From the Shadows of Rumors to the Spotlight of Survival with Elliott Carterr

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Ever found yourself tangled in the web of social media, dodging rumors and clinging to personal space like a life raft? That's where we kick things off, tearing into the challenges of living publicly online while fiercely guarding our privacy. Elliott Carterr joins us for a raw look at life on the inside, spilling the beans on everything from late-night jail culture to the weird amnesia that hits the moment you step back into the free world.

We get candid about the sting of false allegations, from whispers about my sexual orientation to serious accusations that could crumble one's life. Through humor and transparency, I tackle these head-on, sharing my strategy for navigating the murky waters of public perception. Then, it's a shift to lighter vibes as we chew over the whole dining experience, from deep-fried taco empanadas to the side-splitting confusions of language. Plus, Elliott dishes on his side hustle with Only Fans Reviews and the bizarre ways people try to catch his attention.

Wrap up your listening experience with a blend of personal tales and broader musings—like the close encounters of the wildlife kind during a night stroll in the sticks, and the spontaneous zest of planning travel with newfound freedom. From the hilarity of online challenges to the serene strategy of chess, it's all on the table in this episode, dished up with the kind of honesty and heart you've come to expect from our corner of the podcast world.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I know I ain't perfect, but you know I'm still
gon' try, no matter what I throwat my heart.
You know I'm still gon' fight,even when they're all well.
I still did you right.
I know that you went the wrong,but I'm still gon' ride for you
, hiding me deep in the darkwhen I gave you light that you

(00:24):
put that blame on me.
Throw away my pride.
It could be a million miles,but I'm still gon' slide for you
.
You already know I need you bymy side.
Won't you stand?
Won't you stand?
Won't you stand by me?
I shouldn't be on the wall.
I shouldn't get no more time tohear you Promise that you'll

(00:50):
stand by me.
Won't you stand?
Won't you stand by me?
I shouldn't be on the wall.
I shouldn't get no more timewith you.
Promise that you'll stand by me.

(01:13):
Mmm, little, I've been.
I ain't want to.
I don't want to rock as my soul.
I would lose the size, cause Isee you do Rock-a-roll.
I go over the ice bones If Isay I'm sagging in front of you.
You know that I'm set at 10toes.
Even when they told me not to,I kept my blood as close.
You already know the type ofpush when we get broke.

(01:35):
Now, every time I look for you,it's like you're not around.
Still, I don't see no loss.
I did everything from the heart.
If you lean on me, I promisethat you won't fall.
Won't you stand?
Won't you stand by me?
I shouldn't be on the wall.

(01:57):
I shouldn't get no more timewith you.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Promise that you'll stand by me.
Won't you stand?
Won't you stand by me?
I just need a little time.
I just need a little more timewith you.
Promise that you'll Welcome toLive from the motherfucking

(02:24):
gutter your boy, elliot Carter.
We here with the motherfuckinggas guard.
You know the vibes.
You fucking know the vibes, man.
We here, man, yeah, what's theword?
Man?
How you feeling?
Talk to me.
Fucking kistos.
You beat me two fucking times,man.
It kinda got me, like bro,irritated right now.

(02:45):
Yeah, we gonna tap in with thatin a second, but tell me about
these people hitting your lineabout social media.
Yeah, bro, I should have justfucking annoyed you.
Bro, they think I'm?
Hold on, I'm podcasting.
I'm gonna call you right back.
I didn't mean to answer theanswer.

(03:14):
Yeah, don't, man, it's cool.
But but yeah, please, man,please, please, stop hitting me
about what the fuck Elliot does.
I'm not his fucking keeper.
Again, I hate saying this shit,bro.
I'm telling that man what to do, what to post, who to post, do

(03:34):
what the fuck you do, like Ilike podcasting sometimes.
Yeah, this is a businessunderstanding.
Understand that themotherfuckers don't understand
that shit.
Man, they call me about yourpersonal shit that you got going
on with you.
I heard my fucking a call myphone talking about shit that

(03:58):
got nothing to do with me.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck they got to dowith me?
Nothing at all.
Like I don't like that Cause.
Then it's like I don't knowwhat's going on, cause all I'm
gonna do is call you and be likeyo, what happened?
And then when you tell me whathappened, it be like, well, damn
, nigga the fuck.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Cause I'm gonna give you a full breakdown.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, exactly, you gonna give me both sides and you
real with it, like, yeah, youknow I fucked up here doing this
one time.
But man, fuck all of that, Idon't care about that.
Shit.
Man, I really don't word likeyou, good at what you do, keep
doing what you're doing.
Yeah, I wanna say, cause I'venever seen you unpost anything.

(04:46):
I just wanna say that word.
Yeah, there's been someinstances where I've taken stuff
down.
If I am wrong, I'll takesomething down, hands down.
And now I'm telling you, tim,when you take that down, where
did you get that call from?
Most of the times it's you.
This is what I'm saying, bro.
Most of the times it's you thatshit is crazy, bro.

(05:10):
I don't, I don't, I don't, Idon't, it's sad.
If you don't wanna beentertained, do not follow the
page.
That's it, bro.
It's not even that.
You can't.
Don't say that, because thenyou're gonna scare everybody off
.
So let me tell you, let me tellyou how to just, I don't, I

(05:31):
don't be on the page like this.
Yeah, he don't.
He don't pay attention.
So, with Stax's concern, hedon't say much about the social
media at all.
He only tap in, really, wheny'all complain to him too much.
So don't listen to him and sayyou know, like, if you don't
wanna follow the page, first ofall, everybody follow the page,
always follow the page.

(05:52):
Now don't, don't DM mestupidity and then you don't
have to worry about nothing.
Now, when you DM me stupidity,that's when I launch
investigations and I startlooking into who you are and
your background.
And your face ends up on theElliot Carter show and stuff

(06:14):
like that.
You know what I'm saying.
And if your face ends up on theElliot Carter show, that's not
really a bad thing, because yourface is who you are, that's
your character.
You know what I'm saying.
I posted Jamal Brown the otherday and he got mad hit-ups.
Everybody was hitting him uplike yo and everybody thought
you was gonna say some wickedshit about him.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, cause I set it up that way to music, Exactly.
That's the crazy shit.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
The music, the emojis and the background.
That's crazy, you know.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
But the whole time I was tapped in with Jamal.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
This nigga's premeditated.
Y'all, y'all playing withsomebody who already got some
line dumps for you, each andevery one of you.
The fuck bro Like y'all don'tget it.
That's what this nigga do, man,he's good at what he does, yeah
.
So when I posted Jamal, a lotof people was hitting him up
letting him know that nigga DMme.

(07:08):
You know what he said in the DM.
He said yo, bro, at least youpicked a good picture.
Thank you, that's what I wouldhave said.
I would have caught some jokesfrom him.
Now, when he said that, thattold me everything I needed to
know.
That told me everything Ineeded to know Because he's one
of the only people that hit meup like yo.

(07:30):
I don't even know who you'retalking about, but I do remember
that post.
Like I know who you're talkingabout, but I don't know him
personally.
I think, he knows you.
I don't know him like that.
I think I've been around himprobably like twice and that was
because we was around the samecrap.
That's all it takes.

(07:50):
All it takes is for a person toshake your hand one time and a
nigga to feel like he met yourmom.
Bro, niggas, act like he metyour mom.
That's a fact, niggas starttelling bitches.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Elliot Carter.
Yo bro, you don't know me, youdon't fucking know me bro.
That's something that I wantedto get into too, because I was
just talking to somebody aboutthat.
That's like a lot of peoplePeople who know me know, like I.
I'm not paying that shit nomore Because I know bro ain't
behind that Like, why the fuckdo people you don't know me,

(08:25):
people that know me, know me?
You know what I'm saying.
If you call me hitting me upAbout some shit, elliot's, you
know I'm gonna say that shitain't got nothing to do with me.
Hit that nigga up.
That's if you know me.
But a lot of y'all don't knowme.
I know me through Instagram.
I know me through people.
Y'all know me because your broTold you not to like me and some

(08:47):
shit.
I don't care about that shit,bro.
I don't care about none of that.
You don't know me.
That's big.
That shit is real, bro.
People be thinking they knowexactly, like bro, what I said
earlier.
My fucks keep saying, bro, thatnigga is gay bro.
I'm glad you said this.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
I have to.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Because it's bothering me.
It's like why does everybodykeep saying that shit to me?
There's reasons.
There's definitely reasons,please, there's definitely
reasons.
Now, when people start runningout of, when the truth don't
work, they start making thingsup.
Yeah, like yes.
And then the type of nigga I amwhen you make something up

(09:33):
about me.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I'm gonna have fun with you.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
You know what I'm saying.
Like, if you you calling me gay, like the niggas that started
that, calling me gay, thatstarted in 2020.
First of all, shout out to JojoFor sucking my dick and me
fucking her and her baby father,spreading the rumor that I'm
gay or whatever the case may beso cool.

(09:55):
Why you gotta say names, though, bro, because I'm like that.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
I'm transparent, I'm 100% transparent and that's on
the wax and off the wax.
Shout out to Jojo.
Shout out to fucking Jojo.
She's a great dick sucker,she's.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
She's Niggas is fucking.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
She's no, yo bro, she's top 3 dick suckers in
Staten Island.
She's top 3 dick suckers inStaten Island.
Let's get back to it.
No, but we have to talk aboutwhen she's mad at her baby
father, because when she's madat her baby father, what she
does is suck the closest penisaround.
That's what she do.

