December 3, 2025 • 40 mins
A week of coughs, errands, and hair-wash day becomes the backdrop for an honest look at how love really shows up when life gets messy. When one partner is sick and the household load suddenly shifts, the small tasks reveal the biggest truths about care, commitment, and showing up for each other when you’re not at 100%. That real-life moment launches us into four listener stories that push the limits of boundaries—from a “friend” suggesting shared partners, to the myth of being “the prize” without contributing, to houseguests who disrespect your home, and the spouse’s best friend who hides bullying behind jokes.
In this conversation, we break down privacy versus secrecy, reciprocity in relationships, house standards that protect your peace, and the importance of public protection inside a partnership. With practical scripts, boundary-setting tools, and relatable humor, this episode gives you language and confidence to stand firm with friends, family, and even your partner when lines get crossed. After listening, ask yourself: What boundary are you recommitting to this week?
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SPEAKER_00 (00:05):
Pissed me the hell off.
SPEAKER_04 (00:07):
How the fuck are you embarrassed that I defend
myself?
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (00:11):
But you not embarrassed that this bitch has
been talking about me but forthe last two years.
But when she brings the fuck outof here.
SPEAKER_02 (00:18):
When she brings it to his attention, his response
is that's different.
She's my best friend.
(00:50):
Thanks for doing it.
Hey Booski.
Hi, Booski.
How you feeling?
Uh better than I have been inthe past 72 hours.
SPEAKER_04 (00:58):
He was down bad.
SPEAKER_02 (01:00):
I mean, I'm still down, but I'm not down as bad as
I was.
SPEAKER_04 (01:03):
You will go sound like a smoker.
I don't know what's wrong withme today.
Cut it out.
My little something in mythroat.
SPEAKER_02 (01:10):
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
No.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (01:15):
Okay.
You're doing too much.
SPEAKER_02 (01:17):
You're doing way too much.
I said, my poor baby, sick?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (01:22):
Got the sickness.
SPEAKER_02 (01:23):
And it just sucks because I don't get sick very
often.
SPEAKER_04 (01:26):
Right.
SPEAKER_02 (01:26):
I mean, so I guess.
SPEAKER_04 (01:27):
Wait, wait, that's not true.
You get sick a lot.
SPEAKER_02 (01:29):
With what?
SPEAKER_04 (01:30):
Actually, no, you don't get sick a lot.
I get sick a lot.
SPEAKER_02 (01:32):
Why?
SPEAKER_04 (01:33):
Because I got a sickness for the thickness.
Bye.
SPEAKER_02 (01:36):
Um, don't make me laugh because it makes me cough.
Um, but I guess it, you know,it's it's good.
It's good.
Um, because, you know, I needout the system.
No, my body needs to develop newdefenses.
So I shh, you know, I got my mynew defenses.
SPEAKER_04 (01:51):
At first, when you told me you were sick, I was
like, damn, my baby's sick.
But I was like, look at God.
Because we were just talkingabout how you felt like you
needed a delo week.
I said, Okay.
I said, now you're gonna delayall the way.
SPEAKER_02 (02:02):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (02:02):
Because now you're not gonna use none of them
muscles.
Wow.
SPEAKER_02 (02:06):
Not you over here praying for my downfall.
Oh my god.
That's crazy work.
SPEAKER_04 (02:10):
I just wanted you to heal.
You always talk about youtalking about this hurt, that
hurt.
I said, you're the person I knowthat lift every day or
everything hurt.
SPEAKER_02 (02:17):
Well, apparently it comes with a territory.
That's what I'm told.
Apparently.
Apparently.
But yeah, on Sat, what was it,Saturday?
Saturday morning, I woke up andmy um my ear was really itchy.
My right ear.
Yeah.
It started with the itchy rightear.
And I was like, damn, my earsare itchy for like my right ear.
And then it went to my other.
SPEAKER_01 (02:37):
What's talking about you?
SPEAKER_02 (02:38):
Um, I don't know.
And then by the time I like as Iwas getting ready, and by the
time I got to the gym, my uhright nostril was like on fire,
like burning.
Tearing your ass up.
Yeah, and I was talking to myfriend and she was like, What's
what's wrong?
And I was like, girl, my rightnostril is on fire.
And she was like, why?
And I was like, I don't know, itmust be my sinuses.
So then that was what Saturday.
(02:59):
And then by that evening is whenI started feeling it.
SPEAKER_04 (03:02):
Like because you woke up Sunday, you were.
SPEAKER_02 (03:04):
Yeah, and Sunday I was just I was down bad.
SPEAKER_04 (03:07):
And I was like, go over there.
SPEAKER_02 (03:09):
Okay.
Well, the only reason why youwere able to say go over there
is because the week before I hadbounced back, he was sick.
And then this this past week,I've been sick.
So now I gotta like triple anduh double down on the kid
because I'm like, uh, could webe expecting this next week with
her?
Like, I don't think she's goingto get sick.
I I pray to God she doesn'tbecause I don't like when my
(03:31):
baby don't fall.
SPEAKER_04 (03:32):
She was already sick and she was asymptomatic.
Okay.
And she came in here talkingabout I just want to love my
parents.
You you still hate No Ma Baby.
SPEAKER_02 (03:41):
He he he ever since, okay, when we all had got COVID,
what was it in 2022, 21?
We all had got COVID, but shewas uh we were all positive, but
she was asymptomatic.
So she was like going aboutbusiness as usual, and him and I
were both down bad.
And I'm grateful that she wasasymptomatic.
Like I'm I'm so grateful thatshe was able to just ride it
(04:05):
out.
SPEAKER_04 (04:05):
If you haven't had COVID, that it when to feel like
you're dying and to have atoddler on a on a thousand.
SPEAKER_02 (04:12):
Oh yeah, it was it was tough.
Oh my god.
It was tough.
SPEAKER_04 (04:15):
It was a couple times I was like, Lord.
SPEAKER_02 (04:17):
But luckily, luckily, when um when I felt
like I was um getting sick, thiswas back in 2022, I was
literally at the doctor in thedoctor's office.
And um I just got like, it waslike a wave of fatigue.
And then just, you know how whenyou just know you're about to
get sick, like before youactually become symptomatic.
SPEAKER_04 (04:38):
I'll see you.
SPEAKER_02 (04:38):
Um you know you're about bye, you know you're about
to be sick.
And in the doctor's office, Iwas like, let me put another
mask on.
And I like literally in thedoctor's office, I put another
mask on.
SPEAKER_04 (04:49):
You was mass heading.
SPEAKER_02 (04:50):
And um, yeah, I put another mask on.
I called my friend to come umpick my daughter up because I
still needed to do my doctorappointment and everything.
I left the doctor's appointment.
I went and got um like soup andeverything.
I came home, I made a huge potof spaghetti.
Like I knew, I felt it coming.
And I made a huge spot uh pot ofspaghetti.
I had snacks and everythinggoing, and then I went down,
(05:12):
then you had went down, and thenwe got tested and it came back.
We were all positive.
But because I had like preppedall that stuff, like we
quarantined in the upstairsbedroom, I had everything laid
out for her.
And she like, you know, she hadher food and everything because
we prepped that stuff, but thatwas for her.
Yeah, well, we didn't eatanything because the only thing
we were eating was watermelon.
Yeah, that's the only thing weeat.
SPEAKER_04 (05:32):
That's the only thing we could hold down, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (05:34):
And then I couldn't stand for more than five minutes
at a time.
Like after that five minutemark, I was like, oh, I'm dizzy.
SPEAKER_04 (05:41):
You sit down in the shower, I say it's bad.
SPEAKER_02 (05:43):
It's bad.
I can't I couldn't stand up.
Couldn't stand up.
Right.
So um, yeah, so then this timewith my with my cold, I know
it's probably because you know,we've been around a lot more
people than we normally do.
We had a house full of peopleand everything.
SPEAKER_04 (05:55):
I don't host nothing.
SPEAKER_02 (05:57):
Right.
Right.
Because it it but it's nor it ithappens, it's the season and
then.
SPEAKER_04 (06:03):
It only happens when we host something.
No, it doesn't.
So I think the universe istrying to tell us don't host
nothing else.
SPEAKER_02 (06:08):
No, don't host another.
But I'm feeling much I'm feelingmuch better today.
Like I still feel like I'm, youknow, I still have stuff to get
through, but at least uh today Iwas able to get up.
I was able to straighten up.
SPEAKER_04 (06:21):
My question is, sorry to cut you off.
My question is, are you gonnaget on the SERMASTE tomorrow?
SPEAKER_02 (06:26):
Uh probably not, because don't don't make me
laugh.
Because I was feeling likeyesterday, I was like, what did
I tell you yesterday?
I was like, I think I might needto go to urgent care and get a
breathing treatment.
And I hadn't, I didn't comedownstairs for what, two days
almost?
And so when I finally camedownstairs, I came downstairs, I
(06:47):
tried, I like made myselfsomething to eat because you
were gone and stuff, and I hadtexted you and I was like, Why
am I out of breath just walkingaround the house?
SPEAKER_04 (06:55):
I will say this though.
All your friends ride for you.
SPEAKER_02 (06:58):
Why?
SPEAKER_04 (06:59):
Because every one of your friends I ran to ran into.
SPEAKER_02 (07:01):
Oh, everybody asked about me?
SPEAKER_04 (07:03):
Everybody asked about you, and they're like, as
you should, as the husband, youneed to be taking care of her.
Oh, when you were out runningthe air and today, today when I
saw Michelle when I was pickingup a feet from school, she
doubled down.
You bet I hope you better betaking good care of my girl.
I said, calm down.
Okay.
She wants for nothing.
She needs for a lot.
I mean, she she needs fornothing.
She wants for a lot.
Bye.
(07:24):
No, I will say I live by I liveby a line where you'll never
need for anything.
I don't care if all of themwants.
SPEAKER_02 (07:30):
Bye.
I I will say, I will say thankyou.
SPEAKER_04 (07:34):
Oh, and you welcome.
SPEAKER_02 (07:35):
Because you really, like, you really husband and
father.
SPEAKER_04 (07:38):
This week.
Like it's rough.
SPEAKER_02 (07:40):
It was rough.
He even washed hair, y'all.
Now, I don't even, I don't eventhink you've ever washed her
hair.
Like, not since she's been likea big kid, like when she was a
baby.
SPEAKER_04 (07:49):
I don't, but I was fully prepared to blow dry and
break it too.
SPEAKER_02 (07:52):
But even she was nervous.
Yeah, she was like, She waslike, she came into the room and
she was like, Mom.
I was like, Yeah, um, dad saidhe's gonna wash my hair.
And I was like, Yeah, I waslike, Are you okay with that?
You can't do it, yeah, right.
I was like, are you I was like,are you not okay with daddy
washing your hair?
SPEAKER_04 (08:07):
She was like, no, no, don't get it wrong.
She has no problem with meseeing her in the nude.
SPEAKER_02 (08:11):
Bye.
SPEAKER_04 (08:12):
Because I try to tell her the time Phoenix put
some clothes on.
SPEAKER_02 (08:14):
Well, she doesn't know, babe.
SPEAKER_04 (08:16):
But her problem was make sure you don't get no soap.
My mommy does, uh oh my god.
All I heard the whole time.
Mommy does this.
Mommy has me the time sometimes.
Mommy does it this way.
Oh no, you're putting too much.
Ma'am, I'm running this, okay?
I'm running this.
SPEAKER_02 (08:33):
But that remember, like I said, I tried to set you
up for success.
I was like, let her do the firstgo.
Yeah.
Because she likes to feel likeshe, you know, she's in the
house.
SPEAKER_04 (08:41):
Oh, mommy lets me wash my hair the first time by
myself.
And then you come in.
I'll I'll call you when I'mready.
SPEAKER_02 (08:46):
Yeah.
I'll call you when you're ready.
When she's ready.
Okay, I guess I work for you.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (08:51):
Well, she has proven all week that I work for her.
Bye.
So my week, people, has beenstressful and very busy.
I have been more tired thisweek.
SPEAKER_02 (08:59):
Oh gosh, than you were when you were sick last
week.
SPEAKER_04 (09:01):
Then I have right in a long time.
Bye.
