What We Love And Hate About The Switch 2!

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Oh yes, whether it's a beer shotor even a glass of wine, as
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And your boy big chop. What up?
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Whoa, whoa. Whoa, fireballs in here, man.

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That. Was fire.
Man, what's up everybody in the chat, how you guys doing?
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we got Lord Shabalba. We got Solomon McNeil, we got
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Oh, what up? What up, everybody?

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Thank you so much for joining us.
It's not even saying Lord's a bottom that's gone.
It's acknowledgement. Hell yeah.
This is episode 360, right? Yes, that's the.
Xbox let's go. Dedicated to the Xbox 360, but
yeah yeah, it red ringed so noneof that.

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Yeah, red ringed. It's about to switch to y'all.
And it's about these shots got oh, man, oh.
Yes, this is the red ring, right?
Here and I'm usually excited, but I drank a lot last night so
I'm not excited about this. At all.
But fuck it man, cheers y'all. Cheers y'all drink them.
If you got them, drink responsibly.
Cheers everyone. Cheers y'all, thank you for
tuning in. Look at that.

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Face so tasty look. At that face.
So crisp when it hits your lips,you're.
Wearing. Over there it sticks.
Yeah, man. You gonna throw up, man?
You all right? No, what was?
That I get. Oh, shit, I'm spilling beer
everywhere. I gave you Don Q Anejo.
Oh. OK.
Not sponsored, but we should be delicious.
Yeah, If any of you guys. Yeah, right.

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These. Liquor companies want to sponsor
us, I mean. I think everything else, but
then we got to drink that shit every podcast.
My liver thing too. Hey yo Rock, I like some Terra
mana. Wow, just.
Saying it just has to be a label.
They don't know what you're drinking.

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The final boss. Wow yo that'd be dope.
The final boss and the mid boss.Teramana Hey the.
Mid boss and the final boss. Cross promotion out of Patrick.
Hey, listen. You know what?
I'm a I'm ADMN. Just just spell it out.
Just be like yo, it's the mid. Boss.
Hey, what's up? It's the mid boss trying to talk
to the final boss. No Cut A.
Promo dude said it to him, tag him with that shit.

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Bro. That's.
So trying to promote. Something you gotta wear your
merch though. You gotta wear your merch before
you do that. Well, if he wants your soul.
Yeah, that'd be the illest response.
I want your. Soul, make all my dreams come
true. Chuck will be like fuck it,
whatever. Yeah, take it, take it, give.
Me a sponsor, but I need your soul.
That'd be pretty dope. Done.
Oh man. Alright, let's talk about the

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games we played this past week. Let's go starting with you guys.
Got to tell me how this was Shadow of the Ninja Reborn.
I'm curious tonight. I'll start it off.
I'll start it off alright. So.
Let's let's start with the positives.
OK, I'll start with the positive.
It looks it looks beautiful, right?
Animation awesome. The fact that you could switch

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items after you learn how to 'cause you, you go into the
game, they don't tell you what to no, they tell you.
There's so many different thingsyou can do in the game.
Well, first. Up.
It's a remake of an Indian. Oh yeah, yeah, shout out in the
yeah, yeah, right. Hence the Reborn name.
Yes, but yeah, they don't tell you anything on how to do so
many different things, and there's a lot of cool things you
can do in this game. You can reflect blast.

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Yeah, you can reflect most blastI learned there was move.
There was a move set when you, Iremember hitting the the pause
button and then I saw there was like a menu thing.
I'm like, what, what's this menu?
And I hit it and it was like this whole move set.
That's what I probably should have done because I was like,
what is this? Well, it didn't tell me that I
just accidentally hit it. And I'm like, wow, look at that.
There's cool things you could doin the game.
But when I, when I played through the one for Nintendo,

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the NES, I really loved that game.
It was really, really fun time, really awesome time.
The problem with this game, theytook the difficulty and they
shot it up times 500 and there'sno need for it.
Wow, It's very, very, very, verydifficult.
Yeah, extremely. I'm obviously if I play it again
things will be a little bit easier because I know how to
play, but it's still a. Very.

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You know, like when difficulty doesn't make sense.
So this is the original. Yeah, the original wasn't bad.
Yeah, it looked. Bad.
No, it's as. Well, look good in it today,
yeah. Yeah, that, that dude, that
shit, it was like I was getting.You know they're different too,
right? The characters.
Oh yeah, they're not the same asthe Yeah, yeah.
She's different and like, they, they play different.
Yeah. And she's like hindered.

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Yeah, she doesn't. I'm faster than you, which is
weird. She can run faster.
She can run faster, but she doesn't like jump further for
some reason. It's like very weird things that
what happened to sticks right now in this in this playthrough.
Oh, his ass is dead. Oh, I was like, are you waiting
to save him or something? Or no his?
Ass No, he died. You got to wait until.
Next screen or. No, no, really.
Sometimes they let you come back, sometimes they don't.

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They got to have like a a bring back mechanic like a like a
Cuphead. Or, you know, now the game is
tough. It's crazy.
It's a very hard game. We did all right though.
We did good, we got to the last stage.
Frustratingly far, yeah. But you know what happened.
Oh, hold up. What happened?
Jay Lewis? What's?
Going on man, Jay Lewis, what's?Good, but.

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You know what happened in the game.
So we got to the last stage. We thought we thought we were on
the last stage and we thought webeat the boss at that stage.
It was the end of the stream. Time was up.
We have another stream coming up.
So we had to say, OK, let's end this game.
We got to stage 6. She was all right.
We'll just continue next time. Right.

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Oh God. So we checked if it's saved and
continue was grayed out. There was no.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. It was grayed out completely.
There was no save. There's no save at all.
No, no, we escape. We left the game.
We said exit game. Thinking that there was like an
auto save. Like every game.
Like every game now, Yeah. Yes, there was no save.

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Holy shit. The only way to save in the game
is if you get a game over screenand go to exit.
Otherwise it doesn't save. Oh.
That's what kind of bullshit is that?
Yeah, what kind of that is? That's complete bullshit.
Make it make sense if. You pause the game and it says
restart or go to go to main menu.
That means you do not save. That's like.
It doesn't say if you hit this you'll lose your you don't save

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any anything. Is that like they don't give you
a warning or anything? It just goes right back.
I was thinking too. When we stopped I said let me
look up and make sure the save because.
Because there was a continue, remember, we saw a great out
continuum like there doesn't andI and I said maybe that's for
for for one player, but that wouldn't make sense to just have
you be able to, you know, auto save for one player.

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First thing that came up when I said it didn't save, it says,
oh, you got to do it a certain way.
This is stupid. That's horseshit.
That's complete horseshit. And there's there's gameplay
things in there that don't make sense.
Like you got to hit up to flip up right?
Grab it on. Yeah, yeah.
Instead of hitting jump right? Because if you hit jump, you
fall down. Yeah, that's weird.
We couldn't get used to it. Even even later on, we couldn't

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get used. To it.
So when you're climbing the wall, when you run up the wall
and you're hanging on the wall, yeah, yeah, You know how you get
up? You don't hit up there, you hit
jump. It's it's totally backwards.
They see there's thing it's it'smessed up and it's disappointing
because it could have been great.
There's some really awesome things in this game, but then
when it comes to like game playing clunkiness and like a

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difficulty that doesn't make sense, it it really hinders
something that looks beautiful. It's crazy and upsets me.
Would I play this again and try?Yeah, I would I.
Only want to get to where we were and beat the game.
Yeah, and that's it. I'll never play the game.
Yeah. Just to forget about I, I would,
I would go through and beat the game.
I would definitely do it becauseI feel like when you play a game
like this, it's like, no, it gotthe best of me and I don't like

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that. Right time we put in a time to
get where we. Were yeah, I'm like, no, I'm.
Mad that we can't beat the game.Now, and I think we could do it
better, to be honest, I think wecould do it better learned a lot
yeah. So I, I think we, we should give
it another run and beat this fucking game and.
Just be like it's where you wentlike 2 hours or less.
Yeah, we we can get through it, but because we learned you had
to learn a lot of shit on the fly, which is like, it's not how
a good game is done. Because if you look at the

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footage, the game looks awesome.Yeah, it's a it's an awesome
looking game and it's it looks clean and but it's the way it
plays and the way the difficultyis just doesn't make sense.
So the choices, the choices theymade when they did this remake,
they made it hard to. Notice a lot of mistakes?
Yeah, they should have left it. Give it like another like.
These problems could have been fixed in a month.

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We could have just told them what they did wrong and.
And have them fix it. Yeah, they would.
Have fixed it. You think they might have
patched it by now? No, no.
No, I got a question. So the controls there was no way
to alter the controls. At all?
No, no, no. They didn't have a button
configuration option. Wow, I.
Think it's well, they, they do. And again, this is on the

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because when I, when I was setting it up, I remember
playing a little bit, I played like 10 minutes of it just to
get a feel for it. And I remember hitting the
fucking pause menu and then looking through the pause menu
screen and I saw there was like a thing to change your controls,
whatever the button layout, the buttons.
Nothing wrong with the button, it's just the gameplay
mechanics. I'm broken.
And they didn't, they didn't, they didn't tell you anything.

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I didn't even know. I didn't even know I could run
up the wall. I was like tutorial or anything.
You could do it like a spin in mid air so you, you could extend
your jump. I didn't know that shit.
So we we were dying on a corny jump on a second because we
didn't know how to do the twirl on the 2nd.
Stage. They leave you a jump that I
can't pass, but he can't. Yeah, that's.
That they can run and dash over it.
I can't reach it no matter what.So they did a poor, yeah, poor

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job telling you, because we didn't.
We didn't. We didn't know how to do a
twirl. All you had to do was do a twirl
and we could, but we didn't know.
Hit that twirl, hit the stream in 20 minutes.
Wow. We bought the industry on the
second stage. We didn't tell us nothing.
That's crazy. It was getting me mad on the
level of Fury's difficulty. But we know Fury's a difficult
game, right? But like, this game I'm supposed
to enjoy and they were pissing me off.

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But now that I do know how, you know, a lot of the mechanics
work, I do want to go back in. But I'm still upset about a lot
of the choices they made. Yeah, I see.
It's a fun time watching us because a lot of what's going
on, so you want to check out that playthrough, be sure to
check it out. Yeah, man, it's still up.
So I was we were yelling man, we.
Might jump back in on the stage where we left off at maybe at

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some point. I don't know about next week
though. Next year, we're going to give a
little bit of time, a little bitof time.
We want to enjoy some games first and then go back into pain
in a few months. The backlog's crazy and we'll
call it a painful Sunday. And we'll just play games that
we, you know, beat us up. And to the Gungeon, we'll start
with that. No, we won't.
That game I hate, I hate. What's another game?

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And to the Gungeon, what was theother one?
That was a tough one. Oh yeah, yeah.
We beat that though. We finished that, not playing
that ever. Again, fucking the chat.
The chat just said they want us.Tucci, Tucci.
That actually we do have to go back and finish.
Hold on one second. We got to stop the podcast.
Look, Baba just said I've been really feeling my PS5.
Currently playing Unicorn Overlord.

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Don't worry about the rest of the message.
Whoa, damn. At least read the rest of the
message. Geez, all of your listeners are
like what? Hold up, what do you say you get
another one? Sasquatch.
What's up, Sasquatch? Sasquatch how?
You been time no see man. How you been bro?
Sasquatch. Like yo, I haven't been around

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since y'all attacked me in that Mario Kart man, that was like it
was like 60 red shells in a row.Yeah, Oh.
Snapping might see Kenneth on the live stream.
Nice Stoke. Oh Kenneth has APS 5 pro.
Oh wow, oh wow, I'm. Saying everybody, Everybody else
who has Mario Kart World 24 players, you're invited.
You're invited to play. With you know what's crazy?

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Yeah, I might be O24 of you. I'm sorry.
I'll be getting a who can affordit but.
With all everybody watching the show, you know.
What's crazy, I I'll probably get a switch to earlier than I
thought most likely yeah, because like the way like my, my
other job has been like having some like shifts available and
it's like triple of what I make at the other spot.
And I'm like, oh wait, my account's been growing.

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And I said I actually do really want to switch too, like I
really do. But I'm like.
I'm gonna wait a bit, but I could probably make this happen.
I could. Probably make this happen end of
the year but not when it comes out though.
Hey, what else do? We play.
Let's see here. You guys also played Gal
Guardians again. Gal Guardians.
I really like that game a lot, yes.

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I hope they just keep doing sequels, to be honest.
Yeah, just just keep doing sequels.
It's a lot. It was good because this is
after the update where they gavethe ability to kind of warp when
you get to a save point in like a new area, you warp back to the
castle and you can warp back to that save point.
You couldn't do that before. You'd have to go back and walk
all the way back to where you were to progress in the area

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that you were already in, which was annoying.
So yeah, yeah, it's like a fast travel now.
It's a limited fast travel. You could just go back to the
last save that you went from thecastle.
But it's much better than what it was before.
And we weren't in that ultra difficult area that we were
before. That's why I'm glad I didn't
listen to you because this we thought this was like the only

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area to go. OK, that was like, it's the only
way we got we got to get through.
We got to get to the same point.These dudes would kill you with
two hits. That's two hits.
I said we that's the wrong way. We should not be here.
That's the wrong way. This is the there's there's
something we're not fighting. Then we went like an opposite
way and I'm like, let's go to this part of the map.
It opened up a whole section where we should have been and I
said, I told you that's a metroidvania game one O 1 right

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there, man. And and any game you ever play,
if it's open world or Metroidvania and you get killed
in 2 fucking hits, you get that you're in the wrong.
Area in the wrong area turn. Your bitch ass around.
You gotta go somewhere else. They tell you what, Not to go.
Yeah. It's true.
It's true. But the game is so Saturn, it's
so charming and I like the cool little the sub weapons.

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Oh, the sub weapons are so cool.There was this one that I got.
It's like a big red sword. It's kind of like a la carte
sword that follows them around and it just starts attacking
things really. I said that no, it's pretty
though. Fucking awesome.
It's funny when it misses, but it usually doesn't miss it.
Usually it's aim is pretty good.You.
Should go. Whoops.
Yeah, my bad. That's fucking shit.
My bad. Whoops.

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No, it's a really. And it's already better than the
first one. Yeah, it's already better.
We're probably like 20% in. Yeah, it, it feels better
already because, you know, it's a Metroidvania, so it's like
it's an evolution of, you know, a, a megavania, you know, which
was what the first one was It's.Really good.
I'm very impressed with the game.
I don't even know if we did we fight a boss last time.

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Yeah, it was. It was a bunch of like enemies.
It was a room with enemies. It was it was a room with
enemies, but it was kind of likeit had the boss music and
everything that was the closest one.
So this. 1 is a Mega Royd Venia.A Mega Royd.
Venia. Wow.
Yeah, I mean, it's more Venia than the last.
Well, this one's got RPG elements.
You, you level up, you know, youcollect the bones and then you
cash the bones in and you get a level up.

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See, there goes the sword. There it was.
There it was that shit merged. There it goes, the red sword.
I fucking love that thing. That's cool.
Yeah, it's just it. Just plays, no games.
Man, it's, it's, it's definitelybetter, you know, it's like,
it's, it's a sequel. To the last one, I like this.
And it's already, it's, it's already a lot of fun.
So, you know, I'm looking forward to playing more of this
game later. They need to do more
metroidvanias. 2 player because it's fucking easy.

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That's lesson. Which one is?
This is a Servants of the dark. Yeah, the servants of the dark.
Exactly. The sequel.
It's a sequel. Yeah, sequel to what was it,
Demons Purge? Was it?
Yeah, Demons Purge was the firstone.
The first one, OK Gal guardians,demons, purge.
They're different protagonists. I think they make an appearance
in this game somewhere, but these are two new girls, you
know? I think they're demons dressed

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up as maids or something like that.
You. Know trying.
It's so Japanese, it's so Japanese and it's so Saturn and
it's like, it's dope though, man, I like that.
Stuff cleaning up the place. Man, yeah, what?
A what? A Uzi, A Uzi and a whip.
The choices of weapons are always pretty funny.
Exactly what's up? How it worked, man.
Well that was good. Looking forward to playing more

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of it later. What else?
We got I played Doom the Dark ages, Doom the Doom the Doom.
Hell yeah bro, that's. What's supposed to be streamed
but something? Happened.
Yeah, I was actually planning onstreaming it since chalk wasn't
available, but then what a freaking game.
What a game. They changed up the gameplay a

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lot from the last one. That's pretty fast.
Yeah. What's the music of the game?
Is it like? No, no, not actually.
Surprisingly, the music is is pretty damn good.
No, it's good. I still like I'm leaning towards
the first game, the the the 2016DOOM, because it had Trent
Reznor from 9 inch Nails produced most of the the

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soundtrack. I mean, that's not like the
industrial and that's that's always going to be like by far
my favorite. You can't really top that.
But this I don't know who produced this one.
It's as good. It's as good, really.
Yeah, that's good. That says a lot.
So I don't know who it was that did it, but.
It's not the guy who does the first one because I've heard
people like that guy a lot. Better, Yeah, yeah.
So it's not bad, though. It's it's I say it's just in my

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opinion, I think it's just as good.
But the star of this game, the mechanic that makes this shit my
opinion the best so far is the shield.
That shield, it's it's awesome. It's awesome.
I feel like what was it? Doom Eternal, it was a good
game. I never finished it only because
one of my biggest gripes with first person games that I always

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hated with a passion is platforming.
Platforming and first person games are one of the but it's
one of the most frustrating things.
And in Doom Eternal they give you like a double jump and A and
a boost, like a double boost. And you have to use it to get
through like most of the a lot of stages.
Did you get up to any new play mechanics and a new one?

