February 5, 2025 • 54 mins
Sommer, Schuyler and Jamie talk about Married At First Sight Season 18 Episode 13 with special guest Shelby Lewis
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Welcome to Mad and Finally Single.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm Jamie Blatt, I'm Summer Austin, I'm Skyler Fast and
now Jones.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
And this is a meredivers I fan podcast where we
invite a guest on who's never watched an episode. Hey, everybody,
welcome to another episode of Mad and Finally Single. We
have a guy day, a new guest. Guy was going
to introduce our guests.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
We have an amazing, amazing woman here. She is world renowned,
famous actress who just happened to have a day off
of set that she graciously used to grace us all
with her presence, Ladies and gentlemen and all genders in between,
(00:51):
because there are more than two genders, shall be Lewis everybody.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I'm so excited to be here.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I really appreciate being able to meet Summer and Jamie
and just to hang out digitally with Sky. Oh yeah,
a couple of years now. So yeah, I'm I'm an
actor here in Los Angeles. I've been here on and
off my whole life, and I moved back two years
ago and focusing on on camera.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
But my my real nerd is Shakespeare and so, which
does not really have here.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
So yeah, we all have to do your own thing exactly. Yeah,
and so because of my thrilled in Shakespeare's guy said,
you must see this top the whole television show.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh it's basically Macbeth meets Hamlet is yes.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Sprinkling in Mary, Wives of Windsor, which, for those who
don't know, is just a very.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Fat man getting has come up in.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
So it seems.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I mean, it's got all the drama of a shakespearean'sale.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
So, Shelby, do you watch any reality TV?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Or you are you?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I'm a RuPaul's Drag Race whot.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
But other than that some project Runway when I'm visiting
my mom, I like competition reality shows. Yes, I know
how yeah, I know how equally produced they are and nudged,
but I just it makes you feel like I'm learning
something great British baking show but yeah, just straight like
(02:38):
housewives vibes have Yeah, I haven't haven't imbibed in that
in not a long time.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't know if you could
not learn anything from this show, but I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Let's get into.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
It and so we learned?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Do you learn?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Does the show make you stupid? I don't don't know, okay,
so yeah, so let's start. Let's start with our first
couple MM and e KG.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yes, what are we to begin?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What a.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
So awkward?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
So over?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
And then the ice cream selection. I love how she gets.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
All four and I thought it was so for them
to share because they were kind of discussing it just
for her. So I don't know why they are on
the outs or what happened.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I guess later in the episode it said like I thought.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
That you he forgave you, so maybe she had something
that happened, but they were just not wanting to be
in each other's presence at all.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
It was delicious. Oh this is Yeah, it was just
like that ice cream.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yes, I literally wrote down. I was like, MM does
not want to be here.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Neither they were.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I think ice cream is the only thing that made
either of them come right.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I can just like picture producers being like, listen, do
you want your paycheck for this week? Great, we'll give
you some free ice cream And they were like okay, fine,
and I'm moving out. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Literally mean, you can't say no to free ice cream.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Unless ice cream lights what ice cream?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh? I know, Well it's the west Loop.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
That's why I didn't recognize that ice cream place.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's in the west Loop. It's on Madison in the
West Loop.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I like flights though, were coming up outside of like alcohol,
Like somebody I know did like a coffee flight recently
with like different style of lattes, and I was like,
if you were to put down a coffee and an
ice cream for light in front of me, I would
be there for years. I would never leave.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
If you put down coffee, coffee, ice cream, a mimosa flight,
forget it.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Could do a whiskey ice cream flight.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Ooh yes, that sounds good too. We just came up
with our new business idea.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I sell it to one. This episode brought to you
by Flights just flight.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, but then it might be confused with his other.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Apps with a flight ooh there you go. Yes, you're
welcome everybody. Yeah, coffee write that ship yeah yeah mm
and KG God bless them.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I just love I mean, this isn't anything about like
what happened on this show, but basically when they're showing
the teasers for the Retreat, which is next week's episode, oh.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
My god, yeah, I love her.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
And then like he tries to serve with the divorce papers.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Right, No, I'm not signing that.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I was like, that was fabulous. It was fabulous.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Again, she's a woman in business. She's like, I'm making
you fucking ride this shit out with me because I'm
getting my full paycheck for this show. Absolutely coming back
for the reunion. I'm doing it all. And no, I'm
not signing your divorce papers.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Right. Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So good, so good? Yeah, it is so good. It is.
Do we have anything else to say about them?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
The only thing I'm going to say, and it's really
just for me and Summer's benefit. Being from Chicago, she
lives she lives either on the corner of Van Buren
and Whacker. Oh wow, because when she was standing on
her balcony, the Castle building was behind her, so she's
(07:25):
so she's either I think I know exactly which building
she lives in. Is the one at the corner of
Van Buren and Whacker. Give us the address, which is
a very it's a it's a very ritzy. I've picked
plenty of people up there from when I was driving
for Lyft.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh oh yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Yeah, only Dom right now?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Oh yeah, what if you picked her up?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh yeah, I may have you never know.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I don't think I'm gonna say you guys are best
friends and you've been holding out on us this whole.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Wouldn't that be awesome? She's gonna be the surprise cast
on the final episode.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yes, She's like, and now I can say it. I've
left e KG and I'm married to Jamie. I would
love that. I would. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I would too, because she'd make a great sugar mama.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
As we saw with the ice cream exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
All right, all right, let's move on. Right, we're done
with M, M and K. I mean, that's it's gonna
be juicy, but we're done with Okay, how about Camille
and Thomas, you know and Tomas which.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
The bondage, Oh my gosh, so very warm, very sweet.
It's like a Doorbs bondage. Yeah, the whole throughout their whole.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Arc was was really fascinating to watch.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
It seems like.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Of all of the couples, they are the farthest along sessually,
which is lovely to have at least.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
One having a little fun. Later someone else is like,
we've never even kissed since Oh God, maybe try so?
That uh is was fun to see. I think she
she seems to be enjoying it more.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I don't know if she's enjoying him or if she's
just enjoying a body that she gets to put an
avocado in.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
That.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
And then all that was how ripe is it?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Is?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
He getting like chomped down?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I was completely distracted by the avocado.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It was definitely a it was a choice. I was like,
did we run out of I mean, I feel like
there were better options that we could have used, but
you know, and if she I.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Mean not, that would make great television.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
And now all of like the avocado kinsters out there
are like, yes, I'm seeing that's what it's for.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Inclusion. Okay, now I understand exactly. We celebrate you the
Kados of the world, cuddle kavos. I'm not sure we'll
figure that out.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
They they enjoyed their basket later, they yeah, I think he.
I loved their awkward conversation with the therapist later because
she was so out there the whole time.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
And then at one point he was like, I would
like doublow job and she was.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
Like, oh, like that was the line and that that
was more emotions.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Yeah, so surprised. Yeah, I was so surprised by that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
She's like, she's like, slapped me around, pull my hair,
but put a dick in my mouth.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Absolutely not, not until.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Not until we've emotionally connected.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I don't think right normally, but I mean I get it. Yeah,
I think you want to be a little more emostly
connected to somebody before you have him blow his load
inside you your mouth.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
No different from me, I mean, I just I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's I mean, I get it in terms of yeah,
I mean I feel like, yeah, fucking suck dick, who cares.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I mean, he's eating You're gonna have them put their
penis inside your vagina, but you wouldn't put it in
your mouth.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
That I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Same, but I will say, like, good for him for
being like, yeah, I'm I'm a giver and I you know,
uh you know I I And they're like you eat
her out. He's like, yeah, I was, because I feel like,
I don't know, I'm a gay man. But I feel
like most men don't do that, So I was like,
good for you, tar they don't.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So I feel like if he's doing that, I feel
like their reciprocation is probably you know, she needs some
more emotional connection.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
It was like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I also did laugh though, when he's like I'm a giver,
I was like, ah, if you were gay, that's you say,
and you're a top. But as we know married, the
first site America no gay couples, so.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
That the series doesn't have any gay couples, not in America.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
And I will bring this up every time. This is
my soapbox. Yeah, other international versions have had gays, but
not America. However, for those who don't know, it's moving
to Peacock for the next three seasons. They got a
three season order, so let's get the gaze on Peacock,
Cock on Peacocks, some.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Pretty big movies.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Cock on Cock on Peacock, exactly.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
On cock on Peacock, and then Camille will have to deal.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yes, yes, right it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I want to know what Japanese rope bondage is, how
it differs from just regular bondage.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
It just doesn't look like it different that much.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Well I know that's what or maybe the avocado was
the the different. I mean, I just Mexican rope bond
what's Japanese? I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
They were like, let's sound fancy and call it Japanese
rope bondage just to throw everybody off.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
I can see them doing that Japanese rope.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You put a lightchi in there instead of an avocado.
They were out of light chiese at the grocery.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Listeners, please let us know what Japanese rope bondage is.
