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âWHO'S ON FIRST?â The text of Abbott & Costello's classic routine. Abbott: Well, Costello, I'm going to New York with you. Bucky Harris the Yankee's manager gave me a job as coach for . The document contains the full text of the classic comedy routine Who's on First? by Abbott and Costello. In the routine, Costello tries to find out the names of the players on the team from . Abbott & Costelloâs Whoâs On First? Abbott: Well, Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on . COSTELLO: Well then who is on first? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: I mean the fellowâs name. ABBOTT: Who. COSTELLO: The guy on first. ABBOTT: Who. COSTELLO: The first baseman. ABBOTT: Who! COSTELLO: The guy playing first base. ABBOTT: Who is on first. COSTELLO: Iâm asking you whoâs on first! ABBOTT: Thatâs the manâs name. COSTELLO: Thatâs. Download the Full Transcript of Whoâs on First Here. Abbott: Well, letâs see, we have on the St Louis team, Whoâs on first, Whatâs on second, I Donât Know is on third Costello: Thatâs what I want to find out. Abbott: I say Whoâs on first, Whatâs on second, I Donât Knowâs on third. Costello: Are you the manager? Abbott: Yes. The document is a script of the classic comedy routine Who's on First performed by Abbott and Costello. In the routine, Costello tries to find out the names of the players on Abbott's baseball team but Abbott insists on using strange names like Who for the first baseman, confusing Costello. They go back and forth with Abbott refusing to clarify who is playing each position, leading to more. COSTELLO: At what time tomorrow are you going to tell me whoâs pitching? ABBOTT: Now listen, Who is not pitching. Who is on COSTELLO: Iâll break your arm you say whoâs on first! I want to know, whatâs the pitcherâs name? ABBOTT: Whatâs on second! COSTELLO: I donât know! Both: Third base! (Pause). Whoâs On First This is a gimmick square dance figure that was popular for a time about years ago called âWhoâs On Firstâ. It is a take-off on the old Laurel and Hardy routine about baseball. As the routine progresses, different people are in 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th positions in the square. Abbott & Costelloâs Whoâs On First? Abbott: Well, Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team. Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players. Abbott: I certainly do. Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys.