April 23, 2025 ⢠51 mins
Ever roasted your partner so well they laughed and looked personally attacked? đ Then this episode is for you. On this weekâs Life After I Do, Nesha G and Moelethal dive into the hilarious, unfiltered world of marital one-linersâthose spicy, sarcastic jabs that only make sense inside the bubble of a long-term relationship.
đŹ From âI married you for better or worse, not for background noise,â to âYour selective hearing is Olympic-level impressive,â these loving insults reveal just how unique (and funny) couple communication can be.
đŞ But itâs not all laughsâthis episode also features a playful gym debate about whoâs really stronger. Squats, deadlifts, egos⌠nothing is off-limits as they explore how healthy competition can actually strengthen your bond (as long as no one skips leg day đ ).
âď¸ Our 2 Cents:
We go beyond jokes to unpack two serious relationship dilemmas:
đ Is asking for a prenup before marriage shadyâor just smart?
đˇ What do you do when your partner or family repeatedly puts your health at risk (like ignoring a severe allergy)?
These stories highlight the importance of boundaries, accountability, and protecting your peaceâespecially when love is involved.
⨠Through it all, Nesha G and Moelethal show that the key to lasting love isnât perfectionâitâs the ability to laugh, reflect, and grow together, even when things get tense (or hilarious).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the same one that's been.
(00:01):
Oh so you talking to other menat the gym?
No, I'm not talking to othermen at the gym.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
They talking to you Other men are talking to me
there's a difference, but you'reentertaining your cheating?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
By your standards, you're cheating.
I'm not Go ahead and read one.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
By your standards.
I'm not because I didn't usetongue.
Hey, everybody, and welcomeback to your weekly episode of
(00:38):
the life after I do podcast.
Yes, thanks for joining ustoday.
Okay, you guys know the drill.
Hello everybody and welcomeback to another weekly episode
(01:00):
of the Life of the New Podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You're here with your host today, kynesha and Maureen
.
Wow, it's corny as hell, butyou can see, as my health gets
better, I'm able to hold that alittle longer.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You try to say uh.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
My breath control.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh, okay.
Your respiratory game is.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I might be up there ushering Chris Brown next year.
You might be what Up thereushering Chris Brown next year.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Up where you gonna buy tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm not buying you Chris Brown tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I didn't ask for the Chris Brown tickets or usher
tickets, I don't need to see.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I don't need to see Chris Brown.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh yeah, I don't mind seeing.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You're not seeing Raymond either H You're not
seeing Raymond eitherH-E-R-R-A-Y-M-O-N-D.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Now, baby, tell me what you want to do with me.
The funny thing is If you turnon your Apple TV Every time that
you roll with me Holding meTrying to keep control of me,
nice and slowly.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
You know, never let me go, never messing up the flow
.
That's how the hood gonna go.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
If you turn on your Apple TV, they have all his
music videos.
You can see no one likes youwatch this.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, watch this.
These are my confessions.
Are you done?
Are you done?
Are you done?
I'm surprised you didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Uh, I forgot I was gonna say you forgot which
button it was how you doing boBooskies.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I am, I'm great.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That's good.
I'm great.
That's good, because yourweekly performance review does
not reflect that.
How was your week?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
My week was great.
I did all the things I wantedto do.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh, okay, yeah, let's get into it.
You did all the things that youwanted.
Let's talk about the things youwanted to do.
Oh, okay, yeah, let's get intoit.
You did all the things that youwanted.
Let's talk about the things youwanted to do.
Tell the folks at home what youaccomplished this week.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
What do you mean?
What'd you do?
Your week was great.
What?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
made it so great?
My week was great.
What made it?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
so great.
Let's see, I got to have lunchwith a friend oh okay, I was
working too.
I was on lunch break.
I went to lunch, oh okay, Iwent on a lunch break.
Don't you get a lunch break atwork Barely?
But you get one right, barely.
You get one right, yes or no?
Yes or no, do you?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
get a lunch.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm coming for you, you don't get to come for me oh,
no, no no you're constantlycoming for me, but I don't want
to have to come for you becausewe all know.
Can you stop rubbing my leg,okay?
We all know how easily yourfeelings get hurt, oh my god.
But anywho, I had a great week,okay, um, I had a great week.
I hit new pr.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's good oh my god .
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Every week you come here and tell us about the gym
really you are so, wow, I'm notsharing anything else with you.
I'm not sharing anything else.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm just playing, I'm not sharing nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
My week was fine.
How was your week?
You don't care about my week,so how was your week?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
ask me again.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I don't know what okay, let's hold on, let's
prepare.
Let's prepare ourselves for ourdepressive state.
Guys Ready, how was your week,maurice?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I had a good week though.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Such a lame.
I had a good week, you did.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
What made it good?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I had a good week mentally.
Oh, that's good Until the end.
Oh that uh well last coupledays kind of dream, you know we
can, that we can never have a 10for 10 but it's all right, I
understand.
I gave it 100, it was just itwas just.
It was just 10 at the end ofthe week.
The week got 100 oh, okay theeffort was different.
Okay, how was your week?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
any highlights.
I think that's what we shouldstart doing.
The highlights that's whatwe'll start doing.
What was the highlight of yourweek and the bullshitness of
your week?
So tell me about the highlightof your week and then tell me
the bullshitness of your week,or the thing that that brought
you like the most angst I thinkthe highlight of the week is
(05:04):
when we got your car back godpraise, lord praise, so thank
you.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
We went back to somewhat of normal, because yeah
, me pulling triple duty man,this is my turn goodbye, um,
we're gonna go back to my weekno, you with the new structure.
We have a new structure nowokay, we just started it just
now.
What?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
was um.
What was your highlight besidesthat?
The car?
Okay, what was the?
What was your bullshitness?
Your ink the car.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, it can't be both yeah, it can, because I was
happy you got your car back soyou could.
You was complaining about howghetto my car is.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh, my god, you don't have a said your car was ghetto
.
You don't have a back.
Oh my god, you don't have pushto start, okay, but you don't
have a backup camera.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh my God, you don't have push to start.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Okay, wait, let me tell y'all no, it's my week.
It's my turn.
Okay, go, go ahead.
I'm just saying backup camerasare important.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Right.
And then the car is also my lowpoint, because I was rather
enjoying getting dropped off.
I know you you were enjoying.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You were enjoying your limousine service every day
.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I said man, I can get to work a little later, I ain't
gotta worry about parking,cause I just pull up hop out.
Hop out 16.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I was doing my big one.
Yeah, you were, it was so, youwere so sad.
You get up that morning and yourealize damn, I gotta go, I
gotta go gotta find parking.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
it's crazy how much you get used to it in a short
period of time, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I wasn't trying to get used to it because I didn't
enjoy the double-dutiness I meanlook here Of the driving.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You don't do nothing around here.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I don't want to strangle you, don't make me
strangle you.
We're me strangle you, we're,we're recording and then that
would be like evidence.
So people know you're violentI'm not violent.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I double blink.
I love aggressively.
I double blink every week.
No one comes to my help because, first of all, maybe because
you're blinking like a lunatichuh maybe because you're
blinking like a lunatic I meanthe week was cool, I mean
doesn't, it was just a normal,it was somewhat a normal.
It was somewhat a normal week.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I know it was the first time I actually worked 40
hours in a while.
Oh, it was rough.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
It kind of was it was rough, it was rough.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Rough.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Kind of.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, it was rough.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It was rough, yeah, but at least you were like super
disciplined Throughout the week.
Like you came home, you putyour crap away, you showered and
you went straight to bed.
I didn't have no choice.
I was tired and then you got upevery day.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
At 3.30 One day, 2 o'clock, go to the gym In the
gym with just hopes and dreams.
You know what?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Sometimes that's all you need.
Hopes and dreams Dreamsvisualization that's all you
need.
Hopes and dreams it's hopes,dreams, visualization that's all
you need.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
No one tells you that the amount of libido stimuli
working out produces.
Because after my workout I'llbe on the treadmill and I'll be
like I should not be feelingthis way right now, but I'm like
I need to go home and take careof this right now ask me if he
(08:10):
comes home early to take care ofthat.
I gotta go to work.
He doesn't.
I gotta get my workout done.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
He doesn't, so it's not.
It's not that annoying, adam,is it?
It's not that bad.
You don't know what I'll bedoing when you leave.
We leave at the same time.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
do Double back.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, we don't leave at the same time.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
We have, literally we've been leaving at the same
time this week.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Go ahead.
Go ahead and tell us about yourweek again.
I'm done.
That's how she treat me people.
This is why I be doubleblinking and no one comes to
rescue me.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And no one, because look how you blink, you don't
even blink properly what we gottoday, Booski.
You don't even blink properly.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I swear y'all, she loved me and I love her.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What's today, 23 years.
What's today?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, I think today is a love day.
Today is a love day 23 yearsI've been with this woman.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Today is Friday yeah, today is a love day.
I love you on Fridays 23, whichday it was, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
When I tell y'all that, teenage Kanye, she was so
much nicer.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And this is what you've turned me into Early
early 20s, Kanye.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
she was so much nicer Life experiences have turned me
into this.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Doing life with you has turned me into this, so I
don't know what that says aboutyou.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
She'd be faking for the camera, because off camera
she'd be like oh babe, I loveyou so much.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Can you hold my hand?
Can we cuddle?
Oh my gosh, you're such anasshole.
Why do you try to make it seemlike my name is Mo Lethal.
Why do you try to make it seemlike I'm so needy?
I asked you to hold my hand onetime last night, at two in the
morning, because I wanted to beclose to you and I couldn't get
close to you because somebodydecided to sneak into my bed.
(09:43):
I told you to lock the door At.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Somebody decided to sneak into my bed at 1am I told
you to lock the door.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I told you to lock the door and I was like I was
cuddling with my husband.
So I was like, oh my gosh, canyou hold my hand?
And now you're trying to makeit seem like I'm hella needy.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Okay, you're not.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I don't want to hold your hand tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's fine.
I'm asleep to say I don't wantto hold your hand tonight,
that's fine, I'm asleep to say Idon't want to hold your hand.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I was going to let you be the little spoon, but now
, now you can be the big spoonaround your pillow.
What?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
we got today.
I think this little back andforth goes perfectly with what
we got today.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, because you're rude, I'm rude, you're rude,
you're rude, I'm rude, you'rerude, you're rude.
I love you.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'm rubber and you're glue.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh my gosh, whatever you say to me, bounce off me and
sticks to you.
Maurice.
Okay, what are you?
Seven?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Eight, thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh gosh, that little girl lover.
I can't Thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
What we got today Booskies.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, in theme of you being rude to me all the time,
I'm nothing but nice to you.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I am nothing but nice to you.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well, can you change your definition of nice?
Oh my God, If you just know theconversation I've had with my
brother to you.
Well, can you change yourdefinition of nice?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh my God, If you just know the conversation I'd
have with my brother about you.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, and you talk shit about me to other people.
My bill Of all people.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I never said I was talking shit.
You just assume it was bad, see, see, I see how she treat.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm blinking again for the people listening,
because I'm blinking again forthe people listening, because
you probably are calling my billand telling him some untruths
about his favorite sister-in-law.
His only sister-in-law Tryingto paint me in a bad picture.
Trying to paint me in a badpicture.
Don't do that, you in mybusiness.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You in my business.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'm going to have Izzy come here and put you in
your place, right?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So what we?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
got today.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Okay, so In the In the Era of banter Between
couples, some of the sayingsthat couples say to each other,
that could be like Insulting butfunny, it's just black couples.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
But you know, black people, we, we look different.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's just like a compilation.
Some of them I've never said toyou before.
You probably thought them, Iprobably thought them, but I
mean they're funny.
I probably said most of them toyou.
No, you haven't, they're funny,but I'll read one and then you
read one, because I'm going tosee which ones I want to keep in
my arsenal.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Okay, so we just going to go back and forth and
then discuss them.
Sure, Okay, go ahead.
I guess this is y'all.
Look here.
Like I told y'all, I be raw dogin these episodes.
I just show up.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
This one I'm going to keep for me for you next time.
Your selective hearing isOlympic level impressive.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's funny because I literally said that to you in
my head on thursday the way I,literally I said your selective
hearing like oh my god, hold on.
Let me tell the people let me.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Tell the people what.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Tell the people what I know for fact and that's how
you know he's wrong.
That I said something to you.
No, and because I've been Shoutout to my therapist.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You already see how he prefaced this about in his
head.
That's how our conversations go.
Shout out to my therapist.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I've been intentional with my words, especially with
you, and I said and I know Isaid this I said do such and
such, so I could do such andsuch on this day.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
On Saturday, right, yes, when did you do such and
such, though I did it today.
On what day?
Friday, friday, okay, why?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Okay, why?
Because I had extra time todayOkay.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Whatever you got to tell yourself sir.
Time today.
Okay, Whatever, you gotta tellyourself sir.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Whatever you gotta tell yourself.
Now I'm gonna say this this issomething I've never said to you
.
I've said it to you, but justnot in this way.
What is it Reese?
I love you, but your taste inTV is actually garbage.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You have said that, not in those exact words, but
yes, you have said that to me.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
What exact words.
But yes, you have said that tome.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Watching is wild okay , first of all, I'm pretty
consistent with what I watch Ilike what I like and you think
everything I watch is depressing.
I think it's informative.
It's not.
It's it's based on truth.
I watched true crime.
(14:25):
It's in the title true crime.
It is crime that is true.
That has actually happened.
It's informative because it'sthings that we could learn from
okay so like walking home fromparties by yourself after
midnight, after you've beenintoxicated you don don't walk
in a mailbox.
(14:45):
Listen, but I'm just saying forfuture.
I know that I shouldn't beintoxicated walking on a road by
myself after midnight.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Because we know what the possibilities are.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
This is the same woman who asked me this is
coming from the man who watchesadult cartoons on Kohl's caption
.
Look here, you're not going tocome for my anime, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
You came for me first .
You see how easily butthurt, hegets.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
First of all, my anime is more story driven, have
better meanings, better morals.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I literally just watched 30 minutes of the anime
with you when we got home fromthe gym, anime with you when we
got home from the gym, and thewhole 30 minutes.
Whatever had happened before.
All I know is that there wascrying between a bunch of high
school boys for 30 minutes Highschool boys crying in their
school uniforms hugging eachother.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
First of all, they were not in school uniforms.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
They were in school uniforms.
It was a gang.
Their gang uniforms look likeschool uniforms.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
And first of all I was watching Windbreaker.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, there was a lot of crying involved and you
didn't have all the contacts.
Okay, you don't have all thecontacts in my shows either.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I can just read one.
Yes, sbu, you got the contacts.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Excuse me, trash-ass movie.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Really Excuse me, trash ass movie.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Really You're not going to speak on Mariska
Haragody like that, okay, oh,she's very beautiful, so she's
very beautiful.
Listen here this one.
I married you for better orworse, not for background noise.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
What the hell that supposed to mean.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
What the hell that supposed supposed to mean.
Oh, when I saw that, when Isaid, oh, I can't wait, I can't
wait, what the hell, I can'twait to use that one in some
type of text, some type ofcontext.
I married you for better orworse not background.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
So what's the background noise you're hearing?
Tell me d-man, d-man, go ahead.
Tell me go on, or worse, notbackground noise.
So what's the background?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
noise you're hearing.
Tell me D-man, D-man, Go ahead.
Tell me Come on.
Well, you're not backgroundnoise, babe.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Okay, I mean like there's times where I mean Go
ahead and try and clean it up,because I'm getting petty.
I'll let you know now that youare unlocking the petty version
of your husband, okay, he isabout to show up.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, let's see him.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
And I try not to do this to you because you're my
wife and I love you.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And I'm blinking again for the people listening
and for the people who will notsave you, who will not come to
your rescue, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
So, since we taking shots, I married a snack, but I
got leftovers.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I knew you were going to say that one, but you eat
leftovers five days a week.
So jokes on you, jokes on you.
Leftovers are your favoriteMeal prep.
Boo.
I mean when a meal is good,boom, exactly Boom.
You tried it with that one.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
But don't worry, because I'm used to
disappointment oh so you'refighting.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I'm used to disappointment I have built up a
muscle to deal withdisappointment.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
It doesn't even penetrate anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
So I disappoint you all the time.
Is that what you're?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
saying I'm just, I was just letting you know.
Okay, like don't even worry.
So this is what we do.
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I was just letting you know, like don't even worry.
So this is what we do, don'tworry.
I'm like impenetrable at thispoint Because my muscle, my
disappointed muscle is strongBam.
Bam.
So so you structured a wholeepisode so we can go back and
forth with each other.
That's fine.
Is this what you want to do?
This is what we're doing.
This is what we're doing.
What that's what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
That's what we're doing.
What Well?
I didn't know it was possibleto load a dishwasher wrong.
I know that you are not tryingto come at me.
You don't even load thedishwasher.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I don't have to.
Okay, I pay the bill.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
And I load it correctly.
No, you don't.
Yes, I bet you don't even knowhow to clean the dishwasher.
Did you know that?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
you had to clean the dishwasher oh, you do.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You sit in the video like three times.
How do you clean the dishwasher?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
it's not my job, it's your job.
It's not my job, it's your job,yeah uh-huh, don't try to
backpedal now how I clean it asI get up.
I get up out of my bed, which Iwas comfortable.
I walk over to my wife and sayhey, don't forget to clean
dishwasher today.
That's how I do it now now okay, now, now.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Okay, I love how you know.
Okay, here we go Just the way itstart.
I love how you pretend like youknow what you're talking about.
I have said that to you so manytimes, because sometimes I
(19:29):
think this is what I thinkhappens.
I think when I ask my husbandcertain questions and he wants
to be like he wants to be myresource.
So when I come to him withcertain things that he really
doesn't have an answer to, hewill come up with the craziest
answer, like out of his ass butto try to make it sound like
there's some truth to it.
And when I'm sitting there andI'm listening, I'm like I'm
gonna be respectful and I'mgoing to like listen to him.
(19:50):
And then I'll be like, babe,you that didn't even like make
sense, like it didn't even makesense, but you still.
But you, you stick with it andI, I'm sorry, that's bullshit,
that's not bullshit.
You've given me bullshitanswers before.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'm not even going to respond.
You know what?
I don't give you bad advice,and if I don't know something, I
tell you I don't know.
That's not true, don't?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
come for me.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You know what?
It don't matter.
Okay, it don't even matter.
When you said I'll be ready infive minutes, did you mean earth
time?
Because this has been, this hasbeen a theme the duration of
our relationship that's not true.
You ain't never ready.
That's not true.
I really I have.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I now lie to you and I'm on time because I lied to
you.
But I'm on time, okay, am I?
Am I not?
If you say we need to leave by530, I'm usually done by 527.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
This is the same woman that wears the same mom
outfit with interchangeableparts, that struggles to get
dressed on time.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm like you know we're going somewhere.
I don't wear my mom uniform.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
OK, OK.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
In case you guys are wondering what my mom uniform is
, my mom uniform is what she goton right now Black leggings or
black sweats and a zip up, ahoodie or a crew neck sweatshirt
, that's it.
I mean it's, first of all,listen, first of all, it's
comfortable, ok, ok.
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Second of all, it's like afterbeing in spandex and rayon and
everything else for five hoursand sweating in it, but you
don't have to be there for fivehours.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You take five hours.
That's different.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Okay, I don't take.
Listen, my rest periods arelonger than yours.
You take one minute to a minuteand a half rest period.
I take two minutes, I have totake five minutes to six minutes
in between my bigger lifts.
Okay, you and I are not thesame.
Wow, wow, okay, we're not thesame.
Right now I'm better.
Let me see you squat 300.
Lightweight Deadlift 305.
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Easily, okay, easily, uh-huh.
Show me proof.
Okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Because I, because that's because the bar was at my
damn nipple line.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
First of all excuses, and that made it better for
liftoff for you.
Just get under it, pick it upon your on your track.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Let's go, go ahead and rewind.
You tried it, you tried it.
You keep talking and one dayit'll be useful.
Ok, you know what?
Ok.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Keep talking and one day, all that talking you talk
will be useful.
Okay, it'll be useful one day,not today, not today, but one
day it's going to be useful.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Okay, Because at this point you arguing with me is
just my cardio.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Really, I don't argue yeah, you do.
No, I don't.
You don't Shut up.
I don't argue yeah you do don'targue.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah, you do.
No, I don't.
You don't shut up, I don'targue.
Yeah, you do, you don't argue.
You always come for me, youyou're.
You're trying to convince thepeople that it's me coming for
you.
No, when is you coming for me?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
no, I don't, I don't try to convince anybody of
anything all right I first ofall listen.
You always try to like slidelittle sayings and little things
in on me, or you try to likepick at me and say little things
and then, when I retaliate,Give me three examples.
What like today?
Okay, for instance, I was, mybra had came unsnapped.
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Right, my bra came unsnapped.
Yeah, what did you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
So my, my bra, my bra is alittle bit bigger now because,
I've lost weight.
Right, I'm down almost 60 pounds, so like things have gotten
smaller okay and my bra hadunsnapped, I have one that snaps
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in the front, my bra and thenlisten to what he said to me.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I said babe, it's okay, just buy another bra.
Your chest is.
Let me tell the people what Isaid and then listen to what he
said to me.
I said babe, it's okay, justbuy another bra, your chest is
deflated.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, that's not what you said.
You said well, that's becauseyour titties are deflated.
Yeah, that's your titties, it'sdeflated.
And I was like, what?
Well, your titties are flat.
Then you, I was like, and Iliterally said to him, I said,
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can we use a better choice ofwords?
