February 12, 2025 • 53 mins
Sommer, Schuyler and Jamie talk about Season 18 Episode 14 of Married At First Sight with special guest Lauren Caputo
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Welcome to madd and Finally Single.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm Jamie Black, I'm Summer Austin.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Hey, I'm Skyler Fast and no jokes.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
And this is a MERETI first I fan podcast where
we invite a guest on who's never watched an episode. Hey, everybody,
welcome to another episode of Matt and Finally Single. Hey,
of course we have a guest today. Someone's gonna introduce
our guests.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh my gosh, I'm very excited for this. She is
one of my favorite comedians I've ever seen. So she's
a comedian, she's also an actor. She's just a pro.
She's also a writer. Oh my gosh, she's amazing. Please
welcome the very funny Lauren Caputo.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Ye bi hi, I'm excited to be here. I'm very
excited to be here. I've already even started to give
thoughts to mister Black and he was like, save it. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh my god's a woman with an opinion and I.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It yeah, yeah, a lot, a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
So I'm happy to be here and grateful to be
because I've been. Jamie asked me a couple of times
and I was like, oh life, You're like, oh, do.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I really want to spend two hours of my time
watching a reality program. Oh my god, it's so long.
I'm so sorry. Thank you for doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I mean five hours.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Five hours later. I mean, I'm just like, we are
all now doing our chores to it. I mean, like,
when is this going to be over?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I did it too. Yeah, there's a commercial every five seconds,
so every time, oh good, it would be like commercial.
I'm like, how did commercial?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh my god? Did they they? They may see any
friends of theirs on the commercials this time? No? Not me?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh okay, I love an AD blocker. No how I
don't know. I had an IT guy, a friend of
mine install it for me. Is it a virus? Presumably not?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh my gosh, that's amazing. Good job you. So, Lauren,
even though I know some things about you, I don't
know about your television watching habits. Do you have a
reality TV person?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Not primarily, but I am by proxy. My wife and
I and I got really into Love is Blind, so
this is a similar concept. And I was and I
just got like so into it. She would make fun
of me. She was like, you're more into the show
than I am. I'm and I would be like I
would be the one that'd be like, Hey, we got
(02:40):
to stay up and watch the finale, like what happens
in the reunion? Like what's happening? So but normally no, normally,
I I will admit to my thirteen year old boy
watching habits. So if it's a Star Wars or a Marvel,
I watched them all, even the bad ones. I'm just
(03:00):
I'm would just commit to that or you know, anything
on Netflix. But my wife does also control the remote,
you know what I mean, So by proxy, I would
say reality TV show person by proxy?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh a great. I think I skipped to tell us
a little bit about yourself today. I don't know, it's early.
I just woke up. It's fine about yourself, Lauren.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
You know, like I've been in Los Angeles for five years.
I feel like I feel like it's been like maybe
longer than that. I in my stand up, I was
talking about being from New Jersey. But at this point,
I've been out of New Jersey longer than I've lived
in New Jersey. So yeah, anymore, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
What I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
And I think I've I've kind of watered down the
New Jersey. But I don't know. Jersey girl always right,
but I.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Can't dig the Jersey out of the girl.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
That's right right, Tago, Chicago, Like that's it. Like so
but yeah, but I've always wanted to live in Los Angeles.
I wanted to go to school here UCLA playing softball.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
But uh, my parents softball.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I know, it's weird. That's so weird, right, like usually
we're knitters, but you know, totally totally fun. But my
parents wouldn't pay for it. They're like those liberal Californians.
So I went to Arizona State University for the scholastics either,
but for the keg stands ninety seconds? Was it was? Anyway?
(04:45):
So yeah, I'm a midlife Chrisler is that that's not
a term. So I started doing stand up like in
my forties kind of thing, and I was like, you
know what, I don't I don't want to fucking die,
like yeah like that. So yeah, so I started a
little bit late, but I'm gonna say that it's given
(05:07):
me a lot of life experience.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, oh my god, and you're funny.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I hate when the young kids get up on stage.
I don't know if anybody can relate to this and
they're like, I'm getting old. I'm twenty five.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh I here all the time.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
The time they say that shit, even in.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
People who are like I just turned forty. I can't
even handle it anymore.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No, Yeah, I'm like, you haven't even popped the pimple,
Like you haven't even had a real back issue yet,
Like when you have a back issue when you sleep
wrong and you're like this for the rest of the day.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Then they haven't had any medical screenings of any kind yet.
They go there, you go, you know, you gotta hear. Yeah,
you got some type of medical screening before you can
say that you're old.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well I haven't either, but I'm just putting them off.
I'm probably dying inside. It's fine.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Or if you have to give Jamie a credit here,
or if you have a doctor tell you have to
eat kale salad, like that's when you know you're old.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah. Once we have that first mild heart attack, yeah,
sky Sky, there's just a little baby. Oh things to
look for it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh yeah, I am thirty one, and tell me because
I was like, like, my back's been kind of acting up,
Like should I do stretches? What should I do? And
he just kind of looked at the paperwork and was like,
I mean I don't know, you're thirty, that's life.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And I was like, eat kale salad, kid, Carol, don't
do it, don't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
All right, Well let's talk about the show, yeah, and
not our.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Bodies, even though we could all day long, Okay, we could, all.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Right, So let's start with Carla and Juan.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Lauren. You get to have the first opinion about all
these Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I so Carlo him wan like, I feel like it's
like forced, you know what I mean, Like it's like
they're trying to make something up end listen, I get it, Like,
you know, we live in La everybody goes to an
astrologer or gets their you know, predictions. But I don't know,
I think it was just easy for them to say like, oh,
you're his soulmate, and you know what I mean, it
(07:22):
was like, let's give you money. There's a connection here.
It was just it didn't feel like that to me.
I feel like, he's so logical and she's so like,
you know, in the ethos that I literally was like,
I don't know, you guys are making like a square
peg in a round hole kind of thing. Like they
just didn't seem to vibe to me. There was just a.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It was like a.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
It was like a forced It was like a twenty
year old on the stand up stage saying he's old,
Like it's a. It wasn't real. That's just I just
didn't I didn't care about them as what I'll say,
like as the as the people. I wasn't invested.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wand's analytical mind ruins the love of energy.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yes, I mean I think that. Look that does she
know the astrologer?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
She knows her, right, yes, Leslie, yeah, the intuitive healer.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, she said that. They go way back to last summer.
And then at the end of their intuitive healing session,
the astrologer was like, so nice to meet both of you,
and I was like, well, that's awkward.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
She knows her. I know. I heard that too. I
was like, what's happening here?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Oh I didn't catch That's all you know each other,
don't they?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I don't because here's the thing. If she knows Carla,
or if she has some knowledge of them, then you know,
it's a little easier to do the read. But like
I think, with no knowledge of them, she was pretty
intuitive about that whole thing, right. I don't know about
the soulmates thing, but I guess. I'm not an astrologer
Carol card reader, so you know, I don't know. I
(08:56):
think they are paired well together. I just don't know
what's happening right now. They just don't seem to be
understanding the assignment.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Is a fifteen year old. He is a child. Yeah
he's handsome, but he's a child.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I really liked him before. I feel like he's just resistant,
do you know what I mean? Like so many of
these men are just like, I'm not gonna because that's
the thing about like like tarot card readers, psychics and
things like that. They won't give you a read if
you feel like you're not open to it, right, Like
they will just be They can feel that energy and
they're like, no, I've been turned down by a psychic before.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
That is an accomplishment.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
They took one look at me and she was like,
absolutely not. You get to wait outside. The rest of
you come on in. It was like a group. Yeah
he turned me down. Yeah, now I think we're open
to it. But this was many years ago in Chicago
where I was like, this is some bullshit. What are
we doing walking into a psychic's place that you know,
(09:59):
I don't even know what time it was, but yeah,
it was a group of friends and she like kicked
me out into the lobby.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So wow, I picked out for wine.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
But I went to a psychic medium one time and
it was very interesting, me and my friend Carla. It
was very interesting because all of the dead people that
came through came through for my mother. So these were
all people that I had to go to my mom
go Okay, so this person blah blah blah. She's like, oh, yeah,
(10:29):
that's my neighbor. And then this person came through.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It wasn't even there your mother, right, My mother.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Was not there. No, she was at home watching her
her shows.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
It's so weird.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It was my stepfather came through for my mother. Wow,
apologize for not having been there for I mean it
was it was yeah. It was wild.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, and you were in a like answering service. You
were like the liaison.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, because I was gonna going, okay, is anybody going
to come through for me? Like, I mean, I have
dead people on the other side, so can you like
all come talk to me and not my mother? And
I know why they all came through because my mother
would never go to a psyche because the Bible says
you shouldn't do them.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
But she's really open apparently.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Well that's on the level of rejection Jamie.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
That I mean, you don't even get that in La,
like that level rejection from.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Dead I know, right.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh man, maybe they just knew you were a good messenger.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, I guess. I guess this is interesting. Do we
have anything else to say about carlon one?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I just want him slow motion stretching during the That's
all I wanted. I didn't get it. He was in
the short shorts and I was like, give me a
little bit of sex.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Are we going to talk about his food? Manschee must
as you went away till the retreat, we talked about
the retreat.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Talk about the retreat separately.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, I think we should. Okay, fine, okay, so we'll wait. Okay,
So anything else about Carlin? Want? Okay? How about Camille
and Thomas? Do you remember who they are?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I think they're the only ones that I thought actually
got along right, Like, I felt like you're right, actually
the only ones that were open to it. Because summer earlier,
when you were saying that men were resistant, I thought
you meant the whole process because I felt, you know,
and this is where I was texting Jamie, I'm like,
days might.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Even want to be married, right, I know, it's even apply.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Hello, Yeah, it's like mallarkey all over the place.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
So that was the word I used. I did she
spelled it correctly, which I was very impressed.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Well, I am at that age, me and Joe Biden.
So but yeah, like again, like I felt, I felt
like they had great chemistry, but like when you're watching
these things, like you're looking for the drama a little bit,
you know what I mean. So it was not memorable
to me, like because they got along, but at the
same time, like I don't know if I saw enough
(13:09):
of them on screen to root for them. I'm a
little bit later in the show, right, so maybe they
had a different build up before. But I just forgot
about them, I think because the other care of the
other couples, well probably we are going to talk about
made me so angry that I'm taking my larky into
my phone.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
But yes, that's me. That's fine. They're they're they're doing well.