You could get a shout out and next week.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
That's right, This episode brought to you by Japanese rope bondage.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Rye. You'll like it, we think, mm maybe.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Apparently it is a type of tight binding, and it
involves tying a person up using simple yet visually intricate patterns. Okay,
so we're making art while we are tying up our partner, ye.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
The friendship bracelet of.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yes. Yeah, I feel like I need to rewatch this
segment because I'm like, it looked not like that.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
My guess is they didn't spend too much time on
the intricacy.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Is yeah, television listen. She's a woman who likes to
be thrown around in her hair pulls. She ain't working
around with trying to make a pretty pretty bow would
up her man.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
She is quite enjoying her dominatrix though personality is.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
That newly unleashed within the series.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
What I.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It seems a little new, doesn't it, But like is
she is she a dominatrix?
Speaker 6 (15:36):
So she kind of like is that her personality.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Anything you've seen that? Yeah, at least with her.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Maybe she's coming into her own as a dom Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Love that for very exciting storyline for them.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's great. Thomas is going to be a very happy man.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
We got to give them something, after all, they're they're
a little too nice and too too boring for anything.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I was gonna say, I just kind of I was
gonna say, don't worry, Shelby. I think you're like the
third or fourth guest that's like, which one is that?
And I'm like, easily forget it. Love them so much.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Yeah, they're doing great.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
They are doing great. They understand their assignment.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeahs are like we got to give them something. They
were like, you guys are going to try bondage and
being a dominatrix And she's like that's the one with
the avocado and they were like sure, and they're like
there we go. Now we got some spice into this couple.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
All right, storyline, you've had sex, Okay, let's go with
sex sex sex sex, because your storyline is sex all
the way.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I mean, might as well.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
As the only one who have had sex so far.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yes, yes, that's what I figured.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, because next week, Camille is gonna probably be trying
to hold herself back from jumping on kch to being
an ass because she does not like his attitude. She
does not like what he's doing, but she's been She's like,
I'm gonna say nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
So I can't even believe they got a kitchy to
show up. That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, they probably offered him a bonus.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Yeah, you know, I had a chance to sign some paperwork.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
That's the only reason he's there.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
All right, shall we move on?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Let's move on? All right, So let's move on to
Michelle and David.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Oh good, remind me of their hair.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
The text.
Speaker 10 (18:00):
Txtly shit, the text like so obvious that it and
then it was the whole episode of like making sure
that it's true.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
But I mean, oh, so the text happened last.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Week, right, so that was the big bombshell. And then
love that the cousin's name is Denise. I don't know why, but.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
I just think that sounds like such an innocent party
that wouldn't be sending food.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
And the other thing about the text that's so obviously
that he's doing what he's doing is if your cousin,
even if she was the best baker or whatever, no
one ever asked him what the food is? Like, why
don't they just ask what kind of food made him
explode into.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
A sexual nature at food?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
That was his defense. Is it mac and cheese?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Is it like?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
What would it do for all of us? What would that.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Be for us? Listen, mac and cheese is pretty second.
If you've never stirred mac and cheese, you know it
sounds like that.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Oh no, you're making me hungry right now.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I was like, I went mac and cheese.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
You're making me hungry and what at the same time, damn.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It, I just want to eat you up.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
It was what the food was, and then we'd all
be like, oh, we get it.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
We're on his diet, right yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
But she tried to.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Ask him what the food was last week and he
couldn't remember.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
He was like, I think it was I don't know,
Chinese food, like dumplings or like chopsticks or something. Oh no,
it was at a restaurant that.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
She was at Yeah, she's in Chinatown at a restaurant.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Okay, okay, Like.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I love Chinese food, don't get me wrong, but I
don't think I've ever been like, hmmm, I just want
to eat you up.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
But does he touch the eat orgasm at food pictures
a lot?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Like?
Speaker 11 (20:01):
Is that then the thing they have to go into
marriage counseling about?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
All right, mom, don't call me right now, we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Orgasms and so it just uh And in my head
I said that she.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Was the blonde with less extensions, right, she's the one
was like Carress.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
He was like the side pony fro. Yes, yes, I
mean that's all it was about.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
But that's all it needed to be about.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
And the marriage counselor the pastor with the opinions living
for how unneutral he is. He's a yes or she
says something, and he was like, oh, I'm on your side.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
That's incorrect.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Never has the therapist.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Ever And and Pastor cal was like, well, ask Denise.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, get her in the church.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
He was ready.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Well, and I love how when he said that, David's
just like I just I can't like I can't ask her,
like I just don't want to bring her into this
and past account. Well you already did.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Ah, so disappointing from someone who said that he was
all like from a matriarchal family and respected women. God,
it's just so disappointing to know that straight men are
just so stupid and awful.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Stupid and awful.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I mean, listen, I if he should have just said, yes,
it was meant for another woman because he fessed up
to you know, going out to coffee part.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, he overshares everything except for this.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, it's ridiculous. It doesn't track for his personality at all.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
It's so crazy. Also, like so defensive too, so defensive.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yep and shut down.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Yeah, he's such a bad liar. You can't act at all.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
No, no, no, because he could have just said, yes,
I sent it to another woman, because we already know
we're pretty well ninety nine percent sure that that was
meant for Madison.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Sure, but you could have also lied and said it
was meant for her.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Well, like that, he could have said it was meant
for her, she.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Probably still would have like kept digging because I'm sure. Look,
you know, Michelle obviously had to read on him.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Right from the beginning.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
You know what I mean like she something didn't match
up for her, and she never really warmed up to him,
and now this is just clearly confirmation of what she
was already feeling with him.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh god, so funny. He's such a
bad participant. I love it. I'm so glad they put
it on the show.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I just I can't wait for next week's episode. With
that preview that we got. Oh yeah, finally we've been
We've been teasing it all season and then finally Michelle,
I think it was meant for Madison, and then Madison,
I have to leave. I can't be here. I was like,
because you got caught.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh how about Harlow though, when they had the group thing,
Sorry to bring it to that, She's.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Like, the truth will come out mm hmm. And she's
not wrong. It does and some of or another. If
you're gonna be a fucking liar, it's gonna come out.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
And this is the thing too, is like Madison also
every time to me, she just anytime it's been brought
up in a group setting, she's like, Wow, he did that.
That's crazy. And I'm like, because you know, you know, oh,
it's for you. Ever since the honeymoon when they went
to that gym together, it was game over.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Oh, Shelby's just getting all this information right now. I'm like,
what what?
Speaker 11 (24:11):
Because I thought I heard that about the next thing
and I was like, oh, but I just didn't click
that it would have that it could be inter yes,
and Madison is the extensions, yeah, yes, okay, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
And what has been teased?
Speaker 6 (24:32):
There's they've flirted before or how.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Do we what's the same she used an infidelity or
like couple swapping situation.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Never because on their honeymoons they all go to the
same place. And David's like, well, I just decided to
go hang out with Madison down at the gym and
like they had like really intimate conversations at the gym,
and I like that seems weird. And so the married
at first sight metaverse on Reddit has been like I
(25:07):
think he's cheating with Madison. And so now it's like dunt, dunt, dumb.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
They go to the gym every morning at like five am.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
So that's been continuing like since then. So it's almost
been eight you know, it's like what six weeks now, and.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Are we that far in? There's still nineteen days.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Left, sixteen days?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh are we down to sixteen?
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Now?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I must have missed it at.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Least I think I clocked sixteen somewhere in there. I
just make you, Jamie, but the weardiness in your voice
was like, that's what is that?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Where we are?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Last?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Since?
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Six months?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah? Season they teased out eighteen or eight weeks into
six months of episodes.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Crazy, And it's crazy because every episode also covers like
three or four days. So you're like, still gotwa it
was so boring?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, so okay, So yeah, So we think that that's
the case unless they're just unless it's just a red herring,
which could be. It could be yeah, it might not
be noticed at all, might just be some girlies fucking
or dating or what.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
But I feel like it is, and I feel like.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
It should be. It better be.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, I feel like it is.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Jamie, because in like the previews, they've been like, we've
never seen couple in fidelity as opposed to just like yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I mean, because I don't think have we ever had
anyone be I think we have had some contestants, we
call them contestants whatever that have been h I keep
wanting to say infidel what is the word. What's the
word I'm looking for?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Unfaithful?
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Unfaithful?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I had Chriss who got his baby pregnant, or he
got his girlfriend pregnant, but then she ended up really
being pregnant.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Man.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
So but we never I don't think had the one
between the couples.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I don't think because I know we haven't. That's what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I'm saying, like a doctor Pierre, one of the sex therapists,
ran off with one of the participants.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh yeah, that was that. What season was that early on?
