Ranking Every Video Game Movie from 1993–2010!

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All right, so as everybody knows, the last podcast of the
month is a tier list episode, soyeah.
Yeah, what that? Means that's right, we're

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ranking every single video game movie from 1993 to 2010.
Oh yeah. Nice.
Oh yeah, it's going to be live action, by the way.
Live action. Only live action.
Yeah. Oh God, does war games count.
Huh. Just war games count.

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Yes, it does. Does it?
Is it really? OK.
And it counts. I agree all.
Right. What about the Manhattan
Project? Wow.
No obscure PC games, man. Nope.
All right, yeah, so let's go over the tier list itself,
because we had to change up the tiers for this episode, and it's

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going to start off with a must watch.
What used to be essential is must watch, followed by great,
then good, then meh. Trash and never saw it.
Oh that trash tier is going to be full.
Full little little foreshadowing, right?

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They know. They know we ain't got to tell
them. It'll be the first tier list
where like the trash leads everything.
Oh no, there's not going to haveany room on screen.
It's just going to be. Tonight is officially garbage
night, folks. Hell yeah.
That's ready cleaning up. Get ready.
Yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot, a lot of stinkers
out there anyway. For the movies that we didn't
see, hopefully the chat knows about them and they can let us

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know. Exactly word and they could put
them in the in the tail list. That's true.
That's that's how it usually goes.
Put them in the trash. Word, word word where it
belongs, that's. Exactly where they're.
Going now because if we didn't watch it and it's a trash ass
movie and then someone in the chat's like no that was the
shit. Must watch.
Nah, man, Nah. All of us are wearing black
shirts. Wow.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wearing black shirts.
Black. Black.
Black and the black black y'all.It's like a funeral.
What the fuck? Wrong movie, man.
Wrong. Tearless.
My bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My bad my. Bad.
Oh man, that was what see before, Yeah.

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Sensational. All right, y'all.
So without further ado, let's start off with the first game.
Drum roll, please. Oh, I don't even have that.
Oh. Super Mario Brothers 2 Brooklyn
plumbers Mario and Luigi must travel to another dimension to
rescue a Princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him
from taking over the world. The least 1993 rated PG runtime

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is an hour and 44 minutes. That's entirely too long.
Director Annabelle Jankle and Rocky Morton stars Bob Hoskins
as Mario Mario, John Luisama as Luigi Mario and Dennis Hopper as
King Koopa. Oh yeah.
This ain't no game. Oh yeah, What up, Jay Big, I'm
sure. Wasn't.

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What's good? What's good?
So yeah, this is the this is thetrailer I'm pulling up here.
Dude, the casting for this movieis not not the greatest.
I like it when they make a pointto say the last names of Mario
and Luigi, Mario, Mario, Luigi Mario.
Yeah, so ridiculous. I mean, they made it for the
movie. Al.
Al, did you want to start? You want me to start?
Did you see this? The movie?

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Yeah, No, that's why it's. Oh, you didn't see it.
Alright, I'll start. I'll start.
I was just going to say that like I, I'm so happy that like
through my entire life I've avoided this.
Wow. And I feel so fortunate.
All right. I don't even know what the 1st
10 minutes looks. Like good and you're.
Sure, Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm, I'm good on that.
So I never saw it before. I'm going to be a little easy on
this movie. The only reason why not too

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easy, but the only reason why I'm giving I'm going to be easy
on this is because it is the first it's the first video game
live action movie of it's like of ever.
So this started it off the trendand like everything else, like
comic book movies, when they first started, they were you
know, they were crap. You know, they had they had to

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start somewhere. This one kind of started the
trend. All right, and everything that
you know about the Mario Brothers game, just throw that
out because they just made-up their own thing.
I'll say this, I'm not putting it in the trash, but I think
this fits in the category of so bad it's actually good.

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That's my opinion. The hell did you dress?
That so So what, what, what, what, what, what?
So it's not good, all right? And it's not trash.
So that means it's going to go into the meh category.
Meh, dude. I watched the history, it's not
the. Worst thing ever?
It's not the worst thing ever. I watched the history of this
movie. And same here the.

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Production. Oh yeah, it was.
It was. It was crazy scripts, so many
directors. Yo, they were they were going
off offset like drunk. They were going on drinking
after this, after this, they just didn't care.
They knew it was a. Disaster.
I've been drinking. I had to make this movie too.
And I think it was a husband andwife, like an Italian husband
and wife that never played the game at all.

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And and the script was written like 50 times.
Like it just kept going to different people.
So it was in, it was in hell trying to get this movie made.
They wanted to make it fantastical and a fantasy world
and they like, oh, dinosaurs, weneed dinosaurs in the movie.
You're right. And oh man, the Mushroom Kingdom
was just like the fake garbage Jurassic Park.

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Like I don't understand why. Let's cut to the chase.
Let's cut to the chase, guys, this movie is trash.
It's trash. I'm putting it in the trash
category right now. I don't even care what you guys
say. I I was waiting for Trump to
shine something on this. I'm like, I'm like, I don't want
this to sneak its way into another category.
And I and and y'all know me, I like everything terrible and

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this, even when I saw it as a kid, I was like, this was not a
good movie. It was not.
I'm sorry, like I can't I. There's nothing nice I can say
about it, except for the fact that it ended.
Like. It's not good.
I'm guys, I'm sorry. I'm it's not good.
It's going. I'm throwing it in trash.
I'm sorry, alright, I had Yoshi.We have a mess and we have a

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trash. I don't think Turbo ever seen
this. No, I'm fine.
You never saw this I've. Never saw this.
Wow. Not the whole thing. 5 minutes.
You call yourself a Mario fan and you never saw this?
I am not. I never said I was a Mario fan.
No place. Fire what?
Yo, you're a. Nintendo spokesperson.
Bro, I am a Mario. You played every game.
I have. I have, but you never saw the
movie. 5 minutes, I saw 5 minutes and that was all I was

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going to. Watch so that's all you can
tolerate. So that's never saw, yeah.
And I fell asleep. This is a fall asleep.
So you never saw it all? Right.
So you guys, most of these movies, if you haven't seen
them, are probably going to be watched on our Patreon.
Yeah, we will force them to watch.
Oh God, I don't know about. All that.
But usually for you. Guys.
Well, the ones that we haven't seen, yeah.
I mean, even if it's like you can only make it like 15 minutes

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in the movie. Exactly.
You're the you're the tiebreakersticks.
Oh no, it's trash. Oh.
God, what a shocker. Oh no, it's trash.
This movie was never good, Not when I was young, not when I was
old. It's never good.
I don't care what people say. Yeah, I don't care if you are
four years old when you saw it. Maybe you know nothing about

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Mario. I never saw this either.
Paul C. I'm a Mario fan.
Dude, it was. Just not nothing.
No decision about this movie wasgood.
I can't give. Them even when they when they
had the trailer, I said no, there's no just I'm not seeing
this. Watch Roger Rabbit, please.
Yeah, not this. Yeah, exactly.
Agreed. Agreed.
You better off watching Roger Rabbit.
And what's crazy, it's like the same time.

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Like actually man, this trailer rabbit was earlier.
This trailer is way better. Yeah, get soft.
Yeah, get. Yeah, yeah, please.
It's like. This movie is not good like man.
Chad, I know, I know. Upset that we're still.
I got nostalgia for this movie. Discussing it right now I'm.
Upset from. This.
It looks like you fucked up my movie.

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Listen, a lot of people know this movie as a meme, so they
enjoy it. For what?
For the meme. Anyone want a little sake?
Anybody. No, I'm good.
I'm good for a minute, yeah. I don't like you all saying no
half. Halftime.
Halftime. Calling me a drunk.
Just start all. Right, So what?
What do we have next? Hold on a second y'all, I just
got to put this together and I have to set up the next one so
give me one moment. And we should have just put a

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big trash can in there. Yeah, there we go.
Like. That's it.
It's going in the trash, y'all, Yeah.
Let's see if it actually it. Just drops in there, it's going
in the trash. We'll put we'll put some these
ones on the side, everything else in the big trash can.
That should be. I can tell you.
Something bad over your shit? Yeah, I'm never going to watch
that. Movie.
I mean, they kicked it off. This is why this is all right.

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I can't, I can't go into it. This is what happened.
They they started so wrong, so wrong.
We started the tier list with the perfect one.
That's the that's, that's like the when you think of video game
movies, that's the first one that pops into my head.
Life terms. How long it took to get that out
of people's heads. Yeah, it it.

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Took so very. Long to get a so long.
I don't know what the first goodvideo game movie was, but I'm
glad that we're on a good streakof at least halfway decent.
Video game. Representations.
We're going to go through the growing pains.
Seriously. We're going to go through the
growing pains right now. It's not easy.
Thank you Paul. This is like the first time me
and Paul have perfectly agreed on something.

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I don't know what's happening tomy playlist, but it's not
doesn't seem to be working. Oh.
So I'm going to have to. Manual.
Shit, what's the next game? I'm almost afraid to see the
next game. Oh God, it's gonna be.
Good, it's gonna be. Good.
I don't know, man. It's.
Gonna be good. I have faith.
Because, you know, it's crazy. A lot of these bad ones, like

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the really bad ones I didn't watch, like the really really
bad. Ones you don't, you don't have
to watch all. This no, and I have no desire to
see him. Ever wear him?
This is bad. There's one in particular that
might be next and might not, butI know it's on the list.
I don't think you've seen this one, but I think I just queued
it up. So here we go.

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The next game is. Double Dragon Two brothers have
half of powerful ancient ChineseTalisman.
An evil gang leader has the other half and is determined to
get the brothers half and have acomplete medallion to gain
absolute power. So.

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Fun. So bad.
Came out in 1994. Rated PG13.
Runtime an hour and 36 minutes of your life that you can't take
back. Director James Yukic stars
Robert Patrick as Kogashuko, Mark de Koskos as Jimmy Lee,
Scott Wolf is Billy Lee, Alyssa Milano as Marion Delario.

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I never knew her last name, thatlast name.
I never heard that last name in my life.
Melissa Milano. Power, justice, darkness, and
light. The double dragon.
Oh. Marion All right.
So this is since I love Double Dragon, I made sure I didn't
watch this. Dude, look at the cover of the
movie. Yeah, this is.
I've refused. I didn't even see a second of
this. Look at the movie.
Yeah, this is the trailer. Fuck 2000 years ago.

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You knew this movie is bad from.The oh, that's the dude from
Ninja Turtles. There's a lot of people in this
movie, but I think not good. They said it had to do with a
medallion. What the hell?
I tried. I've actually tried watching
this the other day. No, this is worse than.
Mark, I can't even get like I can't even.
Yeah, this is worse than Mark. Worse than yes, yes, this is, I
think this is the worst on this entire list.

(15:19):
This is so fucking terrible. Yeah.
So I'm going to start off and say, yeah, look at this.
This is fucking sad. Did you see this?
I saw the entire thing. Yeah, OK, it.
Was like Johnny Millennium. I tried to rewatch it.
Johnny Millennium. The bad guy.
Alright, anyway. No, man.
I tried re watching this and couldn't even make it.
I was just like, wow, this is worse than I remembered.

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It's just as bad as I. Remember it's it's just as bad
as I think it's the worst on this entire list.
I think it's the worst. This is like beyond If there's
something worse, the trash needsto be on it.
So the Mario movie is better than this?
Yes, yeah. Wow.
That says a lot. That says a lot.
Oh yeah. That's easy.
That's Oh yeah, like hands down,hands down, 100,000%.

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Chad, what do you guys think of Double Dragon the movie?
Mm hmm. Dude it wasn't even like the
game at all. It didn't look anything.
Like this movie was absolute garbage.
Alyssa Milano in shorts could not save this movie.
No, it was not good. Like no.
And like, you know, no, it was. The villain?
No. Was the villain?

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No, No. Disrespect to the actors in this
movie, but like the writing and like what is this stupid
medallion? Now the writing.
The writing was. Terrible.
Well, there's two Dragons. It's.
So stop, stop, stop talking. Stop talking right now.
It is so bad. It is so it like I don't even

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know what to say man. Like, yeah, I mean, luckily
everyone went to went on to likehave like decent careers.
But like, this movie was so bad.It was I saw this in the theater
and I'm just. You saw this in the theater?
Ohh my ohh God this was in the theater for like a weekend.
I don't even think I've made it like a full I even.
I even knew better. Like this was trash room.

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View You're one of the lucky few.
So I'm. Saw this in a.
Theater. I saw this on cable and this was
fucking. Terrible dude, I wouldn't watch
this on WB. So bad.
His doodle I'm putting in the trash category already there,
yeah. That would probably be on The CW
actually. I thought it was.
I thought, have you ever watchedit?

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Like 10 minutes, 10 minutes of this.
That was, that was all. It's that was all.
Yeah, same thing, Mary. I was like, I've only seen a
couple of minutes of it. I have watched a couple of
minutes of it. That was I saw it, I saw.
It so bad. I saw a Bobo and I said turn
this crap off. Turn it off.
I'm glad this movie didn't. If he's in the trailer, holy
crap I hope you see him. I completely forgot about that

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shit. That's the medallion that gives
you powers, man. Dude, he turned into a paper
man. Yeah.
No, this is, this is early. How is that?
Early CG man this. Is terrible.
I mean, look at the fights though.
They could have just had practical.
I'm glad. I mean they did move some some
stuff they had practical like the explosions and shit, but

(18:15):
it's just bad writing. The fucking story was so bad.
Dude, I'm telling you, that's how heavy console gamer could
play the villain. This thing kill everybody's
right. Like do a poor short.
I think the only thing that would save this is if it wasn't
live action. If it was it was animated, maybe
it would save it, Maybe that up to maybe, and I'm saying if this
if this and like if they took the script for this.

(18:35):
Listen, I would never trust a double dragon live action movie
ever, ever, ever, ever. I never want I I would have.
I don't even fuck who you cast. I never want to.
I don't even know who flick. 80slike that's that's it you.
Know what you got to do? You got to fight.
In the streets. You know how they got the AI
where you type in the prompt andthen should pull up the video?
They should do that with this. They probably they probably
would do a good job. Yeah, better than this.

(18:58):
Yeah, way better. You got put this way below.
Where is it going? Oh, this is in the trash, man
easily. It's in the trash.
I think it's universal. It's in the trash.
Universal. Trash.
It looks like it should be. Blowing trash.
It's undeniable. I don't think anybody in the
chat even. I guess you gotta move it ahead
of Mario, since you guys said Mario was a little oh, hell
yeah, hell yeah. Now this is going to this is
ahead of the pack. I think this is ahead of

(19:19):
everything. This gets its own bag.
Yeah, category. I think it should get its own
category that bad. Absolute Doo Doo.
This gets its own hefty sense sack.
There we go. It's getting tossed.
In the trash alone. Hell yeah.
Trash. Flushing that down the toilet
man Garbage. Next.
Garbage. I'm gonna start no good.
So far, yes. What can make it out of the

(19:41):
trash? Can something not be trash?
I think there's something. I know there's something.
I can think of two right now. Got a lot of movies.
Yeah, I think there's two. There's two in my head that are
aren't trash. I.
Don't know. Dude, But we'll, we'll see.
We got some stinkers here. We got some stinkers.
It's not. Easy making a movie.
Not easy. Alright, next next one we got.
Dragon. Though Street Fighter in the

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midst of a civil war in Southeast Asia, a general
intensifies the climate of violence by kidnapping 63 UN
delegates to free the hostages. A kernel leads a group of
fighters will have to use all their skills to be successful.
Released 1994 Rated PG13. An hour and 42 minutes of

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directed by Stephen E D'souza, stars Jean-Claude Van Damme as
Colonel Guile. The.
American. Yeah, all American.
The All American. Raul.
Julia gave his all to M Bison, the immortal Ming, NAO Wen as
Chun Li, and Kylie Minogue as Cami.
Yeah. All right.
Three out of four. I like this.

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I like the cast. The casting wasn't bad.
Except for Van Damme, the. Casting wasn't bad.
That was a. Bad.
They needed a big name. They needed a bigger name.
They couldn't get an American. I played the American.
If he was going to be the main character, he needed a bigger
name. Nobody in America look.
At this Kenneth Ree, you are, and even the main.
Schwarzenegger. Al, Al, you first.

(21:14):
You want a movie first? Exactly.
You know what? Let's switch it up.
You go first. Well, actually, everybody here
saw this, right? I saw it.
Yeah, I didn't see this. Everyone here saw it.
I didn't see this movie. All right, go ahead.
I didn't see this movie. No, this is trash.
I'm not. I'm not even he's not even going
to like try to like dance aroundcertain things.

(21:34):
Like this is a bad fucking movie.
Like the, like the if you take the, it's like they took the
source material and they said, all right, let's just put this
down on a plate and I'm a squat over it and I'm a take a shit
all over the source materials. Street Fighter fan though.
What you're saying this as a street?
Fighter. Yeah, yeah, I like Street
Fighter. I'm a big fan of Street Fighter

(21:55):
fan. I I mean, RIP Raul Julia.
He did the best he could, you know, he did the best.
Yeah. He he was the only one who did
like a really good job. But surprisingly.
But you know, if you do a, it's like being the only star on a,
on a horrible team, you know what I'm saying?
It's like, it doesn't mean anything because you still get
the L. And that's what this movie gets.
This This movie is not meh. This movie is shit.

