Unforgettable Opening Levels That Hooked Us Right From the Start!

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And welcome to your number one favorite video game podcast.
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with your host as usual. Now G. 857 the 23rd stand up the

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23rd Stallion stand up the. 23rdstand up.
Stand up that's. A new name.
Sticks. Turbo 85.
Seven and your boy, Big Chuck. What up dude, that's so dope I
could give myself applause. Oh God, I mean, you might as
well. Turn that button.
I still have control. I still have control.
I can give you the. Turn that button.

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During the applause, you just keep hitting.
I can I can even cancel it out so.
Turn that button off Turn. So fucked up right now.
Everyone's sitting on their hands.
I got the master controls right here man.
Turn that button. Off Hi, everybody.
What's up, everybody? What's good?
Oh yeah, that's. What's good?
What's good with? Shout out to Mass Produce in the
chat. Oh, Mass.
For shout out to Cafe Fox, shoutout to specs.

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Anybody else out there they out?There.
Anybody else at all? They just quiet.
Shout out to everybody just sitting there.
Oh, damn, damn. It's fine.
Why don't you listen? It's fine.
They're in the bathroom. Yeah, man.
That shouldn't make a differencein this day.

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Yo-yo, before, before we're like, yeah, we're about to go on
break. Just hit the the flush.
Yeah, Yeah. That's it.
That's. It, man, that's what I'm doing.
Bathroom break. You're like bathroom break out.
I'll be right back. So where's Al?
How to take care of some business?
Welcome back. That's so nasty.
Yeah, man. Welcome back everybody.

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Welcome. It's been a busy week.
It's been a busy week mostly on my end trying to fix this damn
podcast cause it's falling apart.
It's falling apart lately, but we're good so far.
No, no, nothing bad. Nothing bad so far.
Yo, where's Leslie with the Super chat man You.
Got to keep his podcast. Oh, Paul, See what's going.
Listen everybody. Pulse that.

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I'll do a goofy freeze frame of style and put it up when he
speaks. Just.
Gotta put the camera. On there you go.
Is that good? That's.
Great. Yeah, my can't go up.
Man, what a disaster. Cameras just shut up.
And that was like the one I was like excited to see the trailers
too. I'm like, I can't wait.
Nope, couldn't see nothing. Well, smooth sailing, hopefully,

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yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you know how it goes. Oh yeah.
Listen, I might not even get a screen later.
Yeah, as long as you can hear us.
Audio might cut out, you never know.
Yeah. That's the most no audio cuts
out in the show's over. Yeah, I'm not sign language and
nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're, we're just recording. Just be like, oh, I can hear
them be like. You just wave.
I guess it's over like. Freeze frame ending.

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It's upgrade so we. Should do that.
We should jump up. Jump up at the end of the show,
yeah? Freeze frame in the air.
No, I'm good. Just see you.
Guys, next week, yeah, mid air. Only on the 80s throwback.
Yeah, but yeah, let's this is a moment of truth right here.
We're going to see if this works.
We're doing the games we played.Oh yeah.

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And we had a quite a fun run of Marvel Rivals.
Yeah, hell yeah, Man, that was pretty good.
Look at that. It works.
The six to six person Marvel rivals.
Shout out to Cap'n Crunch 31 andsome bearded love.
Yeah, the master healer. Oh, that was amazing.

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That was amazing that Punisher had no idea I was above him.
Blast him right in his bitch ass.
Head Jesus. Now this was fun.
Man, this fun game. There was some hilarious
highlights. Yo, the first round I was I was
running away from Wolverine. I was jumping off like the
balcony, jumping from spot to spot and he kept on chasing me
and then I did the sword slash hawk.
I knocked him off and he just blew.

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Who often died. Yeah, he's terrifying when he's
after you. Oh yeah, for.
Real. He's legit terrifying.
I can't stand that something. So this Silverhawk shared this
fire. That we had.
I wonder where you got that fromPlayer?
Hold up. Silver.
I got the same one in black. Yeah, we had some WS two man.
Silver Yeah, we won't. I think we.
We had a streak, I think it was like a two or three streak.

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I think 33 streak, maybe 3 streak that we had going on.
We almost got the last one and he got robbed.
I'm very happy with what happened.
Even though we lost. I'm happy with what happened to
Punisher at the end. I showed you Adam Warlock.
Yep. I he didn't even know where I
was going. He thought I was dead for good
and I shot him off the balcony. That was great public service
announcement though. They need a nerf Iron fist.

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Man, that guy's freaking Oh my God.
I can't stand he's he fly. I'm like go just get rid of his
flying shit man. You have long jump fly.
I'm. Like well.
He he has his his like double jump and triple jump.
It's crazy Has the cooldown is very is very low, so we can just
keep jumping and jumping and jumping.
His show was so bad that gave him flight.
Wow, you worked for Superman? Wow.

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I'll always, every time I'll seesomeone on our team flying just
in the distance and there's an iron fist on the other team.
You just see our our teammate flying away from this dude and
this dude just chasing. Yeah, in mid air.
I'm like, you know, you can't. Fly.
Hunt in here and then he hunts everyone that's.
A low budget Goku. I was.
I just got murdered right there.I was Iron Man and storm at

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different times and someone's Iron Fist.
I'm like, how are they getting to me now?
I'm flying so high and this asshole's flying to me.
It's crazy. It's crazy.
No, they need to. They need to fix that, man.
At least get rid of that double jump shit man.
Or make the cooldown higher for it.
Nah, just get rid of that. He's got.
Nah, he's fast as hell too. I'm like, come on, There's some,
there's a lot of updates coming with the Human Torch and thing

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they have. On Friday.
Yeah, they released the. I looked at, I skimmed over it,
the updates, they changed some stuff.
Human Torch is so cool, man. I think Captain America got
buffed. Hawkeye got a little bit more
energy. What?
About Wolverine. Wolverine, I think they didn't
touch. Him.
I don't think they touched Wolverine.
I under I'm starting to understand him.
I'm starting to understand how to use him.

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He just flanks and goes after your dude with the most energy
and just terrorizes, makes people run around.
He's got to like. Yeah, he's got to jump in the
back line. He can't go.
And then get the fuck out of there, go and get out, disrupt,
get out, kill someone if they'reisolated.
Which is fun. So obviously when I finally get
that costume, I'll start using him.

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Yeah. Oh, this is the.
Is this the match? No, this is not the match.
No, this is towards the end One.Oh, wait.
If it's towards the end, then it's definitely this is towards
the end. OK, that's good.
Yeah. When when Punisher was in the
balcony, I'd had son of a bitch.Oh my God, I blasted that piece
of shit right off. The fuck?
Jeez. Maybe getting Oh no, no, that
was when we shut them down completely.

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They they made no progress whatsoever.
Yep. There was one where we like,
felt bad because it was like certain times I'd.
I was Captain American, I think Beardy was Wolverine.
I would just notice some terrorizing people and I'm like,
oh, this looks fun, let me join in.
And I would chase the person. We would just beat them to
death. And then I'd go upstairs and
Turbo's beating the hell out of Doctor Strange, who's hiding in

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the corner. So I beat him down.
I'm like, we all had like 20 kills.
I was just like, I was like, yeah, we just.
Murdered. It was a it was a massacre, it.
Was fun. It was a lot of fun.
Yeah, man. And then you guys also played.
How was the multiverses? Oh, it's a lot of fun too.
Multiverses was. Good.
I thought we debuted a new team.Yeah, it's it's funny.
So we did. Obviously we did Superman and

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Batman to start the stream. We didn't lose.
We didn't lose with them. Wow.
We did not lose with them. But people are getting beat up,
like really beat up. Switched over to Aria and Jason.
I think we probably lost once ortwice.
I think, yeah, I think we lost one match.
I think it was one. Well, we lost two rounds.
I think it was one match. I don't think we lost two
matches with them. You think we lost 2?
We lost like a like a whole likeround once or twice with them.

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And then these two ladies, Wonder Woman and Nubia, they did
pretty good. They had more wins than losses,
but we were finding a lot of thethe difficult people with those
two. We were finding a lot of the the
asshole people we're running into with Nubia and Wonder
Woman, but the new team is AgentSmith and Aquaman.

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What exactly that is that that? And we started the first match
off really bad. I said this might not work.
And we like had a comeback. And I was like, oh, hold on a
second. I was like, hold on a second.
Kevin's sitting there just shooting people and I'm throwing
fucking dolphins at people. That shit was amazing.
It looks funny. I was like they seeing them as a

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team, just looks. Funny it looks funny, but it
worked. I don't know what the fuck it
was about them. It's just I think that's what
makes it that game so fun is that you don't know what
combination works. It's like, what the fuck you
mean I'm going to be Iron Giant and and fuck it, Bugs Bunny?
Like like who would think like those combinations would work
out? But it was fun, man.
We had a great time with it. Makes me more and more sad that

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it's, you know, going belly up. One thing that was cool when we
were Nubia and Wonder Woman is that the first was it the first
two fights we had, we didn't even finish the match.
After the first round, we'd be in the left.
Oh, no, Two quarters in a row. Two quarters, Yeah, two quarters
in a row. Yeah.
No, they got they got like it was like a bludgeoning at the
beginning it. Was really bad.
And then next match, same shit, different people quit right

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after the first, like damn, all right.
I was like, wow. I was like, we can't finish the
match, can't we just they're just going to forfeit after they
lose 1? Beat the Spirit out of them.
I, it's fun to do, even though like I always condemn people for
quitting like a, like a bunch ofbitches.
It's fun making them quit though, because it's like, I
broke your spirit and that feelsgood.
I, I whack. So that hit.
I whack. I slapped the.

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Shit out of them with the Trident.
That was a. Funny Aquaman dude.
The the I do not care about Aquaman but he is so much
fucking fun to use. It's insane what they did with
this guy. Look at stupid blowfish I'm
pitting people with It's so dumbthat he could throw octopus at
people. Fucking dolphins like what is

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going on. It's awesome though.
I, I, I, it was great time. Great time.
And it plays better than ever. Better than ever.
Yep, it really does. God damn sure how damn shit.
Al, what'd you play? I've been jailbreaking my 3DS,
man. You were in jail?
Yeah, man. Wow.

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Here we go just to play the Red Viper emulator.
It's the Virtual Boy emulator. Can't see that on screen.
There you go. There you go.
Turn the 3D up. Anyway, 3D.
It's awesome because it's the only way you can play Virtual
Boy if you don't have one, and it's pretty damn fun, man.
Nintendo should put it on the NSO and make all of our eyes

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red. How do they do it?
No, it's not like the Virtual Boy, Oh my God, doesn't give you
a headache. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's. It's the preferred way to play
it. Yeah, tough crowd, but Nintendo
doesn't realize they even have that anymore.
Yeah, it's. True, that way they don't want
they they doesn't exist according to them.
Nine games, 10 games, What is it?
How many games they got for it? I told.

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Them in the USI believe it was 13 or 14 games released.
Yeah, it was either 13 or 14 something like that.
It's. Got to be a homeboy scene for it
too, right? Oh yeah.
Nintendo ninjas are on the way. I mean, they don't.
Care. They don't care about this.
Are you sure? They we'll get them.

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Some money, don't worry. Yeah.
We'll get them some money. But you don't you don't see a
Virtual Console for it they. Just won $8.
Missed opportunity, man. That's what they won for We'll.
Give them the 8 bucks, we'll give them the. 8 bucks all the
old games won 8. Dollars missed opportunity, but
well, Wario Lamp plays really good man.
Oh. It does.
It's so red. Nah, you could change the color.

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By the way, they added a featurewhere you could change it to
blue-green. Oh, really?
White. Whatever you want.
Oh. Sure.
It's like Christmas lights. Yeah, it's pretty dope.
Not big, not big. Pretty dope, Pretty dope.
Just do a video about it. I know I should, right?
You did all that work, I know. Show it off.
It was a pain in the ass, but. Put it on Patreon.

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Yeah, true. Yeah, I should do that.
Patreon. Good idea.
Good idea man. But yeah, that's all I that's
all I've been messing with. That's all I played pretty much.
What about you, Chuck? What did you do?
How was Fighter Fridays? Well, you know, I I showed up.

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Yeah, that side. And that's just about it.
That side you gave that's. Just.
About it. I was assaulted by violent,
violent. Character.
This was fun. Oh, I was here.
Yeah, I was. You were talking about like
Tekken or some shit. I'm like, oh, wait, this was
Fighter Fridays. I was here for this.
This was a lot of lag, dude. Oh, my God.
Really? The lag, Really There was

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probably the worst lag I've seenin this game in a long time.
Yeah, dude, they still haven't mastered the Internet, so.
It was probably, it was probablysomebody in the arena who had
like a 56 K dial up. So it's probably.
You. No it wasn't.
I got 500 gigs upload download. Dude, it was, it was.
I knew there was some fucked up shit when I was, I was Sephiroth

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and I was fighting Turbo and he did a move and he left himself
so wide open. And Sephiroth has to move when
he does the multiple slash. But I like to aim up first and
then point it to somebody that the lag came in and I just aimed
up and it shot me up and kept sitting there like this.
I was like, that is that was a we call that Kevlag because he
was. You would not hit me with that.

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I still no, I don't no. Nope, I was freaking no, I was
not getting hit roll the footageon this is this is how you know
I had my. Children, this is how you know
Kev is a delusional fuck. It's because if you watch if
this is almost impossible to find on the fly live on the
podcast. No, I'm not gonna but he was oh
imagine if this was it. I was No, I was about to say get

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the fuck out of here. I just do it random.
That's actually Chuck. Actually, I think Chuck got me
in this one thanks to lag. But.
No, I I didn't. I didn't win thanks to lag.
You had a missed input and you killed yourself.
Thanks a lot. That wasn't my fault.
That wasn't. My you're welcome.
But no, it was a funny stream. It's so hilarious because I was
watching it from the beginning and you know, no one was jumping
in and I'm like, no one's jumping in right now and I'm

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like, all right, I'll fight you talk.
As soon as I got in, boom, Turbopops out of the shadows with a
fucking Vaseline in hand. Dan fucking Dan pops in, Then
fucking the hyper slap pops in. I'm like, oh, they're they,
they're all waiting. Everyone was waiting all the
creeps who's going to be the first to go in there and start
fighting? And then they all popped in.
And then then I think it was like the first match, I think it

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was Martha and Hyper Slap got mewith a pretty cool move at the
end. And then I switched to Mark and
beheaded him twice in a row. I chopped him in half twice in a
row. Wow.
And it felt real. Good.
I'm sure it. Did real good.
Because Hyper Slap is a nuisance.
He's a nuisance with with Kid Icarus.
And look at me, and look at me trying to commentate.
Bored as hell. Wow I'm like oh look at me on my

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own stream, can't play a game. Yo.
The power to reset the whole. Yo, I was like.
I could have, but I was. Like I want Chuck to snap one
day and be like, you know what, fuck this arena.
This is my show. You guys are embarrassing me for
the past two hours. Fuck everyone.
We're switching games. Yeah, you should drop them off.
Yeah, go. What's that happens?

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Like I'm now, No, I'm not commentating on my channel.
Nah son, starting this over now.I gotta take these ells, yo.
It was good. It was it was good.
It was competitive. It was fun.
You. Had to see the start screen over
and over. Nah, bro, you gotta listen.
Listen, listen, listen. You gonna take Ells?
It's like it's preparing you forfor real life.
You're gonna take these L's and.L's in life you.

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Just get up and you keep moving forward.
That's it. That's all you could do.
That's how No, no, no, Nope, Nope.
That's how wind is done. Do it.
Nope, Nope. Yes.
No Life. No.
You're not gonna do that, rock. Yeah, you gotta do that.
No, boy, you're not gonna fuck up that line like you always do.
It's about how hard you get it. What's up, Missy?
But yeah, dude, like what's good?

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I don't mind. I don't mind taking the L's.
It is what it is. You know, like Smash Brothers is
not my game, but I get I get offended when I start losing the
Street Fighter and Tekken. Not so much Tekken, but Street
Fighter Six. When I start losing that, I get
kind of offended. That's why we're playing it this
Friday. You do those S&K games on your
channel, say what? You do those S&K games on your
channel actually. So I'm getting murdered.
You getting market the wolves probably when it comes out.

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Marcus is April, right? Marking the city, right?
Yeah, March or April. Marking the wolves of the city.
City of Wolves. City of Wolves, I know the city
was in the title. City of Wolves, Gauru 211.
Yeah, that's funny. Weird titles.
Yeah, yeah. Better if you're in the future.
Word for real? Looks crazy.
I saw the trailer, it's dope. Yeah, man.
Yeah. That's.

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Hilarious. I saw the thing with Chun Li in
the game. Yeah, Ken Chun Li and Ken.
That's freaking awesome. And the art looks like a comic
book. It's pretty good.
I like it. That was pretty dope, but they
will probably cheat. That's in K way, so I don't
know. Yeah.
Get it Whatever boss they have, Yeah, the story mode is gonna
make. Something broken?
We'll see what happens. But the combos look like she
better 6. Their bosses are pieces of shit.

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Yeah yeah. Oh my Ohh, my goodness.
Yeah, borderlines. Ohh for.
King of Fighters 15 that the boss was stupid.
Yeah, yeah, they're all, they'reall retired.
They read their, they read your inputs every time, yeah.
It's terrible. Yeah, they're like bots.
They're like like fake, they response, they're like macros,

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Yeah. In the for button presses, if he
does this move automatically have this comes like what the
fuck is that? Like you're never gonna win.
You know, they had that in, I think I mentioned it before in
the podcast. So they had that in Street
Fighter Six. This dude was like, I was
watching this video. He's like, this dude is
cheating. He's like, watch every single
time I do this move, this move always counters at the same
time. He's like, I do it.

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He's like he has a bot. He has like a bot control or
something going on where it's cheat macro.
Yeah, it's like it's like a macro.
So he's he's like watch, oh, does it again.
He's like, I'm gonna do it in a combo.
Oh, there he goes again. He's like this and he ends up
beating him. He's like, you fucking cheated
and I still whoop your ass. It's like, damn, they have shit
like that. I'm like God damn it man,
Cheetahs are crazy. Spec says go set in the fireball

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future of 2006. Damn that's a gay?
Cos it takes place in 1994 right?
I guess it's always there. Step farther in the.
Future 2006, 2006 in the future,huh?
Yeah. I love that in a movie it's like
in the far future, 2016 and like.
Nope. Wow, Remember, Remember that
back in like the 18, 2010, 1016 was such a long time.

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It's like, no, that's that didn't happen.
Yeah, there's. No, we got no flying cars.
Skynet is about to take over though.
We. Got some spot?
The only truth. Yeah.
Exactly. And Judgment Day is on the way,
yeah. Good luck, they're in WWE right
now. Exactly.
Wow. And what have you been?
Yes, I've been playing. It was, you know, I played the
regular you, you. Played Pico Part 2.

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But the new ones I played was Pico Part 2.
What the? Hell.
Why that's so odd. That's such an odd.
You must have been playing Missouri.
Yeah, I was. Yeah.
'Cause I'm like, that's a very weird thing to play.
Yeah, she was looking at my gamecollection and she saw.
She's like, I remember that you were playing that with Uncle
Eric and Uncle Chuck, and she was like, yes, you remember I
was streaming that day. She's like, yeah, she's like,

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let's play it. I was like, all right.
Did she pick it up? She picked it up.
Yeah, she picked it up. Yeah, She we got up to like, I
think world 4/3 or whatever, like.
That wow, that's pretty good. That's pretty damn wow.
It's the stage where we have to like move blocks in a certain
position. Really that, that, that one.
That's the first time we're a little, it's a little tough.
Yeah, it's it's tough for. Us then she get mad like daddy
and throw the controller. No, she when she gets mad, she

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presses pause and starts it over.
She goes she's like, start the stage a lot.
Yeah, that's a favorite thing. OK.
Wow, she got that from your uncle.
I don't do that. I've never done that in my life.
No, you have. I don't have none of that.
That it's been. It's been documented.
When show show me footage I I would like to.
See it? We weren't recording.
Oh, you said it was documented though.
Where? Where?
We we all saw it. Witness we.