And he was like, oh well,because you, little sweet babe,
but you, you, you followed thedeflated up with flat.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
But I wasn't coming for you, I was just saying what
it was.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
DeMille, demille.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Sade.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
DeMille Sade, demille Sade.
And then when I come for you,or when I, when I, make a slide,
but I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I wasn't coming for you.
I literally just said I gaveyou a reason why okay, well, you
know, you could have worded itbetter see, you don't.
This is just how, like thecomedian ryan davis said, you
just want me to lie to you.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
You want me to lie to ?
You in the way you want to belying to you when you said oh
babe, like you know, it'sbecause you lost weight and,
like I've even said to youbefore, like you go, you lose
your butt and your boobs becauseit's all fat.
But you know what?
Whatever, whatever, if you werea flavor, you'd be playing with
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a twist of chaos.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
That's?
That's that's MFI?
I don't think so, because I'mthe only flavor in the house If
you count vanilla flavor.
Vanilla is a flavor.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I don't think vanilla is.
I'm not vanilla.
Yeah, and you can fight me onit.
I don't care what anybody says.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I see you've reached your daily limit of doing the
bare minimum.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Really, really.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Because there's a lot of things right here where you
do bare minimum yeah, if, and ifI'm the only person that's
gonna do it then it'll get.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
It'll get done how I say it'll get done.
You're the point blank and allof the periods, but you're more
than welcome to do it yourself.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
You're the only person doing it, because it's
part of your responsibilitieshere and does and then answer
yes or no.
Then answer yes or no.
Then answer yes or no.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Answer yes or no, because that question goes both
ways Answer yes or no, but doesit get done?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
It does get done, it does yes or no Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
But here's what I find so like I tell you it will
get done how I find interesting.
What's interesting About thisdynamic?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
This dynamic, tell me .
My wife will tell me hey, I'moverwhelmed.
I would appreciate it if youwould help me out.
You know, clean the kitchen,mop the floor.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I don't think I've ever used that word, but okay.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, you said I appreciate you helping me out,
but you wash the dishes, cookclean.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I never word it that way.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
You ask me to do something domestic.
Right, I don't ask you.
But you don't want to ask me.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You want me to just take initiative, Because if you
see a dish but you never go towork for me.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You never say, babe, I got the light builder's money,
babe, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I went to work this week, so don't worry about the
mortgage.
Really, you never.
I've done that before, thoughWith her fees.
With her fees, that's what youLook here.
Does it or does it not help you, though?
No, it helps her, it don't helpme, it does help you because
you're responsible for payingthem.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
So when I say no, I'm not when, when I say like oh,
you know what, I'm going to justgo ahead and be generous and
I'm going to use my bank accountI'm going to use my bank
account and I'm going to takecare of it.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
That you've been hoarding money.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I don't hoard money.
If you know about it, it's nothoarding, you just don't know
the amount.
Okay, if you really want to, ifyou cared about the amount,
then you would calculate.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Don't start unless you brought snacks in the
solution.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I always have snacks on deck.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Clearly.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You always got snacks on deck.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
What is that supposed to mean?
You always got snacks on deck.
Wow Okay, A-Cup.
All right.
I see, A-Cup came with hisA-game.
A-cup came with his A-game.
Wow yeah.
I got the cup you lost.
Okay, now that's okay, though Idon't mind losing that cup.
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Okay, I don't mind losing thatcup, because I can lose it a lot
quicker than you.
I don't mind losing that cup.
That's not even that's cool.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm okay.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Because you already see what the new tops is
attracting and you're already inyour feelings about me making
new friends, girl, do you?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Save me the trouble.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Girl, do you Save me the trouble?
Yeah, this is the same one.
That's been Elsa.
You talking to other men at thegym?
No, I'm not talking to othermen at the gym.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
They talking to you.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Other men are talking to me.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
There's a difference, but you're entertaining your
cheating?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
By your standards, you're cheating.
I'm not Go ahead and read one.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
By your standards, I I'm not sure I'm sending it to
Mike.
I think we're going to readmost of them.
You know what?
Go ahead and fix it your way.
I'll fix it later.
If that's not the story of mylife with you, go ahead and fix
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it, I'll fix it later, becausethat's what I have to do.
That's what big mama got tocome in and do.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
First of all, don't ever refer yourself as big mama.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
In this house.
I'm a big mama, I'm a mama andI'm big.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I'm a mama and I'm big Never what.
You sure you need another snackor are you just emotionally
attached to chewing?
Emotionally attached to chewingis crazy work.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
It's crazy work, but what do I have to do?
Every day I go to the gym.
You got you that's crazy I haveto chew.
I gotta chew, guys, and I don'tknow.
That's why I was like maybeit's like it.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Well, I know why I do it Like it helps me to focus,
but I would think that, with allthe air you're doing on your
b-ball, With all the what theair, because you're doing gum.
You're doing on air.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Well, they used to say it puts air on your stomach,
but I mean I do it because ithelps me focus.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Clearly not today.
Didn't hit that 270.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I hit it twice.
What are you talking about?
I got it recorded.
This is coming from a guy whocan't even squat a 135.
That's wild.
That's really what's reallybaffling is that he's trying to
come for me and thought he ateby saying that I couldn't squat
270 when I've literally squatted300 and I hit 270 for like
almost three reps today.
(30:29):
That's, that's diabolical work.
I'm going to let you live andwhat he can squat is my warmup,
that's that's wild.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I'm going to let you live in this world.
That's wild.
I'm going to let you live inthis world.
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
what did you say that you already do on overhead
triceps.
What'd you say you do?
You said you do 60 120, youdon't.
You said you do 60 120 becauseyour feelings was hurt when you
asked me what I did for my threesets and I was like, oh, I did
it at 60.
And he was like, are youserious?
And I was like yeah.
I'm very serious your form isprobably trash it.
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It wasn't.
Now do you see how he gets?
Look now he buttered.
Look now he buttered.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I know I'm stronger than you.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
In some things.
In other things, I'm strongerthan you.
That's how the relationshipworks.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
You're stronger than me doing this and this and this
Cooking and cleaning and this.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
And sweeping.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
And this yeah you got it.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'm stronger than you in a lot more ways.
Oh look here.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
We can have a liftoff and report it.
We should and report it.
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Because I think the only thing right now that you
would have me beat in is bench.
But I'm getting there, I'mgetting there.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I'm getting there Because I'm hitting 170 next
week?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I haven't bench pressed in months but I'm sure
that's probably where you wouldget me as bench but you cannot
you don't hold a match to me insquat and deadlift.
You don't, and you know youdon't, you don't, you're not
even close, if that's what youbelieve.
I've seen your stiff leggeddeadlift with 225 and you
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struggle.
You struggle, babe, but it'sokay.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I mean I can help you okay you're trying to comfort
me, but it's not working.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I'm not trying to comfort you, you started it you
are, what are?
You talking about you startedit.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
You about to turn this whole episode into.
Am I the asshole situation?
I'm not an asshole, always.
I'm a delight you about to turnthis whole episode into.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Am I the asshole situation?
I'm not an asshole.
Always Rewind, I'm a delight.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, you told that story three times today.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I am a delight.
I choose to be a delight.
I like your choice and what youwore.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Was that a fart or your personality leaving?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
the room.
I'm done for the day.
This has been another episode.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I'm cutting it hella short this week.
Why, what's?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
wrong.
I have nothing else to say.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Why?
What's wrong?
What's the?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
problem.
I have nothing else to say.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Are your feelings hurt?
My feelings are not hurt, okay.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
So what's the problem ?
I am secure in who I am.
Okay, and what about it?
I know that I am stronger.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You're worthy.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I'm stronger than you , uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
What about?
What else?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
And the gym Uh-huh and functional strength.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Uh-huh, now listen, everyday strength.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I'm not saying Everyday strength you got me.
I'm not saying that you're notstrong, I'm just saying that you
ain't messing with me, baby, Iknow, I know in general, are you
done?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
No, In general you are stronger than me, are you
done?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Are you done Are?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
you done.
This is what he does when hisfeelings get hurt guys, my
feelings are not hurt.
I know that in general, guyshurt guys.
I know that in general guys I'mblinking for help again that
you are stronger than me, babe.
There's like there's no doubtabout that, I know that okay,
okay, but there are some thingsyou know, just like in life.
You know that I'm more equipped,that's all yeah, you're more
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equipped to fold these clotheswhich is crazy, because I
haven't folded your clothes inlike three weeks because I'm
trying to be a good husband.
You ain't trying to be no damngood husband, I'm trying to be a
good what I do is I've beenwaiting until you take the day
off and then I be like you ain'tgot shit else to do, so you
should do your laundry this weekif you your life around to
where it just like so it lookslike it's your idea.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
So it sounds like what you're saying is that
you've been purposely notfulfilling your duties.
Call it what you want, and thisis why your performance review
is trash.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
That's fine.
You didn't fulfill your dutieseither.
You didn't buy me those twosweatshirts that I wanted, so I
bought you a whole freakingoutfit today.
That doesn't count.
I wanted the sweatshirts too.
You pick those out.
I want a few other sweatshirtstoo, but whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Girl, my damn lats hurt.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Don't worry, I'll go back and get them myself.
This is why I just, you know, Ijust got to do it myself.
I just got to do it myself.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
That's what Russ said .
Speaker 1 (34:56):
That's what who said Russ.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Russ yeah, Multi Grammy.
I'm going to do it myself.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
How does the song go?
Because clearly I don't knowwhat you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
His latest TikTok moment was a brief.
Was a?
What Brief Was a brief?
Now you keep it in my house.
I'm trying to in the middle ofthe night, I'm trying to brief,
oh.
I don't know how the words go.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Okay, because see what I mean.
See how you just be saying yeah, Go back to my point.
See how he just say shit andyou don't know what he's talking
about.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
No, I know what I'm talking about.
I don't know the words to thesong Same idea.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
It's along the same thing.
Anywho, let's hop into.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Nah, fuck this, I'm going home.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
You are home.
Oh damn, I can't even get awayyou are home, don't worry, we're
gonna spend time together afterthis, so stop oh, we're not
what you don't want.
To spend time with me now, evenif I do that little thing you
like I'll be there you're sofreaking easy.
He's so easy like okay sidenote.
(36:16):
So sometimes, like when we're umhaving a little like
disagreement or spat orsomething, and you know you're
wrong like whether I'm wrong ornot, like if I know I can just
prolong it, so I can just likehave a little break or whatever,
and then, like when I'm readyto re-engage, I know what to do.
Like that little thing you like, and then you just come right
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back on around.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
You don't even believe the shit you saying
yourself.
Go ahead and read the article.
You don't even believe the shityou saying yourself.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh gosh, okay, oh, I can't see.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Crazy work with glasses on.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
It really is.
I don't know if I can see myright eye, oh.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I think I got makeup on my lens.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I don't hate anything or anybody.
