February 26, 2025 • 50 mins
This week on the LAID, we’re diving into a fun and thought-provoking game of Would You Rather: Marriage Edition! Join us as we tackle hilarious, tricky, and sometimes deep relationship scenarios. From tough choices to laugh-out-loud moments, we’re putting our marriage instincts to the test. Sit back, relax, and play along as we navigate the mystery situations of Would You Rather!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And he was honest again by coming back and saying,
hey, so I went out there, right, and they wasn't hitting like
you.
And then I realized I'mactually in love with you, right
, and that's why they're nothitting like.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I thought they would, and after that he's going to
have the nerve to sing with thislove.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Nigga, you took the love away.
Hey, everybody, and welcomeback to another episode of the
(00:39):
life.
After I do podcast, you're herewith me today, your host, nisha
g, and I'm accompanied by myhusband, molito her husband mori
mori, that's what our neighborcalls him.
(01:00):
Like he and he knows that hisname is maurice.
Like he'll come, he'll knock onthe door.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He'll be like.
He can't say is maurie here?
He can't say oh, he can't sayno he thinks my name is maurie
and because he's 70 I let it gonah, he knows your name is
maurice.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Because I say I say your name all the time he'd be
like is maurie here and I'd belike maurice is upstairs.
But but yeah, he's a greatneighbor and we do.
I guess you kind of let itslide.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I mean I always just reiterate your name, but I love.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Mario.
I love Mario.
He's a great neighbor.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Mario and Mrs Mario.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yes, that's what Phoenix calls his wife.
Phoenix, when she sees his wife, she goes.
Good morning Mrs Mario.
Good morning Mrs Mario.
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Hey Boos sees his wife, shegoes.
Good morning mrs mario.
Good morning mrs mario.
Hey buskies.
Hi, hi, how you doing?
Um, I'm good.
How was your week?
My week was how?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
was my week.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
My week was actually pretty good, I thought you were
gonna say week.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You thought my week was weak, yeah no, because you
was being weak in the gym today.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, I was not.
I literally have a bum shoulder, elbow, wrist.
You got a bum left side.
I do.
I have legitimate a bum leftside which is diabolical because
it used to be my weak side.
Now it's stronger than my rightside and now it's injured,
diabolical.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Diabolical.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Diabolical, but I had a good week Baby girl had a
competition and you know it didnot pan out as we had thought.
But she did walk away with somehardware, so that was good.
She did walk away with a medal,so that was good.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
She was happy about that because she was on the
verge of tears before theycalled her name.
She really was Her.
She was happy about thatbecause she was on the verge of
tears before they called hername.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
She really was.
Her eyes were getting all pink.
She was holding them back.
She was holding them back and Ikept reminding her.
I was like we're not going todo that here.
I was like don't you let out atear in front of all these
people, girl.
I said we're going to do thatwhen we get to the car you relax
.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Because we're not going to have.
I said because, once thefloodgates open.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
She can't hold herself.
So I was like I said you'regood.
I was like you're good.
I was holding her, I wasrubbing her back and trying to
console her.
Her eyes was getting all wateryand all pink and then they
called her name for a floor andshe jetted out of my lap and she
went up there and got her medaland came back to me and looked
at me, like now what I was like.
Ma'am, calm down, relax.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
When they called her name, I said when they called
her name, I said thank God.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
We were going to leave, remember, because I
wanted to leave.
I was like she's not going toplace, let's just go.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And I was like oh, thank god, that's okay, she
gonna walk away with something.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Damn, that sounds terrible.
As a parent, huh and I was like, but I mean honestly, she did
not perform to the best of herability.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And I do believe, and I know she knows, that and I do
believe it was because it wasso late at night I think that
might have had something to dowith it because she started to
get a little sleepy right beforewe had to go in and and.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Plus she was playing for like that whole hour before
we got there, because we gotdown there like two hours early.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Which I thought it was diabolical for them to put
her age group as the last groupof the night.
These kids, they ask them ifthey care.
They bad time at seven and youwant them to go perform at seven
.
Ask them.
They don't, they care, theydon't.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
They do not.
But yeah, other than that itended up being A really good
week.
You know, just the same old,same old School, gym, gym with
her, you know, but it was a goodweek, I can't complain.
How was your week?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Again.
My week was just here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It was.
It was just a.
It was just a roller coaster,you know.
It was just.
It was up and down, down and up, left and right, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
No, I don't.
Can you elaborate?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'm wrapping my head around this concept of going
back to normal life.
Oh, our regularly scheduledprogramming, and there's some
things that I look forward toabout going back to normal life
oh, our regularly scheduledprogramming and there's some
things that I look forward toabout going back to normal life
the fact that I'm going to doless around here.
I look forward to that.
Yeah, I look forward to that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Less Less.
Did you start doing more atsome?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
point.
Okay, you know what?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I'm so lost.
Okay, I'm so lost.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Alright, wait a minute.
Know, you know, you know I'vebeen cooking and I've been doing
my own laundry and I've beenhelping you with the kitchen and
stuff it's not help, you livehere sir helping, but you know,
so when I go back I ain't gottado none of that stuff, right?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
and then I.
I get my mornings back tomyself.
It don't matter You're going tospend four of those hours in
the gym.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I do be at the gym all damn day, all day, and now,
with me not there to tell youlet's go you're going to run
amok.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I ain't got no breaks now You're going to run amok I
can stay in there until it'stime to get it from school.
You're going to be like well, Imight as well get my steps
while I'm here.
Might as well finish my steps.
Might as well finish recoverytwice.
Might as well do the sauna Hell.
I might even take a swim?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That I doubt, Highly doubt.
But I mean, overall, my weekwas cool.
You know, I'm still yelling gobirds.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't know what these Lakers are doing.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't even pay attention.
You fall asleep on most games.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'm just trying to be a better person.
You know, that's it.
It's hard out here for me.
It's hard out here.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
What's so difficult?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's just hard.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Just let me know so I can be there for you, so I can
be a support system for you.
I don't think it can support mein the way I need you to,
because most of my blocks aremental.
Oh, I mean, I try to supportyou the best that I can, and
then you also have a therapist,so yeah, shout out to Dr
Williams.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So I'm like my therapist is a black woman.
They don't know that, huh.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I mean you just told them, so I guess you wanted them
to know.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I guess they know now .
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, told them so I guess you wanted them to know.
I guess they don't know.
Yeah, uh, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So just trying to mentally prepare yourself to get
back to into the, the, into thethick of it, and it's not even
really the thick of it, it'sjust comparing myself, preparing
myself to go deal with otherfolks I mean, but you don't
really deal with a lot of people.
You always say that yourselfthat's one of the perks that you
like about your job.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What I'm telling you is my first couple days back oh,
because you have to like, dotraining and stuff like all the
stuff you missed.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I gotta deal with some people.
Yeah, you're gonna be inpeople's faces for the first
week now, luckily to me, for me,you know, I'm only gonna
probably work seven days.
The first two weeks I'm back,okay, you?
Know, because I can't work sund, okay, you know.
Because I can't work Sundays?
Because my daughter Right.
And I can't work Fridaysbecause I got therapy.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So I mean it's going to be my first Monday might be a
six-hour day.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh, that might be nice.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You know it will be.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wait six hours.
What time do you go in?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'll be out by the time she got out of school, so
we'll be back together again.
So that might be, but it iswhat it is.
You know, it's just.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Are you at least a little excited about going back?
Oh damn, I'm excited about mypaychecks.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh my God, that's it.
I'm going to keep it a bean.
Diabolical, I'm going to keepit a bean.
The only excitement I feel isgetting these normal paychecks
Because this disability pay.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
That ain't it.
That ain't it.
This budget is a.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It ain't it.
I'm tired of it.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You know how long it was.
I had to budget.
I mean you budget.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Jesus Is this.
Had to budget.
I mean you budget, but likethis, yeah, yeah, jesus, is this
jesus?
I can't even act my way.
Well, but just be grateful thatI'm out here and I can't even
act my wage goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I had to act below.
I'm out here acting like I'm awage worker bye, maurice, stop,
I can't even act my way.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Goodbye, you don't act.
Your wage, even when you're atwork, cut it out.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh, I do.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Cut it out, I do Well , I mean, we just have to
cherish these last few days.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I just look at it as, in the words of the great
Stutter McFly, I'm about toelevate.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
That's so diabolical that every time I listened to
that song.
So there's this song that Ihave on my playlist that I got
from my husband and the song iscalled Elevate and, um, his
other podcast mate, shout out toStudda McFly.
He's he has a verse on the songand so when I'm in the gym I'm
listening to it and every timethat part comes on I'm like damn
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, this really sounds like itcould be.
It could be Andy, that's socrazy.
And so on the way to the gymtoday he was playing the song on
uh in the car and I was like,oh, I meant to tell you the
verse, the last verse that's onthis song.
It sounds like it could be Andy.
I was like that's so crazy.
And he was like hynesia, it is.
And I was like wait, what I waslike I said hold on it is.
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He was like yes that is him.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I said oh, don't be knocking my boy no, I didn't
know.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I didn't know it sounded like him because I know
I know his style.
That's why, when I first heardit, I was like damn he, this guy
really has a close likeness toto andy.
That's crazy, the one and only.
And then, when you told me itwas actually him, I was like,
well, it makes sense, because Ihear his.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
The one and only McFly yeah instead of McFly.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
But yeah, well, I mean, you know, babe, I'm going
to miss you when you go back towork.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Highly doubtful.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
My mornings will not be the same.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Look here she can't wait till us to leave so she can
put on her true crime wait aminute, okay, speaking of true
crime, no hold on.
She gonna put on her true, thisis gonna be her first Monday
here by herself.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
She gonna drop me off wait a minute, wait a minute,
hold on, nah.
Nah, drop me off, she gonnadrop minute my bad.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Wait a minute, hold on.
No, not drop me off.
She's going to drop my daughteroff.
She's going to go to the gym.
Yep, she's going to get homeabout 12 o'clock.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
After the gym, I'm going to go to.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Starbucks.
As I said, you're going to gethome about 12 o'clock, right
From 12 until the time she gotto get my daughter true crime
and she gonna, and she gonnastart cleaning.
That's that's.
That's it, because she ain'tgot to get my daughter to 3 30
on monday, so she gonna well, 3,2, 3, 15 yeah so she gonna, she
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gonna, for three hours.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
She gonna be in here on some mrs clean and it's just
gonna be like it's gonna feel myheart.
It's, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
And then and then hold on.
Let me come on tell me whatwrong so then.
So then after she did, shegonna go get my daughter.
Then she gonna come home.
She might finish up a littlecleaning if she didn't finish
exactly or if it's not to thepoint where she's ready to leave
it for the next day.
She's gonna finish that andthen around five she's say let
me get some dinner for this man.
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So when I come home around 7,dinner's going to be ready.
We're going to have dinner, thehouse will be clean and on top
of that, I'm going to go back tohaving a clean wife.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
A clean wife.
