The Toughest Single Player Games We've Ever Played!

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Oh yes, whether it's a beer, a shot, or even a glass of wine,
grab your favorite beverage as always.
And welcome to your favorite live interactive video game
podcast. That's right, it's lovely. 57
What's up? And we are your host as usual,
starting with me. Algae 857.
The 23rd. Wow, take my headphones off next

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time, sticks. Turboy, Firestone and your boy
Big Shot. What up?
And Oh my God, it's the Lord, you see, it's the Lord.
Shout out to mass produce. Shout out to World of Bizarre.
There we go. Shout out to Cafe Fox.
Let's do that again because you messed up.

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Shout out to Mass Produce World of Bizarre.
Cafe Fox and Lord Shabalba, thatis the jet.
Hell yeah, man, you got to standlike this.
You're not standing. No one's standing.
You're sitting. Down you got to sit like this.

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You got to sit. With the fresh cut, you know
what I'm. Thanks man, I did it right
before the podcast. Yeah, he got rid of.
That Trizzy. Extra fresh.
Jizzy ain't it right now, you know what I'm saying.
Ain't about that Drake, No. That's true you.
Know, let me stop just kidding just kidding.
Drake is a very successful artist.

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He's. Actor Actor.
No, he's a he's a very successful artist, and even at
his worst, he's way richer than any of us combined.
Let's brighten things up and talk about the game we've been
playing, you know? What the hell?
The ass kissing session is over,Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, no.

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I'm just making sure. Like we could have him on the
podcast one day. I'm not saying.
No, I mean he lost. I ain't have no I, I.
Have no losers on the podcast. The only winners on the podcast?
I guess that dream's over. Oh dear God.
Sorry, Ovo. Yeah right.

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Well, shout out to everybody in the chat man, you guys are
awesome and let's get in on the games we've been playing.
Y'all, not even 10 minutes in and we already insulted.
Yeah. So if for everybody out there
who doesn't know, the last podcast of the month is the tier
list. So we do a tier list every month
and we don't cover the games played for that week.

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So we're going to make that up today by talking about River
City girls 2 the double drag in the DLC Hell yeah man the.
Double drag on hell yeah. Love that.
So you guys, how you guys like it so far it's.
Fucking dope, dude. I like how you're able to buy
moves kind of easily. You know, you beat people up,
get the money, but a lot of stuff is not too expensive.

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We're able to expand our move list pretty, pretty well, and I
like the way it plays. Lots of options after you
freaking juggle somebody, the moves and we have different
moves, right? Jimmy and the Billy.
Bomb. They have the same, but they are
done differently like this. The sumo suno drop you had, you
could do it in the air. I could do it from a grappling.

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Position that's right. I can only do it from all right.
Jimmy can only do it from an aircombo, but you could you?
Shoot a fireball like you and can I do like a fucking a can
fireball Weird thing I don't know, but not don't man, I love
it. It's it's kind of freaky too
'cause like you put the double Dragons in like the River City
world and they're picking up money and buying moves.
It's like what the fuck is goingon?

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But the juggling is. It's it's crazy.
I was, I was discovering different ways to this, like put
moves together. And I remember Bannon was
saying, like, you could do so much in the air.
He's like, don't forget about what you can do in the air.
And I was experimenting. I was like.
Dude, this is crazy. No, it's, it's probably one of
the best depictions of the double Dragons that I've seen.

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You know, it's it's, they're done so well.
That pro V fight was done very quick.
Yeah, she died fast. She died very quick.
Yeah, Marion was tougher, but probie, was she?
Well, she wasn't easy, but she was like, you know, it was.
The opposite thing is that in the boss is like, not just
fighting them, they have the obstacles in the background.
Yeah, so that's why Marion's wastougher, because you have this

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stupid ass fucking sewage that raises and you have to jump on
the platforms and wait for it tohit her again.
But Provi's always out there andyou could always beat her up and
you're. Getting like shot at it was
something. Yeah, it was some weird robot
shit on the side. I was just ignoring it and
hitting there. I was like, our energy's fine.
And you discovered actually how to heal yourself, which was.
Yeah, and I started buying itemsthat made my stash stronger, you

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know? You saw that the the air combo
and you snatch them in mid air and powerbomb when it pops up in
the air it's. Ridiculous.
Vicious. No, you pull off some crazy
shit. And you can hit them with a
fish. I love fish.
Fish is delicious. You can pull off some crazy.
It's some some crazy shit in that game.
I like the I like the DLC. And they redid the the dialogue
just for the double dragon. So yard they don't they don't

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recycle like oh, it's just a double dragon implemented in the
game. It's no the dialogue.
Everyone reacts to the double Dragons.
Yep. You guys also played the
multiverses. Yeah.
We're going to keep this going till the wheels fall off.
Batman. Superman undefeated again?
Yeah, nice. It went well, It went well, it

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went well. I'm trying.
To think what was the team that had the rough patch?
I think it was Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman in the.
European, even though we had I think four wins to three losses
with them. But yeah, you're it's you're
dead zones, dude. No, I was getting mad and it was
because my dead zones were off and I was like, every time I
would use despair, it would misssomebody.

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I turned and faced the wrong way.
And it just, it cost a lot of matches too.
And then he told me, I asked himfor his settings, for his dead
zones, you know, styles. And then I did to mine.
And now I was just running through people.
This is crazy. I've been overcompensating for
so so so long. That's what.
Happened that's. So, so long.
That's what Damn. Damn, that's what happened with

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my Aria. I could, I wasn't good with her
until I fixed the dead zones andI was like, oh wow, now it's
really precise. Really, really precise.
It's crazy there's a 2 heights love.
No, no, May. They're not May 20th, so we
still got some time. You know what's funny about this
this session is it always makes me laugh.
The fucking Aquaman and Agent Smith combo.

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I don't know why they're so. Good it.
Makes no fucking sense. They're killing.
People, it's the goofiest team. What part of the stream do you
feel towards the end? We used, Yeah, we used them
towards the end, like the last last three matches or whatever.
We probably lost one. Maybe, maybe.
Wow. But yeah, it's just such a silly
like no, just got batted random.So you have Kev just shooting

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people and I'm throwing dolphinsand fish at people.
What the fuck's going on? Oh, it's.
The zoning they can't get past. It's so much going on like.
There is a lot going on, they be.
Like beating up Kevin, I just send a shark over there and they
get but it's the craziest. Why is this game going away?
Like what the fuck are you that is going on now with the cat.
The cast is at like 33 and it has like the perfect cast right

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now and the potential is just gone.
It's fucking crazy. It shows you Aquaman was the
one. Aquaman was the one no man,
dude, and I could have done his dialogue dude, you you couldn't.
You shouldn't have paid that guy, he said.
Watch out for the hurricane. Come on man.
Come on man. Default sound.
Different. This no he.
Sounded like extra. I've watched some, like anime

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movies with Aquaman. He does not sound like that.
Ready for the hurricane? What if it was AI?
Man? You don't know?
No. I saw the actor.
I saw the actor. Yeah.
Damn. Yeah like I did, but I enjoy
this game to death. I I played it before the stream.
I love multiverses man I love it.
I just wish something could be done okay and that was 2 Sundays

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ago so this is this past Sunday you guys did Mario Kart 8 that
was fun deluxe It was fun man your part's always funny it's.
Just is it though? It is.
It's a there was a lot of foul things happening.
Today. Yeah, Really.
Mainly between me and chalk. Me and Chalk had some foul.
Persons because he's a piece of garbage.

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You got screwed over, Chuck. The biggest piece of trash.
You know what The thing is? It's like I would have a plan of
hitting somebody and whenever, and then Chuck will just like
drive in front of me. I'm like, Oh no, this would be
funny if I hit him and I hit himand then it would piss him off
with the entire race. And I'm like, what's usually
it's hysterical. It's really good.
And if you get hit, like at a bad part of a race, sometimes

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you just can't recover. From it, no.
You know. You could be in first place.
You get hit at the wrong point you you're fighting for.
Eighth. Yeah, No, you're chilling there
for a man. You can get mad.
During a jump though. Oh, jump, it's over.
Jump. Jump is the best time to hit
somebody. I love that shit.
Mid jump it's the worst time. Oh.
Yeah, hit all right before on the ramp.
Do you guys discover any secretsat all?

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No, not really. I was too pussy because so so
shout out shout out to Daytona, who was who, who popped in, who
was winning basically all the matches and one match.
Oh, I was almost had him. I was in first place and it was
on the I think it was the cloud race and I know I knew exactly
where the shortcut was and I said I'm too pussy to go over

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there because I think I'm going to fall.
So let me just count on just hopefully I'm fast enough and he
you see him go on this shortcut and then he passes me.
I said fuck man and I finished second and I was just screaming.
I'm like I was too much of A pussy to fucking go I.
Was too much of A pussy. I mean you missed that.
You're like 5th please. Yeah, exactly.
No worse. I probably was.
There's 8th if I fell off that fucking shit.

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Yeah, dude, that game is mad fun.
It's always fun. It's timeless, man.
No matter what. You could throw it in anytime
and it's completely fun. And I just found out, I found
out that the the drivers stats also matter in the game and I
never want to switch off my me characters.
Yeah, so fuck that man. Exactly.
Really. Yeah, your driver, the body of

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the car or the bike and your wheels and your wheels.
I knew that and the kite that your parachute shit that I knew,
but I didn't know that The stat like the.
Personal like. Wow, they didn't in the weight
class, right? It's like small, medium, high
like they get. Certain, I think it's like the
first Mario Kart. Like Donkey Kong and Bowser were
the fastest but their acceleration was terrible.

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Gotcha, so if you get hit it takes a while for them to get
that tops. Gotcha, gotcha.
So I guess they kept that look at all the look at all the heads
in the yo look at the look at the crown, though, who was
wearing right there A. Scumbag A scumbag was wearing.
King. Skull Complete.
Slimeball. I played pretty OK though I I

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played kind of like a skull bag.Like like kind of like an
honorable. Oh boy.
King Slime. King, so strange.
Sleaze. As far as what I've been
playing, it's pretty, I don't know why I chose this game to go
back to, and I think it's appropriate for the topic that
we have for this podcast. Cyber Shadow yeah Holy crap.

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Fuck this game is tough. Is shit you're having trouble I.
Stopped, man, I look, I never beaten that.
You guided, man. I mean, I never did.
Near the end it gets tough. I never.
Did I never even got close? There's never got close.
There's some shit later. Well, let me tell you guys, I'm
at I'm up to there's 10 chaptersin the game.
I had to look this shit up because I'm like, holy shit, how
much more of this pain? So there's 10 chapters in the

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game. I'm just reached the ending.
I'm towards the end of chapter 8and holy crap, I had, I had a
battle toads, like a bad battle toads memory.
Yeah, I was on a there. There's a moment in there where
it was like, holy shit, this is getting me angry.
Like this is getting me angry. Tapped into that anger.
Yes, it's getting me angry. Like the wall platform jumps

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that area. You're on a bike, Really.
Yes. I can't be around like member I
figured. Exactly, I'm on a bike.
It's towards the end. No, I remember.
The bike, it is towards the end.I remember the bike.
Yeah, it is towards the end. It's got pretty cool music, too.
Yeah, because you have to do jumps and you're shooting and
you have to. Yeah.
God, man, the pain. The pain in this game, dude.
So Needless to say, I I that's where I'm up to.

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But I intend to be. I'm going to fight through it.
I need to get this game out the way.
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you one thing to make
it easier. If you can, try to find as many
energy tanks and magic energy tanks as.
Did you go back to the old levels?
Uh huh. Did you go back to the old?
Levels no, but I need I need to do that to do that.
Yes, you do. I need to do that because I
don't have enough energy and I'msurprised I made it like this

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far with what I have so far I'm like, it's one of those moments
where you're like oh, I fucked up yeah yeah, I gotta go back.
I gotta go you. Gotta do a little bit of Metroid
in there. Yeah, you have to.
You have to my thumb, my finger,thumbs.
They, they're killing me right now.
They're sorts 'cause I'm just like.
Let's be playing in a much harder way.
Oh, my man probably has five energies probably going into

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this shit like I always do, thatI play it the wrong way and I
did what I did. In Godhand it was like.
Yeah. Yep.
That's Yep. Didn't update nobody for the
whole game. But this game?
Trains worst feeling too when you go when you like get to a
point I'm like, I can't beat this and you're like, Oh no, you
played this shit the wrong fucking way and this is not
taking anything from the game. The thing is, I as frustrated as
I am, I'm more frustrated in myself than actual game.

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The the the game is flawless. It's awesome.
The music keeps you going. I fuck, I can love that sound,
but it's tough. It's tough, it's tough.
It's not an easy you're like, I'm better than they don't.
They don't hold your hand at alleither.
So you got to just like, just stick.
Just stick. With it, wait till you fight the
last bosses. I don't.
I don't even want to think aboutthat right now.
I don't want to think about thatSome.
There's some things. There's some things.

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I beat that two cities. That's that's wow, wow.
I don't really think about that.Also, I don't know, I've said
it. I mentioned it a few podcasts
ago. I, I, I got my 3DS, you know,
broke that out and I never played this version, but Rhythm
Heaven Megamix Rhythm is it Rhythm Heaven Megamix.

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Now this game, it is the best version of Rhythm Heaven.
It's Japanese weirdness. It's the best version.
It's a rhythm game that's like ait's like a cross between a
rhythm game and warrior wear. And this is I had more fun with
this one than all the other. Like put the and the reason why

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it's called Mega Mix is because it's every single every single
one. I played on DS.
Put together and holy crap, it'sall of them.
It's all of them all everywhere.And then also they added new new
characters and new new rhythms and I'm up to the end.
I'm up to the end. There's three endings by the
way, and it's like there's three, like you beat the game
three times but they're they addnew new stages and stuff like

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that at all. I'm right towards the end, like
I'm on the maybe 6 stages left and then I'm done with the game.
But the parts that I'm up to is freaking hard.
They're doing like triple timing, like drum like, Oh my
God. So you're playing two foul games
right now. Yeah, yeah.
Fucked up. Yeah.

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You need some appropriate appropriate for this.
For this. You need something calming.
Animal Crossing in. You.
I always have Tetris friend. Tetris is common for me.
Any gardening? Yeah, gardening actually, Power
washing simulator is a good game.
That's that one I. Heard about that that.
Shit is a lot of people, man. Some people have been talking
about it. It sounds so stupid, but I'm

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like, I was like, ah, let me trythis out.
I was like, next thing you know,like 3 hours go by, I'm like
wow, what the hell? Wow.
It's just satisfying, man, Oddlysatisfying.
But that's pretty much all I play, guys.
Yeah. Truck.
You had two Fighter Fridays, man.
The first one you had, I don't know why it's on this one here.

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First Fighter Fridays with the Street Fighter 6.
Here we go. Yeah, man, I had to.
I had to bring that back becauseI was not happy with the way I
played the the previous week. So I was like, now we going to
play this again and I played better.
I like still not back to where Iwas, but it's still a good time.
You got WS. I got 1.

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All that matters, man, You got 1, he said.
I got one. I.
Stole I stole a set from a HyperSlap because he was rusty and
I've never beaten him a Street Fighter before, so I was just
like. Oh really?
That's good dude. Wow.
I'll take that. I would have been and the stream
right after that. Yeah, right.
I almost did. I wanted to win when is.
It like it was. Steve deserves the pain.
I actually did that a stream before I ended the stream right

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after I killed him. Damn, it was at it was at the
end. I was like, well, this is the
perfect time. Wow, it's so grimy too.
Take my W and leave. Yeah.
Five to six, still such a great game.
It is still well done. Like the characters are so
balanced. They might have to tweak my a
little bit a little bit. She's she's a demon.

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She's she's trouble, just complete trouble.
And yeah, dude can't stop playing that game.
It's a good time, good time. Mad far.
Yep, they bring the competition when they come in the fight of
Fridays. Oh yeah, everyone wants to beat
my ass. And it's crazy because it's like
everyone knows my pattern because everyone can see me, see
me on stream fight. So everyone's like, oh, he's
going to do this. Two jabs in the driving impact

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and they they read it every timeand I'm just like, I'm tired.
Because you're saying it into the camera.
No, I just, I'm joking. I'm.
Watching. Driving pack, it gets abused a
lot. So people are they're waiting
for it, yeah. You know, it's like, and then
just have to, yeah. And how was Guilty Gear Strive
this past Friday? Amazing.
Yeah that game is beautiful man.It's so it's just beautiful to

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watch. Super fun to play.
I haven't played this game in a minute but first set I got I got
2, the 1st 2 sets I won. Oh wait, hold on, is that when I
caught this dude bong? There's still a lot of people
online. Yes, yeah.
But they're in the they're in the upper ranks.

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Oh, so I'm not. I like the gangsters of the.
Yeah. Not no casuals, no scrubs.
Yeah, like. Like I started on floor 6 and
then in the middle of the streamI got upgraded to floor 7.
That's where the ass whooping starting.
Oh God wow. But but yeah no dude that game
is so beautiful and fun to play.I like the the lobby here.
Man, that's always always cracksme up every time I see.

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You, and not for nothing, I wasn't doing too bad this this
was a rough fight because Jeff Fonda's a rundown, but that's
it. Dude.
I nice dirt came in towards the end of the stream and started
whooping my ass again. I mean, you know what?
Combos. Combo's crazy.
I. Forgot I have this game.
Yeah, you, but I have it's not. Is it cross play?
That's a good question because Ihave it on PC.

(19:00):
Think so. Yes.
If it is all right, I I'm horrible.
I try I yo, I'm bad I. Have I'll practice real bad I
beat the computer. Really.
Yeah. I'm bad do a tutorial.
No, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to just crash course, man.
I'm just going to join you up. Crash your stream.
I'll just join in. Fuck it you.

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Got to pick the right character.Man, give you some WS or whoever
else is in there. Yeah, man, it was good time.
And that game is so gorgeous to play and beautiful to watch.
Like, look, it's like you're playing an anime.
It looks like an anime I'm waiting for them to like.
There's a couple of games look like that now, yeah, but this is

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up. Quite a few that's up, this is.
Like Dragon Ball Fighter Z lookslike just like.
This actually looks a little bitbetter than Dragon Ball
Fighters. It's crazy how they just a
little. Bit I don't know about that, I'm
sorry. I'd love to see this art style
and this animation like veer into other genres.
Could you imagine? Like a platformer or freaking
like just any other. Like a Castlevania could.

(20:03):
You imagine if I made a marvel. Game like a Castlevania?
Oh man. They could love it new a new age
Sylvia Knight type game, Yeah. With this with.
Doesn't have to even be Castlevania.
Could be anything. Anything I was.
Getting to death here you all see this I was getting.
Wow. Anyway.
My ass. It was crazy.

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And you play every week. You play this game.
So Robin Robbins, Yeah. I can't.
Every week you play. Shut up.
What's? Wrong.
I've seen people buy new computers just for this game.
I can't, I can't stop playing this game.
It's mad fun, dude. Like I can't.
It's mad fun. Yeah, they got it right, man.
It's like every character, everycharacter's mad fun to play.