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Yeah, yeah, they have. Like the mech and the dragon
and. Stuff they got.
Yeah, I got up to the the I justgot up to the dragon.
OK, yeah, just got up to. It's not easy.
I thought. I looked at videos of them.
I'm like, oh, that looks kind ofcool, man.
It is cool, but it's not easy, man.
They kind of I'm still learning the mechanics on how to how to
control it and everything like that.
But the star of the show is the shield.

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That shield is dope. I didn't even upgrade.
I didn't get too many upgrades for it, but I know that they
have a chainsaw shield thing and.
Then you get bullets back too, right?
You can bounce bullets and they also added a a feature and this
is a big thing that they show you right off the jump is
enemies shoot projectiles right?So the color of the projectile
determines whether you can parryit with your shield.

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And once you parry it, it automatically goes back and it
kills them. So if you time it right, you can
you can get them Wow and and then if it's red, you could just
only block. You can't.
That looks like Metroid. Well, good prime right there.
It's a lot of a lot of influences from other games too,
but this? That's right, Rygar.
Another thing that's right, Rygar, as far as like
platforming and stuff, I like that they toned it down.

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It's a lot slower, but it's better that it's slower because
it's more technical. Than the other game.
Yes but the shield is dope. You can use the shield to like
to boost like if there's an enemy on the other end of the of
the stage or whatever you can you lock on and then you hit the
you bring up your shield and then you can hit the attack and

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you you launch all the way through.
You just like go right through the enemy and they just explode.
It's freaking dope. I.
Plan on playing? Freaking dope man at some point.
Looks good. I'm still on the 1st.
I has. Every time I play this game I
have to force myself to turn it off like I can't.
I can't turn it off. It's that game.
It's that it's I'm like, it's 2:00 in the morning.
I have to go to sleep. You're like fucking.

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I ain't no bridge. I'm sorry.
No, Yeah, I have to do what I'm like, dude, I need sleep.
Fuck sleep. Dude I got to get through this.
Chopped people in her. Wow.
And you feel? My voice changing.
They do a really good job makingyou feel like you feel like a
God, like you're powerful, you're a doomslayer, you're
like. That's what's up.
It's it's really good man. Having a pure fun.

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That's all I can say. That's my review.
You're having a blast. Pure fun, Yeah, Have a blast,
Have a blast. Rollback.
God, what else do you got? Look at this.
Hold up, this guy's here. Didn't know, does anyone else
feel in this shot? No, I'm good.
I see if I can't bothered. Another shot.
No, look at how you could throw your shield, man.

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Hold up. I.
See, it seems like he's moving quick.
You said it's slower. He.
Moves, no, but that's another thing too.
You can control the the speed ofthe game.
OK, They added a ton of like accessibility things in the menu
so you could you could tailor itto how you like to play to your
play style. You lie here and do nothing.
Sorry. Where's the shield at?
Oh damn it. Shielding.
What's a map I wanted to show? Yeah, and.

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Then day one game. Pass.
I thought you just walked. Straight and shot people in
there. I was trying to see where it was
anyway. Well.
Did you hear that the game is not on the disk?
But there's there's giving games.
They're just they're just selling you disk.
Oh yeah, that's great. I love it. 100 a hundred megs on
your disk. I love that.
That's where we're headed, man. That's where we're headed.
Love that for us. Yeah.
But yeah, that's all I played, man.

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That's all I had time to play. And then chalk.
Yeah, buddy. The old usual.
Marvel rivals, man. Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble
wobbles. I'm learning new characters in
this game. Who did you start using?
I started using magic. She is do you?
She looks pretty. Cool.
No, she's fun, but she can't take a hit and you have to be a

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brawler with her. It's it's rough.
That's tough. That's.
Worse than Wolverine? No, not worse than, really.
Because. She has at least one projectile
and she does teleport and she has like dash moves to get her
out of the way. And she has a little flying
Devil partner thing. Yeah, put in the sky too, which
is pretty. Cool from again.
X-Men is. She from X.
Men, she's that's Colossus. Ileana.
Oh, that's Colossus. Oh, that's.

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Colossus Ileana. All right, all right, we got it.
Ileana. I was.
And I'm getting better with Winter Soldier.
He's nasty. I love it, love it.
That was the first character I picked to test out the game was
Winter Soldier. Winter Soldier is dope.
He's nothing. I got to spend, I got any more
time with that game, I really do, because I I really enjoy it
and I wanna get better. I wanna use.

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I wanna try out Black Panther. I tried out Black Panther again.
He's. Tough, he's tough.
He's a tough character to. Use.
He's a tough character to use. He's tough.
He's definitely a tough character to use you.
Know we never, we never find him.
We never fight him, ever. I never see him.
I never see him. Not during our streams, never
I've seen him I've I've seen I've ran into him a couple times

(23:38):
and it's not not always fun. You know what I'm?
Saying you always see Punisher though there's Punisher in
almost like every match. Punisher, Punisher the.
Default third person shooter character, very easy pickup and.
Iron Fist, he's his own game, damn it.
Yes, he does. I'm working on it.
I'm working on. It I want to pick up a new
character too. And Human Torch.

(23:58):
I started using Human Torch again.
Is he good? He's not bad, It's just, you
know, you got to get used to him, his speed because he's not
he, it feels like he's not fast.It feels like his flying is a
little is a little sluggish. Because I haven't seen too much
of him when we played maybe once.
Nah, he's cool. Like if if you partner him up
with with Invisible Woman and hehas that extra shield, yeah,

(24:19):
it's better. Partner him up with Walmart.
Have you ever seen anyone pick all the Fantastic Four on one
team? Yes, I've seen that.
And that's a pretty solid like the four of them are good
together, right? Yeah, for sure.
And to answer your question, Kenny, Emma Frost is dope.
She's who's that Frost? What?
You're right. Man no, no, this is from a from.

(24:41):
It's from a stream. No Emma Frost is dope.
Her diamond form is so sick. Doing that choke slam and
kicking somebody against the wall and killing them instantly
is hilarious. I always get choke slam by her
when I play and I ignore it. I just walk away like I'll get
choke slam. I'm like, all right, whatever,
leave me alone. Yeah, man, it's, it's funny that
that combo, like if you kick somebody and bounce them off the
wall, that'll kill like that'll kill a duelist.

(25:04):
So that's. Hilarious.
And I also played Guilty Gear Strive.
Nice. There's a new character that was
released in the game. His name is Venom.
Venoms. Super fight these characters
individually or do you get a season pass?
I get the season pass. OK, how is the next season going
on 3rd? Question.

(25:25):
Yeah, this is the third season. OK, So hold on.
I bought it when they released the.
No, I'm sorry. This is the fourth season.
This is fourth, Yeah. See with the electric guitars
the last time I even played this.
See fighting games all got the same freaking model.
They're all like you bias, you pay an admission fee and then
you got the season pass fighter packs that come.

(25:46):
Out. It's like a printer ink.
You buy the printer and then yougot to get the ink.
Yep. I.
Love that there's 30. Right now there's two more left
in that in the season, pass in season in Season 4.
Their character designs are crazy.
They are. The animation is ridiculous.
Yeah, the animations. And they don't have an anime for
you for Guilty Gear, right? No, no, they're, they're,

(26:06):
they're doing 1. They're doing OK, Yes, they
don't have one. Right now, but that doesn't
exist yet, no. It should have been Guilty
Gear's been out for like. I don't know, PlayStation One,
Yeah, yeah, it's just. It's crazy.
Venom See if you can pull up some footage of Venom inside
Gears Drive. Venom.
Venom. Venom.
What a crossover. I don't know Marvel was in this.
Stop it. Honestly, we thought that too.

(26:29):
I thought that too, though you're not far off.
Hold up. Yeah, it's it's his abilities
are cool because he's like, what?
Isn't that button random? Like that was bad random.
It's. So fucking random all.
Right, so this is the the Venom character reveal.
Whatever. Yeah.
Trailer Yeah, he's dope. He's dope.

(26:51):
He's an assassin. He's an assassin.
Yes Sir. Oh what the fuck did I?
Ever see him before? He's pretty new.
Trying to think. I was about to say that I've
seen him. Before.
Oh, his hair is like. AI thought it was a mask.
I've seen him before. I think I'm crazy.
Yeah, and he he like uses. Pool.

(27:11):
He's like Gripter. A pool stick.
Oh, he uses a pool. Stick yeah, and billiard balls
to to attack. His also he's a fucking pool
player. Man, yeah, he's he.
He has a tricky style. Yeah, he probably just like the
chicken treat fighter with the Forbes.
What the fuck kind of He's got design on his hair.
That's weird. That's.
The person I've ever seen. That's cool though.

(27:33):
That's a cool concept. And he's a robot.
Butler, kill that thing. He he looks a little like
Gambit, actually. No grifter.
Name. He's got name Venom.
Looks like gambits, right? Oh shit, no grifter.
Grifter. Well, he looks like a grifter.
He looks like a drifter. Oh God, Jesus, what?
Else he. Said what's wrong with y'all?
Oh boy. Use them.

(27:54):
So what did you use them? Yeah, yeah, he's cool.
He's definitely cool. It is special.
Animation's. Crazy it's got.
It's almost like you can't even focus because there's it looks
like it's a lot going on. It's.
A lot going. On It's a lot I'm getting my ass
beat so good. Yeah, it looks so.
Pretty. Oh shit, I could block.
You know what? I checked out on the Guilty Gear
storylines, man, because they'rejust too whacked out for me,

(28:16):
man. Yeah, it's like AI think they
checked out too. There's a the story mode in the
game. You just watch it.
You don't even play it really. It's like a movie.
Really. Yeah.
Oh. Really.
And I'm sure it's just as whacked out as it.
Yeah, I couldn't follow anythingthat was going on.
I'm like, what? What are we talking about?
Yeah, it's like it's the end of the world or whatever and then
some. I don't know.

(28:37):
I don't know. I couldn't follow it.
Real quick, Speaking of fightinggames and not playing them,
remember we watched the the Mortal Kombat 4 endings earlier
this week, dear. God.
Dear God, did you? You went alive, dear God.
I haven't seen it. Watch, watch all like this.
I think it's upscale. Like there's a there's a video
on YouTube really Mortal Kombat 4 like upscale watch those.

(29:01):
It's the worst. Oh, you got, we got, we got to
record it, man, I want to, I want to do a live.
It's like a it's like the actingfrom NBA2K15.
Damn, it's that level, Ben. We'll throw it on Patreon all.
Right. It's it's yeah, definitely that
level of watch it now. It's that level.
Ben we. Didn't really play that right.
We didn't really. They had a weird time.

(29:22):
Mortal Kombat 4. No, it was beyond atrocious
time. It's fucking.
Hilarious though. Terrible, terrible.
Terrible. Yeah, played war group 2.
You went back to it, man. Why?
Why? I gave up on that game.
I did. I really gave up on that game.
I did. I never like, like, I'm going to
be all these games eventually. With the backlog you have, what

(29:43):
enticed you to go to this? Sometimes you get in the mood to
play, you know, a tactical strategy.
Game he spent money on it. Exactly.
I spend money on it, so it's eventually going to get played
just like Monster World or Monster Boy in whatever Monster
Boy World, whatever they tell that.
Game. I haven't played yet but on the
switch to I think they're rumored that might have 120

(30:06):
frames per second on that game. I'll wait till that update comes
out. But back to War Groove 2.
Is this a good game man? I like the new characters, I
like the new commanders, I like the new powers.
I like the way the they separatethe story in different chapter
campaigns and, you know, different characters are mashed
together. They got their own story.
Yeah, it's a bummer that we don't have the two player mode
that we had last time. But yeah, there's more.

(30:29):
There's more lore, there's more depth to certain characters this
time around. I was just, you know, I was, you
know, looking. I was just playing for the story
and I was like, this is actuallypretty good.
I only bought it for the coop and that she said like this.
Yeah like yeah, yeah, there's your Co-op.
Did you? See no threat to your commander.

(30:49):
Still the best thing I've ever seen.
That was crazy. Ever the shit Turbo was talking.
And we were killing that battle.Too like that was bad.
We masterfully like Bad Melody. Was that three hours?
Shut that four down hours and like 20 minutes.
Oh God for nothing. Yeah, for those of.
You. We have nothing to show for it.
No, for that moment. For or did that actually that is

(31:10):
worth it. Though no, for for that moment,
for those of you who don't know they were playing, you were
playing War Groove too, or that.Was it's on the channel?
That was the first, yeah. You guys can watch it, man War
Groove. They're playing.
War groove. They were in this battle for
like 4 hours and Turbo was just.Talking shit he was.
Talking so much. Right at the end, he was.
So arrogant and overconfident hehe pulled like a complete Vegeta

(31:34):
and he was like I see no threat to my commander. 2 moves later
his commander gets slaughtered. The game is over.
You know what the fucked up are we?
After a 4 hour game. Like 4 moves from like defeating
yeah the enemy was 2 moves. We were literally like 4 moves
from that's the best thing ever and he famously painful.
I see no threat to my commander.And he was like laughing.

(31:55):
He said, I see no threat to my commander.
Look at my face when he was whenhe said that, man, I was
murdered. That was great.
It comes up. Wait, what?
What? Yeah.
I was like, no, he was. I'm in the range of what was it
a ballista that still was freaking, Yeah.
And it was too, it was too late.It was too late to you can't
cancel the move. I was already I.

(32:16):
Can't do it like well, well, I'll tell you.
Like in a war group too. They have you do get the chance
to back. Yeah, you can cancel 1.
You can go back one turn. 01 turn once.
Per round depending on the difficulty level.
I do the highest difficulty. I do the highest difficulty
which gives you one do over. If you do like, you know,

(32:36):
normal, maybe you'll get like 3,you know, and then the other.
One I usually play normal but. I was just like, I, I had to up
the difficulty a little bit. It's still good.
It's it's, it's playable. It's not like it doesn't kill
you too much, but. Well, how far?
How far are you in this? Let's see, I beat what was it
Wolfer, the the pirate guy with the two kids.
I beat his. I beat.

(32:57):
This is the the intro beginning chapter with the new.
It's like they're they're rats. They're like the new Kingdom.
OK, who's? Yo, damn, wow, damn.
What did he? Say he said what?
What else you played? Damn.
Wow. Yo, the so mad Yeah dude, he's
not even finished talking. Like epic level disrespect real

(33:20):
quick. That chapter I beat, I beat
another chapter. So yeah, I'm on.
I got like two more chapters. There's like 5 different
campaigns I'm on like the third.I'm almost finished.
With gotcha gotcha gotcha. I recommend it if you're looking
for a event war type game. I'm just waiting for them to
drop the Co-op. They're like this.

(33:41):
You guys should call. I don't think it's ever.
Going to do it. I don't think they're ever going
to do it. You know what's fucked up is
like when you start off a serieswith Co-op and then you go away
from it. You should go fuck.
Yourself. Well, Co-op was a no.
No, it was. It was a DLC.
Free DLC. Free DLC.
Like did you like it? Because it's never happening
again. Double Trouble is freaking
awesome. Fuck that shit, dude.
That was such a great Co-op. Yeah, such a great Co-op, man.

(34:04):
Did you guys get burnt twice by that?
So you got that. You had that happen in the Mario
Rabbits game and then you had that happen.
That's fucked up, dude. Yeah, fucking same year too.
Same year. They both came out the same
freaking year and they both. All rabbits told switched to.
I haven't played Mario plus Rabbits yet.
I have all. Deals.
It's fucked up. Thing is, it's good.
Haven't played it yet. It's good.

(34:25):
That's the fucked up thing is that it's good but I'm like, it
just left a bad taste in my mouth that they never were
released. Could have been released time
fucking. Coop.
They messed. Up hope they get a switch to
upgrade for those. The only other game I played was
you know, just real quick StreetFighter six.
You know, I've been in platinum for a while, Platinum first star
and I was just like, you know what, I need to actually put
some time into this game to get to advance further.

(34:47):
Platinum tears and I'm almost onbut the second tier with both
Guile and Kent so and I'm almostplatinum with Chung Lee.
So we'll see how that goes. Damn.
OK, respect. Not a low.
My game up, you know what I'm saying?
I need to play. I was like, I got, I was like, I
got to play this more. I was like, it's it's great to
play in short sessions and I I got time to to fit in sometimes
with that. So yeah, we're gotta keep that

(35:08):
going. It's a great game.
I wonder if I play at a platinum.
Level possibly you know. What?
You play online and find out, Jay.
My God damn. One day.
One day. What you mean one day I have?
To tell you about the timeline. You're good at the game, like
what is wrong with you? All right, 6 tell us about.
Street Fighter 14 years late that got destroyed.
Oh. Boy.

(35:30):
First time online, it said. What do you think's going to
happen First me get the switch to and get Street Fighter six
and play online or or sticks playing online again, we'll get.
GTA6 before sticks play. 6 there's no, there's trial, no
wait, wait, wait, there's trial fight.
You get like about like maybe 10fights and then they're going to
give you a rank after that. So it's not like you have to

(35:51):
start from like bronze or iron or whatever the 1st.
One, I'm not scared on 1st. The lie detector determine.
I just caught that clipped before.
I get to the game I played, but you already showed I played
Rangers. Wait, what?
That's not what I showed, Yeah. I said before, since you already

(36:12):
showed what I was gonna play, I played that and I beat the game.
It takes 20 minutes. And then I realized that I
played on a portable and I didn't get my retro achievement.
So I said, was it on? I tested it.
I played on my other one and I got to the first stage and I was
like, oh, I got I got achievement.
That means. I What else?
You play. You like it.

(36:33):
Now you. Guys like it.
You never go wrap it up. Wrap it up?
No, never. I've never heard that before in
my life. But I got my retro achievement
and then I said, you know what, fine, I'll beat the game again.
Listen, that's the game. I played the first Stage 1 and I
beat the game. Bizarre.