What do you mean?
I'm always clean.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I'm not saying you dirty, but the highlight of my
evening is I know that youalways shower if I come home.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
So when I come in I'm like fresh, fresh.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Diabolical, diabolical.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Fresh.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
And you be taking for granted the little things I do.
I try to make sure the house isstraight.
She's doing what she needs to.
Your meal is already made.
I'm ready and prepared for you.
I'm ready.
I have to ready and prepare mymind so that I can be a good
support system for my husband.
when he comes home after dealingwith the world, I try to be
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there for him and create thissoft space for him to just come
home transition, take his shower, he gets his food and then like
we lay down and I rub his headand I ask him about his day he
never tells me about his day,but I ask him anyways, but he
never tells me about it.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
See, like those are little things I think you'd be
taking for granted but the thingis, the more I think about it,
the more like you probably won'thave to make me dinner.
No, it's going to be prepped.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's going to be meal prepped.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, I'm most likely going to take lunch and dinner
to work and then just come homeand shower and lay my ass down.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
But I'll have a protein cheesecake waiting for
you.
I'm going to eat able to.
No, I am.
I am gonna miss you, but I'malso excited.
It sounds crazy and I don't knowwhen this happened and I don't
know at what part in age ofadulthood that we transition to
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being excited for shit likeappliances and cleaning the
house in peace, and I'm like Ireally don't know when that
happened, but it just doessomething for me when I can be
in the house by myself with myairpods in my true crime and
murder plan in my oh no it's notthe same it's not the same it's
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not.
You know.
What I think it is too isbecause I wear headphones so
much.
I feel as though my I don'tknow if it's like impairing my
hearing over time, but I feellike things need to be in my ear
.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
So what do you?
What did you?
What do you do if someone comesin?
Do you set the alarm?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, I do.
I make sure the top and bottomlocks are locked, and I'm not
joking.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I know you're not.
I make sure the top and bottomlocks are uh locked.
I set the alarm and I put thethe um the rods in the windows.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh wow you.
You being here, though, becauseI wouldn't be able to hear
anybody right, I would.
I really wouldn't be able tohear anybody.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But I understand, that's how I, that's kind of how
I feel like when I actuallylike get in the garage and start
cleaning stuff like okay,because you get like in your own
groove or like how, how, liketoday I was standing outside and
I was like, okay, it's about tobe March, so it's time to go
get this grass seed and time toreseed and go ahead and do my
ground softener get the soilready.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Like when did this happen?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
When did it happen?
And I was looking at it.
I was looking at the grassgetting excited.
I said I'm going to go to Home.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Depot.
This is diabolical.
I'm going to go to Home Depot.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'm going to go Home Depot, I'm going to order.
I'm probably going to order offAmazon, because the grass seed
I want you can't really get atHome Depot.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
That merry-go-round.
You can't get it at Home Depot,so I was like yeah See, I don't
know.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't know when the transition happened because,
like, even when the so, he's,he's, we're reorganizing the
garage and we want to make itinto like a little mini home gym
and we want to make it intolike a little mini home gym.
So he's like he's cleared outenough space that once we get
rid of like one big item inthere that we could probably
transition all of her gymnasticsequipment back to the garage.
And then I was getting excitedbecause I was like I get my
formal living room back and Iwas like, oh my gosh, we need to
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buy new bookshelves.
I can redecorate.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I got a new rug I want to roll out.
It's a lot what we got today.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Bliskey these people are tired of hearing about you,
really Ain't nobody hearingabout me.
Today I wanted to pick yourbrain in a friendly fun game of
Would you Rather?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
If I would rather sleep.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
You suck.
So we're going to play, wouldyou?
Okay, you're gross.
We're gonna play um a friendlygame of.
Would you rather?
Couple's edition.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Okay, okay, all right , all right, ready are we just
going down this list here?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
we're gonna, we're gonna go.
I've got some.
I've got some questions ofwould you rather okay?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
are mine different?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
no, okay, okay, okay, ready, yeah, all right.
Would you rather have a partnerwho is always late or would you
rather have a partner whoalways forgets special dates,
like?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
anniversaries and birthdays.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
And why?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I'd rather have a partner who's always late.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Then forgetting special dates?
Why?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Because if you forget my birthday it's going to be a
problem.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
But if you're always late, I could just lie to you
about the time yeah, but what ifit's like a really meaningful
event that you have to get tolike?
Even if you lie to me about thetime, that doesn't change the
fact that we're still going tobe late but that it does,
because if I because you thinkthe event starts at five oh, you
mean, like you would just tellme a fake time oh, okay oh okay,
that's smart.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I don't agree with that I'm gonna just say it
started five when it reallystarted seven.
So when we, so when we pull upat six, well, we got time so now
you basically get both.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I like you well, I love you okay.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I love you too, but I'm just saying bye, whatever
okay, go ahead okay, um.
Would you rather have alifetime of slow dances with me
or a lifetime of love noteshitting around the house?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
oh, a lifetime of slow dances or love notes, love
notes you's diabolical.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You know all my love notes gonna be sexual so are
your slow dances.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
So so are your slow dances.
It doesn't matter, it's allgonna be sexual wait I just saw
a clip today on my timeline.
It was a.
I think her name is lisa remyand she was talking about she
was like you.
The thing about my husband isis it doesn't matter if he has
like the flu or if he like brokehis leg or if he has like a
headache, like it doesn't matter.
She said whatever is botheringhim, the only cure for him is
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sex.
And then he was like hugging upon her and he was like.
He was like babe, you know, theonly thing that makes me feel
better Sex.
It's the only thing that makesme feel better.
As long as the blood is flowing,it's the only thing that makes
you feel better.
Huh.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It get me right every time, every time.
It ain't miss, not once TemperTim will recommend it.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Don, we'll recommend it.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Don't miss he don't miss he don't miss.
He don't miss 10 for 10.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
We'll recommend um, yeah, so I would say, a bunch of
love notes around the house,because, you know, part of my
love language is gift giving.
Okay, um, I like, I like toreceive gifts, and one of the
biggest reasons behind that isbecause I like to receive gifts,
and one of the biggest reasonsbehind that is because I like to
feel as though you thoughtabout me, you know.
So leaving me the love notesmakes me feel like I'm on your
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mind.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And I would say the same thing the love notes.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, the love notes.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Because that makes me feel appreciated.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Right, like when I used to put the notes in your
lunch.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, I used to.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
And you were so excited about that little sticky
note.
It would make my day.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I'm going to have to give you a sticky note.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
You always say that no, I don't, and you don't.
And like I put a, I surprisedyour daughter and put a poppy in
her lunch bell she was likewait a minute, what?
She was like I can drink thewhole can.
She was so excited I was likeI'm gonna let you live today.
She was so she was sillyexcited.
Ok, would you rather go on anall expense paid luxury vacation
(20:00):
for a week or have a year offree, cozy date nights at home
with me?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Give me the vacation.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Wow, diabolical Give me the vacation.
Wow, why me the vacation?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
wow why because the vacation, the vacation is gonna
be more special to me becausewe're not, we're not in no, I'm
not gonna be with you.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh, that's, I'm not gonna be with you.
Would you rather go on an allexpense paid luxury vacation for
a week, or have a year of free,cozy date nights at home with
me?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh, so the vacation is just me.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's just you.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Dang.
That's rough, Because it'sstill a good deal.
It's still a good dealEspecially because I'm not
paying.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'm going to be honest.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
If I'm answering, I'm going to take the vacation.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
We ain't shit.
I'll be real honest.
I'm taking a vacation.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I'm taking a vacation .
I'm taking a vacation too bad,I mean because at least I'll
come back.
When I come back, I'm going totell you about it.
I'm going to tell you about itand we can have them dates.
We can cuddle and cuddle andI'll tell you about how much fun
.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I had Because you saved so much money not having
to pay for the vacation.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I actually got to do stuff before 12 o'clock because
you wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's cold, that's a low blow, that wasn't even
necessary.
You go on vacation to sleepBecause it's vacation.
It's a break.
Every time we have gone onvacation, this cat makes an
itinerary that starts at 8 am.
I'm not getting up by alarmclock on vacation, we got a lot
to see.
Let's go out and explore.
We're going to see it, but we'regoing to see it at a reasonable
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time.
I get up between 6 and 8 as itis.
You think I want to hear myalarm on vacation.
Okay, the only time I want tohear my alarm on vacation is to
make sure we check out of theroom on time.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I got to lay a check out.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
That's it.
Well see, Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Would you rather have a candlelit dinner at home
every night or go out on anextravagant dinner date every
weekend?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Extravagant dinner dates every weekend.
Facts Because I'm trying to hitsomewhere different every time,
every time, every time, everytime, and you already captured
me at extravagant Right, right,I'm sorry, my heart had a little
bougie.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yes, I would love the truffle on top Scrape.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
a little extra for me .
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yes, I would.
Is that lobster bisque oh?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
yes, I'll take a second bowl, thank you, oh, a
little bison burger.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Oh, okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Bison burger is extravagant.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I don't know we buy bison, yeah, but like a gourmet
bison.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh, I don't know Okay .
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Go somewhere and get me some bear ribs.
I can't you know what I'msaying.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Okay.
Would you rather have yourspouse read all of your text
messages, or would you rathersee your full internet?
Or would you rather have yourspouse see your full internet
search history?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
It doesn't matter.
Either way doesn't matter,you're not going to be shocked.
You can read your text messages.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I read your text messages.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I mean your search history.
Am I looking at it?
Am I looking at a regularsearch history or am I looking
at incognito search history?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I don't search in Carnel okay, you'll find big
booty black women in the regularsearch.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh, my gosh.
Please don't tell me you putthat in your regular search
history.
I put a please don't tell me, Isearch for I'm not gonna say it
.
Okay, wait, that just took meback.
Okay, that took me back whenyou said big black booty.
Okay, so quick, quick, quickstory time.
So me and my co-workers we wentto, uh, the toy box.
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It's an adult store, right.
We had a girl's night out, wedid movies, dinner drinks this
is back when I used to drinkblah blah, blah um and we had
started like a little mini um,like book club, and this is
around like the 50 50 shadestime right and so we were like
okay, we're gonna go to the toybox, which is a really popular,
really big toy store, and it wasmy first time at an adult shop.
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Okay, and for those who know me,know that I have like a pretty
bubbly personality and mycustomer service game is like
very like hyper, and you knowI'm a people, I'm a people
person, I like talking to people, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
It's exhausting.
Yeah, he says it's exhausting.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
So we go into the shop, right, and apparently
there are certain etiquettesthat you have when you go to an
adult store and one of thoseetiquettes is not speaking to
people who are trying to pickout their porn.
And there was this guy who waspicking up like big booty porn
and I like walked over, likelike about to pass him and I we
kind of made eye contact and Iwas like hi, how are you this
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evening?
And he like gave me this looklike what.
And then my co-workers werelike Kinesha and I was like what
, what's the problem?
