Season 4 Episode 12-I'm Feeling Drake Vibes

Sommer, Jamie and Schuyler talk about Season 18 Ep 11 of Married At First Sight with special guest Celia Hervas

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Welcome to Mad and Finally Single.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm Jamie Black, I'm Summer Austin, and I'm Skyler Fast Jokes.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
And this is a Meredi first I fan podcast where
we invite a guest on who's never watched an episode. Hey,
welcome to another episode of Mad and Finally Single. We
have a guest today. She is simply just known as
a funny girl, cause she's hilarious. Please give it up

(00:34):
for Celia us Voss.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I do stand up comedy in LA. I do stand
up with Jamie.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
I got invited on the show today. I'm very excited
to talk about married at First Sight?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yes, ce Celia, do you watch reality TV? Is this
the thing that you do?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Some some I've watched a little bit of Bad Girls Club.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I didn't get that from this. I watched the Flaves,
the Flaves show, Okay, that was a good favor of love. Yeah,
that was one?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Which is another love reality program?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
That one was? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think those are the only two. Is there is
there any love?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
What is it that you can watch? You're so young?
How is it that you were watching flavor of what
I want to like?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I don't know, I don't know. But it was on there,
and then I remember and I also, do you guys remember.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
His roast back in the day. Oh, I was, oh
my god, it's so good. You have to watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh I will his Comedy Central roast like, yeah, okay,
oh my god, is it now?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I'm sure it is. It's hilarious, good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm sure. Oh yeah, oh my god, flavor Flave. He's
on that one show that Skyler and I sometimes watch now,
which is what is the name of that one where
they're like all the mean, all the the villains. That's
what it is.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
How's the villains?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
How's the villains?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Right?

Speaker 5 (02:05):
I've never seen on it though he's.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Not on it, but what's her name? New York is
on it?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Oh, it was just that's all I was thinking about.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like all the villains from all the
reality TV programs. So they never put anyone from Married
at First Sight on there. It's always like the more
popular ones.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Okay, well he's a villain married first See.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah exactly. Well, thank you for you know, being here
and for watching the show. I know it's quite long,
but all right, so should we jump into it, y'all?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I think that we should Hey, I'm just gonna grab
all right, So we're gonna start with, uh, Carla and
Juan so Celia. Do you recall who carlon one is?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I need I need my my cheat sheet of these
two here. Oh yeah, the the uh little plates, the
pilates instructor. Yes, and her husband. That's like very like, uh,
you have no idea what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
It was kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I'm just gonna go how it goes.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, Oh my god, I love we love Carla. I
love Carla. I don't know. Yes, have we ever heard
of a hair salon slash plate studio before?

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I was. I was confused about that. Yeah, she's got
two of them.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I mean he made it sound like because I watched
the first and made it like sound like she didn't
have her ship together.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
But I was like, wait, whoa, she's got all those
ships together.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Doesn't have her shit together?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yes, she's just relax and then relaxed.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
In the last episode, we went to where he works
and his place was like I don't even know what
to describe it as. It was like it was like
a warehouse. It was like a like an event space
slash out work space slash a shop, like I'm not
like a like a furniture shop.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
I'm not sure that when these two were paired up
together because.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Like you can't figure it out.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Let's take two careers that we're kind of into and.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Mash them together and make it. You know what. I
really like, I really am in admiration of their They're
just like hootspa. They're like, you know what, we're just
gonna make this business. It doesn't make any sense, but
we're just gonna put it together.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I liked the farm where she was like.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
She was like, I don't want any chairs in my studio,
and then he was like, well, I think chairs are important.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Kill my brain cells chairs, so you should have chairs.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Got It's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
It's like, wait, did I just drink a half of
a case of diet coke or are they killing my
brain cells?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
It was like They're very confusing, but I totally want
to spend an afternoon with them. They're like my favorite.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, I would say, have all the few. They were
definitely the nicest.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, oh really guys, no other comments on these two.
I'm surprised.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
I loved when we first see her in this episode
and she's just like on the floor just tuning up
her sound bowls or whatever.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yes, yeah, the.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Guest is at my house. And I was like I can.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yes, I knew she'd have sound bowls. I knew she
she'd do sound bad.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Oh yeah, it's just like watching here, like tuning up.
I was like, what is she doing.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Turning up the sample?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh? Man?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Ye make fun of sound healers, but I really think
they're important. Even though I'm.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Laughing, I will say I did a sound bath once
and I went into it and it was like a
janky one that my office was doing, So I was like,
this is gonna be bullshit, but I'll get out of
work for thirty five minutes for it, why not? And
like I went with one of my coworkers and the
woman is like explaining it. At the beginning. We're also
in a bus, mind you, it's like a mobile sound bath,

(06:17):
and she's like, you're just going to feel the energy flowing.
And my coworker and I are both sitting there just
trying not to laugh because it's literally just the two
of us in this blue bus with this woman. And
then once we get done with the sound bath, I
just kind of like looked at my coworker and I
was like, I don't know, man, but like I do
feel like lighter and weird. So like we made fun

(06:38):
of it, but we were both at the end we
were like, something happened in that bus and it was great.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
That sounds actually really fun. A sound bath on a bus.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
That is brilliant, thankful.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Hey, you could have a new business just mash a
bus and a sound bath together.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
And he got business, I mean honestly started by Carla. Right,
I'll go Carla's Mobiles. Sound bath.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, no, like but okay, but for real though, have
you guys had sound baths too? No?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I have. I have listened, like you can listen to
him on YouTube, so I've listened to him to go
to sleep?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, they Well, there is something to be said for that.
The frequency the vibrations at like reverbrates and our bodies
are mostly water, so it makes sense that you would
like have some sort of feeling after something like that.
You know, so highly recommend to sound baths.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Celia put it on that like listens to the things
to go to sleep? Are you guys all those people
like the good friends he has like the right the
noise machine like the fan and the radio static machine.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Are you one of those people?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, I'm like, I'm like in darkness and.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Silence, like darkness and silence. How do you? Yeah, one
person go to sleep before the other. Then is that
how you guys?

