Terrible Twos: Sequels That Failed Their Predecessors

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Maybe. Maybe Maine is still out there.
I mean, we bounce. We.
Probably lost some people in unacceptable.
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A lot of Murphy. I gave 6 Knob Creek.
Oh, Knob Creek. I'm sorry, that's.
Better, but I'll clear the throat up, man.
It will and. You and you got Centauri.
Give me the hiccups. Give you some bass in your
voice, you gave. Sticks to knob.
I gave sticks to knob. Hey.
Oh, pause. There's no pause.
There's no pause. There's no pause.
There's us. Come on.

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We're friends. We're cool.
Here, it's fine, It's fine. Stop.
It's fine. It's cool.
Yeah, man, it's been a minute. It's OK, it's.
OK, it's fine. Don't make it weird.
Yes. No, don't make it weird.
You got the full knob. Don't.
Don't make it weird. No.
All right. He's like, I'm not, I'm not.
Guys, he's nervous. This is the first time he took
the knob on on stream. Hey bro, yo, that's the is that.

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How we're going to start this and we're out, guys, we're done.
Terrible. No, man, it's over.
Goodbye. Jeez.
Pause. All right, we're, we're adults.
There's no need for a pause here.
What a what a segue, man. All right, well, we played some
games this weekend. Thank you I.

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Appreciate that. And I don't know how to segue
from that, but yeah, what was ityou guys played?
Rivals Marvel rival. Rival, rival, rival, rival,
rival, rival rivals. Yeah, that was fun, man.
We shout out to Cafe Fox and Riken, who came through to fill
up the team and Captain Crunch. Captain Crunch 31, as always.

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You see those blank spots, thosedark spots over there?
Because, sorry, then I was busy and, you know, certain somebody
doesn't play the game. Yeah, well, I wonder who that
might. Be really, You know what I'm
saying? Who doesn't play it?
Jay doesn't want the game is popping.
He doesn't want the smoke. Jay was fun dude.
It was a funny ass stream. That shit was funny.

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It was, it was we, we got a goodwin ratio going on there.
There was some hilarious things going on.
I saw some. Clips.
Yeah, there was some screaming, mainly.
Captain America chasing people down.
Yeah, I was, I was. There was some highlights of me
just going ballistic after Scarlet Witch cuz I hate that
bitch anytime she's out there. Cuz there was one round I picked

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Hawkeye, I was dead immediately.She haunted me down.
I picked Adam Warlock, she killed me immediately and I was
like, I need to kill this bitch.She's just hunting me down.
And then I switched over to Captain America and killed her.
And then I just kept yelling throughout the entire stream.
Killed this bitch. Kill this bitch.
Kill this bitch. Because.
Every time she was around, she just kept haunting me down.
He was so angry. And then then there was the.
I think I was the same round. We were whooping some ass but I

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went on the streak of a chase down.
Fucking shark I chased down. Luna Snow.
Yeah, Luna Snow multiple times. Yeah.
And then at the end, the other Captain America got stuck and we
all stomped them to end the oh, that was to end the round.
Oh, he jumped in the middle and he was surrounded by us and we
stomped them out. And I was Loki, and I turned
into Captain America. And you stomped them out.
And I was Captain America, and he stomped.

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Them out. It was Captain America, it was
Captain America, and a Hulk justbeating Captain America down.
That was and then it ended that way.
We were like, yo, that was a vicious.
Beating that was that was so unnecessary.
Yeah, it was. It was a very fun stream.
I I was, I was a good time. Yeah, it was a good time.
Took me a bit to get back into it because I haven't played in
like 2 weeks, but you know, you get back into it pretty, pretty

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quick. Get a little rhythm.
It's fun. Yeah.
Dope dope, dope, dope rabbles. And then also, how was your
multiverses? Oh God, It's probably our second
best stream of multiverses ever.I'd probably say numbered at
Rivals that that one Marvel the last the the last one we did
with the the beta, it rivals that because yeah, that that was

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foul. There was like, I think we lost
all right. So the first match we had we
lost and then they didn't rematch us and we got points for
it. So that was a loss.
And then we lost a set with Superman Batman.
We didn't lose a set for the rest of the entire.
Stream, yeah, that was it. Like after we lost that set,
that was it. We were just on for the rest.

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Wonder Woman and Nubia were on some shit.
We didn't have a close. There was not one close match
with that. It wasn't competitive.
It wasn't. It wasn't competitive.
There was there was some foul, foul things that went down on
that street, especially with Aria and Jason.

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Jason put two people in in a sleeping bag.
I actually, I actually have the,the time stamp.
Al Oh, yeah, yeah, 'cause I, I want to, I want to show people
this. All right, what's the time?
It is an hour, one minute and 28seconds into that stream is, no,
I'm sorry, 4040 minutes and 18 seconds.
That's the Jason. That's the Jason duffel bag. 40

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minutes and 18 seconds. Yeah, that that that was one of
the put them in a a sleeping bagand just complete them.
So it's right here. 40 minutes and 18 seconds.
That's yeah, that's what you told me.
Right? Right.
OK, Let me just make sure that'swhat it is.
I think this is the match there.There we go, Bong No.
That is. Stupid you.

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That was great. Now go to.
I would. Have quit after that.
Go to go to an hour, one minute and 28 seconds.
There was a Wonder Woman punch where they went off the
backboard. Oh yeah, on the Space Jam.
That was hilarious. The Space Jam map.
You banked them off the way, areyou?
Sure, it's an hour and 20 hour and 1 minute and 28 seconds.
An hour and 1 minute. Yeah, OK, That, that shit was

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like it was out of control. That was hilarious so.
You bank shot it. Up.
Oh, here we go. Yeah, here we go.
OK, it's this match. If you remember this.
That was so much OK here. Yeah.
I saw. This my pause.
You saw the audio listening. Bong.
Like those matches weren't competitive like I and I the

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other night, I I, I smoked up real like a lot and I threw in
this stream again. I watched the entire stream
again. I watched the entire thing and I
was watching the Nubia Wonder Woman matches and I was, I was
fascinated because we were just bouncing around.
There was times where we jumped at the exact same time like it
was, it was nonsense, the the *NSYNC nonsense that was

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happening. And there was no Justin
Timberlake or any of that shit, right?
I know you're about to say that,but it was out of control.
And ever since I told you to switch those fucking dead zones,
it changed everything. Yeah, changed everything.
I was like, you notice that whathappens?
I've been. I had to compensate.
All this time, all this time, every time we're playing
multiverses, I had to overcompensate for the fact that
I would do an attack and face the wrong way and get murdered

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because of it. No more.
No more. These matches weren't
competitive. Now my real, real skill was on
display, and we would. And people got murdered.
And there's something, there's something really funny about
Aquaman and Agent Smith. It's the biggest and we win a
lot with them. We win a lot with them.

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We didn't lose with them. I don't think we lost and it
was. It's just this sharks flying
dolphins. There's gunshots, there's clones
and weird shit happening in those matches.
It's the Agent Aqua team. The Who agent.
I like that. Agent Aqua.
The AAT. No, it it it.
AA's. Even though we start an hour
late, I thought it was going to be a complete disaster but

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turned out being one of our bestmultiverses maniac streams so oh
hell yeah yeah definitely. Who got murdered?
No, it was, it was a bludgeoning.
It was definitely like after that same match where he threw
him in the sleeping bag, they got kidnapped at the top of the
screen by Arya because they theydidn't want to stay on the floor
with Jason. So I just met them up there and
got rid of him. Hilarious first time I ever got

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somebody in a sleeping bag. Two people at the same time and
and the KO. First time.
First time as I wrapped. That's crazy.
I was like, I have to use my fuckers.
That's great. Two people in the sleep.
Two people in sleeping bag. Pause.
Put them to sleep. Put them to sleep.
Man A. Lot of stuff goes on.
Slumber party. I mean, by a 13th movie, I mean,
you know. It's a great game, man.
It's a great game. It feels, it feels really great.
Counselors were getting murdered.

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I just wish I tell you I was saying this during the stream.
It sucks that they with their every time they come up with a
new season, they reset the rankings.
Yeah, all the time. And it's just like, if we did,
that didn't happen, we'd probably be at what?
I would probably say high platinum or diamond, yes.
So that's probably. Where we're at, at the very
least. Is the very day.
So who's gonna? I can't play every day we work.

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We work, we have jobs. Speaking of which, what else you
play? Well, I was going to say what I
was going to play. When I played this week.
And it's the same. I played the same thing I played
last week. The game that makes you so
happy. Yeah.
Can't you see the excitement on the face?
Damn. I'm always fascinated by how
much trouble he has with Liz. You know what it's like There's

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certain games that just that just do you in.
This is it. This is my this is my Ninja
Gaiden style that fucks with you.
Yes, I've always been. I've never been good with this
this style of. Game are you at the end?
No, no, the face. I love the silence and I love
the face, but but I put the the gameplay footage here.

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It's not my gameplay footage, but this is where I'm at
actually. So this is yeah, I stopped.
I stopped right after right getting up to this boss.
I stopped because I was like, I'm not ready for this.
I love this game. I love this game.
I had to stop. But anyway, yeah, no, I, I, I
got further into Chapter 9 and this is where I'm at literally
right now, but. Oh, that power.

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Yeah, that that power is like crucial.
It is. It's so crucial.
It is. It is.
But yeah. Man.
Yeah person get Rick yeah yeah Imean you would think it was me
playing it's the same that's howbad you know why I like this
game so much because like I played through ninja guy 1 ninja
guy in two yeah very extremely difficult games, but this is

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less difficult so for I was ableto get be better and they give
you a lot of techniques They do ninja guy ninja guy didn't have
techniques you just swipe swipe,swipe.
Hopefully I have the right item,but this game helps you out with
that. So so this game helped me out a
lot with that. So I was like, okay, this is
this is easier than the other game still difficult, but I spaz
out so much and this when I get mad when I get mad, I just spaz

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I'm like you know when you know when like would you guys have
puzzle games like you guys? You can't think like I wanted to
hit the button, but it did. My brain doesn't connect with my
finger. Damage in transit did that.
Yes, it makes my and and brave escape.
Portal 2 did that to me. Yeah, it just melts your brain
and melts your brain. So I have that effect with this
game. That's what that's what happens

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to me. That's your weakness and that
and when I get mad, it makes it even worse.
So puzzles for me. Ninja guy in for you, Resident
Evil for Jay. Yeah, it's my car tonight.
Why not wait? Don't forget Marvel Rivals for
J2. Or rivals for J, fighting games
for J, fighting games for J. Pretty much everything we play
man, but I will say though, it'sas frustrating as it is for me.

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You know it's tough. It is very, very fun.
I I have a blast playing it. Even though it's tough.
The music keeps you in there. The music is like you ain't
going nowhere and the level design too is is very well done.
That's it. If it was like released on the
NES, it'd be top five games all time.
Yeah, it would easily be there easily, easily be shatter hands
and the only reason why also thethe main thing is the

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checkpoints. They're very, very nice.
They're very, very well placed. They are so I don't have to
grind to like you know, you're playing for like an hour and I
would shut that shit off. I would shut that shit off but
yeah, ninja guy and had no checkpoints.
I. Don't know how I streamed that
game, I think the first time I played that stream.
Cyber. Yeah, Really.
Yeah, not the full time though. No, I.
Always played it. Policy said.

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So video games for Jay then? Yeah.
Yeah, as produced said, Sticks needs a live stream return all.
I think he's the man for the job, though.
Wow, no offense taken. Well, yeah, that's another game
that it got me Sunday. The remote Sunday will get the
returnal. The Returnal got me, man.
That's another game that that was tough.
I that's I watched you guys play.

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I just stopped, man, that's a tough.
I streamed that shit six hours, man.
I was like, I can't even get past the first board first
stage. It's like it's.
Tough to roll the dice sometimesit is you got that run.
Yeah, you get the good stage, the ones with the jumping and
shit. I was like, Oh no, I can't do
this, I need to die and start. Over again.
That's Metroid right there, man.That's Metroid.
Yeah I had that game for like 3 years.
Never seen the third stage. Yo.

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I don't go. Online you spoiled don't know
the color of the stage you. Literally have to get lucky and
get the right for the right stuff.
Man don't know how many stages, I don't know nothing about that
game. I.
Don't know either. Never.
Thought to watch. Never mistakenly skip mass,
never seen a screenshot. I don't.
Know what it looks like? I don't even know if it's real.
Never seen the second boss. Yeah, don't.
Know anyway, Chalk, How was yourfighter?

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Friday, Sir. It was it had its ups and downs.
You know, I'm not going to lie, man, like Tekken 8 is not an
easy game. I was playing, I was just
playing like regular quick matches and bruh, I caught the
business from some people. I, I was using king for most of
the night. I had a really good well, I I

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caught a beat down from in a mirror match.
This other dude was playing king, just beating me senseless.
It was crazy. But I had fun until until the
end. The the last match, the last
like set. I I I played it was against an
Azucena player. Bruh, vicious.

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There it is, you. Got it.
You got. It no I.
Don't I don't. How about say, cut stream right
now. You want.
You want you. Want.
Nope, I did. Not wait, did I?
Yo no, no, you go the comeback. Wait.
Wait, this might have been when I ended the stream.
Yo, that's crazy. You had him.
Peekaboo. Peekaboo What the?

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Fuck. Wow.
Got coffee? You got coffee.
Something you lost to some random chick on spring break.
Bam. Basically.
Yeah. That's what I said.
Who's that? That's a character, Yeah.
No, she's Colombian, I think. Right.
Something like that I think. Yeah.
Yeah, but she's she's dangerous.Her moves like the mix ups are
crazy with her and she's like her.

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She hits hard and yeah. I like her.
Character I stomped out though. She's like a, she's like a mix
of Eddie and I'm fucking who else?
It's like a like a different variation of Eddie.
Yeah, yeah. But I did.
I ended the stream on that. I remember that's been the way
it. Happened.
Yep, I definitely ended the stream on that.

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It was fun though. It was fun.
I'm not wrong lie. And you, you also played mecha.
Break. I actually didn't get a chance
to play Mecha Break today. No, they were the servers were
doing maintenance. I was like, OK, North America is
doing doing maintenance. Let me do South America.
Yeah. Oh damn.
But yeah, not it looks good though.
No dude, it's a fun game. It's a.
It's a fun. Game I'm intrigued it's it's not

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been I've never been into mech type well certain games, but
this one is intriguing. There's yeah, I'm I just I'm
taking a peek at it is. That a arrow shooter.
It's kind of kind of like you, you have a, a certain class, but
you can, you can, it's heavy with the customization.
So you can have like a mid like that's a that's a mid size mech.

(17:55):
So you can carry, I mean, I don't know.
If, but it's like you're faster or whatever.
You carry faster your boosts, you fly faster, your boosts move
are more effective. Gotcha.
But the defense isn't always there.
But if you get a heavier Mac youhave higher defense but slower
movement. You got you.
Virtual on man Virtual on. Base looks.
Good. It's dude, it's dope.
It's a dope. That looks good.

(18:16):
I need his own Avengers. And you can play and I and when
you play player versus player, it's six on six like Overwatch
arrivals. And you can customize your
weapon loadout. It's it's dope.
That seems like it could be. We might have to get that on the
channel, man. Yeah, I'll take a peek.
I'll take a peek at it. That sounds nice.
Sticks like, I don't know, six on six, man.

(18:37):
Overwatch. Looks good.
Look at that. Look at this.
He's like Overwatch I. Better play some rivals bro.
Overwatch is done so. Rivals is awesome.
I'm saying it's the same thing. Rivals is fun.
It really is fun. It's very fun.
That time, every time. That's pretty much all you play
then. Yeah.
OK. And this is a weird 1 turbo with

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the Luigi's Mansion three. Yes that's kinda out there.
What the heck? Well, is that Co-op or no?
It is Co-op. OK, it is.
You play that was it right? I did.
Oh nice. Yes, I did.
I it's not Co-op right? When you start the game you
gotta play it for like a good maybe a hour, hour and a half
fake core. It's it's gooey.
It's that's the thing I thought it was gonna be like, you know.
Add on like I just added Mario. Odyssey Co-op, you know

(19:21):
something? Or Captain Toads tracker you
with the freaking. Flashlight.
It's like I thought it was goingto be cheesy like that, 'cause
like I heard a Guigi I think is the second, second player.
And I was like, I was like, all right, let me see how this
works. But it's really clever the way
they implemented he's got. Any ball players?
I think parts. You know, there is a there is a

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multiplayer mode, I don't know, scare scraper or something like
that. I've not played it yet, so I
can't even comment on that. I'll comment on after I play the
mode, but it's it's it's the first one was like Ghostbusters.
And you know, I remember after what was Vic Lucas?
He was talking about this game. He this is one of his top games
from Switch. So I was like.
He's the one of the best lookingit it.

(20:03):
Looks solid as. Fuck yeah, this game does look
great. Solid.
And it's it's deceptively reallygood.
It was it's really good. They gave him like more
techniques, the way he, you know, like it's ghost, you know,
you've got flash on the flashlight and you suck him with
the freaking vacuum and he's. Got.
You. What with the flash?

(20:23):
You suck them, suck them with. All right, you're really gonna
put a spotlight on that. All right.
He doubled down on it. I.
Mean. No, we're all I.
Just need. I just needed to clarify.
I need a clarification. You put a spotlight on them with
the flashlight, then use the vacuum yeah to to to absorb
them. Oh, there you go.

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That's better. Way OK.
Better. Better.
I tried. I tried.
I tried the puzzles in the game,like even the boss fights.
It's really it's it's very, veryclever, very, very clever the
way they worked it out and the two player the the coop works
really good. He's got the same abilities as
Luigi has, except he can go through.
He could like go through certainsurfaces, like, you know, like a

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fence he can go through. And Luigi can't do it and.
Yeah, he's beating the shit out of that ghost.
Yeah, man. That's how it is once you lock
onto the ghost and you pull backa little bit and you like fling
them around and slam. It how do you not have
Ghostbusters DLC in this bitch Oh man I would have missed
opportunity like how do you not even like think of that would
have missed opportunity You do have the money you.
Had a little Mac in the boxing game.

(21:27):
Yeah, so why can't they do? That yeah, they Little Mac and
fucking Fight Night. What the fuck?
The Ghostbusters didn't have. It Yeah.
Peter Reckman. Reckman.
It could work. It could work, but the game is
good. It's a solid game.
It's solid. How far are you in it?
Probably good 4 hours. OK, that's four hours.
That's got a few bosses. I got some.
What is it you get? You're pretty much collecting

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elevator, but you know, like elevator buttons to go into
different floors of the hotel that you're in.
Gotcha. And you're trying.
To save. They combine Hotel Mario, Good
Luigi's mansion, cats and dogs living together.
That's hysteria. That'll be dope.
You know, so you're just saving Toads, saving Princess and Mario
also captured. So, you know, interesting.

(22:08):
Mario's captured. And Mario's captured.
That's a good change of pace, I.Think he was captured the first
one. He was busy simping and they
caught him. Damn bro.
He's gaming's number one simp. He is.
He's gaming's number one step. He'd never.
Be getting no action. Always chasing the Princess,
always chasing, never getting nothing.
You never know what goes on behind.