So they're not memorable.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Were you yelling at the screen by any chance as
you were watching this. Yes, okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
No should I actually told her, I was like, you would,
you would like this, but you know she has a
job and I don't so but but yeah, Like I
literally was like, you know, and as I've been with
my wife for a while and I've you know, been married,
you know, not forever, but you know, like eight years.
So I'm like, that's not the way at work. But yeah,
(14:04):
I was yelling at the scrim dreaming like I was like.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Bell that we ring every time somebody forgets Camille and
Totness on this.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
We should take a shot.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I think every has forgotten who they are. Yeah, because
they're so forgettable and I love them again, They're gonna
make it because yeah they are.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I feel like every season, maybe from here on out,
the three of us co hosts should do a drinking
game whenever we shouldn't find Yeah, yeah we should not.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
If we record at ten am, girl, I'll be a coffee.
I'll be like.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Shot of Bailey's I Love your earrings.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
By the way, thank you love candy theme. Today we
got the Willy Wonka shirt, we got the candy.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yes, yes, I love it. Okay, do we have anything else?
To say about Camili clearly not. I mean the only
thing I want to say.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Fund was still a thing that people did.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, that's a very popular restaurant.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, huh, what is that one? Gaiha Oh it's kea okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
The fond Do play they're right there on Armitage, Armitage
and Lincoln. Never been I haven't either because it's expensive
as fun. Oh wow, yeah, it's very expensive. I had
done fondue in Chicago, but it was on the North Side.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
We should do be fun. I'm into that.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I like, I was actually thinking about Fondu the other
day because I really, I don't know, I really like
fon Do.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Okay, it's fun.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
You know you get to you know, cook your food
right there. I mean you can go to Korean barbecue
and practically do the same thing without the Melta chese.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
That's that's right. It's kind of like going to the
cheesecake You're like, people still do that, Yes they do?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yes, Yeah, I haven't heard very much.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
You do you like Cheesecake Factory?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
See, we might like Fonduo then is fantastic. It is fantastic,
But you know, it's just it's like or it's like
going to the hard Rock Cafe.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
A thousand items on their novel of a menu.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
And listen, where else can I have a sandwich that's
going to be more than my daily amount of calories
that I'm supposed to have cracker.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Barrel, I mean, but yes, and then add a cheesecake
slice of cheesecake on top of that. It's not like
super high in calories though, it's just like fruit and
cheese and ship right, like dipped in chocolate and things,
and like fruit dipped in was it like the dips
are cheese and chocolate? Right? How is that a meal?
(16:55):
Understood that?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
But there's there's oil that you also cooked me in
to meat in the oil. And you also can do
the vegetables, which is what I really liked. The broccoli
When I fried the broccoli and in the sauce, it
was so good.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
They do that like Chinese hot pot or whatever as well.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Just clarify. So I'm paying an absorbiting amount of money
to cook my own meal.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, you're paying for the experience from the seventies.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Fon, dude, from the seventies.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
We take you back, We take you back to the seventies,
all right. The only other thing I'm going to say
about them is that Thomas made sure to take the
massager to the retreat. That's how they got their sexy
time going, Lauren, it's the massage.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Couple.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Okay, all right, We're done with Camille and Thomas, right,
all right? Well, I mean the next couple is MMn
ech and I feel like, should we go ahead and
talk about them and then talk about the retreat?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Wait, are we going to talk about them then the retreat?
Or are we going to talk about each of the
couples and then going to the retreat.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Well, we could skip them for now. We talk about
the other two couples, then go into m Mini Kchi
and then go into the retreat. Sure, let's do that, okay,
all right, so then let's talk about Madison and Alan.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
I feel like if I were to take a blanket
off of my bed and water it down, that would
be it's his name Alan. To me, like I was
like changing his work. He was actually doing the thing
that most women want, changing his whole personality. And I
literally was like thinking to myself, boyfriend, like that's not
(18:44):
gonna that's not gonna last. You know what I mean?
Like he's I don't know. I actually felt bad for Like,
I felt sorry for him. Oh my, my Canadian came out.
I felt sorry. I know you've never heard me say
sorry before. Yeah, he just was like no personality and
(19:05):
like he wanted his like when he listened, when he
got dressed, when they dressed him, right, he looked. You know,
the style was great, but at the same time, man,
I don't know, Like my wife picks up my clothes too,
but I were fucking sweatpants, Like I don't care.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
It's just like I felt like he's like in twenty
years he's going to have a breakdown. He's going to
be like, who am I He's going to buy like
a sports car or some kind of ships.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Who is he has a what? Yeah? Oh there you go.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Then Yeah, I just he's a he's a meltdown waiting
to happen. I'm just saying that's that was my take
on him.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, well did you see the previews.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Ready, he's ready for a huge melt.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
When he bought the teeth straightening kit, I was like, oh, Alan,
oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I said. This episode is brought to you by the
Smile Direct Club at Home teeth straightening. I didn't say it,
but boy, that logo was everywhere.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Are fine?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Right? It literally reminded me. I don't know if we
have any sex in the city fans over here, but
there's like the episode where Charlotte dates the guy who's
uncircumcised and she makes him like get circumcised, and I
was like, this is that in the reality show world.
He's like, I promise I'll be with you if you
(20:35):
just get your teeth straightened. No, sorry, it's not working
for me, but thanks for getting your teeth fixed.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh my god, I don't like. And she's like saying,
I mean she didn't like force him to do it, obviously,
but he's doing all of it for her. And then
she's like, so, why are you doing all this? And
he's like for you, and then she's like, you should
want to do it for yourself, Like I is so pathetic.
It's like, don't you want to look better? Don't you
want to do these things for you?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Not for me?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
No, because he's happy with himself, you stubborn old cow.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, and his teeth are fine.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I mean, come on, like he means teeth perfect teeth.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
She is such a victim and I'm so sick of it.
She's like he couldn't be it's and I'm like, well
you literally first off, like he didn't say anything bad.
He even told you this isn't how I'm gonna mean it.
But then I was like, you're the one that literally
has said multiple episodes, I would be so embarrassed like
to be seen with you. I would never go up
(21:34):
to you. I was like, you're a bitch. I cannot
hear you. And I hope she gets every terrible thing
to happen to her in her life. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Well, agreed, And I also feel like, listen, I applaud her.
I'm gonna do a good, bad good sandwich here. I
applaud her for the stamina of going out three nights
in a row till three o'clock in the morning. Ooo. Girl, Yes,
this is another time when I was like, she don't
want to be married. I swear to God, like you don't.
Like He's like, I haven't talked to you all week,
and it's like, you guys are fucking married, Like this
(22:06):
is the time that y'all jump each other's bones twenty
four hours a day. You know what I mean, this
is that period.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yes I did it, but whatever, that's why we like
love is blind for God's sake.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I just also love how doctor Pia was like, well,
you probably shouldn't just talk about your husband with your friends.
You should probably talk to him about stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
And I was like, well, I think we know what
friend she's out with. She also was like I don't know,
but oh, I just love married at first sight. Pulling
the receipts on all this, I mean, they.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Are like, I've never gotten out three nights in a week,
literally the.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Last three nights.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh that was that was whoo?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
That was good. Well, just really getting an opinion.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I'll just say, maybe she didn't remember that she had
gone out for three nights in a row. She was
out late for three nights in a row. Maybe she
just didn't remember. Literally she was because when doctor Bias said,
she was like, I don't know, hasn't been three nine
I don't think it's been.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh my god, that was so crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, she probably didn't remember.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Because like that's the other thing that I was thinking
about is I was like, if I was out until
like I mean, if I'm out until like ten thirty
it's a rough morning. Yea howl?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
She so well.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I mean, I guess it could be Friday sad. I
don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yeah, this sky where I feel like you're an old soul.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
So I feel like, true, you don't remember going out
until two o'clock in the morning, three nights in a row.
I just that's tough.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I did it when Jonesy was working late nights at
the bar, and I would just go and hang out
with him, and we had just started dating, and I
was like, I'm with my boyfriend. We're in love, and
then it didn't matter. But you know, that's really what
she's doing. She's not out sucking David what.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Well, maybe that's why she came out he didn't remember.
I mean. Also, it's like I want to know what
friends was she with? What friends were she with? Their names?
Like is one of them named Tiffany whatever?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Like friend Tiffany and David no relation?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Yeah, but yeah, I agree with Skyler, like like in
the beginning of your relationship too, you're like when you're out,
you're out with your significant other, like you know what
I mean, Like, yeah, yeah, I would listen. I would
watch Jonesy poor drinks all day. I mean, even me
not married to him, like you know what I'm saying.
But yeah, well she she.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Had this thing early on where she was like they
were going out together, and then she had this big
reaction to to Alan drinking, which is why I think Alan,
I mean because if it were me, I would be like, hey, babe,
like could we go out with your friends together? You know,
like let's hang out together? Like I would like to
know your friends too, right, And yeah, it's just very
(25:05):
interesting that that's not happening.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, anyway, do we have anything
else to say?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Well?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
None, So we get some Madison not Madison and Allen.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Two quick things. I almost didn't His snores gotta go
Like if she were to be like I can't be
married to him because he's a terrible snor I'd be like,
beare I get it? And then the only other thing
I want to say about her, because I cannot stand
her that shade of whatever I make up she was wearing.
I was like, girl, that's it, and it makes you
look like you've been crying for hours, But you know,
(25:37):
trying you don't deserve to look pretty is really bad.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Did they was that the security camera footage.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
No, No, it was like when they were talking to
doctor p I. It was like it made her eyes
look so puffy like she had been crying. No, the snores,
oh yeah, yeah, the stores.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Really I didn't catch it. Did you guys catch that?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
You didn't catch that?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
It was really bad.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
It was often.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Oh boy, it was white noise for me, I think
I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Oh well, I mean, look, yeah, she could just say that.
Is that why he was on the couch sleeping on
the couch? Do you not sleep in the same bed?