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Do?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
I can I have like myself?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I do anything?

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, sometimes I like to listen to things. I do
listen to the soundbounds on YouTube sometimes for different things.
But but they're better if you have like your phones
or something. So I don't but yeah, and in person,
you're getting much more of the experience.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yes, I was gonna say, but live it's best.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Live is best A lot of times. You can do
them at yoga studios too. So this episode brought to
you by soundbaths.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
All of them, and crystal sound baths and crystals.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, let me pick out their crystal at the end.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh wait, So you're in the soundbouts but not in
the crystals, okay, Skyler not.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
I'm also not really into soundbouts. I was just into
that one, like I'm not now a sound bath. Also,
like I don't know when people are like my crystal's
not charge. It's like the full moon I'm like, I'll
have what you're having because it's like that your life
is a lot better than mine because you, yeah, are gullible.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
And I had a hole. Like when I was getting
my divorce, I had a friend who was tried to
walk me through on the phone how to open up
a crystal, and I had no idea you had to
open them up. She's just like physically or like no,
not physically or I don't know what she was like.

(09:29):
She was like, you have to hold it underwater. And
she's like she's like and you just have to kind
of like feel it open. Okay, so ire like cry
with like a crystal under her pass. It's like can
I feel it open? Is it open?

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Did it open or no?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I was like maybe I feel it open.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
You don't want a lot yourself thought is painted.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
That's right, you got to And I never charge my crystals,
but yeah, you're supposed to do all that, Like.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
How do you charge them?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
You can put them in water under the moon obviously obviously.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
So in the desert.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Yeah, My question is if I were to buy a crystal,
like let's say I go to like Psychic Eye or
whatever and intuition, and I'm like, I want to purchase
one crystal today. Please, do you think that it already
comes charged or do you think I have to like

(10:45):
charge it before its first use.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
It's a great question. I think you're probably gonna have
to open it and then use it and then you
charge it periodically if you're really doing proper crystal care here.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Okay, so like batteries not included.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, unless somebody like used it then returned it.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
With someone else's energy.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Buy all the crystals and then charge them negatively and
then be like.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Spicy, Yes, let's have the stage your crystal. Okay. Yeah,
we could just talk about this.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
All we could. We could so anything else we have
to say about.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Carlon Wan No, I think that the crystals bit, though,
definitely needs to be talked about on stage next.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yes, I just want to quickly just point out that
wagu house where they had their dinner in the Roosevelt Collection.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Oh yes it is. Yeah, there was another where did
they go? Oh they went in a shop later, we're
gonna talk about that in Raven's would then.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Oh is that where they were da? Oh well yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
But you're talking about that sush dinner or you're talking
about when they ate of the house.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
The sushi that looked amazing.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
By the way, that was like a mission star restaurant.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
It isn't all you can eat restaurant.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yes, what were they doing with the raw beef though?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Was it to it's yeah, it's a it's it's not
just sushi, it's it's a barbie, so cook it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I didn't see it being cooked. I just saw it
just raw.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well, I know they didn't. I don't think they ate
it either, They just brought it out. I think the
show was meat.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
That was an interesting choice.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Because it's free advertising.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Yes, I was gonna say, I read a thing about
the Bachelor franchise and I feel like it's probably very
similar where they're like nine times out of ten they
don't actually eat the meals because you know, you don't
have the time. You have like the storylines that you
have to tell producers and then they're like, okay, we
go to this event now, So like nine times out
of ten, it's like the poor pa is like, let

(13:09):
me eat this five star meal, and so it's like
fighting for scraps entertainment industry.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Ie it Yep, Yeah, Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Even move on to producer in one of these shows.
But that's okay. I'll work fifteen hour days.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Ask Julie Golden and she can hook you up. Yeah,
maybe she might be able to anyway, Let's move on
to MM.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
And Okay Celia.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah, so those two are they the ones that we're
fighting the whole time? Yep, yep, Oh my god, oh yeah,
oh yeah. I honestly like wanted more.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
I wish I saw more beforehand, because what they had
built up was very juicy.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Those those two hate each other.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
They each other.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
I think. I think they just hate each other.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
They do. I can't believe they're throwing her back in
with him, like they were like really trying to repair it,
and I'm like, ooh, yeah, girl, I don't know. I
fear for her safety just because like he's so mean
to her, Like like how much can a woman take?
After all Jesus Christ.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeah, I don't like how they're gaslighting her. They were like, well,
you also said some bad stuff. I was like, oh no,
he said that his She said that his cheap suit
from the alleys looked like a fucking joker suit. Like
he literally called her an asshole and was like verbally
abusive and then like, I don't know, He's just a