(22:29):
No, I know what goes on. He's simping.
He's short, fat. Come on man, Come on.
I'm glad. I'm glad I didn't get out the
words I was about to say. Biggest smallest was a player
OK, because. He was.
Famous. Bro, I got bro.
These are all jokes here, I'm sorry.
These are all jokes. I'm so glad I didn't get the

(22:49):
words out I was about to say because that would have been.
So bad Mario is a a a glorified simp.
Remember that Mario music video?Word like.
He's the most popular simp on the planet.
Word with pizza stripping. I think, yeah, that was
hilarious. That was a funny.
Video She was out with Cooper and she was like creeping,
creeping with Cooper and then itwas a.
Cooper Wario. I thought she was like, Oh no,

(23:10):
no, it was there, OK. That was Cooper, and Luigi was
like, I see you, I see. Yeah.
That video's amazing. Or Jamaican toad.
Yo, Jamaican toad. Jamaican toad.
Jamaican toad is great. Yo, I can.
Sound like that now? You could do that.
No one. No.
One's ever seen the video of Jamaican toad?
Just search for it on just type in Jamaican Toad and just watch

(23:31):
the video just. Hilarious.
And then type in sticks. Podcast will come up.
Yeah, nice. It's good promotion, man.
It's good promotion. Speaking of sticks, you.
Finally played Shadow of Mordor.Yes, now.
I'm extremely happy and excited.That someones fucking.
What a shock. Sorry, today's the day WB is

(23:54):
over. Let's get into their game.
Wow, I'm curious to know man. The problem what's funny is I
downloaded the game and took forever to load into the system
on steam and it was updating because I had like the the
patches to to make it like 4K orwhatever.
OK. And I was like, cool, they
updated it. So I waited like 2 hours and I
only had no time to play after that, right?

(24:16):
Because I have to work. But what's funny is I started
the game and I was like, OK, it's cool.
I'm having sneaking around killing everybody.
Oh yeah, didn't get touched. I was ill and I got to the
screen. I did the first part.
The title came up and it said itsaid what you call it.
It said the second one. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

(24:37):
This is the shadow of. War.
This is Shadow of war. You.
Thought it was Shadow of Mordor the wrong.
Game I was like. What the hell I'm showing
footage of. You hold on hold.
On hold. On hold.
On let. Me finish, Let me finish.
So getting the button ready. No, no.
So I saw. So I saw the name and I was
like, oh damn. So no wonder a whole bunch of
shit was going on. I know what's happening.
Oh my God. I saw I saw the pictures and I

(24:58):
was like, oh, he's a ghost guy and whatever they need to
explain it to me. But I was like, OK, but then no,
the one right above it, the one right above it was the first
one. I didn't click that one because
it starts. It's not it's not shadow of
anything. It's it's more it's what's the
real name of it? It's middle Middle Earth.
Well, that's the name of the game.
No, no, I'm saying I know I was looking at shadow of whatever.

(25:20):
Mordor. But the way it's in the but the
the way it's in on the. They're all titled Middle Earth
and then the subtitle is Shadow of Mordor and then Shadow of War
is the. Sequel The titles were cut off
in Steam, so. It just said Middle Earth, Yeah.
And then OK. So the one above, it was the one
I was supposed to click, so I did that time.
That time I jumped into that one, OK.
So. All right, it just showed me the

(25:40):
same thing. Basically.
I was like, Oh, it's my wife showed me that already in the
other game. But I was like, Oh, this is all
right. I started still sneaking around,
still killing everybody Slick. I jumped in.
I was like, Yo, there's like seven of them here.
Let me get in there. And I killed them all.
Because then I got I got to the field and I was like, oh,
there's a, there's a commander in here because I didn't get to

(26:00):
that in the other game, like, oh, there's the commander going
at them. I killed all the dudes around
them. And then I was like, let me make
them talk. I mean talk.
And then I killed him, He told me.
What the other guy, what there was this big giant when I was
like, I'm not fighting him. Yet.
And it's the first time you've ever played.
Yes. Oh, this is fascinating.
So I'm with all the asses. And then he told me, like other
parts of the map where it's supposed to go but sneaking
around, it's fun. How long have you played?

(26:21):
It's fun. I'm like right here.
Like, like hour maybe. Right.
Like, yeah. This is like 40 minutes.
Yeah, this is early. Earlier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dude, I was obsessed with this game.
No, it's fun. No, I look at it obsessed.
I legit look at it and I'm like,I got to find time to play it
again because. It didn't touch me yet.

(26:41):
I didn't get it yet. Wait, wait.
Wait, Oh, dude, wait. Yeah, wait for it, dude.
Wait, wait for. It I mean you get you get power
ups and stuff like that you. Get you get better.
I'm not. Fighting no big giants yet?
But they'll get you. I'm waiting for you to play a
part where you're doing good andthen a scrub kills you and he
gets promoted and then you're like, you're about to go to bed

(27:03):
and then you're gonna be like, no, you're not fucking getting
promoted and I'm not going to sleep with this shit.
You're fucking getting killed. I was up till 6:00 in the
morning making sure no one got promotion.
It freaking hooks you man. I can see how that can happen.
Yeah, he's as it is effective. When you see somebody, he's
like, yo, he's the. He's the.
Boss and they talk shit. And if and if the boss kills

(27:24):
you, he gets up higher and he's more difficult next time you
face him and he has more shit that doesn't hurt him.
Yeah, I'm like what a system that just keeps you coming back.
They know they know how to grab you.
And the fact that they talk so much shit.
Oh no, they they talk that shit.I'm the brother of blah, blah,
blah. Some something.
I'm like the fucker, get out of here.
Man, the president's scared dude.

(27:45):
And they're like follow. Me.
Oh, he's dying. Yeah, I played a lot of games
like it though, so I feel like I'm adjusted to it already,
like. No, you, no, you know.
I haven't stuck around to kill people a while though.
The fighting, I like the combat too.
If you like it now you're going to be beyond addicted.
You're going to no the arrows. Pop in the head.
Dude when you're in the middle of doing shit, hitting people,

(28:06):
whatever, and you pop out, jump over someones back and you slow
mow that shit and shoot someone in the fucking head that's
riding fucking one of those creatures.
Yep, I'm like why does no one talk about this?
I love poisoning the the grass, putting the poison, poison this
shit and have to drink this shit.
You just watch him drink it and then I.
Feel like I played it though already.

(28:27):
Oh, dude, I feel like next next week when we do the games
played, you're gonna hear him say, yeah, I played Mordor.
I mean, I'm looking at this footage.
I I don't even want to show anymore.
Because I'm like, yo, it's. Making me want to play it.
I love this game so much. This is my like, I I 100% like I
spent like two months trying to get every single thing.
It's in my list of best games I've ever.
Yeah, these. Games are like these dollars.
These games are like $3. How the fuck is this $3 like 3?

(28:51):
Dollars for Steam, Yeah, and I bought them a long time.
Ago, actually. And you're charging 59 for
fucking Pikmin? Are you fucking kidding me?
Wow. Fucking Pikmin.
Well, there is. A good game.
OK, that's a solid. It's for Dick heads.
It's a solid solid. For tickets, they want to play
around with boring music, with these little fucking things that
look like candy you got in the 80s.

(29:12):
And I like tragedy and puzzle games like that, but that that's
like, it was too much. Alvin fell asleep while playing.
I couldn't, I couldn't get through.
I couldn't even get through thistutorial.
You can do it, you just tried dude.
It's like. Remember, I tried.
Yeah, try one more time. No, man, they'll suck you in.
Pause. How long is I?
Said suck you in. How long is Mordor?
Yes shit maybe 40, maybe I don'tremember maybe 40 hours, maybe

(29:35):
cuz you're not you're not going to go straight through.
I put like 100 hours, but that was because I'm you're not going
to go straight through you're. Going to icon, so it's gonna be
like just what you call it goes to the Chassema.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd probably say it's gonna be.
Like as far as going around the map?
It's you're gonna want to, it's not, it's not a giant map, but
you're gonna want to do. A lot of stuff it's it's still

(29:57):
like Ubisoft kind of kind of theway they have the map.
You're gonna, you're gonna want to be like, started. 2 already,
now I gotta play both. No, you have to play war when
you're done. When you're done with Mordor,
you have to play war. It's a different war.
It's crazy. It's like that on stereo.
Fly a fucking dragon, the war, man.
Come on. Yeah.
About $100. Now you actually cause worth it.
You actually command a fucking war like troops.

(30:18):
Awesome. Well, I thought it was a war
going on. Go into the castle and freaking.
It off so dude. I.
Cancel. There's some things going on
here. Oh, this is the wrong game, my
bad. Yeah.
I'll be back later. I'll be back later.
Let's give me 45 hours. I'll.
Be back I play 2. First, then I can't.
No, don't you dare. I can't, don't you dare.
Ohh, but not did look. It did look significantly better

(30:38):
than 1 though. It's it's yeah, it is better 2
the the sequel is better than the first, just.
Say. An about say and it won't be on
our list for the main topic because it's a great.
Sequel, right? So it won't.
Well, the Smeagle. Fuck that.
That's not a sequel. The Swiegel.
No, it's not. Oh my God, turn this off, dude.
Like it's it's it's and you knowwhat?

(31:02):
Fuck Turbo for not even giving this a shot.
This isn't you. This is this is you.
This is your type of game. This is this is you.
It's got the Arkham 50 because it doesn't have 60 frames.
You piece of shit. You have the latest game.
It does not have 60 it. Has 100 and I was running 110
frames. What I was running 110 frames
because. You're playing it on PC?
Yes, that's not fair. That's not.

(31:22):
Fair all. You're complaining you just
don't have APC you. Need to stop being there.
I have one for sale man. I'm big.
Talk about it last week. Damn.
Put it on a payment plan. Get it?
Suck it up. Yeah, I could do that.
I was getting 20 bucks a month. I'll tell you what.
And if he does play it, you watch.
I want a camera on his face whenhe talks about it because he's

(31:43):
going to be like. Yo.
It's telling you you're going toyou're going to freaking play,
play 48 minutes to an hour and he's talking good about it.
Like he's dude, this game is fucking crazy.
I put 100 hours in the shit. Warner Brothers just come out
with that 60 frame patch. Anyway, and you got Zonzon.
What's? Going on, man, I haven't seen
it. I haven't.

(32:03):
Zonzon in the building and I like how he changing it to
Zonzon nice. He's like I'm Zonzon.
Zonzon in the building, but. You're saying 60 frames per
second update or something? They better say that they need.
There's no limit on it. For PC there's no limit.
Master for. Console, They, they, they cap
it. Yeah, shit's fucking crazy.
That game. That's all I played.

(32:26):
You got Unicorn Overlord. You played more of this freaking
game. I can't help why.
How fancy. No.
Still, yeah, that's I, I just. Can't help it.
Style. Style acts like he has no
backlog. I can't.
I don't know those. Games.
Playing the same game for freaking two years.
I can't. I can't even knock him.
I can't. I can't.

(32:46):
Yeah. Listen, I can't, I'll tell you
what it is. I'll tell you what it is, right?
Ayudin Chronicles. I was going to play it the other
day, but you guys were doing thethe work on the computer and I
and I can't I can't play Ayudin for an hour when you're playing
like an RPG. Like if I this if this was the
first time I played Unicorn Overlord, I would I need four to
five hours and a seat. Yeah, this is like a what, the
third this. Is my third time playing I can
play it. For an hour and just fuck
around, you know, whatever, but so that you know, that's, that's

(33:10):
yeah, I'm almost done with it for the third time.
What's the difficulty of playingon the other side?
The the the next hardest one. I forgot what it was.
Expert. No, Yeah, I think it might be
expert. Might be expert.
Yeah, yeah, it's it's better. It's more challenging and it's
better. It's better.
It's better. Wow.
But still, I mean, that's one ofmy favorite games I've ever
played. So I mean this.
I've said enough about this game, but I did have a nice

(33:32):
sorry so I fucked up. So I had $3 and something cents
of gold coins and switch stop and I was going to use it for
splintered fate for you know. TM and T split.
Fate and I I hit the wrong fucking button and I just paid
full price for the DLC 799 and Isaid fuck I'm like shit I want
to use the gold points for it and I'm like alright, what's on

(33:52):
sale I'll use the fucking gold points for what's on sale I saw
a hammer watch which I've been looking at for the longest time
Hammer watch too right yeah 2 and that dropped to like 7 bucks
so I said OK I'll use it for this it's the same shit so I
just fucking you know use the points for hammer watch and I'm
like Hammer watch too is like a RPG gauntlet yeah so it looks

(34:15):
good actually multiplayer. Multiplayer.
Four player and yeah I seen the trailer.
I looked up a lot of this game for the past year I've been
looking up at this game because I'm it's for some reason I just
didn't pull the trigger. This isn't Co couch Co-op.
Is it it's or is it online? I think it's I think it's couch,
but I got to look more into it. I look, I, I remember looking
this up to see, because remember, we're going to get

(34:37):
this on the channel. And I, and I was like, I was
still confused. Even after doing research, I
couldn't figure out. I think it is because when I
opened up the main menu, it saysthere's a multiplayer button you
can hit, but every, it doesn't say online multiplayer.
Every multiplayer footage that Isee people play online on
YouTube, they had like their, their gamertag, whatever on

(34:58):
their character. So I'm like, well, you could,
you could create your own character before you play, so
you can name your character yourgamertag if you want.
But I was like, let me put like 20 something minutes just to get
a feel for what kind of game this is.
So like immediately this place right here was like where I was
at the very beginning. You start off in like this
grungy dungeon and I'm like, OK,I don't know really where to go.

(35:21):
I'm just walking around. And then when you get out of the
dungeon, you're in, you know, fucking bright as shit and this
whole world opens up and there'slike a town over here and
there's people everywhere. You could talk to side missions
like crazy. Every conversation you have, oh,
can you get this? Can you get that?
I'm like, oh shit, all right, blah, blah.
And I said, all right, let me get involved in like a dungeon.
Let me let me go somewhere. So I walk into this cave and

(35:45):
there's bandits all over that bitch.
I was like, there's like, you know, the, the drums that the
barrels that explode if you shoot them.
So they were loaded everywhere. There was like probably 15
heads. Chasing.
Me, I said what the fuck is thisand I picked the rogue who has
like the bow and arrow and he could also attack with the sword
and the action felt good. You know, you look at the game

(36:08):
and it's like. You know, oh, this is ugly ass
fucking 8 bit, you know, whatever, it felt good.
I was like, this looks like a lot of fun.
You know, they're they're throwing bombs at me, they're
throwing knives, they're trying to get up close and attack me.
And you know, you could defend yourself, you could do a roll.
I was shooting arrows at people and I have a special move with R
button where I like throw some shit on the floor and it like it
looks like a bunch of like poisonous, like yes, no

(36:31):
poisonous, like fucking plants or some shit.
And everyone's walking through it.
They're losing energy and when they come out of it, I'm hitting
them with arrows. I said I just like the way that
felt. I said that felt pretty.
This is like 25 minutes of the fucking game.
So I'm like, I'm like, I just wanted to see if it felt good.
I'm like, it felt good. It felt like some gauntlet shit.
It felt like some gauntlet shit.So I said, all right, let me see
if I can convince three other heads level 857 to play this

(36:54):
game with me because it's cool. Now this is on my radar.
It's cool. It's all it's very old school,
it's PC ish, but it's the fun factor is fucking there.
The customization is all over the place, but it's it looks
interesting. Yeah, it was.
It was. Fun.
I was like I'll. Fuck with this.
They got bosses and stuff. It's not like the first game,
all right? No, the first game is rogue.

(37:15):
You have a choice of like some roguelike type shit or if you
want to, you know, when you die you go back to the town with
your stuff. I said no, we're not doing
roguelike anything. Yeah, yeah, the only.
Reason why I started. Looking at the game is because
it wasn't roguelike, right? But yes, yeah, I just threw it
on and I said this looks like a lot of fucking fun.
This looks really cool. So yeah, that's good, man.

(37:36):
We'll have to get on the channel.
So that means Turbo is intriguedand I see AL's been looking at
it for a while. Yeah, we just need one more
person to join. So.
And then because I forgot, it's four players.
Cool, it is four players. Yeah.
At home. At home or online?
Couch Co-op 4. Players don't worry about it.
It's fine. Wow.

(37:56):
Wow, Sir. Wow.
Wow. But yeah, it was great times,
great times. Raikkonen in the building there
he is. You Raikkonen.
Alright, cool. But I got to get back to.
The IUD, because I just got to an important part and I want to,
that's right, the music. That was the music is I was.
Looking forward to hearing your,like, your continuation.
Yeah, that's what you said last week.

(38:17):
I was like, oh man, it's good. Music has been solid, very
solid. But I want to put like I'm at 10
hours right now, so I want to get like 25 by like the next
time I talk about the game. Guess I might have called out
sick. To work.
Bro I'm joking, dude gets. Fired for bro.
So I was watching your stream, Eric and yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

(38:38):
Caught right away, red handed. He he saw a codon.
Wanted to, yeah, that's. Jesus.
I'm gonna get I'm. Going to.
Bite those, I still didn't provestuff in it too.
Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm definitely.
Gonna I never played 2, so I gotta I gotta play one again and
then play 2. So that's for next week.
That's all I've been. Playing y'all.
That's all I've been playing. All right.

(38:58):
I don't think I hit up Paul C with a oh, yeah, there we go.
There you go, Paul C Yeah. That's that's for you, yeah.
Yeah, it's time to announce the Indie Game of the Week.
Let's do it. Hell yeah.
Indie. Game of the Week is.
Oh God. GI Joe operation.
Blackout the Least October 13th,2020 Developed by Iguanabe,

(39:22):
Published by Game Mill Entertainment, Available on PS4,
Xbox One, Nintendo Switch and Microsoft Windows.
Yes, Sir. Hell yeah.
Oh. Man.
Sorry man. I had.
Yo, Joe. I was going.
To say. Something that I just.
We fight for freedom. Wherever house trouble What the?
What the worst way? To start off that song, damn I
will always say it's the worst way to start off a self fight

(39:45):
for freedom. So you in turbo?
Play through this right, yes. What did you guys think?
Like what was what was your thoughts on the game?
I liked it a lot. I always thought GI Joe should
be a third person shooter. Obviously it's not.
It got a lot of Flack because it's, you know, non level of,
you know, Gears of War and the mechanics of Gears of War and
stuff like that. But they had a lot of nostalgic

(40:06):
shit in there, a lot of cool. They did a lot of cool shit with
the characters. They had the right characters in
the game. Yes, they did.
Cool little story going on, Coolvoice acting artwork.
I like the the comic. Cutscenes are really cool.
Yeah, it was. It was very dope.
I had a lot of fun with the game.
It was it was, it was definitelyvery fun.
You could tell it's indie, whichisn't a bad thing, but you could

(40:27):
tell it's indie. But but as a first of a series,
you know, because I'm keeping myfingers crossed they do a sequel
to this. But the, The funny thing is when
we had the developer on the podcast, he did say they had
like a year they had like. A year.
Yeah, year development. For Operation Blackout, yeah,
that's like. That's no.
Time. That's no time whatsoever.

(40:47):
And I enjoyed the fuck out of the game.
Obviously I could make improvements here and there, but
like, you had a fucking year. Was it during the pandemic time
too maybe? That makes it even worse.
Maybe so they would probably remote while all developed.
Damn no, this game was. Very promising.
I like how they had different classes for the GI Joes.
They let you pick either the villains, the Joes, the Cobras.