(20:53):
Like I, I started using SquirrelGirl the other day and I'm like,
you know, she's mad. Actually, I got to play no.
No, Nobody cares. Nobody.
Cares. Chuck, you haven't.
Sent any invites or nothing. No, you like didn't tell nobody
you. Know dude, you.
Already tell my friends, you tell nobody.
Not even online. I know I'm waiting for the
invite. Waiting for the invite.
I heard people were liking the thing a lot.

(21:15):
No, he's mad fun. He's super easy to use, not easy
to pick up and play like you just beat people down with.
Him so he's cheap as fuck. No, you just punch dude.
It's not like. Who we talking about?
It's not difficult, the thing. The thing Oh yeah, looks,
nothing. I used them once.
He's pretty cool. I use them again.
You just be throwing hands bro. Free to play done right man.
How's Human Torch? Human Torch is cool.

(21:36):
He's very cool. Your mass produces hilarious.
Yo y'all y'all bounding me man like what's wrong with y'all?
Instigated by this guy. Yeah, that's why I started.
Something and that's where that's where Cafe Fox started
the mid boss job. It's all about my son right now.

(21:57):
They moved on. They moved on, they can move on
all they want. I'm still playing rivals bro.
I don't care. That came as mad fun.
That's good. Still matching within the
seconds. So I got 0 complaints about that
game. Oh.
Shit, I completely forgot we gotlike some shots here.
It's episode 350. Oh.
Yeah, buddy. Dude they was hoping that like

(22:19):
we all forgot about let's do it y'all?
350 episodes, 350. Yards.
We we do it. Cheers, Cheers to our to our 350
subscribers out. There, got them.
Drink responsibly y'all. That's the big number, man, 350.
Cheers. Cheers everybody. 350 Oh, I

(22:40):
pulled a double in here there you go and.
If you didn't know that, that's just over eight years.
Yeah, 350 podcasts. That's a lot.
That's crazy. And we used to be a biweekly
podcast, and now we made it a weekly podcast.

(23:01):
Now. Doing it for a while what I was
saying we. Start we start now.
That's not no recent shit dude. Like the first year that's.
And Tori got some bite, bro. Oh my God, that wasn't the.
Worst, I think it was a pandemictime.
I gave you what we did. We started doing weekly,
probably. Yeah, I remember.

(23:23):
Yeah. Really.
Yeah, it might have been before or like either during it, either
during it or like right around, I remember.
Early started having guests around the pandemic.
Before that we were doing weeklythough.
You remember early on turbo was like, I can't do back-to-back
with. Wow, look.

(23:43):
Yeah, well, my first baby I couldn't do back-to-back.
Unacceptable. It's unacceptable.
No excuses, no excuses. Besides are wrong side.
Said Green. M&M's separate, them separate.
Them that's the reason why I post.
That that was an ill turbo imitation all right just.
I thought you said it. Just just like me.
It was just. I was like, was that really what

(24:03):
happened? That's really that, that.
That was my voice and everything, my tone.
For all the audio listeners, that was him.
Wow, Turbo. Speaking of Turbo, how do you
like Star Wars Outlaws, man? Star Wars Outlaws is you know
what this is, man, I don't like to hate that it's been getting
man, I don't like to hate. Maybe I benefit from playing the

(24:25):
game post patch. What is this?
You know, so is that. Well, that's probably what it
is. For people who are listening,
who don't remember what Star Wars Outlaws is about, it's
you're pretty much a Han Solo character, but it's set the
Internet aflame because it's actually a female woman of
color. A a woman.
So people are like, no. I want it to be Han Solo.

(24:45):
I want to be it's you're you're pretty much Han Solo.
You have to the game takes place.
You're trying to make deals withdifferent underground, you know,
gangs. Is she a bounty hunter?
And she's no, she's not a bountyhunter.
She's definitely she's a scoundrel.
It's a Hannah legit scoundrel. It's.
A Hannah solo. Hannah Solo.
Hannah Solo. Hannah Solo.
Yeah, stop. She has her own motivations and

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stuff like that and she's tryingto.
There's like 4 different gangs and you're trying to do favors
for one. I'd like though, I like the
gameplay loop because you do favors for one and it sometimes
pisses off another one. So you're trying to keep
everybody happy, but then when you get in good relations you
try to rob them. You like you try to you, you.
It's like you're and you make a decision.

(25:27):
It's like, oh you're going to fulfill the contract or you're
going to disobey him. I mean, not disobey, you're
going to like betray him or something like that.
What up not, Sir? And not Sir.
And sometimes they offer the opposition offers you more money
for a certain job. So you're like, all right, maybe
I will. You do realize this is a Ubisoft
game though? That's why a lot of people are
hating online. True.
Yeah. And just for that simple fact,
yeah. It's good.

(25:48):
It's got a great gameplay loop. How many hours did you play?
I put in probably a good, like, it's got to be, you know, a good
15 hours already. Nice.
Yeah, yeah. So you have an idea of what?
Yeah, no, it's like it's you gotthe speeder that you're, you
know, you're roaming around the planets on.
It's pretty vast. Also it's like the airship, the
space combat and stuff is great.I always looked at that game and

(26:09):
I always want to play. It looks like my type of shit.
Yeah. You have have you ever played
the the Jedi games? Yes fall in order.
I own survivor. I haven't played yet.
I'm gonna say this. I own it though I.
Think I'm think I'm probably gonna buy Survivor.
Yeah, Jesus, I'm. Probably gonna buy you should
that's. Cheaper now like 20 bucks I saw
it for. 20. Yeah.
It's absolutely worth. It it is a Star Wars
Renaissance, you can play a goodlights, you could play a good

(26:31):
Jedi lightsaber type game right now.
You can play, you know, outlaws as a sketch.
She's it's a totally different type of Star Wars game.
Like you never played as a scoundrel before.
That's what I like about it. Scoundrel.
I even learned how to play that card game that they got there.
I forgot what they call it but Istarted learning the rules and
started cheating and started winning.
So yeah, that's funny. You got like your little animal

(26:52):
and stuff like that. You kind of set him to like, you
know, detonate an explosive. Till you look at the car.
That's hilarious. Yeah, he could.
Yeah, he could sneak around, look at certain car, but
sometimes they catch him. They're just like.
What are you doing there? And then you can lose the game
and get kicked out. So it's like it's it's pretty
good. I'm enjoying my time with that
game. Definitely OK.
And he also played fitness boxing.

(27:13):
Oh, I didn't just play. I bought it.
Yeah, I bought fitness. Boxing fits the North Star.
Oh wow. Yo, it was funny.
Of course you did. It was in the E shot for like
499. So I was like.
Really. Yeah, I was cheap.
I was like, oh, not. I was like, so I was like motion
controlled fitness, boxing. I was like, yeah, let me give it
a shot. That's awesome.
Good work. It's good for the.

(27:33):
System. It's.
Funny switch yeah, you use the joy kind stuff.
You do the like the the boxing do like rhythm boxing and stuff
and I'm getting a good workout and you get to actually do you
do stupid stretches too. They got like, yeah, I was like
I have regular the first fitnessboxing and it's like, yeah, they
every before your workout, you do stretching and then you get

(27:55):
this is looks interesting though.
If this and All Star always comes back with a game somehow,
some way, it always pops up and I love the fact.
That that Dragon Ball. Yeah, yeah, it will never go
away and I love it. To like what, 8385 around there?
Something like that, yeah. The thing is 80s I feel.
Like look at this man, this. Is they they took like they had

(28:15):
to have taken assets from, you know, Ken's rage, Fist of North
Star, the, you know, the game that came out for the Xbox.
What about? I'm curious, how is the music?
Music is good, Yeah. It was like it's I think.
My man's not throwing any punches here.
Well, this is a what is it tutorial, whatever they.
That's the first tutorial. Yeah.
They tell you how to do it. Yeah.
They, it's a real, like fitness.It's a real workout plan.

(28:38):
Like they take your age, they take your weight.
Yeah. You know, you do a A stamp for
every day that you work. They're like.
OK, you're already dead when youlose.
No, you're already. Fed No, it's not.
Now you're already dead. But when you complete an
exercise, right, you have to go like this to like a thug to kind
of complete that. It's like he says something and

(28:58):
you're like, hold on, what they want me to do and I'm like, oh,
they want me to go like this. I did that shit and then he just
dies like the fucking thug, likedies right after that.
I was like, oh, they put that shit in there.
That's funny. After you do the exercise.
I see they have the footwork too, which is different.
They didn't. They didn't have that in the the
other version. The man with the 7th scar.
They're like the rhythm you got.The Fitness 1 right?

(29:18):
I have the first one. You have the fitness 1 though
like the. Fitness boxing, the first one.
Without without the piston nose.Yeah, the fitness boxing, the
first one, then they came out with Fitness Boxing 2, which I
never, I never played, and then this one.
You can unlock more instructors too.
Besides Kenshiro. You got like, was it Shin Ray?
Razor. Raul and Souser is also that's

(29:45):
interesting. It's there's different modes in
it too. It's like you beat up thugs like
it's just that's cool. I was like, you know what I was
like, I didn't expect that they would like put that much Fissa
North Star lore and. You're a fan of that.
It just follows you. I'd like to see it with other
properties though, like what if the double dragon like a like a
fitness boxing double dragon or you know, that was like punch

(30:08):
out since they're never they're never going to release one.
No, it's true. Might as well do a punch out for
this box. I turn a fitness box.
Well, no. Wow.
I the Wow, wow. No.
Well. Dogs are in the show for $5.
It was a steal. I'm like, I'm like, it was the
best $5 I've ever spent. I'm like, this game's pretty
cool, you know? And I, I like fitness stuff like
that. I got.

(30:29):
I still never opened Chris. Brown.
Fitness Box. You still haven't, Yeah, you
haven't opened a ball. Give me that shit.
No, give me that. Give me no.
I play, we, I played, we fit you.
And my favorite exercise were the boxing exercises.
Those were the those were my favorite.
Ones Oh, is Lost Paradise $20 yet?

(30:49):
Probably, probably. Or it could be like 300.
That's what I'm saying. Because they could be.
That's like a gold mine. That game could be.
Yeah. I gotta get that soon.
You never know. I gotta own it.
Lost Paradise. It's amazing.
I love it. I'm I'm glad.
I nightclub. I'm just gonna play the
nightclub Jesus. Christ, this guy.
Watch. Watch.
Chad, how much is that on eBay? How much is Lost Paradise
fisting off stuff? EBay.

(31:10):
No, that's a lot. And it's messed up too, because
I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm still playing Yakuza 0, right?
And I like Yakuza 0. It's a great, it's a it is a
great game, but I love fist North Star Lost Paradise.
It kind of it's ruining the Yakuza games for me.
It's crazy. That's all I want to say.
That was it, OK. And Styx, you played Rogue
Flight? I did play Rogue Flight, it was

(31:30):
a recommendation from the Radical 1.
Radical Reggie. So I saw him on a podcast.
So actually I heard him online talking about this too and
recommended it to everybody else.
So I was like, you know what? That looks pretty.
Damn. What is this?
What flight? I played this flight a month
ago. I played this.
Man, I didn't play in this perspective.

(31:50):
No, I don't like this perspective at all.
I did for a little bit and I'll tell you, well, listen, I got a
first impressions video hopefully coming out pretty soon
in the next couple of days. But so I won't delve into how
much, talk about too much, but if you like Starfox right here
you'll see what it's like. So if you like Starfox or Space
Flight combat, it's a unique experience that you don't get

(32:13):
much of anymore like back in theday you used to get.
Oh I've seen some of this. This looks pretty cool.
But it is pretty cool and there's multiple ways to or
multiple paths to take to art, to art, different endings and
it's a very anime inspired. It's a condom.
It's an anime. It's a Starfox.
You think? Yeah.
Anime Starfox. But I'll leave it at that for

(32:34):
now, and hopefully that video gets out there soon.
Not yet. That looks pretty cool actually.
Looks very nice. Yeah, it's a it's a little,
little diamond. And then you played a new demo.
I did so Steam was holding like this, this huge demo fest where
it had like 500 games with demosout.
So I was like, what's the top ones out there And I was like,

(32:54):
oh wait, I wanted to play the first Berserker and that was on
there. It's the first Berserker Kazan
and I saw on our Xbox showcase. I believe I saw this and I was
like, wow, that looks pretty, pretty damn cool.
The art style looks dope and it's a meatball game and it
reminds me. God of War, blood, guts, murder?

(33:15):
Not quite. Not quite but it's a similar
look. OK but it's all shaded or anime
esque. Also nice.
People are saying that it's kindof like a Dark Souls like.
Why don't they always compare? I'll tell you what.
No, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
I wouldn't say that the game is like that, OK?
Like the fighting and everythingis not as faster and it's more

(33:36):
action game, all right. But because there are areas
where you can save and buy stuffat the checkpoint, basically
your checkpoint is where you buystuff and enhance yourself.
Gotcha. And that's the Dark Souls type
mechanism that they'll see. So if if that's in your game,
it's gonna be Dark Souls like. Funny how it's like 1 little
tiny things like and it's tough.It's a little bit like and it's

(33:56):
like, no, it's a dark soul. It's.
Tough. It's tough, too.
Is it? Yeah.
OK, so that then Then in that case, you can call it Dark
Souls. It's Dark Souls and
Metroidvanias. If you're a little bit like it,
you're automatically throwing that cat.
You just throw it in, though. That's like, come on.
Man, every action game with a weapon you're like, oh it's a
dark soul. Like, no it's not.
It's not any tough game, It's not.
Arsles. Like a dodge.
I'm surprised there's no Batman likes, right?

(34:18):
Yeah. Because yeah, yeah.
It's like there's no Arkham. Yeah, there's no Arkham likes.
It should be more. There's a.
Spider man an Arkham like no. It would, but they don't use
that term. They don't use that term at all,
but Spider Man is. Spider like.
Yeah, spider, spider like. Yeah, no, the only thing I heard
that was like Arkham, like was Office.
No. So what's the other game with
the the the movie with Mel Gibson, Mad Max?

(34:40):
Mad Max Mad Max is. The Mad Max is the Arkham.
Like that was the only time really.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mordor got Assassin's Creed
like. $2.00 online. Mordor got Assassin's Creed, but
the but the fighting was like, like Arkham.
Arkham, but it didn't feel like it, which is crazy.
No, it was its own thing. Not to sidetrack everything, but
I saw a short for Shadow of Mordor the other day and they
said the combat's so insane. And I just watched the short.

(35:01):
Oh my God. And I almost wanted to be like,
yo, who has it? I wanna play it.
I wanna play. I wanna play right now.
Sorry. Still no 60 frame patch.
Well, back to the game talking wow.
So the first berserker, it's funny because when I saw it, I
was like this reminds me of likea like a polished PS3 game as
far as like when action titles were like this, the third person
titles like this, right and everybody like was like it's

(35:22):
like from I saw a podcast and hesaid, yo, this is like a berserk
game, right. This is like off the anime
Berserk, I said. Dude.
I wish really I. Hated it because they said oh, I
don't want to play that. If it's like from Missouri, I'm
like dude, it's not. First of all, it's it's from
like the fighting game DNF tool.Yes, you could clearly see that
it has nothing to do with. They said it's anime, so they

(35:43):
know they're come on. I was like, come on.
Stop it, stop it. Wrong.
You're supposed to know about games.
By the way, this thing this thisplaythrough I'm scrubbing
through here on YouTube is 3 1/2hours.
Well, I was getting to that. The demo, the demo, I went to
this demo at 12:00 AM because itwas like the last day that the
demos were going to be up, so I didn't know if they were going
to cut them off or if you're going to keep them if you
downloaded them. So I was like, OK, it's over on

(36:04):
the 3rd, it's the third at 12. So I'm like, I should probably
give it a shot if I want to playthis.
So I recorded my playthrough, soI don't know if I'm going to use
that footage for anything, but Iwas like, dude, it's 3:30, It's
3:30 and I'm still on this demo.Those bosses I beat.
And I'm like, Joe, that boss wastough.
I can't wait to get through thisdemo.
And he's like, well, now next mission is this.

(36:26):
I'm like that wasn't the boss inthe demo.
That wasn't the boss. You think that the demo's over.
It's like, no, demos have been tricky.
Demos have been really tricky. It was like, there's three more
steps we got to do to do this, like cross this mountain and
stuff, like three things. It's practically the whole game
and then you get the you actually get the game and it's
like just one boss and. It's I got through.
No, I got, I got through those two things.

(36:46):
OK, That must be the end of the demo.
No, the boss I'm like, dude, this part, this boss just killed
me in seconds. So it has to be the end of the
demo. So I got up to that boss and
called it a night. I was like, I cannot I'm not
doing this for a demo. I don't even know if this is
going to count. And what sucks is I played on
the PC. So if I get it for game pass, it

(37:06):
was free on game pass. I'm not doing that over.
From the beginning now. I have to buy this.
That's what demos have turned into, because they've been
taking the save data and like for RPGs, they've been doing
that, Yeah. And for everything.
It kind of locks you into the system though, yeah.
They did what Liza P yeah, I played that and I played I
played on Xbox. I can't get past the first ball.
I'm not doing this again way further on the PC.

(37:28):
That's. Good.
But yeah, man, the pain's good. The game is great.
I was getting better and I was like, yo, I'm I'm like grinding
to get my, my, my levels. I was like, this is like old
school though, and I'm getting better.
I beat the shit out of the firstballs that killed me.
I was like, Nah, he's not bitingme like that and killing me.
That looks good. It's it's slower at the
beginning, but once you get powered up and get different

(37:48):
weapons it starts getting faster.
So if your first impression person press is like OK, this is
kind of slow. So you can't play for like an If
you play, how long would you saywould be a comfortable?
Beat the first boss, level up enough to be the first boss, and
you'll get a good idea of how toplay the game.
Gotcha. But if you die on the first boss
like this is too hard and you'renever.
Going to Yeah. It's not for you, man.
Yeah, but. Once you start running through

(38:09):
the enemies and you're like OK Igot this and it's fast, like the
dodge and stuff and you don't roll, you dodge.
Role would be souls like yeah right that's that's.
OK and you can like parry, so there's.
I like the parry. Yeah, I'm always a fan of that.
That's good. Hold down block.
You don't have to parry, only 10block.
Oh yeah, so they give you a choice.

(38:29):
That's cool. Yeah, so it's interesting.
She comes out next month and I hope that people actually give
it a shot because a lot of people are like, I don't care
about that game now. I'm like, why is that one
getting the shaft? Like come on, it looks good.
You know why there's a lot of too many games?
That's why man, 'cause no, because I'm like upon looking at
it, you'll think of like Wukong,you think of like Dark Souls.

(38:49):
Even though they may, they may, it may not play like it they
made, but it's like they'll it'sthe same like type of games.
So the. Games look alike.
Yeah, those are. Popular games I'm like how come
this one doesn't get a look? Some some has to get shafted.
Like it's one of those that's like something's like, oh, it's
just gonna be the same thing, even though it probably isn't
right. But it's like, as long as yeah,
it's like. It's like you're gonna play.