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All saw it about to hit you witha pedigree, ruin your undefeated
record and you hit the reset button talking about my finger.
Slip I don't know a liar I. Don't know you're a liar.
No, you did it. Don't know what you're talking.
You're a liar. But Pico Park is a great we
didn't beat that yet, right? We all we ever happened.
We beat it like halfway. I think when we played it right,
we didn't. Even play it.
Oh no, we got far. We we got pretty far, but we

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didn't beat no we. Didn't That's a lot more like
this. It's a good game.
We did like 6. I think we're halfway through.
I think we made it halfway. It's.
A surprisingly simple, deceptively good, deceptively
simple looking, but in an it's. Tough to master, tough to
master. It's like, but it's good.
It's like, you know, it's it's great game also play it all.
Let's see besides that. Oh, catastro nuts also.

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That's another weird one that play out of nowhere.
I guess Zeri want to play it. Zeri.
Yeah, she wanted to play it. How's she like it?
She liked it. She liked it fix it a lot.
And we got pretty, we got to like, yeah, something like world
four, and that came as well. Yo she's wow and she didn't get
angry like we overcooked type shit.
We've only gotten like one star and you know, one star.
I'm telling you, the freaking stipulations for the second and

(21:24):
third star, it's like 2 minutes and 10 seconds and two minutes
and 50 seconds. I'm like, I'm like, what?
No, I'm like that. They need to be a little bit
more forgiving. Like when I played, what was it
moving out to with her, right? They have an assist mode where
they extend the number of start.They extend the time for each
star that you could be awarded to make it more accessible.
This game could have used that, but playing this again made me

(21:46):
realize this is my favorite party simulation game.
Really. I like Catastrocs.
I like it better than Overcookedand Moving Out.
Moving Out too is great and and so is Overcooked too.
But Catastrocs does something different.
And from stage to stage to stage, the way they shake it up,
it's it's different. It's it's a different approach.

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So that's your favorite one? That's my favorite one.
It is. It is though.
It is. So it's party Star Trek.
Yeah, and plus, and I forgot to have Spock in this game.
Spock is in this game. Really.
Yeah. GLC Spock like a fake.
No, he's not even. Oh, yeah.
You you beat the Second World, you get him as a character.
Is it you unlock? Him Is it Leonard D boy?
Oh. Damn.
Spock, man, he. Said Oh, rest in peace, rest.

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In peace. I was like, oh, I I never think
of him as his real name. Galvatron, yeah.
Galvatron. He was a good Galvatron.
Yeah, astronauts, but no Catastronauts.
They this game doesn't get enough.
Right. We still have other party
simulation games that we haven'tplayed yet.
That's your channel. I'm waiting for over cook three
man. Yep man, there's mechanic.
Yeah. What's the one that is kind of

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like Catastronauts but like updated?
What is that? Fueled up, fueled up, fueled up.
That looks pretty crazy. Fueled up looks.
Good, That looks very. We played manic mechanics, which
wasn't bad. That's good.
That was fun. That wasn't bad.
I like the fact you could throw this shit across the room and it
goes right on there. It's like, I need that, please.
That's a good game, man. Spike is good.
That was fun. That was.
I like it when they have a little bit of a different
approach to it. And there was a tune that I
forgot and I was so mad. There was a tune that we kept

(23:10):
repeating over and over. You know what I'm talking about.
I know what you're talking about.
I completely catchy as hell. I wanted to get it.
I got to look up the the tune. It was so funny, so, so catchy.
That's hilarious. But yeah, we gotta get back to
that. Gotta get back to that.
But that's all I played besides the regulars.
But we'll talk about no time. Well, I only played one game in
particular. One game to rule them all.

(23:32):
Well, listen, I put in a lot of hours in this.
Game a lot of hours to rule themall.
I think I was last week, I thinkI was at like 13 hours, and then
I actually beat this game at 33 hours.
Nice. So I beat Prince of Persia, lost
crown, Yeah. So yeah, 93% of the game done

(23:53):
and I know exactly the parts that I didn't do, otherwise I
would have gotten 100% in the game.
But there's like 3 basic areas. I said no thank.
You. Oh yeah, there's places you like
I'm not doing. That no thank you.
I did like there's some parts where you got to go through all
right, What this game is, it's like an action based adventure,
Celeste, the way they make you move and manoeuvre your

(24:17):
character at some points in the game with some of the puzzles,
you have to be as precise as youare in Celeste to get around the
stages. Wow.
And it gets crazy and you're like, my mind can't possibly do
what they want me to do here. So you mean like it's like a
brave escape? Possibly too, Yeah, 'cause
that's Celeste inspired too. Very, very similar.
But you know, precision controlsit has.

(24:39):
But yeah, you'll you'll surpriseyourself.
It's the killer crap. Yeah, just just hit this massive
weak point that was a that was aSony meme.
But but yeah, you'll you'll surprise yourself with how
you'll get through some of this stuff.
But then there was some parts where I was like, I went through
a ton of weird jumps and crazy maneuvers, and then there's a

(25:00):
coin. You have to get the coin and
then make your way back. And I was like, dude, dude, I
got the coin and then I die, right?
Away you have to put it all over, go back and land on your
feet, and then you get the coin.Yes.
And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, you can't do that to me.
There's no going back. I'm not getting that coin.
It's over. It's over.
So yeah, it's it's one of the top games of last year.

(25:22):
And especially if you like Metroidvanias, they actually
really figured out a lot of maneuvers that they don't put in
in games like this. It's almost.
Too good it. Is like.
It's almost too good like. But people are like, oh, it's
two DI can't play it, now what? No, stop it.
Go go fuck yourself. Like that shouldn't be a reason
why you don't play this game. It's very dope.

(25:42):
It's, it's, it's, it's not even dope.
It's it's incredible. I'm gonna I'm gonna fight and
there's like a, there's an expert, like ridiculously expert
mode. I'm like, no way you like
playing that. No.
They always add shit like that. Man, no, thank you.
Yeah. Like I told you on the bus on
one of the bosses, I did an ill move and like I put like you
could put your, you can project yourself into a different area,

(26:05):
right and teleport there, but you got to put the spot
beforehand. And I was down to like the last
hit and I had no more healing. And he did this thing that like
covers the whole screen and you only get like a little area to
live. And I just hit the button.
He teleported back to this little area where there was
nothing and then I ran up and chopped them in their neck.
I said God I. Looked crazy.

(26:26):
Call that out a panic movement. It works.
I've done that many of times. When you panic.
When you panic and it works. Out dude, I should have seen
that. Happy accident.
Yeah, it goes on PlayStation. I would say the last 30 seconds.
Like yo, I gotta show that off. But you could do it on Steam, I
just forget how to record. Like in a survival horror, you
get scared and actually shoot a person.
Yeah, shoot him in the head. But but yeah, storyline, yeah,

(26:50):
dope storyline. Like usually forget in games
like this is like whatever man, just give me the bosses and let
me fight right. But it actually had a pretty
dope. Story.
I thought it was going to be. I really didn't care to be in.
Then I was, I started getting interested.
I said, yeah, what's going on? This stuff happened.
Well, what's going on? This is actually kind of dope.
Now I don't care Like like what?2 hours then this stuff happens.
Yeah, shit goes down when when you realize oh, oh, oh, that

(27:13):
person's what? OK.
Yeah. OK.
All right. But yeah, great game, good game.
Double check it out. It's like what, 14 bucks?
Like it's super cheap, right? Now, I don't know how everyone
doesn't own this. I do.
I think we all own it. Everyone.
I don't know. I mean like period.
I'm saying play games. Of all of us here, only one
person doesn't. Talks like it ain't no Marvel
rivals. So fuck it.
Oh no. I could imagine Chuck.
Playing No, no, that's platforming.

(27:34):
Play the. Platform.
Now I could go on my control. No, but you know you would be
conflicted because the you wouldlove the action.
Fighting is good. It's like a fighting game.
Like the action is like a fighting game, but then you have
the platforming that's like, oh fuck you.
They do have a mode though. If you get totally frustrated
with the platforming, they have a teleport thing where you can
hit it goes to the next part. Look at that done accessibility.

(27:58):
They thought of you. They thought of you, man.
They said we don't want them notto beat the game.
Let's give him an option. If you died 50 times on his
part, we'll. Let you get past so God.
And we all have the game physical, so you you can borrow
it, man. Chuck's like I don't want it.
Like it's only 14. Bucks I can buy the physical I
don't. Want, dude?
It's probably cheaper now, yeah.Probably.
The fact that that game is 14 fucking dollars is is insane.

(28:23):
We'll be soft man like just thatgame, that game as a just as
itself. Everything that's in that game
is 14 bucks and it's not even a year old.
That's that's even crazier. It's not even a year old.
It's. Good fact that it'll be it'll be
soft Ubisoft yeah said that they're only gonna focus on live

(28:43):
service and open world games from now on Yeah, it's super
unfortunate, especially after making such a masterpiece like.
That's a misstep. They're like that.
We're never, we're never making that again.
That's insane. That's.
Since in. The the the people who made
that, the developers who made that since they got laid off.
Please start your own company. Paul Paul C says platformer

(29:05):
Friday Watch chalk fight. It's a rage quit.
I mean, dude it. Would be that would be a fight
though. That's funny.
He's not wrong you. Know what, but that's how the
awesome you give him like five games.
How many can chalk make it through without like saying fuck
this game? I think you'll start off with
Celeste. I think you'll enjoy it enough
to get to, you know, to play through it, man.

(29:25):
Chuck acts like he can't play these games.
When he does platforming, he does good.
He. Does fine.
Yeah, I don't know. Perfectly fine.
He doesn't like it though. I'd be getting mad.
There's never a point where he said Chuck, step it up.
Yeah, dude. I would imagine if it was Mario
one, yeah, you know, and you have to make that little fucking
no, fuck that. That was no, that's the worst
jump ever. Like.
Why is this here? That was such a frustrating.

(29:45):
There's so many like games that have horrible, horrible jumps.
I remember my older sister passing that part when I was a
kid and I was so pissed at her 'cause I'm like damn it, I
wanted to be the one that freaking passed that tough man.
I tried for weeks to try to passthat.
I finally did it. What are developers who made
Rayman legends? The same ones who made Prince of
Persia? I think so, right?
Oh my God. I think they're the same team.

(30:06):
Jesus is it. I think so.
Oh. Shit, I have to look that up.
'Cause that's the only other 2D game they made so.
Rayman Legends was crazy. They had origins.
Though platforming bliss. I like Yeah, yeah, actually that
character. Yeah, right.
Man Legends and Origins was dope.
That was the same to you, right?Man legends had this dope level
with the with music the. Music, every, every world or

(30:31):
whatever had it had one of those, yeah.
It was like a boss sage. I think it was like at the end
of it that. Was so creative.
That Mario charm. Yeah.
Yeah, it did. So far and it ended where like
it's over. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
We didn't know. We didn't know.
No, we didn't know. We beat it by accident.
Yeah. For real.
It was like, that was is it cool?

(30:52):
Good game though, like. Everything they did bring out
for everything for years after years after years, they came out
for everything. What?
You put the usual God, Yeah, again, nothing much to to go,
obviously Unicorn overlord more that.
An expert though. Yeah, an expert.
Yeah. It's you became weak, man.

(31:13):
You became weak. It owns an apartment.
You got a fucking backlog, like,like a mile long.
And you're like, all right, well, I'll tell you one thing.
So, like, I don't even need to beat this game.
It it has to have to. I have to.
I have to play it enough to to get rid of the itch, you know,
the itch for a strategy RPG. And I'm like, all right, am I
ready for you? Didn't Chronicles.
And I'm like, OK, I'm gonna I'm gonna start this week.

(31:34):
I'm gonna get back to it and I'mgonna focus on that.
You didn't chronicle. And then you said you were gonna
do Jedi Survivor. Well, it's not, it's not another
because we had the computer change.
Yeah. So we got it's.
Free though on something. It's on game pass.
I think it's still maybe Pete PlayStation.
Is it still on game? It's on PlayStation PlayStation.
I think I did see something thatwas.
Wait, it was on Game Pass right?It was on.
It was. I don't know if it still is

(31:55):
though. I think it's either going away
or something. If it's still around, how much
is it like 20 bucks or anything like that or I have no idea.
Probably on sale. OK, I'll check it out.
Probably on worst. Case now you can fucking buy it.
It's awesome. It's not for switch.
No, it no, it's not. No, it's definitely not.
For switch, it's not for switch.Obviously you know more
multiverses, but a lot of singleone on ones, but nothing really

(32:16):
much to elaborate on there. But I'm gonna start a unit
chronicles this week. OK, So we can I can talk about
something else. Yeah.
All right, that's good. All right, all right, all.
Right, that works. That being said, but one of my
parties actually I could hold 5 people now and it's so crazy.
You wouldn't believe who I put in the party.

(32:36):
Oh God man, we are. We're dying to hear you know
we're dying to hear this. No, while I'm talking and
telling you please elaborate. I gotta get a snoring.
Well, you wouldn't believe so that this new this.
Wow. All right, let's announce this.

(32:58):
I'd be so disrespectful. Let's announce the the Indie
game of the week, y'all? Oh yeah.
For anyone else out there who doesn't know, we highlight an
indie game that we've played on the channel and yeah, you give
them some flowers. So this week it's going to be.
If it's good, if it's Jesus. Christ.
Well, it was Valentine's Day, so.

(33:19):
There you go. Flowers and this week is.
She. Hell yeah.
August twenty 27th, 2020. Developed and published by Mass
Creation. Available on PlayStation 4, Xbox
One, Nintendo Switch, PC and Linux.
I just scrolled by this game theother day and I remember I was

(33:39):
like oh this is fucking fun. That was five years ago.
Yeah, this was a lot of fun. Did play this.
Yeah, like, thank God we have the channel because like,
there's a lot of games that we played that I completely fucking
forgot because we never went back to him.
Yeah, there's a lot of games. No, we beat this game.
Yes, we did. Yeah, we beat this.
Game. I remember when we first tried
the demo and they had the we theweird.

(34:00):
Oh, you had to use analog it. Was the only controlled by
analog you're fighting and the way you punch and everything.
Yeah, all analog movement. And we were like.
That made me nervous. I was like, get your thumb, it's
gonna get your thumb tired you. Can't keep him dude, you gotta
change that. Beat him up?
I don't know man. Yeah, it might be like a early
PlayStation one. Like it's like nobody used to do
that experiment. First boss, a giant frog and a

(34:21):
the loincloth. Yeah, yeah.
It's like, wow. Jeez.
If you if you, if you squint, itkind of looks like a fucking
garden Heroes like something, right?
Yeah, it looks like some Garden Heroes shit.
Animation was tight, the gameplay was tight.
When they changed the controls they.
Changed, I know when they when you switch to the buttons gave
an option. I said golden, four players
golden. That's good.
Good variety on the stages too. Yes, that's some very good

(34:42):
variety on the stages. Only thing that was weak about
this game was the story. But listen, as a four player
Co-op, it was fun, no? They had good humor, though, in
the dialogue. Good humor.
They had some funny stuff going on in the humor.
Yeah, there's some. They had some charm in there
with the characters and stuff like that.
But if they made a sequel, I'd be very, very excited.
It was fun. A lot of fun, old school fun.
All right. Both fights were great too.

(35:03):
Yeah, different characters, moves, juggling.
Yeah, juggling. Yeah, juggling was pretty.
All you need is juggling man. That's all you need is juggling.
But I was awesome. Actually looking at it right now
makes me want to throw it in. This is fun.
Very, very fun game. So you hear it here first.
It's probably like 5 bucks rightnow.
Shing. Yeah, man, Shing.

(35:24):
Yes, look at an exclamation point.
That's the official level 857 Seal of Quality.
Hell, you damn right. Freaking damn right.
Don't mess with me. I don't know about you guys, but
is is it time? Is it time for what is it?

(35:45):
Is it time? Oh God.
Is it? That depends on the chat Chat.
Is it time? Is it?
I had to mute your mic dude. We have to give him 20 seconds.
Hold on. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time
for the. News.

(36:16):
Hell yes. That.
Was perfect that was that was journey to.
Your part was not there. Your part was far from perfect.
And it it sounds the same every time he does it and he says it's
a different. Song.
Every. Time.
Every time he does. It's like, what game has good
music? OK, let me ruin it.
Not what you did though. Yeah.

(36:37):
Trash. Oh.
Man, we got to take some donations to stop Turbo from
doing that to get one, one good one.
The only way to stop them is super chats.
Yeah, that's it. That's the only way to defeat
the final boss. You.
Won't listen to. Her imagine you saw Ching Ching,
Ching Ching. It's like, oh shit, Oh my God.
Make. Them stop.

(36:58):
No choice. You have no choice.
You have to shut the hell. Up.
You'll make us all happy if you just.
Might be able to join in with the salt.
Yeah, there you go. One of these days it might be
coming with the day. Might be.
Episode 400. Yeah, it.
Might be coming. For the last three years it
hasn't. Wow.
Let's do the dudes. All right, Block Cafe Fox for

(37:20):
that, for that comment. Black Block Cafe for the.
Cafe Fox The. Second time out all right net
ease confirms that Marvel rivalslayoffs says cuts were made to
optimize development the efficiency for the game.
So this news hit What was it yesterday?
Yeah, Chalk almost shit himself.Yep.

(37:42):
A lot of people just read the the title and flipped out and
thought the end was near. Sure did.
I mean. Marvel rivals, I mean, listen,
with how things are going on, itwouldn't be far from, you know,
far fetched. But you know, reading into the
article, it did say they they, they fired a team that they had.

(38:03):
It wasn't their entire developmental staff.
It was a small team in the US. This game is made in China,
developed in China basically. But that team in the US got cut.
And what did they say the reasonwas?
They said the layoff affected a design team while the core team

(38:24):
in China remains. So the game is fine.
It's still going. I mean, something in there is
cut, but we probably won't really notice.
And they might have been done with what they were doing.
So I don't know how their whole infrastructure is.
If people are sitting around, they might be like.
Let's not pay them, maybe. So I mean, if they weren't done,
that's fine. But I mean, listen, obviously

(38:45):
cutting people, fired people go crazy on the Internet and they
don't really care, nor do they know these people.
They just, I have empathy sometimes and you see it and I'm
like, you guys didn't care. But listen, no one likes to see
people lose their jobs, no. No.
But when people get hired, we don't talk about it.
Why do you talk about it? When they fire them, they do

(39:07):
talk about it. They do talk about it when
people get hired. Like.
When somebody was like when a when a famous person is on a
project, it's like, oh. Yes, but people don't care about
these studios when they start them.
So when they, when they probablywhen they go crazy, they're
like, oh, I can't believe you would do such a thing.
But we don't know what's going on, is what I'm saying.
Lotus E Spirit. Yeah.
What up, Harrish? Marriage.
Yeah. Harrish and building.

(39:29):
What up y'all? What up y'all yo-yo?
Yo, now the director's still there.
I believe the director's. Still there, yes, they said.
Not the director that we think of when we talk about these.
Games not the main. Yes.
The main. Main man.
It's a design team, which if they were done with the designs
of the levels, you don't need them to design what you want
them to do anymore. But obviously you want to see
new levels, so hopefully they can get someone to design them.