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, they're still together too. Yeah, yes, doctor Jessica or something,
doctor Jessica. Yes, yes, I.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Love I'm married at first sight. Still have this theory
that they meant to pair David with Madison and that
they just like fucked up and then producers were like,
let's just run with it and see what happens.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Well, you know, they got confused to the white women,
the blonde white women they picture.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah, and they were like, oh, fun, well well no, but.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
I remember they said they.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
What they thought is they thought that Madison and Allen
would trauma bond. That's where they put them together because
they both had such traumatic.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Childhood experiences.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Could you imagine watching watching the edit and being like
they pared us together. They're like, you know what, they're
both going to bond over their terrible lives. That would
be awful kill me, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, that would be Then. Do we have anything else
to say about Michelle and David?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
No, except nothing except I really love I've been going
on to rid it of course, just like Skuyler and
I'm sure we're going to move on.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
To them Carla and One at some point, but like.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
They're like Carla this season's silent Bone Collector. She's just
being quiet and taking it all in whenever they're in
group settings.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
That's amazing. I love her so much.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah. I mean, we did mention the fact that David's
cousin Denise did not coroborate. She said once she found
out what that she was she was going to and
then when she found out what it was about, she
was like, uh uh, I don't condone that.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Way to go, Denise, way to go now?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
And I'm like, oh, well, there it goes. I guess
blood is not thigger than water after all, because that's
what David was thinking.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Denise supports women's right.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
She women and he put her in a terrible position.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
What an asshole, But also like, I don't know. I
wasn't like super duper close with my cousins, but I'm like,
I don't think the first person I would go to
would be like, hey, cousin, can you pretend like you
sent me a photo of food? And I just told
you that I wanted to like eat you.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
He could have at.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Least said, send me a food pic.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I mean, go Chinatown, take a photo some dumplings or
Panda Express, I don't care. Just get some dumplings in
front of you right now, send me a picture. Make
sure there's some chopsticks in there too.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
And maybe he did. And then she was like no,
She's like no, that's why she's like I found out
what he was doing, and I said I can't collaborate that.
And it was really because she's like, I'm not going
to go out to Chinatown and take a photo. No,
that's why she didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, oh my god, Okay, anything else about Michelle and
David now, okay, Carla and one Carlo, the.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
One Carla.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
I in my head, those two just feel like such children,
such little babies.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
I mean, oh she I mean she's the hottest one
in a certain way as far as like skinniness and things,
but it's getting.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
The least amount of action. And oh, skinny sound bath.
That was what I called her in so skinny sound bath.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
And then we had uh Peter pan Boy, who I
just think his whole personality is him with the rose
and the and the tntra, the tantric sex therapist thing of.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Just how everything is a joke or everything is light.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Like to me, he's the most attractive and also throughout
the episode I was the least directed to him in
the end because it was it's just so such a
baby a baby boy. And then for Skinny sound Bass
to be like, you're a little image for me, like, whoa,
(32:17):
that is fascinating. So those are that's my two that
she would be the one to go.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Ooh he's a little young for me.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Well, we we found out on this episode that Carla
does not poop around one We.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Did and I loved when and she was like, well
I don't do that, and she's like, I know, we
can all smell it.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
We can all smell with her.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I'm also gonna from now on only refer to my
poops as my kids, like she where She's like, I
just can't release my kids around you.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
And I was like, is that what she thinks where
babies come from?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
No, that's what you call your poop. It's dropping your
kids off at the pool is poopy? Yeah you've never
heard that?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
No?
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Oh yeah, Jamie, Yeah, yeah, but I forgot about that.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
Yeah, that that's where it came from.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I am going to say that from now. I love that.
I'm going to tell that to my husband. I'm going
to be like, I'm going to go drop the kids
off at the pool, even though many many times are
very open about like I'm going to take a poop.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Tell him, don't tell them what it means.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, and yes, definitely from now on it Hey we hey,
look Shelby, look we just learned something from this stupid
show we did.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Huzzah.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Yeah, we learned something.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
And I've learned whatever he is. I've learned that you
drop your kids off at the pool. It's a great show.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I just want to talk a little bit about Diana
and why she talked about She showed up in a
slip oh I.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Love short and they had to blurt out the best Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I need Diana's social media right now?
Speaker 6 (34:28):
Who is she? I need to follow her immediately?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Oh my god. They found her. She like walked in.
I was like, this was somebody who they were walking
down the street. She may or may not have been unhomed.
And they're like, do you want to pretend to be
a sex expert? She was like, yes, yes I do.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Reddit crazy over her right now, who is like she's
an actual prostitute.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
But I'm like, hey, sex work is work, Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
We support sex workers.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
That's wrong with putting a prostitute in there. I think
that's fine.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, because her rose was all over Wan's crotch, Yes
it was, she was all in there.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
And then the close up of her also doing the
blowing on him. I think you're supposed to guide and
not also sexually Harris.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
The subject. Yeah. I don't think Carla needed an explanation
or example of how to do the blowing. I think,
but she was right.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
They did one.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
They didn't do Carla, they just did him and then
they let her go. They were like, by Diana, thank you,
that's all we needed. We just needed you to harass,
like to actually sexually Harris the man and then leave.
Everyone was like, mom, was a really good sport because
I think she invaded boundaries.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
She needed my boundaries watching it.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
But the outfit choice was the wind like walking in
with it lower and it kept getting lower and lower
as it went on, and then the mic pack on
the thigh.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
They like didn't put it on the other side.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
I just thought that was so funny.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
She was just so exposed, so popping out of everything.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
She's a I need to spin off of her. Yes,
and Carla, yeah her honestly, Oh my god, Carla's like
probably Carla's like, this is my employee, so she can't
do it to me.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Otherwise I had to get hr involved.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah, but like, could you not see that being the case?
They're like, where are we going to get like a
tantric sex therapist or whatever, and cars like I know, gal,
I know someone.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
I mean, really, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
They found her in Chicago, but I mean I'm like,
that is not the kind It's amazing.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Chicago is looking like the weirdest city right now, which
it's not, but like I love it.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
It's looking like Austin, Texas or La at this point,
Like what the hell?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, it's true, it's true, but it's fun National TV.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
And she flashed that Oh my god, she camera.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yes. For a moment I thought she looked familiar, but
she does not.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
So anyway, if they combined forces, they can do tantric
sound baths.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I like the idea of that. Actually rope bandage ta
do it all?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I really also say, really quickly. I laughed when doctor
Pio was talking about the photos and she's like, one,
how do you feel about Carla humping these guys? And
he's like, I mean, knowing them, it's fine. And I
was like, doctor Pia, she's humping gay men right. One
didn't want to say that, but like he's like, knowing them,
(38:18):
I'm not worried. And then he was like, well, if
I was friends with Philip, i'd hump him too, as
a joke, as a joke. And I was like, okay, one.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
What is the deal with one?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
One is he has a hammock in his living room
and he believes that like he like rented a push
cart from like home depot to bring in a TV
into his house. And was like, then, I thought that
looks like a good TV stand. So I kept it.
(38:55):
And I think that that pretty much just sums up
his aesthetic. Yeah, yeah, again very much on Team Shelby
here where I was like when I first started this
journey this season, I was like, Oh, he's really hot,
Like I'm into it, and then every episode I'm like, no,
it's every time just bumps down on the seld.
Speaker 11 (39:17):
Yeah, but he seems like he's terrified of life, like
everything is overwhelming to him.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
Or I need to practice this, I need to see
what that is beforehand, and when I do it, I
make a joke out of it.
Speaker 6 (39:32):
Yeah. Has he ever had a deep moment or the producer's.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Trying to sound like a real median To me, it's like, one,
you just need to get a mic in your hand
and get on the stage.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Okay, yeah, okay. Anything else about Carlon one?
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Well, speaking of the maybe we should segue to our.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Last couple, Madison and Allen.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Yeah, extensions and just like sweet farm boy man.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Yeah, like the most emotionally intelligent.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
It seemed.
Speaker 5 (40:16):
Very articulate about here's what happened, or here's how I felt,
this is I honor how you feel.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Let's talk it through.
Speaker 11 (40:28):
And then it seemed like that was going well, and
then at the end she.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Got triggered because she was perceived as a club girl.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
And I do agree that it was kind of a
roundabout way for him to say.
Speaker 9 (40:40):
It because it's going so well and be like, oh,
I thought you were a slut, but you're actually a.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Great Yeah, actually a whore. He actually called her a
whore really well because he said that, he thought that,
you know, I thought it was you know, for lack
of a better word, it's not the right word, but transactional.
I'm like, oh, a whore. You think she's a whore?
Speaker 6 (41:03):
That what?
Speaker 5 (41:04):
That just was so triggering for her? And then she
went out all night assumably to go be a whore.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Correct, I know, it makes.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Like transaction that like that was her mac and cheese.
Speaker 12 (41:20):
I'm yeah, but she did something that I have done before,
which is take a tiny little I know he's being nice,
but I found one little thing that I could get
mad at so I can do what I will want
to do.