(39:10):
This. That's exactly why they did like
3 hours like. I heard it got like like 4000
it's in like the 90s for reviewsand I got 4000 reviews for the
demo so wow it's. Doing good.
Hopefully it does good. Well, a dude has an axe and a
sword, That's different. That is different.
You get a spear and then you geta gut sword too.
Oh, really? That's cool.
Then it's really berserk. That's awesome.
Yeah. Yeah, it does this like Berserk.

(39:32):
How about a main character? Get some numb chucks God damn
it. Can you can you?
Can you customize your character?
Yeah, last thing yes. So whenever you get a new like
you get armor and whenever you pick up armor from an enemy, you
can equip them and change their look completely as you put them
on. So if you got gloves, you put
them on, You put, I got a helmet.
It took, I kind of, I kind of didn't like because I like the
look of the character. But when you put the helmet on,

(39:54):
obviously he doesn't like the character anymore.
So but then I got some horns andstuff, but you can still see him
in his hair and stuff like that's pretty cool.
That's nice. You do.
It. Changes on the anytime the
character changes. It's always cool.
Every little thing changes. That's cool.
That's cool. Like a shoulder armor or the OR
the full armor like all the changes.
As long as you can make Berserk then yeah you can make.
I guarantee they have his armor in there.

(40:16):
Probably have this. Helmet you probably.
Can if it's an Elden Ring like that is a lot and they have the
sword come on man. People pay homage to Berserk a
lot. A lot.
Make cloud yo berserk, Berserk and fist and All Star always
recycled forever. Can you make Sephiroth and
Dragons? Well, your characters more like
Sephiroth than anything. Not white hair, he's blonde

(40:37):
hair, but still. Yeah, that's all so far.
OK as. Long as demo dude.
Style you've been playing actually you started are you
doing chronicles No, I went backto it because remember I played
two hours and it puts you in just a main hub before you start
getting characters and I said I said that's the perfect time to
stop because I'll I'll know whenI come back what where to go

(40:59):
gotcha because if I did like 5 hours I'd be like lost and I
would have to start over but I Igot up to I'm like 8 hours in
now wow yeah I put in some time last night and the game is cool
man I like it a lot it's so so old school it's an old school
RPG 6 was watching me play it the map system the map system

(41:20):
was a little all over the place because I didn't know where to
go it's it's fucked up too because when you left and I
completed that task. They.
They have a blue icon that showsme where to go now, so I was
expecting. Yeah, yeah.
So. Seemed like it wasn't.
There, Yeah, 'cause I didn't know where to go.
I was like, shit, They want me to find like these characters,
and they just want you to get a party of six and then report

(41:40):
back to the guy and he's going to open the world up for you.
Pretty much. OK.
And yeah, that's actually prettymuch who I have in.
Really. Yeah.
That's exactly. This is your gameplay.
This is pretty much. Yeah.
Those are the characters. I have.
That's probably right at the. Beginning I secretly recorded.
That's exactly I was I just beatthe minds last night.
Oh shit. Yeah, so that's that's great
that you showed that. Wow, that's exactly what you

(42:02):
said 8 hours. So I was like 3 hours into the
yeah, no spoiler for you. So I like the I like the cast
except for one character who I picked up.
Here's the cast right here. He's the guy right there.
His name is Caruto the guy, the blonde dude.
You think he has a sword and hisshield but he has this baby
crossbow that looks like a nerf gun and it would have been a.
Sleep. Shot and and his animation his

(42:23):
animation is just like you barely even see him use it.
I'm like, no man, well. It looks like his arms are
short. Yeah, I'm like, he's a sword is
something like come on. But everyone else, you know, you
see them jump up to the to the enemies and stuff like that.
And I'm starting to understand like the, the battle system
because they have all the characters listed.
And yeah, so like, and they have, there was a cool boss

(42:45):
battle I had where there's gimmicks.
So like the, the, the boss had like a crane where he would drop
rocks on me, but the lever wouldbe on the stage.
So I can basically send one of my characters to hit the lever
to go to him and hit him. But I got to see where he is on
the, on the, the timeline prettymuch when he's going to attack.
So if I do it too early, he's going to go and hit the lever
after that. Sounds like live alive.

(43:09):
I think a lot of a lot of games have done stuff like live alive
very gimmicky like that when youfight.
Yeah, each live. Alive, yeah.
Live alive, but do live. There's a there's a healer that
I just got. She was funny.
Oh my God, fucking hilarious. She's like the sweetest, nicest
person. And then she turns ratchet and
angry. She like especially during

(43:31):
battles. She's like, oh, I'll heal you,
this, this, that, take that, suck it.
But like she's just yelling and shit.
I'm like, Oh the fuck is. This.
She was saying. Being mad shit.
Like, like when you find her, she's cursing out like these
fucking thugs or whatever, just yelling at them and just
berating. Them.
I think it was her though. No, no, it sounded like a
fucking. Off screen.
It sounded like an angry hillbilly.

(43:52):
That's how that's how she sounded.
And then when you see her, oh, you want me to join you?
Oh, thank you so much. But.
And she's just yelling at people.
I'm like dude her character is hilarious.
Wow, hilarious. She said huh, Like, oh.
She says what? What?
There any bad voice acting at all?
No, it's good. Good voice acting good.

(44:12):
That's good. But there's purposely, they
purposely did those words stupidest for her because she.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
She's like, what are you? Saying Oh no dude you missed
this one Oh my God this boss battle had like 3 people and the
dude was a healer but he like was psychotic and he'd be like
something something like he would everything he said was
like twisted and he sound like amurderer but he was a healer.

(44:34):
That's elect. I was dying the entire time,
dude. Like they got there's some charm
in that game, dude, a lot of charm.
I. Like the art style, I like the
camera, the. Camera art style, pixel art
music is good too. The the the battle music is very
good. So it's got me intrigued.
I want to learn more. I want to open up more in the
game a lot. More about enough No like it
came out people like yeah, it's good next.

(44:57):
Yeah, I wasn't sure because you never know when you look up
stuff online, there's so much hate for everything that you
don't know. And thank God, shout out to
Radical Reggie. He played it and I said, is it
worth it? He said it's definitely worth
it. And the game opens up when you
get your own hub, which I do nothave yet.
He's like, but it opens up and it it will change.
Trust me. I'm like, OK, it's.
Silly coden like man. Yeah, and I love me some silly

(45:17):
coden man, but yeah, I love the shit out of that game.
It's it's it's fun. Awesome.
Very fun all. Right.
How much was it? It was.
It was discounted. I paid 34. 34.
Yeah, OK, very old school gaming.
Unlike what Nintendo does, yeah.Dude and the boss and the 6th
dude in the boss battle was pretty long.
I was like, this is old school. Yeah, this is old school cuz

(45:39):
I've been fighting these fucks for a long time.
Well, you got, you got, you got built up though.
Yeah, so should have. What if you got up there right
away? Yes, I would have been dead.
No, I would have died. I would have died fast, very
fast. All right, stop.
I I I like it. So that's what you've been
playing, huh? I was the multiverse is Unicorn
overlord. The usual suspicion.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. All right, in that case, we're

(46:01):
ready to announce the indie gameof the week.
And this week is. Boom.
Scott Pilgrim Versus the World. The game released January 14th,
2021, Developed by Ubisoft Montreal, Published by Ubisoft,

(46:21):
available on PS4, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, PC and Stadia.
What the hell is Stadia? This came out way before.
It's available. This was on the 360.
Yeah, it was available. Physical from this.
Yeah, well Xbox is pretty much everything.
This is one of the best beat them UPS ever made.
Yeah, this game is mad fun, this.
Is top top tier, top ten holds up?

(46:45):
Dude, I remember. Top 20, maybe top 20, but you
think that. Yo.
I remember watching shorts with this art style on YouTube from
the artist I guess is inspired by who did this.
They were insane, but the animation was insane.
So I was like, oh, they took it and put it in a game.
Yep. And yeah, it's Scott Pilgrim,
man, Scott Pilgrim was dope. Yeah, it really is.
The Movie. The movie was.

(47:06):
I didn't see the cartoon. I was cartoon.
Netflix thing is dope dope. The dope yes, I I completely
fucking. Forgot about it but the the
movie is so is so underrated like iconic man it should have
it should have done so much better in the movie.
The live action, yeah, that was actually very good.
I like that. I mean, I think it gets its
flowers now, but it should have when it was in the theatre.
Exactly. Exactly.
The stadium, yes. And I'll still remember.

(47:28):
I remember the the shorts I madeyeah, bro on TikTok.
If you guys are following us on TikTok and you should be, you
could see me getting violated bymy teammates.
Pause. They Nah, it was a violation,
son. It was a violation.
You said no. Pause.

(47:48):
Yeah, No. Pause.
You could pause whatever y'all straight threw me off the stage
for no reason. That was an accident.
Watch it, watch the footage. So.
Funny though, y'all did it threetimes.
It was fast. That should happen fast.
It happened. It didn't happen to anybody
else. A lot going on it.
Didn't happen to anybody. Else, see, it's almost, it's
almost impossible to do it in River City because it's slower.

(48:10):
This moves a lot faster. So like if you fall down, you
get picked up, you get picked upand thrown very quickly,
especially if you're close. So the moral the story?
Next time they'll get knocked down, Yeah.
Better. Be better, chalk, be better.
Just forgot about the money system the way it works here.
Well, it's River City inspired. Definitely.
Yeah, definitely River City inspired.
Just don't go to the secret store early in the game or it'll

(48:33):
you'll be OP. Yeah, you'll just.
Destroy first played it. We did that.
Yeah, we murdered. Everybody and everybody.
Died. I'm like, Nah, that's, that's I
don't want to play like that. Yeah.
Second time we didn't do. It we also glitched the game
too. Well, four players, a little
iffy in the beginning it is. But that was, yeah, that was
when it first released. So any indie dev, yo, any indie
dev out there that's doing a four, we'll play a game.
Let us get that code, we'll playit.

(48:53):
We'll find the glitch, we'll find it.
We'll find that glitch real. Quick, yes, because we do it all
the. Time.
Oh man, all the time. Literally all the time.
Test on 4 player. Every four player we play, we
find glitches. Breaking Stop.
Breaking. Yes, it's always game breaking.
And this game's music is very underrated.
Very Oh no, I think loved it. Oh.

(49:15):
I forgot the music. I love the soundtrack so
fucking. Good.
Well, I mean it's. The best ship to music though?
It's a music. Product.
It's about music. So yeah, it's fun, it's indie,
it's indie music inspired, Yeah.From Canada, yeah, wow.
That's why in any. Case you also check that.
Out for sure, yeah. And it's still available
physically, so you can actually own it.

(49:37):
Yes, it wasn't. It wasn't available for a long
time. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, there you go. All right, so that concludes
that seal A. Quality.
Seal a quality. Peschel Level 857 Seal a quality
and don't throw your friends offthe stage.

(49:58):
Unless you want a good short. With friends like these, who
needs enemies? Just saying.
Just saying hey. Off the stage.
Hey, man. Acting like it was Smash
Brothers, like Breath, we ain't playing the game.
So we got 4 News articles to talk about.
Oh no, You know what? That.

(50:18):
He's. Got 4 News articles y'all?
No, he. Said don't play no games.
I want to hit the one hit the wrong one.
Hit the wrong one, then he triedto correct himself in it.
The other one doesn't work like that.
That's like, what's the moment? He can't?
He can't redo it. It's like, no, no, I had to do

(50:39):
this one, then bring it back. Start hitting all the buttons,
one of them has got to be right.Listen, it's the same thing
that'd be ill if you blindly were just tapping bones up.
Like it's not random, like what are you doing?
It's over. Just have a random sound effect
button. So wait, is it time yet?
Time for I don't know guys. Is it time?
Yet yes, yes. Is it?

(51:04):
Time No Jesus Christ. What the time pass?
Ladies and gentlemen, it is timefor.
Wow. What?

(51:25):
Do you do? He just makes noises.
He makes noises like he makes noises.
Like Turbo, do you purposely tryand sabotage?
Like he knows it's not look how he's laughing so hard 'cause he
knows it's not a song. I'm.
Gonna teach you how to play, howto believe that this man has the
nerve to name a random game and be like it's the baseline from
this. Game.
It's it's nothing. Shut up.
It's not. It's not.
Contras don't first stage, it's the first stage of Contra.

(51:47):
No, it was Contra. It's a turbo making noises.
No, it's first stage of conscious Jesus.
Christ, I don't teach you how toblend.
Turbo farting with his mouth. So at least it goes with the
beat. Yeah, Jesus.
He's like, what beat? What is that?
There's. The beat, he's making it up as
he goes along. Jesus Christ.
Wow, Sorry to the first news, y'all.
So this news is a little old now, but we wanted to talk about

(52:10):
it because it's important. We couldn't do it last week.
Yeah. Warner Brothers cancels Wonder
Woman game and shuts down Shadowof Mordor Studios, No.
Fuck Warner Brothers. So damn.
So the closure is part of a larger restructuring following a
poor performance of Suicide Squad and the Multiverses First

(52:30):
player. Well, player first games,
Multiverse developers and WB SanDiego were also shut down.
So WB is just, they just want a rampage.
They said they aim to focus on their key franchises like Harry
Potter, Mortal Kombat, DC and Game of Thrones.

(52:52):
I know. It actually those are
appropriate I. Hope it's true or not but I
heard a rumor that they are using first player player first
games to produce a hero shooter with DC characters now because
they want to go against. Rivals.
Interesting rivals. Oh.
Wow, here we go. I don't know.
I mean, that's big. Huge.
Stuff. But I did.
I did read that. I heard somebody was interested

(53:13):
in ADC version of Marvel Rivals.Yeah.
So they might have rehired or gotten hired again for for that.
If that's how are they gonna, I'd be super happy for that
studio, but. Yeah, but it's still late.
It's still following the trend. Unfortunately, that's what they.
See, that's I'm I'm with sticks on that because I don't like
shit like that because regardless of what they come out

(53:36):
with, it's. Not gonna be tomorrow.
It's not. Yeah.
And it's it's like, right, What?We don't know what's going to
happen with Marvel rivals, right?
It's doing great right now. Years from now it could be gone,
right, we going to you going to spend time making ADC game
That's like that. If it goes away, that's the
problem with these fucking live service games is they're going
to go away eventually. And unless you're Fortnite that
has fucking sub 0 dancing like aDick head, like what the fuck

(53:59):
are we doing? And I and and shout out to media
glitch, because I saw that on Twitter the other day.
He said this is what I fucking hate.
And I said, yes, this is what this is complete bullshit.
We don't get sub zero and scorpion and multiverses where
they belong. We get them in Fortnite dancing
like a Dick head. Why they pick the wrong dance?
Shit is ridiculous. What is gaming turning into?

(54:19):
Well, back to. The it's turning into a money
grab, bro. That's why I hate it.
That's why Warner Brothers shut down the studios.
They're like, oh, we have such great properties, how come you
guys didn't make hit games with?It no, there's too many.
You guys are impatient. You guys rush shit out.
You did it with your Movies, Nowyou're doing it with your games,
and now you're shutting shit down again and you're.
Stupid and you have too many Kendolls running this shit.

(54:40):
Like, come on, man, Smooth. Throw some fucking balls.
That's smooth down there. It's true.
Oh, it's not making money right away, so let's cut everything
that actually people want to play.
Fuck Warner Brothers. Well, Warner Brothers says Water
Brothers Discovery aims to regain credibility by producing
high quality game. Well, first of all, fuck them.
Secondly, not only is the multiverses gone, it's the damn

(55:01):
nemesis system that was going tobe in the Wonder Woman game and
I've been dead for and somebody was like I early looks of the
Wonder Woman game and it was vast and it was beautiful.
Well they said they they redid the game and took out the
nemesis system mid mid cycle. And now the nemesis system is
just sitting there. It's just, it's just people who
know about the nemesis system. They know how important and

(55:24):
amazing that is. Yeah, well, they own that.
They own that solely on them forthe next 10 years.
Oh, it hurts. Unless they license it out.
Why not? Because make money.
Yes, they need money. Seriously.
Make money. Listen, Microsoft, please, just
please. You have the money.
Buy it. Take this.
Buy everything from them. Warner Brothers doesn't know

(55:45):
what the fuck they're doing. Yeah, fuck them.
And it's crazy because it's likewith the properties that they
own. Yeah, DC, Harry Potter, they
going to put it. In these are these are like home
runs. These are like home runs.
Do you know how? Game of Thrones would be cool
with the nemesis system, of course.
Oh yeah. God, why not, dude?
Yeah. Dude, not Harry Potter.

(56:07):
No, I can't remember what, but they've proven to make a good
Harry Potter type game with Hogwarts.
Like. No, no, no, not nemesis.
Hogwarts Legacy too, but with the nemesis.
But to be honest, they probably could pull that off.
But I don't fuck with that. I fuck with Game of Thrones.
You know, Game of Thrones is more like what it was with.
The shadow monotype. Dude, like this news I felt.

(56:29):
Rage. I felt complete rage when I saw
this because it's not like hey now just a bunch of cash
grabbing properties that are just going no no these are
there's substance behind this. Like ever since Smash Brothers
set the tier for platform fighters I was looking for
something similar but I didn't want the same thing.
Multiverses isn't the same thing.

(56:50):
It's not the same as Smash. It's a 2V2 and incorporated
teamwork. And they had the properties from
Warner Brothers. They had DC teaming up with
fucking everyone Looney Tunes characters.
Like how does that fail? How do you not know what?
To do it had to do was let them cook this little bit more.
This is all we got right here. Stop.

(57:12):
Rushing. This You're killing the art.
Wonder Woman Game You know how long people have been waiting
for a Wonder Woman? Game that would have been fired.
I don't. Know bro, but I mean.
That would have been fired. A single player game, he said
not. If you're going to fuck up a
Wonder Woman game, then you deserve to get fired from every
job you ever have. This is Oh yeah, they didn't.
Want to make a single player game like that, They want to
find out how to monetize it and they couldn't do it, so he said

(57:33):
forget it. Terrible.
You know what? Didn't they stop making a good
game? Didn't they?
Didn't they wait? Didn't they say they want to do?
I wouldn't be surprised if they want to live service this shit.
No, that's probably what happened.
This scum scum scumbags. Not everything you know you have
to please your consumer in orderto earn their trust.
Then like later on down the line, like if they if they had

(57:54):
like if they knocked out, like if multiverses was a hit and
Suicide Squad killed the JusticeLeague was a hit, then they.
Squad killed WB. Well, I mean, they did, no.
No, they're all right. So Multiverses was a hit, The
beta was a hit. They were impatient because they
said, oh, this is going to get us money.
Let me rush the people who actually work hard and put out

(58:15):
something that's not fucking ready because we want the money
and it ruined the entire shit. That's exactly what and and why
make a game. Suicide Squad is not even.
They're not. No one wants to be them.
No. One wants a game with them.
Justice League. They want the Justice League,
maybe. Suicide.
They might want. They want this.
They want the Justice League. They don't want the suicide.
Squad suicide kills kills the game industry.