(10:35):
She's like the sexy red kind ofbitch.
Oh no, listen, fuck my babydaddy.
Shout out to her.
Shout out to her baby daddy.
Yeah, so getting back into whatwe were talking about.
So, back to what we weretalking about.
What was what were we talkingabout?
Oh, you being gay.
Oh, yeah, so what I do is playwith that.

(10:55):
Like they started calling megay and shit like that, and I
was like cool, he's mad that Iwas fucking.
Oh, so that's what you?
Oh, so Son just made this shitup.
Like, oh, came out of nowhere.
And then, when they came out ofnowhere, I was like cool,
that's cool.
Like I'll take that and I'llrun with it.
So what I started saying was Istarted saying Chuck sucked my

(11:18):
dick when he jumped.
When they jumped me, I don'tknow.
Wait, you gotta chill when theyjumped me inside the bitch Stop
saying names, bro, I don't knownames, don't do names when they
jumped me when they jumped me.
You can tell the story withoutsaying names.
Alright, yeah, cool when theyjumped me.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I don't know no names In SG default.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I started saying you know what I'm saying.
I started saying the nigga thatled that attack.
I started saying he sucked mydick and just the disrespect of
him, and just to play with theniggas that was calling me gay.
Like, alright, cool, y'allwanna call me gay.
This nigga sucked my dick,what's up?
Yeah, I don't understand thisnigga's fucking hilarious.

(11:59):
Yeah, like I was just havingfun.
So I guess people took that andran with it and now they like
he's gay.
But that's cool, you know.
But are they saying the personthat supposedly he's not gay?
Um, nah, hell, no, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
The person that I said that about that.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
I said that about being funny.
Damn, we can't say names.
Forget it, man.
Just move on.
Alright, move it along.
What were we talking about?
Just had a brain fart.
I'm saying I'm gay.
Yeah, that shit is crazy, causeit's not just niggas, it's

(12:43):
bitches too.
Yeah, I know what are yousaying.
They called me a pedophile.
Oh yeah, they called me apedophile.
That's crazy.
And that came from aconglomerate of bitches, because
I do have a tendency ofhumiliating females, and it's

(13:10):
not the fuck.
Does that have to do with beinga pedophile, bro?
Because, like I said, I have atendency of humiliating females.
So a conglomerate, a group offemales got together and they
had this one little bitch saythat I tried her, I was being

(13:32):
inappropriate.
What is the proof?
So that's exactly what happened.
So they was like oh, ellie wasbeing inappropriate with China.
Harper, that's the bitch thatalleged that made the
allegations.
Whoa, leave name's on.
No, I don't know, that's public.
That's public, that's public.
That's all on Facebook,everything.
And I say the name because it'sfalse and I don't give a fuck.

(13:52):
There's no police reports filedor anything like that.
That bitch tried to make astain on my reputation.
China Harper could eat a dick.
Nigga, I'm saying that name onwax.
Yes, that name's on wax.
Fuck that.
She said the bullshit.
I don't know what that is.

(14:13):
That sounds, man, familiarthough China Harper.
It is very familiar when yousee the face, you'll see.
But she said the bullshit.
And then I was like, okay, cool, well, let's all y'all are
saying this, let's all gettogether and y'all could show me
any type of proof text messages, screenshots, whatever y'all

(14:34):
have to support this claim,let's talk about it.
And if that's the case, wecould, it could be dealt with
Accordingly right there, whethery'all want to deal with it in
the streets or you want to dealwith it legally.
However, y'all want to dealwith it, we could deal with it.
They never wanted to do it, soit was left at that.
It was left at just anallegation.

(14:56):
I hate when people just allegesJust a pity, like that, why
would you want to put that on me?
And then someone recentlybrought that up on social media
and they said, oh, elliot's name, and they had that whole
bullshit with Elliot being apedophile.

(15:16):
And I was just like, alright,cool.
So I started talking about thatperson.
You know what that person didDelete the post and apologize.
And you know what I did Leftthose posts up because I just
left it in the story, like ifyou say anything stupid, like,
I'm gonna come for you, I'mgonna come for you.
Can you give both sides a story?

(15:37):
No, I'm gonna give the truth.
I'm not gonna give both sides.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I'm gonna give the truth.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I'm gonna go straight down the bottom line.
We're gonna give the truth.
That's why I fucked you.
I'm not going for side A, I'mnot going for side B.
I don't care who's the bighomie, I don't care who's more
popular.
None of that.
We going straight for the truth.
Check out the rule, man.
You know the truth, man.
Just straight for the truth,just like you me, and said today

(16:05):
there's three sides to a story.
There's your side, there'stheir side and then there's
Elliot Carter, the bottom line.
I mean, I feel you on that.
That's how journalism goes.
People don't understand that.
And it's not a side picking.
He gives you the chance to pickthe side.

(16:27):
Yeah, exactly, it's not a.
It's not a, it's it's.
I don't listen, bro.
I personally don't know whatyou're doing in social media.
I don't watch social.
I don't be having the time tosit down and be on my phone like
that I do the most.
I get people that hit me up andsend it to me.
A lot of them be niggaslaughing like yo, bro, yo, this

(16:48):
nigga's hilarious bro, like alot of them.
Be that.
Yeah, I can say that.
But the small percentage of thepeople that do hit me up on
some negative shit like, bro,that shit ain't got nothing to
do with me.
If you know me and you know Idon't even know about the
situation, I don't care aboutthe situation If the nigga know

(17:11):
me and nigga know like I don'tcare to.
Even I don't want to knowcertain shit.
I'm big on that.
Yeah, now you ain't gotta tellme all of that.
I don't want to know all ofthat.
That's too much.
I imagine you even gave me thatmuch information.
You understand what I'm saying,so, like people don't know that
, though, you know what I meanand I can't.

(17:33):
I'm tired of that shit.
It's a ball, that's a hassle,and if you call me about Elliot
Carter and Elliot Carter show,I'm gonna flame you.
I'm gonna talk to you, becauseit's obvious you're not tapped
into my shit, nigga, cause look,nigga, you ain't hear me
telling you.
Yeah, you feel me.

(17:55):
I'm telling you, Stop hittingme up about what Elliot does.
Elle is a cool person.
Get to know her man.
Just stop trying to stop tryingto throw shots, and then, when
shots thrown at you, it's awhole another situation, bro,
yeah, I don't like that.
That's not cool and my wholething is like and that's for
everybody, bro Like that shit ishorrible, it's horrible, it's

(18:20):
horrible.
My whole thing is, bro, like ifyou come and you standing
outside my crib and you takingpebbles off the floor right, and
you taking those pebbles andyou throwing them at my window,
you keep throwing pebbles at mywindow, bro, that's like nigga
that.
Go outside and hustle.

(18:40):
Bro, if I come outside with ashotgun and I shoot you in your
chest, you can't be mad at me,you can just shoot you in your
chest.
But we gotta come outside andsay, bro, if you do that again,
I'm gonna go get my shotgun andcome back.
No, I don't have to do that, Icould just let you keep.
You can stay in New York.
I could just let you keepthrowing that.
Oh, we not in New York.
Yeah, exactly, I forgot.
We're supposed to.

(19:00):
We're not in New York, we inHartford, we in Hartford, that's
where we at.
We in Hartford.
You come outside my motherfucking door.
I'm not saying nothing to you,bro, I'm on, go.
But this is a gun carry state.
You got felonies, you know, Igot a felony.
I did three in New York.

(19:22):
I did three in New York too,and then I did another two and a
half.
Yeah, sucks Jail, sucks Couple,couple violations, bullshit.
I beat all my violations,though that was good.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
36 months flat, that's all they got from me.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
That was good.
Mother fuckers is crazy.
And you was locked up with acouple niggas too.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I was locked up with a lot of niggas, a lot of niggas
, I was locked up with Any ofthe jail stories.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Incredible jail stories.
Everybody got incredible jailstories.
Incredible jail stories, let'sget into it.
Jail stories with Elliot Carter.
Jail stories with Elliot Carter.
All right, hilarious story, allright.
I was on 37 top.
We in Franklin State, no names,franklin State Correctional
Facility.
I don't even.
I don't even remember theniggas name, to tell you
honestly.

(20:16):
But yeah, that's crazy how youcould go to jail like I did, mad
time in jail and yo, I neverforget my little bro, my little
big bro, excuse me.
He said to me he was like yobro.
He said yo, in two weeks youain't gonna remember none of the
niggas names you had just inthere with Yo bro.

(20:38):
I swear to God, my nigga.
In two weeks I'm like yo.
What's the nigga?
Yeah, I used to eat with thisnigga at night.
Like damn, forgot the nigganame.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Bro, yeah, I can't, bro.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Once you get back home, you get back into the
streets and you get back intoreal life and sales and kids.
And, yeah, bro, you rememberyour bed before you remember it.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
That's a fact.
I remember my bed.
I remember when I was 37 topsoh you just pulled up Third year
.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I just pulled up, exactly.
You just pulled up 37 tops.
You still on the top.
Yeah, I don't even jack the top.
Nah, no, it's my first bed, I'mfresh.
You know what I'm saying.
I wasn't doing, I'm not doing,no top on.
I was cool with it.
I ain't mind, I ain't have noproblem, I ain't with it.
We two different breeds, youknow what I'm saying.
I used to like the top bunkwhen it was time to read, though

(21:26):
, cause I put my feet on the onthe on the locker and I'll be
sitting up there reading Best ofthe man.
Top bunk is trash, but you, yougo through what you go through.
So, boom, 37 top.
It's a regular, regular day.
It's probably like two, threein the morning.