Speaker 6 (41:34):
Or to avoid having sex. Mm hmmm, yes, because she's
not attracted to him. I've done it before too.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, It's kind of like girls go to sometimes, you know, well,
really anyone's go to.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
I guess if you're not you're not really.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Into things are starting to get go towards intimacy, and
you don't want them to go towards intimacy. And then
you're like, oh, you know what, I'm just gonna blow
this thing up and like pretend it's a big deal.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
And she could.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Have just talked about it and said how she felt,
but she didn't, and she left and then created a
whole scene.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Because she had to go to David for comfort. I mean, what.
Speaker 8 (42:15):
Assumedly right improve Blonde Farm got wrong and go into
another man's arms, Like it just doesn't make any yes,
any sense.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I'd be curious to know if David was also out
late that night.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
Assume always well, I think, as Carla said, the truth
always comes out.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
So I mean there's cameras around, for God's sake, of
course the truth is gonna come out.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
Yeah, there's cameras around.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
There's there's producers around, I mean on a production, on
a set, people are talking.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
So yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I just I can't stand Madison because I love how
like he comes down to the gym to talk to
her and she's like, you don't care about my feelings,
and I'm like, you can't say that because you're literally
the one that told him, I would not want to
be seen on the street with you, So really I'm
still team Allan. I'm like he called you a whoror
(43:17):
you said that he was the ugliest thing that you've
ever seen. You both say bad things to each other. Yeah,
and you seem.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Like such a sweet man.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
It totally makes sense that there's no ye a mystery there. Yeah,
you've all said it.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
But yeah, that is clear.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
But then it's like Summer said, trying to make it
his fault, and it's just so easy to see through
that of him be like, nope, I did all twelve
steps of this and not the twelve step program, but
I did like the twenty here's how you communicate healthily
with your partner.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
And she's like, no, no help.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And I will say this even though he shall be
picking up on the fact that even though maybe this
isn't the greatest episode to see Alan Wright, and because
he did, he did say that to her, right, which
is he's always been pretty very kind to her. But
he did apologize a real apology, because we saw a
(44:17):
last episode of Kachi can't apologize at all, and.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Neither can David, and so he gave.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah, and he said why he you know, and he
really talked about his feelings about like you know, and
honestly about where that came from, and.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
You know, and he's not perfect. Nobody's perfect, right, So.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Yeah, yeah, he should have immediately followed up with the
transactional comment with I really care about you though this
and this, and I just want you to know that
that was the first impression. It's it's absolutely not how
I feel about you now. I think I have true
feelings for you. So but he didn't do that until
later until what was the next day.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yeah, well in ten she ran out all night to
go fuck do.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Right, Which was interesting because I was trying to watch
them on the after party, since they were on the
after party together, and I was just trying to look
at them and say, are they are they giving each other?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
They had a look, They had a look when at
the very very end when they use her for.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Net Yes, I saw that.
Speaker 6 (45:25):
But also there's another really weird and I have to
bring this up.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
I know we're almost out of time, but like, but
we there's a weird Reddit thing that somebody caught. You
gotta go on there about like the fact that Madison
and David both stick their tongues out like they caught on.
Speaker 6 (45:42):
The after party. They were each doing it like eight one.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
She did it six times and he did it eight
and they have like stills and screenshots of them like
doing it.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Somepani said it could be a symptom of TD Skyler,
which I thought that you'd find very.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
But I don't think.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
That's I'm looking at that now.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, you gotta look it up. It's so weird. I'll
find it later. I'll send it to you guys. But
there's all these stills in them.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Like interesting. Okay.
Speaker 6 (46:14):
I don't think I've ever done that.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
I don't know if I have.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
All I found that many first one eight seconds of
Madison's reaction to the David text, and it's her first comment.
She's obviously guilty anyway, okay.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Also, has anybody had peppermint and wine at the same
time digusting? Okay? Because I was like, is this I'm like,
what do you mean? She popped the mint and she's
drinking wine, and I'm like, mint and wine. That doesn't
go well.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
She's about to leave go see someone or she needed.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Well I think that I think she was, but she
was still drinking the wine after she popped the mint
in her mouth and it could not have been good.
It's disgusting. Okay. So so now we've come to the
part of the show where we get our guests predictions
about whether or not they think that the couples are
(47:22):
going to stay together or get a divorce. So this
is how married at First Sight works in case since
this is the first time you've ever seen they meet,
these couples meet for the very first time at the
altar and they get married. Then they have eight weeks
to decide whether or not they want to stay married
where they want to get a divorce, and they at
the end of the eight weeks, they go in front
of the experts that match them and they say yes
(47:46):
I want to stay married, or no, I want to
get a divorce. If one says yes, the other says no,
they get a divorce. So with that being said, do
you think that m m Andy Kachi will say yes
or no on decision day? No, ma'am okay, I do
that was quick? Camille and Thomas.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
I feel like because they teased next week that it'll
be a question of oh is she is? Camille like,
will this just be fun? I feel like they're setting
up a drama so that there will be a yes
and they will get married. I don't know if it's
gonna last that long, but I feel like the show,
they will technically get married like a bachelor bachelorette kind of.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
So they'll say yes on decision day.
Speaker 6 (48:32):
On decision day. But I don't think it all. I
don't think their true loves.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
You don't think it'll last like forever.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
No, maybe not past the reunion episode.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Right, it's possibility, it's true, it's true. Michelle and David
oh the text no, Yeah, okay. Carla and Juan no.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
I think Carla is getting hip to the fact that
this this boy does not have anything to give her.
Speaker 6 (49:09):
I think she's gonna be the one says no.
Speaker 5 (49:10):
I think he'll say yes because he's like, oh, I'll
make anything work like a home depot.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (49:17):
I don't think he thinks very deeply, but she as
deeply as she can think.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
I bes she'll say no, okay, and then Madison and Alan.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
No, because I want Alan to say no. Yes, he
deserves better.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
Yeah, I would not take her back to the farm.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
I love it, Okay.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
So that's all of them, right, Jamie, that's all of
them yet.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
And then shout out to doctor Pia and the pastor
therapist guy.
Speaker 6 (49:52):
Yes, pastor cow both my favorite part. Oh good, we'll
let Shelby.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I have one more question ask you, and it's probably
the most important question of all, which is will you
continue to watch merrit At first sight?
Speaker 5 (50:07):
I do not believe so, I'm actually afraid to get invested.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Oh I'm eighteen.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Then it's not because she didn't enjoy it. It's because
she's afraid she'll go down a rabbit hole love it
too much?
Speaker 6 (50:27):
Yeah, yeah, my personality got peaked. Yeah the devils, Well,
for sure. You're definitely catching one of the most exciting
episodes there's ever been.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
So yeah, you got a good one. You got a
good one.
Speaker 6 (50:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
So okay, So, Shelby, do you have any shows coming
up or anything to plug?
Speaker 6 (50:51):
I mean, I know I mentioned Shakespeare at the beginning.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
This year, one of my resolutions is to pay a.
Speaker 5 (50:57):
Little more attention to my YouTube channel, which is Shelby
Loves Shakespeare, and there's about sixty videos on.
Speaker 6 (51:06):
There right now of tutorials and.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
Movie reviews and me being Mary Poppins doing a Joan
of Arc monologue Burning at the Stake. It was my
COVID baby and me as an actor being like, I
don't know when I'm going to do this again, or
someone's gonna let me do it again. Plus I have
this passion for Shakespeare, and I coach a lot as well,
like high schoolers prepping monologues. So it's been a really lovely, soothing,
(51:38):
fulfilling part.
Speaker 6 (51:39):
Of my life. But then I didn't touch it for
a year because I was focusing on acting.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
And all those seeds are planted, and so I'm just
going to trust that the seeds will grow, and I'm
going to, yeah, just kind.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Of grow that Shakespeare.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
But the whole idea is that everybody can, Like, if
you can do Shakespeare, you can do anything, and everyone
can do Shakespeare. So I want to make it as
accessible as possible and make.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
It really fun.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
That's awesome.
Speaker 6 (52:08):
That's awesome, amazing.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
I love that you have.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Well, well, this is coming on Wednesday. So yeah, our
Earthquake show on February eighth.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Yes at gold Whale Bar, six pm, free show.
Speaker 6 (52:23):
Come, Yes, one year anniversary show or one.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Year anniversary show. Yep, yep, that's so.
Speaker 4 (52:30):
I don't know what it is, but I love the name.
Speaker 6 (52:33):
Yeah, isn't it great?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yes, it's a stand up comedy.
Speaker 6 (52:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Showcase Summer will be on it. I will be hosting.
Speaker 6 (52:41):
I'd love a mirthquake, Yeah, quake.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
Shake you up with Joy?
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Yes, Skyler. Any shows yes.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
February twenty first, I am producing a show called Rock
Hard Tits at three clubs in Hollywood. There will be
burlesque and eighties heavy metal rock music, hence the name.
So come out and support bodies there and music. And
(53:17):
if you get vi P you get three free cocktails, which,
in this economy bargain.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
I like it. I like that, I like I like
free cocktails. That's awesome. All right, well let's let's uh
uh let me try this again. Yeah, let's thank our
guests again. Shelby Lewis, Yay, that was awesome.
