Lewd Intentions

(18+ Explicit) Hey, everyone! We have reached the penultimate episode of our show! Only one more episode to go after this gem, so make sure you're all caught up! There were only a few major categories we could think of that we were missing reading comments from, and we thought this one probably the most relevant to 2022/meme culture: Ass Eating. I'm not sure how it took us so long to get there, but here we are. The jokes ...

(18+ Explicit) Well, well, well! It has been about a month since our last episode due to a couple of obstacles! As you will quickly find out in this episode, a lot has happened in a month! We both went on a trip to Las Vegas, we've been to shows, and I finally had my ACL surgery right after that. It has been a bit of a recovery period, so we waited a little while to do another episode. Alas, here we are, back again! Our little...

(18+ Explicit) We did it! We stayed true to our bi-weekly schedule! This episode is brought to you by my neighbours and their can-do attitudes! We figured it was about time we talked about screamers/loud moaners on the show. We're sure everybody has experienced something to this effect at some point in their lives. It's the classic noise used to insinuate there is anybody is watching porn, a sex scene in a movie, and it&a...

 (18+ Explicit) Welcome back to another episode on another Tuesday! For this episode, we thought we would read comments from BDSM videos; another big category we somehow haven't touched on! Kari got comments from more Dom focused videos while Des got comments from more Sub focused videos. Honestly, they all get tied up together at the end of the day.  Of course, there is no shortage of random anecdotes and stories of what we h...

(18+ Explicit) After an unexpected little break the past few weeks, we are back with a brand new episode! Don't worry, we took some time to really reflect on ourselves as well as this episode in the last few weeks. We decided to read comments from videos with mirrors as the main attraction! We feel like we always see mirrors as the classic trope for a "sex room" or honeymoon suite in movies, so obviously there were a...

(18+ Explicit) Everyone could use a helping hand every once in a while, right?! Well, we think so, which is why we decided to get a firm grasp on comments from Handjob videos this week. It was about 95 degrees in the room we recorded this in, so please enjoy us falling apart at the seams while trying to also keep it "professional". Before we get down to the nitty gritty, Kari was really excited to share her guaranteed way...

(18+ Explicit) Bet you thought we forgot about this topic, didn't you? Well here we are, ready to read comments from the Creampie category itself. Of course we take a quick detour to mention our recent camping trip that thankfully didn't end like the last one, and how it was full of firsts! Aside from that and other ramblings, we read out quite a few comments that are full of way too much information, and we have a couple...

(18+ Explicit) First off all, shout out to Lizzo for the title inspiration. Secondly, welcome back to another episode of Lewd Intentions! The summer solstice was just upon us, which means it is officially the season of fun in the sun. To commemorate the occasion, we have chosen to go below deck with one of the most summer-like topics we could come up with: Boats/Yachts. We obviously mean sex on a boat, not just taking a casual sail...

(18+ Explicit) Happy Tuesday, everyone! We are celebrating another year of Pride here on the podcast and we are bringing a big topic to the table. Aside from reminiscing on how great umbrella hats were, we do actually have a relevant topic for this episode, and that topic is: Lesbian. It's obviously a very popular category that greatly varies in production. We think we found a little bit of everything to discuss, and we came a...

(18+ Explicit) The regular duo is back! Welcome to another episode of our lewd and crude show. This week we took a suggestion given to us by a lovely lady when we went to the Billie Eilish concert and ran with it. We did something a little different, because instead of a specific topic, we found comments from a specific user/uploader! NerdyFaery is an uploader who gets into a bunch of different kinks, and we definitely take you thr...

(18+ Explicit)  We hope you're on the edge of your seats for this one, because we have a surprise co-host for this week's episode! Kari couldn't make it for this one so we had to get someone to try to fill her shoes. You may have heard this person's name come up once or twice before, so we figured he would be a great substitute.  We found comments from Edging videos this week and there was no shortage of content...

(18+ Explicit)  Welcome back, everyone! This episode we are going below to the belt to get into one of the basics of porn videos and sex in general: Blow Jobs! We found a variety of comments from a variety of videos, and we also wanted to find out why they have the misleading misnomer of blow jobs! (Some unfortunate souls must have been on the receiving end of a strong breath of air, right?) Also, we're sure it happens every e...

(18+ Explicit) Welcome, welcome, we are back! Thanks to some chatter amongst friends, we had the idea to read comments from Bang Bus videos this week! It is a topic both hilarious and concerning depending on the context, so it's pretty much in line with every other topic of discussion! Before we get into the comments (and during), we get a little distracted. We play a little Bop-It, have a couple messy bedroom confessions, and...

 (18+ Explicit)  Hey everyone, we are back again after a little bit of an unintentional break! This episode we talk a little bit about why we didn't have an episode last week and what else we've been up to. Other than that, you probably want to hear the actual reason we're here; porn comments! Our topic for this episode was threesomes! Threesomes, three's company, menage a trois, whatever you want to call it, th...

(18+ Explicit)  Calling amateurs of all kinds! Hobbyists, enthusiasts, and athletes alike! Even podcasters such as ourselves, we wanted to shine a light on Amateurs this episode! Well, not all amateurs, actually. A specific kind of amateur relevant to our show... adult film making! This week we dove into comments from the Amateur category of porn sites to find comments of all kinds. Being such a broad topic, we have a little bit of...

(18+ Explicit) Listen, one of the best things to come about from releasing our episodes on Tuesday is that we happened to land on the greatest TWOSDAY in our lifetime! Today is 02/22/2022 which means if 2 is your lucky number, live out your dreams today. Don't break the law, though... there may be consequences. And those consequences may be filmed, and those films might end up on the internet, and there might be people who hav...

(18+ Explicit) It's a week late, but we made it back for Episode 52! We have a lot to catch up on, including some very exciting news for us in our personal lives! (No pregnancies or marriages here, folks.) We spend the first little bit catching up on things we have done like our ski weekend, other weekend trips here and there, and then our most exciting news if you know us at all. Oh yeah, and because we're a podcast that...

(18+ Explicit) Welcome back to another episode with your Lewd Ladies Des and Kari! We made it despite Kari getting stuck in the snow! This week we are reading out comments from Skiing/Apres Ski videos because it's just that time of year, and we also just happened to have a skiing trip coming up this weekend. I mean, who wouldn't want to destroy every pure and innocent image of a ski hill right before spending the weekend ...

(18+ Explicit) IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE! First and foremost, Happy New Year! Secondly, welcome to EPISODE 50! New year, new episode, new bathroom break song! We have made it halfway to 100 and that it just crazy to us. We once again thank you all for listening, it means so much! Anyways, we pretty much jump right into it this week, reading out comments from one of the most ass-ticipated categories out there: Anal. We only read o...