I just asked him how he wasdoing this evening and they're
like dude, you don't ask him howhe's doing this evening while
he's picking out his porn.
And I was like what, what's theproblem?
I just asked him how he wasdoing this evening and they're
like dude, you don't ask him howhe's doing this evening while
he's picking out his porn.
And I was like oh, is that whyhe looked at me like that?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
If I'm in a toy store and a woman asks me how I'm
doing, my mom thinks she'strying to fuck.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Because you know why, because you know I'm here, you
know I'm here, you know I'm here.
Shut up.
You know I'm here.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You know I'm here.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
And I guess it's safe to assume why you're here too.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
So we're all here for a common purpose.
Guys, you like what you seeYou're trying to see.
If we don't want a court, solet's go back and make a ban.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Really I can't.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I cannot.
Is it my turn or your turn?
I?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I cannot.
Is it my turn or your turn?
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I think it's your turn.
No, it's your turn.
Could you ask me about myhistory, okay, okay, okay, um,
oh man, I saw which one I wantedto ask you.
Now I can't find it.
Give me a second, oh my goshokay.
Would you rather have toserenade me in public once a
week or wear a shirt with myface on it every Friday?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Wear a shirt with your face on it every Friday.
Dime all of it.
You wouldn't sing to me.
I mean I would, but you askedme which I would rather do.
I'd rather wear a shirt withyour face on it every Friday.
That's not hard to do, okay,I'm going to serenade you once a
week.
I know.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Because I do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I know, that's why I do.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
That booty is so smooth, oh my gosh.
And I hope this isn't rude, butI want to get up on it.
I can't.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay, oh, this one's for you.
Okay, would you rather give upkissing or cuddling for a year?
Which would you rather give up?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I'll give up cuddling .
I ain't giving up kissing.
Kissing might mean other typesof kissing too, so I can't so
you're not gonna roll the diceon that one.
I'm not gonna risk that one.
I can cuddle with myself.
I can cuddle with myself.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I can cuddle with myself.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I can go buy me a stuffy.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Really A stuffy, so silly.
You just reminded me of yourdaughter Because she's serious
about her stuff.
She was serious, another sidenote.
So I deep cleaned and reset thekids' bedroom right, and
Phoenix has I.
I mean, I've got boxes andclosets full of stuffed animals.
I'm talking life-size stuffedanimals, uh, tiny size stuffed
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animals, and every stuffedanimal in between.
And about like every year I tryto go through and take some of
the stuffed animals out of herroom and box them up, put them
away.
You know keepsakes.
So when I reset her room, uh,yesterday I looked at her out of
her room and box them up, putthem away.
You know keepsakes.
So when I reset her roomyesterday, I looked at her bed
and her floor and I was like,okay, the stuffies have got to
go.
So I did a deep clean of thestuffies and I only left, like I
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guess, the major ones that Ithought were like the major ones
.
That child walked in that room.
She was like, oh, my gosh, gosh, my room looks so good, thanks
mom.
She sat down on her bed, sheturned around and she was like
mom.
I said what she was like whereare my stuffies?
I was like phoenix.
I was like they're safe.
They're in a safe place.
No, but where are they?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I was like phoenix they're in a safe place the
diabolical part is that you toldher to name the one I did.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, she started there.
I told her here, this was metrying to be a smart parent.
I was like, look, you don'tneed all those stuffies.
I said, matter of fact, if youcan tell me which stuffies are
missing, then I will give themback to you.
She was like my mini robot, myunicorn, my I was like and she
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kept going and he was looking atme like, yeah, you played
yourself.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You better go get him .
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You better go get him .
You better go get him and thenas soon as we woke up this
morning for school, she askedagain.
She was like no, she was likemom, really, where's my stuffies
?
Right, like I'm not joking girlyou better, them stuffies
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better reappear by the time I'mback home.
So are you gonna give upkissing?
I'm gonna give up cuddling forthe same reason.
No, I'm gonna give up cuddlingbecause I don't think that would
be difficult to do.
Because because when we cuddleat night, like, we start off
cuddling but we never end upcuddling.
So I mean that's okay and weonly cuddle literally for like
10-15 minutes before.
Both of us are kind of likeokay, I love you, but I need to
love you from afar so I can goto sleep.
No, it's because you be hot.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Your body run at 105.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
No, it doesn't.
I don't have a fever.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
That's what I feel like.
Are you sick?
Oh my gosh, would you ratherhave to communicate with me in
baby talk, or only be able towhisper when talking to me?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Whisper.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I can't hear you when you don't whisper.
It's going to be hard.
We're going to have some funconversations.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I'm going to say whisper.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I'm going to say baby talk.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Baby talk, because I'm going to laugh doing it.
So we still wouldn't be able tohave the conversation.
But you will understand me.
Oh, no, you will understand me.
Oh no, uh-uh, I can't.
You will understand me?
No, uh-uh, because I don't.
I don't, like.
Here's the thing.
You can't give me no water.
No, because I'm gonna be honestwith you right now, like when
you have your like baby moments.
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I'm gonna be real honest withyou?
I don't think I've ever toldyou this but I'm gonna go ahead
and say it now I, I.
It cringes me, I know Like Ilegit want to be like Shut the
fuck up.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
If I knew this was a part of marriage.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I probably would have reconsidered Like it'd be too
much sometimes.
Sometimes your baby be like.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
You just got.
You now just got comfortablewith the fact that I call you
mamas all the time, and I don'tknow why I just started that I
don't know why either?
I guess because I'm almost 40.
I guess it's.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Now you're worried about your grass.
You get excited for cleaningout your garage.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I'm going to tell the gardener to cut it low.
Cut it low, because I'm goingto see.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I can't.
I think it's your turn.
I just asked you a questionWould you rather always have to
dress in matching outfits ornever be allowed to dress up for
a date night?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Never be allowed to dress for a date night.
I knew you were going to.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I shouldn't have even asked that one, for two reasons
I'm going to tell you why.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Why One?
I like to be comfortable, so ifI ain't got to dress up, that
means I can go.
I'm out there in basketballshorts and Crocs, and we at date
night.
I'm super comfortable.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Right, and when you get full, you ain't got to worry
about your pants being tightand on part of that the time.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
The last time I went out matching with you, I got
flamed on for an hour and a halfoh my gosh by Bruce.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Bruce.
Well, you sat, we sat directlyin the front wearing matching
shirts.
So, and he called me a suckerfor an hour.
I feel like we were asking forthat?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
No, you was asking for it.
This is what you wanted me todo.
A little bit.
You know you want to go afteryou.
I said she just really wantedhim to make fun of me you took
one for the team, it was okay no, it wasn't a team, it was for
you, it was a team effort, itwas for you.
Oh, it's my turn.
Yeah, would you rather have todo a TikTok dance together every
day or record a cringy couplesong and post it online?
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a cringy couple song I mean wedo the vibe checks already.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, I mean, that's not cringy because I can't dance
.
Tiktok dance every day.
I'm not recording a TikTokevery day, no, maybe the same
dance.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
We would probably get a lot of views.
Because my mobility is crapbecause of my knee, your
coordination it's crap.
My coordination is fine when itmatters, though.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
You know I'm going to make.
I had thought about this.
I was like I'm going to startthis Journal for Phoenix and
it's fine where it mattersthough.
That's all, that's I'm.
You know I'm gonna make.
I had thought about this.
I was like I'm gonna start thisjournal for phoenix and it's
gonna be like things that youneed to like, uncommon things
that you need to be aware ofwhen considering a mate.
Okay, next question and part ofthat is gonna be making sure
your, your future husband, hascoordination.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I I have coordination Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Because you remember if this is the person you choose
to marry.
This is also the person you'regoing to have offspring with.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I wouldn't be able to do lunges and squat.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
You do them on a Smith machine, so you have
something to hold on to.
I wouldn't be able to dopull-ups.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You're not able to do pull-ups or curls or walk
Really to.
I wouldn't be able to dopull-ups.
You're not able to do our curls, our walk really go ahead and
ask your question.
Go ahead and do yours.
You always coming for me alwaysum.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Would you rather have your spouse plan every single
date or always be the oneplanning?
I already know your answer tothis one Say it again Would you
rather have your spouse planevery single date or you always
be the one planning?
I know what your answer to thisis, because you live your life
by it.
I'm going to let you plan it,of course.
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Of course, tell me when to showup, of course.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Just tell me when to show up and how much I got to
pay yeah At.
Just tell me when to show upand how much I gotta pay yeah At
least that way you get what youwant.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I mean, I'm the same.
I would rather have you plan it.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, because I know, you just lazy.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Really.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I'm just trying to make sure you get what you want.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
No, that's lazy.
That's a lazy way out.
That's lazy.
But you just said you would dothe same thing.
I would do the same thing,because it's a nice gesture for
a man to be the planner,especially for dates and stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I can't look here.
I can't make the bread andslice it, okay, you don't,
because you don't make asandwich.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I do, I do, so it's fine.
That's fine.
You ain't spreading nomayonnaise, you ain't cut up no
tomato, you ain't washed nolettuce, you ain't sliced no
deli meat, so that's fine.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Okay, would you rather swap bodies for a day?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I thought you were about to say something else when
you started with shh.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Diabolical, diabolical.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
A flashback, a flashback of what.
Nothing.
It was an inappropriate moment.
Go ahead.
A flashback Nothing, becauseyou were like you like that,
don't you?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Would you rather swap bodies for a day or swap jobs
for a week?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Oh, with you, Swap bodies for a day or swap jobs
for a week.
Swap jobs for a week, oh okay,okay, gonna, do some training.
But you didn't know, I'vealways liked doing stuff like
this.
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I'm gonna swap bodies .
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I know you're gonna swap bodies.
You perv so you can sit thereand touch yourself all day.
That's so gross, exactly, andif it had to be my body, I would
be so upset Like I feel likeevery time I would walk in I'd
catch you touching yourself.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
No, I would do it in front of you.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
That's so disturbing.
Like you know how like that'sso terrible.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Like on this whole list.
This is the one thing Igravitate towards you.
You know why you have been ableto still walk around here
somewhat in the nude.
I have not been able to walkaround my house in the nude
since my child was born becauseI have a daughter Right, my very
first.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I don't walk around the house nude though, babe.
You don't you talk about likejust walking around in my
underwear or something like that.
Yeah, you can't do that if weswapping bodies.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I'm around here.
When I'm outside the room, I'min nothing but a muumuu you can
wear a muumuu if you like.
I'm in nothing but a muumuuwhen I go lay down in the bed.
I'm naked and I'm touching.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Oh my god caressing rubbing so terrible because when
I swap back I might have noinfo and I feel like I would
just feel so violated and justtapped out once I got my body
back you might have some scars,might be some burns.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Oh my gosh, I might see what that rose do okay,
let's see.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Would you rather have your partner make you breakfast
in bed once a week or surpriseyou with spontaneous gifts once
a month?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I'll take the gifts safe, because you're going to
make the breakfast, if I ask youfor it anyway.