(41:09):
They're a great selection of characters on either side.
I thought it was really good. You know, I I thought it was.
We had fun with it. It's Storm Shadow in there.
Snake Eyes. They were well represented.
This is definitely my favorite GI Joe game.
Yeah, you know, like the arcade.It's not.
Saying too much. Because GI Joe games were never
really all that great unless you.
I like the NES ones. NES ones were good but.

(41:31):
I always felt like this is how it should be.
I always wanted to see AGI. Joe Game made like this and this
really, you know the scratches that itch and I think it was I
I'd like to see a sequel. It's I can't wait for him to
come out with a sequel. I also like the fact that it's.
Split screen couch Co-op yes, that's that's something that's
like it's missed. Yeah.
You know, and you know, when youlook at the, you know, when the

(41:53):
ending happens, they hint game over, that's the end.
Yeah. That was perfect time.
They they hint at, you know, a sequel.
Yeah, it was with a storyline that I loved in GI Joe and you
know, I remember we were chatting with the developer we
had on and he was like, anything, Any ideas that you

(42:14):
guys have from GI Joe? Sent him a list.
Send me a list of. Stuff that you would like to
see. And I said me and Turbo would
talk. I'm like, yo, we know GI Joe, so
we're going to go over here, take all the information, and
when it's ready, just come out with it and you break out a
scroll. Yeah, serious.
For like a mile. If you talking Transformers,
Thundercats, GI Joe, I got you covered.

(42:37):
Voltron Silverhawks. Yeah, word got you.
Covered with ideas. Trust me.
Punish. Sure, punish on a game with.
Zartan Zartan was in there. He was in there, I think.
He was a sharpshooter. In that game, yeah, he was.
He was an asshole. Actually, from whatever, who
were the twins? The Twins.
The what the fuck? Their names?
It's Tomax and. Yes, yo-yo.

(42:58):
Kudos. Wow yo.
Shout out to yo with the trivia quick brain.
Thinking. Yo man said that shit.
Yo fuck like you. Like I said, if you need the
information, you got the information.
I mean, it was easy because. It's just one.
It's one name and the other. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chalk is Google, which is. Pretty much.

(43:18):
Pretty, pretty smart to do, yeah.
Shout out to Solomon Mcdew. What up Solomon?
But. Yeah, I approve it that.
Game a lot of fun. Great first game.
Hopefully I see a second one because I know it's gonna be
crazy 'cause you gotta add the vehicles that you had, Joe, you
gotta add the vehicles. So it gets the.
Official. Level 857 sealer quality.

(43:38):
Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, it definitely came out
during. The pandemic because it came out
2020 yeah, oh so yeah that. Damn man, so some of that year.
That they had they spent developing they couldn't even do
it together just crazy but they they.
They came out of a good thing. They did a good thing that I
enjoyed. Yeah, that's a fucking hell of a
job. With fanfare and everything,
man. Listen, that's good.
Not easy to do, y'all? It ain't not easy to do.

(44:01):
Chocolate the info. Thank you.
Bizarre. That was crazy.
I don't know. I don't even remember how that
came to mind. It's happened to a certain part
of. Your brain that just said, oh, I
know that. I was like, oh, childhood.
Childhood, he said. Add the toys.
Yeah, they're. Like the dreadnoughts, right the
the dreadnoughts. Yes.
Wait, that's their name, right? Oh, the name of the squad?

(44:21):
There was never. Said the dreadnoughts.
Yeah. Not the Zartan.
No, not the dreadlocks. The dreadlocks.
That's the Jamaican. Version of this.
That's the dreadlocks. Stop it.
But Dreadnought's Zartan. His sister start with AZ and he
had another brother with AZ also.
Yeah. OK, that was all done.
Yeah. And I think Rd.
Pig was it? Was he part of them too?

(44:42):
Never heard. That name I don't know what the
fuck you talking about right there.
So you can speak in a different.Language throw out Rd.
Pig Adam. Like I don't even.
Know the name either. I know Rd.
Pig. I don't know where he fucking.
What is he good guy or bad guy? I know Rd.
Pig. No, I think it was bad.
I don't know, I think it was a dreadnought.
I know, roadblock. Yeah, yeah.

(45:02):
Scarlett Roadblock. Lady J Dustro, Brother Block.
Yeah, that's it, Zuka. And they had.
Firefly and had. Some other dude on the lady Jay.
I just said that motherfucker was that Lady.
Jay Yeah. Bitch.
Motherfucker. What?
What? Motherfucker?
What? Got him.
Is it time yet? I have a question.

(45:23):
Y'all yeah, the guy named Snow Job.
Yeah. No job.
Wasn't name. That was, yeah.
Yeah, Snow job wasn't. Name.
Yo, no, it's real. That's oh, yeah, no, I remember
seeing the list of the worst, the worst GI Joe names, no job.
And that was on there. There was a bunch of others.
I was beachheads snow job, some bad ones.

(45:44):
Came. Up with the It's my childhood,
man. That's my.
Childhood. Oh man.
Anyway. I think it's time, man.
Time for what time? For what?
Oh. Man, dude, yeah.
Is it time? Bro?

(46:04):
I have to lower your. Mic dude bro, ladies and
gentlemen. It is.
Time for the. News.
Very good. That was good.

(46:24):
All right, have breath. That was New Super Mario
Brothers. Everybody.
No, it wasn't. Yeah, we all chose.
To ignore. You, we don't care.
That was a moron making noise. We I don't care anymore.
The chat. Wants to know.
I have to let him know what thatwas inspired.
No one asked. There was.
No one in the chat ass. A fool.
Making noises, all right. All the news if y'all can

(46:46):
understand guys are no taste my.Voice is all messed up.
Yeah, I don't know. So I'm gonna try and read this
stuff. I'll do it low in my radio
voice. Wow, Warhammer. 40. 1000 Space
Marine 3 is announced. Development officially.
Begins at Sabre Interactive. Part 2 just came.

(47:09):
Out, I was just about to say, has any of us?
Ever played war? I'm.
Still thinking about. I played a little bit of the,
I'd say three players, right? 3 three players and I hear.
It's amazing, I hear. It's very good.
It's it's. Kind of a mixture between Gears
of War and Devil May Cry, if that makes any sense.
Because you have a crazy. Yeah, that sounds actually
pretty good. You did chalk with a boat then?
Yeah, word, I know it's. Right up your alley, Charlie.

(47:29):
Very bloody. Very bloody.
Look at that. Chuck's like.
You're not wrong, Chuck. 'S like it looks.
Good, but it does not have Marvel.
It's not Xbox, it's. Got melee that looks fucked.
Up by the way, dude, that looks that looks disgusting.
What is? That kill everything.
Watch Keep. Watching.
Keep everything dead down there.Actually played through this but
this is right in the beginning of the game.
Kill everything that is crazy. That looks like nightmare.

(47:50):
Fuel, yeah. Chuck's like, yeah, What's the
deal with it though? What's the deal?
Now you kill him, how much is it?
Now you kill him. How much is it?
It's gotta be on sale. It's on sale.
It's. Gotta be on.
Sale. Yeah, I need.
A price? Not really.
Speaking of which, I've been looking for sales and I've.
I've not Speaking of which if. You are on PC and you have a
Steam account right now. I think it just started 2 days
ago, the spring sale. Spring sale, yeah, just a heads

(48:11):
up to everybody out there. And that's where we saw mad
games for like 4 dollars $3 I got I.
Got the tail $4.00 Yeah, bangerslike.
Like real good games. Wow.
Go go pick up some. Games that you will not have
time to play. Yeah, that looks ridiculous.
Yeah dude, it's crazy. It's like hack and slash, but
then it's also like Gears, like without the cover system.

(48:32):
It's kool-aid and Prego sauce. Dude played in.
Prego sauce. You know.
What you played last? Week kid.
Amazing kid. Amazing where you.
Been Wow kid. Amazing.
What's up? What's up?
But yeah, it says. The publisher, Focus
Entertainment developer Sabre Interactive, have joined forces
once again following the huge success of last year's Space
Marine 2, which sold 5 million copies.

(48:54):
Wow. Awesome.
Good for them. And that was.
All Henry Cavill. But yeah, they're pleased to
announce. That Part 3 is in the works.
Nice. Hopefully it's.
Four players, not the way to Word, 4:00 to 6:00 not to wait
like. Ten years, right?
How? How long was it between the
first? Why?
Am I in it? A long time.
I mean, with there's so many. Warhammer games.

(49:15):
Well, space. Space Marine.
For the first time, I said, oh, that's.
Like Gears of War. But obviously this came up way
before Gears of War, which is foul.
Everybody said, yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, Gears of War ripped this game.
Like, yeah, yeah, sure did. Cliffy B.
And ran with it. But yeah, it's.
Remember we used to get games like every year?

(49:36):
Yeah, maybe. We'll get back to that.
Instead of just an update with. AI You never know 10.
It's a big part. Make.
Part 2 but make it 3. Make Part 2.
But make it 3. So yeah, I make a sequel.
What the AI is like the fuck you?
Mean yeah, it'll be like add charge.
More of the same. And it's the same.
It's the same game more. Of the same, just mix.

(49:57):
Up the levels? No, we're start getting more
mega. Man, games.
Oh wow. Mega Man formula just add
different Mega Man 12 please. OK, here it is.
But yeah, this is. This is for me, it was like a
turn off your brain and just yeah, I didn't care about the
story. I don't know the the Warhammer
like has the deep story, but I'mlike, I don't care.

(50:18):
A man looks like the last boss in like a Metal Gear
Revengeance, right? He has that face.
Yeah, he looks like a boss in the game out.
There, there you go, 360. It might have been your.
Revengeance you and now playing it right now look.
At that. Playing it now.
Army of two, Yes. Army of two two that.

(50:38):
Is Army of Two. Face, man.
Yeah, this is interesting though.
I talk. About it I wanna see what.
They change I like I'm. Curious to know when.
This thing is gonna come out. I like violence.
Still waiting for that $20 now. Yeah, right.
That's for. Real, that's what.
Everybody's waiting. Especially if it's if it's going
to. Sit on your hard drive for how
long? Yeah, you know what I mean.
But it look good. Well, it's not a long.
Game though. I heard it's, I think it's like
8 hours. I got some nomination, that's

(50:59):
it. Yeah, it's.
A good it's a it's. A action game?
Yeah, it should be. But then.
It should come down low. It should be 10 hours or less.
It shouldn't be like $69. I agree.
It's expensive. Why are you paying 6910?
Hours is the Max. For an action game, yes.
I'm OK, Devil May Cry and. Then it should be 20. 9 hours.
I'm OK with the duration. But the price, the price though,

(51:20):
jeez, on to the next news. On to.
The next news, y'all. All right, the horizon.
Series voice actor is worried about game performance as an art
form after AIA Lloyd video surfaced I I.
AM. Also concerned about that as
well yeah, that's just that's a that's a big concern because I
think they're trying to be sneaky about this shit yeah.

(51:42):
They're. Slowly going to be.
Very sneaky about it when they're trying to work on.
Laws against that. That's why they're going to.
Try to go on strike. Again, Yeah, there there was a
strike. About that, right, Yeah, but
they didn't get what they wantedas.
Far as the rules they need for the AI stuff, yeah, well, hold
on, there was a strike. For the actors, right?
Actors and writers, but. Two different strikes.
What about voice actors? Was that a?

(52:03):
Different strike too. I think that counts as an actor.
No, I don't. I don't think that they were.
I don't think that they were thesame though.
I don't think that they were I Ithink it's a different movement
though, different union. Yeah, yeah.
Well, I. Would clump up together with.
Actors that's that's technicallyacting, but I don't.
Think that that. Was I think both things were
settled. I'm going to look it up later.
I was like, go ahead, you get writers and actors.

(52:24):
So Ashley? Birch, The Voice.
Actor behind Aloy and Horizon 0 Dawn.
Damn the voice, you hit that. That gravel?
I get you. Do you want another shot?
No, I'm good. You sure She's the voice?
Actress behind sorry. Behind a Lloyd.
She took to social media to express her concern over the

(52:45):
future game and performance as an art form after the emergence
of the video showing the character talking with the AI
voice of her voice. So let me see.
It runs down and they pissed this fuck.
Yeah, I I need to, I need to reach out and get her on the
podcast. Well, the reason they.
Want they want. To get paid, obviously if you
use that voice, regardless if it's AI form or not, yeah, they

(53:06):
should get some type of compensation they should get
compensation if. Someone uses AAI sample of her
voice, she should get paid period and very.
Robotic, it sounds. We have to pay our robotic.
It sounds it sounds like hers you should get.
The money, but it's crazy. Like how much they're trying to
cut costs. Like yeah bro.
You leave it to some companies. Man, they'll they'll tell you
and it's slowly taking talent and getting rid of talent

(53:30):
that's. That's fucking terrifying.
To me, that's the scary part about it, no?
Jobs are safe. Man, yeah, it's just like, it's
just all going to be AI. But the outrage was.
People saw this as the test was like, oh, I'm worried now.
But your phone, if you don't know, already has voice.
It has voice that can speak backto you.
It's already in everyone's phone.

(53:51):
You can have a conversation withyour phone.
So this is a new technology, butpeople are like, oh, it's a
let's listen. It wasn't it wasn't what out for
people to see, right? This is what they're testing.
So people are getting outraged about something that wasn't even
released. We're all beta testers, man.
Well, I was testing all this shit.
This was not supposed to be out and people.
Are going crazy because they hacked into something and took

(54:14):
it so they like they bought it out and said here you go this is
what's going to happen. We're going to use this and this
is what it's going to be from now on.
Then you can be outraged. But if people are just like, I'm
going to steal this out of your server and then get mad because
you didn't show us like come on.Well, there's some things.
There's some. Things where it's like these,
these scumbags move in silence and they're like they're

(54:34):
planning shit. You could, if you can't see the
writing on the wall with a lot of this AI shit, then it's just
like, I don't, I'm, I'm cool with with how she reacted to it
because it's like there, there is something going on when it
comes to art and, and, and actual art, actual acting
voices. There's, there's stuff that is
going on behind the scenes of trying to be sleazy about it and

(54:57):
use shit without paying the people whose voice or artwork it
is. And it's happening.
And, and that shit needs to be stopped before shit gets out of
control. Because once it's too late, you
can't do anything, can't go back.
You can't go back. Also, even though it didn't.
They didn't release that. It's like now people like if
you, even if it wasn't a thought, people know that now
people know that they can't. They could do it.

(55:19):
And now they so and I'm cool with them knowing because I know
what they're fucking planning, right?
I know what they're planning. But Google, Google's been
working on this. For 10 years already, yeah.
But they showed it off like we know it's, it's exists.
This is Sony saying, oh, we're doing something behind your
back. Yeah, this is just using
technology that's already on your phone.
That's what I'm saying. But the outrage is the Internet
has to outrage. They have to rage about
something. I mean like we found I honestly.

(55:41):
Think it's the right thing to rage about?
Because But that's good. Listen, all right?
That you're honest, Yes, there'sgood ways and bad ways.
He's AI. I'm sure you've heard the good
ways and heard the bad ways. Everyone focuses on the bad ways
because we have to find ways to stop it.
Just like any new technology, there has to be laws and stuff
poured out, regulation. Yeah, they have to regulate
what? The new technology is so that's
part of the rage. But there are ways like, yeah,

(56:03):
this voice, they. I could be used to let my voice
be like it was so. That's a, that's a, that's a
positive. Yeah.
Who can't talk? They can.
Help them out. Do the thing that.
Do the thing that Cain used to do when he was like talking I.
Can be less annoying. A tracheotomy You.

(56:28):
Guys. Have to read this for me, but
yes, I can see how that can help.
I can see how people always saying oh, they're they're
enslaving these people doing ourwork and keep people months and
months after late nights, late nights all night, No, no sleep
keeping like like what we can GTA.
They got people working. Oh yeah, I was upon.

(56:49):
Hours upon hours. And they're like, oh, we need to
lower the work rate. So if we could say, all right,
I'm not going to make 1000 bushes, Yeah, but they look
exactly the. Same, but then they'll.
Just get rid of the job. See that's see, that's, that's
that's my argument. I get it.
I get what you're saying. The redundancy.
The redundancy. Of doing something like that
that can make you go crazy and kill people yeah, you could say

(57:12):
I want to do that so I can work on something else like I well.
I. Mean but.
The. Thing is that that I'm losing.
A job sorry to cut. Everybody off, but it's like.
The thing is, the problem with that is that people are in
charge of AI, right? And I don't trust people because
people, people are scumbags and they're money hungry dirt bags.
And if they don't want to pay actors and they want to change
them into fucking AI, they will do that.

(57:33):
And they're trying to slowly, even though they're trying to
make laws and stuff like that, they're gonna be fighting this
for a long fucking time. I'm telling you right now for
sure, they're going to be fighting for a long time that
they're trying to be sneaky. They were sneaky with the arcane
poster. They try to make it AI generated
when you have hard working artists that are like, no,
that's my shit. But my what?
I thought they took it from a person.
Who did that? From something else and he took

(57:55):
it from a page I'm not sure but no there.
Was, I know there was as soon asthey tried AIA, bunch of people
were like they shut that shit down immediately.
So it's like the same thing is going to go on with voice
acting. The same thing is going to go on
with acting and art, actual drawings, art in general.
I go on and look up art all the time, but I look for actual art,
not AI generated nonsense that Idon't want to see that I want to

(58:17):
see actual artists. And this is going to be a
problem for a very long fucking time, even with music too.
Like the music industry is having problems with AI.
Like people are taking copy written music and telling AI to
change it up slightly enough. Yeah.
So it's its own thing. Yep.
But it's a basically you're stealing.
Yeah, it's it's not. And then uploading it and
getting the the money for it. It's the artist isn't getting

(58:39):
shit. And don't get me wrong, AI could
be used for this use already forso many great things, right?
So many amazing things. You know, that could be, you
know, I don't want to keep drawing the same fucking Bush
over. That would be great.
But but I do not trust humans who are in charge.
Oh, yeah, because they want to make a quick buck by not paying
that actor. It's so busted their ass.
And they're like, no, we want it.

(59:00):
We got a little freaking sample of your voice now we could
change it to what we fucking want now.
Yeah, fuck you and what you've worked for.
We now got you. It's only as good.
Give me the money. It's only as good as the people
using it. So if you use it as a tool and
it's I don't it's not the AII. Don't trust the fucking people.
Oh just wait till the AI. Gets self aware, then it's a

(59:20):
wrap for all of us. Yeah, we're all done.
We're all sent to you. And then Skynet's real.
We're about to be enslaved by Skynet and then we already.
Are and then the PS6. Transforms into a fucking robot
and offs us because the PS5 looks like a goddamn robot and.
Your only defense is going. To be an Xbox.
Because it looks like a bazooka.What I'm saying is your phone's

(59:43):
already. Introducing it to you.
Yeah, the right way. And now?
They're going to fucking humans are going to ruin it for us.
We're already slaves to technology.
As you already, yeah, yeah. I mean this is the way where.
Where it slowly just unconscious.
I wasn't kidding when I said. We're beta testers, dude.
We're all being programmed. We all are.
Yeah, just every one of us. Just pay the people.
That's always pay the people paythe.