(22:17):
It's a shit movie. It's better than Double Dragon.
It's better than Mario, but it'sshit.
It's a shit movie. I'll let me give my vote real
quick and then we'll go this way.
I can't give this trash. I can't give this trash close
though I can by a little margin.By a little margin.
That's a Raul Julia. His lines are freaking great.

(22:41):
He did an amazing job of what hehad.
He gave you. And it's sad that that was his
last performance, theatrical performance.
But I do watch this movie from time to time.
I'm a fan. I'm a fan of bad movies.
I like movies when they're so bad.
I could just laugh at it becauseit's so bad.
I have to take myself out of thefan of the, you know, the, the,

(23:03):
the source material. Yeah.
And I can put myself as I can enjoy it.
What I rate as a trash is a movie that I can't even finish.
If I can finish a movie, it's not trash to me personally.
Gotcha. That's what I count as trash.
This is not trash. I can finish the whole movie.
It's so funny. There's a lot of bad quotable

(23:24):
lines in this. The, the, the, the fireball,
which was just a flash of the screen.
Oh my God, that wasn't even a fireball.
It was so mad. At that and that.
Balls. You know what's crazy?
I mean, cigar. Cigar also being an arms dealer.
I almost wish they didn't. Like, I almost wish they didn't
use the names. Just don't use any of their

(23:44):
names because none of the characters are the characters.
Why are you using the names as far as?
Totally any Honda. Did you wait?
Did you? I never saw that bell rock
punching, you know, You know, Soyou take you take Raul Julia's
performance and you throw Blancato cancel him out.
That's why it's trash. Yeah, yeah, that's why it's
trash. I got you.

(24:05):
But that's that's what I said. I give it.
I give it a mad because there's no there's no category that's so
bad. It's good.
We got a mat and a trash. You didn't like CC Nash's
Blanca? I like the man.
I'm not even that's not even a percentage.
That's going to change my decision.
I thought Zhangif was funny. I thought his character was
funny. He was an idiot.
But it was it was funny. You know, it was like a cartoony

(24:28):
character. Fuck that movie.
See, Bizarre knows bizarre. What do you got, Chuck?
When bison came to destroy your village, it was the greatest day
of your life for bison. It was a Tuesday.
It was a Tuesday putting this in.
Meh, there you. Go.
I like, I really, I kind of wantto put it in trash, but I mean

(24:51):
Van Damme doing action scenes isyou can't go wrong because the
dude is realistically athletic and he's a martial artist and
Raul Julia gave the best that hecan.
And I think Chun Li was very well casted.
Kyle Minogue Minogue also is Tammy was.
Tammy Yeah, yeah. Tangif was well casted.
Yeah, Zangif. Yeah, that dude, yeah.

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Well, it was identical to the game, so.
Yeah, I'm putting this in May. No everyone.
All the other characters were. Putting this in, it's in May.
I like Giles depiction by you know, John Chloe Van Damme.
No, he did. Wait, what?
He did the somersault. Until he spoke.

(25:31):
Not American. His accent.
You like him as he looks like Giles until he speaks.
His fight, his fighting, his fighting matched Giles
character. I thought I like the sun kicked
that he did was like a backwardssomersault.
I thought that was all right. I thought he was athletic for
the the fight. The fight scenes that he was in
were pretty cool. I watched, I've seen this movie
twice. I've watched it from beginning

(25:52):
to end. It's not a great movie or really
a good movie, but it's not like it's it's yeah, I give it a man
also because it's not like complete.
I can't. I could not.
I fell asleep through Double Dragon and Super Mario I I can't
finish. Though you know what?
That's why there needs to be another category, because I
think Double Dragon and Mario need to be something lower than
trash. Well, I wish there was something

(26:14):
lower than because, because I will not.
I'll be honest, I can't put this.
I think this is better than Double Dragon and Mario.
That's a special type of shitty.But I think this, I still think
this movie is trash, but it's not like this.
This is like below the Earth. Let me ask you, did you did you
finish the entire movie? Did you watch it from start to
finish? For a lot, most, a lot of trash
movies I do. That's how I come up with my

(26:36):
answer. No, it's for me, it's trash.
Is like I can't even that's that's how I know something's
trash, 'cause I gotta, I gotta watch everything 'cause.
You never know, it might get good in the last 10 minutes.
Sometimes there's some scenes that will knock that shit up
sometimes, so like, you know. But if you don't like band
damaged gal, you must have lost your balls.
I'll tell you to turn this shit off.

(26:58):
I'll tell you something. I'll tell you this.
What's up? I was excited.
I was super excited to go watch this movie.
Well, you're a fan. You're a super fan.
Because I was a Street Fighter fan.
I feel bad. I feel bad for the fans, man.
I feel bad. You know how it turned out.
So like I said, like I didn't like the representation of any
of the characters except Chun Lee maybe like nobody like well.

(27:19):
Bias. Well, bias, everybody.
Well, bias. Low bars, low bars, Zankiff.
Zankiff looked scrawny and corny.
He looked like Dawson Zankiff. Looked.
Scrawny. I mean.
No, no. I was like, wait, what?
Zankiff was like, identical to the game.
Is it Sagget? Sagget looked like he looked
like Gandhi. Yeah.
He didn't look. He looked like Dawson.
He was a businessman. He was built like Bob Saget,

(27:41):
Yeah. The fact, the fact that the fact
that Saket was a businessman, yeah, makes me just that a
decision alone. It's trash.
He was, I think he was an arms dealer or some shit like that.
I don't remember much about Vega, but I didn't have much bad
to say about. I just remembered.
I just. I just remembered something too.
That was obviously it's bad. It was a bad idea to write them
as this. Ken and Rye, you were terrible.

(28:03):
We're arms dealers also, no? They.
Would not. Oh, and DJ was terrible.
What the hell? DJ was in there too.
They were buying some. What else?
DJ was the fucking the geek fromFucking Die Hard.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Street Fighter is not supposed to be about God.
Street Fighter is about Ken and Ryu.
Yes. That's the problem with the

(28:23):
movie. Yeah.
Did I think it was complete trash?
No. I was disappointed in the movie.
I didn't think it was good, but I think it deserves some math.
Should have. We should have.
Made another category Math. Is that category?
Nah because this is this is a trash movie.
I don't care if they made it or not, it's math.
Whatever. All right, so where's this
going? It's going going to math.
Going to math. All right, I'll take that.
Because those other movies are far worse.

(28:44):
Yes, far worse. I.
Wished it was really, really worse.
We don't have an unwatchable category, right?
Unwatchable. Well, it's trash, trash.
Trash is unwatchable. See, I would put St. fire in
trash and the rest unwatched going into mad.
There's a lot of cat. It's going into mad.
It's not the worst thing in the world, but but tolerable.
But that awesome song that came from that movie with Deion

(29:05):
Sanders and MC Hammer straight to my feet.
You know you got to give it a. Listen this shut.
Up. Oh, there's.
Moments of fun from this. Movie all right so the next the
next game oh I have to pull thisup but the next game is
actually. Straight too much.
I've actually also rewatched this next game I'm about to

(29:28):
mention. Hold up, I can't talk and type
at the same. Time it is a low bar.
Yes, it is a very low bar. Yeah, the Bars in Hell Cafe.
Actually, kid bars in Hell. Will there be a must watch on
this list? I don't.
Know this is the This is our early video games movie list so
this. Is, I don't know, this is a
close one because this this nextgame or movie I should say, I
just win it. Hit us.

(29:49):
Win it. I watched this recently. 25.
And it still holds up. Hit us.
Win it, surprisingly. Go for it man.
Hit us, suave nerd. What up?
No. Mortal.
Kombat 3 martial arts let's. Try this shit again. 3 Martial.

(30:09):
Artists. Are forced to battle demonic
adversaries in another dimensionwith the fate of the world
hanging in the balance. Released in 1995 PG 13.
An hour and 41 minutes of hard hitting action Paul WS Anderson
directed stars Christopher Lambert as Lord Riding.

(30:29):
Robin Shoe as. Luan.
Robin. Shoe is Lu.
Kang and Linden Ashby as Johnny Cage.
Hell yeah, man. I'm going to let the style talk
about this. I saw this again fairly
recently. Same.
I have of course I have their their main song on my phone at
all times. I really dig this movie.

(30:54):
I, you know, despite its flaws, yeah, it's, it's a fun movie.
It's it's fun. It's it's a, you know, it's
cheesy. There's some interesting action
scenes. The characters look like the
characters for the most part. Oh, it's cool, man.
I liked it when I saw it in the theatre.
I was like, that was dope. You know, they, they the music
sells it, man. It's the same.
It's the same as how important music is in games.

(31:16):
It's very important in movies. I forgot about Repton.
Yeah, that's just that that shitwas drawn.
That was a lot. His reveal was dope.
But like that, that that was before we.
Yeah, yeah. That's your.
Soul is mine. But they had like, pretty good
moments. You know, you got the, you know,
Goro getting punched in the nutsyet?
Subzero coming out the first time, walking down the steps.

(31:36):
I thought his intro was fucking awesome.
Yeah, Subzero was badass. Yeah, I like.
Scorpion the way Scorpion was cool, yeah, like the effects
don't hold up, but the action was dope.
Like they actually pulled off some pretty cool, cool fights
here. So I don't Yeah, the soundtrack
was really good. Yeah.
So go to the tier list because I'm trying to figure out where
where I'm going to put it. Definitely not, never saw.

(31:58):
Definitely not trash, definitelynot Matt shit.
I'm actually not. I'm not sure where I want to put
it. I'm with you on that one
because, like, it's a fun movie.It can go on any of those three
because like, it's not amazing, but there's a lot of cool shit
in it, right. That you could fuck with you

(32:18):
know I'm gonna put it in great I'll put it in great because
it's it's it's a fun video game movie.
Even though the CG does not holdup, but they did a very good job
with the characters. They did really good with the
fight scenes and the story too story was cool editing was cool.
Despite some of the flaws. I think Liu Kang was perfectly
cast. You can't get it better Liu Kang

(32:38):
than that you gotta be out of your fucking mind.
That is Liu Kang. So Shang Sung was.
Nicely cast. It's just the way he says your.
Sword is mine. Like his face looks like a
fucking morphing so like. I like him also sub 0 scorpion,
I think killed it. Yeah, man, I, I, I it's a it's a
good movie. It belongs in good as a movie.

(32:58):
But because I have such a love for that soundtrack, I have to
move it into great. But I will not argue a good
yeah, I won't argue if someone says good, but like yeah, I
really enjoy it. Mortal Kombat was.
Dope. Like I was hyped to see this.
And it started out with that music and you got like in the
theater, dude, everybody's soundsystem.

(33:20):
Yeah, everybody. Else.
Charge. Yeah, I think I was like hopping
a gate. Everything.
That's when you that's when you hit it.
And you can't, you can't never top that song for a Mortal
Kombat period. You can never top, like the
theme song. Yeah, I.
Got it again. I still have that song.
In my playlist song, it's on my woke up movie.
It's like. Just perfect.
Stop the movie. Right after that song, I would
have been like, yeah, good. It's just.
Fires. Yeah, perfect song.

(33:42):
Just watch the intro. That's great, but can't we do
the movie? Although it does not hold up as
well as it did back then. Obviously it was very early.
It's still entertaining. It was when Kung Fu was coming
back in the US like, yeah, Jackie Chan would rumble in the
Bronx and stuff. Those are all old movies, but
they were bringing them back out.
And like I said, if you watch the fights now, they definitely

(34:03):
don't hold up. But when you saw them then you
got charged. We've seen like the the, what
was it the Sub Zero in Scorpion fighting?
Like I said, there doesn't costumes are pretty good but.
It looks good. The characters look like they
supposed to for the most part, and the story, it follows the
game. I give it that.
It is the game and I I thoroughly enjoyed it.

(34:25):
I mean, Goro, it's still funny, yo.
It's still funny. It's crazy because they did.
What was it, puppeteering and shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they got the good move.
Was it the? Same people.
That was it. The same people that did the
Turtles movie, Jim Henson I think.
I think so too. But they did.
A pretty good. Job they did it, but.
Like I said, it was great. I can still watch it now.
It's one of those movies that's not good, but it's it's good

(34:50):
enough. So I think though it.
Deserves it in this tier list compared to the movies that we
have on this list. Oh yeah.
This is almost a. Must watch.
You know what I was? Saying I can't argue like those
3 categories because I can. You can give an argument for all
three of those categories. Good, great and must watch.
I will. I will go back.

(35:10):
To watch this, I'm going to giveyou that.
I'm going to go with that is also a must watch.
The only reason why is because if anybody out there is not
familiar with this movie, you'venever seen it, watch it.
You can. Watch it and.
You're a fan of Mortal? Kombat Watch it.
Definitely. Yeah, There's tons of things
that don't hold up, but the characters look like the
characters. The music's amazing.
Yep. And the And the scenes are done
right. The scenes are done right.

(35:30):
Yeah, except for the Kano. And Sonja fight that shit was
trapped. It was.
It was slow. You know, it was between two
people who have no, no background.
There were actors. There were actors.
There weren't leaders, choreographers or anything like
that. But like I said in this.
Tier list that we have from 93 or whatever until 2010.

(35:51):
I'm. Obliged to put this in.
Must watch. You're a must watch.
Wow, I'm agreeing with them. Yeah.
All right, So the simple fact that you can just, I can
recommend this to anybody who's never seen.
It's cheap. And I would be like, you want a
good time? Watch it.
You love the soundtrack, You'll love the Terrorize that face.
Ohh, there we go. Look at Heal Turbo.

(36:11):
Heal. Turbo.
Ohh. It's you guys know.
How my rules on this tier list? For every tier list I do the
same. I have the same perspective,
same rules. OK, I grade movies, games how
they are today. What time is it?
No nostalgia glasses with me at all.
If I watch it today, what would I think of the movie?

(36:34):
Yes, Mortal Kombat would be enjoyable.
It was one of the first video game movies where it was
actually a good adaptation of the game and the Lord respected
it. Yeah, you got your actors who
are in there who look like the characters, but you know, you
have snow. But like you were saying before,
Sonia's, you know, she's not a fighter.
Her, her turn, her fights were kind of like, you know, they're,

(36:56):
they're just bad. She was in the movie though.
She had a good look. She had a look, she had an arms
dealer and yeah, no, they were like, no, she did.
She was way better than any character that was in Street
Fighter in the movie, you know, so she was, she looked like
Sonia, but her fights weren't that great.
A lot. You know, there's a lot of old
stuff, old looking stuff for CG and that's in this movie.
I give her the good. I can't give her the must watch

(37:16):
because it's I can enjoy it. I could watch it.
I know it's gonna be good. That's but that's it's old.
That's the right thing. I cannot.
Argue good. I'm not arguing that the guy go.
Because. Because they all have.
Arguments. It's not Matt.
It's a good no. Not much different and and it's
going to be enjoyable and a fun watch.
I would only argue if you said. Matt yeah.
If you said Matt, I'd be like, get the fuck out of here.
No, no, no. It's.

(37:36):
Good. It's definitely not all right.
Chuck, I can accept that. I got to put this in.
Must watch. Oh, the.
Mustard. Look at that, it's one of the
first games. To put I'm sorry, it's one of
the 1st movies to put video gamemovies like on the map to make
them say like, oh shit, this is profitable, right?

(37:56):
And it was it was well done for the time.
It's probably it has some of thebest fight scenes in movies
since before like the matrix came out.
It's the first good. Video game movie.
Yeah, yeah. And how come we never got
mortal? Kombat, the movie, The game,
Because we don't need that. Nah, they don't.
Need that, but the title. 'S too long, that's why it would

(38:17):
look exactly the same but. Yeah, it was.
It was. It was solid.
And that last fight scene when Shang Sung and Liu Kang were
throwing hands and the theme came up, brah, Yeah, I still
remember how I felt in the movietheater.
I was like, oh, this is the bestmovie ever.
No, it was. It was.
It's one of those moments it. Was it is a definite moment.
Yeah. It's yeah.
Yeah, you like those are one of the movie moments that you can't
beat. So yeah, it's going into must

(38:39):
watch. I don't have a problem with any
of. Those you guys got too much
nostalgia goggles. He does.
Wow, he has a problem. With he's going to get over,
must watch. You guys, he's going.
To get over, must watch y'all. If you haven't seen, this is the
first good video game movie. No, it's, it's all right.
Must watch. What do we have next?
Mortal Kombat was fun you. Watching this after the podcast.
Please chat, vote. This into good no if it doesn't.

