August 20, 2025 • 47 mins
We made it to 100 episodes—and we’re going all in on this one. From family updates to jaw-dropping relationship dilemmas, this episode brings the same energy, humor, and honesty you’ve come to expect from Life After I Do.
We share the joys (and growing pains) of raising an 8-year-old, then dive into relationship stories that had us pausing mid-convo. Think: late-night secret calls, a surprising family twist on OnlyFans, and a 20-year-old bringing home a man twice her age.
The age-gap discussion? Let’s just say we didn’t hold back. Some things bring out the protective parent in us real quick.
We also take time to shout out some of the funniest listener comments that have kept us cracking up behind the scenes.
Thanks for riding with us. Here’s to the next 100!
Thanks for rocking with us! Don’t forget to follow Life After I Do so you never miss an episode. Got a relationship situation you want us to weigh in on? Hit us at https://linktr.ee/lifeafteridopodcast — we just might talk about it in a future episode.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
it's molito and nisha g and we are on episode 100 so
thank you to all you guys whohave stuck by us through thick
and thin.
If you knew what it is or ifyou chewed it is, we appreciate
we appreciate all the love andthere's more, and there's more
to come, and episode 100 will beeveryone's favorite, that's
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good, it's an hour two centsepisode and we're going to drop
our hour two cents back to Back,going back to back like the
Lakers in 09-2010.
Okay, back to back.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Thank you everyone for your continued support and
let's see if we can get anotherhundred down.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's right, 100.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
100.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
100 it down 100.
100.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
100 bands hey everybody, welcome to another
episode of Life After I.
Do Podcast Sit back, relax andenjoy.
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To come kick it with us for thenext 45 minutes to one hour
with Moly Thuanisha.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
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I came here to check on Dwight,dwight, dwight, around your
mouth, stop it, I can't.
Hey, booskies, hey.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Booskies, how are you feeling?
I'm feeling good.
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I mean overall, overall, can't complain, but you
know, let me stop you.
Let me stop you now we're going, but overall we're doing good,
vibes only okay, I mean I'm good.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I feel like my vibes are we're doing good vibes
usually flying high so how areyou?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
how is your week?
Let's get into it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Uh, my week was good celebrating baby girl's eighth
birthday I have aneight-year-old.
We're not talking about her oh,I am, because I have an
eight-year-old and you can'tlive, I'm not sure like how,
yeah, like because it's crazy,because I just gave birth last
week.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
That's funny, because time says differently yeah, and
she's eight already.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
So I'm not sure like if it's a phenomenon or
something, or like how thatworks.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Hello to kujay.
What do you think?
Bye, something's a phenomenonor something, or like how that
works.
Let's ask.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
LL Cool J.
What do you think Bye?
Something like a phenomenon.
Yeah, so my baby is eight andEight and great.
She's eight and great and thatpersonality.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Great, not gray.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I didn't say gray.
And that personality isstarting to shine through and
her testing more boundaries.
She definitely testing andtrying to see like if she can
outsmart her parents she'sdefinitely and although it gives
me a little bit of a giggle anda tickle.
Uh, it's annoying as crap andI've been having to lay down a
(02:55):
little bit of law with her.
Give her a little bit of scaredstraight medicine um no, but
she's good.
But we celebrated her 8thbirthday over the weekend and
she was really, really happy andat her birthday she was like I
want to say thank you to myparents and everybody was like,
oh, my gosh, oh.
And I was like that's my baby.
And I was like you're welcome,not to her parents.
(03:17):
You know what she told me todaywhen I picked her up from
school.
What'd she say?
I picked her up from school andyou know, okay, so for her
birthday she got lots of giftcards and she got like three
Chick-fil-A gift cards, right,and she loves Chick-fil-A.
So I pick her up from school andshe goes, she goes, I'm hungry,
mom.
And I was like, okay, I waslike I can get you food when we
get home.
(03:37):
And she was like but I'mthinking I want to like go get
something to eat.
And I was like, oh, you go getsomething to eat.
And I was like, oh, you want togo get your like Chick-fil-A?
And she was like no, I'mthinking I want to go sit down
at a restaurant.
And I said, girl, you havepractice in like 40 minutes.
Not going to happen.
I was like but you can get yourChick-fil-A, you have money to
pay for your own Chick-fil-A.
And she was like OK, I think Iwant to get my Chick-fil-A.
So I was just giving getChick-fil-A now, before practice
(04:02):
, or would you like to get itafter practice?
She was like no, I want to getit now because I want to be full
when I go to practice.
I said, okay, that's fine,we're driving and I always keep
my rearview mirror a littletilted down so I can see her.
She goes, mom.
I was like, yeah, she was likeyou're such a great parent to me
, aw.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
cry.
I was like Did you cry?
No, you cried.
She was like you're such agreat parent to me.
You cried and she was like I'lllove you forever.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
And I was like you get such sweet things?
I get that you have to dowhatever your wife says.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You have to take care of your wife.
What did she say last night,when I was like you were
annoying me and she was tellingyou you had to give me my space
and be respectful.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Sometimes you have to get your wife for her own space
.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You need to be respectful.
I said look here.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
She said respect your wife.
I said look here, dad, shewants space.
If this one thing that we'regonna do is gonna is ride for
her mama, that's one thing shegoes, she gonna ride for her mom
.
She stands up for you too, don'tget it twisted she does well,
my dad, he whatever, he madeblack he's mad black, he made by
the mail.
He's mad my week was cool, justexhausted I didn't ask you.
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I know I'm just gonna cut youout.
It was.
It was exhausting because babygirl getting ready for baby
girl's party and her birthdaytrying to make sure she had
everything she wanted.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Everything she wanted .
Speaker 1 (05:23):
And I will say that the smile and the look on her
face, priceless it was.
I was like.
That's why I think I told you Isaid you did good, mom, like
you did good Like my baby was onSaturday y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
My baby was happy.
And what did she tell me?
Because I didn't get theballoon arch right.
And I remember I told her I waslike I'm sorry, I didn't get
your balloon Arch.
I was like I kind of like ranout of time.
Mommy was falling behind andshe literally looks at me and
she was like it's okay, mom, Ijust want the pool of my friends
.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And I was like well, I wish you would've told me that
, because I would've took someof that food back.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Bye, goodbye.
I was talking to Tiffany, hercousin's mom, and she was like
she said, venice always tellsher Cherry, y'all do too much.
She was like y'all be doing toomuch for my birthday, I just be
wanting my friends a little bitof food.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Y'all be doing too much.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
We just be trying to get these kids something great.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
We just, yeah, we do Like.
I was like obsessed with herdecor.
I was like I just want to makesure, like her theme comes
across, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
This girl.
She's now officially had threewater birthdays.
And I think every waterbirthday is her favorite
birthday.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
But it's still well.
She finally said, like outsideof her fourth birthday.
This is like this was it?
Yeah, this was.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Because she had the pool.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
This was the top tender, right here.
You know but her fourthbirthday is still a memorable
one, so it was a long, a longweekend, stressful week yeah,
personal life is life.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But you know, my baby was happy, so we are.
I don't know about my wife, butI am still recovering.
I am still.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I mean we're still recovering but like Exhausted.
I still had to, I still had tolike.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, keep moving, you know, yeah, I shut that shit
down.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
He was struggling today at the gym.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I said I'm here.
I'm here, but don't expect it.
He's like I'm tired.
How are you not tired from the?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
weekend, but it doesn't change the fact that we
still got stuff to do, like Imean, I was like I'm in here,
don't expect much, I'll be happy.
I showed up and we showed uplate the hard part is that, oh
gosh, my goodness, the kidclosed her whole finger in the
front door.
Do you even know how she did it?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
she was in a rush to her and come back and talk to
her granny because you know shefelt like she gotta talk to
everybody, but she legit.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh, maybe when she closed it she was holding on to
it because I couldn't like,because normally you just push
the door closed the baby closedher whole finger, separated the
skin from the, the fingernailblood going everywhere.
I was like girlfriend, so weended up being a little late to
school today, but I picked herup from school I checked on her.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I was like how.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I was like how's your finger and she's like my finger
.
She was like it's good, she'slike it's just sore when I pinch
it, and I was like, okay, wellthen don't pinch it and she came
home, she did a couple of flipsand she was like mom I didn't
even feel it because I was likedamn, do you put that nerve
endings in there this morning?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
she was like you're going to be fine.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
But I tell you, don't do her like that when she's
having an experience.
You can't do that to her.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Look here, you won't give me a son, so I have to give
her the best of both worlds,that's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Don't do that, that's stupid.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Don't do that.
You're like Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's stupid.
Don't do that.
You're like.
I can't do it Like becauseshe's being she's not being
dramatic.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Her finger feels like it's falling off sir, oh, my
God, okay, come on, ma'am comeon.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Goodness gracious, what we got.
Oh, we got.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Well, anyway, Guys, in honor of episode 100, we are
giving you a.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
An extra dose of our juices.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's like back in.
It's like if all y'all outthere are old enough to go to
Rite Aid, it's like you're gonnadouble scoop.
Remember, at Rite Aid you hadto single the double and the
triple, the thrifty ice cream,yeah, thrifty ice cream.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Those were good times actually Busting.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Those were really good times when you, you, ice
cream on a hot summer day.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
And then don't mess around here and get a triple
scoop, right.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
In a cup.
I ain't feeling with that cone.
I ain't feeling with that cone.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I'm gonna yeah, I want all my ice cream.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I want all my ice cream.
You can put that in a cup Pim,Put the cone on top.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, but nah, I'm gonna eat all my ice cream dibs,
but there's going to be another.
Aren't you serious Incelebration of our 100th episode
?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Can you believe it's been 100 episodes?
I cannot believe I havetolerated you for 100 times.
I have not.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Wow, you tolerated me for 100 times.
That's crazy work.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
What happens, people, is that we record and then she
makes me mad and then she putsit on me and I forget.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's what happens all the time.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
That is not.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
OK, well, we're going to go ahead and we're going to
go ahead and get this started,because I have a kid to tend to.
So there's that.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm trying to make another.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Let's, let's kind of hop right into it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
OK, here we go.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Am I the asshole for telling my wife she can't have
it both ways?
We've been married for nineyears.
We're in our thirties and havetwo kids.
For the most part I think ourrelationship is great.
We don't really struggle withjealousy or insecurity or like
usually anything.
Until recently.
I know this makes me soundhorrible, but I never really got
along with one of her friendgroups.
These are some of her workfriends she started hanging out
(10:45):
with about a year ago.
Nothing really against them,just don't really think it was
my crowd.
It's two married guys and twowomen who are divorced, one
recently.
So, and the few times I've comealong with the wife to hang out
with them, it was mostly worktalk and I didn't find that
particularly interesting.