(01:00:04):
People that did. The work pay the people pretty
much that did the work. If you got a sample their voice,
pay them. Yeah, pay them for the sample.
Yeah, scumbag. Do a different language.
Whatever, Just alright and a different language.
OK, that's I get that though. Well, that's still that's.
That's still getting rid of jobsthough 'cause there's
translators, it's still my voiceif they.
Take my voice, people. Watch your voice, actually.
Like surprised. Like what was it?

(01:00:27):
Crunchyroll, there's a big issuewith that.
Like people that translate like they're actual jobs.
People translating for, you know, Japanese to English and
different and other different languages don't need them now.
And yeah, you don't need them now.
Need them now. There's jobs that there are.
Voice Fact Check there are. Fact Check there are other like.
Yeah, but you have made voice actors from like Spain from they
still got a Fact Check it but you'll.

(01:00:48):
Have one person Fact Check it instead of a freaking team of
people doing it. So it's, it's no matter how you
slide, how, how you look at it, it's going to get rid of jobs.
Something. Else they could do ice.
Yo. Wow, he.
Sticks. Wow, yo, he said they could do
something else. Yeah, yeah, that's heel sticks,

(01:01:08):
yo, that's heel heel sticks. Why will the fuck fix with heel
They'll. Get fired, they'll be alright.
How am I going to pay rent? You'll be alright.
You'll be alright. You'll do something else.
You mean that new? John Cena Town.
Damn yo, he's. Heel Sticks is on the podcast.

(01:01:31):
Y'all that what I meant. Sticks with pivot and learn with
the technology yo learn the code.
Sticks you with a heel. Man, that's the T-shirt, you
T-shirt. You will heel.
Heel sticks it. Happens with all technology.
What? Do you want me to do heel
sticks? Now it does happen with all.
Technology. How many magazine printers?
People did that when the I mean the printing press.

(01:01:52):
I said wow. You got to do.
You got to do. Like coloring on the computer,
not on a dot print matrix. Like yeah, you got to learn it
in a different way. It just kicked out my future.
But but those people still have the knowledge to do the
coloring. Like it's just a different way
of doing it so I'm OK. With it, if you use it as a

(01:02:15):
tool, but like, like Sally said,it's the people that do it
that's the problem. And I hate people.
It's like guns, right? Guns are dangerous.
But then there's people that hunt and.
And they do, they use it responsibly.
But then there's crazy people. Hey, that we use a knife for
cutting fruit before we cook, right.
But we can also stab people withthe knife.
Yeah. You know, so I don't trust
people. It's the people.
People. Agreed.

(01:02:35):
People say yeah, they introduce fire.
To help everything exciting to cook things.
But that would light my focus onfire.
Yeah, yes. But do we?
Turn the stove on and burn our houses down every time we learn
how to do it, Yes. So that's the thing.
Somebody's going to be an arsonist.
Somebody's going to be a cook. And people and people are
greedy. And people don't want to pay
people. Yeah, it's an easy you make

(01:02:55):
stuff the more. Like the more people are going
to use a dead ass put it down. Now this is a podcast time
writing it down. AI this AI.
That's it. Actually, no, I have, I have.
We'll talk about. After AI do the podcast.
I do the podcast. Well AI do the podcast.
Let's see how. Many more viewers we get.
Yeah, let's see how many. Yeah, God.

(01:03:16):
JJ Oh man, I'll call them JPOD 2.
The mulatto werewolf. Mulatto were I wish I had a
werewolf sound. Effect, man, damn it.
I can't. I can't.

(01:03:36):
Do that I. Can't do.
I can't do that. Like I said, sorry.
This is the closest I just like I love you. 23rd Stallion.
That's the closest I got. Oh, there's no brinks.
That's the closest sound effect.I've got man, but yes.
Hopefully they figure this. Out the AI, the heel sticks, bro
heel sticks. Heel.
Sticks. Is the man that's AT shirt,

(01:03:57):
that's AT shirt. Heel sticks.
All right, we got, we got one more, one more.
News article to. To discuss Wild and that news
article is right here. Let's do it.
Hazelite. Studios has already started work
on his next game, My Man's I love this dude.
Man yes bro, I. Hit him up again today.

(01:04:18):
By the way, all gas, no breaks. Joseph Ferris.
Yeah, I hit him up. I hit him up all the time.
Just fun. Shout out to Joseph.
It's OK. I know you're busy, but you
gonna be on the pocket. I just put this.
News on here 'cause I want to talk about the studio and giving
them flowers because this game amazing because of this game,
the fiction. Is amazing holy.
Shit, I needed a reason to tell you guys again.

(01:04:39):
Yeah. That's the only reason this.
News is here. We didn't.
Well, we didn't get to show the.Footage, the gameplay footage,
yeah, we have the issue, but yeah, this game is freaking
masterpiece. I'm I can't even put it into
words like describe it because it's so, so many different
genres mashed up into one nonstop just from start to
finish. Is it better than it takes?

(01:05:02):
Two, it's a great game. No.
Is it? Better which one's?
Better. Wow.
Yeah, slightly. Slightly better, I say.
I give it. It gets a curve.
Yeah, we played. No way out so.
Wow, and we never played. No way out.
No way it's a good one. No way it's good a way out.
A way out it's. A way out.
It's a way out, really. Yeah, they said.
The way out, No Way Out is a movie.
It's a movie, right? And it's a WWE.

(01:05:24):
Pay-per-view. There you go.
Oh my God, this game, it's. Making me stop.
But yes, this they're. Working on the next game.
Wow. Which is crazy.
I wonder. What it is the?
Ideas these guys have? That they can just jump to
another game because they did that right after the creativity
is crazy. It takes the last.
Game watch it be about AI. This is Kyle.
This is this. One, I mean, yeah, it's.

(01:05:45):
Kind of close. The next one is going to be.
Damn, it's like, yo what? Did we think?
About that yo. He.
Fires everybody, yo. Bizarre.
Let him know on Twitter man, I need some people harassing but
like yo, you got to be on that level 8 for some podcast man.
Oh, here are we, up and coming. We got to talk about.
Say fuck, yay, say it again. That's how we're going to start
the podcast. We're on the rise, bro.

(01:06:05):
We're. On the rise.
Come through. Come see.
Come see us. Let me see if I can find that.
Yeah. They say he's extremely.
Happy every time the game is done, the second they get
working on the next one, that's what they do.
Wow, that's what they do. I'm envious to him and to.
To work on something that you love and they're passionate
about and you see pennies to everyone and it.
Comes out the way. You want it to.
This guy's the best. He's the best.

(01:06:26):
He's the best. I can just see Jeff Keeley's
face. He's comfortable.
He's like, fine for this. He's about to say some shit.
Well, he puts him on all the time now.
Yeah, yeah. And he just busts out that word.
He's like, I'll just pay the. Fine.
This, this man needs to be protected at all costs.
He's good for gaming, he said atthe Oscars, right?
Huh, He said at the Oscars, before he won any awards.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like forget.

(01:06:47):
The awards. So he's very.
Outspoken and passionate. I love it.
I love it. That's right at my house.
Those those are the people that.Are you know are on our podcast
he. Doesn't give a shit.
Yeah, just did he name the? Those are the creators of the
future, The Bold and his two daughters named.
Named the characters in his game, his two daughters, I
think. Yeah, after his.
Oh yeah, that's. Right, that's.
Amazing. Yeah, he's living.

(01:07:07):
A dream, right? Now that's awesome.
I'd love to see it man. He deserves it.
I trust any project that he's working on, man, So I'm I can't
wait to, you know, guarantee. I don't know how long it'll be.
I guarantee it'll be split screen.
Of course it'll be Co-op, and I like Co-op and split screen and
I love, I love that he said It takes.
Two launched in March 2021 and it reached its peak the amount

(01:07:28):
of players at 71,000 three months ago.
Damn, just three. Months.
Ago that was the highest what? And then they said.
Since the split fiction. Did three times that already.
Damn. It's only been out.
For two weeks, yeah. And this will most this will.
Definitely at least get nominated for game of the year

(01:07:49):
and all these games you have. To play two players, 2 can't
play at once. Yeah, two have to be.
But yo, it's. Supposed to.
Be one person you have to. Have a friend?
Yeah. If it sticks, we were going to
we. Were going to just be like,
we'll just play for like 2 hoursor whatever.
We end up playing five hours. Yeah, y'all want that five
hours? Damn.
It's great, Yeah. No, you don't feel the Yeah.
Yeah. I said, well, no eating.
When we got to the end, we were.Like all right, we're going to

(01:08:11):
call it a night finish the next Yo, I was like I was like, I
have to play this. It's it's I was thinking of this
today might be a little far fetched, but like you know how
like his games have different games in them.
Yes, I was thinking like this islike a modern day and this is a
bit of a reach. All right, but you might know

(01:08:31):
what I'm saying like a modern day battletoads.
You see how Battletoads has likedifferent gameplay different.
Gameplay. On that, on that level, not in
terms of like, you know, like you have the the bikes.
It's a different game. It's not one focus.
Ex Yeah, it's a different like. Even a new one, you had the
bikes, you had the you know, every chapter had different
things, 3 three different mechanics and they just throws,

(01:08:53):
they had side things. Yes, that were not even anything
in the game. Yeah, yeah, that's what it's
incredible. They had side missions in the.
Game that are optional you don'teven have to do.
There's no way you want to skip.These and it also it also.
Makes me think back to when me and Chalk were on the Panzer
Dragoon podcast, right and we were talking about how to make a

(01:09:13):
new Panzer or just to bring backout Panzer Saga.
You want to put all three together and we.
Put I was like. Make it Panzer Saga, but like
the psy quest be done like Part 1 and 2.
Yep, you know, like play differently.
You said that too. You know what I'm saying?
So I was like, so I think like what he's doing is like, you
might be starting like a trend where it can't just be one genre
now. You know, like you put multiple

(01:09:33):
types of things rather than justmini games that a lot of RPG's
do. Like do something like for
example, I was talking about Aiden Chronicles the other day
and you know, it's RPG and you have these like little big
battles, army battles that play differently, right?
But I said I can't play like a strategy RPG, you know what I'm
saying? Like like, like something little
things in there. It doesn't have to be forever,
you know, maybe an hour of it orwhatever another.

(01:09:54):
Engine. Yeah, yeah, it's.
Hard to do, but apparently. This these dudes fuck kill.
I mean, I would trust them to dothat.
Yeah, these guys are fuck killing it.
So like, what do you know people?
People are asking like, since this is doing so well, like how
come we don't see copycat games?Because you can't copy, genius.
No, yeah, no, you can't copy. This man can't copy genius
because. Even if you try to.
To pull it off, it's like I don't even know if anything you

(01:10:15):
could you could kind of copy a similar concept, the execution.
No, it would not be no, you can't do the execution.
But like what I was just talkingabout, you can kind of do, oh,
you've got a little, you know, different game elements inside.
I mean that you normally don't. I understand what they're
saying. But we, we do.
Mario came out there. Like, how many more Marios can
we make? Right, right.
More. They were never as good as

(01:10:35):
Mario. But we were most of those games
were not as good as Mario, but just sometimes you get lucky
some of the some of the side. Things that not even the side
commissions but some of the mechanics and stuff they could
have been if if somebody ripped off yeah if somebody ripped off
that and made a whole game out of just that it would be like
the best game yeah no everythingeverything 5 minutes yeah the.

(01:10:55):
Entire game engine yes that's different than your yes and it
controls flawless yes and. And it gives you the.
Tension where you're just like what?
You know what could do that whole time, man?
You know what could do that? A new Matrix game could do that.
Yeah, yeah, a new. Matrix game could do that.
What should be matrix is workingon?
That would be sick, man. No, but I honestly, after after
finishing split fiction, I'm like, I don't know how this how

(01:11:18):
they gonna top. We always say.
How are they gonna top? This.
But they they they surprised, they're so fucking surprised.
They're so holy shit, man, that's a beautiful and it's
it's. Mind blowing.
You guys gotta play it, man. And they say it takes like.
Five years to copy what's hot. Yeah.
And like the other game, they the the game they had
beforehand, like one game of theyear.
So at that point they're like one of these companies saying,

(01:11:39):
OK, we're gonna try and make a game like that because that got
game of the year. Still nothing.
If they still nothing. If they do another game of the
year with split fiction, if it gets game of the year, I'd be
like what? They ask them yo, they said.
Do you think this is? Gonna get Game of the year, he
said. Oh, I don't know.
It'll be great if it does. It's my game of the.
Year so far deserved. Oh yeah, it's well fucked.
It's my personal game of the year so I mean, I don't know if

(01:12:01):
it could be Ninja Gaiden Rage Bound.
Wow, what? What?
Wow, so yo this. Is the argument.
And then I'll. Move on.
Yeah, the argument is, OK, we'lljust get game of the year.
Grand Theft comes out this year.That's the argument.
That's the argument. Yeah.
Also, it came out. It came.
Out and yeah, if it comes out this.
Year it's gonna be doesn't it came out and it came out in.
February, which? Also another game got snubbed in

(01:12:23):
February. Horizon, yeah.
You heard it here first, Grand. Theft's getting delayed if GTA
doesn't come. Out they say this is gonna win
game of the year. No problem.
I I believe it. But I wouldn't be surprised.
But I. Mean there's other games too.
Honestly, game. Game play wise, yeah, if this
doesn't win game of the year even over Grand Theft, it'll be
hard to move if if if Grand Theft comes.
Out and it wins over Grand TheftI'll I'll stand up I will stand

(01:12:46):
up and I'll just I mean that's athat's an accomplishment yeah
that is a tall freaking that is almost Mission Impossible
because I mean Grand Theft has been in production for 10 years
if if Grand Theft is. Not game of the year do Co-op
games but but if this gets it that'll be crazy.
Do Co-op games. Traditionally win Game of the
year ever this Co-op game. What?

(01:13:07):
What do you mean? Ever.
I mean ever. Like when is it?
It takes two one game of the. Year besides that.
Though besides that game, how often does it really?
No, it's usually like a. Like a first person game.
It's usually a single player open world Aldebrae, it's
usually Sakiro, whatever. Like they usually.
Yeah, but the fact that it that it takes 2, which is a game that
they develop haze light, one game of the year, that gives me

(01:13:30):
hope. It's on the radar gives me.
Hope it it will. Be not, at the least.
It's nominated, Yeah. No, it's very least.
It's definitely getting, and it will in other categories too.
Oh no, they'll get their awards.Yeah, they'll get their.
They might not get Game Awards award right, but they will get
awards there. No, they're going to get
flowers, man. They.
Will get 200 awards. Everywhere knowing how dumb
their categories. Are they'll get strategy RPG of

(01:13:51):
the year? Yes they will.
Yes, they will, and. Sports.
Yes. Yep, and sports.
Oh yeah, yeah, cuz there's they will.
Garbage man. But yeah, let's move on.
So, yeah, that concludes all thenews, man.
That's it. Yeah, man.
The other news? Yeah, yeah, I got to.
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Yeah. Oh yeah, I'll talk about Mike.
Beezy again? Dang, one day she looked at me.
That was. It too easy.
I saw. This girl, she.
Looked at me, ended the video. I looked at her.
And then that was it. Then that was it.
I was walking down the street. We caught eyes and I went to

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Like what? And then I was thinking some
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We'll take a chapter each. We'll do a chapter each.
Speaking of chapters, listen. We're about to get into a
chapter right now. The main topic?
Terrible twos, Sequels that failed their predecessors.
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Thing listen I guess. Sorry about.

(01:18:55):
My voice audio listener. This is the first time listening
podcast. My voice gets better Hopefully.
Hopefully otherwise. You won't hear me next week.
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Fine yo, that'd be AI would be great for that.
Live subtitles. Good, good.
Live scribe. Yep, you can do that, Yeah, but
yeah, so let's get to it. So what's some terrible twos?

(01:19:17):
Y'all got terrible twos or just.Terrible sequels.
I mean, I'm gonna start with twos y'all can do.
Sequels if you want. All right, I could start if you
want. Go for it.
It's not a. Two, but it's a 3.
Like damn man shut down technically.

(01:19:38):
When you read the title, when you read yeah, it sounds like
it's just a secret. I got two.
I'm pretty. Sure, Turbo will agree.
With this one Fantasy *3 yeah. Fantasy star. 3 was definitely
one of the biggest let downs. Step back.
It was it was it was step. Back and I think there was a lot
of potential second one on Genesis though, so.
That's the two. No, it's a fantasy 3.

(01:20:00):
So you want to make it work? No, it's not.
No, don't worry about it. Doesn't say 2's up there.
Read the retitle there. It does say terrible.
Listen, listen, listen to Heal J, he said.
Doesn't say 2, it says the. Word 2, not the number.
Look. Exactly.
Look at this. What the hell is that?
This is like APC game that's. The enemy, and that's how he.
Dies. He goes straight down, doesn't
fucking pitch you off. Wow, he should have just

(01:20:21):
vanished. He should have still vanished.
They had so many good concepts. In this game there was a lot of
good concepts and then they justfailed the battles.
This seems like that lazy. Don't see your characters right?
You don't see your characters? Ohh no the music.
Wasn't as good as two. Set the bar so fucking high for
music in a game that when you went to this, you're like, all

(01:20:42):
right, it's it was boring soundtrack.
It was a very boring sound. It wasn't bad, but it was
boring. It wasn't that great.
It was very. Lazy wasn't that great.
This the. Structure of.
It was big, The thoughts that you can do, you can get married.
Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was.
Yeah, look at that was cool. What the hell?
Is the marriage mechanic. The marriage mechanic was cool.
Yeah, even though I hate marriage, but I like.

(01:21:04):
I'm not a fan of marriage. But it was cool in the game.
What's the story? What's the story?
Of these kids at the beginning. When they when they were talking
about the story at the beginning, like in the intro, I
liked it. I liked that story.
OK. And then like there was things
going on which the story wasn't bad.
I'm not gonna say the story was bad, but it was.
It was back. Dark Force.
Came in there and Leia and Arachio was disappointing.

(01:21:26):
Compared to two it 2 was it fromfrom one from the the Sega Massa
system, which was amazing. Two set the bar fucking high in
every way possible. And then that shit was like, oh,
the reason the highest three said I don't really have
anything left, so let's just throw this out there.
And yeah, we don't have to show the characters when they attack
anymore. And you know, if someone, if
someone has a big axe, they're about to attack you with it,
they're gonna shake their pinky.What the fuck you, what are you

(01:21:48):
doing? Did you ever look into like why
that, that was like I watched some fan star videos about it
and they, I forgot what they said about it.
I was just so mad when they brought it up.
I would think it would be like atime constraint.
Like they, they probably only had like 3 months or some.
I think it was more of a like they wanted to you know, they
they wanted to piggyback off of the success off of fan star too,

(01:22:11):
you know, cash grab, cash grab and they and the execution just
wasn't there. And I was very, very
disappointed with that. I'm so happy for was amazing.
Are you fighting in a town? That's awful.
Well, it was a. It's a bad.
Background for You're inside of a castle and that's the that's
what you're gonna get. That's how dark it is.
It was. Like I said, the concept.

(01:22:32):
Was fine yeah, yeah, the execution's bullshit.
What the hell It was bullshit. These enemies are getting me mad
No, try playing the whole game. The shit is bad.
I see the guy attacks he. Flexes packs.
Is he in a? Barrel.
What the fuck is that? His waste?
His torso, like under? Yeah, yeah, but what is that?
He blinked his eye. That was his fucking attack.
Fucking God. Oh my God.
Yeah. Zanzan.