(21:47):
I'm laying down, right, wait,so this is this is the AM, or
it's a regular day, cause youwent from.
It's a regular day, but it'slike two, three in the morning.
I'm, I'm, I'm in bed, you knowsweet.
So so it's not the day, it'smorning, it's morning time, all
right, cool, two, three in themorning.
I'm sleep close and thenturning, and it's a late night

(22:10):
cause it's still activity.
Niggas is moving, so I had tobe.
Oh yeah, remember, they had the24 hour late night.
No, you wasn't there for 24hour late night, or not?
Not that shit Water time?

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, I was not, I was in water, yeah, but you, you
was in Franklin, franklin.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, I never witnessed no 24.
I had 24.
I think it was like that's whenyou left 2014 to 2017.
That's, that's I was.
I'm turning 2008, 2009.
Yeah, yeah, wait, wait,different wait different times.
Yeah, they had 24.
We, we, we actually stopped the24 hour late night.
Yeah, I'm sure, Bro, theystopped that shit Cause niggas

(22:48):
used to get in there and watchthe CineMax HBO Get crazy 430 in
a month.
Yeah, Niggas is, niggas is.
Yeah, Bro, jail is different.
Bro, that's shit.
Yeah, Bro, jail is differentbro Jail is different bro.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Listen to this shit, bro.
I'm causing a turn 37 tops 37tops.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I'm laying down.
It's like two o'clock in themorning and I'm just, you know,
tossing and turning.
I'm I'm not used to the, to the, to the jail beds and shit, but
while I'm sleeping, how longwas on the Allen floor?
Nine months.
So how, the fuck?
You ain't used to the jail beds, cut it out, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
You know what I?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
mean.
No, you know what I'm saying.
Like, bro, it's just notcomfortable, that's it Cool.
While I'm sleeping or adjustingand shit I'm, I feel I feel
eyes on me.
You know, like I just feel eyeson me.
I got eyes, gay eyes.

(23:53):
What?
Yeah, niggas trying to takeyour cookies, something like
that.
Nah, so while I'm laying down,bro, I turn to the side and this
brolic nigga bro I'm talkingabout, like yo, this is frankly.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
In Franklin.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
In 2014.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
No, this was 2015.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
This had to be 2015.
I was in green, this had to be2015.
I was in green.
So this nigga is like this.
You heard, damn, we was lockedup for the same.
We was locked up At the sametime.
I wrote that on your picture,nigga.
I didn't know that.
So, boom, you fucking looked upmy number or something, nigga.
He fucking read it.
Eldott posted a picture, oh I.

(24:36):
And then he said he.
I was like oh, I was locked upat that time.
Yeah, eldott, always Eldott.
So, boom, the nigga had thesheets.
He had a sheet over him likethis I'm in 37 top, he's at 38.
Mm-hmm.
So he had a sheet over him likethis, just like this, and he's
looking dead at me.

(24:56):
Ah, and Chanel, bro, cash inout.
I don't even want to, son, whothe dog he's, but he's acky.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Like you don't understand.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I ain't worried about none of that.
I am we different people, youunderstand?
I ain't worried about none ofthat.
So what I did was Hit thatnigga with the lock I had.
Bro, immediately, bro, lock inthe sock is real, there was.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
That is real that is real, but there was so many
niggas in there, like there wasso many homies in there, it
don't matter bro, you beatingoff Yo bro, you crazy, that's
gay.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I'm bossing you up side your head, but I'm gonna
fuck how big you is, nigga.
I'm not with that shit, bro.
You got me fucked up, my nigga.
If I could put the locker inthe sock, nigga, he, the guy hit
with the whole locker Door'sopen.
Boom Bro, this would haveopened on him.
You know, word to my mother,you crazy nigga.
Nah, he the died Bro.
Why you looking at me like that?

(25:51):
He did, and I just came upnorth.
So you know I look struffy asfuck.
I mean like you look crazy, bro.
He did die, but I wasn't thekiller, bro, like I wasn't the
killer but I was just like son.
I look, oh, the house, thehouse hopped him.
Nigga, what you think I did,bro, I bet you I made it hot bro
.
I said I made it hot.

(26:13):
I said I said yo, bro, what thefuck is you doing?
The homie was right there underme.
He said, he said what happened,bro?
I said yo, this nigga'scatching out.
Bro, when I tell you, everyhomie woke up, nigga, nigga's
was just like nigga's woke upthere.
It was like all right, copy,copy.
Go back to sleep, y'all Go backto sleep.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Go back to sleep Go back to sleep, leave that shit
alone.
That meat.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
He did that before, bro, that meat, he did that
before that morning that morning.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
nigga's felt him, nigga's felt him in that
bathroom nigga.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
He took that before to somebody, bro, and they
probably didn't believe it, orit was like sun capping.
So when you did that it waslike, oh nah, nigga's got it, he
got it go.
You heard, Bro, it didn't eventake.
Bro, I'm telling you, I had tobe like the.
I had to be like like the sixo'clock count.
He was done, he was out ofthere, and that happened out

(27:12):
like two or three in the morning.
Nigga's up.
Yo.
We had this one police officer.
He said, come on, all right.
When I was in green Fuck wasthis nigga named, bro, it was an
officer.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
It don't matter, no name.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Officer Thomas.
No, this is an officer.
That nigga was yo bro.
They used to talk so much shitabout this white dude.
You heard how racist he was Alltypes of shit.
You heard that nigga, let uskill anything.
Bro.
That nigga used to be like Ibet Y'all need it's quiet in

(27:45):
here.
I got 15 minutes wreck.
You heard Word to my mother.
We knew what that meant.
Nigga Niggas was yo bro.
That shit was so fun, bro.
Green Green was one of thewildest gels I was in when it
come to wild shit.
Green was definitely wild.
It was dope, nigga.
I have so many jail stories,bro, nigga.

(28:08):
One day I was walking from themess hall.
Nigga, I was walking from themess hall and I was in the
tailor shop, so I had a house inthe back.
You know what I'm saying.
Like, as I'm walking and I'malways, you see how I isolate
myself, like that's just how Iam.
I'm just walking, chilling son.
Somebody started walking with meand he just started talking to

(28:29):
me and shit, like I ain't evenreally know the nigga.
You feel me Mm-hmm, but I justseen him around.
So we just walking and talking.
Somebody who's walking behindthat nigga son came up to him
like, while me and him wastalking, rip boom took off.
I'm like, oh my God, yeah, Igot him bro.

(28:50):
I just kept walking.
Bro, tell me why this fat asspolice?
He's like stop, he startedrunning right to me.
He's like stop, stop, stop.
I'm looking like oh, I knowhe's not talking to me like stop
, bro, that nigga came right tome.

(29:11):
He was like I saw what you did,like you have to wait.
I'm like look at this like oh,he did you hit him.
He thought I hit him bro I'mlike no, I'm like yo, bro,
listen like I'm playing for mylife.
Nigga, you don't know the niggathat did it.
No, nigga, I don't know, I wasjust making sure.
I don't know.
See what nigga, it's what I'mgonna say If there wasn't there

(29:34):
was another there was anothercop in the booth right there.
That cop told him like nah, he'sgood.
I left right there.
I remember I was in a swing, Iwas on B Block.
I was on B Block and, like theofficer, he was so big, they had

(29:57):
, like one of them what you callthem shit some fucking 902 and
what was that shit called?
The B shit?
The B shit, the high shit thatthe life goes beyond.
Oh, I know what you talkingabout.
That's the shit.
This fat nigga was sitting on,you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like watchout check Yo bro a nigga got cut
.
You heard this nigga tried tojump down.

(30:17):
You heard, listen.
You heard, listen.
You heard he tried to jump downso fast.
You heard that when he hit thebottom and he tried to, he tried
to do this run and grab thenigga that hit him.
Boy, the nigga caught a heartattack, bro, they ain't even
cared.
Like two more niggas got shotright there right through the

(30:40):
neck, cause it was like, oh shit, not a police down, so they
running to the police.
That shit was crilled that dayin the yard was crazy, bro.
And I was in there, man, thatwas during rap.
I hear me and my son have stone.
That was my son.
I don't even supposed to say noname, but that's my son.
Half what.
That was my son.
At the time my son used to goon a visit.

(31:00):
You heard he was like it'sright here, y'all niggas doing
all this time, but ain't nobodygetting no pussy.
That shit.
You that V Holler it son.
Why he was getting pussy.
Boy, he was going on trailers.
Oh, he's married.
Half had like 17 and no, at thetime he had like 11 and at that
time half was married.

(31:21):
Nobody was going on trailerscause nigga had to be married
and you had to be good.
So that was half stone.
That was my son.
Yeah, man, but yeah, that wasthe funniest shit that I've seen
.
You was in.
Oh nah, I've seen.
I've seen much funnier and I'veseen much prettier.