Okay, here we go, r2-zero.
Am I the asshole for wanting aprenup before marriage?
No, probably not.
I'm a 31-year-old male Recentlygot engaged to.
Am I the asshole for wanting aprenup before marriage?
No, probably not.
I'm a 31 year old male recentlygot engaged to my girlfriend,
who's 28.
And we've been on cloud nineuntil I brought up the idea of a
prenup.
I run my own business and havea good amount of savings, plus a
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house I bought a few years ago.
She's doing fine too, butdoesn't have as much financially
, which is totally okay by me.
The prenup isn't about nottrusting her.
It's just something I've alwaysfelt made sense.
It's about protecting both ofus if things ever go sideways.
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I even told her that I'd wanther to have the same security if
the rules were reversed, butshe took it hard.
She said it made her feel likeI was expecting a divorce and
that it killed the romance ofeverything.
We haven't had a full on fight,but the mood shifted and she's
been kind of distant since Ibrought it up.
I feel a bit blindsided becauseI didn't think this would be
such a deal breaker.
(38:09):
Now I'm stuck wondering if I'mbeing cold and overly logical,
or if this is just a hardconversation that we need to
work through.
But am I an asshole for evenasking her?
No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
It's a hard conversation, but do what you
got to do to protect yourselfBecause, like I said last week,
don't give these just nothing.
Wow, they don't deserve to besent.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Goodbye Now what they don't deserve two red cent
Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Now what?
They don't deserve it.
What are you talking about?
They don't deserve it.
Who are they, these hoes?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
She's not a hoe, she's his fiance.
This is the woman he has told.
Let's back up, let's back up.
She's a hoe until it's officialIn the majority of situations.
I really need y'all tounderstand.
In the majority of situations,like I have said to you before,
you asked me to be here.
I didn't ask you to marry.
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You asked me, sir.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh okay, not the other way around and I'm gonna
do what I gotta do.
So, please, and it's my rightto protect my future interest
and I agree with you, and so youmay love me right now.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
You may love me right now, but that's not a guarantee
you're going to love me in five, six, seven, eight, nine years.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
I don't disagree, so let me have something in place
now.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
But I'm just saying Just hold on, I'm talking.
Are you covering my mic?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I was, let me have something in place now, just in
case your feelings, because weknow how women are with their
feelings and their emotions.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Don't do that.
We know how y'all get it.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
No, no, don't do that .
Speaker 2 (39:46):
In case the tide come a little short of the shore.
Don't do that.
Let me be prepared.
No, or let me be prepared forthe wrath of what you're going
to bring.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
So, sir, you're not an asshole at all?
No, I don't think that you'rean asshole, it is a tough
conversation and let her feelthe way she feel.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
And you know I mean perfectly like I feel like
that's the right thing to do.
I mean I mean, unless you're inmy situation she was making one
money at the time.
I thought I would get over it.
Now she got it.
She don't flip the screen.
I don't know how she flipped it, but she flipped it.
Damn Damn Cheaper to keep her.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
When you look up and you got got.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Cheaper to keep her.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
It's crazy how life works out.
Crazy work, crazy work.
But no, I don't think you're.
I can understand from bothperspectives.
I can understand how, from herperspective, that she might
think that it's you expecting adivorce and it's not you
expecting a divorce.
It's like he said, it's notjust for me, but it's for the
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both of us too.
You know what I mean, becauseyou will have a say in the
prenup.
You can put your stipulationsin the prenup too.
It's not just him saying like,oh, you're not going to get what
I have.
You know what I mean, becauseonce you're married, anyway he's
going to be sharing what he haswith you.
But my thing, is.
And that's what I don'tunderstand.
Like, unless you plan on beinglike an asshole in your marriage
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, I'm still going to be sharingwhatever you bring anyway, but
it's like just how you want tobe protected and make sure that
you have something In casethings go awry.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Why can't he want to be protected In case things go
awry, right?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
It's like life insurance.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Right.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Would you be having that conversation With him?
If he was like, oh, you knowwhat, we don't need life
insurance, then you would belike what do you mean?
We don't need life?
What happens if somethingHappens to you?
You're just gonna like, I'mjust supposed to figure it out,
it's the same thing.
Gotta breathe bye, I think I, Ime personally I look at it.
I can look at it like.
But wait now, it depends on howhe trying to set the prenup up.
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If it's a simple prenup, likewe walk away with what we come
into, like come in together with, okay, that's like, that's
different.
But if he got like some crazystipulations, I think then that
might be a differentconversation.
You know what I mean.
Like that might be, that mightbe a different, a different
conversation.
But if it's just like a simple,it's the same one, it's the
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what.
It's the same one.
No, if it's just like a simple,something simple, then, like
you know, just protecting whathe already has built, that's I
don't, I don't crazy word, Idon't mind that.
Um, let's see.
Am I the asshole asshole fordemanding to go through my
brother-in-law and hisgirlfriend's bags if they are
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staying with us?
Okay?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
let me get the context okay it.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
It says background.
He's going to give us somebackground.
I have a pretty severe dairyallergy.
I break out in hives, Istruggle to breathe and have to
carry two EpiPens with meeverywhere.
If I get any dairy in my systemI'll end up in the ER.
My in-laws know this and havebeen extremely accommodating
since my fiance and I starteddating five years ago.
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When we moved in together twoyears ago, we set strict rules
for our home because of myallergy.
The big one is that no one isallowed to bring anything that
contains dairy into our home,ever, no matter what.
So that's the backstory.
Now onto the story.
My brother-in-law starteddating his girlfriend a year and
a half ago.
They came to visit us togetherfor the first time a year ago.
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My fiance made sure mybrother-in-law explained my
allergy to his girlfriend andour no dairy rule.
Two days into their stay shebought dairy products and cooked
lunch for herself.
When we weren't home, I endedup in the ER because of the
cross-contamination.
She apologized and explainedshe hadn't understood how
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serious my allergy was.
We managed to put the situationbehind us, since both my fiance
and I currently have, and wantto keep, a good relationship
with my brother-in-law.
The two of them came for asecond visit nine months ago.
We had a video call with mybrother-in-law and his
girlfriend before the trip tomake sure she understood the
severity of my allergy and howserious we are about the no
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dairy rule in the house.
During their second trip I wastaking out the trash and found a
candy bar wrapper and an emptymilkshake container in the guest
trash, the room that she wasstaying in.
Even after she saw how seriousmy allergy is and how I ended up
in the ER, she still broughtDerry into my home.
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I confronted her when they gotback.
She and my brother-in-law had ahuge fight.
My brother-in-law went throughher stuff and threw out
everything she had with Derry.
We kicked out his girlfriend.
My brother-in-law stayed forthe rest of the planned trip.
My brother-in-law and hisgirlfriend worked out their
relationship after the trip andare still together.
Since their second trip, mybrother-in-law has come alone,
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since I don't trust hisgirlfriend in my house.
Well, brother-in-law isplanning a new trip to visit us
and his girlfriend wants to cometoo.
At first we just said, no, wedon't trust her.
But since we know that this isimportant to my brother-in-law,
we came up with what we believeis a good compromise.
She can come and stay at ourhouse, but we will look through
her bags every single time shecomes back into the house.
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And if she doesn't accept that,then she can't stay at the
house or she has to stay at ahotel.
Now I'm being called an assholefor treating her like a
criminal and that checking herbag is an invasion of privacy.
So am I the asshole fordemanding to go through her bags
if she is staying at my house?
Not at all, for this context.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
No, the bitch tried to kill you twice Because she
done it twice.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
She tried to kill him twice.
She done it twice Like what thehell?
Because it's just like the lastone that we had read about the
allergy with the mother-in-lawbringing the auntie.
If people like there are somepeople who quite literally have
life and death severityallergies Like if they're around
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it it is it could be like ahigh probability that they will
die if they do not get medicalattention in time.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
He's nicer than me.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
That's crazy work After the first time.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
What I would have did the first time is since we know
it was her that did it when Igot out the hospital, I would
have sued her and pressedcharges.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Okay, that's a little far.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
I told you I had this extreme allergy.
You still bring it into mypresence, into my home where I
live.
Yeah, and it's my house.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
That's attempted murder.
Call Olivia up.
She works in special victims.
He's not a special victim, I am.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I'm a special victim.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
No, it's not that type of special victim.
I'm a special victim.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
She tried to kill me not once, but twice.
She needed to be locked up.
No, you're not an asshole, sir.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
No, you're not an asshole at all.
I wouldn't let her on the blockI wouldn't let her on the block
.
He must can't even go to likegrocery stores.
That's crazy.
He ain't never had an egg, adairy allergy.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
That's like everything.
Why are you?
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I had to stop.
Stop it how are you living?
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Stop it.
I had to stop, stop it.
How are you living?
Tell me how you're living.
What?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
How you living.
But no, you're not an asshole.
No, you're not an asshole atall.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
She's out of pocket, and here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
So I take it that the brother-in-law is his wife's
brother?
Probably yeah, and she justsome broad.
That ain't really thatimportant.
No, she's his girlfriend,because they've been together
for a while she just, I mean,they're on their third visit.
She just sucking the fucking.
She ain't married.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
We don't know that to be true.
Let's start there.
I would hope so.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
They made up somehow.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
They did make up.
They did make up, but no, sir,I do not think that you're the
asshole.
No, I think it's highly rudeand disrespectful that when you
tell people that you have anallergy, especially a
life-threatening allergy thatcould land you in the emergency
room, that they behave like thisand they still are selfish
enough to choose whatever isgoing to satiate them in their
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comfort, and they do it at theexpense of your health.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
And not only that, they do it in your home Right.
And, with all that being said,you are in the next bedroom,
fool.
And I'm going to have me aprotein shake after this.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Like that's crazy.
Like my mom is allergic toshellfish and I remember her
telling me one time her husbandhad eaten shellfish right.
No, he didn't, but I guess hedidn't wipe it all off his mouth
like before he came to bed, andso you know, your mouth touches
your pillow and she had laid onhis pillow.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Oh diabolical.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
The shellfish Like.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
The shellfish was shellfish, that's bye.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Like that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Crazy word.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Some people really are like.
Some people really have seriousallergies Serious, and you
really need to respect thatbecause you would feel.
Here's the thing, how would youfeel?
You brought the dairy into thehouse and you thought you were
being like slick, and then thefact that she had bought a whole
fucking milkshake when he threwaway the trash.
That's crazy work.
You were in the room drinking amilkshake but the thing is, is
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that?
Speaker 2 (48:49):
here's the thing, but what here?
Speaker 1 (48:50):
this is what I'm saying.
The thing is what?
Speaker 2 (48:52):
if god forbid, hold on the trash in there right.
God forbid he died oh yeah, oh,then she'd be so sorry then
what then?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
what then?
What would you?
Was that milkshake worth it?