(58:38):
No, they want a free to play think about, think about.
They did Avengers right. You had all The Avengers in
there. They want the Justice League.
If you wanted to do the free to play shit you should have had
the Justice League, not the fucking the bum squad.
No one wants to be boomerang fucking whoever this guy is Who?
No one cared. Who wants to be him?
Who's going to pay for his skins?
It should have been justice. But but, but I'm saying like if

(59:02):
they, if Warner Brothers did this and built trust in their
games, like later on down the line, they could have made a
live service game and been like,try this out.
You know what I mean? Let them cook.
It takes time. You can't take something out of
there. You can't take things out the
oven before it's ready because it's going to be fucking
disgusting. Let them cook.
Let them cook. Radical Reggie.

(59:23):
What up Reggie? How you doing, Reggie?
What's going on? Radical Reggie.
I still don't believe it was youplaying Street Fighter Six,
Reggie. We're going to get it going,
Reggie, definitely, we're going to get it going looking.
Forward to it. But yeah, this news pissed me
the fuck off. I was very angry about it.
I was so upset. I did hear about a movie based
on the Game of Thrones world that's gonna have Bautista and

(59:45):
Miller Tchkovich. Chokovich, Chokovich No.
That's not based on Game of Thrones, Yeah, Is it?
Yeah. How?
It's it's in the same world. How do got guns and stuff?
They said it's in the same worldhow what I already said it's the
same world how how guns. Guns in Game of Thrones, they
don't. Make sense?
I'm not writing it, but yeah, ifthey did that with the Nemesis

(01:00:06):
who made a game out of it, maybethat's their property then.
Now guns and Game of Thrones getthat shit out of you.
I don't know what it. Is guns.
And Game of Thrones that shit out of you First person shooter
Game of Thrones. It could be in the future, I
don't know, but I forgot to nameit but.
Yeah, whoever's running want to find everybody in one.
Of those, they got to be patientand let their people cook

(01:00:27):
because they're they're they're screwing with a lot of talented
game producers and it's like, come on, man. * Wayne Brady No.
I I wish the industry was more like Nintendo, you know, not
they have Nintendo has their faults, especially when they go
after, you know, Youtubers for you know, of course, projects
and stuff. I'm not really all about that,

(01:00:48):
but when it comes to treating their people like they're like,
they'll keep a game delayed. Yeah, they'll keep the game
delayed until it's good, you know?
And I'm like. Well, they published their.
Own to that. Yeah, I mean, I've been saying
this for a long time about Nintendo.
Like, you know, we'll talk shit all the time about them, but you
know, when something comes out, it comes out, Yeah.
And it's and it's clean. And Nintendo built that

(01:01:09):
reputation. So if you hear them say, oh,
this game is delayed, you're going to be you're going to be
upset for like 5 seconds. And you're going to be like, oh,
you know what? There's a reason.
It's exactly. It's exactly that they built the
Rep. They they built the reputation.
That's the thing. They built the reputation.
They didn't give player first games the opportunity to build
their reputation. And, you know, they were very
transparent, which is good and bad at the same time, but they

(01:01:32):
didn't let them cook. But they told.
Her they need to work on their online.
And dude and the fighting game won and multiverse is one
fighting game of the year. The beta won fighting.
Game the beta wasn't even ready and then one fighting game with
you. You should have just Warner
Brothers should at that point should have just shut up, sat
down and let them do what they need to do.
Yeah. And just left it alone and give
and just wrote a blank check andbe like, yo, yeah, wait.

(01:01:54):
This the best thing you can. Make What do you guys need?
How much money do you need? We will provide it.
How much time do you need? We will let you have the time.
And that's it, they wrote. And they would have cooked.
They wrote a blank check, but they wanted it back with
interest in a month. But they did not give him the
time. But but just one more thing
about Nintendo though, they do you ever read about them firing
people, you know, letting peoplego?

(01:02:16):
Didn't some, didn't some of them?
Nintendo take a pay cut so theirso their employees can get paid
properly. That's yeah, that was the a lot
before he passed. Nintendo that's.
Customary for Japanese corporations, usually the CEO of
the person in charge takes a paycut because in Japan they take
it very like they take it personal whenever their
company's failing. Yeah, Nintendo.

(01:02:37):
Nintendo fires emulation teams. They killed them.
They killed them in. The US Maybe you should start
taking. They shut down tournaments.
They shut down They. Do that.
They shut down YouTube. Yeah, let let your people cook,
man. Don't.
Don't employ. They'll take care of you, but
you know, if you're like a contractor, beware.
I would have been down to play that Wonder Woman game.
Hell yeah, dude. Man, the nemesis system.

(01:03:00):
I missed that. Not if it was based off the
second Wonder Woman movie. Bro come.
On stop bringing in that. Hey, Jesus Christ, that.
Movie was so bad the first. Movie ain't no one talk about
that man. Second movie was.
Honestly, that's actually a lovestory with superheroes.
That's what that's what the problem was, in my opinion.
But anyways, go ahead. All right, moving on y'all, I
could do a topic on that shit. Hey, all right, what we got, we

(01:03:20):
got a claim, remember? A claim, y'all?
No. Who's that?
Claim a claim is coming back. Yeah.
Had the game publisher focus on reviving classic franchises.
Didn't they have a logo for their logo?
Wasn't Narc made by acclaimed Listen?
Let me finish I. Think so Acclaim, a 1990s video
game publisher known for titles like NBA Jam and Toroc, has been

(01:03:43):
revived. Yeah, they're.
Back y'all. Wow.
So listen, this is dude. This is different though.
The Revive the Claim will function as an indie game
publisher supporting developers and reviving classic franchises.
I support that sounds good. Yeah, fuck yeah, dude.
If it was a claim, just back as a claim, I'd be like get the
hell out. New.

(01:04:05):
We don't want that. Listen, I used to like listen a
claim was a literally a town away from us.
That was the only reason I was like yo maybe I can work there,
But the games that they came outwith were damn near LJN quality.
Yeah, they weren't they like they weren't.
The greatest like publisher out there.
Nope. But yeah, I wouldn't want to see
them come back and be that again.

(01:04:27):
But they said several companies invested in their claims
survival, aiming to provide funding, marketing and PR
support. And they said, well, no games
were announced. The claims CEO hinted at
upcoming reveals and of signed titles.
So I mean, listen, if it's it's supporting Andes they got the
budget for. That I think that's the best way
to come back. Best way to come back, yeah.
Do things the right way. It's funny, they just named

(01:04:49):
Toroc. Like all the games they've made,
they named Toroc and they named NBA Jam.
I never got, I got it to Toroc, man.
Wasn't there a Toroc coming out?That's like three players.
Looks yeah, the. New one looks looks good, right?
I don't know if the name has anything to do with.
This is funny. Yeah, maybe that's funny.
They're coming back. You think they put their name on
that? But I don't have the chance.
If not, yeah. Maybe maybe the the fact that

(01:05:10):
they sold the rights to that game gave them the the funding
that they needed to come back. Now they won a Jurassic Park and
they couldn't afford it so well,I.
Tell you what, the new game looks way better than all of the
Yeah that came out before. I I always hated way Toro.
I didn't like it either, but if you're gonna give me a three
player game, I'll take a peek atit.
They're fans of Toro, a lot of them.
If you're just a strictly Nintendo 64 lover, then you play

(01:05:32):
Toro. Yeah, that was your.
Yeah, that'd be your system. Yeah, and if you were like a
double O 7, like you had to playsomething else and like
dinosaurs is cool, but not I wastoo old.
I was old. I was playing freaking Toroc.
Toroc. But I didn't like 007 either, so
I mean, I'm sorry. Do you like that?
Do you? Want to be sorry man?
I wasn't the guy. I didn't like it either.

(01:05:54):
I didn't like. It either I.
Wasn't a guy I. Like it.
I like time killers or whatever.Time time, time split.
Time split, Time killers. Time Killers.
The bad Time killer was a fighting game.
Yeah, that was bad. Time Splitters was time.
Stores was dope. That was good.
But that was the same people, I think.
They were, yeah. It was a split off I think.
So you think I would have liked 007?

(01:06:17):
I mean, now you like time split.Not the way it looked man.
Listen not age well. It has an age Well, no, it has
not aged well. Goldeneye, but.
Goldeneye was so fun at the time.
The flat. It was at the time it was.
I've had good time. I've had fun with it.
Speaking mass produced. Speaking of NBA Jam, yeah,
that's a game that should have been back.
You think it would have been back in some form?

(01:06:38):
Seriously. NBA.
Well, not if you if you notice the trend of the NBA these days.
Everyone's shooting 3 pointers. Yeah, no, there's no ducks.
Nobody crashes the no crazy, no nobody's, nobody's.
The only time you see a dunk really is a is during like a
fast break. It's crazy.
Yeah, no, no, it's junk. Yeah, it's it's NBA 3 pointers.
That's what it's going to be. It's not going to be jam.
It's going to be NB. 3 Is it because of the fouls?

(01:07:01):
No, no, it's just because. It's that that's how that's what
the game has evolved into because because of like, because
the pool changes, because, you know, people are not trying to
crash into other people and likepossibly and their careers are.
Pretty much their bitches. This is basically what it is.
So like I. Was trying Steph.
Steph Curry changed the game, but with the three pointers,
he's the he's the guy and then everyone's like, we got to catch

(01:07:23):
up to him and everyone want evenbig men want to shoot a three
pointer. Yep.
And then, you know, not and doing it right now and NBA
players and they don't want to play every game.
So like, you know. This is the new NBA.
And they get hurt easily becausethey don't really take care of
themselves in the offseason. I like this style, man.
So the the 2D style of sports games they should they should
bring that back. They they would have to do they

(01:07:43):
would have to add flopping. They would have to add resting
because they don't play every game and they would have to add
damn occasional dunks. You would need like a power up
to actually dunk The thing about.
The thing about NBA gym, that was always fun.
Yeah. I don't know too much about hang
time. Boom, shock and.
They gotta add fouls because there's a foul on everything.
Everyone you touch somebody, it's a.

(01:08:04):
Foul going on in the NBA, I'm saying.
That's what it is. NBA Street was dope.
That's where it went. And then after that they just
stopped. Yeah, like EA big.
At the EA big there was nobody making games like.
This. No, I need them to bring back
NBA Jam with Bill Clinton as a secret character.
That I could get. I could get behind that.
I don't think the. Game's going to bring back any
of this because it's not indie. If you've been like the NBA game

(01:08:25):
is not indie. They.
Don't have a? They can't get these licenses.
But if they get. If they get a what was it, what
was it, What was the first one? The first NBA Jam type game it
was. NFL Blitz.
Not not what we pushed, dude. Arch rivals.
Arch Rivals. Yes, yes.
If you get Arch Rivals though, that could be indeed.
That should be, that should be the first one.
Arch rivals definitely should bebecause there's no one doing it.

(01:08:48):
So that could be that first. I was just talking about the
arch rivals the other day with aCo worker.
That wasn't like I missed that game.
I played this. Shit, I don't know if that was a
claim. That was midway, I think.
Midway was nobbled up by a. Claim, I think it was the same.
Who knows? I don't know, But yeah, we'll
see what a claim does. Yeah, hopefully it's better than
what they were. Yo, can we get culture brain
back? Let's go you.

(01:09:09):
Could probably pay them. My man said culture brain.
And no one's touching those licenses.
So you you could come back and do those licenses.
Again with the Flying Warriors and Yep, little ninja brothers.
Ninja brothers. Yep, no one.
'S touching them, no one's touching them.
That was it. Those games were ahead of time.
Shit, I could do that. No, they were actually
prototypes. Wow.
For games that came out later, they actually bought prototypes

(01:09:29):
out couple. Of flying dragon couple of was a
prototype and so was Kung Fu here exactly.
Those are the prototypes exactly.
And John John Cena was the prototype before he was.
Anyways. Thank you for that.
Monster Hunter Wilds breaks Capcom's record as the action
RPG passes 8 million in sales inthree days, the fastest the

(01:09:51):
title has reached this milestoneand the company's history.
Wow. That's awesome.
Whoa. What?
Who's falling asleep over here? What the hell is that about?
Well. We're going to lose viewers now
because you have freaking cricketed monster.
I don't watch Wow. Hating on monster.
Nobody here play that game. Not here.
Not this game. But is one of my favorites.

(01:10:13):
Yay. I've played Monster Hunter
before and it's it's, it's like a fantasy star in line like.
It's like a phenomenal game. It's like it's just I don't have
time for it. Yeah.
Exactly. That's that's great.
It's great, but no one here plays it.
You kill a monster, take the materials, craft armor,
listening. But the more money, the more
money that they make, the the more likely they'll make a

(01:10:33):
Marvel versus Capcom 4. So let's go.
Listen. Listen Mega Man who top selling
Mega Man that was you time. The top selling Mega Man of all
time did 3 million right. That was the.
Top like 3 million, two million or three million, two or three
million, Two or three million might not even be 3, might be
two. Really the.
Highest. Mega Man, Mega Man, Mega Man
X-Men or Mega Man. No Mega Man.

(01:10:53):
Mega Man, Period. Mega Man 11 is the highest
selling Mega Man game. What?
Really mega. Man 11 is the highest selling.
People get on Metroid. So for this to do this in eight
days, I don't know. Three days, Yeah.
Ridiculous. Yeah.
And who knows how much it has now?
It's. Popular.
Million people at the same time playing on Steam, and that's
just the PC. Yeah, Mega Man 11 is 2 million,

(01:11:14):
two million. 2 million, two million.
Geez man, you think it would be way more?
I like Mega Man 11. They have like 87 games.
You think it did more than two million itself combined?
Not as crazy, right? Well, it's it's recycling the
same formula. So it's just like, you know,
it's putting a look at paint on the same formula with a couple
of new, you know, new feats eachgame and you.
Know new wrinkles, dude. Exactly.

(01:11:35):
I've seen a bit of of this game being played online at beginning
and it's it looks crazy. It looks crazy the amount of
stuff you can do. And then I play games that are
similar. It's just like a boss rush of
that type of game though. Just say goodbye to your life
that's. Yeah.
That'd be the only game you're playing, Yeah, yeah.
But if we did play this as a group, it would be insane.
It'd be the only thing we'd probably for.

(01:11:55):
I mean, yeah, but again I think for.
I think for OK, I don't think it's more than 4, but that could
be wrong. Yeah, Patreon.
Over a million at this all at the same time.
Damn in the first days and people are complaining 'cause it
doesn't run in a computer. I'm like.
Chalks like listen, always a complaint.
I don't do six players like Marvel Rivals, so I don't want
to hear nothing. Well, it's got.

(01:12:17):
Set the standard though. He ain't wrong.
With as many people playing Rivals right now, it's, it's
crazy how a million people stillstep back and was like, yo,
we're playing this right. Now, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and it's still growing, still growing.
I don't know if they went over 10 million right now or
whatever, but it's possible. I mean, it makes sense.
I mean, they don't play anythingalike, but if this was like
Marvel, if Marvel Rivals was like this, they wouldn't be

(01:12:39):
playing. This dude, I saw the the dual
sword, the tax and I was like. Oh no, it looks good.
I mean the game. Looks great.
That's kind. But The thing is with this game,
I don't, I take a peek and I don't, I look away, 'cause I, I
don't. When am I gonna play this?
Well, yeah. When am I ever going to play
this? The gaming loop though, the
gaming loop in that I thought ifI did touch it.
If it has addiction, if you get a If I was, if I was 18 years

(01:13:00):
old, I'd be all over this game, right?
You know hours would be gone if I even touched this game.
If I didn't have responsibilities rent, I'd go
all over this game. You played 300 hours of a
strategy game. You.
Can't no no time correction. Correction, 270.
Alright, alright, so you're 30, you're 30 hours off, and it's a
stranger RPG rounded. But you played how many times?

(01:13:23):
But there's an actual end though.
You. Can't talk about no.
There's an end today. And I don't have to, I don't
have to rely on you guys to meetup with you online.
Listen, see, that's totally different.
I can just play by myself, but there's.
No time though, no? I can't because it was just.
I don't want to play alone. Monster Hunter on loan, that's
boring. I want to play with y'all.
We gotta play. Yeah, I know that.
I need to. Different.

(01:13:44):
All y'all need to have time withme.
It's a different level of priority.
That's all it is. Single player, Sir, Single
player. It's a It's a different level of
priority. With the amount of games that we
have in the backlog, I'm not saying you're wrong with the
amount of games you have in the backlog, Stick something wrong
for everyone. You're a liar in the squad to

(01:14:05):
get together with this game likewe need to.
But if we did so, be one of those games.
Someone gotta play pay us, you know so.
No one heard you at all what you're saying.
What the hell? Is that English?
Gotta. You heard me, You heard me
stick. I thought you were snoring well.
You can stop. All right.

(01:14:26):
Going on to the next news. Last call, Last call for style.
Come on man, last call. I'm just getting started.
Congrats to Capcom, now we're getting a a killer Resident Evil
and maybe another Mega Man, maybe a Legends who knows good
stuff. Unless it's online Legends
multiplayer garbage. Live service.
Live service. Legends.
Live service legends. Every Mega Man from every world,

(01:14:47):
multi cross-platform. And somehow Warner Brothers is
involved. Oh.
They're not. From the start.
Mega multiverse man. Mega Mega multiverse.
Imagine being the devs working on this shit and they're like,
oh, we have a new investor. Warner Brothers like.
Why would cap have no way if anything like Sony or freaking

(01:15:07):
Xbox to buy Capcom, not freakingWarner Brothers all right move
out the last news just the. Last article y'all.
Yeah, this is pretty funny. Shockingly, nobody bought the
the $386,000 special edition of Dying Late the King with poor
core lessons and a full size custom zombie survival shelter.
This is a thing. That's a thing.

(01:15:28):
To the surprise of nobody. Wait, that's the actual thing?
That kind of art, Yeah. I never even heard.
About that, well, he said no onebought this special edition.
Gee, I wonder why. No, no say, even if you're super
rich, no one bought this. So if you want, because if
you'll have the only one, but it's crazy.

(01:15:49):
So they did as APR stunt basically to guard their media
attention for the game's launch.They knew no one's gonna buy it.
They just wanted to be in the inthe news.
Imagine if someone bought it, they go like what?
Well, I'm saying if you did, some people don't care about.
It's like when they they make the, they put a game in the E
shop for like $0.99. Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody will
buy pennies. Yeah, somebody will be like, oh,
let me get. That.
Somebody bought the but it's. The $1000 app Diamond.

(01:16:10):
But they do it just they be on the front on the on the discount
page so they can get. See on YouTube that someone
bought it and showed it off. No one bought this.
I've never I've heard of something that no one bought.
Damn, that's a bad investment. The developers like that's too
much. Yeah, yeah.
That's too much. That's a terrible investment.
We need Bill Gates, no. But if you got the only copy in
the world to a collector, you're.
Like $386,000. And you charge 5 million later.