Or was he waiting up for her?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
He was waiting for her cheating?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, let's move on, all right, So let's talk about
Michelle and David. I remember they are, Yes, I do.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
I this is another one where I'm just like, I
don't know, like you know how like sometimes you lean
towards one person or the other. I am like not
liking either of them, you know what I mean? Because
again he's another one. He's like, I'm just going out
and you know, I feel like her her questioning of it.
(26:51):
I mean, I get I'm not being articulate here, Like
I get why she's like tissed off, right, Like you
know what I mean, Like you you only are coming
to the truth because you got fucking caught and your
family member threw you into the class. That's bad, like
you know what I mean. But at the same time,
I would be like, oh for her, like for her too,
(27:13):
you know what I mean? But yeah, he he's another one.
I'm like, do you want to be married? You're never around?
Like you're not around? That is this is called a
booty call. This is not a marriage. You know, you
have to be there to be in a marriage. If
you want a booty call, Like, go on a different show. Ye,
put a different show, right, Like and I don't like
(27:33):
the fact that and again maybe this is the lesbian talking. Sorry,
I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
The men are very like, oh, that we should do
in a marriage, Like, you know what I mean, you're grown,
you're a grown person, Like, oh, we can't go out.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
I guess that's I guess that's true with the other
girl too. I don't know. I just I don't like
either of them though, because part of me is kind
of like girl. I wouldn't be around to either, Like
I don't know anyway, I don't think I like anybody
on this show. I'm just like, what, I'm not sure
this is what happens?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Was married at first sight? We like them in the beginning,
and then by the end we just wanted to end
and when we hate them all.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, I will say I definitely am very much in
the same photos you to Lauren where it's like I
watch it and I'm like, is this what most marriages are? Like? Like,
do I have a really healthy marriage?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Or am I?
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Like? Am I lucky? Am I like? Is this how
most people are? Because this is like some of the
things that they talk about. I'm like, you guys are
so like, you should not be getting married. You don't
have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You are lucky because Jonesy is a dream. It's true,
It's great, okay, but yeah, I mean jeez, I mean
these are not the most functional marriages in the world.
Because of the name of the show, I know, it.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Would be a boring podcast. I guess if they were,
you know.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, finally there's some trauma here. But Tiffany, so he
made up the name. Do you guys think it's made up?
I mean, again, why of course it is what he
made up, the whole thing about it being about food
and then deleted, Like he's doing it again. I deleted
the contact. There's no whatever.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I mean, because he could have at least come
up with somebody who's actually in his phone and could
have said, oh, yeah, it was so and so you know,
here's her contact.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
And you know, maybe she's not that invested. Michelle, right,
that's who we're talking about here. But I mean, at
a certain point, you just want to know, like you
know what I mean, Like he just he hung himself
by his own bitard. So we have to like figure
out get to the bottom of it, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
And I know a lot of people are like, well,
why does she even care because she doesn't really want
to be with him in the first place, And I'm like,
it doesn't have anything to do with that anymore. It
has to do with the fact she's got a feeling,
she knows and he's not telling the truth, and she's
got to get to the bottom of it. I get
it because this is the same thing that happened with
me and our two two comedian friends that started dating,
(30:09):
and I knew that something was going on between them,
and I was like, something is going on between it,
And when I confronted her, she fucking lied to my face,
and I'm like, no, there's something going on between you two,
and I had to prove it. Not that I cared.
I didn't care that they were dating, but I just
I was like, no, you're not gonna treat me like
I'm stupid. I know something's going on between the detective.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
You're a detective. Now you're on a mission.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Nos.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Yes, I that's a whole other podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
But hey, oh he was taking pictures like the paparazzi
and everything I.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Did, but I took pictures of them kissing. Oh yeah, yeah,
and some are lied to me.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Call it a boundary.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Have you talked to somebody about this, because that's.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Yeah, here's the line.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Jamie and you were like, it was just the fact
that I knew something was going on, and she lied
to me, and instead of just saying yes, don't tell anybody,
which I would have been absolutely okay with, she lied
to me and tried to play play like I was stupid.
I'm like, no, Jamie is.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Gonna get to the bottom of it. To Jamie's face,
Jamie doesn't like to be lied to.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
And then by the time she did come clean, she's like,
don't tell anybody. Well, it's too late. I've already told everybody.
I knew.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I knew he sold those paparazzi pics to us Weekly,
So I get.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I'm just saying I get why. Michelle is like, no,
that's not think that's the real answer.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Oh, you just don't like being lied to, especially in
that kind of context. Right, It's like it's like, okay,
and it's just such a bad liar.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, I was just say it's dumb. And he also
makes it like he's a victim, so I get that too,
like that you've grown.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
That was my favorite part is he she's like, why
don't like, what's the full story? I don't trust you,
And he's like, well, that's on you for not trusting me,
Like that's on you, that's on you, And she's like, no,
it's not. You literally have lied to me this whole time, Like,
don't tell me that it's on me for not trusting you. Yeah,
so stupid, And I love watching it because it's such
a trick.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
It's so bad malarkey me.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I also should not have laughed as hard as I did.
But like when they were in the middle of the
argument and he's like, well, I've been wanting to like
back out of this for a while, and she's like them,
back out of it, go be with Tiffany. I don't
care because she's like, then go be with Tiffany, Like.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
She just ye, Tiffany, come on, let's see her producer.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah she's from Canada.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Producers were not buying it, like they were like, hey
what but and they're like I love when they start
to get involved because they're like, this is crazy, right.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
They're like, for editing purposes, we don't know how to
tell this story because it makes no sense. Can you
explain it? And then when she just like pushes past
them and like gets into the elevator, I think loved it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Anything else about Michelle and David.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I just want to spin off of Michelle and m
M because they had their little catch up lunch. Oh
I know, yeah, yeah, and Louise, but like Michelle and
m M.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
And I will say, I'll give this to Michelle. At
least she was like saying, I'm gonna like have to
say something to Madison. She's like, but she did give
her the benefit of the doubt, saying I have no
there's absolutely no basis in this it's just a feeling
that I have. But I think anyone that's been cheated
on knows that feeling right, and it doesn't you know,
you have to kind of trust it.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
And if you saw the previews, she did not like
the answer the way that man is a answer when
she said when she asked her, she's like, she's a.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Woman on a mission.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Let me tell you, yeah she is, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
next week should be really good. Okay, all right, so
are we done with Michelle and David? Okay, so let's
do m MN e KG and let's you know, we
can we can talk about the retreat at the same time.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Because so Lauren, I think that was the most ridiculous
thing I've seen on television. That was like ever like
him coming with the page and it was like the
one page of the divorce and I'm sorry. I love
the fact that she stuck it to him. She stuck it,
she held his feet to the fire. I like her.
(34:58):
She's actually she is one that I do like. She
makes sense, she's logical anything that their arguments, their arguments.
I was like, she's just expressing herself, like you know
what I mean, Like she's just talking and what kind
of like, are you like that childish or that I
don't know, like you bring one piece of paper and
(35:20):
be like sign it. She's like no, he's like sign it.
It was like to me, Sky, this is the part
that I laughed out loud. I'm like, I can't even
believe that he would think that that was okay, you
know what I mean? And the fact that he just
jetted every she was like, I don't want to talk
to you. I'm like, are you fine? Are you five
years old? And you're just gonna take your It reminded
me of South Park.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, you guys, I'm.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Going home, Like that's reminding of I was like, eh,
do you know, like shirting your feelings, taking your ball
and you're going home?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
My god, did you hear and did you hear no
what he said? When they may have been allan or
somebody that invited into No, I'm not going to sit
at the table because I'm allergic to shellfish, Like what.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
How allergic are you?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Always has an houry like he always has like a
complaint about everything, like with where he's like, oh, like
Alan being all sweet, like I've made tacos for the
entire group of strangers that I've only met twice. Well,
I'm allergic to shellfish. How do you know there's shellfish
on them? Number one? And then he was with doctor
(36:23):
Pia and she's like, what are you doing? You're not
going to say hi to your wife? And he's like,
I'm just sitting down. I'm just sitting down. I was like,
everything is a fight with this man. So stupid. He
is a fucking man. Baby.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
How is it that he has applied twice to be
on this show and doesn't seem to understand how it
works unless he's a producer plant. Yeah, he applied in Houston,
Lauren like, and he didn't get picked, so they picked
him for Chicago. It's weird.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, wow, producer Like you can't can't because the next
season I think is in Houston or somewhere Texas. And
I want them to be like it didn't work out
with mm so throwing back in I'm back for another chance.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Oh my god, that would be so amazing if they
did that.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
That would be the as of this television show.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yes, yeah, because he's an ask how does somebody show
up with one page of a document like was it
just even like did it even have their names in it,
Do you know what I mean? Like I want to know.
I have so many questions. I'm like, did the producers
put him up to it? Did he say I'm going
to come with one page of a document? He drove
all that way for one page? No, but didn't even
(37:42):
have their names on it? Was it just like did
you just print up? Like did you just google search
divorce document and then like template and just print one
page and then just bring it? Like what is exactly
the what's happening here?
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Did he go to go ahead?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I was just I was just saying I could see
him doing that, like googling divorce legal paperwork and it
has like sample written across it.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Yeah, that's amazing. I could see him like not having
enough money to buy paper, so he only had one
piece of paper. So it's like this is I went
to Kinko's and I can afford it only ten cents,
but I'm gonna dry.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I mean, someone had to know that was the intention,
like there, they had to put that scene in, do
you know what I mean? So I mean, yeah, I
don't know what that was all about.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
And so if it didn't even make sense because if
he brought divorce papers and want her design. You would
bring the signature page right, Well, actually you would bring
all of the papers. But what I'm saying is he
didn't want her to see the other pages, which either
like you are all saying that, you know, he can
only afford one piece of paper whatever, or he has
(38:51):
some some shit in there that he doesn't want MM
to see, like she's like he would she would have
to pay him some alimony or something that would be
on pages too.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
First of all, I mean, you and I have been divorced, Jamie.
