.
What's the Seriously, man, what's the box art on this
thing, man? Shit.
Hold on. I'll look it up.
I'll look it up. Hold up.
Actually, maybe I should have done this from.
The get go. What's the name of this bitch?

(01:23:15):
It's Warriors. Warriors of Fate.
The fate of warriors. Oh, wow, it's like a that's very
light. Oh, I got it.
OK, it's. Blue in them.
I got it. That's wow, Warriors of Fate,
and we're gonna put it in the good.
That's like late 80s as fuck. Yeah, it's going in the good.

(01:23:35):
All right, OK. Yo.
Nothing's in trash. Jay's like, yo, let's throw.
POW now dude, it's. Looking fine right now.
Oh. Looking fine right now.
I like. Where POW is I don't wanna put
that in. It's not trash.
What do we have next? That a helicopter.
They do, they do. They got some things in them.
It's like a clue. It's like a cool bloody wolf.

(01:23:59):
Russian attack to beat them up. Yeah, Russian attack.
Then they make a remake for the Xbox 360.
Paul's success live. The arcades I played at were
Chuck E Cheese and Sports Plus and the good games like TMNT or
X-Men were never packed. Dumb kids.
Yeah, they didn't know though when you went.
Depends on when you went though.Yeah, if you're in a fighting

(01:24:21):
game times then they are pretty.Broad.
Shit was magic dude. Yeah, I remember back in the day
when I'm ready to go into Vegas with my parents playing Marvel
versus Capcom and just a bunch of people around.
Like a like a horde. Oh.
Yeah, yeah, dude, it was so fun.And I used to beat people up.
It was crazy. Wow.
But now I'm washed up anyways. But he.
Said Now I'm washed up. Dungeon Magic, March 12th,

(01:24:43):
release March 12th, 1994. Developed and published by
Taito. I'm gonna need footage for this
one. What this is?
Honestly sure I never played this.
What is? This.
Wait, I've seen this a lot of times and I've gotten mad that I
never played it. What is?
This. Light Bringer dungeon Magic.
You know, it's crazy. I wanna play it.

(01:25:04):
What the heck? I wanna play it.
I've seen this many times in like YouTube videos.
I've never played this. I thought that was a glitch.
That was a map that was showing the map.
I've never played this, but I'vealways wanted to.
Play it title. It looks cool yeah.
It looks like there's some there's some shit going on that
looks four players. First of all, I mean I'm is a
combo I've never heard. I like it that it's isometric.

(01:25:25):
Yo it looks like the last game you showed but isometric.
I like the isometric beat them up the public.
School. I would, I would fuck with this.
I actually would. That's some fist no star shit
right there. Pretty cool.
The blue yeah, that's that's like some row shit.
I'm actually mad that I didn't play this.
What about you this? Guy looks like the dude in the

(01:25:45):
blue looks like Ninja Mastagara from the Bastard series.
Yo the wizard though it looks like it looks like hand off.
It's got some interesting design.
I never played this, never saw it, never heard of it.
Yeah, I never saw this in the arcade.
I just seen videos of it on YouTube.
What's crazy is looking for footage of this.
There's there's two titles. Apparently there was one title
that was only in like Europe or something.

(01:26:06):
And then here it's just called Dungeon Man, but the actual
title is Lightbringer Dungeon Magic.
It looks and it's like another. It's weird.
Man, it looks better than Michael Jackson is mobile.
Yeah, that's the vibe I get from.
The magician looks like Gandalf with swag.
Gandalf was. Work.
Picture the magician over there.It does look bad.

(01:26:27):
It looks like some Final Fantasy2 shit.
Oh yeah, it looks like Gandalf wearing a robe that Snoop Dogg
would wear. So no, anybody plays.
No one, No one's played. I guarantee no one played this.
All right, It doesn't. Look bad though.
Yeah. And actually I would play that
right now. I would try.
I would check it out. It's weird that it's that angle.
Because they don't move in that angle.
They move 2D like a final fight,but it's an isometric.

(01:26:48):
Oh yeah. That's very weird.
I didn't play. I don't play many title arcade
games. Titles like Why doesn't nobody
know? Why don't people like us?
Konami and Capcom a run. Yeah, they were.
No. Yeah, everything.
Alright, they would release the same deal.
Yeah, anyone in the chat had played this.
Ever heard of it? Yeah, it would have heard it.