(39:51):
Or rehire that team, recontract them.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, exactly.
They might just move around a little bit.
You got the week off. Hopefully.
Imagine you got a week off Go. Make a little little bit of
vacation. Little bit of vacation.
One can hope. You're gonna bring out some
characters, then you guys come back.
But but yeah, they said. The game director Thaddeus Sazer
and level designer Jack Burrows confirm the layoffs on LinkedIn.

(40:15):
So they said that they reduced this US presence, closing Studio
World's Untold and Jar of Sparks.
OK, I'll try to read the stuff like it's the sentence.
I'm trying to read this stuff like it's a sentence.
They just threw letters and and a bunch together.
So you're saying they just threwletters together?

(40:35):
They said I got to make a sense of this somehow.
They said the company also reportedly laid off most
employees at the Alka studios, so that doesn't sound American.
No. Yeah, I swear Jay needs to do
readings. Oh man, I swear to God.
Readings of random articles. There you go.
That doesn't sound American, they said.

(40:57):
Hold on a second, what does thatsay?
But they said the Marvel rivals are still in the early stages,
making a layout surprising to some.
But I just think they overreacted a little bit before
they figured out what was actually.
Going on AI take it Overwatch. When you looked on.
Real dude. They said, Oh my gosh, this game
is over. I can't believe it.
I can't believe there was stuff such a successful game.
And I'm like I just need to. Well The thing is when you got

(41:17):
live service the way shits, especially after multiverse, I
wouldn't know the other one. I if I write, read an article
tomorrow that says this shit is gone, I'd be like, of course it
is. Because we're enjoying.
It yeah, that's why, yeah, who knows what goes on sucks or
whatever. I would understand it, but it
like, Oh no, looks like everyone's having fun, let's get
rid of it. I wouldn't be surprised.
Success is like awarded firings.That's the problem.

(41:41):
That is the problem. Yeah, it's kind.
Of a concern. Get a vacation.
They should get a vacation. Yeah, not a firing.
Yeah, they should get to stay home but still get paid.
Yeah, it's like when something successful, people still get
fired. It's kind of concerning.
Yeah, well. Like I said, I don't know what
the ending like what's going on with the with the company
itself. Yeah, I don't know how they're,
they, they do the game. I don't know who's in charge of

(42:01):
what. Or they are on little contracts
and it ends and they're like, all right, we don't need you
anymore. And this, this, I don't know
know how it works. It's very concerning when you
hear people getting laid off. Yeah, yeah.
Basically nowadays it's contracted work anyway and
contract these people out there.Say you do that part and then
after that find something else. Well, the work for hires are
like that, yeah. Yeah, that's what it seems like.
But not like Nintendo. Nintendo.
Then you just contract the software.

(42:23):
People are guided. Yeah, exactly.
That's what's gonna fucking happen.
So they're slowly going towards that.
That's what it's happening. It's ridiculous.
I wouldn't put it past it if they if they got some kind of
software, whatever, to replace those jobs.
Yeah. Mozi Versus did have their Happy
Meals. Yeah, they had a crazy motion
that was going on. That's wild.
Yeah, they had like Flash on theFlash and Robin, their icons
were on the Happy Meal boxes. So everyone was like

(42:43):
speculating. I'm like, yeah, fucking crazy.
Fucking live service games pissed me off.
Too. That was a close.
And it won Fighting game of the year.
Yeah, the beta. And the beta, not that the beta.
That's a beta. The current 1 was nominated,
yeah. But season Season 5 might be
nominated next year. Probably will watch I'd be like
you. Lots of different games.
Wow. After it's dead, I'd be like,

(43:04):
what's going on? What is going on?
I'd. Be like turn this off.
Exactly what is happening? Well, The thing is what people
are used to, people are used to Nintendo and stuff like that
and, and having people tenured throughout the years.
And the people who make these great games stay with the
company to make the great games and sequels.
But a live service game doesn't get sequels.
No. Oh.
Hold on, love the bum bum. Oh my God, it's.

(43:31):
Slowly, not even saying the name.
You. Just mumbled the shit.
Out of that thing, it's just going to be horny and mumbling
just. Mumbled the shit the.
Next song, that's the next the next number one single.
Mumbles. The Lord's about He knows, Yes,

(43:52):
He. Knows with subtitles.
I'm glad. I'm glad that the the company
isn't shutting down. Yeah, like people thought.
Yeah. Like, like I said, it is
unfortunate when people lose their job they're gonna have.
Don't get me wrong, people don'tdo don't take a clip and make me
sound like I'm not empathetic with you, but.
He. Says people.
Goings, people. It's so heartless.
Damn. Look at the smile.

(44:12):
He loves it. He loves.
It, he said, people lost their job.
Can you believe it? No, he's like Christopher Reeve
in Superman 2. Remember, they picked up the
bus. Don't do it.
Why are you smiling, Superman? The fucking shit ain't funny.
Scene in the movie, all right. We.
You know, for years we would call that a For years we were

(44:32):
like, why is Superman smiling atthe fact that these people were
about to get? Killed because he's happy about
listening to bus. He's being a child.
Pick other people. Exactly.
You wouldn't be happy saving lives, I said.
You wouldn't be happy saving lives.
No, he he didn't pick them up. The other the.
The Todd picked it up. Yeah, he said.

(44:54):
No, don't do it. That would make you laugh.
Because he was. Picturing that shit and thrown
over a building, he said. That shit is kind of fun.
Jeez. Just kidding, it's murder.
Just straight murder, man. Superman's a murderer.
We got we got more news, y'all, Yeah.
Damn we reading slow. No, I'm just waiting.
I'm just waiting for. For no reason.

(45:16):
Yeah. Marvel rivals again?
Yeah, their team was already working on a Switch port Why
switch to port for the sequel ofthe Switch?
Why for? The sequel of the Switch.
Because Switch to is probably the only thing that could put
that online. Switch is not gonna be able to
fucking handle no no. They said it wasn't able to
handle. Hell no.
Of course I can't even handle Smash.

(45:37):
Brothers switch that online. Nah, chills.
That's what you talk about. They could run it through the
cloud. That's hilarious, yo.
They want some of that money, though.
They want some of that money andthey'll be like, yo, maybe we.
Could throw in some of the dental characters.
If they can get it at 60 frames,I'll get it for the switch.
Yeah, good luck. Listen, imagine, listen, listen,
listen. For the kids, switch to you got
Marvel Rivals and Fortnite both for free download, not to buy

(46:01):
nothing. Except for all the upgrades.
Clothes. I was about to say the skins
will fucking run the parents. I got a coworker, but I have a
coworker. She works a lot of overtime,
right? Damn right.
And I was having a conversation 'cause I was on overtime, so I
haven't worked with you in a while.
She's like, yeah, I gotta work all this overtime because my
son, I got a hold of my credit cards.

(46:21):
It got on Fortnite. It bought like thousands of
dollars worth. I would be like well.
It's like, is he alive? Is he thought I would and a.
$1000 worth of shit. That's why the rental lock on
your purchases. On a I mean, she's.
You have a kid? Yeah.
Yeah, you got, I mean, anything I buy on my phone I have to put
in the code and I forget the code half the.

(46:43):
Time so it works on yourself? Yeah, I'm like.
Look, I'm like do. I really need this.
It makes me if you think twice all the time, but yeah, I I
guess I don't need it. Whatever.
Yeah, let that be a lesson to you, Turbo.
You have your daughter, make sure your shit's locked out.
Well, you know, she can't. She uses, she plays games with
her. She can't go in the E shop, she

(47:03):
can't use. The oh you put the parental.
Yeah, she can't It's well, she has a she has a Nintendo account
and if you're under, if you're automatically under 13 years
old, gotcha, you can't make a credit card.
So get. A credit.
Card, then let's get her a credit.
Card. Well, you can start building the
credit now. 800 get 800. I mean, she better not like hell

(47:24):
no. Credit card with like $100 on
it. That'll be.
She was maxed. In an hour?
Yeah, an hour. It wouldn't take that long, no?
Is Fortnite on the switch? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
Because they say that online, which I I forgot online is the
major problem with the switch. No.
Gee, really? Don't say.

(47:45):
Did you watch my Smash Bros? Surprise.
So I'm surprised that Fortnite runs on there just fine.
That's all online. It doesn't run smooth though
I've seen. Only thing that ran pretty
decently smooth most of the timeis Mario Kart.
I gotta get. Yeah, no man, never a hit.
Car give him that man. Never a hit grand.
Tetris 99 is flawless. Yeah, they're all online.
Those flaws, those are never have to wait.

(48:06):
Do you remember? Do you remember Mario Maker too?
Oh, with the IT was like 35 trying to complete.
Oh, that was no, no, God, that was bad.
Online. That was yeah, online.
Yeah, online. Literally.
Lag lag. You kidding but it?
Was like 2 frames, right? It was like 2 frames.
It was. Broken I.
Don't know if they fixed it, butwhen I tried it.
Didn't Joel try to stream that broken?

(48:26):
I think Joel tried to stream it.It was like, you know what did
work? Surprisingly, me and turbo tried
the double dragon Dragon 2. That shit was flawless.
That was flawless. That was flawless.
That better be flawless. It was flawless.
I was like, yo this is. It felt like.
We were in the same room. I was like 1 megabit.
But they don't talk about The thing is they don't promote
that. They don't promote it.

(48:47):
They don't promote, they don't promote the the online Co-op.
But could have been the slider at 8 megabits.
Right. Remember that was a big deal set
on the case, set on the cartridge. 8 megabits.
And that's just in the gorilla. That's just the gorilla.
Wow, it's. Just the gorilla, that's all.
They made money was saying 8 megabit power.

(49:09):
And the gorilla dies in like 5 swipes and it said that's it.
He's just there for. She was impressive.
Yeah, no, it looks amazing. That was all in every magazine.
That big ass metallic gorilla. Switched.
To first. Stage, but listen, everything
that can run on the switch two which couldn't one on switch is
probably going to be out like day one yeah everything.
I mean, it's free. You're.
Going to see a bunch of old games you're.

(49:29):
Going to see all the free to play games are going to be on
there. Call of Duty maybe switch too,
yeah. Some type of Call of Duty.
Yeah, watch. Watch them pick up multiverses.
That'd. Be good, that'd be good.
Let's go. That'd be good if they do a
crossover. They'll bring it out for another
month. Let's.
Go if they if we, if they did a crossover, holy shit, man, oh
man, I'd have a heart attack. That would be crazy.
I'd have a heart attack. And I'd be like, yo, how do we

(49:51):
get this 100 mil back? Yeah, give it.
To Nintendo, that's how. Just sell.
It for 100 mil. They're like Osaka, right?
Just go do your magic. OK?
No problem. But when?
You go out to do anything. But you're gonna have to put
this this little thing on your ankles and this bone.
Shades to make sure you don't goanywhere.
You're like, what do you mean? No, not.
Again, just put him on house arrest.
Take that, put it together. You don't have to do anything.

(50:12):
No, please, no more. No.
More please. Sacra is on house arrest again.
Like, I don't like this. He looks healthy.
Let's get him back in the you know, throw him back in the cage
to make. It's very big news for a live
service game to get on another system.
So the more people playing, the more it's going to stay alive
for real. Yeah.
So we'll look forward to it. Yeah, 60 frames DLDLDL double S.

(50:34):
He said D LDL. DL Hughley No.
DL Double. SDL Double.
Next news. Wow.
Thank you. All right.
That sounds terrible. Tough crowd, tough crowd.
Upcoming Power Rangers readers of Wine adds well, updates, adds
new gameplay features and Co-op options.

(50:55):
I actually did not. I didn't even hear about this.
Morphin. I just saw it today.
Yeah, we just added it to the news.
I just said. It's late.
So they're saying that we received 2 updates.
The first updates adds a skill point system, morphers, power
blast, and ground recovery. Finger blast.
That's a lot of extra stuff, bro.
No, this power blast. Power blast.

(51:17):
And he said the skill point system let's players adjust the
stats. Interesting.
Oh, that's actually dope. Yeah.
They had that in my garden, heroes.
Yeah. They're getting it like in depth
with this game. I like the updates on it.
No, when we played it again, it was.
Really totally different. I mean, the first time we played
that was. How we play broken that was.
Broken man. And then it was fine.

(51:38):
Yeah, I had to get used to the lag.
The lag was so bad. I didn't get used to lag.
I. Think couldn't get.
The last time we played a game that had the two second lag
between punches. Yeah, yeah.
That was, yeah, bad lag. Yeah, we actually got pretty
far. You get a power up and the lag
goes away. Yeah, it was the power up the
power. Up, no lag.
Crazy. Oh power up makes the game play

(51:58):
normal. What?
That made no. Sense that?
Was funny. I mean like also, it's possible.
Oh. That is just a fun game man.
I said the Power blast knocks back enemies at the cost of
health, so that's a special move.
Ground recovery allows you to jump up faster.
And they said the spring update will increase online Co-op to
six players. Six players, 6 consoles.
Oh yo. That that changes the game.

(52:20):
That's why I put it in there. That's pretty dope.
That changes the game. Look at.
Yeah, that player online. How do they manage that It's.
Only supposed to be like figuredit.
Out they figured it out they just needed another month they.
Said you can have somebody on PC, you can have somebody on the
Switch, you can have somebody on.
I don't know about crossplay. Well, no.
So they legit spoke? They legit spoke to the team
from Ninja Turtles for his revenge and like help.
Please. How do you do this?

(52:40):
How do you do this please? Wow.
Well, Even so, they said it's super tough to add online after.
Yeah. But yeah, they figured it out,
man. Well, it's difficult.
Well, you know, we had, you know, wait for it.
Can't shoe horn in. Can't shoe horn in.
As we learn from the developers,they told they told her about
it, they cannot Shoe wanted it. Yeah, this will get another
another playthrough. We'll get probably get beardy,
probably get beardy on there. We still gotta get the Green

(53:01):
Ranger in there. We have them.
No, I know. I'm saying we gotta get them in
the gameplay. Yep.
We have them. Just.
Keep repeating myself. There we have them.
Well, we have to play the game. With but we have them though I
wonder if they'll do the white ranges is exactly the same as
the green. So I'm like Mazel do a pal as
well. It's outfit.
It's outfit changed. Exactly.

(53:22):
I forgot about the strange. You heard the joke and he said
you'll like it. We'll get the most powerful
range of the white suit. We'll get the black power range
of the black suit though. Wow, that.
Was such a bow and Asian. With a yellow suit and they said
don't worry, we'll give him a green suit to begin with and
then he'll change it to the white so they don't notice.
Yikes. That's a terrible.

(53:42):
I'm not touching that one, man. That's terrible.
You gotta leave that one alone. Yeah, man, but.
Yes. I love, I love the white major
and degree major. It was a dope storyline.
It was. Yeah, it.
Was. But you know, it's hilarious.
Like that fucking chicken. Oh, the chicken fucking.
Chicken thing is like. Like I made me forget how goofy

(54:05):
that show. World Oh no, that show was goofy
that. Skeleton with the head like he
was in the Super Nintendo 1 where you have to beat him down
and his head is floating around again.
I'm like this. Is the dude though Zed right?
He was cool. So yeah, Lord Zed.
Yeah, he was cool. And Rita.
Rita was. Cool, that was like the that's
the default. Though you can fight Rita,
right? Nah, that's the default villain
name in the 90s. Zed, Zed.

(54:27):
Zardon. Zed Darna's 80s.
Yeah, Her Don is 80s. Zed is 90.
Yeah. We need AZ name for each.
Shout out shout out to the Yellow Ranger.
Rest in peace, Yellow Ranger. Yellow Ranger and Green Ranger.
Yeah. Yeah, fuck yeah, dude.
Fucking terrible. That sucks.

(54:47):
Love this fans too. Yeah.
Loved them. Damn, like I remember there was
a Comic Con I went to and he wasdoing a signing there and he
refused to leave until he signedsomething.
Family. Yeah, I heard it.
Everyone has nothing but nice things to say about him.
Well I mean their paychecks withnothing during the show so they
have to do these shows. Damn, why you gotta make it
about money? Yo, Jay with the Jay with the

(55:07):
dark naked. So you say he was obligate,
contractually obligated to stay in the school?
I. Was saying they got ripped off
for the show, that's all. No, no, they definitely didn't
get ripped off for the show. They didn't get ripped.
Off they didn't have to do the show, but they enjoyed it.
He was signing stuff. He didn't.

(55:29):
He didn't ask for any money. He just stayed there to make the
fan. Yo.
Yo-yo yo. Try to say something nice and
just turn it down. Then 3X's how nice he was I.
Watched all the documentaries. I watched the documentaries.

(55:51):
They ripped them up for the movie.
Every single time Chuck says something, he's like no, hold
on, no dude, they. Replaced.
They replaced half of them, put a movie out of nowhere.
I was like yo, I hope, I hope hehaunts you man for.
Real. I hope he haunts you.
These are true questions I asked.
Watch the documentary. Yo, it's sad, it's sad.
Jeez, we're now they're doing well.
We're done with you, Jay. Man, train of thought let's I

(56:15):
guess we're going on the next. Guy, move on.
That's it. I think that's the that's the
last of the news, man. Yeah, the new movie was I Wanted
a. Sequel to the new movie, and
it's. Yeah.
I shut that shit off after 15 minutes.
Get to the good stuff. I was just it.
Started the 1st 10 minutes. I do, no.
First of all, I'm not really a Power Rangers fan.
First you would have second. You would have liked it if you
got past the the 10 minutes. That was bad.

(56:36):
Like the beginning was bad. It was kind of like the Dragon
Ball intro when he went to high school.
That was how it started. Remember the Dragon Ball
evolution when he went to high school?
No, that whole movie was bad. No, no, I'm saying it started.
Yeah. And it was not even nothing like
Dragon Ball. Damn, I can't even get myself
started. I won't do that tonight.
I can't. That Dragon Ball movie.
I can't do it. Terrible.
I can't even get close to that I.
Kind of like that. Never watch Dragon Ball.

(56:57):
Never watch that yo you. Would you would?
Yo, you're making me. So.
It's like boiling like this dudeI want to strangle.
This motherfucker Dragon Ball evolution was good shut.
Up, I thought. Piccolo was a good
representation. No, I need to stop now.

(57:18):
You need to stop right now. Wasn't he I?
Think we need to go? He was shit color.
Yellow in the trailer, no the. Dog, we're not talking about
this anymore. We're done.
We're done with you. Take a bathroom, break out.
Perfect timing. Continue talking amongst
yourself. That's.
Hilarious. Be right.
Back Street Fighter Six this Friday on Fighter Fridays, guys,
I got to redeem myself and hopefully I do.

(57:40):
Probably won't, but whatever man.
Damn, I got that. That's right, it's coming back
on there so quickly, I can't wait to drop in hell.
Yeah, I feel so left out of Street Fighter 6.
Man, then play the. Game.
No, I got to own it. I got to buy it.
I'm like. Somebody here has like 30 bucks
I think. Jay ain't using his.
I'm playing a single player. I need the game player he.