I don't know about you, Lauren, but like that's not
how divorce works. You don't just print up a page
and serve it to somebody at a dinner like I
know that that's how it happens in like story world,
like story time. Oh I'm serving with divorce, that's really
you have to do it together, like you know. I mean,
(39:23):
if you didn't sign a prenup or they I don't
know what they did, you know what I mean, I
don't know what the legal stuff is, but you've got
to like work at your lawyers have to collaborate on
the deal. It's a fucking legal document. Well together, well,
you I mean, you could sit by side by side
and do it, do you know what I mean? But
(39:43):
you if you don't have attorneys, you have to have
a mediator or you have to sit there and collaborate
on it together.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
No you don't.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
No, No, because everything that I put in because I
did all the I did all the paperwork, I filed
it in a anything like that, and I got everything
that I asked for because she never showed up to negotiate.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
A different situation though these people are together, do you
know what I mean? Like, she's right there. It's not
like she's abandoning the relationship. She's actually still in the relationship.
And I you know, yes, you can serve someone, you
can file for divorce, but you don't just go and
here's the paperwork, sign it. It's just not how it works.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
No, no, because she has to be served.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah. Yeah, he wasn't serving her.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
He was like, he couldn't do it anyway. Yeah, you're
not allowed to do it yourself. You have somebody else
has to serve the person.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah, me, you're right, like, like there's something in those
other pages because he doubled down on signing it.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
She was like, because if it was like any rational
human being that has actually been on this planet for
thirty years when she said where's the signature page would
back off, and he didn't. He kept doubling down on it,
and it's like is there? I don't know? Is like
(41:06):
is your brain connecting today? Like that isn't That's not
the way it goes.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
It seemed like he was put up by a producer
or something like a like it was supposed to be
a stunt or dramatic, but maybe he is a producer
because even on after party he didn't like, he didn't
say the producers put me up to you know, normally
I would say that that would be his emo or
be like, well, you know, but he didn't.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
You probably can't say that.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Yeah, you're probably right.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
My guess, because she even kind of hinted at this.
She's like, he likes to get a rise out of me,
because she's like when we did the Doctor Piatak, he
came in all hot and heavy. Then he's like, do
you want to go play some games? And she's like can.
We had a good time. So thinking about it, I
could totally see producers being like, here's a page of
a document, go make good TV go do.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well he doesn't want to be married,
that's for sure, So that's plausible.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
What was she supposed to sign like a sample page
just at the bottom, just for TV purposes?
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I am hereby declare.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
It was so weird. If I had been her, I
would have I would have signed it, but I would
signed it like bugs bunny or something like a picture
of a cat, because it doesn't make sense that you
would bring a page that's not the signature bait too.
I was supposed to randomly sign on some baite that
doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Like a doodle I like that somewhere, like just to draw.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Like a Calvin pissing on a you know something I don't.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
Know, be like I'm here's my strolling?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
It's so bizarre, so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
It's very weird. It's very weird, and it made for
kind of a weird couple's retreat because they're all going,
what is what's happening? Didn't what? Then?
Speaker 2 (42:55):
The other weird part of the couple's retreat was Madison
getting up the table. Yes, I did not understand. What
was so triggering about that? Did you guys understand? Because
she just said, I mean, unless she had, unless she
has more you know, involvement than she's letting on. Like
all all Michelle did was say, well, your husband is
(43:19):
not going outside the marriage, and then that seemed to
really get her upset.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Yeah, she was trying to claim she's like, well, like
she makes it seem like that she's just there to
like have fun and hang out, like doesn't want it
to be a serious thing. But I'm like a TV show,
like it's not just otherwise you're all going to be
the Camille and Thomas at the season where like they're
gonna be like and then the couples went to a
retreat and ate caked and braided each other's hair and
(43:46):
had a pitow fight.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
R got million dollars in subscribers or whatever.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Yeah, I don't know where. How far away were they going, Jamie?
Could you figure out where they were going?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Northbrook?
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Northbrook? Okay? Yeah, how far away is that of a drive?
Speaker 1 (44:04):
It depends on traffic, but you know, straight up ninety
four like an hour. Northbrook is near Deerfield. It's like
right next door to Deerfield. So yeah, I mean probably
forty actually Northbrook because Northbrook is literally right off of
ninety four, So Deerfield is further west, but Northbrook is
right off in ninety four. It really only takes probably,
(44:25):
you know, maybe thirty minutes, okay, unless there's traffic. Then
you're talking like forty five. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Hylan Thomas showing up after the sun has set. Yeah,
it's like after we had some issues.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
What well.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, so I guess the only thing that I could
think of, why, if she's completely innocent, Madison would have
that reaction is did it seem like that Alan and
Madison were being targeted unfairly by Michelle. I don't, No,
it didn't seem like it seemed like she was just yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
I was edited though, it was hard to tell what
was going on there, well.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Because like in the edit, all she does is she's like,
you know, have you guys kissed? And they're like not really,
and she's like okay, but you're like not going out
with other people.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
And then it was like and she said it about Alan,
not about Madison, right, but then Madison just like got
all happy about it. Yeah, okay, interesting. Yeah, I know
everyone was pretty silent and all that they were just
kind of watching.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Harley knew. I would as like as the Catchi's like
starving out and they just cut to Carl and Want,
who are just both sitting there like eating the tacos
and just like watching. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
I know, Oh my god, I love it too. It's
so great. I can't wait till next episode the truth
comes out.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yeah, kudos to the editors, because yeah, I want to Yeah, listen,
I want to watch next episode. And I haven't seen
the whole semon, so I'm.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
Oh, yeah, I know they hook it and good, don't they? Yes, yes, yeah,
let's hope it really it really is what it says.
It is not a red herring.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, let's hope not, because that would be them.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I also love when Michelle was like, David wants to
go next, Yeah, don't you, David, And he was like, oh,
I will say this about David. I'm gonna give him,
like some props for walking into that situation. I mean,
that is a tense one to walk and you know
(46:34):
that you are in for it, and he still had
a good attitude about it and walked right into the
lions Den and I was like, David, I mean, hats
off to you, buddy. This is gonna be you know
what's gonna happen. And he was like he even said
in his little testimony and was like, yeah, I mean
it's gonna go down. He's like, but it's still early yet,
you know, not everyone's had a second drink, so he
(46:58):
knew it was coming.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, that's tough. That's a tough thing to walk into
when you know that you're gonna be just fully like,
you know, busted in front of a whole group of people.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yep, yeah, yeah, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
I was gonna say, but if you don't pick your
you did anything wrong, and you copped up to it
and everybody else's problem, then maybe you can't. Maybe you
can be like, yeah, I did my part. I said,
I'm sorry, done right.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Like a k But he knew, he knew, he knew. Yeah,
But I was like, I feel that feeling like for you, buddy,
that's that's a tough one. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yeah yeah, Okay, anything else about what are we talking about?
Oh MMn KG or the retreat SKYL or anything anything else? Okay?
All right, great, So now's the time, uh where we
get our guest predictions about these cup holes. Since this
is Lauren's first time ever watching Mardi First Sight. I'll
(47:58):
just give you a little breakdown. So these couples met
for the very first time at the altar and they
got married. They have eight weeks to decide whether or
not they're gonna stay married or get a divorce. And
at the end of the eight weeks, they go in
front of the experts that originally match them and say
either yes, I want to stay married or no, I
want to get a divorced, And if one says yes
(48:19):
and the other says no, they get a divorce. So
with that being said, do you think that Carla and
Juan will say yes or no on decision day?
Speaker 3 (48:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Okay, Camille and Thomas.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
I say yes because again I don't remember who they are,
so that means they were. They flew under the radar, right,
There wasn't anything about.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
It, but right, yeah, Madison and Allen, Michelle and David,
Okay and m and Kchi.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
I wish I had another hand, but.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
All right, well, Lauren, I have to ask you the
most important question now of the show is will you
continue to watch Married at First Sight?
Speaker 4 (49:09):
First of all, I hate you guys for making me
do this, because yes, I am gonna watch the episode
and I might even loop my wife in because again
because I get fascinated psychologically, like the way you're showing
up on camera is does not serve your girl, like
(49:31):
you do not understand what you show up as because
they think they're all gonna get famous and shit, and
I'm like, it's a great actor study. Actually bring it
into your characters anyway. So the answer is I hate
you and yes, fantastic, I love it.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
The other one you guys, yes, love it, love it,
love it.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
That's great, I love it excellent. Well, and you know
what if if you keep watching with your wife and
we have another episode where we need somebody who's been
watching it, like the reunion episodes, we usually don't do
that to somebody who has been watching. You can come
back on talk about it.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
I'll talk about it.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
I love reunion episodes.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Oh yeah, you sure this is gonna be a good
one too, I know it. Okay, great, Well that's the
end of our show. Thank you?
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Is the end of our show.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Do you have just some things to plug?
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (50:39):
Oh okay, yeah. If you guys are in the Pasadena area,
I am doing a show that I do monthly with
a group of Italians. It's called Bob Comics. Oh yes,
it's a lot of it's a lot of Italian and Irish.
We're all Italian and Irish for some reason. I don't
know why, but yeah, at the ice House the fifteenth,
(51:01):
so after Valentine's Day, because you're really like, you're like,
that's too much time with my significant that you should
be on the show. That's the next thing I got
coming up.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Congrats, all right, anyone else?
Speaker 1 (51:17):
I have nothing?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
I love you like looked up the square kind of
like Brady, but looked up at me. Oh yeah, at least.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Because I was actually looking for Skyler.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
I have nothing, Skyler. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Skyler? You have something?
Speaker 4 (51:36):
Do I don't you?
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
The Yeah, don't you have the Uh what's.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
It called rock hard Tits? Are you working on the yes?
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Rock hard Tit?
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:45):
I talk about it every week once.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Yeah, well that's the point.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
Rock card Tits. February twenty first come watch Burless and
rock Music. Be there. My husband will be there. We'll
be up in a sound booth making out and making love.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
I love it, but I mean we'll be there, and
I feel like I had something else. But I don't know.
I have stuff.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Let me see if you have something else. I'll try
to remember. In the meantime, I am teaching a stand
up comedy class in March Thursday nights in March at
Anthony Mindel's after Workshop. People don't have to have any
experience to do it. It's going to be really fun.
Maybe even get them on an actual show. There's some
(52:39):
planning in the works. Yeah, I know. It's called stand
Up Comedy Crash course. For anyone who has would like
to try stand up and has not, or people who
are already stand up comedians. It'll work for anybody.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
And there's an early world birds scale going on right
now for the next few days.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Nice, all right, well, thank you Lauren Capudo, our guests. Yes,
so much fun.
