September 17, 2025 • 49 mins
If you could design your perfect partner, what traits would they have? This week, we build our “Fantasy Marriage Draft,” picking the qualities we think make for a solid, lasting relationship.
From emotional intelligence and consistency to playfulness and independence, we talk through what really counts over time—not just during the honeymoon phase.
We also answer some listener questions, including a surprise paternity story and a relationship debate about showing up unannounced.
Whether you’re single or married, this episode will have you thinking about the traits that matter most—and recognizing them in your real-life partner more than you might expect.
Thanks for rocking with us! Don’t forget to follow Life After I Do so you never miss an episode. Got a relationship situation you want us to weigh in on? Hit us at https://linktr.ee/lifeafteridopodcast — we just might talk about it in a future episode.
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Like stocky boy, you know, to the fellas listening.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
I want y'all to know right now that I've won in life,
Because I was the nerd thatbagged the prom queen.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And I loved you then and I love you even more now.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
See, I had nothing going for me in high school, but
my brain and I stopped using itafter I graduated.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I had nothing going for me but my brain.
Okay, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
And I stopped using it after high school.
Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It is what it is.
First of all, hey everyone andwelcome back to your weekly dose
of Life.
After I Do podcast, come in,take a seat, hang out with us
for the next 40 minutes or so.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Sit down.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Don't talk, sit down Just listen, relax, we're going
to.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I was doing Jodeci.
I don't know what the hell youwas doing.
What are you?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
talking about you were doing Jodeci.
I don't know what the hell youwas doing what?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
are you?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
talking about you were doing Jodeci crazy work
pause, pause crazy work all theway, pause.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I was saying the lines of Jodeci's song okay,
that's better.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
that's not, it's okay , I've been's better.
Baby, won't you just say that'snot, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's okay, I've been you look here.
I know you don't like this,like what?
But your husband has been deepin his Something on me.
Yeah, you got, I don't knowWell it's public.
Your husband has been deep inhis R&B bag.
You always listen to R&B, butlike, no, like I'm officially in
my old man era Cause I don'twanna hear no rap.
(01:47):
Oh my gosh, right now I justwanna hear Some good old
fashioned R&B.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Okay, that's just, that's just the mood you've been
in.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I wanna hear some niggas Going through some shit.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I wanna hear a nigga Seeing this and being in love.
So are you in love, the NoahHartway?
I've always been in love.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh really.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
With myself.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You're in love this week.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well, I stay in lust with you.
Let's not get that twisted.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I wasn't talking about lust.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I stay in lust.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I stay in love.
I'm in love with you.
Oh, and that ass, you didn'tgive me the memo.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay, you know what People.
This has been the last episode.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I somehow didn't get that memo.
But Alright.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Hey Booski, how was your week?
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm good, I'm just teasing you, no, you know
whatever.
How was your week?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Fine.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Really Fine.
Tell me about it Elaborate,share and collaborate.
How was your week?
Fine?
Really Fine.
Tell me about it, elaborate,share and collaborate.
How was your week?
Fine Demel.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Fine, she's, really, she's in the matter of 10
minutes, you guys 10 minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yes, we haven't even been recording for 10 minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Before we record it.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
In this matter of time, she has taken all the
energy out of me.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, my gosh All the energy Because he can't take a
joke, but I have to sit here andbe a punching bag to take all
his jokes.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
First of all, you're not a punching bag.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It's crazy work.
Anywho, how was your week?
My week was a week.
Okay, it was rough.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
What does that mean?
It was long Pause.
Why do you?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
keep saying that.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I'm tired.
Okay, therapy was a doozy.
Okay, still processing that.
Okay, life has been lifin'.
Yes, agreed, one problem afterthe next Agreed my wife's lips
have been trash.
My lips have been moderate.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
See Now, listen.
See Now, my lips have beenmoderate.
See now, listen.
See now listen.
I'm gonna tell you guys, you'rehere, you're listening and
watching firsthand.
You see how he just snuck inthere and came for me.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I didn't come I did nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It was unprovoked.
But if I come for him, hisfeelings are going to get hurt.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That's what it is.
For some reason tonight I lovethe lip.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Thank you, I thought because we had a little breeze
the other day.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Right, but the look is giving auntie.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I said she looks very mature.
Oh thanks, I do.
Okay, okay, now I'm going intomy very mature oh thanks, I do
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay, now I'm going into my 40 arc.
Oh oh, you're so special.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You're closer to 50 than you are 20.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What Did you say?
Closer to 50 than I am 20?
Oh my gosh Finish with yourweek.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That was it.
It was rough man.
Oh okay, I have conversations Ihave been avoiding.
That was it.
It was rough man.
Oh okay, I have conversations Ihave been avoiding.
Oh so, dr Williams, I doubt youlisten to this, but if you do,
maybe she might.
I have not had thoseconversations.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh, okay, anywho.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And my daughter remains my biggest op.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
But I love her to death.
Okay, she's not his op, butokay she is.
Yeah, I had a pretty decentweek, but I love her to death.
Okay, she's not his op, butokay she is.
Um, yeah, I had a pretty decentweek.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
she spends all my money she wants she takes all
the time with my wife.
She's my biggest op that'sbecause okay, anyways go ahead,
tell us about your week.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Come on, let's hear it my week was fine oh god, here
we go um, nothing reallyspectacular to support.
Every week get something elsefor her.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Come on.
Oh gosh, what happened?
Tell us what happened.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You guys should feel like sorry for me let's get to
the nitty-gritty.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Come on what?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
there is no nitty-gritty, I just had like I
had a decent week.
There was nothing like major toreport.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You lying, you know living your best life, people.
I've been waiting seven days toget this off my chest.
It's been seven days sincewe're recording it people out
there listening.
What my wife does is that shethrows me together, slop and
then, when I leave for work whatare you talking about?
Making herself gourmet dishes.
(06:01):
Talking about, she made hereverything bagel today.
Oh my With potatoes, oh my Withpotatoes, I'm thinking with
tomatoes and onion, and theeverything bagel, that shit.
And you left at 6 am thismorning when we were all still
in the bed, that shit lookedfire.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Then, on top of that, and you don't eat cottage
cheese.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It was full of cottage cheese.
Then, on top of that, she nowhas a partner in crime, which is
my daughter.
So now when I go to sleep, I'mnot here.
They enjoy mangoes.
They won't share no mangoeswith dad, even though dad's
paying for these mangoes, butthey won't share it with dad,
but they'll record themselvesslapping the mangoes, but she
won't share it with dad.
But they'll record themselvesflopping the mangoes up and send
(06:48):
me videos.
They'll do that first of all,you just haven't been home to
eat the mangoes and I bought anextra mango to cut up just for
you I'm not done and then Ithought he was done with his
week, my wife knowing that I'mon a cut which I'm doing
terrible, by the way I am on acut and he's'm doing terrible at
, by the way I am on a cut, andhe's not even supposed to be
eating the mangoes.
(07:08):
I am, it's in my macros.
She then calls me and say oh,you know what sounds good?
Everything sounds good to meright now because I'm hungry, my
G Everything sounds good youshouldn't be hungry, though
Everything sounds good.
Okay, my wife, she stays tryingme.
She has been doing everythingunder the sun to let me know
(07:29):
that I live a life ofmaintenance and she lives a life
of luxury.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You know you're going to have to point out this
luxurious life, that.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I live the fact that you don't clock in.
That's luxury.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You're going to have to point that out for me what we
got today.
I wasn't done with my week.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You done, no, you made me mad now Be mad.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Anyways, like I was telling y'all, my week was not,
that you know, eventful, it waspretty smooth sailing.
If you press that button, I'mgoing to hit you, I'm going to
hit you.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Why are you so violent?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
My baby made the ukulele club y'all.
She was really excited.
She's excited to learn music.
She said that's one of thebiggest reasons that she signed
up More bills.
It's because she wanted tolearn music and so now she's
like can we get me a new ukulele?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
So that's been kind of so she wanted a new one.
See, I knew it.
That's what Y'all.
Just Look here.
That's another thing.
Hold on, I'm not even done.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yes, you are done.
You are done.
You're the only person.
Well, I mean, you're the onlyperson that I know but I'm
pretty sure there's a lot ofothers like you who have asked
for families and all they do iscomplain about their families
and make their families feellike they're just such a huge
burden on their life.
That's nice.
So you know, but this is theperson who wanted a family.
(08:49):
So bad, but all he does iscomplain about having a family.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I'm getting real sick and tired of her asking me is
her child support check hit yet?
Oh me, yes Y'all.
If my check hit the bank at12.01, my wife has bought
something at 12.02.
That's not true, it's like shegot the shit in the car waiting.
That's not true.
(09:14):
Why are you trying to make meout to be like a?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
villain, and then she go get her a cold drink.
Oh, I'm going to get me a colddrink, like every day.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
And a smoothie sometimes.
Yeah, me and Fee like to go geta smoothie, sometimes a little
snacky snack.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Because you got to have a snack, I picked your
daughter up and she was just sohungry she was hungry.
She wanted a snack, so we wentand got a snack.
What's wrong with that?
What's the problem with that?
Go ahead, let's get into theepisode, hi Chee Warriors.
Anywho, I was telling thepeople about my baby and the
ukulele club, so she has signedup for the ukulele club so she
has signed up for the ukuleleclub.
She has been accepted intoukulele club, so we are
(09:45):
currently looking at ukulelesand I will keep you guys
apprised on how her umdevelopment with reading music
is coming along.
But she's really excited aboutthat so that was a really
highlight of my week because shewas excited.
So therefore mommy was veryexcited to see her this is how I
know people my, my wife why doyou keep impeding?
(10:07):
you said your week was done.
You said your week wasstressful, overwhelming.
You haven't had conversationsthat you talked to your
therapist about, like and youand you were done.
And then I start talking aboutmy week and now, all of a sudden
, oh, I forgot to say this.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I forgot to say that because you, you, you trigger
memory Ain't nobody triggeringnothing, that's just you.
And I wasn't going to sayanything about my week.
I was just going to let thepeople know that your thigh
feels really good right now.
Oh my goodness, all this righthere.
That's good, that's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay, stop, stop brimming me.
This is a professional setting.
Settings, sir, turn off thelights.