(36:54):
No, it's good. What's good?
Every time what happens? But yeah, so I beat that again,
got all my achievements, I'm good. 20 minutes, still gonna
beat that. Yeah, it's not.
It's not a long game. Wow.
But yes, Claire Exhibition 33, Claire Obscure Exhibition 33 is
what I've been playing still. If you heard last week, yes, I'm
still playing that game. How many hours you got?

(37:16):
30, I think, No, no, 2029, somewhere around there, maybe 39
actually, I just played it yesterday, but.
I didn't like the way that looked.
He's a neck. He's a yeah, Not even a head.
It's a neck. That's how Turbo eats.
Yeah, that's how he eats his glizzies.
He ate the character. And you love the watch and.
That sucks. I beat the shit out of him

(37:37):
though so I fought them. I'm very close to end game, not
quite there yet. Oh, after 30?
Yeah, it's 25 hours. Oh shit, OK, I thought it was
longer. No, if you go straight story
mode it's 25 hours. Nice.
But I've been running around trying to like gear up in game
stuff. But I could go forward.

(38:00):
I just beat some other boss, some some crazy bosses and just
and they'd be cheating. Let me tell you, you fight a
boss and you're like, yo, I won.And then they're like, ha, ha,
no, you didn't. I'm waking back up and you can't
heal and you wasted all your stuff and my energy is full
again. I'm like dude.
Dude. This is not fair.
You didn't give me a chance to save, you didn't give me a

(38:21):
chance to heal. I'm just jumping in, no
resources and then they cheat. You got to get better at the
game. Well, the game is about
planning. We explain the game.
The game is about parrying and dodging.
So you have to learn the mechanics of what they do.
So when they pop up a new enemy out of nowhere, you don't know
what they do yet. And it's based on timing, so you
get your ass whipped when you'retrying to figure out when to hit

(38:44):
the button because they'd be doing some Juke moves like I'm
gonna hit you. No, I'm not.
That sounds like a little sea ofstars because they you have to
learn the timing to hit that button to block and take like
half the energy. Yeah, rather than.
But you can't, you don't block in this.
You like that's parry. You can set it to block, I guess
really, but it's like a move youcan pick.
You say guard sometimes but thisis no block.

(39:05):
Oh God no. You have to dodge or you die.
So it's dodging, dodge or die. Dodging is easier than parrying,
but to parry you have to parry to win the game.
This game is no Unicorn overlord.
But I'm at a point where I can move on to the story.
But I went back. They said if you pass this
point, there's no turning back, you know?

(39:27):
Ah, the the classic line. And you get nervous when you.
Read that shit, I'm going to go back.
And Mikey BS us some of the bosses like yo I will go forward
even some. Of the bosses I couldn't beat, I
ran back on. I was like alright, I got you
this time. But some bosses even that I saw
in the beginning of the game, I went back to the sea and I take
away 1% of their health bar overhead.

(39:49):
I'm like, do I do not have the time for this?
And I got one down 30%. I said it's been 30 minutes
there's. No way. 30 minutes, 30% there's.
No way on our last of this boss and you got like a like got a
team of three, but you have a reserve team.
So when your team dies, you. Can call in?
Can you switch during or? No, not during.
If you die, they could you couldsay you want to send in the

(40:10):
reserve team or you could say game over.
That's like, no, I'm reserved, motherfucker.
No, no, sometimes I say game over.
I get the really, yeah, because they cheat and I'm like, I'm not
bringing my people. But but I got a reserve team
that has come through at the end.
I'm like, yo, they they whipped that ass at the end.
That's right. My last.
It's like last ditch effort. But there are some things you
can equip to like give them morepower if they're alone at the

(40:30):
end and stuff like that. So it's like give you a last
ditch effort. But yeah, my squad is pretty
good, but there's so much you can pick from.
Are you ready to beat the game or not yet?
I would like to. I would like.
To be I would like to. But there's certain things like
you know how well you're not found fancy guy.
But the material system is basically in this game, it's
just called something different and there's so many different

(40:54):
ways you can equip the person with that type of stuff.
You can build them into whateveryou want.
And I have to look at that again, like there's literally
like 50 things I can equip each person with and they get like a
choice of 15 things each. So you can make things happen
so. I have a random question.
I have a random question just from looking at the footage.
Why 33 people made this game? Why?

(41:16):
Why did the why did the facial expressions in the talking look
very good here? But you have like a whole team
of people making different gamesand they still look stiff as
shit when they talk. Because there's no love in the.
Game like like why why? Like still to this day I'm
thinking like Dreamcast days andstiff ass fucking face and
that's a long time ago. But still to this day you see
AAA games with a stiff ass mouthand it looks mad fake.

(41:37):
But I just saw them with a higher budget.
Yeah it's like what the fuck? What are you spending your money
on? Not like Stick said.
It's a passion. Yeah, it's like you guys cuz
it's the businessman and they sold it for 50 bucks.
This game businessmen are like tiny Dick.
Wow. So I'm on a boss right now and

(41:59):
I'm working on beating him. After I beat that, I'm going.
I'm done. I went back.
You gonna pull the trigger on it?
Yeah, I'm gonna see what happensout there, but there's a lot
more to go. I can tell there's more places I
didn't go I couldn't get to. Gotta beat this game, get back
to. Mordor, you know I'm saying.
A lot of games I gotta get back.To no no Mordor.
I am. That's the next.
Al, I'm telling him, calling it,he's not gonna play it.
It's over. Rescue Rangers.
You hear it here first, folks. Rescue Rangers calls me every

(42:22):
time. Oh my.
Gosh. Wow, it's a.
Great game though. Which needs a fucking remake by
the way. I wish I need to.
I agree. Still holds up a second.
High definition. It's a great game.
Yeah, that's all I've been playing.
Still Assassin's Creed Mirage. Mirage I did 3 hours before the
podcast. I really love this game.
I really, really love the simplicity of just assassinating

(42:47):
people who don't see you like the most frail people that talk
mad shit and you just kill them and it's just so fun.
Like that's, I'm glad they went back to it, but no one talks
about this game ever. Nope, they don't talk about it.
They're just like, whatever, man.
We're still talking about Odyssey.
We talk about Valhalla, you know, would you say before,
before the podcast, you were just telling us about your, your

(43:09):
Co worker that just got hired orwhatever?
Yeah, no, this was, or somebody,this was someone I ran into at a
bar, someone who was like 22 years old.
And we were talking games. And I always get fascinated when
I like talk to to, you know, younger people about, you know,
their experience with games. And I'm, you know, waiting for
them to say Call of Duty and Fortnite.
But he was dropping some old games on me like Mega Man 2 and

(43:29):
stuff like that. And yeah, Assassin's Creed came
up and you know, Assassin's Creed, the, what was it, 2
Brotherhood and three came up. He's like, yeah, I like those.
I like those. And those are old.
And I was like, yeah, he's like,which one you playing?
So I'm playing Mirage. He's like, oh, which one is

(43:49):
that? I'm like, motherfucker that came
out after. He's like, you've heard of it.
You should know. About Mirage.
I was like, wow, what's that like?
Never heard of it, never exist it.
Was. A mirage?
Yeah, exactly. This one's a mix between Part 1
and Unity and I Unity is still my favorite one easily.
I won't even look at that. Unity is like Unity is the GOAT

(44:11):
to me. I love you, Unity is great.
But yeah, I think I just recently killed someone very
important. It was like some some scholar
who was just walking with two guards talking, you know, just
talking some shit. They always just talk shit while
they walk and you're just waiting for them to just chill
and then you throw a dagger in their head and they're slunched

(44:32):
over in the fucking seat. It's the most the most pathetic
looking thing. But love this game, man.
I like it's not even like, Oh no, this game's good.
No, I really love this game. It's they simplified the combat.
You don't have to do too much. You don't have to do like, you
know, these, you know, crazy moves that they got an Odyssey

(44:52):
or, or I like how it's open world also, but it's not too
open world. It's it's more linear than it's,
it's compact, but it's like, it still feels like a large area
you're in, which is great. And there's plenty to do.
Yeah, there's a lot of shit to do.
I still haven't figured out the stores because I I go in there
and I can't buy anything. What?
I can't. Yeah, I can't.
I maybe I don't have the materials for it.
I'm like, I upgraded my sword once and everything else.

(45:14):
I'm like, all right, Am, am I ever going to be able to, when
you change my clothes on a home base, there's a part of the map
where you go to the home base where you could buy.
They have like a shop or yeah, there's shops everywhere, but I
walk one in particular in the home base that you can upgrade.
They did, they just, it's been ayear.
So they just show the, the costume I'm wearing and I can't

(45:36):
upgrade it. And that's it.
And I'm like, dude, I, I'm like 10 hours in, I should be able to
start changing my colour and stuff.
So I'm like, you know, next timeI play, I'm going to really try
to go to different areas and maybe get some more materials to
see if I can change the color ofmy costume and stuff like that.
But you should be able to have been able to upgrade shit in
terms of the costume. And I did my sword twice, but I

(45:57):
have a better sword that I can'tupgrade.
And I'm like, all right, I'm starting to get annoyed.
Like, what the fuck? So that's weird.
But yeah, that's my only complaint at the moment.
But yeah, a lot of people love Black Flag.
That's not one of my favorites, even though I enjoyed it.
I like Black Flag a lot, but that's that's not one of my
favorites. It's great.
Unity is the GOAT to me. And then I go to Brotherhood.

(46:19):
Brotherhood. I like Brotherhood.
I like setting my assassins to do shit.
That shit was fucking amazing. Yeah, that was great.
And people sleep on three even though it takes a while to
start. But no, I'm loving this game
man. Can't wait to beat it.
I'm actually starting to think of what I'm going to play next
and it's between two different games, but we'll see.
One of them is Sifu. I don't know what the other one
is though yeah, Jedi, Yep, Jedi is is it's I think that's so

(46:43):
overdue, man dude, it's been so overdue what a year and a half
now and I don't and I and I legit don't really want to go
into seafood and upset everyone on this podcast and show.
You know y'all how it's? Done.
No, no no, please please do so. I need to see how the game is.
Played. Please do.
Please just play. Goddamn.
That is a foul. That is a foul that's.
Why seafood is never next? Flagrant foul man.

(47:05):
Talking behind this couple of years was a fast game.
I'll be done in like 30 minutes,you know, 30 minutes.
Shut up man, God damn game. Guy my God, no.
Origins was dope. Yes Ken, I keep forgetting about
Origins. Origins was good.
I like that a lot. Odyssey is great too, but it's

(47:26):
too big. Odyssey is 300.
The game doesn't look like it's an awesome game.
Odyssey is a great game, but it's not Assassin's Creed.
To me it doesn't look like Assassin's Creed.
It's not Assassin's. Creed, it's 300 the game.
They even have Leonidas in it. They even mentioned they even
mentioned him. It's actually, yeah, yeah.
And it's actually a prequel to Origins.
I thought at first it was a sequel, but I'm like, this is a

(47:48):
prequel so it doesn't even go into like Origins is about the
origin of the Brotherhood, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood,
but this is before that, so you're not.
The hell. So that really is the origin.
It's yeah. Assassin's Creed Origin.
It's the origin of the origin. If I don't see an Assassin's
Creed game and there's no hoods and then it's not Assassin's

(48:11):
Creed, it's like Resident Evil without in first person.
It's like it's not resident. Yeah, it's not resident.
There are hoods in Odyssey there, but there's a lot of
other. No.
And it's weaker and it's corny and it's usually right.
Yeah, there's. There's some strong hood you can
sometimes pick that shit out of.Here.
That's that's true. That's.
That's true. It's not the same man.
It's not take the shit out of here, it's not the same shit.

(48:31):
But loving the game though. Loving the game and I got that
old Assassin's Creed feeling back, so that's good.
Nice. It's good.
Hopefully I can beat it by next week.
Yeah. So I saw I'm Tenon, so I should
probably. I'm like halfway.
I saw your map. You you're halfway through the
game. OK, Yeah.
So it's like 20 hours. I want to get to the the Oh,
you're close. It's.
I don't know. Who knows, it might be the next

(48:54):
one because I don't want to tellyou which one.
The next person that I'm supposed to kill just popped up
like, oh, this is the oh, you know, one of the masked guys.
Oh, yeah, it might be him. I don't know.
Just keep in mind you're going to be underground, OK?
That's all you need to know. That's what.
OK, Not spoiling anything. Just saying you're going to be
underground. That I know.
It's that's how you know, All right, I can't wait.
I can't wait because whenever they start talking in their mid

(49:16):
sentence, oh, this one is the best shit ever.
This is on the level of Fist of the North Star.
Oh, that's talk match. He has the whole monologue,
Berserk and Fist North Star type.
Yeah. And I thought it was a cinema.
So I'm like sitting there and I'm like, oh, it would be funny
if I could and I hit the button next to you mid sentence.

(49:36):
It's like that. Oh, that's amazing.
That's amazing. I gotta see it.
It's gotta sound. Aw, dude, it's gotta sound.
Dude. It was so funny, man.
Love it. Yeah, that's all I'm playing.
I wish I recorded that too, because that was the funniest
thing I've seen. And now I'm.
I'm still kind of playing Unicorn Overlord on the side.
Wow. That's the third playthrough.
Jesus Christ. Third playthrough.

(49:57):
Oh, another quick thing I want to say about play Obscure is the
boss that I'm on. So you said I said it was time
based right on how you dodge andstuff.
The asshole thing that this bossdoes.
I have not a 30% three more. I had it down to three more
hits. Kill him.
He did some shit where he matrixed the screen and slowed
it down while I'm trying to dodge.
And I was like, you asshole, howam I supposed to dodge that when

(50:19):
you slowed the game down and thescreen is going in and out?
They do some bullshit while I'm trying to time it.
I'm like, that's bow. And that's when I said it.
I'm done with this tonight, Jay.'S like, you know what?
You just went down to two points.
You just went down 2 points. That is not magic, that is
cheating. It's.
Like. Time it.
Time what? You gotta get better at the
game, man. I got better at the game.

(50:44):
So that Eldering game is coming out soon.
So I don't know, man, I don't know if I'm picking that up or
not. The multiplayer.
Mordor you. Gotta see.
Yeah, man. Do time.
No, Mordor. Yeah.
How do you stop playing that? By the way, man, how do you do
that? What the hell?
A. Lot of stuff man.
Too many games man, just like the convention.
Coming up, guys have a video game ADHD.

(51:04):
Yeah, fucking just. Games at the same time.
Two at a time. There you go.
There you go. All right.
So we're going to break now because we don't have.
Wait, wait a second out. Where is the the the, the the
long version of that? Pause.
What? Where's that one?

(51:25):
This one? Yeah.
Where's that one? Should be right next to it.
No, this one to the left. So left.
There's nothing to the left foot.
I'd have to look. Let me see.
It's unacceptable. I have to take a look.
I can't work in these conditions.
Let me take a look, y'all. So for now, we have this,
though. Oh.
Yeah, we got that. We have that.
He's not in the chat, though. Yeah.
Where's heavy metal at? Someone find heavy metal, man.

(51:46):
We got a whole button. For man, but.
But we still at least have look at that.
How did that happen? Wow, the button is missing.
I don't know why. Oh well.
Good. Actually, no, I can get it.
Hold up. Let me just copy it here.
It's all good. I'll get the button back for ya.
We all good. There you go.
You got it 2. At a time.

(52:06):
Good days. Days.
There you go. Technology right there, man
there. We go, we got it back, you're
good now technology, and we're also going to announce the Indie
Game of the Week. Oh, that's what.
We did. Here we go y'all.
Let's do that. Oh shit.
Guns Gordon Cannoli 1 and 2 at least April 30th, 2015 and

(52:29):
February 2018. Developed and published by Crazy
Monkey Studios. Available on PCPS 4, Xbox One,
Nintendo Switch and Wii U. Guns.
Double bow blast. Cannoli.
Hell yeah Oh shit 3 black fingerblast.
Brah. Brah, come on.

(52:53):
Sorry. What are you doing, Sir?
I'm sorry. Sir, I'm sorry.
Wow. Anyway, sorry.
Apologize. Wow.
All right, let's talk about guns, gore and cannoli too.
That was so funny. That was.
Me and Chalk. Yeah, me and Chalk played this
six years ago. I'm just looking at the plate.

(53:14):
Hold on. Let me see if I can find this.
This is a long time ago. Damn.
Look at this like, oh, it's likeright stick, right?
You guys look so young. Yeah, it's a, it's a twin stick
side scrolling shooter, I guess.Platforming shooter died midair.
Very fun. The first one was very fun.

(53:35):
What about the second one? Second one.
Was dope. Yeah, I think the second one was
obviously is. Better.
It took a little to get used to,yeah, but it was dope, dude.
And I think we messed up becauseI think the second one's four
players. No, the first one's four
players. The first one was four players.
The second one was not. Yeah, really.
The first one's four players. I think, well, it was fake four
players, it's 4 player what could.

(53:57):
Be the bullet. Nah, yeah, yeah, that'd be
trash. No, it was a four player versus
versus. It's a versus.
Yeah. That's it's not really Co-op,
OK. All right, all right.
Good, but it is 4 players got you.
Yeah, man, but. Also y'all play two players.
Good. Yeah, it's like Contra, it's,
it's it's dope, dude. Contra it's. 22 are like

(54:19):
obviously it's a better game but2 was damn freaking awesome man
the boss battles in two I remember were.
Yeah, were. Freaking crazy.
They were actually pretty damn good.
But it's like at first glance you're like, what is this a
Flash game? Like it looks the the art, the
art style, the way they're animated or whatever.
And it's not even a knock at thegame, but it just plays really,

(54:42):
really well once you get once you get the hang of the
controls. Yeah, punch that punch, though.
Do you play with the mouse pretty though you?
Didn't have the controller huh? Is it like?
It's like a twin stick. I'm saying if you play well you
didn't play it without the controller though.
No, I play it with the controller.
So it's like a twin stick shooter, side scrolling twin
stick shooter. Is it voice acting?