(31:43):
You know, the cop had a heartattack, bro, and it was one of
them cops that popped mad shittoo.
So that's what made it evenfunnier.
It was like yo, bro, you poppedmad shit, my nigga.
He's just like, yeah, niggaswill put your fucking.
When he said niggas will putshit, it's a good time to date
back, like, why are you wantedthem niggas?
I ain't back cool, nigga had aheart attack on the yacht and,

(32:05):
damn, it died.
Nigga's helicopter, nigga,nigga was like 360, something
big nigga, yeah.
Yeah, the police in the state isdifferent than like, than the
island, completely differentvibes.
Oh nah, that's a totallydifferent.
Those two totally differenttype of police.
Rikers Island, they play, theygotta play cool, because, nigga,

(32:29):
I'll catch you down the block.
Stop playing with me, youliving a hood.
Stop playing with me, youliving a hood, yeah, they, I
don't know, like just in Rikersbro, like upstate, upstate is
like there's no disrespecttolerated, with police in the
state.
That shit is like living outhere.
It's like meeting somebody outhere and they police, like it's

(32:53):
weird, it's different, it'sweird, it's just weird, it's
just different.
Have you had encounters withpolice up by where you live?
What them crackers?
Yeah, like getting pulled overor anything, any type of

(33:13):
encounters.
I've been pulled over a fewtimes, yeah, but they once they
see the New York shit, they seethe New York license and shit
like that.
Well, now I got my statelicense there.
Yeah, I'm not gonna say withstate bro, before I did that
they would see the New Yorklicense and actually be on

(33:35):
something like yo, we're notgonna rough you up, we're not
gonna pull you out your car,we're not gonna do all of that.
Yeah, you have to be tooaggressive, like we're not
arresting you.
You're driving off with yourcar.
You understand what I'm saying.
I've been pulled over, and butI've been pulled over for having
to spend the license thing, ohyeah, where's the round of

(33:57):
applause?
Cause, bitch, I'm off childsupport.
Where's the round of applause?
Oh yeah, I had to get that outthere, I feel good.
So when I used to get suspendedfor the child support shit cause
I ain't gonna lie, man I usedto piss me off, bro, like why
you got me in this shit.

(34:17):
But we ain't gonna get in allof that what.
They would suspend the license,yeah, bro.
And then I would have to pay,like the first time I paid like
3800, second time I paid another, bro, I just almost had to pay
another 2000.
Hold on, when you pay that 3800, it goes to child support, yeah
.
And then it takes fucking fivedays for them to fucking
activate your license again.

(34:37):
So I'm sitting in the fuckinghouse for five days, can't make
no, mother.
You understand what I'm saying.
It's fucking crazy, bro.
Are you gonna just ride dirty?
I don't drive without nolicense.
No, I don't drive like that.
No, I'm not.
I don't play like that cause Iride, but we already know I'm
blowing a police suit.
You understand what I'm saying.

(34:58):
I'm very good with that.
I know how to drive.
So guess what, if you pull meover, you better know how to
drive, officer.
But out here they know how todrive.
That's one thing I learnedabout out here.
What do you know about out here?
Out here, I know if I getpulled I could pay them niggas
to let me go.
Let me teach you something.

(35:23):
Connecticut has a no chase law,so, oh, yeah.
So once you hit a certain, Iforgot about that, but this
thing don't.
So, bro, there was a GrandTheft Auto.
I witnessed this with my owneyes.
It was in New Britain.

(35:43):
It was a Grand Theft Auto andI'm at the gas station where the
stolen car is, with the peoplein the stolen car.
The people in the stolen caryeah, three cop cars came to
arrest them because they got areport that they got a call

(36:03):
after the car was there Likedickheads.
All three cop cars came inthrough one entrance the same
way.
Yeah, boom, they just skirt andpulled out.
As soon as you hit, like acertain, as soon as he hit the
corner, they just stopped.
Yeah, because it's a certainamount of it's a degree of

(36:24):
safety.
Yeah, if the chase is gonna bedangerous and it could hurt
somebody or cause danger tosomebody and it's not worth the
arrest, then they sacrifice it.
They just let it go.
Mm-hmm, it's like no, I thinkyou gotta go a certain amount of
miles over the speed limit whenthey stop, cause that's how I

(36:47):
was with my looting case, withmy looting case.
But then again, I ain't gonnalie, I jumped on the other side
of the parkway.
That shit was crazy.
Yeah, word, I never let youhear that shit.
I don't think so.
That shit is hilarious, bro.
But I'm on it, right, so youpull me over.
I don't have a license.
Like, fuck this shit, I don'tcare, the case is closed, so I

(37:09):
can talk about it.
I'm like fuck it, jump on it.
I jumped down.
It was like a hill, like a hillgoing down, but the parkway was
on that side.
You heard, like coming towardsme.
I jumped on that side, boom, Ihit the service road.

(37:29):
I hit the side.
You know, shoulder, I'm on theshoulder, going crazy.
Look, I finally seen theopening.
It was a red light.
I jumped, or cut through thewhole shit.
Blow in that whole shit.
They catch me.
So now, yeah, I got away.
Oh, yeah, nasty word.

(37:51):
Come on, bro, I'm nice, look.
So now I get, I let you hit atape.
We gonna be dying.
So I get the tape and I'm likethe fuck, you hit a nigga.
He's like, yeah, I pulled himover.
You hit a dog barker, like,yeah, I pulled the ball, I'll be
over here on.
He just took off.
He just took off.

(38:12):
Oh, he just hit the grass meoff.
I'm not chasing him.
Where you got the tape at?
It's in my car.
It's the only CD that I keep.
There's two CDs that I alwayskeep in my car is one CD is
beautiful music by L Dot.
As a fact, it's one of myfavorite.

(38:32):
That's one of my favoriteprojects.
He did that project when I waslocked up with those dope, so
like 2016.
No, this is 2009.
Yeah, my first, but it's 2009.
So that that and that fuckingdiscs, cuz they gave it to me on
this.
Come on, yo, what the fuck?
I still got this with a fuckingthe USB, like it was weird.

(38:57):
But that's how Jersey is, socountry out there.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
I heard a nigga say whathappened to that Jersey case.
He had what, nigga?
I got a question.
I Got a question, I beat it.
Who is more hated?

(39:19):
This is a tricky question.
Listen to the question who ismore hated?
Transgender people or or Cripsin jail?
Well, crips aren't hated injail Like that anymore.
When did this happen?
It's been happening, nigga.

(39:40):
When I was locked up, crips waslike not really, not really,
probably in Franklin, but notreally not on the island.
Obcc, I mean records Island isdifferent.
But I would say the island is alot of Crips, yeah, a lot.
There's a lot of Crips, a lot.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
It's not.
It's not low-riding.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
No, that's to the point where they have their own
side of the island.
Make them.
They got.
They got this segregated.
Not all it's so good.
I was locked up with shows.
Well, it's segregated, bro,they ask you the questions.
When they ask you questions,certain shit.

(40:21):
Yeah, those is to see what aplace you at.
You know that, yeah, I know.
Yeah, that's what they do.
Shows wasn't crippled on theisland either.
He was in the crib house, ofcourse.
So how wasn't he correct?
Everybody's in the crib?
No, I'm not on the island, we'sin green.
He wasn't correct.
Oh, yeah, well, he was crippledon the island when I was my

(40:44):
fucking bro.
That's my fucking name.
Yeah, I fuck with him.
Well, 2014, that's my son.
We was in green 2015 together.
That's the last time I seen him.
He went home and I he, when Iwas in green.
I heard about what happened to.
It was weird.
I Was happy to make a one-homewall.
I should.
That should piss me off, bro.

(41:05):
Yeah, that's still my son.
I some peace shows.
Yeah, I was the bro for a whilegrowing up.
Nigga, I was my best friend.
That was my.
That was my nigga fucking Robused to come with the big-ass
fucking Radio playingM-A-T-H-O-D.
That was that shit.

(41:28):
I thought Rob was that nigga.
That was the only thing I dodays to walk around.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
How old?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
was you and started at that point.
Same age, how old was y'all atthat same class, all up?
Huh, how was y'all at thatpoint?
And me, method man, shit, Idon't even, but we was.
We was old enough to be Walkingaround seeing that shit.
Nigga I was, we was outside,nigga, like you got understand
at that time, we was kids, we.
We used to go outside.

(41:56):
No phones, no, none of that.
When we came back home, that'swhen we came home.
You feel me like we was badkids, but it was like we all in
a hood.
Yeah, that shit was dope niggaand shells is a little little
snotty.
No, that was my nigga.
I love that nigga.
I'll pee my bro man you know,you know Reggie Porter.

(42:21):
Now I was locked up for thatwhole.
But you know who he is.
That's the little cousin ofsome, nephew of some shit, I
don't know.
I don't know what, whatrelation he has.
Wait, he's like I think he'sall over nigga, but I was locked
up with him.
But I know, when we was in acrib, shows came up to our crib.
He's knocking on the door.
He's like where are you?

(42:42):
I told him it comes in, dope.
I came to the door, me, andReggie was chopping it up and I
was like yo, this thing is crazy, the fuck, like the fuck you
doing it.
Are you supposed to be in thecrib house?
It was like a shows Facts.