I have a new appreciation forwhat she does.
I said, I don't want to do thisshit.
I'm sick of this attitude.
And not only am I gettingattitude from the child, I'm
getting attitude from this onebecause she hurt because she's
short because she don't want todeal with nothing.
I wasn't giving you attitude.
I'm a good patient.
You you are a passive aggressivepatient.
SPEAKER_02 (09:20):
What did I do that was passive aggressive?
SPEAKER_04 (09:23):
I mean, I if I had to get it myself, I just get it
myself.
SPEAKER_02 (09:26):
Okay, I did not say that.
That's because you first youstarted the day off.
SPEAKER_04 (09:30):
And then you was like, then didn't you hit me
with the am I gonna get my soup?
SPEAKER_02 (09:33):
Well, because that I was gonna say, you you came out
your I didn't even ask.
You were like, oh, I was gonnaget you your Albundiga soup uh
for dinner.
And I was like, oh my gosh.
I was like, you took thethoughts right out of my head.
Like, look at you reading mymind.
SPEAKER_04 (09:48):
It's really not hard to keep a woman happy.
All you got all you gotta do isfeed her, feed her her favorite
food and get out her way.
That's it.
SPEAKER_02 (09:55):
And then you were like, um, then you uh tried to
retract it and was like, oh, youknow.
You're like, I'm just I'm justgonna cook.
So of course I'm gonna instantlyget an attitude because I don't
feel good, and then you alreadyoffered me a comfort food that I
know that I wanted, and then youtried to retract it and be like,
oh, I'm gonna cook.
I don't want whatever you'regonna cook.
Long story short, but you got mysoup, so I was happy.
SPEAKER_04 (10:16):
Long story short, people, I end up getting the
soup and then cooking formyself.
Because I bought just enoughsoup for her, because I didn't
want that shit.
SPEAKER_02 (10:23):
But I shared my soup.
So my week was like I couldn'teven finish it because I like in
my mind I was hungry, but thenwhen I started eating, I was
like, I knew you wouldn't getthat much.
SPEAKER_04 (10:31):
That's why, that's why I was like, that's why I was
really mad they didn't tell herin the small.
SPEAKER_02 (10:35):
No, it's only it's only one size.
SPEAKER_04 (10:36):
I knew you weren't gonna eat a large.
Um so my week was exhausting.
SPEAKER_02 (10:40):
Dealing, uh, you know, wearing being a husband
and a father.
SPEAKER_04 (10:45):
That's that part wasn't exhausting.
I had to put on the mother roll.
Okay.
That's I said, mmm.
It's a lot, huh?
I said, if if if uh if if she'ssick one more day, I'm gonna
start having moose wings.
SPEAKER_01 (10:58):
Okay, don't have me hurt you.
I don't I don't want to beviolent.
I'm gonna have to go get me acold.
SPEAKER_04 (11:03):
I'm gonna have to give me a cold drink and a
beverage, give me a cold drinkand some food and sit behind
micros.
I now I understand.
I gotta get away from theseNegroes because they trim it.
SPEAKER_02 (11:14):
Now I understand.
You get it now, huh?
SPEAKER_04 (11:16):
Everything I got comfortable.
Babe, get comfortable again.
Dad.
SPEAKER_02 (11:21):
Pick up drop off, appointments, hold on, errands.
It's the errands, ain't it?
SPEAKER_04 (11:28):
Yeah, it is.
It's the errands, ain't it?
This is the thing about pickingup a drop-off.
So now, since I've been pickingthe drop off, now I go and I
park, I park up the hill.
Uh-huh.
So now she's like, oh, Dad, Itold you I don't like walking.
Man, we're gonna walk up thishill because I'm not finna carry
you.
Well, you're gonna carry mybackpack.
I will carry your backpack foryou if you ask politely.
I said, you know, she's spoiled.
SPEAKER_02 (11:48):
I thought she likes doing the hill.
Is it the hill that's in theschool or the hill that's
walking down the hill?
SPEAKER_04 (11:55):
And then she let the car to be right there.
Oh, okay.
She doesn't want to have to walkdown the street.
Oh, okay.
I've been parking down thestreet to get my steps.
SPEAKER_02 (12:01):
Oh, yeah.
She don't she don't want to doall that, Maurice.
After school.
She's been at school all day.
SPEAKER_04 (12:06):
I don't care about that.
Wow.
She'll do shit at school, we'llplay.
Morning recess, lunch recess.
Bye.
Second recess.
SPEAKER_02 (12:15):
And then running Mount 100 Mile Club.
SPEAKER_04 (12:17):
What we got today, Buskies?
SPEAKER_02 (12:19):
Today it's an hour two cents episode.
SPEAKER_04 (12:21):
Thank God, because I don't think she got the capacity
to talk about an actual issuebecause she is not 100%.
SPEAKER_02 (12:27):
I don't know if I have the capacity uh to read all
this today.
You might have to take.
SPEAKER_04 (12:32):
No, we're not gonna have you take over because we'll
be here all day.
I'm about to uh bust out myhooked on phonics.
SPEAKER_02 (12:38):
Wait a minute, did you see that uh I it was a
TikTok and it was like she wassitting down reading the Bible,
and it says what it's like whenmy wife reads, and it was uh
Buster Ryan span in thebackground when he on the Chris
Brown is like and then it says,then it switches to him, and it
says verses when my husbandreads, and he's holding a um a
Dr.
Seuss book, and it's the littleboy's voice.
(12:59):
Um, because like when you know,like um Okay, because like all
right, go ahead and read thesethings because now you're about
to piss me.
SPEAKER_04 (13:06):
You're about to find a new way to piss me off.
SPEAKER_02 (13:09):
Don't make me laugh, it's gonna make me cough.
SPEAKER_04 (13:11):
You about to find a new way to piss me off.
SPEAKER_02 (13:14):
Okay, um, so let's let's let's get this party
started, guys.
Because I know y'all probablydon't want to listen to my
stuffiness for very much longer.
Um, and plus I'm starting to gethot again.
Oh, yeah, you are.
Um, here we go.
Um also excuse my readingbecause my eyes get a little
foggy.
Okay, look here.
SPEAKER_04 (13:32):
If you can't do it, just do it.
SPEAKER_02 (13:33):
Uh shut up.
Okay, here we go.
Am I the asshole for rejectingmy friend's request to have an
open relationship with myhusband?
SPEAKER_04 (13:41):
Oh, wow.
This is crazy.
That's bold.
SPEAKER_02 (13:44):
We're starting off.
That's bold.
Okay, here we go.
I'm a 30-year-old female andI've been married to my husband,
who's 32 for five years.
We have two beautiful kids, fiveand six, five-year-old male,
six-year-old female, and have avery strong relationship and are
happy together.
Recently, my quote unquotefriend Lisa, who's 29, confided
in me that she has developedfeelings for my husband.
(14:06):
Bitch.
She said that she finds himattractive and admires our
relationship, and she asked ifwe could consider having an open
relationship so that she couldbe with him too.
I was shocked.
I told her, no, explaining thatmy husband and I are committed
to each other and that we arenot interested in an open
relationship.
Lisa got upset and accused me ofbeing selfish and closed-minded.
(14:30):
She argued that today's modernrelationships should be flexible
and that I was denying herhappiness.
Since then, Lisa has beendistant and has been spreading
rumors in our friend groupsuggesting that I am overly
possessive and controlling.
This has caused a lot oftension, and some of our mutual
friends are now taking sides.
(14:50):
My husband is supportive of mydecision, but I feel guilty for
the drama it has caused.
So am I the asshole forrejecting my friend's request to
have an open relationship withmy husband?
SPEAKER_04 (15:00):
Okay, first of all.
First of all, Lisa ain't yourfriend.
Right.
Fuck Lisa.
Uh-huh.
Let me talk about that.
And what the fuck she means myhusband is supportive.
SPEAKER_02 (15:08):
Is he trying to convince her because he wants to
save Lisa?
No, he's support, he'ssupportive of her, like telling
her Lisa no.
SPEAKER_04 (15:16):
But does he want to tell?
I want to know, does he want totell Lisa no?
SPEAKER_02 (15:19):
He he's saying, oh, you instead of him saying like
absolutely not, he's justtelling his wife, I support your
decision.
I'm not gonna now that you saidthat, I think that would run me
the wrong way too.
If you came to me and been like,I support your decision.
SPEAKER_04 (15:32):
Like it should be my decision too.
Right, so are you trying to uhis he trying to crack Lisa?
That's my question.
SPEAKER_02 (15:39):
Or maybe he never considered an open relationship,
or maybe he has thought about anopen relationship, but he knows
first of all he knows that hiswife wouldn't go for it.
SPEAKER_04 (15:45):
People, this is this is what I mean when I say stop
telling people about yourrelationship.
Yeah, don't ever tell peopledon't I don't care if they're
your friend.
That's it.
Do not divulge uh informationabout your marriage or your
relationship to other peoplebecause now Lisa asks want to
know what it's like.
Yeah, Lisa won her turn on theride.
SPEAKER_02 (16:04):
Well, because Lisa's on the outside looking in, and
like she said, I've developedfeelings for your husband, but I
also admire you guys'relationship, and I just want to
know if you wouldn't mindsharing that with me.
No, ma'am.
SPEAKER_04 (16:18):
No, Lisa 304.
SPEAKER_02 (16:19):
No, no, no, we're not gonna share.
Yes, I mind.
SPEAKER_04 (16:22):
That's not your friend.
SPEAKER_02 (16:23):
Right.
I mean, but bold, bold, boldenough on Lisa's part to even
come to her friend and say someshit like that.
SPEAKER_04 (16:31):
But now she's starting messing in the group
chat, and now you got friendspicking sides.
SPEAKER_01 (16:35):
First of all, first of all, what are there different
sides?
Right.
I want to know the rationalebetween the sides.
SPEAKER_02 (16:42):
She said that Lisa's 29.
So would that make her a GenZer?
I don't, it doesn't matter.
I'm just trying to think.
SPEAKER_04 (16:50):
I don't I don't care how old you are.
Yeah.
If she's over 18, she'savailable for these hands.
SPEAKER_02 (16:56):
Bye.
SPEAKER_04 (16:58):
Goodbye.
SPEAKER_02 (16:59):
She's available for these hands.
She's open business.
No, if a friend came to me andand said some shit like that, I
would just say.
Oh no, which one?
Okay.
Don't don't make me hurt you.
Don't make me hurt you.
Don't make me hurt you.
Which one?
SPEAKER_04 (17:16):
You want me to get a list?
SPEAKER_02 (17:17):
Go ahead.
You've always told me I've neverit's for you.
Like my friends aren't yourtype.
SPEAKER_04 (17:23):
They're not.
They're really not.
Lord knows.
None of them.
Zero.
SPEAKER_02 (17:29):
How many?
SPEAKER_04 (17:30):
Zero.
SPEAKER_02 (17:31):
I feel like we've we've both had that
conversation.
Zero.
Because I've said the same thingabout him.
SPEAKER_04 (17:36):
No, I got a couple.
SPEAKER_02 (17:37):
Not that are my type.
SPEAKER_04 (17:39):
That you would know.
SPEAKER_02 (17:40):
No, I wouldn't.
Do I know them?
Or are these friends that you'vekept from me?
I know them.
No.
What about the?
That was a test that you passed.
Oh, I was like, See, that was.
I literally started thinkingabout all your friends.
And I was like, none of them.
SPEAKER_04 (17:55):
So now you're thinking about the niggas.
SPEAKER_02 (17:57):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (17:57):
Goodbye.
And the non-niggers.
SPEAKER_02 (18:00):
And the non-niggas.
Right, right.
Because that's that's exactlywhat that was going to my mind.
Because I was like, it'sdefinitely at first, at first it
remembered I was like, it'sdefinitely not the niggas.
And then like the second I waslike, I started thinking about
the non-niggers, then I waslike, definitely not them
either.
So who could it be?
SPEAKER_04 (18:17):
Next one.
SPEAKER_02 (18:18):
Who could it be talking about?
I was gonna say something else,I'm not gonna say it.
I love you.
Um okay, let's move on.
SPEAKER_04 (18:24):
Not you trying to trigger me.
I'm not you are okay.