(01:27:08):
That's a surprise. It looks cool.
It does. Like, actually, And everyone's
like, you know, that looks kind of cool.
Never heard of it or played it does.
Look pretty cool. I'll fuck with it right now.
If it was like 4 bucks in the E shop I'd get it actually like.
Probably have it on. Actually, no, not for like 349.
It was 3/25. Yeah, 34925.
Range. Wow dude, I probably have it on
an emulator but don't. Yeah.
Yep. I guarantee you somebody,

(01:27:29):
probably somewhere, it's probably on this thing.
I probably have it on here, probably got it.
It looks cool. It looks cool.
All right, so it's going in and never played.
All righty this. Tequila's hitting.
Yep. What do we got next?
Next. Might be in some trouble.
Trying to hold this together worse.

(01:27:50):
All right. What up?
Not Sir, not Sir, not Sir. What's up?
What's down? What's next?
Game, you know, so give me a second, you know, I'm just
preparing the next. No worries, I'm going.
To try to sober up. You guys are so demanding.
Let me stop. It's because there's so much
dead air. Wow, so we have Dungeons and

(01:28:14):
Dragons Shadow Over Mistura released June 19th, 1996,
developed and published by Capcom.
I have not played this sequel and there's more selectable
characters. There's a cool ass female
character that has like this redhood and it's like a like a
looks like a rapier sword. She looks fucking cool as shit.

(01:28:36):
And this guy that they added to the game and I was, I never
played it. I, I just and I, I, I, this is
the type of games that I like the the default fucking medieval
classes and shit like that. And I have not played it, so I'm
ashamed of myself. Well, the kind of minds in the
game we have over there that we never played.
Oh well, Dragon Crown. Yeah, yeah.

(01:28:56):
I'm ashamed of myself for. That.
Oh, Dragon crown. We have to figure out, and that
is that. Is that vanilla Ware?
Yes, it is. Yeah.
I'm ashamed of myself because I love vanilla Delaware.
That's a corner game, dude. We that's four players.
Yes, we gotta get, we gotta get that.
Actually, we gotta get this gamewe're talking about now and Drag
Crown in the same suddenly. We do like a dungeon day words.

(01:29:17):
A dungeon. Day, I think a.
Dragon Day. Dragon Day.
I'm pretty sure I played this. I played this too.
This is. Listen, you know where I'm
putting it because I already said one and two go into
essential because they they're amazing.
You played these? Yeah.
You played this one. Yeah.
OK. I played it on Saturday.
OK, but arcade the tomo? Same thing.
Yeah, that character, he's cool,right?

(01:29:37):
I mean, they, they, they fuckingmurdered it, man.
But yeah, this is like, like I said, top Tier 4 player dungeon
beat him up like it's it's up there.
Wow, look at that. Dude the more I look at this the
more mad I'm getting. I've never beaten it, but I
gotta put in an essential because it's better than the IT
was better than the first one. But you know, look at the move,
the magic out of nowhere with anessential look at the move, look

(01:29:58):
at the magic that you could pull.
Off to though it was, I felt nothing wrong with it the times
I played. You played this in the arcade?
And you play this? Okay, yes, not with me.
I don't think I've we do. Someone else.
Yo, you stay betraying me on thepodcast all the time.
Betrayed me, yeah. I'm telling maybe it was like a
Nathans or something. You know, I played it with one

(01:30:18):
quarter or two quarters, but I thought it was really good.
Fucking and I felt it was. Oh, damn, I thought he got
killed. Yes, I should have.
I got. Look at that.
Oh, that's the boss. That's nonsense.
This shit's not to. Play I got to see if I still owe
it for the Wii UI. Got you guys have it down.
Get that going. We got to get that going because
I got I got to play. What about you, Chalk?
You played. Yeah, I'm going to say it's I
played on the Saturn, so it had to be great.