So usually I just stay home,care for the kids to save money
(11:07):
on the sitter and let my wife go.
But I was clear with my wifethat I just didn't really enjoy
that particular group and whileI encourage her to go out and
socialize, I just didn't want tocome.
She was fine at first but thenthe group started pressuring her
into bringing me, as the guysstarted bringing their wives
around and one of the gals founda partner so she was starting
(11:31):
to feel awkward coming alongwithout me.
We argued for a bit but after afew times she said it was
important to her that I comealong, so I agreed.
She said it was important toher that I come along, so I
agreed.
Well, to my surprise, it turnedout I get along really well
with one of the guy's wives.
We just hit it off immediatelybecause we're a very similar
(11:54):
type of geek.
So we just talk about TV ormovies or anime while the others
did their thing.
I thought I cracked the codebecause now, whenever spouses
were invited to the hangouts, Icould show up and have a good
time and I thought it'd make mywife happy.
It did not.
Instead of her being happy thatI'm coming, she's now acting
jealous and saying that it'sweird how close I'm getting to
(12:15):
the woman.
I told her that it's not weird.
She's just the one person I getalong with well in the group
outside of her.
Not weird, she's just the oneperson I get along with well in
the group outside of her.
My wife asked if I would makemore of an effort to not just
interact with her and I said no.
I again said that the choicewas hers.
She could invite me to thehangout or not invite me, and I
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would respect it.
Moreover, I'm not actuallyclose to the woman.
I don't have her number, wearen't connected on social media
.
I genuinely have no contactwith her outside of the group.
But if my wife is going toinsist that I come to these
things, I'm not going to go toforce myself into having the
worst time ever.
My wife said that I'm anasshole for not putting her
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needs and wants first, but Itold her that's selfish to claim
, because she's basicallytelling me to put myself last
regularly so she can both get tobring me to these hangouts but
also discourage me from enjoyingmyself when I come.
It seems controlling and petty.
So I just said she can decideif she wants me there or not,
(13:20):
but she does not get to dictatehow I behave.
So am I the asshole?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Not at all.
I don't think so, not at all.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
And I think it's crazy work that you said he was
being selfish, because the wholereason that he's there is for
you and he's giving you thechoice he's getting like do you
want me to come or not?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Now look here.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I'm on his side, I'm on his side too.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna lie, because we've
been in situations, even likewith your family, like where
it's like I used to tell all thetime like it's not that I don't
like going around your family,it's not that I don't, I don't
have like much in common yeah,like somebody that you vibe with
right so like when, the, when,the, when the few are there that
I vibe with.
I'm there and I'm interactingwith them and I'm cool with that
Because I vibe with them Right.
So I get that.
(14:04):
And she only has a problem withhim vibing with the one
individual because it's a woman.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Because it's a woman, yeah.
If it was a dude he was diggingout, she wouldn't care.
She wouldn't care If it was theinteresting.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
You guys have similar interests.
Yes, now look here.
So that's where the insecuritykind of comes in what's her name
on the that we, uh, we'retalking today.
Who the the one that on benchpress?
Jen the one with the curly hair, jen.
Um, so, like jen, today I waslike jen.
I'm loving the shirt.
Yeah, it was a naruto shirt.
Yeah, that's it, yeah I don'ttake offense to that.
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I know you don't, but I'm sayinglike it's like when you find
someone that's like in yourniche as far as like your
hobbies and your interests,right, you're going to be
excited.
Because now you're, becauseyou're talking about something
you're passionate about what?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
somebody else is passionate and then I can also
enjoy my time here, becausewithout this interaction I don't
want to be here anyway.
It's like.
So now I can have aninteraction and interact with
them.
Even if you're not amongst thegroup, you're still amongst the
group.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Look here, my wife knows I'm an Eagles fan.
I don't come here and talkabout day-to-day team activity.
My wife, I'm like babe.
If I said babe, they cutsomeone.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So you're like, okay, what was his?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
position.
So now, like you, wanted me tohang out with your people, right
, I found my person inside yourgroup, inside the group, and
that's the other problem.
It was my person, Right.
So look, sir, you're not anasshole?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, you're not the asshole at all, I agree.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Look here and look here, and I think he's going
above and beyond to protect herfeelings because, like he said,
I have no contact with thisperson outside of the group
setting.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
But I think from her perspective she just don't like
the idea of watching him laugh,cackle and giggle and have
similar interests with anotherwoman.
They say you can't have cakeand eat it too, kate and Edith
too.
No, you cannot.
You cannot have cake and Edith,but ain't that what you're
supposed to do.
Bye, bye, that's what Trey said.
All right, am I the asshole forcalling out my cousin when she
(16:05):
tried to blame her body odor onme?
I'm an 18-year-old female fromOntario, canada, and my cousin
is a 19-year-old female andshe's from Florida, the USA.
I'm staying with her family inFlorida.
We were out at midday at anoutdoor restaurant and my
cousin's boyfriend who's 20, wasto meet us.
My cousin had a sweaty body odorbut she had an active day.
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My boyfriend, my boyfriendkissed me.
Let's see.
Oh yes, the boyfriend kissed mycousin and she introduced us at
the table.
He made a face when I waslooking away.
My cousin tried to whisper inhis ear that the smell he was
smelling was from her.
She said her name, the cousin'sname.
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I said the smell is not for me.
The boyfriend got his noseclose to my cousin's upper body
and smelled her.
He kissed her on the foreheadand told her it's humanizing
when such a beautiful woman getsall smelly.
She laughed awkwardly on theride home.
She told me that Iunnecessarily embarrassed her.
(17:10):
She said I broke girl code.
Am I the asshole?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
No, you're not going to blame your BO on me.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
But I think you're asking.
But I love how he tried tostill make her feel comfortable
by making it like a joke, Likeyeah, babe, it is you Look here,
look here, but it's veryhumanizing for such a beautiful
woman to have a body odor.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
As a man who has been with a woman for two and a half
decades, I can honestly saythat I have.
It's very, very rare that Ismell my wife stink.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Even when I'm sweaty in the gym, you don't stink.
Did I smell my wife stink?
Even when I'm sweaty in the gym, you don't stink.
Yeah, I don't, but I also wearperfume to the gym, so there's
that too.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
But on the couple of times I've had, I've never been
offended by it.
I get it.
We're all humans.
The Lord knows, I know I bestinking Jesus.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
We ain't even going to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay, calm down.
You got a little too excited.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Calm down Because I know like when I'm out
especially if I'm doing likeyard work or anything in the
garage.
When you're doing somethinglike really, laborious, I know.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
When I come in, like making me hug, I know I don't
smell the best, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I mean, I don't think anybody would if you've been
outside working all day, that'scrazy.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I don't understand why she had to say she's
Canadian I don't know if's yourasshole at all um, and I don't
think he embarrassed her and Ifuck girl code.
I don't, I don't.
I don't understand what's theso girl code was.
She was just supposed to acceptto be the single and make her
look, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
She was just basically supposed to take one
for the team, like listen if youand I know that I'm the
smelling one, but I want to tellhim that, like you're he can
smell you.
I was just gonna say that he'ssitting next to you.
He, he kissed you.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm pretty sure he smelled you my thing is if that
was a concern, why are youdidn't freshen up before you got
together, that's, she took youa whole bath.
I don't know if the hoes onfigueroa could take whole baths
at 7-eleven.
You can too.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I can't okay, here's one.
This this one was screenshottedin by a follower, ok, so she
may have seen it somewhere else,I'm not sure, but this is what
she sent in.
I need help.
I've got a faceless OnlyFans.
Nobody knows it's me.
Yesterday I asked my brother toborrow his phone because mine
(19:18):
was dead.
He gave me his passcode.
I made a quick call to mybaby's daddy.
Then I saw an email pop uplabeled subscription renewed,
with my OnlyFans username.
My heart dropped.
I went into his safari, pulledup the site and it was me.
My own brother is subscribed,not just subscribed.
(19:40):
He's one of my biggest tippers.
I feel absolutely sick.
I can't stop thinking about it.
He doesn't know it's me, butnow I do.
I don't know what to do.
Do I block him and keep myanonymity, or let him keep
tipping because he's justanother quote-unquote fan?
I've been sitting here in shock, feeling violated, disgusted
(20:03):
and confused all at once.
This is next level twisted.
Do I tell my baby daddy like,please?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I need some advice okay, I will start by saying
that I don't think this is real.
Okay, I don't think this isreal but I want to answer as if
I, if, as if, as if it.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Okay, I think, first it's hilarious.
I think first it's hilarious.
It's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
And I thought about this.
I said would I?
Now I don't have OnlyFansaccount so I don't see but would
I be able to recognize one ofmy sisters?
And I don't think I would,because I have not seen my
sisters naked.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Nor do you want to see them naked, nor do I want to
.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I have not seen my sisters naked, nor do you want
to see them naked, Nor do I wantto.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
But if we're just you know, if you did look at
OnlyFans and you were subscribedand there was a particular
woman you were subscribed to,Well, I would know because my
sister got tattoos.
And came to find out that itwas your sister.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I'd be disgusted.
How would you feel I'd bedisgusted?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
okay, but this is wild though but but would you
want your sister to tell you, orwould you tell your sister you
could have kept that shit toyourself?
I would say tell me okay,because you don't want to keep
subscribing, renewing anddipping right, I mean but you're
taking care of your sister'shousehold, so you're like
helping her through high school,but then you also gotta know
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that you got right whole year'sright.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I think this is funny , right and okay.
If this is real, the part aboutI'm gonna shout out to my baby
daddy, what is he gonna do?
He don't your brother, he don'tknow.
Like you cannot put somebody atblame.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
No, I don't think she was trying to blame, I think
she's just.
I think she's just like thatconversation's gonna be awkward
she's just taken back like, ohmy gosh, you know.
And then if you do have theconversation, how do you have a
conversation with your brotherabout that like, do you sit him
down and be like, hey, bro, areyou like on OnlyFans?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
like that.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I would say just block him, or that's what I was
gonna say just block him.
I would just block him so thatway you can.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He got them screenshots anyway, so just know
that.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I mean, she didn't specify what she does on
OnlyFans.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
She's faceless, to my knowledge like.
Onlyfans isn't just like shebusting it open 2D stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
She busting it wide open that's probably why she
felt disgusted her brother wasseeing all her stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh wow, it's crazy work it's probably like Arby's
down there too, because she'sgot a baby.
Daddy, she got a kid.
She didn't put the kid out.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Why, Maurice?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
We have the meat.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Arby's, we have the meat.
I can't.
You're terrible, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I don't think that's real, though.
Okay, you think's why?
I don't think that's realthough, okay, you think it's
real.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
You think that's real .
I mean, you never know.