SPEAKER_02 (18:28):
What?
SPEAKER_04 (18:29):
Clean your throat before you read the next one.
SPEAKER_02 (18:31):
Shut up.
My throat, my throat's gettingscratchy.
Let me let me drink some water.
Hold on, guys.
SPEAKER_04 (18:38):
I love when you put your maffer in that bottle.
SPEAKER_02 (18:40):
Maybe you should edit that out so they don't have
to like listen to me gulp downmy water.
SPEAKER_04 (18:43):
No, I'm gonna leave that in there.
They need to hear the gulp.
So they know why I'm here.
unknown (18:47):
Okay.
SPEAKER_02 (18:50):
Bye, Maurice.
All right, here we go.
Am I the asshole for burstingout laughing when she told me
what she brought to ourrelationship?
Okay.
Um yeah, it says this one's forlike shits and gigs.
Okay.
Um, I apologize for the mouthfulof the title.
(19:11):
I was just trying to be asdescriptive as possible.
No worries.
I'm a 25-year-old male and I'vebeen dating my girlfriend Jen,
who's a 24-year-old female fornine months.
Five months ago, Jen lost herjob when her company went under,
and around the same time, shehad a falling out with her
roommate.
She was in urgent need ofhousing but in an awkward
position with employment status.
So she reluctantly asked if shecould move into my house.
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I agreed because she had alreadyspent the night several times,
and she moved in under thecondition that she would be
looking for work to contribute.
Now, back on our second date,when I asked Jen if she wanted
to be exclusive, she respondedby asking me what I would bring
to the relationship with her.
I answered as pragmatically aspossible.
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I said, a stable income,loyalty, companionship,
willingness to compromise, andconsistent attention to my
appearance and my hygiene.
I didn't really care much forthe question at the time.
And so while she seemed mildlysatisfied with what I said, I
didn't bother asking her thesame in return.
I feel like I've held up my endof the bargain.
But after moving in, Jen onlyreally looked for work for about
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two weeks.
She now spends the majority ofher time and her waking hours on
Instagram and TikTok andNetflix.
Well, I think I know her.
I've raised the issue with herindirectly before by asking her
how the job search was going,and she said nobody was hiring,
which I find hard to believe.
Well, yesterday in the evening,I finally hit my limit.
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Jen drank a bottle of wine thatI was saving for a romantic
evening date and spent the restof her day screwing around on
her phone.
After work, I sat her down and Iasked what she thought she was
bringing to our relationship.
Okay, let's get it.
Jen stared at me for a fewseconds as if I had asked the
dumbest question in history ofmankind.
Then she erupted, franticallypointing at herself and
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screaming, Me, I'm the prize.
Not on my couch.
From my perspective, this wascoming from a woman who had just
gotten daydrunk off of wine,watched Netflix, and ate all of
my food.
I honestly couldn't containmyself, and I just burst out
into laughter.
Every time I looked back at her,she would give me this insidious
look while shrugging, which onlymade me laugh even harder.
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Jen got really angry at me andlet out this wailing shriek of a
sound.
She stormed off to another roomwhere I'm 100% sure she just
screwed around on her phone evenmore.
I haven't talked to her since.
I feel like I might have gonetoo far.
Was I being an asshole?
No.
SPEAKER_04 (21:44):
Hell no.
I love stories like this becauseI love it when it's reversed.
Because had that been a no-goodtwo-to-women nigga laying on the
couch on the room.
If the roles were reversed, ifthe role was reversed, I'ma sit
down.
The women in the comments willbe going at his ass.
I want the same energy in thecomments from GZ.
That's the same.
I want the same energy.
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It's not the same.
I want the same energy.
SPEAKER_02 (22:06):
It's not the same.
SPEAKER_04 (22:07):
No, everybody wants it.
You want to be equal?
SPEAKER_02 (22:10):
Uh listen, not everybody was on the same joke.
SPEAKER_04 (22:13):
Look, look here.
Y'all wanted woman's suffrage.
SPEAKER_02 (22:16):
Okay, bye.
Okay, y'all.
That's not the same thing.
Stop it.
That is not the same thing.
SPEAKER_04 (22:21):
Y'all want equal rights.
Cut it out.
So I don't think you're anasshole at all.
Like I said, if the roles werereversed, this would be a
laughable situation.
And every woman would tell youto put that man out.
Right.
So I'm going to keep the sameenergy.
But you think he's going to puther out?
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
Because I always say women getmore grace than men.
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Strictly because y'all got apair of titties.
SPEAKER_02 (22:44):
But but now that she's been in the house, she
hasn't worked, and she's justcomfortable.
She's comfortable.
Yeah.
And unless he's going to breakup with her.
SPEAKER_01 (22:52):
But what's crazy is how does she think she deprived?
I can get more for my money offof Tinder.
Because she's been looking.
I can get more for my money offTinder.
I could at least I can send herhome.
SPEAKER_02 (23:03):
Because she's been looking on social media.
And it told her.
SPEAKER_04 (23:07):
That he should that he should want to take care of
it.
SPEAKER_02 (23:09):
She should just sit there and day drink.
Okay.
And not try to find a job.
SPEAKER_04 (23:13):
Again, I say if though if the roles were
reverse, I know.
SPEAKER_02 (23:17):
The reaction, the reaction would probably be
different.
SPEAKER_04 (23:22):
It might be.
Now I can see if she was sittingat home all day showing her
phone, if she was throwing thatshit down and cooking and
throwing that shit down on thethrowing it on.
SPEAKER_01 (23:29):
But how you know she's not?
She's not.
How you know she not?
Because they had time to talk.
SPEAKER_02 (23:33):
Okay.
Bye, Maurice.
SPEAKER_01 (23:35):
They shouldn't have been talking.
They shouldn't have beenfucking.
Goodbye.
That's the problem.
If they was fucking instead oftalking.
SPEAKER_02 (23:40):
You're making my nose run.
SPEAKER_04 (23:42):
He wouldn't have had time to bring it up.
I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_02 (23:46):
Okay, here we go.
Um, am I the asshole for kickingout my sister and her family
because her son and herhusband's entitlement?
SPEAKER_04 (23:57):
No.
SPEAKER_02 (23:58):
I'm a 23-year-old female.
My sister is 37.
So it's her older sister.
Um, have we've always had arocky relationship, had our ups
and downs, but we've always hadeach other's back.
That's why when her house had areally bad flood, I offered to
let her stay with me and mygirlfriend in our house.
We had enough space and wetalked it through first.
(24:20):
So my sister, her husband, andmy 13-year-old nephew packed up
their things and set camp to ourhouse.
My nephew and I have been fine,but he had this entitlement to
him that always got on mynerves.
Right off the bat, he tried toclaim mine and my girlfriend's
shared bedroom like it was someguest house.
I politely told him that hecouldn't stay in our bedroom and
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that he could stay either in theguest room or the TV room in our
basement.
He immediately got upset anddemanded our room.
My brother-in-law tried tomediate the situation, but the
whole reason he wanted the roomwas so that he could have our TV
for his gaming system.
I showed him to the TV room inour basement and he relented and
agreed to sleep downstairs.
I was sort of relieved, assuminghe would spend most of his time
(25:05):
down there.
It had only been a week beforethe issue started.
My brother-in-law wouldn't cleanup after himself.
He would fill the sink withdirty dishes, leave his dirty
laundry all over the house, andwouldn't clean up the bathroom
after he used it.
My nephew kept me and mygirlfriend up all night with his
screaming and yelling at hisvideo games.
I brought all these problems upto my sister and she just
(25:25):
brushed it off by saying,They're just used to how things
are at home.
You ain't at home.
Right.
I told her that I ran thingsdifferently, but she wouldn't
budge.
After another week, mygirlfriend asked me if the cat
had thrown up somewheredownstairs because there was a
very sour smell every time shewent to do laundry.
I looked around everywhere, butfound nothing.
(25:45):
Until I realized the smell wascoming from my nephew.
I almost gagged.
He clearly hadn't showered indays.
I talked to my sister and shetried the excuse of boys will
just be boys, but I wasn'thaving it.
I stormed downstairs and I toldmy nephew that he needed to have
a shower ASAP.
(26:06):
He threw a fit and startedthrowing empty soda cans and
food containers at me whilethrowing curse words and insults
at me.
I brought up the issue to mysister, but all she did was try
to quote unquote gentle parent,which was just him getting his
way by cussing out his mother.
By the first month, me and mygirlfriend had finally had
enough.
(26:27):
During dinner, I brought up theissue that had been happening
and now and how they wereaffecting me and my girlfriend.
All three of them brushed it offand claimed that they were just
too stressed.
I bit my tongue, but I wasfighting back, jumping across
the table at my sister.
The first month and a half ofliving with them was pure hell
on earth.
What immediately drew the linewas me overhearing my
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brother-in-law on the phone withhis friend.
I tried not to listen until Iheard him saying the most
disrespectful and disgustingthings about me and my
girlfriend I have ever heard.
My blood immediately boiled whenI heard him say that he thought,
quote, living with two gaychicks would be much hotter.
(27:11):
I snapped and demanded him andmy sister pack their things and
leave my house immediately.
He acted like he hadn't justcompletely disrespected me in my
own home.
My sister tried to defend him,saying that it was a joke.
I refused to hear her out.
I told her about her husband andher son's disgusting habits and
entitlements and said that Irefused to deal with it anymore.
I gave her one day to get all oftheir stuff and leave before I
(27:34):
did it myself.
She immediately broke down intears, claiming they had nowhere
to go.
I told her to get a hotel room,stay at a friend's, or hell, go
to our parents' house anywherebut here.
She called me cruel andheartless, but I didn't care.
I couldn't take it anymore.
I was exhausted.
She called me a bitch and wentto her guest room.
(27:54):
I didn't care.
I was just relieved to get themout.
They packed their things andleft.
And my sister hasn't said muchto me since.
My girlfriend said that I didthe right thing.
But was I being an asshole?
Hell no.
Fuck all of them.
Absolutely not.
Fuck all of them.
Absolutely not.
It's your space.
It's your home.
Look here.
I'm not going to beuncomfortable in my own home.
(28:15):
I'm not going to be disrespectedin my own home.
And I I invited you into my hometo help you and your family.
SPEAKER_04 (28:20):
You don't even mean helpful.
SPEAKER_02 (28:22):
And all you've taken my comedy.
Most people, most people, thefirst thing that most people try
to do when they're in your spaceis be, yeah, they try to be out
of the way.
Like that's like if you're insomebody else's space, you don't
want, you don't want theireveryday to be interrupted
because you also probably knowwhat it feels like to have
people in your space.
So usually they try to like stayout the way or they try to be
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more helpful or you know, likebring something.
But you think just because we'resisters that you can, however
you run your unruly household,you can bring that shit over
here.
Absolutely not.
Here's my problem.
Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_04 (28:59):
First of all, let me double down by saying fuck all
of them.
SPEAKER_02 (29:02):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (29:02):
I'm talking about the sister, her husband, and
that bitch ass nephew of yours.
SPEAKER_02 (29:06):
The stinky one?
SPEAKER_04 (29:07):
Yes, his stinky ass.
Fuck all of them.
You don't come into someone'shouse and then try to dictate
the terms in which you uh uhlive in their house.
SPEAKER_02 (29:18):
Right.
Or make excuses.
SPEAKER_04 (29:20):
She's already doing you a solid by letting you stay
here.
Yep.
She's doing more than what Iwould have done.
Right.
Because the first time thenephew would have would have
would have talked back, yougotta go.
Yep.
And to sit here and say that Ithought it'd be harder living
with two days.
SPEAKER_00 (29:35):
That's crazy work.
SPEAKER_01 (29:36):
Are you trying to sleep with them?
That's crazy work.
SPEAKER_02 (29:38):
Now that makes me think, have you been trying to
spy on us or something?
SPEAKER_04 (29:41):
Right.
Because my thing is, did youthink something was gonna happen
for you?
What did you think would happen?
Yeah, what did you think wouldhappen?
What's going on here?
And then for the sister to justturn the previous to just turn a
blind eye like, oh, they're oh,they're just used to being at
home, but they're not at home.
SPEAKER_02 (29:55):
That's the yeah, and you should have taken it.