(01:22:52):
Just said I'm still not sure about the sequel to Level 856.
Chabby Roast. Yeah.
That's great. What up?
Hove. Y'all need to calm down over
there. Chad, relax.
Over there, ho. Never.
I'm trying to get the Daisy. Lap.
Never, Never. I'm gonna go.

(01:23:15):
Never do that. Never do.
That again, never do that. Again.
Please, please, why do you laughlike Elmer Fudd?
'Cause he is. 'Cause he is Elmer.
Fudd, that was not even. Alright, sticks please.
Just just go before he keeps talking.
Yeah, I'm gonna get some. ITunes.
Here, I'm gonna start off with one we talked about not too long

(01:23:37):
ago, and I'm sure you're going to have trouble with this one.
Castlemania 2, man. Oh, that was going to.
Be I. Almost put that on my list,
motherfuckers. Wow.
Sorry, I didn't. Put it on because.
I knew it was on someone's. It's the lowest.
I almost put it on. It's the.
Lowest end of the. Castlevania.
Yeah. That's not true, you know.
What you want to say it's similar to face .3.
Like the the the. The idea was there, the

(01:23:58):
execution was not. No, it was not there.
Especially when you compare it to.
Every other Castlevania it was not.
It's better than one. No, it's not.
You know what? No.
I can't even agree that. To be honest, no, I can't.
I can't. No, no.
It should have been better than one.
It should have been better than one.
It's better than one. It should have been not better.
Wow. No, yeah.
Remade, yeah. Remade will be fucking dope.

(01:24:19):
Yeah, I was so confused. Yeah, it's just like so
confused. Given more time in the oven.
Play it today. And it's play it today and it's.
Simon Bellman, It's the best costume you had.
I love that costume. That costume's the shit, The red
and the black. I just didn't know what the hell
was go I'm supposed to do. What's happening?
What's going happening in this? It was badly translated.
It was just, I don't know, a lotof mistakes.

(01:24:39):
With that game, yeah, play it. Today.
No. No.
Remake it today. Yeah, exactly.
They get better today. And I wanted to like it too.
I wanted to like this game so much.
Yeah, yeah, just get the white. Crystal, get out of here.
Fuck are you? Saying the white crystal.
Opens the game up, no Oh. Dear, turn the game off.
No, that's a good one. That's a.

(01:25:00):
That's a. Disappointing.
Yeah, I had to get out the way. I'm just.
Looking at this. This one I'm going to.
Get this one out because better than this one this is.
Disappointing. Fiss and No star Kane's rage two
Yeah, yeah. That's that.
That was disappointing. It's messed up too, because it
had. A way bigger cast than the first
one. They put everybody from the

(01:25:21):
freaking second season in there.They who is his name?
Falco, you know they had cowl. How is it different than the
first one? They had they took away combat.
Shit. What, like cool combat?
You couldn't jump anymore? Yeah.
They took away the jump. Like it just felt different for
some runner. It was just not like Part 1 was
really that that feel they should have made that one like
Got. In they had what they call they

(01:25:42):
had. Signature moves.
They had hyper signature moves. If you like, get a special gauge
up. They took that away.
They took that away. You just get the regular stock
signature moves. They watered down the really big
deal hyper like that right there.
That is a hyper signature move from the first game, right?
And the second game they just give it to you as a regular.
You know, it's not as it's it's not as powerful, it's not as

(01:26:04):
cinematic as it was to make and show faster.
His hits didn't have the same weight that they had and the
game isn't bad. It's just not as good as the
It's not a bad game. It's.
Just a We didn't even finish thegame.
We played once or twice and I was like, it doesn't have that
same feel. And it's disappointing because,
you know, we love Fist No Star. No, I finished the whole story
mode. I did and the dream mode was.

(01:26:25):
Was it a chore? It was.
It was just not. As fun, the combat wasn't as fun
as the first game. Yeah, both of them.
I have both. Of them hey man, just.
Just do with like Lost Paradise and get it over with.
Lost Paradise is is is. It's got to be worth something
though, that. Combat is crazy.
How do you have this game it's got?
To be worth. Something How many people?
Have this game, I don't know, 10. 10 fucking people have this

(01:26:48):
game, it's got to be hard to find and I forgot.
The. What was it?
The Meridian sphere thing? The upgrade system.
And the first one was great. The one, the second one, yeah,
with the scrolls. I hated the scroll system and I
hated how you had to level up attack.
You keep attacking, level up attack.

(01:27:09):
Oh, you get defense if you keep getting hit.
So it was just like, no, they did that.
In Final Fantasy 2. Like, oh, that's if different
total game, RPG, whatever, but it's I don't like that level up
type of system. Like, OK, I get more HP if I
keep getting hit and more attackif I keep attacking and I keep
using magic. And, you know, I like
experience. You know, I just, yeah, one had

(01:27:29):
a, one had. A nice, nice system.
Twos were off Yeah. What you.
Gonna talk play black boat. Do I have?
I didn't play it myself, but I heard terrible things about it.
Devil May cry too. Oh.
You're right. Yeah.
Yeah. I never played it either, but I
think it's on my list. It's on my list.

(01:27:51):
And I'm glad you said it, because now I get to talk about
it because I heard they turned. Dante like no dude, he did a.
Complete one. 80. From who he was, man dude.
The game was. Slow as hell.
You know what? Damn, I love the outfit here.
Just like Simon fucking Simon's quest fucking Part 2.
Like I like the outfit, but the game just wasn't dude.

(01:28:12):
It was slow as all hell. It was.
The difficulty was gone and. I'm I'm putting up the.
Remaster. It was stupid easy.
Did they? Fix the did they?
Fix it Cakewalk. This is the.
Remaster look. Barely any enemies.
Slow. It was like, it was like.
Sluggish like it really was a step down from the devil.
May Christ Tomb Raider look at this one enemy may cry light.

(01:28:34):
Mystic. Quest.
Mystic Quest. Version of.
That will make this fighting onedude.
Now this is that's one dude. That's crazy.
It's tough. Man, it's fighting one dude.
They had a. Cinema.
For that death, by the way, thisis bad.
Yeah, that's crazy. It's like.
Survival horror, but the the badguys are trying to survive you.
I couldn't. I never how.
Far did you get in this stylistics I beat that was the

(01:28:56):
philosophy you did I. Beat this game I.
Couldn't even get some trash. I beat this.
Game my foot, I don't even know how you did.
That when your foot I didn't. Want to I didn't beat.
I beat the last. Guy with my.
Feet. That's crazy.
That's how bored I was. I know this game was and he's
not even joking. No, no, no, he's not even
joking. Dead serious.
Legit I. Can't.
I can't even. Believe you went through that
'cause I was like, Nah, let's get fuck this game.
I was like this is mad. Easy, you know, Kudos.

(01:29:18):
Kudos to to to Capcom for for still being successful with the
ultimate cry after after a fight.
Yeah, 'cause this could have this.
Could have ended it, could have fucked up every.
Really could because they they when they after this.
What's crazy is they they they brought the the bar so low that
3 came out and it was like 3 wasawesome.
It's up there like one of my favorites.
Yeah, 33 is up very good. Yeah, but damn, it sucks. 3 is

(01:29:42):
awesome. They dark.
Souls tooted. Damn.
What? Happened.
All right. So since you use one of mine
which is actually good because Iwanted to get that.
Out the way. We're being efficient.
Tetris 2, yeah. Yeah.
Doesn't exist, not. Good, it's.
A fake ass. Tetris not.
Good. Not good, is it?

(01:30:03):
Not bomb trust. No, that's a.
Game Boy Game Boy was a Tetris 2bomb bliss, but for NES this
was. Isn't it the same?
Shit no man, look at this the. Pieces.
The pieces are broken. They tried to I just wow.
It's not. Bad.
But it's just for for a Tetris lover like me, it's like, Nah,

(01:30:25):
look like Tetris plumber. 'S edition.
It's like Doctor. Mario.
Plumber's Edition. It's like a Doctor Mario version
of AII. Really.
Never. I could never.
And I don't like Doctor Mario like that.
I can't stand why this. Looks, though I don't, yeah.
I did not like. This.
I like that. I didn't like it even.
The music in this game was bad. This looks bad.

(01:30:47):
Look at the background, it was bad.
It was. Aztec Designs.
What is? That I don't.
I don't. Even remember I blocked this
game out of my memory. Those are those are Pokémon.
Those are dead pigeons, those. Are Pokémon man stop?
It this was. Bad this looks like.
Shit, if I ever got bad, bad game, bad game, no, moving on.
I don't want to talk about. He's all upset.

(01:31:07):
Am I up to look at this shit anymore?
Am I up again? Yes, Sir.
Shit, all right, well, I got. Shit, I.
Got. Another non 2.
It's a just a little a little controversial Streets of Rage
three. Yeah, bro.
Yeah, it's bad, not controversial.
Yeah, that's Yeah, I. Disagree.

(01:31:29):
The fighting. Is good the step back.
Fighting might. Be the best in the series.
Fighting is. Fighting was, yeah.
Step in the right direction. Surprisingly, what the music
was. Music was.
Also the it's the music and the direction of what the fuck was
going on in this story was the last boss.
I don't know what it was just forced.
It felt like a bad RoboCop and and the crazy thing is they had

(01:31:50):
some cool concepts in here. Yeah, like, like I enjoyed the
game because the combat, bowling, the combat.
Was really. Good.
The combat was like, really fucking good.
What's up with his feet? Who?
He's a robot. Oh, he's a robot.
Yeah. He's.
I never played this song. Doctor Zahn.
He's a terrible character. It's Jay's.
Favorite. Character and he's got a FU man

(01:32:11):
true, but I was just I was just disappointed.
That's Jay in the future. A.
White a white. Fu Manchu, I can't go that.
Dear Jason and. Jay in the future.
Get someone photoshopped that shit I'm doing that I want to

(01:32:32):
see. That that's a.
Good one, Chuck. I'm I'm doing that.
Old. Asian.
Robot. I can see.
It now it sticks his final. Form yo, I don't know why I can
see it. I don't know why it really is
he. Has got a tall and.
Lanky, yo, it's, it's fucking. With me right now moving on, you
can't. Unsee.
It now, man. Sorry guy, you can't see.

(01:32:54):
It you can't Unsee. It heel sticks the Cyborg.
But yeah, yeah, the the. Combat controversial Pick yo.
Combat was. Solid as fuck, best in the
series music. Complete garbage my.
Music combat was. Better than shoots to reach 4,
not 4 though. No 4/4.
Is 4 is to go. 4 is, 4 is to. Go 4 is probably the best.
Beat him up I've ever played. Why did it get took 20?

(01:33:14):
Five years to come out with the next one.
I 'cause they were like. 'Cause they told Yuzo Koshiro,
can you stop doing shrooms and doing this music?
I was like, no, he said, Nah, this shit is good.
He's like, yeah. He let AI.
He let AI. Exactly.
AI fuck with his shit. Yeah, that's good.
He fuck with AIAI? Is gonna make my music and that
shit came out like perch my whatthe fuck is that you know AI

(01:33:36):
will put sticks his face on please please please, but I was
I was disappointed even though Ido like streets of age 3.
I was disappointed with the sequel cause from 1:00 to 2:00,
yeah phenomenal. 2:00 to 3:00 not so much.
Because the music was trashed and the direction of the story
wasn't as good as the other ones.
It was so much different than the.

(01:33:57):
Japanese version too, which was odd.
It was odd by itself. Was that the one the dude
popped? Out in the everything was
different. Yeah, I'm glad.
That didn't make it to the. US, by the way, Kangaroo, that
one too, right the. Kangaroo wasn't.
Three, he was in three, but I'm glad they they didn't.
OK, the dude, the first boss, the dude with the boat with the
leggings from around, a lot of different yeah.
That that didn't come out in theUS and that that shouldn't come

(01:34:17):
out in in any country. That was terrible.
That's a terrible character. My man came out.
He looked like he came out like this with high leggings.
Like the fuck? Is this guy?
Why is he? A threat.
This guy is not a. Threat.
I would run. What are we doing?
I would run. Came out mad zesty you get
killed. Mad zesty.

(01:34:39):
I. Go for it because I'm about to
go. Get into a bad place.
Oh boy. I had to think about.
This one because I love this game.
You got a long ass list over there dude.
I have a bunch but not going to say.
More just in case only doing 5 man.
Yeah, just in case someone doesn't have.
It I got extra but skate or die too.
What's it? Going.
On that is a good one man. Gated I2 is that the open?

(01:35:01):
World shit. Yeah, you choose the park,
whatever. At the skate park, you choose
the no thing. No, that's one.
Oh, that was that was one. 2 is when you're in a.
Village, like on the street, andit's terrible.
It's slow. Somebody could go to the mall.
Yeah. OK, then you got to buy.
Shit it's real bad. I loved watching it.
Though I love watching. It I love this game because of

(01:35:22):
the skate park that you can go to.
That's what the game was to whenyour head was off.
Yes. OK.
When you're on a halfpipe or whatever.
Yeah, on a ramp, that's the gameto me.
You hit select 1990, you go to the ramp, right?
You never hit start to go to theadventure because that game is
bad. I bought this game full price
for the ramp. Ronnie Dangerfield.

(01:35:42):
Oh my God this game is bad. Oh man, you're posing I.
Just I just saw the year this game came out.
Oh, my God. Just made me feel old.
That's 35 years ago. Yeah, he's.
Look. At how bad that looks.
I thought he was floating. Yeah, it's bad.
Where's the wow? How's he going?
To get out big. Ass rats.

(01:36:04):
Yeah, I remember this. I.
Didn't like watching this. I don't know, it doesn't even
look like he's skating. It looks like he's floating.
Hate this part of the game it looks.
Like a hoverboard. But I would not sell this game.
Because of the ramp, Yeah. Wow.
But this is. That's a different.
Mode, right? Yeah, yeah.
So there's a half pipe music. Yeah, the music is dope.
On that part. This music is trash yo.
You got your friends right there.

(01:36:25):
Following you dude, I never had a game.
That was 2. Games when I hated, when I loved
Wow, Bizarre said. I was 3.
Shut up. Oh.
Damn, that's not even funny. And.
Now. You're all right.
We need to move on. That's great, Jesus.
Because. I was three.
Damn. But yeah, that was.
That was bad. Jesus.
How's. That.

(01:36:47):
That's history. Right there, man.
Game of. History.
Your next history? Turbo oh, let's see you got that
here then we're going to play inname next Zillion 2 let's get
that out of the way. That was oh, that's on my list.
Zillion 2 was. It the Tri formation.
Yes, the second man. System that was not as good as
the first Dude it didn't even say zillion 2 on the.
Cover it, said Tri formation. Tri formation.

(01:37:07):
Oh yeah, that's right. It didn't even.
It didn't want to torrent. That should've been a mode that
should have been like a. Part like a stage and and the
game, right? Potential and potential.
With this bad, it's a bad game. There's a bad game.
I don't like a. Zillion I think the sequels that
like have cool ideas and fail. It gets me mad because I'm like,
you could have pulled this off, drop the ball something.
Really this is more based on the.
Cartoon and then like transforming motorcycle that

(01:37:29):
turned into Max and stuff. Mock my words.
You're going to see another. Zillion game in the next two
years. I wish someone would guarantee.
I guarantee. Yeah, this.
Not this. No, you will not.
See it like this a. Remake of someone and indie dev
is working on it right now. I guarantee zillion.
That's an old old. Yeah, P oh, the premise of the
first game. Was just so alright out of this
world I was bored of just why I like the first game.

(01:37:50):
Part 2. Was so bad.
So that was so repetitive. Just literally like what?
The next parts are different. But it's dumb.
It's a bad that was that was thebike that turned.
To the robot, right? Yeah, but that's every stage.
Every stage. No, no, you change.
You could walk here, they're right there like.
This right? Oh.
Oh yes. You can OK, bad yo, that's up
with that jump. He looks better.
He looks way better than the yeah, he looks.

(01:38:10):
He's his design is awesome, but like yeah, yeah, he looked cool
because his. Face was blue in the first.
Yeah, yeah, his face looked terrible.
The Sprite was blood jump is broken.
You beat this, Yeah. See, this is what upsets me.
Because it looks so much better,but it's like, not even.
It's not even, it's executed terribly.
Is that the boss of the game? No it's not.
I was about to throw. His drink at the screen if that
was the boss. No, no, no, no, no this shit.

(01:38:33):
Out of here. And I know the music to that
and. Everything is terrible.
That's this is another. Part.
See that? That looks cool like the him on
the bike, but wait until you fall into the hole.
Yeah, that's like, but like the.Execution's a whole stage.
I like the. Way he's.
Jumping, though, it's. Not even.
Realistic, it's dipping like it's like you're in the wrong
game. It looks like a piece of paper.
You're just move sliding it on the screen.
I could see zillion like Asheville chain.

(01:38:55):
Yes, I could see zillion like, yeah, that's that's the way they
should. Probably make and and and I
would I. Mean the beginning of Asheville
chain is pretty much zillion man.
Yeah, and I guarantee if they did that, this guy would have a
heart attack live. That's that needs to be too
much. That's like a Shining Force 3
remake. I would die on the spot.
Yeah, that was a Sega property. Yeah, I had the gun.
In the phaser. Gun Yeah, that was a cross

(01:39:16):
promotion. I did not know that.
I think I'm telling you, I think.
They're gonna do a zillion. I feel it.
Chalk. You got a terrible?
Anything else? Turbo's nice.
Terrible. Oh, sorry, zillion too.
He's a zillion. Oh, that was you just.
Wanted me to go. Again, I need oh OK.
For the sheer amount of times I got roasted for playing this
game, crack down 3. That's a good one.

(01:39:39):
That's a really good one. Was it that much?
Worse than two, it wasn't. It wasn't great.
It was the same as two. It was the.
Same. Yeah, it was two.
It was the same as. 2. With a slightly fresher paint.
That's it. Paint job.
Hamburger head. Hamburger.
Hamburger. Head.
Hamburger head, Dude, you had a hamburger head.

(01:39:59):
Yeah, and it was. I remember seeing a video.
Repetitive somebody. Did a side by side.
Of two and three. Yeah.
And it was like identical, man, it was crazy.
But wait, that was cloud. That was that was what the Xbox
is using the cloud for the information for Part 3,
remember? Huh.
Buildings can blow up and on thefly, get the information from
the cloud, all that stuff. Remember that it wasn't that was

(01:40:20):
a selling point. It wasn't doing that.
No, not at all, They promised they.
Promised a lot of shit. This is no.
I mean, you could. Damage some buildings, but not
like it wasn't it wasn't as theydidn't do what they promised
they. Promised it.
Wasn't it Wasn't thorough. Destruction like they promised
and it's fucked up and I never played the.
Online version. So I was just like, whatever the
hype was, so. Like crazy with this game.

(01:40:43):
Yeah, they the Xbox hyped the shit out of this game, but then
Terry Crews doing that and then they got rid of Terry Crews.
But The funny thing is. Everyone saw right through it
like the fuck out of here. You know this ain't gonna be
good. Yeah, that was supposed to be.
He got his. He got his check, though.
He got his check. He got.
He played it on Game Pass. I didn't.
Pay for it, that was. Smart.
That was smart. That was Xbox.