Speaker 2 (49:02):
then it's no longer attempted murder, it's murder
press the charges because we hadprevious.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
It's premeditation.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Yes, that's premeditation I told you like
how would you feel if he diedCall Olivia, call.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Carisi.
Carisi works for the DA nowPerfect.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
You put the charges through.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yeah, that's.
That's crazy work.
Y'all can't be that damnselfish, you can't, you can't.
Anywho, guys, this has beenanother episode of the Life
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Speaker 2 (50:51):
My glasses are dirty now.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
So until next time, Peace booskies, Peace booskies,
Peace booskies.
This is the same one that's been.
(00:01):
Oh so you talking to other menat the gym?
No, I'm not talking to othermen at the gym.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
They talking to you Other men are talking to me
there's a difference, but you'reentertaining your cheating?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
By your standards, you're cheating.
I'm not Go ahead and read one.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
By your standards.
I'm not because I didn't usetongue.
Hey, everybody, and welcomeback to your weekly episode of
(00:38):
the life after I do podcast.
Yes, thanks for joining ustoday.
Okay, you guys know the drill.
Hello everybody and welcomeback to another weekly episode
(01:00):
of the Life of the New Podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You're here with your host today, kynesha and Maureen
.
Wow, it's corny as hell, butyou can see, as my health gets
better, I'm able to hold that alittle longer.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You try to say uh.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
My breath control.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh, okay.
Your respiratory game is.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I might be up there ushering Chris Brown next year.
You might be what Up thereushering Chris Brown next year.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Up where you gonna buy tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm not buying you Chris Brown tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I didn't ask for the Chris Brown tickets or usher
tickets, I don't need to see.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I don't need to see Chris Brown.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh yeah, I don't mind seeing.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You're not seeing Raymond either H You're not
seeing Raymond eitherH-E-R-R-A-Y-M-O-N-D.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Now, baby, tell me what you want to do with me.
The funny thing is If you turnon your Apple TV Every time that
you roll with me Holding meTrying to keep control of me,
nice and slowly.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
You know, never let me go, never messing up the flow
.
That's how the hood gonna go.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
If you turn on your Apple TV, they have all his
music videos.
You can see no one likes youwatch this.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, watch this.
These are my confessions.
Are you done?
Are you done?
Are you done?
I'm surprised you didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Uh, I forgot I was gonna say you forgot which
button it was how you doing boBooskies.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I am, I'm great.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That's good.
I'm great.
That's good, because yourweekly performance review does
not reflect that.
How was your week?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
My week was great.
I did all the things I wantedto do.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh, okay, yeah, let's get into it.
You did all the things that youwanted.
Let's talk about the things youwanted to do.
Oh, okay, yeah, let's get intoit.
You did all the things that youwanted.
Let's talk about the things youwanted to do.
Tell the folks at home what youaccomplished this week.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
What do you mean?
What'd you do?
Your week was great.
What?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
made it so great?
My week was great.
What made it?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
so great.
Let's see, I got to have lunchwith a friend oh okay, I was
working too.
I was on lunch break.
I went to lunch, oh okay, Iwent on a lunch break.
Don't you get a lunch break atwork Barely?
But you get one right, barely.
You get one right, yes or no?
Yes or no, do you?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
get a lunch.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm coming for you, you don't get to come for me oh,
no, no no you're constantlycoming for me, but I don't want
to have to come for you becausewe all know.
Can you stop rubbing my leg,okay?
We all know how easily yourfeelings get hurt, oh my god.
But anywho, I had a great week,okay, um, I had a great week.
I hit new pr.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's good oh my god .
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Every week you come here and tell us about the gym
really you are so, wow, I'm notsharing anything else with you.
I'm not sharing anything else.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm just playing, I'm not sharing nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
My week was fine.
How was your week?
You don't care about my week,so how was your week?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
ask me again.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I don't know what okay, let's hold on, let's
prepare.
Let's prepare ourselves for ourdepressive state.
Guys Ready, how was your week,maurice?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I had a good week though.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Such a lame.
I had a good week, you did.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
What made it good?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I had a good week mentally.
Oh, that's good Until the end.
Oh that uh well last coupledays kind of dream, you know we
can, that we can never have a 10for 10 but it's all right, I
understand.
I gave it 100, it was just itwas just.
It was just 10 at the end ofthe week.
The week got 100 oh, okay theeffort was different.
Okay, how was your week?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
any highlights.
I think that's what we shouldstart doing.
The highlights that's whatwe'll start doing.
What was the highlight of yourweek and the bullshitness of
your week?
So tell me about the highlightof your week and then tell me
the bullshitness of your week,or the thing that that brought
you like the most angst I thinkthe highlight of the week is
(05:04):
when we got your car back godpraise, lord praise, so thank
you.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
We went back to somewhat of normal, because yeah
, me pulling triple duty man,this is my turn goodbye, um,
we're gonna go back to my weekno, you with the new structure.
We have a new structure nowokay, we just started it just
now.
What?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
was um.
What was your highlight besidesthat?
The car?
Okay, what was the?
What was your bullshitness?
Your ink the car.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, it can't be both yeah, it can, because I was
happy you got your car back soyou could.
You was complaining about howghetto my car is.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh, my god, you don't have a said your car was ghetto
.
You don't have a back.
Oh my god, you don't have pushto start, okay, but you don't
have a backup camera.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh my God, you don't have push to start.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Okay, wait, let me tell y'all no, it's my week.
It's my turn.
Okay, go, go ahead.
I'm just saying backup camerasare important.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Right.
And then the car is also my lowpoint, because I was rather
enjoying getting dropped off.
I know you you were enjoying.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You were enjoying your limousine service every day
.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I said man, I can get to work a little later, I ain't
gotta worry about parking,cause I just pull up hop out.
Hop out 16.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I was doing my big one.
Yeah, you were, it was so, youwere so sad.
You get up that morning and yourealize damn, I gotta go, I
gotta go gotta find parking.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
it's crazy how much you get used to it in a short
period of time, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I wasn't trying to get used to it because I didn't
enjoy the double-dutiness I meanlook here Of the driving.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You don't do nothing around here.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I don't want to strangle you, don't make me
strangle you.
We're me strangle you, we're,we're recording and then that
would be like evidence.
So people know you're violentI'm not violent.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I double blink.
I love aggressively.
I double blink every week.
No one comes to my help because, first of all, maybe because
you're blinking like a lunatichuh maybe because you're
blinking like a lunatic I meanthe week was cool, I mean
doesn't, it was just a normal,it was somewhat a normal.
It was somewhat a normal week.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I know it was the first time I actually worked 40
hours in a while.
Oh, it was rough.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
It kind of was it was rough, it was rough.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Rough.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Kind of.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, it was rough.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It was rough, yeah, but at least you were like super
disciplined Throughout the week.
Like you came home, you putyour crap away, you showered and
you went straight to bed.
I didn't have no choice.
I was tired and then you got upevery day.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
At 3.30 One day, 2 o'clock, go to the gym In the
gym with just hopes and dreams.
You know what?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Sometimes that's all you need.
Hopes and dreams Dreamsvisualization that's all you
need.
Hopes and dreams it's hopes,dreams, visualization that's all
you need.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
No one tells you that the amount of libido stimuli
working out produces.
Because after my workout I'llbe on the treadmill and I'll be
like I should not be feelingthis way right now, but I'm like
I need to go home and take careof this right now ask me if he
(08:10):
comes home early to take care ofthat.
I gotta go to work.
He doesn't.
I gotta get my workout done.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
He doesn't, so it's not.
It's not that annoying, adam,is it?
It's not that bad.
You don't know what I'll bedoing when you leave.
We leave at the same time.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
do Double back.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, we don't leave at the same time.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
We have, literally we've been leaving at the same
time this week.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Go ahead.
Go ahead and tell us about yourweek again.
I'm done.
That's how she treat me people.
This is why I be doubleblinking and no one comes to
rescue me.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And no one, because look how you blink, you don't
even blink properly what we gottoday, Booski.
You don't even blink properly.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I swear y'all, she loved me and I love her.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What's today, 23 years.
What's today?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, I think today is a love day.
Today is a love day 23 yearsI've been with this woman.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Today is Friday yeah, today is a love day.
I love you on Fridays 23, whichday it was, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
When I tell y'all that, teenage Kanye, she was so
much nicer.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And this is what you've turned me into Early
early 20s, Kanye.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
she was so much nicer Life experiences have turned me
into this.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Doing life with you has turned me into this, so I
don't know what that says aboutyou.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
She'd be faking for the camera, because off camera
she'd be like oh babe, I loveyou so much.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Can you hold my hand?
Can we cuddle?
Oh my gosh, you're such anasshole.
Why do you try to make it seemlike my name is Mo Lethal.
Why do you try to make it seemlike I'm so needy?
I asked you to hold my hand onetime last night, at two in the
morning, because I wanted to beclose to you and I couldn't get
close to you because somebodydecided to sneak into my bed.
(09:43):
I told you to lock the door At.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Somebody decided to sneak into my bed at 1am I told
you to lock the door.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I told you to lock the door and I was like I was
cuddling with my husband.
So I was like, oh my gosh, canyou hold my hand?
And now you're trying to makeit seem like I'm hella needy.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Okay, you're not.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I don't want to hold your hand tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's fine.
I'm asleep to say I don't wantto hold your hand tonight,
that's fine, I'm asleep to say Idon't want to hold your hand.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I was going to let you be the little spoon, but now
, now you can be the big spoonaround your pillow.
What?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
we got today.
I think this little back andforth goes perfectly with what
we got today.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, because you're rude, I'm rude, you're rude,
you're rude, I'm rude, you'rerude, you're rude.
I love you.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'm rubber and you're glue.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh my gosh, whatever you say to me, bounce off me and
sticks to you.
Maurice.
Okay, what are you?
Seven?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Eight, thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh gosh, that little girl lover.
I can't Thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
What we got today Booskies.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, in theme of you being rude to me all the time,
I'm nothing but nice to you.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I am nothing but nice to you.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well, can you change your definition of nice?
Oh my God, If you just know theconversation I've had with my
brother to you.
Well, can you change yourdefinition of nice?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh my God, If you just know the conversation I'd
have with my brother about you.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, and you talk shit about me to other people.
My bill Of all people.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I never said I was talking shit.
You just assume it was bad, see, see, I see how she treat.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm blinking again for the people listening,
because I'm blinking again forthe people listening, because
you probably are calling my billand telling him some untruths
about his favorite sister-in-law.
His only sister-in-law Tryingto paint me in a bad picture.
Trying to paint me in a badpicture.
Don't do that, you in mybusiness.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You in my business.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'm going to have Izzy come here and put you in
your place, right?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So what we?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
got today.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Okay, so In the In the Era of banter Between
couples, some of the sayingsthat couples say to each other,
that could be like Insulting butfunny, it's just black couples.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
But you know, black people, we, we look different.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's just like a compilation.
Some of them I've never said toyou before.