(01:30:39):
You know, I'm one of the best systems ever created.
Yeah, man. Great or essential?
Great. What keep?
What keeps it from essential in your opinion?
Because I can't remember exactly.
I don't, I don't have like vivid, clear memories of the
game. Like seeing it now reminds me
that I definitely played it and it was definitely fun, but I

(01:31:00):
don't remember. You know when it's essential.
Exactly. You know, like, oh, this.
I haven't played Alien versus Predator in years.
Gotcha. But you should play it again,
yo. You got Joe Jay with that hate.
Jay's like, yo, who's that possible hate?
This game? This game is, it's great.
It's great. I'm going to say great.
I never played it. So we got a great an essential,

(01:31:23):
would you say, Jay? Great.
Essential, you say? Great essential.
You said O2 Essentials. Essential.
Oh God, two essentials. So essentials because I never
played. It I do remember it being bad.
Cool. I'm I'm fine with it being
essential, it's just. That yeah, it's fine.
They I'm telling you, both of them just look like an amazing
game. I want to play them both again
because I part of me feels bad for saying great and yeah, you.
Spent your hard earned though ona Japanese import that was

(01:31:45):
probably 80 to $90.00 Yeah, backthen, yeah, so.
Money well spent. Got you for.
Real. Money well spent.
You used that cart for $140.00 you spent.
Don't throw away Paul C Paul C said Chalk doesn't want to say
essential because there's a platform exception he never got
through. Probably.

(01:32:07):
Oh, shit. Oh man.
Probably. So where's this going to?
Essential goes to. Essential, yeah.
Whatever, Paul. So, but what's that?
So that's. Paul's my biggest true.
Golden Axe, the Turn, Death Adder some Goku three and oh
look. At that.
It's no spreader. Nothing is in trash.
It's. Nothing.

(01:32:27):
The night is still young on. The other two list we only had
turtles at the top. That was the only one.
All turtles, Turtle. Yeah.
Turtles. Yeah.
And we got one left. Oh, really?
Shit, one more we. Got one more?
Fuck it, let's just put it in trash.
We. Got one more?
No. No, no, no.
It depends. On what it is dude, we played
the ones at the bottom. Or maybe first?
One would probably be in. The what game is it?
What? Game.
I don't know if you guys hold onone second.

(01:32:48):
Let me get the let me get this set up real quick.
Keep talking. So yeah, I, I'm, I'm excited to
see whether or not this game goes in trash.
We're finishing kind of early wecan do.
AI made game save trash just because.
Just because you know what I'm saying.
Fuck it, what's going in trash? It's fine.
I don't know what it is. Yeah, we don't even know what it
is. Just put it in trash.

(01:33:09):
I'll just put it. In the trash?
I don't know man. No, no, no, no.
Put it in OK and put POW on this.
Kidding. No.
Yeah. Kidding, I'm getting them.
POW. Hold on, remember playing this?
But all right. The Ninja Warriors, released
October 1st, 1987. Developed and published by Tito.
Title all day. That was a title.

(01:33:30):
Title, huh? Here it is, yeah.
Oh no. Ohh no.
I have never played. Why is it blue?
I never played this. This man is going toe to toe
with a tank. Ninja is going toe to toe
talking. About right now.
So. So this game was three screens
in the arcade. It was huge, so it looks very

(01:33:51):
bad, right? Here it's like ultra wide
screen. But it was very, it was, it was
alluring because of the three. Screens.
So the ninjas are Cyborg? Yes, I just saw his skin get.
How many players? Two, it was two players.
Two players 2. Players 3 freaking screens damn.
Yeah, we can put this in the trash.
I never played. I can't.
I can't. I never liked it.
I can't. I never liked it.
Ninja Warriors. Oh, there she oh, there she oh,

(01:34:12):
look at that run. Well, I.
Mean what would you you? Know they should have called
this game Ninja Terminator. You guys play the better ninja.
No, no, see, I think that's the thing with me.
I'm thinking of the new one thatme and Jay play and I like that
a lot. That was a lot of fun.
I don't. Know what definitely better.
The the the one I played this one here I played in the arcade
probably once or twice and I died really fast.

