March 12, 2025 • 59 mins
Sommer, Schuyler and Jamie talk about Season 18 Episode 18 of Married At First Sight
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Welcome to madd and Finally Single. I'm Jamie Black, and.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm Summer Austin.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm Skyler Fast Jokes, and this is a meretivers I
fan podcast where we invite a guest on who's never
watched an episode. Hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of
Madden Finally Single. Uh, as you know the season is
over basically, I mean we just have the reunion episodes,
(00:30):
so we don't have any guests, but but we are avatars.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Any clippy poll for social media, it's gonna be so
cute because of our avatars.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I should think it's more often I hate showing up
as myself.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I mean, we love you, so.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm still me.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You are still you, and I'm still a kiddy cat.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's cute. And and Skyler's.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Got your tongue out as the cow. The cow goes out.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So cute.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You guys were acting like we just discovered zoom.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I just love the fact that people are going to
listen to this and have no idea what the right.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, none, none whatsoever, But we can tell them I'm
my cat. Avatar is a kiddy cat in a hoodie.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yes, mine's a fox and a hoodie and I'm a
cow in a hoodie, but it's really more of a
T shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It looks like a crew neck.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, they lied about the hoodie.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That's the best for you. I love the cow. It's
very Midwestern, have you?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh yeah it is. It is very much Okay, So
are we going to talk about this episode?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, let's talk about it.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah. I mean, I guess, you know, because they're they're
the only couples that are together, are Thomas and Camille.
So I guess we just do like we did the
other day. We just do how they went in the
order that they did it in the episode.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Mad and David are together too.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh yes, yes, that couple. Well, yeah, we will absolutely.
I'm the only one for those two. I'm not so anyway.
So anyway, so the first the first thing that was
the Michelle Madison showdown.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
The fact that she also then made fun of Carla
as she was walking out. I was like, not cool, Nope,
I was like, all respect for you at this point.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Not cool man.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, but I do awesome. I want to know the
same question, why does Michelle care so much? Still? Why
do you care? I just don't know. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You're not Ontie Michelle anymore. She is she never was
herself Jamie.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
She said it wasn't about what she would she felt.
It was about the friendship more than anything. I means,
put her back on the friendship.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Really that yes, that I understand that, I get. I
don't disagree with her being upset about that, but the whole,
just the whole David thing. She didn't like him. She
wasn't gonna say yes on decision day.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I get it, but still, like she's like, still nobody
likes to be lied to for multiple weeks.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I mean, you know, well.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That too, I also agree with that, but now it's over,
So why are you still upset?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I think it's because, like I mean, so somebody on
Survivor talked about this where they were like, it's really
hard after you get off the show because you like,
she's like my friends. I had like I had to
remind myself that, like I was no longer on the
show and that I could trust people because she's like
her friends would be like, oh, well, we're gonna go
down to this bar. We'll meet up with you in
five minutes. Like it's you know, when you leave the bar,
(04:09):
it's down to the right and you just you know,
walk five minutes and she was like, are they actually
going there or are they trying to like mislead me
so they can go without me? And she's like, oh wait,
that's right, Like I'm not on Survivor. These are my
actual friends whoa interesting. So I think in that aspect,
it's like, even though she wasn't gonna stick with David obviously,
(04:30):
it still is like, oh, now I'm going to have
trust issues because this person that I thought I could
trust was just lying to my face the entire time.
And like, I think it also goes back to life
and by that you.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Mean David or Madison or both of.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Them really both, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Probably also I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Production to a degree, right, unless production really didn't know
about it.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
There's no way they couldn't have known about it.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
No, Production definitely knew.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Of course I did.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
And I think they're probably also aching her on, Like
you should also mention this to Madison because we love
to see women fight, because if you notice, like, yeah,
there's been some issues between her and Alan, but it's
definitely more so Alan being like, you know, I don't
need an apology, Like I don't need the closure, like
I have my closure, I'm good. And then that's kind
(05:22):
of it. Whereas, like you know, we love to see
two women fight. We like to put women against each other.
So I'm sure that there isn't true.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I just really like to see a disinterested cow talk
about two women fighting.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh man, well you know the Survivor. It's funny the
Survivor thing that you brought up, the Survivor thing, because
I always find it interesting when people on Survivor are
pissed off that somebody lied to them. And I'm like, well,
the entire it's a game, for one thing, and the
second thing, the whole point of Survivor is to outwit,
(06:01):
out play and out last.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well that's true, but this is not a game really.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
No, I know, but I'm just I'm what I'm saying
is that it surprises me how pissed off people get
on Survivor when they've been lied to. And I'm like, well, yeah,
because it's a game. Yeah, and I get I understand
completely why Michelle is upset about being lied to. I'm
not that's not.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
That's his girlfriend, I think is the real thing. And
it yeah, and I mean okay, and like okay, Madison,
just like, it's so gross that Madison's wanting to get
into a fight over David.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I'm sorry, well, I mean yeah, and the whole test
he got his tattoo covered up.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Oh god, this entire episode I literally wrote down so
many times like spew bar.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Exactly, barf. I was like, I've never really felt barf
emoji more and this right, I feel like I should
change my avatar to bar from oji.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Oh do that? I love when they like flashed back
to them at the gym on the honeymoon and she's like, oh,
that'd be a really cute date and was like, and
I actually did it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I was like, they didn't.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah, the thing says classy, like having an early date
of a tattoo, removal of an X.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's well, tattoo cover up, that's forever.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
He got it covered up with her name.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The conversation that they were having while he was getting
that tattoo covered up, Oh god. He likes public sex
and Madison has had sex on a Ferris wheel.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yep, it's so gross. Like I was like, oh, I can't.
And then oh, there was a really phony like exchange
where she was like and then you planted a kiss
on me? Was that like right?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And then he goes, did you like my kiss? You?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And I swear to God, David, I'm honest with you.
His laughter it just cracks me up. It sounds devious
and stupid.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Oh that's funny coming from a cat's mouth, right.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Uh. The the fox there is looking a little skeptical about.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
The The fox doesn't have a lot of facial expressions.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I'm giving her some side eye though. Oh my god.
And that the tattoo parlor, by the way, is in Displaines.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh really, they went all the way up to the planes.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
They did.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Well, he lives eight thousand miles of the suburbs.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, that must be they.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But I think he lives in a south suburb and
Displains is a northern suburb.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Maybe that was the only tattoo parlor they could get
to film in. I don't know, could or maybe that's
his normal tattoo artists. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I know that could be too.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, or maybe it was just productions, like we're not
paying for this ship and so it was the cheapest one.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, that's probably it.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, or that yeah, that works.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah. I think it would be pretty easy to find
a tattoo parlor that would want to be featured on
the National show. Oh yeah, so huh. And they're just
talking about sex in front of.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
This guy, the spy, I know, right, the conversations.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Can we talk about the next one that they had
when they were talking about I can almost not say
it without throwing off you guys ice cream.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I literally wrote out and you so long it went
over multiple lines on my page. I really enjoyed my dessert.
If you what is it with that? But you know what,
I you know, credit where it's due. Presumably David eats
(10:40):
pussy and you know, honestly, like I feel like that's respectable.
So like if we have to give him points, I
feel like that that's always a challenge for women from
what I understand, is like, you know, having a guy
go down on them, so like, you know, at least
David's willing to do that.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, really cool seeing that coming out of a cows.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah. Yeah, that conversation was it was too much.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
But then he was like, did you enjoy your dessert?
