Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast
Explore the lighter side of crime with our genre-bending comedy podcast! Join hosts Amanda Rose and Trevin Bartee every Wednesday for hilarious dramatizations of real-life petty crimes. Dive into over-the-top audio dramas featuring dumb criminals, cheesy sound effects, and surprising facts. Perfect for true crime fans seeking a laugh-filled twist on the usual narratives.
Episodes
June 25, 2025 • 57 mins
The wheels of injustice go 'round and 'round — and this week’s petty crimes may just leave you spinning.
Trevin starts things off with an embarrassing encounter at a massage parlor, where a deep tissue session brings him to his knees (literally), complete with a defeated wimpy voice and all. Meanwhile, Amanda battles another medical misadventure, as a sudden fainting spell leaves her bruised, swollen, and understandably over it.
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June 18, 2025 • 57 mins
Of all 50 states in America, which have the most crimes on an annual basis?
On this episode, true petty crime expert, Amanda Rose, joins Nick Emel to reveal the Top 10 States in America With the Highest Crime Rates, according to the FBI.
PLUS... what makes each state so likely to have high crime rates?, the safest states in America, proper state name pronunciation, lake culture, Nick's high school life of crime, and MUCH more.
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June 11, 2025 • 59 mins
A petty crime podcast episode filled with food, fast food sauce nostalgia, and chaotic appetites.
Pull up a chair and prepare your palate—because the Saucy Queens, Trevin and Amanda, have a reservation for crime, and you're on the guest list.
This week, Trevin finally tracks down the elusive salad that haunted him last year—only to discover its spicy vengeance leaves him sweating bullets. Meanwhile, Amanda recounts a recent dinin...
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June 4, 2025 • 67 mins
This week, we're exploring the fine line between neighborly and nefarious. Because sure, community is important—but not all of them are worth joining.
Trevin is feeling the heat of summer, or as he calls it, Body Dysmorphia Season. In a rare moment of vulnerability, he opens up about the struggle of connecting to his body in a world that won’t stop looking.
Meanwhile, Amanda returns with a major life update, packed with dilemmas....
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May 28, 2025 • 61 mins
Things get a little too mischievous this week on Live, Laugh, Larceny! Trevin can’t stop wasting pineapple—despite his best efforts—and Amanda's already slapping mosquitoes in March. Are we sure summer didn't skip spring?
The crew plays a wild round of Two Truths and a Lie: Trevin goes full Animal Planet with facts about quokkas, capybaras, and honey badgers, while Amanda brings props and Pop Rocks to test Trevin’s sweet tooth a...
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May 21, 2025 • 73 mins
Things are getting weird this week—and that’s saying something.
We’re joined by the delightfully bizarre minds behind Weird True Crime for a very special guest episode. Together, we form the Roundtable of Weird, where strange dilemmas, dumb criminals, and questionable life choices are always on the menu.
Trevin kicks things off with an existential crisis involving his life partner, ChatGPT. Is his unrelenting politeness costing t...
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Ready to question reality? Bring your big brain and your curiosity—because this week, we’re joined by Jill ChaCha from the comedy-science podcast Well… That’s Interesting, where the facts are bizarre and the laughter is inevitable.
Trevin revisits his greatest nemesis—mowing the lawn—with a petty twist. Amanda finds herself in a super glue disaster while crafting paper teacups for her daughter’s birthday. And Jill faces a hard tru...
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May 7, 2025 • 69 mins
Hop on our flying carpet — today, we’re all Disney princesses (crowns optional).
This week, Trevin is officially ordained and struggling to write a wedding speech that’s somehow harder than crafting petty crime stories. Meanwhile, Amanda’s mind is blown at Disney on Ice, where four-legged characters are skating their hearts out in front of her family.
In trivia, Amanda dishes on a Disney princess with surprisingly few lines, whil...
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April 30, 2025 • 54 mins
We will be back next week with a new episode. But for today, enjoy this special rewind of Ballad of the Toilet Man!
🎶 Sing it loud, sing it proud—for the Toilet Man, of course. It's Wednesday, which means it's time to raise your voice (and maybe a few eyebrows) for another round of petty crime storytelling!
This week, Trevin finds himself literally singing the praises of the Toilet Man—with the window open, no less—treating th...
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April 23, 2025 • 85 mins
Live, Laugh, Larceny has officially hit 200 episodes, and we're celebrating the only way we know how—by throwing the pettiest awards show podcasting has ever seen.