(01:34:35):
Oh no, I was there to take your.Money.
Yeah. This one's rough.
Yeah, there's no. Come on.
What's? The difference?
This is like narc. This looks wrong you.
Know narcos way better. I I'd rather.
Play Narc. I'd rather.
Play yo bro. Alright, alright, alright, so
alright, so this is where I'm atwith this right now.
Well. You don't know what I'd rate
narc. So if if I'm going to say is
this better, would I rather playthis right now or POW?

(01:34:59):
I'm going to say I'd rather playPOW.
So, oh, man, yeah, man. I think this might make it to
trash. Seriously.
I mean, look at the line. No, no, no.
I'm thinking of every memory what we got.
No, no, no. Think about, think about every
memory I have with this game. I don't have any good memory

(01:35:21):
with this game. I have none.
I play it twice. I mean, the guy died
immediately. You don't get past the first
stage and that's all. That's all right.
That's as soon as you put up thebox out.
I said, you know what, This isn't that's not that bad.
And I looked at it and I said I couldn't, I couldn't argue
because the boxer looks cool. Everything about it looks cool
except and what they brought outrecently, what I brought out
recently, what they brought out recently is a good game.

(01:35:43):
That was a solid except that last I read an article about the
the devs about that, they did A and they good job.
The original devs, the people that worked on the original game
worked on the the new. And I didn't know that the blue
ninja who is now like a big Cyborg in the new one, I didn't
know he was like that small right in the original.
Yeah. When did this come?

(01:36:05):
They they had technical when. Did this come out again?
91 and 92. 91 This looks like itwas 1987.
No, no, no, I think no, I think it said 87.
Come to think of it, can you bring?
Really? Yeah, it was easy.
It looks like it's from 87. It looks like it's like right
after Ninja Gaiden. It's like it's early.
For real. A little early.
No look at all. No, Look at.

(01:36:26):
Ninja Terminator. No, look, look at all the
footage right now. They should have called this
game Ninja Terminator. It reminds me of RoboCop.
It it fits the time. No, no, I, I will agree with
that 1000%. It's 80 but I'm.
Going to to borrow something, Turbo said.
I'm going to if you asked me if I'm going to play play this game

(01:36:47):
right now, I would tell you to fuck yourself.
So I'm putting this look, look, she got the robot chest that's
not even fucking needed. This is trash.
Well. She's a female.
I mean, especially since they they came out with a new, you
know, the updated version. But I'm not showing you the
whole game. See he's off the screen. 3
screens. There's three screens.

(01:37:08):
This was bad I. This is bad.
It this is bad. It doesn't hold up.
No, it just doesn't. Yeah.
It looks like the time period that it came.
Absolutely. And I was like, this does not
look like the 90s. That looks old as hell.
Listen, this is what it did. The reason it was a big, big
arcade. That's the only way they can get
you to put your money in there and you get killed right away.

(01:37:28):
So like. They hyped it up like really
well, but. You died within the 1st 2
seconds. 2 seconds you're. Dead you don't.
No one beat that game that I've ever.
Seen. You're done.
So I can't give that. I would give it an OK as a game.
It's not a bad game, OK, but I'mnot playing out now.
It is trash now. Trash, that's what.

(01:37:48):
I'm saying like back then it wasOK.
I think now it's fucking trash. We're rating it for now.
How games have progressed I wouldn't even count like no like
would. You play it, would you play it
now? No.
OK, the new 1 is great. I love the favorite.
The new one, Yeah. What's the new one?
We're not rating the new. One, did you see the slow
movement? I know it's the depth.

(01:38:09):
What's the What's the new one called?
Ninja Warriors. Returns.
Or something. Yeah, Ninja Warriors returns
fight. Look at this fight.
Look at that fight. When I saw you guys stream Ninja
Warriors I forgot it's a like a improved version of what this
used to be. I can't believe it was this bad.
Hold on, let me get the Ninja Warriors, the new one to put
aside by exactly policy said youfight a tank with knives.

(01:38:29):
Like like what are we talking about here?
That shit is trash. That note that what we just
looked at right now is trash. Trash.
What was this? Game safe for less.
Like think about it, there's a, there's a lot of games like back
then, like like late 80s to early 90s arcade games that I
would fawn over right back then.I'd be like, yo, this is dope
for the times you put them now alot of them hold up like, you

(01:38:52):
know, nights around shit like this, That shit is fucking Doo
Doo. Let me tell you what's next to
it. So Ghost and Goblins was next
to. That oh oh sorry, can I cut you
for a hot. 2nd. Oh, I'm glad you said.
Bionic Commando was next to. It I'm glad you said ghost and
goblins. Dude, I was watching this this
channel YouTube channel that just streams Nintendo games all
day like old Nintendo games, andthat's one of the games.