So obviously, oh god, I don't even want to I
can't even talk about it. So it's like the euphemisms
for Suell intercourse on this show quite disgusting.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
What in the reunion they were like, no, we weren't
talking about sex. We were genuinely talking about desserts.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Right for breakfast in Ben Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Cakes, waffles, syrup delicious. While we're on the ice cream date, though,
can we also talk about how He's like, I know
that we talked about, you know, not wanting to see
other people, and I was like, oh good, I'm glad
that you learned your lesson about not seeing it people
after you saw other people in your last your last man.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
And also did you hear how they were talking. They
were like, well, yeah, not to see other people. And
you know, we want to make sure that we're like
telling each other and communicating, Like if there's something you
don't like, tell me right away. It's like, oh really,
oh really, Madison, you want to be communicated with exactly
in the way you didn't communicate with your previous.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Part, like exactly the opposite of what you did.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah. I was like, oh, they both learned their lessons.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's true, because everyone likes to be to be told
what's actually happening and communicated with like a human being,
as opposed to.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Not mm hmm, yeah, yeah, yeah, so can we go
to uh, well, can we just talk briefly about one
in Carla?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Oh yes, I literally wrote down. I was like, I
feel like they're still friends and that makes me so happy.
And then Carla like, no, I didn't come here for
a friend I came here for a marriage. I was like, oh, well,
gratch that now I'm here.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I mean I didn't like the idea of a potential friendship.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
When you think about it, they've only been on the
show for eight weeks, and does she really need more friends?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I mean, like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I you know, I thought they were going to be
good friends, you know, but she's she has set a boundary.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
She said, a boundary.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I mean, she's got girlfriends, She's got other friends, yeah,
on the show that she's made.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Maybe she didn't spend as much time with them as one.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Maybe she just doesn't want to have to sage yourself
after every uh meet up with Wand.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Like, obviously, in my like fairy tale world, I would
love it if they're like, well, even though I marriage
didn't work out, we're still friends. But like, realistically, I mean,
I guess if you're in a marriage and you know,
even if it's for the show and it doesn't work out.
I mean, I guess I can see where she's coming from. Where,
like we could have been friends if we weren't married first.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean even it's tough, like even
for eight weeks, but they are spending like all this
time together, and presumably they all do expect a marriage,
because that's why they're on the show.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Like, I feel like it's better.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Well, let me ask you, uh, cow and cat? Do
you my with my last big breakup, I had to
do like thirty days no contact.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Have you ever done that?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh? Well, I had to because of a restraining order.
But yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Funny coming from a cat smell ste Yes, Skyler.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Well, first off, I want to know more about that.
You can't help because I don't get an animated coffee mug.
But I'm sipping my coffee right now as I ask
this question. Tell me more about that restraining order.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I'm sipping my coffee out of a cat's coffee mug.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Oh me too, But you can't see it either.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Mine mine is Bambi's head. But no, you don't have
a contract with Disney, so you can't show that anyway. Yeah,
I feel like my last big breakup that I can
remember because you know, for me, it was like a
lot of like, oh, we're dating, but like it didn't
(15:27):
really go too far, you know. It was just kind
of like we were, you know, maybe dating or went
on a couple of dates and then that was it.
So I feel like my last big breakup that I had,
I didn't do thirty days no contact from them because
we shared an apartment in college.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, yeah, well that that's why the restraining order.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
It wasn't on you, right, it was no, it.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Was on me. It was no my my wife wanted
me out of the apartment, so she took out a
restraining order, so I had to leave.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh my god, Jamie, you've been through it. Yeah, Oh
my god, that's rough. I'm so sorry. Well, but I
will say so I was I had. In addition to
my love for married at first sight, I also really
enjoy listening to relationship podcast like just regular relationship podcasts
(16:23):
and watching relationship YouTube stuff. And one of the things was,
you know, the best way to get over someone is
thirty days no contact.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Are you talking, Skyler?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Why?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
How's mouth moving?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Oh? I'm just sorry, I'm.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Being like I'm getting made fun of by.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
A cow to I was like, I'm listening, but I'm
also like, what does this thing pick up? So that
I was just trying to mimic you and I I.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Thought you were mocking me literally like yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
I was, but not not seriously, I know, coming from
a cow where I'm like, anyway, oh we.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Should, oh, we should all have our voices for animal. Yeah,
anyway you were saying, mine would be like, oh, oh yeah,
I think mine za. I think mine's a was canson.
I don't know why. I just feel like the facts
needs to be like Northern US.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Hey guys, listen, uh, this would be my voice as
the cat. Can we yeah? Can we just can we
just kind of talk about some things like really softly,
just quietly? Can we do that?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Mine's like, I don't know, and he's like, yo, you
want to suck my dick?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
The cow is just like such a wild card, like
cow is just like throwing like just you know, just
dropping my mic drops off here in there and like
saying shocking things.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Anyway, you were saying Skylar about thirty.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Days, Well, what I was saying before I was so
rudely mocked by the cow is that I'm just kidding?
Is that they say that the best way to get
over someone is thirty days no contact, like truly, just
cut yourself off. Even though it's really hard, It's going
to be easy here in the long run if you
just like no social media, no texting, no calling.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
No, it actually works.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Sorry, I'm not laughing at you. But like Jamie Baby's
cat is like his mouth is passing out. So I
was like, wait, now is he making fun of me?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, I'm not even my mouth is. I'm not moving
my mouth. I don't know why my cat's mouth is moving.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
It was like, but like ever so sad anyway, No, sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is Oh thank goodness, we
don't have a guest. No. I think that that's that
makes sense and I feel like that that's healthy.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, so I mean that's why I think it's good
that well, she said that she's like, I don't really
want to be friends, and then like, and Alan is
still sticking to his boundaries.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, if we want to.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh, I gotta say one.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
More thing about Carl and Wan. Oh my god, it
was hysterical that when they were like talking about being
like friends and stuff like Jan was like Carl was like, no,
I don't want to be friends.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I don't need a friend. And he's like, well, I
thought we could see each other quarterly or by quarterly, Right,
what the fuck? Quarterly or by quarterly?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh my god, I know that was crazy. I'm like
about business.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Isn't he just business? Business? Business?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
I missed that part.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh, why you know?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Maybe he could hire her for flight mat.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, he should. She'd be a great representative.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I feel like I feel like she could be a
really employee.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Do you know that? Okay, so I do you know that?
There is a fake flight set in Los Angeles that
does fake PanAm flights and they dress a dress up
retro like and serve people and it's like a really
expensive experience in here in LA. I feel like he
should dress up Carla and like a really cool, like
(20:24):
old fashioned airline stewardess costume, and she should be the
face of it because she's so cute.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Wait, you so you don't actually fly anywhere?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Well no, but they do actually, so I learned about
this from someone who has this job. Sometimes they do
hire them for private flights to wear their costume and
go and serve on but it's like it's like a
stimulated experience in LA. I have no idea. I've never
heard of this.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
It's very expensive too, That's why I haven't heard of it.
I just had to meet somebody who dresses up like
one of these flight attendants. I hope this isn't like
secretive information that I'm.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Saying, and it's so it's just but it's popular enough
that it stays in business.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yes, oh, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Okay, I'm so curious. We should honestly do that, but
we should do it for like Spirit Airlines.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yes, yes, yes totally, but I could. I could just
see her in like a really cool retro like outfit
and like the I'm seeing the commercial, I'm going to
pitch it to them.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well, if you're listening, flight man can pitch it to him. Well,
I mean, never mind.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Anyway, I thought you were going to say, when Carla
is like, the right magic wand will come along eventually.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
She said the right magic wand m hmm.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Magic wand because when they were when they were on
their honeymoon, and she's like, I need a good magic
wine like people.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Oh the Magic Wind, Yes, I remember now.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I was like, uh, I love a good throwback totally.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
To call back that one. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you notice. So does
one work for Chicago Fabrications? Because he had a jacket
on that had his name on it.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
What's Chicago Fabrications? Jamie?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
They make like display stands. What do you mean? You know,
like those display stands that you see in in stores
and everything that display goods, you know, the the they
make those things.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Well, he has like five million jobs, so why wouldn't
he also work there?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well, I guess so, I.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Don't know unless he just I don't know, I'd be
shocked that he doesn't have a display stand. If he's
using like he's using a home depot like Dolly as
his TV stand, why wouldn't he have a real stand then?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Well, it's true. That's a good point. I don't know,
because disco you just like the way it looked, remember, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
True point of view. Yeah I did not. I did
not know what that was. I didn't even catch it.