I think it's very far-fetched,but I don't, I don't know.
Okay, all right, um, am Ioverreacting?
My wife has been sneaking outof bed at night and I finally
followed her.
Now I can't look at her thesame, okay, would I be an
asshole for confronting her?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I'm a 33-year-old male.
I've been married to my wife,who's 31, for five years.
Things have always been good.
We laugh a lot, our intimacyhas been solid and never had a
reason to not trust her.
But for the past month she'sbeen waking up around 2 to 3 am
and slipping out of bed.
At first I thought maybe shewas having trouble sleeping, but
she's always tiptoeing andcloses the door quietly like she
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doesn't want me to notice.
Last night my gut wouldn't letme ignore it anymore, so I
pretended to be asleep and Ifollowed her.
She went into the living roomwith her phone, sat on the couch
and just in her robe, andstarted whispering into her
AirPods.
I couldn't hear anything, but Idefinitely caught her laughing
softly and at one point she saidI can't talk long, he's asleep
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in the other room.
My first thought was maybe shewas talking to her parents
because they live overseas, sothe time difference would make
sense.
But she hasn't mentionedcalling them lately and honestly
, we rarely talk about themunless I bring it up.
The entire thing just seemedand felt off.
I froze.
I wanted to walk in andconfront her, but instead I just
stood there.
She eventually came back to bed,crawled up next to me like
nothing happened this morning.
I asked casually if everythingwas okay and she just smiled and
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said yeah, all is good.
Now I feel sick.
I love her more than anything,but I can't shake what I heard.
Am I wrong for wanting todemand her phone?
Or would I be overreacting?
And I'm reading into.
Who is she talking to?
We got to you don't know whoshe's talking to, so instead of
going straight to having to gothrough her phone.
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I would just ask her point blankfirst.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I would just ask her straight up yeah, straight up
and then, if that still doesn't,satisfy you, and I want to know
why you can't talk to her.
Because that right there issuspicious.
Suspicious Because if youweren't someone, you uh, it was
okay to talk to you when youcould talk to her for as long as
you want, but you creep out ofbed in the middle of the night
doing whole activities, shedoing whole activities whole
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activities.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Why does it have to be?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
because hold all your friends and hold all your
enemies what if she's planninglike a big surprise?
Yeah, that's what?
Okay, shoot her bell, here wego maybe she's planning like
you're gonna go her gonna uhthat girl call we talked about
earlier.
Go ahead and shoot her bail.
Go ahead and shoot her bail.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Maybe she's planning a really big party.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Oh, that's why she had to fondle her robe a little
bit.
She didn't fondle her robe.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
She put her robe on to exit the bedroom she didn't
want to be around the house justin her nightie.
It's probably cold.
There's no telling where theylive.
I mean, you have to think aboutthis in a 360.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, she 360 fucking .
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Bye, okay, but in any case, I me personally I would
simply ask her hey, I overheardyou on the phone last night.
Who were you talking to?
Okay, just like that, okay,okay.
And then after that I would askher well, I've noticed that you
step out of the bedroom or saythat first, I noticed that you
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like step out of the bedroom acouple of nights a week.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Like who are you talking to on the phone?
You want to ward it nicely.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, you know, because you don't want to, you
don't want to come off likeaccusing right off the top
because you don't know what itcould be.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Fuck that no-transcript.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
And then, if she don't want you to look at the
phone, you're not helping mynerves.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Ding dong.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
You're not helping my nerves, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Ding dong, because now you don't want to give up
the phone.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
and if you, don't want to give up the phone.
But what if she says you haveto respect my privacy?
Okay, that's I.
I I hear what you're saying,but I'm coming to you with an
issue and it's like we're gonnahave to come to it.
I'm not asking to have full,like look through everything, I
just want to check out whatyou're telling me, that's all is
that so?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I mean, that's what I would do, that's what you would
do, that's what I would do,okay but you know I'm me.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
so yeah, whore, bye your mama.
Wow, let's see.
Let's do a couple of more.
Okay, am I the asshole forgiving my pregnant girlfriend an
ultimatum?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
My girlfriend Jen and I have been together for four
years.
Back in April, two great thingshappened.
We found out Jen is pregnantand I closed on a house for us
to move into.
We found out Jen is pregnant andI closed on a house for us to
move into Our family and friendsknow about the pregnancy,
including Jen's best friend fromher childhood, amanda.
Okay, I will admit I neverliked the dynamic between Amanda
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and Jen, but it didn't reallyaffect our relationship, since
Amanda lived across the country.
After finding out about thepregnancy, amanda decided to
move back home.
We live in Jen and Amanda'shometown.
Amanda has been back since lateMay and all hell has broken
loose.
Jen has always felt a littleself-conscious in our
relationship.
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I work construction and I dopersonal training.
She feels intimidated by smallgirls, but I have no idea why.
She is a sexy, curvy woman.
Amanda has done nothing butplay into Jen's insecurities and
anxieties.
Since being back, jen and I havenever been the tracking
location couple or lookingthrough phones couple.
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We always considered that a redflag in a relationship.
Amanda has convinced Jen thatshe needs to start doing both,
so she's been looking through myphone on a regular and finding
nothing.
I have communicated my hurt andfrustration and that I think
she needs to distance herselffrom Amanda.
She kept rebuttaling myconcerns.
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About two weeks ago, jen againasked to look through my phone.
I told her in no uncertainterms that this will be the last
time she looks through my phone.
If she again sees nothingsuspicious, she needs to agree
to go to counseling and distanceherself from Amanda.
She agreed, she looked throughmy phone and found nothing
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suspicious, but she soon renegedon her promise to do counseling
and distancing herself fromAmanda.
I decided to move out.
We are currently on amonth-to-month lease in an
apartment until our renovationsget done on the house that I
bought.
I'm staying with a friend untilthe house is ready and then I
will move in alone.
Jen has asked me to reconsiderand I refuse.
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She will likely need to move inwith her mother, which is not
ideal given the limited spacewhich I feel terrible about for
my child.
But am I the asshole?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I don't think so.
You don't think she's theasshole.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Like he's the asshole for like putting her out the
house though.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
No, I don't think he's the asshole for the
ultimatum.
Oh, okay, now that's the housepart.
A little much, because she iscarrying your child yeah, but
that's part of the ultimatum.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
The child's part, no, the ultimate.
He basically is saying that.
I mean he said in no uncertainterms that if she asked to look
through the phone again and shedidn't find anything, she would
agree to distance herself fromAmanda and also do counseling.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
As soon as she found nothing.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
She didn't do it, so he's like in his perspective I
paid for the house.
I bought a house for you, thebaby and myself, but nonetheless
it is still my house.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I still don't think he's an asshole.
Okay, because don't think he'san asshole.
Okay, because she Renigged Onthe terms.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
She agreed to the terms To get what she wanted.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
And then backed out Mm-hmm.
So this seems like a lack ofaccountability on her part.
Okay, and I'm hopefully a manthat has room for her and the
baby.
He sounds like he's going to bea great father.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I think it could also be one of those things where
Amanda is jealous and Amanda isjeopardizing Jen's situation and
Jen can't see it, becauseAmanda really wants Jen's
position.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh, come on now, because we all know, you know, I
like it when you get messy.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
We all know that that is a real thing Right.
And so now all of a sudden, youknow she's back in the mix.
She's back home putting allthese ideas in Jen's head, and
then Jen is pregnant.
That's true, so that's alsoplaying a major part with her
hormones.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
You know what Jen probably been telling Amanda,
how amazing he is.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
She probably has.
And it's like even when shetold her like oh my gosh, we're
pregnant because Jen livedacross the country, because I
thought the flying back wasweird, but she didn't fly back,
she moved back.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I thought that was weird.
Personally, I said that's weird.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Like I love you, we besties and all.
I'm going to come visit forlike a month, but I'm going back
home Because I couldn't figureout why she had to move back.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I was like to me that's weird.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Just because your best friend is pregnant, yeah,
okay.
So for me, like we don't knowall the details around it, but
you know, taking matters into myown hands, that's what I would
say.
But I think Jen probably onsome level, is jealous, most
definitely, or Amanda is jealousof Jenen.
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And, like oprah said, youcannot be friends with people
who even have an ounce ofjealousy or anything towards you
.
Not, she said, not even withyou.
Good damn bye.
Good damn bye, sir, damn bye.
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Why are my friends with you?
But, like she said, not it not,not even in one ounce and I
think, uh
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I think jen's got herself one of them friends,
unfortunately it's a lot ofthings I'm I'm confused why she
had to move back, because itseemed like that she moved back
and then just started shit, justbasically just started stirring
the pot she did, and, and thepoor girl is pregnant, so it's
not that hard to do, and that'swhat I'm saying, and then now
her hormones.
I'm saying, I'm thinking jen ispregnant, she not in her right
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mind because lord knows y'allwouldn't be and then, like y'all
going through pregnancy, y'allgoing through so, and then like
he said, y'all going throughpregnancy.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Y'all going through so much.
And he said he's a trainer.
So Amanda's probably like oh mygosh Girl, do you trust him
being around?
All those like thick skinnygirls?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Because Jenna's, like I'm already.
I was already a bigger girl,which I like them thick too.
He said she was curvy.
He said he meant that Bye andand he said she's sexy eight.
She said so, she like.
So Jenna's like I'm over heregetting bigger and he around all
these guinea bitches trainingall day, Cause he in it, yeah
See.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
That's what Amanda did.
She came in and she got a bigwooden spoon and that's the
thing about.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
That's the thing about insecurities.
It's like that's the.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
That's the thing about having sorry ass friends.
Um, okay, here we go, let's seewe can do like one more.
Okay, am I the asshole fortelling my daughter how much
older boyfriend isn't welcomedin our home?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Okay, I'm 48.
My husband is 46 and we have a20 year old daughter, whose name
is Ellie, who is currently onvacation from college.
About five months or so ago,ellie told us that she had had a
new boyfriend.
We'll call him Tom.
This came rather out of nowhereand out of the blue, as Ellie
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hadn't mentioned seeing anyoneor that she was dating, but both
my husband and I weresupportive and happy for her.
However, ellie was strangelysecretive about the whole
situation.
Usually she's an open book,especially with me, and would
always share details of herpersonal life.
On this occasion, she wouldn'tshow any pictures and we knew
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next to no information about Tomor other than that they met at
a party through mutual friends.
Ellie spent the past month ofher vacation in college in her
college town and the plan wasalways for her to come back this
weekend.
Ellie asked if she could bringtom with her for a few days on
the trip, as they were gettingpretty serious and she wanted us
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to meet him.
Although we mentioned that webarely knew anything about him,
ellie expressed that we would besurprised and that we would
love him, given he's clearly animportant part of our daughter's
life.