Okay, okay, so listen, listen,okay, today we're gonna talk
about the fantasy marriage draft, the fantasy marriage draft.
Oh, we do like pick people likewhat if you could pick your
(10:59):
ideal spouse?
Or like the charactercharacteristics that make up the
ideal spouse, or things thatyou're not gonna like my list.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's not gonna.
I don't, I don't it's your list, it's not, it's not gonna add
up to what you are it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That has nothing to do.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It's gonna have a lot of your qualities.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna tweaka few things, okay, like number
one, uh-huh, she needs to be atleast five, five, because it's
five.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
First of all, 5'7", so that's, really crazy, that's
really crazy.
That's really crazy, that yousay that she needs to be 5'5".
Because I'm 5'7", I identify as5'7" and I also have friends
who confirm my 5'7 height, soI'm really not sure.
But okay, if you want to datesomeone shorter, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Short Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You said that she would have to be 5'5".
I'm 5'7", so therefore you'relooking for someone shorter.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Well, my wife is fun size and I love her.
Do you?
I do love you.
Sometimes my back hurts huggingyou.
I need you to hug me.
Oh, my God, I got to get downhere to the ground.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You don't even have to do all that, because half of
the time I just want to lay onyour chest so you can, like, put
your arms up here.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
You just want to lay on my titties Just like a man.
Look at you.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
What.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Always want you to have some titties.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay, goodbye, anyway , okay, what if you could build
your perfect spouse from adrafting board?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Well, number one she's an Eagles fan.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Okay, but you can determine like the traits values
you know, like a dream team,like your fantasy.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
This will be a short episode.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Why?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Because you don't need much, because you're not
going to fool me.
What do you mean?
I'm not trying to fool you.
My draft board Would have allthe qualities Of Kanisha, my
wife.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Cause she is perfect.
Cause she is perfect.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Listen, first of all, I'm not gonna take anything
Like.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Offensive.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, like you trying to offend me Because I am
Because.
I am who I am and you marriedme.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You chose To marry me First of all, I did who I am
and you married me.
You chose to marry me First ofall.
I did not choose to marry you.
I was bewitched by that ass.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Okay, and you chose to be bewitched.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Just how I've had a beard since third grade, you've
had a shelf since I met you.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
A beard since third grade.
I can see that this is going tobe an unserious I mean it's an
unserious topic, but you've hada serious episode a shelf since
I met you.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh, is that so?
My wife is a.
She's my tripod in the gym, oh,my gosh is out there.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, I'm going to bite it okay, so anyway, we'll
be talking about, like the, theI, the fantasy idea okay okay.
So like it's, it's your.
It's kind of like a stefferttype thing.
You know what I mean.
Like what, however, you want tocome up with that, um, and just
like your, your ideas, thetraits that your ideal wife
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would have, how your ideal wife,I guess, would like look and
speak, and mannerisms andwhatever.
So I mean, you know it's like afantasy board.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Okay, go ahead, you can go first.
Why do I have to go first?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Ladies first.
Okay, so I think mine is also.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Mine would also be kind of drawn off of kind of
like where I am now in life,okay, of like where I am now in
life, okay, and I guess how Iwould like to be in the future,
if that makes sense.
Obviously, guys, I'm under herfuture, so go ahead.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
First of all, you already exhibit quite a few okay
, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Okay, we'll see um.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I think we'll go, we'll go, we'll go, like one
trade for one trade or whatevershe said.
Guys, she said quite a few, so,uh, maybe frauditon frauditon
okay no, so I the basics, likethe basic downloaded package
damn would be the basicdownloaded package.
Is someone who is kind?
(15:02):
I'm not, you can, you can bekind sometimes um someone who uh
empathetically listens I don'tdo that um, let's see someone
who knows how to have fun I'mnot that damn.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I'm over three guys, let's go I'm gonna give you one
more and then you can give meyour first, like four or
whatever.
Okay, um, let's see kind havefun, like that kind of someone
who's a little bit morespontaneous, which is crazy,
because I feel like you don'tlike?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I'm not saying that shit.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
But you're not really but when I.
But when I say spontaneous, Imean spontaneous like somebody
who's intuitive to me, like theyknow, like me as a person so
like they do spontaneous thingsthat they know I would most
likely be down for that's whatI'm saying.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Let's go get the pumpkin spice latte and go to
home goods perfect.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
See, that would be that would be spontaneous.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, that's not.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
But not only doing that, but enjoying.
Enjoying the experience, that'swhat I'm saying, I like looking
at the cutting board.
So they all look the same,they're all wood, no, not that.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Some are bamboo.
Ok, all the ones you look atare like a different type of
wood.
Ok, whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
OK, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Well, I mean my, the first, my first.
Uh, actually, she gotta beclean.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I can't do no dirty broad not dirty broad I can't do
no dirty have you ever comeacross a dirty broad?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I've been with you for 24 years, so no, okay, well,
actually yes, when we gavebirth to one.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
First of all, what you're not going to do is talk
about my child First of all.
She ain't abroad, she ain'tdirty okay, she don't care about
dirty stuff, she do.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I've watched your child go to the bathroom and
walk straight out.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
No, well, she has before Well, you, no, well, she
has before.
Well, you know, like notwashing her hands and we have to
remind her like.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Hey, girl like, but she's a kid, I mean that's,
that's like 90 but she ain't nobroad and she ain't dirty, okay,
okay, what else?
But what?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
that's only one.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh, um, I would like that.
You know she'd probably have to, you know, be uh, five five,
not five five number.
I'm I'm not really big onheight, I just said that to
roughly your feathers um, it'dhave to be someone that actually
listens and like, listens tounderstand me, uh-huh I don't
(17:37):
know what that would be calledbut and then follows through,
uh-huh, um, and then doesn'tturn around and, uh, weaponize
it okay because you youweaponizing it before okay,
that's your opinion so I, youknow, like, I want someone that
would support me, okay, um, inthe way they need to be
supported.
Uh-huh, she also has to have ashelf.
(17:58):
Okay, I'm used to the shelflife, so I can't be with anybody
who doesn't have a shelf.
Okay, like, if that shelf notthere, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, um,
it's a no for me, okay, um, wegotta have some shared interests
, like the eagles, the lakers,the dodgers, and I'm not, I'm
(18:18):
not, that's it.
Uh, we gotta like things likeyou know, like, uh, I'm not a
craft person.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
You're building your person, not like based off of my
traits already.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I mean yeah right, so I would you know a little into
sports, a little light gaming,light anime.
That's it Actually when I thinkabout it.
If you support my teams, I dosupport your teams.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I'm talking hypothetically to the woman I'm
trying to create.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well, you looked at me and said if you would Support
my teams.
I'm like I do, support yourteams.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
If you, if we were fans Of the same organizations.
Okay, if we watched animetogether and played video games,
I'm happy If she, if she wasinto Well, I like you.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Okay, I feel like that's like a given with
everybody.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I'm simple.
Oh, and she got to know how tocook.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Okay, I wouldn't take it that far and say you're
simple, but I mean simple inother ways, but not simple how
you're trying to portray.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
That's another thing I'm working on, because I be
giving my draws up too easy.
You be what, giving my draws uptoo easy to you?
Okay um, okay, I would, I would,but at the same time, why I
would want us to have a lot ofsimilar hobbies.
I would still want her to haveher own identity and I, she
would have to have her ownidentity, because sometimes it's
(19:34):
like, yeah, we can do thingstogether, but sometimes I'm like
, look here right, look here now.
I want to go out with thefellas, yeah, and talk, guy talk
and talk about how old girl,ass or whatever looked good and
not be judged.
So I mean, it's like you know,so far I feel like she's pretty
(19:58):
well-rounded.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
She's pretty so far.
I feel like she's prettywell-rounded, she's pretty
well-rounded.
Okay, so back to my board.
I would, for the lack of betterverbiage is like someone who is
more emotionally intelligent.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I am over five.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
And when I say like emotional intelligence, someone
who knows how to process, liketheir emotions.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Right.
Not getting mad at you.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Someone who's like slow to temper or slow to anger.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Now she comes to me, doesn't have a temper.
Now she's coming at me, y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
How am I coming for you?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Trying to say I got two problems.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Okay, first of all, I didn't say anything about you.
It's like a charcuterie board.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
A charcuterie board.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
A charcuterie board and we're picking out the traits
.
I love you so much.
But you know a charcuterieboard and we're pulling out
traits.
I don't know who said that, butthat's what I'll call it from
now on A out traits.
I don't know who said that, butthat's what I'll call it for
now a shakuchi board.
(21:05):
A shakuchi board?
Um yeah, so I guess you didlike like I said the emotional
intelligence part, and thenobviously like I wouldn't.
I wouldn't be here if youdidn't exhibit some of those
things right, so which one ofthose things I exhibit?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
because, I'm old for six what, what?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
you are kind sometimes, you are not really
that spontaneous, so there'sthat one.
What are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
We can do it right now.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I can't stand you.
I can't stand you Anywho, butsimilar to you, he would share
some similar interests, alsorespecting the fact that I do
like my space and enjoys havinghis own space and his own thing.
Because you know how I am,Although I love being in
partnership.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I also.
I didn't love in partnership.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
She loves being in partnership, but I also like a
little independent time.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I like a little solo date and I've always given you
date and I've always you know Ilike a little I've always given
you that myself in a readingcorner.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
You know like I can get down with that um or another
chapter, oh my gosh uh let'ssee so, yes, so in shared
interests okay, and and sharedlike shared interests.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Um, let's see physical attributes oh, no see,
here we go, here we go.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Come on, go ahead physical attributes, I would say
someone who's tall.
I'll just say tall, which iskind of funny.
I know you're gonna say, goingto say that, okay, so you are
only 5'2".
5'5 is taller than you Listen.
Okay, let me break it down Inan ideal, like if this was a
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real Shakuchi board.
Look here.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
And I was picking trades off the Shakuchi board.
Let the people know I'm not 6feet tall.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
He's like 5'10".
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I would say but if I put my hokas on, I'm 5'11".
I would say like no hold on IfI put my hokas on or my own
clouds on.
I'm 5'11" Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
But I would say for me, like anything between like
6' and 6'3".