You probably thought them, Iprobably thought them, but I
mean they're funny.
I probably said most of them toyou.
No, you haven't, they're funny,but I'll read one and then you
read one, because I'm going tosee which ones I want to keep in
my arsenal.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Okay, so we just going to go back and forth and
then discuss them.
Sure, Okay, go ahead.
I guess this is y'all.
Look here.
Like I told y'all, I be raw dogin these episodes.
I just show up.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
This one I'm going to keep for me for you next time.
Your selective hearing isOlympic level impressive.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's funny because I literally said that to you in
my head on thursday the way I,literally I said your selective
hearing like oh my god, hold on.
Let me tell the people let me.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Tell the people what.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Tell the people what I know for fact and that's how
you know he's wrong.
That I said something to you.
No, and because I've been Shoutout to my therapist.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You already see how he prefaced this about in his
head.
That's how our conversations go.
Shout out to my therapist.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I've been intentional with my words, especially with
you, and I said and I know Isaid this I said do such and
such, so I could do such andsuch on this day.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
On Saturday, right, yes, when did you do such and
such, though I did it today.
On what day?
Friday, friday, okay, why?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Okay, why?
Because I had extra time todayOkay.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Whatever you got to tell yourself sir.
Time today.
Okay, Whatever, you gotta tellyourself sir.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Whatever you gotta tell yourself.
Now I'm gonna say this this issomething I've never said to you
.
I've said it to you, but justnot in this way.
What is it Reese?
I love you, but your taste inTV is actually garbage.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You have said that, not in those exact words, but
yes, you have said that to me.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
What exact words.
But yes, you have said that tome.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Watching is wild okay , first of all, I'm pretty
consistent with what I watch Ilike what I like and you think
everything I watch is depressing.
I think it's informative.
It's not.
It's it's based on truth.
I watched true crime.
(14:25):
It's in the title true crime.
It is crime that is true.
That has actually happened.
It's informative because it'sthings that we could learn from
okay so like walking home fromparties by yourself after
midnight, after you've beenintoxicated you don don't walk
in a mailbox.
(14:45):
Listen, but I'm just saying forfuture.
I know that I shouldn't beintoxicated walking on a road by
myself after midnight.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Because we know what the possibilities are.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
This is the same woman who asked me this is
coming from the man who watchesadult cartoons on Kohl's caption
.
Look here, you're not going tocome for my anime, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
You came for me first .
You see how easily butthurt, hegets.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
First of all, my anime is more story driven, have
better meanings, better morals.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I literally just watched 30 minutes of the anime
with you when we got home fromthe gym, anime with you when we
got home from the gym, and thewhole 30 minutes.
Whatever had happened before.
All I know is that there wascrying between a bunch of high
school boys for 30 minutes Highschool boys crying in their
school uniforms hugging eachother.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
First of all, they were not in school uniforms.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
They were in school uniforms.
It was a gang.
Their gang uniforms look likeschool uniforms.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
And first of all I was watching Windbreaker.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, there was a lot of crying involved and you
didn't have all the contacts.
Okay, you don't have all thecontacts in my shows either.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I can just read one.
Yes, sbu, you got the contacts.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Excuse me, trash-ass movie.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Really Excuse me, trash ass movie.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Really You're not going to speak on Mariska
Haragody like that, okay, oh,she's very beautiful, so she's
very beautiful.
Listen here this one.
I married you for better orworse, not for background noise.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
What the hell that supposed to mean.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
What the hell that supposed supposed to mean.
Oh, when I saw that, when Isaid, oh, I can't wait, I can't
wait, what the hell, I can'twait to use that one in some
type of text, some type ofcontext.
I married you for better orworse not background.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
So what's the background noise you're hearing?
Tell me d-man, d-man, go ahead.
Tell me go on, or worse, notbackground noise.
So what's the background?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
noise you're hearing.
Tell me D-man, D-man, Go ahead.
Tell me Come on.
Well, you're not backgroundnoise, babe.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Okay, I mean like there's times where I mean Go
ahead and try and clean it up,because I'm getting petty.
I'll let you know now that youare unlocking the petty version
of your husband, okay, he isabout to show up.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, let's see him.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
And I try not to do this to you because you're my
wife and I love you.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And I'm blinking again for the people listening
and for the people who will notsave you, who will not come to
your rescue, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
So, since we taking shots, I married a snack, but I
got leftovers.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I knew you were going to say that one, but you eat
leftovers five days a week.
So jokes on you, jokes on you.
Leftovers are your favoriteMeal prep.
Boo.
I mean when a meal is good,boom, exactly Boom.
You tried it with that one.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
But don't worry, because I'm used to
disappointment oh so you'refighting.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I'm used to disappointment I have built up a
muscle to deal withdisappointment.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
It doesn't even penetrate anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
So I disappoint you all the time.
Is that what you're?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
saying I'm just, I was just letting you know.
Okay, like don't even worry.
So this is what we do.
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I was just letting you know, like don't even worry.
So this is what we do, don'tworry.
I'm like impenetrable at thispoint Because my muscle, my
disappointed muscle is strongBam.
Bam.
So so you structured a wholeepisode so we can go back and
forth with each other.
That's fine.
Is this what you want to do?
This is what we're doing.
This is what we're doing.
What that's what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
That's what we're doing.
What Well?
I didn't know it was possibleto load a dishwasher wrong.
I know that you are not tryingto come at me.
You don't even load thedishwasher.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I don't have to.
Okay, I pay the bill.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
And I load it correctly.
No, you don't.
Yes, I bet you don't even knowhow to clean the dishwasher.
Did you know that?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
you had to clean the dishwasher oh, you do.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You sit in the video like three times.
How do you clean the dishwasher?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
it's not my job, it's your job.
It's not my job, it's your job,yeah uh-huh, don't try to
backpedal now how I clean it asI get up.
I get up out of my bed, which Iwas comfortable.
I walk over to my wife and sayhey, don't forget to clean
dishwasher today.
That's how I do it now now okay, now, now.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Okay, I love how you know.
Okay, here we go Just the way itstart.
I love how you pretend like youknow what you're talking about.
I have said that to you so manytimes, because sometimes I
(19:29):
think this is what I thinkhappens.
I think when I ask my husbandcertain questions and he wants
to be like he wants to be myresource.
So when I come to him withcertain things that he really
doesn't have an answer to, hewill come up with the craziest
answer, like out of his ass butto try to make it sound like
there's some truth to it.
And when I'm sitting there andI'm listening, I'm like I'm
gonna be respectful and I'mgoing to like listen to him.
(19:50):
And then I'll be like, babe,you that didn't even like make
sense, like it didn't even makesense, but you still.
But you, you stick with it andI, I'm sorry, that's bullshit,
that's not bullshit.
You've given me bullshitanswers before.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'm not even going to respond.
You know what?
I don't give you bad advice,and if I don't know something, I
tell you I don't know.
That's not true, don't?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
come for me.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You know what?
It don't matter.
Okay, it don't even matter.
When you said I'll be ready infive minutes, did you mean earth
time?
Because this has been, this hasbeen a theme the duration of
our relationship that's not true.
You ain't never ready.
That's not true.
I really I have.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I now lie to you and I'm on time because I lied to
you.
But I'm on time, okay, am I?
Am I not?
If you say we need to leave by530, I'm usually done by 527.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
This is the same woman that wears the same mom
outfit with interchangeableparts, that struggles to get
dressed on time.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm like you know we're going somewhere.
I don't wear my mom uniform.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
OK, OK.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
In case you guys are wondering what my mom uniform is
, my mom uniform is what she goton right now Black leggings or
black sweats and a zip up, ahoodie or a crew neck sweatshirt
, that's it.
I mean it's, first of all,listen, first of all, it's
comfortable, ok, ok.
(21:23):
Second of all, it's like afterbeing in spandex and rayon and
everything else for five hoursand sweating in it, but you
don't have to be there for fivehours.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You take five hours.
That's different.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Okay, I don't take.
Listen, my rest periods arelonger than yours.
You take one minute to a minuteand a half rest period.
I take two minutes, I have totake five minutes to six minutes
in between my bigger lifts.
Okay, you and I are not thesame.
Wow, wow, okay, we're not thesame.
Right now I'm better.
Let me see you squat 300.
Lightweight Deadlift 305.
(21:56):
Easily, okay, easily, uh-huh.
Show me proof.
Okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Because I, because that's because the bar was at my
damn nipple line.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
First of all excuses, and that made it better for
liftoff for you.
Just get under it, pick it upon your on your track.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Let's go, go ahead and rewind.
You tried it, you tried it.
You keep talking and one dayit'll be useful.
Ok, you know what?
Ok.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Keep talking and one day, all that talking you talk
will be useful.
Okay, it'll be useful one day,not today, not today, but one
day it's going to be useful.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Okay, Because at this point you arguing with me is
just my cardio.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Really, I don't argue yeah, you do.
No, I don't.
You don't Shut up.
I don't argue yeah you do don'targue.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah, you do.
No, I don't.
You don't shut up, I don'targue.
Yeah, you do, you don't argue.
You always come for me, youyou're.
You're trying to convince thepeople that it's me coming for
you.
No, when is you coming for me?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
no, I don't, I don't try to convince anybody of
anything all right I first ofall listen.
You always try to like slidelittle sayings and little things
in on me, or you try to likepick at me and say little things
and then, when I retaliate,Give me three examples.
What like today?
Okay, for instance, I was, mybra had came unsnapped.
(23:20):
Right, my bra came unsnapped.
Yeah, what did you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
So my, my bra, my bra is alittle bit bigger now because,
I've lost weight.
Right, I'm down almost 60 pounds, so like things have gotten
smaller okay and my bra hadunsnapped, I have one that snaps
(23:41):
in the front, my bra and thenlisten to what he said to me.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I said babe, it's okay, just buy another bra.
Your chest is.
Let me tell the people what Isaid and then listen to what he
said to me.
I said babe, it's okay, justbuy another bra, your chest is
deflated.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, that's not what you said.
You said well, that's becauseyour titties are deflated.
Yeah, that's your titties, it'sdeflated.
And I was like, what?
Well, your titties are flat.
Then you, I was like, and Iliterally said to him, I said,
(24:11):
can we use a better choice ofwords?
And he was like, oh well,because you, little sweet babe,
but you, you, you followed thedeflated up with flat.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
But I wasn't coming for you, I was just saying what
it was.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
DeMille, demille.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Sade.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
DeMille Sade, demille Sade.
And then when I come for you,or when I, when I, make a slide,
but I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I wasn't coming for you.
I literally just said I gaveyou a reason why okay, well, you
know, you could have worded itbetter see, you don't.
This is just how, like thecomedian ryan davis said, you
just want me to lie to you.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
You want me to lie to ?
You in the way you want to belying to you when you said oh
babe, like you know, it'sbecause you lost weight and,
like I've even said to youbefore, like you go, you lose
your butt and your boobs becauseit's all fat.