(55:03):
Yes, it looks it up with voice acting.
The bodies flying. The bodies flying body parts.
Second one's up to four players.That looks yeah, it's 40.
It is 4 players. One is 4 players act Oh man.
The second one's four players. So we did fuck up.
Oh, we fucked up really bad. Yeah, we did fuck up.
This would have been a lot more fun.
Four players. No, you never know.
Because we were we. Were running back.
We were stuck, I remember that few bosses we were stuck in like

(55:27):
damn we could use some help. Like a mixed little plug.
Like, yeah. Yeah, right now this is fun,
man. Metal Slug Mafia, that's a good.
Thing this is like, yeah, it's like kind of like a Metal Slug.
Metal Slug Mafia. Yeah, yeah.
See why? Something something you see?
This is what I think of. Yeah, that game, that game was
so wild and just hyper violent and hilarious.

(55:48):
Maybe we'll revisit 4 players, man.
Right after. Maybe.
My house you should. We don't.
Have it on the channel. You know Paul is a jerk.
Paul, he said. Play it again, Paul, six years
later. It's a mid boss while he was
still just a normal enemy in AL.Wow, what a jacket.
Wow. That was.
A. While, yeah, that was six years
ago, yeah. Whatever, man.

(56:10):
Should do that. Listen, there's a lot of
difficult mid bosses man. It's not an insult.
Depending on the game. Every mid boss has an origin
story man come on. For real.
Shut up y'all a asshole. Sorry, man.
Thanks for coming through, Kenneth.

(56:30):
Appreciate you. Thank you, man.
Thank you. Yep.
So yeah, gun score and cannoli 1and 2, they get the official
level 857 sealer quality. Oh.
Yeah. Yeah, buddy, Cannoli Cannoli's
actually in the game. Yes.
OK. It's like energy or something,
you pick them up. Possibly.

(56:51):
It's a running joke in the game of the cannoli.
And it's because they're like a stereotypical Italian, like, you
know, cartoonishly, you know. Yeah.
And I forgot again. This is 6 years ago.
I think it was something to do with the I forgot what the what
it had to do with the plot. But there is something with the
cannoli in the plot. It wasn't.

(57:13):
It was pretty dumb, but. It should be a grenade.
Yeah, throwing cannolis at people.
Anyway, you guys want to take a quick break or how we feeling?
I'm chilling. Let's do that.
All right, let's do a quick break, y'all.
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that's that's what you have to say that that's the content.
Oh yeah, it's good chance to seethe see the glasses stuff.

(58:40):
Yeah, we got shirts on there. We got hasty chalk.
Chalk out the hat. Right now he's sporting the hat
right now. You get that right now.
That wasn't English. That whole sentence was not.
English. You get that right Now?
My apology, Chuck, we're more warmer.
Warmer. What the hell are you saying?
We're gonna calm you down. We're gonna take take a
breather. Get some water and you're very
excited. You're just like mumbling over.

(59:00):
Words and I'm very passionate about merch.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't call that passion,
that's just mumbling. Very passionate about merch, but
yeah, English we didn't get on. We're just switching to.
We're not getting on. We didn't get on with switching
to getting anything on. I can't wait to get mine.
I'm in the mail. I did that pre-order luckily.
I did too. I know I fell asleep.
I was I told you when I was was at Walmart.

(59:20):
No it wasn't Best Buy. Best Buy sucked as far as trying
to do a pre-order. No, that's the only thing that
worked that. Was the only thing that worked
for you. The other stuff is offline.
Game GameStop sucked and Walmartput me in the queue.
I fell asleep. I woke up and like you got like.
2 minutes I wasn't doing pre-order.
What's that? GameStop wasn't doing pre-order,
that's why it sucked. That's why it sucked you.
Had to go in in the morning. No.

(59:42):
Person, yes. Well, that's no wonder.
Target, Walmart Investment. Yeah, I try.
Yeah, because I was trying to gofor everything the whole day and
now I'm still having a hard timetrying to pre-order an extra
pair of joy con. And I really want to wait until
they come out with more colors. Not even more colors.
I want them to switch the red and the blue with the left and
the right Joy Con. I don't want to buy two of the
same exact pair. Well, just wait.

(01:00:02):
So I want to wait for an extra pair.
Spend that $90.00. See Paul.
See. Heard every single word I said.
You Nintendo individually exactly.
See Policy knows what. Nintendo.
He knows what do a fast talk. You Nintendo.

(01:00:23):
Nintendo. Nintendo.
Nintendo, That's a new. Term for you damn Nintendo.
Yeah, we just coined it. Terrible to Nintendo.
Well that's an I'll shirt, dude.Terrible is it?
I think we just made a new shirt.
No, just say yes, pimp Tendo. No, no, no.
Can't change it man. So something worse that was.

(01:00:46):
That shit didn't even make no fucking sell something.
Worse, that's what you got to have money to buy the switch to
nowadays, but you got to have money.
You got to be like a pimp, right?
Look at all those colors. It's going to come in different
colors and stuff like that. All right, so this is what you
came. It'd be funnier if you said
Power Glove. We kind of tie that in about.
Got diamonds on that power glove?

(01:01:07):
What do you like about that? Damn.
God damn it. God damn.
It attraction. We're talking about what we like
and don't like about the Nintendo Switch, too.
Oh yeah. He's God damn it.
That's right. That's great.

(01:01:27):
Hell yeah. Oh, that's amazing.
So how you want to do it? You want to go around and get
one thing or just spit everything?
No, we just all talk about it because I think everybody, I'm.
Pretty sure we're going to overlap it with me.
Yeah, for the most. Part I have 5 things but I'm I'm
pretty sure I'll chime in. I'll let y'all talk about it cuz
you know. I don't have much, Chuck.
You ain't getting no switch too.Not now.
Do you like anything about? It Chuck.

(01:01:48):
Has the anything intriguing about it?
Chuck has the. Xbox, I mean Mario Kart.
Actually, Chuck, your Xbox Angelwill probably be on the Switch.
Shut, shut up. You don't talk about the topic,
talk about the top. That's.
One thing you don't like? That's probably something you
don't like. Yeah, man.
Whatever. Should mention it, hey?

(01:02:10):
Let's talk about it. Let me kick off.
So we're going to start with what we like or don't like.
What do you want to start with? Let's start.
Let's start. Let's start.
Yeah, Let's start with what we like, man.
Let's start. Positive.
Potential positives. Here we go.
Enhanced graphics. I'm happy about how the switch
looks compared to everything. I damn, I want that fucking
sound bite. What?
Graphics hole. Oh yeah, yeah.

(01:02:32):
It's a positive that I like about the system because I
thought, you know how Nintendo is, they're pretty far behind
when it comes to technology. Yep.
And third parties would not makethe same games on their system
than they do on the other system.
Yep. As of right now, a lot of third
parties are coming to the systemand they're making the same
games that were out previous systems and current systems.

(01:02:55):
Actually, I didn't think they would be able to pull off
current games. That's the style that they're
doing right now, probably with like Street Fighter Six and
stuff like that. Yeah, right.
Seriously, they do. They do look pretty similar
considering the difference in graphical power, so I'm
impressed. I don't know how it's gonna, how
it's gonna pan out in the eight years, but right now it's

(01:03:17):
looking pretty good. That's true.
It's gonna be like. A 10 years, eight years, isn't
that crazy How the that's, that's like the new standard now
in the console generation. For a while.
It's been eight to three years since PlayStation two, perhaps 8
to Yeah. Since then, yeah.
Damn man. That's crazy.
Unless Xbox messes up and then they release it early like

(01:03:38):
sometimes they do so you get 6 years.
But yeah, for the most part, it's been eight years.
Not bad Xbox. Five years.
Microsoft been making more consoles man.
An 8 bit, 16 bit, it was four tofive years, yeah.
So technology moved pretty quickthen, but it was a much more big
like a big stuff rather than now.
So you got to wait longer. The industry is huge now, man.

(01:04:01):
Yeah. For real.
Yeah, huge. But yeah, that's one of my
positives for it. I'm digging the the mouse
functionality of the Joy con. I think it's I.
Forgot. About that, this is.
Yeah, this is like, this is the gimmick feature of the system
and not a lot of people talk about it too much.
But I was reading a couple of articles in the past few weeks

(01:04:23):
and they're like it could be really good because the Switch
has touch screen functionality and not a lot of people use it
because you can only really use it in handheld.
But when you. What if you don't have fingers?
Well, it's like, well, this is well, this is a cool.
Well, I can. Let me yeah, that's actually
pretty cool because when it's docked, now that you have, you
know, enabled mouse features with the Joy con, you could kind

(01:04:46):
of use the pointer functionalitywith the mouse.
You already kind of able to do it with the the gyro, but it's,
you know, it's like you're in the air, but now it's more
accurate now that it's kind of like a mouse functionality
thing. So that's kind of, I want to see
what that does, especially for like, you know, they said
strategy, you know, SRPGS, it might turn out to be pretty,
pretty cool for us. So I'm I'm looking forward to
seeing how they implement that. So some of your positives might

(01:05:09):
be some of my negatives down theline later too, so keep that in
mind. I totally forgot about the mouse
completely. Just like Nintendo, just like
third parties again. Wow.
We'll see. Look, civilization, all right,
They're going to make you some. Remember Rumble?
HD Rumble. Yeah, remember.
That and yeah Metroid. There we go right here.
Metroid Prime Prime 4 beyond uses and they said it's seamless

(01:05:33):
going from gyro to. You get that?
I'm intrigued. By I forgot the I always forget.
The name of this game? Wheelchair Game.
Wheelchair basketball. That's the name.
That's not the name of it. That's the description.
You're gonna get to get to watchour terminology be very
offensive. Yeah, right.
So. What's offensive about a
wheelchair? I would say you gotta watch it.
Alright, so anyways, I'm I'm really looking forward to Super

(01:05:55):
Mario Kart World when I do get aswitch.
There we go. 24 players. It's gonna be absolute mayhem,
cursing and screaming and absolute.
It's good. You know, that game is going to
end friendships the way Uno endsfriendships.
I think then I'm looking forwardto.
That you might be the best at it.
To to. I know I'm.
Not I'm not. It's going to end friendships.

(01:06:16):
I'm sorry. To piggyback.
Off. Of that Chuck's not bad.
They're Mario Kart, actually. To piggyback off of that, the
it's funny because I watch like maybe a 15 minute, 20 minute
video of, of Mario Kart World and just to see like what they
did. I mean, obviously it looks
beautiful. They had the direct.
Yeah, they had the. I didn't even watch that direct,
but I watched just, you know, gameplay because I just want to
see what it looked like and how they go between tracks and

(01:06:37):
stuff. But the mechanics, unlike
grinding on the rail on the wall, like there's a lot of cool
stuff. You can do a charge jump.
Also, you know you can just do a.
Like your slide? It's a lot of cool stuff, a lot
of ramp. And yeah, listen, Nintendo's
like, as as as much shit as we give Nintendo, like I will
never, I will never come down, come down on them for the

(01:06:58):
quality of their games. Like they, they, they never
release like a sequel to a well known game and this it'll be
absolute shit. You know, it's always, they
always try to improve it and make people happy.
Who the people that love Mario Kart.
So and especially for a casual Mario Kart fan like myself, it

(01:07:19):
even got me thinking to get the system with that, even after
being kind of slightly betrayed in the direct.
But I was like, you know, it's fucking beautiful.
You know, I it's it's the new system.
It looks awesome pigment. No, but like it looks it looks
fucking amazing. It it looks really fucking and
it's it's something to get excited about.

(01:07:40):
And that's not even like one of my main games.
So that's a, that's a, that's definitely A plus. 24 player
vehicular warfare. What a cap.
Open world. Looking forward to it.
And also they got like this knockout mode where it's like
you keep playing, you know, different tracks in the last
five does that. Burn out.
I like that. That's actually pretty good
that. Looks like that's like a new
mode that I'm like that's. That's no I heard.

(01:08:01):
It was pretty good. That's that's as long as it's
not a burnout paradise. No, they're not got mode.
No burnout. No, I'm saying as long as it's.
Not burnout. Dead and gone, brother.
Well. It's open world too, so it is
kind of like kind. Of Paradise.
That's that's that's about it though.
Yeah, they're going to have a burnout mode.
Yeah, you don't. Watch it.
They have a mode where no, don'tdon't speak into an existence,

(01:08:22):
man, Please don't, please don't listen, please got.
To use it, somebody's got to. Do it, yo, come on, man.
And I guarantee they do it very good.
I don't know how I'd feel about that too.
I mean, you feel betrayed, but Imean, you'd still be good.
It's like, on one hand, I'm likeit.
Was funny, I've heard younger people hear about the
description of this game and like you can drive from one race

(01:08:43):
to the next like cross country. That's amazing.
I've never seen that done in a game.
I said, dude, in 1988 it was a game called out.
But yeah, that's exactly what. You do like we all know about
that man we never seen. You know, it's crazy.
Never seen that. That's for for you old heads.
Never heard of that. What you did is but it's new to
some people. That's crazy.

(01:09:05):
Virtually every I got to see howthat is like I got that's got to
be experienced you. See that mode when it showed?
It's like. Although we got to, we got to
ban Paul C got to ban Paul C like we're not, He's like, hold
up. We're going to put him in time
out some. People like Burnout Paradise,
they would go to battle for thatgame.
Nah, man. He's a bench.

(01:09:25):
Revenge. Burnout.
Three. Way better.
League's better, league's better.
Brown through is way better. Huh, league's better.
Ever veg. It's a tie.
They have items that you can find too and like P switches and
stuff. It's like, it's weird.
It's like a Mario game when you're out there.
Yep. It's like, wow, OK, I see what
you're doing. It's a kind of go off of the
Mario World thing. One thing I'm actually excited

(01:09:47):
about is is the AAA titles what what they can do with some of
these AAA titles. Obviously I'm dying for a new
Zelda, but not in the vein of Breath of the Wild type.
You wanna see what they can do? Yeah, I wanna see what they can
do like a very dungeon oriented Zelda.
I wanna see what they can do with.
Obviously Mario's always a regular Mario game.

(01:10:11):
They don't stick to a certain like pattern with.
Yeah, yeah, they kind of, yeah, they jump, they jump around a
bit, of course. Obviously Fire Emblem.
I want to see what, Oh yeah, what can they do?
Are they going to do a remake? Are they going to do a new one?
Are they, what are they going todo with Fire Emblem with the new
tech of the system 'cause you see what how beautiful Engage

(01:10:32):
was on the Switch and that was like a colorful, beautiful game.
And I just want to see what theydo.
I want to see a Star Fox man. I want to see what they do with
a Star Fox. I think, you know, they actually
watched R short and take what I said about what they should do
and. J Biggs.
And J Biggs, yeah, I just want to see what they do with their

(01:10:58):
their AAA titles, man. That's, that's Nintendo's bread
and butter. And, you know, say what you will
about Nintendo, and I will always talk shit about Nintendo,
but like, their AAA titles are crazy, you know, I want to see
what the, I want to see a 2D Metroid, you know, I want to see
all that stuff. And I want them to just release
it all. Just fucking throw it at us.
And yeah, we'll, we'll pick it up like a bunch of drones that

(01:11:21):
we are, OK, You know, like that's what it is.
That's a list. That's all my positives list.
Also the the franchises, obviously.
Nintendo's next in addition of their franchise.
It's got a new kidding man. That's what they do, though.
Nintendo has their titles and you want to see what they're
actually going to do because they said they don't really want
to make a new game until they can really figure out something
new. Yeah, they don't want to just

(01:11:42):
rehash it or a sequel for the most part.
And they have so many men. It's like they it's Kid Icarus.
Yeah. Like, I wanna see a new Icarus,
man. Yeah, that'd be interesting to
see, like. I said if they can't think of
anything new, you won't see it. That's the problem.
That's why F0 is taking so long.That's why Kid Icarus hasn't
been talked about. Starfox or punch out or Starfox?
Dude, Starfox is easy. They act like it's not, but it's
fucking easy. I have an idea what the last the

(01:12:04):
idea will work. The last one I have an idea for.
Punch out what? Was that?
The Last Starfox on the Wii. Wii.
U Wii U. What was over 1 was.
That was switch with Wii. U that was switch with the toy.
Switch. Yeah.
With the toys, yeah. But that was a lot.
That was Ubisoft for me, that was Starlink.
That wasn't really the last one,yeah, but the last mention.
Of them, they were integrated very well with.
That that was like an experiment, yeah.

(01:12:26):
It was like, how do we do this in the game pad?
That toy ended up being $3. Well, yeah, zero was look, yeah.
Yeah, well, let's see if they actually come out with new ones
of those. I want to see a open world Star
Fox. Man that would be awesome.
I would space. I like the way Donkey Kong
looks. Man, Donkey Kong, that looks
pretty interesting. You know, for something that I I

(01:12:46):
really never really care about Donkey Kong, this looks like an
awesome game. It really looks fun.
They've been talking about Donkey Kong.
It does for I don't know how long.
Nobody said they're working on asequel to Don Kong.
Everybody's like, oh, Don Kong. Country.
Yeah, Don Kong Country returns sequel.
Yeah, cuz the tropical freeze whatever the.
Reboot. So everyone's waiting for the
2D1, right? And they popped up with this and

(01:13:06):
it's like, oh, this looks like Mario, but not quite.
Yeah, we'll see what they have in store, but.
That's cool. That's in July.
Come soon. Coming soon, yeah.
What is it like two weeks after the launch?
A month or a month or after a month, yeah.
You know what's crazy? It doesn't feel like it's going
to be next month. Like I just, it just feels weird
to be like, wait, a new system is coming out next month.
I got out of here. That's like 2 weeks.