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Oh, okay, so how about that?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
6'2", 6'3" and like 2'50", maybe that 250, maybe
somewhere a little higher, liketwo.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
But when I say 250 I mean like yo 250, everything I'm
not husky husky, 250,everything I'm not uh, between
250 and like 280.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
But like, see, like stocky boy, you know, to the
fellas listening.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I want y'all to know right now that I've won in life,
because I was the nerd thatbagged the prom queen and I
loved you then, and I love youeven more now, see I had nothing
going for me in high school,but my brain and I stopped using
I had nothing going for me, butmy brain okay.
Goodbye and I stopped usingafter high school.
So goodbye, it is what it isfirst of all I love I especially
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now, especially now I was promqueen.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And what was I?
You're?
What do you mean?
Nothing, you are bagner.
Goodbye.
So who won?
Goodbye, we both did I won.
I feel like we both won thelottery, because you're pretty
amazing too I'm great now.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I didn't peak in high school, I peaked after.
That's why I'm great.
You've just been great all yourlife.
Okay, that's not true, but okay, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
The struggle is okay, anyways, any hoots?
Um yeah, so like six betweensix foot six, three between 250
to 80.
Let's see what else.
Yeah, athletic, I would likehim to be athletic.
I'm not athletic at all I wouldlike him to be.
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Like you know enjoy physicalactivity.
I enjoy physical activity.
Okay, babe.
I'm not talking about you,though, and you shouldn't be
talking about me.
It's a Shikuchi board and we'repicking, we're picking.
Uh, why are you winking at melike that?
I can't with you.
Um, yes, so, yeah, so athletic.
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I would like for him to likethe outdoors, okay, um, let's
see what we mean outdoors, likefishing and hunting.
Or just like outdoor activities, Hiking oh okay, Like you know,
going for a walk.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I want to go hunting.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, hunting camping , I wouldn't mind like I'm not
doing camping.
I'm not doing camping when thesun starts going down.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I'm walking back in the truck.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Well, and when I say camping, you mean glamping?
Yeah, Cause I'm.
I'm not going to be on theground in the woods in a tent, I
need to be like in an RV, youknow, like that type of camping
you know Are you done?
Okay, go ahead, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I'm done for right now you're not gonna roll me
over and talk about physicalattributes.
They ain't coming for me nahwhat are you talking about?
I didn't come for you nah, Isaid they're not coming for me.
Who is not coming for you?
The comments, um, it don'tmatter.
It don't matter to me if shetall or short, it really don't
matter usually that's not a.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It's not a, yeah that that's not a.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's not a.
Yeah, I have no problemclimbing trees.
Bye, turn right now.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Oh, you know what I feel like here.
Hold on, let me say this.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Let me say this there is a quite a few uh wmba
players.
I said I will climb that tree.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I can't no problem, I can't.
Well, when you're laying down,you're the same height, so are
you?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
yeah, you no.
But her feet off the bed, whynot?
I'd have to be with someonethat did have to have empathy.
Okay, like kindness in general.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Right, but at the same time can't be played
Because I feel like some peopleare too kind.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Oh, like their kindness can be used as a
weakness Right.
Okay, understandable.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Understandable.
Um, they gotta be loyal, gottabe trustworthy.
That that's, that's numberthat's a given.
That's a basic download thatcan't be ran through.
What does that mean?
You know what that?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
okay.
So what's the cap?
What's considered a ran through?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
is it five?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
or more?
Is it 10 or more?
Current cap is zero, so okay,but if we were not together, if
we were not together, I I feellike okay, you know what?
Like?
I feel like this is basicallylike our version of pop the
balloon, okay.
(27:31):
So, if so, if we're like popthe balloon, okay, okay.
And you asked that questionlike how many partners have you
had?
And she's like okay, my wholelife I wouldn't ask that
question.
Like five.
If it just came up and she'slike five, is that ran through
to you?
Is that too many for you andyou have to give?
(27:52):
You have to take into accountage.
So if we're talking like 40years old, Look here what's ran
through.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I believe that women can do whatever they want with
their body Okay, but you said,you don't want someone.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I was joking, oh okay , so she can have as many
partners as Bob.
She can.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Okay, but there's a number in my mind, so what's
your number?
That's what I'm asking.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I'm old school.
They're going to say I'm oldschool, matter, what's your
number?
It's probably like more thanfive, I probably.
Nah, okay, even if she's in her40s, yeah, you might be single
for a while, that's fine, I'mfine.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I'm fine, you might be single for a while, um, she'd
, she'd have to have beendriving ambition.
Okay, that that, I think that'sthat, I think that's that is
that is a really, really, uh,underappreciated thing.
Uh-huh, I do feel like I don'twant to, I wouldn't, I couldn't
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be with someone with no driverambition where I just feel like
I'm carrying more weight.
Uh-huh, that, that I couldn'tdo.
Uh-huh, um, you know, she's hadto know how to cook because I
like to eat.
Lord knows I like to eat.
These are the cocktails rightnow.
Um, again, like, so, heightwouldn't matter, okay.
Um, we just.
(29:08):
Okay, I'm gonna just go do bodyparts, okay.
I'm gonna just go do body partsokay, my favorite part of of one
of them is is thighs and assmm-hmm, so I mean she gotta them
.
Is thighs and ass Mm-hmm, soshe's got to have nice thighs
and ass, okay.
And she's got to look good in asundress.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
And I do like a woman that can rock a pineapple.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh, she had to be black too.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I was just about to say, sir, are we talking about
like oh?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
yeah, she had to be black.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You said pineapple, so okay you know, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I mean she don't have to have big boobs, that's not a
negative, okay.
I mean I love the grapes, Ilove the melons, oh my gosh what
the hell dude?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
what?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I'm just saying I can't, that's, that's not in her
control.
Yeah, you know so.
Yeah, I mean, but I meanphysical appearance wouldn't
weigh as heavy as like, who sheis inside.
I am one of those people, okaythat's good.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I am one of those people.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Okay, that's good.
I am one of those people whoare like I.
I see like I can like pick upon personalities.
I can see how this, like you,may not be my type, like
physically at all, like visuallyat all, yeah, but our
personality would match verywell and I could and I'd
probably you can, you but okay.
but to say that you you're notlike physically or visibly
attracted at all, but herpersonality is so damn good, but
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the personality, thepersonality will make you
Eventually, the personality willopen your eyes and you would
find beauty in her.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
OK, yeah, because I was like that's a long time to
write off personality, so I'vebeen doing it for 20 years.
You have not Get your wholelife together.
Get your whole entire lifetogether.
Get your whole life together.
Um what?
(31:07):
20 years goodbye, hey what?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
20 years.
Okay, I don't know what we'retalking about what nothing,
nothing, I'm just talking.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, you are Okay, so mine would be like it doesn't
matter, I'm your perfect guy.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
You are my perfect guy, you're perfect for me,
because you're not gettingnobody else You're perfect for
me At the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
But if I had to go back out there in them streets?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
If I'm not 60 under, the only way you're in the
streets is because you're goingdown the street in a hearse.
Okay, we're locked in, ain't noswitching up, I know, I know
that, so I don't even know howyou want to do this.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Me, me.
You're the one that said yougave me the option.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
You're the one that said you gave me the option
you're the one that said let'splay, let's play fantasy
marriage draft.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
You said that I thought.
And then when you get what youasked for, then you don't like.
Always when he gets what heasked for, he never likes it and
then he complains about it.
I thought we'd be more likequalities babe, it's a fantasy
draft, so it's whatever youwould like it to be.
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So what more qualities wouldyou pick off the shakuchi board
for your person?
No, I'm not going to say it, nomore, no, what qualities.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
She would say shakuchi board.
Would I ask her to do?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
What qualities Someone who's kind?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
respectful God-fearing.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Okay, now you sound like Popping Balloon Likes to
travel.
I don't know, wait Someonewho's God-fearing, who's kind,
who likes to travel.
I don't go, wait Someone who'sGod-fearing, who's kind, who
likes to travel?
I don't go wait to see how longit took you to catch me.
It's like at this point it'sprobably on a cue card or
something.
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It's probably on a damn cuecard.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I'm going to go.
So, someone who is reliable andconsistent, someone who doesn't
just do grand gestures, butsomeone who is consistent on the
day to day.
I don't do grand gestures atall.
Yeah, we know Wow.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Wow, hold on.
Let's dissect this.
Hold on now.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Keeping promises.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I try.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Following through I try.
I think that's the biggestthing for me, especially for a
man If you say something you'regoing to do do it, do it, that's
right.
Follow through with it.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Even if you can't find your spacers.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I mean get it done because you said you would, and
we're already a year and twodays.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Not a year and two days.
Not a year and two days.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
A year and two days into you putting up one little
measly pegboard that I haveasked for.
But somehow he managed to putup his pegboard when he didn't
even want the pegboard in thefirst place.
But he put his up, the one hedidn't want, and hasn't put mine
up, the one who actually boughtthe pegboard, who needs it.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I can't find my.
I digress.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I can't find my, not sure how we went off on a
tangent.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I can't find my spacers.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Anywho, someone who would be supportive during tough
times.
Someone who has good lifemanagement skills.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I think that's important.
I am out, I am, I am out.
I think that's important, I amout, I am out, I am out.
People, my wife has shown metoday what I have nothing else
to say.
I have nothing else to say.
What do you mean?
My wife has shown me today thatI am not you don't have good
life management skills.
I'm not her type, you don'thave good life management skills
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.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Babe, I like to think that you have good management
skills.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Why would you think you don't have good life?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
management skills.
Oh gosh, okay, all right, he'sdone.
Then Okay, alright, he'sdumbing.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I mean so Okay.
So how many, how many of thoseCharacteristics of Ulysses Do
you think I have?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I think you have good Life management skills.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
They have definitely Gotten better.
What percentage?
What do you mean?
What percentage Of?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
everything Ulysses.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Probably, like I don't know, 70.
Wow, 70 is really high.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
That's 30 shy of 100 but if you only have 70
protection on your home, is itstill high?
Really, is it still high if you, is it still high?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
If you only have 70% protection on your own.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
What the hell Is it still high?
I?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
feel like you're all over the place.
Is it still high?
You're all over the place.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I feel like you are a good 95% of my list, oh, except
for the tall part, but I don'treally care about that part.