SPEAKER_01 (29:58):
But now that I know.
That you don't give a fuck howabout how you run your house?
Yeah.
And not only she's their maid.
Right.
She's their maid.
SPEAKER_04 (30:07):
Not only does your husband don't understand
boundaries, your son's gettingraised the same way where he has
no goddamn.
Yeah.
Because how the hell are yougonna demand my room?
Bitch.
SPEAKER_02 (30:14):
How you gonna come over here and be like, no, I'm
gonna need this room because ofthis TV.
How about be how about be gladthat you're not sleeping in the
car?
SPEAKER_04 (30:21):
Look here, people.
I'm gonna say this.
I'm gonna say this one time.
Gentle parody don't work for allthese kids.
SPEAKER_02 (30:26):
Yeah.
Some of these kids.
They need hands.
SPEAKER_04 (30:30):
No, you no, you're right.
They need hands.
You gotta, you gotta put yourI'm not gonna- You gotta put
your foot down.
SPEAKER_01 (30:36):
I'm not condoning both feet.
I'm not condoning violence orabuse.
SPEAKER_04 (30:40):
Abuse.
I'm just saying, take it to theline.
SPEAKER_02 (30:44):
Bye.
Take it to the line.
SPEAKER_04 (30:45):
Take it to the line.
Like, like if this is abuse,take it right right here.
To let them know that it'spossible for me to get there.
SPEAKER_02 (30:55):
Just to just to invoke enough fear.
Yeah.
Bye, Devil.
SPEAKER_04 (30:59):
I'm just saying, this is wild.
Yeah, it is.
You're not an asshole.
SPEAKER_02 (31:02):
No, you're definitely not an asshole.
SPEAKER_04 (31:04):
And I would have sent her ass to mom and dad.
Protect your home.
I would have sent her ass to momand daddy house a lot a lot
sooner.
SPEAKER_02 (31:08):
And you know what?
I'm thinking, would I call momand dad to let them know how
they kidding?
No, no, here's the thing.
Or let them be just a surpriseand let mom and daddy.
SPEAKER_04 (31:17):
Daddy surprised.
Yeah.
Because here's what's gonnahappen.
Mama dad, like, I don't know whyyour sister would do that to
you.
But then once they're mom anddad's house for a while, Dad's
gonna be like, Yeah, I justgotta go.
Yeah, I gotta go.
Because I guarantee you, yeah,daddy wouldn't put up with that
shit.
Yeah.
And I guarantee you, had it beenyour parents' house, your
husband would treat your parentsdifferently.
SPEAKER_02 (31:34):
Oh, I would hope so.
Oh, I know he will.
I would hope so.
SPEAKER_04 (31:37):
I know he would because because because dad is
there.
Yeah.
And he knows dad can put theman's on his ass.
SPEAKER_02 (31:43):
Okay, here we go.
Excuse me, guys.
SPEAKER_04 (31:47):
Oh my God.
Just sick.
SPEAKER_02 (31:50):
What the?
I am sick.
I know.
Go ahead.
Okay, last one.
Um, am I the asshole for tellingmy husband's best friend she's
just not funny after years ofjokes about me?
Okay.
Okay, so I'm Veronica and I'm a31-year-old female.
My husband Jake has his bestfriend named Melissa.
SPEAKER_04 (32:12):
Oh, never mind.
SPEAKER_02 (32:13):
David's been friends since college, so like 10 plus
years.
Melissa has this thing where shemakes jokes about me in front of
people.
And they're not actually funny,they're just mean.
Jealousy.
It started maybe two years agowhen Jake and I got married.
She made a comment at ourwedding reception about how I
finally locked him down, which,okay, whatever, wedding jitters
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or something.
But then it just kept happening.
Comments about my weight.
Veronica, you're so brave to bewearing that.
I could never.
Comments about my cooking.
Jake, you better keep takeoutmenus on hand.
Comments about my job.
I'm a cake decorator, and she'smade multiple comments about how
it's not a real career, but justa hobby that pays.
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And every single time, if Idon't laugh or if I looked
annoyed, she goes, I'm justkidding.
God, you're so sensitive.
So she is.
Jake always says, that's justMelissa's sense of humor, and
that I shouldn't take itpersonally.
But like, how am I supposed totake it if not personally?
She's literally making jokesabout me.
(33:16):
Anyways, this was Saturday,maybe Friday.
We were at a barbecue at Jake'sfriend's house, a bunch of
people there, and Melissa,obviously.
I made a cake for the barbecue,red velvet with cream cheese
frosting.
People were complimenting it,saying that it was really good.
I want to pee.
Melissa goes, Yeah, Veronica'scakes are always so pretty.
I just wouldn't trust her actualcooking, though, and laughed.
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And I just, I was just done.
I said, You know what's funny,Melissa?
You've been making these jokesabout me for two years, and I've
never laughed, not once.
Maybe you're just not funny.
Ah, that part.
The whole group went quiet.
Melissa's face went red and shesaid, Wow, okay.
I was just kidding, but I guessyou can't take a joke.
(34:02):
I said, Or maybe you can't makeone.
Okay.
She grabbed her stuff and left.
Just left the barbecue.
Jake was so mad at me on thedrive home.
Fuck Jake.
Said that I embarrassed Melissain front of everyone and that I
was harsh, and she was justtrying to be funny.
Okay.
I said she's been insulting mefor two years, and you've never
not once defended me.
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He said that's different.
She's his best friend, and shedoesn't mean anything by it.
My best, my best friend saysMelissa's been bullying me and
uh bullying me, and Jake's beenenabling it, and I should have
said something way sooner.
But some of Jake's friends aretexting me saying that I was
being too harsh, and Melissa'sreally hurt.
(34:44):
Now I'm second guessing myself.
Like maybe I should have justpulled her to the side privately
or ignored it like I always do.
But I also am kind of not sorry.
Like I'm tired of being thepunchline.
Am I the asshole for calling herout?
No.
SPEAKER_04 (34:58):
No, let me tell you this.
No.
Let me go ahead and cook becauseI got a lot to say.
SPEAKER_02 (35:01):
No, go ahead.
SPEAKER_04 (35:02):
Okay, first of all, fuck Jake.
SPEAKER_02 (35:04):
That's her husband.
SPEAKER_04 (35:05):
I know.
I know.
Fuck Jake.
This shit ain't funny.
And let me tell you whathappened.
Melissa is mad because Melissawas playing a long game, hoping
that Jake would come around topick her.
And since Jake never not.
And Jake, since Jake neverpicked her, her way is to try to
make you look less appealing inJake's eyes to make herself look
better.
So fuck Melissa.
Okay?
(35:25):
Yeah.
And fuck Jake for not protectingyou from your enemies.
SPEAKER_02 (35:29):
Both foreign and domestic.
SPEAKER_04 (35:32):
Exactly.
And if you can't see it, now Iunderstand a lot of times that
men were naive to the gravity ofthe situation.
And this may very much well bepart of her normal uh behavior
and personality.
SPEAKER_02 (35:47):
Like that might, yeah, it might be her broken
boundaries.
SPEAKER_04 (35:50):
Yeah.
Once you committed to this womanand say this is who you're
marrying, boundaries should havebeen set.
Yeah, you're right.
And and for someone toconstantly ridicule your wife,
yeah, and you just sit there.
SPEAKER_02 (36:02):
And not even like you could at least be like, all
right, come on, Melissa, layoff.
Like you don't even do that.
SPEAKER_00 (36:08):
And then you, but for you not even pick them on
the signal that she don't laugh.
SPEAKER_04 (36:12):
Hold on, hold on.
And then that's the part thatreally pissed me off.
SPEAKER_00 (36:15):
That pissed me the hell off.
SPEAKER_04 (36:17):
How the fuck are you embarrassed that I defend
myself?
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (36:21):
But you not embarrassed that this bitch has
been talking about me for thelast two years.
SPEAKER_02 (36:27):
But when she when she brings it to his attention,
his response is that'sdifferent.
She's my best friend.
So are her feelings moreimportant than mine?
SPEAKER_04 (36:36):
She's your best friend, but I'm the vagina
you're going in and you'retrying to get into every night.
Okay.
You fucking me, but that's yourbest friend.
SPEAKER_02 (36:44):
That's his best friend, though.
SPEAKER_04 (36:45):
So go fuck your best friend.
SPEAKER_02 (36:46):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (36:47):
That's crazy work.
SPEAKER_02 (36:48):
He would probably be like, That's the best idea
you've had all in me.
SPEAKER_04 (36:52):
I mean, they can go back to what the first story and
it be open.
But I guarantee but I guaranteeyou, he ain't gonna like Melissa
asked once they go there.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (37:01):
I mean, they probably have, and he didn't, he
figured that wasn't for him.
SPEAKER_04 (37:05):
It probably in college.
It probably most definitelyhappened in the college.
In college.
SPEAKER_02 (37:09):
And he was like, oh no, baby.
SPEAKER_04 (37:11):
That ain't it.
It most definitely happened.
SPEAKER_02 (37:12):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (37:13):
You got one more?
SPEAKER_02 (37:14):
No, I don't.
SPEAKER_01 (37:14):
You said you had five.
Oh no, that was that was it.
SPEAKER_04 (37:17):
Damn, played yourself.
SPEAKER_01 (37:20):
Really?
SPEAKER_04 (37:21):
Only four, huh?
SPEAKER_01 (37:21):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (37:23):
Let's uh hop right into the uh comedy of the week.
Now I'm not sure what post thiscomes from.
I don't remember.
I know it was when I postedrecently, but it's not really
about the post.
Oh gosh.
You know, uh the comic comesfrom the Freeman Lux.
And this this this beautifulsoul says they are so they love
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each other so look at herblushing.
All that black love.
SPEAKER_02 (37:51):
I I was wearing blush that day.
SPEAKER_04 (37:53):
Yeah, you was.
But see, when I hear all thatblack love, I'm thinking about
all that ass.
SPEAKER_02 (37:58):
Okay, bye.
SPEAKER_04 (38:00):
Thank you so much.
All that ass.
Ow.
All that ass.
SPEAKER_02 (38:04):
Ow.
SPEAKER_04 (38:04):
In them jeans.
SPEAKER_02 (38:06):
Ow, that hurts.
SPEAKER_04 (38:08):
That's the comment of the week.
SPEAKER_02 (38:09):
Thank you for the comment of the week.
We appreciate that.
I do love him.
Do we?
SPEAKER_04 (38:14):
I would hope so.
Really?
Yeah, I I would.
SPEAKER_02 (38:18):
One could only hope.
Oh.
One could only hope.
I'm teasing you.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sick.
SPEAKER_01 (38:27):
I'm about to be sick of you.
I'm about to be sick of you.
Prepared to be sick of me.
E yucky yucky.
SPEAKER_02 (38:36):
Did you see?
Did you see her wearing theshirt?
She has she has the shirt and itsays.
Do you have a shirt now?
Yeah, and it says e yuck.
SPEAKER_04 (38:45):
I'm gonna probably buy one.
SPEAKER_02 (38:47):
I need one of them.
I I watched the video.
I watched the original video.
And I guess she was doing like ait was a barbecue restaurant uh
thing, and she was like eating,and I I don't remember if it was
the beans or if it was themacaroni and cheese that she had
tasted.
But she had tasted the barbecueand she was like, okay, okay.
Then she tasted something else,and I think I want to say it was
(39:08):
the macaroni and cheese.
I'm pretty sure it was themacaroni and cheese.
And she put the macaroni andcheese in her mouth and she was
like doing this, and then shesaid, euck.
I was like, Oh shoot.
SPEAKER_04 (39:21):
It's funny.
SPEAKER_00 (39:22):
She was like, mm-mm.
SPEAKER_04 (39:24):
Hey, sometimes that just ain't it.
SPEAKER_00 (39:25):
Yeah, she was like, mm-mm.
SPEAKER_04 (39:27):
Sometimes that just ain't it.
SPEAKER_00 (39:28):
But she said, eyuck.
SPEAKER_02 (39:30):
That was comedy.
That was comedy.
I need to go take some moremedicine, guys.
SPEAKER_04 (39:35):
She's going down Booskies.
I'm going down Boosky has beenanother episode.