I say same would you ratherhave to always have to kiss me
every time you yawn or everytime you sneeze?
What would you rather?
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Always have to kiss me everytime you yawn or every time you
sneeze?
Every time I yawn, or everytime you sneeze Every time I
yawn Okay, because sneeze isdiabolical, because you're not
going to be spitting on meconstantly.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
But I was thinking like when I wake up in the
morning and I yawn and I've gotlike morning breath.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Diabolical, diabolical.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I could just reach over and give you a kiss.
I have no answer to that.
Okay, let's do a couple moreand then we'll wrap it up.
Let's see, would you ratherNever receive another compliment
From me or never be able Togive them?
Give me one.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I never receive Because I'm a man, I'm used to
not getting shit.
Oh my gosh so fucking dramatic.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
So fucking dramatic.
Okay, your turn.
You answered the question.
Oh, I would rather not get onesame oh so you want to give me
compliments?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
yes, diabolical, I don't know, that's not true
really, because I don'tcompliment you I didn't, say you
didn't.
Oh wow, would you rather we, uh?
Would you rather have to kissme every time we argue, or hold
hands for an hour every time wedisagree?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Hold hands for an hour.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Think about that.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
You know how sweaty my hands get.
I do For an hour I would do,and you know where I'm putting
your hand at.
Oh my God, I would say kiss youevery time we argue, because it
stops the argument.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
That's why I say hold hands, because holding hands
for an hour will give us enoughtime to like really calm down
and then talk about thedisagreement, or we'll just not
talk about it at all and westart like cracking jokes.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
It's like I said a couple of pods ago, like if you
want to win the argument, takeyour titties off, you win.
I can't think no more.
I just see titties.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
It must be.
What was I mad about?
It must be just a wholedifferent experience having a
male brain.
Sometimes it's just a wholedifferent experience.
Sometimes I got one more foryou.
Let's see, hmm, which one, okay.
Let's see, hmm, which one, okay.
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Would you rather cuddle on thecouch for hours or go on
spontaneous adventures together?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Spontaneous adventures.
I'm not going to cuddle forhours.
That'd be awesome.
Like I said before, your assget hot.
I can't be next to you for toolong.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Your ass get hot, and then it makes me hot right, and
then nothing worse than wecuddling.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
And then here come your, your hot child oh yeah,
she runs very hot and then she,then she kicks up the fire
another two, three degrees, yeah, phoenix.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
And then I wake up and and sweating like what's
going on, because I'm both of us, and then, when she next to me,
I get hotter, and then she'salready next to hot pocket
number one or two yeah, it'dbe'm both of us, and then, when
she next to me, I get hotter,and then she's already hot and
I'm next to hot pocket numberone or two.
Yeah, it'd be diabolical.
Yeah, and then we both have thesame sleeping pattern.
It's just, I'd be feeling foryou sometimes no, you don't I do
cause you would kick her off.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
I I've stated many times that's a boundary and
nothing much has been done aboutit did you be too hot when
going to sleep?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I'm sorry okay, go ahead alright, guys, let's go
ahead.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Hop right on in to our Tuesday.
Our Tuesday.
That was fun, babe, it wasalright.
Okay, let's.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I wouldn't rather do it again.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
That didn't even make sense.
Oh my gosh, oh my God, oh myGod.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
People think we so lame.
We've just been together a longtime.
People.
We not lame.
We actually were pretty cool.
We're lame for each other.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I'm gonna make us some sweatshirts.
I'm lame for him.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
I'm not going to wear it.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I'm lame for him and he's lame I'm really in my
zip-up hoodie era, why?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I don't know why I'm like the pullover to head.
I think my pullover I don'twant to pull over.
I think I don't want pullovers.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Am I the asshole for making myhusband's family leave after
they showed up with an extraguest?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Hell.
No, don't show up with an extraguest.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Okay, my husband and I recently hosted a small,
intimate dinner at our home forhis family.
We carefully planned everythingseating arrangements, food and
even table settings, since itwas meant to be a cozy evening
with just close family.
We invited eight people hisparents, siblings and one cousin
.
I took extra care with the menubecause I have severe food
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allergies to nuts and shellfish.
I cooked everything myself toavoid cross-contamination and my
husband helped plan the dishesaccordingly.
Since it was a sit down dinnerwith a pre-planned meal, it
wasn't the type of gatheringwhere you could just add another
plate last minute.
An hour before dinner mymother-in-law had texted me.
She was saying that she wasbringing my husband's aunt, her
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sister, because, quote-unquote,she was in town and had nowhere
else to go.
I was immediately uncomfortable.
This aunt has mocked myallergies before saying she
doesn't quote unquote believe inall that nonsense and even once
tried to convince me to justtake a bite of a dish that
contained nuts, because shethought that I was being
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exaggerating.
I texted my mother-in-law backpolitely but also firmly, saying
I'm so sorry, but we don't haveextra seating or enough food
planned for another guest.
I do hope you understand.
She didn't respond.
Instead she showed up at myhouse with the aunt anyway.
When I opened the door and sawher standing there, I felt a pit
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in my stomach.
My mother-in-law was all smiles, acting like nothing was wrong,
and said it's just one moreperson.
We'll squeeze her in.
I reminded her that we didn'thave enough food and, more
importantly, that I didn't feelcomfortable having someone who
has disrespected my foodallergies at my dinner table.
My husband's aunt laughed andsaid oh, don't worry, I won't
poison you.
In a sarcastic tone she thenturned to my husband and said is
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she always this uptight?
At that moment, something insideme snapped.
This wasn't about the extraguest anymore.
It was about the completedisrespect for my boundaries and
my health.
I turned to my mother-in-lawand I said I told you we didn't
have room for another person andyet you still showed up with
her.
I don't appreciate beingignored in my own home.
(44:02):
If you can't respect that, thenyou are welcomed to leave
Silence.
Then my mother-in-law's faceturned red and she said are you
seriously kicking us out overone extra plate?
This is beyond rude.
My husband's siblings jumped in,calling me dramatic and
ungracious, saying that I couldhave made something extra or
(44:24):
just dealt with it.
But I stood my ground.
I told them that I wasn't okaywith my boundaries being ignored
and that if they couldn'taccept that then they could also
leave.
At that point my mother-in-lawscoffed, grabbed her purse and
stormed out.
The rest of the family followed, grappling about how I ruined
dinner over something so small.
My husband didn't say muchduring the argument, but after
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they left he told me heunderstood my frustration but
thought that I could havehandled it a little bit more
tactfully instead of outrighttelling them to leave.
Now his family is furious withme, saying that I was cold,
inhospitable and made a sceneover something so trivial.
My mother-in-law even called myhusband later saying that she
was hurt that we chose tohumiliate her over something so
(45:09):
minor.
My husband still supports me,but he also admitted he wishes I
had handled it differently toavoid this huge rift.
So am I the asshole forrefusing to accommodate an
unexpected guest and making themleave when they ignored my
clear boundaries?
No Stand on business boo look,no, look here, let me say this.
No, let me say this let me saythis fuck her sister and your
(45:32):
mother-in-law.
Wow, that's a that's.
That's a bit dramatic.
Look here because look herebecause I'll stand by this.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
first of all, I told you, right, I ain't got room for
her, right?
You know about the history wehave, yeah, and you still
brought her to my house, yeah.
So now you are blatantlydisrespecting me.
So again I say F you and yoursister.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
But you know why she did that?
Because Her son.
Yeah, because her son.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
She's like this is my son's house as well as his
aunt's, and look here, care, Idon't know what dynamic y'all
got, but over here my familyknow that if the queen ain't
comfortable, it ain't gonnahappen.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Everybody gotta go, it ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Everybody gotta go.
I don't care.
Oh yeah, my name on everythingshit.
I don't think there's a bill inher name, but if she ain't
comfortable, you gotta go, gottago.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
I don't care about that.
Not doing it was blatantdisrespect and your husband did
the right thing.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
He, he backed you up, yeah, and he addressed you once
.
The parties was gone, and ifyeah, and, of course, they felt
like you were being, uh, a bittoo much or a bit childish,
because it affected them.
Now she's embarrassed because,no, what's embarrassing is that
you tried me.
Yeah, you embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
What's embarrassing is that you tried me.
Yeah, you embarrassed me.
What's embarrassing is that youwere disrespectful.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Look at you.
You played yourself.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
You played yourself.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
You played yourself.
Don't bring that.
That shit may work in yourhouse, boo, it don't work over
here, but this is my house.
It don't work over here, thisis my house.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, I definitely think the mother-in-law was
wrong.
And your little boy, yourlittle boy, little boy, you got
my man, that's my man you hearme now, that's my he gonna stick
beside me.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
He gonna stick beside me because what I got in this
crotch is holding him down.
He ain't worried about you.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Bye babe what I got in this crotch.
You cannot provide him the lifethat I give him.
I promise you that.
I promise no, but themother-in-law was very much out
of pocket.
It's rude to impromptuallyimpromptly I don't even think
that's a word or impromptlybring an additional guest to a
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well, like she has already said,it was a well curated dinner.
It was a very like specificstyle of dinner.
The food was very specific,like everything you know what I
mean Down to the eighth person.
And for you to just be like, oh, we'll squeeze one more person
in, that's not okay, and I knowyou saw my response to the text
(47:57):
message.
So the fact that you ignored myresponse.
You still showed up at my houseand you texted me an hour
before, right, and she respondedright back, and then you,
you're gonna act like you didn'tsee it and then for this half
of the show and say, oh, I'm notgonna poison you, bitch you
don't get out of my face.
I mean, you, you was, you was,you were better than me by even
letting her pass the thresholdof the door here, because she
(48:18):
wouldn't even got past thethreshold of the door.
I would have been like I I do Ido apologize like the
mother-in-law.
You know what I am, so sorry.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
However, she's not welcomed here in my home I would
open and say that we justcanceled yeah, I'm sorry sorry,
right, in fact sorry guys, I doapologize.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I do apologize.
I do apologize for theinconvenience.
Yeah, but you were definitelyno you are definitely not the
asshole.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Sorry, I'm going to look at it like this is
interesting Turn it into milkprep.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Hello, and guess what ?
I can eat everything here.
It's not going to go to waste.
No, you're not the assholeStand on business boo.
Stand on business and shout outto your husband for sticking
next to you and supporting youand still being able to express
himself and how he felt, becauseI'm sure it's uncomfortable for
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him.
That's his mother, that's hisaunt, but he also understands
that you're his wife and I knowit's an uncomfortable situation
for him and he probably doesn'tlike it.
And he still expressed to youthat, even though you stood your
ground.
I can respect that, but I dofelt like you could have handled
it a little bit different, buthe still supported you and he
still stands by you.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
So shout out to your husband.
He's a good man.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
He's a good man, savannah, a good man.
I'm going to stand beside him.