(01:41:04):
'S infamous. That's what they wanted.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much. Pretty much it was not.
I mean the. Movement in the.
Game was fun like that. I mean, it doesn't look cool.
No it. Doesn't look terrible.
But it. You know, it was definitely not.
Exactly what they promised. It was more of the same.
It's. Disappointment.
Well, look what I heard about this.
Game was they loved it when you were fully powered up.
Oh no, when you're fully powered.
Up and hop over buildings. And stuff.

(01:41:25):
You can hop over buildings. Kind of like prototype, but
that. Game.
Yeah, yeah, you have a glide. Suit that you could wear, you
could glide across the city, youcould pick up cars, Chuck them
in people. It's all The Incredible Hulk.
Have one. There's a mass destruction.
Yeah, I heard that was. Fire, yeah, but then, then.
Then this, yeah. And then?
This, but it's not crackdown. For Genesis, though, at least,

(01:41:45):
yeah. Remember, you're against the
wall like this, yes? It was a piece.
Of paper I played shit, I mean we.
Played that right. We we fucked with that two
players Crackdown for Genesis. I think we must, yeah.
No relation. No relation.
Wasn't that bad, disarming the bombs and stuff.
Yeah, we play that. What you got?
All right, so I'm next. Yeah, I think I mentioned this
the last time and I'm going to. Mention it again.

(01:42:06):
Because. They still haven't released a.
Damn update or anything for a Co-op And that's War Groove 20
man. The most?
Ambitious. Strategy game that's good.
I had a Co-op DLC. What was it?
Double Trouble thing? Something like that.
Double trouble. Double trouble.
Oh wait, was this? I see no threat.

(01:42:27):
To my commander, yes. Yes, it's one of the best.
Things I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, that was crazy. The thing is, the first game
gave me so much hope for the sequel.
When I heard that they were doing a sequel, I was like, Oh
yes, they're going to add Co-op and all this.
Nah. Not in the game, I'll tell.
You it's in the game, but it's it's like it's not campaign
Co-op, it's not campaign. It's like a, it's like playing a

(01:42:51):
board game, like you play with someone else and that's it.
I'll tell you the story is. Better and the the the single
player story campaign is better.It wasn't the 1st, so based on
that and extra modes and stuff, they put a lot.
They put a lot into the first game though.
There was so much fun. Super ambitious.
And this this. Content in the second game but
the lack of a Co-op mode is kindof disappointing.

(01:43:12):
That was a big ball drop. But they they were, I feel like
they, they raised the bar so high with the first game, threw
all this stuff at it. They gave you too much and it
was amazing. But.
You're going to follow. Up with you.
Know it's like, it's like they took away, you know, took some
away. They took it.
Away. Like, come on.
And I gave it time. I gave it time.
I'm like, I'm going to wait because if they announce that

(01:43:33):
they have a freaking DLC for theCo-op deal, I'll be like, all
right, you redeem yourself. But until that happens, it's
going on the list, man. Not Sirk in the building.
You just make the list. Yeah.
Not sirk what you got? It's a piggyback.
Off of that reason that you justsaid I'm going to say Shank 2.
Oh, that's. A good one so.
I forgot about that. Right.
Yeah, So this is if any developer is watching this

(01:43:57):
podcast right now, need to understand something.
If you have a game and you startoff with Co-op, all right, and
people love that game for some reason, you have a sequel and
you take away that Co-op or makesome stupid gimmick to get
Co-op. Go fuck yourself because you,
you, your, your because the reason why your game was so
special was because of the Co-op.

(01:44:17):
And I love Shank 1. Shank one was fun.
We played the fuck out of that. I actually recently downloaded
it again, played it. It's fucking it's great.
It's amazing. You Part 2 is like there's no
Co-op. What's the what's the game look
like? Hold on, besides the cutscene,
that was it, No. It's a it's a point click.
It's a point there. Right now it's a side scroller,

(01:44:38):
kind of like a beat em up. Yeah, yeah, I.
Love the shit out of this game. This was fun and I yeah but the
controls in the second one, theychanged it.
Why? Why fuck up something that's
they changed? Why ruin?
I don't understand the ruining of what you had that made it
magic. You fucked it up because not
only did it not have Co-op but the controls are completely
different and it wasn't intuitive.

(01:44:58):
It was like it was. It didn't play as good as the
first game. The first game was fast-paced.
Controls are perfect, Co-op story was actually interesting
and then this. And they have a separate mode
where it's Co-op. I said fuck you.
Yeah, what is? This nonsense, Yeah.
It's probably like one stage or some shit like that.
I don't, I don't like it when developers do that.

(01:45:19):
It's it's, you ruin it. You ruin it for everybody.
Well, there was never a Part 1 this.
Would be cool. Yeah.
Right after yeah, this. Would be yeah, yeah, completely
fine one never happened if you never knew, no complaints at
all. But with Part 1.
The the Co-op campaign was a prequel right to the main story.
Can't I think the. I don't remember the story, but
the. Guy that was player 2 was in

(01:45:41):
Part 2. Here's Shank was in part Yeah,
he was in Part 2. He was in the fucking two player
mode where you like, it's like there's part this is Part 1.
Look at this boss battle. This is early this right in the
beginning. This is early in the game right
and look at how much better it looks than the sequel.
It just looks cool. It looks better and it runs
faster. It's such a good game, man.
No, it's the. Animation was better.

(01:46:04):
And then the sequel was just like, what the hell happened?
I think it's like almost like, Idon't know.
I don't want to, like, I don't want to, you know, assume what
went on during development. Yeah, but it's like why did you
release something that's not as good as the first thing you
released? And I didn't look into it, but
maybe it's a different studio. Is it the same studio?

(01:46:25):
I almost feel it might somethingit.
Might be a different. Studio.
If that's you know, that would make sense.
One guy might be different. It's an indie game.
No, no, no, for real. Like.
Something might have changed andthey said you let's go the.
The single player direction, because it's the same
motherfuckers that. Probably did.
What is it the secret Amana trials Amana that they should we

(01:46:47):
this time around? We want to focus on the single
player experience. Motherfucker, there's three
people. In the party?
The fuck are we talking about? Yeah, I don't know.
I'm sure it backfired. On them, yeah, it did because I
didn't play. It and no one else did.
Damn, I think they I. Think that.
Company is closing. Fuck them.
I think that studio Wow maybe. Why do?

(01:47:10):
You I could be wrong and I was so excited.
To play it, it's good though, it's.
It's I, I guarantee. I guarantee it plays amazing.
Sucks it's not multiplayer though.
But it's really good but. We wanted to focus on the single
player. Experience.
Yeah, because Secret Mana was always about the single player.
Go fuck yourself. Go ahead.
Secret evermore. I see some games.
In the chat. I know those games are on a lot

(01:47:33):
of lists of bad sequels. Yeah, and I wanted to think of
things that weren't on those lists cuz I saw everyone's list
was the same online. I said dude, the same top ten.
They just copied them. No, it's the same.
It's the same I saw. It too.
I saw it too, and I was like, I'm not doing it.
Yeah. So I'm going.
I'm gonna throw it back. No, I'm gonna throw it back
again. Alex Kidd, the Lost Stars, I was
waiting for you to an Alice. Kid, I'm like you.

(01:47:53):
You were very. I was thinking about putting it
on. There.
But I knew you would. Yeah.
Yeah. Lost Stars.
The whole stars going back to Sega Mass.
System again Oh Alice kid had a lot of.
Bad sequels. No, he did he.
Did Yes he did. He needs a like a revamp.
He needs a revamp. He did.
It's right back there. Yeah.
Yeah, he did. He got one.
Look at you. Oh dude.
When he dies, he. Goes the scream is crazy.

(01:48:14):
Yeah, so. It's mad loud.
Wow. Screen stops.
You die. He looks like dude, you see, he
looks like. A Dick head.
This game is awful. I know.
He's based off of Goku, Can you believe that?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he is.
He's. Like a monkey, I.
Care. Look at his.
Ears and I. Just had to look like a kid in.
Kindergarten with big ass ears. I thought it was a tumor on his

(01:48:35):
head. It's like a child's game.
That's terrible. That's fucking.
Terrible. So have.
You ever played? Like Miracle.
Now let's get a Miracle World. It's more like a Mario game.
Look at that cover. Look at that cover.
I'm bad. At Fuck Cover.
This you know that cover is. Fucking trash.
If. A Mario.
Game came out. If a Mario game came out looking
like that, yeah, it would be on three DL.

(01:49:00):
That's what would happen. The game is so bad.
That was like, completely you had to beat.
The game twice. To get the ending?
No, man, not. That which was like 1 pitcher.
What's? Worse than the shit I played on
the Genesis bundle? The the Yeah, it looks just
easily worse, no? No.
No, no, no. This is not worse than really
these handicastle is bad, worse than this it's.

(01:49:21):
About the same level. This is bad though.
This is terrible. This is.
Terrible. I'm done watching.
Because nothing's happening. He's jumping and dying.
I don't understand how that came.
After Miracle World, I don't understand, I don't get the
world is a. Special game.
That's a good game. That's a very good game.
It's classic. It's a classic.
But they haven't. Topped it since I can say

(01:49:42):
another one if. You want, but I can go if you
got more. All right, I'll.
I'll I'll go I'm going to go offfor yours because you you did a
series where they do a lot of experimentation from game to
game yes, you know Alex K games they're all different.
They always mess with the game play.
Any of them except for Shinobi. Shinobi Shinobi world is dumb.

(01:50:02):
You like the world in? Comparison to the other.
Alls kids yes high tech world was okay.
Until you get to a certain part.The forest.
Yeah, the forest. All right.
Anyway, Double Dragon 3 Arcade. I got that.
I got that terrible. What a piece of shit.
That was a terrible game. Step back.
You could name 2 in the arcade. 2:00 and you're.
OK, don't tell. Top Hat.

(01:50:22):
He loves that game. I know, I know.
I wanna. Play.
It again because of his his testimony 3 is a piece of shit.
Like it's a piece of that game is a piece of shit, should
exist, damn. It's.
Awful. It's.
Fucking look at the animation. Why is the running animation?
Smoother than The Walking animation.
Complete shit. That background is still better.

(01:50:44):
Than golden gold next three. Yes, it is.
Actually, that's a great background.
That background is a good background.
It looks like they just yeah, they just took different assets
from other games and put slappedit together.
No man, they made this on an Amiga.
It's. Almost like the original.
People who made it like, Nah, let's give this somebody else
and let's see what happens. It's complete shit.
They're like, you know, programming.
No. All right, you're hired.

(01:51:04):
Yeah. No, this is complete shit.
This could kill a fucking franchise.
Program this child. Made this, yeah.
Oh God, it's. Fucking awful I've I learned
from watching. You dad?
Yeah. Look, this is.
Garbage he does spin kick. No?
What? What is that tackle?
What the fuck is that tackle? That's fucking terrible.
That's the. Flying.
See, that's cool because. They kept that and yes, which I

(01:51:26):
love. I love that that that mechanic
just doesn't look right. You don't like when he trips
with his arm out? No, that's.
He's tripping. Flying Clothesline.
They gave him a lot of moves. But it's just like it just
crashed. They spent.
All their money on the. Background.
It's like the hit detection. How the hits feel when you hit
the hit? Nothing trash expected you to
put. Quarters into that games are

(01:51:46):
two. They expected you to pay.
Money to play that. No, I always remember I said
what? Is this piece of shit I saw in
the magazine? I said this looks like shit.
I saw an arcade one time. I saw it and I didn't.
Want to play it? No, I put 1/4 right?
I put. It's terrible.
Did you ask for your quarterback?
Damn. Bro, I wasn't playing.
Football. Football ever since.
Damn, that's what I was going to.

(01:52:07):
Say, but it's still ruined it we.
Got we? Got you.
What you got, Chuck? That was a great job.
It's great. There's another game.
That I personally enjoyed as much as I could, but I got
roasted for playing this Marvel versus Capcom Infinite.

(01:52:28):
They had a good cast too, right?No, no.
Oh, they didn't have the X-Men. They didn't have the X-Men,
right? 0X That's right.
They. Didn't make it.
When they made. This game they were heavily
focused on the MCU, so the Galaxy characters.
They didn't have the. They didn't have the rights to
use the X-Men for that. The.
Guardians of the Galaxy instead of X-Men.
Yep, That's what it was. That's what it was.

(01:52:49):
Yeah, there was. Only one guardian.
Of the Galaxy. Oh Jesus, there was only only
Gamora was in the game. They didn't have the squirrel.
Oh yeah, Rocky Rack, Rocky Rack Squirrel the.
Squirrel and have the. Squirrel.
The Squirrel Squirrel Girl the. Squirrel.
He's the Ragu. Yeah, you know the squirrel from
Guardian. To the Galaxy.
And Squirrel from the Guardian. Squirrel Girl, you know what I'm

(01:53:11):
saying? But yeah, like.
I mean. It was made mad.
People mad right? Like a.
Lot of people a. Lot of people gave up on the
game right off the right off theRIP, and I don't blame.
Them it was dark as hell was that was 0 in that.
Zero was in it. Zero was like.
One of the cheapest characters in the game bro.
You know Ultron is in it though.Ultron's in it, yeah.

(01:53:32):
I I thought you said Voltron. I said no, no, no, no, no
Ultron, Ultron. Like how did they go?
Wrong. No Voltron to the game but but
yeah dude, it was just disappointing.
Is that the guy from Bionic? Yeah, it's by Camano.
Yeah. Oh shit.
And yeah. Like it was so this game was so
disappointing. It didn't even make it to EVO
when the first year was out. So and then after that Capcom

(01:53:55):
pretty much abandoned it. They're like, OK, here's Winter
Soldier, Monster Hunter Black Panther.
This is the Black Widow. This is the one that Maximilian
updated, right? So what this is the one that
Maximilian updated, right? He updated the the third one.
No, he updated this one. It was this one, Yeah.
So you I I feel like. You had to get the third party.
To come in and fix your game, Capcom.
Yo, it's it's it's. It's $5 online, right?

(01:54:17):
I think it's $5 online. I don't know.
I don't. I don't care.
What anyone says, it's not hard to make people happy.
If you're having a sequel off ofsomething that's successful,
keep the same fucking elements and fucking grow from it.
Stop trying to do some shit thatyou don't know how to do.
But it couldn't at the time. They couldn't.
Use X-Men. That's the problem.

(01:54:37):
Don't come out with the fucking.Game Yeah, cancel the project.
Cancel the fucking project. Until you get the right.
So yeah, wait, delay this shit everyone else does.
You can't go. You can't make.
It was, I mean I. I wish it was better that's but
it was. Well, they added X-Men now to
that game I'd. Go back to play it a little.
Bit I think they should do that.I would just.
Do a sequel, no. They need to no.

(01:54:59):
They talking up as a loss. No, no, no, no.
No, no. You're correct.
Like that we shot infinite. This should be.
No, this should just. Be this game should just be
wiped from memory and they should make Marvel VS Capcom
four and yeah just kissed go new.
Cuz now cuz now service live. Service cuz no shut up, shut up,
shut the fuck up with. That Shut your poor mouth heal.
Jay Heal. Jay no, it's a live service, but

(01:55:21):
no service. Halo.
But Marvel now. That they have the rights.
To all their characters, bro. They could do.
They could do the two on two. Was a bad mechanic.
They should stay. They should.
Stuck with the three on three. What's the first?
The first. Game was two on two right?
Marvel VS Capcom. The first one, yes, it was two
on two. Then Marvel VS Capcom 2 was

(01:55:42):
three on three, and I think it was Marvel VS Capcom 3 was also
three on three. So let's let's go back.
And go two to two. Fuck yourself.
Stop going backwards and ruiningsequels.
I don't know, man. You don't know what makes people
happy. You don't even.
Have to pay. Me, put me in the fucking.
Room with them, I'll tell them what to fucking do.
They have to. Use the RE engine.

(01:56:05):
They got they got to use the RE.Have to.
Use it. But yeah, I think, I think.
Yeah, they should just wipe thisgame from memory and make a
Marvel versus Capcom four. They got start from scratch.
The roster is can be amazing, even if they just focus on the
MCU because now, since everyone's in there now, yeah,
that's why Max had to get involved.
Because he knows these fighting games.
Hiram, Hiram. Pay the man.

(01:56:25):
Yeah, true. I'm pretty sure he'd.
Probably do it for. Free.
Like stop fucking this game up please.
Yeah, dude, it would be. Volunteers.
Honestly if they if they made Marvel versus Capcom for now it
would be sick insane especially with Street Fighter 6.
Men bro, that's build off for that that's the.
Argument. Yes, man, Sir.
It'd be insane what you got out you.
Got it's not a 2. But damn it, it's also.

(01:56:47):
Going to. Be a little.
Controversial. It's so mad.
It's also going to be a little controversial because I know a
lot of people like this game andI tried.
But I can't get into. Resident Evil Village.
Yeah, man. Resident.
Evil village people. That's 8.
I mean. Can't do it.
Like, yeah, no, I couldn't do it, man.

(01:57:09):
I couldn't do it. That's our engine, yeah.
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck.
I'm gonna stop. Shut the.
Fuck up the. Werewolves.
The werewolf. Enemies Mac Yeah yeah.
Didn't. Like.
I didn't like not fighting. It's not a bad game.
Turn this game. No, it's not a.
Change the title. Change.
Just change the title. Yeah, no, it's not we good
again. It's it's not that it's a bad
game. It's just it was disappointing

(01:57:31):
because it's like they took a turn for something completely
different and it just didn't feel Reggie.
Say this is supposed to be Revolution Turners game or
Revelations 3 or something. I don't know it was.
Supposed to be, yeah. Something was supposed to be
revelation, you told us. That this was I think.
So really. Yeah, I think I write some
about. Bizarre said that.

(01:57:52):
He spent 30. 1000 doing the mod for the marvel VS Capcom and he
also said and he said watch yourmouth the game was good no.
Marvel's Capcom Beyond Infinite is yeah, of course it's it's
good from what I understand, butI think someone was able to.
Huh, I think someone watch it. But watch your.

(01:58:12):
Mouth 'cause he. Likes he likes village.
I I don't fuck with the first look, man.
It's not. It wasn't for me, man, It
wasn't. I looked at 7 was it for me?
I looked at 7:00 and 8:00. I said get this shit out.
Yeah, and and seven also is likeyou like 7.
I'll. Throw 7 in there also.
No, it's not even. I'm not even saying.
I'm not even saying it's a bad game.
I'm saying. Get this shit.

(01:58:32):
Out of my face, 'cause this is not resin, this is not bad
resin. It's different.
And if someone likes it, by all means enjoy it because I'll
watch it and I'll be entertained.
But it is not Resident Evil. That's it.
That's it. Get that shit out of my face.
Yeah. 7, seven and eight. I'll throw both of them in
there. Fucking yeah.
Damn. I'll RIP off my my last two.
Double Dragon 2 in the arcade. Yes.

(01:58:55):
Yeah. Yeah.
That was a step back. Just just couldn't I?
Like, I like what they were trying to do.
It's funny because they did improve.
On one as far as like the slow down, but there's something not
magic about it. It was too.
It was too much one, right? It was too much.
It was too much one and not enough different to be like this
is better than one. And and and by the way, there's

(01:59:18):
a character in this game. Two of them that are in that are
now DLC in double dragon Gaiden in April, Jeff and Adori, I
think Abor Abor. It looks like a doofy ass
fucking character, But you know,kudos to them for bringing life
to to the characters I don't care about.
But yeah, that that I was like, no, man doesn't have the magic.