I mean, I'm 5'7", so but youwon't rock a pineapple for me,
even though you can.
I do rock a pineapple, but youdon't do it often I don't do it.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I don't do it often anymore because my hair is not
the same anymore either.
Gotta trade this model in.
See what happens.
I mean, it comes with age too,so I don't know what you want me
to tell you.
And plus, I look like I'm 19 orlike trying to be like a
teenager when I wear my hairlike that.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
You can't let other people think what you like.
If I like it, it's not aboutwhat they think.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I said I look, but if I like it, what's the matter?
Okay, okay, demel, I can seeyou're done.
Now what are you talking about?
You're done, we're going to hopright into Wait.
Wait, we're not, we are.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Hold on close to me.
What are you doing?
I haven't had much sleep thisweek, okay, okay, tell me what.
Before we go into our two cents, we're gonna go into the
comments of the week.
Oh gosh, okay, okay.
So the first comment of theweek oh, mind you, my list was
100% my wife, um, I'm done.
The first comment of the weekum comes from.
I want to say, uh, flaming.
Oh, I don't know, is thatflaming over?
(37:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, uh, flamingo, flamingo, oh flamingo lover
that's what that means, oh lordpeople are creative with their
numbers.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
It comes from and it's a fling on the bio.
Is this come from for aflamingo lover?
And this is a base off of the.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
The reaction to the wig debate about how oh, about
the um, the white boy dating ablack girl and he don't want her
to wear her wigs and makeup hercomment was that the son needs
to stay out of the chocolatepool if he can't handle the
variety of flavors.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Um and when I saw, when I read this, I laughed
immediately, because I alwaystold my wife having a black
woman is like being married to10 different women, because she,
she can change that hair and bea completely different person,
whole different personality.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
because even getting ready, like to record, I was
like, should I wear my hair downand curly?
Should I put it up in aponytail?
Should I put a head wrap on?
Like, what should I do?
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
And then the second comment comes from Janelle.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Just Janelle.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I can't say her last name.
Okay, I don't know.
I don't really remember what ohthis is from.
This is the comment, from thereaction to where.
I believe, it's where the wife,lord Jesus, which one?
(38:57):
It's from last week, where theI want to say the it was a
husband and the wife and the thestay-at-home mom agreement.
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
So he married this woman married a man who had two
kids from a previous marriage.
No, it's not that one.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
I think it's the honeymoon one, anyway, it don't
matter.
The comment was Jesus couldhand-deliver me a man, and I
would say no, thank you, amen.
And I laughed.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Because she's just done with men altogether she
said it don't matter if he goodor not.
I'm going to say no, thank you,jesus.
I'm going to go at it alone.
I'm going to go at it alone.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
No, thank you Jesus.
She said that the Lord himselfCould deliver.
Could hand deliver.
Hand deliver Her man, okay,hand deliver, hand deliver her
man.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Okay, what's the next one?
That's it okay, so then we'lljust go right on into R2-6.
R2-6 okay, let's see, um, thisone is uh, just found out that I
have a daughter that I didn'tknow about, and I need some
advice damn, just keep actinglike you don't know about her um
.
I'm 56 years old.
Three kids Well, four now, Iguess.
And just got a Facebook messagefrom a 40-year-old woman who
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matched with me on Ancestrycom.
Okay, so he's 56 and she's four.
Okay, I went and checked myaccount and she is sure as shit,
it's a match.
When I was 16, I had a shortthing with a 26 year old.
I worked with.
Damn.
She left shortly after and Inever heard from her again.
(40:32):
That's wild.
16 and she was 26.
That's wild.
Just trying to figure this out.
She wants me, she wants to meetme and, to be honest, I do want
to meet her.
I'm just trying to figure outhow to tell my wife and kids.
At this point.
Just some informationApparently, her mom passed last
year and she, my new daughter,has no family, as it was just
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her and her mom.
She lives about two hours away,so logistically is not an issue
.
Really just wondering how totell my wife about this.
I'm not expecting a horriblereaction, but it is a bit of
anxiety inducing.
Need advice.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Oh, that's it.
Yeah, sorry, just tell her.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Just tell her it's something that happened when you
were 16.
Hold on my boy.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
First of all, I want to saycongrats for bagging a 26 year
old at 16.
I want to say congrats.
That's all Salute to that, butyou were 16.
She was 26.
She was doing some shit shewasn't supposed to do.
That's why you didn't knowabout the baby, because had the
truth come out, some other shitwould have came out.
(41:38):
Oh, yeah, that would have beenyeah, some other shit would.
Yeah.
That's why she just went onbutter business and raised her
baby Because how do you?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
explain your baby daddy being 16 and you 26?
.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
It's clearly something she just decided to
take to her grave.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
So honestly, I feel like if this is your child, you
should just get to know her,communicate, tell your wife If
your wife should beunderstanding and your kids
might be happy to have a mucholder sibling, maybe Because she
got to be older.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Well, he's 56 and she's 40.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, Like I said yeah, so that means either, that
means.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I mean, we don't know if he had his next child at 18
or 20 or what If he's 56 andshe's 40.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
That's only 16 years.
That mean he, that mean oldgirl got pregnant when he was 15
, probably or he started messingwith her when he just turned 16
yeah, but he said I'll betrying to tell people that women
can be predators too.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah, they actually yeah I don't know why people
would think they can, but theyabsolutely I've never had the
dodge one.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
I guess I'm just ugly , but they can be predators too.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
My wife doesn't abuse me.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
I'm going to move on.
Okay, this one is.
This was sent.
This was sent to us by one ofour listeners.
Let's see.
Am I the asshole for popping upon my significant other for not
honoring a time she committedto Backstory?
My partner went out to brunchwith her best friend early on a
Sunday.
They went out at 11.
(43:05):
At three I called and asked isfive good for me and my partner
to hang out, because at eightshe had to do homework and I was
watching the Ravens game withher family?
To which on the phone shereplied I will let you know.
I'm not sure, but I'll keep youupdated.
You know I'm not sure, but I'llkeep you updated.
(43:25):
But then ended the conversationwith five should be good.
You can see me at five.
So I'm like cool.
So I call at 430, 440 PM just tocheck and see if the, if she
needed a few more minutes overfive and if I was picking them
up because they had Ubered.
My partner says my friend wantsto hang out longer.
(43:46):
So her friend wanted to hangout longer.
I'm slightly irritated and Iask okay, so 530.
She says I don't know aboutthat.
We may want to do somethingafter.
At this point.
I'm pissed.
I made plans and I wanted tosurprise her.
I then asked so you're notseeing me?
She said no, I don't see thisparticular friend that often, so
(44:09):
she wanted to hang out with herfriend.
So I say I'm going to pull upand then she hangs up.
Later on I tried to talk to herand she basically tells me that
she thought about breaking upwith me because I ended up
pulling up on her and the girloverheard the conversation that
(44:29):
we were having and startedlaughing.
She felt embarrassed and thather friend heard and now has an
opinion about me.
I regret popping up on her, butam I the asshole for wanting to
spend time and have the timehonored?
She said that it wasn't set instone, but you knew I wanted
time with you and you said itwas fine.
(44:50):
Am I the?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
asshole.
Are you an asshole for wantingto spend time with her?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
No, Are you the asshole for popping up on her
For?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
how you went about it .
Yes, here's why I say that.
I'm not disagreeing with you,but Two things.
If you know that yourgirlfriend whatever is seeing
someone that she does not see,often meaning like she's not
going to be able, it's differentif it's like.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Her everyday girlfriend.
She see her everyday.
That's different yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
If this is someone that she has not seen often,
whether you had a surprise forher or not, I for her or not, I
personally feel like you shouldhave delayed that, because this
is a person that she obviouslywants to spend time with, too.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Wants to spend time with.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
And she gets to see you throughout the week.
Now you popping up on her, likeyou, her parent going to school
, trying to catch her.
Do some shit.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah, I was going to say are you trying to catch her?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, I can see that.
So that part, I think, is wild.
Yeah, also I'm sorry that theravens lost the way they did oh
my gosh um, uh go eagles, uh gobirds, um.
But at the same time yeah, Idon't, it's I honestly at this
(45:54):
point, I think this is asituation where you have to take
accountability for your, foryour role in this yeah I think I
understand that a lot of timesus as men, we get in our
feelings because he had asurprise for her.
He probably had the wholeevening mapped out Us as men we
get in our feelings, we don'tknow how to deal with them and
oftentimes we end up doing shitwe regret doing.
And unfortunately for you, myman, it seems like this is some
shit you regret doing.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Because now.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
I fucked around one day and got married.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
She's thinking about breaking up with you.
What I messed around.
One day I got married.
Bye to bill, good damn bye.
But yeah, so I don't.
I don't think you're an assholefor wanting to spend time with
her.
So I agree there.
And yes, I do think that theaction of you popping up on her
um was a little ass hole, likeum, because for one you knew
(46:41):
where she was and when you andwhen you pop up, like what do?
you expect, yeah, what do youexpect what's gonna be the
outcome?
Are you gonna pop up on her andbe like, hey, I'm here, you
told me five o'clock and it'sfive o'clock, so let's go.
You, you're not her father,like you're not her father.
That would turn anybody off,because what is the point of you
popping?
Speaker 1 (46:59):
up.
Let me say say this as a man, Idon't have a lot of experience
with women.
I've only been with a couple,this one for a long time.
But one thing I know that istrue across all women is women
don't want to be embarrassed.
Once you embarrass them, you'reon the shit list they look at
(47:20):
you different?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
You're on the shit list.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
It's just like old boy at the Coldplay concert.
It wasn't that he was cheating,you embarrassed me in front of
the world, you embarrassed herIn front of the world.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
So now you got to pay .
Now you got to pay.
So that's where I can put upwith a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
So, honestly, my guy, were you messed up or were you
embarrassed her?
If you wouldn't embarrass her,she probably y'all probably
could have talked about this andmoved on, and moved on.
But now she's embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
But now she contemplating now she's like you
know what, maybe you're not theone for me, because if you're
willing to go through theselengths and then have people
talking about me because you popit up, like you, my daddy
because my thing, my thing, I'mlike I was like, okay, I guess
she had to study.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
so I guess'all y'all young or younger, I said, what
if she had work and she had towork overtime?