(43:04):
What's going on with till?
A man tell me it's doing great,but we got a couple of reasons
going on right now.
I just, brother, I just broughtmy um Frenchy Hopefully she got
a couple.
Shake them up.
Shake them up to know, sack,you heard I'm praying for a nice
six, seven piece.
I mean, you know, going off ofher size.
I got my other girl she'spregnant Stella that I call on

(43:30):
with on my boy, surfway, aka pop, my fucking brother.
You know the vibes we got thaton the way cooked up.
Hopefully we about to get crazywith that one.
Um, I got like three morebreedings coming up.
I'm just waiting for on theheats to start.

(43:53):
That's it.
I just let my one female is thediamonds he go by.
I was gonna breed her so a dog,but I don't know.
I'm gonna let this one go by.
Next one I'm a hitter but it'sa fire as moral.
Okay, so it's good, sounds good.
I went to the spot called ElSol deli today.

(44:19):
What's that?
They have Empanada tacos.
I can't fuck with that Mexicanshit.
That's not for me.
Why not?
Why not?
You say why not?
Yeah, why not?
That should make me shit.
Oh, like that's reallyshouldn't go for me.

(44:40):
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Well, this spot in.
LA.
I could go fuck with some tacoswhen I'm in LA.
There's just them burritos outthere is just different homie.
They put their thumb in it.
Now, I don't like.
I don't like that.
I don't like how you said that.
I don't like.
I Just don't like that wholesituation.

(45:01):
Are you just discriminatedagainst El Sol city?
You didn't even give them achance and you just said you'll
go to LA and enjoy some stuff.
No, I'm telling you what I do,what works for me.
That's what I've done.
But you have to try out El SolDeli.
You didn't even give them theopportunity.
No, shout out.
El Patrons on Bay Street statin'out.

(45:21):
They definitely got the threefire tacos.
I used to pull up for those,I'm not gonna lie and you can
fuck around, get your headtapped.
Fuck around over there.
I don't even go there no more.
You, you bump in there.

(45:41):
Anybody over there is no joke.
No, I feel you, yo bro, yougoing in and you gonna bump into
Everybody you ain't seen andthat everybody looking for you
be like yo bro.
You mean to tell me niggas islooking for your ass and you

(46:03):
right here, el Patron, I'm outof here.
Yeah, let me get the fuck outthere for these things.
Pull up, hey bro.
This shit is crazy, bro, elPatron is the, that's what you
catch, a nigga like it.
That you are not.
This means that El Patron,that's just crazy.
El Patron had his head istwisted, sir Tom.

(46:28):
No, el Patron is fired.
But let me get into this foodreview.
At El Sol Deli, located at 631Manchester, connecticut, I got
um Three empanada tacos fromthem.
I got a ground beef steak andcheese those is my shit.

(46:54):
And Chicken and cheese knows myshit that they're egg rolls,
steak and cheese.
They got those.
No, I didn't see none.
No, they don't got the egg rollsteak and cheese.
I ain't pulling up, yeah.
So I got the steak and cheese.
They got empanada tacos.
That's, that's what theyspecialize in empanada tacos.

(47:16):
You gotta, you gotta look atthis.
So they deep-fried a taco, bro,in the empanada they open right
, whoa, oh, it's incredible,it's incredible.
So let me look at this so Icould do the review real quick.
Oh, no, that shit looks good.
Yeah, and you're being biased.
You know you talking about allof them.

(47:36):
I'm not biased.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
I told you, I've done just said if they don't have
the egg roll, egg roll, steakand cheese, I'm not pulling up.
And then you see this and saidoh, you ain't so many pictures
though.
That's why you gotta listen towhat I'm saying, bro.
I'm listening the food reviewsthat I do that.
When you said, when you saidthe empanada tacos, I said what,
let me see that?
And cuz not?
Now I'm paying attention.

(47:59):
All right, so we're gonna breakthis down into five categories,
how we do with everything, andthe five categories are gonna be
presentation, portion,affordability, service provided
and quality.
So Let me release this phone sowe could get into the numbers.

(48:24):
Presentation I'm gonna go nine.
They didn't.
They did a good, notpresentation, wise presentation
I give him a ten.
That's why it's everything'sbased on category.
That looks fire.
So nine, nine presentation aten For portion.

(48:47):
Ten, that's a lot bro, that's afucking.
That's a taco empanada, bro.
You can't, there's no way, youcannot give a lot of in that.
I'm gonna go eight.
I'm gonna go eight for portion.
Each empanada taco is theregular taco you eat.
Compared to them shits.

(49:10):
No, those were larger.
But you have to consider valueas well.
It's like 395 per taco, perempanada taco.
Oh, oh yeah.
I weigh in value a little bittoo, oh yeah so portion.
I gave him a eight.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Presentation I gave them a nine.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Affordability I'm gonna give them Eight, because
it's not.
This is not bad, we'll give hima eight.
Service provided I'm gonna givethem a eight.
And Quality I'm gonna give himeight and a half.

(49:53):
I was actually very, veryimpressed with the, with the
food and how it tasted.
So taste, it isn't a word.
Taste, it isn't a word.
That's a word.
I thought it was taste.
Tasted is not a word, bro.

(50:15):
I think they're good on thatone.
We'll see.
I love you, but I don't thinkthat's a good.
We'll see you right now.
Taste, it is not a word, and wegonna remix this if it's.
If you wrong, and I'm right,we're gonna remix this.
Taste is one word.
How certain are you?
I'm, I'm, I would bet a dollar.

(50:40):
Tasted is not a word and youwould lose a dollar because
taste, it is a word.
My vernacular was incredibleDon't you ever come to me?
I ever taste it.
Don't you ever come taste itlike that on the wax.
Taste it.
Google it yourself.
Yeah, it's gonna.
It's gonna come up past tenseof taste it's a word.
Taste, it tasted.

(51:02):
How you spell it.
It tasted amazing.
Past tense is taste amazing.
That's current, that's present.
That's present.
You're speaking presently.
How did it taste yesterday?
It tasted good.
It don't taste good.
You for yesterday?
You right, come on baby, you'reright.

(51:22):
Vernacular is what I studied.
I don't know for what you say.
You question that shit.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
No, I did, I said it.
I said it so confident question.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
When you said you, you got confident after you
looked on Google, fuck out.
You said how did I get youlooked?
At me like you thought about it.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
No, I did you know, that's just dumb as fuck no it
doesn't.
Yes, you don't cuz I use it.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
They get this.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
It tasted that and then you got it on record.
You gonna be here.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
We do gonna hear yourself say no, never I would.
I say so confidently, broGoogle, bro, I watched you
Because you had to a dancing toyou and you thought about.
It tasted like oh shit, that'sjust so crazy.

(52:18):
Nah, I don't know.
Hold up, that's some.
That's Nine plus eight pluseight plus eight plus eight
point five, but you make sense.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Past tense.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
So and that is current El Sol deli Presentation
.
We're gonna go through thisreal quick again.
Presentation they got a nineportion.
They got an eight affordabilitythey got an eight Service
provided.
They got an eight quality theygot an eight and a half, which

(52:54):
gives them a total grade ofeight point three, which is
amazing.
So I absolutely recommend it.
And, yeah, y'all go check outalso the El Sol deli and
Manchester Connecticut, trustthem.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
And banana is that by ?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
the spot that I be going to.
Yeah, oh cuz I'm going there.
Yeah, you should come.
You gotta go by five.
What my like five six pm.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
I'm going, I'm going.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I'll tell you the dates and shit.
Yeah, matter of fact, yeah, wegonna be in Manchester at the
fucking funny bone.
Check it out.
On, on.
Was that much what you said?
March 1st, march 3rd, march 3rdstop playing with us, we all
start.
Yeah, I'll pull up for sure.
Watched her, yeah.
Then there's another situationin Albany I just can't think

(53:41):
about.
I bought my tickets already.
Yeah, I always buy ticketsearly.
I like, I like seeing I'm, Ilike funny shit.
My brother's going to see Drake.
Where in Boston, buffalo, I'mnot driving a buffalo, I would
take the plane.
They got little planes thatdrop, go back.
But I don't like how theturbulence feel on them, shit,

(54:03):
cuz I can feel like we about tofall out the.
Yeah, I'll be scared on alittle plane.
I used to take a plane from NewHampshire to, fucking, um, new
York white planes.
That shit used to.
The turbulence on that shit wascrazy.
How is that?
We, um, I Don't need it once,but so far, I'm about to hit it

(54:28):
right now.
I'll tell you.
I think you better roll thepaper.
Nah, I don't clean smoking.
Yeah, this is, I'm a vegansmoker.
Yeah, I don't.
I don't smoke any animalbyproducts, or, uh, no papers.
No, no, natural papers, bitch,we was just smoking papers the

(54:50):
last time I've seen you.
That sure wasn't even twomonths ago.
Yeah, no, but what it is is yourolled.
It was your L.
So I'll accept that I'll eatpork sometimes, but I don't eat
pork.
Cut it out, you fucking,fucking.
I don't.
I don't eat pork if I'm notcooking.
You know what I'm saying.
Like, if I'm cooking, then I'mnot gonna eat pork.
But if you already, come onplay, play one more game.
So I could, because you talkingbullshit.

