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“WHO'S ON FIRST?” The text of Abbott & Costello's classic routine. Abbott: Well, Costello, I'm going to New York with you. Bucky Harris the Yankee's manager gave me a job as coach for . The document contains the full text of the classic comedy routine Who's on First? by Abbott and Costello. In the routine, Costello tries to find out the names of the players on the team from . Abbott & Costello’s Who’s On First? Abbott: Well, Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on . COSTELLO: Well then who is on first? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: I mean the fellow’s name. ABBOTT: Who. COSTELLO: The guy on first. ABBOTT: Who. COSTELLO: The first baseman. ABBOTT: Who! COSTELLO: The guy playing first base. ABBOTT: Who is on first. COSTELLO: I’m asking you who’s on first! ABBOTT: That’s the man’s name. COSTELLO: That’s. Download the Full Transcript of Who’s on First Here. Abbott: Well, let’s see, we have on the St Louis team, Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third Costello: That’s what I want to find out. Abbott: I say Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know’s on third. Costello: Are you the manager? Abbott: Yes. The document is a script of the classic comedy routine Who's on First performed by Abbott and Costello. In the routine, Costello tries to find out the names of the players on Abbott's baseball team but Abbott insists on using strange names like Who for the first baseman, confusing Costello. They go back and forth with Abbott refusing to clarify who is playing each position, leading to more. COSTELLO: At what time tomorrow are you going to tell me who’s pitching? ABBOTT: Now listen, Who is not pitching. Who is on COSTELLO: I’ll break your arm you say who’s on first! I want to know, what’s the pitcher’s name? ABBOTT: What’s on second! COSTELLO: I don’t know! Both: Third base! (Pause). Who’s On First This is a gimmick square dance figure that was popular for a time about years ago called “Who’s On First”. It is a take-off on the old Laurel and Hardy routine about baseball. As the routine progresses, different people are in 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th positions in the square. Abbott & Costello’s Who’s On First? Abbott: Well, Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team. Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players. Abbott: I certainly do. Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys.
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