(01:13:28):
It's wild. Yeah, yeah.
That is wild. So I think you know the next the
topic of that week's podcast will be Switch in Hand.
That's you're right. So.
And it'll be defective and then we'll have to wait in.
There. Wow.
Put a pour water on it live. Besides the Wii U.
Going to destroy the switch too.Live on air and now get more

(01:13:54):
hits. Yeah, I'll be the number one.
If you want hits, you switch to.Smash it.
Like, wait, why would you do that?
Just because Chuck goes to the ground?
That'd be very bad. Just.
Got my. New Terrible.
These dudes are stupid. We'll just replay it in slow

(01:14:14):
motion for 10 minutes. Yeah, that's a 10 minute video.
Different angles smashing the system dude.
We used to do that with phones and new.
Systems, they did that shit would be all the systems,
everything on launch. On launch day, somebody will do
it too. So yeah, they would.
I remember one guy, what was thePS3 I think it was he, he waited
in line and he paid the guy to be first in line, got the

(01:14:37):
system, went in front of the line, in front of everybody,
waited and smashed the shit on the.
I was like what the so? Stupid what?
He probably got four times as much as what he paid for.
Yeah, he probably did. Probably not.
Well, he lives a life of sadness.
If you're going to do that, you're not a happy person.
That's. Funny, he's a scalper, pretty

(01:14:58):
much. Pretty much.
That's interesting. Look at that in the chat.
There's a lot of love for playing Star Fox and Starlink.
Look at that. See.
That was no, it was good. That was good.
They did a good job. Yep, they did a good job.
Yeah, I played. I played.
We played the shit out of it andthe DLC.
It came out with DLC later, but.You know what's messed up is
like playing now I'm like, I know exactly what you guys
should do with this. I know exactly what you should

(01:15:20):
do. You need listen, just just give
me 10 minutes. Give me 10 minutes in the
meeting. Just give me credit for it.
I don't even want money, just it's easy to do a Star Fox game.
Multiplayer has to be. Multiplayer has to be.
For sure. Has to be Yeah Paul, they do
build sturdy systems. He said he dropped his DS down
the stairs a ton and he's never missed a beat.

(01:15:41):
Damn dude I remember dropping myNES down the steps for some
reason and it worked so. When I broke.
Yeah, when I broke my first 3DS that shit was done.
The 3DS. Broke.
I threw it into the bed frame. It was done.
The hinge broke on mine. Do you think that it's funny
that Ryken just said Metroid Starfox?
Do you think they would ever merge like they're they're like

(01:16:02):
for a game? That was rumored a while ago.
They weren't, they weren't animals.
Maybe it's kind of weird if theymet her and they're like.
Well, but like other franchises,you know, like like like like a
kid Icarus Zelda mash up, you know, something like that like
that would. Be fucking crazy.
If they had the Starfox ship in Metroid as like a bonus that now
just be like, OK, I can rock with that.

(01:16:23):
That's cool. I couldn't see them mixing the
circle. I mean, if it's Smash Brothers,
the game, the Venture or whatever, then yeah, whatever.
Do whatever you want to do. That would be pretty cool.
I could see. Smash Brothers adventure.
Yeah, that'd be dope. Or like the next Smash Brothers.
With with all of the playable characters in like an open world
adventure and stuff. Like that?
That would be bad. And a fight game in there.

(01:16:45):
I'll be the next one. That's how they change it.
Listen, Nintendo, I got ideas. I know you don't like me, but I
mean, because I'd be talking shit, but like, I got ideas,
man. I got ideas.
Another thing that people are positive about on the system,
not me because it's not really aGameCube guy, but the
reintroduction of GameCube 1. That's massive.
That's on my. List.

(01:17:05):
That's huge. Why?
Massive. Yep.
And a lot of games. It's almost it's equivalent to
having a Saturn like that, like GameCube.
Is that for Nintendo as Saturn is for Sega?
Like that, and I was a good generation for Nintendo to have
a lot of games on that. When I saw that, I said, oh, and
then I saw a fire and I said, oh, this is all right now.
We're now. You got my attention.

(01:17:27):
You got my attention abso fucking lutely.
And they got F0 so you could play F0.
I think it's X. Oh, that's like the best one,
right? Well, the the X is on the N64
that's available on NSL and now with the GameCube you have let's
see, you have F0 GX yes, that's on the GameCube and that's the
best one that one. Is that and that's too fast to

(01:17:47):
play. It's not too fast to play, it's
as fast as F0 is supposed to be.I think it's too fast.
You think it's too fast because you're not good.
Damn. And then they got the Wind Waker
for people who likes Wind Waker.Like that?
He said listen. I hope they still bring the HD
version of it over because that was a good, you know, that's the
definitive version of it. So they got Lincoln Soul

(01:18:07):
Calibur. I forgot about Soul Calibur
dude. I love to.
That's one of my favorite Soul Calibur.
That's huge. Soul Calibur 2, that's dope man.
Like GameCube is an awesome cyst.
I love the GameCube dude. Big fan of the GameCube.
That's the next match, brother, You have linked that big?
Yeah, that'd be weird, but yeah.It's not too fast, man.

(01:18:29):
Wait, it's fun. It's too fast too.
Fast. But people love Game Cubes, what
I'm saying? Gotcha.
Chad loves. Chad loves.
Game and I know we're going to get a Wii we're going to get a
Wii emulator so it's it's not that because it's like the
hardware it's not that it's. All about what's currently out,
whatever, OK. Let's talk about I like the I
like the bezel. I like the bezel even though we

(01:18:50):
don't have a OLED screen with, you know, with this opening
edition of the switch to I'm. Curious to know the.
Bezel looks good. I like the fact that you can
link players for players or whatever with the with the
GameCube. Nobody had that option.
There it goes. Get Mary Sunset off of that
shit. Fuck that game.
Did we ever see a game that did the link of the system when you

(01:19:12):
play like the same game in all four screens?
I don't think I was probably in party games, but I've never seen
it in play. Never seen.
Somebody had the ball like roll from one screen, it's another
screen and it goes to the next screen.
I've never seen. That I don't think I've seen it
either. No question.
Even though this is not a list of things we don't like or like,
but it's just a question. It just popped up in my head.

(01:19:33):
You know how on the Switch you had the Game Boy and all these
different Nintendo systems and then they had the Genesis,
right? Do you think they would do that
again with Sega and throw another Sega console on there, a
different one? It's possible.
It's possible. Be Dreamcast.
If it's Dreamcast, that would bedope.
If it's Saturn that would be cool too, no?
It wouldn't be Saturn because it's not.

(01:19:53):
It's not as easy emulated. They could do whatever they got,
man, they got. People on the job.
They can't even emulate Nintendo64.
The Sarah emulators got better though, so.
Yeah, it's not 100% they wouldn't do it.
I don't think so. It's not so sure, man.
It's not. You're not.
It's not so sure. It's not so certain, Jay.
You don't work for the company. You don't know everything, Jay.

(01:20:16):
They got you don't know everything.
You never know. Emulators.
Emulators. I don't know what the.
Hell you just said is what I do know about and.
But you don't work for Nintendo.You don't know who they know.
You don't know what the tech is over there.
Sir, you don't know, Jay, you don't know.
And they're Cate Blanchett with the budget, you know what I'm

(01:20:37):
saying? Yeah, listen, they can throw the
money at anything. Nintendo's got dope, man.
Any other positives? Money won't change.
That any other positives guys? Yes.
So I like the screen size. A lot of people don't like the
screen size, so they want to be portable, but they're going to
come out with a smaller one or that.
That's true. They're going to.
They're going to my old eyes can't see the screen like they

(01:20:57):
used to the bigger screens I I. Good, he said.
My old ass, My old ass can't. See, I said.
Eyes. But I thought you said old ass.
I thought he's an old ass too. I.
Was like, damn, that's funny though.
Yeah, it's pretty funny. It's fine.
It's fine. Same meaning.
Hope the gamer. But the new joy cons, the fact

(01:21:21):
they aren't like bite sized, it should be better to play.
Yeah, larger. Yeah, yeah, larger.
The hell and all buttons are easy to hit.
I want to see that. It's magnetized or something?
That drift. No drift, no more, hopefully.
Follow Drift. Follow Drift.
We won't. That happens again.
Dude. That I would be like, you
motherfucker, like dance. And if it happens again, it's a
business strategy. No, Yeah.

(01:21:42):
No, I would agree with that. Yeah, I will.
Agree with that, I said yo we need success food the first time
so let's do that again. They said they built them from
the ground up personally. I bet you didn't say anything
about stopping drift though. Yeah, they.
Didn't. They said we're not talking.
About negatives yet, we're not talking about negatives yet.
We'll get there. But yeah, those do look better.
I don't know how it feels to hold the system yet.

(01:22:03):
Obviously you don't have it but but yeah.
But initial reports say it's a lot sturdier, feels better than
the switch. Then I give it that yeah,
compared to other portable systems, it is the same
thickness as the other switch. I don't know how battery life is
or anything yet, but it does look sleek.
I do like what they did with thecolors to make it look less like

(01:22:23):
a toy I guess, but some people may like the different color joy
cons. I like the little like the
little hints of color. You know, I would have colored
the buttons, or at least maybe the letters themselves and the
buttons. Well, maybe they'll come out
with that version. And then overcharge for they
will get all the money. Oh, you want a green console?

(01:22:45):
Yeah, all right. Give me your fucking money.
Green. Green as in money?
Already selling skins that go onit to change the colors.
That's crazy. The thing is though that the the
hints of the color are still there because they can't cover
that. Jesus, that's.
But what if? But Chuck, what if they have
like Halo joy cons no. No.

(01:23:06):
No. Not even.
Not even a question. They poured over Halo Infinite.
No. Spiderman it isn't.
Shut up. Spiderman was in Marvel
Avengers. Shut up.
I know he was in Marvel Avengers.
You know why? Because I bought both coffees in
the goddamn systems. I shut up.
You must like that. I'm tired of you.

(01:23:29):
Oh boy, I'm. Tired of you?
Anyone interested in the Hitman series?
Hitman's going to be coming out.123 No.
I always, you know what's funny?I played like maybe two of them.
And I always enjoy them because the killing people is fucking
hilarious. Yeah, in funny ways.
I always take a peek. But you know, if it looks
intriguing and and you know theyhave the dummy physics and you
put a detonator. Under.
Somebody you put a detonator under somebody while they're

(01:23:51):
getting hors d'oeuvres at a party.
That's fucking amazing. What's the thing?
Oh, if you thought a suitcase, you ever seen it throw the
suitcase and it just spins in the air and.
I like throwing. I did not.
Homing missiles right to. You throwing empty bottles at
people dude? That's what he do.
The thing he had a chick on a like a a jet ski and he threw it
in a bottle case. Yeah, the suitcase followed it.
Was a homing suitcase. A Homing.

(01:24:11):
Suitcase. He followed it the whole way.
He came back and said Boo dead so it was hilarious.
Oh, Bizarre said. Bring back these see through
color consoles and accessories that you know what, I kind of
like that man. The early 2000s, late 90s.
What did Apple Interesting look?I'd say like the late 90s.
With the see through electronics.

(01:24:33):
Give as far as positivity. Give me my astral chain to give
it word, give it to me word. Give it to me please.
If they were holding out, that'sa request.
If if it was announced, Oh yeah,I'll probably.
Get to switch it. This year, definitely,
definitely I will find a way to get it.
I will find a way. Astral Chain too easily.
So I'll get positive, Yeah. Another positive is portable

(01:24:56):
1080P and 4K in the dock. I was waiting to see if they
would actually do it. They actually did it.
That was a surprise. I was actually surprised by
that. Don't forget about the 1/21/20
frames, yeah? Handheld that too.
Hertz refresh. Hurts.
You won't ever see that frame. Yes, I see 100.
And 20 Hertz. Apparently it's in Metroid, so

(01:25:19):
we'll see. In certain games, yeah.
Plus your TV has to be 120 Hertzbut right it's cool to have yeah
you won't see that portable though I'm.
Sorry, no, you'll see it's going.
To be portable, it's going to beportable.
You don't think you're going to see it portable?
You'll see it. You'll see it on the Saturn.
You'll. See it?
Yeah, you'll see it on the Saturn.
Under Say it again. Look.
I told you, Monster boy. Supposed to be 120 frames.

(01:25:42):
We'll see. Any more positives?
Let's see, I talked about the bezel.
The screen I heard was actually pretty good looking considering
it's an LCD. Yeah.
Is it LCD? Yeah, LCD.
LCD and I the. Colors are way better.
And this report said, yeah, it'sa great looking LCD screen, but
they said when you hold it up tothe Switch OLED, you see that
the OLED screen is superior as far as the colors pop and then

(01:26:05):
contrast makes sense. And wasn't there a lot of games
expensive? Isn't there a lot of games to be
imported to the Switch to that couldn't be on the Switch 1?
Wasn't there like a Final Fantasy remake?
It's gonna be over there. There's gonna be a.
Bunch of bodies are bringing a bunch of.
Yeah, Street Fighter 60, Street Fighter Six.
Yeah, that's fucking positive because I could actually finally
play it because we haven't still.
We've got no dollars on the 23rdStallions PS5 fund.

(01:26:28):
We've got no super chats on that, so I can't put an I'm sure
Wow infomercial man, what the hell?
It's a telephone. Have you clicked the link below?
But no, I actually could. Fuck.
I could finally play the game, which is awesome.
Dude, it's never too plate, too plate.
Wow, wow, I'm hungry, guys, I'm hungry.

(01:26:48):
English. It's never too late to play
Street Fighter Six so that. Means you're getting it for the
switch too. Yeah, absolutely.
I will get Street Fighter Six. Street Fighter Six I will get.
I'm very good. Street Fighter 6.
Also actually comes with the thefirst two seasons.
Yep, I'll come for 60 bucks. That's actually.
Fucking. Amazing for someone like me.
It comes with two extra exclusive modes to switch to.

(01:27:09):
You know the cool. Thing about that game is not to
go on about that, but there's other characters I treat by like
Rasheed looks fucking. Fun Rasheed's awesome.
He looks very fun, Cam. He looks fucking amazing.
You know where you got to show people, you know, gotta come out
retirement, show people I was done.
You know, talk about Jay knows what I'm talking about.
O1080P. 1. 20 got Jay big set. Ignored it man hard.

(01:27:31):
It's like I tried. Talking Metroid Prime 4, the
1080P120 frames per second. We'll see.
You got battery life and everything.
Listen. If your old eyes can't even keep
up with that, what? You're talking about.
Watch Money Frapes but. Yeah, people been holding up
Street Fighter till then. OK, I'm just happy it's on
everything and it should be cross.
Cross yeah, that'd be it's got. It there has.
To be please all. Right.

(01:27:55):
What else we got for positive anything?
Let's see. No more.
I don't have any Jay's like giveme the negativity.
I grow more powerful. Give me power wheel sticks is
unleashed. Let's do this.
He's heal. Turbos unleashed.
He's like, please. Let potential negative.

(01:28:16):
Change your voice completely the.
Price. Obviously everyone hates the
price. Yeah, of the games, of the
accessories. Question though, just.
Question, did they say everything's going to be 80
bucks or is it just no no no variable meaning they can change
it whatever they want? Variable pricing.
Variable pricing. Means it could be whatever a
negative. Yes.

(01:28:37):
I'm sorry, but there's a new Fire Emblem.
It'll probably be 80 bucks. I don't think it's not going to
be 80 bucks. I don't necessarily think it.
Depends on how the structure is filed as.
Yeah, because they have season passes.
Well, if it's a high selling game, then it's going to be high
like, yeah, like I'm a Mario Kart, Animal Crossing, Zelda.
Mario will probably be, well, Fire Emblem I think is it might
be up there actually. Fire Emblem doesn't really cuz

(01:28:57):
they sell. They sell, but not on those
levels. It's not their big.
Game yeah like Metroid and that should be lower because they
don't sell like those other big.Range.
The range of games can be anywhere from 50 to 80.
Like according to. That's crazy.
I mean besides, besides. Indies.
I guarantee it's gonna be like 70.
Besides indie games, the lower games will be 70.

(01:29:18):
Well.com.com is 70. At 70, OK yeah, don't go to 70.
So if there's a new Metroid Prime will be 70.
I'd be 70. Because it's around that level
of selling. Next.
Sells also for the old switch. Zelda's gonna be 100.
So it's gonna be. 100 Easy God. The one for the Metroid for the
old Switch, Might be 7080, mightbe for the new one.

(01:29:40):
There's gonna be a difference inprice, I guarantee, but this is
it's. Between 70 and 80, I don't think
it's like 67. I don't think it's dropping past
70. We'll find out.
Yeah, that's. AAA total drops for AAA I'm
talking about. Paul sees he's thinking it might
go up to 90 to even 100. If there's a astral chain.
People keep asking for it. I think an astral chain too.

(01:30:01):
Call me crazy. I think it'll be 5999 for a
national chain too. Because it's not.
It's not that. It depends on what other people
are doing. Yeah, if everything is 70.
Then it'll be 70 as the default.Yeah, we got games like Yakuza
0, very like 50 bucks, you know?But it's third party games
coming up with Switch 2 for $15.00.

(01:30:22):
So how much that's happening, that is half.
How much is the the game, the game controller?
The GameCube for the switch 2? For the Switch 2, that's like 8
like 7080. No, not sure that's on their
site. I didn't.
I didn't look at the price. Can we use an old GameCube
controller? No, Yeah, Nintendo, man, How
much? Yeah, what's the price so damn.