But you know what?
Whatever, whatever, if you werea flavor, you'd be playing with
(24:58):
a twist of chaos.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
That's?
That's that's MFI?
I don't think so, because I'mthe only flavor in the house If
you count vanilla flavor.
Vanilla is a flavor.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I don't think vanilla is.
I'm not vanilla.
Yeah, and you can fight me onit.
I don't care what anybody says.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I see you've reached your daily limit of doing the
bare minimum.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Really, really.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Because there's a lot of things right here where you
do bare minimum yeah, if, and ifI'm the only person that's
gonna do it then it'll get.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
It'll get done how I say it'll get done.
You're the point blank and allof the periods, but you're more
than welcome to do it yourself.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
You're the only person doing it, because it's
part of your responsibilitieshere and does and then answer
yes or no.
Then answer yes or no.
Then answer yes or no.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Answer yes or no, because that question goes both
ways Answer yes or no, but doesit get done?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
It does get done, it does yes or no Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
But here's what I find so like I tell you it will
get done how I find interesting.
What's interesting About thisdynamic?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
This dynamic, tell me .
My wife will tell me hey, I'moverwhelmed.
I would appreciate it if youwould help me out.
You know, clean the kitchen,mop the floor.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I don't think I've ever used that word, but okay.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, you said I appreciate you helping me out,
but you wash the dishes, cookclean.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I never word it that way.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
You ask me to do something domestic.
Right, I don't ask you.
But you don't want to ask me.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You want me to just take initiative, Because if you
see a dish but you never go towork for me.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You never say, babe, I got the light builder's money,
babe, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I went to work this week, so don't worry about the
mortgage.
Really, you never.
I've done that before, thoughWith her fees.
With her fees, that's what youLook here.
Does it or does it not help you, though?
No, it helps her, it don't helpme, it does help you because
you're responsible for payingthem.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
So when I say no, I'm not when, when I say like oh,
you know what, I'm going to justgo ahead and be generous and
I'm going to use my bank accountI'm going to use my bank
account and I'm going to takecare of it.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
That you've been hoarding money.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I don't hoard money.
If you know about it, it's nothoarding, you just don't know
the amount.
Okay, if you really want to, ifyou cared about the amount,
then you would calculate.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Don't start unless you brought snacks in the
solution.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I always have snacks on deck.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Clearly.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You always got snacks on deck.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
What is that supposed to mean?
You always got snacks on deck.
Wow Okay, A-Cup.
All right.
I see, A-Cup came with hisA-game.
A-cup came with his A-game.
Wow yeah.
I got the cup you lost.
Okay, now that's okay, though Idon't mind losing that cup.
(28:02):
Okay, I don't mind losing thatcup, because I can lose it a lot
quicker than you.
I don't mind losing that cup.
That's not even that's cool.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm okay.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Because you already see what the new tops is
attracting and you're already inyour feelings about me making
new friends, girl, do you?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Save me the trouble.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Girl, do you Save me the trouble?
Yeah, this is the same one.
That's been Elsa.
You talking to other men at thegym?
No, I'm not talking to othermen at the gym.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
They talking to you.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Other men are talking to me.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
There's a difference, but you're entertaining your
cheating?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
By your standards, you're cheating.
I'm not Go ahead and read one.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
By your standards, I I'm not sure I'm sending it to
Mike.
I think we're going to readmost of them.
You know what?
Go ahead and fix it your way.
I'll fix it later.
If that's not the story of mylife with you, go ahead and fix
(29:00):
it, I'll fix it later, becausethat's what I have to do.
That's what big mama got tocome in and do.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
First of all, don't ever refer yourself as big mama.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
In this house.
I'm a big mama, I'm a mama andI'm big.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I'm a mama and I'm big Never what.
You sure you need another snackor are you just emotionally
attached to chewing?
Emotionally attached to chewingis crazy work.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
It's crazy work, but what do I have to do?
Every day I go to the gym.
You got you that's crazy I haveto chew.
I gotta chew, guys, and I don'tknow.
That's why I was like maybeit's like it.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Well, I know why I do it Like it helps me to focus,
but I would think that, with allthe air you're doing on your
b-ball, With all the what theair, because you're doing gum.
You're doing on air.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Well, they used to say it puts air on your stomach,
but I mean I do it because ithelps me focus.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Clearly not today.
Didn't hit that 270.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I hit it twice.
What are you talking about?
I got it recorded.
This is coming from a guy whocan't even squat a 135.
That's wild.
That's really what's reallybaffling is that he's trying to
come for me and thought he ateby saying that I couldn't squat
270 when I've literally squatted300 and I hit 270 for like
almost three reps today.
(30:29):
That's, that's diabolical work.
I'm going to let you live andwhat he can squat is my warmup,
that's that's wild.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I'm going to let you live in this world.
That's wild.
I'm going to let you live inthis world.
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
what did you say that you already do on overhead
triceps.
What'd you say you do?
You said you do 60 120, youdon't.
You said you do 60 120 becauseyour feelings was hurt when you
asked me what I did for my threesets and I was like, oh, I did
it at 60.
And he was like, are youserious?
And I was like yeah.
I'm very serious your form isprobably trash it.
(31:03):
It wasn't.
Now do you see how he gets?
Look now he buttered.
Look now he buttered.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I know I'm stronger than you.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
In some things.
In other things, I'm strongerthan you.
That's how the relationshipworks.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
You're stronger than me doing this and this and this
Cooking and cleaning and this.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
And sweeping.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
And this yeah you got it.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'm stronger than you in a lot more ways.
Oh look here.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
We can have a liftoff and report it.
We should and report it.
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Because I think the only thing right now that you
would have me beat in is bench.
But I'm getting there, I'mgetting there.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I'm getting there Because I'm hitting 170 next
week?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I haven't bench pressed in months but I'm sure
that's probably where you wouldget me as bench but you cannot
you don't hold a match to me insquat and deadlift.
You don't, and you know youdon't, you don't, you're not
even close, if that's what youbelieve.
I've seen your stiff leggeddeadlift with 225 and you
(32:07):
struggle.
You struggle, babe, but it'sokay.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I mean I can help you okay you're trying to comfort
me, but it's not working.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I'm not trying to comfort you, you started it you
are, what are?
You talking about you startedit.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
You about to turn this whole episode into.
Am I the asshole situation?
I'm not an asshole, always.
I'm a delight you about to turnthis whole episode into.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Am I the asshole situation?
I'm not an asshole.
Always Rewind, I'm a delight.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, you told that story three times today.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I am a delight.
I choose to be a delight.
I like your choice and what youwore.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Was that a fart or your personality leaving?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
the room.
I'm done for the day.
This has been another episode.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I'm cutting it hella short this week.
Why, what's?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
wrong.
I have nothing else to say.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Why?
What's wrong?
What's the?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
problem.
I have nothing else to say.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Are your feelings hurt?
My feelings are not hurt, okay.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
So what's the problem ?
I am secure in who I am.
Okay, and what about it?
I know that I am stronger.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You're worthy.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I'm stronger than you , uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
What about?
What else?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
And the gym Uh-huh and functional strength.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Uh-huh, now listen, everyday strength.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I'm not saying Everyday strength you got me.
I'm not saying that you're notstrong, I'm just saying that you
ain't messing with me, baby, Iknow, I know in general, are you
done?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
No, In general you are stronger than me, are you
done?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Are you done Are?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
you done.
This is what he does when hisfeelings get hurt guys, my
feelings are not hurt.
I know that in general, guyshurt guys.
I know that in general guys I'mblinking for help again that
you are stronger than me, babe.
There's like there's no doubtabout that, I know that okay,
okay, but there are some thingsyou know, just like in life.
You know that I'm more equipped,that's all yeah, you're more
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equipped to fold these clotheswhich is crazy, because I
haven't folded your clothes inlike three weeks because I'm
trying to be a good husband.
You ain't trying to be no damngood husband, I'm trying to be a
good what I do is I've beenwaiting until you take the day
off and then I be like you ain'tgot shit else to do, so you
should do your laundry this weekif you your life around to
where it just like so it lookslike it's your idea.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
So it sounds like what you're saying is that
you've been purposely notfulfilling your duties.
Call it what you want, and thisis why your performance review
is trash.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
That's fine.
You didn't fulfill your dutieseither.
You didn't buy me those twosweatshirts that I wanted, so I
bought you a whole freakingoutfit today.
That doesn't count.
I wanted the sweatshirts too.
You pick those out.
I want a few other sweatshirtstoo, but whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Girl, my damn lats hurt.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Don't worry, I'll go back and get them myself.
This is why I just, you know, Ijust got to do it myself.
I just got to do it myself.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
That's what Russ said .
Speaker 1 (34:56):
That's what who said Russ.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Russ yeah, Multi Grammy.
I'm going to do it myself.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
How does the song go?
Because clearly I don't knowwhat you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
His latest TikTok moment was a brief.
Was a?
What Brief Was a brief?
Now you keep it in my house.
I'm trying to in the middle ofthe night, I'm trying to brief,
oh.
I don't know how the words go.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Okay, because see what I mean.
See how you just be saying yeah, Go back to my point.
See how he just say shit andyou don't know what he's talking
about.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
No, I know what I'm talking about.
I don't know the words to thesong Same idea.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
It's along the same thing.
Anywho, let's hop into.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Nah, fuck this, I'm going home.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
You are home.
Oh damn, I can't even get awayyou are home, don't worry, we're
gonna spend time together afterthis, so stop oh, we're not
what you don't want.
To spend time with me now, evenif I do that little thing you
like I'll be there you're sofreaking easy.
He's so easy like okay sidenote.
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So sometimes, like when we're umhaving a little like
disagreement or spat orsomething, and you know you're
wrong like whether I'm wrong ornot, like if I know I can just
prolong it, so I can just likehave a little break or whatever,
and then, like when I'm readyto re-engage, I know what to do.
Like that little thing you like, and then you just come right
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back on around.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
You don't even believe the shit you saying
yourself.
Go ahead and read the article.
You don't even believe the shityou saying yourself.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh gosh, okay, oh, I can't see.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Crazy work with glasses on.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
It really is.
I don't know if I can see myright eye, oh.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I think I got makeup on my lens.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I don't hate anything or anybody.
Okay, here we go, r2-zero.
Am I the asshole for wanting aprenup before marriage?
No, probably not.
I'm a 31-year-old male Recentlygot engaged to.
Am I the asshole for wanting aprenup before marriage?
No, probably not.
I'm a 31 year old male recentlygot engaged to my girlfriend,
who's 28.
And we've been on cloud nineuntil I brought up the idea of a
prenup.
I run my own business and havea good amount of savings, plus a
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house I bought a few years ago.
She's doing fine too, butdoesn't have as much financially
, which is totally okay by me.
The prenup isn't about nottrusting her.
It's just something I've alwaysfelt made sense.