(01:59:42):
It didn't. The NES one.
Fuck yeah. The left right punching was
weird. There is Nintendo is great and
the spin. Kick the spin kick wasn't right
in the arcade. The the in the NES that felt
good. Yeah, it didn't feel good in the
arcade. And the last one I got is I'll
throw them both on, to be honest.
Golden Axe 3, Golden Axe two. Yes, yes, they deserve it.

(02:00:05):
Thoroughly. Disappointed in both of them.
They didn't know what. To do Part 2 they.
Try to do more of the same. Take away all the good sound
effects, take away all the good music and act like I'm going to
be like, yeah, this is dope. No, it's not.
No, the fighting wasn't. Better you stripped away.
Everything that was good in one and put a fresh coat of paint
and said it's two. It's not like there was a lot of

(02:00:27):
combos. In one, no, but they couldn't.
Improve that on. Two days they didn't prove shit
they didn't prove. Nothing.
They gave them different clothesa little bit and different magic
which still sucked. And the music stink like fuck
out of here. Hey, I'm not an idiot. 3 tried,
3 tried to do a lot of differentthings.
Look at animation. What was that?

(02:00:47):
I just like double drag. See this is a reskinned.
One, it's reskinned like I'm notan idiot.
I'm not a fucking idiot. It's the fat guys with the
hammer. But you made him a wolf.
What the fuck? I'm not an idiot.
Those are the stupid. Come on.
You're not. You're not fooling me.
How is that better than the fucking stupid little little

(02:01:09):
Imps running around trying to steal your.
You're gonna have these creeper fucking mages with books.
That's corny. These these rechecked Orcos.
That's not. I'm not convinced that's a
sequel. I like the transition with the
with the even Nats works. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, the map. Is stupid.
And three, three, I appreciate the effort They tried to do

(02:01:31):
right. They tried to change the
graphics, add characters. They try that didn't even come
out that married they. Said.
We're not bringing us out. And the execution.
On three, dude, the background looked like Atari.
Yeah, it looked like fucking Atari.
When you saw me playing this shit, I said I always wanted to
play three. They had the cool looking Blue
Panther. This thing looked cool, like

(02:01:53):
you're riding on this thing. And then she jumped off.
But even the Sprite, even the chick looks better, like she
like. But how big is the mountain?
Behind, look at the background. Look at that background.
Where are you? Very colorful background.
Tell me where the fuck you are. That's a very colorful way.
You're next to them. Look at these enemies she's
attacking. How are they threats?
You're in a how'd they get up off the bed like this?

(02:02:14):
Like look at look at them. Check it out the stage real
quick. Skip, skip.
This gets worse. It's the background.
All right, Stage 2, I want you to see the sky.
Look. Look at the sky, the background.
Look at look at the textures of the green grass and the fucking
guy. So much depth, but sometimes the
house so. Rich and look at and look.
At Tyra. She's shredded, right?

(02:02:35):
She looks pretty cool actually. I like her design.
But like, what is? Look at Dominatrix.
Look at the door. Look at the door.
Who's tall enough? Like who?
Why the fuck are you? What is this?
There are children. Sometimes the door would look
normal. And then it'll be extremely.
High like it's for death adder. Death Adder does not live in
this fucking town like. They had concepts.
That were actually cool and theyfucked every thing up.

(02:03:00):
One more paper. One more stage.
Go ahead. I know, I know.
What? You're looking for.
I know you're looking for I knowyou're looking next stages.
You're looking for that green shit in the background.
Oh, green shit in the background.
No, there was a it was a green sky, sky with a with a house
with a random. House it.
Was like a house. Hassle, maybe this.
Yeah, look at that. Look at.
What is the background in the back?
What? Happened, we got St. line.

(02:03:21):
Well, that is just a. What the fuck?
Are we? Doing they?
Put all the animations that water ain't moving and the.
Cobblestone, the. Cobblestone looks nice.
The water. The cobblestone looks nice.
That's water. I thought that was grass.
What was that attack with your stomach?
Where's your fucking weapon? This is nonsense.
This is nonsense. It's a step back.
It's a step back. And it should have been a step

(02:03:41):
up. Damn.
Oh, what the? Hell.
What is this? Yeah, look at that.
Fire magic. That's a seizure.
There's something wrong with your fucking TV.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. I think yeah, this might be the
background. Oh, my.
Look at the fucking sky. Oh, my God.
You saw? Another stage this guy was.
Moving and stuff, right? See, I couldn't even make it to
this. What?
Happened there. I couldn't make it to this guy

(02:04:01):
because this. Game's so cheap.
That's what it looks like on a clear.
Day. Oh, his soul just left.
Now he's back to normal. What?
Dude, That's your guy. See and.
The designs are not. Bad.
They're not bad designs. That background is complete Dick
cheese. It's fucking terrible.
Damn bro. Their budget.
Their budget went. Into the see, that's what
they're supposed to look like, not those Wizards that look like

(02:04:23):
fucking creeps. Why are mages?
Stealing your shit, first of all, right?
Sleeping. Yeah, Mage is going to come by
and steal your shit the fuck outof here.
Sticks you. Got one man, I got.
Two of them real quick. All right, good.
Chippendale Rescue Rangers 2. That's a good one.
Which? Is like a 10 minute game.
That's a good one, damn. Like Chippendale 1 is amazing.

(02:04:43):
Classic game perfect. One of them is one of the best
games in the 10. It's pretty awesome, Yeah.
As a. As a two player game it.
Says fun. It's simple and fun, but two
cash grab it took me. 20. Five years to play this game and
I like. Part 1.
Oh, that didn't. Work.
That didn't work at all. That did not work.
It looks broken. It looks similar.

(02:05:04):
You do it. Crooked.
That was cool. Yeah, that diagonals.
Fine, but the similar. Why does it look slower?
Because it's bad. No, the designs.
On the characters look bad. Yeah, they don't.
They look like. It's a step back.
Like you got it free in a. In a free cereal box.
Oh my God. Like it's low budget.
Now it it does look like. A low budget version of one.
Why is it flickering? This looks like you got this

(02:05:26):
NES. Flicker man you got.
This free at McDonald's. This game.
Looks bad. Damn, you think it would at
least be kind of what is going on there?
What's going on there, yo? Dude, what's going on there?
You think it would at least be fun?
But no, it's not. That's actually worse than what
I. Remember, yeah, that's fucking
crazy. That's the other game.
The other one is the ACT. Razor 2.
I heard a lot of things and it looked.

(02:05:46):
Good too. It looked good.
One was phenomenal. Music phenomenal, different
types of gameplay, unique 2. They took out the part that
people said was boring in Part 1which is OK, commendable.
Maybe you just want action. It looked better, the controls
awful. He has wings.
Why'd you? Give this dude wings.

(02:06:08):
He got wings. He's angels.
Yeah, Yeah, he has. Wings, but when you jump, he.
Floats and dies. Floats and dies, he goes.
Into spikes he goes. Off the stage he goes head
floating and he. Dives in and he scoops.
Up it's terrible. Might be why you haven't heard.
From Mac Razor since they tried that remake like that was the
Enix right? I don't know who the fuck made

(02:06:29):
that. Who?
Made that. Who made the Enix was the Enix?
That was the Enix. Oh, this looks frustrating.
Oh, this looks frustrating. This looks underwater.
Yeah. This looks frustrating.
With wings. Yeah, it's terrible, but this
looks. Like goals and goals RIP off.
Why are you? Frustrated with wings?
It looks like a goals and goals.The wings was a bad idea.
I just hate water wings. Yeah.

(02:06:52):
Well, no, they just. They just.
Took the action stages and that was it.
Wow, he moves very slow. Too.
It's very bad. Pain control is terrible.
For real. That might have, Yeah, I think.
That might have killed the franchise, and you'll die.
You'll just die. You will not see.
A playthrough online and someonebeat this?
Cool. It's a bad game.

(02:07:12):
Boom. Terrible.
I'll get rid of my last. Two Final Fantasy 5 I did not
like 5 which took a long time to.
Come over. Less, which was 5.
That's forgettable. That's.
Probably why you don't remember it after playing Four, which was
R2D2. No, it was R2 for Super
Nintendo. But you know, it's really, you

(02:07:33):
know, Final Fantasy 4, this one.Oh, I think I've seen this.
This looks like. Ugly as shit.
It was just. Not I didn't.
Some people love this game. They love the job system.
I don't even think the job system was all that great.
I started. I played a couple of hours.
It's not. That it's it's just forgettable.
Yes, compared to four and six itis.
I think my character turned to achick.
A dude turned to a chick and I was like, what happened?

(02:07:55):
Very progressive. Well, that.
Character. Dies and I think the daughter
takes over. Something happened, something
like that. Yeah, I was like, there's a.
Character I think that dies and the daughter takes over so some
rhombus shit going. On So, yeah, the girl comes in.
Takes all of his skills because he doesn't he can't continue the
game. So yeah, it's it's it wasn't
that great. It wasn't that great.
They had like a gold Bez in there with like a white.
He was all white. It's a palette swap.

(02:08:18):
And I'm like, this guy sucks. I'm like, this is just it didn't
have no magic. No, it just was not.
Played You played six first. Played six first.
You played a good one. I played. 4 though 4.
Was made before 5, so it's like,I wasn't trying not to judge it
compared to six, but judge it compared to four.
It's a bad stuff. Set the bar.
Very high, very high and six wasdope.

(02:08:38):
Yes. So whatever.
'S in between that if you play 5.
You'll you'll feel like you wasted your time.
It's not. Damn, that was the introduction.
What was the job system though? Right.
It was the introduction to the. Job system, yeah, because yeah,
customizable party that's the reason why it was it's being
remembered for. But what did the next 8?
As far. As the job system.

(02:09:00):
I don't remember 8. Too much, you beat tactics.
Tactics was all over. The place that was a good job
system. Yeah, that was a great job
system. That was an evolved version of
what they tried to do in Final Fantasy Tactics.
And then you have Final Fantasy 10.
Two had the job system and that too, right.
Let's not talk about that. That was not.
Oh, Final Fantasy 10 kind of hadthe job.
System that was actually on my you could.
You could. You could.

(02:09:20):
Customize. That's on my what?
Was that chalk? I'm sorry.
No Final Fantasy 10 you could. Kind of customize how your
characters grew, kind of. Kind of hop around the the
skill. The skill circle, it was a 7 two
yeah the the. Gym system like what?
A little customization here or there.
But there was like, you know, itwas a full blown job system in
five, but Nope, that wasn't thatgreat.

(02:09:40):
What was the other game, man? Smash Brawl.
Yeah, Brawl. For we.
Yeah, for the we. Oh.
Yeah, that's how they, that's when.
They killed Ganendorf. Brawl with the step back killed
them. It's yes.
They killed a lot of characters in that game.
It was just floating. They killed Samus, they killed
they they killed Sheik. Oh, that's when you you started
to go away from Smash Brothers after that.
Jay was heartbroken. Yeah, heartbroken after that.

(02:10:00):
But did that game and watch and Brawl.
I think so. I think they had Game and Watch
and Brawl had to go to them. But it was.
Trash in this game I'll. Give it, I'll tell you.
Brawl did have it had the best story mode.
I think it had the best the bestone player mode, which actually
was also two players as well. It had the best story mode of

(02:10:21):
all the smash games. But the gameplay Nope Nope too
slowed down didn't feel good random trip mechanic didn't need
didn't feel yeah, the competitive game, it just
destroys competitive game It it was made as if it didn't care
about its competitive scene thatwas built from melee.
So yeah, it was it was a step back unfortunate.
We were hyped up for this game too and yeah we gotta brought it

(02:10:43):
back, but that's on my list right there.
As far as bad sequels, they donefucked it up.
I. Still got some but.
Chuck, what you got? I got my last game.
What? You got was that Street Fighter
50 I. Almost put that on.
Even at the all said it done. Well, no, I mean.
At initially, OK, initially because when they released it
there was nothing. They improved the hell out of

(02:11:05):
it. No, no.
But yeah, it. Took them years to get it to
where it should have been. Only like 6.
Yeah, six years I. Mean but but just imagine only
six years just. Imagine you bought that game on.
Launch and there's I I pre-ordered it.
And I was so that I stopped pre ordering games after that.
I waited forever for that storyboard.
I was so hyped and it was whack.Oh my God, you beat.

(02:11:27):
It in freaking 20 minutes. It was whack.
Terrible I was. Just thrown together.
Like, just what the hell? Yeah.
And I and I heard I. Heard like the pain that
everyone was in after geez, whenwhen they got the game on launch
and I was just like, OK, I'm just going to sit this one out
for a little while. And then I waited until it came
out with like the special championship edition and I was

(02:11:48):
just like, oh, this game is good.
I heard it came out that way because.
They didn't have any money. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, for real? Maximilian dude did a.
Did a video on it. Yeah, it came out that way
because it didn't. They didn't have any money.
Damn broke. Wow.
And so. That's why they rushed the.
Freaking story mode slowly builtback up to.
What it was supposed to be, theydidn't have enough to make it

(02:12:08):
the way they wanted it to. What a freaking.
Ball drop though, man, but that's story mode.
Though, and they just. Rushed it out. yo-yo, what was
it? There was some characters that
you play play the story mode. I hate that.
And it was like literally that character.
It was. What one round?
Match. One round match in the story
mode and two out of five. I was like, yo, one round.

(02:12:30):
Not even 2 freaking rounds. One round and that was in story
mode. Yeah, story.
Mode they do that? No, but just what was?
It they had other characters that had multiple rounds, some
of them had three, some of them had two.
I was. Like that story it took?
My terrible. It took my.
Dragon Ball character. The long hair made him nothing.
I was like, dude, you look cool with the bad guy.
The black of looking dude with the hair.

(02:12:53):
Oh, you look cool. Yeah, and they butchered his
character. Yeah, not 5.
He was in. Five.
I can't remember, I forgot the. Name.
He was like, I know you're talking about, I know he got
talking about, but. He was.
He used to get his hair. Like, yeah, he used to.
Yeah, he had a. WAVY.
Long ass hair V trigger, but he was.
Trash. Storyline wise, he was not even
a character he like ran away. He was just, I mean, he was.

(02:13:13):
Just like a new rival for Ryu orsomething.
He was like he should. Have been the last boss instead
of my. Dude was naked with.
Like a eye in his stomach. Like, dude, yeah, he's the boss.
It was Nakali. Nah, that's right.
Yeah, he was cool. He was.
Cool. Yeah, but now after.
All the updates and everything that Street Fighter Five got,
compare it to like Street Fighter 4, like Ultra Street

(02:13:35):
Fighter four with all the characters and everything.
Which is a better course like Alpine?
Like but like both like out bandregular feet by put the gun St.
5 never gripped me I. Love 4 though that's a podcast
topic in. Itself, dude.
The Battle of the Street Fighters.
Yeah, yeah. So, ultimately, Street Fighter.
5 Even if you take it for its complete update before it

(02:13:57):
stopped, it still was a step back from four.
It wasn't that he like. Completely.
It was almost as close more. Closer to six, it went a
different way. It was like.
Street Fighter 5 was like a prequel to Street Fighter Six.
Yeah, by the end of it. Yes, yeah, 6 feels so good.
Yeah, Street Fighter 4 was. Fire though out was Fire 4.
Was awesome. It was fire.

(02:14:17):
It was fire. Out the gate, what was It was.
But yeah, that that. Was that was my last game all
right, so. I mentioned last last time we we
covered this topic, I put Mario Rabbit's Sparks of Hope as a
disappointing sequel, and I'm gonna.
Say it again, 10. Dollars, I'm gonna.

(02:14:38):
Say it again. Because they still haven't had
the Co-op. Exactly what I was talking about
the same thing and I've been waiting patiently.
But the gameplay gameplay was the.
Gameplay is good, no the single.Player experience is good.
Is it better than it? Was in the first one.
It's different. They've been waiting to get my
thing. Done for so long, I I can't say
it's. Better.
OK, I can't say it's better. I could say it's different.

(02:15:01):
They did improve certain things.It's not as.
What's it's more like? Open like a cover shooter, but
it's like more open strategy. Yeah, then it is, you know, like
you could move boxes. Like they eliminated the boxes.
Oh, really? So they have.
This like a tether. Type of thing when you're
walking around, they have an area to walk around.

(02:15:22):
Yeah, I saw that. I was like, I thought that was
interesting. Yeah, it's it's see like right.
Here you could just freely walk around, but it's like they
highlight the area that you can go in and then you can, you
know, you just, you know. Take cover.
Whatever. But it's different.
It's still. Good.
It is good. But you think they needed it
too. The problem was.
I've been with like the the freaking the the Donkey Kong

(02:15:44):
DLC. Man the Co-op donkey DLC was so
freaking fun and so cool. It's so cool to play a a
strategy, like a strategy game with someone else Co-op and
like, you know, you're about to do something.
It's like remember, like yo, play the whole what are you
doing? Don't forget about this.
I'm like, oh shit, I forgot about that.
And then I do the same shit to you.
Go there. It's like it's cool.

(02:16:05):
Is you're helping each other? Out.
And then you're like developing.New strategies and shit.
It's it's super fun. It was really great.
Was Rayman in this? Rayman is in the.
Yeah, Rayman is in DLC. Yeah.
You know, I own this game and all the DLC because it was on
sale and I have not played it yet.
I I haven't. Beat probably will never get
played. I will play because I never.
Beat this game I. Got halfway through it and I

(02:16:26):
just just. The the taste.
Just bad taste in my mouth from not having the stupid Co-op
because I want to play that morethan I do the the single player.
Even though it is good, why get rid of it?
I don't why I get rid of it, don't know, maybe it's a money
thing. For Mubisoft maybe, I don't
know. No, I mentioned this.
Before in a different episode, but the reason why I was reading

(02:16:48):
an article, the reason why I didn't implement Coop was
because the battle system changed.
You know, they were like okay, like just to get Coop to work
they would need extra time for the balancing and stuff.
Like it was just they didn't have enough time.
That doesn't make any sense it. Doesn't make any sense if they
kept it the. Same way if they kept the the
gameplay, the battle mechanics the same way it was in the first

(02:17:09):
game then they would be able to do it.
But they decide to change the mechanics.
It's still turn based man. They're acting like the shit is
the action game or something. Like no it's turn based.
They should have probably waited.
They probably should have waiteduntil they should have waited.
Until they could have, they could have natively like like
added it to like the main campaign.

(02:17:30):
They could like you. You understand it's very very
very difficult to develop with the controller.
I think I. Think Miyamoto was correct
though when he said it probably should have came out on the
switch too. You know it would have.
I think it would have benefited from the the bumping.
The bumping. Hardware and I.

(02:17:50):
Think yeah, so if. You change.
One letter in Ubisoft, if you add one letter to it, it's it's
hilarious, It's terrible. And then I was like.
I was going to say something else instead of instead of this,
but I'm going to say it now because it was already
mentioned. Don't we finish the?
Thing what? Boobiesoft.

(02:18:13):
You freaking. Stopped.
Me just to say that I knew it was going to be bad. 5 seconds.
Ago and wasted my. Everyone's time, that's heel.
Sticks. That's heel sticks.
Heel sticks I don't even know. What the hell is that?
He legit stopped you so you can hear the bad joke.