Way way to go, good catch, Jamie.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, Well I'm you know, I'm always trying to find
these little These little things are, you know, these little
Chicago things. But I'm not sure which we should talk
about next. If we talk about Carl and Michelle going
to the La Pharmacy, I've been to that bar many times.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Oh really, where's it at?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, it's at the corner of Sheridan and brin Mar Oh. Yeah,
when I was doing shows with Uh, oh shit, what
hell is the name of the theater company? Why can't
I think of the name of the theater?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Huh Emerald City No, No, no, no, damn it.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Terry Terry McCabe. Is that used to be the artistic director?
Not City Lit? City Lit Lit?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Oh right, okay, so I'm thinking a different intersection.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Sorry, yeah, no, City Lit is in that church on
Brent Marr And we used to go to that bar,
La Pharmacy that that Carl and Michelle y was a
good theater. Well it still is, I mean still in
its Yeah, it's still it's still in business. Is the
cow in the pastor now?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yes? I got hungry?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I was gonna say about Michelle and Carlo's little d
Not to totally switch gears here, but we were talking
earlier about them talking about sex at the tattoo parlor,
but just car Let's straight up looking at the waiter
being like, by the way, my marriage is never conimated.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Oh that was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Hilarious.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
He's like, oh, congratulations, And then Michelle neither was mine.
I love it that they're just like fuck everything.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
That was so funny. Oh my god, you guys. I
was gonna say, though, like, there's another couple in there
we forgot about.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Oh, Thomas and yeah, Thomas and Camille. No oh oh no,
we haven't gotten there yet. You're talking about mm yeah
and Brett. Oh no, we haven't gotten there yet.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
I had Camille and Thomas before Michelle and Carla.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Camille and Thomas were before carl and Michelle.
But I mean all they they're moved in together.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I thought it was cute. I'm happy that they figured
that out, and I'm happy that Camille was asking the
important questions like where do I park? Do we have
a parking space? I was like, oh, she make it
in Los Angeles. That's the number one question you got to.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Ask, right, I'm trying to figure out where where they're
living now, though I don't know. There were no clues
for me, No, idea.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, it didn't look like it had windows. Enough of
that helps, but that's all I thought about. I was like, oh,
this feels like sad to me, but it's their home
and that's great. And then they had talked earlier in
the episode about like, well, you only have one bathroom,
so how are we going to figure that out? And
(26:34):
like towards the end, when she's like, Okay, well I'll
be right back, I'm going to go to the bathroom,
and like the music stopped. I genuinely thought that we
were just gonna hear like like takeing a poop, and
then Thomas was gonna be like I'm done. But then
she comes back and she's like, here's my sexy lingerie.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I was like, oh, yeah, they're cute. I really liked.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I did like how the others crafted like the last moment,
like it was about it was like their story, like they're.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
The ones that won. I was kind of like, oh
mm hmm, yeah, you I liked that. I mean, they
might have been boring throughout, but that's because they were
They're like the only two that really were going to
make it.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yeah, yeah, I love that last moment.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I almost cried.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
They did consummate their marriage.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, they tried.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I just want to say that. I clocked that earlier on.
I was like, they're the most boring couples, so they're
could be the ones that make it. Yep. Yeah, it
was cute because I think he even said, like at
his birthday party, he's like, I don't know, I don't
need any more drama, but we'll get to that in
a minute.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Oh yeah, well I suppose we could go, yeah, do
we do? We want to say anything about Madison and
her dad.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
He was the most bothered to me because at one
point she's like, well I met this boy from another
marriage and I caught feelings and he goes, uh oh.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Right.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I was like, this man did not sign up to
be on this show. He does not want to have
this conversation.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
But he was supportive of her, and I mean he's
also looking at it like I mean, my mom was
also they're like kind of the same.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Well, my mom's older, but she was like they've only
even on the show for eight weeks. Like when she
was you know, it's like, don't beat yourself up.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah yeah, well, and I did like that he was like,
you know, it's not just it wasn't just you, because
like I do feel like in some ways, you know,
a lot of and I don't know if it's editing,
I don't know, but it does feel like it's kind
of like more like beat up on her versus like, well,
(28:54):
David also fucked up too. I feel like everybody focuses
more on her.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I know that's true, maybe because of the whole you know,
women should stick together type thing, and we expect men
to do stuff like that, but we don't necessarily expect
women to do things like that. So yeah, maybe that's
part of why they're being so hard on her.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
But so can I just say I hate the term
catch feelings.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I don't know, I know, I don't. Yeah, I'm like
so young. Yeah, I'm like why they keep saying that
I caught feelings or somebody did you you caught.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Those sounds like a disease, exactly.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
It sounds like you caught a cold.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Oh see, I'm thinking like I threw out the feelings
onto like that from the pictures mound, and I caught
them end up letting them pass.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
They were thrown to you, or you thrown to yourself,
and then you ran back. You were the picture and
the catcher.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
No, somebody else threw them. Then I said no past.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh so yeah, I to I totally feel like it
sounds like a disease or cauld Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Well, to be fair, Summer, you and I are different generations.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
We are, so is Jamie.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Oh yeah, you guys are boomers.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I'm damn.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Just kidding, just kidding, just fall into millennial.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
No, no, you're a millennial.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
I'm a millennial.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, we're both.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, we don't take no ship up.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Gen X is awesome. There's no one cooler than gen X.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
It's true. It is true.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
No comment on that one. I'm just kidding. I'm just
gonna love you both. And even though you guys are
old and gray, I still love you.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So I think we can get to.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Old and gray. I'm a fox, I'm a.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I'd rather I wouldn't want to be AI avatars on
a podcast with anybody else.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Ah, guy, okay, so can we talk now about mmm Brandon?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Oh jesus.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I was like, by the way, Reddit is just going
nuts over this one.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Oh, I'm sure they are. I haven't been on there yet, but.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
You're going to be Reddit? What's Reddit saying? Because I
have my thoughts. I have many thoughts, but.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Saying there's People magazine article where MM says that she
went on a blind date with Brandon and no mention of.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Why, no mention of knowing each other since they.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Were, you know, in grade school. Yeah. Oh, but.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
They're like, which Brandon's story is the true story or
is it all just made up for the show.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
So either we go with what this show said and
that they knew each other since in her words, grammar school,
which I was like, that's a fun throwback term, or
it was like a was it like a blind date
that the show set up? Or was it She's like,
I'm going to go on a date and then the
show's like, can we record it?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
People are just they're so confused.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Well, because my thought I didn't think either of those things.
My thought was, oh, they were maybe talking before she
got on the show, and then she got on the
show and was like, let's see if this works out.
It didn't work out, so then she's like, okay, like
let's you know, continue this.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Well, I be pretty sketch and MM now is raising
some flags for me?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yeah, Well, because she because this is like what like
less than two weeks after decision day, and she's already
engaged again right after going on a date with this man,
and even though they knew each other since, you know,
like middle school.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
It's yeah, it's because I was just like, what the
hell is going? What is happening? This is it's crazy. Now.
I will say this, because they have known each other
for a long time, things do happen more quickly. That
happened with my ex wife and I because we had
known each other for five years before we actually dated.