We agreed and said we lookedforward to spending the weekend
with them together.
Yesterday morning we went topick up Ellie and Tom from the
airport to drive them to ourplace and we were shocked.
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We knew instantly that Tom wasmuch older than Ellie and he
certainly wasn't a collegestudent.
I was just in a state ofsurprise, but I didn't want to
cause a scene and told myhusband to do the same.
We drove home, but it was afrosty journey, which Ellie
commented on.
When we arrived, my husbandpoint blank asked Tom how old he
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was.
Tom said he was 44.
Shit.
I was immediately disgusted.
He's only two years youngerthan my husband and old enough
to be Ellie's father.
My husband continued tointerrogate him, asking him how
they met, the whole background,etc.
Ellie explained that it was ata party and Tom was there
because he was well known aroundtown and they realized that
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they had a lot in common and hitit off from there.
I really didn't want to hearanymore and my husband told Tom
to leave.
Ellie shouted and said howunfair it was and we hadn't even
given Tom a chance and that hewould make her happy.
I'm sure he would.
Tom could sense the tension, soleft and Ellie followed right
behind him.
I texted Ellie to tell her thatwe'd love to see her and to
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come over to discuss thesituation.
She asked if Tom was welcomeand I said that he was not.
Therefore, after labeling me ajudgmental asshole, she told me
she wasn't coming and that theywould be staying at a local
hotel and catching up withfriends.
I feel terrible about the wholesituation and I don't want to
lose my daughter over this.
My husband isn't budging at alland says that he would have to
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be held back if he ever saw thatman again.
Am I the asshole for sayingthat he isn't welcome or did I
not do the right thing?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
You're not the asshole.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I think that's a genuine concern.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Here's why I'm saying you're not the asshole, you're
not the asshole.
Yeah, I think that's a genuineconcern.
Here's why I'm saying thatthat's all.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
You're not the asshole because you said at the
end, your husband is emulging,because that means that if tom
showed back up, he said he, yourhusband said you're gonna have
to hold me back.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
It's gonna be some problem swinging on him, so you
have to think you have to thinkabout your husband, because your
husband well you may be able towork up and come around to it
your your husband said I don'tgive a damn, absolutely not.
And I'm on your husband's side.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
He said, not us being two years apart.
Sir, she's 20 years old,absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Because at first I'm looking at myself like how do
you have daddy issues?
What did I do?
I'm still with your mama.
Why do you have daddy?
Why are you bringing this?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
old mama to my house.
I don't think that's how thatworks.
All the time, guys.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
This is weird.
It brings me back to that.
It really is a delicatesituation, though.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
It is because he's 24 years her senior, Like that's
wild.
I mean, she couldn't hear thehouse.
He was 24 years old when shewas born.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I thought he was pedophile 24 when she was born.
I'm sorry you can't say thatout loud.
Pdf file.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Okay, but that brings me.
That brings me to um.
There was a viral clip that wasgoing around a few months ago
and, you know, the guy was onthe street asking uh men like
you know what's the the agerange they date?
And he was a man in his 40s andhe said that he wouldn't date
anybody older than like 25 andthe reasons that he gave that he
wouldn't date a woman who waslike at that 25 mark he said his
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words were um, because he canshow her things and he wants to
be like.
He wants to be the person togive her her experiences, like
if she's never been on a trip.
He wants to be the one to takeher on that trip.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
He wants to be the one to buy her a first.
You know what that?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
sounds like to me Sounds like grooming.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yes, and it sounds like I have nothing to offer
women my age because they cansee through my bullshit Right.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
So I can dangle pretty things in front of a
young girl and she's going tothink the world of me.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
And I will call him.
And that's what it is.
You want to think the world ofme and I would call him a bitch
too.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
He wants her to look at him like you are my
everything, like my man, my man,my man.
But women in his age group aregoing to require more than you
taking me on a trip or buying mea handbag or like doing, doing
surface level shit.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
I always say that a woman that got her shit together
can require a lot more from thewoman that started out.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
But, but that's what they know.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I think it's I think it's.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I think it's the lack of life experience, and not to
say that 20 year olds are, justlike you know, dumb they're not
you know very smart right, and Ilike to think that I was a
pretty responsible, smart 20something year old too.
However, I also know, now,going into my 40s, looking back
on my 20s, you don't know whatyou don't know.
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And when you're dating someonewho has a little bit more life
experience and who actuallyknows some things.
You can seem like the dynamicbetween somebody who has a 24
year gap in between them iscrazy.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
That's a lot, but I can see the appeal in it.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
From her perspective dating a more older, mature,
experienced man, her experienceswith him is a lot different,
right.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
But then his experiences with her and when
Grandpa picks up his newbornfrom kindergarten up.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
But think about it right If you're a 20-something,
right.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I'm not going to think about it.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Well, I'm just saying from my perspective as, like a
girl being 20, dating someonewho is 44, if I'm, like,
physically attracted to him, Idon't see him as 44.
But the experiences that I havewith him, like even going on
dates, our dates are moreintellectual, our dates are more
thoughtful and intentful.
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And then I look at the boys orthe young men that are in my age
group and that just ain'thappening.
But my mental level is at thatcapacity that would be very
alluring for me, right, and ifhe's established, like he's
already established, he's gotsome life experience, and then
for him it's like everything isstill new for her.
She's still in college.
She don't know what it's liketo be still new for her.
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She's still in college.
She don't know what it's liketo be on her own yet.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Like.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I can mold her, I can shape her.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
First of all, I'm going to just say this If you
are a 40-year-old man walkinginto college parties, you're
fucking weird.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
No, he's well known in the town.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
That's because he's going to college parties.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
He's weird college parties he's weird, but we don't
know he might own the cateringcompany or something that's
weird no, that's weird, youdon't know why.
He's well known I, as a 30 Tommight be that dude.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
As a 39, I'm 39.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Uh huh, proudly, 39 you're not gonna go party with
your niece.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I don't wanna party with nobody who ain't at least
31.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I want to party with people who get tired and that's
kind of a stretch.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I want to party with people who get tired, people who
ain't got to work in themorning, who got shit to do
tomorrow.
Right, I'm not up to 2, 3 inthe morning, no more.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Nobody do I want to be.
I get tired at 7.30.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I'm ready to lay down at 7.30.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
At 7.30.
I'm now at 730.
And 730.
Tom Rader is 730.
Tom.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Ass is weird.
You think he's weird?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
But what if he's like one of those young 44-year-olds
?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
He's weird, he's weird.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
And then I love how she's like we're calling Tom.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Tom sounds like somebody who peaked in his 30s.
And he's still like, and he'sstill like and he's trying to
ride it while he can.
But what if?
Speaker 2 (42:28):
he's like one of those 44 year olds where he
don't feel 44 and it just sucksthat that's the age he is, but
really he's like 28 at heart,will you go out there and get
you another 44 year old thatdon't feel, 44, that's active.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Get somebody that's 38, at least 24 years is wild.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
He couldn't help who he fell for they hit it off.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
All right, I'm teasing you.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
How would you feel if Phoenix at 20?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
brought home a 44-year-old.
I'm shooting the nigga.
It's on sight.
We're not even talking, I'mswinging.
I'm swinging, but she's likedad, I love him and you're going
to love him when we're both injail, because I'm going to whoop
his ass.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
And then he's going to hit you with she's a grown
woman.
Oh then I got to get involved.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
See, see, now you got mad huh, because that just
rubbed me the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Because I feel like men like that would say some
shit like that.
They'd be like but she's anadult, she's a grown woman.
If you know, wrong woman, ifyou, that's right, that's right,
that's right, that's right thatmotherfucker, that, uh, that he
was from some country.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
He was like well, the legal age of consent here is 16
, so I can find a 16 year oldattractive and I said you can
get your ass kicked too, goahead I mean, if they change the
legal age to marry 14, what yougo?
I'm whooping, I'm shooting I'mshooting, I'm shooting, I'm
shooting, I'm shooting.
I ain't playing that shit.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Could you imagine I would be like Phoenix.
What in the world, in whatcapacity were you guys, even in
the same vicinity, for you toeven have a conversation where
you think you are in love withthis man If they think I don't
play about you, I don't playabout Phoenix.
Lord, protect my baby.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Protect me, Because I can't Because I'm look here I
may not look good in orange, butI will rock it.
Bye.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I may not look good in orange.
However, I can make it work.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Alright, guys, we're going to jump into a new segment
here.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Oh, we are, yeah a bit to a new segment here.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Oh, we are.
Yeah, what's the new segmentand I'm gonna point out each
week I'm gonna pick two commentsand I want to read them.
That were my favorite commentsthat I and I.
Honestly it's kind of hardbecause y'all be commenting, we
can't keep up with all thesecomments y'all, but y'all are
funny, hilarious and weabsolutely love it.
Now this goes back to thereaction video about how the son
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didn't want nothing to do withher.
Then he got sick.
Now he want her to help pay.
Oh, yeah.
And this young lady's commentwas stand on his words like a
podium.
And I said look here.
I have never heard a better wayto say her.
I've never read a better way tosay stand on business.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
And that was from a linear photography.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
She stands on his words like a podium.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
If my money wasn't good, and she yelled it, she
yelled it, she yelled it.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
If my money wasn't good, then my money ain't good
now.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
And the last one, this one, I laughing.
Okay, this is about, uh, thefort, the husband with the fort,
the fiance with the forts andthe shit with the door open oh
gosh.
She said I can't let Y'all NotTootie Booty.
Y'all be taking me, y'all betaking me out.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Nikki Lou 11, not Tootie Booty Let.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Tootie Booty go.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Let Tootie Booty go.
Oh my god, I should put that ona shirt.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Let Tootie Booty go.
And I don't know I'ma find thecomments, the one that said Keep
playing with me, i'ma leave atthat playground, I said because,
ma'am, you need to trademarkthat I said this is it this is
the one you guys are hilarious,we love y'all we appreciate all
the interactions.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
We appreciate all of our new family to the life.
After I do podcast.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I guess are they our booskies, booskies.
We appreciate all the newbooskies, our booskies, yeah,
our booskies.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Booskironies, booskies.
We appreciate all the newbooskies joining the fam.
Like always, you guys continueto follow us on Instagram,
facebook, youtube, tiktok.
Only pans.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Not after today.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Oh yeah, we don't want to.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Sorry, we're going to cut that one.
Don't do that one.
We don't want our brothers tofind this.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Shut up, shut up, always remember.
You can write into the podcastat lifeafteridopodcasts at
gmailcom.
You can remain anonymous if youlike, but yes, and every week
you get a new episode.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
I will say we do get all the messages.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Some of them.
We love y'all, we love y'all,we love y'all, we appreciate it,
all of it.
All of it.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
However.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Sometimes.