(39:01):
Deserve it. Must watch.
Paul C, Paul C said. If Turbo said man I'd be down
voting the stream right now, thank.
You, Paul C. Yeah, Speaking of.
Which thumbs up the. Stream Yeah, hit that.
Thumbs up y'all, because I know you like it.
Hit those like buttons. Hit those.
Subscribe buttons please check Save this.
This movie doesn't belong in must watch.
Wow, wow. Get on.
It is in Must watch all right. Hate and.
Ask Kev. That's what we got next all.

(39:23):
Right. Terrible.
Don't even watch. A movie I know, right?
Watch. Fall.
Asleep 10 minutes in mad old 10 minutes in mad old 10 minutes
wasn't. Must watch that was the intro yo
hit start studio. It starts.
Oh boy. I forgot to add the second.
Part. So when you read it, you know
the the title of this, right? Say what?

(39:43):
I forgot to type it so. When it shows, when it shows up,
the next game is oh. Boy.
Mortal. Kombat Annihilation A group of
martial. Arts Warriors has.
Only six days to save the Earth from extra dimensional invasion.

(40:05):
Released in 1997. Yeah, it was PG13 it.
Was what, hours and 35 minutes of a misstep?
Yes. The.
Director is John. R leonetti returning Robin she
was Liu Kang to Lisa Soto as Cortana James remar as the
recasted rating I can I. Just can't say Johnny Cage in

(40:28):
this one, no? Dave, spoiler alert.
Well, yeah. I I I spoiler alert, I could.
Start this one. Man, it's so bad.
The only thing that is positive in this entire movie is the
recasting of Liu Kang, right? No, no, no.
Not the recasting. He's, I mean, I mean not, you
know. Recasting not re turn the return

(40:51):
by that Liu Kang. No, there's there's no that's
about it. There is nothing.
I'm not even gonna. I'm not.
I'm not gonna sit here and talk forever.
This is terrible. This.
Is what this is like? Watching this Street Fighter, I
put that in trash, but that's better than this, Yes, Yeah,
this is fucking terrible. But I did like the way the new

(41:14):
Sonja looked. I I like the new Sonja.
I like the way she looked. Other than that, that can't save
the movie. So this is complete garbage.
I saw the sub zero. In the Scorpion scene 2 days ago
and I said it was. I don't remember being that bad.
I remember I said holy fucking shit this scene is fucking.
I'll add to that. This is one of those movies I
like to torture myself and laugh.

(41:35):
I watch this every year. Sub girl flying.
This is one of those yearly watches for me.
Watch this every year. I watch this every year.
And the reason why is because I like bad movies.
It makes you I like, I like laughing and I drink to while
watching. It's fun, fun time.
But yeah, it's so bad. It's, it's fun, but it's
fucking, it's funny, dude. This is bad though, dude, don't

(41:56):
get me wrong. This is horrible.
It is trash all right. And it's staying there.
It's. Staying in the trash.
I can't even give it a man. I can't even.
But I for some reason I like torturing myself and watching
this shit but I can't even. Give it a man.
Remember when I said Mortal Kombat gave me joy?
It was a fun movie. I saw this.

(42:17):
Movie. Yeah, I remember the exact time
and date. This was one of the.
Worst movies I've ever seen in the theater.
Oh. I've seen, I've seen worse.
In the spirit too, I've seen worse.
Had to walk home. After this for three hours and
all I did was talk about how shitty this movie was and how.
That teleportation shit was so fucking terrible.

(42:38):
This was so. Bad.
That was a terrible walk. You know the.
Rated Maladies. Animality is in this, Yeah,
obesity or whatever the hell. Not animality.
That was bad. Awful.
Awful everything story, awful, fighting, awful.
Everything about this movie. One of the one of the films.
There was 1 character. I was like who the fuck is he?
I don't even know who he is. I've come live.

(43:00):
It's like no, nothing, nothing in this movie is good.
Done with it. I will never watch this movie
again. I like watching.
Can't even watch the trailer I. Like watching the trailer is so
bad. It is bad, yeah.
Trailer doesn't even look intriguing man.
You see all the flaws in the trailer?
At least the trailer is supposedto fucking lie to you.
They showed all the best parts. In the movie and they look and

(43:21):
they're terrible. My.
My favorite part my favorite thing about this movie is the
bad dialogue. It's.
So. Bad.
It's comical what comically happened.
I'm gonna talk about it. It's comically.
Bad compared to this you have been through.
Nothing I have with the six armsfor Mortal Kombat 3.

(43:42):
Not a chick was the chick. With the white hair Sindel.
Sindel had one of the. Worst lines of all time bro.
They read their they. Read their line.
They don't even like act, they just read the.
It's almost. Like they did it at 1:00.
Take and then they were like, all right, so I'm a trash, Jay's
it trash. How's it trash?
It's terrible trash riding. Wore a vest later.
This is terrible. The worst rider?

(44:03):
It was like getting there. He was good in the first one was
the same guy, right? It was.
No, it's. Not recast.
I literally said that this guys didn't rate it.
He. Looked like a Billy Idol.
Yeah, my man does not. He was.
I hate they. Recast him, he looks like a
Mason. It's like a made for TV movie.
No, it's terrible. No wonder.
I hate it so much. She wore a vest at the end.
I hate it. It was terrible.
It would be Roman Reigns. Right now it's bad.

(44:26):
Guitar was OK but. That was, you know, the movie's
pretty bad. It was the the animarities at
the end. Terrible, terrible, terrible,
terrible. You gonna bring that?
You gonna bring? This up or what?
Of course I'm gonna bring it up.All right, let's.
Bring it up. You can't.
Listen, Listen to me, listen to me.
This movie is a victim of its own, of its, of the prior
success. They rushed the shit out of

(44:47):
this. No, because they wanted to cash
in. They wanted to cash in.
Yeah, this is a cash. They were like, Oh my.
They were like, Oh my God, it was successful.
The 1st. One, yeah, they were like
successful. Let's just bang.
Out another one. I thought the.
American Gladiator. Dude was like the shit.
Like was the Saber Saber? Yeah, Saber.
Yeah, he. Was yeah, and.
And they were and. This and this is.

(45:10):
The, this is one of the first, another example of Hollywood
getting on the source material. It was just like the fights.
Some of the fights were OK, Likethey, they, they, some of them
remain true. The ones that were like mostly
martial arts and not so much Goddamn special moves like 'cause
they tried to put, they tried todo a fan service movie very fast
and they didn't execute at all. Yeah, they forgot about the.

(45:31):
Fans, they did not. No, that, no, they, they tried
to, they tried to throw everything in this movie and
they did not execute. And that's what the problem was.
No, it was Russian. Sonia was a great recasting.
I liked her. I actually.
Liked her. I didn't mind Jax.
Jack, actually. It's a second that yeah, Jax is
the the metal arms or whatever. I didn't mind that either.
I didn't mind Jax either. But like, they, they just really

(45:53):
took him off. They really.
Rushed him. So he took him off.
He took, he took him off. Right.
Yeah, He took him off. Took him.
Off 'cause you realize. He had.
Everything you already needed. You know what I'm saying?
It's like, wait and I and I respect him.
It's like, wait, you're not. You don't have arms, Yes.
What's the point of the metal? You don't have arms.
They got ripped off, got him ripped off, man, but that's not
how they were just. Metal covers, they just.
Metal covers put that frost. He just covers.

(46:14):
Put that frost. They took some.
Limits mom, this is going in thetrash.
This. Is.
I mean, no, it's. Going in the trash, I'll put it
I'll I'll just say man, but it'sgoing in the trash.
We know the only reason why for.Me is going in the trash is
because I I wish there was a tear where it's like, it's so
bad, it's it's good because it'sfunny.
That's me. That's for me anyway.
Unwatchable, but not trash. It's trash.
It is trash. I won't allow you to put it

(46:35):
anywhere else. Let's be honest.
It's complete shit. It's a shit movie.
He jumped in a roller. Coaster ride to teleport in a
portal. It was ugly.
Yeah, isn't that ugly, bro? Let's just move on.
To the next, Yeah, they thought.When they were right.
They thought they really don't write their own.
Checks with that. You know that's not a headed
double dragon. You know it's not a headed
double. There you go.
There you go. It's definitely not.

(46:57):
A headed double. No, I was trying to.
Don't you dare do that. Dragon is the worst.
Double Dragon is complete asshole that needs to go to
hell. All right, let's do some.
I can't even recommend that. Let's do some lightning rounds.
All right, real quick, what do we got next?
Lightning rounds. Unless.
Unless it calls for. Just you fuck around.
Under the list I. Like that, right?
That's all. Right.

(47:18):
Y'all ready? Yep.
Wing Commander. Blair, a fighter pilot, joins an
interstellar war to fight the evil Karate.
We're trying to destroy the Universe, at least. 1999 PG 13,
an hour and 40 minutes. Directed by Chris Roberts.
Starring Freddie Prince Junior as Lieutenant Christopher Blair

(47:39):
Saffron Burroughs. That's such a cool name as
Lieutenant Commander Angel Devereaux and Matthew Lillard
Lillard as Lieutenant Todd. Maniac Marshall?
Never. Seen it skip me.
Yeah, never seen it, Never see it.
Never played the PC game. Never watched a movie I caught
clips of. It I put it in meh.
You saw clips of it? I can't remember dude, really.

(48:00):
Chad, anybody? Actually I.
Never saw this either know. What?
I'm gonna leave it in Never. Play in Never.
It's gonna go to never. Well, let's.
Watch at least put. Up.
Let me put up the trailer here. I see never seen, never seen a
lot of people. Chad, never seen.
Yeah, this this came out becauseit seems familiar.
I just don't. Well, it starred Freddie Prince.
Junior so not many people seen that shit.
Damn, so I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
You have just said that. Yeah, that sounds.
Like a hater. I just wanted to attack him for.

(48:22):
Anything. I'm kidding.
Oh no. You know what I did?
It's terrible. I do remember seeing some of
this. I don't I saw this.
I don't remember all. I saw it on my HBO.
I definitely can see it in theaters.
That's Flight of Navigators. No, no flight of.
Navigator. I mean, it doesn't look bad.
From the trailer it doesn't lookterrible.
I would. Put it in man.

(48:42):
That was dude from screen. Yeah, I mean, we can't.
Put it as never saw. None of us.
Never. We've never seen this.
Yeah. I can't.
I can't remember. I.
Don't have it, could be OK, but it's going.
To never saw, but that shit never saw.
Yeah. All right.
Because no one see. This hold on not even in chat no
one can form like. A a solid opinion of it.
So you know what? There was a scene.
There it just, it looks familiar, like I think I've seen

(49:03):
this before. Never seen you, but I never
forget. I don't even remember.
I've been on HBO, bro. I think I fucking saw.
But like, you know how like it'ssomething is on in the
background and you just like, all right, well, you saw the
trailer. Yeah, you know.
Where that last part where they were flying the spaceship or
whatever and I'm like, I remember that for some reason.
But poor part of that. Join the HBO.
It's OK, Never saw it, no. Never saw it Paul.

(49:26):
See I saw this once on TBS when I was like 10.
I remembered nothing. Wow.
It's a forgettable, I guarantee.Like a couple of people here saw
it and just don't remember it. I could have seen it, but I
don't fucking remember either. All right, what we got next?
Hold on a second. Yeah, that's it.
I think it was Scooby. Doo all right, here we go in the

(49:46):
compute. All right, Lara Croft tomb.
Raider adventurer Lara Croft explores lost empires and
discovers immeasurable treasuresin her daily life.
But a secret from the past of her father, a missing
archaeologist, will lead her to one of the greatest challenges
ever. Related.
Related. Related.

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Released. In 2001, rated PG13, an hour and
40 minutes. Directed by Simon W Starring
Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft, Jon Voight, her actual dad as
Lord Richard Croft, and Ian Glenn as Manfred Powell.
That's an interesting name. Word.
Yeah. Tomb Raider I I did see.
This in the theaters? Yeah.

(50:32):
They hyped it up. Did.
We see this together. Maybe Angelina?
Jolie was the one at this point.She was the one bruh I.
Saw it so long ago. Oh wait, that's same that that
was the dude in game of. Evil and Game of Thrones, yeah.
Yes, that. Was Jorah?
I don't. Remember this being bad?
No, it wasn't bad. From what I remember.
It wasn't bad. I'm just trying to remember.
I did. I remember enjoying it.
Yeah, I do remember enjoying it.I can't tell tell you many

(50:55):
details because I don't rememberseeing it ever since the
theater. But I don't remember it being a
bad movie. No, but I don't remember it
being a great movie. No.
So I'm gonna go off a memory andI'm gonna say good, see what's
good. Yeah, I will go.
With the same vote it is good tome.
I hated the end. The end was bad.
I don't even remember the end. The end is bad.

(51:16):
Don't. Remember, the ending was.
Not good. No it wasn't.
No, the ending was not. Good.
I remember. I do remember the end he was.
I wanna spoil. It but yeah it was garbage but
the movie was done. The production value of the
movie was pretty good. The acting was good.
The storyline was Tomb Raider ashe was pretty good.
Just that ending it. Just gave me a sour taste at the
end but I thought it was a It's not man, it's above man also

(51:40):
also. I I my criticism for Angelina
Jolie, even though like, she looked a part, I didn't think
she was athletic enough for it. I felt like she held the guns
kind of weird. And I didn't get convinced that,
Oh no, she's not an actress. Yeah, she's just.
She's an actress. Like, I didn't, I wasn't, I
wasn't, you know, they did as best they could.
They did a lot of wire. Work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just that she needed to be.

(52:01):
Better with the guns, yeah, she could do, yeah, but.
No, it was good. It was good.
From what I remember. It wasn't.
It wasn't what is that I remember.
That scene this goes in trash. Damn, wow, damn.
Man, you turncoat. Easy easy there.
Just saying all that good stuff.It was good.
I'll leave it that good. Yeah, I.
Did see this? On TV and I don't remember.

(52:23):
It was a mad to me. I don't remember it being that
great. It was, maybe it was good, but I
wouldn't see it again. I wouldn't see it again.
Kev's like I didn't have. AI didn't have a crown I don't
like so. Fuck him.
Whoa, sorry. So it has nothing to do with the
movie? No, it does.
It does. Yes.
I I personally, I don't like that asshole.
Whoa, dude, we're judging the movie.

(52:45):
The movie was mad. Wow.
Yeah, he just went. I thought it was good.
I thought it was. Good.
It wasn't great, it wasn't trash, but it was good.
OK, I would leave it in good. I like the action scenes.
In the movie, very entertaining.So yeah, I'm gonna agree with
you guys. Good.
Yeah, it's probably the best. They've done with the Tomb
Raider friend chat. Put this in.

(53:07):
There who was who was in the chat that said it?
Was a must watch. Who said I forgot?
Somebody in the chat said there.Oh, that was Leslie.
Who was it? Oh, that was Leslie.
Yeah, he said. If you feel otherwise.
Oh yeah, feel bad, man. In Must Watch.
He paid for that must. Watch too.
I'm sorry. Sorry, Leslie.
It's not bad. Leslie's not bad.

(53:27):
We appreciate it. It's good, it's good, but we're
going to put it in good. That's what we think.
He. Was back in the chat early, I'm
highlighting. When he said in the chat way OK.
It's the mail. Nah, I forgot what we were
talking about at that point though.
Wow, it counts. Towards this yes, yes all right
so it's going in the. Good.
It's the only good, the only movie in the good category right

(53:47):
now. It's saying good.
Let's hold it down all. Right, like the cab next.
The cover was good all. Right.
The cover was good. Yeah, it.
Was a big cover, not bad. It's the best.
Two men. Movie.
I was going to say the game. Movie all right OK after Tomb
Raider is. Resident Evil, A special

(54:14):
military unit fights a powerful out of control supercomputer and
hundreds of scientists who have mutated into flesh eating
creatures after a laboratory accident.
Released 2002 PG 13. An hour and 40 minutes long.
Directed by Simon W Starring Mila Djovovic as Alice, Michelle
Rodriguez as Rain, and Ryan McCluskey as Mr. Gray.

(54:35):
I thought this was. The Paul.
Paul at the Anderson side, I thought.
Yeah, Mr. Anderson. Unless he started.
Directing the the rest of them. Maybe he produced it.
Maybe he. Produced it.
Possibly he produced it. I got all this information from
Wikipedia y'all so I know he. Hired Miller and IMDb also.
Yeah, pretty. Much.
To marry. Basically.

(54:57):
I used. Wikipedia and IMDb.
He's like, how'd you find your wife?
I made Resident Evil. I made a movie I made.
Sure to cast her. All right, this.
Movie man, what am I going to say?
That's nice that I can say that's nice about this.
I could start for you the positive I, I think I can

(55:18):
summarize this all right. So the positives all right.
Not much. Not much.
As a Resident Evil fan, it's hard for me to to to take a step
back and take the fan, you know?The fan aspect out of it.
And and judge this movie. It's definitely.
Different in the game, Yeah, it's way different.

(55:40):
Alice is not even in the games and none of the games that was a
complete new character that theymade for the movies.
None of these people. Yeah, well.
The team that she. Has works with and then they
throw in. What was it?
Wesker was thrown in there like his name.
I don't even know if he's in thefreaking movie.
I don't I don't even remember. I think his name was thrown in.

