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November 1, 2019 86 mins
In which we discover WHO is responsible for the pineapple juice that's filling up The Fairgrounds, WHAT Robots do for "tension relief," WHERE the zero-gravity Twister competition will be held if the pineapple juice can't be removed, WHEN the painfully shy Magnosians are able to mate, and HOW Althaar will learn about the "human sexing!" Answers involve weightless SCUBA diving among said pineapple juice, the exchange of vital internal parts, a lot of incredibly potent alcohol, and a much regretted favor.     EPISODE NINE "Everything Althaar Always Wanted to Know About Sex (but Humans Keep Running Away Before He Can Ask)" written by Chris Lee   featuring John Amir as John B Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax Berit Johnson as Althaar Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel Eli Ganias as H.F. Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar  Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, SurveyorBot Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory with Jessica Stoya: Princess Pancakes, Susan Olivia Baseman: Judy, Amber on the Bridge Anna Stefanic: Stella, MaidBot Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot Lex Friedman: Door Voice, Bubbles Linus Gelber: PlummerBot  Philip Cruise: Magnosian   Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic  Illustration by Dean Haspiel Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks   WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar  Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones.   Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks   Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.   A Gemini CollisionWorks Production   EPISODE SCRIPT HERE! IDfUgKExV8G3qnI7nPcI   
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