Y'all should probably throwsome of these in chat, gtp, and
just have them.
Correct the grammar, bye.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
It's cool.
Luckily we can read how you'retalking.
We get some of it.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
We get it All right.
Yes, now luckily we can.
We can read like, we can readlike how you're talking, so we
get something.
We get it all right, but yeah,till next time till next time
booskies.
it's molito and nisha g and we are on episode 100 so
thank you to all you guys whohave stuck by us through thick
and thin.
If you knew what it is or ifyou chewed it is, we appreciate
we appreciate all the love andthere's more, and there's more
to come, and episode 100 will beeveryone's favorite, that's
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good, it's an hour two centsepisode and we're going to drop
our hour two cents back to Back,going back to back like the
Lakers in 09-2010.
Okay, back to back.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Thank you everyone for your continued support and
let's see if we can get anotherhundred down.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's right, 100.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
100.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
100 it down 100.
100.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
100 bands hey everybody, welcome to another
episode of Life After I.
Do Podcast Sit back, relax andenjoy.
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To come kick it with us for thenext 45 minutes to one hour
with Moly Thuanisha.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Jean Maurice and.
Kynesha 45, 47.
I can't, you know him and hisantics.
Do, do, do, do, do, do doha 45,47.
I can't, you know him and hisantics.
45, 47.
I'm back.
I came here to check on Dwight,dwight, dwight, around your
mouth, stop it, I can't.
Hey, booskies, hey.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Booskies, how are you feeling?
I'm feeling good.
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I mean overall, overall, can't complain, but you
know, let me stop you.
Let me stop you now we're going, but overall we're doing good,
vibes only okay, I mean I'm good.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I feel like my vibes are we're doing good vibes
usually flying high so how areyou?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
how is your week?
Let's get into it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Uh, my week was good celebrating baby girl's eighth
birthday I have aneight-year-old.
We're not talking about her oh,I am, because I have an
eight-year-old and you can'tlive, I'm not sure like how,
yeah, like because it's crazy,because I just gave birth last
week.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
That's funny, because time says differently yeah, and
she's eight already.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
So I'm not sure like if it's a phenomenon or
something, or like how thatworks.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Hello to kujay.
What do you think?
Bye, something's a phenomenonor something, or like how that
works.
Let's ask.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
LL Cool J.
What do you think Bye?
Something like a phenomenon.
Yeah, so my baby is eight andEight and great.
She's eight and great and thatpersonality.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Great, not gray.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I didn't say gray.
And that personality isstarting to shine through and
her testing more boundaries.
She definitely testing andtrying to see like if she can
outsmart her parents she'sdefinitely and although it gives
me a little bit of a giggle anda tickle.
Uh, it's annoying as crap andI've been having to lay down a
(02:55):
little bit of law with her.
Give her a little bit of scaredstraight medicine um no, but
she's good.
But we celebrated her 8thbirthday over the weekend and
she was really, really happy andat her birthday she was like I
want to say thank you to myparents and everybody was like,
oh, my gosh, oh.
And I was like that's my baby.
And I was like you're welcome,not to her parents.
(03:17):
You know what she told me todaywhen I picked her up from
school.
What'd she say?
I picked her up from school andyou know, okay, so for her
birthday she got lots of giftcards and she got like three
Chick-fil-A gift cards, right,and she loves Chick-fil-A.
So I pick her up from school andshe goes, she goes, I'm hungry,
mom.
And I was like, okay, I waslike I can get you food when we
get home.
(03:37):
And she was like but I'mthinking I want to like go get
something to eat.
And I was like, oh, you go getsomething to eat.
And I was like, oh, you want togo get your like Chick-fil-A?
And she was like no, I'mthinking I want to go sit down
at a restaurant.
And I said, girl, you havepractice in like 40 minutes.
Not going to happen.
I was like but you can get yourChick-fil-A, you have money to
pay for your own Chick-fil-A.
And she was like OK, I think Iwant to get my Chick-fil-A.
So I was just giving getChick-fil-A now, before practice
(04:02):
, or would you like to get itafter practice?
She was like no, I want to getit now because I want to be full
when I go to practice.
I said, okay, that's fine,we're driving and I always keep
my rearview mirror a littletilted down so I can see her.
She goes, mom.
I was like, yeah, she was likeyou're such a great parent to me
, aw.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
cry.
I was like Did you cry?
No, you cried.
She was like you're such agreat parent to me.
You cried and she was like I'lllove you forever.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
And I was like you get such sweet things?
I get that you have to dowhatever your wife says.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You have to take care of your wife.
What did she say last night,when I was like you were
annoying me and she was tellingyou you had to give me my space
and be respectful.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Sometimes you have to get your wife for her own space
.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You need to be respectful.
I said look here.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
She said respect your wife.
I said look here, dad, shewants space.
If this one thing that we'regonna do is gonna is ride for
her mama, that's one thing shegoes, she gonna ride for her mom
.
She stands up for you too, don'tget it twisted she does well,
my dad, he whatever, he madeblack he's mad black, he made by
the mail.
He's mad my week was cool, justexhausted I didn't ask you.
(05:13):
I know I'm just gonna cut youout.
It was.
It was exhausting because babygirl getting ready for baby
girl's party and her birthdaytrying to make sure she had
everything she wanted.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Everything she wanted .
Speaker 1 (05:23):
And I will say that the smile and the look on her
face, priceless it was.
I was like.
That's why I think I told you Isaid you did good, mom, like
you did good Like my baby was onSaturday y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
My baby was happy.
And what did she tell me?
Because I didn't get theballoon arch right.
And I remember I told her I waslike I'm sorry, I didn't get
your balloon Arch.
I was like I kind of like ranout of time.
Mommy was falling behind andshe literally looks at me and
she was like it's okay, mom, Ijust want the pool of my friends
.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And I was like well, I wish you would've told me that
, because I would've took someof that food back.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Bye, goodbye.
I was talking to Tiffany, hercousin's mom, and she was like
she said, venice always tellsher Cherry, y'all do too much.
She was like y'all be doing toomuch for my birthday, I just be
wanting my friends a little bitof food.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Y'all be doing too much.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
We just be trying to get these kids something great.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
We just, yeah, we do Like.
I was like obsessed with herdecor.
I was like I just want to makesure, like her theme comes
across, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
This girl.
She's now officially had threewater birthdays.
And I think every waterbirthday is her favorite
birthday.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
But it's still well.
She finally said, like outsideof her fourth birthday.
This is like this was it?
Yeah, this was.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Because she had the pool.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
This was the top tender, right here.
You know but her fourthbirthday is still a memorable
one, so it was a long, a longweekend, stressful week yeah,
personal life is life.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But you know, my baby was happy, so we are.
I don't know about my wife, butI am still recovering.
I am still.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I mean we're still recovering but like Exhausted.
I still had to, I still had tolike.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, keep moving, you know, yeah, I shut that shit
down.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
He was struggling today at the gym.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I said I'm here.
I'm here, but don't expect it.
He's like I'm tired.
How are you not tired from the?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
weekend, but it doesn't change the fact that we
still got stuff to do, like Imean, I was like I'm in here,
don't expect much, I'll be happy.
I showed up and we showed uplate the hard part is that, oh
gosh, my goodness, the kidclosed her whole finger in the
front door.
Do you even know how she did it?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
she was in a rush to her and come back and talk to
her granny because you know shefelt like she gotta talk to
everybody, but she legit.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh, maybe when she closed it she was holding on to
it because I couldn't like,because normally you just push
the door closed the baby closedher whole finger, separated the
skin from the, the fingernailblood going everywhere.
I was like girlfriend, so weended up being a little late to
school today, but I picked herup from school I checked on her.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I was like how.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I was like how's your finger and she's like my finger
.
She was like it's good, she'slike it's just sore when I pinch
it, and I was like, okay, wellthen don't pinch it and she came
home, she did a couple of flipsand she was like mom I didn't
even feel it because I was likedamn, do you put that nerve
endings in there this morning?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
she was like you're going to be fine.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
But I tell you, don't do her like that when she's
having an experience.
You can't do that to her.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Look here, you won't give me a son, so I have to give
her the best of both worlds,that's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Don't do that, that's stupid.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Don't do that.
You're like Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's stupid.
Don't do that.
You're like.
I can't do it Like becauseshe's being she's not being
dramatic.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Her finger feels like it's falling off sir, oh, my
God, okay, come on, ma'am comeon.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Goodness gracious, what we got.
Oh, we got.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Well, anyway, Guys, in honor of episode 100, we are
giving you a.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
An extra dose of our juices.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's like back in.
It's like if all y'all outthere are old enough to go to
Rite Aid, it's like you're gonnadouble scoop.
Remember, at Rite Aid you hadto single the double and the
triple, the thrifty ice cream,yeah, thrifty ice cream.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Those were good times actually Busting.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Those were really good times when you, you, ice
cream on a hot summer day.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
And then don't mess around here and get a triple
scoop, right.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
In a cup.
I ain't feeling with that cone.
I ain't feeling with that cone.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I'm gonna yeah, I want all my ice cream.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I want all my ice cream.
You can put that in a cup Pim,Put the cone on top.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, but nah, I'm gonna eat all my ice cream dibs,
but there's going to be another.
Aren't you serious Incelebration of our 100th episode
?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Can you believe it's been 100 episodes?
I cannot believe I havetolerated you for 100 times.
I have not.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Wow, you tolerated me for 100 times.
That's crazy work.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
What happens, people, is that we record and then she
makes me mad and then she putsit on me and I forget.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's what happens all the time.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
That is not.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
OK, well, we're going to go ahead and we're going to
go ahead and get this started,because I have a kid to tend to.
So there's that.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm trying to make another.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Let's, let's kind of hop right into it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
OK, here we go.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Am I the asshole for telling my wife she can't have
it both ways?
We've been married for nineyears.
We're in our thirties and havetwo kids.
For the most part I think ourrelationship is great.
We don't really struggle withjealousy or insecurity or like
usually anything.
Until recently.
I know this makes me soundhorrible, but I never really got
along with one of her friendgroups.
These are some of her workfriends she started hanging out
(10:45):
with about a year ago.
Nothing really against them,just don't really think it was
my crowd.
It's two married guys and twowomen who are divorced, one
recently.
So, and the few times I've comealong with the wife to hang out
with them, it was mostly worktalk and I didn't find that
particularly interesting.
So usually I just stay home,care for the kids to save money
(11:07):
on the sitter and let my wife go.
But I was clear with my wifethat I just didn't really enjoy
that particular group and whileI encourage her to go out and
socialize, I just didn't want tocome.
She was fine at first but thenthe group started pressuring her
into bringing me, as the guysstarted bringing their wives
around and one of the gals founda partner so she was starting
(11:31):
to feel awkward coming alongwithout me.
