Band Aid's DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS? Okay, yes they did, but we didn't know they knew, we're just popstars

Play along at home with the lyrics:

[Paul Young] It's Christmas time There's no need to be afraid At Christmas time We let in light and we banish shade [Boy George] And in our world of plenty We can spread a smile of joy Throw your arms around the world At Christmas time [George Michael & Simon LeBon (Duran Duran)] But say a prayer Pray for the other ones At Christmas time it's hard But when you're having fun [Simon LeBon, & Sting] There's a world outside your window And it's a world of dread and fear [Sting, & Simon LeBon] Where the only water flowing Is the bitter sting of tears [Bono, & Sting] And the Christmas bells that ring there Are the clanging chimes of doom [Bono] Well, tonight thank God it's them Instead of you [Boy George & Others] And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time The greatest gift they'll get this year is life (Oooh) Where nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow Do they know it's Christmas time at all? [Marilyn & Glenn Gregory] Here's to you [Paul Young] Raise a glass for everyone [Marilyn & Glenn Gregory] Here's to them [Paul Young] Underneath that burning sun [Paul Young, Marilyn & Glenn Gregory] Do they know it's Christmas time at all? [Chorus: All] Feed the world Let them know it's Christmas time again [Chorus repeat forever, fade out]

Jump to section:

(00:10) Christmas introduction but no waffling like you get on some podcasts. You know the ones.

(01:30) Song title, writers' details etc

(03:21) Christmas jokes - Band Aid edition

(11:22) To the lyrics (new jingle!). Disclaimers and excuses for what's to come

(14:18) Band Aid, Band Aid 20, Band Aid 30, Band Aid 40, and the orphaned Band Aid II

(15:46) Getting into the lyrics proper. Christian nations and English perspectives or lack thereof

(17:22) Christmas fears, dubious phobias and spiking statistics

(28:49) Plenty

(31:37) Thoughts and prayers and othering

(33:58) 80s pop riches and guilt

(35:40) dread, fear, and the sting of tears

(39:50) Christmas bells

(40:49) It's them or us? Empathy flow-chart. Famine and civil war

(44:43) Ebola

(46:12) Snow in Africa. Ebola rap!

(52:07) Africa has no jungles, rain, or rivers, or maybe it has the largest ones

(53:16) Do they know? Can they Know? The music video. Reflections.

(57:33) Theories From The Internet. Lots of arguing people. AI gets it wrong

(01:00:54) Notable Trivia. Queen & apartheid, Halloween parody, Russell Brand, cover versions, Ray Hadley

(01:04:55) Misheard Lyrics.

(01:09:00) Farewells and ⁠⁠⁠give us money⁠⁠⁠

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