(01:39:13):
Fuck that game. That's one of the worst games
ever made. Ghost and goblins stinks and
stinks. No, it's a game.
It's I know it's terrible. It stinks.
Ghouls and ghosts is amazing what they did, but the original
ghost and goblins traumatizing. One of the hardest?
There's nothing. Good about the game,
traumatizing for a lot of children.
But that's growing up in. Castlevania like those are arc.
But at least there was somethinggood about Castlevania.

(01:39:35):
But I mean, those are arcade games that were around.
Yeah, yeah. So.
Dude, this well this game does not look good at all.
Seeing a big street Street Fighter was around the time
like. Sam Kinison was.
One, he was around that time that was next to it actually was
X-Men. I don't know if X.
Men No X. Men was way out of.
This Who else played this? Two Right 9192.

(01:39:56):
I play this shit. It's terrible.
I played this shit. I played, I played, I played
this I. Did not play.
I didn't play this. I'd rather play last battle.
Yo, what a. Radical.
Reggie, that's Reggie. I challenge you to a game of
basketball for the Switch. It's called basketball, $10.

(01:40:16):
I challenge you online to that game.
Ain't no one shot. That play basketball, Nintendo
Switch, sports you play online. No, no, basketball the game, the
switch one of the worst games ofall time.
Don't ever. It's going to go in trash just
like. Yeah, exactly.
Like Ninja War. No, this goes in trash.
Anyone else oppose Trash trash? Trash.
I can't. I never played.

(01:40:36):
It it's going in the trash, y'all, we got a game that's in
the trash. Did it?
Damn. It's in the trash, in the
toilet. Damn and.
You know, it's toilet. You know it's fucking crazy when
you put it up. I was not going to put it in the
trash until I thought of it. I had to think of my memories
with the game, I said. I mean, this is complete
garbage. I mean just look at this.

(01:40:58):
This is complete garbage. Just look at this dude.
But they hyped it up so well with the three fucking screens.
It made it seem bigger. Than what it was a.
Quarter No, they did a great jobwith that Ninja stars in the
night. What the fuck's that doing
again? They do.
What's that? Doing good.
They do that, my dude was. 90 like yo-yo, stop with the ninja
stars. Like what's going on here?
What's going on in the scene? Death.
So that's our that's our tier list, y'all.
Pass Part 2 the hacking slash Arcade Legends.

(01:41:21):
Yeah, man, I think it's a good tier list.
Yeah. Yeah, I think it's solid.
Yeah, I think POW deserves that,OK.
It does not to be. It does not deserve to be there.
We we need to play all the gameswe never played there the two.
Not the first one. Oh no, not that.
That's in cake. No, no, no, that would have been
in trash if it was. Mutation Nation Should we take
the nation down? The nation would have.

(01:41:42):
Been. There, I rock with that.
No, that medieval shit look dope.
That would look good. And I'm almost ashamed of myself
for the Dungeons and Dragons bullshit.
Yeah, those are great. How do I know is?
Solid, that's. Like my type of shit that I'm.
That should be in the Hammers. That should be, yeah.
And, and it's not, and I'm upsetabout that.
Thank God for this podcast 'cause that's how we discover
games. We we have to dig out the Wii U.

(01:42:04):
Let's see if it's on there. I believe I bought.
Them no ones bringing out the Wii U?
Yeah, something else. Wii U no one's busts.
Not the Wii U fucking up the WiiU.
And I like the Wii U. I'm not.
I don't know where the fuck thatis.
It turns on for like. 5 to 8 years, it's not turning on.
No, it's oh, if it turned on I'dbe surprised it's not turns.
On it's gonna. It's gonna be.