(14:43):
fucking fool. I can't stand him.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, I don't like him.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
I also realized that he's forty one. I remember, like
I saw that in this episode and I was like,
how are you acting this much of a child when
you're in your fucking forties right exactly? And I love
his talk with Pastor Cow. Pastor Cow was my hero
for once also.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Hello though he just like it's like, if a man
says it to you, then it's fine, but if a
woman says it to you, like you won't accept anything
unless it's said delivered by a man.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Yeah, absolutely, And I just like love that Col put
him in his fucking place. He's like, well, you haven't
been rude to her at all, and he's like, no,
I've been perfect. And he's like, did you not call
her an asshole? And he's like, well, yeah, but if
you're an asshole, then I'm gonna call you one. And

(15:34):
he just kind of raised his eyebrow and he's like, Okay,
it gues have been kind of rude.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
He gave the look that I always give.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Oh yeah, Jamie pas.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Col did that. I'm like, that's my look. I do
that look all the time when people say stuffspect things.
I'm like, yeah, yes, that's a good look. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Watching for me, I liked and see all that lore
from before, so I didn't realize that he was super
mean and honestly, like from this episode, I was like,
I thought both of the two of them. I was like, you, guys,
they're terrible match for each other. But she seems to
really be trying to still want to be with him,
and I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
I don't know, I've.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Been why, Like I guess, I mean, it's a month in.
I'm surprised they haven't quit by now. They still have
one more month to go. But this is going to
be such I know you're right, you know.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
I was wondering if I could say that Partney, well,
we don't know how much to get paid, that.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
They're fighting for her, uh bread yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Yeah, because I mean he's obviously not really in it
for our marriage, and he basically outed himself in this
episode because he's like, she asked me if I wanted
to move in after this? Like who asked that? After
meeting each other for only like two days or two weeks,
and I'm like, well, babe, you did get married. It's
in the title of the show you signed up.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
The pastor was like, well that's the shows. Yeah, that's
where he's like, what the show is called.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Here's the thing, Celia, he's applied for Married at First
Sight before. He applied in a different city in Houston,
so he can't hide behind the fact he doesn't know
what this show is.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
It's weird, Like that's exactly what it is.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
It's like if it was a normal circumstance and like
Jonesy said to me, like, hey, let's move in, and
it had only been like a couple of weeks, I'd
be like, that's weird, and you're a stucker and I'm
scared of you. But it's like you're on a show,
like you literally got legally married. You're on a show

(17:40):
where the goal is to stay married. So presumably you're
going to live together. Yeah, I mean maybe not. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Before pre Lee Ralph and her husband don't live together.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Well okay, but he's seen the show and he's hold
a producer on the show as well as the theory is, yeah,
he is like a producer plant or something right.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
I mean, it just gets proven to me more and
more every episode that he's clearly a plant and they're
just like using her for good TV. Yeah, which is
also why I feel like that they're like, well, I mean, Eminem,
you know you did a lot of bad stuff too,
and I'm like, you guys are just tearing this poor
woman down. She must know that's a full woman of
color who owns a business, and you're like, let's make

(18:31):
you feel bad.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
I do hope for that reason. I was wondering too
the whole time, that question if he was a plant
or if.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
She was, or if the whole relationship was.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
I do hope if he's getting compensated for this because
I know in Bad Girls Club like they would you know,
like Red, they'd be like it because Red was always
you know, fighting and you know, throwing hands, and she
got paid more because she became she was interesting to watch.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
And all of the ones.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
If you like, start some issues, they'll throw you a
couple more of your Why so I hope that she's
getting He must be getting compensated, but I hope that
she is because that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
They're like, well, destroy your life and reputation. Here's a
few more dollars same thing to.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Cardi b right, right, right, you need to or it's
badgro slubstiason Right.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
I don't know, but I want to see this show.
Oh my god, I gotta see it. Have y'all seen it? No,
I'm going to see this. I'm right, Girls Club. I
don't like my favorite show now because there needs to
be okay. But here's my question though about this plant situation.
If he is a plant, okay, why don't they do

(19:44):
this more often? And why don't they do it like
you know what I mean? Like, why is this show
so boring? Why don't they do more producer plant stuff
and like fuck it up some more?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Oh so they're not like this all the time. There's
not that one couple that's like no.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Not really. I mean in the UK and the Australian
versions there are like some real shit going down, but
in the American version is just kind of like this
is like the most exciting it's been.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
In Australian reality TV is so good, it's.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
N British reality TV is so good too, because they
just throw some real just wrenches into the they's crash
and like the UK version is always the people from Liverpool.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
It's like, oh there's a scoues Are on the show.
Watch out.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
It's so good. It's so good. Good. Do we have anything?

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Sorry to answer your question, summer, they could have been
doing producer plants this whole time and just maybe they're
not good at it, or maybe they're like, you know what,
let's just make this our new thing and see how
it goes.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, there's definitely been really bad contestants, like as in
like like we had marked the show. I remember Lindsay
and Mark the Shark marked the shop.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
When the Boston season there were a lot of like
loose cannons in Boston and she was right, like it
was like Jerry Springer show. She was like, right, a
fucking fight. I love that girl. She was crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, she was. Okay, anything else about mmnkh okay, all right,
let's move on to Madison and Allen.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Oh yeah those two? Which one of those two?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh he's the tall blonde one, really tall.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Oh my god, I feel so bad for him. Maybe
it's because I just watched this episode.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
No, it's okay, No, it's fine. What it was so sad.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Come on, man, that's sad.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
That was sad, Like here a grown man on TV
be like this woman was not attractive to me and
I can tell like that, and then like her face
was like with no words, she was like, yeah, I'm
not attracted to you know what I mean? Like they
were saying that to the therapist. I'm like, I just
like I was like, damn, girl, I can see it
in your face like you you were not because she