(01:30:42):
OK. Check it out right now.
I'm a guest right now because I really don't know the price, but
I think it's going to be about 60.
I think it's going to be. 60 bucks that is not 60 so so wait.
If that sounds like wishful thinking.
For so if I need to use a GameCube old GameCube controller
for the switch to do I probably going to need an adapter for
that? Well, we have the adapter, no?
Will it work for that you think?Maybe it is USB?
We're talking about negatives, right?

(01:31:02):
So the reason why I brought thisup is because.
Only available. It only works for the switch
too, if you want to play it. You sure?
Yeah, yeah, Yep. You want to play it on PC, you
cannot because it's not a GameCube controller.
It's a GameCube switch to controller.
Yes, that's how they advertise and it only works on the Switch
to You cannot use it on PC, you can't use it on anything else.

(01:31:23):
That kind of sucks offering it. Jay Biggs said the GameCube
controller is 5990. 9 It's 60. Bucks 60 bucks.
Why did I question Mr. Nintendo?Yeah, because.
He works for him, he should act like this was a guest.
No, you work for him. Let me send her the.
Order I got a slightly differentprice here as of May 1st.
I must. They said USD will run you down
656499. Well, I might have boosted the

(01:31:45):
price because of tariffs. Maybe I'll look for another
source see. If I mean it's not exactly an
intense fault, all the accessories went up, but they
fucked up. They were already expensive.
You got to control it for 80 bucks.
You got to speed up. You got to speed up buying it
because when the tariffs hit. Or you know the pricing, yeah,
it's just like you know, the pricing of any of this that's
the. Tariffs go and.
They could they could extend thetariffs, the.
Effects go but. That's partially the reason why

(01:32:08):
I pre-order because who knows you don't know later.
I'm not paying more 8. $100 for switch to.
So wait, is there a Is there a Eshop?
Yes, there is. So they improved it too.
Oh. Really.
Yes. Finally, the categories.
Yes. Did they?
Did they take the sleeves off ofthe front page?
No, I want them to have a sleazecategory.
Oh God, just a smut category because smut just caught caught

(01:32:29):
Nintendo smut. Yeah, intense smut.
There's no quality control in that fucking E shop.
No, it's fucking mayhem, dude. Wow.
No. Quality control.
Other negative. Here virtual the virtual game
cards man yes not a fan of that the.
Key cards. Oh.

(01:32:49):
Are. It's going to be OK.
And it's turned, well, I had, I had good.
I had high hopes for it at first.
I said, hey, it's not as as bad as people think.
I've heard more about it. It is negative.
It is a negative because you know what Nintendo is doing.
No. That's like adding to this 64
gig cards is the only option they're giving these publishers

(01:33:10):
to put their games on. And that's an expensive card.
And those guys are going to be like, we're not going to put a 5
gig game on a 64 gig card and spend all that extra money from
us, right when we could just putit on a key card and not pay
that cost. Yep.
And they're not going to pay more.
So we could be happy they're going to pay less for the

(01:33:31):
business end of it. So what does that mean for the
consumer? That means.
Key cards, you don't owe nothing.
Exactly, which it sucks because I I pre-ordered polio, Polio
Tetris too for the switch to even though I'm not getting the
console and yeah, it's a key card.
It's going to be a key card. So I'm going to I'm curious to
know so the whole game isn't on the damn.
I'm going to have like legit three games.

(01:33:55):
Like if it's not from the E shopobviously, but like I will have
three games. For this system, AAA games from
Nintendo will most likely be on the disc.
Unless they can't bid on the disc, then I that's when I said
that's cool I guess that you still have the option to
download with the key card if itcan't fit on the 64 gig card.
But then they said we're not offering anything less than

(01:34:17):
that. Why not a 10 gig card?
Why not a 5 gig? Card.
What's the incentive of getting the physical key card?
I just got a digital. Anyway, they're going that way.
Anyway, I know. But the fact that you could sell
your key card later is what people really.
Care that's. That's if you really wanted to
have ownership to sell or trade,but.
You still have to download the damn game.
You do have to download it. I mean, the internet's not doing
anywhere. But you could sell the key card.

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You can sell. Just said that's he just said
that dude. I want to reiterate.
Just said that literally just the echo is so dumb.
I have to just like a parrot people need you can sell.
It and you can sell it too. But but you have to put that

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cartridge in to play that game yeah sucks.
So it's still more convenient tohave a full on digital set for
your system if it's portable, right, You know you're not going
to want to carry all those gamesyou.
Know what it's going to be, I'lltell you what it's going to be
right when I, when I finally getthe switch to me personally,
this is what's going to be. I'm going to have one or two AAA
titles. And like 10.
Indie Games 20 and it's going tobe all Metro.

(01:35:21):
Adias. That's what my library is going
to be. I mean, it kind of already is on
the Switch, but I mean like that's what it's going to be
because it's it's going to be like if you are going to spend
that amount of money on a game. Whip, you better love that
fucking game. You be like.
You, you love Zelda, you're going to spend a good amount of
money because you love Zelda. I love Fire Emblem.
I'm going to spend if they said $100, but it's like, it looks

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fucking incredible. Yeah, I'm probably going to be
very upset about it, but I'm going to spend like that's just,
that's what it is. But that's definitely negative
in terms of what's coming out ofmy pocket.
But it kind of calms down the whole backlog thing a little
bit. But you're gonna have to be
more. Conscious of what I buy you.
Have to be very decisive of whatthat.
It calms me down and be like is it fucking worth it?

(01:36:06):
Yeah. I'll make it worth it.
For me some people buy like 30 games a month it's which is
crazy. That's insane.
That's fine. Yeah, you're.
Just trying to collect. Yeah, you can't just collect it.
For sickness, I'm trying to buy hours to have to play games.
Yeah, man, imagine we could if we could do that.
No, Justin Timberlake had a movie like that.
Yeah, out of time. Yeah, it's a bad idea.

(01:36:27):
We'd be dead. They're rich.
I'd be rich. And be like I'm broke.
I got 5 minutes. Not a world I want to be.
For real. But yeah, making everything
digital is where they plan to go.
That's and this. Is just them trying to do it.
They're trying to be the first ones.
They're trying to be like the translators, man, Like.
This, but that's the their gamesaren't on the disc.

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A lot of games aren't on the disc already, and it's been
going on. So Nintendo's not new to do
this. They're just offering a way to
kind of own it, which I gave them credit for, but they want
everything to be digital. Question though, question.
I know we're doing positive negatives.
I know you're already pre-ordered turbo.
I know you're getting a day one al and chalk.
What would it take for you to get a switch to what is it?

(01:37:09):
What? Immediately, like at launch.
No, just what would it take you to buy one?
Period. What's that title?
That title. Halo, Halo.
Shut up. Nah, another smash would make me
wanna like, get it a new Smith. I think that's mandatory
immediately. Yeah, Yeah, immediately.
I know yours already so. Well, yeah, I say it all the

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time, man, but also. Put your touches.
Punch out. Man, I already ordered that.
You did right. Yeah, so if they said new Punch
Out on release, new Punch Out orAstral Chain too and you're
getting it on release. Make you buy it.
That would make me buy one. OK I would probably try to get
day one if it's actually honestly the only reason why I'm
not pre ordering it because I have I still have a backlog of

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switch regular one switch games.Would Mario do it for any of
you? No.
What kind of? What kind of a Mario?
3D Mario. 3D four player like. The new one, a new 3D Mario.
No, I wouldn't do it if it's four player.
Nope. Yeah, if it's four player, I
would. I would.
I got to see a trailer, obviously, but we would just
need one. How is it going to be bad?
I mean, it's not going to be bad, but I would probably be
like. Peaky Andrews.
I'd be like, fuck, you know, that's, that's exactly what I

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would say. I would say fuck, I might have
to do. I might have to do it.
I'd say sticks already has 1, sowe'll just use it.
Yeah, yeah, Sticks. Bring it out.
Bring it. Literally.
You know, that's usually how it goes.
Yeah, you're already getting it.So there we go.
In the house with Xbox, actually, you have Xbox, right?
Yeah, Series X, but yeah. Yeah, but I don't plan on
getting it until I can walk intoa store and get it.

(01:38:35):
I mean, they did say it's gonna be walk in the store day one.
Really. So they did.
Even with the, even with the bundle.
I got pissed. Yeah, Target said you could do
it. What'd you call it that spy's
doing? A midnight release for it or
walk insurance and Walmart is doing.
So no pre-orders, you just walk in and.
They said they'll have some in store for pickup.

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I don't know if that guarantees you it's gonna be a lie.
Definitely. Yeah, it's.
Gonna be a lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, it's gonna be a lot more easier to get rather than
waiting months and months and months.
It's the PS5 all. Right.
So if I can walk in and get the bundle, maybe I'll go get it.
We'll see. Hey.
Hey, hey, Chalks, have a. Second, I'm in no rush.
They still sending me a e-mail from Nintendo, he said.

(01:39:17):
Don't worry, we didn't forget about you.
I'm like dude. He's like I forgot they're.
Gonna send me something. After after release I'm like yo
chalk they said I could get whenyou want it Wow OK late yeah man
OK. But yeah, I got that e-mail like
2 days ago. I'm like.
What? Oh really?
I was shifting him. I signed him up.
I signed him to the freaking Nintendo site.
They didn't. Give a shit.
No, they said. We didn't forget you.

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I looked at my backlog for the Switch 1 and I was like, holy
crap. There's a lot of games that I've
just. There's like 9000 games I have
to go. To And I have to play them
first. I got to play them, then I got
to finish them and I'm like, yeah, the backlog's crazy.
I can wait on the switch too. I got so many novels I have to
read on it because it's like $80.00 apiece, man.

(01:40:01):
You seen them? Deluxe.
Deluxe edition? Yeah, the graphic novels.
Yeah, visual novels. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Visual Live, Yeah, they're like $89.00 apiece.
Yeah, it's always next to the $20 version.
I don't know what the difference.
Is another another negative? Yes, another negative.
Here we go. Yes make you stronger yes.

(01:40:25):
Wow, Nintendo Switched to welcome tour you?
Don't like that? You got?
Oh, that's cool. I'm a cop that.
Though I just don't like the fact that they're charging
$10.00 for this thing. I do want to.
Know tech demo. I want to play it, but as a free
thing I don't want to pay for it.
I want to know what it is. Nothing out of principle.
I will not pay. I refuse.
To pay if. They have good if they have fun.

(01:40:48):
Mini games maybe? 100 mini games.
I'm not buying it. I'm just saying I'm not buying
it if you guys buy it. It doesn't look intriguing to
me. I had to see what I got to see
what games are in there like them.
Show me anything it's. Got good info I I totally I feel
this should be free. Dude, I can watch a video online
to figure out what to do with the.
System they strongly believe that $10 is.
Remember the Doug Bowser? He was talking about this shit

(01:41:10):
evil, justifying it. I'm going to watch a playthrough
online day one, and I'll get allthe information there.
Yeah, no need to buy this. True.
This is how the magnets work. OK, Yeah, I'm not buying that.
Look at that. This is how the kickstand works.
What am I paying? Yeah, why am I?
I'm paying for a tutorial we talked about for instruction

(01:41:31):
manual. Why am I paying for a fucking
instruction man? This is the mouse mode everyone
will forget about. Yes, let me remind you.
Oh, look at that golf, all right?
That's what I want. Jason no, not that's worth $10.
That's what I want. That's worth 10 bucks.
That's just that. And this right here.
Right there. What the hell is this?

(01:41:51):
Yeah, Dodge. Moroccan.
Moroccan, okay. Amigo baby amigo, I got this.
Nothing there is cool. Remove paint.
No thank. You it's fulfill the HD Rumble.
What is that? That to me, I'm like, yeah, let
me, let me try to whatever that is unedible.
I'm paying for it though. Like I said, I want to see what
it's about. I think that looks cool.

(01:42:12):
I gotta buy, but don't fucking charge me.
That's the negative is the charge.
Charge me, don't charge me. If I say I bought it later for
the podcast, I bought it for youguys, but I'm not, I don't want
it. But if I see a 12 switch to I
swear to fucking do this sounds fucking horrible.
I swear to God. 1-2 switch to 1/2 switch.
They're gonna make. The one to everybody that's.

(01:42:32):
It's gonna come out. No, that's Part 2.
The part. One to everybody or whatever.
Oh, that's the Part 1. Oh, so there is.
This I mean the Part 2. Yes, and it was $50.
God damn it, I just, I just wantto destroy it.
Why is the Part 2 just We shouldhave a topic to kill that game.
I'm getting tired of it. Tired of it.
Why are they charging people forthat?
And they don't make money from that game.
I'm telling you, they're not making money from that game.

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Another negative. I'm sure they are.
Fuck. Another negative.
What's up? No D pad option.
Oh word, there is. No on the joy con.
Yes, that's true. It's.
Still D pad, Still no. Still no I.
Couldn't. Oh, it's still the the separate.
Separate buttons. Yeah, you gotta have the
buttons. There's still no choice, no give
a damn. I don't care.
I know why it's buttons. So I can give you a stupid joy

(01:43:15):
con. Yes you can.
Take 2 plays. Yes, there is no option yeah
from Nintendo to buy a joy con. This is to make money y'all.
And Tendon wants to make money. They're not offering AD pad.
They never did. It would be cool if they had
like something where it was likea removable D pad and it would
switch the button. That's why we're doing.
You could like interchange it orsomething like that.
Allows you. Now you can just flip it right?

(01:43:36):
It is right, it is, but no. Like if it's a magnetic thing or
you just like flip it over. In this button.
Magnets. Why not switch 3?
Switch 3's gonna do that. Switch three Yeah, in 20 years
it's like. It is why you get a pro control
but joy con. I'm not waiting for NYCO to do
it or whatever. Yeah, yeah.
Third party third. Party will do it no problem.
That's exactly, you know, listenor they want you to get that jet

(01:43:58):
that that pro control. That's what it is that day one.
Well, no, I'm saying they'll buythe pro control anyway.
They're. Like what's that, another
$80.00? Give us your fucking money.
$90.00 a question. Well that was a positive
actually. My bad, I missed.
That. I missed that one.
It's OK the the pro controller is a positive for me because
they seemingly, I haven't touched it yet, but from what

(01:44:18):
I've seen online they've improved everything about it and
they're saying that it's the best analog and D pad that ever
felt on a controller. Wow.
Which is pretty. That's a.
That's a That's a big fucking. That's a big statement.
That's a big statement, but since the Sega Saturn?
Saturn was pretty pretty big. I love the Saturn controller
dude bro damn. Good.
That Saturn control was fire. Best system I like.

(01:44:41):
The Japanese Saturn controller, it was a little smaller, but.
I don't. I like the circle doughnut one
that came with nights that was. Really.
Yeah. No, that one.
I really love that one too. I love that.
Controller dude that D pair was crazy.
It was that was that was the best D.
Pair. That was the best.
DI think that was one of the pairs.
Man. I think that was one of the
first analogs, analogs that was Hall sensor and they stopped

(01:45:03):
doing that. They had a great that was a
great analog, actually, it really was I.
Like. That it was very much to play
with it though. One negative I got 11.
The negative that I have is thatthere is uncertainty around the
upgrade system. Not a free fee.

(01:45:23):
You know, it's some games are going to be free.
Zelda's, if you have the NSO expansion pack, it's going to be
free with that. If not, it's going to be 10
bucks. Third parties, we don't know.
I don't know if they're going todo what.
I think it's graphical updates are going to be free.
If they add stuff to the game then it's going to be it's going
to cost you. Iron graphical updates so that

(01:45:45):
makes sense. Don't they cost money if you
don't have the the online? No, no, for the Zelda, for
Zelda, for Zelda, they're 10 bucks each.
For the just the update. Just the update if you don't
have. So update, is it update,
graphical update or is it just the update of this other stuff
they add to? Well, there's there's different
ones. Zelda has the graphical update
and the companion app that's on the phone, so I guess it's kind

(01:46:05):
of a little. They added that to say it's not
just the graphical. Yeah.
The like Kirby games, like Kirby's gonna be 20 bucks
because there's additional content.
Jamboree gives, gives you the Jamboree TV content with more
mini games. And you know the joy con mouse
functionality, That's 20 bucks extra for those.
Oh, they're slick. But we don't know what third

(01:46:27):
parties are going to do. I would love to see Dragon Ball
Kakarot or well, Witcher. Three lot of free updates, you
know, like 20 free updates. Right, yeah, Nintendo games,
they have 20 free. Like yeah, cuz you know, if
you're going to do just graphicson like a Lynx Awakening or a
Echoes of wisdom Zelda games, they should be free.
You should not pay for graphicalupdates.
Yeah, it's. Like.

(01:46:48):
You'll barely fucking notice to.Fix Pokémon.
Is that going to cost you? Because that shouldn't cost you.
I think so. I've got to look at that.
Should play Hyrule Warriors at agood frame rate.
Is that going to cost you? Yeah, Like, come on.
If they fix they fix the online of a of a Mario maker too.
You won't. Be able to play Mario Maker on
that at all, I guarantee that. Unless they remastered.

(01:47:09):
Or they'll shut that down. The Harry Potter.
Yeah, like Jay Biggs talking about the Harry Potter.
That's $10.00 for their upgrade that they're doing.
What Harry Potter? And who's Jerry Biggs?
Harry Potter? Gary Biggs?
Jerry Biggs? I didn't say Jerry Biggs.
What the hell is Jerry Biggs? Just attack.

(01:47:32):
Pulling up on the screen, man, it's.
My accent, all right, it's my. Which one?
Anyone. Just so the audience can see?
Yeah. Yeah, Mortal Kombat one.
Yeah, I'd like to see them do it.
There's a lot of games for Switch One I'd love to see get
switched to upgrades. With you.
Oh really? That one was like that was

(01:47:53):
horrendous but they updated it but it looked real bad when it
first. Came oh it was trash.
I had it. That the defender version
though, that's. Probably Cherry Big's thing.
Cherry big. I'm sorry.
No. He said cherry, big damn.
And I'm like, who the hell is hetalking?
He's like, it ain't me fucking up my name.