(56:01):
I don't think he's in the first one.
But yeah, I me personally, I'm going to say this was trash.
That's fair and the only reason why I say.
That it's because I couldn't finish it, yeah.
Could not finish this movie, canI piggyback?

(56:21):
None of the Resident Evil moviesI could finish.
I could talk. About it.
Oh, you can piggyback. No, I'm sorry.
I was. I was in the theater.
I saw this. It doesn't.
Follow the IT doesn't follow thestory of the game.
It's like if you want to rewind that part, please hold.

(56:42):
On. Hold on.
Here you go. Hold on.
Sorry. Go.
Keep talking. You want to?
I mean honestly. If you want to call this
anything, it could be like the. This would be an alternate.
Timeline of Resident Evil because it doesn't follow the
the story of the first movie but.
It was OK. For what it was, it was I, I, I

(57:06):
enjoyed watching, but I was like, wait a second, where's
Chris? Where's Jill?
Are they? In the we're.
All going to die down here. That's what the computer said.
Oh, man. But yeah, it was.
It was I I'll leave it in. I'll leave it in.
OK. You mean?
Meh. Meh.
Yeah, yeah. I'll leave it in.
Meh, Yeah. Never finished trash.

(57:29):
That's how I can judge it, yeah.If you can't finish the movie
it's trash then like the premise.
I stopped watching this shit. I just I can't watch come.
On man, I saw this in the. Theater.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
So I actually didn't think it was that bad.
I know it wasn't the. Game definitely wasn't the game.

(57:49):
No definitely not. I definitely enjoyed watching
it. Compared to other Resident Evil
things this was one of the better ones, but like I said it
didn't follow the game at all. I saw an interview with Miller
about about this movie and she said she sum up the part where
she was the nude scene she had in it right?

(58:10):
She said her brother my brother's favorite part.
Fucking incest bro. That's weird dude.
Come on man. Wait a minute son, your.
Brother's favorite part is when you have full frontal in the
movie. That's kind of weird to say.
That's whack. Kind of weird to say.
I know. Yeah.
Can we move on from that? But.
I mean Michelle Rodriguez. Was in it she was like cast as

(58:33):
she dies in every. Movie.
Damn that. Was about the time when it was.
Happening too, but she was good in it.
I think Billy Billy Jovovich is good in the movie Alice.
Has a character. I mean as a premise, like if
they did a Resident Evil like that, so be it.
But they never did because it's a bad.
Idea if they did it? They wouldn't have been bad, but

(58:54):
they never did that in a game. It's like it's not a
representation of the game, but they had liquors which was cool.
Zombies were at. The time were decent.
Like I said it, I I think it would go in good.
I wouldn't put it in man. I would put it in this man's.
Face. I'll put it in, dude.
Man. I'll put it in good based on.
The other ones that no but this one.

(59:17):
OK, all right, let me fix this travesty.
Really quick because this. Is not Resident Evil.
This movie, we're talking about the best video game movie
adaptations. This is not Resident Evil.
This is a let's bank off the name and throw in a liquor here,
a zombie here. Let's throw in Michelle
Rodriguez, who's the character that's not in the game.
Let's throw in Mila Djokovic because everyone has a fucking

(59:40):
crush on her. And let's throw in and we'll mix
her in with the real story and it doesn't make any sense and
we'll have her jump off the walland kick a dog.
Fuck this. This is trash.
I feel like this is a trash movie and that's where it
fucking belongs. It's a bait and switch, man.
They get you. They sell you on the names of
the actors. They're not you know, and Never
Fooled Me Part 123. They're all trash.

(01:00:00):
You will not trick me. Sure, if you change the name of
the movie, you might be able to get yourself into good because
it's like a, you know, fun popcorn flick.
Because there's some weird things going on that look
terrible anyway. No, this is trash.
Fuck this movie. Yeah, it's a fanfic.
You seem like like the way. Styx feels about Street Fighter.

(01:00:21):
That's how I feel about this. I'm not arguing.
I'm just saying that's, that's how I feel about this.
Tragic. What happened to Resident Evil?
This is tragic. Yeah.
Not gonna be terrible in arguing.
No, I haven't. I haven't.
Seen I could never finish any ofthese.
There's no haunting feeling of being scared or jump scared.
No, it's it's no only one Resident Evil movie had had one
that was like the closest to thegame and but it was only one

(01:00:44):
segment and one small segment inthe freaking whole movie.
And it's not even on this No to your list.
No, you can't trip me trash. But it was bad trash trash.
Put it where it belongs. All the rest of the.
Work where it fucking? Belongs put this damn.
Y'all could fight me on that? That's fine, damn you seem.
Upset, Sir, put it where it belongs.
I think it. Deserves better than try no?

(01:01:06):
You know. What, Annihilation is worse than
that? So I want to put it definitely.
Annihilation is definitely worsethan that movie.
Yeah, I will agree. Mario's not.
Better than that, no? Mario's not better than that.
No. It is all right.
What do we have next? You know why it's best?
Terrible. OK, the next movie.
Oh boy. He said.
Hope, all right, we're going to go to a series of bad movies.

(01:01:32):
OK, I'm not even going to. Do a drum roll.
It's not even worth doing a drumroll.
That's how bad it is. All right, here we go.
House of the Dead, a group of. College students travels to a
mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over
by bloodthirsty zombies. Zombies.
Zombies. Zombies.
It's that Zombies. Zombies released in 2000.

(01:01:53):
Three, it's rated R runtime is an hour and 30 minutes, directed
by UE Bole where it goes. There you go.
There you go. Sorry, Mr. Bole stars Jonathan
Cherry as Rudy, who the Tyron Tyron let's lead.
So he always gets a. He always gets a.

(01:02:13):
Known actor too. He gets so Clint Howard as.
Salish, he always gets like a. Known actor.
Who are these characters in all his names?
They weren't in the game, right?Those guys, Rudy maybe, bro, I
don't know, Putting the bag out,I could all right, So I never.
Saw it. You can put me down if I never
saw it. I've only seen.
I've never seen this either. Yeah, that's how it is, right?

(01:02:35):
Yeah, Yeah, that sounds. I've never seen this either, but
I remember Sticks was were you there, too?
Yeah, me and Nick saw this. We we saw, we saw the what was
it like the making of it or something like that?
Like a behind the photo. Oh, you guys saw this movie?
Yeah, I saw, I saw something like on HBO.
It was like the making of this movie.
It wasn't Ron Howard's brother. In this.
And he was mad. Yeah.
Clint. Clint.
Howard Yes, yes, yeah, we just said that.

(01:02:57):
That was huge. Trouble.
I never saw this SO. You guys take it away.
Whoever saw this, take it away. No, no.
Go. Go, Go, go.
Go. Please.
Here we go. This movie.
Is one of the movies that is so bad it's entertaining though.
Oh really? I can't.
Say that this is. Complete that.
That's a category. That's what you know what?
That's why I should No, because this movie is dreadful, right?

(01:03:19):
Dreadful. But you finished it, though.
But it's fucking hell. I was laughing so hard.
That's one of the best. Funniest finales I've ever seen
in a movie actually. Hope the.
Gamer said how's that is trash, but a must see yeah, that that's
wow. So that's the that's
conflicting, man, that's very conflicting because you got 2
No, it's dreadfully bad, but it's fucking hysterical.

(01:03:40):
That's like like completely different opposite.
The best way you could put this,Even if you pop an edible right
before watching this, pick your poison.
It's a fucking must see. It's a poison.
It's a must see. Get a glass, whatever you like,
whatever poison. Wine, beer, what?
Hard liquor, weeds. Oh God.

(01:04:01):
Coke, heroin. Do it all.
Dude. This.
It's. That's why there needs to be
another category because like obviously I'm not going to put
this in must see because it's a terrible movie.
I'll put this not good. I'll.
Put this a good because you got good.
Seems like the category. For like, it's so bad that it's
maybe we could change that, thenwe'll make it so bad it's good,

(01:04:21):
so bad it's good because. It's bad.
It's really bad over math though.
I can't say math, I'm saying no no.
Like changing it from good to sobad it's good bro.
Oh man. So bad it's good.
It's. Watchable.
Like very watchable. Yeah, it's, it's you.
Know what? Let me do that, I think.
I can I think I can edit this here.
Hold up head fucking movie so fits so bad.

(01:04:44):
Dude. Who's the guy?
Who's the? Main guy, the bad guy, he's a
famous dude. I don't know, but he had like a.
Red face and his tongue came outwhen he got his head stepped on
all right. Yes.
So this is going to. Change the tier list guys on the
fly. This is going to change the
thing I. Just changed it so I'm going to
have to move Tomb Raider becausenow we have a new category.

(01:05:06):
I changed good to so bad. It's good all right.
I just did this on the fly so. Tomb Raider is going to go to
where? Great, I've opened that or.
Should I change? Great.
To good because yeah, change greats are good.
Change greats are good alright. I'll do that.
Nothing is going to go in that yeah, yeah, yeah, because.

(01:05:27):
Yeah, no, I mean, the list of games, list of movies we have.
Yeah, good, because because TombRaider is not great, but it's
good, so we'll change it. So I'm OK with Tomb Raider
moving into good. All right, so we changed the
tier list, guys. We got Must Watch.
Of course it's fucking House of the Dead that changes the old
fucking list so bad. So bad.
It's essential. It's really fucking terrible.

(01:05:49):
All right, so I'm moving. I'm moving Tomb Raider to I
might watch it tonight. Good.
And we're going to move. We're going to move this.
See, The thing is, I like Mario Brothers for for me personally
fits in that category. So that's trash for me.
No, for me that that's why it's way out.
We we avoid you. The same with the same with

(01:06:10):
annihilation. It's so bad.
It's funny. No, to me they're fine with.
They're fine with them. Damn it.
Hope since. Tomb Raiders met I that's how I
felt. No, it can.
It can be in. Between It could be in between,
but I I liked it. I liked it, but at least there's
something in every. List now yeah, yeah, yeah and
every now you. Got every category now covered.
Thank God I find force in your logic, fellas.

(01:06:33):
Oh, this is on the fly. The controversy begins.
That's how we do it here. Oh no.
I mean, for the most part, is itnot?
He needs his own. Category.
Yeah, he needs his own tear. I mean, that's the trash.
Tear. There's levels of trash.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he did a lot of.
Video game movies. Surprisingly, something like it.

(01:06:54):
Next. Surprisingly.
All right, next one. No sound effects.
Lara Croft. Tomb Raider, The Cradle of Life
adventurer Lara Croft sets out on a quest to prevent Pandora's
Box from landing into the wrong hands.
Released in 2003, PG 13, Time isan hour and 57 minutes.
Directed by Yon Debont stars Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft,

(01:07:17):
Gerard Butler as Terry Sheridan,and Jaiman Honsu as Cosa.
I'll go back to the tier list. For a second.
What's up I want to see? Something here, Kathy Fox put
said put so bad it's good below.Meh.
Oh yeah. No.
Meh is meh. We don't care about meh.
Yeah, Mez. Yeah, no, that's true.

(01:07:39):
Yeah, cuz it's. There's some value.
There's actually you know what, the way it.
Is is fine? Yeah cuz the way it is value
with with so bad, it's good. It's real watchable.
Yeah, you know that works. 300 It should be above men.
Yeah, that works. That works.
You would rather watch it so bad.
It's good, yeah. Rather than a man, a man is
like. It's like forgettable.
It's like, yeah, exactly it was made.
And then it's like. It's you get a movie that's bad,

(01:08:01):
but you like watching it. It's funny.
I think that I think that it's entertaining.
Well, this movie that we're talking.
About I don't remember that's going into Matt.
I don't remember if I. Saw.
I think I'm sure I saw it. I definitely saw this.
His two mate is Matt and I. And I remember.
Not it's not good as the first, no.
Yes, it was not remember that itwas the first No, but it's not
trash. But I.
Remember there? Was a motorcycle scene, Yes,

(01:08:21):
that I do remember. I remember that on a train.
It's not. It's not Mortal Kombat
Annihilation. No, no.
Going to meh for me. What's in Meh?
Right now. Oh shit, May is the Street
Fighter. May is belong.
There with it, street fighters. It belongs there with it.
Yeah, this movie is. Yeah, I'll go with.
Matt Yeah. Matt, what do you guys say?
I don't never saw it. Never saw it in a second.
Cradle of. Life I'll put it in, May take it

(01:08:44):
or leave it. I agree because I don't.
Even remember that movie. So yeah, if it's not memorable
but you watched it, Oh, it says.It lies.
May is horrible. I mean, hey, that's fine.
Well, Matt. Matt was.
OK. Yeah.
So we just we just rebranded. I mean Matt can be close to

(01:09:05):
trash, Matt could be close to good, Matt could be hard.
That could. Trash is worse than that.
Trash is worse. Than that, all right, what do we
got next? Hold on a second, let me.
Move this into the right category here.
This killed the franchise for. Years all right, so this is
going. Into May.
Now here's a question. Is it going above in front of
Street Fighter? In front.
Yes, in front. No, no, worse.

(01:09:25):
It's worse. It's worse.
Yeah, yeah, this is, it's worse than G OK.
So it should be in. Front.
I should be in front then, so itshould be.
All right, yeah, I don't remember it like that, but I
don't remember as bad Street Fighter as I do remember it.
If it was bad, I would be like, yeah, that's I remember.
But if it's, you know, I watched.
I know why depression on your brain like this fucking sucks.

(01:09:46):
Like, I know I watched it. It was just the why.
They make that cash crap. That's pretty much what it was.
Sequel, at least. The Father.
Wasn't in it. Stop it.
Oh boy. Jesus, oh God saying.
Dude, damn Resident Evil. Apocalypse Alice wakes up in
Raccoon City Hospital after the area has been overrun by zombies

(01:10:06):
and must now make it out of the city before a nuclear bomb is
dropped. 2. 1004 with a One timeof an hour and 34 minutes,
directed by Alexander Witt, stars Mila Jovovich as Alice,
Siena Gilroy as Jill Valentine, and Mike Epps as LJ.

(01:10:29):
Well, all you have to do. Is read Mike Epps.
It's trash. Doesn't matter what movie it is.
I think they dropped the nuclear.
Bomb and she woke up in the trash and she.
Woke up in the trash, that's what that movie The only thing
I. Liked was Jill's.
Outfit. Yeah, I said, oh, that looks
kind of like Jill. And they did have a scene, I
think this was the one where they had the scene, but that was
like a reminiscent of the game. But then it was like, but it was

(01:10:51):
only for like a few minutes. It was the same as the first.
This trailer is the same. Nah, they're just recapping.
The first Resident Evil. Every single movie you have my
rating. What do you get?
Yeah, same here, they get. Progressively worse.
Yeah, so this is trash. Forget about.
The guy in the wheelchair forgotabout that.
Guy, I was like. Who is this guy?

(01:11:12):
Whatever you cast. Perhaps as a comedic in a movie
where he's not supposed to be somatically 5 rating.
Stuff, it's just trash. Yeah, it's trash.
My caps, it's equals trash. Like, don't do that.
Somebody wrote. That part for me, you could do
it with a Wayne's brother. So Jill looked good.
I like the. Way Jill looked.
It's just, it's not. Good.
Like putting like putting the Wayne's brother in Dungeons and

(01:11:32):
Dragons. Like it doesn't work, Carlos.
Same. Thing here I.
Forgot about. No it is trash even though they
try to do it more. Like the game, every time they
tried, he just tried my my, any all.
Of the year Resident Evil movies.
To me it's the same thing I could never finish these movies.
I never did I'm I'm going to putthis.
Movie in meh, OK, I never saw. It it was.

(01:11:54):
Better. I feel like it.
Was better than the first one. I agree with that.
Still trash. I don't I.
Feel like it was better than thefirst one only because Jill was
in. There, that's the only reason I
say it's better because there's someone I know who's in who was
from the game, that's in the movie they had Nemesis, but
they. Failed with that, so where else
it goes? Goes right in trash it's going.
In trash it's going. In trash.
Hold on, what? Was that it is voted to trash.

(01:12:14):
Hold on a second. It's.
Not a character in Resident. Evil.
Who are you, Alice? Man, that's.
Alice you don't remember from the game.
Never mind this is in the Resident Evil.
I can't tell her character. Yo terrible I never saw that she
did that different fucking she'sin.
I probably stopped watching the Resident Evil multiverse.

(01:12:35):
Guys come on man, get get with the time.
So upset. Yeah, no, it's in a trash.
There's a reason why she's not. In the games where it belongs.
There's a reason why they. Never put her in any of the
games. Nope, not even anyone because
it's a trash can. Damn.
Not even in resident. Evil 7 What up Gordo they need.
To make Barry, they make. Barry is the main character in

(01:12:55):
those movies. That's what they messed up.
Yeah, this. Goes into so bad it's shit
category. What's next?
Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on, hold on. I got to put this in the right
category. Yeah, we're filling up that
garbage. Can.
It's not gonna be worse than Annihilation.
It's not gonna be worse. I'll put it in the first.
It's not gonna be better. Yeah.