(22:07):
would have said something, you know what.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I mean, yeah, of course.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
And then I didn't like the part where the therapist
was like they were like.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
He was like, well, I don't think you're hearing her
like she said she'll she was like yeah, just like
you know, I'll try and work on it to like
say that you look.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Oh god, if someone ever's that to me, I like that,
and not work on it, because like that is awful.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
It's awful.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I know.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
She also just has such a double standard because wasn't
she also the one that got mad because she's like
he just told me I look fine, Yes, she told
me how beautiful I am. She's she's another one where
it's like she's just there for them, like she's not
into him at all, and like, I don't think he's unattractive.
He's a little dorky, but like we love that. However,

(22:56):
I will say I was on her side when she
was like, I don't think you should go out and
like drive you you're putting Yeah, I was like Alan, no,
so Alan lost a couple.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Of points, but oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
He kind of probably parties a little hard. I you know,
a lot of them do, and it's Chicago. I'm not
I'm not trying to give him a pass. I'm just saying,
like they're a little younger and they're on a reality
show and they're you know, drinking, and there in Chicago
is a drink in town.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
So with somebody who said that he's ugly, so like,
you know, I get it.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, they shouldn't let them go to their homes. I
think that's the thing. They shouldn't let them go home.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Yeah, I hope that they stepped in and like someone
just like drove him and that's not really what happens.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
But yeah, stuff like that. It's like, you know, it
doesn't matter how close you are. I had the same
situation last night. I was with my friends at the
spot and my one friend's girlfriend to drive home.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
I was like, absolutely not, like this is and it
was like a back and forth and back and forth
and like I'm and it's just like I'm just like
I know. I was like, dude, listen, like if this
were switched and you were me, I would freaking hope
that you would grab my keys and not let me
drive home, and so like easy to get if things
are switched between them too, you know, I would hope

(24:22):
that he wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Just be like, oh, yeah, you're good, and he definitely
wouldn't be. And that's what people need to understand, Like that's.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
What Obviously they were fighting about other things, like he
was inebriated or just you know, annoyed or who knows how,
I don't know how, like you know, drunk he was.
He seemed like he was, though, but you know, he
obviously was also just acting out some of the he
just wanted to. When he starts drinking, he starts to
fight about the things that are bothering him, which is

(24:51):
the fact that she doesn't want anything.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
To do with them.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
So it was like I want to leave, and so
they have this like that this has happened before where
one of them like left a bar, you know, or
like he's left before, right because she thought she went
to the bathroom and he didn't know where she was,
and like he she wasn't paying any attention to him,
and then he.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Left, like, oh, I think she left with her friends.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
She went to the bathroom and he thought she left,
and then he left, right, I just drove home, Like, well.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
I think this has come up a couple of times
where it's like one of them will just leave randomly
in the night or like leave at the bar, and like,
I just want to say, producers, get a new storyline,
I know, right, you know, they're like what can we
do to make these two seem dramatic? And they're like
left the bar early.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I mean, it's a weird situation. They're definitely not drinking
enough to really cause total chaos like on like like
love is blind and stuff. Everyone's contained and they're drinking
like constantly, right, so or like same with the Bachelor, Right,
They're all like in this house and they're all just
like drinking. So it's not the situation because these people

(26:02):
are going to their lives and they're going to their
work and they're trying to like, you know, so it's
like not that interesting.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Yeah, but what's that one reality show wherever theing was
like striking too much weed and the producer came out.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Which show is that?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
It was like recent and the producer came out.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
And you guys like really need to stop smoking so
much weed, Like you seem like you're not even interested
in doing this show. And they were all like why
we can't weed on set, like it's legal, and like
they were all so high.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
A must have been something in California obviously.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I guess like I'm drinking, might be better for the
producers just weed.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
They're just like, you know, but I want to see
this which we got to figure out. I'll look it up, Okay,
look it up. Oh my god, that's so funny. I mean,
why not? It makes for good TV? Like why else
would you watch reality TV except to see something ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Just realized I was muted, I'm talking and nobody is
responding to me. No, it's okay. I was just like
I was like, yeah, I said, I was like, look
it up. And then I was like I just wanted
to touch upon something that doctor Pepper said, which was

(27:23):
that you're not just growing into each other, you're growing
out of other things.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I'm like, oh, I like that, said to Alan and Madison.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yes, yeah, since that's who we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yes, I don't remember. I don't I'm trying to remember them.
Who was she directing it to both of.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Them or yeah, because she had them each share something
about their childhood and and then you know, and she
was like, she was like, you're you're it's not just
growing into each other, but there's there's things that you're
growing out of. Yeah, actually going into each other, so
you know, you let go of some things and so

(28:07):
that you can grow into each other.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
And this is the this is the reason why I
feel like I like this show is that there are
tools to like, you know, relationships, Like I think that's
a really good one, right, It's like just I mean,
it causes you to get really vulnerable, but to explain
like why you think the way that you do based
on your past experiences, it.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Makes so exactly. Yeah, can I just tell you right
now that there are massive police helicopters out my apartment
building and they're talking to people on the ground. Apparently,
I don't know. I'm just like, what is happening.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
God, Oh well, at least they're talking to people, so
it's not a.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Fire, so right, I don't know, Well, evacuate now exactly.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Maybe you should listen to them, Jamie, just pay attention
real quick.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
They're like black, come out now, stop.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Your hands up.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I went to the I went to the window because
I was like, who the hell are you talking to?
And what's going on? Anyway? If I if I hear
if I hear a fire alarm, I will.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Go Okay, I think we're this episode brought to you
by L A. P.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
D un all Right, anything else about Madison and Allen?