Speaker 6 (54:06):
Yeah,
Welcome to Mad and Finally Single.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm Jamie Blatt, I'm Summer Austin, I'm Skyler Fast and
now Jones.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
And this is a meredivers I fan podcast where we
invite a guest on who's never watched an episode. Hey, everybody,
welcome to another episode of Mad and Finally Single. We
have a guy day, a new guest. Guy was going
to introduce our guests.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
We have an amazing, amazing woman here. She is world renowned,
famous actress who just happened to have a day off
of set that she graciously used to grace us all
with her presence, Ladies and gentlemen and all genders in between,
(00:51):
because there are more than two genders, shall be Lewis everybody.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I'm so excited to be here.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I really appreciate being able to meet Summer and Jamie
and just to hang out digitally with Sky. Oh yeah,
a couple of years now. So yeah, I'm I'm an
actor here in Los Angeles. I've been here on and
off my whole life, and I moved back two years
ago and focusing on on camera.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
But my my real nerd is Shakespeare and so, which
does not really have here.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
So yeah, we all have to do your own thing exactly. Yeah,
and so because of my thrilled in Shakespeare's guy said,
you must see this top the whole television show.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh it's basically Macbeth meets Hamlet is yes.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Sprinkling in Mary, Wives of Windsor, which, for those who
don't know, is just a very.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Fat man getting has come up in.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
So it seems.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I mean, it's got all the drama of a shakespearean'sale.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
So, Shelby, do you watch any reality TV?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Or you are you?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I'm a RuPaul's Drag Race whot.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
But other than that some project Runway when I'm visiting
my mom, I like competition reality shows. Yes, I know
how yeah, I know how equally produced they are and nudged,
but I just it makes you feel like I'm learning
something great British baking show but yeah, just straight like
(02:38):
housewives vibes have Yeah, I haven't haven't imbibed in that
in not a long time.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't know if you could
not learn anything from this show, but I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Let's get into.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
It and so we learned?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Do you learn?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Does the show make you stupid? I don't don't know, okay,
so yeah, so let's start. Let's start with our first
couple MM and e KG.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yes, what are we to begin?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What a.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
So awkward?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
So over?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
And then the ice cream selection. I love how she gets.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
All four and I thought it was so for them
to share because they were kind of discussing it just
for her. So I don't know why they are on
the outs or what happened.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I guess later in the episode it said like I thought.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
That you he forgave you, so maybe she had something
that happened, but they were just not wanting to be
in each other's presence at all.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
It was delicious. Oh this is Yeah, it was just
like that ice cream.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yes, I literally wrote down. I was like, MM does
not want to be here.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Neither they were.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I think ice cream is the only thing that made
either of them come right.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I can just like picture producers being like, listen, do
you want your paycheck for this week? Great, we'll give
you some free ice cream And they were like okay, fine,
and I'm moving out. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Literally mean, you can't say no to free ice cream.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Unless ice cream lights what ice cream?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh? I know, Well it's the west Loop.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
That's why I didn't recognize that ice cream place.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's in the west Loop. It's on Madison in the
West Loop.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I like flights though, were coming up outside of like alcohol,
Like somebody I know did like a coffee flight recently
with like different style of lattes, and I was like,
if you were to put down a coffee and an
ice cream for light in front of me, I would
be there for years. I would never leave.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
If you put down coffee, coffee, ice cream, a mimosa flight,
forget it.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Could do a whiskey ice cream flight.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Ooh yes, that sounds good too. We just came up
with our new business idea.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I sell it to one. This episode brought to you
by Flights just flight.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, but then it might be confused with his other.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Apps with a flight ooh there you go. Yes, you're
welcome everybody. Yeah, coffee write that ship yeah yeah mm
and KG God bless them.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I just love I mean, this isn't anything about like
what happened on this show, but basically when they're showing
the teasers for the Retreat, which is next week's episode, oh.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
My god, yeah, I love her.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
And then like he tries to serve with the divorce papers.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Right, No, I'm not signing that.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I was like, that was fabulous. It was fabulous.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Again, she's a woman in business. She's like, I'm making
you fucking ride this shit out with me because I'm
getting my full paycheck for this show. Absolutely coming back
for the reunion. I'm doing it all. And no, I'm
not signing your divorce papers.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Right. Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So good, so good? Yeah, it is so good. It is.
Do we have anything else to say about them?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
The only thing I'm going to say, and it's really
just for me and Summer's benefit. Being from Chicago, she
lives she lives either on the corner of Van Buren
and Whacker. Oh wow, because when she was standing on
her balcony, the Castle building was behind her, so she's
(07:25):
so she's either I think I know exactly which building
she lives in. Is the one at the corner of
Van Buren and Whacker. Give us the address, which is
a very it's a it's a very ritzy. I've picked
plenty of people up there from when I was driving
for Lyft.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh oh yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Yeah, only Dom right now?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Oh yeah, what if you picked her up?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh yeah, I may have you never know.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I don't think I'm gonna say you guys are best
friends and you've been holding out on us this whole.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Wouldn't that be awesome? She's gonna be the surprise cast
on the final episode.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yes, She's like, and now I can say it. I've
left e KG and I'm married to Jamie. I would
love that. I would. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I would too, because she'd make a great sugar mama.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
As we saw with the ice cream exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
All right, all right, let's move on. Right, we're done
with M, M and K. I mean, that's it's gonna
be juicy, but we're done with Okay, how about Camille
and Thomas, you know and Tomas which.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
The bondage, Oh my gosh, so very warm, very sweet.
It's like a Doorbs bondage. Yeah, the whole throughout their whole.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Arc was was really fascinating to watch.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
It seems like.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Of all of the couples, they are the farthest along sessually,
which is lovely to have at least.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
One having a little fun. Later someone else is like,
we've never even kissed since Oh God, maybe try so?
That uh is was fun to see. I think she
she seems to be enjoying it more.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I don't know if she's enjoying him or if she's
just enjoying a body that she gets to put an
avocado in.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
That.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
And then all that was how ripe is it?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Is?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
He getting like chomped down?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I was completely distracted by the avocado.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It was definitely a it was a choice. I was like,
did we run out of I mean, I feel like
there were better options that we could have used, but
you know, and if she I.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Mean not, that would make great television.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
And now all of like the avocado kinsters out there
are like, yes, I'm seeing that's what it's for.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Inclusion. Okay, now I understand exactly. We celebrate you the
Kados of the world, cuddle kavos. I'm not sure we'll
figure that out.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
They they enjoyed their basket later, they yeah, I think he.
I loved their awkward conversation with the therapist later because
she was so out there the whole time.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
And then at one point he was like, I would
like doublow job and she was.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
Like, oh, like that was the line and that that
was more emotions.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Yeah, so surprised. Yeah, I was so surprised by that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
She's like, she's like, slapped me around, pull my hair,
but put a dick in my mouth.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Absolutely not, not until.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Not until we've emotionally connected.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I don't think right normally, but I mean I get it. Yeah,
I think you want to be a little more emostly
connected to somebody before you have him blow his load
inside you your mouth.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
No different from me, I mean, I just I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's I mean, I get it in terms of yeah,
I mean I feel like, yeah, fucking suck dick, who cares.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I mean, he's eating You're gonna have them put their
penis inside your vagina, but you wouldn't put it in
your mouth.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
That I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Same, but I will say, like, good for him for
being like, yeah, I'm I'm a giver and I you know,
uh you know I I And they're like you eat
her out. He's like, yeah, I was, because I feel like,
I don't know, I'm a gay man. But I feel
like most men don't do that, So I was like,
good for you, tar they don't.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So I feel like if he's doing that, I feel
like their reciprocation is probably you know, she needs some
more emotional connection.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
It was like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I also did laugh though, when he's like I'm a giver,
I was like, ah, if you were gay, that's you say,
and you're a top. But as we know married, the
first site America no gay couples, so.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
That the series doesn't have any gay couples, not in America.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
And I will bring this up every time. This is
my soapbox. Yeah, other international versions have had gays, but
not America. However, for those who don't know, it's moving
to Peacock for the next three seasons. They got a
three season order, so let's get the gaze on Peacock,
Cock on Peacocks, some.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Pretty big movies.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Cock on Cock on Peacock, exactly.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
On cock on Peacock, and then Camille will have to deal.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yes, yes, right it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I want to know what Japanese rope bondage is, how
it differs from just regular bondage.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
It just doesn't look like it different that much.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Well I know that's what or maybe the avocado was
the the different. I mean, I just Mexican rope bond
what's Japanese? I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
They were like, let's sound fancy and call it Japanese
rope bondage just to throw everybody off.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
I can see them doing that Japanese rope.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You put a lightchi in there instead of an avocado.
They were out of light chiese at the grocery.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Listeners, please let us know what Japanese rope bondage is.