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SPEAKER_01 (40:45):
So until then, peace muskies, peace muskies.
Pissed me the hell off.
SPEAKER_04 (00:07):
How the fuck are you embarrassed that I defend
myself?
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (00:11):
But you not embarrassed that this bitch has
been talking about me but forthe last two years.
But when she brings the fuck outof here.
SPEAKER_02 (00:18):
When she brings it to his attention, his response
is that's different.
She's my best friend.
(00:50):
Thanks for doing it.
Hey Booski.
Hi, Booski.
How you feeling?
Uh better than I have been inthe past 72 hours.
SPEAKER_04 (00:58):
He was down bad.
SPEAKER_02 (01:00):
I mean, I'm still down, but I'm not down as bad as
I was.
SPEAKER_04 (01:03):
You will go sound like a smoker.
I don't know what's wrong withme today.
Cut it out.
My little something in mythroat.
SPEAKER_02 (01:10):
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
No.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (01:15):
Okay.
You're doing too much.
SPEAKER_02 (01:17):
You're doing way too much.
I said, my poor baby, sick?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (01:22):
Got the sickness.
SPEAKER_02 (01:23):
And it just sucks because I don't get sick very
often.
SPEAKER_04 (01:26):
Right.
SPEAKER_02 (01:26):
I mean, so I guess.
SPEAKER_04 (01:27):
Wait, wait, that's not true.
You get sick a lot.
SPEAKER_02 (01:29):
With what?
SPEAKER_04 (01:30):
Actually, no, you don't get sick a lot.
I get sick a lot.
SPEAKER_02 (01:32):
Why?
SPEAKER_04 (01:33):
Because I got a sickness for the thickness.
Bye.
SPEAKER_02 (01:36):
Um, don't make me laugh because it makes me cough.
Um, but I guess it, you know,it's it's good.
It's good.
Um, because, you know, I needout the system.
No, my body needs to develop newdefenses.
So I shh, you know, I got my mynew defenses.
SPEAKER_04 (01:51):
At first, when you told me you were sick, I was
like, damn, my baby's sick.
But I was like, look at God.
Because we were just talkingabout how you felt like you
needed a delo week.
I said, Okay.
I said, now you're gonna delayall the way.
SPEAKER_02 (02:02):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (02:02):
Because now you're not gonna use none of them
muscles.
Wow.
SPEAKER_02 (02:06):
Not you over here praying for my downfall.
Oh my god.
That's crazy work.
SPEAKER_04 (02:10):
I just wanted you to heal.
You always talk about youtalking about this hurt, that
hurt.
I said, you're the person I knowthat lift every day or
everything hurt.
SPEAKER_02 (02:17):
Well, apparently it comes with a territory.
That's what I'm told.
Apparently.
Apparently.
But yeah, on Sat, what was it,Saturday?
Saturday morning, I woke up andmy um my ear was really itchy.
My right ear.
Yeah.
It started with the itchy rightear.
And I was like, damn, my earsare itchy for like my right ear.
And then it went to my other.
SPEAKER_01 (02:37):
What's talking about you?
SPEAKER_02 (02:38):
Um, I don't know.
And then by the time I like as Iwas getting ready, and by the
time I got to the gym, my uhright nostril was like on fire,
like burning.
Tearing your ass up.
Yeah, and I was talking to myfriend and she was like, What's
what's wrong?
And I was like, girl, my rightnostril is on fire.
And she was like, why?
And I was like, I don't know, itmust be my sinuses.
So then that was what Saturday.
(02:59):
And then by that evening is whenI started feeling it.
SPEAKER_04 (03:02):
Like because you woke up Sunday, you were.
SPEAKER_02 (03:04):
Yeah, and Sunday I was just I was down bad.
SPEAKER_04 (03:07):
And I was like, go over there.
SPEAKER_02 (03:09):
Okay.
Well, the only reason why youwere able to say go over there
is because the week before I hadbounced back, he was sick.
And then this this past week,I've been sick.
So now I gotta like triple anduh double down on the kid
because I'm like, uh, could webe expecting this next week with
her?
Like, I don't think she's goingto get sick.
I I pray to God she doesn'tbecause I don't like when my
(03:31):
baby don't fall.
SPEAKER_04 (03:32):
She was already sick and she was asymptomatic.
Okay.
And she came in here talkingabout I just want to love my
parents.
You you still hate No Ma Baby.
SPEAKER_02 (03:41):
He he he ever since, okay, when we all had got COVID,
what was it in 2022, 21?
We all had got COVID, but shewas uh we were all positive, but
she was asymptomatic.
So she was like going aboutbusiness as usual, and him and I
were both down bad.
And I'm grateful that she wasasymptomatic.
Like I'm I'm so grateful thatshe was able to just ride it
(04:05):
out.
SPEAKER_04 (04:05):
If you haven't had COVID, that it when to feel like
you're dying and to have atoddler on a on a thousand.
SPEAKER_02 (04:12):
Oh yeah, it was it was tough.
Oh my god.
It was tough.
SPEAKER_04 (04:15):
It was a couple times I was like, Lord.
SPEAKER_02 (04:17):
But luckily, luckily, when um when I felt
like I was um getting sick, thiswas back in 2022, I was
literally at the doctor in thedoctor's office.
And um I just got like, it waslike a wave of fatigue.
And then just, you know how whenyou just know you're about to
get sick, like before youactually become symptomatic.
SPEAKER_04 (04:38):
I'll see you.
SPEAKER_02 (04:38):
Um you know you're about bye, you know you're about
to be sick.
And in the doctor's office, Iwas like, let me put another
mask on.
And I like literally in thedoctor's office, I put another
mask on.
SPEAKER_04 (04:49):
You was mass heading.
SPEAKER_02 (04:50):
And um, yeah, I put another mask on.
I called my friend to come umpick my daughter up because I
still needed to do my doctorappointment and everything.
I left the doctor's appointment.
I went and got um like soup andeverything.
I came home, I made a huge potof spaghetti.
Like I knew, I felt it coming.
And I made a huge spot uh pot ofspaghetti.
I had snacks and everythinggoing, and then I went down,
(05:12):
then you had went down, and thenwe got tested and it came back.
We were all positive.
But because I had like preppedall that stuff, like we
quarantined in the upstairsbedroom, I had everything laid
out for her.
And she like, you know, she hadher food and everything because
we prepped that stuff, but thatwas for her.
Yeah, well, we didn't eatanything because the only thing
we were eating was watermelon.
Yeah, that's the only thing weeat.
SPEAKER_04 (05:32):
That's the only thing we could hold down, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (05:34):
And then I couldn't stand for more than five minutes
at a time.
Like after that five minutemark, I was like, oh, I'm dizzy.
SPEAKER_04 (05:41):
You sit down in the shower, I say it's bad.
SPEAKER_02 (05:43):
It's bad.
I can't I couldn't stand up.
Couldn't stand up.
Right.
So um, yeah, so then this timewith my with my cold, I know
it's probably because you know,we've been around a lot more
people than we normally do.
We had a house full of peopleand everything.
SPEAKER_04 (05:55):
I don't host nothing.
SPEAKER_02 (05:57):
Right.
Right.
Because it it but it's nor it ithappens, it's the season and
then.
SPEAKER_04 (06:03):
It only happens when we host something.
No, it doesn't.
So I think the universe istrying to tell us don't host
nothing else.
SPEAKER_02 (06:08):
No, don't host another.
But I'm feeling much I'm feelingmuch better today.
Like I still feel like I'm, youknow, I still have stuff to get
through, but at least uh today Iwas able to get up.
I was able to straighten up.
SPEAKER_04 (06:21):
My question is, sorry to cut you off.
My question is, are you gonnaget on the SERMASTE tomorrow?
SPEAKER_02 (06:26):
Uh probably not, because don't don't make me
laugh.
Because I was feeling likeyesterday, I was like, what did
I tell you yesterday?
I was like, I think I might needto go to urgent care and get a
breathing treatment.
And I hadn't, I didn't comedownstairs for what, two days
almost?
And so when I finally camedownstairs, I came downstairs, I
(06:47):
tried, I like made myselfsomething to eat because you
were gone and stuff, and I hadtexted you and I was like, Why
am I out of breath just walkingaround the house?
SPEAKER_04 (06:55):
I will say this though.
All your friends ride for you.
SPEAKER_02 (06:58):
Why?
SPEAKER_04 (06:59):
Because every one of your friends I ran to ran into.
SPEAKER_02 (07:01):
Oh, everybody asked about me?
SPEAKER_04 (07:03):
Everybody asked about you, and they're like, as
you should, as the husband, youneed to be taking care of her.
Oh, when you were out runningthe air and today, today when I
saw Michelle when I was pickingup a feet from school, she
doubled down.
You bet I hope you better betaking good care of my girl.
I said, calm down.
Okay.
She wants for nothing.
She needs for a lot.
I mean, she she needs fornothing.
She wants for a lot.
Bye.
(07:24):
No, I will say I live by I liveby a line where you'll never
need for anything.
I don't care if all of themwants.
SPEAKER_02 (07:30):
Bye.
I I will say, I will say thankyou.
SPEAKER_04 (07:34):
Oh, and you welcome.
SPEAKER_02 (07:35):
Because you really, like, you really husband and
father.
SPEAKER_04 (07:38):
This week.
Like it's rough.
SPEAKER_02 (07:40):
It was rough.
He even washed hair, y'all.
Now, I don't even, I don't eventhink you've ever washed her
hair.
Like, not since she's been likea big kid, like when she was a
baby.
SPEAKER_04 (07:49):
I don't, but I was fully prepared to blow dry and
break it too.
SPEAKER_02 (07:52):
But even she was nervous.
Yeah, she was like, She waslike, she came into the room and
she was like, Mom.
I was like, Yeah, um, dad saidhe's gonna wash my hair.
And I was like, Yeah, I waslike, Are you okay with that?
You can't do it, yeah, right.
I was like, are you I was like,are you not okay with daddy
washing your hair?
SPEAKER_04 (08:07):
She was like, no, no, don't get it wrong.
She has no problem with meseeing her in the nude.
SPEAKER_02 (08:11):
Bye.
SPEAKER_04 (08:12):
Because I try to tell her the time Phoenix put
some clothes on.
SPEAKER_02 (08:14):
Well, she doesn't know, babe.
SPEAKER_04 (08:16):
But her problem was make sure you don't get no soap.
My mommy does, uh oh my god.
All I heard the whole time.
Mommy does this.
Mommy has me the time sometimes.
Mommy does it this way.
Oh no, you're putting too much.
Ma'am, I'm running this, okay?
I'm running this.
SPEAKER_02 (08:33):
But that remember, like I said, I tried to set you
up for success.
I was like, let her do the firstgo.
Yeah.
Because she likes to feel likeshe, you know, she's in the
house.
SPEAKER_04 (08:41):
Oh, mommy lets me wash my hair the first time by
myself.
And then you come in.
I'll I'll call you when I'mready.
SPEAKER_02 (08:46):
Yeah.
I'll call you when you're ready.
When she's ready.
Okay, I guess I work for you.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (08:51):
Well, she has proven all week that I work for her.
Bye.
So my week, people, has beenstressful and very busy.
I have been more tired thisweek.
SPEAKER_02 (08:59):
Oh gosh, than you were when you were sick last
week.
SPEAKER_04 (09:01):
Then I have right in a long time.
Bye.
I have a new appreciation forwhat she does.
I said, I don't want to do thisshit.
I'm sick of this attitude.
And not only am I gettingattitude from the child, I'm
getting attitude from this onebecause she hurt because she's
short because she don't want todeal with nothing.
I wasn't giving you attitude.
I'm a good patient.
You you are a passive aggressivepatient.
SPEAKER_02 (09:20):
What did I do that was passive aggressive?
SPEAKER_04 (09:23):
I mean, I if I had to get it myself, I just get it
myself.
SPEAKER_02 (09:26):
Okay, I did not say that.
That's because you first youstarted the day off.
SPEAKER_04 (09:30):
And then you was like, then didn't you hit me
with the am I gonna get my soup?
SPEAKER_02 (09:33):
Well, because that I was gonna say, you you came out
your I didn't even ask.
