Episode 18: Can't Say "Teeth" Without Teeth

Wherein we are not professionals.

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• 4:44 Language Thing of the Day: The short scale vs the long scale
• 21:38 Question 1: Why do we use 'on' to refer to spiders being 'on' ceilings? To me the spiders aren't on top of the ceiling, they're under. All the languages I know use a very similar preposition to 'on' in English, so I'd like to know if any other languages use a different preposition or postposition.
• 38:20 Question 2: Morphologically and grammatically Japanese and te reo Māori behave very similarly: tons of particles all over the place, compounding as a major word source, not many affixes, little to no inflection, reduplication to convey emphasis, and very restrictive phonotactics. I see a pattern: Mandarin, Vietnamese and Thai disallow large consonant clusters and are highly analytic. On the other end of the spectrum there are Georgian (agglutinative hell), and (fusional) Czech, which both have unpronounceable consonant clusters. Is this correlation real or am I imagining things? [If it's real,] what is the reason for this convergent evolution?
• 56:05 Question 3: Would someone wanting to be a linguist need a degree? Or is a degree just a sort of certification? I’ve always wondered this because I’ve always been fascinated by linguistics but I didn’t pursue it in university, instead opting for Translation (which I guess could use linguistics but you know what I mean). Would you guys, actual linguists, consider someone who studies the subject by themselves and engages in conversations of linguistics to be a linguist?
• 1:13:09 Last episode’s puzzler’s answer
• 1:19:09 The puzzler: Complete the sequence. C, F, T, ?, Y, H, N, J, I, ?

Covered in this episode:

• Teeth
• Myriads, millions, milliards, billions, billiards, trillions, and trilliards
• Don’t be Canada

• Indefinite hyperbolic numerals, like “ten thousand,” “seventy,” “seventy times seven,” “a billion,” “a bajillion,” or “hrair”
• Hanging on to the roof of a bus
• Horses do not have walls
• Are French speakers dans or en a mechsuit? We want to know
• Things Sarah gets wrong on Duolingo
• From a spider’s perspective, the enemy’s gate is up
• Does anyone do things by purpose?
• The time on a clock is a place, a month or a year is a container, and a day is a surface

• Why do English speakers do “strength” to ourselves
• The “s” on a present-tense English verb is spicy and weird
• Japanese says you can have little a consonant, as a treat
• There are more than seven languages in the world
• Syllabic consonants

• Being a linguist is not a real-world career
• L’Academie Francais are disqualified from linguistics forever
• Eli proposes a screenplay

• It’s teeth that are the problem

Links and other post-show thoughts:

• We accidentally skipped drinks chat, but Eli had water and Sarah had a weird but tasty raspberry-lemonade wine cooler thing
• The secret dozenal system in English and the long hundred
• Short scale vs long scale, h/t Bex
• “Thousand” isn’t actually that weird; it’s just a Germanic word, instead of being derived from Latin. Here’s a map of words for “thousand” in European languages color-coded by etymology
• Per Etymonline: “billiards” the game played on as rectangular table with ivory balls and wooden sticks, 1590s, from French billiard, originally the word for the wooden cue stick, a diminutive of Old French bille "stick of wood," from Medieval Latin billia "tree, trunk," which is possibly from Gaulish (compare Irish bile "tree trunk"); totally unrelated to French billiard

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