(01:13:16):
Just because Jills. Yeah, Yeah.
I do remember they had a they had a short scene with where it
was like, oh, this is like Raccoon City, like a old, you
know, And they're like, like from the game.
And then there was like this player ruined.
I was like, oh, cool. And then Nope.
We're gonna. We're gonna quickly.
Throw We're gonna quickly throw all the Resident Evil movies in
the trash now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(01:13:36):
Whenever you see another one throws, yeah, toss in the trash
I. Disagree.
Oh boy. You like the more.
As they go. They weren't terrible.
Really. I didn't think they were
terrible. Do you like it a more they got?
Honestly, I think they went to the desert.
They didn't learn their. Lesson man No, Honestly, I think
the series. Got better as it went along
because dude, that that one where they.
Went to the desert, I watched and he went to the.

(01:13:58):
Matrix 20 minutes of the of that.
Movie I watched 20 minutes of that movie and I was like fuck
this movie white in the white room and.
Then when they start, they start.
Adding characters, I'm like y'all too late.
Yeah, yeah, like you're trying to beat the game.
No, get out of late. No, stop it, Chalk.
Love the fast. And Furious movies, he thought
they got better. So, you know, I mean, that's a
good point, Kev. That's a good.

(01:14:19):
Point Michelle Rodriguez was in the first one, so yeah, that's
why he's got a soft spot for that.
It's a Michelle Rodriguez. What's next?
God, we put it, we put. This in the right category,
right? Yeah, All right, all right.
I would have saw, I would have been like, here we go, y'all

(01:14:43):
alone in the. Dark, a detective of the
paranormal, slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly
results. Released in 2005.
Rated R An hour and 36 minute runtime.
Directed by UAE Bole. Yeah, so you know, it was great.
Christian Slater as Edward Carnby.
Tara Reid. Tara Reid, Tara Reid.

(01:15:03):
You already noticed. This Eileen Sedrak.
And Stephen Dorf as Commander Burke.
All right, I did not. See this.
I didn't even know this was a movie.
You know what's funny? I've this is on one of my movie
backlogs because no, this movie gets trashed so much, but it I
want to see it. I've read and like on I read
unread it. They they people were like

(01:15:25):
loving this movie because it's just like the other OVA ball
movie. It's so bad that it's it's
hilarious. It's hilarious.
It's a no and that's why I want to watch it.
You gets a no from me. I haven't.
You saw it. You saw it?
No. No.
Oh, God. I.
Did not. So.
No. Yeah, we who saw it here.
Is there a trailer? Oh, yeah.
I forgot to put it. I was.
I'm dying to see the trailer. Christian Slater, man.

(01:15:48):
They said his character, yes, they said his character is funny
as hell, man. Yeah, I.
Never. He has this like super.
Nothing about this movie. Made me treat.
You Christian Slayer isn't player.
Man, no, I can't give it a vote.I.
Want to throw something out? I can't give it a.
Vote. Unfortunately, so none of us can
vote. We got to put this in and never
saw it. Maybe on the Patreon.

(01:16:09):
We'll watch it. Chad, you ever saw this?
Have a good. Time Who saw this in the chat?
Oh, it's that Joe. Fat Joe.
Oh. Man, that was a fat joke yo
damn. Oh boy, has anyone seen?
This. And is it better than Resident
Evil? I don't know.
This is. Before Resident Evil.
You know. Look at that.
Everything about. It looks better than resident.

(01:16:30):
Just have to say UVA. Bowl, that's all you need to
know. Yeah, that's for.
Sure. The metrics, the metrics effect
the metrics. Yeah, if you know the.
Director and the writer. You know how you know what
you're in for this January? You're the flip.
What was that flip? What was the flip?
Yeah, turn this off. Look at that.

(01:16:51):
Bro why that? Why that zombie look?
Like a monster, look like a toolnow.
Not too terrible the. Trailer doesn't look too
terrible. This guy.
What the You trolling man? Come on.
You need to. Stop.
You need to stop. Turn this.
Off You need to watch this aloneI.
Still, I still need to watch. This, this has to go.
This is going on. Turbo needs to watch this.
Alone in the dark, yeah. You let us know, but none of us
watched it, right? Yeah, none of us saw so, But we

(01:17:12):
know where it belongs. It might be entertaining.
Because it's bad, but it remains.
To be seen, we have to watch it to give it a full.
That's true. It's something I have to check
out on the. Page If you see his name, watch.
Out. I mean, that's so many.
Oh God, he probably did him. In this like in a week he
probably did like 50 movies next.

(01:17:32):
This next. Movie I recently saw like it
last week. I literally watched it last week
because I'd never seen it beforeand in preparation for this
podcast and holy shit could not freaking finish it.
So it's a trash for me. Doom.
Space Marines are sent to investigate strange events at a
research facility on Mars, but find themselves at the mercy of

(01:17:52):
genetically enhanced killing machines.
Released in 2. 1005 rated R The runtime is an hour and 45
minutes, Directed by Andrej BartKowak Black.
Kowak. Is Quack Bart?
Kowak, Bart. Kowak or something like that.

(01:18:13):
Starring Dwayne the Rock Johnsonas Sarge, Karl Irving as John
Grimm, and Rosamund Pike as Samantha Grimm.
Wow, how does the Rock not doom?Guy, he's the Sergeant.
I don't. Think there was a Doom guy?
No, no, there wasn't. There wasn't.
There? Wasn't Doom guy First of all,
First of all, the story starts off with text.

(01:18:34):
And you know, every great movie starts off with text on the
screen. I mean Star Wars.
Star Wars. All day.
Spaceballs. Hey, Spaceballs.
Actually, yeah, that was funny. But that was a comment that was
good. But anyway, takes place in 2026.
Oh, not too far from that. I mean, it could.
Happen. Yeah, with teleportation.
And you know, next year going togo to, you know, we're not there

(01:18:55):
yet. Let's see.
Let's see what AI? Does anyway hey I can?
Make a bet. The rocks.
The rocks. Character he was cast.
That was a cash grab. They just got him for for the
name. The reason why his his role is
just Sarge. They could have gotten anybody
to play his part. He was literally just a freaking
military Sergeant and that was it.
There was no emotion. Nothing.

(01:19:15):
It was just like that, says Carl.
Was the. Doom guy, yeah.
Dude I I saw. Clips of this movie and I was
like, don't care, I saw it in the theater.
You did theater. I think I saw it.
What you in the? Theater Saw in the theater.
Was this the one that had the 1st?
Person yes mode in it. I saw that, I heard about that.
I was like. This is yo.
That's so bad. That first person part was so

(01:19:36):
entertaining I couldn't. Even make it to it.
I saw the entire movie I cannot tell you anything about.
I can't, I can't tell you anything.
It didn't make me a fan. I.
Tell you, I know, I know, I knowwhat happens.
With one character, but that's about it.
This movie was hyper. Violent as it should have been,
it didn't really follow this thestoryline of Doom, no.

(01:19:58):
It doesn't follow the. Lore no it.
Was like aliens but. Honestly, I found it.
You know, it was, it was entertaining if you have an hour
and 40 minutes to give up and never and never get back.
You could watch this. Movie.
For the violence alone, I would rather watch Spy.
Hunter, you know what? It was never made.
This is trash. You know what is it was it
wasn't it wasn't doom. It was it was AB movie on TV.

(01:20:21):
That's what it was. It was a sci-fi B movie on TV.
But it doesn't Nothing. To do with it as a.
Doom fan. Terrible.
I could not. Finish this movie.
I tried. Did it have the soundtrack at
least? Did it have the Doom soundtrack?
No, nothing. Nothing from the game.
What do you gonna electric guitar?
Only I say this the. Only thing they had from the
game were the weapons. How was it?
Yeah, the BF. The BFG, Yeah.

(01:20:43):
Something like that. They had all the weapons.
I mean, I was like, all right, they did a call back to the
weapons, but I'll put this. Movie in May I know where it's
going to end up I might just. It's a trash for me just because
I don't remember it, but I did watch it and I do remember being
entertained at the time, but I don't really remember much so I
can't. Yeah, I'll just put it in.

(01:21:04):
The math comes out of the. Yeah, and you guys?
Never really messed with the games the Tomb games, right?
No, not, not, not. Clear so if you're not.
Really familiar with the games then I.
Can I can see? Where you, you know, you would
find entertainment from it. Yeah.
It was just, it was like a sci-fi.
It's kind of like how someone doesn't really play Resident
Evil when they watch Resident Evil movies.

(01:21:24):
They'll be like, oh, it's entertaining.
Exactly. But the source of material
people would be like, like myself is like, it's fucking
true. Yeah.
So that's exactly like Resident Evil.
Same exact comparison, same thing.
Going into math I put. In the math because.
Yeah, chalk math putting into math.
God damn it, no one in the math.But if you.
Really, really want to go to TheTwilight Zone.
There is a sequel that was released on Netflix that's

(01:21:45):
trash. That's trash is the hottest
garbage. It might be on the list.
Ever. I don't know when it came out.
Ever it. Was dude, it was bad?
No, it came out in 2020 something.
Yeah, I think it came out duringthe pandemic.
It was bad, bro. It was not the next tier.
List it wasn't even no it. Wasn't released in theatre so it
wouldn't end up on the list. True.

(01:22:06):
Bad. Jesus Christ, it was bad three
times. John Yeah.
All right. What do we got next?
Terrible. Yeah, it's going into man.
With a Tomb Raider and Street Fighter motherfucker.
Yeah, I, I. Wanted to get it trashed, but I
couldn't lie. I couldn't lie.
That's OK. Hold on a second.

(01:22:27):
Everyone stop the podcast. It's still.
What's going on? Oh.
Shit, Lord you. Bob.
I said stand. Alone, you are right.
Over there, dude, what's going on, man?

(01:22:48):
What? I love him.
Oh boy, it's now. It's now.
This next movie I had. Never seen.
I never saw it. Just letting you guys know.
Here we go, blood. Rain.
In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from a freak show in
which she once participated and teams up with a group of vampire
slayers to kill the man who raped her mother.

(01:23:12):
Released in 2. 1005 rated R an hour and 35 minutes, directed by
Wait Hold Jesus. Starring.
Starring. Ben Kingsley as Kagan.
Oh my bad. Don't read.
My bad, my bad. Starring Ben.
My bad. Ben Kingsley is Kagan, Michelle
Rodriguez as Katherine and Christana Loken as rain.

(01:23:33):
How do you get third third listing as the main character?
That's hilarious. I've never seen but.
Anyways, yeah, I've never seen this.
Yeah, and I don't want to. I have no, no interest at all.
I never played the game. In nor, so that's the movie,
actually. How I wrote it, that's why.
Gotcha. I added it after.
I didn't see her name in there, so no.
Worries didn't. Do either I never.

(01:23:53):
Seen this either. I never saw this but it's an
Uber ball movie so we got to watch it.
We have to do it live. We got to do a marathon of all
the marathon. Yo remember that one we saw?
I hope it's on the list. I heard this was bad too.
Oh God, I I don't know, that wasa little bold if.
It's on there. I hope so.
No, I hope so. See, The thing is, I'm not.

(01:24:15):
I hope so. I'm not.
I've, I've played, I've played the Blood Rain games, Right?
This has nothing to do with it. I don't know I've.
Never seen this so look at it soI'm like I'm wondering how bad
really wearing the costume dude,that's that's the way it has to
do with it wearing the costume like that is found the world I
could. Tell the influence.
Oh man dude this is not great but you should have like 3

(01:24:38):
spins. Dude, it looks like.
It looks like CW. No, that is CW.
Yeah, the made for TV. Yeah, like early.
Not even like but this before DClike not made for TV.
What? Fess XI do.
Yeah, yeah, that's so. Funny.
No, no, no. They did the same thing in the
trailer. They they, they did Christana
Lokin like the fourth person andshe could make out.

(01:25:00):
Bro. They did it dirty.
Man spec Billy. Zane no shit Meatloaf.
That's who was in it, no? From from much of college guys
head stump yo I want to know howZane.
How the hell did Uber Ball get all these actors to Billy Zane's
in all of them? How did he goes to the green
room? He was like.
Who wants some money? Who wants?
Some money. Billy Zane's like I do sign this

(01:25:22):
contract. In my next.
Movie Who wants to be in the Matrix effect?
And then it's like. The matrix mattress mattress
effect. And he's like we.
Know it, we know it deserves to be in trash but we didn't see it
so has to go to never watched. Yep, never watched.
We know. Where it deserves to be Jesus
man it. Deserves to be on the Patriot.

(01:25:42):
We never seen it. We never saw it y'all.
Never seen it we. Learned our lesson.
Never saw That's why we catch these movies next the next
movie. We did see, actually, I saw this
in theaters with the 23rd sound.Uh Oh yeah, man.
Silent Hill. Rose de Silva takes her adopted
daughter Sharon to the town of Silent Hill in an attempt to

(01:26:03):
cure her of her ailment. After a violent car crash,
Sharon disappears and Rose begins a horrific journey to get
her back. Released in 2000. 6 rated R2
hours and 5 minutes long, Directed by Christophe Ganz,
Starring Rhoda Mitchell as Rose de Silva.
Laurie Holden is Cybil Bennett and Sean Bean is Christopher de
Silva. Yes, I do remember.

(01:26:25):
This movie I remember. This as well.
Did you? Yes.
Oh. You were with us too.
Yeah, I don't remember. I do remember this movie.
I do. I remember.
This Oh, you saw it too. I saw it were.
You there too. We're all there.
I I. Think it should, then we.
All saw it, actually, we were all together when we were there.
I'm pretty sure I saw. This in theaters?
Yeah, I saw some theaters too. Yep.
What about mass? Produce mass Produce who?

(01:26:47):
Wants to start. Me you.
Yeah, go ahead. Go for it.
I like this movie a lot. I did.
I enjoyed it. I I the the scenes very
uncomfortable the what the fuck's his name?
Pyramid Head when? He came out.
That was dope. And what he did to somebody that

(01:27:09):
was dope. I, I was eating popcorn, right?
And I'll never forget this. And no matter what movie I see
in the theaters, I'd never feel sick or anything like that.
There was something about this movie that made me feel fucking
nauseous. And I, I had to.
There was one because the sound effects were good.
They were like very good and like, you know when you have

(01:27:30):
like blades cutting people in the duck, but.
Those noises and. Shit, I had to put my head down
and take deep breaths because I was going to fucking vomit
everywhere like it was making mesick.
They did this very well when I saw it.
It's I don't know how close to the game it is because I didn't
play the game, but I liked it asa movie.

(01:27:50):
I thought the acting was done well.
Sean Bean did a good job. The scenes were creepy as fuck.
The enemies were creepy as fuck and it it was really good.
I liked it. I liked it a lot.
Let me see a tier list again. I think as far as a A.
Yeah, I'm you know what? Fuck it man, put it in must

(01:28:11):
watch. It was it was good.
I I really enjoyed the experience of watching a movie
and it did everything it was supposed to do.
It's fucking yeah. It would RIP this chick's skin
off dude. I said I was.
Like what the fuck? Ripped it by the titties.
That shit was fucked up, man. I'm going to 2nd that because
it's one of those movies that I played.

(01:28:32):
I didn't I never beat any of thesilent hills, the Silent Hill
games, but it does capture the feeling of the game like
perfectly from the fog and everything like that.
The the the the pyramid head, whatever it's fucking and just
creeping. It's the sound effects
unsettling. Like they did a really good job
of like doing the fanfare of thegame, at least the essence of

(01:28:56):
the game, not not exactly the story you.
Know like they didn't have. This the most of the same
characters from the game but. I'm going to say that, yeah.
I'm going to put it the same thing.
Must watch definitely. I actually enjoyed this movie a
lot. Like you guys said, I like how
they did like the thing about Silent Hill, if you get Silent

(01:29:17):
Hill right, you have to have theatmosphere right.
Yeah. Even when they did the remakes,
people complained about the fog not being as as dense as it was
in the old games and stuff like that.
So they redid it and got it right.
Right. I think that they made this look
and feel like Silent Hill. Yeah.
And the premise of the. Movie.
And so I beat Part 1 and beat Part 2, and then I stopped
playing them. Yeah, yeah, it's weird, but I

(01:29:40):
really liked, like even the violence in the movie, it was
pretty violent. It was necessary though.
Like it was done amazing unsettling if you played Silent
Hill the. Way it like transitions from
where you are into the hell thatis Silent Hill.
They did that like Florida Stateand they really felt like the
game. But I mean the ending went a

(01:30:01):
little little wild. This as a fan of the game, it
went a little out there but the movie I would still say in this
list is a must watch. I agree.
Actually, one thing I wanted to say also, if you're a fan of
Silent Hill. If you're a fan of silent.
Hill And also I wish, like I like this movie a lot, but I
really wish I'm more of a Resident Evil fan.