I'm going to stick beside him.
That's him.
I'm going to stand beside him.
Shut up, man.
All right, guys, that's all wehave for you today.
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peace.
And he was honest again by coming back and saying,
hey, so I went out there, right, and they wasn't hitting like
you.
And then I realized I'mactually in love with you, right
, and that's why they're nothitting like.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I thought they would, and after that he's going to
have the nerve to sing with thislove.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Nigga, you took the love away.
Hey, everybody, and welcomeback to another episode of the
(00:39):
life.
After I do podcast, you're herewith me today, your host, nisha
g, and I'm accompanied by myhusband, molito her husband mori
mori, that's what our neighborcalls him.
(01:00):
Like he and he knows that hisname is maurice.
Like he'll come, he'll knock onthe door.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He'll be like.
He can't say is maurie here?
He can't say oh, he can't sayno he thinks my name is maurie
and because he's 70 I let it gonah, he knows your name is
maurice.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Because I say I say your name all the time he'd be
like is maurie here and I'd belike maurice is upstairs.
But but yeah, he's a greatneighbor and we do.
I guess you kind of let itslide.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I mean I always just reiterate your name, but I love.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Mario.
I love Mario.
He's a great neighbor.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Mario and Mrs Mario.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yes, that's what Phoenix calls his wife.
Phoenix, when she sees his wife, she goes.
Good morning Mrs Mario.
Good morning Mrs Mario.
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Hey Boos sees his wife, shegoes.
Good morning mrs mario.
Good morning mrs mario.
Hey buskies.
Hi, hi, how you doing?
Um, I'm good.
How was your week?
My week was how?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
was my week.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
My week was actually pretty good, I thought you were
gonna say week.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You thought my week was weak, yeah no, because you
was being weak in the gym today.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, I was not.
I literally have a bum shoulder, elbow, wrist.
You got a bum left side.
I do.
I have legitimate a bum leftside which is diabolical because
it used to be my weak side.
Now it's stronger than my rightside and now it's injured,
diabolical.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Diabolical.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Diabolical, but I had a good week Baby girl had a
competition and you know it didnot pan out as we had thought.
But she did walk away with somehardware, so that was good.
She did walk away with a medal,so that was good.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
She was happy about that because she was on the
verge of tears before theycalled her name.
She really was Her.
She was happy about thatbecause she was on the verge of
tears before they called hername.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
She really was.
Her eyes were getting all pink.
She was holding them back.
She was holding them back and Ikept reminding her.
I was like we're not going todo that here.
I was like don't you let out atear in front of all these
people, girl.
I said we're going to do thatwhen we get to the car you relax
.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Because we're not going to have.
I said because, once thefloodgates open.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
She can't hold herself.
So I was like I said you'regood.
I was like you're good.
I was holding her, I wasrubbing her back and trying to
console her.
Her eyes was getting all wateryand all pink and then they
called her name for a floor andshe jetted out of my lap and she
went up there and got her medaland came back to me and looked
at me, like now what I was like.
Ma'am, calm down, relax.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
When they called her name, I said when they called
her name, I said thank God.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
We were going to leave, remember, because I
wanted to leave.
I was like she's not going toplace, let's just go.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And I was like oh, thank god, that's okay, she
gonna walk away with something.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Damn, that sounds terrible.
As a parent, huh and I was like, but I mean honestly, she did
not perform to the best of herability.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And I do believe, and I know she knows, that and I do
believe it was because it wasso late at night I think that
might have had something to dowith it because she started to
get a little sleepy right beforewe had to go in and and.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Plus she was playing for like that whole hour before
we got there, because we gotdown there like two hours early.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Which I thought it was diabolical for them to put
her age group as the last groupof the night.
These kids, they ask them ifthey care.
They bad time at seven and youwant them to go perform at seven
.
Ask them.
They don't, they care, theydon't.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
They do not.
But yeah, other than that itended up being A really good
week.
You know, just the same old,same old School, gym, gym with
her, you know, but it was a goodweek, I can't complain.
How was your week?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Again.
My week was just here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It was.
It was just a.
It was just a roller coaster,you know.
It was just.
It was up and down, down and up, left and right, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
No, I don't.
Can you elaborate?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'm wrapping my head around this concept of going
back to normal life.
Oh, our regularly scheduledprogramming, and there's some
things that I look forward toabout going back to normal life
oh, our regularly scheduledprogramming and there's some
things that I look forward toabout going back to normal life
the fact that I'm going to doless around here.
I look forward to that.
Yeah, I look forward to that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Less Less.
Did you start doing more atsome?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
point.
Okay, you know what?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I'm so lost.
Okay, I'm so lost.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Alright, wait a minute.
Know, you know, you know I'vebeen cooking and I've been doing
my own laundry and I've beenhelping you with the kitchen and
stuff it's not help, you livehere sir helping, but you know,
so when I go back I ain't gottado none of that stuff, right?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
and then I.
I get my mornings back tomyself.
It don't matter You're going tospend four of those hours in
the gym.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I do be at the gym all damn day, all day, and now,
with me not there to tell youlet's go you're going to run
amok.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I ain't got no breaks now You're going to run amok I
can stay in there until it'stime to get it from school.
You're going to be like well, Imight as well get my steps
while I'm here.
Might as well finish my steps.
Might as well finish recoverytwice.
Might as well do the sauna Hell.
I might even take a swim?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That I doubt, Highly doubt.
But I mean, overall, my weekwas cool.
You know, I'm still yelling gobirds.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't know what these Lakers are doing.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't even pay attention.
You fall asleep on most games.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'm just trying to be a better person.
You know, that's it.
It's hard out here for me.
It's hard out here.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
What's so difficult?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's just hard.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Just let me know so I can be there for you, so I can
be a support system for you.
I don't think it can support mein the way I need you to,
because most of my blocks aremental.
Oh, I mean, I try to supportyou the best that I can, and
then you also have a therapist,so yeah, shout out to Dr
Williams.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So I'm like my therapist is a black woman.
They don't know that, huh.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I mean you just told them, so I guess you wanted them
to know.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I guess they know now .
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, told them so I guess you wanted them to know.
I guess they don't know.
Yeah, uh, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So just trying to mentally prepare yourself to get
back to into the, the, into thethick of it, and it's not even
really the thick of it, it'sjust comparing myself, preparing
myself to go deal with otherfolks I mean, but you don't
really deal with a lot of people.
You always say that yourselfthat's one of the perks that you
like about your job.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What I'm telling you is my first couple days back oh,
because you have to like, dotraining and stuff like all the
stuff you missed.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I gotta deal with some people.
Yeah, you're gonna be inpeople's faces for the first
week now, luckily to me, for me,you know, I'm only gonna
probably work seven days.
The first two weeks I'm back,okay, you?
Know, because I can't work sund, okay, you know.
Because I can't work Sundays?
Because my daughter Right.
And I can't work Fridaysbecause I got therapy.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So I mean it's going to be my first Monday might be a
six-hour day.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh, that might be nice.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You know it will be.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wait six hours.
What time do you go in?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'll be out by the time she got out of school, so
we'll be back together again.
So that might be, but it iswhat it is.
You know, it's just.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Are you at least a little excited about going back?
Oh damn, I'm excited about mypaychecks.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh my God, that's it.
I'm going to keep it a bean.
Diabolical, I'm going to keepit a bean.
The only excitement I feel isgetting these normal paychecks
Because this disability pay.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
That ain't it.
That ain't it.
This budget is a.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It ain't it.
I'm tired of it.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You know how long it was.
I had to budget.
I mean you budget.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Jesus Is this.
Had to budget.
I mean you budget, but likethis, yeah, yeah, jesus, is this
jesus?
I can't even act my way.
Well, but just be grateful thatI'm out here and I can't even
act my wage goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I had to act below.
I'm out here acting like I'm awage worker bye, maurice, stop,
I can't even act my way.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Goodbye, you don't act.
Your wage, even when you're atwork, cut it out.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh, I do.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Cut it out, I do Well , I mean, we just have to
cherish these last few days.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I just look at it as, in the words of the great
Stutter McFly, I'm about toelevate.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
That's so diabolical that every time I listened to
that song.
So there's this song that Ihave on my playlist that I got
from my husband and the song iscalled Elevate and, um, his
other podcast mate, shout out toStudda McFly.
He's he has a verse on the songand so when I'm in the gym I'm
listening to it and every timethat part comes on I'm like damn
(09:45):
, this really sounds like itcould be.
It could be Andy, that's socrazy.
And so on the way to the gymtoday he was playing the song on
uh in the car and I was like,oh, I meant to tell you the
verse, the last verse that's onthis song.
It sounds like it could be Andy.
I was like that's so crazy.
And he was like hynesia, it is.
And I was like wait, what I waslike I said hold on it is.
(10:07):
He was like yes that is him.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I said oh, don't be knocking my boy no, I didn't
know.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I didn't know it sounded like him because I know
I know his style.
That's why, when I first heardit, I was like damn he, this guy
really has a close likeness toto andy.
That's crazy, the one and only.
And then, when you told me itwas actually him, I was like,
well, it makes sense, because Ihear his.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
The one and only McFly yeah instead of McFly.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
But yeah, well, I mean, you know, babe, I'm going
to miss you when you go back towork.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Highly doubtful.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
My mornings will not be the same.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Look here she can't wait till us to leave so she can
put on her true crime wait aminute, okay, speaking of true
crime, no hold on.
She gonna put on her true, thisis gonna be her first Monday
here by herself.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
She gonna drop me off wait a minute, wait a minute,
hold on, nah.
Nah, drop me off, she gonnadrop minute my bad.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Wait a minute, hold on.
No, not drop me off.
She's going to drop my daughteroff.
She's going to go to the gym.
Yep, she's going to get homeabout 12 o'clock.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
After the gym, I'm going to go to.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Starbucks.
As I said, you're going to gethome about 12 o'clock, right
From 12 until the time she gotto get my daughter true crime
and she gonna, and she gonnastart cleaning.
That's that's.
That's it, because she ain'tgot to get my daughter to 3 30
on monday, so she gonna well, 3,2, 3, 15 yeah so she gonna, she
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gonna, for three hours.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
She gonna be in here on some mrs clean and it's just
gonna be like it's gonna feel myheart.
It's, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
And then and then hold on.
Let me come on tell me whatwrong so then.
So then after she did, shegonna go get my daughter.
Then she gonna come home.
She might finish up a littlecleaning if she didn't finish
exactly or if it's not to thepoint where she's ready to leave
it for the next day.
She's gonna finish that andthen around five she's say let
me get some dinner for this man.
(12:03):
So when I come home around 7,dinner's going to be ready.
We're going to have dinner, thehouse will be clean and on top
of that, I'm going to go back tohaving a clean wife.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
A clean wife.
What do you mean?
I'm always clean.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I'm not saying you dirty, but the highlight of my
evening is I know that youalways shower if I come home.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
So when I come in I'm like fresh, fresh.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Diabolical, diabolical.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Fresh.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
And you be taking for granted the little things I do.