(58:02):
Said Jay, playing his J. Let me get your copy, player I.
Just bought season 2. I did.
I just bought the new character.Oh nice.
Shut up. Let me.
Get that? Copy.
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(59:27):
know, giving us a nice steak dinner.
Sometimes I'm kind of joking. Joking.
Yeah, they wouldn't go. That everything goes into the
podcast. We give, we give back.
You give us, we give back. That's how this thing works.
That's how this things worth 360360 circle.
Where's my shot at I? Knew I knew exactly what it was.
Piece of garbage. But yes, wow, specs, Absolutely.
I encourage you to try Power Rangers Arena's Rewind again,

(59:49):
because. It's good now It's good.
Oh yeah. Now it's the way it's supposed
to play. I can't wait for the six player
online. The drop, it's going to be shit.
You know, did you watch Dragon Ball Diamond yet?
I watched the first 3 episodes Ihave to watch, I have to finish
the more the rest of them I've been.
But yeah, it's not bad. It's not bad.
It's it's fun. It's fun for.
Me. Oh, no, I'll tell you, you know,

(01:00:10):
it's been tough for me. It's just like, because here's
the thing, why they always got to make Goku a child?
Why it always? Because arguably, that's when he
was his best. No, no.
Who thinks that? I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding. I.
Heard no. Who thinks that the pedal.
Nah, but I'm sorry. Alright, we're back, yo.
Welcome back. Welcome back everybody.

(01:00:30):
Terrible's trying to get this cancelled.
Sorry, sorry. Welcome back bro.
We're not allowed back. All right, cheers.
We got shots. And he said Geppetto, by the
way. So I was talking about
Pinocchio. So awkward.
Liza P. Yeah, whatever, man.
What has happened, Liza? Cheers Jacob, if you got him.
Drink responsibly y'all. Drink.
Cheers. Cheers, cheers.

(01:00:53):
No, I didn't take one. I'm doing that for them turbo,
not turbo. Turbo got the red face.
Look at them. Dude, man, you all right?
What? Happened.
To you bro, that was Santori. I gave you Santori Wisdom Turbo.
I can smell that. He got a babe popping out of his
head. Oh, he got red.
That is wrong. Turning into your shirt.

(01:01:15):
I used to think they did not give you Knob Creek.
That was Centauri. Smelling like Peppers and shit
like I smelled it. Felt like it felt like Knob
Creek all. Right kept eyes are tearing and
everything you got the main topic I.
Love it. Nice to start with the main
topic, Unforgettable opening levels that hooked us from the
start. Oh God damn I could start this

(01:01:37):
bitch off if. You're going?
Oh shit, fucking girl. Oh.
You know, let's do it. Yeah.
Super Mario one. I'm.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
It could. Be actually I thought of that
it. Could be, I thought it was also
first time playing the platformer.
Man, I do have a Mario game on there, but the number one, I'm
gonna start like hot. I'm going in hot, OK?
Mother fucking cyber shadow, that first stage.

(01:02:02):
Oh no, the fucking music. I thought you would say.
Mother 2, No, the stage, the first stage in Cyber Shadow.
It's one of those words like youthink of this first stage, you
want to throw it in and just play the first stage real quick
because that music is so dope. It's so awesome and I love the
game too. You guys played cyber shadow?

(01:02:24):
Oh. Yeah.
No, no, I agree. Wait wait, who beat you beat
Cyber Shadow? I beat it recently, I beat it
recently. You know, I haven't beat it yet.
Really. I forgot it.
Start from the beginning. You'll appreciate it.
I I got far too. And I I just say I forgot.
What the hell happened? Probably.
You got so many. I got avalanched by games.
Yeah. Sidetracked by so much.
You played it right? You.
Could beat that one? Probably not.

(01:02:45):
No, really, I almost did. One or two cities you could beat
it in I played. Yeah, I've got pretty damn.
It could be like on your first start, probably like 10:00-ish
because you have to backtrack. Cities probably I do the second.
Time you can get there in like 2hours.
I do remember there was a boss that kicked my ass.
I was like I could not for the life of me.
It forces you to get ill. Though the last two checkpoints
the stage was tough like those those it was, it's tough at the

(01:03:08):
end. No, they yeah, they make you get
good. I I left I left that game alone
for like months and I went back to it and I just like I beat,
you know, I beat that and I justkept pushed through and the last
two boss fights like oh the. You talking about the last two
boss fights? You talking about the beginning
of the game? I know, I know, I know, I know.
I'm trying to talk out last two.It was, it was good.
It's worth going through it. You just have to get past those

(01:03:29):
parts. If you got any ninja Gaid in
love and you pick this game up, you're gonna be like, yo, this
is exactly the 2D2D Ninja Gaid in love.
Yeah, yeah, I think, I think they might have exactly what I
want. I think they might have played
that in the trailer and that made me just buy the game.
Like I bought the game just off right away.
I said I know I'm gonna like it,so I'm gonna buy the fucking
game. But no, that first stage, Oh my
God. I was never good at Ninja Gaiden
games, but. I mean a lot of.

(01:03:49):
You'll like this one bad. I do like it.
I do like it, though. No, it was it was hooked.
I was hooked. It's.
Better than Ninja Gaiden 3, definitely better than Ninja
Gaiden 3. It's better than one and two,
not playing this guy. It plays, it plays better.
It does. The story is just better.
Ninja. Gaiden it's, yeah, I agree with
that. It plays a lot better.
It plays more modern. Yeah.
You know, Jay, you're up. Next.
It's a good one. I will start off old school as
well. Yeah, old school.

(01:04:11):
Yeah, well, you this is. I wish I was new but I'm gonna
start old school Nintendo days. Different.
Dragon 2. Yep, that's facts.
That was on my list also. Yep, music man.
It's some about that game. I played the first stage and
then I beat the game. Like no matter what, if I throw

(01:04:32):
it on, I'm either getting to thesixth stage or beating the.
Game. There's something about the
tune, though. Too I just start.
That tune and the stage layout What?
Do you mean if you went and it was like you?
Play the whole thing, yeah. It's it's one of the most fun
parts of the game because there's no stupid platforming.
Yeah. No, actually, no.
You can ball you can. Ball.
You can and you will not care. But you will but it's.

(01:04:53):
Just that the layout like the layout is like perfectly done
for first stage, perfect first boss, perfect music.
Perfect sound effects. No, it's just like it's
something about the first stage that is, yeah, I don't know,
It's the most, it's one of the oldest games.
It looks so ancient, yeah. It's just like I can't explain.
It's like. Did you like Pac-Man Defender?

(01:05:16):
I don't know. It's not that old, but it's old
now. I don't know what it is.
I don't know what they did with this game that makes it so
amazing, but. It's simplified look.
At this, it's simple. Yeah, it's like it.
Looks like a city though, yeah? That's better background than
Golden Axe Three. OK, so yeah, with two buttons,
A2 button scheme, yeah. And it plays that good.
And when you see it, you want toplay it.

(01:05:38):
It was the redid this for emulators for the and for for
Super Nintendo. They made I downloaded them.
I haven't done it yet, but it's like it's really flicker.
It plays smoother. No, it makes the IT makes the
jump a separate button. It's it's.
It adds a lot of stuff to help it.
Modernize it? Yes, I want it as bad.
As I mean, you can still play the old.
One, give me that stage six and hold.

(01:06:00):
On Let me go back. Look at the boobs on the back,
man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Back. Boobs back the.
Boobs on the back. That's back.
I used to always say like yo yougot boobs on this back.
Man, they also have a selectableway you could pick the new new
remix music, all the old music, which is pretty cool.
Too is remix. Music Yep of this game yes was
it done? I didn't know that done like 8
bit sounds or is that like? Remix like new?

(01:06:22):
Like from up and shit, yeah, that must be weird.
So at the. Plate at the plate.
Oh, you didn't hear it yet? I saw someone playing it online.
Interesting, but you can pick between the two, but yeah.
It's intriguing. Interesting, gotta play that
every time. Interesting, that is touch
myself. What about?
It what's wrong with you? I skipped over the NES as far as
that's fine. Great intro.
So I'm gonna go straight to Gunstar Heroes.

(01:06:44):
Oh, that's yeah, yeah, yeah. Gun Star.
That starts fast. The music is great, yeah.
Starts out explosive, Yeah. And it's just it's.
Do you select stages after the first stage?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, after the first stage. OK.
And it's a bona fide first stageyou have to play.
Yeah. I play it recently too.
It's like it's not that long of a game either.
It's like it's not, but it's just no, it's not really that

(01:07:06):
long of a game, but it's you get'cause you, you after the first
stage, It's just like the stagesaren't that long, but the music
is great and the action is awesome and it's, it's keeps
that that that intense explosive, that energy the whole
entire game. And it starts from the.
Frequent. It really is made for Co-op
though. It really is.
Yeah, because when? You I played it solo and it's
that's when it seems long. Yeah, yeah.

(01:07:28):
No co-ops like it's it's it needs to you have.
To play Co-op and Bison is there, so yes it is.
Yeah, that is. And Bison.
No, the very underrated soundtrack.
This game very, very, very underrated.
Considerates on Genesis, yes. You need to first of all, all
right, You're you're already on everyone's shit list for the
first podcast. Sorry for the Genesis.
I want to hear about for the Genesis.
All right. You got Last Battle music and
you got this. So why, why, why you gotta bring

(01:07:49):
up Blast first of all, You know,that's, you know, dungeon song.
Do do I have to sing it? No.
Alright, so. So I don't want to.
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear the
blasphemy and the hate. Fantasy *2 Golden Axe.
Come see me, Jay. Come see.
Me, but by the handful of games that sound great on Genesis.
What about you? What about you, Chuck?
I'm. Going to go something I'm going
to use something a little newer because you know.

(01:08:13):
You played that stuff, you played that stuff.
Don't act like you never played.It I'm not, I'm I'll go old for
the next round. Calm down.
He's like, don't you? Don't you confront.
Don't call us old. Wow, I.
Didn't even give Jay a shot he coming after people and.
Shit. Damn, I'm like these old folks.
I got new stuff for y'all. Through the clubs on man.
There's there's three games in this series so far, but the last

(01:08:37):
entry, Sonic the Hedgehog No, it's.
More than three. Spider Man 2 starts off with a
bang. Oh Spider Man 2 it's a new
movie. Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Movie.
Had me think I'm like, wait, yes, yes.
Yes, about Battle with the Sandman.
Yeah, it's a movie. I always forget how that started

(01:08:57):
because the fucking. Oh no, that no, that is a really
a freaking. Oh yeah, it's like a legit.
It's such a great opening. It is a great opening.
And then? Sabu hops off the chair.
What you said with salmon. Yeah, we're going to like, all
right, man, we're going to put you on timeout, bro.
Trying to derail the shit on this.
Guy But yeah, Spiderman 2 like you and Miles are fighting the

(01:09:22):
Sandman and it's insane. It's such, it's so dope.
They always throw. I think they did in the first
one too. They like with Rhino, right?
I think yeah, they just throw you into a fucking. 1st no, the
first one was was Rhino. The first level was Kingpin.
King was in the building. Then the second one, Miles
Morales, you start. That's Rhino.
Oh. God, that's.
Right. Yeah, but this and this.

(01:09:43):
Throw you into a fucking movie. All three of those have great
freaking intro. Yeah, if it's.
Like how cinematic? The Spider Man in the series
gets the. Yeah, seriously.
Yeah, man, it's so good. That's so, so good.
I don't know how, and not everyone in the world who loves
video games does not own Spider Man 1 and 2.
I want to know. Who Dougie likes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you have to own those

(01:10:06):
games. You have to own them.
I wonder who likes spider Man and does not like that game.
Yeah, let me, I would like to meet that.
I would love to meet that person.
How do they exist? Ultimate Spider Man and
Spiderman the movie which is this?
This is a much better, improved version of Spiderman the movie.
If you don't like open world games, okay, I get it, fine, you
know, I could play it right, whatever.
But like, how do you not like that?

(01:10:26):
That's real fucking. Incredible.
Some people just don't like thatthat that option or they don't
moving around like. They don't like life.
Man. That is not that's not like.
Wow what about you al? What you got I'm gonna go with
bio shock. The first one man that was a
interesting game the water. It was crazy man when you're in
rapture and you like just the from the intro to when you start

(01:10:49):
playing it's it's it was amazing.
It just got my attention right away, man.
Dope, dope, dope I. Remember right when you started
it was like. Wow, that looks yo at the time.
At the time that was crazy. What was this?
Xbox 360, the first one, 360 andPS3.
But yeah, this game, it changed the way I looked at first person
games and also storytelling in first person.

(01:11:11):
There it goes. One Hersh marriage.
We got burned down on Spider Mangames.
Played Miles Morales and Spider Man 1.
Gotta play two Man 2 is incredible.
Dude. Yeah. 2 is great, Two's, yeah,
really is. Yeah, I never mess with these
games, but I like watching them.It's like underwater city.
The whole game play takes place in this underwater city and it's
like the history about you Startlearning about stuff and then
the evil stuff starts starts happening.

(01:11:32):
That was super immersive the waythat started.
Oh my God, man, it's awesome. I.
Didn't beat I played it though. I didn't beat it.
They played this the whole the whole world in that game, man,
it's awesome. The world building the the the
even though like the the the wayyou have your weapons like you
can customize your weapons and like experiment with different
types of stuff and. Listen, it's awesome.
It's a huge hit. Awesome, awesome, awesome.

(01:11:54):
I'll. Never get one like it again.
Except for Judas, I gotta get. The How many bioshocks were
there? 33433 those 3.
Right. I had two 3-4.
I was like, wait, I went three. Infinite was the last one.
Infinite was the last OK. That's in the Sky Remastered
version of 1-2 and. Three, yeah, OK all.
Right. So the first one was in the
water, third one was. In the first two were in the

(01:12:15):
water and the last one was in the sky.
OK, so the next one's going to be on no?
Land. In space.
No. That's what we're talking about,
that we're actually talking about doing.
Alright, we're going to go with I got a lot of good ones here.
I'm going to go with Streets of Rage one.
Yep. That The funny thing is I looked

(01:12:36):
someone they have like a channelon YouTube where they just play
Genesis games and I forget Streets of Rage one's music all
the time and it's so fucking good.
Stage one just starts hardcore. Is it really, really fucking
crazy? Is that Channel Sega Lord X?

(01:12:59):
I don't think so 'cause that's the that's the one I watch for a
Sega shit yeah, it's a it's a one that's like a 24 hour one
that just plays. Oh, I I know what you're talking
about. OK, Super Nintendo has one and
NES has one. I just forget the channel.
But yeah, this Jesus man, like you play beat em up.
So obviously people know about like, you know, final fight and
whatever else they played in thearcade.
But when you play this for the genesis, the music just was

(01:13:20):
like, dude, this was on my list also, this was like, what is
first of all, what's this song? Like what?
What is what is and it happens every fucking stage.
You know what I did? I I used to take the the
headphone Jack in the in the Genesis and and I would go into
the menu. You know, you could play the
sound effects and you could playthe music.
Yeah, and I would just listen tothe music of the headphones.
It's amazing to the console. Like this is weird, but I used

(01:13:46):
to try to like I used to try to do like remixes by adding the
sound effects to the to the beatof dude.
It was just like everyone alwaystalks about two and two has a
dope soundtrack. Don't don't 2.
Is on my list. Do not get me wrong with two
soundtrack, but one I will fightanyone on this one has the
better. It's a better soundtrack.
It's a better soundtrack. But the first stage on 2.

(01:14:08):
Also same. It's no no, first stage on 2 is
the same type shit. Because of the.
Music, I had to pick between thetwo pretty much.
I knew someone was going to havetwo, so I'm like, I got to find
it in my history. But they had they had a live
performance of the the guys who did the, the they played this
live. I wish we could play it right
now, but they played it live like it's how fucking good the
track is. They played the game, they had

(01:14:29):
the game on the screen and they played the first stage music
live. Like they had all the
instruments, all the the synth stuff and they played it live
and it sounded identical to the game.
It was crazy so. Good.
Did he punch someone in the facethough?
Oh. God.
Oh God. Was it?
The jumping Nate. And there was no grand upper in
this, so I was. Like ah dude.

(01:14:49):
That was Part 2, yeah Part 2 wasGod I'll PA yeah God I'll PA no
oh, this one you know this for the stages go what I'm looking
at I'm like yeah, I love part 4,but I want to play the.
Stage what I do with the Alrightyou just popped in oh that.
Moron. Oh, there you go.
What's up, Mike? RoboCop.
No. What's going on?
No, yeah, no. Streets of Rage one dude.

(01:15:09):
Oh, but yeah, buddy sticks, not bad.
I'm going to jump up and not saysomething retro and move up a
little bit, a lot of it actually, near Altamata.
OK. Oh.
Yeah, they had opening. Yeah, the opening.
Level. That's.
Great. Actually, how do I not know that
track? Because I died so many times, I
don't know how I didn't know the.

(01:15:30):
It starts off with you in a jet and you're like what?
What type of game is this 'causeI had no clue.
That was pretty fun that it was even like that like overhead
shoot em up and then it went into the 3D game.
That was that. I thought it was like I saw
pictures of it like OK, this is like a domain cry action game
type. And then it was not and then it
was so like if you could back itdoes it fuck that?

(01:15:53):
You back it up 'cause it shows the the shooter part if you go
all the way to the beginning basically, but.
Fuck that boss. I know you.
I know you don't like that boss,but as far as bringing you into
the story, that there was so much going on right away.
Throws you right in there. Yes, I think it's just lacking.
Yeah, it's not great. It's fun.
Yeah, you guys play that, but I'll.

(01:16:14):
Let it go. There we go.
There it is. And I was like, dude, this is
like, this is not what I thoughtit was.
Why is that not 3-4 player Co-opright there though right?
It was like that'd be fucking dope.
Oh but it changes perspective too.
It goes to like a first part like weird man.
Yeah, did it smooth this? Autumn Out is awesome dude.
I love Autumn out. If it was just this alone it
would have been a great game. Cool.

(01:16:34):
It might be like I was like a different type of.
I like how my man didn't even move there.
Like he knew he was aiming not. Fast, man, it's too fast.
He's talking on intercom. He said.
What is that thing in front of? Us, it's over.
But the music, the story, like how smooth the game was, like
all that on the first stage was like, you have to buy this game.

(01:16:54):
And I, I, I streamed, I streamedthe demo and streamed the whole
thing like it was ridiculous. But yeah, that's that's one of
the newer games that has that first level that just is magic.
I said boom, here you go. And then it turns into a role
play and I was like, what the hell is?
This. This game, this game, I call it,
it's like it just Wiles out every possible way.

(01:17:14):
Yeah, it just gets continues to just while out like what is
fucking? Happening.
Masterpiece. But it's like when I say what
the fuck is happening, it's like, in a good way, Yeah.
It's like, what is, what is all this you're throwing at me
because I my brain can't handle what's happening.
Constantly. I'm so glad I like everything
they threw. Yeah, no, they.
Didn't like shooters. I was like, ah man, come on,
you're missing out now. Remember like low key my one of
my favorite parts is like that 8bit little boop when he hacks

(01:17:37):
the shit and you play that. I love that shit.
Dude, that was. Fucking amazing.
This was cool too man. The way they introduced the ball
over the top battle is like whatthe fuck is this?
No. What's going on?
Over the top, one of the first games I've seen that had like
giant stuff like that. Look at that.
Oh. That's Eric.
That's. That's, that's what happened to
me, dude. I think I've had like four or
five times in the first part I'msaying why am I getting

(01:17:58):
murdered? Same thing that happened.
Part. The only part that sucks about
the first stage is if you die here you got to do the whole
stage. Yep.
Dude, the. Camera.
The camera was like complete. Bullshit.
Yeah, I'm getting stuck, I said.I saw you saw what happened.
Yeah, he just. He rolled out he's.
Snatching me, I'm like, why is what has happened?
I said Jake, fuck this game. It never happened.
Said fuck this game. See, like that's what happened
to you. Yeah, yeah.