You don't believe it.
You don't pop at her job.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah, absolutely not.
You're already exhibitingbehaviors that I can't, I can't,
I can't deal with, but I doappreciate the fact that you
want to spend time with me.
So bad, you know, like thatpart, why that shit fire, okay,
bye alright.
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Like stocky boy, you know, to the fellas listening.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
I want y'all to know right now that I've won in life,
Because I was the nerd thatbagged the prom queen.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And I loved you then and I love you even more now.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
See, I had nothing going for me in high school, but
my brain and I stopped using itafter I graduated.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I had nothing going for me but my brain.
Okay, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
And I stopped using it after high school.
Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It is what it is.
First of all, hey everyone andwelcome back to your weekly dose
of Life.
After I Do podcast, come in,take a seat, hang out with us
for the next 40 minutes or so.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Sit down.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Don't talk, sit down Just listen, relax, we're going
to.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I was doing Jodeci.
I don't know what the hell youwas doing.
What are you?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
talking about you were doing Jodeci.
I don't know what the hell youwas doing what?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
are you?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
talking about you were doing Jodeci crazy work
pause, pause crazy work all theway, pause.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I was saying the lines of Jodeci's song okay,
that's better.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
that's not, it's okay , I've been's better.
Baby, won't you just say that'snot, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's okay, I've been you look here.
I know you don't like this,like what?
But your husband has been deepin his Something on me.
Yeah, you got, I don't knowWell it's public.
Your husband has been deep inhis R&B bag.
You always listen to R&B, butlike, no, like I'm officially in
my old man era Cause I don'twanna hear no rap.
(01:47):
Oh my gosh, right now I justwanna hear Some good old
fashioned R&B.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Okay, that's just, that's just the mood you've been
in.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I wanna hear some niggas Going through some shit.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I wanna hear a nigga Seeing this and being in love.
So are you in love, the NoahHartway?
I've always been in love.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh really.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
With myself.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You're in love this week.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well, I stay in lust with you.
Let's not get that twisted.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I wasn't talking about lust.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I stay in lust.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I stay in love.
I'm in love with you.
Oh, and that ass, you didn'tgive me the memo.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay, you know what People.
This has been the last episode.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I somehow didn't get that memo.
But Alright.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Hey Booski, how was your week?
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm good, I'm just teasing you, no, you know
whatever.
How was your week?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Fine.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Really Fine.
Tell me about it Elaborate,share and collaborate.
How was your week?
Fine?
Really Fine.
Tell me about it, elaborate,share and collaborate.
How was your week?
Fine Demel.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Fine, she's, really, she's in the matter of 10
minutes, you guys 10 minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yes, we haven't even been recording for 10 minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Before we record it.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
In this matter of time, she has taken all the
energy out of me.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, my gosh All the energy Because he can't take a
joke, but I have to sit here andbe a punching bag to take all
his jokes.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
First of all, you're not a punching bag.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It's crazy work.
Anywho, how was your week?
My week was a week.
Okay, it was rough.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
What does that mean?
It was long Pause.
Why do you?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
keep saying that.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I'm tired.
Okay, therapy was a doozy.
Okay, still processing that.
Okay, life has been lifin'.
Yes, agreed, one problem afterthe next Agreed my wife's lips
have been trash.
My lips have been moderate.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
See Now, listen.
See Now, my lips have beenmoderate.
See now, listen.
See now listen.
I'm gonna tell you guys, you'rehere, you're listening and
watching firsthand.
You see how he just snuck inthere and came for me.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I didn't come I did nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It was unprovoked.
But if I come for him, hisfeelings are going to get hurt.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That's what it is.
For some reason tonight I lovethe lip.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Thank you, I thought because we had a little breeze
the other day.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Right, but the look is giving auntie.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I said she looks very mature.
Oh thanks, I do.
Okay, okay, now I'm going intomy very mature oh thanks, I do
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay, now I'm going into my 40 arc.
Oh oh, you're so special.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You're closer to 50 than you are 20.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What Did you say?
Closer to 50 than I am 20?
Oh my gosh Finish with yourweek.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That was it.
It was rough man.
Oh okay, I have conversations Ihave been avoiding.
That was it.
It was rough man.
Oh okay, I have conversations Ihave been avoiding.
Oh so, dr Williams, I doubt youlisten to this, but if you do,
maybe she might.
I have not had thoseconversations.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh, okay, anywho.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And my daughter remains my biggest op.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
But I love her to death.
Okay, she's not his op, butokay she is.
Yeah, I had a pretty decentweek, but I love her to death.
Okay, she's not his op, butokay she is.
Um, yeah, I had a pretty decentweek.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
she spends all my money she wants she takes all
the time with my wife.
She's my biggest op that'sbecause okay, anyways go ahead,
tell us about your week.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Come on, let's hear it my week was fine oh god, here
we go um, nothing reallyspectacular to support.
Every week get something elsefor her.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Come on.
Oh gosh, what happened?
Tell us what happened.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You guys should feel like sorry for me let's get to
the nitty-gritty.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Come on what?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
there is no nitty-gritty, I just had like I
had a decent week.
There was nothing like major toreport.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You lying, you know living your best life, people.
I've been waiting seven days toget this off my chest.
It's been seven days sincewe're recording it people out
there listening.
What my wife does is that shethrows me together, slop and
then, when I leave for work whatare you talking about?
Making herself gourmet dishes.
(06:01):
Talking about, she made hereverything bagel today.
Oh my With potatoes, oh my Withpotatoes, I'm thinking with
tomatoes and onion, and theeverything bagel, that shit.
And you left at 6 am thismorning when we were all still
in the bed, that shit lookedfire.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Then, on top of that, and you don't eat cottage
cheese.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It was full of cottage cheese.
Then, on top of that, she nowhas a partner in crime, which is
my daughter.
So now when I go to sleep, I'mnot here.
They enjoy mangoes.
They won't share no mangoeswith dad, even though dad's
paying for these mangoes, butthey won't share it with dad,
but they'll record themselvesslapping the mangoes, but she
won't share it with dad.
But they'll record themselvesflopping the mangoes up and send
(06:48):
me videos.
They'll do that first of all,you just haven't been home to
eat the mangoes and I bought anextra mango to cut up just for
you I'm not done and then Ithought he was done with his
week, my wife knowing that I'mon a cut which I'm doing
terrible, by the way I am on acut and he's'm doing terrible at
, by the way I am on a cut, andhe's not even supposed to be
eating the mangoes.
(07:08):
I am, it's in my macros.
She then calls me and say oh,you know what sounds good?
Everything sounds good to meright now because I'm hungry, my
G Everything sounds good youshouldn't be hungry, though
Everything sounds good.
Okay, my wife, she stays tryingme.
She has been doing everythingunder the sun to let me know
(07:29):
that I live a life ofmaintenance and she lives a life
of luxury.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You know you're going to have to point out this
luxurious life, that.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I live the fact that you don't clock in.
That's luxury.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You're going to have to point that out for me what we
got today.
I wasn't done with my week.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You done, no, you made me mad now Be mad.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Anyways, like I was telling y'all, my week was not,
that you know, eventful, it waspretty smooth sailing.
If you press that button, I'mgoing to hit you, I'm going to
hit you.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Why are you so violent?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
My baby made the ukulele club y'all.
She was really excited.
She's excited to learn music.
She said that's one of thebiggest reasons that she signed
up More bills.
It's because she wanted tolearn music and so now she's
like can we get me a new ukulele?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
So that's been kind of so she wanted a new one.
See, I knew it.
That's what Y'all.
Just Look here.
That's another thing.
Hold on, I'm not even done.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yes, you are done.
You are done.
You're the only person.
Well, I mean, you're the onlyperson that I know but I'm
pretty sure there's a lot ofothers like you who have asked
for families and all they do iscomplain about their families
and make their families feellike they're just such a huge
burden on their life.
That's nice.
So you know, but this is theperson who wanted a family.
(08:49):
So bad, but all he does iscomplain about having a family.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I'm getting real sick and tired of her asking me is
her child support check hit yet?
Oh me, yes Y'all.
If my check hit the bank at12.01, my wife has bought
something at 12.02.
That's not true, it's like shegot the shit in the car waiting.
That's not true.
(09:14):
Why are you trying to make meout to be like a?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
villain, and then she go get her a cold drink.
Oh, I'm going to get me a colddrink, like every day.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
And a smoothie sometimes.
Yeah, me and Fee like to go geta smoothie, sometimes a little
snacky snack.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Because you got to have a snack, I picked your
daughter up and she was just sohungry she was hungry.
She wanted a snack, so we wentand got a snack.
What's wrong with that?
What's the problem with that?
Go ahead, let's get into theepisode, hi Chee Warriors.
Anywho, I was telling thepeople about my baby and the
ukulele club, so she has signedup for the ukulele club so she
has signed up for the ukuleleclub.
She has been accepted intoukulele club, so we are
(09:45):
currently looking at ukulelesand I will keep you guys
apprised on how her umdevelopment with reading music
is coming along.
But she's really excited aboutthat so that was a really
highlight of my week because shewas excited.
So therefore mommy was veryexcited to see her this is how I
know people my, my wife why doyou keep impeding?
(10:07):
you said your week was done.
You said your week wasstressful, overwhelming.
You haven't had conversationsthat you talked to your
therapist about, like and youand you were done.
And then I start talking aboutmy week and now, all of a sudden
, oh, I forgot to say this.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I forgot to say that because you, you, you trigger
memory Ain't nobody triggeringnothing, that's just you.
And I wasn't going to sayanything about my week.
I was just going to let thepeople know that your thigh
feels really good right now.
Oh my goodness, all this righthere.
That's good, that's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay, stop, stop brimming me.
This is a professional setting.
Settings, sir, turn off thelights.
Okay, okay, so listen, listen,okay, today we're gonna talk
about the fantasy marriage draft, the fantasy marriage draft.
Oh, we do like pick people likewhat if you could pick your
(10:59):
ideal spouse?
Or like the charactercharacteristics that make up the
ideal spouse, or things thatyou're not gonna like my list.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's not gonna.