(01:30:24):
I wish they gave it that treatment for the resident of
the movie. That's what upsets me so much
about Resident Evil. It's like, no, you ever get
Resident Evil, right? No what?
Man, something about it. Yeah, because.
It's cheesy. They don't get cheese, right.
Yeah. Yeah, Kathy.
Fox has me dying, he said. OK, I just noticed the duck hunt
picture in the back of you aisle.
Damn, finally someone got it. Someone, finally, somebody

(01:30:44):
finally got. It y'all spelled.
Wrong. Spelled wrong.
It was a typo. And I just left it it's.
Amazing, but yeah. I.
Saw this movie, I don't have to add too much what everybody
added. I remember enjoying it.
I remember feeling that was very, very well done.
Makes you feel uneasy. And yeah.

(01:31:06):
I like the ending, which was kind of like A twist.
I like A twist ending to it. I'll give it a good.
Piece of shit. What a.
Piece of. Shit I agree with.
Everybody. If I watched it if I watched it
today. I would probably think that it's
good. I'm not going to watch anything
today. Wow, we're not what's good.
Today. Wow.
Yeah, yeah. We're not talking about.

(01:31:26):
What you think of it as a movie?As a video game adaptation?
Yes. I didn't like the series that.
Much anyway, so I'm a bad personfor that, but I give it a gun.
Wow, God and well, it. Already is up where it's
supposed. To yeah, it's yeah, yeah it.
Sounds like the guy holds the. Gun like this, it's like.
Porch fires a pistol. He's like.
It doesn't matter what. I say about this movie because I
don't remember much of it. I probably shut it out of my

(01:31:47):
mind because I'm not a huge fan of horror horror games.
That's right. I'm gonna put it in, man.
No, I don't remember anything. About.
It thank God. Jay and Al yo, Chuck watched the
movie with his freaking coveringhis eyes.
Probably like a little bit. That's why you don't remember,

(01:32:09):
probably. You had your eyes closed.
The Holt. Probably I'm right.
I'm putting. In a mess.
Oh damn. Man, that is going into.
Essential, correct it's going. Into must watch.
Y'all must watch. Yeah.
Look, I'm not a. I'm not even a a fan of the
Silent Hill games but I'm more of a I'm more of a resonable fan
but great movie. Damn pull his photo car.

(01:32:31):
Yo-yo, yo-yo. No Silent Hill.
Get over. That was a good one man.
Hey, you'll get a sound hill. Do we have that sound hill on
Plex? Really gotta get that.
I think I have it. Maybe I gotta check that out
again. I have to add it to your yours.
It's probably the library. Probably have a fucked up
experience on edible. Probably shut that shit off.
I'll be like, oh man, well it's a slow burn.

(01:32:52):
Yeah, alright. What's next?
Hold on a second. Oh God, guess I remember
enjoying it. Must watch.
Yeah, Jesus Christ. DOA.
Dead or alive, the world's best fighters are invited to DOA and
an Invitational martial arts contest.
There, four female rival fighters will have to work

(01:33:13):
together to uncover the secret of the organizer of the
tournament is trying to hide. Yeah, I messed that up.
But anyways, released in 2006. Rated PG13, runtime hour and 27
minutes, directed by Corey Yuen,Starring Jimmy Presley's Tina
Armstrong, Devin Aoki as Kasumi,and Kane Kasumi as Ryu Hayabusa.

(01:33:36):
Oh I'm glad I never saw this. I would be fucking furious.
Never saw this. I would be furious.
I know. Ryu Hayabusa.
Anybody here saw this? Yeah, I saw it.
I. Saw it.
I'll start All right, I'm gonna play the trailer, so.
I can I will give this. Movie a solid man for the eye
candy and that's that. Dinner live.
So yeah, yeah, I. Like the movie, it was bad.

(01:33:56):
Was it rated RI? Don't reckon.
No, it was PG13PG. 13 Yeah, I don't.
Recommend anyone? Else watch it, I liked it.
For obvious reasons I give. It a mess.
It's dead or alive, what do you expect?
Bouncing. Breast mode it did it for yeah,
that's. What they did, they have.
That it's not like that. Really.
Oh, I was going to say it. They.
Had the slow motion. It's like Mortal Kombat cheesy.
But not as like Van Bearish as Kevin Nash is.

(01:34:20):
In it. Oh my God.
Wow, Yeah, he. Plays, he plays.
Tina's dad. I kind of want to watch this.
I thought it wasn't. Terrible.
I was entertained. Yeah, it was entertaining.
For what it was going to get a man.
I would almost put it in good, but I'm not recommending this to
anybody. It's a.
Silly move. It's a silly move, it is.
Straight nonsense. I mean, it looks like.
I've seen worse. Oh wow, that that.

(01:34:42):
Yeah, that's just. It looks funny though I've seen
worse. It's a silly movie.
That's all I got. That's all I got to say, Yeah.
Look at Nash, yo dude, he looks terrible with the beard.
He looks fucking terrible. Well, he's supposed to be.
Hogan. Wow, Tina's daddy.
That's right, fake. Hogan right?
So that's why. What are you talking about?

(01:35:02):
Brother. Oh my.
God, let's get some math. Oh man.
Yeah, who else? Oh, I see.
Shit, Yeah, I see. I kind.
Of want to see it? Though it's a fun watch.
It's not. It's fun.
It's not. It's not that fun.

(01:35:22):
Not like as sleazy as a person Iam like it is.
Not that fun to watch. Bro no I'm not switching you.
I'm. Being straight up, honestly.
Yo it's not that good of a movie, The eye candy is great,
the ladies look amazing and it'seven that couldn't save it from.
No good. No, even that couldn't.
Save it from a good. I think I saw this.
In another fighting game movie at the same time.

(01:35:44):
Oh really? Yeah, I was.
Just catching up on. Stuff that was not trash theater
watching Gotcha, catching up on trash.
Yeah, catching up on the man, checking out the garbage can.
It's going in there, going in the man, I guess.
Yep, it's terrible. All right, got to watch it.
I'm. Like I'll give her the watch if

(01:36:04):
them chicks were. Busted.
That's an you know what? I'm not going to put this shit.
I'm going to put this. Dude, it belongs.
It's. Like the same type of.
All right, I'm putting it next. Behind Doom, whatever.
Man. Man, I guess I give or take I.
Didn't see it so I can't see it.Put it in front of Doom, fuck
it. Damn.
Oh wow, I. Didn't laugh like that, Will we?

(01:36:26):
I couldn't finish it. All right.
Next movie Hitman. A gun for hire known only as
Agent 47. Hired by a group only known as,
the organization is ensnared in a political conspiracy which
finds. Him pursued.
By both Interpol and the Russianmilitary as he treks across

(01:36:47):
Russia and Eastern Europe. Released in. 2000. 7 Rated R The
runtime of an hour and 34 minutes.
Directed by Xavier Jens. Starring Timothy Olyphant as
Agent 47 Belgrade, Scott as MikeWhittier, Olga Korolyenko as
Nika Boronia. Was it Boronina?
I'm trying to figure out I saw one of.

(01:37:07):
These on the plane? Was it this one?
No. They might love.
Them. Yeah, the same sequel.
Is Hitman Agent 47 right? Maybe this?
I don't think you saw the sequel.
Let me see this trailer because I I saw this this one.
I don't think I Stew. Wait, what happened to the
other? Movie with the slow down gunshot

(01:37:28):
that happened before this Max Payne this is in.
The order Max. Payne Yeah, OK.
OK, I have him in the order of. Release so this one I don't I
didn't see this it's not the same actor right, it's no no, I
don't think I saw this one he doesn't look familiar yeah this
was the. First one this was the first one
this was. Like hit man I.
Give him man, he does look like Agent 40. 7:00 I'm going to say

(01:37:50):
I'm going to give this a man because I think this would be
kind of decent. It wasn't.
Great. But at least.
They they kept it to the game like it did feel like the game
as far as like the the the lookslike being a hit man and
everything like that. He looks like the he looks like
the main character, but it's a forgettable story.

(01:38:11):
It's a forgettable movie. You know why I failed?
Because they didn't. Get Jason Statham.
Oh, he was a. Bit perfect.
Why was he not? That would have been a perfect
cast. But I'm a Bay keeper.
You want a star power? They should have done that.
No, he's the working they probably couldn't afford.
Jesus, Yeah, I'm a. Working, man.
He's the same character in everyroom.
And a beekeeper. Well, that's him, man.

(01:38:32):
Stop it. I'm the librarian.
I'm the Trump. Stop.
I'm the I'm the transporter as long.
As as long as I'm the pool guy. No, no, no, it has to be.
Part of the title? Well, no, it has to be part of
the pool. Guy.
I'm the cashier. I'm the garbage man.
I'm the garbage man. You're messing with my garbage.

(01:38:55):
I'm messing with my. I'm the chef that's.
Actually good though I have. To put you in the.
Trash. That's good.
I have to put you in the trash. Oh God, they can.
Get him. So this is.
I'm voting. I'm voting, man.
What was everyone else? That's what I do.
I put. Him in the.
Garbage. Jesus, sorry.

(01:39:18):
I'm sorry. I'm stopping stop.
I didn't see it. You didn't see it?
I didn't see. It.
Man, wow, you didn't see this right?
I did not see this. No, I didn't.
See. This.
I would put it in I'm. Gonna put it in good.
Are you? Smoking this dude.
Tell me, Tell me the plot. Go ahead.

(01:39:39):
Nah, he was trying. To that chick, Olga Kurianko,
she, she witnessed some murder and he was trying to protect her
from the people. She was like, that's the
transporter. No, stop.
He was that that was. Basically his alibi to get the
Russians and the and Interpol off of his back but do not
remember this. But it was so funny because.

(01:40:00):
Like he's a grown ass man takingtaking lives like it's nothing.
But the minute a girl tries to touch him or come on to him,
he's on. He's shook.
Well, because he's never he's. Raised to be a hit man exactly
he has no interaction with. Raised to do every.
That raised to kill, don't touch.
Me. Well, won't exactly.
Basically, it wasn't. Bill Man yeah, I.
Don't. Yeah, I don't.
Think it was bad, I would put I would put it in well, it's not

(01:40:20):
trash. Show me the show me.
The tear list again please. It's not trash, definitely.
Not get out of man, the man. And the beacon it's.
Definitely not trash wasn't enough to get out of man.
Yeah, I would take. Really.
Yeah, Yeah. What up, Tony?
We need a tiebreaker. Yeah, I went home, man.
The beekeeper. No, I'm sorry.
Yo, what up Tony? I mean, you got to leave it at
the chat. What do you think the hitman

(01:40:42):
should go? Yeah.
Where? Where Should.
Hitman Go on the tier list I sayit's man 1/2 was a comic book
not. A video game first.
I mean, yeah, 1/2 was a comic book.
It was. I know it wasn't a game.
Was it? They probably came.
They probably. Released a game, anyone in the
chat? Yeah, if you guys saw Hitman.
What do you think? Do you think it belongs in good
or meh? I'm good with either one, but

(01:41:04):
I'm mixed up I. Think it's the game, Yeah, I say
he didn't. Look like him though.
I give him that. What do you got?
Chat? Meh or good?
Anybody librarian I. Think dude, I'm.
Sorry you're quiet. I.
Told you to be quiet. Oh my God.

(01:41:27):
Never seen. No one's ever seen it.
Wow. I think it's a.
You know what? Screw it.
Let's. Put it in man.
Let's keep it moving. Keep it in, man.
Keep it in bizarre. Set trash right?
That sounds good. All right man, doesn't sound
very. Remarkable.
It's Hitman. What do you expect?
He said doesn't sound. Very remote like that means

(01:41:49):
anything doesn't sound very remote.
Like what about Hitman doesn't? Sound like.
Yeah, I should at least have. Brett the Hitman stop What's?
The next movie. If I could.
Throw something at It was almostfunny.
That was very. Funny.
Bad. Imagine if you made a cameo.
You could have said. I expected Brett to be.
Or something. This is a long title this.
Next this next game movie. In the name of the.

(01:42:15):
King A Dungeon Siege tale A man named Farmer sets out to rescue
his kidnapped wife and avenged the death of his son. 2 acts
committed by the Krugs, a race of animal warriors who are
controlled by the evil Galleon. Released in 2. 1007 rated PG13.
The runtime's two hours and 7 minutes.
Directed by UAE Boll. Stars Jason.

(01:42:38):
Statham as Farmer Ron Perlman asNorik Ray, Liotta as Galley
Matthew. Litter as.
Duke Fallow, Burt Reynolds, Bro as Kane Conroy.
Yes. This is another.
One on my list that I want to see.
I never saw this me and Jay saw this oh, you lucky bastard saw
this I'm lucky bastard category it's going oh you lucky bastard.

(01:42:58):
I want to see this so bad. I didn't.
It's so. Bad that it's.
Good that it's good. Terrible, you saw.
This you saw, I saw it's. The beginning of it, it's that's
going it's so bad. Alright, let me.
Throw Let me throw out of the trailer Real.
It's ridiculous. You saw, I saw.
What I saw was ridiculous. I saw.
Like. I do it as a.

(01:43:18):
Button down shirt yes was the best.
Fighting. Was the best.
I watched the YouTube trash thislike put it in so bad it's good
it's so bad it's good. That's.
The. Definition of so bad that yeah,
yeah, This is why I couldn't do.Hitman.
Because he was doing this because.
He was so bad that it's good. That's exactly where this

(01:43:42):
fucking so Hoover Bowl is a is agenius then?
Yeah, because he's a secret genius.
Dude, look at the the font. On this trailer, Ray Liotta as
a. Sorcerer.
Someone made it with an Adobe. They made it on the.
Microsoft Movie Maker, dude. And remember, we were like yo,
this is a long fucking movie. This movie is fucking long. 2
hours and 7 hours is a long fucking.

(01:44:03):
Movie dude. I think it's worth watching.
The whole way through? No, probably not.
They were like, yo the editor. Quit halfway through.
He's like fuck it, leave it froma.
Dungeon Siege is it? Yeah.
Huh. Terrible.
Yeah, yeah. Not right.
And you know, you gotta get. Jason Statham, his credit, he
puts his all into everything he does, man.
They all did. He puts his all into that.

(01:44:25):
They all tried, man. Except when he fought Jedley.
But how the? Oh, that was and we were hyped
for that. That was terrible.
Yeah, that's a real. Cast man, that's the Yeah, the
Burt Reynolds Reynolds Ray Liotta as a sorcerer deserves an
award. For something.
Oh, look at Razi. He serves A Razi, but he's Burt
Reynolds. Ray Liotta, but he's just a
farm, Jason statement. And I'm pretty sure he says

(01:44:46):
that. Alright, so it's going on.
So bad it's good. Yes, yes, absolutely.
Easily. Wow, what's up?
Sasquatch. Sasquatch.
So bad. It's good, absolutely.
So bad. I want to see it so bad.
I want to, I want to see all these movies.
So much happened. Yo, the dude from my screen was

(01:45:08):
in that too. Yeah, he did a good.
Job. Actually, he was acting.
He's not a bad actor. No, he was killing it, actually,
he said. I'm watching that.
It's so much nonsense and fuckery.
It's like there's so much simulation that I can't do that
as a video. Game that's fun?
Well. Here's another one that that was
a video game that I don't think anybody here played.

(01:45:31):
This the next one is. APC game What's this?
Postal. In the ironically named city of
Paradise, a loser teams up with this cult, leading uncle to
steal a peculiar bounty of riches from their local
amusement park. The recently arrived Taliban
have a similar focus, but a far more sinister intent.
You never played postal? It's a comedy.

(01:45:54):
At least 2. 1000. 7 Rated R Runtime is an hour and 40
minutes. Directed by Ube Ball.
He's all over this list stars Dave Foley as Uncle Dave, JK
Simmons as Candidate Wells and Vern Troyer as Vern Troyer.
Wow, Troyer. As that's hilarious.
Well, I read this was a. Comedy.
Oh, it better be. It's a comedy.

(01:46:14):
So Uber Ball doing a comedy. I don't know if it Trent.
I don't know. I never saw this.
I never saw it either. I never saw this.
Person shooter, right? Yeah, it was.
APC game, first person shooter that.
Was like what you call. It in it it had a.
Lot of controversy. Different, Different Strokes was
an ad. Right.
I don't know. I never saw.
It I don't know, I'll do. Todd Bridge movie either.

(01:46:35):
Oh, man, like Todd Bridges, Gary.
Coleman, Gary Coleman. Yes.
Was he? Yes.
I think. So really, yes, in the game.
Oh, in the game. Oh, in the movie.
No. Oh, OK.
I was about to say. Get him for the movie I.
Don't know if he's alive but there was controversy.
For this game, because it was like before GTA and all that you
could, you could like terrorize people like it was Karmageddon.
And it was postal, Yeah, yeah, those are the two Karmageddon.