(01:18:19):
Constantly. Constantly but but they didn't
like give me all that Oh no I just died I just completely died
we have to do the shit over see that's what's supposed to happen
but no I would just had to do itover again I have the same thing
we. Just have to be good at the
game. Yeah, you know you don't.
Fuck that game. I.
Think it sound like 1/2 platform.
Why you never passed that stage?I imagine like I started just

(01:18:40):
hating the game even though I love the game like.
Fuck that game. As far as the first stage, the
worst stage? I hate that stage you.
Know I didn't put it on my list,sorry, but what you got man.
I'm gonna go with the Metal GearSolid 2.
That was a mother. You motherfucker.
Damn it, that's a good. One that was a great, that's a
good one. Where you play a Solid Snake,

(01:19:02):
you're on the boat and you know he's shooting freaking darts in
the people's head. That was fun.
Also a demo I play that got me locked into the game when I kept
remember I played it here and I kept shooting a dude with the
syringes in his. Plate.
Yeah, we he. Looked like pinhead, he had so
many syringes in his face. We played the demo over and over
so many times, and it was just like, especially coming off a

(01:19:24):
Metal Gear Solid 1 and it just like the intro.
Yeah, this intro right here. You're in right here.
I got jumps off the. Bridge it was.
That was crazy. I got it with Zona vendors.
Zona vendors I bought just put ademo this game was and that game
was great. Cinema dude.
This was, I remember the what? It wasn't Zone Avengers that I
had that. It was something else too.
It was like a demo. It was a demo disc from
somewhere, I don't remember where.

(01:19:45):
Definitely from that game I might have bought.
It. No, it's great.
You got to hide in the freaking.You were able to hide in like
the cabinets, the closets and oh, plus they kicked you though.
Yeah, you had to fight that the chick at the end with the the
underarms, the the hair on underarms and stuff.
So that was fun. Is that what you really?
Were I remember you had to fightthe chick with the hand to know
how you yo the how do you drop that out of nowhere?

(01:20:08):
I remember that scene because. Polygon hair.
Dude, you look at the. Look at this, do you remember?
The graphics you can't see. I don't remember that.
When you fight her, she. Has Oh, she fights with the the
arm hair. Well, it comes out she.
Throws. She throws it at you.
No, it's the chick. She has hair on the on the arms.
I remember her. That's the chick in the game who
has hair under her arm. That's how I remember the scene.

(01:20:29):
She's the boss of that scene. Jesus.
Yeah, well, that's the only partthat's like Metal Gear Solid.
It's the number one part of the game.
When? You're on the ship.
You know what's crazy about thatload as well?
But like, that was like my favorite Metal Gear as was Part
2. The trick that.
Did 'cause I I prefer riding's character more than Sal's name.
Well, did you play Sal? You played it for what, 64?

(01:20:50):
No. I played GameCube 64 solid.
Well, get solid. GameCube, right?
Did you play the remake? I no, I don't think I played the
remake did. You play the regular.
I played the first one halfway. OK, halfway.
I'd never played three. I played through the entirety of
two. Are you gonna play the rebate
61? Weapon.
Are you playing the rebate? I don't think so.
Dude, it's amazing. I'm not saying no.

(01:21:10):
Three years and they did it over.
Yeah, I don't think. That's made for you.
I'll take a peek at it. You should do it, you know, but
you should play that. It's crazy how cinematic this
game. But that's that's always in the
first store. Awesome, awesome.
It's. Crazy.
I prefer real gear one on NES and you prefer Snake's Revenge?

(01:21:31):
Snake's Revenge. That was my that was that's the
first thing. No, it's a.
It wasn't a terrible game, it was just.
I would love to see that remade,like I would love to see done
like this. Oh, like this.
That'd be interesting. That'd be amazing.
That was my first. Snake's Revenge was my first
introduction to Metal Gear. Metal solid was magic at the
time because of what you do withthe controllers.

(01:21:52):
How do you guys feel about that?Metal Gear Solid greater than
Metal Gear Solid 3 but Metal Gear Solid 3 greater than 4?
Four is greater than two. It's argument to be had.
I could I could see how some everybody got there.
I see how some of them. It's Part 2, everyone's least
favorite. No, I would say it.
I didn't I. Didn't play through the games.
I say 4 because I didn't want to.
Play it. I wow, I love.

(01:22:12):
It because I didn't play it. Five, I love 4A lot 4.
It's just, you know, it's not remembered as people's favorite.
I like the freaking the camo suit that he had.
He was able to touch any surfaceand turn into it.
That changed. I didn't like shit.
I like 4. Old ass snake 'cause you didn't
like old snake, no. He gets a mask layer.
He could put the young mask overhis face.
You can do that in three, but. I mean, that does help, right?

(01:22:34):
I like the story, man. But you see.
His back. He goes like this sometimes.
Like. I like.
I like how 5's not a part of that list.
No. No 5 is one of the best too.
Stop it. Wait, wait, who's next?
Alright, Chuck is next. This game is kind of old perfect
mercs. First stage for mercs.

(01:22:54):
Yeah, Mercs. It's like you're basically Rambo
and they got this cool little tune playing while you just
running through this jungle and shooting people.
And the jeeps, the sheeps on thefirst stage.
Right. I think so.
Yeah. Yeah, keep in the 1st.
With the fucking the the the turret thing on the back.
Play this shit in the arcade. Three players.
Yeah, man, Car. Warrior Jackal kind of commando,

(01:23:15):
kind of. Time.
To be honest, all that shit merged.
This doesn't get talked. You start off, you start off on
the beach, 'cause it. Didn't come out for the the home
consoles as the way it's supposed to.
Yeah, true. That's.
I played this on Genesis. Yeah, it was only one player,
but it was mad. They were all one player, right?
Any version of this game after the arcade?
That sucks. Well, it came out way later, the
arcade version. And then the Xbox 360 had that

(01:23:36):
bullshit. One of the night of the day.
Yeah, they appeared. They said three players.
Bitch. Yeah, man, that's.
Just different colors they got. It is.
It's this game is dope. I love this game.
Game is dope. Mercs.
We fuck with this a lot in there.
OK? I think this was at the pharmacy
also with Double Dragon right? Yep, this is that Joe's deli
bro. I like this.

(01:23:56):
Yeah, Joe's Deli had. All the dope.
This is Capcom, right? This is good question.
I think it might be. It.
Is it looks? I feel like it is.
I thought it was because it looks like not.
Konami. He's not.
No, not. It's one or the other.
It's actually not Konami, no. I thought it was Capcom.
Hold on. I can for some, but it surprised
me I didn't. Feel like it.
I feel like it might have been SNK.

(01:24:18):
Really. Hold on a second.
That would make sense too though.
Develop and publish by Capcom. Capcom.
I'm sorry, developers Capcom andSega.
Sega Bulls Real Jesus. Developers.
Wow. Released 1990 February.
Get the hell out of here. Nothing came out 1990.

(01:24:39):
That came in no. You ever noticed that you never
say, oh, that was 1990. Because that was like almost
like 30 years ago. 35 years ago,dude.
Unless it was MC Hammer, now he can always yo.
Don't talk his name. Dude, go come get you.
Who's next? I am next and I going to say
Cortana 0, the beginning of thatgame, it it changed the the way

(01:25:05):
I looked at indie game, like side scrolling, like action type
stuff. It was it's such a it's such an
awesome game. My game doesn't get enough
praise. No man, but the fact that you
could like rewind time and like start over.
It's like a side scrolling John Wick.
Yeah, it's like that's. What but John Wick doesn't have?
A game without without guns and just a yeah.

(01:25:26):
What's the strategy? Game very interesting like a ton
of 0 yeah now this game is awesome man.
That soundtrack though, this wasone of those games I I beat this
in one sitting see that's the thing.
I was addicted to it. I was just like, does it sound
see The thing is that a lot about a lot of these first
stages that we're mentioning is the music fits the first stage
so perfectly and it brings you into the the first stage like,

(01:25:47):
Oh my God, you can just hear themusic when you look at the stage
that's so fucking awesome. You see the cassette tape deck
before you start the stage, headphones in and goes to work.
It's awesome and he got naked right there.
Oh, they had some bullshit in this.
They got oh fucked man, they hadsome bullshit yeah, the dodge
yeah you mess up a lot gotta be quicker than that, but you
learn. I love the way it's the pacing

(01:26:09):
is like you just you learn from all your mistakes and it's.
This. Really, really good level
design, man. It is there.
Yeah. You got Cortana.
Zero. All right, I'm pretty sure a
bunch of y'all have this, but I have to say it because it might
be the best first stage and that's Sonic 10.
Yeah, I got that on mine. Sonic 1's a great.

(01:26:30):
One, Sonic 1's first stage music?
Hell yeah. Everyone knows it as soon as it
starts. Green Hill Zone, everyone knows
it. Even in Sonic Three, they played
in the background and on some nonsense, like a little fucking
piano in the background. I knew it instantly from that
sound. I said yeah that stage music,
even fake ass gamer Mikey Bees whenever I play.

(01:26:58):
Shots fired, man. Even.
When I play that that my video game music, when I draw and that
comes on, he's like, oh, that's that Sonic.
I'm like, Yep, everyone knows. Everyone knows Green Hill.
Game. Everyone knows Green Hill zones
iconic man, that is the that might be one of the best.

(01:27:18):
First stage. First stage stage is dope as it
is Watching this now, I'm like, I'm listening.
You hear the music, you hear themusic, just watch you.
Hear the music in your. Head you fucking die like yo
this what up hip hop there you're talking what's going on
the the stage layout of all the items the music.

(01:27:40):
It's just so rewarding. It is done so perfectly and
that's why sonics popular. I'll tell you why it's up,
Charlie Mac. Yo, what up?
Probably Mac in the building going on.
Give him a I'll. Tell you why?
Because Sega made this first stage how many times over on all
the Sonic games. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

(01:28:00):
Hill Zone or version of Green Hill Zone?
Yeah, a ton of. A variation of that track, but
it's not the same even though it's good.
Even in the movie. Yeah, but that goes to show the
level design. Yeah, that's genius level design
that they, they, I put this up there with Double Dragon 2's
first stage. It just had, it did all the
right things that it was supposed.
It did everything perfect from the layout to the music to it.

(01:28:21):
It was just amazing. You hit a cash register when you
pass? Yeah, no, yeah, that's all
there. Hell yeah.
Like if I could. Put not not this, not the bonus.
Stage. Oh this bonus stage.
Trippy as fuck. Oh my God.
Any awards? It's trippy as fuck, dude.
Oh. Although I didn't really mind it
as much as. But I could you become a?
Supersonic and Sonic One, yeah. No.
You just. Gotta collect the the gems.

(01:28:44):
You get the gems, but you don't turn to Supersonic.
Yeah, Supersonic's Part 2. Yeah.
OK. Yeah, just making sure the.
Gems super tails though. Super 2.
It's never. Happened.
Yeah. Everyone know.
Yeah. This track.
Everyone knows this track. Like, you hear it, you could be
muted. You hear the song.
Yeah. That's the perfect.
That's the perfect first stage. It's like dude.
Dude, dude, dude, dude. That that's to be.

(01:29:04):
I know, to be honest, that's thesame.
It's the same shit. It's another one.
It's the same shit because it's obvious.
But yeah, all right, all right. Definitely win there.
I got 1 Before everyone says it.I know you.
I know you got it on your list. I know what?
Watch. I don't know why to call it the
weather. It's Super Castlemania or
Castlemania 4. What do you want to?
Call it Super Castlemania 4. OK, do it.

(01:29:26):
All of it. Drop that.
Yeah, first stage. That's one of the best first
stage of all time. That's it is all time the second
the the second the damn castle drop that door bridge and you
hit like come. On it's it's no, it's up there
with Sonic, it's up, it's right there.
It's. One of the best that is first
stages of all. Time, that is.
You can't repeat that. You can't just I just wanna play

(01:29:48):
that stage. Just that's that's all that
that. Game that's how you know it's a
it's perfect for a stage. If you want let me just throw
this in right now. I just wanna do the first stage
like that's that's. If they charge 50 bucks for
that, just that stage, I'm like,I'm, I'm I'm buying that.
I mean, cool with that put trackat the end of the first stage.
No, but the game. The game has a great soundtrack
though, like the sound does justthe instruments, like just.

(01:30:10):
But nothing's better than the first stage.
And then they play it again in the boss fight.
Yes, I'm like, yeah, that's how you do it.
That's how you do it. And they?
Need to do this in the freaking animated show.
'Cause you know what The thing is.
But The thing is, they haven't, because it's Simon.
It's Simon's theme. Yeah, if you do, if they after
the record story, they need to and they do something if they

(01:30:30):
don't play that track. Oh, oh man.
They do. Simon's going back in time
though. OK.
They can do it. They can do it.
No, that's all the time. That's the Castlevania track.
Though, yo, thanks Hip Hop Dan, we appreciate that.
Oh hell yeah, dude, that's awesome.
Yeah, yeah, Victoria is like thegoat.
Thank you. Victoria is.
The goat. Actually, he's way overdue for

(01:30:51):
an appearance, right? Yeah.
What the fuck am I? What a bunch of people.
What am I on? Well, yeah, smoking.
Rock and Reagan Awards is do. That was.
That's the true award. That's the true.
Award. That is the true award and he
gave Unicorn overlord strategy game of the year.
Thank you, Vic, Appreciate that.Because because of you I was I
was going to ban him from the show, but.
You know he. Changed his mind.

(01:31:12):
In the check that you said, I come out.
I told him I was like I was about to print you.
Damn. But yes, Charlie Mac, Charlie
Mac listen night yes, that's a dope.
It's. On my list standard.
Well, you could talk about it. I'm not gonna hold, but he did
you. Ruined it, Charlie, You ruined.
It but no, it's an iconic. Intro No, that's like top three,

(01:31:37):
yeah. But yeah, Kazmi, I want to play
it now. He said that's what Mike Gill
said. It's my current ringtone at the
most. Yeah, fuck yeah Dude, that's a
dope ass ringtone. No, we know it's.
Not remember when mine was maniac match and nurse said no.
Yes, yeah. The phone would ring and.
I blasted in your car while you were driving.
Well, I was driving and when I was with a chick and it was my

(01:31:59):
phone was across the room and itsaid I said, oh, this is
embarrassing. How does that happen?
Like why is that? Playing.
Now horrible. Listen, maybe I mentioned that
stages that would be on my list,but it doesn't have stages.
Yeah, exactly. Whole game isn't.
Fuck yeah, exactly. Terrible what you got, man.

(01:32:21):
I'm a gun. No, can't even joke anymore.
Oh man. I was about to throw a glass
out. No.
No, put a RKO. What?
Serious Abaddox. Mighty bomb, Jack.
No, I'm joking. I'm killed.
What the hell, man? You know.
To be honest, that music psychotic though that music
psychotic is. Fun.
The music is not bad, the stage is bad.
Though, go ahead, I hate that game, spit it out.
Uncharted 2 had a really great opening.
Oh shit, you got mine. It has a really great open.

(01:32:44):
You got mine, man. My head.
My head's still on four. I don't remember 2 too much. 2.
Train. Dude, the train, your train
climbing it up mountain. Freaking thing crashes, you're
in the shoot. Oh my Ohh yes.
I had a great one. It was like.
That's kind of overrated, I remember.
Wow, wow. I'm joking.
I'm joking. Hating on so much hate.

(01:33:06):
What was that? What was that?
I'm sitting next to Jay. He's fucking fucking with me
right now. Oh, I said nothing.
He's making me hate I. Said.
Absolutely nothing. It's a wake up.
It was great. I remember, well, I remember
most about that. Was that the train hanging off
right here You're. Watching at the.
End of the club. You freaking wake up and you're
like what the hell? That's after you jump off the
train though. So this is the best way to start
a video game, first of all, 'cause you don't know what the
hell is happening and you just wake up and it's like, what the

(01:33:29):
hell? Uncharted is a movie.
Yes, Yeah, it's just a movie. Look at this.
You wake up. Yeah, it's a pretty bad movie
though. Yeah, unfortunately.
Wow, unfortunately wasn't. Good the.
Actual movie? Yeah, sure.
No, this was freaking nuts man. Fucking trees about the phone.
It would have been cool if it wasn't called Uncharted.
You know it's crazy about this. I remember 0.
Really. Yo, you don't remember?
This zero. That was one of the best hero

(01:33:49):
besides 4. Like listen, this was by far.
I'm telling you when you, when you play them in secession, like
right back-to-back to back rightaway.
And two, yeah, 4 right away. 4 is the best 1 and I remember and
four was the last. So that and the Side Story,
those I I remember and I remember a little bit of one,
but like two and three are a blur.
I remember 2 was dope. Three kind of was just like.
Two, and the building was tipping over and you were

(01:34:11):
falling with it and everything was sliding out the window and
he jumped to a helicopter. Pacing of two was probably at
pacing of two and four were weremy favorite.
Man, there were like the best. It was an action movie start
from start to finish. Well, between the two of them is
arguably which one is your favorite, right?
You can say either one. I like both of them.
But four, obviously it's more polished, yeah.
Better looking, yeah. But 2-2 was considered the best

(01:34:32):
until that easily. 4 was right, that was good too. 4 was great.
That was fucking good. Yeah, this is.
Freaking nuts man. Great series.
I wish they merged him and La Croft in the game.
Yeah why not? I think that'd be fucking crazy.
Why not? That's true.
And then any angels but then like.
Good job, he'll say. Get off my plane.
I'm available on all the things.They're like you should be a

(01:34:53):
first person. I'm I'm the red.
No, add the third. Don't add that mode in the game,
no. Only for climbing.
Like only for climbing. That's it.
With that voice, Yes, with the voice too.
I go, everyone plays, everyone loves it.
I don't. Person, only when I climb.

(01:35:15):
I would have played it if it waslike I would have played if it
was their person. Why did they do that?
I don't know. I don't know why they did that
was that. Me.
Chalk in the building. What, you got this, huh?
We got Ninja Gaiden 2 for the Nintendo.
Yo, I have that too. That's first thing.
That's yo that music. Yes, yes, yes, Ninja Gaiden.
I'm yo, the minute I hear that track I'm locked in bro.

(01:35:37):
No, don't do that. Don't ever do that again.
Don't ever do that again. Sir.
No. Is he there?
Please stop. Because Ninja Gaiden one,
there's a no for me, Yeah, for first first stage is a no.
I love that 2 I think. Did it?
Two did it better, 22 did it waybetter than Part 1 I.
Never played two. Yeah.
Wait, you never played Ninja Guy?

(01:35:58):
Never played. I always played.
One thing I said, you never played them like that.
I said that's not true. I never go back and play it.
First stage it's is yeah. That like Chalk said, yeah, that
that that music yes, in that's not dope music.
That's as did one Chuck. That's the I'm the Chuck.
Oh, that's the track that you tried to remake.

(01:36:18):
Yeah, that track yeah, that thatwas the first one.
Part 2 yeah, that's Part 2. First stage, Yep, that that
track because I never played it,yeah, but I was.
Like that's not a good first stage actually.
No, that this was a good first. It was more giving.
It was more forgiving than than really.
Yeah, I should have played it then.
Amped bro like know when I stopped playing to when the rain
pushes you? I'm like stay done with this

(01:36:40):
game. That's it.
Yeah, that's like 3. One or two one.
Right away I'm like, I'm done with this, I can't do it Part 1.
I can play all way to the end there then.
Almost. You know, it's crazy.
I beat that. I beat Ninja guy in two like
once. Yeah, no, Part 2 is beatable,
but it's fuckery still. Oh yeah, it's still, No, it's
still, it's still a very tough game.
For sure. But I beat I beat 1 and 2.
I've thrown many a Nintendo controller trying to beat that

(01:37:02):
game. Three.
I said fuck this game. I didn't even try it.
I said fuck. That started my hate for
platforming. Well, did you guys ruined your
life? Yeah.
What? About you guys, Sure.
I'm going to say Batman Arkham Asylum.
Yeah, this, this whole, I mean, this started the franchise, but
the way they opened this up was so awesome.
How you're going into the asylum, Joker's right there,

(01:37:22):
going to take it into prison. He's talking shit.
I want to play this over. I want to play this all over.
Oh dude, when I, when I, when I played Arkham Origins, I, I
wanted to go back and play the whole series and play.
I might even just postpone now you do Chronicles.
I just want to go back and play all these.
This is good. I think again, I think you
should start with Origins and then start with, and then I go
to one and then and then I woulddo that in a second city.