Speaker 3 (29:30):
No, I just feel dreadful for for that. Poor dude.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I do too.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
I feel so bad for him. He is a really
nice guy.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
He is a nice guy. But did you hear what
he said about the custody battle when he was going
when his mom and dad were getting in divorced October
bailiff the bailiff and and went for the judge. I'm like, whoa,
that's just so sad.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Kid. Judge probably said something like you're gonna not have
like this much time with as much parent and the
kid was probably like, no, I'm not a you know.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh god, he was like he was young. He was
what like nine or ten? Yeah, he was young.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
That that sucks so scarring.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
And then to like and now he's like trying with
this marriage and he's trying so hard to really put
himself out there and be vulnerable, and she's fucking rejecting him. Ah,
so painful.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
I know you asked for all that.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Then you're like with this girl and you're like, I
don't know if you find me attractive, and she's like
looking at like any other wall.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
All right, let's move on from huh what happened? Okay,
let's move on from Madison and Allen. Let's go to
Michelle and David.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Okay, so which one.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Are these two they want?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Or the one on.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Close?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, Drake, Drake, yep, yep. Oh now here's another good
Let me just throw this out here real quick, another
good Doctor Pepper quote. She said, the great teacher of
oneself is somebody else.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Because she was talking to Michelle about the fact that
or no, she's talking to David about the fact that
whatever Michelle's issue is, it has nothing to do with him.
It has nothing to do with him. She was like
did you ever consider it's not about you, it's about
what you represent, and you remind her of where she
came from that has nothing to.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Do with you.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
And I was like, Oh, that's really that's really deep.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
And doctor Pepper earned her contract for another.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
She was like, let me get out here and philosify, right,
I haven't been allowed to.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
There are a lot of things that she said this
season where she's like, you know, just put on high
heels for your husband and be sexy and like he'll
stay with you. And I was like, you're outdated. But
then she comes in with this quote and I'm like,
more of that doctor p Yeah, I guess I'm missing.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
So much lore here because I thought she was amazing.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I thought she is amazing. I just I don't know
Skyl does.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I don't know about the high heels things.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Well, she's just trying to get them to try.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
She's just eighty five thousand years old and her name
is doctor Pepper. So I just can't take her seriously
because I'm just gonna go on the record. I'm just
gonna go on the record and let everybody know I
am agist and if you are a certain age, I'm
like you're irrelevant and I can't.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Change you, and I have no shame you and your
husband both.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Yeah. I fun fact, I uh I did. I did
not pass a module on our harassment training because it
was about like being an agist. And in the clip,
this woman was like, you're just an old geezer. You

(33:14):
don't know how to use a computer. Let me just
show you. And they're like, was this wrong? And I
was like no, the guy's oh, he doesn't know how
to use a computer, and they were like, incorrect. Anybody
can use a computer at any age. And I was like,
whoever wrote this needs to be trained, because no, when
you are a certain age and you don't know how
to turn on your iPhone anymore, you don't need to

(33:36):
turn on a computer, and you are an old geezer.
So I stand by my.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
As okay, but here's the thing, Skyler, when it starts
to happen to you, you're gonna remember this day.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Oh it's already happened to me. I think you've talked
about this before. I don't know how to use TikTok
because you know why, I'm too old to use it.
And I accepted that.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
And my students sometimes have to do things for me
where that never was the case before. And they're like, look,
let me show you how to do this thing on
your phone. And I'm like, oh my god, I'm turning
into that person.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
But were you argumentative with them or were you like,
thank you for teaching me this.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I think I was like, thank you for teaching me this.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
There, So therefore that's life. It's always like the old
people that are like, well I know what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I'm like, no, you don't.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
You still are like, well, you can't use a rotary phone.
You know why I can't use the rotary phone, because.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
That is a relevant They don't exist anymore anyway.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
Thank you for listening to my soapbox. I appreciate it.
Doctor Pepper, keep us young. We appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Doctor Peppers used to just going through people's underwear drawers,
you know, not giving this sound advice that she gave
on this episode.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Right See, I thought she.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Was spitting some facts. I thought that pastor spitting some
facts there.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
This episode a little bit.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
So they were shopping for David at that place up
in Ravenswood on the Damon Stop, which is where I
used to live up there.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Oh okay, but I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, they said they showed the Damon brown line, brown line, Yeah,
but I just have to ask. Okay, now, this is
like piggybacking on the old person stuff. I'm gonna date
myself and sound really old now because they were going
through like fashion stuff and did you like Michelle was

(35:36):
like to her stylist friend, she was like, David wears
all kinds of things. He wears shorts.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, okay, And so my.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Question is georts are jean shorts? Is that what georts are?
What are jorts?

Speaker 5 (35:50):
You don't know what shorts are?

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Not like a skirt? What's a geork.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Pockets and them?