Welcome to madd and Finally Single.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm Jamie Black, I'm Summer Austin.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Hey, I'm Skyler Fast and no jokes.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
And this is a MERETI first I fan podcast where
we invite a guest on who's never watched an episode. Hey, everybody,
welcome to another episode of Matt and Finally Single. Hey,
of course we have a guest today. Someone's gonna introduce
our guests.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh my gosh, I'm very excited for this. She is
one of my favorite comedians I've ever seen. So she's
a comedian, she's also an actor. She's just a pro.
She's also a writer. Oh my gosh, she's amazing. Please
welcome the very funny Lauren Caputo.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Ye bi hi, I'm excited to be here. I'm very
excited to be here. I've already even started to give
thoughts to mister Black and he was like, save it. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh my god's a woman with an opinion and I.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It yeah, yeah, a lot, a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
So I'm happy to be here and grateful to be
because I've been. Jamie asked me a couple of times
and I was like, oh life, You're like, oh, do.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I really want to spend two hours of my time
watching a reality program. Oh my god, it's so long.
I'm so sorry. Thank you for doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I mean five hours.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Five hours later. I mean, I'm just like, we are
all now doing our chores to it. I mean, like,
when is this going to be over?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I did it too. Yeah, there's a commercial every five seconds,
so every time, oh good, it would be like commercial.
I'm like, how did commercial?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh my god? Did they they? They may see any
friends of theirs on the commercials this time? No? Not me?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh okay, I love an AD blocker. No how I
don't know. I had an IT guy, a friend of
mine install it for me. Is it a virus? Presumably not?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh my gosh, that's amazing. Good job you. So, Lauren,
even though I know some things about you, I don't
know about your television watching habits. Do you have a
reality TV person?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Not primarily, but I am by proxy. My wife and
I and I got really into Love is Blind, so
this is a similar concept. And I was and I
just got like so into it. She would make fun
of me. She was like, you're more into the show
than I am. I'm and I would be like I
would be the one that'd be like, Hey, we got
(02:40):
to stay up and watch the finale, like what happens
in the reunion? Like what's happening? So but normally no, normally,
I I will admit to my thirteen year old boy
watching habits. So if it's a Star Wars or a Marvel,
I watched them all, even the bad ones. I'm just
(03:00):
I'm would just commit to that or you know, anything
on Netflix. But my wife does also control the remote,
you know what I mean, So by proxy, I would
say reality TV show person by proxy?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh a great. I think I skipped to tell us
a little bit about yourself today. I don't know, it's early.
I just woke up. It's fine about yourself, Lauren.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
You know, like I've been in Los Angeles for five years.
I feel like I feel like it's been like maybe
longer than that. I in my stand up, I was
talking about being from New Jersey. But at this point,
I've been out of New Jersey longer than I've lived
in New Jersey. So yeah, anymore, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
What I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
And I think I've I've kind of watered down the
New Jersey. But I don't know. Jersey girl always right,
but I.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Can't dig the Jersey out of the girl.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
That's right right, Tago, Chicago, Like that's it. Like so
but yeah, but I've always wanted to live in Los Angeles.
I wanted to go to school here UCLA playing softball.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
But uh, my parents softball.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I know, it's weird. That's so weird, right, like usually
we're knitters, but you know, totally totally fun. But my
parents wouldn't pay for it. They're like those liberal Californians.
So I went to Arizona State University for the scholastics either,
but for the keg stands ninety seconds? Was it was? Anyway?
(04:45):
So yeah, I'm a midlife Chrisler is that that's not
a term. So I started doing stand up like in
my forties kind of thing, and I was like, you
know what, I don't I don't want to fucking die,
like yeah like that. So yeah, so I started a
little bit late, but I'm gonna say that it's given
(05:07):
me a lot of life experience.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, oh my god, and you're funny.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I hate when the young kids get up on stage.
I don't know if anybody can relate to this and
they're like, I'm getting old. I'm twenty five.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh I here all the time.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
The time they say that shit, even in.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
People who are like I just turned forty. I can't
even handle it anymore.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No, Yeah, I'm like, you haven't even popped the pimple,
Like you haven't even had a real back issue yet,
Like when you have a back issue when you sleep
wrong and you're like this for the rest of the day.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Then they haven't had any medical screenings of any kind yet.
They go there, you go, you know, you gotta hear. Yeah,
you got some type of medical screening before you can
say that you're old.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well I haven't either, but I'm just putting them off.
I'm probably dying inside. It's fine.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Or if you have to give Jamie a credit here,
or if you have a doctor tell you have to
eat kale salad, like that's when you know you're old.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah. Once we have that first mild heart attack, yeah,
sky Sky, there's just a little baby. Oh things to
look for it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh yeah, I am thirty one, and tell me because
I was like, like, my back's been kind of acting up,
Like should I do stretches? What should I do? And
he just kind of looked at the paperwork and was like,
I mean I don't know, you're thirty, that's life.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And I was like, eat kale salad, kid, Carol, don't
do it, don't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
All right, Well let's talk about the show, yeah, and
not our.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Bodies, even though we could all day long, Okay, we could, all.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Right, So let's start with Carla and Juan.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Lauren. You get to have the first opinion about all
these Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I so Carlo him wan like, I feel like it's
like forced, you know what I mean, Like it's like
they're trying to make something up end listen, I get it, Like,
you know, we live in La everybody goes to an
astrologer or gets their you know, predictions. But I don't know,
I think it was just easy for them to say like, oh,
you're his soulmate, and you know what I mean, it
(07:22):
was like, let's give you money. There's a connection here.
It was just it didn't feel like that to me.
I feel like, he's so logical and she's so like,
you know, in the ethos that I literally was like,
I don't know, you guys are making like a square
peg in a round hole kind of thing. Like they
just didn't seem to vibe to me. There was just a.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It was like a.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
It was like a forced It was like a twenty
year old on the stand up stage saying he's old,
Like it's a. It wasn't real. That's just I just
didn't I didn't care about them as what I'll say,
like as the as the people. I wasn't invested.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wand's analytical mind ruins the love of energy.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yes, I mean I think that. Look that does she
know the astrologer?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
She knows her, right, yes, Leslie, yeah, the intuitive healer.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, she said that. They go way back to last summer.
And then at the end of their intuitive healing session,
the astrologer was like, so nice to meet both of you,
and I was like, well, that's awkward.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
She knows her. I know. I heard that too. I
was like, what's happening here?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Oh I didn't catch That's all you know each other,
don't they?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I don't because here's the thing. If she knows Carla,
or if she has some knowledge of them, then you know,
it's a little easier to do the read. But like
I think, with no knowledge of them, she was pretty
intuitive about that whole thing, right. I don't know about
the soulmates thing, but I guess. I'm not an astrologer
Carol card reader, so you know, I don't know. I
(08:56):
think they are paired well together. I just don't know
what's happening right now. They just don't seem to be
understanding the assignment.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Is a fifteen year old. He is a child. Yeah
he's handsome, but he's a child.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I really liked him before. I feel like he's just resistant,
do you know what I mean? Like so many of
these men are just like, I'm not gonna because that's
the thing about like like tarot card readers, psychics and
things like that. They won't give you a read if
you feel like you're not open to it, right, Like
they will just be They can feel that energy and
they're like, no, I've been turned down by a psychic before.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
That is an accomplishment.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
They took one look at me and she was like,
absolutely not. You get to wait outside. The rest of
you come on in. It was like a group. Yeah
he turned me down. Yeah, now I think we're open
to it. But this was many years ago in Chicago
where I was like, this is some bullshit. What are
we doing walking into a psychic's place that you know,
(09:59):
I don't even know what time it was, but yeah,
it was a group of friends and she like kicked
me out into the lobby.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So wow, I picked out for wine.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
But I went to a psychic medium one time and
it was very interesting, me and my friend Carla. It
was very interesting because all of the dead people that
came through came through for my mother. So these were
all people that I had to go to my mom
go Okay, so this person blah blah blah. She's like, oh, yeah,
(10:29):
that's my neighbor. And then this person came through.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It wasn't even there your mother, right, My mother.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Was not there. No, she was at home watching her
her shows.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
It's so weird.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It was my stepfather came through for my mother. Wow,
apologize for not having been there for I mean it
was it was yeah. It was wild.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, and you were in a like answering service. You
were like the liaison.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, because I was gonna going, okay, is anybody going
to come through for me? Like, I mean, I have
dead people on the other side, so can you like
all come talk to me and not my mother? And
I know why they all came through because my mother
would never go to a psyche because the Bible says
you shouldn't do them.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
But she's really open apparently.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Well that's on the level of rejection Jamie.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
That I mean, you don't even get that in La,
like that level rejection from.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Dead I know, right.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh man, maybe they just knew you were a good messenger.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, I guess. I guess this is interesting. Do we
have anything else to say about carlon one?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I just want him slow motion stretching during the That's
all I wanted. I didn't get it. He was in
the short shorts and I was like, give me a
little bit of sex.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Are we going to talk about his food? Manschee must
as you went away till the retreat, we talked about
the retreat.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Talk about the retreat separately.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, I think we should. Okay, fine, okay, so we'll wait. Okay,
So anything else about Carlin? Want? Okay? How about Camille
and Thomas? Do you remember who they are?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I think they're the only ones that I thought actually
got along right, Like, I felt like you're right, actually
the only ones that were open to it. Because summer earlier,
when you were saying that men were resistant, I thought
you meant the whole process because I felt, you know,
and this is where I was texting Jamie, I'm like,
days might.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Even want to be married, right, I know, it's even apply.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Hello, Yeah, it's like mallarkey all over the place.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
So that was the word I used. I did she
spelled it correctly, which I was very impressed.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Well, I am at that age, me and Joe Biden.
So but yeah, like again, like I felt, I felt
like they had great chemistry, but like when you're watching
these things, like you're looking for the drama a little bit,
you know what I mean. So it was not memorable
to me, like because they got along, but at the
same time, like I don't know if I saw enough
(13:09):
of them on screen to root for them. I'm a
little bit later in the show, right, so maybe they
had a different build up before. But I just forgot
about them, I think because the other care of the
other couples, well probably we are going to talk about
made me so angry that I'm taking my larky into
my phone.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
But yes, that's me. That's fine. They're they're they're doing well.