(01:37:44):
They're so fucking good. But they're all good, man.
And this, this is so cool, man. And then you see all the
villains in the prison and you're just like, so awesome to
experience this period. Yeah, You have to feel blessed.
Yeah. You have to feel blessed to
experience Batman Arkham. It's one of those things where
it's like, I'm so glad I'm a gamer.

(01:38:04):
When you play this, it's like this.
No, it's it's like amazing. Wow.
It's so fucking amazing. Could have been a movie.
Yeah, easily. Why the fuck isn't it easily?
Imagine just having suicides wise.
No. How about a?
Fucking no. That's your first game to
experience by them is Suicide Spot.

(01:38:25):
Yo man. $2.00. $2.00 like I said, $2.00 worth 2.
Dollars $2.70. Cents.
And you know what? Gotham Knight gets too much
hate. It gets too much hate.
But I want a Batman game with all them dudes with Batman, damn
it. No.
You want the Arkham? I want the Arkham.
Yeah. You want that Arkham?

(01:38:46):
Bring it all. In the Arkham series for the PC.
Speaking of price, it's like $3.Yes.
That's that doesn't make sense in the series.
Well, that's. All three.
All three. Well, I got Arkham Origins, the
remaster $2.00. Yeah, it got that makes that's
the only reason why replay this.That's the only reason why you
don't own it. What is going on in your life?
I I was like, no, I get it. No excuse and still no 60 frame

(01:39:09):
patch. Yes they are.
Dude what? Are you talking about the?
PC. For the PCHD.
Everywhere. This guy not man.
But only for the PC. They we mastered the game
already. Then they said that was worst.
It's in the worst to the original one.
Yeah. I was like.
Wow, that that is the series I need to replay because it's so
fucking good. It's crazy.
What am I? It's me.
Yep. Oh, man, I got.

(01:39:31):
Oh, there's too many. Yeah, I got a lot of games.
All right, let's go with this. Might be on somebody's actually
now. I'm gonna skip that.
Fuck that, Skip it. I'm going to Contra.
Oh yeah, Contra yeah. Contra works like what was it?
I had some things. Alien wars, but no.
It was good. To actually that too Contra 3

(01:39:51):
like like no Contra yeah definitely that's another one
You you play the first stage youhear the music yeah in your head
it could be muted like right nowyou hear the fucking music I
hear the music alright you hear the music it's just the.
I hear the death. Damn, damn.
In the flipping. Yeah, this game, I, I just.
Have that was great. For I have too many memories.

(01:40:12):
It's just this fucking game. The challenge was to get that
right there, that bridge cross to get on the to get on the
bridge is a challenge. Calling back.
You could do it. Then you follow the bridge.
I remember the first time playing this, I thought I'd
died. Yes.
Like, it looks like he's dead. And I was like, oh shit, I'm
still alive. Oh, what a what?
A this is like an introduction to, like, shooting games to me

(01:40:34):
like this. Oh yeah.
Introduction. Of running gun cohort games
hard, but like the first stage was, it wasn't too difficult.
No, you didn't do the code do this.
Game. No, you're not.
Always in the world, you better.Always a spread.
Gun spread Gun is in any Contra game if you do not have the
spread. Gun.
That's the homing. There's the buggy.
Good. And the lady.

(01:40:55):
Spread gun I would switch between the homing and the you
know, the fucking homing laser. There you go, there's all the.
Homing laser. Wow, no, Wow.
Contra that had that track and it had that stage.
It had that boss. Everything was done to
perfection. What?
Everything. They had to hook you with those
stages though. They had to.
And then and then you get fucked.

(01:41:16):
Then you get fucked going down. Yeah.
They throw crack files at you atlike stage five and like, you
know, I'm fucking yeah. Stage 2.
Like, there's so much fuckery inthere.
You know what? That happens a lot in NES games.
They. Bring you in with the 1st.
Stage. Yeah, and then there's fuckery.
This was stage 2, which was still wasn't bad.
It wasn't bad. It was different.

(01:41:37):
It wasn't bad. It was different.
Like how do you trick you in battle tools?
They trick you. In that.
Game listen. That was a good one though.
And people think that it's a certain type of game and they
don't even know and. Battleto's is always just
whatever it wants to be, but they do beat them up.
It's like it does whatever it wants.
All right, I got another one. I got one out of left field for

(01:41:57):
y'all Parappa the Rapper. It's not left field.
We know you like that game, man.No, no.
I. But a lot of people wouldn't say
it. Kick, punch, it's all in the
mind. Oh, that's the, that's the
first. Stage, first, stage, first
stage, it's all in the mind. It has so much charm that you
have to play that game if you you know if.
You I watch that. I like watching it.

(01:42:18):
I won't touch that game. Well, it's, but it's fun to
watch. If you do rhythm games, that
stage is why it's popular, because a lot of people don't
know anything about that game except for kick punch.
It's all in the mind. I used to be a lawyer.
I know, I know. That's my guy though, he's a
freaking. Onion it's such an oddball game.
An onion Kung Fu mask. This is drug induced.

(01:42:39):
But it's so catchy, and I would say the second stage is too.
But why these guys? Paper has to be catchy.
The paper, Yeah. That's the style of the game.
Yeah, this is PlayStation One. Yep.
PS1. Did a lot of crazy stuff on that
and look at how ugly right look.That's fucking idiot.
It's funny you will show this game to like a pick 50 gamers.
They'll be like what? The fuck is this?

(01:43:03):
That's. The funny part about this game,
they'll get this shit out of my face looking at this.
I miss Sony being this creative though, like they wouldn't even
try to. Come no, they wouldn't do it.
They wouldn't do it, which sucks.
It's all about no, Yeah, it's. All behind the back though all.
The. Camera.
Dude, all jokes aside, this thatthis type of stuff is like, what
makes game it cool? Yeah.

(01:43:23):
It's just it's different, you know?
You don't want the same, oh, open world game, everyone looks
like, you know, real people. I don't want that.
No, I don't want that. Yeah, I like it when they take
risks. Do try something new, do some
silly shit, you know? This doesn't cost much for that.
No, no, no, no. It just takes the creative look
at that and they this is not real.
Oh no, they. But it was catchy.
Charlie Mac, they were definitely on some strong shit

(01:43:45):
to make this game. I get the little like some shit,
the little onion. That's why I like to watch it.
I'm like, what nonsense am I about to watch?
That's why they bought it back in.
The second Why is there a deer head?
On the deer head is just chilling on the wall for the.
Deer head that's not even. Needed.
You don't understand the significance of the deer.
Oh man, there's a back story to the deer head.
Oh, I know that. Yeah, there's lore.

(01:44:07):
You gotta get ahead of the game,they.
Made two of them, right? Damn, they made two of them
right? Yeah, it's okay, I do remember
them. Me also was a spin on public.
That's fucking games. Also had a dope.
It's a good one, man. That that's fucking a good
person. It's a good one.
Tire Bow. I'm gonna go back to this series
again because not enough respectto this particular game, but
they had two great. They split it in two and it had

(01:44:29):
two great intro levels. What's that?
That smell, Gear Solid 5, GroundZeros and Fan of pain.
Not that long ass, yeah. That was.
Gonna happen. That was a great no and.
You're crawling on the ground. No, no, no.
The thing I'll tell now the reason why it was great though,
because it plays nothing like the rest of the game.
Yeah, it was supposed. To be it plays nothing.

(01:44:51):
You're hiding on the bed. You.
Crawl on the ground for half an hour, Slow as hell.
Yes. I couldn't.
I thought of it and I was like, I can't give that number one
first stage. You you got an eye patch over
your eye. You're dressed in like what they
call those gowns they give you at the freaking hospital gown,
OK, the gowns, whatever, like that.
And it's like you're going through it's it was it was
crazy. It was crazy.
Then you had the guy at the end in flames and then you got to

(01:45:12):
freaking shoot the shooting the pipe to get the water out like
it was crazy. It was, it was, it was, it was
tense. So yeah, it was tense after what
Snake been through. I give you that I like that part
of the game better than. The IT was a cool.
I wouldn't say all that, but it was like it plays nothing like
the game doesn't play they. Did a bait and switch though man

(01:45:32):
that's the only problem that's. Yeah, they said this part has
story and then they took it away.
No, no, no. Yeah, it started off the story.
No Act 2. They ruined it.
Not like and. Then they fired Kajima and that
was it. Yeah, actually I would have gave
it. Listen, I would have gave it to
you if you said the first part of the game.
I'm God, I was getting to that. I was getting that, yeah.
That. Ground Zeros though that first

(01:45:52):
part 0 demo that was that was awesome.
That's the game is. Awesome from a gameplay
perspective, that was a great that was that was an awesome
intro to how Metal Gear adapted to the the open world.
I'll give you that format. So that was it was very
addicting. And that was such a freaking
trick. Very cinematic.
The game wasn't bad at all. 'Cause you think it's gonna be

(01:46:14):
this. Yes.
It is Well, the game did play like round.
No, it's it did. I mean fan plane, fan plane the.
Story. Phantom Pain plays like Ground
Zeros. I'm just saying there are sides
that plays like it. You'll collect something, you
call the helicopter back. That's that's.
No, but the the, no the. No, it's not this.
The cinematography, like the theway this was set up was, that

(01:46:37):
was a lot. Different man Ground Zeroes is
one stage and it's a great. If it was a bunch of, if it was
a 5, was like a bunch of little mini like sandbox, like like
Ground Zeros, like what it is, There's no, no, it's not.
It's a. Big open world with different
bases and outposts and stuff like that you're.

(01:46:57):
Doing a three DPSP game? No that was not the same.
Collecting people, putting them on your ship?
No. Come on man, you get those big
freaking the cargo moves to yourbase.
Point is. Me, that's enough.
Controversial. We're gonna go.
There you go. That was.
What do you got? It got people angry.
We're gonna go with Halo Combat Evolved, OK, Halo one.

(01:47:22):
Oh, it's the first. One first stage, first one.
First stage was good you. Pop out that pod, you get your
your calibration done, and then you go into war.
What a pistol. Yeah.
And then like this, the first first person shooter, that's
fun. Damn.
Pretty much. Pretty much.
You forgot about Doom. Yeah, man.
Oh. Nah, it wasn't 2016.

(01:47:44):
You know. Like hold on a second bro yo, I
was. Waiting for AL's turn.
I'm like, where's this freaking serious?
Come on man. I never liked.
That. Paved the way for all these.
I never liked that. It did.
It didn't run in 60. I we cut Sky Man.
I went on this one. It didn't run in 60.
I can't play. They're the sticks.
Hate man, they're like is crazy it got.

(01:48:04):
Remastered. I think the remastered version
goes to 60. Yeah, this game, pretty sure,
Yeah, playing through the campaign, it's like, all right,
cool. You get a, you get a taste of
the enemies that you're going tofight, and then this guy it
goes. Doesn't look bad.
A couple stages in, it goes leftand you're just like, oh.
It still holds up, Man, it doesn't look bad.
Man, it doesn't look bad. It might be the remastered one,

(01:48:25):
no? Is it maybe?
No, no, it. Doesn't say it.
Yeah, my man. Still like this?
He said, Oh yeah, he's had. A square.
No, it doesn't say remastered. Actually.
Looks good. I was looking at the title I'm
like didn't say remastered. That still looks good.
Xbox was holds up some power man.
Yeah, man. Ninja Gaiden on Xbox that's.
Yeah, that's no Ninja Gaiden on Xbox.
Looks, it still holds up. Actually very good.

(01:48:47):
It still holds. Up now when you look at the
rematch tool, is that out now but well.
Yeah, Halo one. Hello.
He's good. Yeah.
It's not a good first. Yeah, well, since somebody
badmouthed it, I'm going to say hey, Doom 2016, Doom the.
The reboot. That's fine.
And then, and then just stare athim.

(01:49:08):
Stare at him the whole time. No, I said 2016 didn't happen
yet. When?
I said, oh man, that's like great.
It's like doom bitch. That's.
Great. No, that was a they're.
All good, man. I mean, they're all good, but.
Wolbenstein. No, the Doom 2016, what I liked
about it was that they did the storytelling like it was
optional and it was like hidden in the game.
Like you, you pick up your helmet and stuff and that was

(01:49:29):
it. They didn't tell you anything.
But there is there is lore and there is story if you want that.
And you can find it. You can find it in the game
yeah, but they they ingeniously did it.
They're like mixed it in the gameplay.
If you want it, if you just wantto shoot and just mindless
shooting, you can do it also. But it was, it was awesome, man.
And then freaking no, not havinga reload button or anything like

(01:49:52):
that, like you, you have to melee to get ammo.
You have to melee to get freaking health.
It's it's freaking crazy, man. It was a it was a dope concept
and I'm excited for what is it, the doom, the dark ages, the,
the, the medieval. That's insane.
I'm excited for that one, man. That looks like meathead chunks
flying everywhere. Like we had the Rygar freaking
shield man, You could throw that.

(01:50:13):
Shit, I was like. Oh my God this shit looks
awesome. Oh, he's Captain America.
Pretty much miracle. And it has like a has like a
chainsaw like like blades on theon the thing too.
So you could use it as like a. As a melee.
Yes. Nice.
How many more does everyone have?
I have a couple. 'Cause I can do at least like 3

(01:50:33):
rounds. Yeah, you know what?
I'm gonna have six. I've, I got, I have 8:00 left.
I got 6 left. So what I'll do 'cause someone,
someone just made me like think of a couple things like fuck, I
have 6. So I'm gonna do three in one
round. So in the next two rounds, just
cut it. I'll do three.
OK, I'll do three. Or if you want me to do 4, go
ahead 200. Wow.

(01:50:56):
Yo 4 yo that's that's actually. Yeah, do.
That. So I'll do.
I'll do three. Yeah.
All right. So I won't put up one I'll do is
definitely Super Mario 3. That's a yes.
OK, that a great. 1st the introduction to the Raccoon
Power up. Change the game, that was.

(01:51:18):
Oh yeah, that was, you know, thefact.
That you the. Fact that you could hold koopa
shells? Yep, now and kick him in the
shit. On the first stage, can you go
in the background? Is that the second stage?
Third stage, first stage? You can.
Maybe the 1st? On the white blocks you can go
in the background maybe. Let's see.
Maybe third. That was the third number.
Thing. Well, the third.

(01:51:39):
Well, the overworld thing was also new.
Oh yeah, the overworld thing wasnew.
The actual first stage is the. This is.
It oh, there's the white. This is the first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that you duck down and
you do the raccoon. Yeah.
And they go and you got to kill everyone here and then you got
to go on that run. To go back siege.
That was a. Magic moment and here it goes
it's like wait, I could I could fly yo, that was crazy Yep it's

(01:52:00):
like I don't know what I'm playing now.
What is it? I think the craziest thing about
this game and why it was so big too is the the the advertising
of this game was. I saved the world.
This, this was not, I mean, they, they had a freaking movie,
the Wizard. It was basically a Nintendo
advertisement. But this game in particular was
like, it wasn't even out yet. And it, and I was in the movie.

(01:52:21):
But the funny crazy thing is like, you think of Part 1,
right? Yeah, Part 2 was a different
game. It was, you know, don't get
panic, right? So you're like, this is that.
And same thing with Zelda one. Zelda 2 wasn't anything like
Zelda 1. So they were doing that a lot
with their sequels. Yeah.
And this was like the real actual sequel to part one.
Yeah. And they Od'd with the power
ups. I like everything.
I like how each stage is the play.

(01:52:41):
They made it like a play. And they had like in the troll,
the curtain. And you have a like a overworld.
Like, what the fuck is this? Yeah.
It was Lost Worlds that was the true sequel.
Yo, get out of here, right? That was that was Mario
Brothers. Same game, though.
It was too tough. I played this shit in the arcade
first. I said what the fuck?
Really. Yeah, it was like it was.
Yeah, it was Rider. And Super Mario 3.
And actually, it was Rostein. And there was another What the

(01:53:04):
fuck was that other game? It was like a dungeon crawlers,
like 3-4 players. It's fucking sucked.
It was that barbershop. It was right.
You could play Super Mario 3 or that.
I forgot what it was. No, it was Super Mario 3 and it
was Festus Quest and it sucked. Oh, Festus Quest.
I remember, I remember cousin ofmine, a lot of people like a lot
of people like Festus Quest. But no, it wasn't.
Yeah, no, but Super Mario 3 it. Was I think it was super.

(01:53:29):
Mario Three had a dope first stage that was a dope first
stage introduction to hey, checkout this dope ass power up boom.
Better than Supermire worth. Person what's the other the
other one here Oh shit, keep forgetting that we're doing so
the other one I have. And while you were talking about
Batman Arkham, I said fucking Batman for the NES.
Dude, are you? Kidding.
Me are you? Kidding me?
That's the only stage. Yo, yeah, ain't no one talking

(01:53:51):
about no other stage. No one's talking about any other
stage in that game except for the first stage.
That's all. You got the track, dude.
Come on man, that's all you can do.
The track was so dope. They use it for another Batman
game on the fuck I remember I was charged when I saw this
shit. The Batmobile and.
Then he was. He was purple, yes.

(01:54:11):
Background was black and he was purple.
I've never seen no purple ass purple man what the fuck?
I mean he was Bluetooth. And he purple and blue, he
punched people, the explosions. Like.
I mean, you know, it was Batman though.
Batman. Killed him.
He killed everybody, yeah. This game was so.
Hard for no reason for no reason.
We came close to beating no, notjust the first stage, but the

(01:54:32):
second stage just. The first stage, that's it.
You beat the game if you beat the first stage.
Just more jumps. And if I think.
More. Jumps.
I would play the first stage nowand that's it.
Yeah, I'm not playing anything. Just joining Cecilius.
Yeah. That's right.
That's the same. Same with that though, I could
say. That and well, I mean, you kind
of just ruined my list. Appreciate that.
So I was going to say, anything else you want to reveal?

(01:54:53):
What you can. Say, I mean I'm.
Forced to now, I was going to talk about something else, but.
That was a great first level, yes, but.
Out of order, we. Don't know, but Journey is
Sicilius is like the same exact thing as Batman.
I think it's Sillius, right? It's Sillius.
I don't know why I said Sicilius.
It's not 2S S right? It's 1S.
During two Sicilian pizzas. It's a Sicilian pizza I would
like. Sicilian pizza.
That's not bad, right? Now, but everyone knows if
anyone's played Batman or Journey to Sicilius.

(01:55:15):
They were kings of they. Know the first stage.
They know that track you beat, you beat that.
Beat Batman. Yo journey is silly.
Yo, you get a you get. I beat Batman for the NES 2
Joker Boss is hard as hell. I beat him with a battering.
It took so much freaking hits with that thing.
That's what the game gene was made for.
Yeah, those games. Those games.

(01:55:36):
No, that those those for those are typical like dope stages
that like false advertise, they're like.
They don't even need an end. They don't even need an ending.
You just need to get the first stage.
That's game killing glitch at the middle of the game.
No one would ever know. Jared, this is to silly is this
has one of the best tracks, besttracks in an opening stage I've

(01:55:58):
ever heard. It's no, it's extremely cheap.
It's it's full of cheap Sunsoft,right?
Yeah, it's Sunsoft. Yeah, same shit.
This is Batman in disguise. It's the same thing for real.
So this is Bruce Wayne with a gun running?
Yeah, it's Bruce Wayne. Probably Batman.
It's the second stage. They probably didn't saw it.
Wow, they just reskinned it flipped the.

(01:56:20):
Game. Flipped the game.
They reskinned it. Last stage of Batman is the 1st
and then and then it's the opposite.
Hove in the building. Wow.
What up? Yo, what up?
Yeah. I'm trying to do the laugh.
What? No.
I can't laugh like Jay-Z. Don't.
Never do that again. Don't try it.
Don't try it. Don't.
Try it. Don't try.
It no you can't. I'll get it, I'll get it.

(01:56:43):
I will. Chop your chest.
Like freaking Ric Flair. All right, so those are your
three. Those are my quick three, all
right. Let me hit you with three here.
Actually, do I have to do 2? I'll do 2 panda dragon damn it.
Yeah, you took one of mine. You.
Can chime it. Yeah, yeah.
That game was magic that made mebuy one.

(01:57:04):
I did not buy a sand but it mademe want to buy a sand that was
expensive machine. And you know what the remake did
that first stage? Very nice.
It's so peaceful. And it feels.
So good because at the time there was nothing like that.
No game was like that and the music was not like anything
you've. Ever it was, it was so peaceful,
like the music was just. Soothing.

(01:57:25):
It felt very good. And otherworldly, though, yeah,
no, maybe there was a fantasy world.
And like, I've never seen you're.
Engrossed. And it look, I mean look at it,
it's like that CG is whoa. Is that saga that saga?
That saga. Saga.
That's great. No Is.
It no that's. Saga.
That's the first one though. Saga.
I could tell by the no, you're right, it's not bad.
I could tell by his design. Bad title.

(01:57:45):
We know our Saturn, you know, I'm saying we know our Saturn.
That's. The lead character edge right
there. Man ohh we dropped the name on
them. Name dropping.
On this day. Say, you know, OK, that's not
that. It was not.
That's. Definitely.
But yeah, just wait. If you Fast forward to the game
part and it's it's old looking now, but at the time and it's
it's one of the best intro stages.

(01:58:07):
And the remake? Because it introduced you to the
entire dragon world that they had on.
Yeah, it was. So cool, I.
Remember that demo? I was like I play that demo.
Like on the rematch? Craving more after that demo.
What is? What did I just fucking?
Watch and it definitely needed the rematch there and I'm glad I
got it. Yeah, it's smooth.
Oh yeah, great. That doesn't even look bad.
Really, It doesn't. Look that bad looks.

(01:58:28):
Like an early PC game. 3 looks worse.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Ender Graphics is hit and miss back
then, but yeah, first stage is pretty damn dope.
They use Charlie, Max said. They use a real orchestra.
Yeah, it definitely shows. Oh yeah, it's.
And then we used to, we were used to stuff sound in like chip
tunes. Yeah, like.
What the hell? It just was something bigger,

(01:58:50):
the CD change in. Sound like chip tunes.
Actually, that's a fucking firststage too.
Yeah, you're. Supposed to be a fan, What's the
other games? Oh, I just said one actor is it?
How about? I say you might as well jump in.
Oh God, just say it now. That first stage is.
Incredible. That's a good one.
Yeah, if you figure out how to get to it, because you got to do
a certain thing to get to the first stage.
Otherwise you're just sitting upin the air and they're like what

(01:59:11):
is this? What is this role-playing SIM
City type game? It ain't no idea.
But if you do figure out how to get to the first stage, that
music is freaking phenomenal. And that's when it sound like an
orchestra. Yeah, that's not the stage.
I was. Like what the hell?
Although I remember the music there too, but that is not the
stage. That actually makes me mad.

(01:59:31):
Chubby Cherub. Yeah, chubby cherub.
That's never mind. That's probably why it gets me
mad. It might be a chubby cherub, but
I don't like chubby cherub at all.
There we go, that game. Well, yeah, this is the stage
here. It's amazing.
And what else? And it's Stella Blade.
One of it's just like Near's entrance, intro entrance
entrance. Sounds like is it a wrestling?
Entrance. She makes it interesting.

(01:59:53):
But yeah, the beginning of that game, things flying from the
air, blowing up on a planet you're running.
It's war going on, dude. It's one of the best intros of a
game I've seen. And there's a lot of stuff
going. All the people you came down
with are getting blasted. You're like, yo, what is
happening to my squad? Same.
Like, I'll tell you what's happening, Chaos.
Pain. But the music in this game also

(02:00:15):
like it's a lot going on first stage.
Oh, Co-op. Oh, who's that?
Co-op Co. OP, now she's there to help you
learn how to play. Look at that.
Co-op. Co-op.
Yeah, yeah, this is awesome intro.
Turbo. Let's see, see.
Shout out to hope he supports the J laugh.
Guys, look at that, right? Now he's.
Talking about Jason. He's talking about Jason's laugh
all. Right, no one threw this out.

(02:00:37):
I'm surprised this is one of thebest intro stages.
God worth 3. Yeah, yeah, it's on my list,
man. Yeah.
Has one of the best I think the whole series has great freaking
intro stages. Though that intro in particular.
I don't want to show it 'cause Idon't want to ruin it for chalk.
Yeah, it's like first stage. Yeah, yeah, he has to play it.
Who didn't fucking? He never fucking looked at it.
First stage piece of shit you see.
The longest. Another one I'm going to go

(02:00:59):
with. I'll run off a couple.
Go ahead. Guardian Heroes has a great
intro. Yeah, that does.
They're sitting at the table for, you know.
That's actually pretty dope. Yeah, that's a dope one.
Nope, they start lighting the whole thing on fire.
They gotta leave their hideout and they're just fighting in
the. Serena out there?
Yep, I love. I love that stage.
Serena Applebum. Let me see.
Dude, you need to get like slapped like like.
Really. So sorry.

(02:01:19):
The jokes just keep coming, man.That's not a joke.
That's not even a joke. Oh I like he could throw them
straight in the air and fucking love that.
I love this game card. What was the other one?
Turbo? Chuck and Dale rescue Rangers.
No, that's a great one. I was thought of that too.
I didn't think of that. I thought of it.
I thought of it, but there's a lot of games, yeah.
But yeah, that chuckles is. Good.

(02:01:40):
I wouldn't speed run that game so bad.
No, it's like 20 minutes Yeah, yeah, that game.
But it's. Awesome, but it's awesome.
Oh, it's great. There's.
Still holds up. Fact that there's no remake is
crazy. It's a group.
Of music on the first stage though.
But it's amazing. It's it's silly.
It's a silly track. It's a silly.
Track It's a better game than itshould be Some.
People make it seem way it's like a that it is.
It can be, it can be. We play a lot of fuckery back in

(02:02:02):
the day. So that's how you could hide
under the box thing. Yeah, pick it up.
If you have somebody who never plays games playlist, they'll
die. No, they'll die too.
Yeah, because I got to pick stuff up and throw them.
I like, I love that mechanic. Yeah, I missed this game.
Now this is like perfection. This perfection.
This first stage perfection was awesome.
Perfection. When I play, I was just like,
what? I'm like, this is Capcom was on
the roll during this time man. Perfection.

(02:02:24):
No. This was such a good game.
I'm like having flashbacks. I'm like, this was such a good
game. I want a new one.
Nothing. Bad about this last stage was
awesome too with the with the music.
The music was out of control. It's not like Mega Man music.
Yeah, I was like, this game is better than it was supposed to
be. That's a good one.
Really, really good. OK.
And yeah, that's it for me. I think that's it.
That's it. I got two more, so I got.

(02:02:45):
I got. One more we got one more round
so. One more round quick.
Quick round, yeah. Yeah, we got Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles, the arcade game. I was about to say.
Teenagers. Yeah, I was about to say maybe
the. Maybe that part.
Wow, I love that part. No, the first stage in arcade is
a shit game. Oh yeah, that was amazing.
Mad fun. That was amazing.

(02:03:06):
I owe you, man. I I I don't think I ever got
more excited for an arcade game till I saw this game.
Yeah, I I flames, man. Look at that.
I just. It's fucking amazing.
So. Four players just chucking, just
chucking them. Yep.
And of course. Oh, yeah.
What else? I can't.
I can't. I can't Leave this one out.
X-Men, the arcade game. Yeah, that first stage.

(02:03:28):
Six players. Me and Jerry, not too bad.
Yo, I don't know. Why?
JB hang on this game bro. I thought you were gonna say
Metamorphores. I know right?
That is a good intro, but. You said this game of.
Course it is. I mean, metaphor it is.
It's not on, it's on your list. It's not on your list actually.
Oh shit. It is now.
Yeah, throwing it on now man. It is now.

(02:03:50):
Yo the hate is like crazy. They sound like a Mace right
now. It just let with that land.
This game in the arcade seeing the six players fighting like so
many mini Sentinel robots. Bro come.
On You've never seen the six players you seen A6 play.
There goes the hate again. Hate is crazy.

(02:04:13):
Hate is. Crazy.
This guy I want to say maybe. You haven't played a multi this.
Guy hate is cry. Played in six players.
I've seen the six. Players, guys, the power of hate
is really strong. Yeah, like say the timeout and
say good timeout sticks. Needs to be stopped.
No, no, it's overrated. What do you mean overweighted
house? Oh my.

(02:04:34):
God. Old ass 80s suits my God.
No, those suits are fire, dude. Dazzler.
Alright, Dazzler. Well, the hate is great.
Man is the ultimate hater. Got to make AX Men 97 man the
arcade. X-Men 97 didn't even exist with
what you talking about. Right now I'm saying that's the
one I'll accept like that. Wow, there you go man.

(02:04:56):
Wow, there you go, there you go.You know they threw on the 90
suits towards the end of the of of X-Men 97 right?
Ohh no my bad. There was the 70 suits.
X-Men 97. I watched the I watched that
first. I was.
You upset chalk dude? So mad, so naked.
Before the metamorphic forces fire.
How you could kick them while they're down.

(02:05:17):
Yeah, yeah, just like an X-Men. Yeah, you can hit them all.
They're down, Yeah. The pride of whatever the fuck
that show was, that's what it was called.
Pride of the yeah, pride of the X-Men, I remember.
That's what that was based on that I know that failed for a
reason. Yeah, we gotta put that on the
channel. I'm accept the haters, drunk.
Seriously. What is wrong with?
You, I know, get under your skin.

(02:05:38):
I know the good under your skin.Is fine, Jesus, don't worry.
So anything else? Rattle the chalk cake.
That was three. That was three.
You. Had that.
That's right. God, the X-Men arcade is better
right now. It's better than the NES X-Men
first. Stage Like every other stage in
the game, you got all. Right, so.
All right, let's get this train back on track here.

(02:05:59):
Come on. Jesus.
Christ, gotta get off the hate train.
Yeah, yeah, the hate train is where he lives.
He's like Choo Choo. I'm back on the train.
What do you no man. What's the game?
You're not derailing me, man. All right, what you got now what
you got? Now Dead Space.

(02:06:19):
Dead Space, damn it. Fuck.
That's talking about. This and most specifically Dead
Space 2. OK, the reason why I say, and I
don't no spoilers, it takes place directly the instant after
first after the first game. First one.
I stream like A and it's on stream and the pacing of it,
it's like literally tension through the entire game.
There's no break. I'm taking my time.

(02:06:40):
There is no break and it's awesome though.
It's awesome when you get through it because it's makes me
so uncomfortable. It's the same.
It's it's what they did with Evil within two.
I love that game. It's very similar as far as
pacing but Oh my God, turn up to11 man.
I'm crazy. Good.
The Last of Us. Damn it, I was on my list.

(02:07:02):
Yeah, my last one and two, but one in particular one.
Intro was crazy. Yeah, that got me emotional,
man. That was that was one star.
That was the craziest. One dude.
That was a crazy intro even though even though we roast them
all the time for not playing it,he played like the 1st 15
minutes. Retro Ralph.
Oh yeah, that's right. He was shook from the the intro.
He said yes. It's one of the most important

(02:07:24):
parts of a game, all the. Fuck is going on, I think, I
think people with kids too, people with kids that really
that will get them, that will get them every time.
And let's see here, Resident Evil 2 remake or the original
remake both. I mean the both like remake, God

(02:07:44):
damn. The remake is, I mean, they've
got damn, they're both different, obviously, but.
That intro is pretty sick too. They forget remake the original,
the convenience store. I was like Jesus.
Christ, I remember the beginningof the Oh no, were you in the
streets? Yes, but the the beginning of
the of Part 2, the original where you could choose which
character you wanted to be Jill or you want to be.
Leon. Claire or Leon, right?

(02:08:05):
Claire. I'm sorry.
No. Claire.
No, No. Claire.
Yeah, it's Claire and Leon. Claire and Leon.
Yeah. But that that concept alone was
like, you could play, you could play Resident Evil with a
different character and it's twodifferent campaigns.
It's like in the same area. Whatever.
Dope, Dope, dope, dope. But yeah, Resident Evil 2IN
General I guess where there's a remake or the freaking original

(02:08:26):
both of them are. If you never, I wouldn't agree
what it would be like if you never played a Resident Evil and
you played in that gas station for the first time.
Yeah, in part in the remake. Awesome, awesome.
And you won't introduce to a zombie.
Until then, you've got a. Whole lot of noping.
Hell yeah, it's free. The lighting and everything's so
freaky. Yeah, free.
Whole lot of Nope. That's all I got for this round
and then we have the last round.So how many you got left?

(02:08:49):
3/3 Remember I said 3:00 and then I have 12345 left.
So I'll do 2 and then I'll do the last round.
I'll keep 3 for less. So this is the last round.
So get all the get just everything, everything out.
This is. It all.
Right I got Prince of Persia lost crown No, that shit that
shit throws you right that's a good one throws you right in to

(02:09:09):
the fucking action. I said what is going on
instantly love the gameplay, love what was was happening.
The fucking other characters youinteract with are doing shit in
the background flying in you're talking to him and then you
fight the boss at the end fucking dope, really really
dope. So I I love that intro altered
beast man, I love altered beast intros.

(02:09:33):
I I love the intro stage. I always loved the intro stage
it was. Power.
Yeah, it was. Simple, right?
To the point. Got you, You know.
Yeah I'd love the fuck out of that first stage man.
It it sets up the the tone for the game.
Also have the same vein as AlterBeast Golden Axe.

(02:09:57):
Golden Axe's first stage was theshit.
I like fighting those two big fucks at the end with the the
hammer That that that always wasvery, very dope.
It's like you fight your, you know, regular corny ass enemies
in at the beginning of the stageand you could either.
It's a good first stage. Yeah, you use the the the I
don't even know what you call them.
No, Yeah, no, that sound is crazy.
You use the animal to kill the people at the beginning and but

(02:10:18):
like, you see the two dudes justwalk down, you're like, oh shit.
I always like to greet them witha under thrust.
Yeah, when they're walking in, you hit them with a under
thrust. But I love the first stage of
Golden Axe. Last two.
One of them's a little different, but this one Jay will
probably laugh at Mario 20. I love the intro of that game.

(02:10:39):
Really. You, you fall out of the fucking
the door at the top. Yeah.
And you fall straight down, remember?
Oh, I love it. I love.
Exactly. See, I remember the music, but I
don't remember the music. I don't remember how.
It started and we used to fuck and we.
Used to make fun of our friend Steve with that song.
Steven is cool, but it's hard tokeep clean.
You know? That shit was cool, but it's
hard to keep clean Shit was. Wow, poor Steven.

(02:11:01):
Yeah, yeah, we used to roast them all the fucking time, but
they sorry, Steve. He's got a lot of emotional
trauma. You guys, he deserved it.
He deserved. It there was something about the
first stage. I love the first stage of the
fuck? Was it really hard to keep
clean? No, he was actually.
No, he just. Wanted snacks?
Yeah, he always wanted. He always wanted snacks.

(02:11:21):
Yeah, he got me. Snacks and the last one I have
on here. Actually you could pick the
first stage but it didn't matterwhat first stage it was.
Mega Man 2, Mega Man, Mega Man 2, it did not fucking matter
what the first stage was, it did.
It was still dope. Man X had the first stage you.
Had Mega Man that's. On my list.
That is definitely an amazing for but Mega Man stop ruining

(02:11:45):
for other people keep you down. Right.
Like stealing people's. That's true any stage you can
pick. Air man Bubble man, Crash man
still quick man Flash. Man, do not pick quick man
first. It's a nightmare, but still the
the music is still. Except the heat man's a bad
first stage. Like anybody else, just can all
be first stages. Yeah, and you know, it's crazy.

(02:12:05):
The first stage that I always picture is, is.
No, it's not even. This is the flash man, Flash
man. I would always pick first.
Flash man. I would.
Yeah. It's just 'cause he looks, he
looked closest to like Mega Man.I was like alright, how hard is
this? This stage the 1st qualified
stage. Because because that kills
everybody, yeah, that that the, the metal will kill almost
everybody. Should I?
So. This is so unfair.

(02:12:26):
But yeah, that's that's my list for now all.
Right, well, I saw in the chat you know the name Conan or
Conan, which is how we used to say it.
Which means I got to say Rostan because I wasn't on my list.
But Rostan's first stage supposed.
To be a fan. Well, listen, that's on the
list. Rostan's first stage, great

(02:12:49):
stage. I'd rather just play that than
the whole game over and over andover.
You. Don't want to deal with
anything. Else the music there's no but I
mean all the music of the game is the same music basically.
Avatars let me sign. Yeah, I don't listen.
It's funny because it's the SegaMass system I like better than
this one. That's the arcade, right?
Yeah. It's arcade.
Yeah, it's the arcade. But I only familiarize myself
with the the Nazis. The one.

(02:13:10):
But under thrust was so tight. The whole game is tight, he.
Said. But that first stage is amazing.
I'm in SO because you took Last of Us.
That was my finale Blastmaster. For me, that's a good first
stage. I don't even play that game but
I like the first stage. First stage I love how they just
blast your car up into the size roller and then you go to the

(02:13:30):
over. And the music, yeah, the music
is good. Music is crazy, but the way they
changed the gameplay on you, similar to how Neil Automata
did, It's a game that you didn'trealize was in there.
But yeah, it's it. I I play that first stage all
time. And then turn off every time.
And then I'm a turn off. Fuck this.
I get to the second, second stage, then I get to like the

(02:13:51):
the end of that one. But such a weird story.
Yeah. And you know what?
What's funny? And a Japanese one.
That's not the story really. Nothing to do.
With it you don't get weird. Games like this.
Unless it's indie. Unless it's indie Who?
In America said, All right, metafight, we're going to change the
storyline into a frog that fallsinto a hole.
You chase them. But.
Japan thought America was stupidso they had to rewrite the

(02:14:15):
story. Man that's funny.
I could hear the sound effects in my head.
Yeah, now the first days is amazing in this game.
Yeah, this is a good pick. Yeah, that's nice.
Match is dope. And last quick one is the
messenger because of. The music.
Oh God. The music in that first stage is
best in the game. Messengers, even though it has
great no last stage, last stage,last stage, I love the last.

(02:14:35):
Stage. Well, you got ways to get there
I. Love that last stage.
As the beginner stage, though, that music kicked you in there
is ridiculous. It's another Ninja guy.
Yeah, yeah, it's one of the best.
It's one of the best, but it's it's so weird, but it works.
And they did it the same. This is Ninja Gaiden.
There's a huge influence on these games and that first stage

(02:14:56):
is really important. It's just in your head.
It's just constantly in your fucking head.
Yeah. Hard game, but it's dope stuff
man, those ninja games. What you got?
I got Ragar. Good.
There you go. I'm glad somebody said it, Rigo.
Rigo. Rigo first stage.