(33:29):
So then when we started dating, it was a quick
it was a six six month or I'm sorry, three months, no,
six months that we got engaged.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
And then.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
We did, yes, we did. We went on the show.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
It was.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
It was no, no, we went on the show. Five
years later we reconnected and but I mean I had,
I mean I still you know, we'd hooked up a
few times in between that time, so I'd known her
for five years before we started dating, and then things
just moved really quickly because I knew her already, So
(34:09):
it's it's possible, I mean, not this quick. I mean,
this is this is lightning speed.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
But you know, saying people magazine like really twist things around.
So so maybe they didn't know each other, and then
they reconnected on Facebook and they just haven't like talked
for you know.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, I think that what's your what's your cousin's name,
Rayfu or something. I think he set it up.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Did you see them in that Aha restaurant? I call
it the Aha restaurant because it looks like the Aha video. Ye.
I don't know. I couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
So if've seen these before, I mean never in real life,
but because it's like it's all designed to look like,
you know, like a like an ink cartoon, drawling, like
everything looks flat, and I've always wanted to go to one,
and I was like, wow, I would love to be there. Yeah,
that's all.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I just don't know what. I don't know what to
make of it. I mean, I'm going to take her
at her word and then just say that like people
are just confused because of that article they found. But yeah,
I mean they must have known each other.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
I mean it just happened way too fast and not
to have been talking before this, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yeah, that's why I feel like there was something going
on before the show, and then she got on the show.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Tory Lens are all messed up. Everything's all messed up.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah, well it's what is time. It's weird. And then
even like the girls when they were at her place
and he came over and they latched together, Camila and
Carla were like, uh, we see lots of red flags.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, they just loved her own apartment.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Never never, no, but I mean, Summer Jones and I
have both known you for a very long time. And
then I would be like, Okay, well we're gonna leave now,
Summer you want to come come on.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah, but they just but like they literally just got
there and hadn't even finished their drinks.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I mean, obviously production was gonna no one's going no
one's going anywhere. They're coming right back and they're gonna
shoot the scene again probably or you know. And it's
like he's outside the door waiting.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
To knock, you know, like well, and it looked like
that her dog was already out there with him.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
What oh my god.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Oh no, it was messy. But I will say this,
her dog started barking and I was watching him. Eggnog
was curled up on the floor next to me. Eggnog
is my dog. For those of you that don't know,
and he got really confused and upset because he's like,
why is there another dog in our house? And I
was like, no, no, no, no, no, don't worry baby,
it's just on the TV.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
So we're going through that phase currently.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
So do we think that mm And someone is also
saying that after part after party that she looked pregnant,
so so yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
What someone was saying.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Oh so interesting.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
But I mean I'm kind of like, I don't know,
like I'm kind of not that I'm like not that
I like or love EKG now. But he was like Okay,
I mean he's like, see what I mean, right, If
they hadn't thrown that in there, it would have just
(37:30):
given her more credibility, I would say.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
But yeah, I mean that whole thing, the whole thing
was messy, but I love I mean, it was just
it was so awkward. And that was like the one
time where I was not necessarily teamy KG, but where
he's like, hey, I'm branded okay, oh and by the way,
like I'm heer fiance congratulations, which was weird.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
I've never heard anyone still proposing when both people are
still married.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I maybe he's actually divorced. I don't know. Maybe he
actually is divorced.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
But no, I think there's still process. They're still going
through it.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yes, you guys, what are you doing? What are you doing?
You don't have to get married, It's okay, right.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
And I feel like after what you just went through,
you should know that. But I will say I do
love a non traditional wedding ring. I love that. She
was like I like that Emerald one.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I was like me too, girl, Yeah mm hmm that's cool.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
But yeah, it's the whole. I have so many questions. Mm.
If you're listening, call me up. I have questions, so
many answers. Yeah, it's just the whole. Yeah, it's also
just it was weird because when because I mean we
saw in the preview her getting proposed to or like
we knew that like she was going to be engaged.
(38:48):
But in my head I was like, oh, like this
is like months later.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
But I was like, oh this is like says right, yeah,
what is happening?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah? That was weird. And then Auction did you hear how?
They were like, so what's next for you guys?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Do you hear that? Yes? And then he.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I'm like, guys, there's no way you just know.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Like talk about Wowtchen had to set that ship up.
I mean, come on, I mean the fact that and
the fact that that's the way they said it. So
what's next for you? Because you know, because Brandon's kind
of standing there awkwardly until mm walks up and then
he pulls out this ring, he gets on his knee
and I'm like a restaurant, right.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah, And is a cousin still there at this time?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I don't know, because wasn't it the same location that
they had that scene?
Speaker 4 (39:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yes, yeah, I just I don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
I mean, if history has told us anything, because this
conversation that the cousin had with Brandon was almost identical
to the one he had with Eg because it all
came flashing back to me at the wedding. But he's like,
that's a great line, and I think it's just a line.
He basically said the same thing. Yeah, like, oh well
this is gonna end.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Well his man just.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Smooth talking the same what everybody wants to hear. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah yeah all right, yeah, So.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
What have we?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Oh? I just briefly would like to touch upon the
conversation that Want and Alan had because I thought for
sure Alan was going to tell Wan that he had
urges to have sex with him.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yes. Same. I was like, oh my god, is Alan
going to come out right?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
No, he's trying BDS baby is very honest on national television.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Yes, I wrote, I just love how freaky he is,
how he's like, yeah, I've been you know, trying like
leather and and uh you know.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
For five minutes.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
A nice guy.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
And I was like, you know, he's done with that.
Now he wants a wife again. I'm sorry, I just can't.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
So do we think he is the dumb or do
we think he's the sub?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
I think he's the sub. Same Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
The like question though coming from a cow in a field.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Oh, it doesn't move my eyebrows when I raised them
up and down. But like Alan, I think is the
freakiest of them all, because he was also the one
at the retreat where he's like, who would be into
latex player and everybody's like what, oh, yes, yes, So
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
I still think he wants to be submissive.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
So yeah, yeah, me to get my teeth straightened and
whitened and take me out to buy new clothes. That's
my kink.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
I don't think he has the visile line on anymore though. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
No, No, invisial line is sort of when you think
about it, is kind of like a torture device.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Like the whole thing is awful.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
It's awful. Yeah, he's kind of subbing his teeth.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Yeah. Oh, you know somebody out there has a bracest kink.
They're like, yeah, I had so.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Many years of braces. I kind of get it.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Yeah. I So both of my sisters had to get braces.
Both of their teeth are still fucked up to this day.
But I remember when I like was starting to go
through puberty and like I, you know, like my teeth
and everything started moving around because you know, you're getting
older and all that fun stuff. I looked at my
dentist and I was like, I guess I have to ask, like,
(43:11):
do you think I'm gonna need braces? And he just
like looks at me and goes, I don't know, do
you want him? And I was like no, and he's like, Okay,
then I don't think you need him.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah. Same my sister was that why she didn't need.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Him, And at the time I was like great, but
now I'm like, damn, my teeth are fucked I kind of.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Right, because it's just cosmetic for a lot of people, right,
Like mine was a messed up mouth.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Like I had to wear head gear.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Oh my god, did you I did.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I didn't have to wear it to school, but I
had to wear it every night, so like I had to,
Like if it was like a slumber party, I guess
sometimes I would. I don't know. I just it was awful.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
I mean, it's bad enough for your family seeing you
wear that every morning. And I had six years of braces,
six years of.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Braces, beautiful and perfect. I mean, look at her now,
ladies and general.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
And there's so much my retainers. Now I have to
probably do the missiline again.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
You and I summer, we should be like ultimate best
friends and go get braces together. Yes, I'll be like,
They're like, oh, is this your wife. I'll be like, no,
this is my best friend. We both have fucked up teeth.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Well, have you seen the gleamery in your neighborhood? I
wish I had enough money to go there. The what
the gleamery. It's like a very high end, like the
dentist office in West Hollywood and oh yeah good.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Oh no, it's like where you get all of your
fancy fancy teeth things fixed.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
So I'm just gonna send you give me one second.