(01:46:57):
Yeah. So none of us played it.
Right. No, no, no, I never.
Played the game, I never saw the.
Movie, but I'm. Curious to watch?
This because it's an over bowl? Yeah, no, you're curious about
his movies. And The thing is with the over
bowl movies, he tries to make itserious, but it's funny.
It's so bad. Now he's trying to do a comedy
so that I'm wondering if I'm curious to know if it actually
poster was first. Person, I think yeah.

(01:47:20):
Isometric was it? I don't think so.
I. Don't know, I've never played
the the PC game so I don't. Know, but yeah, never seen a
movie. Nope, I've never seen it either.
No y'all seen a movie? None of us seen it, was it?
Worth watching? I mean, it's Super Bowl, so.
Probably not, but. Probably it's hard even to find.
Trailers for this movie too. That's how forgettable it is.

(01:47:41):
Because no, I don't remember it coming.
Out. I don't remember it.
I don't remember it either. Hope the game and you missed.
Blood rain, yes. Yeah.
We talked. About it already, it ended up in
Never Never saw. Yeah, and nobody saw that?
Nope. I did play this.
And and this is going. In never saw also yes, because
we never saw. That's the bowling.

(01:48:02):
Pulse Look, it's either. In so good.
It's bad or never saw. That's crazy, right?
Yeah, we. Went over blood rain, right?
Yeah, yeah, Blood never saw. It's and I never saw.
Yep. Oh.
Look at that list, yeah. It's getting full look at.
That list it's. Getting full Wow God damn it
next movie Resident Evil. Extinction survivors of the

(01:48:23):
Raccoon City catastrophe travel across the Nevada desert, hoping
to make it to Alaska. Alice joins the caravan and
their fight against the evil Umbrella Corps.
Released in 2007. Rated R, It's an hour and 34
minutes, directed by Russell Mulcahy, starring Mila Jovovich
as Alice, Ali Larder as Claire and Ashanti as Betty no Ashanti.

(01:48:44):
OH. No, I had no idea.
No, she. Wasn't put.
In trash that. Doesn't matter.
Skip this and put it in the. Trash.
Yeah, we got to go fast on. This one trash trash.
I. Saw this one.
It's the. Desert.
It's trash. You know this is bad.
She died, it's bad. It's over.
I've never finished any of. These fucking That's how it
started. That was the beginning.

(01:49:04):
I watched 10I. Watched 10.
No, they trick you in the beginning.
Yeah, they made trick you. It went.
So it went so much worse. We got fans in the.
Chat, they love this shit. This is Walking Dead.
I mean it. Was I don't think it was bad.
I enjoyed this. It was it, was it great?
Was it great? No, it wasn't great as a
Resident Evil. Movie.
It's complete garbage. Yes, if it was.

(01:49:26):
If it was labeled something. Else you know that that makes
more sense. But this is they went so left
field. On this all right so you.
Guys are all putting this in thetrash.
It's going there all right. What?
Up man, don't worry it. Belongs.
I've never. Seen it, but you know I'm not
encouraged, so that's to. What I've never seen, I've never
seen it. But it's garbage.
I saw 10 minutes bro. Hold on if you ain't.
Never seen you can't rate it. I could call it garbage, but.
I can't rate it. I can rate it because I see it.

(01:49:48):
I saw. It I never finished.
Doing it. Trash Al.
You said you saw it. I saw it, but I didn't.
Finish it. I never finished any of the
residual movies because it's so bad.
So he's calling it trash. It's all I just, I just want to
make sure we're sticking to the because I'm a fan of the game,
Dan. Sticking to the rules,
apparently. Postal.
Is isometric really wow I. Should I?
Don't know. I don't know if.
There's a difference. I never played the game so I

(01:50:09):
don't know anything about the game at all.
I'm intrigued to watch it though.
Same. I'd watch it.
That was an. Accident hope, the gamer said.
Left might have been the correctfield to be in.
Yes, all. Right.
What do we have next? I don't remember a poster
looking like that. Well.
Maybe it? Was a sequel Who?
Knows what we got. Oh, I was having problems.

(01:50:35):
It said don't sound though, you know.
What it said Bong. Bong in a chat and it's the
sound it made when I put it in the trash already.
I was looking at the wrong cover.
I'm like what? It's just he.
Immediately put it in the trash.Yeah, I forgot I did.
It so fast before voting. I did it so fast that I didn't
even like. I didn't realize I put it it was
already. Wow, I was there.
Before you put. It there it was.

(01:50:57):
Oh shit, I must have. All right, It belongs.
I must have moved around the butit belongs there anyway, so
what's up franchise? Yeah.
So what do we have next It. Belongs there anyway.
Hold up. There we go.
I'm so happy to see that movie. Max Payne.
Here it is coming together to solve a series of murders in New

(01:51:17):
York City. Or police detective and an
assassin. Sorry, this police detective and
an assassin who will be haunted by the police, the mob and a
ruthless corporation. Released 2008 PG 13.
Runtime is an hour and 40 minutes.
Directed by John Moore, StarringMark Wahlberg as Max Payne, Mila

(01:51:40):
Kunis as Mona Sax, Ludacris as Jim Brevard, Chris.
O'Donnell. As Jason Colvin I will start
this. My thoughts exactly.
Put this in the trash. Thank you.
It was not a good movie. I saw this on a.
Flight. I like the I like the game.
Love the game? This year all the games love

(01:52:02):
them, but this movie I tried 2 times to watch this try to get
through it could not I fall asleep.
It wasn't each time you know it's crazy boring.
Max Payne's a cult classic. You know Max Payne.
The game is just it's done so much for game.
Why do you how do you fuck this up?
And this is and. I thought Mark.
Wahlberg. I was like, you know what, Mark
Wahlberg isn't it? All right, Mark, give it a

(01:52:23):
chance. Not a bad actor.
Hello dog. Just the movies.
Just bad, bad writing. Boring.
The movie was done bad. There was no action until the.
Very end. I don't know if it was his fault
or. Not but they didn't do a good
job. Everything was bad.
Scenes, editing, the atmosphere,everything was terrible.
It was but not it was terrible movie and the imagery that they.
Were using like while I I guess that there was some drug that

(01:52:45):
makes them see angels and boring.
Boring, yeah. Like dude.
This had. Not as boring pain.
Had. Nothing to do with Max.
This stole the matrix scene. Yeah, yeah, this is so bad.
Dude and it couldn't even do a matrix.
Effect and it's so bad. Dude, you know it'll.
Be a perfect Max Payne now though.
New from Novocaine, that movie was good.

(01:53:06):
That movie was good. He'll be perfect for Max.
He was Huey. From Huey in.
The voice. Yeah, they already put his face
on him. He looked exactly yeah, and it
looked like really, he had the code and everything.
Already so shit they should do it if they reboot it.
Please. He's got that disheveled face.
Yes, Yeah. You can do.
Action. You can all right.
So this is going in the. Trash Max Payne.

(01:53:27):
Yeah, I know. I know where.
Exactly where these next movies Max Payne?
Goes in the track, you know whatfast lane is it going to go
ahead of because it's dominating.
Double Dragon is dominating because it's that bad Dragon is
there. No Double Dragon is the GOAT.
Of all, I think it is nothing but, but I think it's sort of go
behind it because it's that bad,yeah.
That's fine. It's not even good I.

(01:53:48):
Mean trash is jumble mess. Anyway, yeah, trash is the.
Leading category Right now there's only two good one, like
2 Must Watch. Well, we got four more movies
left. Let's see, can any of them go to
Must Watch? Listen, we didn't.
Get to new movies. So it's a good chance.
Let's see. All right, hit us.
With it, Chalk is going to love this one.
Nope. Street Fighter.

(01:54:10):
The Legend of Chun Li When a child Chun Li sees her father
being captured by a wealthy gangster bison.
What wealthy gangster when a child?
Chum Lee sees her father being casted by a wealthy gangster,
Bison. When she grows up, she goes into
a quiet into a quest for justiceand brings down the criminal
organization Shadowloo, which isled by Bison Shadowlow.

(01:54:33):
Whoever wrote that? Whoever wrote.
That wrote the script for the movie, yeah.
Seriously. Pretty much this was.
Released in 2009, PG 13. It's an hour and 36 of Trash
directed by On on Andreas Bart Kawiak again, he was that's the.
2nd. Entry on this movie.

(01:54:53):
I mean on. Second entry on this list I
think and stars Kristen Kruk is Chumley, Michael Clarke Duncan
is Bow Rod, Chris Klein is Charlie Nash.
Charlie Nash. You know, I'll start this.
Movie was hottest garbage ever ever made in Jesus Christ.
It was so bad. I never saw this because.
You told me how bad it was. Yeah.

(01:55:16):
And I was like, I'm never touching this one.
I told you it was. An hour and 36 minutes of of
your life that you can't take back.
This is also told me this the real.
Question is, is this? Worse than Double Dragon, no.
Because there's this. You know why?
Because this says entertaining parts with Chris Klein being as
terrible as he is. Really.
No this. Is worse than yeah, yeah, but
that's still entertaining. Though that's still
entertaining. Worse than Double Dragon?

(01:55:37):
Because they they made the 1st Street Fighter and you should
know better. This is no no, but you can't
take anything. From the Double Dragon and get
entertained by it. There's at least something
that's entertaining. There's nothing entertaining
about this one. Charlie Nash, Interpol.
I don't give a shout out loud, Idon't care.
This man walks through raindrops.
So bad it's good. Good.
No, no, no. No, no.

(01:55:58):
No, it's trash. No, it's trash.
No, I won't even say I never sawthis.
I will never. That's not it's trash.
It's trash really bad. That's fucking terrible.
I won't even make it through thefreaking dude from Black Eyed
Peas as mega. Taboo.
Taboo was supposed. To.
Be what taboo was Vega who? Was Vega.
Yes dude, the cast that's mad cast mad tiny in this.

(01:56:18):
Charlie Nash in a poll. Said, oh, she's an Asian.
American let's get let's get herto be Chun Li she can't fight
that she got Ming went Ming. Now win.
What the hell did Kev just. Say he should have.
He's talking. About.
Chum Li from the 1st Street Fighter.
I'll be mad if they put her. In this Charlie Nash win a poll.
This was such a. Bad.
Was the action at least good? No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She just caught a sword.

(01:56:41):
Bison is that guy. What is it, Chris Klein?
'S on the case, right? Yes.
OK, that's that. Who the hell was that?
That was Bison. Yeah, Bison looks like the.
Dude in the white suit was. Bison.
Yeah, he's from like, Oh my God.Vegas just had the mask.
He actually played. The dude that plays Bison was he
was an arrow playing Damien Darkdude he looks like.
He's in every soap opera, so thechoreography was bad.

(01:57:04):
Dude the movie is terrible. That's really bad.
Any redeeming? Qualities.
Anything. Yeah, my favorite part was when
the. Credits started rolling.
Funny. The funniest?
The funniest part that made me the most angry was right before
the end. I'm not going to say what
happened, but it was the worst thing.
Well, I'm not going to see it so.
All right, Bison, the. Fight with Bison and suddenly
this is the stupidest thing I'veever seen happen in a fighting

(01:57:27):
game. I don't want to say it.
Wait, watch by. I don't want to say it OK.
But it's so ugly and stupid and unbelievable that just I can't
believe I even made it to that scene.
Jeez, the movie is I would put it ahead of double dragon.
I would just I just said double drag is the worst trash.

(01:57:48):
Well, talk. Believe.
It I just said Double dragon is the.
Worst, right, I say. Double dragon is the worst
minded me that. This movie, this guy has no.
Paper trail? How about a name?
That's right, that YouTube. Video is so much better than the
movie yo you guys need. To look up, Chris Klein is on
the case on YouTube. It's all of his highlights from

(01:58:08):
that movie and it's fucking hilarious.
That's funny that. Alone is the.
That's amazing, because it's so fucking terrible the fact that
he was Nash. Are you fucking kidding me?
Now which one would you rather? Watch Double Dragon or Street
Fighter the legend I never seen.Double Dragon.
So I can't say. I did see this and this movie

(01:58:29):
was fucking dreadful. And that sucks because I saw
Double Dragon, which is God awful.
Yeah, I never want to see. Street Fighter.
But you know what? It's unfair.
Though legend of Chumlee or whatever I.
Never want to see that. Ever.
You know what? You know what?
It's unfair because I would, because I didn't see Double
Dragon and just because I saw the Chris Klein highlights.
I would watch the Chun Li movie to lead up to those parts.

(01:58:49):
That's the only reason. Because I'll be like, where is
the part? Because it's so funny?
Because it's so funny, but it's a fucking bad movie.
That's how a Mortal Kombat Annihilation is for me.
Double Dragon happened so. Early and it's so ugly that this
will. Probably.
Look better. But I would not.
I wouldn't want. To watch either I'm a double
dragon guy. And Double Dragon, the fact that

(01:59:11):
that movie was released upsets me beyond anything.
So that's why I say Revenge of Chung Lee trailer, all right?
I can't even. The trailer with the with the.
Medallions. I was pretty bad.
Yeah, it's pretty bad. It's fucking.
It's one of the like I like bad movies enjoying like so bad.
It's good and Double Dragon is it upsets far worse.
I can't even recommend like I think I guess me.

(01:59:32):
Man, they might be tight. But worse.
OK, all right, That's a podcast.You know what sucks?
Yeah. For real.
We got to watch them. We got to watch watch this.
Which one is whoever? Whoever hasn't watched it, We
got to watch both of them. Give her a fuck which one We.
Got to torture ourselves. Chris Klein is on the case.
Y'all watch it, watch it. It's torture.

(01:59:53):
It's a 2 minute video telling you the double dragon is going
to be a torture fest. You're going to.
Oh, we are going to. Watch most of these that we
haven't seen, he said. What?
Up, not cert. He said Bangkok correct.
Aha aha, he was terrible. He was so.
Bad. Turn this off the.
Patreon, we're going. To watch a.
Couple of these movies turn thisoff all right so let's put

(02:00:15):
let's. Know which one's the worst?
Chuck said turn this off. I'm so.
Angry, right? Now, yeah, they could be next
to. They could be.
Next to each other. That's so bad.
I put it. I put it behind Double Dragon
for now. Can we make a new trash tier?
Or a trash tier list. Because everything is trash.
Another one. How?
Trash is it? How trash is it?
A trash tier list? A cesspool list.

(02:00:37):
How? Trash.
I don't know. Well, we got shitty.
Shitty. I don't think anybody saw this
next one, but it. It was a theatrical release,
supposedly. See.
Really. Yeah.
According to. Wikipedia and IMDb Second I saw
this. Jin Kazama witnesses the death
of his mother June by Tekken in the slums known as and it's

(02:00:59):
almost. Like you're being trolled so.
This. Is IMDb cut and paste exactly
what the fuck after finding a? Tekken ID.
He decides to seek out vengeancefor his mother's death, at least
in 2010. Rated R an hour and 32 minutes.
Directed by Dwight H Little stars John Foo as Jin Kazama,

(02:01:20):
Kari Hiroki Tigawa as Hey Hachi Mishima and Tamlin told me that
as June kazama Yeah, it's funny while Chuck.
Is reading them, you seem getting angrier and angrier.
It's like mentally breaking themdown.
Nobody could see it. What's up zon zon zon?
Zon. I saw this movie.
I saw this. Movie.
Yeah, the only one here. Yeah, the only one that saw this

(02:01:41):
one. I saw this the same day I saw
it. Dead or alive, I was like wow, I
haven't seen these, let me checkthem out.
I thought it was better than Street Fighter.
Oh wow. Oh moved up the.
Street Fighter's trash. But I thought it was better than
Street Fighter. I thought they still took
liberties with some things and it it was a trick, but it was OK
really. To me it was OK.

(02:02:02):
I mean, some of the characters, the what is it?
Zima? What's the last name?
Hey, Hachi. Yeah.
Mishima, Mishima. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mishima.
Family Mishima. They looked.
Cool, but one of the characters didn't look like was Jin in the
movie. Like, yeah.
I mean, Jin Jin is the main character, yeah.
OK. And his.
Dad is there and it. Looked like they represent the

(02:02:22):
right thing. So he looks like.
Is that is that wow? Shake the song yeah wow is Hey
hachi wow but he looks like. He actually he does look like
he. Got shake this up.
Wow. He does look like Hey Hachi
though. I didn't hate this movie.
Though it's not, it's cheesy. Listen not it's not high quality
but for fighting movie I thoughtit was OK.
Is it so bad it's. Good.

(02:02:42):
Or is it? Man, I wouldn't reckon like
this. Savings Dead or alive I wouldn't
recommend as anybody to watch. Gotcha.
I watched it, I didn't think it was terrible.
I'm a Tekken fan. I don't know if you would be.
Happy. OK, All right.
I don't. Know if you would be happy?
Well, no, I'm a Tekken fan, but the story, the story, the.
Tekken isn't really I don't care.
Well, the story. The Tekken.
Story is not just happening. The the Tekken story is nonsense

(02:03:04):
yes, like in all the games yes, it's it's it's pure nonsense.
So they say your school is mine.Did they did they have any jokes
in the in the movie at all or itwas a fighting?
Movie I thought they did a decent job at it OK but.
Not high, he. Said literally a sci-fi.
Movie. Bad, bad, bad.
I'll put it in the. Mac category same.