We argued for a bit but after afew times she said it was
important to her that I comealong, so I agreed.
She said it was important toher that I come along, so I
agreed.
Well, to my surprise, it turnedout I get along really well
with one of the guy's wives.
We just hit it off immediatelybecause we're a very similar
(11:54):
type of geek.
So we just talk about TV ormovies or anime while the others
did their thing.
I thought I cracked the codebecause now, whenever spouses
were invited to the hangouts, Icould show up and have a good
time and I thought it'd make mywife happy.
It did not.
Instead of her being happy thatI'm coming, she's now acting
jealous and saying that it'sweird how close I'm getting to
(12:15):
the woman.
I told her that it's not weird.
She's just the one person I getalong with well in the group
outside of her.
Not weird, she's just the oneperson I get along with well in
the group outside of her.
My wife asked if I would makemore of an effort to not just
interact with her and I said no.
I again said that the choicewas hers.
She could invite me to thehangout or not invite me, and I
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would respect it.
Moreover, I'm not actuallyclose to the woman.
I don't have her number, wearen't connected on social media
.
I genuinely have no contactwith her outside of the group.
But if my wife is going toinsist that I come to these
things, I'm not going to go toforce myself into having the
worst time ever.
My wife said that I'm anasshole for not putting her
(12:58):
needs and wants first, but Itold her that's selfish to claim
, because she's basicallytelling me to put myself last
regularly so she can both get tobring me to these hangouts but
also discourage me from enjoyingmyself when I come.
It seems controlling and petty.
So I just said she can decideif she wants me there or not,
(13:20):
but she does not get to dictatehow I behave.
So am I the asshole?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Not at all.
I don't think so, not at all.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
And I think it's crazy work that you said he was
being selfish, because the wholereason that he's there is for
you and he's giving you thechoice he's getting like do you
want me to come or not?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Now look here.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I'm on his side, I'm on his side too.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna lie, because we've
been in situations, even likewith your family, like where
it's like I used to tell all thetime like it's not that I don't
like going around your family,it's not that I don't, I don't
have like much in common yeah,like somebody that you vibe with
right so like when, the, when,the, when the few are there that
I vibe with.
I'm there and I'm interactingwith them and I'm cool with that
Because I vibe with them Right.
So I get that.
(14:04):
And she only has a problem withhim vibing with the one
individual because it's a woman.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Because it's a woman, yeah.
If it was a dude he was diggingout, she wouldn't care.
She wouldn't care If it was theinteresting.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
You guys have similar interests.
Yes, now look here.
So that's where the insecuritykind of comes in what's her name
on the that we, uh, we'retalking today.
Who the the one that on benchpress?
Jen the one with the curly hair, jen.
Um, so, like jen, today I waslike jen.
I'm loving the shirt.
Yeah, it was a naruto shirt.
Yeah, that's it, yeah I don'ttake offense to that.
(14:40):
I know you don't, but I'm sayinglike it's like when you find
someone that's like in yourniche as far as like your
hobbies and your interests,right, you're going to be
excited.
Because now you're, becauseyou're talking about something
you're passionate about what?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
somebody else is passionate and then I can also
enjoy my time here, becausewithout this interaction I don't
want to be here anyway.
It's like.
So now I can have aninteraction and interact with
them.
Even if you're not amongst thegroup, you're still amongst the
group.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Look here, my wife knows I'm an Eagles fan.
I don't come here and talkabout day-to-day team activity.
My wife, I'm like babe.
If I said babe, they cutsomeone.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So you're like, okay, what was his?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
position.
So now, like you, wanted me tohang out with your people, right
, I found my person inside yourgroup, inside the group, and
that's the other problem.
It was my person, Right.
So look, sir, you're not anasshole?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, you're not the asshole at all, I agree.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Look here and look here, and I think he's going
above and beyond to protect herfeelings because, like he said,
I have no contact with thisperson outside of the group
setting.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
But I think from her perspective she just don't like
the idea of watching him laugh,cackle and giggle and have
similar interests with anotherwoman.
They say you can't have cakeand eat it too, kate and Edith
too.
No, you cannot.
You cannot have cake and Edith,but ain't that what you're
supposed to do.
Bye, bye, that's what Trey said.
All right, am I the asshole forcalling out my cousin when she
(16:05):
tried to blame her body odor onme?
I'm an 18-year-old female fromOntario, canada, and my cousin
is a 19-year-old female andshe's from Florida, the USA.
I'm staying with her family inFlorida.
We were out at midday at anoutdoor restaurant and my
cousin's boyfriend who's 20, wasto meet us.
My cousin had a sweaty body odorbut she had an active day.
(16:28):
My boyfriend, my boyfriendkissed me.
Let's see.
Oh yes, the boyfriend kissed mycousin and she introduced us at
the table.
He made a face when I waslooking away.
My cousin tried to whisper inhis ear that the smell he was
smelling was from her.
She said her name, the cousin'sname.
(16:48):
I said the smell is not for me.
The boyfriend got his noseclose to my cousin's upper body
and smelled her.
He kissed her on the foreheadand told her it's humanizing
when such a beautiful woman getsall smelly.
She laughed awkwardly on theride home.
She told me that Iunnecessarily embarrassed her.
(17:10):
She said I broke girl code.
Am I the asshole?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
No, you're not going to blame your BO on me.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
But I think you're asking.
But I love how he tried tostill make her feel comfortable
by making it like a joke, Likeyeah, babe, it is you Look here,
look here, but it's veryhumanizing for such a beautiful
woman to have a body odor.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
As a man who has been with a woman for two and a half
decades, I can honestly saythat I have.
It's very, very rare that Ismell my wife stink.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Even when I'm sweaty in the gym, you don't stink.
Did I smell my wife stink?
Even when I'm sweaty in the gym, you don't stink.
Yeah, I don't, but I also wearperfume to the gym, so there's
that too.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
But on the couple of times I've had, I've never been
offended by it.
I get it.
We're all humans.
The Lord knows, I know I bestinking Jesus.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
We ain't even going to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay, calm down.
You got a little too excited.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Calm down Because I know like when I'm out
especially if I'm doing likeyard work or anything in the
garage.
When you're doing somethinglike really, laborious, I know.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
When I come in, like making me hug, I know I don't
smell the best, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I mean, I don't think anybody would if you've been
outside working all day, that'scrazy.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I don't understand why she had to say she's
Canadian I don't know if's yourasshole at all um, and I don't
think he embarrassed her and Ifuck girl code.
I don't, I don't.
I don't understand what's theso girl code was.
She was just supposed to acceptto be the single and make her
look, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
She was just basically supposed to take one
for the team, like listen if youand I know that I'm the
smelling one, but I want to tellhim that, like you're he can
smell you.
I was just gonna say that he'ssitting next to you.
He, he kissed you.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm pretty sure he smelled you my thing is if that
was a concern, why are youdidn't freshen up before you got
together, that's, she took youa whole bath.
I don't know if the hoes onfigueroa could take whole baths
at 7-eleven.
You can too.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I can't okay, here's one.
This this one was screenshottedin by a follower, ok, so she
may have seen it somewhere else,I'm not sure, but this is what
she sent in.
I need help.
I've got a faceless OnlyFans.
Nobody knows it's me.
Yesterday I asked my brother toborrow his phone because mine
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was dead.
He gave me his passcode.
I made a quick call to mybaby's daddy.
Then I saw an email pop uplabeled subscription renewed,
with my OnlyFans username.
My heart dropped.
I went into his safari, pulledup the site and it was me.
My own brother is subscribed,not just subscribed.
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He's one of my biggest tippers.
I feel absolutely sick.
I can't stop thinking about it.
He doesn't know it's me, butnow I do.
I don't know what to do.
Do I block him and keep myanonymity, or let him keep
tipping because he's justanother quote-unquote fan?
I've been sitting here in shock, feeling violated, disgusted
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and confused all at once.
This is next level twisted.
Do I tell my baby daddy like,please?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I need some advice okay, I will start by saying
that I don't think this is real.
Okay, I don't think this isreal but I want to answer as if
I, if, as if, as if it.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Okay, I think, first it's hilarious.
I think first it's hilarious.
It's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
And I thought about this.
I said would I?
Now I don't have OnlyFansaccount so I don't see but would
I be able to recognize one ofmy sisters?
And I don't think I would,because I have not seen my
sisters naked.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Nor do you want to see them naked, nor do I want to
.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I have not seen my sisters naked, nor do you want
to see them naked, Nor do I wantto.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
But if we're just you know, if you did look at
OnlyFans and you were subscribedand there was a particular
woman you were subscribed to,Well, I would know because my
sister got tattoos.
And came to find out that itwas your sister.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I'd be disgusted.
How would you feel I'd bedisgusted?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
okay, but this is wild though but but would you
want your sister to tell you, orwould you tell your sister you
could have kept that shit toyourself?
I would say tell me okay,because you don't want to keep
subscribing, renewing anddipping right, I mean but you're
taking care of your sister'shousehold, so you're like
helping her through high school,but then you also gotta know
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that you got right whole year'sright.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I think this is funny , right and okay.
If this is real, the part aboutI'm gonna shout out to my baby
daddy, what is he gonna do?
He don't your brother, he don'tknow.
Like you cannot put somebody atblame.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
No, I don't think she was trying to blame, I think
she's just.
I think she's just like thatconversation's gonna be awkward
she's just taken back like, ohmy gosh, you know.
And then if you do have theconversation, how do you have a
conversation with your brotherabout that like, do you sit him
down and be like, hey, bro, areyou like on OnlyFans?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
like that.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I would say just block him, or that's what I was
gonna say just block him.
I would just block him so thatway you can.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He got them screenshots anyway, so just know
that.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I mean, she didn't specify what she does on
OnlyFans.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
She's faceless, to my knowledge like.
Onlyfans isn't just like shebusting it open 2D stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
She busting it wide open that's probably why she
felt disgusted her brother wasseeing all her stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh wow, it's crazy work it's probably like Arby's
down there too, because she'sgot a baby.
Daddy, she got a kid.
She didn't put the kid out.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Why, Maurice?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
We have the meat.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Arby's, we have the meat.
I can't.
You're terrible, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I don't think that's real, though.
Okay, you think's why?
I don't think that's realthough, okay, you think it's
real.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
You think that's real .
I mean, you never know.
I think it's very far-fetched,but I don't, I don't know.
Okay, all right, um, am Ioverreacting?
My wife has been sneaking outof bed at night and I finally
followed her.
Now I can't look at her thesame, okay, would I be an
asshole for confronting her?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I'm a 33-year-old male.
I've been married to my wife,who's 31, for five years.
Things have always been good.