I'm just going to send you in the chat photo
that comes up when you search for it.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Oh I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Stand by one.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Well, I have questions about what your episode brought to
you by the Gleamery.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
The Gleamery. We should oh you know, I just want
to go back, just really quick too. When Camille and
Carla were at mm's when Brandon came over and Carlo
and after after they left, and Carlo's like, is he
bringing the light? He needs to bring the light. The
light can't just be her. Did you hear her say that?
Speaker 2 (45:43):
The light? My god? I don't know if I'm remembering
this the light.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Oh my god. I hope they paid that person, Tyler.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Why is that?
Speaker 2 (45:57):
I don't know. Just like office, that's not a good.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Well so to the business is new, the business is new,
or the building itself is new, so like that makes sense.
But this photo, I was like, what is happening? And
ouch out summer? This place doesn't look high end. This
looks like a torture.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Yeah, there's just like a dentist chair with like a
curtain behind it.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Like this looks but just kidding, this episode not brought
to you by the gleam rate. You're actually make me
making me look I need to look it up.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Do you think that person knows that that that's the
picture that comes up?
Speaker 2 (46:44):
I don't know, but oh, actually it's not really that expensive. Okay,
I'm wrong.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
I'm always there to get our braces. I'm gonna tell
you that. Okay, for those about visuals, there's a person
that a tent to share just bloody red teeth.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Oh my god, I think they're doing some weird whitening
technique there.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
I wish my teeth could be white. But like, here's
the thing.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
I don't know about you all, but like this is
this is definitely more of a gen X thing. But
like in the nineties or like early two thousands. No,
it was definitely in the nineties. I that was when
crust white strips came out, Like nineties and I over you.
So I was addicted to tanning beds and also whiting
(47:35):
my teeth. Okay, so I looked great, but like I
fucked my like years later. All these things that we
do for beauty when we're like twenty definitely catch up
with you later on in life, like one hundred percent.
So I don't I don't use the white strips now
because I'm like, I don't want to mess my teeth
(47:56):
up anymore because I know they're.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Really bad for you.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Yeah. I was gonna to say, because I use them
for a little bit, and then everybody's like, they're really
because they just like strip away enamel, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Oh oh wow. Do you remember the episode of Friends
when Rossy whitened and they glowed in the dark.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
No, but that's hard. People are always like, your teeth
are so white and so amazing, and I was always like,
thank you so much. And now it's just if I
drink like one cup of coffee, they're like super yellow.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
It's oh damn oh, because you don't have any enamel anymore.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
And also because I'm not using white strips anymore.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
I mean interesting, this episode not brought to you by
the Gleamery or Crest white Strips.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Oh my god, I can't believe we're talking about this.
We get so so nasty when we don't have a guest.
Speaker 5 (48:54):
We just.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
We don't know how to behave when we don't have
a guest.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
And also it's because we're avatars, so I feel like
there's a little freedom in that.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yes, that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Like somebody used my voice to make this cow say
bad thing.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh well, let's let's keep let's keep going because we're
we're coming up.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
On else do we have to talk about?
Speaker 1 (49:20):
You still have to talk about, well, Madison's birthday, David
taking me.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
I mean, I still feel like it's in the same
category as before.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
The category food.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yes, the food.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
The fact that he I was like, oh, what did
his latte art? Not lat what did his espresso martini arts?
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oh? That I was like, are you serious right now?
Speaker 2 (49:53):
How did they even? Oh my god? That was that
is wow? How romantic?
Speaker 4 (49:59):
Right? Remember when I didn't send a text to you,
but I obviously did.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Oh and then literally their dates are so oh my god,
it's like the story of how we.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Met you guys kids, let me tell you how romantic
And just in case you want to see it, it's
all there for everyone to watch for the.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Rest of time.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Nothing like these two are just like the definition of class.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Oh my god, I can't that. But hey, wherever they
went for their for her birthday was nice. It looked
like nice food. Where was it, Jamie, I.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Do oh, now do I know?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Do you I know where they went for Thomas's birthday?
I don't know where they went for Madison's birthday. I
wasn't sure.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Yeah, I think I'm still looking at this picture of
the glamory in the chat.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
I feel like, whatever posts you posted social media, you
need to have this picture that big, sure, or just.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
That's the picture you put up.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Oh my god, cute believe that the picture is so funny.
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
Jumping back to our favorite couple of the season, I
just I just love how she's like, so, what else
do you have planted? He's like, well, I figured we'd
have some drinks here, then go get some more drinks
and then you know, go back to your place. I
was like, oh, okay, so you guys are gonna get
sucked up and then just have dessert.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah, thank you for not sick, for just using the euphemism.
And then like for her birthday, it's like, oh, we're
gonna drink, We're gonna eat then back to a hotel room,
like they haven't had sex? What I love how they're
pretending like they haven't already had sex.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Are they?
Speaker 1 (51:57):
I know, are they pretending?
Speaker 2 (52:00):
I was like, they pretended like that they hadn't even
kissed before.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
So can we just talk about the fact that like
all of these couples were married and only Camille and
Thomas had sex and then these two are like dating
and they're just like NonStop fuck machines.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Oh my god is that?
Speaker 4 (52:21):
But and then when they get back to like the
hotel or whatever, She's like, oh, this is so pretty.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
You set this up.
Speaker 4 (52:26):
I was like, he did not set up all these
baloo action.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Did of course they did?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Or the hotel did it?
Speaker 1 (52:33):
I don't know, Yeah, that's a possibility.
Speaker 5 (52:36):
I did.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
You know.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
I'll probably rewatched the episode because they do want to
find out where they went to eat, because I want
to know, because I really want to know, did you
all put that text mess? Did he tell you to
put the text message? And I just want to know. Well,
I'm curious it.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Arranged it with production and obviously the the I mean
the bar has the key abilities to do that, which
I've never really seen anything like that before, but me neither.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
Sometimes with like latte art, but I didn't know they
would do it like Espresso Martini's. But I guess it's,
you know, essentially the same thing.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
Well, I mean that would have had to have been
a custom designed mold or whatever.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
Right, stand up.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
Well, so I've seen this before where it's like you
give them like a JPEG or you know, some sort
of and it's they basically just like put it into
a computer and then it's just like a machine that
just goes.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Oh and then.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
A glamery Can I get that person's face on an
Espresso Martini? Please, Tyler, we'd better go.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
On a date.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
I better see that in the espresso Martini one of
these days.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Oh my god, I can't even imagine.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
I mean, it's sure every morning when I wake up,
so I have a good laugh.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
It's it's so tacky because it's like, I mean, the
whole lie about the text message anyway, and now you're, oh,
you think it's cute and put it write it in
a Martini. I mean, it's just it's tacky. It's just tacky.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
Yeah, That's why I was like, these two are just gross.
So I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
God, so bad, so tacky.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Say about the about the hotel room, but I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Oh man, I mean it was a nice hotel room.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, sure, yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
Is it bad that I thought that it was their apartment?
Like the apartment put them up? Does she still happen? Oh?
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Apartment?
Speaker 3 (54:48):
Now, maybe they just did that and they just had
an extra. Maybe they just use some efty apartment. I mean, look,
there's all kinds of things you can cheat. You know,
behind the scenes must be wild. I can't you know
all the things that they're trying to make happen, right, yeah,
(55:09):
Oh my god, thirty years old?
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Happy, thirty thirty years old. Well, I mean I wonder
if they're still together at the reunion.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
They wait for the reunion episode.
Speaker 4 (55:21):
They are, but that doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah, I can't wait either.
Speaker 4 (55:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
It looks like a really so yeah, so getting to
it the preview looks amazing. I'm like, I can't I
can't wait for this.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, all right, we do we
have anything else to say because we already.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Think so there was something I had to say but
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
We mentioned already the Akach and Brandon meeting, which was weird.