You could get a shout out and next week.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
That's right, This episode brought to you by Japanese rope bondage.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Rye. You'll like it, we think, mm maybe.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Apparently it is a type of tight binding, and it
involves tying a person up using simple yet visually intricate patterns. Okay,
so we're making art while we are tying up our partner, ye.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
The friendship bracelet of.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yes. Yeah, I feel like I need to rewatch this
segment because I'm like, it looked not like that.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
My guess is they didn't spend too much time on
the intricacy.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Is yeah, television listen. She's a woman who likes to
be thrown around in her hair pulls. She ain't working
around with trying to make a pretty pretty bow would
up her man.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
She is quite enjoying her dominatrix though personality is.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
That newly unleashed within the series.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
What I.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It seems a little new, doesn't it, But like is
she is she a dominatrix?
Speaker 6 (15:36):
So she kind of like is that her personality.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Anything you've seen that? Yeah, at least with her.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Maybe she's coming into her own as a dom Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Love that for very exciting storyline for them.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's great. Thomas is going to be a very happy man.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
We got to give them something, after all, they're they're
a little too nice and too too boring for anything.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I was gonna say, I just kind of I was
gonna say, don't worry, Shelby. I think you're like the
third or fourth guest that's like, which one is that?
And I'm like, easily forget it. Love them so much.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Yeah, they're doing great.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
They are doing great. They understand their assignment.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeahs are like we got to give them something. They
were like, you guys are going to try bondage and
being a dominatrix And she's like that's the one with
the avocado and they were like sure, and they're like
there we go. Now we got some spice into this couple.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
All right, storyline, you've had sex, Okay, let's go with
sex sex sex sex, because your storyline is sex all
the way.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I mean, might as well.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
As the only one who have had sex so far.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yes, yes, that's what I figured.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, because next week, Camille is gonna probably be trying
to hold herself back from jumping on kch to being
an ass because she does not like his attitude. She
does not like what he's doing, but she's been She's like,
I'm gonna say nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
So I can't even believe they got a kitchy to
show up. That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, they probably offered him a bonus.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Yeah, you know, I had a chance to sign some paperwork.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
That's the only reason he's there.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
All right, shall we move on?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Let's move on? All right, So let's move on to
Michelle and David.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Oh good, remind me of their hair.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
The text.
Speaker 10 (18:00):
Txtly shit, the text like so obvious that it and
then it was the whole episode of like making sure
that it's true.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
But I mean, oh, so the text happened last.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Week, right, so that was the big bombshell. And then
love that the cousin's name is Denise. I don't know why, but.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
I just think that sounds like such an innocent party
that wouldn't be sending food.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
And the other thing about the text that's so obviously
that he's doing what he's doing is if your cousin,
even if she was the best baker or whatever, no
one ever asked him what the food is? Like, why
don't they just ask what kind of food made him
explode into.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
A sexual nature at food?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
That was his defense. Is it mac and cheese?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Is it like?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
What would it do for all of us? What would that.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Be for us? Listen, mac and cheese is pretty second.
If you've never stirred mac and cheese, you know it
sounds like that.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Oh no, you're making me hungry right now.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I was like, I went mac and cheese.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
You're making me hungry and what at the same time, damn.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It, I just want to eat you up.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
It was what the food was, and then we'd all
be like, oh, we get it.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
We're on his diet, right yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
But she tried to.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Ask him what the food was last week and he
couldn't remember.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
He was like, I think it was I don't know,
Chinese food, like dumplings or like chopsticks or something. Oh no,
it was at a restaurant that.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
She was at Yeah, she's in Chinatown at a restaurant.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Okay, okay, Like.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I love Chinese food, don't get me wrong, but I
don't think I've ever been like, hmmm, I just want
to eat you up.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
But does he touch the eat orgasm at food pictures
a lot?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Like?
Speaker 11 (20:01):
Is that then the thing they have to go into
marriage counseling about?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
All right, mom, don't call me right now, we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Orgasms and so it just uh And in my head
I said that she.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Was the blonde with less extensions, right, she's the one
was like Carress.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
He was like the side pony fro. Yes, yes, I
mean that's all it was about.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
But that's all it needed to be about.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
And the marriage counselor the pastor with the opinions living
for how unneutral he is. He's a yes or she
says something, and he was like, oh, I'm on your side.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
That's incorrect.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Never has the therapist.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Ever And and Pastor cal was like, well, ask Denise.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, get her in the church.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
He was ready.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Well, and I love how when he said that, David's
just like I just I can't like I can't ask her,
like I just don't want to bring her into this
and past account. Well you already did.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Ah, so disappointing from someone who said that he was
all like from a matriarchal family and respected women. God,
it's just so disappointing to know that straight men are
just so stupid and awful.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Stupid and awful.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I mean, listen, I if he should have just said, yes,
it was meant for another woman because he fessed up
to you know, going out to coffee part.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, he overshares everything except for this.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, it's ridiculous. It doesn't track for his personality at all.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
It's so crazy. Also, like so defensive too, so defensive.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yep and shut down.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Yeah, he's such a bad liar. You can't act at all.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
No, no, no, because he could have just said, yes,
I sent it to another woman, because we already know
we're pretty well ninety nine percent sure that that was
meant for Madison.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Sure, but you could have also lied and said it
was meant for her.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Well, like that, he could have said it was meant
for her, she.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Probably still would have like kept digging because I'm sure. Look,
you know, Michelle obviously had to read on him.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Right from the beginning.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
You know what I mean like she something didn't match
up for her, and she never really warmed up to him,
and now this is just clearly confirmation of what she
was already feeling with him.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh god, so funny. He's such a
bad participant. I love it. I'm so glad they put
it on the show.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I just I can't wait for next week's episode. With
that preview that we got. Oh yeah, finally we've been
We've been teasing it all season and then finally Michelle,
I think it was meant for Madison, and then Madison,
I have to leave. I can't be here. I was like,
because you got caught.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh how about Harlow though, when they had the group thing,
Sorry to bring it to that, She's.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Like, the truth will come out mm hmm. And she's
not wrong. It does and some of or another. If
you're gonna be a fucking liar, it's gonna come out.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
And this is the thing too, is like Madison also
every time to me, she just anytime it's been brought
up in a group setting, she's like, Wow, he did that.
That's crazy. And I'm like, because you know, you know, oh,
it's for you. Ever since the honeymoon when they went
to that gym together, it was game over.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Oh, Shelby's just getting all this information right now. I'm like,
what what?
Speaker 11 (24:11):
Because I thought I heard that about the next thing
and I was like, oh, but I just didn't click
that it would have that it could be inter yes,
and Madison is the extensions, yeah, yes, okay, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
And what has been teased?
Speaker 6 (24:32):
There's they've flirted before or how.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Do we what's the same she used an infidelity or
like couple swapping situation.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Never because on their honeymoons they all go to the
same place. And David's like, well, I just decided to
go hang out with Madison down at the gym and
like they had like really intimate conversations at the gym,
and I like that seems weird. And so the married
at first sight metaverse on Reddit has been like I
(25:07):
think he's cheating with Madison. And so now it's like dunt, dunt, dumb.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
They go to the gym every morning at like five am.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
So that's been continuing like since then. So it's almost
been eight you know, it's like what six weeks now, and.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Are we that far in? There's still nineteen days.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Left, sixteen days?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh are we down to sixteen?
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Now?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I must have missed it at.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Least I think I clocked sixteen somewhere in there. I
just make you, Jamie, but the weardiness in your voice
was like, that's what is that?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Where we are?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Last?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Since?
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Six months?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah? Season they teased out eighteen or eight weeks into
six months of episodes.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Crazy, And it's crazy because every episode also covers like
three or four days. So you're like, still gotwa it
was so boring?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, so okay, So yeah, So we think that that's
the case unless they're just unless it's just a red herring,
which could be. It could be yeah, it might not
be noticed at all, might just be some girlies fucking
or dating or what.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
But I feel like it is, and I feel like.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
It should be. It better be.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, I feel like it is.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Jamie, because in like the previews, they've been like, we've
never seen couple in fidelity as opposed to just like yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I mean, because I don't think have we ever had
anyone be I think we have had some contestants, we
call them contestants whatever that have been h I keep
wanting to say infidel what is the word. What's the
word I'm looking for?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Unfaithful?
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Unfaithful?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I had Chriss who got his baby pregnant, or he
got his girlfriend pregnant, but then she ended up really
being pregnant.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Man.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
So but we never I don't think had the one
between the couples.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I don't think because I know we haven't. That's what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I'm saying, like a doctor Pierre, one of the sex therapists,
ran off with one of the participants.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh yeah, that was that. What season was that early on?