You were like, oh, I was gonnaget you your Albundiga soup uh
for dinner.
And I was like, oh my gosh.
I was like, you took thethoughts right out of my head.
Like, look at you reading mymind.
SPEAKER_04 (09:48):
It's really not hard to keep a woman happy.
All you got all you gotta do isfeed her, feed her her favorite
food and get out her way.
That's it.
SPEAKER_02 (09:55):
And then you were like, um, then you uh tried to
retract it and was like, oh, youknow.
You're like, I'm just I'm justgonna cook.
So of course I'm gonna instantlyget an attitude because I don't
feel good, and then you alreadyoffered me a comfort food that I
know that I wanted, and then youtried to retract it and be like,
oh, I'm gonna cook.
I don't want whatever you'regonna cook.
Long story short, but you got mysoup, so I was happy.
SPEAKER_04 (10:16):
Long story short, people, I end up getting the
soup and then cooking formyself.
Because I bought just enoughsoup for her, because I didn't
want that shit.
SPEAKER_02 (10:23):
But I shared my soup.
So my week was like I couldn'teven finish it because I like in
my mind I was hungry, but thenwhen I started eating, I was
like, I knew you wouldn't getthat much.
SPEAKER_04 (10:31):
That's why, that's why I was like, that's why I was
really mad they didn't tell herin the small.
SPEAKER_02 (10:35):
No, it's only it's only one size.
SPEAKER_04 (10:36):
I knew you weren't gonna eat a large.
Um so my week was exhausting.
SPEAKER_02 (10:40):
Dealing, uh, you know, wearing being a husband
and a father.
SPEAKER_04 (10:45):
That's that part wasn't exhausting.
I had to put on the mother roll.
Okay.
That's I said, mmm.
It's a lot, huh?
I said, if if if uh if if she'ssick one more day, I'm gonna
start having moose wings.
SPEAKER_01 (10:58):
Okay, don't have me hurt you.
I don't I don't want to beviolent.
I'm gonna have to go get me acold.
SPEAKER_04 (11:03):
I'm gonna have to give me a cold drink and a
beverage, give me a cold drinkand some food and sit behind
micros.
I now I understand.
I gotta get away from theseNegroes because they trim it.
SPEAKER_02 (11:14):
Now I understand.
You get it now, huh?
SPEAKER_04 (11:16):
Everything I got comfortable.
Babe, get comfortable again.
Dad.
SPEAKER_02 (11:21):
Pick up drop off, appointments, hold on, errands.
It's the errands, ain't it?
SPEAKER_04 (11:28):
Yeah, it is.
It's the errands, ain't it?
This is the thing about pickingup a drop-off.
So now, since I've been pickingthe drop off, now I go and I
park, I park up the hill.
Uh-huh.
So now she's like, oh, Dad, Itold you I don't like walking.
Man, we're gonna walk up thishill because I'm not finna carry
you.
Well, you're gonna carry mybackpack.
I will carry your backpack foryou if you ask politely.
I said, you know, she's spoiled.
SPEAKER_02 (11:48):
I thought she likes doing the hill.
Is it the hill that's in theschool or the hill that's
walking down the hill?
SPEAKER_04 (11:55):
And then she let the car to be right there.
Oh, okay.
She doesn't want to have to walkdown the street.
Oh, okay.
I've been parking down thestreet to get my steps.
SPEAKER_02 (12:01):
Oh, yeah.
She don't she don't want to doall that, Maurice.
After school.
She's been at school all day.
SPEAKER_04 (12:06):
I don't care about that.
Wow.
She'll do shit at school, we'llplay.
Morning recess, lunch recess.
Bye.
Second recess.
SPEAKER_02 (12:15):
And then running Mount 100 Mile Club.
SPEAKER_04 (12:17):
What we got today, Buskies?
SPEAKER_02 (12:19):
Today it's an hour two cents episode.
SPEAKER_04 (12:21):
Thank God, because I don't think she got the capacity
to talk about an actual issuebecause she is not 100%.
SPEAKER_02 (12:27):
I don't know if I have the capacity uh to read all
this today.
You might have to take.
SPEAKER_04 (12:32):
No, we're not gonna have you take over because we'll
be here all day.
I'm about to uh bust out myhooked on phonics.
SPEAKER_02 (12:38):
Wait a minute, did you see that uh I it was a
TikTok and it was like she wassitting down reading the Bible,
and it says what it's like whenmy wife reads, and it was uh
Buster Ryan span in thebackground when he on the Chris
Brown is like and then it says,then it switches to him, and it
says verses when my husbandreads, and he's holding a um a
Dr.
Seuss book, and it's the littleboy's voice.
(12:59):
Um, because like when you know,like um Okay, because like all
right, go ahead and read thesethings because now you're about
to piss me.
SPEAKER_04 (13:06):
You're about to find a new way to piss me off.
SPEAKER_02 (13:09):
Don't make me laugh, it's gonna make me cough.
SPEAKER_04 (13:11):
You about to find a new way to piss me off.
SPEAKER_02 (13:14):
Okay, um, so let's let's let's get this party
started, guys.
Because I know y'all probablydon't want to listen to my
stuffiness for very much longer.
Um, and plus I'm starting to gethot again.
Oh, yeah, you are.
Um, here we go.
Um also excuse my readingbecause my eyes get a little
foggy.
Okay, look here.
SPEAKER_04 (13:32):
If you can't do it, just do it.
SPEAKER_02 (13:33):
Uh shut up.
Okay, here we go.
Am I the asshole for rejectingmy friend's request to have an
open relationship with myhusband?
SPEAKER_04 (13:41):
Oh, wow.
This is crazy.
That's bold.
SPEAKER_02 (13:44):
We're starting off.
That's bold.
Okay, here we go.
I'm a 30-year-old female andI've been married to my husband,
who's 32 for five years.
We have two beautiful kids, fiveand six, five-year-old male,
six-year-old female, and have avery strong relationship and are
happy together.
Recently, my quote unquotefriend Lisa, who's 29, confided
in me that she has developedfeelings for my husband.
(14:06):
Bitch.
She said that she finds himattractive and admires our
relationship, and she asked ifwe could consider having an open
relationship so that she couldbe with him too.
I was shocked.
I told her, no, explaining thatmy husband and I are committed
to each other and that we arenot interested in an open
relationship.
Lisa got upset and accused me ofbeing selfish and closed-minded.
(14:30):
She argued that today's modernrelationships should be flexible
and that I was denying herhappiness.
Since then, Lisa has beendistant and has been spreading
rumors in our friend groupsuggesting that I am overly
possessive and controlling.
This has caused a lot oftension, and some of our mutual
friends are now taking sides.
(14:50):
My husband is supportive of mydecision, but I feel guilty for
the drama it has caused.
So am I the asshole forrejecting my friend's request to
have an open relationship withmy husband?
SPEAKER_04 (15:00):
Okay, first of all.
First of all, Lisa ain't yourfriend.
Right.
Fuck Lisa.
Uh-huh.
Let me talk about that.
And what the fuck she means myhusband is supportive.
SPEAKER_02 (15:08):
Is he trying to convince her because he wants to
save Lisa?
No, he's support, he'ssupportive of her, like telling
her Lisa no.
SPEAKER_04 (15:16):
But does he want to tell?
I want to know, does he want totell Lisa no?
SPEAKER_02 (15:19):
He he's saying, oh, you instead of him saying like
absolutely not, he's justtelling his wife, I support your
decision.
I'm not gonna now that you saidthat, I think that would run me
the wrong way too.
If you came to me and been like,I support your decision.
SPEAKER_04 (15:32):
Like it should be my decision too.
Right, so are you trying to uhis he trying to crack Lisa?
That's my question.
SPEAKER_02 (15:39):
Or maybe he never considered an open relationship,
or maybe he has thought about anopen relationship, but he knows
first of all he knows that hiswife wouldn't go for it.
SPEAKER_04 (15:45):
People, this is this is what I mean when I say stop
telling people about yourrelationship.
Yeah, don't ever tell peopledon't I don't care if they're
your friend.
That's it.
Do not divulge uh informationabout your marriage or your
relationship to other peoplebecause now Lisa asks want to
know what it's like.
Yeah, Lisa won her turn on theride.
SPEAKER_02 (16:04):
Well, because Lisa's on the outside looking in, and
like she said, I've developedfeelings for your husband, but I
also admire you guys'relationship, and I just want to
know if you wouldn't mindsharing that with me.
No, ma'am.
SPEAKER_04 (16:18):
No, Lisa 304.
SPEAKER_02 (16:19):
No, no, no, we're not gonna share.
Yes, I mind.
SPEAKER_04 (16:22):
That's not your friend.
SPEAKER_02 (16:23):
Right.
I mean, but bold, bold, boldenough on Lisa's part to even
come to her friend and say someshit like that.
SPEAKER_04 (16:31):
But now she's starting messing in the group
chat, and now you got friendspicking sides.
SPEAKER_01 (16:35):
First of all, first of all, what are there different
sides?
Right.
I want to know the rationalebetween the sides.
SPEAKER_02 (16:42):
She said that Lisa's 29.
So would that make her a GenZer?
I don't, it doesn't matter.
I'm just trying to think.
SPEAKER_04 (16:50):
I don't I don't care how old you are.
Yeah.
If she's over 18, she'savailable for these hands.
SPEAKER_02 (16:56):
Bye.
SPEAKER_04 (16:58):
Goodbye.
SPEAKER_02 (16:59):
She's available for these hands.
She's open business.
No, if a friend came to me andand said some shit like that, I
would just say.
Oh no, which one?
Okay.
Don't don't make me hurt you.
Don't make me hurt you.
Don't make me hurt you.
Which one?
SPEAKER_04 (17:16):
You want me to get a list?
SPEAKER_02 (17:17):
Go ahead.
You've always told me I've neverit's for you.
Like my friends aren't yourtype.
SPEAKER_04 (17:23):
They're not.
They're really not.
Lord knows.
None of them.
Zero.
SPEAKER_02 (17:29):
How many?
SPEAKER_04 (17:30):
Zero.
SPEAKER_02 (17:31):
I feel like we've we've both had that
conversation.
Zero.
Because I've said the same thingabout him.
SPEAKER_04 (17:36):
No, I got a couple.
SPEAKER_02 (17:37):
Not that are my type.
SPEAKER_04 (17:39):
That you would know.
SPEAKER_02 (17:40):
No, I wouldn't.
Do I know them?
Or are these friends that you'vekept from me?
I know them.
No.
What about the?
That was a test that you passed.
Oh, I was like, See, that was.
I literally started thinkingabout all your friends.
And I was like, none of them.
SPEAKER_04 (17:55):
So now you're thinking about the niggas.
SPEAKER_02 (17:57):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (17:57):
Goodbye.
And the non-niggers.
SPEAKER_02 (18:00):
And the non-niggas.
Right, right.
Because that's that's exactlywhat that was going to my mind.
Because I was like, it'sdefinitely at first, at first it
remembered I was like, it'sdefinitely not the niggas.
And then like the second I waslike, I started thinking about
the non-niggers, then I waslike, definitely not them
either.
So who could it be?
SPEAKER_04 (18:17):
Next one.
SPEAKER_02 (18:18):
Who could it be talking about?
I was gonna say something else,I'm not gonna say it.
I love you.
Um okay, let's move on.
SPEAKER_04 (18:24):
Not you trying to trigger me.
I'm not you are okay.
SPEAKER_02 (18:28):
What?
SPEAKER_04 (18:29):
Clean your throat before you read the next one.
SPEAKER_02 (18:31):
Shut up.
My throat, my throat's gettingscratchy.
Let me let me drink some water.
Hold on, guys.
SPEAKER_04 (18:38):
I love when you put your maffer in that bottle.
SPEAKER_02 (18:40):
Maybe you should edit that out so they don't have
to like listen to me gulp downmy water.
SPEAKER_04 (18:43):
No, I'm gonna leave that in there.
They need to hear the gulp.
So they know why I'm here.
unknown (18:47):
Okay.
SPEAKER_02 (18:50):
Bye, Maurice.
All right, here we go.
Am I the asshole for burstingout laughing when she told me
what she brought to ourrelationship?
Okay.
Um yeah, it says this one's forlike shits and gigs.