The weird handshake. Did you see them try to do
They couldn't decide whe they're going to do a bro handshake,
a fist bump, or.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
Just a mess.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
So awkward. It's so awkward. All of this is so awkward.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
And I don't know if you noticed. When Thomas said
I love you to to Camille, she did not say
it back.
Speaker 5 (56:13):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
She just said oh. And I was like, oh, okay.
But they have the lovely shot of them walking down.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
I remember what I wanted to say. Oh, David said
I do love you.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
Tom said oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
He added an extra word, like he always does, I
do love you, I do have love for you, or whatever.
He was like, I do love I do have love feelings.
I have love love it. I do I do love it.
Speaker 4 (56:51):
Him and Donald Trump could fucking.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
It's like word salad, so much word salad to say
I love you, I love you.
Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah, I caught love for you.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
I caught love for you, I do have the I
caught the feelings.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
Feelings for you, the feelings for you girl. Oh my god,
all right, do we have anything else to say about
anybody else?
Speaker 4 (57:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (57:21):
No, I don't think so. So this was an interesting episode.
So now we have we have two more episodes. We
have two more both, yeah, well they are the reunion episodes.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Reunion episodes.
Speaker 1 (57:33):
Oh yeah, there's a part one and part two. Oh
did you not know that there's a part one and
part two of the reunion episodes.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
My god, it's going on, Trevor.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
Well, we know how they do. They like to uh
you know, they like to stretch things out as much
as possible. So yeah, so we have two more episodes.
Both of them are the reunion episodes. We may or
may not have a guest who's been watching the season
the whole way through. Yeah, and we might, we might.
(58:05):
It depends if we can find somebody who to talk.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
About without a guest. So it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (58:09):
It's so true, we don't really need a guess.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
But yeah, so yeah, if you can find that person
from the gleam from that photo, I put them on.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
If we can find him, we will put them on,
and I will try putting that that picture on in
some kind of the poor person.
Speaker 4 (58:33):
They took the photo themselves, right, No, I don't think so,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
I don't know that was so.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Look at the.
Speaker 4 (58:45):
Clock in the background. It's it's reversed.
Speaker 1 (58:49):
Oh interesting, that could be. I don't know, do you think.
And they put it on the internet, Well they could have.
I mean a lot of people do that.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Yeah, I want after photo though. You're right, it is reversed.
Speaker 4 (59:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (59:05):
All right, all right, we'll tune in next next week,
uh for part one of the reunion episodes, and uh yeah,
just keep you know, keep keep listening. Thanks, appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:24):
Bye.
Welcome to madd and Finally Single. I'm Jamie Black, and.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm Summer Austin.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm Skyler Fast Jokes, and this is a meretivers I
fan podcast where we invite a guest on who's never
watched an episode. Hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of
Madden Finally Single. Uh, as you know the season is
over basically, I mean we just have the reunion episodes,
(00:30):
so we don't have any guests, but but we are avatars.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Any clippy poll for social media, it's gonna be so
cute because of our avatars.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I should think it's more often I hate showing up
as myself.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I mean, we love you, so.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm still me.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You are still you, and I'm still a kiddy cat.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's cute. And and Skyler's.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Got your tongue out as the cow. The cow goes out.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So cute.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You guys were acting like we just discovered zoom.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I just love the fact that people are going to
listen to this and have no idea what the right.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, none, none whatsoever, But we can tell them I'm
my cat. Avatar is a kiddy cat in a hoodie.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yes, mine's a fox and a hoodie and I'm a
cow in a hoodie, but it's really more of a
T shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It looks like a crew neck.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, they lied about the hoodie.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That's the best for you. I love the cow. It's
very Midwestern, have you?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh yeah it is. It is very much Okay, So
are we going to talk about this episode?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, let's talk about it.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah. I mean, I guess, you know, because they're they're
the only couples that are together, are Thomas and Camille.
So I guess we just do like we did the
other day. We just do how they went in the
order that they did it in the episode.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Mad and David are together too.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh yes, yes, that couple. Well, yeah, we will absolutely.
I'm the only one for those two. I'm not so anyway.
So anyway, so the first the first thing that was
the Michelle Madison showdown.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
The fact that she also then made fun of Carla
as she was walking out. I was like, not cool, Nope,
I was like, all respect for you at this point.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Not cool man.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, but I do awesome. I want to know the
same question, why does Michelle care so much? Still? Why
do you care? I just don't know. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You're not Ontie Michelle anymore. She is she never was
herself Jamie.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
She said it wasn't about what she would she felt.
It was about the friendship more than anything. I means,
put her back on the friendship.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Really that yes, that I understand that, I get. I
don't disagree with her being upset about that, but the whole,
just the whole David thing. She didn't like him. She
wasn't gonna say yes on decision day.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I get it, but still, like she's like, still nobody
likes to be lied to for multiple weeks.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I mean, you know, well.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That too, I also agree with that, but now it's over,
So why are you still upset?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I think it's because, like I mean, so somebody on
Survivor talked about this where they were like, it's really
hard after you get off the show because you like,
she's like my friends. I had like I had to
remind myself that, like I was no longer on the
show and that I could trust people because she's like
her friends would be like, oh, well, we're gonna go
down to this bar. We'll meet up with you in
five minutes. Like it's you know, when you leave the bar,
(04:09):
it's down to the right and you just you know,
walk five minutes and she was like, are they actually
going there or are they trying to like mislead me
so they can go without me? And she's like, oh wait,
that's right, Like I'm not on Survivor. These are my
actual friends whoa interesting. So I think in that aspect,
it's like, even though she wasn't gonna stick with David obviously,
(04:30):
it still is like, oh, now I'm going to have
trust issues because this person that I thought I could
trust was just lying to my face the entire time.
And like, I think it also goes back to life
and by that you.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Mean David or Madison or both of.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Them really both, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Probably also I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Production to a degree, right, unless production really didn't know
about it.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
There's no way they couldn't have known about it.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
No, Production definitely knew.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Of course I did.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
And I think they're probably also aching her on, Like
you should also mention this to Madison because we love
to see women fight, because if you notice, like, yeah,
there's been some issues between her and Alan, but it's
definitely more so Alan being like, you know, I don't
need an apology, Like I don't need the closure, like
I have my closure, I'm good. And then that's kind
(05:22):
of it. Whereas, like you know, we love to see
two women fight. We like to put women against each other.
So I'm sure that there isn't true.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I just really like to see a disinterested cow talk
about two women fighting.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh man, well you know the Survivor. It's funny the
Survivor thing that you brought up, the Survivor thing, because
I always find it interesting when people on Survivor are
pissed off that somebody lied to them. And I'm like, well,
the entire it's a game, for one thing, and the
second thing, the whole point of Survivor is to outwit,
(06:01):
out play and out last.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well that's true, but this is not a game really.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
No, I know, but I'm just I'm what I'm saying
is that it surprises me how pissed off people get
on Survivor when they've been lied to. And I'm like, well, yeah,
because it's a game. Yeah, and I get I understand
completely why Michelle is upset about being lied to. I'm
not that's not.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
That's his girlfriend, I think is the real thing. And
it yeah, and I mean okay, and like okay, Madison,
just like, it's so gross that Madison's wanting to get
into a fight over David.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I'm sorry, well, I mean yeah, and the whole test
he got his tattoo covered up.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Oh god, this entire episode I literally wrote down so
many times like spew bar.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Exactly, barf. I was like, I've never really felt barf
emoji more and this right, I feel like I should
change my avatar to bar from oji.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Oh do that? I love when they like flashed back
to them at the gym on the honeymoon and she's like, oh,
that'd be a really cute date and was like, and
I actually did it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I was like, they didn't.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah, the thing says classy, like having an early date
of a tattoo, removal of an X.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's well, tattoo cover up, that's forever.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
He got it covered up with her name.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The conversation that they were having while he was getting
that tattoo covered up, Oh god. He likes public sex
and Madison has had sex on a Ferris wheel.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yep, it's so gross. Like I was like, oh, I can't.