So they're not memorable.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Were you yelling at the screen by any chance as
you were watching this. Yes, okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
No should I actually told her, I was like, you would,
you would like this, but you know she has a
job and I don't so but but yeah, Like I
literally was like, you know, and as I've been with
my wife for a while and I've you know, been married,
you know, not forever, but you know, like eight years.
So I'm like, that's not the way at work. But yeah,
(14:04):
I was yelling at the scrim dreaming like I was like.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Bell that we ring every time somebody forgets Camille and
Totness on this.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
We should take a shot.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I think every has forgotten who they are. Yeah, because
they're so forgettable and I love them again, They're gonna
make it because yeah they are.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I feel like every season, maybe from here on out,
the three of us co hosts should do a drinking
game whenever we shouldn't find Yeah, yeah we should not.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
If we record at ten am, girl, I'll be a coffee.
I'll be like.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Shot of Bailey's I Love your earrings.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
By the way, thank you love candy theme. Today we
got the Willy Wonka shirt, we got the candy.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yes, yes, I love it. Okay, do we have anything else?
To say about Camili clearly not. I mean the only
thing I want to say.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Fund was still a thing that people did.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, that's a very popular restaurant.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, huh, what is that one? Gaiha Oh it's kea okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
The fond Do play they're right there on Armitage, Armitage
and Lincoln. Never been I haven't either because it's expensive
as fun. Oh wow, yeah, it's very expensive. I had
done fondue in Chicago, but it was on the North Side.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
We should do be fun. I'm into that.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I like, I was actually thinking about Fondu the other
day because I really, I don't know, I really like
fon Do.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Okay, it's fun.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
You know you get to you know, cook your food
right there. I mean you can go to Korean barbecue
and practically do the same thing without the Melta chese.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
That's that's right. It's kind of like going to the
cheesecake You're like, people still do that, Yes they do?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yes, Yeah, I haven't heard very much.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
You do you like Cheesecake Factory?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
See, we might like Fonduo then is fantastic. It is fantastic,
But you know, it's just it's like or it's like
going to the hard Rock Cafe.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
A thousand items on their novel of a menu.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
And listen, where else can I have a sandwich that's
going to be more than my daily amount of calories
that I'm supposed to have cracker.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Barrel, I mean, but yes, and then add a cheesecake
slice of cheesecake on top of that. It's not like
super high in calories though, it's just like fruit and
cheese and ship right, like dipped in chocolate and things,
and like fruit dipped in was it like the dips
are cheese and chocolate? Right? How is that a meal?
(16:55):
Understood that?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
But there's there's oil that you also cooked me in
to meat in the oil. And you also can do
the vegetables, which is what I really liked. The broccoli
When I fried the broccoli and in the sauce, it
was so good.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
They do that like Chinese hot pot or whatever as well.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Just clarify. So I'm paying an absorbiting amount of money
to cook my own meal.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, you're paying for the experience from the seventies.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Fon, dude, from the seventies.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
We take you back, We take you back to the seventies,
all right. The only other thing I'm going to say
about them is that Thomas made sure to take the
massager to the retreat. That's how they got their sexy
time going, Lauren, it's the massage.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Couple.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Okay, all right, We're done with Camille and Thomas, right,
all right? Well, I mean the next couple is MMn
ech and I feel like, should we go ahead and
talk about them and then talk about the retreat?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Wait, are we going to talk about them then the retreat?
Or are we going to talk about each of the
couples and then going to the retreat.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Well, we could skip them for now. We talk about
the other two couples, then go into m Mini Kchi
and then go into the retreat. Sure, let's do that, okay,
all right, so then let's talk about Madison and Alan.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
I feel like if I were to take a blanket
off of my bed and water it down, that would
be it's his name Alan. To me, like I was
like changing his work. He was actually doing the thing
that most women want, changing his whole personality. And I
literally was like thinking to myself, boyfriend, like that's not
(18:44):
gonna that's not gonna last. You know what I mean?
Like he's I don't know. I actually felt bad for Like,
I felt sorry for him. Oh my, my Canadian came out.
I felt sorry. I know you've never heard me say
sorry before. Yeah, he just was like no personality and
(19:05):
like he wanted his like when he listened, when he
got dressed, when they dressed him, right, he looked. You know,
the style was great, but at the same time, man,
I don't know, Like my wife picks up my clothes too,
but I were fucking sweatpants, Like I don't care.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
It's just like I felt like he's like in twenty
years he's going to have a breakdown. He's going to
be like, who am I He's going to buy like
a sports car or some kind of ships.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Who is he has a what? Yeah? Oh there you go.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Then Yeah, I just he's a he's a meltdown waiting
to happen. I'm just saying that's that was my take
on him.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, well did you see the previews.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Ready, he's ready for a huge melt.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
When he bought the teeth straightening kit, I was like, oh, Alan,
oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I said. This episode is brought to you by the
Smile Direct Club at Home teeth straightening. I didn't say it,
but boy, that logo was everywhere.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Are fine?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Right? It literally reminded me. I don't know if we
have any sex in the city fans over here, but
there's like the episode where Charlotte dates the guy who's
uncircumcised and she makes him like get circumcised, and I
was like, this is that in the reality show world.
He's like, I promise I'll be with you if you
(20:35):
just get your teeth straightened. No, sorry, it's not working
for me, but thanks for getting your teeth fixed.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh my god, I don't like. And she's like saying,
I mean she didn't like force him to do it, obviously,
but he's doing all of it for her. And then
she's like, so, why are you doing all this? And
he's like for you, and then she's like, you should
want to do it for yourself, Like I is so pathetic.
It's like, don't you want to look better? Don't you
want to do these things for you?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Not for me?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
No, because he's happy with himself, you stubborn old cow.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, and his teeth are fine.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I mean, come on, like he means teeth perfect teeth.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
She is such a victim and I'm so sick of it.
She's like he couldn't be it's and I'm like, well
you literally first off, like he didn't say anything bad.
He even told you this isn't how I'm gonna mean it.
But then I was like, you're the one that literally
has said multiple episodes, I would be so embarrassed like
to be seen with you. I would never go up
(21:34):
to you. I was like, you're a bitch. I cannot
hear you. And I hope she gets every terrible thing
to happen to her in her life. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Well, agreed, And I also feel like, listen, I applaud her.
I'm gonna do a good, bad good sandwich here. I
applaud her for the stamina of going out three nights
in a row till three o'clock in the morning. Ooo. Girl, Yes,
this is another time when I was like, she don't
want to be married. I swear to God, like you don't.
Like He's like, I haven't talked to you all week,
and it's like, you guys are fucking married, Like this
(22:06):
is the time that y'all jump each other's bones twenty
four hours a day. You know what I mean, this
is that period.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yes I did it, but whatever, that's why we like
love is blind for God's sake.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I just also love how doctor Pia was like, well,
you probably shouldn't just talk about your husband with your friends.
You should probably talk to him about stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
And I was like, well, I think we know what
friend she's out with. She also was like I don't know,
but oh, I just love married at first sight. Pulling
the receipts on all this, I mean, they.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Are like, I've never gotten out three nights in a week,
literally the.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Last three nights.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh that was that was whoo?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
That was good. Well, just really getting an opinion.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I'll just say, maybe she didn't remember that she had
gone out for three nights in a row. She was
out late for three nights in a row. Maybe she
just didn't remember. Literally she was because when doctor Bias said,
she was like, I don't know, hasn't been three nine
I don't think it's been.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh my god, that was so crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, she probably didn't remember.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Because like that's the other thing that I was thinking
about is I was like, if I was out until
like I mean, if I'm out until like ten thirty
it's a rough morning. Yea howl?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
She so well.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I mean, I guess it could be Friday sad. I
don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yeah, this sky where I feel like you're an old soul.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
So I feel like, true, you don't remember going out
until two o'clock in the morning, three nights in a row.
I just that's tough.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I did it when Jonesy was working late nights at
the bar, and I would just go and hang out
with him, and we had just started dating, and I
was like, I'm with my boyfriend. We're in love, and
then it didn't matter. But you know, that's really what
she's doing. She's not out sucking David what.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Well, maybe that's why she came out he didn't remember.
I mean. Also, it's like I want to know what
friends was she with? What friends were she with? Their names?
Like is one of them named Tiffany whatever?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Like friend Tiffany and David no relation?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Yeah, but yeah, I agree with Skyler, like like in
the beginning of your relationship too, you're like when you're out,
you're out with your significant other, like you know what
I mean, Like, yeah, yeah, I would listen. I would
watch Jonesy poor drinks all day. I mean, even me
not married to him, like you know what I'm saying.
But yeah, well she she.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Had this thing early on where she was like they
were going out together, and then she had this big
reaction to to Alan drinking, which is why I think Alan,
I mean because if it were me, I would be like, hey, babe,
like could we go out with your friends together? You know,
like let's hang out together? Like I would like to
know your friends too, right, And yeah, it's just very
(25:05):
interesting that that's not happening.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, anyway, do we have anything
else to say?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Well?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
None, So we get some Madison not Madison and Allen.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Two quick things. I almost didn't His snores gotta go
Like if she were to be like I can't be
married to him because he's a terrible snor I'd be like,
beare I get it? And then the only other thing
I want to say about her, because I cannot stand
her that shade of whatever I make up she was wearing.
I was like, girl, that's it, and it makes you
look like you've been crying for hours, But you know,
(25:37):
trying you don't deserve to look pretty is really bad.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Did they was that the security camera footage.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
No, No, it was like when they were talking to
doctor p I. It was like it made her eyes
look so puffy like she had been crying. No, the snores,
oh yeah, yeah, the stores.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Really I didn't catch it. Did you guys catch that?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
You didn't catch that?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
It was really bad.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
It was often.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Oh boy, it was white noise for me, I think
I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Oh well, I mean, look, yeah, she could just say that.
Is that why he was on the couch sleeping on
the couch? Do you not sleep in the same bed?
Or was he waiting up for her?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
He was waiting for her cheating?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, let's move on, all right, So let's talk about
Michelle and David. I remember they are, Yes, I do.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
I this is another one where I'm just like, I
don't know, like you know how like sometimes you lean
towards one person or the other. I am like not
liking either of them, you know what I mean? Because
again he's another one. He's like, I'm just going out
and you know, I feel like her her questioning of it.