(55:14):
Hey, say the book.
Hey, you talking bullshit, bro.
We, what's the score right now?
It's two to one.
I'm up right here, bro, it'stwo one.
You got it, I give it to you.
You trying, you trying, youdoing, all right, all right, we
could get back into story timewith, uh, elliott Carter and

(55:34):
Gaskar.
How did, how did I pop up onyour radar?
We discussed this already, noton wax.
What you deleted?
It, motherfucker, I hate whenyou do that, yeah, so how did
you first hear about ElliottCarter?
Um, I forgot what you wasposting.

(56:01):
It was something mad funny, itwas fucking hilarious.
Oh, wasn't it me sucking thebitch toes?
You said, yeah, it was thatshit.
Now that you're, he's wild, bro.
I told my man about that shit.
Now, my man, my brother, and hewas like.
But he said, he said, yeah, Iknow that kid, he could do.

(56:22):
So I'm like, all right, that'scool, make me win him, because
this nigga had me dying allfucking week.
Bro, like, that shit is thisnigga's comedy, god.
And then, from there, we just,we, we link, I hit you, we link,
and we've been playing chess.
I never met you for months,longer than years.

(56:47):
I made it clear in story timewith a gas gun.
I made it clear, like that's afact.
We had an on the phonerelationship, no matter what
this nigga would be like, yo,let's link, let's get some
drinks.
And I would just think back tomy Harbor days and the
reputation that you had.

(57:08):
And I was just like, yeah, nowyou download the chess app, bro,
and by bottle we go face time.
Yeah, like there's absolutelyno way, there's no way.
So he waited two and a halfyears.
We're going to have this coupleyears.

(57:29):
That's a fact.
And then when I started thepodcast out here, he was one of
the first people I reached outto.
I was like yo, I'm reallyactually was on a phone and I
was like wait, I was at theinput.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, you're like, you're all
the way, you are, you are,you're at the input.
I'm like, yeah, I'm always atthe input, I'm going to input a

(57:51):
time.
You like what?
Yo, that's crazy.
Because I'm like I'm closer,I'm like where you at, because I
thought you was in Philly.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
I remember the conversation you're telling
about.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Yeah, I know the conversation you're talking
about now, I'm like, hold on,wait.
I'm like, wait, you wait.
I'm pulling up on you right now.
You was like, nah, not rightnow, not right now, but we're
going to link, we're going tolink yeah, I remember exactly
the conversation.
We were like we finally linkedmy nigga and I'm like, yeah,
that's facts, that's fire.
I fucks with you though, bro.
Yeah, I don't know if youremember, when I was staying in

(58:26):
the harbor, you used to call myphone for son.
Call my phone for son.
I ain't saying no names, Idon't even give a fuck about all
that, yeah, but yeah, you didsay that one time though.
And yeah, that's a fact.
That's crazy, because that'swhen I showed you the number.

(58:47):
You was like, yeah, that's mynumber.
I said, oh man, but yeah, niggacalled my phone one time.
I'm like yo, we're such a I'mlike shut up, that's my bro.
I'm like yo, what you?
You calling my phone, bro, youlike a shut up.
This time that's my bro.
I'm fucking, I don't know, weknow, yeah, we know, I don't

(59:12):
know, we know, but yeah, fucking, what else?
What else?
What else was it?
I think I was in Vegas.
I was, um word, I was so pissed, I was so high.
I was so high, I was fuckingplaying at 13.

(59:34):
I'm like I want to play chess,because anytime I smoke weed, I
want to play chess.
Yeah, it's like that's the besttime to play chess.
I can hit you up.
Yo, bro, what's up, I'm on thechess Shit.
I'm man, listen, I love gettinghow I'm playing chess.
She's good for your mind, bro,definitely.
Well, makes you think about it,she's your girl.
Yeah, it's your girl.
I moved out, you moved thehorse, all right, all right.

(01:00:04):
Now I'm just moving shit fromnothing, paul, and so, yeah, man
, I'm gonna keep this Only FansReviews going.
So, y'all, yo, that shit iscrazy, bro, I ain't going live.
Bro, I got a couple people thathit me about that.
Only Fans Reviews, what theysaying, they want, they, they
try and get me to get you toreview some, like some people's

(01:00:26):
shit.
Yeah, tell them to send it tome.
Why they don't?
Why they hitting you to talkabout me, bro?
I don't know.
Tell them, niggas, why do youdon't be like, send it to him,
like hit him up?
I do nigga, hit Elliot, stophitting me.
That's his job, that's what hedo.
I don't do that shit.
You're gonna tell me you'regonna go, yo bro, tell him to

(01:00:48):
hit your bro, tell him to go goview this bitch.
Only Fans, bro.
I really don't be having timefor that shit.
I'll forget about that shit andyou'll hit me a week later Like
yo bro.
You told him.
I'm like yo bro, did he view it?
No, didn't know, nigga, whatthe fuck I forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
What the fuck is wrong with you, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
But now that I'm talking about it, I remember who
, because now you understandwhat I'm saying.
Like now, because this is areal story, I remember it right
now, like, oh shit, you didn'ttell me, bro.
Tell them, niggas to fucking DMme they don't even have to say
that and be like yo, bro, youdon't even have to say that, and
just send the bitch pictureLike yo.
That's how Only Fans bestraight to the point.

(01:01:31):
You don't have to have no typeof conversation with me.
Like I don't want to talk toyou neither.
I don't know why.
Yeah, I don't know why, but youbeen slumped.
Listen, I'll be making it clearLike I'll be showing love to
people.
I'll be mad positive.
They think you're gonna trollthem, bro.
Niggas, be scared to gettrolled.

(01:01:52):
Bro, niggas, don't be scared toget trolled.
They be scared to get trolledby Elliot Carter.
No, niggas, just be having shitin the closet.
Yeah, and they know I'm gonnadig that bitch up.
Yeah, you got to chill.
I'm gonna dig that bitch up.
You said it again.
You got to go, but it gets mygo.
Yeah, it's your go, nigga, I'mstill in the morning.

(01:02:15):
Yeah, come on, bro, you are.
I'm hot, I'm hot.
I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot.
So we're gonna push this point.
Niggas got dirt to hide.
Okay, oh, your car is gonna digthat bitch up.
Yeah, that's hot.

(01:02:37):
That's what it really be.
My fucking be so scared to hityou up.
I'll be like man.
Listen you niggas is crazy.
Bro, hit the nigga, he gonna.
He gonna trust me.
I said if he don't reply to youin less than 60 seconds, he's
not on his job.
I promise you.

(01:02:57):
I always tell people, bro, justhit that nigga.
Bro, he's the easiest person tohit up.
Bro, his number is on Facebook.
You can call him from Facebook.
Y'all don't?
Y'all know that.
Why the fuck y'all hitting meup like he hard to find?
I hate when niggas call myphone like yo, I didn't get
Elliot when I I'm gonna go.

(01:03:17):
Bro, you got to call that niggabro.
Like, call him.
Why the fuck are you screamingat me?
Whoa bro, that's not.
I got nothing to do with me.
That's Elliot.
And then it'd be so fucked upbecause I don't be knowing what
the fuck.
We and you know I'll be playingthat cool.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
I'll be so fucked up or not I don't even be caring
about half this shit that wegoing on.
I'm always playing that game,I'm that effect and they tap it.
Man, say so, blue man.
I think it's just crazy.
I'm smoking everything.
I'm lying, I'm a hype, but I'mranking three digits.
Yeah, yeah, I tap in withpandemonium Carter on Facebook.

(01:04:02):
I'm smoking everything.
I'm smoking profiles.
I'm smoking profiles.
I'm smoking profiles.
I got a fucking.
But yeah, that shit is.
It's a headache, man.
It's a headache dealing withElliot Carter and his bullshit.

(01:04:23):
You know what it is.
I'm very passionate about theElliot Carter show and I love
that is 24 seven.
It's a 24 seven show you behaving me arguing with my
people's.
I don't know that.
They did something first.
Then you got to stop, bro, theydid something first.
I always tell you that, bro,they did something.

(01:04:44):
Leave my people's out of it.
Do you consider true to life inpeople's?
I don't know half of them.
I love Shanaida, that's it.
I don't care One more person.
And now, now, if she's stillworking there, I don't go to
fuck about, not not to say itlike that, but that's not.
That has nothing to do with me.
So my coverage on true to lifedoesn't bother you.

(01:05:06):
I don't read it.
It has nothing to do.
Let me tell you something,right, if I'm not going to
invest my first of you, rightthat you're too small?
Oh, everybody says that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
So when you do send me the screenshots.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
I'm gonna say it like that because this is the fact
when you do send me thescreenshots, or somebody's mad
at something and sends me thescreenshots, I don't read it
until I talk to you, and then weread it together.
Or I'll be like yo, bro, I'mnot reading this, bro, read it.
You'll read it out loud andI'll be doing whatever I'm doing

(01:05:48):
Driving or whatever it is thatI'm doing, bro, I don't know,
because I'm writing novels.
That's why people get mad.
Because you sat, no, but yousat there and read that shit.
Yeah, so that's what reallycounts the motherfucker really
sat there and read that shit.
Not only did they sit there andread it they screenshot it and

(01:06:10):
then sent it to someone else andthen and read it and it has my
logo all over it and read it two, three times, more than that.
Because More than that.
Pay attention, because a lot ofniggas can't read and I read
out loud on purpose to make surethat I can read.
You know what I'm saying.
A lot of people don't do that.