(01:42:24):
Leave it there for over five years.
It's not turned on. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there's there's like a time bomb thing on it turning
on. No, there is.
Everything that's crazy. Like it was, it was a, it was a
test for you guys. So you should probably test
that, yeah, and then sell it right away.
Is there anything on that list, anyone who wants to move around
or is it you guys OK with? It I'm perfectly fine with.

(01:42:45):
I'm good with everything. I don't have any issues I.
Don't have any? Issues.
Alien versus Predator is essential.
I'm good. I'm good, I play that, but I
don't. I always wanted to and I and I
knew the hype behind it. You should and I'm I'm a little
upset about that. Cadillacs and dinosaurs.
I should play that too. You should play both there.
You go a little upset, to be honest.
I'm gonna take a guess I'm. Gonna take you an hour to play

(01:43:05):
both guys. I will take a guess on where
where I would put Cadillacs and ICE I would probably.
Talk about the day. Listen, listen, listen.
I have a guess on knowing what Ilike.
What is it? I think I'll probably put it as
a high good. I probably put I think I would
because the combat did not look bad.
The game is you don't like it's just the game looks stupid, but
you don't like you don't like joke like type like silly, silly

(01:43:27):
type. I'll tell you.
I'll tell you what it is. I'll tell you what it is,
alright. Everyone knows this.
When it comes to like RPGs and shit like that, if the character
designs not right, I'm already pissed off.
I'm all you know, I'm already pissed off like a violent storm.
Yeah, I hate everything that I look at in that game, but the
combat is good. I'm not going to say the combat
is bad. I was laughing.
If you watch our playthrough, which is on the.
I know I was laughing the entire.

(01:43:48):
Oh no, yeah, 'cause I was complaining.
I was complaining the entire time.
I said look at this fucking guy.I am with his fucking little
fucking blonde hair, tight jeans.
And I fell off the train. I was crying.
I was like, yeah, the music is hilarious.
Everything is great. And like just hate daughter.
I could not get behind what was going.
On And that was the best beat, but we played that.
Day it was. No, it was, it was 'cause

(01:44:09):
everything else we played was complete gutter trash.
Like like it's no worse than trash probably.
I'm surprised he didn't put those on.
I'm glad those would have been in.
Trash. Were they in the arcade?
I don't know. Yes, they were.
Growl is a growl. Growl I never want to see again.
That wasn't I never want to. I never, I never want to see
that. Game that didn't make the list
because it's automatic trash. Remember, I was intrigued to
play. I said what is this?
And I said this is. Dude the boss was so cheap.

(01:44:31):
One of the worst games I've ever.
Played. I died like 80 times, no.
It's one of the worst games evermade.
If you put quarters in today's game.
No, it's one of the worst games ever made.
It's fucking terrible. It's a very terrible game and
it's four players and everyone looks exactly the same.
They just have different fuckingcolors.
Do we have a we didn't have? What'd you call it?
Super? Prime Fighters Prime.
Fighters, the last that. Was last one.
Oh yes, we. Did superhero, super Batman,

(01:44:53):
ninja, whatever. Huh.
Oh Batman Ninja. You guys play Ninja?
Super Batman, Super Ninja. Batman.
Are you talking about Ninja Baseball Batman?
Ninja Baseball. That's a long.
Ass fucking we did that on the beat em UPS.
OK, you guys like that, right? Oh no, that was freaking fun as
hell, man. Silly, that's silly.
That's a silly, freaking over the top silly that's like.
Those characters are not even like people.

(01:45:13):
No, that's when I can rock with it, you know.
But like, let me see if I can find Dick heads.
Damn, look like Dick heads. All three of them.
They look like complete Dick heads.
I said fuck this game. They look like the.
Other guy, there's another game.That's basically what they are.
It's a joke. Game and I'm OK with you know I
have to think about violence some gets a low level good I'll

(01:45:34):
give it a little that was good ninja baseball Batman.
This game should have been. This game is combo alone, I give
it a good. This game is just a combo alone,
I give it a good. It's fun.
Who made this? Jellico.
That's a good question it. Looks like a cat.
Some Jellico shit. Tito Jellico came out with a
game. Jellico did not make.
This Jellico? Wait, Tito's not around anymore,
right? I don't think so.
No, look at that talk character.Talk character yo.