(02:03:24):
As the Theo, I don't. Think it was trash though.
Bad, bad, bad a. Sci-fi got a lot of.
People disagreeing in the chat man.
Just hold. Just hold.
Just hold. It's not bad.
So mad mad is. So yeah, I guess it's math.
I guess it's math, yeah. Math.

(02:03:46):
The Street Fighter. Street Fighter was trash though,
yeah. The lower tiers.
Are just. Overrun.
Well, you knew that was going tobe that.
Yeah, you knew that. Was going to be a thing.
No Dinosaurs. No.
Kuma bad. I I I I love this so bad.
It's good. Category that is good.
I really love that one because it fits.
I felt bad for those two movies just going because they're both

(02:04:07):
trash, but it's fucking entertaining as shit.
Do you remember God? The Honda Dinosaurs.
Yes, yes, yes was. Mocha.
Gin in it. Mocha Gin was was he?
In three the fucking he's the. He's the log mocha gin.
That sounds like a coffee flavorMocha gin.
That's. Mocha Gin.
Yeah. All right.

(02:04:28):
What have we got exactly? No, we got two more y'all.
Yeah, two more. Hopefully.
I saw him. Here we go.
Prince of Persia the. Sands of Time, A young fugitive
Prince and a Princess must stop a villain who unknowingly
threatens to destroy the world with a special dagger that
enables the magic sand inside toreverse time.
That's a white man. They whitewashed man.

(02:04:52):
Come on, this was released in 2.1010 it Was PG13.
It's an hour and 56 minutes directed by Mike Newell,
starring Jake Gyllenhaal as Dustin, the Prince of Persia.
And I wish. You can see my.
Blinking eyes right now. Hold on, I gotta finish the rest
of the cast. I'm sorry.
Ben Kingsley as Nizam and AlfredMolina as Sheikh Amar.

(02:05:16):
Good actors I did not see. This movie, bro, you didn't see
this? No, they tricked me.
They tricked me to go to the. Movies for this?
Really. Yeah, No, you got whitewashed.
No. I'm gonna say I saw this.
I did not like this I. Saw it too.
We got I didn't see this. I saw.
I saw this in the theater. I thought you felt I didn't see
this. In the theater, but I saw this I
think a DVD. I think I rented it.

(02:05:37):
This was miscast dude. How did you like?
I enjoyed it. I enjoyed this movie.
Actually I have fond memories ofthis movie.
I saw the whole thing. I did not fall asleep for this
movie I thought was decent. I have to give it a good wait.
Yes, he's. Trolling.
Turbo is trolling the Prince of.Pennsylvania, Prince of.

(02:06:02):
Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania. It's strange that Jake
Gyllenhaal was cast as the Prince of Persia, but I thought
it was OK. Yo, Kevin.
'S OK with Jake Gyllenhaal beingthe Prince of Persia but the
player was OK dude of being the new commissioner.
Gordon I didn't see. That that was OK, man off the
pot. Get him off.

(02:06:23):
I honestly didn't think you weregoing to say that, man.
I thought you were going to say man, which is what I I'm going
to say. I enjoy it.
I I enjoy no. I like it.
I would much rather no look. I would.
I would. It wasn't trash.
I would rather watch Prince of Persia than Tomb Raider.
I would rather watch Prince of Persia.
I would rather watch cutscenes than this.
Movie all right so we got a man we.

(02:06:43):
Got a good. I didn't see it, so I can't say
shit. Chuck, you saw it right?
This movie. I'm giving in.
Meh. All right.
So we have two, two. Maths just like.
This goes in meh it. Just.
It just kind of slightly irks methat the Prince of Persia was
played by a very Caucasian man. That's crazy.
Don't get me wrong, Jake Gyllenhaal is a great actor, He

(02:07:04):
really is. But it it reminds me of that
movie The Gods of Egypt, where there were no Egyptians in the
fucking movie. Oh yeah.
Whitewash man me off. Yeah, that's.
That's that's. And not to take anything.
Away from Jake Gyllenhaal. Dude's a great actor.
And he did. He did great.
Honestly, he did pretty well in the movie.
But it's just like, come on, man.
I'm just. It was pretty.
As it was, I mean, it was prettytrue.

(02:07:25):
To the game same time was so much.
Better as a game than this movie.
Well, that's like saying. The book is better than the
movie, but it's, you know, I'm close though there.
Was a girl in it? I disagree it was.
Forgettable, but it wasn't trash.
No, it wasn't trash. It was.
Just give or take. I don't care if it was made.
It's math. It's math.
It's math. Now we're putting this in Meh.

(02:07:49):
Meh. That's cool, this guy, he said.
Damn he. Said good.
He was confident too. He said good.
I watched it look. It was miscast I understand, but
it it was enjoyable while I was watching.
Turbo does not remember this. Movie.
No he doesn't. He was watching.
A different movie? I honestly don't remember he was
watching. Spider man Jake jewels good.

(02:08:09):
Spider man Mysterio. Wait, what would you put the the
little suit on though? Oh, man.
All right, we got one more y'all?
Oh God, one more. All right, what's an Iron Man?
Iron Man was I. Can't stop and this is.
I hate to end it off like this, but here you go, resident.

(02:08:31):
Evil. Afterlife While still out to
destroy the evil Umbrella Corporation, Alice joins a group
of survivors living in a prison,just wounded by the infected,
who also want to relocate to themysterious but supposedly
unharmed safe haven known only as Arcadia.
For anybody. Listeners, 2000. 10 rated R It's

(02:08:53):
an. Hour and 36 Minutes, directed by
Paul WS Anderson, stars Mila Jovovich's Alice, Allie Lauders,
Claire Redfield and Wentworth Miller as Chris Redfield.
Yeah, I'm going to give this movie hold on a second, but I.
Got to get tell the audio listeners what why we were just
laughing because we had two, twolovely 57 members just walked

(02:09:14):
out. They just like they.
Put their hands up. They put their hands up and
they're like, fuck this movie. Yeah.
And I agree with them. Yeah.
Look Ally Lauder. Is a good actress OK?
That should. Probably at least bring.
This a couple of points up even though I'm sure these movies
I've never seen dude this movie I.
Saw. You know what?
I saw this. I forgot where I think it was

(02:09:35):
streaming and I was like, you know what, let me give it a
chance. I skipped through most of the.
Movie and I just watched the end.
That's how freaking annoying andboring it was.
Miller, Djovovic. Got a lot they just they went
off the. Deep and they went completely
left field. Nothing to do with the damn
Resident Evil games, but you know, honestly.
Like they peppered in certain. Certain things here and there,

(02:09:57):
they'll threw a name in here, throw a name there, they'll show
something from the game. But.
Nah, didn't sell. Me, man, I hate all these
fucking movies and I know they got, you know, they make money
the franchise made. A the box office.
Highest. Yeah, No, it's high grossing in
the box office, but I hate all these fucking movies.
I hate them all. God, boy.

(02:10:19):
So yeah, perfect time. For me to take a break.
Look at that fucking Wesker. God damn it dude, get this shit.
She turned it to fucking Neo. Turned it to Neo for the Matrix.
Look at this shit. I mean, well, it.
Kind of turned the matrix. I don't know, dude.
Did you see? Did you play Resident Evil 5?
He was just saying he became a. A blonde Neo from the Matrix.
I'm just saying. I did.
Just saying. So yeah, I was.

(02:10:42):
I was entertained by this movie.This was utter nonsense.
Oh that scene. Oh God.
Oh God, this is so. Fun Oh.
That's. The thing is, as a Resident Evil
fan of the games, it's like thisis a slap in the face to the
fans of the game straight up now.
But what's a good? Movie, though, What is it?
That action? Yeah, I was.
Entertained dude. I'm going to put this in good

(02:11:03):
but I know it's going to end up in the trash.
So if it's a beloved video. Game franchise, it's hard for
me, especially if you're really into the game.
It's hard for me to shut my brain off and just be like I I
do not. Called you for that.
It's it's tough. It's.
Tough for me to do that, called you for that.
It's tough it. Was.
It was. 3D. Though it was, it was.
Three, DI didn't see it in 3D. And I did not see it in three.

(02:11:24):
D to the screen. Just sliced.
Really. Yeah.
I didn't. I did not watch this in 3D.
Wow. So yeah.
So, chalk, are you? Gonna say good, I'm gonna say,
is that what you're gonna say? Yep.
Everybody else sees. I saw, I saw.
Halfway shut it off. Thank you.
I only I only came back. I only came back for the chat.

(02:11:47):
Did you see the movie I? Saw the movie what'd?
You think? Not resident.
Evil. Thank you.
OK. They really went off the deep.
End on this man I gave the person.
A pass because it was the first one right?
And they learned a lesson and ruined it constantly.
That is not Wesker. Y'all look like Val Kilmer.

(02:12:09):
Rest in peace. Rest in peace.
That's my guy. That's my guy.
Val Kilmer. Yeah, they went so.
Far at the deep end, why do you try and drag the game back into
it? Don't do that.
Just go your own way. They they peppered the.
Game here and there to try to trick you.
That's crazy. I hated this movie so much I
fast forwarded it all the way tothe end just to watch how the
fucking thing ends. They made more money with each.

(02:12:30):
I know, I know. That's the crazy part.
Well, you guys are. Upstairs I was saying it's a
billion dollar franchise, like box office wise respect.
They made so much money and you know what that's good.
More power to them. They made it's a cash after
what? Capcom did with Resident Evil
and Ethan. Why didn't they make an Alice
game? Like, why?
Yeah, yeah, Ethan's the worst. Character I've ever seen.

(02:12:52):
Fuck Ethan, I don't give a. Shit what anyone says about he's
the worst fucking character. He sucks.
Why wouldn't they? Make that a game sucks super
powers and yo the resident. Evil box office made $1.28
billion. I believe it especially over. 7.
Films, especially overseas. Wow.
Damn 7. Films.
Yeah, that seven film. Film.
Yeah, 7:00. It's like Jesus fast.

(02:13:13):
And furious all over again. Yeah, and he got fast and
furious, Yeah, and he got. A Wi-Fi.
Yeah, he's like, this is the best movie.
Franchise Emma. Show my chickens.
Was in the show like yo give me that bread She's like give me
that bread 2 she drops all all. The franchises, all of them she
she picks her movies. Right.
Yeah, man, she. Wasn't in street.
Fights getting that money, Meryl.

(02:13:34):
Yeah, why isn't she in street? Fights not in street.
Fighter, but that, not that movie, gets trash for me.
All right, so it's in the trash.We're fucking below.
Yeah. Sorry, Mila.
Not Cirque. Yes, we did judge Silent Hill.
It was a must watch. Yeah.
All right. So we're.
Going to recap the wow, look at that we're going to.

(02:13:57):
Recap. The tearless and what we have
decided, starting with the never.
Scenes Postal Wing Commander alone in the dark and blood
rain. Not too many, yeah.
Surprise. I'm very surprised and the very.
Girthy trashed here. Starting with double.

(02:14:17):
Dragon Street Fighter, The Legend of Chunli, Max Payne,
Mortal Kombat, Annihilation, Resident Evil Apocalypse,
Resident Evil, Super Mario Brothers, Resident Evil
Extinction, Resident Evil Afterlife.
Just have a Resident Evil Resident.
Evil. The Mac.
Category DOA Dead or Alive? Tekken, Doom, Lara Croft, Tomb

(02:14:42):
Raider, The Cradle of Life, Street Fighter, Hitman and
Prince of Persia. The Sands of Time.
OK. The SO.
Bad. It's good.
Tear, little bolt. Tear.
Whack. House of the Dead.
Let's. Go in the name of the King A.
Dungeon Siege Tale. I'm a former whack.

(02:15:03):
In the good tear. Lara Croft, Tomb Raider and now
in the must watch Tear the very,very small must watch.
We have Mortal Kombat. The original and Silent Hill I
actually am a. 100% OK with the list.
Same. I'm cool with the list.
Same. I have no qualms days it's

(02:15:23):
early. Days it looks good, a lot of.
Growing pains. Yeah, it looks good and it's.
Appropriate. It's very 3 to 2000, yeah.
Not bad. Wait, wait.
Mass. Producer making the Elden Ring
or Elton Ring movie because if it's a Elton ring, I don't think
anyone wants to see that yeah the Elton John the.
Elton John. Ring.
The Elton John ring. Yo, Dean, did you?

(02:15:46):
Have Eminem gifted him AC ring that was like encrusted with
diamonds? Really.
Wow, Oh my God. That's what I heard.
So. Anyway, they're good friends,
man. They're good friends.
I. Bet they.
So that concludes. Our tier list, y'all?
Yeah, you guys think, I think they should.
Get a little boulder to Elder Ring the moon, yes?
Please. Yeah, that's a bad idea.

(02:16:07):
Just go. All out with the casting.
Too. Yeah, yeah.
Like the high A list, a list. Actors get get fucking A list, a
list. You know what I want to see Tom
cruising. Yeah.
I'm right after. The Mission Impossible.
Do another. No, I want Tom.
Selleck. I want Tom.
Selleck and Elder. Wow, how?

(02:16:29):
Old is he, man? Didn't he retire?
Let me get who played. Dirty Harry, get him in there.
Let's get. Cleaning.
Come on Jesus, there's another one.
Didn't he retire? He's like 90 something.
He's approaching. 100 Yeah, get him in it anyway.
Jesus. But yeah, how do?

(02:16:52):
You think they did in the early days of these movies, they
tried. They definitely tried they.
Tried but they I think that's a lot of cash cows like this cash
grabs I should say yeah the surprise the.
Surprise though, for the for an early early early movie was
Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat. That was the first good did you
get movies to get you charged and they.

(02:17:13):
Said people like this. Let's make a Shit 1 and I was
super early. That was only the third movie on
the list that we had. They didn't understand.
Why? It was popular.
That's the problem. Yeah.
They just got lucky. Yeah, they.
Was like yo fighting. They love fighting lightning in
the bottle. I want, I want a blasphemous
movie. No, thank you.
I really. Really.
That. Dude, what's the movie that?

(02:17:33):
Them enemies look mad creepy. Yeah, what's the movie That
Which? Called did that was like a
Street Fighter. So All Club Andam did another
movie that was like a Street Fighter tournament.
Kick Quest. Blood Sport.
Quest not. Blood Sport.
The Quest. The quest The quest was a much
better Street Fighter quest. It was a.
Street. Fighter Lionheart.
Was that also was, yeah, Lionheart?
Lionheart was Lionheart. Was Lionheart was he had the

(02:17:55):
long hair? Right, Yeah, he had the long no.
No, I got a tournament too. Think it was so short the quest
was on a boat. Right.
No, the quest was more like a street.
Fighter. Yeah.
Was it on a boat? Yes, it.
Was on a ship. Didn't he play a clown or some
shit? I had no idea.
I think it was like in clown makeup.
Really. I think that's fucking weird.
Wait, a 24 is? Making what they're making Elden
Ring. Wow, Elden Ring.
Is. Being done by a 24?

(02:18:16):
That's odd. That's interesting because
they're. A good freaking production
studio. They do hits, Yeah.
I mean. They probably get the budget.
Well, it's good. I mean if Elden.
Ring is big you. Can't just make a shit movie
that's you have to make a good movie.
What if it came out right before?
Horizon the movie Listen. Or the Zelda movie Zelda is
going to take. Over the horizon spot I'm not
confident about. That I don't know either.

(02:18:37):
I don't know how you're going todo.
They're doing it live action. They have no idea how they're
going to pull that off if Zelda and Elder came out.
Same day. Unless the only way I.
Could see the Zelda movie live action movie being good is if
they pivot to comedy. If it's a comedy I think they
can pull it. No no, that's the only way I can
see it. I'm saying that obviously
they're not going to do it. I'm just saying dude play elf

(02:18:58):
like. In Lord of Rings you got to be
that. That's Legolas type.
Yes, you got to be that serious.With him and he's got to be ill
and he can't talk. He can't.
Talk. Well, they made, they made.
Mario talk. So Nah, you're gonna Yeah, Lake
will death. Then let's see this.
Goes ha. Ha, sad or go fuck, fuck, that's
what he says when he gets hit. Fuck fuck, that's what he does.

(02:19:20):
It's not that clear. Curses the storm.
It's got a potty mouth. They gave it a shot.
It gets better with due time. Yeah, next to your list.
We'll see how that goes. Yeah, 20 I think we have to
make. 2012 for the next one. Like it just has to be
theatrical releases whether they're animated or not.
Oh, I have the list already dude.

(02:19:40):
OK, it's 50 movies total for up to 2025.
Yeah. And so that's why we did we did
25 in this episode. The next one is going to be from
2012, I believe to 2025. OK, that works that.
'D be interesting. I wonder how many and I.
See. Yeah, I'll show you guys the
list after the podcast. Cool.
But yeah, that that concludes. This podcast y'all.

(02:20:04):
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(02:20:46):
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