(01:06:31):
A lot of people you can't sit.
That's what we need to do haveniggas read out loud.
Read out loud challenge.
Read out loud challenge.
Elliot Carter.
Read out loud challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
OK.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
I could start that up .
You need to.
I could start that up.
Yeah, you need to.
People don't participate in mychallenges though.
Nah, like the polls and stuff,yeah, but you see what I said,
you see was you.
Did.
You see what I started?
Who you think read better?
Oh, no, that's embarrassed, yoJim.

(01:07:08):
Who you think read better?
Yeah, who you think?
Who you think got the bettermattress?
Hey bro.
Who you think refrigerators for?
Whose bathroom is cleaner?
Whose bathroom is cleaner?
Oh, who got roaches?
Oh, my god, bro, I ain't see aroach.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Oh, you're never going to see nothing like that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Who got rats?
Who got rats and mice?
Who got mice that's making micewith rats?
Who got mice that'scrossbreeding in here?
Who got rice?
Who got rice?
Who got rice?
Who got rice in here?
You don't got.
You don't got.
You got rat mice.

(01:07:52):
You got rice in here.
There's three races runningaround.
There's three races runningaround.
There's three races runningaround.
You got three races a kingquesso and a cat.
Yeah, that's crazy, but you gotproblems.
You got I'm about to callanimal cruelty, because them
rice's need to eat.
You see how big them shit is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Fuck animal cruelty.
That's about to call Vic.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Hey, bro, I'm telling you, bro, these motherfuckers
is crazy.
You know what I mean.
If I was in charge of thempolls, the polls would get spicy
.
Nah, you, just, you, just, youjust spiced it up.
I promise you that Niggas wouldbe mad.
That's why I don't want to dothat shit, because I'm going to
piss you the fuck off.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Nah, trust me bro, that's what I do.
I piss people off who you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
think pay more rent?
Who you think live with theirmother?
Come on, bro, like my polls arehurt feelings, homie.
Yeah, my polls are hurtfeelings, bro, and nigga ain't
gonna want to look at your page.
Episode 26 done.
Fuck the city up.
And I ain't drunk, neither I'msober.
Episode 26 done.

(01:09:00):
Fuck the city up, because thisbitch is done recording, not
going.
Let's do the.
Who could read out loud shit?
I got two bitches in mind rightnow.
Who, bathroom?

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
cleaners.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
I want to know, yes, who bathroom cleaner y'all?
No, you got to kick off yourshoe right now.
Challenge with the bottom ofyour sock.
Look like, yeah, take the sockoff.
Challenge, cause socks belooking good on camera.
And I want to see a time stamp.
Bitch, hard as hell, I want tosee a time stamp.
Yeah, don't send me no shitfrom 2013.

(01:09:31):
What I'm saying, bro?
What I'm saying, bro?
I want to hear bitches read.
I want to hear the ratchet, mybitches read too, the ratchet.
Get the ratchet one, put her onthere.
I want to hear her read who'sthe super ratchet?
I'm trying to think, nah, I gotsome.
I got some bitches in mind, bro, cause I've seen some bathrooms
Like, that's why I keepthinking about bathrooms, cause

(01:09:54):
I've seen some bathrooms.
Yo, let me go to bathroom, useyour bathroom real quick, real
quick, and then like, fuck it.
I done, bro, no cap, I donewent in bitches bathrooms and
been so disgusted I just peed inthe tub.
Nigga, I'm so serious.

(01:10:15):
Yo, bro, I'm so serious bro, yo, bitch, I'm disgusting.
Hey, yo, this nigga said I'mteetering the tub.
Yo, bro, that's going up.
Bro, send me that clipimmediately.
God, I need that.
Yo bitch, so that goes insane.

(01:10:36):
You just peed in the tub, nigga, this bathroom's so disgusting
you can peed in the tub Like Ijust peed in the tub, like fuck
it man.
Yo, that is different.
You gotta stop giving me ideas,bro.
Bro, I'm telling you, son, I'mreally in savage bro, like I'm

(01:10:57):
really in savage bro, yo, thisnigga is coming.
God, I got love for my niggasbro, fuck these bitches bro.
I don't care about this, this,this.
There's about five to sevenniggas that ain't blood related
to me, that I love, that ain'tgoing nowhere.

(01:11:19):
That's 100% lawyer than me.
Five to seven.
You said Five to seven might bemore, but Mine's just less than
five.
Nah, I got, I got.
I got people.
I got less than five nigga.
I got people that's real loyalto me.
Nah, you gotta understand, bro,people, people, people love me

(01:11:47):
because I teach.
So there's two types of lovewith you there's genuine love
and there's fake love.
Yeah, I get a lot of fake love.
You get a lot of fake lovebecause of who you are.
Yeah, in terms of this, but Iknow the difference between
because listen, that's one thingmy mom used to always, always
do and say to us Like son, thatposted the picture that got me

(01:12:09):
upset, that's fake love and thereason that that picture is up
is because that makes him lookcool.
You get what I'm saying?
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
That's how I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
That's why I was like yo.
That's why when I'm looking at,I'm like yo, this shit, take
that shit down.
Like I'm about to bomb thisnigga.
That's how I was feeling.
You know what I'm saying, causeI'm kind of like I'm more it's
crazy Like I'm more jealous withmy niggas than I am with my
bitch.
Like you know what I'm saying.
Like that's why niggas thinkyour ass is gay nigga.

(01:12:44):
Yeah, like, but Fuck out niggas, yo, niggas cute.
Y'all listen, man, y'all gottachill bro.
It's just genuine love Like noit is, and I understand.
You know what I'm saying, like I, was telling you earlier, I'd
rather have a crib right, andthis is facts.
This really happens with me andall my niggas.

(01:13:06):
We all pay our own portion ofour rent.
Big ass crib and you get whatyou pay for a nigga.
You understand what I'm saying.
If you pay a third, then youget a third bedroom and you get
to know these niggas.
Hey, bro, you, the dirty assnigga.
Yeah, or bro, like bro you.

(01:13:26):
Bro, you piss on the toiletseat, my nigga.
Like, you understand what I'msaying.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Like come on bro.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
You just gonna leave that in the sink like that, bro?
Yeah, bro, like you actuallyteach niggas like for when they
go get their own shit Like.
But we've been doing that foryears, me and my niggas.
Niggas always had a crib, likeall of us were.
That's a fact, bro.
But I always had my own crib.

(01:13:53):
Everybody knows Anybody thatknows me know I always had my
own crib.
I never not have my own crib.
How old did you start havingyour own crib, though I got my
first crib at 15.
And you stayed with your owncrib from 15?
Yeah, hell yeah, my mom's gotme my crib.
I got my first crib 72 Harrison.
I think I got my first crib inlike 72 Harrison.

(01:14:18):
This is what, 2013?
No, not 2013.
I said 2013.
I'm lying 2003.
Niggas said 2013.
I think it's 2003.
Nah, 21.
I moved out at 21.
2011.
In 2003, I had my crib in PortRichmond and I lost everything.

(01:14:41):
Hurricane Sandy took my car, myjob and my crib.
One shot.
Hurricane Sandy took my crib in.
Um damn Niggas.
Hurricane Sandy took my car, myjob and my crib.
Shout out to my old friends thatI used to fuck with that no

(01:15:05):
longer fuck with me, no more.
I ended up in a psych wardafter Hurricane Sandy.
I'm not a hater.
Shout out to my old friendsHear what I just said.
Shout out to your old friendsthat used to fuck with me that
now don't fuck with me cause I'mnot a hater.
Yeah, it'd be like thatsometimes.

(01:15:29):
It's real, bro, it's facts.
I lost friends cause I'm not ahater too.
Yeah, I'm not a hater.
I'm not a yes man and I'm not.
And I'm not and I'm not.
No fucking yo, bro.
My fucker wants you to be Santa, the police.
This is what else they want youto be.

(01:15:51):
A lookout, a lookout.
They want you to be the brothey want you to be yo bro.
What's that for Security?
Yeah, security, yeah, niggas.
Niggas want you to put in thework, niggas want you Take the
fall.
Take the fall like yo bro.
Yeah, niggas got to share itbro.
Niggas lack accountability.
Let's talk about that.
Let's talk about it, bro.
Niggas lack accountability.

(01:16:12):
Let's talk about it because,like, nobody wants to be held
accountable for any type ofaction in 2024.
That is something that is avery big trend.
Niggas do things like likecoming your crib and fucking and

(01:16:33):
spill something like and don'tclean it up and don't clean it
up.
They give you the energy toclean it up, don't give you the
energy to clean it up.
And then, when they do clean itup.
Don't give you theacknowledgement Like don't even
give you the acknowledgement,like they'll knock it over and
expect you to be like, oh, letme get that for you.
Like no, bro, you know whokills me.