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Okay, so they're jean short but like, guys, are jean
shorts not cool anymore?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Like jean shorts like what you're thinking? They're not like
they have like multiple pockets in them, like if you
were going fishing. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Oh you mean like cargo shorts for sure?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yes, oh those are two different things, but they're made
out of jeans.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Well, then I don't know what these shorts look like exactly,
Like if they.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Are shorts like Daisy dukes, what are jhorts, like I
wear jean shorts and like, so maybe it's not okay
for men to wear them. Someone please tell me, Like
she was like, she said it like you committed a
mortal sin.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
It could also be like because it's him, So she
could be like insinuating like not that it's bad to
wear jean shorts, but like he showed up to our
anniversary dinner in shorts. He didn't though, didn't know, but
it could be something like that. He's like, we went
out to an event and this he thought. Because they

(36:55):
also were like dressing. They were like buying like nicer clothes. Yes,
like you know, like sports coats and things like that
if I recall. So it's like it could just be like, yo,
we need to get him looking nicer for you know,
fancy dinners and fancy places.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
He did look good in those clothes.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I am good. Listen. She and she was talking about
how he's casual all the time. The first like three
outfits he came out with were casual outfits, and she's like, oh,
this is great. You look great. I was like, how
is that much different than what he was wearing before?
Because the first one he came out with was it
was like a uh it was a collared shirt, yes,

(37:36):
over like a.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
T shirt and then they put like a flannel over it.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
That's yeah. And when was the flannel?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
And I was like, it looks so good in your flannel?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Like what this is? That was worse than his sweater
and thing that he wore. Anyway, I'm going to share
my screen.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
What is that was the problem?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Look up with sweater at the dinner was the problem?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Or like the fact that he was like in a
T shirt and like and sneakers. But the thing is
that they were nice sneakers. They were like white sneakers,
like nothing on them, you know what I mean, like
brand new sneakers. Okay, Jamie sharing is georts?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Georgs Well that's George. Oh, I get it.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
They're like ninety He.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Wasn't wearing no like, no way was he wearing like.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Gaggy baggy jean shorts. Okay, I get it now georts Okay,
not the same as like okay, not just now they're
pretty again, George, I get those.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah, I understand why she would not like them.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I just wonder, I wonder if they were.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Fitting georts.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
I think that'll be the answer that we're all looking
for hair.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
So he also she was like, she was like, okay,
so if we're going to get on him about the georts, okay, fine,
Now that I see the picture, my next point is
a little bit more moot. But I was like, she
dressed them up in a Canadian tuxedo. Okay, that's what
we used to call that. Okay, I knew that.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
I didn't like that at all.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
I didn't like that denim jacket, and he knew it
was not it. She was like, no, but you are
giving me Drake byes. It looks like everybody in Toronto
right now wearing that. You're right, I'm fine. Not everyone
in Toronto is right. Oh my god, that was bad off.

(39:32):
And the denims of the match.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
No, remember when she was like, I don't want to
be reminded of my poor childhood, and then she put
him in that. Yeah, that was a good choice.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
And the flannel too, I mean, what's what poor more
than flannel? Lesbian?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
I mean goodwill?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
I don't think she was a lesbian us that they.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Picked out, like all the clothes at that store that
just had nothing to it.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Let's be real, my my new theory, as producers were like, oh, fuck,
all of this is gonna be out of our budget.
Choose the cheapest things. Oh look, it's all the ugliest
shit that's on the sail rack. And they're like, wow,
it looks like Drake, doesn't it look like Drake Give.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
And Travis Kelsey too, those were.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
The It was like it was like almost as if
like you were like making a sim and I was like,
what would my male sim wear?

Speaker 3 (40:34):
And then like that was the clothes they were giving him.
People don't wear this actually.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Yea yes, yes Now counter argument as well, because, as
Jamie has pointed out, this was filmed in twenty twenty three.
This the style two years ago.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Oh okay, so right, baby, styles changed that quickly nowadays, Sure.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Jamie apparently, okay, not for someone like me that wears
the same things for ten years, but you.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Know, for me, I'm wearing a you know, I'm wearing
a tank top as I had a tank top on
yesterday because I'm just in the house and it's from
a gay bar in Palm Springs. I was like, I
don't even remember where I got this, because I had
never been to Palm Springs before last year. So I
didn't know where I had gotten it, and so then
I looked it up and it's a leather bar and

(41:30):
I was like, oh, that's right because I DJ the
International Men of Leather Conventions years ago, about twenty years
ago or one.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Right, that's it so fine.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
So yeah, I wear clothes twenty years and plus two.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, of course, Well, especially something like that, that's kind
of a special item.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah, yeah, I keep close forever.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
I have like whole back section in my closet is
called skinny clothes when yes, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
It's for my future. But sometimes I just leave it.
There are some sick fucking reminder to myself, like this day.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
You have this fear every Sunday morning where I'm like, oh, fuck,
what am I gonna wear? Because did I wear this
outfit last week? Our social media follower is going to
be like ew Skyler's warned that really cute X Men
T shirt that his husband got him for Christmas. Every
episode I think time it's.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Okay, okay, don'try about it. It could be like we're
recording like twenty episodes at once.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Oh yeah, we actually have an all access pass and
all of this season was recorded in September because we
already know what happens. Yeah, thank you Lifetime, Thank you Lifetime.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Anything else about Michelle and David.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
No, No, that was fun though. I enjoyed that.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, that was okay. Oh I was I know what
I was gonna say. I'm going to say because because
the next the next couple we're talking about is Kamil
and Thomas. I'd say they probably ran out of money
because because of paying for Thomas's jewelry, so they all
had had to go someplace cheap for David's clothes.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
They were like, this couple is not going to work,
so they get whatever.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
That was the real money.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
And Thomas they're great.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
They are great.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
They're so boring and I love them or nothing to say,
literally nothing. I mean I at least wrote down their
names this time last week. Totally plumb forgot them, love forgot.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I didn't write a lot about them. I mean only
that when they were they had they were shown, they
had the sexy music. They were showing the and they're going,
oh is this how you do? Oh yeah, and you
were like, oh are they having sexy time? No, they
were folding clothes, right.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
I was waiting for it. I was like, what is
going to be the most boring activity? And I thought
that it was going to be like preparing dinner and
I was like, oh, you guys showed me more boring stuff.
But again, I want to just reiterate that I love
these two and I really believe that they can work.