(01:45:59):
They look like hunk from fuckinghonestly.
Yo, you changed his his colors to purple so that's all I mean.
So they're not even human. They're.
Saying this game, how many playswas this?
Two. Was it three?
I thought it was 2. It's not 4.
I don't remember. It's like the Ninja Turtles.
I don't remember. I'm gonna say I'm gonna, I'm
gonna guess 2, dude, it could be.
It could be 4. I remade this.

(01:46:23):
Wow. 04 players. Turtles.
Is more it's four players, it's four players.
Oh, there we go. That's four players.
We never did a four player on. This well, is it?
It just looks like this, you know, 4 characters choose from.
It doesn't look like there's four slots.
That's look at that. Yeah, that's what.
It looks like space. There's so much space.
There's four players. It's got some solid.
No, the enemies are so stupid. I mean, enemies are completely

(01:46:43):
garbage. But like, funny though.
Yeah, no, that that's charming. That's charming.
What else made it? What do?
What do you call it? They made Iron Maid not our
type, right? They made some.
Some shooters who? Konami iron.
I cannot, I said. Iron.
I'm sorry, Iron. He said Iron Konami, Konami our.
Type what? Are you wow R type?
Sorry. That's not Konami.

(01:47:03):
No more tequila for you? Oh boy, I'm thinking of no.
I'm thinking of thinking of lifeforce.
Yo, what is this? That's.
Konami. Well, I don't why don't I
remember this? What?
Remember what? Hold up.
Bonus stage. That's Ninja Baseball, Batman.
But I was like, I want to play this ninja baseball, man.
This is a we we streamed this onthe channel.
You did you. Did right.
Yeah, yeah, you. Played it actually looks pretty

(01:47:25):
fun. Yeah.
There's a bonus stage right here.
Do I remember? Yeah.
This, this story was so nonsense.
Oh, it's completely. It was so.
Yeah, I used to all that shit. Yo, this bonus stage, look at
this. I'm gonna press the.
I don't remember this. This is so, so Japanese.
I don't remember this at all. Genesis you have to squeeze.
The ball, I've never seen that. I didn't.
See see this yeah look at the eyes dude.

(01:47:46):
If there's a four player version, there's a four player
version. I'm down.
I'm. Gonna look it up.
Yeah, dude, I got to. We got to replay this, man.
Dude, there's like 5 or 6 games during this podcast that we
figured out that we got to play again.
I don't remember. The thing is, The thing is the
Las. Vegas stage.
All right, I'm in. Styx and I play this and I don't
remember the bonus stage at all.I don't remember.
I do dig the combat. I like the colors, I like it

(01:48:08):
looks fun. Actually looks fun.
Fuck violence storm man. This was fun.
Wow Sir, that. Is no you ever see something?
Do you ever play a game that just aggravates you, man?
Like at every level, it's just like.
No, I don't play games that aggravate.

(01:48:29):
But it says up to four players. Hey, no, we got to get some shit
working, dude. We got to get that going.
There's a lot of games. We.
Just never see if it's on PlayStation.
That's just I was. Surprised.
I was surprised when I found butwe get different for us.
We can get it, Yeah, Don't worryabout it.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we got.
That we got. That yeah, we we fix that obs
shit. We fucking do a Dungeons and

(01:48:49):
Dragons at 3:30, then we do Part2 at fucking 6:00.
Like an hour long for right now.Beat em ups are like half an
hour. Oh.
Literally 1/2 hour. Yeah, you know what?
I'll tell you what it is. You know, I don't remember
Dungeons and Dragons like that, even though I liked it.
It's because the Guardian heroesruined everything.
Guardian heroes ruined. Everything from the same time,
yeah. Our heroes destroyed everything

(01:49:10):
and that wasn't our K game, but like that destroyed everything.
So yeah, that's undead. Hero sword Han.
It was crazy bro. And that was only two players.
Well, we still got the console version of this list.
We have to do at some point thatis true to that y'all look
forward. To that is true.
Oh man, I can't wait. For that POW.
Yeah, man. Yeah, every month at the end of
the the Last podcast of every month, we do a tier list.