(01:48:13):
I'm sorry. Bro question though, with the
with the the the original switch, what they have for for
the online right, It had a superNintendo right?
Yeah, regular Nintendo. Yeah.
Had Game Boy. Yeah, N64.
Game Boy events. Game Boy events?
Yeah. Genesis.
Yeah. Anything else?
What the turbo graphics? No, I don't know if.

(01:48:34):
No, they didn't do turbo graphics.
Has that on Wii U. Yes.
Oh wow, turbo graphics. Was yeah.
Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, it's Virtual Console.
Now let me ask you a question. What do you think they will do?
For I know they already said GameCube.
What do you think? Is do we We's coming?
But what? But but what else?
Dreamcast do you think going to be?
Another system is what you're. Asking yeah.
And then do you think it'll justbe like GameCube?

(01:48:56):
Game Gear. Oh my God, no.
God no. That'd be such a bad move, why
not that? 'D be good because, but like we,
why wouldn't they? Do we though?
Why wouldn't sensor? You gotta figure it out, I said.
That I mean they got the doesn'tneed a sensor, you got the joy
cons. Well.
No, you're right. There are some games that use
the pointer and the pointer is actually it's.

(01:49:17):
It's but The thing is, don't release them.
Don't don't put them on. You don't have to put everything
on there, just the games that work.
Or you can make it. You could switch it to gyro
functionality that has to be reworked into those.
Do you think any dual system or dual screen systems will be on
there? No.
No 3DS, yes. You have to put the screens next
week. No, because then we're going.
To it's big enough on ATV. Unless they unless they figure
out a way to play it horizontally or vertically or

(01:49:40):
whatever so you can. I mean they do it on portable,
just make the screen. Smaller the screens next to each
other, right? You could do that, or you could
have it a button where you switch between both, I don't
know. I remember there was a for
switch one, they have a an attachment, a joy con attachment
that lets you play it like an like for shooters or whatever.
Party offered that Yeah, the tape mode.

(01:50:00):
I'm, I'm actually very, to be honest that I'm beyond intrigued
about what they would do after GameCube.
I'm very intrigued to see what they would do.
Yeah, I don't know. And that that's like, especially
if like, all right, you did Genesis Art so.
I think they're just going to release all this stuff as
collections like Nami is doing. Maybe like, oh, you want to
castle the NDS? We'll.

(01:50:20):
We'll, we'll get the safe games.We'll make some more.
We'll make some more money. Yeah, yeah.
Anything that leads to more fucking money, that's what
they'll do. What did they do for that
though? What DS versions of those on the
collections playable on the switch?
Like how did they do that? They put screens next to each
other. What did they do?
I don't fucking. Know you played.
You played the Yeah. How did they do the double
screen? There was no double screen, it

(01:50:42):
was just smaller and the side was a map on the right.
So that's what they. Did that's what they did.
But the map was very small. Well, you could switch.
You press a button to switch it,right?
Or. No, I thought you could.
I was trying everything and it'sstill kind of small.
Yeah, it's. Probably.
Oh shit. Bring it, but but the bigger you
make it, the more you know you're like.
The grad. The.
Pixelated. I'm like, that's why Ecclesia

(01:51:03):
pissed me off because I'm like, this should have been remade.
But they put Game Boy and Game Boy Advance on it.
That's they don't update screen.I remember on the Wii UI,
remember playing Advance Wars and the same same thing where it
was like full screen. I'm watching it on my TV and I'm
like, it's mad pixelated. Yeah.
That's why I'm not crazy about when they bring over the
handheld shits onto the red because it was hard to read the

(01:51:23):
text too, because it's all and everything is dumped down from
the combat and everything. The scale of the game is dumbed
down and that's why I always shit on handhelds.
But when you make it on a main screen, I'm like it's cool, but
like this is hand that shit but.It wouldn't surprise me because
they did Game Boy. Game Boy bands, probably.
They probably will do it. Possible.
No. But I.
Look for more money, they look. Anything that leads to more

(01:51:45):
fucking money, they will do it. They're like, this is this, is
this, and there's a Pokémon game.
That's all we got to do. That's all we got to do.
Another collection. What do they like on the system?
Let's release the system and thefucking game.
Give me your money. Give.
Me your fucking then we'll raiseit by 10 fucking dollars and
then you want to make it 15 make.
It 15 what the? Fuck are they gonna do they like

(01:52:06):
it? That's what they're gonna do.
Damn bro. That's what they do.
That's how their meeting goes. Yeah.
Another negative. And the consumers are gonna be
like. I got another one OK storage.
The fact that you can't use yourold memory or anything, oh
that's a good have to buy the new storage card the.

(01:52:27):
Express cards. Yes, they cost a lot right now.
Hopefully that's. Very expensive.
Hopefully they'll lower the price soon, but you're not.
You're waiting with a. Couple now with tariffs more.
I think it was like a. Couple of years. $60.00 or some
shit. And they're not.
Big 128. Like you can't get a TB card
right now. I'm sure, I'm sure they'll do it
later. But for 200 bucks, the fact that
you can only do that and the games are huge, and the fact

(01:52:47):
that you got to download all your key card games to the
thing, you're going to ride space super fast.
It sounds like shut the fuck up,just fucking buy.
It. Yeah.
What is it on? What's on the system?
What's that, 250? 6, I think it's, I think is it
25056? I thought it was 128.
All right, 256, we'll go with that.
So that'll run out pretty quick depending on what you're buying,
but they expect you to buy one game a year anyway so.

(01:53:09):
They're like, keep flapping yourfucking gums and we're gonna
have some people show up at yourfucking house where you're
sleeping. Shut up.
And it's not proprietary. So yeah, I mean, listen, it's
not, it's not acceptable right now because it's not norm.
But the fact that you can't use any micro SD card, that's kind
of that's that is a, that's how about.

(01:53:30):
It's backwards compatible. I can't use my card to play
switch games right? Like.
The games are more demanding. They demand that.
I can't play my switch games offit.
Exactly like you can't play a switch.
One I used to. That's right.
Hey, you want to play a Switch one games?
Play the Switch 1, the buzzer. Hey don't straight in.
Play switch one. That's why it's called the

(01:53:51):
Switch 2. Can't afford to go fuck
yourself? Exactly.
We still go, you can't afford, you still got games on Switch 1
coming out. Then they have a robust library,
so. You got that, so go fuck.
Yourself with any guy from Borderlands?
It's basically me. I'm like OK.
I'll stick with the Switch 1. Is that all you want to pay 80
bucks then not make it happen? And you know it's messed up.

(01:54:15):
Because the games are like, the quality's so good.
And then you're like, yeah, man,yeah, I'll probably still get
it, but fuck you. I'm like fuck you for being this
way. Well, the fact that everyone's
mad about the price and then went out and got it, me
included. I mean, that's what we do.
We're going to complain about itand then do it anyway.
That's dead. That's what this, that's go,

(01:54:37):
that's missing. They're saying primarily we're
going to make our money the way we make it a.
Shit load. They're going to make a shit
load of fucking money. Well, they sell as much as the
Switch 1. I don't think so, but.
No. Especially at this price.
The price for his not none of that.
No, they're going to sell, but not like that, will they?
Not an aggressive price. Will they make as much money?
Depends on if there's stick drift.

(01:54:58):
Depends. They made a lot of money on
stick drift so. But yeah, they'll probably make
have to sales same a lot of money because we're like.
They'll make more money based off of everything you have to
fucking buy and how much everything is and then when they
make. That's where it's at.
Less less systems. We'll be going through joy cons
like oh I'm on my 5th joy cons. There is tech in the system now,

(01:55:18):
so I don't know how much they'reactually making off the system
because there's more tech in it and cost more, right?
But they've been working on thisfor a while.
The tech is not that new, no SO.But it's cool though, it's cool
to see them catching up, you know, to the to the times.
I love, I love the presentation.I love the presentation.
I said, this looks fucking good and I got hyped.

(01:55:39):
I said then that to you and I said fuck you.
You're such an asshole. You're such an ass.
Like how much does it cost me? What what, what?
You're such a Dick. You really?
Are you really are You're a. Dick.
Oh man. But I want to see how the
technology works with them over over the time, because obviously
now the negative is that they didn't have a system that could

(01:56:00):
compete directly with the power of the current systems.
But on the Nintendo does though.But the switch on a as a
positive to that a positive thing.
I'm actually looking forward to seeing like a cross Gen. game
being announced and then seeing the switch to logo.
Yeah, because it was never included, though it's always
thought to be very never included.
That'd be a That'd be a very awesome thing to see.

(01:56:23):
You know Street Fighter 6 is going to be cross play.
But you'll have to pay for crossplay.
Yes. You'll pay $10 every time you
want to play Imagine. Not pay as you go every round.
Yeah, yeah. You want to play some?
Who's playing PS $5? You want to, you want to
rematch. $10, yeah. I'd be like fuck you real fuck

(01:56:45):
if they started charging for rematches.
Oh my God, freaking terrible. Well y'all paying for online so.
And you'll call it like NintendoArcade because you have to pay
for arcades back in the day. So they'll call it Nintendo
Arcade and it'll be like, oh, $0.25 for a rematch?
No, fuck you. I really do miss the Virtual
Console though. That's true.
When? People would pay it.
I missed the Virtual Console man.

(01:57:06):
What was the game where you could stack your quarter
digitally on the cart on the thing?
That thing, I didn't even know it was the game.
Like put your quarter up there. Yeah, digital quarter.
Actually. Not quite the quarter it was
next I got next it was Street Fighter.
Okay, they're gonna do that withStreet Fighter 6 now, right it?
Was Street Fighter Six? I can't.
We played online in the arcade part, really, with media clips

(01:57:28):
in them. Yeah, I forgot about that
completely. I forgot that was in part of the
game. Like a fake.
Like a fake quarter. Yeah.
So you're in on arcade. And I was like, well, how?
About we do a digital real. Quarter.
Thank you Sticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do. That, that'll be great.
Let's make Andy arcade. Game.
We'll make it even crazier. Bitcoin there.
You. Go.

(01:57:54):
Dude. I think that's all the negatives
I got. I just see Doug Bowser in his
office, like Jay Jay, Biggs said.
I'm glad I got the 499 with Yeah, that's exactly what I'm
gonna do. I'm gonna deal.
With that I got. That that makes more sense to
me. There's no way I'm paying any
even though it's an actual card with the game on it which kind
of want it but I mean 50 bucks. Kind of got to own.

(01:58:15):
That though like. You didn't want.
I didn't want that. Yeah, you have to own.
I got another negative, sorry. Oh, he's got power now.
I got another. He's charged up now all.
The negativity, the. Box art.
The box art is trash of. What of what?

(01:58:35):
Box art, the way they have the big Nintendo sign at the top and
it's all red. Of the of the system.
Let me see. Yeah.
You're not, you're not feeling that.
I don't think I've seen it. Not comparison to any other box.
Sign Hold on, let me pull up some.
It's definitely not. Yeah, actually pulling up.
Nintendo 'cause they showed it next to the Switch and I'm like,
dude, yeah, that's a downgrade big time.
They showed, they showed us whatwas it, the Mario Actually, they

(01:58:59):
showed Mario Kart and I was like, yeah, Mario Kart.
That looks like version of the same the same cover.
Oh, look at that from Reddit. Oh, let's see, there you go.
Yeah, I don't like that. You don't like that?
That's a negative. It's not terrible.
I mean, it's not. Comparison to the old one?
That's odd negative to me, every, every cartridge is going
to look like that. I mean every.

(01:59:20):
It has more real estate for the switch to logo at the top.
That's all you know. It does make sense so people
know it's. Switch to exactly.
How you need you need doing thatto make it easier on parents.
Yeah, I'm just about to say it. You don't want to make a mistake
about, you know. I mean design wise though, you
can make it look better than that.
You see a parent by the switch one game very well that will

(01:59:40):
happen. That's the thing.
That. They have.
If anything, I would have made the two bigger like you have to
have that is true. Make it too bigger.
But I mean in the logo itself. The 2 is the biggest thing in
the logo. Yeah I mean. 2 All right, bring
the picture over why you had that line.
Yeah. I just just make it ice uniform.
I can kind of see how why they chose to do it that way 'cause

(02:00:02):
you you don't want to make it too similar to the last.
Generation. They're doing this for decades.
But yeah, but yeah. They've been doing this for
decades. I mean the worst.
They're not the worst offenders with it.
PS3 was the worst. They had three different types
of box arts, Actually four different types.
They had different logos and everything.
They changed. I'm like, what the heck?
I'm looking at my PS3 collection.
I'm like the Wii U. Weird.

(02:00:24):
I didn't like the I didn't like the WI U blue either though, so
it is what it is, no? No, I.
Actually like that one. I like that.
You could differentiate. Each system that I didn't like,
yeah, that was the negative for me.
I just. I forgot you were charged up,
man. You're just.
Yeah. No, this is Super Saiyan Jay.
Terrible. Super Saiyan.
Jay, look. At that blue over there, that
blue was all blue. You know, when you when you do

(02:00:46):
that, you need like a like a hair.
Yeah, yeah. So it's like Super Super Saiyan
hate? We'll wait till after, no, after
next Halloween, because I'm going to be I have my Bowser
costume I didn't wear this year.I still haven't.
Oh, you haven't? That's amazing.
That's amazing. I got throwing the ballots of
mass. I got raised my game up.
I gotta, Yeah, you know what? I gotta go all that.
I gotta think of my costume for this Halloween, man.

(02:01:06):
I just have to take it out the thing.
I even take it out the bag. I'm thinking of making my own
costume. So making your own costume?
Yeah, I'm thinking of making my own.
Just be a fucking Tetris block. Why are you taking my idea Easy?
As easy as I first. I won't even fit here.
You like this? You're like, guys, I can't sit
down right now. Wear the straight one.

(02:01:26):
Wear the straight one. You're like, why straight one?
Just John, I'll learn to controleverything with my feet.
Put the L block on your feet. There you go.
It's like a shoe. Yep, no done Tetra shoe shape 2.
Done just. Do the podcast with.
Your feet up. Oh my God.
You can see Cap's going to show up as a switch too.
I might, I might. Where you should come in?

(02:01:49):
It's Toad. Sorry, let's.
Get the toad hat. Yeah, Toad hat.
Is the easiest shit ever Jamaican hat?
Yeah, Jamaican toad. Yeah, I might.
Have to Oh, the Jamaican toad. Listen, Jamaican toad.
Jamaica Toad's the best shit ever dude.
If they put that in the game I would.
I would probably buy switch to day one if that was a costume.
King, Cooper, Paul. King Cooper.

(02:02:10):
Doug Bowser, I'll show up as Doug Bowser.
I'll show up as an asshole. Wow.
Wow, you. Gotta be you.
Gotta be like extra smug smug asshole.
The guy says we should all be Mario Kart.
You gotta line your pockets withmoney.

(02:02:32):
I'd be covered in money, coveredin money, my face popping like a
Vince McMahon. What do you Fox?
Welcome to the podcast, you fuck.
Those damn. There was a Mario character you
can pick. What would you be?
Shit, that's tough. Oh, that is a tough one.
From any game. From any game.
From Mario. I got one who I'd be.
I'd be Shy Guy. I want that costume.

(02:02:55):
That's a cool. I mean, that's a cool mask.
The mask. It's not.
I want the whole costume, the hood and everything.
Yeah, Hell yeah. Yep.
I want the hoodie and the mask. Give me all that Shy Guy all
day. Bullet Bill?
I don't know. Chalk should be Bowser.
I'll give you my costume. No chalk could be like 9 tongs
something. Am I going?
To fit. Yo, he's Mario.
Damn it, I said. Chuck could be like Donkey Kong.

(02:03:18):
What? Why?
Do you say it so quick? And that's the worst part is you
said it so fast. Chuck didn't even respond yet,
man, sorry. Are you a donkey?
Kong. Allison.
Charles would. Be because he could be Don Kong.
That was that was freeze A levelracism, Yeah.
For real, for. Real man, for real.

(02:03:41):
I caught that straight. Like.
Yo like hey monkey. If I'm Bowser, you could be
wart. So if I'm Bowser, you could be
Wart. Wart.
The. Hell, is that who's wart?
Oh, you don't want? I don't know if you want to.
Pull them up part. Two wart Chuck's catching strays
everywhere. Chuck's like I don't like,
Chuck's like I don't like where any of this.
Is good. Nope, I don't like.

(02:04:02):
It's not racist. Kevin racist and Jay went
offensive and Kevin racist. I wear a Donkey Kong past.
You could be a monkey. There's work with a crown.
With a crown in the. Absolutely The fuck.
Why? You wouldn't wear a crown in the

(02:04:24):
robe. What is?
Wrong. Yo.
No, you know who I would be? Who is one of his kids fucking
Ludwig with the hair? I would be Ludwig.
Yes, Ludwig, all day. Bizarre, said I should be Roy
Cooper. You got to have that laugh.
Actually. He's got the hair, too.
Roy, you be Roy, I be Ludwig. Done.
You got to do the laugh, though.Oh.
Turbo could be windy. Yeah, Wendy.

(02:04:46):
You'd be wow and he just agreed to it, right?
Weird you got to do. Yeah, I'll do it.
Yeah. He didn't even disagree with
nothing. That was weird.
He didn't even fight him. Nothing.
I'm not sarcastic. I'm not going to fuck.
Him. No.
You look bad. Serious.
Berto. With the bow and stuff.
Nah you should be berto the bow.It's top my.
Head your mouth open at all times.