From naked porch thieves to cursed cake smashers, we’re revisiting our most iconic criminals, characters, and catastrophic choices across 13 completely unhinged categories—including:
Most Uncomfortable Moment
Best Character (That’s Not Trevin or Amanda)
Most Dreadful ...
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April 16, 2025 • 54 mins
It’s our annual 4/20 special, and we’re here to celebrate the one green to rule them all.
This week, Trevin unknowingly ate the final Sweet-Tart, leaving his memory of the flavor as foggy as a college dorm on April 20th. Meanwhile, Amanda is dealing with a sunglasses situation that’s less cool and more cringe, as her husband insists on wearing novelty shades in public—unironically.
In a very high-quality round of Two Truths and a...
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April 10, 2025 • 63 mins
Leave your ego—and your expectations—at the door, because this week’s episode is dedicated to the wonderfully weird women of the world.Trevin kicks things off with a very grown-up dilemma: finding a new primary care doctor. But when every promising option comes with a suspiciously bad review, will he ever make it past the search results? Meanwhile, Amanda finds herself once again participating in a children’s class—only this time, ...
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April 2, 2025 • 58 mins
It’s a pirate’s life for us this week as we take our dumb criminal mischief to the seven seas. Trevin’s dreadful dilemma starts with his attempt to defend grape-flavored candy, only to realize that his entire perspective on fruit flavors might be completely off. Meanwhile, Amanda witnesses a first-grade music show gone wrong, where a tiny performer risks getting slapped off the risers by a much larger child standing beside her. For...
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March 26, 2025 • 70 mins
Things are about to get real—so real, it could only be reality TV.This week, we’re joined by Madison McGhee, host of Ice Cold Case, who’s actively investigating her father’s murder. But before we dive into the real crime, we tackle some petty ones.Trevin is facing a picture-perfect dilemma after his wife (and now everyone else) confirmed he’s a terrible photographer. Amanda has found a way to make Paw Patrol gangster by blasting th...
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March 19, 2025 • 59 mins
Feeling lucky? This week, we’re riding a wave of good fortune—whether we planned it or not.Trevin shares a nightmare laundry dilemma involving a cat puke-covered blanket and a rebellious washing machine, while Amanda recounts a trampoline park teen brawl that put her mom instincts to the test. Can she break it up before it turns into a full-blown WWE match?In Trivia, Amanda asks which bizarre item was once considered a symbol of go...
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March 12, 2025 • 59 mins
Our Listener Stories episodes are back, and this time, we’ve got more contributions than ever!This week, Trevin faces a dreadful dilemma at the DMV while trying to get a new ID after his birthday—leaving him questioning if he’s even a real boy. Meanwhile, Amanda returns with an I told you so moment as she gives an update from the school drop-off line.For our middle segment, we’re handing the mic over to YOU! No fun facts—just Dread...
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March 5, 2025 • 73 mins
Hey, everyone! We had some unexpected dilemmas come up, causing us to miss the editing deadline for this week. We will be back next week with Now That's What I Call Listener Stories Vol. 3!The world tour is in jeopardy, and we've got the episode that will save music! This week, Trevin deals with a case of floppy eyelids, while Amanda's winning personality makes her perfect for human resources. Our "Two Truths and a Lie" segment cov...
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February 26, 2025 • 64 mins
It’s the Florida February Finale, and we’re going HARD—because somehow, both of this week’s crimes are tied together by boners.Trevin’s free time leads him down a Facebook-induced spiral of existential dread, while Amanda enters her Bridgerton era, only to be deeply troubled by the shift from season one to season two.Fast Florida delivers the bizarre tale of Carline Sthilaire, a Florida Woman caught bathing in a puddle outside a li...
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February 19, 2025 • 64 mins
Week three of Florida February is here, and everything is upside down—literally.This week, Trevin finds a guilt-free way to get revenge on his pranking wife by questioning everything, while Amanda levels up to the “big kid class,” stepping into her daughter’s karate lessons.In Fast Florida, students in Hendry County pull off the ultimate digital rebellion—hacking their high school’s system to warn classmates about mandatory (and en...
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February 12, 2025 • 70 mins
We’re going on a Florida shopping spree, and the only thing on our list is absolute mayhem.This week, Trevin faces an existential crisis when ChatGPT knows him a little too well, while Amanda navigates the aftermath of her husband terrorizing the neighborhood as Ebenezer Scrooge.Fast Florida drops in with the tale of Gianfranco Fernandez, an Orlando man whose love of cartwheels and gymnastics is only rivaled by his talent for getti...
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