Okay.
Um, I apologize for the mouthfulof the title.
(19:11):
I was just trying to be asdescriptive as possible.
No worries.
I'm a 25-year-old male and I'vebeen dating my girlfriend Jen,
who's a 24-year-old female fornine months.
Five months ago, Jen lost herjob when her company went under,
and around the same time, shehad a falling out with her
roommate.
She was in urgent need ofhousing but in an awkward
position with employment status.
So she reluctantly asked if shecould move into my house.
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I agreed because she had alreadyspent the night several times,
and she moved in under thecondition that she would be
looking for work to contribute.
Now, back on our second date,when I asked Jen if she wanted
to be exclusive, she respondedby asking me what I would bring
to the relationship with her.
I answered as pragmatically aspossible.
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I said, a stable income,loyalty, companionship,
willingness to compromise, andconsistent attention to my
appearance and my hygiene.
I didn't really care much forthe question at the time.
And so while she seemed mildlysatisfied with what I said, I
didn't bother asking her thesame in return.
I feel like I've held up my endof the bargain.
But after moving in, Jen onlyreally looked for work for about
(20:19):
two weeks.
She now spends the majority ofher time and her waking hours on
Instagram and TikTok andNetflix.
Well, I think I know her.
I've raised the issue with herindirectly before by asking her
how the job search was going,and she said nobody was hiring,
which I find hard to believe.
Well, yesterday in the evening,I finally hit my limit.
(20:40):
Jen drank a bottle of wine thatI was saving for a romantic
evening date and spent the restof her day screwing around on
her phone.
After work, I sat her down and Iasked what she thought she was
bringing to our relationship.
Okay, let's get it.
Jen stared at me for a fewseconds as if I had asked the
dumbest question in history ofmankind.
Then she erupted, franticallypointing at herself and
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screaming, Me, I'm the prize.
Not on my couch.
From my perspective, this wascoming from a woman who had just
gotten daydrunk off of wine,watched Netflix, and ate all of
my food.
I honestly couldn't containmyself, and I just burst out
into laughter.
Every time I looked back at her,she would give me this insidious
look while shrugging, which onlymade me laugh even harder.
(21:27):
Jen got really angry at me andlet out this wailing shriek of a
sound.
She stormed off to another roomwhere I'm 100% sure she just
screwed around on her phone evenmore.
I haven't talked to her since.
I feel like I might have gonetoo far.
Was I being an asshole?
No.
SPEAKER_04 (21:44):
Hell no.
I love stories like this becauseI love it when it's reversed.
Because had that been a no-goodtwo-to-women nigga laying on the
couch on the room.
If the roles were reversed, ifthe role was reversed, I'ma sit
down.
The women in the comments willbe going at his ass.
I want the same energy in thecomments from GZ.
That's the same.
I want the same energy.
(22:05):
It's not the same.
I want the same energy.
SPEAKER_02 (22:06):
It's not the same.
SPEAKER_04 (22:07):
No, everybody wants it.
You want to be equal?
SPEAKER_02 (22:10):
Uh listen, not everybody was on the same joke.
SPEAKER_04 (22:13):
Look, look here.
Y'all wanted woman's suffrage.
SPEAKER_02 (22:16):
Okay, bye.
Okay, y'all.
That's not the same thing.
Stop it.
That is not the same thing.
SPEAKER_04 (22:21):
Y'all want equal rights.
Cut it out.
So I don't think you're anasshole at all.
Like I said, if the roles werereversed, this would be a
laughable situation.
And every woman would tell youto put that man out.
Right.
So I'm going to keep the sameenergy.
But you think he's going to puther out?
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
Because I always say women getmore grace than men.
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Strictly because y'all got apair of titties.
SPEAKER_02 (22:44):
But but now that she's been in the house, she
hasn't worked, and she's justcomfortable.
She's comfortable.
Yeah.
And unless he's going to breakup with her.
SPEAKER_01 (22:52):
But what's crazy is how does she think she deprived?
I can get more for my money offof Tinder.
Because she's been looking.
I can get more for my money offTinder.
I could at least I can send herhome.
SPEAKER_02 (23:03):
Because she's been looking on social media.
And it told her.
SPEAKER_04 (23:07):
That he should that he should want to take care of
it.
SPEAKER_02 (23:09):
She should just sit there and day drink.
Okay.
And not try to find a job.
SPEAKER_04 (23:13):
Again, I say if though if the roles were
reverse, I know.
SPEAKER_02 (23:17):
The reaction, the reaction would probably be
different.
SPEAKER_04 (23:22):
It might be.
Now I can see if she was sittingat home all day showing her
phone, if she was throwing thatshit down and cooking and
throwing that shit down on thethrowing it on.
SPEAKER_01 (23:29):
But how you know she's not?
She's not.
How you know she not?
Because they had time to talk.
SPEAKER_02 (23:33):
Okay.
Bye, Maurice.
SPEAKER_01 (23:35):
They shouldn't have been talking.
They shouldn't have beenfucking.
Goodbye.
That's the problem.
If they was fucking instead oftalking.
SPEAKER_02 (23:40):
You're making my nose run.
SPEAKER_04 (23:42):
He wouldn't have had time to bring it up.
I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_02 (23:46):
Okay, here we go.
Um, am I the asshole for kickingout my sister and her family
because her son and herhusband's entitlement?
SPEAKER_04 (23:57):
No.
SPEAKER_02 (23:58):
I'm a 23-year-old female.
My sister is 37.
So it's her older sister.
Um, have we've always had arocky relationship, had our ups
and downs, but we've always hadeach other's back.
That's why when her house had areally bad flood, I offered to
let her stay with me and mygirlfriend in our house.
We had enough space and wetalked it through first.
(24:20):
So my sister, her husband, andmy 13-year-old nephew packed up
their things and set camp to ourhouse.
My nephew and I have been fine,but he had this entitlement to
him that always got on mynerves.
Right off the bat, he tried toclaim mine and my girlfriend's
shared bedroom like it was someguest house.
I politely told him that hecouldn't stay in our bedroom and
(24:42):
that he could stay either in theguest room or the TV room in our
basement.
He immediately got upset anddemanded our room.
My brother-in-law tried tomediate the situation, but the
whole reason he wanted the roomwas so that he could have our TV
for his gaming system.
I showed him to the TV room inour basement and he relented and
agreed to sleep downstairs.
I was sort of relieved, assuminghe would spend most of his time
(25:05):
down there.
It had only been a week beforethe issue started.
My brother-in-law wouldn't cleanup after himself.
He would fill the sink withdirty dishes, leave his dirty
laundry all over the house, andwouldn't clean up the bathroom
after he used it.
My nephew kept me and mygirlfriend up all night with his
screaming and yelling at hisvideo games.
I brought all these problems upto my sister and she just
(25:25):
brushed it off by saying,They're just used to how things
are at home.
You ain't at home.
Right.
I told her that I ran thingsdifferently, but she wouldn't
budge.
After another week, mygirlfriend asked me if the cat
had thrown up somewheredownstairs because there was a
very sour smell every time shewent to do laundry.
I looked around everywhere, butfound nothing.
(25:45):
Until I realized the smell wascoming from my nephew.
I almost gagged.
He clearly hadn't showered indays.
I talked to my sister and shetried the excuse of boys will
just be boys, but I wasn'thaving it.
I stormed downstairs and I toldmy nephew that he needed to have
a shower ASAP.
(26:06):
He threw a fit and startedthrowing empty soda cans and
food containers at me whilethrowing curse words and insults
at me.
I brought up the issue to mysister, but all she did was try
to quote unquote gentle parent,which was just him getting his
way by cussing out his mother.
By the first month, me and mygirlfriend had finally had
enough.
(26:27):
During dinner, I brought up theissue that had been happening
and now and how they wereaffecting me and my girlfriend.
All three of them brushed it offand claimed that they were just
too stressed.
I bit my tongue, but I wasfighting back, jumping across
the table at my sister.
The first month and a half ofliving with them was pure hell
on earth.
What immediately drew the linewas me overhearing my
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brother-in-law on the phone withhis friend.
I tried not to listen until Iheard him saying the most
disrespectful and disgustingthings about me and my
girlfriend I have ever heard.
My blood immediately boiled whenI heard him say that he thought,
quote, living with two gaychicks would be much hotter.
(27:11):
I snapped and demanded him andmy sister pack their things and
leave my house immediately.
He acted like he hadn't justcompletely disrespected me in my
own home.
My sister tried to defend him,saying that it was a joke.
I refused to hear her out.
I told her about her husband andher son's disgusting habits and
entitlements and said that Irefused to deal with it anymore.
I gave her one day to get all oftheir stuff and leave before I
(27:34):
did it myself.
She immediately broke down intears, claiming they had nowhere
to go.
I told her to get a hotel room,stay at a friend's, or hell, go
to our parents' house anywherebut here.
She called me cruel andheartless, but I didn't care.
I couldn't take it anymore.
I was exhausted.
She called me a bitch and wentto her guest room.
(27:54):
I didn't care.
I was just relieved to get themout.
They packed their things andleft.
And my sister hasn't said muchto me since.
My girlfriend said that I didthe right thing.
But was I being an asshole?
Hell no.
Fuck all of them.
Absolutely not.
Fuck all of them.
Absolutely not.
It's your space.
It's your home.
Look here.
I'm not going to beuncomfortable in my own home.
(28:15):
I'm not going to be disrespectedin my own home.
And I I invited you into my hometo help you and your family.
SPEAKER_04 (28:20):
You don't even mean helpful.
SPEAKER_02 (28:22):
And all you've taken my comedy.
Most people, most people, thefirst thing that most people try
to do when they're in your spaceis be, yeah, they try to be out
of the way.
Like that's like if you're insomebody else's space, you don't
want, you don't want theireveryday to be interrupted
because you also probably knowwhat it feels like to have
people in your space.
So usually they try to like stayout the way or they try to be
(28:44):
more helpful or you know, likebring something.
But you think just because we'resisters that you can, however
you run your unruly household,you can bring that shit over
here.
Absolutely not.
Here's my problem.
Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_04 (28:59):
First of all, let me double down by saying fuck all
of them.
SPEAKER_02 (29:02):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (29:02):
I'm talking about the sister, her husband, and
that bitch ass nephew of yours.
SPEAKER_02 (29:06):
The stinky one?
SPEAKER_04 (29:07):
Yes, his stinky ass.
Fuck all of them.
You don't come into someone'shouse and then try to dictate
the terms in which you uh uhlive in their house.
SPEAKER_02 (29:18):
Right.
Or make excuses.
SPEAKER_04 (29:20):
She's already doing you a solid by letting you stay
here.
Yep.
She's doing more than what Iwould have done.
Right.
Because the first time thenephew would have would have
would have talked back, yougotta go.
Yep.
And to sit here and say that Ithought it'd be harder living
with two days.
SPEAKER_00 (29:35):
That's crazy work.
SPEAKER_01 (29:36):
Are you trying to sleep with them?
That's crazy work.
SPEAKER_02 (29:38):
Now that makes me think, have you been trying to
spy on us or something?
SPEAKER_04 (29:41):
Right.
Because my thing is, did youthink something was gonna happen
for you?
What did you think would happen?
Yeah, what did you think wouldhappen?
What's going on here?
And then for the sister to justturn the previous to just turn a
blind eye like, oh, they're oh,they're just used to being at
home, but they're not at home.
SPEAKER_02 (29:55):
That's the yeah, and you should have taken it.
SPEAKER_01 (29:58):
But now that I know.
That you don't give a fuck howabout how you run your house?
Yeah.
And not only she's their maid.
Right.
She's their maid.
SPEAKER_04 (30:07):
Not only does your husband don't understand
boundaries, your son's gettingraised the same way where he has
no goddamn.
Yeah.
Because how the hell are yougonna demand my room?
Bitch.
SPEAKER_02 (30:14):
How you gonna come over here and be like, no, I'm
gonna need this room because ofthis TV.
How about be how about be gladthat you're not sleeping in the
car?
SPEAKER_04 (30:21):
Look here, people.
I'm gonna say this.
I'm gonna say this one time.
Gentle parody don't work for allthese kids.
SPEAKER_02 (30:26):
Yeah.