It's about protecting both ofus if things ever go sideways.
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I even told her that I'd wanther to have the same security if
the rules were reversed, butshe took it hard.
She said it made her feel likeI was expecting a divorce and
that it killed the romance ofeverything.
We haven't had a full on fight,but the mood shifted and she's
been kind of distant since Ibrought it up.
I feel a bit blindsided becauseI didn't think this would be
such a deal breaker.
(38:09):
Now I'm stuck wondering if I'mbeing cold and overly logical,
or if this is just a hardconversation that we need to
work through.
But am I an asshole for evenasking her?
No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
It's a hard conversation, but do what you
got to do to protect yourselfBecause, like I said last week,
don't give these just nothing.
Wow, they don't deserve to besent.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Goodbye Now what they don't deserve two red cent
Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Now what?
They don't deserve it.
What are you talking about?
They don't deserve it.
Who are they, these hoes?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
She's not a hoe, she's his fiance.
This is the woman he has told.
Let's back up, let's back up.
She's a hoe until it's officialIn the majority of situations.
I really need y'all tounderstand.
In the majority of situations,like I have said to you before,
you asked me to be here.
I didn't ask you to marry.
(39:04):
You asked me, sir.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh okay, not the other way around and I'm gonna
do what I gotta do.
So, please, and it's my rightto protect my future interest
and I agree with you, and so youmay love me right now.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
You may love me right now, but that's not a guarantee
you're going to love me in five, six, seven, eight, nine years.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
I don't disagree, so let me have something in place
now.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
But I'm just saying Just hold on, I'm talking.
Are you covering my mic?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I was, let me have something in place now, just in
case your feelings, because weknow how women are with their
feelings and their emotions.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Don't do that.
We know how y'all get it.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
No, no, don't do that .
Speaker 2 (39:46):
In case the tide come a little short of the shore.
Don't do that.
Let me be prepared.
No, or let me be prepared forthe wrath of what you're going
to bring.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
So, sir, you're not an asshole at all?
No, I don't think that you'rean asshole, it is a tough
conversation and let her feelthe way she feel.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
And you know I mean perfectly like I feel like
that's the right thing to do.
I mean I mean, unless you're inmy situation she was making one
money at the time.
I thought I would get over it.
Now she got it.
She don't flip the screen.
I don't know how she flipped it, but she flipped it.
Damn Damn Cheaper to keep her.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
When you look up and you got got.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Cheaper to keep her.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
It's crazy how life works out.
Crazy work, crazy work.
But no, I don't think you're.
I can understand from bothperspectives.
I can understand how, from herperspective, that she might
think that it's you expecting adivorce and it's not you
expecting a divorce.
It's like he said, it's notjust for me, but it's for the
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both of us too.
You know what I mean, becauseyou will have a say in the
prenup.
You can put your stipulationsin the prenup too.
It's not just him saying like,oh, you're not going to get what
I have.
You know what I mean, becauseonce you're married, anyway he's
going to be sharing what he haswith you.
But my thing, is.
And that's what I don'tunderstand.
Like, unless you plan on beinglike an asshole in your marriage
(41:06):
, I'm still going to be sharingwhatever you bring anyway, but
it's like just how you want tobe protected and make sure that
you have something In casethings go awry.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Why can't he want to be protected In case things go
awry, right?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
It's like life insurance.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Right.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Would you be having that conversation With him?
If he was like, oh, you knowwhat, we don't need life
insurance, then you would belike what do you mean?
We don't need life?
What happens if somethingHappens to you?
You're just gonna like, I'mjust supposed to figure it out,
it's the same thing.
Gotta breathe bye, I think I, Ime personally I look at it.
I can look at it like.
But wait now, it depends on howhe trying to set the prenup up.
(41:44):
If it's a simple prenup, likewe walk away with what we come
into, like come in together with, okay, that's like, that's
different.
But if he got like some crazystipulations, I think then that
might be a differentconversation.
You know what I mean.
Like that might be, that mightbe a different, a different
conversation.
But if it's just like a simple,it's the same one, it's the
(42:06):
what.
It's the same one.
No, if it's just like a simple,something simple, then, like
you know, just protecting whathe already has built, that's I
don't, I don't crazy word, Idon't mind that.
Um, let's see.
Am I the asshole asshole fordemanding to go through my
brother-in-law and hisgirlfriend's bags if they are
(42:29):
staying with us?
Okay?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
let me get the context okay it.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
It says background.
He's going to give us somebackground.
I have a pretty severe dairyallergy.
I break out in hives, Istruggle to breathe and have to
carry two EpiPens with meeverywhere.
If I get any dairy in my systemI'll end up in the ER.
My in-laws know this and havebeen extremely accommodating
since my fiance and I starteddating five years ago.
(42:53):
When we moved in together twoyears ago, we set strict rules
for our home because of myallergy.
The big one is that no one isallowed to bring anything that
contains dairy into our home,ever, no matter what.
So that's the backstory.
Now onto the story.
My brother-in-law starteddating his girlfriend a year and
a half ago.
They came to visit us togetherfor the first time a year ago.
(43:15):
My fiance made sure mybrother-in-law explained my
allergy to his girlfriend andour no dairy rule.
Two days into their stay shebought dairy products and cooked
lunch for herself.
When we weren't home, I endedup in the ER because of the
cross-contamination.
She apologized and explainedshe hadn't understood how
(43:36):
serious my allergy was.
We managed to put the situationbehind us, since both my fiance
and I currently have, and wantto keep, a good relationship
with my brother-in-law.
The two of them came for asecond visit nine months ago.
We had a video call with mybrother-in-law and his
girlfriend before the trip tomake sure she understood the
severity of my allergy and howserious we are about the no
(43:57):
dairy rule in the house.
During their second trip I wastaking out the trash and found a
candy bar wrapper and an emptymilkshake container in the guest
trash, the room that she wasstaying in.
Even after she saw how seriousmy allergy is and how I ended up
in the ER, she still broughtDerry into my home.
(44:19):
I confronted her when they gotback.
She and my brother-in-law had ahuge fight.
My brother-in-law went throughher stuff and threw out
everything she had with Derry.
We kicked out his girlfriend.
My brother-in-law stayed forthe rest of the planned trip.
My brother-in-law and hisgirlfriend worked out their
relationship after the trip andare still together.
Since their second trip, mybrother-in-law has come alone,
(44:41):
since I don't trust hisgirlfriend in my house.
Well, brother-in-law isplanning a new trip to visit us
and his girlfriend wants to cometoo.
At first we just said, no, wedon't trust her.
But since we know that this isimportant to my brother-in-law,
we came up with what we believeis a good compromise.
She can come and stay at ourhouse, but we will look through
her bags every single time shecomes back into the house.
(45:03):
And if she doesn't accept that,then she can't stay at the
house or she has to stay at ahotel.
Now I'm being called an assholefor treating her like a
criminal and that checking herbag is an invasion of privacy.
So am I the asshole fordemanding to go through her bags
if she is staying at my house?
Not at all, for this context.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
No, the bitch tried to kill you twice Because she
done it twice.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
She tried to kill him twice.
She done it twice Like what thehell?
Because it's just like the lastone that we had read about the
allergy with the mother-in-lawbringing the auntie.
If people like there are somepeople who quite literally have
life and death severityallergies Like if they're around
(45:49):
it it is it could be like ahigh probability that they will
die if they do not get medicalattention in time.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
He's nicer than me.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
That's crazy work After the first time.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
What I would have did the first time is since we know
it was her that did it when Igot out the hospital, I would
have sued her and pressedcharges.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Okay, that's a little far.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
I told you I had this extreme allergy.
You still bring it into mypresence, into my home where I
live.
Yeah, and it's my house.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
That's attempted murder.
Call Olivia up.
She works in special victims.
He's not a special victim, I am.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I'm a special victim.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
No, it's not that type of special victim.
I'm a special victim.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
She tried to kill me not once, but twice.
She needed to be locked up.
No, you're not an asshole, sir.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
No, you're not an asshole at all.
I wouldn't let her on the blockI wouldn't let her on the block
.
He must can't even go to likegrocery stores.
That's crazy.
He ain't never had an egg, adairy allergy.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
That's like everything.
Why are you?
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I had to stop.
Stop it how are you living?
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Stop it.
I had to stop, stop it.
How are you living?
Tell me how you're living.
What?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
How you living.
But no, you're not an asshole.
No, you're not an asshole atall.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
She's out of pocket, and here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
So I take it that the brother-in-law is his wife's
brother?
Probably yeah, and she justsome broad.
That ain't really thatimportant.
No, she's his girlfriend,because they've been together
for a while she just, I mean,they're on their third visit.
She just sucking the fucking.
She ain't married.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
We don't know that to be true.
Let's start there.
I would hope so.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
They made up somehow.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
They did make up.
They did make up, but no, sir,I do not think that you're the
asshole.
No, I think it's highly rudeand disrespectful that when you
tell people that you have anallergy, especially a
life-threatening allergy thatcould land you in the emergency
room, that they behave like thisand they still are selfish
enough to choose whatever isgoing to satiate them in their
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comfort, and they do it at theexpense of your health.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
And not only that, they do it in your home Right.
And, with all that being said,you are in the next bedroom,
fool.
And I'm going to have me aprotein shake after this.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Like that's crazy.
Like my mom is allergic toshellfish and I remember her
telling me one time her husbandhad eaten shellfish right.
No, he didn't, but I guess hedidn't wipe it all off his mouth
like before he came to bed, andso you know, your mouth touches
your pillow and she had laid onhis pillow.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Oh diabolical.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
The shellfish Like.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
The shellfish was shellfish, that's bye.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Like that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Crazy word.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Some people really are like.
Some people really have seriousallergies Serious, and you
really need to respect thatbecause you would feel.
Here's the thing, how would youfeel?
You brought the dairy into thehouse and you thought you were
being like slick, and then thefact that she had bought a whole
fucking milkshake when he threwaway the trash.
That's crazy work.
You were in the room drinking amilkshake but the thing is, is
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that?
Speaker 2 (48:49):
here's the thing, but what here?
Speaker 1 (48:50):
this is what I'm saying.
The thing is what?
Speaker 2 (48:52):
if god forbid, hold on the trash in there right.
God forbid he died oh yeah, oh,then she'd be so sorry then
what then?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
what then?
What would you?
Was that milkshake worth it?
Speaker 2 (49:02):
then it's no longer attempted murder, it's murder
press the charges because we hadprevious.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
It's premeditation.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Yes, that's premeditation I told you like
how would you feel if he diedCall Olivia, call.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Carisi.
Carisi works for the DA nowPerfect.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
You put the charges through.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yeah, that's.
That's crazy work.
Y'all can't be that damnselfish, you can't, you can't.
Anywho, guys, this has beenanother episode of the Life
After I Do podcast.
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My glasses are dirty now.
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So until next time, Peace booskies, Peace booskies,
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