(01:16:33):
And you're a billionaire. For parkour lessons, no, but it
can't sell back to. Parkour lessons I can't like to
see nonsense. I would like to.
See. What's that?
A shelter. And what was it?
A zombie? A zombie shelter?
Why? Are they?
Why are they getting into real? Estate that, yeah, like a whole
house. That's a whole house.
Wow. In the city?
No, it's not in the city. It's probably like Arizona.

(01:16:55):
Yeah, it's probably a one bedroom apartment.
Probably a bunker left in somebody's.
That's a like a barn. That's a basement.
Yeah, that's like a basement. What is that?
Editions content included signedgame copies, headphones, night
vision goggles, and A and a volatile figure.
That's a hell of a deal for $386,000.

(01:17:15):
Wow. Nobody bought it.
Oh my God. Yeah, custom.
Terrible. I mean, if it was like a car
that was like customized. Custom Zombies survival shelter
from Tiger Log Cabins was included.
Get the hell? I just needed to have this in
the news because he's so dumb. Your mass producers asking some
good questions here. What's the dimensions for the
shelter? You need to know these things.

(01:17:38):
You can't just say so you know you have to build it yourself.
Have like different logs in the city.
You're like, what cabin? So you have to.
Build. You have to get built.
I don't know the dimensions, it's probably like the size of
one room. They give you a map to a forest
and an axe. You probably fit.
That shit's a bathroom. That shit is a bathroom.
You can fit. The House.

(01:17:58):
Here we go. Mattress in it.
A twin. A twin mattress.
A bathroom. No windows, just the door.
The bedroom is the bathroom. That's crazy.
Yeah, the game does look good though.
I've always wanted to mess with this game.
They said no one bought it despite the stunt.
Wait. They said despite this that no
one bought it because Dynamite sold 30 million copies.
No one bought that. So 30 million.

(01:18:19):
Wow. 30 million copies. Shit.
They said Dye Light and a sequel, so both of them.
But still that's up there. That's pretty successful.
And no one was like, yeah, don'twant that.
I think it was the porkor lessons.
If you're going to spend that much money, you're not going to
you're not going to be moving atall.
If you're doing that on the game, you're not, you're not
doing. The person who has the money for
that is not doing any poker lessons.

(01:18:40):
They're not. They can't move.
That's. Probably why they didn't want
it. Wow, probably would tear
something. You're embarrassed.
But yeah, it's just surprising that they wouldn't have the one
copy in the world. Somebody, some at some point is
going to buy that. That's a fail.
Especially after that news. They'll be like, I'm going to
just do it because that's what they make in an hour.
Somebody in some sports. Watch, they're going to cut it

(01:19:02):
to like a $100,000. They're going to give like a
$100,000 discount. What a bargain it's going to be.
Yeah, what a bargain. It's only 200 and $1000, though.
It's. Going to be clearance down to 20
bucks. Yeah, just got the $20.00, so
you see it in the E shop for $0.99.
It's at the It's in a warehouse at Best Buy, $20 collected.

(01:19:25):
Yeah. This is. 1.
One copy. That's the most.
Jesus. So I'm sure we're going to see
it. So at some point those lessons
will not be involved. That's nonsense.
You're not going to offer that anymore.
Complete nonsense. All right, so that's the news,
y'all. Terrible, that is.
I'm going to take a quick bathroom break, get that toilet
sound, Skype to fucking take a shoot.

(01:19:48):
Wow. Too late, just went in my pen.
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Oh yeah, special, special bonus content that no one can get a
hold of, no one can get a hold of.
It's just people. Dude, I'm still riled up over
Warner Brothers, man. I'm still very upset.
No, it's like these companies, man, I tell you, it's like, and
that's what I say about Nintendo.
They treat their people good. No one quits.
Oh no, people quit. Of course people quit.

(01:21:15):
They don't lay nobody off. They'll take a pay cut before
they lay people off. Like holla at your boys,
Microsoft be like, they ain't got no platform fighters, but
they holla at Warner Brothers, be like, yo, let me get that.
They ain't in the platform, no the American.
Companies, man, the American companies, all about the numbers
and stuff. They're not about taking like,
OK, we have to call some studioslike, oh, why don't you take a
couple billion less from your freaking bonus?

(01:21:37):
No, I ain't going to do that. Actually, we got to cut them
studios off. These mother fuckers act like
they could take the money with them when they die.
They act like they could take the money with them.
It's a different thing. It's like, yeah, it's like.
We can. We can.
We invented the afterlife. We yeah, wow, we monetize that
too. We monetize the afterlife that

(01:21:58):
is wild. Watch themselves back to life.
Yeah, I'll use the money to bring myself.
Back to life. Just that in case of my death,
catch this. Bring me back, motherfucker.
Every 100 years. Exactly just put me was it
Dracula They're. Fucking Dracula.
You see Dracula. You see Walt Disney next
Dracula. Walt Disney next to Dracula.

(01:22:19):
If I'm a born, life will freeze my body back when you can.
That'd be crazy. All right, we're going to get to
the main topic, y'all. Like I gotta make.
This titty party. Damn bro.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Damn bro all. Right, we're on to our main
topic. Oh, we got topic the toughest

(01:22:41):
single player games we've ever played.
There's a lot, y'all these gamesare tough these.
Days I got a couple. I'm pretty sure more will pop up
in my head but I got a couple. I have quite.
I have 12345678. Who wants to kick it off with
the first title? I'll do it.

(01:23:02):
Hey wait before you go. Are we including co-ops too?
Nah. Nah, single player, all single.
Yeah. Gotcha.
Gotcha. All right, I don't know which
one of you will agree with me. No, but I know one of you will
None of Nope. And this game is insanely tough

(01:23:24):
for no reason. Never played it.
Nope. Enter the Gungeon.
Holy crap. I had a feeling you would have
though. Holy crap.
I did not actually play that. That game, I had the wrong game
up there. That game is freaking tough,
man. Tough, tough, tough, tough,
tough, tough, tough, tough. And what's even tougher is
trying to play. It two players because it's fake
two players. The second player can't pick

(01:23:45):
their character, only the first player, and you have to remember
how you had to talk to like a a wizard or something like that on
the side. It's freaking weird, man.
Well, that's why it's single player.
But even single player, it's tough because I tried playing it
on my own and I'm like, yo, this, it's crazy.
And it's the point where it's not even enjoyable.

(01:24:05):
Yeah. And it's.
And that point reached I reachedthat point at like halfway
through the second stage becauseyou die and then you start over
again. And then it's a different game
completely. And then the boss is the boss is
a completely different pattern. Everything you can't learn
anything. It's you know, but that would
that that actually, well, yeah, now that's the rogue like.

(01:24:26):
But that that game, that was thefirst rogue like game I've ever
played. Fuck that game.
And that maybe not like rogue like games that that started the
whole thing. It was fine.
No one ever brings that up as like something they enjoyed.
No one ever brings that up. No, even people that enjoy.
It if that's the only game that you have, then changing is a
good thing. I haven't heard anyone talk

(01:24:47):
about it ever. That's not the only game we
have. No, not us, not us.
No, that's. All you never say anything.
Yeah, now this is fuck that game.
I like I'm I mean, I I think I've mentioned this in the past.
I'm not good with like bullet hell things and this one, it's
riddled with freaking bullets everywhere and it's it's just I,
I have a hard time. With this game, man.

(01:25:10):
You know, it was fun. I'll give it that.
It was fun in the beginning. It's like, oh, look at this
cutesy game. Oh, fuck it.
Yeah, Yeah. And it starts off easy enough.
You're like, all right, You get the hang of it.
And I forgot about the reloading.
It has the the same reloading asGears of War.
Gears of War for you have to time it.
But this freaking game, I want to like it so much too.

(01:25:32):
I don't like it. I was like, no, I don't like
this game. Same.
Let's not throw this in there again.
Same dude. I didn't want to play this game.
I don't want to play this game ever.
It's funny. Regarded though, a lot of people
like the answer. The gun.
I know, but The thing is it's rogue like.
So like, for me personally, it didn't like, no matter how far
you get, you just feel like you don't feel like you made

(01:25:54):
progress, even. Yeah, when the run is done, it's
like, oh good, you're starting with nothing, right?
Absolutely nothing. You don't take anything.
Mm hmm. It's like, fuck you.
Even when you get to the second stage, it's like, come on man,
I'm not doing. This.
I'm not looking forward to playing that at all.
No reason, yeah. We're talking about in the chat,
so we might as well talk about it now, Ninja Gaiden.
Yeah, which one drops? On pick one, no.

(01:26:18):
We're going to go. So I would say.
The 3D ones for Xbox were no walks in the park dude like
those games were tough. That's.
What? Everybody's listening, by the
way. Yeah.
Yeah, Ninja guy, Ninja guide, Insurance.
All of them. All of them.
All of them. Every single one.
Bro yeah and Ninja Gaiden 2 for Nintendo.

(01:26:38):
Like I was amped when I heard that first stage music.
I was like, yeah this game is fire.
And then the rest of the game was fucking hard as shit.
Yeah, God damn. It but yeah Ninja Gaiden for for
Xbox like game was fun but it was tough and then they released
like the ninja Gaid in black which was a harder version.
Of the game, Why? And I I tried playing it

(01:27:00):
recently and I was getting murdered by hench men.
I thought the black. I thought black is easier.
The Sigma is the harder one. There's so many different
motives. There's different Mortal Kombat,
there's so many different ninja guidance.
I think that the blacks were theblacks.
You got that racist. It sounds bad.
It sounds bad though. The Black Edition of that you
guys I think were like simplified verses of the main

(01:27:23):
ones and then the Sigma ones were the enhanced better
versions, but they mixed up because somewhere only on
PlayStation and somewhere only on Xbox.
Bizarre said 4 hours to beat thefirst boss of the Three Six.
Yeah, no bro, the. 1st No, they were vicious.
They were vicious with. The nunchucks, right?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, anything that says Ninja Gaiden, it's going to be a tough
game. Well, the first room, the first

(01:27:45):
room where you when you run intothe ninja's falling from the
ceiling, I don't remember it being as hard as I watch people
play because when I watch peopleplay online, it's a massacre all
the time. They just get stabbed in the
back in slow motion and dead like in seconds.
And I'm like, dude, was it this hard?
Because I got through this. Not like you know what it was
like if you. You have to warm up, you have to

(01:28:07):
warm up. You got to warm up.
Just start the game. It's almost like you're playing
a fighting. Game and for the 1st.
Game if you if you maxed out theflying swallow move that was the
jumping like dash. Yeah, that that you spam at the
entire game. You were murdering people.
Yeah, used to be spam at the entire game.
Boss is doing a drop too. And if you were, Yeah, exactly.
And if you were smart and you got the the practice sword and

(01:28:28):
then you upgraded it all the wayand it became unlabored
flawlessness. Bro that weapon was getting dumb
powerful but yeah that we haven't talked about ape it was
yet but that's I don't know what's harder.
You know, it's crazy 3D or 2D, you know, I, I think it's the
funniest thing in the world is that like, you know, all of
these in the past are so difficult.
And then they announced part 43Dand they announced the rage

(01:28:52):
bound. Yep, the pixel one and
everyone's excited. Yeah, it's like we're gonna be
mad. We love.
We love. That's like, we're mascots, like
we love the abuse. They're not going to be easy.
No calm before the storm. They're like oh shit, rage bond.
Is there anything like the 8 bitones?
I I don't, I don't expect it to be like.
That I think I don't expect it to be.
You could do more. You could see you could do.
More Yeah, it. Should be more forgiving than

(01:29:14):
that, yeah. The subtitle right, Fully
appropriate, but I guarantee it's going to be this.
It's going to be called Rage quit.
That that tough. I'm not listen, better have
great music if it's that tough because that's the only way all
the way. Yeah, Yeah, man, that's like
Hall of Fame. Hardest game.
Yeah, it's the title alone. This guy might be one of the

(01:29:36):
hardest games ever made. Jesus Christ it's that fucking
bird. This is gotta hear you stupid
bird. This is getting me anxiety just
watching. And The thing is, with the IT
was the knockback. Yeah, with.
In the middle under ones. It's the Castlevania knockback.
Castlevania knockback. You can be yo, you can be just,
you could just be in the zone and you get hit by one thing,
fall right into a gap and die and it's just like turn this.
Game off Yeah, yeah, it's like. Enough.

(01:30:00):
Flashes and the whole screen flashes and you have to go back
to one. Nice.
Not two or three. Go back to one.
I'm like, who saw that? Who?
Who made that happen? That's a bad corpsman.
That's that's in everybody's brain.
That's fucking flashlights. You have to start from the
beginning. Then you hear that music though.
And you're like that, you're back in it.
I got you. Like, that's the bird.

(01:30:23):
It's almost like. Why can't we figure out the
bird? Why did the human brain not
figure out the bird? It's just coming at you.
It's the wings. And it's, it's the responding.
It's the responding. You slightly move a little to
the left and the fucker comes back.
It did the Mega Man too. Fuck the bad old.
Trait. I'm getting mad.

(01:30:44):
Who's next? Rage bound man.
Oh God, wait, who went first next?
I'm next. OK, I can throw any of these out
right here. Let's go with the adventures of
Batman and Robin for the Genesis.
So that's good one, good one I. Think that game was out?
Sorry, sorry that doesn't. Count.
Oh, it's a Co-op. It's yeah, let's go with Kid

(01:31:06):
Ichris. That's a good one kid.
Ichris for NES that's. Very difficult.
It's a tough game. Very, very tough game it.
Took years to play that. I've never played it, no, no.
I actually have the cards. It was early.
It was an early Nintendo game I didn't have.
It I actually have the NES cartridge upstairs.
Yeah, I never, never could. Touch that, there's something
very charming about Kidiker. Something very charming it is.

(01:31:30):
All the boys were hard, Very. Weird.
Pandora was tough, the big face.He looked like toothpaste.
What was? Quick question, what was first
this or Metroid? Was this before Metroid?
I feel like it was, but I'm not sure.
I think they came out the same year, but.
I think my favorite enemy in thegame right there.
I think Kitty Chris came first. I'm.
Like a fake Metroid. No.

(01:31:50):
Besides the flying stages I meanLike this type of deal.
It didn't have a map. No, no, I'm saying this like in
Nintendo's head, like they they were working on this in Metroid.
Well, they both had great boxes,you know, and I think they were
made by the same team. They might they might have been
made if someone needs to Fact Check me on that, but I'm
thinking it might be made by thesame team and they're made in
this. I think they were made the same
year. This game was very difficult.
It was. This is a very difficult game.

(01:32:13):
Wizards. They turned you with an
eggplant. You could not hold a hammer.
Brother, you had the eggplant. In hospital inside the dungeon
and you didn't know where the hell it was and you were stuck
that way until you found the link.
There. And you know what's crazy?
It's very deceiving because the first stage is like the first
stage. The first stage is like, it's
whatever. And then you get it.
It turns into some shit. Yeah.

(01:32:35):
And as a kid playing this, no. I guarantee there's so many.
If anyone grew up with this gameand played it, they did not beat
this game. I don't give a fuck what you
say. You did not beat this game, No.
No, the boss the first boss saw I.
Saw the last boss in Nintendo Power, that's how I saw.
It the last boss all Medusa? No, but even Twin Bellows, the
first boss was tough. So is The Who draw That looks
like a. Boss, my man is just dropping

(01:32:56):
these fucking names. Yeah, like people know.
Who Like what the fuck? The funny thing is the last
stage is actually a reward for all the fucker.
The last stage is because you'reactually, that's not hard.
The last stage is not hard. But this game, yeah, there you
go. That's the last.
If your arrow is not strong enough though, you could be
shooting her like 100 times in the eye, which I had the weakest
arrow in the game I didn't like we played the game wrong.

(01:33:17):
When I beat at the yes I my arrow was not powered up once.
It was the weakest, but. You know I give the game.
Credit for like, cheating. For just the layout of the
stages and like trying, it's a really tough fucking game for no
reason. It's early.
It's an early. It's no reason.
Controls weren't all there. That's the reason he's getting

(01:33:39):
hit like the. Controls were.
Fine, it was just a tough. Game.
It was a tough game. What do you got, Sticks?
I had. Resident Evil 1 through 5.
One through 5 face. Touch your face.
I'm talking about something morelike close to release.
It's Returnal dude. I mean Returnal stuff.

(01:34:03):
Returnal is no reason it's. Super tough, no reason.
And it's a it's the same type ofrogue.
It's a rogue light, but. It's done well, it's fun, Very.
Well, do get the keep stuff, yeah, but it is a hard game.
And Chad, you guys are saying ittoo.
It's it's tough. It's a tough game.
And I'd like to beat this game. It's an amazing game.
You got to get lucky though. You got to get.

(01:34:24):
You got to get lucky. In the second boss.
Damn. But I mean, I haven't put in the
time. Like I have 4 bosses.
I have no clue. I think so.
I have no. I have no idea what the next
level looks like. I have.
Actually. Mass produced at this game, I
think mass produced I don't evenwant.
To know. I don't even want to know, I
want to be surprised by everything in the game.
Like I've never even seen the colour of the next level so

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don't even look. I remember doing a stream of
this shit. Six hours.
Six hours, I think. You didn't pass the person.
I didn't. Even.
Get past Jesus Christ. I think I didn't even get past
the first balls. Yeah.
Holy shit I did. I returned the game though it is
tough I. Finally did.
But, and I swear if I didn't runback to save Turbo, I would have
had at least seen the second ball.
So at least seen the second. Ball you save.

(01:35:07):
I saved you a couple of times. Now we can watch it back.
We can watch. Now we can watch it back.
I. Know I must.
Say once. Twice.
No, you had. You had to, but not like I say.
We'll, we'll see. We'll see.
But I would like to. I was watching it like last week
and I was like, dude, this game.It's Metro is good, Metro said.
Yeah. Never seen the second plus yeah
God damn. That's tough, man.

(01:35:28):
Because the second stage. Is why is.
Why is it Co-op two players? It should be 4.
Dude, it's long as hell and it'slike a it's like a undercover 2
player though. It's not like a serious
freaking. Multiplayer.
But did Lord Zababo just bring up a game?
Instead of the ash of gods. Yeah, that's.
Good. I stopped playing that.
I stopped playing that. I was mad I dropped 30 something

(01:35:48):
dollars in that game. Wow, that game is broken.
Regardless of how hard Eternal is, though, I do want to go back
to it and actually learn about like the items.
Like I think that's a very important part of the game.
You have to know everything about what everything does and
what to do. I would never because there's,
you know, there's items in therewhere you can, it has like a 50%

(01:36:10):
chance of being bad, right? Yeah.
You have to risk it because it could be amazing.
I hate having to drop an item. Or you can.
Trade it like you could trade iton something later that can heal
you better after being infected.Like you got to learn how to
play that game the right way. I mean, you're also gambling
too. It's like you don't know you.
Have to be infected to be good, but you're losing something

(01:36:30):
until you can heal. It but also the world too is
different. It's it randomly generates, so
you don't you don't even know ifyou're going to need that weapon
also. So it's it's.
Stuck and I got some one time. It was every time you pick up an
item, you lose energy. I said, dude, I can't play now.
Yeah, I can't. If you pick up health, you lose
energy. Yeah, I was like, yeah, I can't
do anything now. But the game, it's a it's the
closest to a 3D like Metro, likea modern metro, that's what.