(02:05:07):
Spin spin out eggs. Manchester.
Manchester, I think. I think should be tote.
Yeah, a Jamaican hair I. Told you.
What the Jamaican colors from the the the the Jamaican toad?
Dude, no. Mario and Luigi for the
brothers. True Ludwig all day.
Wow wow. So I said turbos let.

(02:05:28):
Me with the the rainbow hair, yo.
Yo. He was the boss in every level,
wasn't he? He was.
He was the one who rides the soccer ball, right?
Yeah, He's the. That's you.
He's. Coming with a soccer ball.
Yeah, that's. You call that the costume.
You call them Lemmy, your worst costume ever.

(02:05:48):
It's fine. Yo, you pulled up the fucking.
I'll do the flomp, flomp, flomp.They have a swamp costume.
I know there is. I don't know if there is one but
it. Has to be a look.
At that, man. Fucking pillow or something
dope. I want a Thwa costume.
That's easy shit. If it's a dope, you put it on,
put it on, you're good. You could, or I could be Bullet

(02:06:09):
Bill and just run into people there.
You go. That's a good one too, called
Chocolate Bill. I put in Thwomp and King Pimp
came up. King Pimp.
Yeah, this, this guy. Got it.
Hold up. What'd you put in?
I put in Thwomp costume and. Let me look it up on Google.
Hold up and King pimp costume came.

(02:06:29):
That doesn't make no guy that doesn't make any fucking.
He looks like the vocoder dude from us Saints Row three.
I got the costume here. This little kid got it.
That's awesome. That's pretty dope.
It's made out of. Foam That's gotta be homemade.
It looks homemade. That does look homemade, but it
looks dope. It looks pretty dope.
It's like a foam. How come that came up for you
and then Pimp King Pimp came? Up.

(02:06:50):
Maybe you didn't do a space or maybe a Oh no no no Twamp
costume. I spelled it twamp.
Boom. That's why.
TWTW. Yeah, that that'll change the
game right there. Yeah, no H All right, let me do
that twamp. That's what came up.
Twamp costume, But why would that come up?
I don't know. King pimp costume King pimp.

(02:07:15):
It's still not even coming. Up.
Still not no. It's not a Thing show.
Me the camera. There you go.
There you go, right? There King pimp costume switch
to his camera. Hold up.
It's on the camera. That camera.
That's bad. It's tiny, but there you go.
That's bad. Hold.
On Let me see. It's sensational.

(02:07:36):
It's not safe for podcast that's.
Fine. Oh, it's King Pimp.
OK, I got it here. That's really bad.
This is pretty damn awful. It's fucking pimp.
This is pretty awful. This is swamp.
Wow, what is this? This is it, right?
Wow, the. Jack is kind of fired.
Off that's pretty bad. 90 only 95 bucks.

(02:07:56):
That permanent jacks. With all the.
Problems right? Here you got ripped off.
What a steal. That's just buy for both of
them. $95.96. Cents.
Wait, that's the same kind. Of.
Games. There's like 50 versions of it
on. The.
Same costume of the same costume.
Yeah, I didn't know it was that popular.
People look at this like. Look at this.

(02:08:17):
Yes. Like what the God?
Damn mad different prices a. Lot of freaking.
I was 150 dollars $130.00. Yes, like don't you guys see the
prices on different fucking sites?
Terraces got the authentic. Pimps.
King, pimp costumes and keep. Going names like back.
There's a ton of pimp costume. Dude, look at this.
It just keeps going, keeps going.

(02:08:43):
You need the fish the fishbowl shoes though.
I'm going to get you, sucker. That's my favorite.
That was the best. Thing Oh my God, man, I was
crying, laughing I. Just got out of jail.
Everybody was laughing at. Him, yo, I was like a panic.
He's trying to run away. This shit just crack.
That's all the funniest scenes of all.
Time that it's like a legit panic.

(02:09:06):
Not to get off topic, but I remember what was it 3 years
ago, three or four years ago, I remember New Year's Eve.
I was with my dad. It's just me and him.
Mom was asleep and we were just doing a movie marathon and I'm
going to get you Sucker was the movie we put on and dude out.
Me and my dad were just crying, laughing.
The whole that was the most memorable freaking moment.

(02:09:27):
It's complete nonsense. Oh my God, it's so funny.
It's so much nonsense. You want to take the window or
the stairs? The stairs they get thrown on.
That's all Wayne brothers influence, yes.
After that, that's when he got the influence.
That was Oh my God, man, too funny, man, too funny.
But anyway, switch to yes, a lotof a lot of switch to yeah, a

(02:09:48):
lot of pros, a lot of cons, but.Overall though, I think they've
done a good job. I'm excited.
I'm excited for it. I want to see what they're
doing. I mean, from the announcements
they did, Mario Kart is what piqued my interest right now.
We'll see what they do next. Yeah, because I'm not really
crazy about Metroid myself. Yeah, because it's 0.

(02:10:11):
Are you what you're hyped about Metroid?
Right. Yes, I am OK.
Yes, I am hyped. About I might play your copy if
it's not digital. Yeah, it's funny.
I'm hyped. I'm hyped for Mario Kart and
GameCube. That's.
Crazy GameCube virtual game. Share with it I don't.
Know and Al you could finally play Pathoradiance yeah without
any issue. I could play it now on the steam
deck man, no baby no, I mean like I've always been able to

(02:10:33):
No, not not not joking, not on the baby screen.
I'm talking about like on on theconsole like baby screen like
like on the on the whole you could play TV yeah, you could
play it on TV. No, no, no, no, I'm talking
about like same. It's the same shit as the
switch. I'm talking about like you could
dock it on the switch and you could actually play it.
You could probably you could dock.
I have I have a dock for the forthe steam deck.
You could open up the game cube and you could play.
I have the same thing that's thesame.

(02:10:55):
You're not doing that. You can do.
That it's actually simpler. You just and it's right on the
Switch. You don't do it, but you will
when you get a Switch too because if it mattered you would
do it on a Steam Deck. You could enhance the textures
to make it look better too. No one cares about that.
Not everyone's a graphical look,man, If you're excited about it,
that's dope, you know what I'm saying?
But for me, I'm not. I'm like, that's cool, that's a

(02:11:16):
cool feature. That's cool that they got the
GameCube. That's awesome.
But there's so many other ways to play it and if you know how
you know the means to do it. That's why I'm not like 100% of
if you know the means to do it for people that don't, that's
awesome that they get because. They have no choice.
Exactly. They're like, I got the game
group again, right? Just like my childhood.

(02:11:37):
Yeah, they get. And that's awesome, man.
Purple system, That's awesome. I don't know how that's an
insult. I I don't know.
So purple. Purple is a great color.
It really is, yeah. It's toxic.
Yeah, I know. That's are they raising the They
forgot to ask this are they raising the price of the online?
Probably. Do you know the price?
Yeah. It's the same.

(02:11:58):
It's 60 now, right? Isn't it 60 now?
60, I don't know, 60 for the well, you pay more for the
Genesis shit, right? Yeah, 60.
That's 60, right? It's that's it's 60 for the
year. Yeah.
That's for the year though. That's.
Not that's for the year. Yeah, bad.
That's not terrible, but I'm asking if they if they're
raising. It it's gonna be 80.
It's gonna be 150. I don't know if they are.
It's gonna be 80. We don't know they'll raise it.

(02:12:21):
People online asked they're gonna raise the price
constantly. I don't know why I keep asking
them to raise the. Price.
You know why? Because.
They thought the online for Smash was gonna be better, but
no. Price is the same, JB says it's
the. Same.
OK, Good. Good, good, good.
Yes, I was a Nintendo guy doesn't know.
Purple is royalty. There you go, Purple is.
Royalty, I do a family thing because I got my daughter on

(02:12:42):
there, so I pay a little bit more, but.
Oh family should be cheaper thenonce told me on their family.
You're not family. You got.
You're not related, you're as. Friends 5 people.
Right. Wow.
I have to put you. Yeah, yeah, I got to see how to
do that. It's it's weird when you put
adults on there but I'll try. It's weird.
Wow, you got? To have ID you have to have ID
or something. No, it's.
Weird. It's easier when you do child

(02:13:02):
accounts, but I think you could do adult accounts.
I got to try that. But but yeah, whatever, I'll do
it. And then we'll save something,
give me a little bit of money, we'll save some money.
On that they said. You give me a little bit of
money and we'll see you. You, Sir, I slipped that, she
said. We'll save some money like.
Like wait, what will? He's going to pay cheaper.
He's going to be something paying cheaper.
I'm not paying for that. So he's.
Like just put me on there for. Free.
Actually, they gave me a free month.

(02:13:23):
Goodbye, Mario. Nice.
For pre ordering I get a free month.
You have a month to be Fire Emblem.
After that y'all won't see me online.
Wow, Jay's complaint? Sounds about right, not 20.
Dollars sounds about right, yeah. 20.
Dollars though. Some things never change. $20
ain't bad. Individual.
I'm paying the 60 though. Individual for the year with the

(02:13:44):
expansion pack is 50 bucks. 50 yeah 50 bucks.
Which is not bad. That's that's pretty good.
It's not terrible. For the year, that's not.
Your family though. I'll see.
Use your family. Wow, sounds weird.
When your kids can play, I'll pass it back over to old enough.
I'll be like, yo y'all, I don't need it no more.
That's yeah, that's all we got for that anymore, man.

(02:14:13):
Drawn out. Man.
You know, his friend, when I first set up that sound bite, I
was just going to do like a 2 seconds, it's the best.
And then I'm like, no, I'm just going to let it play, man.
Because you could cut it off because you think it's over and
it's like not still going, stillgoing.
Anymore any more positive or negative?
I can't think of anything, man. I'll say one more thing.

(02:14:33):
Are you guys more positive for it now or more negative?
If I look at the Internet response.
No, no, there's no you personally, you personally, you
personally. Wait, I can't think for myself.
I gotta go online. No, no, no.
You personally, that's how you do.
Go to Reddit and then I'll decide.
Personally, I'm indifferent. You're indifferent, OK, You're
indifferent, OK, you well positive or net more negative or

(02:14:53):
kind of more positive or middle.I like everything that I'm
seeing. My only issue is just the the
pricing of how they're doing andhow they're how they're
releasing stuff. Where do you land though?
Where, where are you? It's more positive, Kev.
Obviously stupid, positive, stupid question.
Everything they're doing. Stick all yo.

(02:15:14):
Mostly everything. I'm mostly positive.
I'm positive about the system. The only thing I didn't like was
the key card thingy. Overall positive, but there's
still some things I'm older like.
Overall positive about the system itself, I'm happy.
I'm the same, I'm the same. I'm I'm more positive but.
Like I have to see where. I don't have how much if I cost.
Overall. That's the thing, it's like if,

(02:15:34):
you know, I'm an old school gamer, so if it doesn't really
cost me, you know, playing gamesthe way I, you know, usually
play them, then I'm I'm cool, I'm chilling.
But if it's like something that I usually do and it's costing me
more, more money, I'll be like funky.
Bowser No. Well, I'll say.
I'll say also. I forgot about the chat button.
Yeah. We didn't talk about the game
chat, you guys. Oh, we gotta, we gotta wait and

(02:15:55):
see. I I don't know much about it, so
I don't really not. Excited about hitting a button
to pay? Yeah.
Hit the button to pay but. Button on your controller Yeah,
pay for it. Yeah, it.
Doesn't Oh the the C Oh, that's stupid.
I forgot about that. That's fucking stupid.
Stands for cash. That's exactly what it stands,
yeah. I can't set that button up for
something. That stands for Cock in your
ass. Why?

(02:16:15):
Because that's what you're doing, putting the cock in.
Your ass, Sir. I said this before when style
when you were in the bathroom before.
I was talking about the switch too and why I'm not pre ordering
it and it's mostly because I looked at my my library of
switch one games and it's like dude, my backlog is crazy good

(02:16:37):
luck. So I'm like I can wait.
I don't have to get it at launch.
I could wait. And they didn't give you
anything that made you feel you needed exactly that too.
Exactly that too. So I I no, I still got other
Lords. Baba said.
Super indifferent for sure. Yeah, that was for no reason.

(02:16:58):
No, no reason. Not really.
No reason. The mouse mode I'm indifferent
about. I'm happy to give you the option
of doing it. I don't think it's like I'm
excited. That's not a thing for me
either. I don't really care for.
I would try it. I would try it.
Are you gonna buy the Nintendo table arm that they need for
your legs? Use your legs.
I know you can use your leg. You're gonna use your leg eye.
He likes that shit. Weird.
We'll see how that works. Rub your leg.

(02:17:19):
Rub. My leg.
All right. Look at when you're streaming.
He's gonna see how that what's his arm.
Doing what's his arm doing? And one last one last thing I
heard about the camera. So they have this thing where
they're sending you a little camera.
It hurts the performance of the system when you're running that.
Awesome. So perfect that.

(02:17:39):
Kind of sucks. That is not cool.
So we good on that. We good on.
We don't need that. That's no camera.
No camera needed. I'm good.
No camera, you need it. And the resolution of those
little screens that they have atthe bottom was ass.
Yeah, even in the presentation that it was like 5 frames,
that's crazy how they did. They showed that I've been
different about how why they showed it 'cause they said,
look, guys were trying, Yeah. We're trying.

(02:18:01):
Like, on one hand, I'm cool. I'm glad that you like just
showing it. They didn't.
Lie. Yeah, you got it home and it
looked like ass. You were like, yo, I didn't look
like that. On TV, yeah, I'm glad that
they're transparent about, yeah,kudos to that.
But it looked like shit. But it does look like shit.
They'll iron. Out.
It'll be ironed out by the Switch 3.
Yeah. Fucking.
Intern. Fucking intern.
That's like with the Wii. Shoehorn that in.
Yeah, Yeah. Exactly, Yeah.

(02:18:21):
Shoehorn that in. You guys remember Netflix on the
Wii? Remember how they had the TV?
Yeah, yeah, shit, God yeah it still.
Was they made a big a big deal about that shit and Nope.
It's great time. Remember, they used to have to
give you a Netflix disc to put in your PlayStation.
I still have. I think I still have it.
To run it. I think I still have it.
There was no apps to download. Yep, that's crazy.

(02:18:44):
But yeah, that's all we got for the Switch.
Yeah, man, it's. Coming out soon, we're hype for
it. We're going to have it on the
channel. Be sure to check it out.
Hit that subscribe button. See it all when we get it for
you. That's not the right button.
That's not that's not the right button.
Yo sticks you got when you guys get your terrible, when you get
your switch to you got to make avideo and be like yo, you broke

(02:19:05):
motherfuckers. You wish you can have it.
You won't even show footage in the game.

(02:19:26):
You're eating the meal. You're wiping your face with
$100 bill. You broke motherfuckers.
That got sunglasses on. Got to do an unboxing like that.
Like you're probably you're probably watching this video
right now because you 2 broke toget this shit start yelling at.

(02:19:50):
People like. That's beautiful.
Play that Switch 1 mother. Get on my level.
Then I open the box and it's a switch 1 man.
And you do a hard cut. You all adjusted tattered

(02:20:11):
clothing like your bums again. Gotcha.
Bitch way too much. That's wild.
All right. Yeah, for those who are happened
to check in for the very first time, decided that you love,
love late 57, you can't get enough, we got some more content

(02:20:31):
for you in the form of a streaming schedule.
Starting Sundays, 3:30 PM usually 230 nowadays, 2:30 PM
Eastern Standard Time. We got let's play Sundays, let's
multiplayer games, y'all. It's either going to be versus
Co-op or mixture of both one or two of the same.
You know, so make sure you join the discord follow us on social
media to find out what we're going to be playing because it's

(02:20:52):
always something interesting. It's always something great.
We got we got good taste. So, you know, check it out,
check it out, Chuck, what you got going on Fridays.
Got fight on Fridays 9:00 PM Eastern Standard Time.
Every Friday I play fighting games.
I play beat them up sometimes and beat people up sometimes.
I get beat up. This Friday I might be getting
beat up in Guilty Gear Strife. So TuneIn, if you guys have the
game, I want the smoke. So let's fight, man, Let's

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fight. I'm down.
Guilty Gear, Guilty Gear, hell yeah.
And 7:30 PM Eastern Time on Wednesdays.
We got the podcast here, all five of us doing what we do
best, doing this Co hosting, hosting thing.
We got y'all if you're joining in the live chat, making this
whole thing a party. If we got a guest going on, the
guest's going to be awesome. Discussion's going to be lively.
You know it's always going to bea great time, so make sure you

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come through with you want to support the podcast anyway.
There's several things you can do.
You can rate and review on your preferred podcasting platform.
Wherever you get podcasts, you can do that.
Tell some friends, family that we exist.
That always helps ring that bell.
Like subscribe, do all that. And if you want to step it up
and support us on a higher level, consider that membership

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either on Patreon or 4th wall AT-857-A and T dot com slash
hashtag membership. Hell yeah.
There you go. Hell yeah, hell yeah.
But any of the free stuff is fine.
You know you want to comment, leave.
You know, leave a comment, comment.

(02:22:21):
What was that noise? Comment Yeah.
You. Don't like you got free stuff,
so in the rack, in the chat, that's all good.
All that stuff. Works fine too.
If you guys want to, you know, yeah, that's.
Why we do that? We don't have a Yeah button on
YouTube. Yeah, yeah, I've got to find
that. Noise again, that was amazing.

(02:22:43):
Brain just shut off. It's amazing.
We all yeah. That's exactly why our outro was
in canned. Yeah, yeah, do.
It live, I do it live. Hell yeah, man.
Yeah, buddy. I want that dope.
See you next week. That's right, man.
We got a tier list next week. Oh yeah.
Hug your parents. Drink water, man.

(02:23:03):
Thanks everybody to chat, you guys have a good one.
Peace.

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