(44:29):
And that's why they have the most boring storyline, because
they're like, fuck, you guys are actually a healthy couple.
We have nothing to show for you.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Are there couples out of this that stay forever together?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Sure? I mean yeah, I think the.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
According to Wikipedia when I looked up last season, I
think it was like out of the seventeen seasons, it's
like eleven percent of couples stay together after the show.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, the first one ever that it was kind of
like the So the first season of the American version,
there was Jamie and Doug, and Jamie she hated Doug.
It was kind of like a Madison Alan situation, like
she was unattracted to him at all. She like panicked,
straight up panic attack at the wedding and like didn't

(45:21):
want to be with him at all, and then he
like opened up her heart and now they're they've been
together forever. They have like three kids or something, and
like a bunch of spin off shows.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
You have four children, four children together for ten years now.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
It's a cute.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Yeah, so yeah, and then there's others that there are.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, but there are some like that and some that
are just but there. Yeah, there's some cute ones to like,
is it Immani and Woody are really cute too, right, please?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
They have a couple of kids now, kids are adorable,
So some of I'm just I'm just going to tell
you that as of May of twenty twenty four, the
success rate was eighteen point seventy five percent.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Oh sorry, I low balled it.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
That's not bad.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Well, it's not great.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
It's not great. It's not great.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I'm trying to put a positive spin.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Sing, guy, it's not.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Bad a percentage?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
What was that, Celia?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
How do they get paid? They have to say together
the whole to the like I saw the decision day
coming up.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Right, Oh yes, we should probably talk about the decision
day thing. How do they get paid? I'm unclear on
that one. I'm going we're going to assume that they
get paid maybe a weekly rate. It's probably not a
lot I don't know, a SAG project.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
It's probably a SAG a SAG rate and a SAG
weekly rate, you think, I mean, it could be. I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
I know, unlike Big Brother, it's like every week you
get paid, so it's like every week that you don't
get eliminated, you get another, you know, additional paycheck. And
a few years ago, I want to say it was
like seventeen or eighteen hundred a week, But I'm I
have a feeling that that's probably a higher budget show.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
H Yeah, these shows do not have the same budget.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Yeah, so I would, But I mean that being said,
it's also a different situation. So I don't know if
they get paid per episode or like per week that
they're together.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
They also have those after parties, and I don't know,
maybe they get paid for a reunion show.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
At the end.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
I don't think they're getting paid like a ton of
money because they're obviously still holding down their jobs. And
I think it's also like maybe they get Instagram followers
and like, you know, they're fifteen minutes of fame, and I.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Wonder if there's just showed some certain sum though that
they're like working towards like if they stay together like
in the beginning, as like a as like a you
know what I mean, like for those two couples that
hate each other we're talking about, like I wonder if
there was like that guy which showed like a certain
amount of money from the beginning, like look if we
don't and then at one.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Point it was just like, you know what, dumb and
it'sself money.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Well there is, That's what I'm thinking in my head, like, yeah,
well you're onto something there, Celia. Like they used to
have this clause in the contract that if they didn't
go through with it or something like that, like didn't
go through with the marriage, they would get a fifty
thousand dollars fine. But that's been oop. Yeah that came out. Yeah,

(48:25):
fifty thousand dollars fine. And then if if they spill
the beans or they like if they you know, do
spoilers or I guess if anyone in their fan. I
don't know how it works with the family, but I
think it was like a million dollar fine if you
did the spoiler. So I could be wrong about the number,
but it's so yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Yeah, that's like messed up because when I was watching
this episode, and it was like, you know, like showing
little clips. I didn't know if some of them were
around here, like opening credits of the episode, but it
like showed one dude that was like so mad about
his wife or something, and he likes punched a cabinet
you don't talking about.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Yeah, that's Alan Allens. That's him.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, that's We.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Haven't gotten to that part yet this episode either, except
there was some foreshadowing. I feel like, yeah, there was
there's something between Madison and David. I think there is,
but I could be wrong.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Okay, So if we don't have anything else to say
about Camille and Thomas, let's just go on and let's
get our guests. Let's sake, don't have anything else say
about them, because they weren't even talking about them at
this point their names, which was good.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Great, let's segue into the decision.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yes, so we're going to get our guests, uh, predictions
about these couples.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
And since this is the first time that Celia has
ever watched an episode of Married at first, I I'm
just gonna run through how how it works. These five
couples they met for the very first time at the altar,
and they got married. They have eight weeks now to
decide whether the older.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Yeah, do you imagine, like you know that one girl
was like, God, damn it, he's a little ugly, you know,
Like that's what she was thinking, Like she like, let's
about her by all.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
She was.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Too The guy was like, you're not attracticing to me,
Like that is what happened to her the older.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Not the first time it's happened either, but anyway, they
have eight weeks to decide whether or not they're gonna
stay married or get a divorce. And at the end
of eight weeks, they go in front of the experts
and they say yes, I want to stay married or no,
I want to get a divorce, and if one of
them says yes and the other says no, they get
a divorce. So with that being said, do you think
that Carla and Juan will say yes on decision day?