(01:36:54):
Metro Metroid to play like that?Oh my God.
Third person Metro definitely what they know.
It's flawless. So gameplay wise, that's crazy.
Oh, what do I have? Oh, I'm a go for the first one
on my list. I'm a go with Fury.
Forgot about that one dude. That's frustrating to sound.
Completely forgot about that. That's like I only played that

(01:37:15):
just based off what you guys. Were saying Jesus.
Christ. And you weren't even talking
about like the entire game. You were talking about the
third. I think if I clicked with the
third boss, I could have gotten.No, it's a much.
It's a very, you got it. The thing is like, if you grew
up with games that are this tough, you have to go back to
that part of you I. Couldn't do this part.
I just. Don't do bullet hell at all.
This is the third boss is madness.

(01:37:37):
It's complete fucking madness yeah, I couldn't do this part
and three of y'all were like Nah, Nah, that third boss is is
some shit. I said I said I gotta go back to
I gotta play the third boss. Let me see what y'all were
talking about and I was like. Oh.
This motherfucker is an asshole.Y'all really enjoy playing games
that just make you mad? And you know, I'll tell you what
it is. I'll tell you what it is, I

(01:37:58):
would never, I would never touchthis game if that soundtrack
wasn't so. Fucking.
Dope, that sounds you feel like you're playing a fucking movie.
It is. The soundtrack, the atmosphere
is one of the best I've played. It's got great music.
And music play this now just looking at it because I know the
frustration and that's why I haven't picked it back up.

(01:38:18):
They had like a DLC and I didn'tfuck with it, but I I would.
Play this. Game again, I have the 8 bit D
master of it of the first of thefirst boss.
It's a 8 bit. Why would you do?
Why wouldn't? No, it's only.
The first, I think it's only thefirst.
Boss, see the funny things aboutthat boss is like he would shoot
shit at you, you have to dodge it and then it comes back and

(01:38:39):
you have to dodge backwards while there's more bullets
coming. And that's like the third
fucking form of he has four parts.
So I think that's the 4th. But I'll tell you what, this
wasn't even the hardest boss forme.
This wasn't it was boss that. Was.
Boss boss #7 I I was on stream he.
Was struggling. And struggling wasn't the word.
I was visibly mad. Like you know when you're mad on

(01:39:01):
stream you're but you're like trying to hide it for the
audience. I was fucking angry.
Well, you also, I also heard you.
I was. Fucking I heard.
You I I want to break the controller, I said this is a
piece of shit. Yeah, this guy is a piece of
shit, but. You figured it out.
Though No, no, I mean that's theI had to.
That's the thing. And that was the last boss for
me. Last boss was tough.

(01:39:21):
The one before it was not, but it was boss 7.
Dude, when you fight a boss likethat, you better pray that the
next boss isn't boss. 7 was an asshole.
Like I was fucking mad, dude. First boss is an asshole.
I don't want to play and the DLCis a up version of him with five

(01:39:42):
fucking things I said you why doyou want to get people mad?
Why do you want to do this to people?
There was one chick you have to chase around.
The fucking and the music's amazing.
That's why I kind of you have tochase her everywhere and like
shooting. Then you were you were hoping
that The Boys was difficult. That stage was ridiculous.
Dude, it was crazy beautiful game, amazing game.

(01:40:02):
I will say it's, it's so incredible, but it, it, it got
me to that old school rage and Idon't want to be, I don't like
being there. I don't like getting to that,
that that part. That's like Battletoad shit, you
know, like it's like, no, I don't want to be that mad.
Funny you said Battletoads 'cause that's my pick, but isn't
that? Co-op though.
Yeah. It is.
Yeah, it was, it was on my list too.

(01:40:23):
And I'm like, that's Co-op, don't get me.
Wrong. It is, absolutely, but but we
can't talk about it. I'm willing.
You could play one. Throw it out.
Still difficult one. Yeah, I played it one player and
damn near freaking almost had AI.
Think a lot of people. Most people play that single
player. Yeah, yeah.
I play that game single player and.
I'll give it a pass. Yeah, no, I I'm willing to talk.

(01:40:44):
About it, you can do balance. You know what?
Talk about it. Talk about it.
You can do balance. Oh, no, I'm going to I'm going
to skip it because I have otherson my list and and I already
said Ninja Gaiden, so you know what?
OK, I'm going to change it to Einhinder.
Oh, that's tough. The game is fun, yes.
Beautiful game. Oh my God.
Oh. My God, I understand.

(01:41:06):
Oh my, you did stream this right?
Yeah, yeah, it. Is tough.
Hard but. Did you guys beat this ever?
No, I never. Beat this game.
I did, which is crazy, really. I beat that.
Oh my God, I can tell you the end.
I'm not gonna, but I can tell you what happens and I'm like, I
don't think I could ever do that.
If you look back at it now, hellno.

(01:41:27):
I mean, this game, it still looks cool though.
It's beautiful, man. It still holds up.
That's PS1, right? Yeah.
It still holds up, that still looks good, but God damn it,
it's tough. And I'm not.
I'm not good with shooters like I love.
Playing them, but it's not a bullet hell.
No. Just learning the pattern and
the amount of things that each of those bosses.
Do and the weapons also like which which weapons to to save

(01:41:48):
or which ones to take? When a boss jumps at you, it's
over, they jump at you. No, and you're dead, man.
The water boss, the boss in the water was it for me because he
was like like hidden under thereand he pops up and like, oh, I'm
dead, I'm dead. And that's far in the game.
I think there's like 2 stages after it.

(01:42:08):
Really. Yeah.
Let me see if I And it's crazy. Like the end scene is crazy in
space. Like I know it.
I was there. This part.
Here, believe me. He watched the online this.
Is. Like so he watched this clip
right here. Like 96 man, it's a long time
ago. I think it's highly dependent on

(01:42:29):
your weapon though. Yeah, it has to be I.
Remember the Vulcan? You got to get the.
Homing. I remember the Vulcan Blazer,
that's where it originated from this game.
That's a That's a shirt for you chalk.
That's a shirt. I would like to play this like.
Look at this. Look at this.
A newer version. I can't do this.
I can't. It still looks good.

(01:42:49):
It still no it looks amazing but.
And this is by, you know, this is by square.
Yo, why is he moving like that in the background?
Yeah boss. Big ass robot creep.
That's the boss, man. He's.
Like creepin like. He's about to flip, yeah.
Why is he? Creepin.
That's the boss bro. Now this game is like Metal Gear
type like craziness back then but shooter from square that's
insane. Why was he creepin dude?

(01:43:10):
Man, Steph right there. Look at that.
Freaking tough. Oh, I can't.
And then he died. And then he died.
What you got, Chuck? Huh, I'm pretty sure this is on
everybody's list. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for
the Nintendo. The first one.
It was. It's to be rough.
That. Game.

(01:43:30):
Damn damn possible that game hadno business being that
difficult. I was not good.
I would say 80% of people own it.
Did not beat it. No, I would easily say that bro.
A lot of people there. Was no way.
You have no way. You need scrolls.
Scrolls. If you get the scrolls you're
good, but not a lot of people know to get those.
No. If you die the end, it's over.

(01:43:51):
Yeah, game over. That's a rap.
Yeah. And if and if you don't keep
Donatello a lot of the entire game.
Yeah, Yeah. And and and I'll tell you right
now, I never beat that game, butI know you need Donatello
because he had the range and he was the strongest attacker.
Everyone else was like this is not worth.
It best part of that game. Rafael was like he was cannon
fodder. You know the best part of that
game? No.

(01:44:13):
That that track at the very beginning.
Yeah. Turn that in the street and then
get ran over. You better be Campbell.
If you get ran over, that turtleis gone.
Get over at the beginning. That game was so difficult.
For the flat turtle, Dontell. There you go, Donatell.
You beat Shredder, Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly how you
beat that. Really.
Yeah, that's exactly. You got the.

(01:44:34):
Scrolls told you murder his ass.Yeah, if you can.
Get What about the boomerangs? The boomerangs were dope too.
They. Worked on most bosses but I
don't think I fucks with I don'tknow about ruin your life.
Is it turn you into a freaking turtle?
Yes, TNT collection is free on PlayStation this month so you
can all enjoy. This and this is this.
There we go there. We.
Go the fucking damn. This is it.

(01:44:55):
Hot damn. This was this was too so
difficult for no reason. Yep.
The stage was in here for no reason.
Playing this as a. Kid Impossible.
Yeah, as as a as a kid trying toenjoy Ninja Turtles like.
Missed one, go back. Now, you know, I gotta give the
the one positive thing I could say is around this generation of
games, it it really prepared people who were young for

(01:45:18):
disappointment, you know, and. How to person and how to?
Persevere. Life lesson like that, like the
contras and ninja guidance and all that, like it prepared you
to persevere. Life sucks and then you and.
Then you die. You die.
Sucks, then you die. I thought you had a cheat.
It's. Like the way to wait is the

(01:45:39):
cheat. Oh, terrible.
What were you TER? Batman NES what's the second
stage looks? Like that's on my list too.
I don't know what that second stage looks like.
Is that what? No, that's on my freaking list.
I can guarantee that it's a black background.
Yeah, yeah. But no whole game.
About it that's. About it.

(01:46:00):
Joker at the end was tough. Yeah, I beat.
I beat this game, No. Turbo's list will probably be
the most impressive because he'sgot some.
If there's there's one game I'm thinking of, if it's not Sega,
Massive system. If it's not there, I do have
that. OK, OK, I'll be alright.
That is probably the hardest game in history.
That game is the toughest game in history.
This is Batman was ridiculously tough.

(01:46:21):
Bad memories. All the, all the.
Boys I. Remember, all the bosses were
pretty tough, but Joker in particular, I fought him with a
battering. How long did it take you to
friggin complete this get? This first day, right?
How many months did it take? No, no, no, no 'cause I didn't
own it, we rented it. This is a RKO rental.
When? How?
Many rentals 3 days. No, no, I we rented this a
couple of. Times you re rented.

(01:46:41):
I re rented I'm saying like how how many times you.
Maybe three times. I probably, yeah, rented it
three times and we only used to get it for like 3 days and you
had to bring it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there was no saves back then, you know, like you had to
beat it in one shot. So it was one Saturday.
I think I just played until I beat it but.
That's insane that you actually sat through this.
What up ho? It's good ho.
Ho. Be be choker with the battery.

(01:47:02):
I'm doubling. You can name every Sunsoft game.
It's partless. It's partless spy hunger.
Well, I mean, since you name that, I mean Nah, I mean, you
know what, I'll go, I'll go different route.
I'll come back to Sunsoft. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go R
type since that game is. Impossible.
That's a tough one, Doug. One of the hardest games of all
time. That's very difficult.

(01:47:22):
One hit and you don't start where you ended, you go back.
To the beginning of the stage. That's hard.
I'm not sure if it's the very beginning, but you don't start
where you where you ended it. Wow.
Yeah, so if you're in a boss, you don't start right there,
it's done, and you have no powerup.
Oh, great. Yeah, Forget that game.

(01:47:42):
Forget that. Forget our Type 3.
Forget our type in general, actually our type Delta maybe,
but I didn't beat any of those. Yeah, it's one of the it's
considered one of the hardest and it's it was great.
They got a lot of praise back inthe day.
Those bosses were pretty damn cool.
They're huge bosses. But yeah, our type, I don't like
the fact that you get hit one time and you die.

(01:48:05):
You have to have that thing. You've got to be perfect all the
time. The bullets, well, no.
There's a thing you can like, shoot out that, blast the
bullets like an orb in front of you.
But if you don't have that in front of you and you get
touched, you disintegrate. Something that always got me and
it looks good too. You have to shoot behind you.
Also, you have to pay attention to sit behind.
And the stages move. It's like life force.
It's ridiculous that thing everything copied aliens.

(01:48:27):
No, for real, Right. Oh.
He's. Cheating.
You're cheating because you diedinstantly.
What is happening there? He must have something like.
I said there's cheat codes in all these games because he was
all up in the boss and he didn'tjust anymore.
Yeah, I'm tired of cheating. I was not how to beat that box.
But yeah, I I struggled thinkingabout that game.

(01:48:49):
I'm done with that game. Sega Mass System.
Nope. The system had a lot, dude.
The system had a lot. No, I didn't say life force, I
said. I said our type life force can
go there. I thought it's tough, but it's
two players. Yeah, it's two players.
Yeah, we're going to talk about there's tough games and then
there's unfinished. Games.
Oh yeah. There's bad games.

(01:49:09):
Also. Yeah, and then there's bad.
Games that are just difficult. But yeah, what you got?
I'm announced too, because there's a.
It's a the first one in the sequel and I guarantee this it's
on AL's list too. Yep, blasphemous.
I'm looking right at it. And I was like, Yep, I was
waiting for somebody to got it. Got to talk about Blast.

(01:49:30):
Oh my God too. I mean, God damn, Jesus Christ.
As far as the first one is concerned, I mean, shit, you
learn a lot about yourself, but none too.
I'm talking about one and Part 1.
You learn about yourself as a gamer, like how much can you
take, how much, how much? I've yet to start on that game.

(01:49:50):
I have it. But it's such a it's it's one of
the most rewarding experiences I've I've ever played.
Like it's not a a tough game where I said turn this shit off,
right? It's one of those I'm going to
beat you and I'm going to screamat the TV when I kill you.
Yep, I'm going to scream like it's one of those one of those
games. It's just, and it's beautiful.
It's a beautiful game. The music gets gets me.

(01:50:13):
Yeah, it's one of my favorites. It's amazing.
It's a what? To me, it's one track played.
That's that's what the soundtrack is to me.
It's just one track and it's just it's a it's a it's a
masterpiece. Perfectly 2.
I know I always described 2 as the reward for going through
Part 1, but that second to last boss, God damn it, I will.

(01:50:37):
I will challenge. I will challenge anyone on this
podcast. It took me to go to go through
that piece of shit. Yes, sit.
Fuck the last boss. I'm talking second to last boss,
Second to last boss. Oh, shit.
I said you were absolutely rightwhen you said he's like, yo, if
you beat that boss, you get to that last boss.

(01:50:59):
Three tries. Yeah, I did in four tries, but
still, he ain't shit. No, nothing to this level of
shit that you have to do. I'm like everything that you
learned in the game. You have to like master you
better, pretty much. You have to master you better
and you have to be fast, 'cause he, Oh my God.
Not looking forward to playing that.

(01:51:20):
When the fucking shit went dark,the whole screen goes black.
I was like, oh, what happened? What happened?
What happened? And it's throwing things.
He's throwing shit at you. I'm like, he's disappearing.
And then shit, you're like, whatthe fuck?
And part two, my God, isn't as difficult as one until you get
to that piece of shit. And then that boss is.
I think I I'm going to say it, that second to last boss of two
is tougher than fucking all the bosses, man, of all the games,

(01:51:42):
I'm not going to disagree with that.
That's tough. I'm not going to disagree with.
He was just a piece of shit. He's just like the worst made
boss. That game is the evil Incarnate.
That's what I see when I see that.
Game, it's just evil. It's to me, it's a US boss ain't
shit. None of the bosses really got
like maybe I probably died tops five times yeah, tops.

(01:52:05):
I'm like pushing it until the the the platforming was tougher
than than yeah than a lot of theshit and then the enemies like
the you know, some of the enemies are dude, the pain Part
1 push it through some things that the the do some things.
The platforming in one was tougher than the second one, and
it has the knockback. However, however, you can get a

(01:52:27):
relic that gets really rid of the not back.
So if you think that's importantto your gameplay, yeah, do that.
And also it had instant kill if you get hit in the spikes,
instant death. Oh, that was no, that was the
problem. What else did it?
I didn't have a double jump. Nope, no double jump was like
not in Part 1. No double jump, you were just.
Handicapped as a whole Part 2 you have a double jump.
It's forgiving on spikes. It's it's it's very forgiving.

(01:52:50):
They fixed all the issues from the first one.
Not that there were issues, but just decisions that they made
and it's way tougher in the first.
You learn a lot about yourself. But the boss, the bosses ain't
shit on the first game. Then the second to last boss
that's just fucking. It's all an experience.
But I love the game. I'm still going to get the get

(01:53:10):
it the the cover tattooed on me somewhere.
I gotta, that's how much I love Boss.
Just good tissue though. Here's the oh that asshole I
have here real quick. Take a peek at him.
Oh, God, man. Oh, God, I hate this boss.
He is the and he talks for it. You have to listen to him talk
any time. You can't skip it.
You have to snap. You can't shit talk fucking
shit. It's like, shut up.

(01:53:32):
You know how many times I heard that shit?
I'm like reciting it. Like I know everything you're
going to say. Yeah.
What else you. Got that.
That was actually me. Yeah, that was.
But I'm I'm chiming in because it's on my list also, but I'm
going to add to that you said Blasphemous 1 and 2, another

(01:53:54):
franchise that had two games. Earthworm gym.
Yeah, earthworm gym one and two freaking tough, damn it.
How do we beat these? I didn't play 2.
I never played two. I didn't want to play.
I played a little bit of two. I.
Never wanted to play. Two, I think I had another one.
The thing about 1, I don't thinkI never beat one.

(01:54:14):
It's a one player battle. Never beat one.
I beat one and the thing that got me was the the water level,
I think stage. Three, it's the third level,
right? Yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, because hell is Part 2.
Yep, is is on stage two. Yes, when you're here, Yeah, in
the music, but yeah dude, that. Let me see if I can find the.

(01:54:36):
Worst stage? Not even.
No, no, it's not. Everything is just tough.
The first stage. The first stage is the easiest.
It's like battle toads, man. The first stage is the easiest.
Can I go down? And then no, you're not.
And after that you're like, whatam I?
What is this? Oh, this is giving me anxiety
now I'm watching this shit. But dude, this, this.
And then you have to like the the submarine that you have to
like you can't touch the walls of the stuff.

(01:54:58):
It was annoying. It was no you.
Have to. Get an invisible wall to go
through. You had to, really.
Yes, that's probably why I didn't.
I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't know that you.
Had to refill at one part in in a wall.
I remember I played this for hours.
HOURS trying to get through thisfreaking level.
Hiding from that thing is hilarious.
Yeah, yeah. It's the cat and you get killed

(01:55:19):
by anything like quick, yes, it's like one hit death.
This right here. Oh my God.
Look at the countdown. I'm like I remember this.
Anything that has a time limit, I'm like, oh God.
Just like to. Yeah, and then every corner you
touch, it's like and then it. Oh.
Not nerve, it's. What's that part that that's
like the the where you get the air And like in this on this

(01:55:41):
stage right there, you get the air.
Yeah. And then there's like, but
there's like a long gap. You have to go through this
freaking maze. You're running out of time.
And you have literally it's likethe last one of the stages.
Yes, Yeah. And it's like you have 1 to the
second to the last second. You have to make it.
I fucking hate this part. I hate this part so much.
The rest of the game is fun. No, no, no.