And then oh, there was a really phony like exchange
where she was like and then you planted a kiss
on me? Was that like right?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And then he goes, did you like my kiss? You?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And I swear to God, David, I'm honest with you.
His laughter it just cracks me up. It sounds devious
and stupid.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Oh that's funny coming from a cat's mouth, right.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Uh. The the fox there is looking a little skeptical about.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
The The fox doesn't have a lot of facial expressions.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I'm giving her some side eye though. Oh my god.
And that the tattoo parlor, by the way, is in Displaines.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh really, they went all the way up to the planes.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
They did.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Well, he lives eight thousand miles of the suburbs.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, that must be they.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But I think he lives in a south suburb and
Displains is a northern suburb.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Maybe that was the only tattoo parlor they could get
to film in. I don't know, could or maybe that's
his normal tattoo artists. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I know that could be too.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, or maybe it was just productions, like we're not
paying for this ship and so it was the cheapest one.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, that's probably it.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, or that yeah, that works.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah. I think it would be pretty easy to find
a tattoo parlor that would want to be featured on
the National show. Oh yeah, so huh. And they're just
talking about sex in front of.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
This guy, the spy, I know, right, the conversations.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Can we talk about the next one that they had
when they were talking about I can almost not say
it without throwing off you guys ice cream.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I literally wrote out and you so long it went
over multiple lines on my page. I really enjoyed my dessert.
If you what is it with that? But you know what,
I you know, credit where it's due. Presumably David eats
(10:40):
pussy and you know, honestly, like I feel like that's respectable.
So like if we have to give him points, I
feel like that that's always a challenge for women from
what I understand, is like, you know, having a guy
go down on them, so like, you know, at least
David's willing to do that.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, really cool seeing that coming out of a cows.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah. Yeah, that conversation was it was too much.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
But then he was like, did you enjoy your dessert?
So obviously, oh god, I don't even want to I
can't even talk about it. So it's like the euphemisms
for Suell intercourse on this show quite disgusting.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
What in the reunion they were like, no, we weren't
talking about sex. We were genuinely talking about desserts.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Right for breakfast in Ben Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Cakes, waffles, syrup delicious. While we're on the ice cream date, though,
can we also talk about how He's like, I know
that we talked about, you know, not wanting to see
other people, and I was like, oh good, I'm glad
that you learned your lesson about not seeing it people
after you saw other people in your last your last man.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
And also did you hear how they were talking. They
were like, well, yeah, not to see other people. And
you know, we want to make sure that we're like
telling each other and communicating, Like if there's something you
don't like, tell me right away. It's like, oh really,
oh really, Madison, you want to be communicated with exactly
in the way you didn't communicate with your previous.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Part, like exactly the opposite of what you did.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah. I was like, oh, they both learned their lessons.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's true, because everyone likes to be to be told
what's actually happening and communicated with like a human being,
as opposed to.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Not mm hmm, yeah, yeah, yeah, so can we go
to uh, well, can we just talk briefly about one
in Carla?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Oh yes, I literally wrote down. I was like, I
feel like they're still friends and that makes me so happy.
And then Carla like, no, I didn't come here for
a friend I came here for a marriage. I was like, oh, well,
gratch that now I'm here.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I mean I didn't like the idea of a potential friendship.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
When you think about it, they've only been on the
show for eight weeks, and does she really need more friends?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I mean, like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I you know, I thought they were going to be
good friends, you know, but she's she has set a boundary.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
She said, a boundary.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I mean, she's got girlfriends, She's got other friends, yeah,
on the show that she's made.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Maybe she didn't spend as much time with them as one.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Maybe she just doesn't want to have to sage yourself
after every uh meet up with Wand.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Like, obviously, in my like fairy tale world, I would
love it if they're like, well, even though I marriage
didn't work out, we're still friends. But like, realistically, I mean,
I guess if you're in a marriage and you know,
even if it's for the show and it doesn't work out.
I mean, I guess I can see where she's coming from. Where,
like we could have been friends if we weren't married first.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean even it's tough, like even
for eight weeks, but they are spending like all this
time together, and presumably they all do expect a marriage,
because that's why they're on the show.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Like, I feel like it's better.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Well, let me ask you, uh, cow and cat? Do
you my with my last big breakup, I had to
do like thirty days no contact.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Have you ever done that?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh? Well, I had to because of a restraining order.
But yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Funny coming from a cat smell ste Yes, Skyler.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Well, first off, I want to know more about that.
You can't help because I don't get an animated coffee mug.
But I'm sipping my coffee right now as I ask
this question. Tell me more about that restraining order.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I'm sipping my coffee out of a cat's coffee mug.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Oh me too, But you can't see it either.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Mine mine is Bambi's head. But no, you don't have
a contract with Disney, so you can't show that anyway. Yeah,
I feel like my last big breakup that I can
remember because you know, for me, it was like a
lot of like, oh, we're dating, but like it didn't
(15:27):
really go too far, you know. It was just kind
of like we were, you know, maybe dating or went
on a couple of dates and then that was it.
So I feel like my last big breakup that I had,
I didn't do thirty days no contact from them because
we shared an apartment in college.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, yeah, well that that's why the restraining order.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
It wasn't on you, right, it was no, it.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Was on me. It was no my my wife wanted
me out of the apartment, so she took out a
restraining order, so I had to leave.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh my god, Jamie, you've been through it. Yeah, Oh
my god, that's rough. I'm so sorry. Well, but I
will say so I was I had. In addition to
my love for married at first sight, I also really
enjoy listening to relationship podcast like just regular relationship podcasts
(16:23):
and watching relationship YouTube stuff. And one of the things was,
you know, the best way to get over someone is
thirty days no contact.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Are you talking, Skyler?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Why?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
How's mouth moving?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Oh? I'm just sorry, I'm.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Being like I'm getting made fun of by.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
A cow to I was like, I'm listening, but I'm
also like, what does this thing pick up? So that
I was just trying to mimic you and I I.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Thought you were mocking me literally like yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
I was, but not not seriously, I know, coming from
a cow where I'm like, anyway, oh we.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Should, oh, we should all have our voices for animal. Yeah,
anyway you were saying, mine would be like, oh, oh yeah,
I think mine za. I think mine's a was canson.
I don't know why. I just feel like the facts
needs to be like Northern US.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Hey guys, listen, uh, this would be my voice as
the cat. Can we yeah? Can we just can we
just kind of talk about some things like really softly,
just quietly? Can we do that?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Mine's like, I don't know, and he's like, yo, you
want to suck my dick?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
The cow is just like such a wild card, like
cow is just like throwing like just you know, just
dropping my mic drops off here in there and like
saying shocking things.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Anyway, you were saying Skylar about thirty.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Days, Well, what I was saying before I was so
rudely mocked by the cow is that I'm just kidding?
Is that they say that the best way to get
over someone is thirty days no contact, like truly, just
cut yourself off. Even though it's really hard, It's going
to be easy here in the long run if you
just like no social media, no texting, no calling.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
No, it actually works.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Sorry, I'm not laughing at you. But like Jamie Baby's
cat is like his mouth is passing out. So I
was like, wait, now is he making fun of me?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, I'm not even my mouth is. I'm not moving
my mouth. I don't know why my cat's mouth is moving.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
It was like, but like ever so sad anyway, No, sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is Oh thank goodness, we
don't have a guest. No. I think that that's that
makes sense and I feel like that that's healthy.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, so I mean that's why I think it's good
that well, she said that she's like, I don't really
want to be friends, and then like, and Alan is
still sticking to his boundaries.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, if we want to.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh, I gotta say one.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
More thing about Carl and Wan. Oh my god, it
was hysterical that when they were like talking about being
like friends and stuff like Jan was like Carl was like, no,
I don't want to be friends.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I don't need a friend. And he's like, well, I
thought we could see each other quarterly or by quarterly, Right,
what the fuck? Quarterly or by quarterly?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh my god, I know that was crazy. I'm like
about business.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Isn't he just business? Business? Business?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
I missed that part.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh, why you know?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Maybe he could hire her for flight mat.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, he should. She'd be a great representative.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I feel like I feel like she could be a
really employee.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Do you know that? Okay, so I do you know that?