Some of these kids.
They need hands.
SPEAKER_04 (30:30):
No, you no, you're right.
They need hands.
You gotta, you gotta put yourI'm not gonna- You gotta put
your foot down.
SPEAKER_01 (30:36):
I'm not condoning both feet.
I'm not condoning violence orabuse.
SPEAKER_04 (30:40):
Abuse.
I'm just saying, take it to theline.
SPEAKER_02 (30:44):
Bye.
Take it to the line.
SPEAKER_04 (30:45):
Take it to the line.
Like, like if this is abuse,take it right right here.
To let them know that it'spossible for me to get there.
SPEAKER_02 (30:55):
Just to just to invoke enough fear.
Yeah.
Bye, Devil.
SPEAKER_04 (30:59):
I'm just saying, this is wild.
Yeah, it is.
You're not an asshole.
SPEAKER_02 (31:02):
No, you're definitely not an asshole.
SPEAKER_04 (31:04):
And I would have sent her ass to mom and dad.
Protect your home.
I would have sent her ass to momand daddy house a lot a lot
sooner.
SPEAKER_02 (31:08):
And you know what?
I'm thinking, would I call momand dad to let them know how
they kidding?
No, no, here's the thing.
Or let them be just a surpriseand let mom and daddy.
SPEAKER_04 (31:17):
Daddy surprised.
Yeah.
Because here's what's gonnahappen.
Mama dad, like, I don't know whyyour sister would do that to
you.
But then once they're mom anddad's house for a while, Dad's
gonna be like, Yeah, I justgotta go.
Yeah, I gotta go.
Because I guarantee you, yeah,daddy wouldn't put up with that
shit.
Yeah.
And I guarantee you, had it beenyour parents' house, your
husband would treat your parentsdifferently.
SPEAKER_02 (31:34):
Oh, I would hope so.
Oh, I know he will.
I would hope so.
SPEAKER_04 (31:37):
I know he would because because because dad is
there.
Yeah.
And he knows dad can put theman's on his ass.
SPEAKER_02 (31:43):
Okay, here we go.
Excuse me, guys.
SPEAKER_04 (31:47):
Oh my God.
Just sick.
SPEAKER_02 (31:50):
What the?
I am sick.
I know.
Go ahead.
Okay, last one.
Um, am I the asshole for tellingmy husband's best friend she's
just not funny after years ofjokes about me?
Okay.
Okay, so I'm Veronica and I'm a31-year-old female.
My husband Jake has his bestfriend named Melissa.
SPEAKER_04 (32:12):
Oh, never mind.
SPEAKER_02 (32:13):
David's been friends since college, so like 10 plus
years.
Melissa has this thing where shemakes jokes about me in front of
people.
And they're not actually funny,they're just mean.
Jealousy.
It started maybe two years agowhen Jake and I got married.
She made a comment at ourwedding reception about how I
finally locked him down, which,okay, whatever, wedding jitters
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or something.
But then it just kept happening.
Comments about my weight.
Veronica, you're so brave to bewearing that.
I could never.
Comments about my cooking.
Jake, you better keep takeoutmenus on hand.
Comments about my job.
I'm a cake decorator, and she'smade multiple comments about how
it's not a real career, but justa hobby that pays.
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And every single time, if Idon't laugh or if I looked
annoyed, she goes, I'm justkidding.
God, you're so sensitive.
So she is.
Jake always says, that's justMelissa's sense of humor, and
that I shouldn't take itpersonally.
But like, how am I supposed totake it if not personally?
She's literally making jokesabout me.
(33:16):
Anyways, this was Saturday,maybe Friday.
We were at a barbecue at Jake'sfriend's house, a bunch of
people there, and Melissa,obviously.
I made a cake for the barbecue,red velvet with cream cheese
frosting.
People were complimenting it,saying that it was really good.
I want to pee.
Melissa goes, Yeah, Veronica'scakes are always so pretty.
I just wouldn't trust her actualcooking, though, and laughed.
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And I just, I was just done.
I said, You know what's funny,Melissa?
You've been making these jokesabout me for two years, and I've
never laughed, not once.
Maybe you're just not funny.
Ah, that part.
The whole group went quiet.
Melissa's face went red and shesaid, Wow, okay.
I was just kidding, but I guessyou can't take a joke.
(34:02):
I said, Or maybe you can't makeone.
Okay.
She grabbed her stuff and left.
Just left the barbecue.
Jake was so mad at me on thedrive home.
Fuck Jake.
Said that I embarrassed Melissain front of everyone and that I
was harsh, and she was justtrying to be funny.
Okay.
I said she's been insulting mefor two years, and you've never
not once defended me.
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He said that's different.
She's his best friend, and shedoesn't mean anything by it.
My best, my best friend saysMelissa's been bullying me and
uh bullying me, and Jake's beenenabling it, and I should have
said something way sooner.
But some of Jake's friends aretexting me saying that I was
being too harsh, and Melissa'sreally hurt.
(34:44):
Now I'm second guessing myself.
Like maybe I should have justpulled her to the side privately
or ignored it like I always do.
But I also am kind of not sorry.
Like I'm tired of being thepunchline.
Am I the asshole for calling herout?
No.
SPEAKER_04 (34:58):
No, let me tell you this.
No.
Let me go ahead and cook becauseI got a lot to say.
SPEAKER_02 (35:01):
No, go ahead.
SPEAKER_04 (35:02):
Okay, first of all, fuck Jake.
SPEAKER_02 (35:04):
That's her husband.
SPEAKER_04 (35:05):
I know.
I know.
Fuck Jake.
This shit ain't funny.
And let me tell you whathappened.
Melissa is mad because Melissawas playing a long game, hoping
that Jake would come around topick her.
And since Jake never not.
And Jake, since Jake neverpicked her, her way is to try to
make you look less appealing inJake's eyes to make herself look
better.
So fuck Melissa.
Okay?
(35:25):
Yeah.
And fuck Jake for not protectingyou from your enemies.
SPEAKER_02 (35:29):
Both foreign and domestic.
SPEAKER_04 (35:32):
Exactly.
And if you can't see it, now Iunderstand a lot of times that
men were naive to the gravity ofthe situation.
And this may very much well bepart of her normal uh behavior
and personality.
SPEAKER_02 (35:47):
Like that might, yeah, it might be her broken
boundaries.
SPEAKER_04 (35:50):
Yeah.
Once you committed to this womanand say this is who you're
marrying, boundaries should havebeen set.
Yeah, you're right.
And and for someone toconstantly ridicule your wife,
yeah, and you just sit there.
SPEAKER_02 (36:02):
And not even like you could at least be like, all
right, come on, Melissa, layoff.
Like you don't even do that.
SPEAKER_00 (36:08):
And then you, but for you not even pick them on
the signal that she don't laugh.
SPEAKER_04 (36:12):
Hold on, hold on.
And then that's the part thatreally pissed me off.
SPEAKER_00 (36:15):
That pissed me the hell off.
SPEAKER_04 (36:17):
How the fuck are you embarrassed that I defend
myself?
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (36:21):
But you not embarrassed that this bitch has
been talking about me for thelast two years.
SPEAKER_02 (36:27):
But when she when she brings it to his attention,
his response is that'sdifferent.
She's my best friend.
So are her feelings moreimportant than mine?
SPEAKER_04 (36:36):
She's your best friend, but I'm the vagina
you're going in and you'retrying to get into every night.
Okay.
You fucking me, but that's yourbest friend.
SPEAKER_02 (36:44):
That's his best friend, though.
SPEAKER_04 (36:45):
So go fuck your best friend.
SPEAKER_02 (36:46):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (36:47):
That's crazy work.
SPEAKER_02 (36:48):
He would probably be like, That's the best idea
you've had all in me.
SPEAKER_04 (36:52):
I mean, they can go back to what the first story and
it be open.
But I guarantee but I guaranteeyou, he ain't gonna like Melissa
asked once they go there.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (37:01):
I mean, they probably have, and he didn't, he
figured that wasn't for him.
SPEAKER_04 (37:05):
It probably in college.
It probably most definitelyhappened in the college.
In college.
SPEAKER_02 (37:09):
And he was like, oh no, baby.
SPEAKER_04 (37:11):
That ain't it.
It most definitely happened.
SPEAKER_02 (37:12):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (37:13):
You got one more?
SPEAKER_02 (37:14):
No, I don't.
SPEAKER_01 (37:14):
You said you had five.
Oh no, that was that was it.
SPEAKER_04 (37:17):
Damn, played yourself.
SPEAKER_01 (37:20):
Really?
SPEAKER_04 (37:21):
Only four, huh?
SPEAKER_01 (37:21):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (37:23):
Let's uh hop right into the uh comedy of the week.
Now I'm not sure what post thiscomes from.
I don't remember.
I know it was when I postedrecently, but it's not really
about the post.
Oh gosh.
You know, uh the comic comesfrom the Freeman Lux.
And this this this beautifulsoul says they are so they love
(37:46):
each other so look at herblushing.
All that black love.
SPEAKER_02 (37:51):
I I was wearing blush that day.
SPEAKER_04 (37:53):
Yeah, you was.
But see, when I hear all thatblack love, I'm thinking about
all that ass.
SPEAKER_02 (37:58):
Okay, bye.
SPEAKER_04 (38:00):
Thank you so much.
All that ass.
Ow.
All that ass.
SPEAKER_02 (38:04):
Ow.
SPEAKER_04 (38:04):
In them jeans.
SPEAKER_02 (38:06):
Ow, that hurts.
SPEAKER_04 (38:08):
That's the comment of the week.
SPEAKER_02 (38:09):
Thank you for the comment of the week.
We appreciate that.
I do love him.
Do we?
SPEAKER_04 (38:14):
I would hope so.
Really?
Yeah, I I would.
SPEAKER_02 (38:18):
One could only hope.
Oh.
One could only hope.
I'm teasing you.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sick.
SPEAKER_01 (38:27):
I'm about to be sick of you.
I'm about to be sick of you.
Prepared to be sick of me.
E yucky yucky.
SPEAKER_02 (38:36):
Did you see?
Did you see her wearing theshirt?
She has she has the shirt and itsays.
Do you have a shirt now?
Yeah, and it says e yuck.
SPEAKER_04 (38:45):
I'm gonna probably buy one.
SPEAKER_02 (38:47):
I need one of them.
I I watched the video.
I watched the original video.
And I guess she was doing like ait was a barbecue restaurant uh
thing, and she was like eating,and I I don't remember if it was
the beans or if it was themacaroni and cheese that she had
tasted.
But she had tasted the barbecueand she was like, okay, okay.
Then she tasted something else,and I think I want to say it was
(39:08):
the macaroni and cheese.
I'm pretty sure it was themacaroni and cheese.
And she put the macaroni andcheese in her mouth and she was
like doing this, and then shesaid, euck.
I was like, Oh shoot.
SPEAKER_04 (39:21):
It's funny.
SPEAKER_00 (39:22):
She was like, mm-mm.
SPEAKER_04 (39:24):
Hey, sometimes that just ain't it.
SPEAKER_00 (39:25):
Yeah, she was like, mm-mm.
SPEAKER_04 (39:27):
Sometimes that just ain't it.
SPEAKER_00 (39:28):
But she said, eyuck.
SPEAKER_02 (39:30):
That was comedy.
That was comedy.
I need to go take some moremedicine, guys.
SPEAKER_04 (39:35):
She's going down Booskies.
I'm going down Boosky has beenanother episode.
SPEAKER_02 (39:41):
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you can follow us on all of oursocial media platforms.
SPEAKER_04 (39:47):
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SPEAKER_02 (39:50):
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Let us know if you're in.
SPEAKER_00 (40:08):
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SPEAKER_04 (40:09):
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If we get enough, if we getenough, we may or may not.
We don't commit to anything buteach other.
SPEAKER_02 (40:19):
Okay, goodbye.
Yeah, so follow us on uhYouTube, Instagram, TikTok,
Facebook, Life After I Dopodcast.
Don't forget, you can alwayswrite into the podcast at
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We love and enjoy reading all ofyour stories for our reactions.
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(40:43):
But you get a new episode everyWednesday, guys.
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So until then, peace muskies, peace muskies.
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