(01:16:53):
You know who kills me when youwatch them clean it up.
How they clean it up, likereally think about that.
You ever had.
No, you gotta think about it.
You ever had niggas in the backof your car.
And you get out the back ofyour car and you see the back of
your car and the condition isin it make you think, alright,

(01:17:16):
I'm not gonna have niggas backhere no more.
I know who be in the back of mycar.
That's rare.
If I have somebody in the backof my car, my four-seater's a
two-seater.
That's why I had to buy a truck.
Yeah, now you can get in theback of my car, but ain't nobody
getting in the back of my car.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Yeah, me too.
Me too, come on bro.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Fuck out of here.
I live in the woods.
I got a big truck now.
Yeah, that shit got to heavy.
I still driving Mazda, bro,that's alright.
I got a couple cars.
You want to trade, trade what,whatever?
I got a Honda.

(01:18:01):
Love Hondas, me too.
I'm about to buy a Honda.
I love it.
You just see me at thedealership.
I'm gonna buy that car.
I told you I'm gonna buy thatcar.
Yeah, shout out, shout out.
I also love Jury, my favoritecar spot now.
So if y'all want to catch melacking, pull up there.

(01:18:22):
I'm always there.
And you can catch me at thepark too.
You can catch me food shoppingtoo, because I food shop, I food
shop too.
I do that.
I close shop.
I tell you motherfuckingstraight up, you ain't gonna

(01:18:46):
catch me nowhere.
It's not going to be found.
You catch me on Facebook now.
You can catch me on Facebook orInstagram.
You can click that blue circlearound my name and tune in.
That nigga is not trying to playwith y'all.
He don't know who is gunningfor him.

(01:19:07):
I don't know who's coming fromwhere.
That nigga is smart.
Everybody's an enemy.
Yeah, I gotta see what he doingto me.
That nigga be having me comethrough rabbit holes.
I just slipped, punched my asswhole outfit dirty.
This nigga here, bro, you ain'twith this nigga.

(01:19:28):
That shit is like.
Nigga said Tupac was in there,yo, osama bin Laden.
Nigga said Tupac was in there.
Word to my mother I seen thatnigga, he did the rap at the end
.
Snigga here.
But this is a nice undergroundbunker.

(01:19:49):
It's a nice cave.
Nigga said this is a niceunderground bunker.
This nigga Elliot, worse than me.
You know it's crazy.
When I came down the block Iwas seeing the cows and that's
that.
Nigga got a bull over there.
I'm like damn, he lived worsethan a was.
Oh, by the church.
Yeah, I know what you talkingabout.

(01:20:09):
I said this nigga here livedmore than a was.
Yeah, man, no, I don't thinknobody lived more than a was.
No, no, no, you definitely lookmore isolated than I In the
phones, dom, because, yeah, likecivilization is right there.
Yeah, not me.
Yeah, exactly Like civilizationis not right.
I could walk to Walmart, nigga,no, I have to have some type of

(01:20:32):
weapon on me when this yeah,bro, the overnight.
Overnight I got pissed off.
The overnight I was insomebody's car.
I got pissed off.
I jumped out the car andstarted walking.
I don't know why the fuck I didthat shit.

(01:20:54):
Yeah, bro, it was the biggestfucking coyote black fox with a
fluffy tail out Bro, I swear toGod, bro, I ain't have no weapon
on that, that's just scared theshit out of me, bro.
That shit ran right across.
I said oh shit bro.

(01:21:20):
Bro, I thought it was a yo.
Bro, listen, my shit is, myshit is like alienated, like
that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Those areas is where you'll see an alien.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
You know, bro, I swear to God, anytime I drop
down the mountain I'm gonna belike, I'll be like I know I'm
gonna see an alien on the UFO,something.
Bro, that shit went, your bro,that shit was like all right,
the door right there.
It was that close to me.
It was probably a littlefurther coyote, bro.
I don't know what it was, bro.
It was black and the tail wasfluffy as fuck that she was big

(01:21:53):
like a pit bull.
My nigga had to be a coyote,bro.
No noise.
Oh, you're the fucking leaves.
Nigga, I was scared, fuckingyou talk about.
I ain't never felt, I ain'tnever had my stomach go in my
throat that quick.
You couldn't get back in a car,bro.
I was already walked for like amile.
Oh, because the, like you know,I called it.

(01:22:17):
I called the.
I always call the.
But it's this old dude that Imet one day at a bar and he was
like yeah, bro, you can call meanytime, long as you give me 30
bucks, I'm coming.
I'm like what he said yeah, soevery time I seen him I would
throw him a 50.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, because hewould come pick me up.

(01:22:38):
I mean, like I would like tostop the gas station.
I feel your tank up Boom, hithim up whatever he wanted and
leave you from me Like he fuckwith me.
It's an old dude.
Because you know it's hard toget cabs.
Yeah, there's no cabs out here,so you asked to be stuck,
motherfucker.
Yeah, for real.
Think about that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Not for real.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
There's no cabs, there's no service on phones and
I'm in the woods there'scoyotes, all types of foxes, the
shit that you're not used to inthe city.
You understand what I'm saying.
So I had two beds, two femalebeds that was in behind my house
last year, one in thesummertime Black beds.
One was brown, one was black.

(01:23:20):
No, you didn't see no brown bedout here, bro.
That shit was brown bro.
It's a female.
So it was huge.
It was huge, bro.
It was huge bro.
You don't really see brown bedson the East Coast, bro.
That bear was huge, I know thebear ran across the Was it

(01:23:46):
nighttime.
That's right, it was nighttime,of course.
I only see bears at night, bro.
You hear them, bro?
I be on trails with Apollo.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
He had two bear encounters.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
You got a 200-pound dog, my nigga.
Nah, he's not 200 pounds, thatnigga's at least a buck 60.
No, he's like 110 right now.
No way, he's 110.
He's probably not even that, bro, that's cap.
He's more than 110, bro, that'sa big-ass fucking dog bro.
Yeah, he's a Uptown is 53pounds, bro.
That nigga's definitely like160, bro, 140.

(01:24:22):
Minimum 140.
Yeah, he's huge, bro, thatnigga's huge Aggressive
motherfucker too, that nigga'shuge Aggressive.
But yeah, I had two bearencounters with him.
We was in the woods and I'd behaving him off the leash
straight everywhere I go andyeah, he goes buck wild.

(01:24:47):
He pulled me into a fucking Ibet you slid too, because I slid
down that hill.
That shit was crazy.
There's a bridge I'm not evenlooking because it's just deep,
but there was a bridge and thebridge is broken but you could

(01:25:08):
still jump.
Like, if you run and jump, youcan make it.
You know what I'm saying?
Mm-hmm.
And you did that.
Yeah, I did it, and we made itacross that one.
He jumped, he made it with me.
Yeah, we made it across thatone.
And then the next one it's thesame thing, much smaller, and
it's at the end, bro, it's nigga, like, I guess he got nervous

(01:25:31):
at the end and he just fell offthe side.
Bro I'm talking about, I hadthat camera, I had my headphones
on, I had my phone and I'm justwalking with him and he just
fell off the side, bro, I wasjust walking, like pulled me in,
bro, wow, everything is soaked.
I got everything, but I wassoaked.

(01:25:54):
I was tight, bro, I was tight.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I was at an event withfamily and, bro, that was a
fucking moose.
Moose is the largest member ofthe dare family.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
And Salem.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
New York.
It was in Salem, new York, orwhat was that Salem?
Salem, new York?
No, new York.
Oh, so it wasn't the witch town.
No, this shit was a.
Remember I told you I went to aslave house.
Yeah, that house, nigga.
There was a moose there.
Moose was the largest member ofthe dare family.

(01:26:30):
The moose is huge.
Yeah, I know, bro, and thatnigga's, I didn't know.
I never noticed how close amoose's legs are to each other,
like them.
Shits is tall Like the rear onthat shit.
Like I'm looking like.
Is that a tree?
I'm like yo, that's a big-assmoose.

(01:26:51):
What the fuck, my nigga, Inever seen no shit like that.
So I'm just Antlers was a tree,bro?
The shit was like it looked likeLike, like Like tree bark.
It looked like fucking Floridadreads, like, oh, no, that,
fucking compare Wicks, wicks.
That nigga has some hard-asswicks.

(01:27:11):
Yeah, and what the fuck is thatshit that these bitches be
sculpting themselves with?
Now?
Everybody's running around withthese new sculptors.
Oh, are you talking about theseshit they be wearing?
Yeah, what is that made out of?
I don't know, shit was likesomething I throw at my dog.
Yeah, true, on this, I have noidea.

(01:27:34):
I would definitely throw thatat my dog, at my dog.
True, on this shit.
If I seen that shit andwhoever's crib it is would be
mad and they would come home andsee my tea uptown truant on
that shit.
If y'all hate that, yeah, man,fucking anything coming up in,

(01:27:56):
the, any upcoming events oranything you're looking forward
to.
I'm not really a party planneror any type of planner.
Spontaneous nigga, I'm veryspontaneous here.
We just out, we just out.
Well, that's what we doing.
I bet Boom Book the flightright now.
We out, that's it.
But I do want to go.

(01:28:16):
I want to go to.
I got to take a trip.
I need a vacay, so I'm workingon getting my passport now,
finally, I'm getting thisfucking passport.
You ever left the countrybefore?
I was always on parole, homie,that was about it.
Yeah Well, we wrapping upanyway, man, it was a beautiful
episode 26.
Live from motherfucking.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Goddard.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
You know that from my hair right.
Yeah, facts Live from themotherfucking Goddard.
You know the vibes, you knowwhat the fuck is shaking.