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, they're still together too. Yeah, yes, doctor Jessica or something,
doctor Jessica. Yes, yes, I.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Love I'm married at first sight. Still have this theory
that they meant to pair David with Madison and that
they just like fucked up and then producers were like,
let's just run with it and see what happens.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Well, you know, they got confused to the white women,
the blonde white women they picture.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah, and they were like, oh, fun, well well no, but.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
I remember they said they.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
What they thought is they thought that Madison and Allen
would trauma bond. That's where they put them together because
they both had such traumatic.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Childhood experiences.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Could you imagine watching watching the edit and being like
they pared us together. They're like, you know what, they're
both going to bond over their terrible lives. That would
be awful kill me, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, that would be Then. Do we have anything else
to say about Michelle and David?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
No, except nothing except I really love I've been going
on to rid it of course, just like Skuyler and
I'm sure we're going to move on.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
To them Carla and One at some point, but like.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
They're like Carla this season's silent Bone Collector. She's just
being quiet and taking it all in whenever they're in
group settings.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
That's amazing. I love her so much.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah. I mean, we did mention the fact that David's
cousin Denise did not coroborate. She said once she found
out what that she was she was going to and
then when she found out what it was about, she
was like, uh uh, I don't condone that.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Way to go, Denise, way to go now?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
And I'm like, oh, well, there it goes. I guess
blood is not thigger than water after all, because that's
what David was thinking.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Denise supports women's right.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
She women and he put her in a terrible position.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
What an asshole, But also like, I don't know. I
wasn't like super duper close with my cousins, but I'm like,
I don't think the first person I would go to
would be like, hey, cousin, can you pretend like you
sent me a photo of food? And I just told
you that I wanted to like eat you.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
He could have at.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Least said, send me a food pic.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I mean, go Chinatown, take a photo some dumplings or
Panda Express, I don't care. Just get some dumplings in
front of you right now, send me a picture. Make
sure there's some chopsticks in there too.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
And maybe he did. And then she was like no,
She's like no, that's why she's like I found out
what he was doing, and I said I can't collaborate that.
And it was really because she's like, I'm not going
to go out to Chinatown and take a photo. No,
that's why she didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, oh my god, Okay, anything else about Michelle and
David now, okay, Carla and one Carlo, the.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
One Carla.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
I in my head, those two just feel like such children,
such little babies.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
I mean, oh she I mean she's the hottest one
in a certain way as far as like skinniness and things,
but it's getting.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
The least amount of action. And oh, skinny sound bath.
That was what I called her in so skinny sound bath.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
And then we had uh Peter pan Boy, who I
just think his whole personality is him with the rose
and the and the tntra, the tantric sex therapist thing of.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Just how everything is a joke or everything is light.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Like to me, he's the most attractive and also throughout
the episode I was the least directed to him in
the end because it was it's just so such a
baby a baby boy. And then for Skinny sound Bass
to be like, you're a little image for me, like, whoa,
(32:17):
that is fascinating. So those are that's my two that
she would be the one to go.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Ooh he's a little young for me.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Well, we we found out on this episode that Carla
does not poop around one We.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Did and I loved when and she was like, well
I don't do that, and she's like, I know, we
can all smell it.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
We can all smell with her.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I'm also gonna from now on only refer to my
poops as my kids, like she where She's like, I
just can't release my kids around you.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
And I was like, is that what she thinks where
babies come from?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
No, that's what you call your poop. It's dropping your
kids off at the pool is poopy? Yeah you've never
heard that?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
No?
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Oh yeah, Jamie, Yeah, yeah, but I forgot about that.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
Yeah, that that's where it came from.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I am going to say that from now. I love that.
I'm going to tell that to my husband. I'm going
to be like, I'm going to go drop the kids
off at the pool, even though many many times are
very open about like I'm going to take a poop.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Tell him, don't tell them what it means.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, and yes, definitely from now on it Hey we hey,
look Shelby, look we just learned something from this stupid
show we did.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Huzzah.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Yeah, we learned something.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
And I've learned whatever he is. I've learned that you
drop your kids off at the pool. It's a great show.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I just want to talk a little bit about Diana
and why she talked about She showed up in a
slip oh I.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Love short and they had to blurt out the best Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I need Diana's social media right now?
Speaker 6 (34:28):
Who is she? I need to follow her immediately?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Oh my god. They found her. She like walked in.
I was like, this was somebody who they were walking
down the street. She may or may not have been unhomed.
And they're like, do you want to pretend to be
a sex expert? She was like, yes, yes I do.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Reddit crazy over her right now, who is like she's
an actual prostitute.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
But I'm like, hey, sex work is work, Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
We support sex workers.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
That's wrong with putting a prostitute in there. I think
that's fine.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, because her rose was all over Wan's crotch, Yes
it was, she was all in there.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
And then the close up of her also doing the
blowing on him. I think you're supposed to guide and
not also sexually Harris.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
The subject. Yeah. I don't think Carla needed an explanation
or example of how to do the blowing. I think,
but she was right.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
They did one.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
They didn't do Carla, they just did him and then
they let her go. They were like, by Diana, thank you,
that's all we needed. We just needed you to harass,
like to actually sexually Harris the man and then leave.
Everyone was like, mom, was a really good sport because
I think she invaded boundaries.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
She needed my boundaries watching it.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
But the outfit choice was the wind like walking in
with it lower and it kept getting lower and lower
as it went on, and then the mic pack on
the thigh.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
They like didn't put it on the other side.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
I just thought that was so funny.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
She was just so exposed, so popping out of everything.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
She's a I need to spin off of her. Yes,
and Carla, yeah her honestly, Oh my god, Carla's like
probably Carla's like, this is my employee, so she can't
do it to me.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Otherwise I had to get hr involved.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah, but like, could you not see that being the case?
They're like, where are we going to get like a
tantric sex therapist or whatever, and cars like I know, gal,
I know someone.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
I mean, really, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
They found her in Chicago, but I mean I'm like,
that is not the kind It's amazing.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Chicago is looking like the weirdest city right now, which
it's not, but like I love it.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
It's looking like Austin, Texas or La at this point,
Like what the hell?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, it's true, it's true, but it's fun National TV.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
And she flashed that Oh my god, she camera.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yes. For a moment I thought she looked familiar, but
she does not.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
So anyway, if they combined forces, they can do tantric
sound baths.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I like the idea of that. Actually rope bandage ta
do it all?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I really also say, really quickly. I laughed when doctor
Pio was talking about the photos and she's like, one,
how do you feel about Carla humping these guys? And
he's like, I mean, knowing them, it's fine. And I
was like, doctor Pia, she's humping gay men right. One
didn't want to say that, but like he's like, knowing them,
(38:18):
I'm not worried. And then he was like, well, if
I was friends with Philip, i'd hump him too, as
a joke, as a joke. And I was like, okay, one.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
What is the deal with one?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
One is he has a hammock in his living room
and he believes that like he like rented a push
cart from like home depot to bring in a TV
into his house. And was like, then, I thought that
looks like a good TV stand. So I kept it.
(38:55):
And I think that that pretty much just sums up
his aesthetic. Yeah, yeah, again very much on Team Shelby
here where I was like when I first started this
journey this season, I was like, Oh, he's really hot,
Like I'm into it, and then every episode I'm like, no,
it's every time just bumps down on the seld.
Speaker 11 (39:17):
Yeah, but he seems like he's terrified of life, like
everything is overwhelming to him.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
Or I need to practice this, I need to see
what that is beforehand, and when I do it, I
make a joke out of it.
Speaker 6 (39:32):
Yeah. Has he ever had a deep moment or the producer's.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Trying to sound like a real median To me, it's like, one,
you just need to get a mic in your hand
and get on the stage.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Okay, yeah, okay. Anything else about Carlon one?
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Well, speaking of the maybe we should segue to our.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Last couple, Madison and Allen.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Yeah, extensions and just like sweet farm boy man.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Yeah, like the most emotionally intelligent.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
It seemed.
Speaker 5 (40:16):
Very articulate about here's what happened, or here's how I felt,
this is I honor how you feel.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Let's talk it through.
Speaker 11 (40:28):
And then it seemed like that was going well, and
then at the end she.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Got triggered because she was perceived as a club girl.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
And I do agree that it was kind of a
roundabout way for him to say.
Speaker 9 (40:40):
It because it's going so well and be like, oh,
I thought you were a slut, but you're actually a.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Great Yeah, actually a whore. He actually called her a
whore really well because he said that, he thought that,
you know, I thought it was you know, for lack
of a better word, it's not the right word, but transactional.
I'm like, oh, a whore. You think she's a whore?
Speaker 6 (41:03):
That what?
Speaker 5 (41:04):
That just was so triggering for her? And then she
went out all night assumably to go be a whore.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Correct, I know, it makes.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Like transaction that like that was her mac and cheese.
Speaker 12 (41:20):
I'm yeah, but she did something that I have done before,
which is take a tiny little I know he's being nice,
but I found one little thing that I could get
mad at so I can do what I will want
to do.
Speaker 6 (41:34):
Or to avoid having sex. Mm hmmm, yes, because she's
not attracted to him. I've done it before too.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, It's kind of like girls go to sometimes, you know, well,
really anyone's go to.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
I guess if you're not you're not really.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Into things are starting to get go towards intimacy, and
you don't want them to go towards intimacy. And then
you're like, oh, you know what, I'm just gonna blow
this thing up and like pretend it's a big deal.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
And she could.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Have just talked about it and said how she felt,
but she didn't, and she left and then created a
whole scene.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Because she had to go to David for comfort. I mean, what.