(01:49:32):
So. So yeah, buddy.
And this one in particular got me mad.
Like no one else got angry but me on this entire thing.
And right off the joke. Right off the joke.
Yeah. Usually we're all fighting about
something, but this one is just me.
Yeah. And everything.
Yeah. Like and it was like off the
1st. One.
Yeah, it's. Not the joke.
So the stick said Calyx. Nice.
Was great. I'm like, what are you talking

(01:49:55):
about? Great, because.
I played, what the hell? That was fantastic, like a
couple of months. And you know what?
It wasn't even the fact that yousaid great said no one else
played it, so no one else can goagainst you.
I'm like, so we're going to do this.
We're about to do this right now.
You call the shots like. I'm so.
Mad, so mad. This dude running around fucking
yellow pants and a green shirt kicking people.
There was a couple of games thataren't on this they like.

(01:50:17):
There was some. There's some weird beat em UPS
out there. There's still some.
We didn't get everything. There's a million, there's a.
Million weird game, but they don't all play good in Maine,
though. That's the reason, yeah, yeah.
Maine. Not good.
Not good. Not at all anyway, I think.
Let's talk about the stream schedule.
Yeah, yes, for those who check this out for the first time and

(01:50:40):
you decide that you just want toget more of level 857, you need
to hear more. You need to watch more.
We're essential. We we got some more content for
you in the form of a streaming schedule.
Sundays, we usually have Let's Play Sundays multiplayer games
in the Versus called Variety. I'm not sure if we're going to
have one this Sunday. We got some technical
difficulties that we have to iron out.

(01:51:01):
So watch the social media, join the Discord and find out what's
going to be happening for this Sunday.
But Sundays in general, yes, we're going to be getting that
going. So, yeah, yeah.
We'll let you guys know on our socials, you know, when you're
following it, when when everything is OK, then back to
normal. Yes, but Fighter Fridays will be
untouched by that because Chalk has his own computer.

(01:51:22):
Talk what you got going on for Fridays.
Fighter Fridays. 9:00 PM Eastern.
What the fuck you saying Kev? Damn man, like ruin my whole
shit. Chalk just took it over.
By the Fridays 9:00 PM Eastern Standard Time.
Every Friday I play fighting games.
I play beat him up. Sometimes I beat people up,
sometimes I get beat up. So I'm trying to play a game.
I'm torn between Tekken 8 and Guilty Gear strive.

(01:51:49):
You want to do a beat him up man?
Maybe. I don't know, dude.
No, actually, not this Friday. Not this next Friday, Yeah.
No, next Friday is gonna happen.Either Street Fighter Six or
Smash Ultimate. Alright.
We'll we'll work on this. Next Friday is the 1st Friday of
February. Alright, play.
Play 2 at a time. Probably 2 at a time.
There you go, play. Them both We'll figure it out.

(01:52:10):
Maybe we'll. Figure it out man.
Cirque said Strive because he beats my ass.
Nah, I'm not mad at that though.No virtual fighter Rebo, right?
You had Revo. No, I didn't get it.
I didn't get Revo well. You can still play 5 right?
That was I. Couldn't play 5 that was free.
Yeah, I remember. I remember Jay stole so many

(01:52:31):
victories off of me in that. Game.
Yeah, I remember that. Which one?
In Virtual Fighter 5. The Remake.
The remake. Yeah, you were Pi.
You kept on knocking. Me off.
You kept on time. It was either timed out or
knocked off the stage. I was like this.
Knocked off the stage is amazing.
The remake is dope. Virtual Fight Five remake,
That's pretty awesome man. So I got to get props like, but
yeah, they did that shit. There guys.

(01:52:53):
No, Ham, no. Guys.
You're better off with toe ball,toe ball, toe ball.
True for real. And Wednesdays, you know how it
is, 7:30 PM Eastern Time. You got the podcast, All five of
us doing what we do best. You guys showing up in the live
chat making this thing a party? Hanging out in the live chat for
an hour while we record hell. Yeah, man, props.

(01:53:15):
Props to you guys. Thank you guys, we appreciate
the hell out of y'all you're. The reason why we do this, you
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You will be uploading that so. We'll be uploading so you can
watch the first part of it. So yeah, that's going to be
great. And tell all your friends,

(01:53:35):
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