I don't, I don't it's your list, it's not, it's not gonna add
up to what you are it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That has nothing to do.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It's gonna have a lot of your qualities.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna tweaka few things, okay, like number
one, uh-huh, she needs to be atleast five, five, because it's
five.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
First of all, 5'7", so that's, really crazy, that's
really crazy.
That's really crazy, that yousay that she needs to be 5'5".
Because I'm 5'7", I identify as5'7" and I also have friends
who confirm my 5'7 height, soI'm really not sure.
But okay, if you want to datesomeone shorter, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Short Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You said that she would have to be 5'5".
I'm 5'7", so therefore you'relooking for someone shorter.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Well, my wife is fun size and I love her.
Do you?
I do love you.
Sometimes my back hurts huggingyou.
I need you to hug me.
Oh, my God, I got to get downhere to the ground.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You don't even have to do all that, because half of
the time I just want to lay onyour chest so you can, like, put
your arms up here.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
You just want to lay on my titties Just like a man.
Look at you.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
What.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Always want you to have some titties.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay, goodbye, anyway , okay, what if you could build
your perfect spouse from adrafting board?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Well, number one she's an Eagles fan.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Okay, but you can determine like the traits values
you know, like a dream team,like your fantasy.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
This will be a short episode.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Why?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Because you don't need much, because you're not
going to fool me.
What do you mean?
I'm not trying to fool you.
My draft board Would have allthe qualities Of Kanisha, my
wife.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Cause she is perfect.
Cause she is perfect.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Listen, first of all, I'm not gonna take anything
Like.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Offensive.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, like you trying to offend me Because I am
Because.
I am who I am and you marriedme.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You chose To marry me First of all, I did who I am
and you married me.
You chose to marry me First ofall.
I did not choose to marry you.
I was bewitched by that ass.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Okay, and you chose to be bewitched.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Just how I've had a beard since third grade, you've
had a shelf since I met you.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
A beard since third grade.
I can see that this is going tobe an unserious I mean it's an
unserious topic, but you've hada serious episode a shelf since
I met you.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh, is that so?
My wife is a.
She's my tripod in the gym, oh,my gosh is out there.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, I'm going to bite it okay, so anyway, we'll
be talking about, like the, theI, the fantasy idea okay okay.
So like it's, it's your.
It's kind of like a stefferttype thing.
You know what I mean.
Like what, however, you want tocome up with that, um, and just
like your, your ideas, thetraits that your ideal wife
(13:56):
would have, how your ideal wife,I guess, would like look and
speak, and mannerisms andwhatever.
So I mean, you know it's like afantasy board.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Okay, go ahead, you can go first.
Why do I have to go first?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Ladies first.
Okay, so I think mine is also.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Mine would also be kind of drawn off of kind of
like where I am now in life,okay, of like where I am now in
life, okay, and I guess how Iwould like to be in the future,
if that makes sense.
Obviously, guys, I'm under herfuture, so go ahead.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
First of all, you already exhibit quite a few okay
, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Okay, we'll see um.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I think we'll go, we'll go, we'll go, like one
trade for one trade or whatevershe said.
Guys, she said quite a few, so,uh, maybe frauditon frauditon
okay no, so I the basics, likethe basic downloaded package
damn would be the basicdownloaded package.
Is someone who is kind?
(15:02):
I'm not, you can, you can bekind sometimes um someone who uh
empathetically listens I don'tdo that um, let's see someone
who knows how to have fun I'mnot that damn.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I'm over three guys, let's go I'm gonna give you one
more and then you can give meyour first, like four or
whatever.
Okay, um, let's see kind havefun, like that kind of someone
who's a little bit morespontaneous, which is crazy,
because I feel like you don'tlike?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I'm not saying that shit.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
But you're not really but when I.
But when I say spontaneous, Imean spontaneous like somebody
who's intuitive to me, like theyknow, like me as a person so
like they do spontaneous thingsthat they know I would most
likely be down for that's whatI'm saying.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Let's go get the pumpkin spice latte and go to
home goods perfect.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
See, that would be that would be spontaneous.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, that's not.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
But not only doing that, but enjoying.
Enjoying the experience, that'swhat I'm saying, I like looking
at the cutting board.
So they all look the same,they're all wood, no, not that.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Some are bamboo.
Ok, all the ones you look atare like a different type of
wood.
Ok, whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
OK, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Well, I mean my, the first, my first.
Uh, actually, she gotta beclean.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I can't do no dirty broad not dirty broad I can't do
no dirty have you ever comeacross a dirty broad?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I've been with you for 24 years, so no, okay, well,
actually yes, when we gavebirth to one.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
First of all, what you're not going to do is talk
about my child First of all.
She ain't abroad, she ain'tdirty okay, she don't care about
dirty stuff, she do.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I've watched your child go to the bathroom and
walk straight out.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
No, well, she has before Well, you, no, well, she
has before.
Well, you know, like notwashing her hands and we have to
remind her like.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Hey, girl like, but she's a kid, I mean that's,
that's like 90 but she ain't nobroad and she ain't dirty, okay,
okay, what else?
But what?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
that's only one.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh, um, I would like that.
You know she'd probably have to, you know, be uh, five five,
not five five number.
I'm I'm not really big onheight, I just said that to
roughly your feathers um, it'dhave to be someone that actually
listens and like, listens tounderstand me, uh-huh I don't
(17:37):
know what that would be calledbut and then follows through,
uh-huh, um, and then doesn'tturn around and, uh, weaponize
it okay because you youweaponizing it before okay,
that's your opinion so I, youknow, like, I want someone that
would support me, okay, um, inthe way they need to be
supported.
Uh-huh, she also has to have ashelf.
(17:58):
Okay, I'm used to the shelflife, so I can't be with anybody
who doesn't have a shelf.
Okay, like, if that shelf notthere, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, um,
it's a no for me, okay, um, wegotta have some shared interests
, like the eagles, the lakers,the dodgers, and I'm not, I'm
(18:18):
not, that's it.
Uh, we gotta like things likeyou know, like, uh, I'm not a
craft person.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
You're building your person, not like based off of my
traits already.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I mean yeah right, so I would you know a little into
sports, a little light gaming,light anime.
That's it Actually when I thinkabout it.
If you support my teams, I dosupport your teams.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I'm talking hypothetically to the woman I'm
trying to create.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well, you looked at me and said if you would Support
my teams.
I'm like I do, support yourteams.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
If you, if we were fans Of the same organizations.
Okay, if we watched animetogether and played video games,
I'm happy If she, if she wasinto Well, I like you.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Okay, I feel like that's like a given with
everybody.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I'm simple.
Oh, and she got to know how tocook.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Okay, I wouldn't take it that far and say you're
simple, but I mean simple inother ways, but not simple how
you're trying to portray.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
That's another thing I'm working on, because I be
giving my draws up too easy.
You be what, giving my draws uptoo easy to you?
Okay um, okay, I would, I would,but at the same time, why I
would want us to have a lot ofsimilar hobbies.
I would still want her to haveher own identity and I, she
would have to have her ownidentity, because sometimes it's
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like, yeah, we can do thingstogether, but sometimes I'm like
, look here right, look here now.
I want to go out with thefellas, yeah, and talk, guy talk
and talk about how old girl,ass or whatever looked good and
not be judged.
So I mean, it's like you know,so far I feel like she's pretty
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well-rounded.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
She's pretty so far.
I feel like she's prettywell-rounded, she's pretty
well-rounded.
Okay, so back to my board.
I would, for the lack of betterverbiage is like someone who is
more emotionally intelligent.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I am over five.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
And when I say like emotional intelligence, someone
who knows how to process, liketheir emotions.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Right.
Not getting mad at you.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Someone who's like slow to temper or slow to anger.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Now she comes to me, doesn't have a temper.
Now she's coming at me, y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
How am I coming for you?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Trying to say I got two problems.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Okay, first of all, I didn't say anything about you.
It's like a charcuterie board.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
A charcuterie board.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
A charcuterie board and we're picking out the traits
.
I love you so much.
But you know a charcuterieboard and we're pulling out
traits.
I don't know who said that, butthat's what I'll call it from
now on A out traits.
I don't know who said that, butthat's what I'll call it for
now a shakuchi board.
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A shakuchi board?
Um yeah, so I guess you didlike like I said the emotional
intelligence part, and thenobviously like I wouldn't.
I wouldn't be here if youdidn't exhibit some of those
things right, so which one ofthose things I exhibit?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
because, I'm old for six what, what?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
you are kind sometimes, you are not really
that spontaneous, so there'sthat one.
What are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
We can do it right now.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I can't stand you.
I can't stand you Anywho, butsimilar to you, he would share
some similar interests, alsorespecting the fact that I do
like my space and enjoys havinghis own space and his own thing.
Because you know how I am,Although I love being in
partnership.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I also.
I didn't love in partnership.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
She loves being in partnership, but I also like a
little independent time.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I like a little solo date and I've always given you
date and I've always you know Ilike a little I've always given
you that myself in a readingcorner.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
You know like I can get down with that um or another
chapter, oh my gosh uh let'ssee so, yes, so in shared
interests okay, and and sharedlike shared interests.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Um, let's see physical attributes oh, no see,
here we go, here we go.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Come on, go ahead physical attributes, I would say
someone who's tall.
I'll just say tall, which iskind of funny.
I know you're gonna say, goingto say that, okay, so you are
only 5'2".
5'5 is taller than you Listen.
Okay, let me break it down Inan ideal, like if this was a
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real Shakuchi board.
Look here.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
And I was picking trades off the Shakuchi board.
Let the people know I'm not 6feet tall.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
He's like 5'10".
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I would say but if I put my hokas on, I'm 5'11".
I would say like no hold on IfI put my hokas on or my own
clouds on.
I'm 5'11" Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
But I would say for me, like anything between like
6' and 6'3".
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Oh, okay, so how about that?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
6'2", 6'3" and like 2'50", maybe that 250, maybe
somewhere a little higher, liketwo.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
But when I say 250 I mean like yo 250, everything I'm
not husky husky, 250,everything I'm not uh, between
250 and like 280.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
But like, see, like stocky boy, you know, to the
fellas listening.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I want y'all to know right now that I've won in life,
because I was the nerd thatbagged the prom queen and I
loved you then, and I love youeven more now, see I had nothing
going for me in high school,but my brain and I stopped using
I had nothing going for me, butmy brain okay.