(26:51):
I mean, I get I'm not being articulate here, Like
I get why she's like tissed off, right, Like you
know what I mean, Like you you only are coming
to the truth because you got fucking caught and your
family member threw you into the class. That's bad, like
you know what I mean. But at the same time,
I would be like, oh for her, like for her too,
(27:13):
you know what I mean? But yeah, he he's another one.
I'm like, do you want to be married? You're never around?
Like you're not around? That is this is called a
booty call. This is not a marriage. You know, you
have to be there to be in a marriage. If
you want a booty call, Like, go on a different show. Ye,
put a different show, right, Like and I don't like
(27:33):
the fact that and again maybe this is the lesbian talking. Sorry,
I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
The men are very like, oh, that we should do
in a marriage, Like, you know what I mean, you're grown,
you're a grown person, Like, oh, we can't go out.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
I guess that's I guess that's true with the other
girl too. I don't know. I just I don't like
either of them though, because part of me is kind
of like girl. I wouldn't be around to either, Like
I don't know anyway, I don't think I like anybody
on this show. I'm just like, what, I'm not sure
this is what happens?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Was married at first sight? We like them in the beginning,
and then by the end we just wanted to end
and when we hate them all.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, I will say I definitely am very much in
the same photos you to Lauren where it's like I
watch it and I'm like, is this what most marriages are? Like? Like,
do I have a really healthy marriage?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Or am I?
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Like? Am I lucky? Am I like? Is this how
most people are? Because this is like some of the
things that they talk about. I'm like, you guys are
so like, you should not be getting married. You don't
have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You are lucky because Jonesy is a dream. It's true,
It's great, okay, but yeah, I mean jeez, I mean
these are not the most functional marriages in the world.
Because of the name of the show, I know, it.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Would be a boring podcast. I guess if they were,
you know.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, finally there's some trauma here. But Tiffany, so he
made up the name. Do you guys think it's made up?
I mean, again, why of course it is what he
made up, the whole thing about it being about food
and then deleted, Like he's doing it again. I deleted
the contact. There's no whatever.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I mean, because he could have at least come
up with somebody who's actually in his phone and could
have said, oh, yeah, it was so and so you know,
here's her contact.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
And you know, maybe she's not that invested. Michelle, right,
that's who we're talking about here. But I mean, at
a certain point, you just want to know, like you
know what I mean, Like he just he hung himself
by his own bitard. So we have to like figure
out get to the bottom of it, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
And I know a lot of people are like, well,
why does she even care because she doesn't really want
to be with him in the first place, And I'm like,
it doesn't have anything to do with that anymore. It
has to do with the fact she's got a feeling,
she knows and he's not telling the truth, and she's
got to get to the bottom of it. I get
it because this is the same thing that happened with
me and our two two comedian friends that started dating,
(30:09):
and I knew that something was going on between them,
and I was like, something is going on between it,
And when I confronted her, she fucking lied to my face,
and I'm like, no, there's something going on between you two,
and I had to prove it. Not that I cared.
I didn't care that they were dating, but I just
I was like, no, you're not gonna treat me like
I'm stupid. I know something's going on between the detective.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
You're a detective. Now you're on a mission.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Nos.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Yes, I that's a whole other podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
But hey, oh he was taking pictures like the paparazzi
and everything I.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Did, but I took pictures of them kissing. Oh yeah, yeah,
and some are lied to me.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Call it a boundary.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Have you talked to somebody about this, because that's.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Yeah, here's the line.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Jamie and you were like, it was just the fact
that I knew something was going on, and she lied
to me, and instead of just saying yes, don't tell anybody,
which I would have been absolutely okay with, she lied
to me and tried to play play like I was stupid.
I'm like, no, Jamie is.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Gonna get to the bottom of it. To Jamie's face,
Jamie doesn't like to be lied to.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
And then by the time she did come clean, she's like,
don't tell anybody. Well, it's too late. I've already told everybody.
I knew.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I knew he sold those paparazzi pics to us Weekly,
So I get.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I'm just saying I get why. Michelle is like, no,
that's not think that's the real answer.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Oh, you just don't like being lied to, especially in
that kind of context. Right, It's like it's like, okay,
and it's just such a bad liar.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, I was just say it's dumb. And he also
makes it like he's a victim, so I get that too,
like that you've grown.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
That was my favorite part is he she's like, why
don't like, what's the full story? I don't trust you,
And he's like, well, that's on you for not trusting me,
Like that's on you, that's on you, And she's like, no,
it's not. You literally have lied to me this whole time, Like,
don't tell me that it's on me for not trusting you. Yeah,
so stupid, And I love watching it because it's such
a trick.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
It's so bad malarkey me.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I also should not have laughed as hard as I did.
But like when they were in the middle of the
argument and he's like, well, I've been wanting to like
back out of this for a while, and she's like them,
back out of it, go be with Tiffany. I don't
care because she's like, then go be with Tiffany, Like.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
She just ye, Tiffany, come on, let's see her producer.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah she's from Canada.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Producers were not buying it, like they were like, hey
what but and they're like I love when they start
to get involved because they're like, this is crazy, right.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
They're like, for editing purposes, we don't know how to
tell this story because it makes no sense. Can you
explain it? And then when she just like pushes past
them and like gets into the elevator, I think loved it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Anything else about Michelle and David.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I just want to spin off of Michelle and m
M because they had their little catch up lunch. Oh
I know, yeah, yeah, and Louise, but like Michelle and
m M.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
And I will say, I'll give this to Michelle. At
least she was like saying, I'm gonna like have to
say something to Madison. She's like, but she did give
her the benefit of the doubt, saying I have no
there's absolutely no basis in this it's just a feeling
that I have. But I think anyone that's been cheated
on knows that feeling right, and it doesn't you know,
you have to kind of trust it.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
And if you saw the previews, she did not like
the answer the way that man is a answer when
she said when she asked her, she's like, she's a.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Woman on a mission.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Let me tell you, yeah she is, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
next week should be really good. Okay, all right, so
are we done with Michelle and David? Okay, so let's
do m MN e KG and let's you know, we
can we can talk about the retreat at the same time.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Because so Lauren, I think that was the most ridiculous
thing I've seen on television. That was like ever like
him coming with the page and it was like the
one page of the divorce and I'm sorry. I love
the fact that she stuck it to him. She stuck it,
she held his feet to the fire. I like her.
(34:58):
She's actually she is one that I do like. She
makes sense, she's logical anything that their arguments, their arguments.
I was like, she's just expressing herself, like you know
what I mean, Like she's just talking and what kind
of like, are you like that childish or that I
don't know, like you bring one piece of paper and
(35:20):
be like sign it. She's like no, he's like sign it.
It was like to me, Sky, this is the part
that I laughed out loud. I'm like, I can't even
believe that he would think that that was okay, you
know what I mean? And the fact that he just
jetted every she was like, I don't want to talk
to you. I'm like, are you fine? Are you five
years old? And you're just gonna take your It reminded
me of South Park.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, you guys, I'm.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Going home, Like that's reminding of I was like, eh,
do you know, like shirting your feelings, taking your ball
and you're going home?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
My god, did you hear and did you hear no
what he said? When they may have been allan or
somebody that invited into No, I'm not going to sit
at the table because I'm allergic to shellfish, Like what.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
How allergic are you?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Always has an houry like he always has like a
complaint about everything, like with where he's like, oh, like
Alan being all sweet, like I've made tacos for the
entire group of strangers that I've only met twice. Well,
I'm allergic to shellfish. How do you know there's shellfish
on them? Number one? And then he was with doctor
(36:23):
Pia and she's like, what are you doing? You're not
going to say hi to your wife? And he's like,
I'm just sitting down. I'm just sitting down. I was like,
everything is a fight with this man. So stupid. He
is a fucking man. Baby.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
How is it that he has applied twice to be
on this show and doesn't seem to understand how it
works unless he's a producer plant. Yeah, he applied in Houston,
Lauren like, and he didn't get picked, so they picked
him for Chicago. It's weird.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, wow, producer Like you can't can't because the next
season I think is in Houston or somewhere Texas. And
I want them to be like it didn't work out
with mm so throwing back in I'm back for another chance.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Oh my god, that would be so amazing if they
did that.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
That would be the as of this television show.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yes, yeah, because he's an ask how does somebody show
up with one page of a document like was it
just even like did it even have their names in it,
Do you know what I mean? Like I want to know.
I have so many questions. I'm like, did the producers
put him up to it? Did he say I'm going
to come with one page of a document? He drove
all that way for one page? No, but didn't even
(37:42):
have their names on it? Was it just like did
you just print up? Like did you just google search
divorce document and then like template and just print one
page and then just bring it? Like what is exactly
the what's happening here?
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Did he go to go ahead?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I was just I was just saying I could see
him doing that, like googling divorce legal paperwork and it
has like sample written across it.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Yeah, that's amazing. I could see him like not having
enough money to buy paper, so he only had one
piece of paper. So it's like this is I went
to Kinko's and I can afford it only ten cents,
but I'm gonna dry.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I mean, someone had to know that was the intention,
like there, they had to put that scene in, do
you know what I mean? So I mean, yeah, I
don't know what that was all about.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
And so if it didn't even make sense because if
he brought divorce papers and want her design. You would
bring the signature page right, Well, actually you would bring
all of the papers. But what I'm saying is he
didn't want her to see the other pages, which either
like you are all saying that, you know, he can
only afford one piece of paper whatever, or he has
(38:51):
some some shit in there that he doesn't want MM
to see, like she's like he would she would have
to pay him some alimony or something that would be
on pages too.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
First of all, I mean, you and I have been divorced, Jamie.