(02:15:18):
First stage, Yes, absolutely. Every stage is the scene.
No, that that that first track. That's Rigo.
What for Nintendo? Yeah, no, yeah, not the arcade.
No, no, no fucking. No fucking arcade.
OK, just probably I'm thinking arcade every stage.
I I only think of one track in this game.
I feel like the game only has one track as it is to be.
Honest, dude, I never beat this game.
This game is tough, tough. But I thought I like the first

(02:15:41):
stage. I like the music on it.
I thought it. Sounded like a Superman theme.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love.
This Rygar was good, another oneI have tough.
Kind of similar to other ones that were said, but I gotta get
these two out 'cause I had greatfirst stages.
Song 2 at a great first stage. Yeah, song 2, I think it was
better than Sonic the first songs first stage.

(02:16:03):
I think I liked it better. I was I was excited and I just
did. Song 2's hit me more.
Song 2's don't though. Sonic 1 is classic and legendary
but song 2 is like I don't. Remember 2's first stage?
He was also a little bit faster too when he ran.
So it just like the last process, the velocity, the.
Velocity he had the the spin dash also.
Yeah, he got spin dash and he moved faster.
The first stage was probably better.

(02:16:24):
The music was better than one. You think of.
What on the first stage? On the 1st.
Stage Emerald Hill Zone I think was is the name of the stage I
had. A good music I had a good track,
but like Green Hills is just Greenhill.
Yeah, that's. Just.
Like I still think of this as Greenhill.
Because it technically is. It technically is Greenhill.
The same thing to me. And Mega Man X4 had a great

(02:16:47):
intro stage. Game.
I went I was watching Mega Man X4 a couple days ago and I said
what, Why, Where is it, Is it over there 'cause I can't find
it. Saturn.
Yeah, Saturn. Oh, I it's like my favorite Mega
Man game. Yeah, that's I think.
It's expensive. The hell.
It's on the collection. If you get the, I think it's on
the. It's on the first X collection.
I think it's on the first X collection switch.

(02:17:09):
On the switch, get out of here. Yeah, it's. $2.00 How much, how
much it's? Cheap they're on they you
probably pick it up for like 10 bucks.
It goes on sale all the time. I got both of them. 4 was.
I got Mega Man Mega Man X. Classic now. 4 was so.
Good. Yeah, 4 was fun.
It was like Mega Man 2. I love this.
The first stage though, great first stage.

(02:17:29):
Yeah, Mega Man X4 to me is how Mega Man 2 was.
Yeah, yeah, that, that's how and.
Then 1 is like 3 basically, yeah.
Then the rest are like 6. Mega Man C It's awful.
Mega Man 6 wasn't a bad game. You know, a lot of people have
been saying that. A lot of people, A lot of people
like Mega Man X. Six when I first played Mega Man

(02:17:49):
X6I hated I revisited and accepted for what it was.
Play it over the right way whereyou pick the stages right and
you know it's it's it's it is dope, though.
It is like it is a great game inits own right, though, but Mega
Man 6 classic, it's still a great game.
Do you? Have any other in the list?
I like it better than 9 and 10. Let me see TV. 8-9.

(02:18:09):
Times 9 times. I'm not a big fan.
Let me see. No, that's it.
That's it. OK, those are all of them.
Chalk. All right, we're going to start
with one of my favorite games, Devil May Cry 5 at First Stage
Intro. Yes, it was.
The first stage of that was pretty good.
First stage was mad fun. That was good.

(02:18:31):
Like you get reintroduced to Nero and his new abilities
because he got his arm chopped off.
Brother Nero. Like how you get your arm
chopped off and you're like halfeven delete bro, what are we
doing here? But anyways, so yeah, he's and
he's going through just fightingthose those easy enemies.
You get reacquainted to the game, you're learning all the
mechanics. Again, it's not Resident Evil 2.

(02:18:51):
Nah bro, yes. Resident Evil 2 Yes, it looks
just like it. And yeah, and you're like back
in it. It's like Devil May Cry 5.
Welcome back. Nice.
And my last game is a game that failed miserably, but it has and
I know the campaign. Is ohh, I know exactly so.
Marvels. Avengers.

(02:19:12):
Yeah, is a great first stage. Say what you.
Thought you're gonna say crackdown.
Thought you were gonna say crackdown.
Dude, actually you. Love that reminded.
Me, I got one more game after this, but Avengers that opening
stage that were you would you have to use all of The Avengers
amazing. Sick no that.
Was that was an amazing introduction to the guy.

(02:19:33):
I found three man. You were just walking around
trying to find comics after thatstage.
What happened? Remember you and the chick
walking around that the convention?
Oh no. Oh yes, yes, yes, I was.
Like I thought that was the first. 1.
You thought you thought that's what I was talking about.
Wow, no. I.
Know it's oh man. Chase, like Chase got the hate
on on standby, dude, he's got that.

(02:19:54):
That's. The second stage, that's what,
yeah, thick layers and you have to use all The Avengers.
That was a good first stage. It was, yeah.
It was. It was great.
It was dope. And then of course, the first
gears, the opening to to Gears one that first stage.
Bruh, you're breaking Marcus. Oh, prison.
Yeah. And then?
I got to remember that. Was so long.
Yeah, it was a great. It was a long it.

(02:20:15):
Was an awesome first stage hold up.
Yeah, you got to throw that up. I got to like, I got to remember
the God, all this shit. I do vaguely remember this.
Yeah, and like, and this is my first time playing like a third
person shooter that had cut thathad like cover mechanics and I
was like, Oh my God, I'm I'm I'min war right now for.
Mechanics is well, they they invented the cover.

(02:20:36):
Mechanics are insane. Winbeck.
Winbeck they did have cover mechanics.
Yeah, I was just, I was this close to buying it.
I never played one back. And then they revealed.
Another game with the helicopterthat killed you.
But this game and you could command your.
I'm sorry, kill. Switch yes.
Did it have blind? Fire blind fire where you could
cut like your take cover and then you I'm saying this this

(02:20:58):
started like I've never seen it in any of the other games Kill
switch kill switch might have had it kill switch, I think had
it that came out before this yeah yeah, I fucked with kill
switch. I never.
Must switch. Tough game.
It's crazy how I remembered thatfucking name.
It just popped up in my head. And this game with the active
reload and you could command your command your unit.
Just had the chainsaw gun, that's all.

(02:21:19):
Yeah, that sold it. Oh, that's yeah, melee.
Chunky freaking. Beef.
Just skin grinded. Grind.
Paws. Grind.
Big men slapping beef. Big men slapping beef.
Wow. No bread, no tomato.
Yeah, that's what it was just. Oh no.
No. He said no water, no no bread.

(02:21:43):
Just. Booker T said.
He did it again. He did it again, No.
Bread. Just me.
That's his catch phrase. There what is wrong with?
Him. Chuck did.
Charlie Mack. Is he talking about Guardian
Heroes or Guardians of the Galaxy?
Guardian heroes, I assume? I just like Guardians.
I don't know. I don't know man.

(02:22:04):
That's right. Well, you meant to Guardian
heroes. Yeah, I.
Meant. Guardian Heroes.
I'm assuming he meant Guardian Heroes, not Guardian.
Guardians of the Galaxy have a good intro, just you played it
right. It was a really good game, just
period. I'm trying to remember the first
stage though and if I can't remember the first stage then
maybe it wasn't that horrible. But that game was fire.
Overall, what you got? Let me start now.

(02:22:28):
I'd be like, all right, that's now Earthworm Jim.
Oh, yeah. First stage, new Junk City.
First of all, the soundtrack. My favorite video game
soundtrack. I think it's in the top 10.
Shut up topic. Yeah man.
Shout out to Tommy, dude. Tommy Calorico.
Groovy. Groovy.

(02:22:50):
Damn, now this, damn this, this game just set the tone of like
how how you can make something silly but also be fun and
intriguing. And it was, it was, it was
totally out there, but it was freaking great.
And it was misleading. Yeah, 'cause it got it got
tough. Yeah, the game got tough.
Oh yeah, You go to hell and you're like the lawyers in hell.

(02:23:11):
This game got tough. Dude, this is almost like
Battletoads. But this, No, it's the same
thing. Yeah, very similar.
Yeah. You launch the cow, the first
thing you do is launch the cow. It's the.
Same category. Yeah.
It's it's it's interesting. It's it's out there man.
You could use your your body as a whip.
It's it's. Cricking hell, it's great.
The animation when you shoots the look at that the weapon.

(02:23:34):
It still looks. Good, it looks beautiful.
Still looks. So what happens when went out of
ammo with the gun like? You can't like.
You could whip with your. Your head could use your whip.
You shoot a little bit of bullet, like a burst, like a
burst a little. Bit but it also had at the same
time had one of the most frustrating stages of I've ever
played in video game history wasthe the water labyrinth.
The water labyrinth doesn't get it doesn't get easier.

(02:23:56):
No, it doesn't get easier. That was literally like 1/2 hour
just to get through it. Dude that's not even the worst
stage. Like no, it's hardest stages
later. No, punishingly punished.
They they punish you after. You can snap the dog over the
whole. That's a tough one, I.
Hate that stage and he gets mad and preach you.
Back. Oh my God, yeah, that's that's
Metal Gear Solid 1, the original. 10 which you know.

(02:24:17):
That that was. That first level 2 freaking
that's changed the I, well, thatwas the first I didn't think.
Experience. Yeah, I didn't think video games
could be cinematic like the. Water like that I.
Mean that was the first time seen like movie credits in the
beginning of the game. Yep.
Yeah, I was like, what the hell?This is a movie flat Polygon.
I mean, looking at it now, it's like wow.

(02:24:38):
But yeah, it was crazy. I.
Had no eyes. He had no eyes.
Yeah, his. Face was flat.
Their lips didn't move. This is a Polygon.
He had a mouth and a no. But the no cinematic though,
even though the framing and the and the composition everything.
Look at that, Chuck. Fart awesome, Chuck.
Fart awesome. Awesome.
Awesome, but it was good. And I should have ended off in
this one, but I mean, I have to.I have to end it off with.

(02:25:00):
That's great. My friend Pedro.
My friend Pedro. Oh, classic.
Why is there no sequel? I don't, I don't know.
Does he have another friend? He needs another.
Friend, he needs another. Friend.
He needs another friend and he'sfriends dude.
This game was dope. And I forgot how.
David. I forgot how I discovered this
game too. It was a trailer trailer.

(02:25:22):
Not I don't even remember the trailer in the trailer we saw
trailer for this. Did we?
Yes, it was like, oh, it's like a matrix shit.
Was that when we did NDE shop? Probably and.
That's how it goes because I'm like, I don't remember.
I don't have a memory of like how did I this was this was
very. Good parkour.
Parkour. But yeah, it has.
It has a bullet time. I had the bullet times, the

(02:25:44):
freaking silly, silly ass story Parkour.
But the way he starts off, man, it's freaking awesome, man.
Yeah. That first stage is streaking.
It was a good, really, really dope game.
Control scheme, everything was dope.
All right, you know what's messed up?
I wanted to put the Double Dragon Neon so bad, but I'm like
that's the second stage. Yeah, that's the second stage.
Fuck, it's not the first stage. I got two more.

(02:26:05):
Come on. All right, honorable mentions,
y'all. Yes.
Go for it. Go ahead.
I have obviously we should have said I should have said Final
Fantasy 7 Remake. OK.
Oh yes, we missed that one. I thought someone would say.
But I thought about it. I mean, you could say the
original but. Remake OH.
What'd you say? Come on, the remake the.
Remake the demo. When it came out as a demo, that

(02:26:26):
was that's. A crazy start to how to jump
into that game. You jump off the thing and
you're just fighting those, like, come on.
Yeah, yeah. The original Final Fantasy still
7. Oh yeah, that that intro Still,
yeah. I mean bite if you're comparing
it too. It's a different time though,
for the time that was. It's the same intro.
Mind blown, but it was mind blowing.
Intro Yeah, and Einheimer. Oh, that's a good one.

(02:26:48):
Yeah, and I forgot about that. Yes, it is so smooth.
Yes, it's so good. Well, it's so good, so good.
Wow, that's a that fun fact. That was the originating of
homing lasers. Homing.
Lasers. Homing lasers.
That was when Chalk first said. That also by square.
Yeah, Nobody realizes that it's from square.

(02:27:12):
Yes, my last two choices were square.
Now this is a dope. It's like dope dope and it's so
first stage, man, so futuristic.Still looks good, smooth, it
still plays good. Yeah, imagine if it had like
real time lighting now. Like, come on.
Now I gotta leave it like this. He's a remaster though.
No, I need this shit. Not leaving.
You got incredible. You gotta leave it like that.
And yes, Kev, it's already. Yes, Turbo.
It is 60 frames. Please go.

(02:27:36):
Please go. It's just a shame they probably
forgot they even had this game it's realized they have.
This. That's a good podcast topic.
How many companies forgot their games forgot?
Forgot. How many publishers and Segas
like, Well, listen, yeah. They don't know.
What are you gonna say We don't know.
We have Google y'all. How do you not know what

(02:27:57):
licenses? You have I think.
You should revisit this topic but in a different way stage. 2.
Like any stage in the game, that's super memorable.
Memorable stages, yeah, there was a memorable moments, so
that's kind of similar stages could be something.
'Cause they'll make I've. Got a couple.
Of any other honorable mentions that you guys got, I had.

(02:28:20):
Guardians of the Galaxy, If I'm remembering correctly, it's the
first mission is it's dope because I think you're trying to
hijack something and. I can't have that somewhere.
It's so good, like that whole game overall is so.
Good. I hear nothing.
I hear nothing but good things about that game.
But there's so good now. I thought about a stage, one

(02:28:40):
that I'm like, I really, really liked is Kid Icarus.
Dude, I love that first stage. I fucking love them.
It's. God, this first.
Right. Isn't that first stage the shit,
the music and the fucking stupidReaper chicken?
Whoa. Like the whole the layout and
everything. I love the first stage of that
game. Is that like the oldest game you

(02:29:00):
mentioned today? For you it might be that was the
early. No, that's early, early
Nintendo. That's like Metroid type shit.
Yeah, yeah, that's that might bethe oldest one.
Yeah, that could be the oldest game I mentioned, but yeah,
that's first. I always like the first stage of
that game. I could play it, the first stage
of that game right now and then I'll stop.
We'll have my NES cartridge now.Kitty.
Chris. Really.

(02:29:21):
I still have it. Yeah, it's a member.
See like I this I don't know howI love this stage I love this
take. I don't know what it is.
I love this stage dude Kevin, assist me on this.
You know I. Talk about it's a good, it's a
great stage. Oh, come on.
I almost put this on the list and like this is this is a good
it's a great first stage. It's a great first stage.
It's an honorable mention I like.
It like my blast mess. I can't be met.
Yeah. It's just.

(02:29:41):
It's like it's just something about it, man.
The music and the the sound, sound effects.
I love the sound effects of thatgame.
I never understood the upgrade system in that game.
Like he sometimes would walk into a freaking door and then
you can get like your arrows getstronger.
I never on this early game. Unlock early.
Early game? No one knows.
They, they, they gave credit cards though that, that I was
like, yo, what's his credit? Card.

(02:30:01):
Yeah, I think it'd be a crack. About this.
And then I'm like, I can't pay it off.
Just like in real life. I blame kiddie Chris.
Yeah, kiddie Chris. You ruined my life.
Wow, no one named any shooters like a like Time Crisis or How's
it a Day? I was thinking.
First stages. Ohh you mean light on rail
shooter? You mean like Cheadle?
Yes. Ohh no, those are great state.

(02:30:22):
No, actually. I mean, those are good on, those
are great. Those are good, honorable
measures. Those because they like the same
game the time. Crisis.
I was going to mention time soldiers.
Oh. That's just it's.
Time in the name Kevin, it's over.
Rambo. Rambo Masters.
All right. I think actually.
Actually Rambo 3 had a good for.Rambo 3 had a good first stage

(02:30:43):
actually. I think I saw that is.
Fucking solid dude. That game is solid.
Rainbow 3 was great. That is a fucking solid game
dude. I saw it on someone's channel,
they were like games forgotten and they bought out Rambo 3.
No, I just thought of something so good.
Another topic. We could do good first stages,
but the rest of the game is crap.

(02:31:07):
Getting deceived. I won't bite you on that.
No, because Battleto steals yourhappiness after.
The first no, it does. It's that's it.
That's a bait and switch, man. We might put it in endless.
The bait and switch I was thinking of best gaming finales
like the last stage into the last pause.
Like how they end the game. Like that?
Go without spoilers. Yeah, that's how that's a tough
one. But you can do like, you know,
the stages though, you know, youdon't have to tell who the boss.

(02:31:29):
Is you mentioned stuff that goes?
On I'm worried about turbo spoiling.
You'll spoil the fucking everyone's.
Doing it, do you remember? When this person died at the
end? Dude, somebody didn't spoil the
pocket. They spoiled the shit out of the
into something. I was like, dude, how could you
just blurt that out? I'm.
Sure they I'm sure they got a lot of unsubscriber.
I was so bad. If the game is old in like 1520
years old, you haven't been there yet.

(02:31:50):
That's all you. No, dude, he's not.
You don't spoil shit. No no, no, you don't spoil shit.
What you do? This is what you do, spoiler.
If you want to skip a minute or two, yes, go for it.
You give it. We're going to talk about this.
And five, you do it 4 right thenyou do it.
Yeah, say. Four blah blah blah or what?
Yeah, just happened. That's how you do.
It it was about no way out and Iwas like, dude, we was about to

(02:32:13):
play that and he just spoiled some shit.
I'm like. Oh.
No, I want to play that too. Spoil that.
Not that game. Yeah, that's.
Like how you going to say something that's like pivotal to
something at the end? I'm like, dude, you can't do.
That that's, that's, that's fucked up that.
Sounded cool and I'm like and forget.
The reveal for us, I wanna play.It was like, yeah, I.

(02:32:34):
Was like. We won't say anything.
I didn't. I'm glad I didn't see.
Stuff Yeah, if someone said oh, you ruined the ending of Double
Dragon 2 for me, well, alright, we should have played it back on
the Nintendo, you know what I mean?
Like well. If you What if you didn't have a
Nintendo? Man, at the the double dragon
something happens. Crazy too.
I would just probably. Stay fight each other fucked up
man. You're rude.

(02:32:54):
Billy and Jimmy fight over a girl.
Wait, what? Now you ruin.
That no man, it's you got to give a spoiler alert.
You got to give let people know,man, before you spoil something.
It's, it's just, it's rude, man.That's true.
Proper etiquette. Don't be a Dick.
Yeah, man, you want to do that with anything?
Else, don't be a poopy head. Usually it's not a thing, but
that was foul. I was.
Like, Oh yeah, It's like, no, you're a.
Especially when they bring out the new game, you're like, maybe

(02:33:15):
I'll catch up on the old ones, right?
Come on. Dick.
Got to take some time to forget about it.
Hopefully. I'll let the.
Hell yeah, you. Fuck your.
Journal and for those who are tuning in for the very first
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(02:34:21):
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Let's get it Jay you in when's Elena dropping?
Wow, he just just ignored me. My just just dropped like 2
weeks ago. So Elaine is probably not going
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Really good idea. We should we should raffle off
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with our own theme. Yeah, yeah, we should raffle off
Signed. Ones, but you are the mid boss,

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