We laugh a lot, our intimacyhas been solid and never had a
reason to not trust her.
But for the past month she'sbeen waking up around 2 to 3 am
and slipping out of bed.
At first I thought maybe shewas having trouble sleeping, but
she's always tiptoeing andcloses the door quietly like she
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doesn't want me to notice.
Last night my gut wouldn't letme ignore it anymore, so I
pretended to be asleep and Ifollowed her.
She went into the living roomwith her phone, sat on the couch
and just in her robe, andstarted whispering into her
AirPods.
I couldn't hear anything, but Idefinitely caught her laughing
softly and at one point she saidI can't talk long, he's asleep
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in the other room.
My first thought was maybe shewas talking to her parents
because they live overseas, sothe time difference would make
sense.
But she hasn't mentionedcalling them lately and honestly
, we rarely talk about themunless I bring it up.
The entire thing just seemedand felt off.
I froze.
I wanted to walk in andconfront her, but instead I just
stood there.
She eventually came back to bed,crawled up next to me like
nothing happened this morning.
I asked casually if everythingwas okay and she just smiled and
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said yeah, all is good.
Now I feel sick.
I love her more than anything,but I can't shake what I heard.
Am I wrong for wanting todemand her phone?
Or would I be overreacting?
And I'm reading into.
Who is she talking to?
We got to you don't know whoshe's talking to, so instead of
going straight to having to gothrough her phone.
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I would just ask her point blankfirst.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I would just ask her straight up yeah, straight up
and then, if that still doesn't,satisfy you, and I want to know
why you can't talk to her.
Because that right there issuspicious.
Suspicious Because if youweren't someone, you uh, it was
okay to talk to you when youcould talk to her for as long as
you want, but you creep out ofbed in the middle of the night
doing whole activities, shedoing whole activities whole
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activities.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Why does it have to be?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
because hold all your friends and hold all your
enemies what if she's planninglike a big surprise?
Yeah, that's what?
Okay, shoot her bell, here wego maybe she's planning like
you're gonna go her gonna uhthat girl call we talked about
earlier.
Go ahead and shoot her bail.
Go ahead and shoot her bail.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Maybe she's planning a really big party.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Oh, that's why she had to fondle her robe a little
bit.
She didn't fondle her robe.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
She put her robe on to exit the bedroom she didn't
want to be around the house justin her nightie.
It's probably cold.
There's no telling where theylive.
I mean, you have to think aboutthis in a 360.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, she 360 fucking .
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Bye, okay, but in any case, I me personally I would
simply ask her hey, I overheardyou on the phone last night.
Who were you talking to?
Okay, just like that, okay,okay.
And then after that I would askher well, I've noticed that you
step out of the bedroom or saythat first, I noticed that you
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like step out of the bedroom acouple of nights a week.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Like who are you talking to on the phone?
You want to ward it nicely.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, you know, because you don't want to, you
don't want to come off likeaccusing right off the top
because you don't know what itcould be.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Fuck that no-transcript.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
And then, if she don't want you to look at the
phone, you're not helping mynerves.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Ding dong.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
You're not helping my nerves, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Ding dong, because now you don't want to give up
the phone.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
and if you, don't want to give up the phone.
But what if she says you haveto respect my privacy?
Okay, that's I.
I I hear what you're saying,but I'm coming to you with an
issue and it's like we're gonnahave to come to it.
I'm not asking to have full,like look through everything, I
just want to check out whatyou're telling me, that's all is
that so?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I mean, that's what I would do, that's what you would
do, that's what I would do,okay but you know I'm me.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
so yeah, whore, bye your mama.
Wow, let's see.
Let's do a couple of more.
Okay, am I the asshole forgiving my pregnant girlfriend an
ultimatum?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
My girlfriend Jen and I have been together for four
years.
Back in April, two great thingshappened.
We found out Jen is pregnantand I closed on a house for us
to move into.
We found out Jen is pregnant andI closed on a house for us to
move into Our family and friendsknow about the pregnancy,
including Jen's best friend fromher childhood, amanda.
Okay, I will admit I neverliked the dynamic between Amanda
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and Jen, but it didn't reallyaffect our relationship, since
Amanda lived across the country.
After finding out about thepregnancy, amanda decided to
move back home.
We live in Jen and Amanda'shometown.
Amanda has been back since lateMay and all hell has broken
loose.
Jen has always felt a littleself-conscious in our
relationship.
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I work construction and I dopersonal training.
She feels intimidated by smallgirls, but I have no idea why.
She is a sexy, curvy woman.
Amanda has done nothing butplay into Jen's insecurities and
anxieties.
Since being back, jen and I havenever been the tracking
location couple or lookingthrough phones couple.
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We always considered that a redflag in a relationship.
Amanda has convinced Jen thatshe needs to start doing both,
so she's been looking through myphone on a regular and finding
nothing.
I have communicated my hurt andfrustration and that I think
she needs to distance herselffrom Amanda.
She kept rebuttaling myconcerns.
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About two weeks ago, jen againasked to look through my phone.
I told her in no uncertainterms that this will be the last
time she looks through my phone.
If she again sees nothingsuspicious, she needs to agree
to go to counseling and distanceherself from Amanda.
She agreed, she looked throughmy phone and found nothing
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suspicious, but she soon renegedon her promise to do counseling
and distancing herself fromAmanda.
I decided to move out.
We are currently on amonth-to-month lease in an
apartment until our renovationsget done on the house that I
bought.
I'm staying with a friend untilthe house is ready and then I
will move in alone.
Jen has asked me to reconsiderand I refuse.
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She will likely need to move inwith her mother, which is not
ideal given the limited spacewhich I feel terrible about for
my child.
But am I the asshole?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I don't think so.
You don't think she's theasshole.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Like he's the asshole for like putting her out the
house though.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
No, I don't think he's the asshole for the
ultimatum.
Oh, okay, now that's the housepart.
A little much, because she iscarrying your child yeah, but
that's part of the ultimatum.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
The child's part, no, the ultimate.
He basically is saying that.
I mean he said in no uncertainterms that if she asked to look
through the phone again and shedidn't find anything, she would
agree to distance herself fromAmanda and also do counseling.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
As soon as she found nothing.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
She didn't do it, so he's like in his perspective I
paid for the house.
I bought a house for you, thebaby and myself, but nonetheless
it is still my house.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I still don't think he's an asshole.
Okay, because don't think he'san asshole.
Okay, because she Renigged Onthe terms.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
She agreed to the terms To get what she wanted.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
And then backed out Mm-hmm.
So this seems like a lack ofaccountability on her part.
Okay, and I'm hopefully a manthat has room for her and the
baby.
He sounds like he's going to bea great father.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I think it could also be one of those things where
Amanda is jealous and Amanda isjeopardizing Jen's situation and
Jen can't see it, becauseAmanda really wants Jen's
position.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh, come on now, because we all know, you know, I
like it when you get messy.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
We all know that that is a real thing Right.
And so now all of a sudden, youknow she's back in the mix.
She's back home putting allthese ideas in Jen's head, and
then Jen is pregnant.
That's true, so that's alsoplaying a major part with her
hormones.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
You know what Jen probably been telling Amanda,
how amazing he is.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
She probably has.
And it's like even when shetold her like oh my gosh, we're
pregnant because Jen livedacross the country, because I
thought the flying back wasweird, but she didn't fly back,
she moved back.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I thought that was weird.
Personally, I said that's weird.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Like I love you, we besties and all.
I'm going to come visit forlike a month, but I'm going back
home Because I couldn't figureout why she had to move back.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I was like to me that's weird.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Just because your best friend is pregnant, yeah,
okay.
So for me, like we don't knowall the details around it, but
you know, taking matters into myown hands, that's what I would
say.
But I think Jen probably onsome level, is jealous, most
definitely, or Amanda is jealousof Jenen.
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And, like oprah said, youcannot be friends with people
who even have an ounce ofjealousy or anything towards you
.
Not, she said, not even withyou.
Good damn bye.
Good damn bye, sir, damn bye.
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Why are my friends with you?
But, like she said, not it not,not even in one ounce and I
think, uh
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I think jen's got herself one of them friends,
unfortunately it's a lot ofthings I'm I'm confused why she
had to move back, because itseemed like that she moved back
and then just started shit, justbasically just started stirring
the pot she did, and, and thepoor girl is pregnant, so it's
not that hard to do, and that'swhat I'm saying, and then now
her hormones.
I'm saying, I'm thinking jen ispregnant, she not in her right
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mind because lord knows y'allwouldn't be and then, like y'all
going through pregnancy, y'allgoing through so, and then like
he said, y'all going throughpregnancy.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Y'all going through so much.
And he said he's a trainer.
So Amanda's probably like oh mygosh Girl, do you trust him
being around?
All those like thick skinnygirls?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Because Jenna's, like I'm already.
I was already a bigger girl,which I like them thick too.
He said she was curvy.
He said he meant that Bye andand he said she's sexy eight.
She said so, she like.
So Jenna's like I'm over heregetting bigger and he around all
these guinea bitches trainingall day, Cause he in it, yeah
See.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
That's what Amanda did.
She came in and she got a bigwooden spoon and that's the
thing about.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
That's the thing about insecurities.
It's like that's the.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
That's the thing about having sorry ass friends.
Um, okay, here we go, let's seewe can do like one more.
Okay, am I the asshole fortelling my daughter how much
older boyfriend isn't welcomedin our home?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Okay, I'm 48.
My husband is 46 and we have a20 year old daughter, whose name
is Ellie, who is currently onvacation from college.
About five months or so ago,ellie told us that she had had a
new boyfriend.
We'll call him Tom.
This came rather out of nowhereand out of the blue, as Ellie
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hadn't mentioned seeing anyoneor that she was dating, but both
my husband and I weresupportive and happy for her.
However, ellie was strangelysecretive about the whole
situation.
Usually she's an open book,especially with me, and would
always share details of herpersonal life.
On this occasion, she wouldn'tshow any pictures and we knew
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next to no information about Tomor other than that they met at
a party through mutual friends.
Ellie spent the past month ofher vacation in college in her
college town and the plan wasalways for her to come back this
weekend.
Ellie asked if she could bringtom with her for a few days on
the trip, as they were gettingpretty serious and she wanted us
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to meet him.
Although we mentioned that webarely knew anything about him,
ellie expressed that we would besurprised and that we would
love him, given he's clearly animportant part of our daughter's
life.
We agreed and said we lookedforward to spending the weekend
with them together.
Yesterday morning we went topick up Ellie and Tom from the
airport to drive them to ourplace and we were shocked.
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We knew instantly that Tom wasmuch older than Ellie and he
certainly wasn't a collegestudent.
I was just in a state ofsurprise, but I didn't want to
cause a scene and told myhusband to do the same.