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Okay, m m andy K.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
That's a hard one. I don't you know what I'm
gonna go with.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I feel like they're gonna I feel like this, they're
gonna be like we have to we have to show
something for this show, for this TV show. They're gonna
be like, we have to have a complete switch around
that throws people off.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
So let's say, yes there, okay, Madison and Alan.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Which one of those two the close drake?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
No? No, no, tall dorky guy.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Oh no, no, no, if he respects himself?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Oh yeah, okay, all right, Michelle and David, this is
the close people.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
I don't know I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
No.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I feel like she's gonna I feel like it's gonna
like get like a boiling point.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
And Camille and Thomas, the two that love each other.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
I love the two that love each other.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
That's how them. Oh my gosh. Okay.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
So then I have a very important question for you, Celia.
It could be the most important question that's ever been
asked of anyone ever, and that is will you continue
to watch Married at First Sight?

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Yes? I need to know what happens on decision day.
You don't like, I gotta know two like kill each other?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yes, yes, keep watching.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Slightly toxic for.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Allowing them to live in a household together again, But
I would be that toxic producer.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Gould be so.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
But it's the television, and that's what makes a good producer.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
That's what drives up the advertising prices.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Yeah, and if we need a guest on a reunion
show at the end here, someone who's been watching, Oh, Celia,
you can come back. Yeah okay, and you know what
the other good thing is, you don't have that much
more to watch because I think there's only five more episodes, right.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Guys, it looks like it's potentially ending end of February.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Okay, great, Yeah, last season dragged on for six months.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Yeah, it was a long time. They turned eight weeks
into six months, so and.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
They had like just multiple weeks of like where are
they now? Reunion episodes like like come on, oh, so
you never really know what they're going to do with
Peo really know.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yeah, it's true, it's true. Okay, do you have Celia?
Do you have any shows that are coming up? This
episode will come out on Wednesday morning, so anything after Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
February third, I'll be playing at the State Social.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Ooh, I like that plot?

Speaker 5 (53:45):
Cool in West Hollywood?

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Uh fun fact, that was my first bar when I
moved to.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
La Oh really, State Social House?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Is it going to be on the top floor? Yes? Yeah,
such a cute little space show.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Are you doing Joanna's or Vicky's okay, love her. She's
so funny, you know, Vicky Eisenstein.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Oh Vicky, Oh my god, I love Vicky. That's February third, m.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Yeah, she's such a funny, funny girl.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Oh my gosh. We go way back. If you go
to my YouTube channel, I have an old when she
was doing producing. She was producing comedy videos like over
ten years ago, and I was on her show back
then and interviewing.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Yeah, we're going to check it out on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
I think so on my I don't know it's either
on mine or hers. I don't know, but yeah, she's
been doing stuff for forever.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I love that girl. Cool.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Maybe we should all go.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Yeah, come through guys, you show.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah, that's true. It's a great space. I love that
place too. I don't have any shows coming up right now,
I don't think unless you're booking me in February.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Jamie, oh, maybe do you want to be on the
February show.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Just put them on the spot.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
You can be. We're always looking for people. So I
haven't looked at the lab.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
I haven't been doing comedy for a minute. But I'm
jumping back in.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I had very female heavy but yes, we can have well,
maybe you should.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
I can always do another one. It's fine.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I mean, but I think no. Actually, I think you
should because it'll be our one year anniversary show, So
I think you should do I was.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
On the first show a year ago.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Yeah, yay, I am officially booking you on.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Okay, so I have a show to plug the one
you're what's.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
The date of that one?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
It is February eighth.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
February eighth, okay, six pm at gold.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Rail or whatever, gold Rail Bar, six pm.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I had fun.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
That was such a fun show.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I love the space. Can we get them to turn
off the friggin' TVs?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Though probably not?

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
I like the spotlight that's slightly a little to spotlight
that's slightly to your right.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
This is actually not about me. This is about the
pool table.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
That is quintessential bar show right there.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Yeah, sure is.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
I remember I had this one guy and he was
just like, would not for the life of him turn
around and look at me. He just was soon until
I go blind.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
That's why comedians have a tough scan man, let me
tell you.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Yeah, yeah, true, anything for you, Yes.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
February second. My husband and former guest on the podcast,
Ryan Pig will be performing in the Late Show Musical,
which is a musical show featuring guests from twenty twenty four,

(57:06):
so you know, famous historical figures of yesteryear. So there's
that that is at a place that I'm blanking on
the name, but look it up. The Late Show Musical Show.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Late Show Musical Show featuring Jonesy and Ryan Okay.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Cool, awesome, And more importantly, I just want to pitch
to producers of Married at First Sight. I want them
to know that I had a dream this week that
Jonesy did not exist in this dream, but I was
the first gay man on Married at First Sight, and

(57:45):
my husband and I had a very successful marriage and
we stayed together. So I just want to say.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Gay marriage is where it's at.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Everybody, it happens, Come on.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
A little bit of the drama is yes, we're just
a little bit of the drama.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
I wish they would like petition.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
That would be like cool if they could, like you
and Jonesy could like pretend you never met and then
and then get like, oh, like a red payment, like
you know, like like we're like, yeah, we'll start some
ship guys.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
Oh my god, because he and I honestly my therapist
said that we have a really healthy relationship, so I
have to go on there and just like make her
body like, oh my god, are they okay? And he
and I just are absolutely ridiculous and we just like
stage fights.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
That would be fun, would be so that would be good.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Okay, I have to go because my computers about to die.
I didn't realize it wasn't plugged in this time. But
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Yeah well okay, yeah, thank you to Celia. How can