I try to make sure the house isstraight.
She's doing what she needs to.
Your meal is already made.
I'm ready and prepared for you.
I'm ready.
I have to ready and prepare mymind so that I can be a good
support system for my husband.
when he comes home after dealingwith the world, I try to be
(12:59):
there for him and create thissoft space for him to just come
home transition, take his shower, he gets his food and then like
we lay down and I rub his headand I ask him about his day he
never tells me about his day,but I ask him anyways, but he
never tells me about it.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
See, like those are little things I think you'd be
taking for granted but the thingis, the more I think about it,
the more like you probably won'thave to make me dinner.
No, it's going to be prepped.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's going to be meal prepped.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, I'm most likely going to take lunch and dinner
to work and then just come homeand shower and lay my ass down.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
But I'll have a protein cheesecake waiting for
you.
I'm going to eat able to.
No, I am.
I am gonna miss you, but I'malso excited.
It sounds crazy and I don't knowwhen this happened and I don't
know at what part in age ofadulthood that we transition to
(13:56):
being excited for shit likeappliances and cleaning the
house in peace, and I'm like Ireally don't know when that
happened, but it just doessomething for me when I can be
in the house by myself with myairpods in my true crime and
murder plan in my oh no it's notthe same it's not the same it's
(14:18):
not.
You know.
What I think it is too isbecause I wear headphones so
much.
I feel as though my I don'tknow if it's like impairing my
hearing over time, but I feellike things need to be in my ear
.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
So what do you?
What did you?
What do you do if someone comesin?
Do you set the alarm?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, I do.
I make sure the top and bottomlocks are locked, and I'm not
joking.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I know you're not.
I make sure the top and bottomlocks are uh locked.
I set the alarm and I put thethe um the rods in the windows.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh wow you.
You being here, though, becauseI wouldn't be able to hear
anybody right, I would.
I really wouldn't be able tohear anybody.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But I understand, that's how I, that's kind of how
I feel like when I actuallylike get in the garage and start
cleaning stuff like okay,because you get like in your own
groove or like how, how, liketoday I was standing outside and
I was like, okay, it's about tobe March, so it's time to go
get this grass seed and time toreseed and go ahead and do my
ground softener get the soilready.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Like when did this happen?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
When did it happen?
And I was looking at it.
I was looking at the grassgetting excited.
I said I'm going to go to Home.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Depot.
This is diabolical.
I'm going to go to Home Depot.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'm going to go Home Depot, I'm going to order.
I'm probably going to order offAmazon, because the grass seed
I want you can't really get atHome Depot.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
That merry-go-round.
You can't get it at Home Depot,so I was like yeah See, I don't
know.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't know when the transition happened because,
like, even when the so, he's,he's, we're reorganizing the
garage and we want to make itinto like a little mini home gym
and we want to make it intolike a little mini home gym.
So he's like he's cleared outenough space that once we get
rid of like one big item inthere that we could probably
transition all of her gymnasticsequipment back to the garage.
And then I was getting excitedbecause I was like I get my
formal living room back and Iwas like, oh my gosh, we need to
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buy new bookshelves.
I can redecorate.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I got a new rug I want to roll out.
It's a lot what we got today.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Bliskey these people are tired of hearing about you,
really Ain't nobody hearingabout me.
Today I wanted to pick yourbrain in a friendly fun game of
Would you Rather?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
If I would rather sleep.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
You suck.
So we're going to play, wouldyou?
Okay, you're gross.
We're gonna play um a friendlygame of.
Would you rather?
Couple's edition.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Okay, okay, all right , all right, ready are we just
going down this list here?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
we're gonna, we're gonna go.
I've got some.
I've got some questions ofwould you rather okay?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
are mine different?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
no, okay, okay, okay, ready, yeah, all right.
Would you rather have a partnerwho is always late or would you
rather have a partner whoalways forgets special dates,
like?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
anniversaries and birthdays.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
And why?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I'd rather have a partner who's always late.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Then forgetting special dates?
Why?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Because if you forget my birthday it's going to be a
problem.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
But if you're always late, I could just lie to you
about the time yeah, but what ifit's like a really meaningful
event that you have to get tolike?
Even if you lie to me about thetime, that doesn't change the
fact that we're still going tobe late but that it does,
because if I because you thinkthe event starts at five oh, you
mean, like you would just tellme a fake time oh, okay oh okay,
that's smart.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I don't agree with that I'm gonna just say it
started five when it reallystarted seven.
So when we, so when we pull upat six, well, we got time so now
you basically get both.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I like you well, I love you okay.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I love you too, but I'm just saying bye, whatever
okay, go ahead okay, um.
Would you rather have alifetime of slow dances with me
or a lifetime of love noteshitting around the house?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
oh, a lifetime of slow dances or love notes, love
notes you's diabolical.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You know all my love notes gonna be sexual so are
your slow dances.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
So so are your slow dances.
It doesn't matter, it's allgonna be sexual wait I just saw
a clip today on my timeline.
It was a.
I think her name is lisa remyand she was talking about she
was like you.
The thing about my husband isis it doesn't matter if he has
like the flu or if he like brokehis leg or if he has like a
headache, like it doesn't matter.
She said whatever is botheringhim, the only cure for him is
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sex.
And then he was like hugging upon her and he was like.
He was like babe, you know, theonly thing that makes me feel
better Sex.
It's the only thing that makesme feel better.
As long as the blood is flowing,it's the only thing that makes
you feel better.
Huh.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It get me right every time, every time.
It ain't miss, not once TemperTim will recommend it.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Don, we'll recommend it.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Don't miss he don't miss he don't miss.
He don't miss 10 for 10.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
We'll recommend um, yeah, so I would say, a bunch of
love notes around the house,because, you know, part of my
love language is gift giving.
Okay, um, I like, I like toreceive gifts, and one of the
biggest reasons behind that isbecause I like to receive gifts,
and one of the biggest reasonsbehind that is because I like to
feel as though you thoughtabout me, you know.
So leaving me the love notesmakes me feel like I'm on your
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mind.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And I would say the same thing the love notes.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, the love notes.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Because that makes me feel appreciated.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Right, like when I used to put the notes in your
lunch.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, I used to.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
And you were so excited about that little sticky
note.
It would make my day.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I'm going to have to give you a sticky note.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
You always say that no, I don't, and you don't.
And like I put a, I surprisedyour daughter and put a poppy in
her lunch bell she was likewait a minute, what?
She was like I can drink thewhole can.
She was so excited I was likeI'm gonna let you live today.
She was so she was sillyexcited.
Ok, would you rather go on anall expense paid luxury vacation
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for a week or have a year offree, cozy date nights at home
with me?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Give me the vacation.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Wow, diabolical Give me the vacation.
Wow, why me the vacation?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
wow why because the vacation, the vacation is gonna
be more special to me becausewe're not, we're not in no, I'm
not gonna be with you.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh, that's, I'm not gonna be with you.
Would you rather go on an allexpense paid luxury vacation for
a week, or have a year of free,cozy date nights at home with
me?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh, so the vacation is just me.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's just you.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Dang.
That's rough, Because it'sstill a good deal.
It's still a good dealEspecially because I'm not
paying.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'm going to be honest.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
If I'm answering, I'm going to take the vacation.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
We ain't shit.
I'll be real honest.
I'm taking a vacation.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I'm taking a vacation .
I'm taking a vacation too bad,I mean because at least I'll
come back.
When I come back, I'm going totell you about it.
I'm going to tell you about itand we can have them dates.
We can cuddle and cuddle andI'll tell you about how much fun
.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I had Because you saved so much money not having
to pay for the vacation.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I actually got to do stuff before 12 o'clock because
you wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's cold, that's a low blow, that wasn't even
necessary.
You go on vacation to sleepBecause it's vacation.
It's a break.
Every time we have gone onvacation, this cat makes an
itinerary that starts at 8 am.
I'm not getting up by alarmclock on vacation, we got a lot
to see.
Let's go out and explore.
We're going to see it, but we'regoing to see it at a reasonable
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time.
I get up between 6 and 8 as itis.
You think I want to hear myalarm on vacation.
Okay, the only time I want tohear my alarm on vacation is to
make sure we check out of theroom on time.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I got to lay a check out.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
That's it.
Well see, Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Would you rather have a candlelit dinner at home
every night or go out on anextravagant dinner date every
weekend?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Extravagant dinner dates every weekend.
Facts Because I'm trying to hitsomewhere different every time,
every time, every time, everytime, and you already captured
me at extravagant Right, right,I'm sorry, my heart had a little
bougie.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yes, I would love the truffle on top Scrape.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
a little extra for me .
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yes, I would.
Is that lobster bisque oh?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
yes, I'll take a second bowl, thank you, oh, a
little bison burger.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Oh, okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Bison burger is extravagant.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I don't know we buy bison, yeah, but like a gourmet
bison.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh, I don't know Okay .
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Go somewhere and get me some bear ribs.
I can't you know what I'msaying.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Okay.
Would you rather have yourspouse read all of your text
messages, or would you rathersee your full internet?
Or would you rather have yourspouse see your full internet
search history?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
It doesn't matter.
Either way doesn't matter,you're not going to be shocked.
You can read your text messages.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I read your text messages.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I mean your search history.
Am I looking at it?
Am I looking at a regularsearch history or am I looking
at incognito search history?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I don't search in Carnel okay, you'll find big
booty black women in the regularsearch.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh, my gosh.
Please don't tell me you putthat in your regular search
history.
I put a please don't tell me, Isearch for I'm not gonna say it
.
Okay, wait, that just took meback.
Okay, that took me back whenyou said big black booty.
Okay, so quick, quick, quickstory time.
So me and my co-workers we wentto, uh, the toy box.
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It's an adult store, right.
We had a girl's night out, wedid movies, dinner drinks this
is back when I used to drinkblah blah, blah um and we had
started like a little mini um,like book club, and this is
around like the 50 50 shadestime right and so we were like
okay, we're gonna go to the toybox, which is a really popular,
really big toy store, and it wasmy first time at an adult shop.
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Okay, and for those who know me,know that I have like a pretty
bubbly personality and mycustomer service game is like
very like hyper, and you knowI'm a people, I'm a people
person, I like talking to people, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
It's exhausting.
Yeah, he says it's exhausting.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
So we go into the shop, right, and apparently
there are certain etiquettesthat you have when you go to an
adult store and one of thoseetiquettes is not speaking to
people who are trying to pickout their porn.
And there was this guy who waspicking up like big booty porn
and I like walked over, likelike about to pass him and I we
kind of made eye contact and Iwas like hi, how are you this
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evening?
And he like gave me this looklike what.
And then my co-workers werelike Kinesha and I was like what
, what's the problem?
I just asked him how he wasdoing this evening and they're
like dude, you don't ask him howhe's doing this evening while
he's picking out his porn.
And I was like what, what's theproblem?