Goodbye and I stopped usingafter high school.
So goodbye, it is what it isfirst of all I love I especially
(23:57):
now, especially now I was promqueen.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And what was I?
You're?
What do you mean?
Nothing, you are bagner.
Goodbye.
So who won?
Goodbye, we both did I won.
I feel like we both won thelottery, because you're pretty
amazing too I'm great now.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I didn't peak in high school, I peaked after.
That's why I'm great.
You've just been great all yourlife.
Okay, that's not true, but okay, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
The struggle is okay, anyways, any hoots?
Um yeah, so like six betweensix foot six, three between 250
to 80.
Let's see what else.
Yeah, athletic, I would likehim to be athletic.
I'm not athletic at all I wouldlike him to be.
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Like you know enjoy physicalactivity.
I enjoy physical activity.
Okay, babe.
I'm not talking about you,though, and you shouldn't be
talking about me.
It's a Shikuchi board and we'repicking, we're picking.
Uh, why are you winking at melike that?
I can't with you.
Um, yes, so, yeah, so athletic.
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I would like for him to likethe outdoors, okay, um, let's
see what we mean outdoors, likefishing and hunting.
Or just like outdoor activities, Hiking oh okay, Like you know,
going for a walk.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I want to go hunting.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, hunting camping , I wouldn't mind like I'm not
doing camping.
I'm not doing camping when thesun starts going down.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I'm walking back in the truck.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Well, and when I say camping, you mean glamping?
Yeah, Cause I'm.
I'm not going to be on theground in the woods in a tent, I
need to be like in an RV, youknow, like that type of camping
you know Are you done?
Okay, go ahead, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I'm done for right now you're not gonna roll me
over and talk about physicalattributes.
They ain't coming for me nahwhat are you talking about?
I didn't come for you nah, Isaid they're not coming for me.
Who is not coming for you?
The comments, um, it don'tmatter.
It don't matter to me if shetall or short, it really don't
matter usually that's not a.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It's not a, yeah that that's not a.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's not a.
Yeah, I have no problemclimbing trees.
Bye, turn right now.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Oh, you know what I feel like here.
Hold on, let me say this.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Let me say this there is a quite a few uh wmba
players.
I said I will climb that tree.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I can't no problem, I can't.
Well, when you're laying down,you're the same height, so are
you?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
yeah, you no.
But her feet off the bed, whynot?
I'd have to be with someonethat did have to have empathy.
Okay, like kindness in general.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Right, but at the same time can't be played
Because I feel like some peopleare too kind.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Oh, like their kindness can be used as a
weakness Right.
Okay, understandable.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Understandable.
Um, they gotta be loyal, gottabe trustworthy.
That that's, that's numberthat's a given.
That's a basic download thatcan't be ran through.
What does that mean?
You know what that?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
okay.
So what's the cap?
What's considered a ran through?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
is it five?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
or more?
Is it 10 or more?
Current cap is zero, so okay,but if we were not together, if
we were not together, I I feellike okay, you know what?
Like?
I feel like this is basicallylike our version of pop the
balloon, okay.
(27:31):
So, if so, if we're like popthe balloon, okay, okay.
And you asked that questionlike how many partners have you
had?
And she's like okay, my wholelife I wouldn't ask that
question.
Like five.
If it just came up and she'slike five, is that ran through
to you?
Is that too many for you andyou have to give?
(27:52):
You have to take into accountage.
So if we're talking like 40years old, Look here what's ran
through.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I believe that women can do whatever they want with
their body Okay, but you said,you don't want someone.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I was joking, oh okay , so she can have as many
partners as Bob.
She can.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Okay, but there's a number in my mind, so what's
your number?
That's what I'm asking.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I'm old school.
They're going to say I'm oldschool, matter, what's your
number?
It's probably like more thanfive, I probably.
Nah, okay, even if she's in her40s, yeah, you might be single
for a while, that's fine, I'mfine.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I'm fine, you might be single for a while, um, she'd
, she'd have to have beendriving ambition.
Okay, that that, I think that'sthat, I think that's that is
that is a really, really, uh,underappreciated thing.
Uh-huh, I do feel like I don'twant to, I wouldn't, I couldn't
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be with someone with no driverambition where I just feel like
I'm carrying more weight.
Uh-huh, that, that I couldn'tdo.
Uh-huh, um, you know, she's hadto know how to cook because I
like to eat.
Lord knows I like to eat.
These are the cocktails rightnow.
Um, again, like, so, heightwouldn't matter, okay.
Um, we just.
(29:08):
Okay, I'm gonna just go do bodyparts, okay.
I'm gonna just go do body partsokay, my favorite part of of one
of them is is thighs and assmm-hmm, so I mean she gotta them
.
Is thighs and ass Mm-hmm, soshe's got to have nice thighs
and ass, okay.
And she's got to look good in asundress.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
And I do like a woman that can rock a pineapple.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh, she had to be black too.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I was just about to say, sir, are we talking about
like oh?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
yeah, she had to be black.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You said pineapple, so okay you know, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I mean she don't have to have big boobs, that's not a
negative, okay.
I mean I love the grapes, Ilove the melons, oh my gosh what
the hell dude?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
what?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I'm just saying I can't, that's, that's not in her
control.
Yeah, you know so.
Yeah, I mean, but I meanphysical appearance wouldn't
weigh as heavy as like, who sheis inside.
I am one of those people, okaythat's good.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I am one of those people.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Okay, that's good.
I am one of those people whoare like I.
I see like I can like pick upon personalities.
I can see how this, like you,may not be my type, like
physically at all, like visuallyat all, yeah, but our
personality would match verywell and I could and I'd
probably you can, you but okay.
but to say that you you're notlike physically or visibly
attracted at all, but herpersonality is so damn good, but
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the personality, thepersonality will make you
Eventually, the personality willopen your eyes and you would
find beauty in her.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
OK, yeah, because I was like that's a long time to
write off personality, so I'vebeen doing it for 20 years.
You have not Get your wholelife together.
Get your whole entire lifetogether.
Get your whole life together.
Um what?
(31:07):
20 years goodbye, hey what?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
20 years.
Okay, I don't know what we'retalking about what nothing,
nothing, I'm just talking.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, you are Okay, so mine would be like it doesn't
matter, I'm your perfect guy.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
You are my perfect guy, you're perfect for me,
because you're not gettingnobody else You're perfect for
me At the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
But if I had to go back out there in them streets?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
If I'm not 60 under, the only way you're in the
streets is because you're goingdown the street in a hearse.
Okay, we're locked in, ain't noswitching up, I know, I know
that, so I don't even know howyou want to do this.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Me, me.
You're the one that said yougave me the option.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
You're the one that said you gave me the option
you're the one that said let'splay, let's play fantasy
marriage draft.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
You said that I thought.
And then when you get what youasked for, then you don't like.
Always when he gets what heasked for, he never likes it and
then he complains about it.
I thought we'd be more likequalities babe, it's a fantasy
draft, so it's whatever youwould like it to be.
(32:25):
So what more qualities wouldyou pick off the shakuchi board
for your person?
No, I'm not going to say it, nomore, no, what qualities.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
She would say shakuchi board.
Would I ask her to do?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
What qualities Someone who's kind?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
respectful God-fearing.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Okay, now you sound like Popping Balloon Likes to
travel.
I don't know, wait Someonewho's God-fearing, who's kind,
who likes to travel.
I don't go, wait Someone who'sGod-fearing, who's kind, who
likes to travel?
I don't go wait to see how longit took you to catch me.
It's like at this point it'sprobably on a cue card or
something.
(33:07):
It's probably on a damn cuecard.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I'm going to go.
So, someone who is reliable andconsistent, someone who doesn't
just do grand gestures, butsomeone who is consistent on the
day to day.
I don't do grand gestures atall.
Yeah, we know Wow.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Wow, hold on.
Let's dissect this.
Hold on now.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Keeping promises.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I try.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Following through I try.
I think that's the biggestthing for me, especially for a
man If you say something you'regoing to do do it, do it, that's
right.
Follow through with it.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Even if you can't find your spacers.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I mean get it done because you said you would, and
we're already a year and twodays.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Not a year and two days.
Not a year and two days.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
A year and two days into you putting up one little
measly pegboard that I haveasked for.
But somehow he managed to putup his pegboard when he didn't
even want the pegboard in thefirst place.
But he put his up, the one hedidn't want, and hasn't put mine
up, the one who actually boughtthe pegboard, who needs it.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I can't find my.
I digress.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I can't find my, not sure how we went off on a
tangent.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I can't find my spacers.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Anywho, someone who would be supportive during tough
times.
Someone who has good lifemanagement skills.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I think that's important.
I am out, I am, I am out.
I think that's important, I amout, I am out, I am out.
People, my wife has shown metoday what I have nothing else
to say.
I have nothing else to say.
What do you mean?
My wife has shown me today thatI am not you don't have good
life management skills.
I'm not her type, you don'thave good life management skills
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.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Babe, I like to think that you have good management
skills.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Why would you think you don't have good life?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
management skills.
Oh gosh, okay, all right, he'sdone.
Then Okay, alright, he'sdumbing.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I mean so Okay.
So how many, how many of thoseCharacteristics of Ulysses Do
you think I have?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I think you have good Life management skills.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
They have definitely Gotten better.
What percentage?
What do you mean?
What percentage Of?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
everything Ulysses.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Probably, like I don't know, 70.
Wow, 70 is really high.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
That's 30 shy of 100 but if you only have 70
protection on your home, is itstill high?
Really, is it still high if you, is it still high?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
If you only have 70% protection on your own.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
What the hell Is it still high?
I?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
feel like you're all over the place.
Is it still high?
You're all over the place.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I feel like you are a good 95% of my list, oh, except
for the tall part, but I don'treally care about that part.
I mean, I'm 5'7", so but youwon't rock a pineapple for me,
even though you can.
I do rock a pineapple, but youdon't do it often I don't do it.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I don't do it often anymore because my hair is not
the same anymore either.
Gotta trade this model in.
See what happens.
I mean, it comes with age too,so I don't know what you want me
to tell you.