Speaker 8 (42:15):
Assumedly right improve Blonde Farm got wrong and go into
another man's arms, Like it just doesn't make any yes,
any sense.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I'd be curious to know if David was also out
late that night.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
Assume always well, I think, as Carla said, the truth
always comes out.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
So I mean there's cameras around, for God's sake, of
course the truth is gonna come out.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
Yeah, there's cameras around.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
There's there's producers around, I mean on a production, on
a set, people are talking.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
So yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I just I can't stand Madison because I love how
like he comes down to the gym to talk to
her and she's like, you don't care about my feelings,
and I'm like, you can't say that because you're literally
the one that told him, I would not want to
be seen on the street with you, So really I'm
still team Allan. I'm like he called you a whoror
(43:17):
you said that he was the ugliest thing that you've
ever seen. You both say bad things to each other. Yeah,
and you seem.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Like such a sweet man.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
It totally makes sense that there's no ye a mystery there. Yeah,
you've all said it.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
But yeah, that is clear.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
But then it's like Summer said, trying to make it
his fault, and it's just so easy to see through
that of him be like, nope, I did all twelve
steps of this and not the twelve step program, but
I did like the twenty here's how you communicate healthily
with your partner.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
And she's like, no, no help.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And I will say this even though he shall be
picking up on the fact that even though maybe this
isn't the greatest episode to see Alan Wright, and because
he did, he did say that to her, right, which
is he's always been pretty very kind to her. But
he did apologize a real apology, because we saw a
(44:17):
last episode of Kachi can't apologize at all, and.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Neither can David, and so he gave.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah, and he said why he you know, and he
really talked about his feelings about like you know, and
honestly about where that came from, and.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
You know, and he's not perfect. Nobody's perfect, right, So.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Yeah, yeah, he should have immediately followed up with the
transactional comment with I really care about you though this
and this, and I just want you to know that
that was the first impression. It's it's absolutely not how
I feel about you now. I think I have true
feelings for you. So but he didn't do that until
later until what was the next day.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yeah, well in ten she ran out all night to
go fuck do.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Right, Which was interesting because I was trying to watch
them on the after party, since they were on the
after party together, and I was just trying to look
at them and say, are they are they giving each other?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
They had a look, They had a look when at
the very very end when they use her for.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Net Yes, I saw that.
Speaker 6 (45:25):
But also there's another really weird and I have to
bring this up.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
I know we're almost out of time, but like, but
we there's a weird Reddit thing that somebody caught. You
gotta go on there about like the fact that Madison
and David both stick their tongues out like they caught on.
Speaker 6 (45:42):
The after party. They were each doing it like eight one.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
She did it six times and he did it eight
and they have like stills and screenshots of them like
doing it.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Somepani said it could be a symptom of TD Skyler,
which I thought that you'd find very.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
But I don't think.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
That's I'm looking at that now.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, you gotta look it up. It's so weird. I'll
find it later. I'll send it to you guys. But
there's all these stills in them.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Like interesting. Okay.
Speaker 6 (46:14):
I don't think I've ever done that.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
I don't know if I have.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
All I found that many first one eight seconds of
Madison's reaction to the David text, and it's her first comment.
She's obviously guilty anyway, okay.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Also, has anybody had peppermint and wine at the same
time digusting? Okay? Because I was like, is this I'm like,
what do you mean? She popped the mint and she's
drinking wine, and I'm like, mint and wine. That doesn't
go well.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
She's about to leave go see someone or she needed.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Well I think that I think she was, but she
was still drinking the wine after she popped the mint
in her mouth and it could not have been good.
It's disgusting. Okay. So so now we've come to the
part of the show where we get our guests predictions
about whether or not they think that the couples are
(47:22):
going to stay together or get a divorce. So this
is how married at First Sight works in case since
this is the first time you've ever seen they meet,
these couples meet for the very first time at the
altar and they get married. Then they have eight weeks
to decide whether or not they want to stay married
where they want to get a divorce, and they at
the end of the eight weeks, they go in front
of the experts that match them and they say yes
(47:46):
I want to stay married, or no, I want to
get a divorce. If one says yes, the other says no,
they get a divorce. So with that being said, do
you think that m m Andy Kachi will say yes
or no on decision day? No, ma'am okay, I do
that was quick? Camille and Thomas.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
I feel like because they teased next week that it'll
be a question of oh is she is? Camille like,
will this just be fun? I feel like they're setting
up a drama so that there will be a yes
and they will get married. I don't know if it's
gonna last that long, but I feel like the show,
they will technically get married like a bachelor bachelorette kind of.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
So they'll say yes on decision day.
Speaker 6 (48:32):
On decision day. But I don't think it all. I
don't think their true loves.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
You don't think it'll last like forever.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
No, maybe not past the reunion episode.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Right, it's possibility, it's true, it's true. Michelle and David
oh the text no, Yeah, okay. Carla and Juan no.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
I think Carla is getting hip to the fact that
this this boy does not have anything to give her.
Speaker 6 (49:09):
I think she's gonna be the one says no.
Speaker 5 (49:10):
I think he'll say yes because he's like, oh, I'll
make anything work like a home depot.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (49:17):
I don't think he thinks very deeply, but she as
deeply as she can think.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
I bes she'll say no, okay, and then Madison and Alan.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
No, because I want Alan to say no. Yes, he
deserves better.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
Yeah, I would not take her back to the farm.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
I love it, Okay.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
So that's all of them, right, Jamie, that's all of
them yet.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
And then shout out to doctor Pia and the pastor
therapist guy.
Speaker 6 (49:52):
Yes, pastor cow both my favorite part. Oh good, we'll
let Shelby.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I have one more question ask you, and it's probably
the most important question of all, which is will you
continue to watch merrit At first sight?
Speaker 5 (50:07):
I do not believe so, I'm actually afraid to get invested.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Oh I'm eighteen.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Then it's not because she didn't enjoy it. It's because
she's afraid she'll go down a rabbit hole love it
too much?
Speaker 6 (50:27):
Yeah, yeah, my personality got peaked. Yeah the devils, Well,
for sure. You're definitely catching one of the most exciting
episodes there's ever been.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
So yeah, you got a good one. You got a
good one.
Speaker 6 (50:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
So okay, So, Shelby, do you have any shows coming
up or anything to plug?
Speaker 6 (50:51):
I mean, I know I mentioned Shakespeare at the beginning.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
This year, one of my resolutions is to pay a.
Speaker 5 (50:57):
Little more attention to my YouTube channel, which is Shelby
Loves Shakespeare, and there's about sixty videos on.
Speaker 6 (51:06):
There right now of tutorials and.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
Movie reviews and me being Mary Poppins doing a Joan
of Arc monologue Burning at the Stake. It was my
COVID baby and me as an actor being like, I
don't know when I'm going to do this again, or
someone's gonna let me do it again. Plus I have
this passion for Shakespeare, and I coach a lot as well,
like high schoolers prepping monologues. So it's been a really lovely, soothing,
(51:38):
fulfilling part.
Speaker 6 (51:39):
Of my life. But then I didn't touch it for
a year because I was focusing on acting.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
And all those seeds are planted, and so I'm just
going to trust that the seeds will grow, and I'm
going to, yeah, just kind.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Of grow that Shakespeare.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
But the whole idea is that everybody can, Like, if
you can do Shakespeare, you can do anything, and everyone
can do Shakespeare. So I want to make it as
accessible as possible and make.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
It really fun.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
That's awesome.
Speaker 6 (52:08):
That's awesome, amazing.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
I love that you have.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Well, well, this is coming on Wednesday. So yeah, our
Earthquake show on February eighth.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Yes at gold Whale Bar, six pm, free show.
Speaker 6 (52:23):
Come, Yes, one year anniversary show or one.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Year anniversary show. Yep, yep, that's so.
Speaker 4 (52:30):
I don't know what it is, but I love the name.
Speaker 6 (52:33):
Yeah, isn't it great?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yes, it's a stand up comedy.
Speaker 6 (52:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Showcase Summer will be on it. I will be hosting.
Speaker 6 (52:41):
I'd love a mirthquake, Yeah, quake.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
Shake you up with Joy?
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Yes, Skyler. Any shows yes.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
February twenty first, I am producing a show called Rock
Hard Tits at three clubs in Hollywood. There will be
burlesque and eighties heavy metal rock music, hence the name.
So come out and support bodies there and music. And
(53:17):
if you get vi P you get three free cocktails, which,
in this economy bargain.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
I like it. I like that, I like I like
free cocktails. That's awesome. All right, well let's let's uh
uh let me try this again. Yeah, let's thank our
guests again. Shelby Lewis, Yay, that was awesome.
Speaker 6 (54:06):
Yeah,
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