I just asked him how he wasdoing this evening and they're
like dude, you don't ask him howhe's doing this evening while
he's picking out his porn.
And I was like oh, is that whyhe looked at me like that?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
If I'm in a toy store and a woman asks me how I'm
doing, my mom thinks she'strying to fuck.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Because you know why, because you know I'm here, you
know I'm here, you know I'm here.
Shut up.
You know I'm here.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You know I'm here.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
And I guess it's safe to assume why you're here too.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
So we're all here for a common purpose.
Guys, you like what you seeYou're trying to see.
If we don't want a court, solet's go back and make a ban.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Really I can't.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I cannot.
Is it my turn or your turn?
I?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I cannot.
Is it my turn or your turn?
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I think it's your turn.
No, it's your turn.
Could you ask me about myhistory, okay, okay, okay, um,
oh man, I saw which one I wantedto ask you.
Now I can't find it.
Give me a second, oh my goshokay.
Would you rather have toserenade me in public once a
week or wear a shirt with myface on it every Friday?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Wear a shirt with your face on it every Friday.
Dime all of it.
You wouldn't sing to me.
I mean I would, but you askedme which I would rather do.
I'd rather wear a shirt withyour face on it every Friday.
That's not hard to do, okay,I'm going to serenade you once a
week.
I know.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Because I do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I know, that's why I do.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
That booty is so smooth, oh my gosh.
And I hope this isn't rude, butI want to get up on it.
I can't.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay, oh, this one's for you.
Okay, would you rather give upkissing or cuddling for a year?
Which would you rather give up?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I'll give up cuddling .
I ain't giving up kissing.
Kissing might mean other typesof kissing too, so I can't so
you're not gonna roll the diceon that one.
I'm not gonna risk that one.
I can cuddle with myself.
I can cuddle with myself.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I can cuddle with myself.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I can go buy me a stuffy.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Really A stuffy, so silly.
You just reminded me of yourdaughter Because she's serious
about her stuff.
She was serious, another sidenote.
So I deep cleaned and reset thekids' bedroom right, and
Phoenix has I.
I mean, I've got boxes andclosets full of stuffed animals.
I'm talking life-size stuffedanimals, uh, tiny size stuffed
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animals, and every stuffedanimal in between.
And about like every year I tryto go through and take some of
the stuffed animals out of herroom and box them up, put them
away.
You know keepsakes.
So when I reset her room, uh,yesterday I looked at her out of
her room and box them up, putthem away.
You know keepsakes.
So when I reset her roomyesterday, I looked at her bed
and her floor and I was like,okay, the stuffies have got to
go.
So I did a deep clean of thestuffies and I only left, like I
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guess, the major ones that Ithought were like the major ones
.
That child walked in that room.
She was like, oh, my gosh, gosh, my room looks so good, thanks
mom.
She sat down on her bed, sheturned around and she was like
mom.
I said what she was like whereare my stuffies?
I was like phoenix.
I was like they're safe.
They're in a safe place.
No, but where are they?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I was like phoenix they're in a safe place the
diabolical part is that you toldher to name the one I did.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, she started there.
I told her here, this was metrying to be a smart parent.
I was like, look, you don'tneed all those stuffies.
I said, matter of fact, if youcan tell me which stuffies are
missing, then I will give themback to you.
She was like my mini robot, myunicorn, my I was like and she
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kept going and he was looking atme like, yeah, you played
yourself.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You better go get him .
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You better go get him .
You better go get him and thenas soon as we woke up this
morning for school, she askedagain.
She was like no, she was likemom, really, where's my stuffies
?
Right, like I'm not joking girlyou better, them stuffies
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better reappear by the time I'mback home.
So are you gonna give upkissing?
I'm gonna give up cuddling forthe same reason.
No, I'm gonna give up cuddlingbecause I don't think that would
be difficult to do.
Because because when we cuddleat night, like, we start off
cuddling but we never end upcuddling.
So I mean that's okay and weonly cuddle literally for like
10-15 minutes before.
Both of us are kind of likeokay, I love you, but I need to
love you from afar so I can goto sleep.
No, it's because you be hot.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Your body run at 105.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
No, it doesn't.
I don't have a fever.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
That's what I feel like.
Are you sick?
Oh my gosh, would you ratherhave to communicate with me in
baby talk, or only be able towhisper when talking to me?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Whisper.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I can't hear you when you don't whisper.
It's going to be hard.
We're going to have some funconversations.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I'm going to say whisper.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I'm going to say baby talk.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Baby talk, because I'm going to laugh doing it.
So we still wouldn't be able tohave the conversation.
But you will understand me.
Oh, no, you will understand me.
Oh no, uh-uh, I can't.
You will understand me?
No, uh-uh, because I don't.
I don't, like.
Here's the thing.
You can't give me no water.
No, because I'm gonna be honestwith you right now, like when
you have your like baby moments.
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I'm gonna be real honest withyou?
I don't think I've ever toldyou this but I'm gonna go ahead
and say it now I, I.
It cringes me, I know Like Ilegit want to be like Shut the
fuck up.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
If I knew this was a part of marriage.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I probably would have reconsidered Like it'd be too
much sometimes.
Sometimes your baby be like.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
You just got.
You now just got comfortablewith the fact that I call you
mamas all the time, and I don'tknow why I just started that I
don't know why either?
I guess because I'm almost 40.
I guess it's.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Now you're worried about your grass.
You get excited for cleaningout your garage.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I'm going to tell the gardener to cut it low.
Cut it low, because I'm goingto see.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I can't.
I think it's your turn.
I just asked you a questionWould you rather always have to
dress in matching outfits ornever be allowed to dress up for
a date night?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Never be allowed to dress for a date night.
I knew you were going to.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I shouldn't have even asked that one, for two reasons
I'm going to tell you why.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Why One?
I like to be comfortable, so ifI ain't got to dress up, that
means I can go.
I'm out there in basketballshorts and Crocs, and we at date
night.
I'm super comfortable.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Right, and when you get full, you ain't got to worry
about your pants being tightand on part of that the time.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
The last time I went out matching with you, I got
flamed on for an hour and a halfoh my gosh by Bruce.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Bruce.
Well, you sat, we sat directlyin the front wearing matching
shirts.
So, and he called me a suckerfor an hour.
I feel like we were asking forthat?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
No, you was asking for it.
This is what you wanted me todo.
A little bit.
You know you want to go afteryou.
I said she just really wantedhim to make fun of me you took
one for the team, it was okay no, it wasn't a team, it was for
you, it was a team effort, itwas for you.
Oh, it's my turn.
Yeah, would you rather have todo a TikTok dance together every
day or record a cringy couplesong and post it online?
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a cringy couple song I mean wedo the vibe checks already.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, I mean, that's not cringy because I can't dance
.
Tiktok dance every day.
I'm not recording a TikTokevery day, no, maybe the same
dance.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
We would probably get a lot of views.
Because my mobility is crapbecause of my knee, your
coordination it's crap.
My coordination is fine when itmatters, though.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
You know I'm going to make.
I had thought about this.
I was like I'm going to startthis Journal for Phoenix and
it's fine where it mattersthough.
That's all, that's I'm.
You know I'm gonna make.
I had thought about this.
I was like I'm gonna start thisjournal for phoenix and it's
gonna be like things that youneed to like, uncommon things
that you need to be aware ofwhen considering a mate.
Okay, next question and part ofthat is gonna be making sure
your, your future husband, hascoordination.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I I have coordination Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Because you remember if this is the person you choose
to marry.
This is also the person you'regoing to have offspring with.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I wouldn't be able to do lunges and squat.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
You do them on a Smith machine, so you have
something to hold on to.
I wouldn't be able to dopull-ups.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You're not able to do pull-ups or curls or walk
Really to.
I wouldn't be able to dopull-ups.
You're not able to do our curls, our walk really go ahead and
ask your question.
Go ahead and do yours.
You always coming for me alwaysum.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Would you rather have your spouse plan every single
date or always be the oneplanning?
I already know your answer tothis one Say it again Would you
rather have your spouse planevery single date or you always
be the one planning?
I know what your answer to thisis, because you live your life
by it.
I'm going to let you plan it,of course.
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Of course, tell me when to showup, of course.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Just tell me when to show up and how much I got to
pay yeah At.
Just tell me when to show upand how much I gotta pay yeah At
least that way you get what youwant.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I mean, I'm the same.
I would rather have you plan it.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, because I know, you just lazy.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Really.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I'm just trying to make sure you get what you want.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
No, that's lazy.
That's a lazy way out.
That's lazy.
But you just said you would dothe same thing.
I would do the same thing,because it's a nice gesture for
a man to be the planner,especially for dates and stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I can't look here.
I can't make the bread andslice it, okay, you don't,
because you don't make asandwich.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I do, I do, so it's fine.
That's fine.
You ain't spreading nomayonnaise, you ain't cut up no
tomato, you ain't washed nolettuce, you ain't sliced no
deli meat, so that's fine.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Okay, would you rather swap bodies for a day?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I thought you were about to say something else when
you started with shh.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Diabolical, diabolical.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
A flashback, a flashback of what.
Nothing.
It was an inappropriate moment.
Go ahead.
A flashback Nothing, becauseyou were like you like that,
don't you?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Would you rather swap bodies for a day or swap jobs
for a week?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Oh, with you, Swap bodies for a day or swap jobs
for a week.
Swap jobs for a week, oh okay,okay, gonna, do some training.
But you didn't know, I'vealways liked doing stuff like
this.
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I'm gonna swap bodies .
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I know you're gonna swap bodies.
You perv so you can sit thereand touch yourself all day.
That's so gross, exactly, andif it had to be my body, I would
be so upset Like I feel likeevery time I would walk in I'd
catch you touching yourself.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
No, I would do it in front of you.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
That's so disturbing.
Like you know how like that'sso terrible.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Like on this whole list.
This is the one thing Igravitate towards you.
You know why you have been ableto still walk around here
somewhat in the nude.
I have not been able to walkaround my house in the nude
since my child was born becauseI have a daughter Right, my very
first.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I don't walk around the house nude though, babe.
You don't you talk about likejust walking around in my
underwear or something like that.
Yeah, you can't do that if weswapping bodies.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I'm around here.
When I'm outside the room, I'min nothing but a muumuu you can
wear a muumuu if you like.
I'm in nothing but a muumuuwhen I go lay down in the bed.
I'm naked and I'm touching.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Oh my god caressing rubbing so terrible because when
I swap back I might have noinfo and I feel like I would
just feel so violated and justtapped out once I got my body
back you might have some scars,might be some burns.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Oh my gosh, I might see what that rose do okay,
let's see.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Would you rather have your partner make you breakfast
in bed once a week or surpriseyou with spontaneous gifts once
a month?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I'll take the gifts safe, because you're going to
make the breakfast, if I ask youfor it anyway.
I say same would you ratherhave to always have to kiss me
every time you yawn or everytime you sneeze?