(01:56:01):
When you have to whip the fun and get past that, the dog, I
hated that I didn't get past that.
But fighting the burger thing was actually fun.
I like that that was actually. Even though they cheat, you get
yeah pop. The bottom.
First stage was fun and the bosses were like nothing.
The bosses were like nothing, no.
No boss went. To it was just like whatever the
the stage was the boss. Yeah, yeah.
In the dark stage was everythingwas black.

(01:56:22):
That's crazy. Traumatized.
But yeah, this is, and I love the game.
I like Earthworm. Jim I like the ending, it's
hilarious, but I can't talk about.
It, yeah, yeah, but. Spoiler Spoiler.
It's a beautiful game with amazing music.
Shout out to Tommy Tell Rico. Yeah, man.
Tough game though, they'll play 2.
I mean I did they glitched out on emulator so I was like.
I played a little bit of two. I played a little bit of two.

(01:56:44):
Then I started getting tough. I had no interest in two.
No, I said why would you wanna go?
I said I'm done. Why would you wanna go back?
I know what you're gonna do to me and I'm not gonna go through
it again, I think. And it does it well.
The first stage starts out like,oh, Nah, this is back to.
It's not even like the regular first stage.
It's like back right in the. I'm like, no.
No, we're not doing this. No doing this.
And they did a 64, right? Or something like.

(01:57:05):
That doesn't count. But they did it.
Yeah, I don't even. I didn't even forgot whatever
talks about it, I forgot about that.
Or perm gem 64 does not count. Yeah, yeah, even a remake of one
they don't talk about, There's a.
Remake there's a Oh yeah, it was360.
Master version for PSP. Xbox Live, I thought.
They don't talk about it, I don't think.
I mean, yeah, I don't think it was done legit, right.
Yeah, I don't know about that. It was like AHD fake HD.

(01:57:29):
Fake D Fake D, Fake D. They said Earthworm gym 3D.
Horrible. Yeah.
Yeah, that was bad. I mean, that was like Bubsy.
Yeah. That was on the level of Bubsy
3D. Bubsy, South Park.
They gave me that 3. Four negative 64.

(01:57:49):
Negative. -60. 4. Chocolate you.
Got Wow Comic Zone for Genesis? Well, that was tough.
That was tough. I only beat that game.
I beat that game maybe twice. Like that game was tough.
Like you had to your your inventory was very limited and
the the hench men were not easy either and they were posted to

(01:58:13):
like mid game. This needs a remake though.
I don't think I've ever seen thefirst boss.
No, neither have I. Never happened, neither have I.
I get murdered by the second enemy.
Yep. I turn it off.
It needs like a Guilty Gear treatment.
That would be sick. Yeah.
It looked like Spider Man. The new one.
Yeah, on a Netflix Spider Man. Yeah, yeah, This game, it was
fun. It was just very tough.

(01:58:34):
Yeah. You see that limited ass?
Dude he's so 90s they couldn't do this.
Family. Yeah, right. 90s is what's up
man. That's.
My dude is so nice. He's that 90s Cobra Kai all day.
See. Like the the regular hench men
were blocking. Looks like bro.
Come on man. Yeah.
Listen, he's got those Jordans on him.
He's good. Product placement you're.
Up to date now. Product placement.

(01:58:55):
Yeah, it was stupid tough. But it was, it was, it was a
fun. Game beat that, huh?
No way you beat that twice. Question, how many more games
does everyone have on their list?
I have two Turbo is like 50. I got like a good juice.
I'll throw 5 out. We we could do a.
Secret. We have to do a Part 2.
I have to do a Part 2. I cannot come out.

(01:59:15):
I got 2 so I can knock them out in this park.
All right, so this will be the the wrap up.
Yeah, OK, I'll. Throw a punch.
Out I'll throw. I'll throw out one more.
Honorable mentions I'll throw out there too.
I'll throw out one more I just now I'm gonna leave that at the
sticks. DNF duel.
It's a fighting game. The characters were so

(01:59:38):
unbalanced. Oh, really?
Yeah, really. So it was.
I have that I need to play it. Yeah, it it was like I try, I
genuinely tried because you know, like if, if if a fighting
game is well balanced, you can have fun with any character and
have a chance, but some characters you just clearly had
no shot whatsoever. I streamed it a couple times but

(01:59:58):
it dude it was tore it off like there was no way it.
Looks great. It look, no, it looks beautiful.
Oh, you played this a bunch of times and.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I I tried to be good at the
game, just did not. Something broken?
Yeah, just just no. It's not balanced.
Yeah, the characters weren't balanced in the.
Characters and you know the in cells will come through and pick

(02:00:18):
those broken characters and be like I'm the best of the world
and then no one wants to play itbecause they know something
cheap. It looks just like Guilty Gear
drive drive. Drive.
Drive Drive is a different game,but you know, I mean.
Not out yet. One of the Guilty Gear.
Sorry, not drive. But yeah, it was very tough game
to pick up like, and I was usingthe character called Vanguard.
He had a, he had a Lance and it was just brah.

(02:00:42):
Animation is beautiful. They were not having it.
Yes, it looks amazing game. Looks good though.
Great, those look. Good.
It looks exactly like Stride. That background and that
background is very underrated. Look at those.
The layers in that background iscrazy.
Yeah, look at the person walkingin the background.
The character designs cool too. Yeah, like the characters.
Look cool. I remember 1 stream I got caught

(02:01:03):
before they before they bounced the game I got caught in an
infinite combo. Damn, anything that has an
infinite combo needs to stop. You can't do that.
But they they broke, they break Mom versus cop com like that
too. Yeah, infinite all day.
And it wasn't even, it wasn't even like a difficult combo.
I think she just kept hit me with a light jab in the corner.
It was. Just had to hit back.
Nah, dude, I couldn't land Oh back.

(02:01:25):
No dude, there's no air block. There's no air block in the
game, bro. But yeah, it's good though.
It was good choice. I wish, I wish it was.
It was better. You got another one 'cause this
is. Is this the last round?
Next, this is the last round guys all.
Right, you got. Four more rounds.
God. Another one is Need for Speed
Unbound Oh. Jeez, what happened that week?

(02:01:49):
Yeah, it's what's this one? It's on Game Pass.
I see it. I think I have.
It but yeah, like, you know how racing games like used to be
like kind of easy at some point.This one now, yeah.
Like got rubber banding? Not bro.
Yeah, bro, it is. It is.
It's ruthless. That's the most unfun thing in a
racing game is Rubber Bandit. You keep using it.
You touch one corner and eight cars pass you.

(02:02:13):
You're like, oh. What happened?
Yeah, what happened? Yeah.
So it like it's it's fun, but it's tough.
Like I like even putting this game on easy.
Like I I had a tough time winning races.
It's like, wow, yeah bro. Damn, that's that.
Bullshit. I got no shame.
That's the one that has the animation under it, like the
wings and stuff. Yes.
The play, that one, it's that tough.
It's it's fun put you put it on easy bro.

(02:02:34):
Just put on easy. Chase like, no problem.
I think I bought this, I haven'tplayed it.
Yet. And then on top of that,
escaping from the cops bro. Forget it.
They they assault you dude, it is now.
So it's like real life. Damn.
You would make a terrible. Criminal.
This must be an I. Guess, Mississippi.
Wow, wow. I mean, yeah, I guess I'd make a

(02:02:56):
terrible criminal. Yeah, that's what I'm not fast
or furious. It's called us on a road trip.
You're only furious when you play the game.
I'm slow and pretty pretty calm.Slow and calm.
That's a That's a sequel. Slow and.
Calm spin off. Yeah, it's it's a beautiful
game. The customizations are are

(02:03:16):
amazing. Like it, it's deep, deep car
customization. It's.
Like underground but. Not but yeah dude.
And it looks great. It's just that, like, if you're
not good at racing games. It's cheating the.
Yeah, yeah, If you're not good at racing games, the the, the
learning curve is steep. Steep.
Slow and friendly. I got it pretty.

(02:03:37):
Much fast and furious, slow and friendly.
Yeah, man. Yeah.
Turbo. Let's see, I'm gonna rattle off
a bunch, Castlevania. Yeah, Castlevania.
Castlevania. Yeah, like original Castlevania.
Yeah, tough. Original.
That's a hard fucking game no matter what year you play it.
Yep, that's a tough fucking game.

(02:03:57):
Mike Tyson's Punch Out and SuperPunch Out, but.
That was my. Honorable.
I love Super Punch Out. I ran through that.
She's my honorable man. Super Punch.
Out is a lot easier than yeah, punch out.
Yeah, no, I never, I never beat Mike Tyson's Punch Out, but I
beat, I beat the shit out of Super Punch Out.
Nick Bruiser and Rick Bruiser are tough, but yeah, no one's
tougher than White Tyson. White Tyson you can't beat.

(02:04:18):
I haven't beat White Tyson yet. White Tyson I can't beat.
No. Black Tyson could be, but white
Tyson, That can't be. Dude, you can name half of the 8
bit library. It's for real.
No, for real. It's all vicious.
Let me see, I'll rattle off a couple.
Of, you know the one I'm thinking of Jake Paul.
Damn, Jake. Damn.
Spellcaster. Spellcaster is probably the

(02:04:39):
hardest game we've mentioned. Spellcaster.
Master System. Yeah, I beat that ball.
Game spellcaster. I remember I thought I thought
he was lying when he first. I'm like, there's no way you
beat that game that. Running like this.
You know that game you. Run like this, like shooting
like your hands like. It's based off an anime.
What'd you call it? I mean, Glitch, That's his.

(02:04:59):
That's his game. Really.
Yeah, he cosplayed as one of hisgames.
This is it, right? Here.
This was a cast time game, yeah.This game is the one of the most
difficult games in the world. What the hell?
It's like Dragon Ball. It's the it's the first Mystic
defender. Yeah.
Is this like it's part of that lore?
Is this? Dragon Ball.
It's the, it's the, it's an anime.
Don't fireballs. This is Dragon Ball.

(02:05:19):
It's based on anime. It's an 80s so yes.
Wow. Look at the suit.
That's inverted Goku. That's Goku out there.
Yeah, he couldn't walk 2 feet without shooting something.
No, no, the game's tough, that is, and you walk slow.
Yep, and there's flying, slow flying and like role-playing
shit. I said get.
It's like a harder version of. Yeah, yeah, exactly like what it

(02:05:42):
was. Yo, what is happening?
He's getting attacked by he's getting attacked by Teddy Grams.
He's. Dying Teddy Grams.
Teddy grams are eating them up. I didn't know they were that.
You got demons and teddy grams. Man, the combination.
Dragon Ball bro. Do not open the bag.
They messed up go through. They don't open the bag.
Get exact like Teddy grams everywhere and he walked up in

(02:06:04):
the steps like Castlevania. Yeah, brings back memories.
Bring back with. Fuck this game.
Nightmare. No.
All. Right.
What else? I'll throw in the I'll throw it.
You'll throw one more. One more I'll throw in.
Let's see which one of these. It's not in chat, I don't know
if you want to say. It I, I saw it in the chat chat,
you know, mass produced had a couple of good ones.
But I'll, I'll go with somethingdifferent though.

(02:06:24):
Bart Simpson versus the space meetings.
Oh no, I. Don't know, 'cause that's just
bad. That's bad, though.
Yeah, you didn't. Beat that game, it's just a bad.
Game. No, I beat it.
There's a there's a dinosaur at the end.
I beat that game, yeah. A dinosaur.
I remember. Yeah, there's a Tyran.
I think it's a Tyran source. It's like it was.
Wait, what was it Bart Who? Bart What's?
Bart Simpsons versus the space. I remember that shitty freaking.

(02:06:46):
It was a bad game. That's a bad.
It was a bad last force is. That with all the stupid phone
call jokes at the beginning. Oh, you beat that game.
Yeah, I beat that. What is wrong with?
You that game is sadly broken that game stick I.
Didn't know it took a couple of rentals.
That doesn't count. That doesn't count.
That doesn't count as a hard game.
That's a bad game. This is on another.

(02:07:06):
Tears off. They have to spray paint the
cans. I remember that spray paint.
I remember that game way too well.
Not that I just saw. Oh my God.
We do a list of bad games that'sgoing Oh my.
God, bad single player games. No.
What the fuck is on? Go join Alf.
That's the same shit. That was hard too.

(02:07:26):
Al could have probably. And you beat that game.
Too Beat that, yes. You did.
All right. I'm gonna fire up a bunch quick
because like I said this last round, I guess so in the chat.
I'm not going to dismiss Ghost and Goblins.
Ghost and Goblins is the hardestgame I've ever played 'cause.
That's enniest one, right NES? Fuck that game, yes.
No, fuck that. No, it's not a good word.

(02:07:47):
It's not a. Good word, it's not fun.
That game stinks. And that's an arcade game.
How much money is that? I got a real ending.
I hate that game. I watched it recently.
I hate that. Game dude.
It's a thief in disguise. The Genesis game.
Amazing. Congratulations and ghost.
What gladiations? No difference is listen, ghouls
and ghosts, it's hard to to get that's a tough game.

(02:08:08):
So yeah, both. You gotta beat them twice to get
the real. It's a tough, very tough game.
And there are levels in that game that are difficult but I
enjoy. But that game is fun.
It's a good game, it's very good.
At times when you're going down there, no, there's fuckery like
warm level, wouldn't it? Not there's a fuckery.
I gave up on that. But that's an actual game.
Tough game, but it's. Ghosts and Goblins didn't feel
like a game. Ghosts and.
Goblin was terrible. As far as difficulty, it's one

(02:08:28):
of the hardest. Fuck that game.
That was going to be my honorable mention, but yeah,
yeah, fuck. That yeah, super goals and
ghosts is hard same tough that's.
Yeah, that's tough too. That's I don't know why.
I don't know why they went back today.
That franchise, man, yeah. Go.
I don't know what it is they. Just want to put people through
pain. Maximo wasn't bad though.
No, actually, I actually like that game.
Part of it that's. Hard.
Those two maximal ones, we've got 2D shit, we're doing 3D.

(02:08:49):
No, when he went 3D it was good.Next is a trio of games.
OK, you know what it is. I do.
It's the Dark Souls game. Oh, you.
Have to say it. Of course it's.
The Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Elden Ring, all in that
category. All of them.
It's why the modern the modern day gamer calls it a Bloodborne

(02:09:10):
or Souls like. There's a name for it now.
Like yeah every hard game is a souls like.
Yep, but no, that's that's the epitome.
Like before there was Ninja Gaiden before.
Ninja Gaiden like that? Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's. What?
It was. It's guided.
No one called. It it, but it was.
Guiding. Like guiding?
Like guiding. Like guiding like.
That's another game. Soap opera, Soap opera, soap

(02:09:37):
opera. But no.
But those games like that, that taught you how a tough game can
be like the most satisfying thing to get through, It's a
certain because. It's enjoyable.
It's a certain juggle like this is impossible, but then you
actually figure it out. Ghost and goblins is not
enjoyable, no on any level. No, no, because if we beat the
boss and now you're like, all right, my controller is still

(02:09:57):
intact. I think like you're not thinking
of you just won. There's no you're picking up my
buttons here. They're my buttons.
Here, yes, they're my control. Zacharo is on my list.
I didn't get a chance to say it,but yes, that game, I mean.
You're going to have to revisit them.
It's a souls like so yeah, all of.
Those and at co-ops. And Liza P, Liza P is in there
because it's the souls. Like it's the same type of

(02:10:19):
thing. Yeah, there's another one.
There's another one Sipu that. Was on my list.
That was like, yeah, I got to leave that for Jay.
Okay. Season games.
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Played. I played that game and I and I
understand the frustration like that game.

(02:10:41):
You get further. It's fun though.
I didn't get past, I didn't get past.
Wait, what's? You get to near the end of the
third level and the it's totallydifferent.
Ohh man. Yeah, yes.
It's a fun ass game though. Man, it is.
But it is. But it's too.
Difficult. I can't wait to play this.
It's crazy. I can't wait to play this.
It's like an action movie. Because you could think you're

(02:11:01):
doing amazing. Yeah, guys, you get, you get
popped twice. I'll show you how it's done.
Yeah, I'm waiting. Show you wait.
It's coming next week. Watch.
It is fun though. Styles playing this next.
Week it's got the Arkham style type fight, but it's a more.
No, it's the next step. It's a yeah.
It's like a more an advanced version of that.
But you got to learn, yes, there's no breaks in this game.
Don't take a break. Nope.

(02:11:22):
Because if you go back in you got to start tutorial.
They'll come out off screen too.Man, if you're playing this, you
got to keep playing until you beat it.
You'll be like, I would never, Iwould never play it and go back
to it. I carry.
I can never go back to. I kept getting freaking hit off
screen. Like somebody would just jump in
and just like I'm like, what theyo, my man was holding.
Yo, sorry to kind of go off because I just saw something

(02:11:42):
that made me laugh and it reminded me of multiverses
because he hit him in the throat.
So the little, the little attention to detail.
And Agent Smith, when he gets hit, sometimes he goes, yeah,
yeah. From the movie when he gets hit.
It's fucking amazing. Dude, I went back to play this.
I was like, how do you sweep? I don't know how to sweep.
Yeah, at all. You will forget.

(02:12:03):
I played this like a few months ago.
I threw it in and I was like, wow.
You don't know how to like, reverse the grab.
God, you're dead. I forgot.
I have to go to the Dojo and practice.
Yeah. Bang that one.
That one. I love him when he hits him
against the wall with his head. Yeah, I think that's all I got
for now. It's satisfying.
We will definitely have to do a number of Part 2 to this
because, Oh yeah, deep into these games.

(02:12:25):
Oh yeah. But yeah, I'll leave it at that
for now. Yep.
I'm gonna go, I got 2 left, so I'm gonna go with Resident Evil
1 remake. OK, the remake.
OK remake. Crimson's.
There's something so the the original, it's a difficult game,
but I didn't really have too much problem with it.

(02:12:46):
But the fucking remake, I playedit fairly recently, like I would
probably say like 2-2 years ago,maybe into the pandemic or
something like that. I said I'm having I beat it
before, but I said I'm having legit problems because of the
the crimson's the motherfucker. I didn't have a problem with
them before. This time I was having problems.
They would the motherfuckers getup and chase you and they're

(02:13:08):
fucking. Terrorists.
They gotta set him on fire to kill him, right?
Yeah, you guys, you have to findoil.
Set the motherfuckers on fire. I'm like, oh.
They come back. Dude, this is.
This is. I'll just never go in a room
again and. This is one of my favorite
Resident evils. The remake Part 1.
I fucking love it. You know, they're starting to
they're trying to remake it again.
They. Need to stop.
I've never played this. The only time I will approve of
it if it's Co-op. If it's Jill and Chris and Jill

(02:13:29):
Co-op I will approve of it. If it's not, I don't want to see
a remake. They want to do everything in
the same of a remake, the same, the same vein as The Resident.
I know, I know, I get it, I get it.
But this was I had so much problems.
Oh God, what the hell? You know when you have to go to
the the plant area? The the second part I never got.
I said where the fuck do I go? I don't remember.