I don't know about you, Lauren, but like that's not
how divorce works. You don't just print up a page
and serve it to somebody at a dinner like I
know that that's how it happens in like story world,
like story time. Oh I'm serving with divorce, that's really
you have to do it together, like you know. I mean,
(39:23):
if you didn't sign a prenup or they I don't
know what they did, you know what I mean, I
don't know what the legal stuff is, but you've got
to like work at your lawyers have to collaborate on
the deal. It's a fucking legal document. Well together, well,
you I mean, you could sit by side by side
and do it, do you know what I mean? But
(39:43):
you if you don't have attorneys, you have to have
a mediator or you have to sit there and collaborate
on it together.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
No you don't.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
No, No, because everything that I put in because I
did all the I did all the paperwork, I filed
it in a anything like that, and I got everything
that I asked for because she never showed up to negotiate.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
A different situation though these people are together, do you
know what I mean? Like, she's right there. It's not
like she's abandoning the relationship. She's actually still in the relationship.
And I you know, yes, you can serve someone, you
can file for divorce, but you don't just go and
here's the paperwork, sign it. It's just not how it works.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
No, no, because she has to be served.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah. Yeah, he wasn't serving her.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
He was like, he couldn't do it anyway. Yeah, you're
not allowed to do it yourself. You have somebody else
has to serve the person.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah, me, you're right, like, like there's something in those
other pages because he doubled down on signing it.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
She was like, because if it was like any rational
human being that has actually been on this planet for
thirty years when she said where's the signature page would
back off, and he didn't. He kept doubling down on it,
and it's like is there? I don't know? Is like
(41:06):
is your brain connecting today? Like that isn't That's not
the way it goes.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
It seemed like he was put up by a producer
or something like a like it was supposed to be
a stunt or dramatic, but maybe he is a producer
because even on after party he didn't like, he didn't
say the producers put me up to you know, normally
I would say that that would be his emo or
be like, well, you know, but he didn't.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
You probably can't say that.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Yeah, you're probably right.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
My guess, because she even kind of hinted at this.
She's like, he likes to get a rise out of me,
because she's like when we did the Doctor Piatak, he
came in all hot and heavy. Then he's like, do
you want to go play some games? And she's like can.
We had a good time. So thinking about it, I
could totally see producers being like, here's a page of
a document, go make good TV go do.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well he doesn't want to be married,
that's for sure, So that's plausible.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
What was she supposed to sign like a sample page
just at the bottom, just for TV purposes?
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I am hereby declare.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
It was so weird. If I had been her, I
would have I would have signed it, but I would
signed it like bugs bunny or something like a picture
of a cat, because it doesn't make sense that you
would bring a page that's not the signature bait too.
I was supposed to randomly sign on some baite that
doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Like a doodle I like that somewhere, like just to draw.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Like a Calvin pissing on a you know something I don't.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
Know, be like I'm here's my strolling?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
It's so bizarre, so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
It's very weird. It's very weird, and it made for
kind of a weird couple's retreat because they're all going,
what is what's happening? Didn't what? Then?
Speaker 2 (42:55):
The other weird part of the couple's retreat was Madison
getting up the table. Yes, I did not understand. What
was so triggering about that? Did you guys understand? Because
she just said, I mean, unless she had, unless she
has more you know, involvement than she's letting on. Like
all all Michelle did was say, well, your husband is
(43:19):
not going outside the marriage, and then that seemed to
really get her upset.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Yeah, she was trying to claim she's like, well, like
she makes it seem like that she's just there to
like have fun and hang out, like doesn't want it
to be a serious thing. But I'm like a TV show,
like it's not just otherwise you're all going to be
the Camille and Thomas at the season where like they're
gonna be like and then the couples went to a
retreat and ate caked and braided each other's hair and
(43:46):
had a pitow fight.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
R got million dollars in subscribers or whatever.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Yeah, I don't know where. How far away were they going, Jamie?
Could you figure out where they were going?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Northbrook?
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Northbrook? Okay? Yeah, how far away is that of a drive?
Speaker 1 (44:04):
It depends on traffic, but you know, straight up ninety
four like an hour. Northbrook is near Deerfield. It's like
right next door to Deerfield. So yeah, I mean probably
forty actually Northbrook because Northbrook is literally right off of
ninety four, So Deerfield is further west, but Northbrook is
right off in ninety four. It really only takes probably,
(44:25):
you know, maybe thirty minutes, okay, unless there's traffic. Then
you're talking like forty five. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Hylan Thomas showing up after the sun has set. Yeah,
it's like after we had some issues.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
What well.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, so I guess the only thing that I could
think of, why, if she's completely innocent, Madison would have
that reaction is did it seem like that Alan and
Madison were being targeted unfairly by Michelle. I don't, No,
it didn't seem like it seemed like she was just yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
I was edited though, it was hard to tell what
was going on there, well.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Because like in the edit, all she does is she's like,
you know, have you guys kissed? And they're like not really,
and she's like okay, but you're like not going out
with other people.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
And then it was like and she said it about Alan,
not about Madison, right, but then Madison just like got
all happy about it. Yeah, okay, interesting. Yeah, I know
everyone was pretty silent and all that they were just
kind of watching.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Harley knew. I would as like as the Catchi's like
starving out and they just cut to Carl and Want,
who are just both sitting there like eating the tacos
and just like watching. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
I know, Oh my god, I love it too. It's
so great. I can't wait till next episode the truth
comes out.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yeah, kudos to the editors, because yeah, I want to Yeah, listen,
I want to watch next episode. And I haven't seen
the whole semon, so I'm.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
Oh, yeah, I know they hook it and good, don't they? Yes, yes, yeah,
let's hope it really it really is what it says.
It is not a red herring.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, let's hope not, because that would be them.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I also love when Michelle was like, David wants to
go next, Yeah, don't you, David, And he was like, oh,
I will say this about David. I'm gonna give him,
like some props for walking into that situation. I mean,
that is a tense one to walk and you know
(46:34):
that you are in for it, and he still had
a good attitude about it and walked right into the
lions Den and I was like, David, I mean, hats
off to you, buddy. This is gonna be you know
what's gonna happen. And he was like he even said
in his little testimony and was like, yeah, I mean
it's gonna go down. He's like, but it's still early yet,
you know, not everyone's had a second drink, so he
(46:58):
knew it was coming.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, that's tough. That's a tough thing to walk into
when you know that you're gonna be just fully like,
you know, busted in front of a whole group of people.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yep, yeah, yeah, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
I was gonna say, but if you don't pick your
you did anything wrong, and you copped up to it
and everybody else's problem, then maybe you can't. Maybe you
can be like, yeah, I did my part. I said,
I'm sorry, done right.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Like a k But he knew, he knew, he knew. Yeah,
But I was like, I feel that feeling like for you, buddy,
that's that's a tough one. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yeah yeah, Okay, anything else about what are we talking about?
Oh MMn KG or the retreat SKYL or anything anything else? Okay?
All right, great, So now's the time, uh where we
get our guest predictions about these cup holes. Since this
is Lauren's first time ever watching Mardi First Sight. I'll
(47:58):
just give you a little breakdown. So these couples met
for the very first time at the altar and they
got married. They have eight weeks to decide whether or
not they're gonna stay married or get a divorce. And
at the end of the eight weeks, they go in
front of the experts that originally match them and say
either yes, I want to stay married or no, I
want to get a divorced, And if one says yes
(48:19):
and the other says no, they get a divorce. So
with that being said, do you think that Carla and
Juan will say yes or no on decision day?
Speaker 3 (48:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Okay, Camille and Thomas.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
I say yes because again I don't remember who they are,
so that means they were. They flew under the radar, right,
There wasn't anything about.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
It, but right, yeah, Madison and Allen, Michelle and David,
Okay and m and Kchi.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
I wish I had another hand, but.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
All right, well, Lauren, I have to ask you the
most important question now of the show is will you
continue to watch Married at First Sight?
Speaker 4 (49:09):
First of all, I hate you guys for making me
do this, because yes, I am gonna watch the episode
and I might even loop my wife in because again
because I get fascinated psychologically, like the way you're showing
up on camera is does not serve your girl, like
(49:31):
you do not understand what you show up as because
they think they're all gonna get famous and shit, and
I'm like, it's a great actor study. Actually bring it
into your characters anyway. So the answer is I hate
you and yes, fantastic, I love it.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
The other one you guys, yes, love it, love it,
love it.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
That's great, I love it excellent. Well, and you know
what if if you keep watching with your wife and
we have another episode where we need somebody who's been
watching it, like the reunion episodes, we usually don't do
that to somebody who has been watching. You can come
back on talk about it.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
I'll talk about it.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
I love reunion episodes.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Oh yeah, you sure this is gonna be a good
one too, I know it. Okay, great, Well that's the
end of our show. Thank you?
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Is the end of our show.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Do you have just some things to plug?
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (50:39):
Oh okay, yeah. If you guys are in the Pasadena area,
I am doing a show that I do monthly with
a group of Italians. It's called Bob Comics. Oh yes,
it's a lot of it's a lot of Italian and Irish.
We're all Italian and Irish for some reason. I don't
know why, but yeah, at the ice House the fifteenth,
(51:01):
so after Valentine's Day, because you're really like, you're like,
that's too much time with my significant that you should
be on the show. That's the next thing I got
coming up.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Congrats, all right, anyone else?
Speaker 1 (51:17):
I have nothing?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
I love you like looked up the square kind of
like Brady, but looked up at me. Oh yeah, at least.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Because I was actually looking for Skyler.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
I have nothing, Skyler. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Skyler? You have something?
Speaker 4 (51:36):
Do I don't you?
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
The Yeah, don't you have the Uh what's.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
It called rock hard Tits? Are you working on the yes?
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Rock hard Tit?
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:45):
I talk about it every week once.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Yeah, well that's the point.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
Rock card Tits. February twenty first come watch Burless and
rock Music. Be there. My husband will be there. We'll
be up in a sound booth making out and making love.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
I love it, but I mean we'll be there, and
I feel like I had something else. But I don't know.
I have stuff.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Let me see if you have something else. I'll try
to remember. In the meantime, I am teaching a stand
up comedy class in March Thursday nights in March at
Anthony Mindel's after Workshop. People don't have to have any
experience to do it. It's going to be really fun.
Maybe even get them on an actual show. There's some
(52:39):
planning in the works. Yeah, I know. It's called stand
Up Comedy Crash course. For anyone who has would like
to try stand up and has not, or people who
are already stand up comedians. It'll work for anybody.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
And there's an early world birds scale going on right
now for the next few days.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Nice, all right, well, thank you Lauren Capudo, our guests. Yes,
so much fun.
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