We drove home, but it was afrosty journey, which Ellie
commented on.
When we arrived, my husbandpoint blank asked Tom how old he
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was.
Tom said he was 44.
Shit.
I was immediately disgusted.
He's only two years youngerthan my husband and old enough
to be Ellie's father.
My husband continued tointerrogate him, asking him how
they met, the whole background,etc.
Ellie explained that it was ata party and Tom was there
because he was well known aroundtown and they realized that
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they had a lot in common and hitit off from there.
I really didn't want to hearanymore and my husband told Tom
to leave.
Ellie shouted and said howunfair it was and we hadn't even
given Tom a chance and that hewould make her happy.
I'm sure he would.
Tom could sense the tension, soleft and Ellie followed right
behind him.
I texted Ellie to tell her thatwe'd love to see her and to
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come over to discuss thesituation.
She asked if Tom was welcomeand I said that he was not.
Therefore, after labeling me ajudgmental asshole, she told me
she wasn't coming and that theywould be staying at a local
hotel and catching up withfriends.
I feel terrible about the wholesituation and I don't want to
lose my daughter over this.
My husband isn't budging at alland says that he would have to
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be held back if he ever saw thatman again.
Am I the asshole for sayingthat he isn't welcome or did I
not do the right thing?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
You're not the asshole.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I think that's a genuine concern.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Here's why I'm saying you're not the asshole, you're
not the asshole.
Yeah, I think that's a genuineconcern.
Here's why I'm saying thatthat's all.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
You're not the asshole because you said at the
end, your husband is emulging,because that means that if tom
showed back up, he said he, yourhusband said you're gonna have
to hold me back.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
It's gonna be some problem swinging on him, so you
have to think you have to thinkabout your husband, because your
husband well you may be able towork up and come around to it
your your husband said I don'tgive a damn, absolutely not.
And I'm on your husband's side.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
He said, not us being two years apart.
Sir, she's 20 years old,absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Because at first I'm looking at myself like how do
you have daddy issues?
What did I do?
I'm still with your mama.
Why do you have daddy?
Why are you bringing this?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
old mama to my house.
I don't think that's how thatworks.
All the time, guys.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
This is weird.
It brings me back to that.
It really is a delicatesituation, though.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
It is because he's 24 years her senior, Like that's
wild.
I mean, she couldn't hear thehouse.
He was 24 years old when shewas born.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I thought he was pedophile 24 when she was born.
I'm sorry you can't say thatout loud.
Pdf file.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Okay, but that brings me.
That brings me to um.
There was a viral clip that wasgoing around a few months ago
and, you know, the guy was onthe street asking uh men like
you know what's the the agerange they date?
And he was a man in his 40s andhe said that he wouldn't date
anybody older than like 25 andthe reasons that he gave that he
wouldn't date a woman who waslike at that 25 mark he said his
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words were um, because he canshow her things and he wants to
be like.
He wants to be the person togive her her experiences, like
if she's never been on a trip.
He wants to be the one to takeher on that trip.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
He wants to be the one to buy her a first.
You know what that?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
sounds like to me Sounds like grooming.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yes, and it sounds like I have nothing to offer
women my age because they cansee through my bullshit Right.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
So I can dangle pretty things in front of a
young girl and she's going tothink the world of me.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
And I will call him.
And that's what it is.
You want to think the world ofme and I would call him a bitch
too.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
He wants her to look at him like you are my
everything, like my man, my man,my man.
But women in his age group aregoing to require more than you
taking me on a trip or buying mea handbag or like doing, doing
surface level shit.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
I always say that a woman that got her shit together
can require a lot more from thewoman that started out.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
But, but that's what they know.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I think it's I think it's.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I think it's the lack of life experience, and not to
say that 20 year olds are, justlike you know, dumb they're not
you know very smart right, and Ilike to think that I was a
pretty responsible, smart 20something year old too.
However, I also know, now,going into my 40s, looking back
on my 20s, you don't know whatyou don't know.
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And when you're dating someonewho has a little bit more life
experience and who actuallyknows some things.
You can seem like the dynamicbetween somebody who has a 24
year gap in between them iscrazy.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
That's a lot, but I can see the appeal in it.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
From her perspective dating a more older, mature,
experienced man, her experienceswith him is a lot different,
right.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
But then his experiences with her and when
Grandpa picks up his newbornfrom kindergarten up.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
But think about it right If you're a 20-something,
right.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I'm not going to think about it.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Well, I'm just saying from my perspective as, like a
girl being 20, dating someonewho is 44, if I'm, like,
physically attracted to him, Idon't see him as 44.
But the experiences that I havewith him, like even going on
dates, our dates are moreintellectual, our dates are more
thoughtful and intentful.
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And then I look at the boys orthe young men that are in my age
group and that just ain'thappening.
But my mental level is at thatcapacity that would be very
alluring for me, right, and ifhe's established, like he's
already established, he's gotsome life experience, and then
for him it's like everything isstill new for her.
She's still in college.
She don't know what it's liketo be still new for her.
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She's still in college.
She don't know what it's liketo be on her own yet.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Like.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I can mold her, I can shape her.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
First of all, I'm going to just say this If you
are a 40-year-old man walkinginto college parties, you're
fucking weird.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
No, he's well known in the town.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
That's because he's going to college parties.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
He's weird college parties he's weird, but we don't
know he might own the cateringcompany or something that's
weird no, that's weird, youdon't know why.
He's well known I, as a 30 Tommight be that dude.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
As a 39, I'm 39.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Uh huh, proudly, 39 you're not gonna go party with
your niece.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I don't wanna party with nobody who ain't at least
31.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I want to party with people who get tired and that's
kind of a stretch.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I want to party with people who get tired, people who
ain't got to work in themorning, who got shit to do
tomorrow.
Right, I'm not up to 2, 3 inthe morning, no more.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Nobody do I want to be.
I get tired at 7.30.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I'm ready to lay down at 7.30.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
At 7.30.
I'm now at 730.
And 730.
Tom Rader is 730.
Tom.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Ass is weird.
You think he's weird?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
But what if he's like one of those young 44-year-olds
?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
He's weird, he's weird.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
And then I love how she's like we're calling Tom.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Tom sounds like somebody who peaked in his 30s.
And he's still like, and he'sstill like and he's trying to
ride it while he can.
But what if?
Speaker 2 (42:28):
he's like one of those 44 year olds where he
don't feel 44 and it just sucksthat that's the age he is, but
really he's like 28 at heart,will you go out there and get
you another 44 year old thatdon't feel, 44, that's active.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Get somebody that's 38, at least 24 years is wild.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
He couldn't help who he fell for they hit it off.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
All right, I'm teasing you.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
How would you feel if Phoenix at 20?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
brought home a 44-year-old.
I'm shooting the nigga.
It's on sight.
We're not even talking, I'mswinging.
I'm swinging, but she's likedad, I love him and you're going
to love him when we're both injail, because I'm going to whoop
his ass.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
And then he's going to hit you with she's a grown
woman.
Oh then I got to get involved.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
See, see, now you got mad huh, because that just
rubbed me the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Because I feel like men like that would say some
shit like that.
They'd be like but she's anadult, she's a grown woman.
If you know, wrong woman, ifyou, that's right, that's right,
that's right, that's right thatmotherfucker, that, uh, that he
was from some country.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
He was like well, the legal age of consent here is 16
, so I can find a 16 year oldattractive and I said you can
get your ass kicked too, goahead I mean, if they change the
legal age to marry 14, what yougo?
I'm whooping, I'm shooting I'mshooting, I'm shooting, I'm
shooting, I'm shooting.
I ain't playing that shit.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Could you imagine I would be like Phoenix.
What in the world, in whatcapacity were you guys, even in
the same vicinity, for you toeven have a conversation where
you think you are in love withthis man If they think I don't
play about you, I don't playabout Phoenix.
Lord, protect my baby.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Protect me, Because I can't Because I'm look here I
may not look good in orange, butI will rock it.
Bye.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I may not look good in orange.
However, I can make it work.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Alright, guys, we're going to jump into a new segment
here.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Oh, we are, yeah a bit to a new segment here.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Oh, we are.
Yeah, what's the new segmentand I'm gonna point out each
week I'm gonna pick two commentsand I want to read them.
That were my favorite commentsthat I and I.
Honestly it's kind of hardbecause y'all be commenting, we
can't keep up with all thesecomments y'all, but y'all are
funny, hilarious and weabsolutely love it.
Now this goes back to thereaction video about how the son
(44:54):
didn't want nothing to do withher.
Then he got sick.
Now he want her to help pay.
Oh, yeah.
And this young lady's commentwas stand on his words like a
podium.
And I said look here.
I have never heard a better wayto say her.
I've never read a better way tosay stand on business.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
And that was from a linear photography.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
She stands on his words like a podium.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
If my money wasn't good, and she yelled it, she
yelled it, she yelled it.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
If my money wasn't good, then my money ain't good
now.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
And the last one, this one, I laughing.
Okay, this is about, uh, thefort, the husband with the fort,
the fiance with the forts andthe shit with the door open oh
gosh.
She said I can't let Y'all NotTootie Booty.
Y'all be taking me, y'all betaking me out.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Nikki Lou 11, not Tootie Booty Let.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Tootie Booty go.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Let Tootie Booty go.
Oh my god, I should put that ona shirt.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Let Tootie Booty go.
And I don't know I'ma find thecomments, the one that said Keep
playing with me, i'ma leave atthat playground, I said because,
ma'am, you need to trademarkthat I said this is it this is
the one you guys are hilarious,we love y'all we appreciate all
the interactions.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
We appreciate all of our new family to the life.
After I do podcast.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I guess are they our booskies, booskies.
We appreciate all the newbooskies, our booskies, yeah,
our booskies.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Booskironies, booskies.
We appreciate all the newbooskies joining the fam.
Like always, you guys continueto follow us on Instagram,
facebook, youtube, tiktok.
Only pans.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Not after today.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Oh yeah, we don't want to.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Sorry, we're going to cut that one.
Don't do that one.
We don't want our brothers tofind this.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Shut up, shut up, always remember.
You can write into the podcastat lifeafteridopodcasts at
gmailcom.
You can remain anonymous if youlike, but yes, and every week
you get a new episode.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
I will say we do get all the messages.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Some of them.
We love y'all, we love y'all,we love y'all, we appreciate it,
all of it.
All of it.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
However.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Sometimes.
Y'all should probably throwsome of these in chat, gtp, and
just have them.
Correct the grammar, bye.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
It's cool.
Luckily we can read how you'retalking.
We get some of it.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
We get it All right.
Yes, now luckily we can.
We can read like, we can readlike how you're talking, so we
get something.
We get it all right, but yeah,till next time till next time
booskies.
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