What would you rather?
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Always have to kiss me everytime you yawn or every time you
sneeze?
Every time I yawn, or everytime you sneeze Every time I
yawn Okay, because sneeze isdiabolical, because you're not
going to be spitting on meconstantly.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
But I was thinking like when I wake up in the
morning and I yawn and I've gotlike morning breath.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Diabolical, diabolical.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I could just reach over and give you a kiss.
I have no answer to that.
Okay, let's do a couple moreand then we'll wrap it up.
Let's see, would you ratherNever receive another compliment
From me or never be able Togive them?
Give me one.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I never receive Because I'm a man, I'm used to
not getting shit.
Oh my gosh so fucking dramatic.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
So fucking dramatic.
Okay, your turn.
You answered the question.
Oh, I would rather not get onesame oh so you want to give me
compliments?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
yes, diabolical, I don't know, that's not true
really, because I don'tcompliment you I didn't, say you
didn't.
Oh wow, would you rather we, uh?
Would you rather have to kissme every time we argue, or hold
hands for an hour every time wedisagree?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Hold hands for an hour.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Think about that.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
You know how sweaty my hands get.
I do For an hour I would do,and you know where I'm putting
your hand at.
Oh my God, I would say kiss youevery time we argue, because it
stops the argument.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
That's why I say hold hands, because holding hands
for an hour will give us enoughtime to like really calm down
and then talk about thedisagreement, or we'll just not
talk about it at all and westart like cracking jokes.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
It's like I said a couple of pods ago, like if you
want to win the argument, takeyour titties off, you win.
I can't think no more.
I just see titties.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
It must be.
What was I mad about?
It must be just a wholedifferent experience having a
male brain.
Sometimes it's just a wholedifferent experience.
Sometimes I got one more foryou.
Let's see, hmm, which one, okay.
Let's see, hmm, which one, okay.
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Would you rather cuddle on thecouch for hours or go on
spontaneous adventures together?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Spontaneous adventures.
I'm not going to cuddle forhours.
That'd be awesome.
Like I said before, your assget hot.
I can't be next to you for toolong.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Your ass get hot, and then it makes me hot right, and
then nothing worse than wecuddling.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
And then here come your, your hot child oh yeah,
she runs very hot and then she,then she kicks up the fire
another two, three degrees, yeah, phoenix.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
And then I wake up and and sweating like what's
going on, because I'm both of us, and then, when she next to me,
I get hotter, and then she'salready next to hot pocket
number one or two yeah, it'dbe'm both of us, and then, when
she next to me, I get hotter,and then she's already hot and
I'm next to hot pocket numberone or two.
Yeah, it'd be diabolical.
Yeah, and then we both have thesame sleeping pattern.
It's just, I'd be feeling foryou sometimes no, you don't I do
cause you would kick her off.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
I I've stated many times that's a boundary and
nothing much has been done aboutit did you be too hot when
going to sleep?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I'm sorry okay, go ahead alright, guys, let's go
ahead.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Hop right on in to our Tuesday.
Our Tuesday.
That was fun, babe, it wasalright.
Okay, let's.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I wouldn't rather do it again.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
That didn't even make sense.
Oh my gosh, oh my God, oh myGod.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
People think we so lame.
We've just been together a longtime.
People.
We not lame.
We actually were pretty cool.
We're lame for each other.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I'm gonna make us some sweatshirts.
I'm lame for him.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
I'm not going to wear it.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I'm lame for him and he's lame I'm really in my
zip-up hoodie era, why?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I don't know why I'm like the pullover to head.
I think my pullover I don'twant to pull over.
I think I don't want pullovers.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Am I the asshole for making myhusband's family leave after
they showed up with an extraguest?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Hell.
No, don't show up with an extraguest.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Okay, my husband and I recently hosted a small,
intimate dinner at our home forhis family.
We carefully planned everythingseating arrangements, food and
even table settings, since itwas meant to be a cozy evening
with just close family.
We invited eight people hisparents, siblings and one cousin
.
I took extra care with the menubecause I have severe food
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allergies to nuts and shellfish.
I cooked everything myself toavoid cross-contamination and my
husband helped plan the dishesaccordingly.
Since it was a sit down dinnerwith a pre-planned meal, it
wasn't the type of gatheringwhere you could just add another
plate last minute.
An hour before dinner mymother-in-law had texted me.
She was saying that she wasbringing my husband's aunt, her
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sister, because, quote-unquote,she was in town and had nowhere
else to go.
I was immediately uncomfortable.
This aunt has mocked myallergies before saying she
doesn't quote unquote believe inall that nonsense and even once
tried to convince me to justtake a bite of a dish that
contained nuts, because shethought that I was being
(42:55):
exaggerating.
I texted my mother-in-law backpolitely but also firmly, saying
I'm so sorry, but we don't haveextra seating or enough food
planned for another guest.
I do hope you understand.
She didn't respond.
Instead she showed up at myhouse with the aunt anyway.
When I opened the door and sawher standing there, I felt a pit
(43:19):
in my stomach.
My mother-in-law was all smiles, acting like nothing was wrong,
and said it's just one moreperson.
We'll squeeze her in.
I reminded her that we didn'thave enough food and, more
importantly, that I didn't feelcomfortable having someone who
has disrespected my foodallergies at my dinner table.
My husband's aunt laughed andsaid oh, don't worry, I won't
poison you.
In a sarcastic tone she thenturned to my husband and said is
(43:42):
she always this uptight?
At that moment, something insideme snapped.
This wasn't about the extraguest anymore.
It was about the completedisrespect for my boundaries and
my health.
I turned to my mother-in-lawand I said I told you we didn't
have room for another person andyet you still showed up with
her.
I don't appreciate beingignored in my own home.
(44:02):
If you can't respect that, thenyou are welcomed to leave
Silence.
Then my mother-in-law's faceturned red and she said are you
seriously kicking us out overone extra plate?
This is beyond rude.
My husband's siblings jumped in,calling me dramatic and
ungracious, saying that I couldhave made something extra or
(44:24):
just dealt with it.
But I stood my ground.
I told them that I wasn't okaywith my boundaries being ignored
and that if they couldn'taccept that then they could also
leave.
At that point my mother-in-lawscoffed, grabbed her purse and
stormed out.
The rest of the family followed, grappling about how I ruined
dinner over something so small.
My husband didn't say muchduring the argument, but after
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they left he told me heunderstood my frustration but
thought that I could havehandled it a little bit more
tactfully instead of outrighttelling them to leave.
Now his family is furious withme, saying that I was cold,
inhospitable and made a sceneover something so trivial.
My mother-in-law even called myhusband later saying that she
was hurt that we chose tohumiliate her over something so
(45:09):
minor.
My husband still supports me,but he also admitted he wishes I
had handled it differently toavoid this huge rift.
So am I the asshole forrefusing to accommodate an
unexpected guest and making themleave when they ignored my
clear boundaries?
No Stand on business boo look,no, look here, let me say this.
No, let me say this let me saythis fuck her sister and your
(45:32):
mother-in-law.
Wow, that's a that's.
That's a bit dramatic.
Look here because look herebecause I'll stand by this.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
first of all, I told you, right, I ain't got room for
her, right?
You know about the history wehave, yeah, and you still
brought her to my house, yeah.
So now you are blatantlydisrespecting me.
So again I say F you and yoursister.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
But you know why she did that?
Because Her son.
Yeah, because her son.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
She's like this is my son's house as well as his
aunt's, and look here, care, Idon't know what dynamic y'all
got, but over here my familyknow that if the queen ain't
comfortable, it ain't gonnahappen.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Everybody gotta go, it ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Everybody gotta go.
I don't care.
Oh yeah, my name on everythingshit.
I don't think there's a bill inher name, but if she ain't
comfortable, you gotta go, gottago.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
I don't care about that.
Not doing it was blatantdisrespect and your husband did
the right thing.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
He, he backed you up, yeah, and he addressed you once
.
The parties was gone, and ifyeah, and, of course, they felt
like you were being, uh, a bittoo much or a bit childish,
because it affected them.
Now she's embarrassed because,no, what's embarrassing is that
you tried me.
Yeah, you embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
What's embarrassing is that you tried me.
Yeah, you embarrassed me.
What's embarrassing is that youwere disrespectful.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Look at you.
You played yourself.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
You played yourself.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
You played yourself.
Don't bring that.
That shit may work in yourhouse, boo, it don't work over
here, but this is my house.
It don't work over here, thisis my house.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, I definitely think the mother-in-law was
wrong.
And your little boy, yourlittle boy, little boy, you got
my man, that's my man you hearme now, that's my he gonna stick
beside me.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
He gonna stick beside me because what I got in this
crotch is holding him down.
He ain't worried about you.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Bye babe what I got in this crotch.
You cannot provide him the lifethat I give him.
I promise you that.
I promise no, but themother-in-law was very much out
of pocket.
It's rude to impromptuallyimpromptly I don't even think
that's a word or impromptlybring an additional guest to a
(47:37):
well, like she has already said,it was a well curated dinner.
It was a very like specificstyle of dinner.
The food was very specific,like everything you know what I
mean Down to the eighth person.
And for you to just be like, oh, we'll squeeze one more person
in, that's not okay, and I knowyou saw my response to the text
(47:57):
message.
So the fact that you ignored myresponse.
You still showed up at my houseand you texted me an hour
before, right, and she respondedright back, and then you,
you're gonna act like you didn'tsee it and then for this half
of the show and say, oh, I'm notgonna poison you, bitch you
don't get out of my face.
I mean, you, you was, you was,you were better than me by even
letting her pass the thresholdof the door here, because she
(48:18):
wouldn't even got past thethreshold of the door.
I would have been like I I do Ido apologize like the
mother-in-law.
You know what I am, so sorry.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
However, she's not welcomed here in my home I would
open and say that we justcanceled yeah, I'm sorry sorry,
right, in fact sorry guys, I doapologize.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I do apologize.
I do apologize for theinconvenience.
Yeah, but you were definitelyno you are definitely not the
asshole.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Sorry, I'm going to look at it like this is
interesting Turn it into milkprep.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Hello, and guess what ?
I can eat everything here.
It's not going to go to waste.
No, you're not the assholeStand on business boo.
Stand on business and shout outto your husband for sticking
next to you and supporting youand still being able to express
himself and how he felt, becauseI'm sure it's uncomfortable for
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him.
That's his mother, that's hisaunt, but he also understands
that you're his wife and I knowit's an uncomfortable situation
for him and he probably doesn'tlike it.
And he still expressed to youthat, even though you stood your
ground.
I can respect that, but I dofelt like you could have handled
it a little bit different, buthe still supported you and he
still stands by you.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
So shout out to your husband.
He's a good man.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
He's a good man, savannah, a good man.
I'm going to stand beside him.
I'm going to stick beside him.
That's him.
I'm going to stand beside him.
Shut up, man.
All right, guys, that's all wehave for you today.
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podcast.
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