And plus, I look like I'm 19 orlike trying to be like a
teenager when I wear my hairlike that.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
You can't let other people think what you like.
If I like it, it's not aboutwhat they think.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I said I look, but if I like it, what's the matter?
Okay, okay, demel, I can seeyou're done.
Now what are you talking about?
You're done, we're going to hopright into Wait.
Wait, we're not, we are.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Hold on close to me.
What are you doing?
I haven't had much sleep thisweek, okay, okay, tell me what.
Before we go into our two cents, we're gonna go into the
comments of the week.
Oh gosh, okay, okay.
So the first comment of theweek oh, mind you, my list was
100% my wife, um, I'm done.
The first comment of the weekum comes from.
I want to say, uh, flaming.
Oh, I don't know, is thatflaming over?
(37:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, uh, flamingo, flamingo, oh flamingo lover
that's what that means, oh lordpeople are creative with their
numbers.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
It comes from and it's a fling on the bio.
Is this come from for aflamingo lover?
And this is a base off of the.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
The reaction to the wig debate about how oh, about
the um, the white boy dating ablack girl and he don't want her
to wear her wigs and makeup hercomment was that the son needs
to stay out of the chocolatepool if he can't handle the
variety of flavors.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Um and when I saw, when I read this, I laughed
immediately, because I alwaystold my wife having a black
woman is like being married to10 different women, because she,
she can change that hair and bea completely different person,
whole different personality.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
because even getting ready, like to record, I was
like, should I wear my hair downand curly?
Should I put it up in aponytail?
Should I put a head wrap on?
Like, what should I do?
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
And then the second comment comes from Janelle.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Just Janelle.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I can't say her last name.
Okay, I don't know.
I don't really remember what ohthis is from.
This is the comment, from thereaction to where.
I believe, it's where the wife,lord Jesus, which one?
(38:57):
It's from last week, where theI want to say the it was a
husband and the wife and the thestay-at-home mom agreement.
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
So he married this woman married a man who had two
kids from a previous marriage.
No, it's not that one.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
I think it's the honeymoon one, anyway, it don't
matter.
The comment was Jesus couldhand-deliver me a man, and I
would say no, thank you, amen.
And I laughed.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Because she's just done with men altogether she
said it don't matter if he goodor not.
I'm going to say no, thank you,jesus.
I'm going to go at it alone.
I'm going to go at it alone.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
No, thank you Jesus.
She said that the Lord himselfCould deliver.
Could hand deliver.
Hand deliver Her man, okay,hand deliver, hand deliver her
man.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Okay, what's the next one?
That's it okay, so then we'lljust go right on into R2-6.
R2-6 okay, let's see, um, thisone is uh, just found out that I
have a daughter that I didn'tknow about, and I need some
advice damn, just keep actinglike you don't know about her um
.
I'm 56 years old.
Three kids Well, four now, Iguess.
And just got a Facebook messagefrom a 40-year-old woman who
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matched with me on Ancestrycom.
Okay, so he's 56 and she's four.
Okay, I went and checked myaccount and she is sure as shit,
it's a match.
When I was 16, I had a shortthing with a 26 year old.
I worked with.
Damn.
She left shortly after and Inever heard from her again.
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That's wild.
16 and she was 26.
That's wild.
Just trying to figure this out.
She wants me, she wants to meetme and, to be honest, I do want
to meet her.
I'm just trying to figure outhow to tell my wife and kids.
At this point.
Just some informationApparently, her mom passed last
year and she, my new daughter,has no family, as it was just
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her and her mom.
She lives about two hours away,so logistically is not an issue
.
Really just wondering how totell my wife about this.
I'm not expecting a horriblereaction, but it is a bit of
anxiety inducing.
Need advice.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Oh, that's it.
Yeah, sorry, just tell her.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Just tell her it's something that happened when you
were 16.
Hold on my boy.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
First of all, I want to saycongrats for bagging a 26 year
old at 16.
I want to say congrats.
That's all Salute to that, butyou were 16.
She was 26.
She was doing some shit shewasn't supposed to do.
That's why you didn't knowabout the baby, because had the
truth come out, some other shitwould have came out.
(41:38):
Oh, yeah, that would have beenyeah, some other shit would.
Yeah.
That's why she just went onbutter business and raised her
baby Because how do you?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
explain your baby daddy being 16 and you 26?
.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
It's clearly something she just decided to
take to her grave.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
So honestly, I feel like if this is your child, you
should just get to know her,communicate, tell your wife If
your wife should beunderstanding and your kids
might be happy to have a mucholder sibling, maybe Because she
got to be older.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Well, he's 56 and she's 40.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, Like I said yeah, so that means either, that
means.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I mean, we don't know if he had his next child at 18
or 20 or what If he's 56 andshe's 40.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
That's only 16 years.
That mean he, that mean oldgirl got pregnant when he was 15
, probably or he started messingwith her when he just turned 16
yeah, but he said I'll betrying to tell people that women
can be predators too.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah, they actually yeah I don't know why people
would think they can, but theyabsolutely I've never had the
dodge one.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
I guess I'm just ugly , but they can be predators too.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
My wife doesn't abuse me.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
I'm going to move on.
Okay, this one is.
This was sent.
This was sent to us by one ofour listeners.
Let's see.
Am I the asshole for popping upon my significant other for not
honoring a time she committedto Backstory?
My partner went out to brunchwith her best friend early on a
Sunday.
They went out at 11.
(43:05):
At three I called and asked isfive good for me and my partner
to hang out, because at eightshe had to do homework and I was
watching the Ravens game withher family?
To which on the phone shereplied I will let you know.
I'm not sure, but I'll keep youupdated.
You know I'm not sure, but I'llkeep you updated.
(43:25):
But then ended the conversationwith five should be good.
You can see me at five.
So I'm like cool.
So I call at 430, 440 PM just tocheck and see if the, if she
needed a few more minutes overfive and if I was picking them
up because they had Ubered.
My partner says my friend wantsto hang out longer.
(43:46):
So her friend wanted to hangout longer.
I'm slightly irritated and Iask okay, so 530.
She says I don't know aboutthat.
We may want to do somethingafter.
At this point.
I'm pissed.
I made plans and I wanted tosurprise her.
I then asked so you're notseeing me?
She said no, I don't see thisparticular friend that often, so
(44:09):
she wanted to hang out with herfriend.
So I say I'm going to pull upand then she hangs up.
Later on I tried to talk to herand she basically tells me that
she thought about breaking upwith me because I ended up
pulling up on her and the girloverheard the conversation that
(44:29):
we were having and startedlaughing.
She felt embarrassed and thather friend heard and now has an
opinion about me.
I regret popping up on her, butam I the asshole for wanting to
spend time and have the timehonored?
She said that it wasn't set instone, but you knew I wanted
time with you and you said itwas fine.
(44:50):
Am I the?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
asshole.
Are you an asshole for wantingto spend time with her?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
No, Are you the asshole for popping up on her
For?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
how you went about it .
Yes, here's why I say that.
I'm not disagreeing with you,but Two things.
If you know that yourgirlfriend whatever is seeing
someone that she does not see,often meaning like she's not
going to be able, it's differentif it's like.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Her everyday girlfriend.
She see her everyday.
That's different yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
If this is someone that she has not seen often,
whether you had a surprise forher or not, I for her or not, I
personally feel like you shouldhave delayed that, because this
is a person that she obviouslywants to spend time with, too.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Wants to spend time with.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
And she gets to see you throughout the week.
Now you popping up on her, likeyou, her parent going to school
, trying to catch her.
Do some shit.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah, I was going to say are you trying to catch her?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, I can see that.
So that part, I think, is wild.
Yeah, also I'm sorry that theravens lost the way they did oh
my gosh um, uh go eagles, uh gobirds, um.
But at the same time yeah, Idon't, it's I honestly at this
(45:54):
point, I think this is asituation where you have to take
accountability for your, foryour role in this yeah I think I
understand that a lot of timesus as men, we get in our
feelings because he had asurprise for her.
He probably had the wholeevening mapped out Us as men we
get in our feelings, we don'tknow how to deal with them and
oftentimes we end up doing shitwe regret doing.
And unfortunately for you, myman, it seems like this is some
shit you regret doing.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Because now.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
I fucked around one day and got married.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
She's thinking about breaking up with you.
What I messed around.
One day I got married.
Bye to bill, good damn bye.
But yeah, so I don't.
I don't think you're an assholefor wanting to spend time with
her.
So I agree there.
And yes, I do think that theaction of you popping up on her
um was a little ass hole, likeum, because for one you knew
(46:41):
where she was and when you andwhen you pop up, like what do?
you expect, yeah, what do youexpect what's gonna be the
outcome?
Are you gonna pop up on her andbe like, hey, I'm here, you
told me five o'clock and it'sfive o'clock, so let's go.
You, you're not her father,like you're not her father.
That would turn anybody off,because what is the point of you
popping?
Speaker 1 (46:59):
up.
Let me say say this as a man, Idon't have a lot of experience
with women.
I've only been with a couple,this one for a long time.
But one thing I know that istrue across all women is women
don't want to be embarrassed.
Once you embarrass them, you'reon the shit list they look at
(47:20):
you different?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
You're on the shit list.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
It's just like old boy at the Coldplay concert.
It wasn't that he was cheating,you embarrassed me in front of
the world, you embarrassed herIn front of the world.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
So now you got to pay .
Now you got to pay.
So that's where I can put upwith a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
So, honestly, my guy, were you messed up or were you
embarrassed her?
If you wouldn't embarrass her,she probably y'all probably
could have talked about this andmoved on, and moved on.
But now she's embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
But now she contemplating now she's like you
know what, maybe you're not theone for me, because if you're
willing to go through theselengths and then have people
talking about me because you popit up, like you, my daddy
because my thing, my thing, I'mlike I was like, okay, I guess
she had to study.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
so I guess'all y'all young or younger, I said, what
if she had work and she had towork overtime?
You don't believe it.
You don't pop at her job.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah, absolutely not.
You're already exhibitingbehaviors that I can't, I can't,
I can't deal with, but I doappreciate the fact that you
want to spend time with me.
So bad, you know, like thatpart, why that shit fire, okay,
bye alright.
So this has been another episodeof the Life After I Do podcast.
(48:26):
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