(02:18:35):
I was in the middle of the joke.Movie soft.
Movie soft. Yeah, sorry, I hate you all.
Right. What you get?
Oh God, man, I was already mentioned Final Fantasy X2, yes.
Oh yeah. Screw.
That game. Yes, screw it.
Damn you don't like? Pop Cash.
Grab. Pop thing is a. 100% cash.
That was complete garbage. They were like, oh, we like you

(02:18:57):
guys. You like Final Fantasy 10, Why
did you? Well, guess what?
Why'd you make? The magical group.
Let me make it a pop. Crash a female pop group, but
Titus comes back though. Right though they Who the fuck
cares about Ace Slater? Coming back, no one gives a
shit. He's he's terrible.
It was a bad. Sequel.
Oh my God, a classic game. I'm going to just name something

(02:19:18):
like my twos. I'm not going to name my other
ones because we can have anotherlist then.
Yeah, no, there's going to be. More games coming out too well
for my twos. I still have Blaster Master 2 as
much as a fan. I am 1/2 it's.
Not on the level, Yep. And it's on Genesis and it's not
even close to the 8 bit version.Oh God, that was a bad one.

(02:19:38):
Yes, that was that was fucking terrible.
Yep, everything. About it was worse that was bad
than the 8 bit version. It's supposed to be 16 bit.
It's almost like it wasn't blasphemester, Yeah.
I have Zelda 2 controversial. It's controversial, but a lot, a
lot of people don't like that. Yeah, a lot of people.
So a lot of people don't like it.
I liked it. I liked it, I just.
If you compare it to all the other.

(02:20:00):
Zelda's yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one.
I understand it though. I definitely.
Understand the the because it's tough.
And it's totally different. Yeah, yeah, not bad.
I understand. It's bad.
No, it was not as good as that. Tried and true Zelda formula.
Yeah, yeah. I won't fight anybody.
On that and. I have lost Planet 2.
Oh, that's. A good one, no that.
Was no, that's a good one. I did not like I completely

(02:20:22):
forgot about that one and that was Co-op right?
I forgot about yeah, I said Turnus.
I completely forgot about it. What they did with?
That was they kind of tried to make it into an early version of
my daughter. They ended.
They ended. That early version they.
Killed that series. But I liked the first one
because. It reminded me of a like a more
like a 3D Mega Man. It was like an anime man it.
Reminded me like a 3D Mega Man it.
Was good, yeah, but. It was definitely.

(02:20:44):
A. Sci-fi A sci-fi Flick. 2 was
like a watered. Down version of it for
multiplayer and they just if we didn't go online and play with
everybody, it's not the same thing.
We try to make it an. MMO, Yeah, Kind of.
Kind of. And my last one.
This is controversial also. Uh oh.
Jet Set. Radio Future, which is Part 2 of

(02:21:05):
Jet Crime Radio. I never played for the Xbox.
Yeah. It's it's not, It's the first.
1. There are some aspects.
Are a step back just not as goodas the front set?
Radio Two, you said. Huh.
Yes. They made the levels too large.
They took out the spray painting.
Well, running from the cops, they took out the the actual,
the analog. Yeah, the the.
Tension that you feel. They took that out.

(02:21:25):
They took. It out they took out.
You you press the button and it instantly just like tags it.
No, you know, it's like, but yougotta, you gotta, you gotta
stop. And do.
It and have cops chase you like that was part of the tension of
the first game. It's not.
It's called. Jet Set Radio future.
That's the sequel? Yeah no.
Still only available on. An Xbox?
Yeah, it's an Xbox. You still have it.
I like. It it's not a bad.
Game but yeah, it's like the music was a little bit of a step

(02:21:48):
back even though it did have some classic tunes I do like
yeah yeah yeah you know, not as good as one, not as good as one
and like. The states were too large.
They were too big. I lost.
I love. The fact that it was open world
though it was, it was a connected city more than the
first one, which was good. You know what it's like.
When they took burnout and changed the burnout.

(02:22:08):
When we made it Burnout paradise.
And open world, that's what theydid today.
I wish I could add burnout. Paradise on the list cuz God
damn it man, that was a fucking.Terrible.
But that's what. They did, they open worlded and
they it wasn't as focused. I didn't know where I was going.
I'm like. Yo, I'm racing.
Where am I going? What are you making an open
world racing game? Yeah, open.
World Racing game terrible, but that's a.

(02:22:29):
Two awesome. All my with two.
That was a good one. Right bunch, but I'm not.
Naming Let me run some off. In the chat that weren't bad.
What do you guys think about theStar Wars?
What was it? Force Unleashed 2.
It's a known lesser sequel. I understand it was.
It was just. Quick, it was just a three hours
right it. Was like a DLC, it was so fast.
It was. DLC it was like Mikey B's fast

(02:22:50):
like it was damn. Like it wasn't the game.
Wasn't bad by any means. I heard it like told the story
over. It was kind of like it.
I call it a cash crap. Yeah, let's.
Just get that cash. From the first one, because make
some cool, yeah. Unleash was cool, yeah.
They. They they just want more money
and. What about Bay?
Another three. Al, do you think that haven't
played it yet? Who can't play?

(02:23:11):
It oh Bay another 3 is great. Good thing it's better than two.
It's the best one. In the series.
I like it, yeah. Not sorry, I hated.
Bay another three. I was disappointed.
With two, to be honest people, Ithought it was just a boss rush.
I thought it was. One was one.
Had deep substance to it and I had like feeling behind it and I
I thought one was incredible. I like 322.
I enjoyed but it was a boss rush.

(02:23:32):
I just wanted to show you. The picture of the boss, they're
like, oh, here he is. I wanted like in two.
Better open the book you like another.
Boss, you like 2 better than oneone was.
Great, but I've. I've when I think about both of
them, I I easily thought one waseasily.
Better I beat that. I beat like 3.
Said I. Just like who's the next?
Boss. Yeah, it was, boss.
Rush the game was a. Boss Rush.

(02:23:53):
It really was. I don't remember any story of
that game about man story that I.
Cared about 1. I actually was like, I mean.
I was engrossed into what was going on.
Plus like a boss. It was like a Devil May cry.
Yes. That's what one felt like It
felt like 2 was just a boss rushthree.
I have not played three was theyadded they added a different
mechanic on Part 3. I want to rock with it.
I'll fuck with you. I enjoyed it.

(02:24:15):
Yeah yeah, physical. Yeah.
OK, so I. Can actually play.
Two, but three was all over the place.
Really. OK.
I liked it. 2 was all over. The place I thought I liked the
fact. That it was all over the place
three and they tried they tried new things and I I listen I
enjoyed it. 22 was like I understand if people if you like
that the the other shit, the that more action oriented stuff,

(02:24:38):
then yeah, I can see how 2 was like you could see three being
like AI was just nasty. I was killing.
All them two had dialogue and then.
Boom, Boss. Yeah.
OK, so oh, Boss and other kids. Christ, how many fucking bosses?
And three has a lot more comedy in it and all.
I think so. Yeah.
A little, yeah. For like a little kid running at
you or something. It made me think of the.
The, you know, the book that would open and show the like the
enemy you're fighting. It's like how many avenues in

(02:24:59):
this motherfucking book? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Book Book should be a. 1000 pages.
Yeah, the book should be no be honest that be actually dope.
It opens to a different page andit throws a boss at not going to
both. That would be.
Actually pretty dope. Actually, Speaking of being
that, has anybody played that was that that's been off
whatever pretty I heard that wasgood.
I heard that was good. I played a demo of it, yes.
You did, yes. How is it?

(02:25:19):
It's not bad. Damn.
It's actually it's, it's, it's interesting, it really is.
It's not bad. How does it play those not?
Like, not like. Bayonetta, it's its own thing,
it's its own thing. It's its own thing you used.
Yeah, it's like a puzzle. It's like a puzzle game and it's
like you're controlling both characters with different
analogs, like one that local's one.
It's how about you make a call? Yeah, I don't know how we feel

(02:25:42):
about that. How about we just do car and
that's what well, you could you probably take you.
Take one joy kind, I'll take theother one.
You use the analog on that. I'll use the analog on this.
You might be. I mean, that's actually kind of.
That's possible. Switch, it's on switch, OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do they have the song band that?
Well. Did they have the did they have
that track? No, I didn't know that's her
theme. Dude they didn't have.
It in two. I was disappointed.

(02:26:02):
Why didn't they? It's our theme.
That was the 3/2. That played like ass on the
Switch. What 3?
Oh. OK.
It wasn't. Cerk's got a.
Point that I. I might wait for Switch 2 just
like I'm waiting for I. I knew this was 2.
I did the right thing with freaking Pokémon Dragon Ball.
Sparking. Zero.
I was like I wanted to buy it for the Xbox, but I was like, I

(02:26:22):
know it's coming to the Switch 2and they it's going to be a
launch style or close to launch.Why would you even buy that now?
Nobody. Cares.
Why would you buy that? Sparking 0.
Why? Why not?
Why? What?
It's Dragon Ball. It's.
Mad old now. It's over, man.
Look, it's got Beast Gohan, waitfor fighter 2 or whatever.
It's got. It's got.
Ultra instinct Goku I don't think fighter.
Fighters is going to get a sequel.

(02:26:42):
They're going to release the Goku.
Edition. All right.
That was the first. 1. What do you mean you think
that's going to stop? Them honorable mentions.
Whatever you guys got is to throw out there Bizarre, says
Street Fighter 3. You guys feel that that was a
step back from Street Fighter Two?
No, I knew St. Fighter 3 was fire, you think it
was 6 thinks? Street Fighter 6 is a step back.

(02:27:05):
He stepped back from. He stepped back from it.
Chalk made him step back. Yo don't get.
Me involved in this. Don't get me you're the reason.

(02:27:26):
I thought 3. Was a step back from 2:00
because there. Was three characters from.
Actually, four. Well, they changed it to Alex
was the. Main character, well I can I can
see why there was akuma there. Was Ryu, Ken and Chumley.
Those are the only characters from 2:00 and all the characters
from the game I hated except forthose.
There was not one character fromStreet Fighter three that was

(02:27:49):
cooler than Street Fighter two. Sean was cool.
Yo, Sean needs to come. Back first of all, not why?
Why? That's his only game, right?
No, no, no. That's it, that's it.
What's the name of the dude withthe trench?
Coat Elena. Elena.
Elena's. Cool.
Elena's cool. Just check what was the?
What was the name of the? The dude with the trench coat

(02:28:10):
QQ. There you crash.
He might be an inspector. Gadget, he did look like
Inspector. He looked like Inspector Gadget.
Always reminded me of the. Dude, they had the dude hanging.
Up in like a spider. Web or whatever or or or
whatever. He's garbage.
Baked out some. Yes, I said.
Yeah. He had one.

(02:28:31):
ARM or some shit right? Alice is trash.
The boss that I didn't mind thatrash the the no.
That boss. Battle was the.
Cheapest the boss in boss oh the.
Boss, I hate that. Dude.
Blue and white. Red.
Yeah, Blue. Red and blue I'm getting.
Black and blue, I said. SNK boss man.
Urine. Yeah, urine.
Was. Trash.
Urine. Yeah, Man's.
Name is urine. That is your name.

(02:28:52):
Urine. Urine.
Not. Urine, my man, I say.
Urine. He was urine, urine.
He was in diapers. He was wearing Kaisers.
He was he? Yeah, he.
He was wearing them Ludwig Kaiser trunks.
Man, get that shit out of here. And the suit.
And the suit. He was cooler.
And he went 5 or 4 was He put some fucking clothes on, but
then he got diapers. On he would be cool, no?

(02:29:12):
I didn't gel. With three, I was like, I tried
to, I got the collection, I tried to play three again.
I'm like, I don't like it. Like fighting Game Masters.
Love three? Yeah, don't blame him.
I don't like the parry system and that I don't like how you
play that game. But it's understood as being one
of the best, if not the best fighting game in all time
history. A lot of people love it.
Crazy 3 was fire. But I I I enjoyed 4 better.

(02:29:34):
Yeah, I thought 4 was better too.
The the even number street fighters.
I think about it, but we're. Talking.
About the bad. Sequels.
Army of Two. Devil's Cartel, yeah, took a
step back, even took a step back.
Story, Story. They fucked the entire story.
And and the action was. Good.
Customization was good, the action was good, gunfights were

(02:29:55):
good. They fucked that story up.
Like they fucked the story up sobad you can't probably you can't
do another one. Like how you fuck up the story
so bad you killed the franchise.Yeah, you probably have to just
reboot. Like you can't kill the
franchise. You fucked up the entire thing.
Damn, that reminds me one more Igot.
I throw Commandos 3. Remember that game?
That's actually. A good one.
Remember that game Commandos 3? I remember that shit Xbox.

(02:30:16):
Sequel to Mercs. Xbox 3. 60 Xbox Live 3 player
commandos 332 played it, we got pissed.
At too difficult? Yeah, too difficult.
For no reason. No reason.
Yeah, I should suck. No reason.
That was what we were excited toplay.
That it was like. It was like cartoony, I said.
Yeah, let's fuck with this and we got mad.
I said no, this is not even it'snot even fun like difficult.

(02:30:38):
This is just stupid difficult for no, this is not fun.
This isn't it. Commandos 3 for the Xbox 360 for
360. Yeah.
Yeah, it was. Like Xbox Live Arcade or
whatever. That pissed me off because I.
Really was excited. I remember that was going to be
cool. It looked.
Good. It looked really good and it
stunk. Booty hole shit.
I haven't played. This it was bad.

(02:31:00):
I don't even know if this. Is it?
Is this it? No, right.
No, no, no. No, what the I was about to say
I was. About to say yes because it was
a prison stage that sucked. The prison stage was terrible.
Yeah, what it says Commandos 3 because it was like 2 names
that. Shit was probably removed.
From fucking they raced it dude,they say get this shit off.
I can't even find this shit hold.

(02:31:21):
On. Because I think what you pulled
up was. Commit.
That's APC. Yeah, with the series, I know,
yeah. And I put Xbox 360.
Why the hell it was like a real time strategy?
What? You were pulling up, Yeah, of
the same game. The game, the weeks.
What? Was the called because it was
called that and it was also called Commandos 3?
What the hell was it called man?How can we put ARC?
Live arc I might have messed up everything.
Because I can't even find it. It's It did have a title

(02:31:42):
instead. Of Commandos 3, Wolf of the
Battlefield. Commandos 3.
Yeah, here it is. Yeah, I got it.
Yep, it is. It is, it is.
That's what it is. Oh my God, I'm actually mad.
So the Genesis 1 looks. Better than this bro, this is
that's. Your Merc sequel.
Oh, that's so. Unfortunate, but like it looks

(02:32:03):
worse. Now it looks like.
PS2 but. This was on.
It was like cartoony. Looking this shit looks like
asshole. Oh, that's the.
Cartoon part. Yeah, wow, yeah, the game looks.
Like. Xbox Live Arcade game?
Yeah, it was. Just.
You know, now she's talking like, what is he shooting like
an? Early one.
I knew, you know I knew. Nothing about this.
Same, same. It's gonna.

(02:32:23):
Be fun. It was not.
Same here, because and it's. Got the car and all that shit
like. I.
Didn't know this existed. But fortunate but it's.
Yeah. Booty hole.
Yeah. That says booty hole.
All right. Yeah, that was that was, yeah, a
little. Disappointing.
Yeah. Cartel.
Cartel get goes on there Fight Night round four goes on there

(02:32:45):
we can go on for another hour yeah there's there's tons
there's tons disappointing I gothold on I'm.
Not going to say them but you got like 50.
Again we got. Enough for three podcasts.
I got 123. 4 Jay's got every mortal.
Kombat after Mortal Kombat 2? Well, I have seven more I can

(02:33:06):
name. But I'm going to save that for
another podcast. Gotcha.
Are you including Tekken? 8:00 on that list.
Street Fighter Six, Yeah, he's astreet.
Fighter six second. Eight.
I would say Tekken 4. Guilty Gear or?
5 Resident Evil Resident Evil 1 Evil 2 Resident Evil 3, maybe 5.
Resident. Evil 5 Marvel.

(02:33:28):
Rivals. No, we're all.
Just throwing. Sequels.
Resident Evil 6 is on a lot. Of people.
Oh shit. You know, I, I, I couldn't.
Put it on there. It's like I.
Enjoyed Resident Evil 6. It was fun, I enjoyed.
Resident It was a. Fun action game it.
Wasn't. Yeah, and I feel like resident.
Evil 6 was like, you can choose the type of game you wanted to

(02:33:51):
play. Yeah.
So like you choose the characterthat determine what type of
game. It's a step.
It is a step. Back from fire.
I wish. I wish they gave.
You yeah, a separate game for each of them, you know, because.
Like how you know you could play?
Yeah, yeah. Full 2 as of as one character
you could play the whole game. Yes.
Play one of those scenarios as awhole game so you don't have to
pick all of them and there's tons of errors I.
Can name, but I really enjoyed the game.

(02:34:12):
Yeah, I can't. I can't.
I didn't put it on the list. Yeah, I I couldn't because.
I like the game. I wasn't disappointed by it, but
I can understand why people are like I was.
I was frustrated with it. I thought 6 was gonna put
Resident Evil 3 on there becausethis is to piss Reggie.
Oh. Wow, Reggie's gonna pop.
Popping out. Of nowhere.
Like, don't you fucking dare. And the next.

(02:34:33):
One, he's going to fly over here.
Reggie will be fucking so mad. Yo for real?
Seriously. Absolutely, man.
Might happen this year, man. Yeah, man.
Come through, Reggie. Come through.
All righty. Don't blow up the bathroom
though. Oh damn, don't blow.
Up the bath, called him out likehe was turbo.

(02:34:57):
Hey, Reggie, you out there If. He pops in.
I'll fucking die. That's only that's only after
cheesecake. If I have cheesecake, that's
when. Yeah, that.
Did not need to know too much. Information.
All right. Here we go.
All right. For those who are.
Checking out the podcast, listento us for the very first time

(02:35:17):
and you just decide that you can't get enough a level 857.
We got some good news for you. We got some more content for you
in the form of streaming schedules.
So Sneaky Sundays, 3:30 PM starting, we're going to be
doing multiplayer Let's Play Sundays multiplayer games of the
Co-op versus variety. So join that discord, follow
social media, find out what we're going to be playing.

(02:35:38):
But yeah, it's going to be a multiplayer game.
So that's a spoiler. It's definitely going to be a
spoiler. Everything else you got to find
out yourself when you follow us.Enjoying that discord talk?
What you got going on Fridays? I fight on Fridays 9:00 PM.
Eastern Standard Time Every Friday I play fighting games.
I play beat them up sometimes and people pull up.
Sometimes I get beat up. But you always.
Get back up. Yeah, man, Always, always.

(02:35:58):
Got to get up this Friday. I might actually play beat them
up. I'm not sure which one we got.
Quite a few. We got quite a few in the
backlog, man. I know, I know.
I'll get I'll. We'll discuss after the podcast.
I have one. I have one in.
Mind what you doing Goku 3? Say what?

(02:36:19):
Why aren't you supposed to play?Sing Goku 3.
Was I supposed to? I said I I probably said I
wanted to. You never played of it.
No Sing Goku 3. But I have that I have.
Metamorphic. Force on my PS5 so it takes like
1/2 hour. I might.
Just I might just. Do that and after you play Sing
Goku. Three play Sing Gohan.
Play Sing Gohan. How about the podcast and Seven?

(02:36:45):
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