(02:13:50):
Like it was just dude, yeah, this is such a it was so
stressful the second time around.
I'm like, I don't remember shit and.
I thought I was watching Soul for a SEC.
You know what it is? It's a you're in a different
time of your life and shit. So it's like, you know what I
mean? Like you're revisiting and it's
like, wait, ready for for all that shit.
It's like, it's kind of like howwe talk about Ninja Gaiden if I
throw it in right now. I'm not.

(02:14:10):
I'm getting destroyed. I'm not ready for that type of
game right now. Sometimes these, yeah.
Like when they bring back that old school difficulty.
Or devil may cry. Not ready for that?
And of course, the last one I have on my list is The Last
Faith. God damn it, you make me not
want to play. Listen, that's all my backlog

(02:14:33):
and I'm like Last Faith is one of one of my favorite Metroid.
Bandit, I think I have that. Too.
It's one of my favorites. I will.
I fucking love that game. I don't want to go through the
butt butt. Let me tell you, I'm not even
going to sugar coat it. I'm not going to sugar coat it.
There's some bosses. I swear to God, there's some
bosses where I said I fucked up by playing this game.

(02:14:55):
Yeah, like, I don't know what a like I fucked up and that's let
me see this guy. No, he wasn't even one of them.
He was a piece of shit, but he wasn't every.
I feel like, all right, I'll saythis.
The bosses in this game are tougher than the bosses in
Blasphemous. God damn it.
Really. Yes, no.
And the last boss brought out, oh, it brought out some anger.

(02:15:15):
It brought out. I can't, I don't even remember
how I beat him. I don't remember cuz there's a
boss where you have to fight 2 bosses at once.
Oh my God. So you blacked out?
And I just like I just went to Idon't remember how I killed the
last freaking blacked out and there was a glitch.
There was a glitch where I watched the ending and I said I

(02:15:37):
thought it was a bad ending but it's only one ending.
So I said oh good ending good and then it went back 2 bosses.
I had to fight him again. And I said, Oh no, I beat the
game. Fuck you.
I'm not going back two bosses. I'm not doing this.
I'm not doing this. What I say he died or just
jumped? It just put me back to bosses,
what I said, and that was a common glitch that was going on.
But you saw the ending. Yeah.

(02:15:58):
You see the game. I beat the game so fucking that.
That counts as being. But The thing is.
But it does depend on what you build up because there's so many
weapons like range weapons and there's so many regular weapons.
Whatever you build up is your choice.
So some things might be easier for you than it was for me.
So it could be a completely different place.
I like the whip because it felt like Castlevania, but it was
weaker. So I use the whip a lot and I

(02:16:18):
use the this blood Cortana that would take energy away, but you
could end up using this big sitethat took away a lot of energy.
I like I like those. Yeah, so it was it was the
closest to like a Dark Souls that I've played 2D.
But no, there were that difficulty was fucking crazy.
There was crazy. I I was not ready for how

(02:16:39):
fucking shout out to Sasquatch in time Sasquatch.
We still apologize for Mario Kart a couple of months ago, but
no, that game dude. Oh my God, that was that got me
to the fury type anchor that that brought that that last
boss. I said I think it was like two

(02:16:59):
or three forms. I don't even remember how many
forms this fuck had, but I said turn this off.
I said I don't want to do this anymore, but yeah, yeah, that
that's, that's there. And I just remembered.
I got an honorable mention. Suits ago honorable honorable
mention was Arc the lad. Oh yes, it wasn't it wasn't 2.
I forgot it's I forgot the name of it.
It's like a it wasn't officiallyPart 2, but it was like a name.
PS2 PS two. Yeah, yeah, man, last boss

(02:17:24):
included. That's one of the few strategy
RPGs that almost quit. Was the game in general hard or
just it? Was tough.
No, the game game in general wastough.
It was, it was a tough strategy RPG.
There was a couple of bosses that were some some nonsense,
but the the the the last boss capped it off almost made me
quit. Arc the lad 2.
It's not 2. I looked up Part 2, but it never
comes up. But it's Arc the lad something I

(02:17:46):
forgot the full name. Yeah Arc the lad sequel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, somewhat just.Put PS2.
Yeah, I'll try to find it right now, but that last, I'll find
it. That last boss, it was legit.
I went to the bathroom. I remember you told and I went.
Into while fighting, I was I. Was I?
I looked in the mirror and I said, am I gonna quit this game?

(02:18:07):
I don't. I don't quit.
I looked, I'm not even fucking line.
I said, am I gonna quit? I remember you telling me that.
I said I'm about to quit this fucking game.
Like I don't do that shit. That's not it, all right, but
like I was on a level of anger where I'm like this is because
the last boss had like random. It did whatever it wanted.
Like there's no pattern. It just did whatever it wanted.

(02:18:27):
And I said this is not Nah. The sprites are like regular
size. This says Arc, the lead 2.
What the hell I must say. It's called Twilight of the
Spirits. Yes, Yep, that's it.
Oh, Twilight of the There you go, Twilight of the Spirits.
Yeah, just put it out the last and it's a.
Very good game. It's a very good game, good
story too. Very good story, but.
I never played any ark the let's.

(02:18:48):
I didn't play one. No, I never played one or two.
I think that was PS1. I don't even know how I came
across this game, strategy game.Maybe you, you just had it.
And I said, oh, it's a strategy game, let me mess with it.
Yeah, yeah. I like to design the characters.
And I was like, Yep, that's it. That's it.
That's one of the main characters.
Yep. And I like the game a lot.
That last fucking can you pull up the last boss just for shits

(02:19:11):
and giggles? I just want I just want to look
at him. I just want to look at him
because I Oh my God, hold on onesecond.
And the way I beat him, because there was like tag moves you can
do and you have to be positionedin the right area.
It was like by luck that the twomain characters, there you go,
final boss ball blowing in frontof him, I said.
Let's spoiler alert. Yeah, let's get like.
Yeah, spoiler alerts. Get 30 seconds to us.

(02:19:33):
I'm about to play it right now if you don't want to see this.
If you're going to play Arc the Lad tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah. Arc the lad, Twilight.
I'm going to just show it for about 30 seconds, man.
That's it. There you go.
That's not the last. That's the second main
character. He's dope.
I love that main character. He's the shit.
All right, let me Fast forward this.
It's AI Brain. It's an I brain.
I'm not even lying. It's an I brain to the final

(02:19:55):
battle. It says it's it's not big ass
brain with an I I hate that motherfucker.
Oh, here we go. Oh, you'll know when you see
him. Oh, here we go.
Yeah, you just described it. So I was like, all right, I'm
gonna start having flashbacks. I hate you.
It goes to show because this is the way this is recorded.

(02:20:17):
I hate that. There we go.
He's so random, he throws out his little.
Eye minions randomly. This video and it's random.
He's been 3 minutes, he does something.
Actually it's a 10 minute video you.
Been 10 minutes. 10 minutes. I mean, that's probably about
right. You just died a lot.
It's random though, right? It's random.
He does whatever he wants. That's the first.

(02:20:38):
Road like bullshit. It's a roll of the dice.
He's like, I'm going to kill everyone.
No. That's.
That dude was the final boy. That's the final boy.
He looks nothing like the rock Boo.
I'm sorry. Boo.
I had to do that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't even get it, he said. A brain with an eye.
How's that the rock? The final boss.

(02:21:00):
Jesus, that's bad. Dude, that's actually.
Just actually bad. That ended the podcast.
Yeah. That's a bad.
Case pretty much, yeah, no. Keep it going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we still got a Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, actually I got, I have two.
I have two games I'll throw in there.
I just recently played this yesterday because I play it all

(02:21:21):
the time. You think it'll be an easiest
the easiest game for me? Blast the master.
That's a hard game. That's your game I got.
To the second boss. Just just, you know, I was like,
I'll get to the second boss now cuz I usually stop out to the
first level. Nope, they fight the second
boss. Dead, dead.
Oh, let me try this time. Dead instantly, four hits and

(02:21:42):
then you're dead. Game over.
I said oh game over. Done with this game.
Second boss I usually make. It's like the fifth level.
It's not. That Metroid's in Blastomast.
Yeah, that is, that is a. Metroid.
It's underwater. It's underwater.
A jellyfish. Oh, it's water.
OK, Yeah. Those are Metroids is.
Is well, it's good that they're in some games, but it was in
space. Is this the Metroid prequel?

(02:22:03):
No, that is not the. Metroid prequel.
A correction. Bizarre mid boss is chalk.
He's nice, not he's not final boss.
Final boss, but. If you go to the second boss in
that game, it seems simple, but there's no like strafing, so you
have to move up and shoot at thesame time.
This guy is impossible and he's a second boss.
He's not make it to like the crab.

(02:22:24):
The crab boss is impossible. But this guy, he just touched
you four times. NES is fuckery, the entire
system is fuckery, and. He's like, oh that's easy.
Look, he's just shooting 3 bullets.
No, you have to get up in his face if you don't have that gun
and he's just. Moving like this.
How you do? That honorable mentioned Zelda
2? Oh yes, that's on my list.
That's a great one. That's a great.

(02:22:45):
One. That's a great one, yes.
How did I forget about that? Was tough.
How did I forget about that one?Oh my God.
Just just take the catalog of NES.
Yeah, let's just pick a game. Mega Man 3.
Trojan Mega Man 1 Trojan Russianattack.
I watched that yesterday by the way.
Russian attack. Yes, I watched Russia attack.
Fuck that game. I have one actual legit game

(02:23:07):
left 'cause you're sitting in the guide and I didn't get to
say it. OK, fuck.
All right, Well, you gotta talk about this.
Let me find it. Hold on.
Zelda 2 and the entire game, bro.
The entire game. This had me bro.
And then I got lost. I'm like where am I?
Where am I from? Where?
Fuck. Where am I from?
That's why I stopped playing. Who am I supposed to like?
Where am I? Supposed to go.
Death Mel. I was like, turn this shit.
Off and then I had to like freaking go back and shit I'm

(02:23:28):
like I gotta go back there now gotta fight.
You know, you know what mass British There was something
about I don't know why I like this game.
I I don't know why the music, the music was awesome.
The music was like, there's something about it.
I liked it. I liked it.
I liked it, but I I get why people didn't like it.
I get it. I I like, I get super tough.
I get it. It was just some fuckery, a side

(02:23:49):
scrolling Zelda. It was special, especially those
like the Iron Knuckles in the last.
They were assholes. They jumped and did like the
under thrusts and upper thrusts.They were foul throwing freaking
so the two were stuff. Dude it sucks when you try and
play these games like legit now Oh.
No, you have a different time. Try and play Zelda 2 now, it's a
difficult. It's a different time.

(02:24:10):
I don't need that anger in my life.
It's a different. Time I got pretty far too, like
the third boss. Nope.
When you're younger, you have nojob.
You have no responsibilities really.
And your anger threshold is pretty high.
Yeah, because you have all the time in the world.
Nowadays I hate everybody, so I'm like, I can't play good.
Well, plus that's your only game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that and maybeone other.
Yeah. But the game I forgot last one I

(02:24:32):
swear. Okay.
Ninja Gaiden Z. I knew you.
I was waiting for that. It's.
Called yaba yaba so I forget that.
It's another character, right? And it's not.
Yeah, doesn't fight. I know you fight Hayabusa as a
blast. Dude, I picked up the game when
he was playing. I couldn't be the henchman.
No, it's it's Ninja Gaiden versus like 1 zombies.

(02:24:54):
It's zombies you're fighting. And I tried a few times, right?
Yeah. And I and I couldn't.
Be a henchman. You wouldn't.
You tried this? I tried to kill a henchman.
I couldn't kill a henchman. I said get this off, turn it
off. Dude, the game.
Is. Hilarious.
The game is hilariously badly like.
Like the story is bad but it's like tongue in cheek so it's
hilarious. Looks like origami too.
Dude, the game is so hard. This game is so hard.

(02:25:17):
I was going to give up on the last boss.
Somehow I got up to him until I watched on YouTube and he said
oh, I beat it. I said it's possible and then I
went back. I went back to it and then I
beat the boss. But this game is stupid hard.
Wasn't this main character like basically hacked up by Hayabusa
and then it comes back? I think you fought him in the
beginning and you want. Maybe sounds familiar actually.

(02:25:39):
Yeah, you want revenge. It's a fun.
It was fun enough for me to get through the whole game, but I
don't know if I could recommend this but it was super super
difficult. Mass producers be dying about
Zelda too. I even hate the music.
I'm traumatized. Wow.
It's like when you know, when you hear that music, you're
like, fuck that game. Fuck that game.
I actually, I hear it now after while we're playing and I hear
it, I hear. It pretty fast.

(02:26:00):
The music is ingrained. The entire soundtrack is.
Ingrained in my head again. He turns in the ball.
Bullet then, yeah. And so the Poppinski he doesn't.
Laugh like he doesn't laugh crazy, but he does have that
same left. But yeah, I had to throw that
game in there because that that was super tough.
Karate Kid. Yeah, that's on there.

(02:26:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's bad. Like there's.
Bad. There's bad games that you just
can't get through because they're bad.
Pretty much. There are games that are typical
and fun. We're trying to stay with those
we can name. I can name Athena, which is
terrible. I can't get off the first stage.
Mega Man 1 is. That's difficult, but we.

(02:26:42):
Game. Though it's very difficult,
that's a hard game. Very hard.
There's so many we can name Shinobi.
Thanks. But Shinobi in the arcade one
hit death. No even on saying goodnesses.
You're saying, yeah, it was so tough.
Wait till we get to the Co-op. Oh.
God, that's a Co. OP oh God, another podcast.
Oh, that's another. I'm dying to do that one.

(02:27:03):
So be ready for that one. Yeah, I'm looking at a few up
here. I'm like, oh Gee, oh Gee.
Oh, that's enough. And yeah, so that concludes the
the main topic, but we need to announce the winner, man of the
monthly game. Giveaway.
We're giving it away. Oh yeah, we're.
Giving him a game. And that winner is.

(02:27:25):
Oh man. Oh.
Lord Dark Mystic Night, you havewon.
You are the winner of the February 2025 Level 857 Monthly
game giveaway. Hell yes.
Congratulations. Congrats.
Congratulations. Mystic Nights.
Oh my sound. Like a Power Ranger.

(02:27:45):
It's definitely a dark Mystic night tonight.
We're wearing now it's a new winners.
Actually, no, it's a bright night.
I guess it's a bright day. Whatever.
Dude. I tried the last.
Relation. It's night time.
It's it is night time, but it's a it's a new day.
It's not bright at all. It's a bright.
Day and it's raining. In New York, what you know,
people can be watching this fromall over the world.

(02:28:06):
We don't know what the weather is over there, but so you're.
Going to lie them, Congrats. Congratulations, you won fair
and square all. Right, we keep in contact.
Find out what game you want. Exactly.
Make it winners at the top of every single freaking month.
That's right. Yeah, so going to be a next
buddy. Be sure to go to our website and
join. Hell yeah, man.
Absolutely. Yeah, buddy.

(02:28:28):
Give yourself a chance. Heck yeah, man it.
Could be you up in the bright lights.
It could be, it could be, it could be.
Free games is great. In games we give away a quality
so you know, it's like you got nothing to lose.
It's up to you, but you pick. That's true, yeah.
Try to get high. Quality, but you could pick
something, yeah. No, you get a choice.
You get a choice. We don't throw.

(02:28:49):
A game? Imagine we had a bad game in
there, like oh, all the games wementioned for this imagine.
We're giving away Teenage MutantNinja Turtles for.
For Nintendo, you get teenage. Roulette.
You get blasphemous. We have one.
We have Bart versus space meetings in there.
So we put in roulette. Maybe you win that.
Now that's foul. Imagine.
Everything is great, but. You can win a bad game.

(02:29:14):
Oh. God.
That being said. And for those who are checking
us out for the very first time and you decided you can't get
enough level 857, we got some more content for you in the form
of a streaming schedule startingSundays, 3:30 PM Eastern
Standard Time. We got Let's play Sundays.
That's going to be multiplayer games in the Co-op or versus

(02:29:35):
variety. You know, I'm joining the
Discord. Follow us on all of our social
media to find out what we're going to be playing next.
I think we might be taking this week off, I don't know.
We'll see what happens. Follow social media, Find out
what we're doing. I honestly thought you said that
it. Almost it was perfect timing so
you. Had a lot of the party. 1st I
wasn't talked. Over it?
Yeah, and it cut them off. You stopped at the perfect time.

(02:30:00):
Chuck, where'd you got going on Fridays?
You got to fight on Fridays, 9:00 PM Eastern Standard Time.
Every Friday. I play fighting games.
I play beat them up. Sometimes I beat people up.
Sometimes I get. Beat up those times.
Wow. I know you not talking, Mr. I
don't play Street Fighter Six anymore.
Mr. I don't play Tekken. Ain't any, but that's OK.
Jay, come back, come back. Come back.

(02:30:22):
But anyways, this Friday we're playing.
It's the first Friday of the month.
You know what time it is? It's Smash Friday.
Smash Bros Ultimate is back on the channel.
Oh man, there should be some interesting contestants coming
through. Should be a beat down handed out
every game. Oh man.
Probably not by me, just damn. Just saying.

(02:30:45):
There might be some a lot of drama going on Friday.
There might be some things going.
On it's going to be a Royal Rumble.
Might be, might be. I might be there, I might be
there. I'm going to try to pick up a
shift, but if I can't I'll be there.
All right. Wednesday, 7:30 PM Eastern
Times. We got us ladies and gentlemen,
5 freaking podcast hosts. It's like a freaking panel
weekend. Wait, what the hell did you just

(02:31:05):
say? It's like a panel 5 freaking
podcast hosts, yeah. It's not like I said 5 podcast
hoes. That's what I.
Thought yeah 5. Hoes.
We're not 5 podcast hoes. Five day, 7:30 PM Eastern
Standard Time is the live video game.
Podcast. They're on the tape, Turbo.
Algae and 23 We always have a topic.
Sometimes we have a guest, but we always have a good time.

(02:31:26):
You guys got to check us out, tell your friends about us,
share us around a little bit. You know what I'm saying?
I hate you so much bro. Yes, so join us up to try and
make it throughout outro yeah yeah every Wednesday every.
Wednesday. That's.
Trying to make it through with the podcast hoes.

(02:31:49):
Host. Host.
Got to enunciate terrible. Anyway, until next week y'all.
Thank you guys for thinking in. Thank you again to hug your
parents. Always, always peace.

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