There is a fake flight set in Los Angeles that
does fake PanAm flights and they dress a dress up
retro like and serve people and it's like a really
expensive experience in here in LA. I feel like he
should dress up Carla and like a really cool, like
(20:24):
old fashioned airline stewardess costume, and she should be the
face of it because she's so cute.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Wait, you so you don't actually fly anywhere?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Well no, but they do actually, so I learned about
this from someone who has this job. Sometimes they do
hire them for private flights to wear their costume and
go and serve on but it's like it's like a
stimulated experience in LA. I have no idea. I've never
heard of this.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
It's very expensive too, That's why I haven't heard of it.
I just had to meet somebody who dresses up like
one of these flight attendants. I hope this isn't like
secretive information that I'm.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Saying, and it's so it's just but it's popular enough
that it stays in business.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yes, oh, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Okay, I'm so curious. We should honestly do that, but
we should do it for like Spirit Airlines.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yes, yes, yes totally, but I could. I could just
see her in like a really cool retro like outfit
and like the I'm seeing the commercial, I'm going to
pitch it to them.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well, if you're listening, flight man can pitch it to him. Well,
I mean, never mind.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Anyway, I thought you were going to say, when Carla
is like, the right magic wand will come along eventually.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
She said the right magic wand m hmm.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Magic wand because when they were when they were on
their honeymoon, and she's like, I need a good magic
wine like people.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Oh the Magic Wind, Yes, I remember now.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I was like, uh, I love a good throwback totally.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
To call back that one. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you notice. So does
one work for Chicago Fabrications? Because he had a jacket
on that had his name on it.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
What's Chicago Fabrications? Jamie?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
They make like display stands. What do you mean? You know,
like those display stands that you see in in stores
and everything that display goods, you know, the the they
make those things.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Well, he has like five million jobs, so why wouldn't
he also work there?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well, I guess so, I.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Don't know unless he just I don't know, I'd be
shocked that he doesn't have a display stand. If he's
using like he's using a home depot like Dolly as
his TV stand, why wouldn't he have a real stand then?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Well, it's true. That's a good point. I don't know,
because disco you just like the way it looked, remember, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
True point of view. Yeah I did not. I did
not know what that was. I didn't even catch it.
Way way to go, good catch, Jamie.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, Well I'm you know, I'm always trying to find
these little These little things are, you know, these little
Chicago things. But I'm not sure which we should talk
about next. If we talk about Carl and Michelle going
to the La Pharmacy, I've been to that bar many times.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Oh really, where's it at?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, it's at the corner of Sheridan and brin Mar Oh. Yeah,
when I was doing shows with Uh, oh shit, what
hell is the name of the theater company? Why can't
I think of the name of the theater?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Huh Emerald City No, No, no, no, damn it.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Terry Terry McCabe. Is that used to be the artistic director?
Not City Lit? City Lit Lit?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Oh right, okay, so I'm thinking a different intersection.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Sorry, yeah, no, City Lit is in that church on
Brent Marr And we used to go to that bar,
La Pharmacy that that Carl and Michelle y was a
good theater. Well it still is, I mean still in
its Yeah, it's still it's still in business. Is the
cow in the pastor now?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yes? I got hungry?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I was gonna say about Michelle and Carlo's little d
Not to totally switch gears here, but we were talking
earlier about them talking about sex at the tattoo parlor,
but just car Let's straight up looking at the waiter
being like, by the way, my marriage is never conimated.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Oh that was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Hilarious.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
He's like, oh, congratulations, And then Michelle neither was mine.
I love it that they're just like fuck everything.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
That was so funny. Oh my god, you guys. I
was gonna say, though, like, there's another couple in there
we forgot about.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Oh, Thomas and yeah, Thomas and Camille. No oh oh no,
we haven't gotten there yet. You're talking about mm yeah
and Brett. Oh no, we haven't gotten there yet.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
I had Camille and Thomas before Michelle and Carla.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Camille and Thomas were before carl and Michelle.
But I mean all they they're moved in together.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I thought it was cute. I'm happy that they figured
that out, and I'm happy that Camille was asking the
important questions like where do I park? Do we have
a parking space? I was like, oh, she make it
in Los Angeles. That's the number one question you got to.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Ask, right, I'm trying to figure out where where they're
living now, though I don't know. There were no clues
for me, No, idea.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, it didn't look like it had windows. Enough of
that helps, but that's all I thought about. I was like, oh,
this feels like sad to me, but it's their home
and that's great. And then they had talked earlier in
the episode about like, well, you only have one bathroom,
so how are we going to figure that out? And
(26:34):
like towards the end, when she's like, Okay, well I'll
be right back, I'm going to go to the bathroom,
and like the music stopped. I genuinely thought that we
were just gonna hear like like takeing a poop, and
then Thomas was gonna be like I'm done. But then
she comes back and she's like, here's my sexy lingerie.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I was like, oh, yeah, they're cute. I really liked.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I did like how the others crafted like the last moment,
like it was about it was like their story, like they're.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
The ones that won. I was kind of like, oh
mm hmm, yeah, you I liked that. I mean, they
might have been boring throughout, but that's because they were
They're like the only two that really were going to
make it.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yeah, yeah, I love that last moment.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I almost cried.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
They did consummate their marriage.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, they tried.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I just want to say that. I clocked that earlier on.
I was like, they're the most boring couples, so they're
could be the ones that make it. Yep. Yeah, it
was cute because I think he even said, like at
his birthday party, he's like, I don't know, I don't
need any more drama, but we'll get to that in
a minute.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Oh yeah, well I suppose we could go, yeah, do
we do? We want to say anything about Madison and
her dad.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
He was the most bothered to me because at one
point she's like, well I met this boy from another
marriage and I caught feelings and he goes, uh oh.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Right.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I was like, this man did not sign up to
be on this show. He does not want to have
this conversation.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
But he was supportive of her, and I mean he's
also looking at it like I mean, my mom was
also they're like kind of the same.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Well, my mom's older, but she was like they've only
even on the show for eight weeks. Like when she
was you know, it's like, don't beat yourself up.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah yeah, well, and I did like that he was like,
you know, it's not just it wasn't just you, because
like I do feel like in some ways, you know,
a lot of and I don't know if it's editing,
I don't know, but it does feel like it's kind
of like more like beat up on her versus like, well,
(28:54):
David also fucked up too. I feel like everybody focuses
more on her.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I know that's true, maybe because of the whole you know,
women should stick together type thing, and we expect men
to do stuff like that, but we don't necessarily expect
women to do things like that. So yeah, maybe that's
part of why they're being so hard on her.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
But so can I just say I hate the term
catch feelings.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I don't know, I know, I don't. Yeah, I'm like
so young. Yeah, I'm like why they keep saying that
I caught feelings or somebody did you you caught.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Those sounds like a disease, exactly.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
It sounds like you caught a cold.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Oh see, I'm thinking like I threw out the feelings
onto like that from the pictures mound, and I caught
them end up letting them pass.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
They were thrown to you, or you thrown to yourself,
and then you ran back. You were the picture and
the catcher.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
No, somebody else threw them. Then I said no past.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh so yeah, I to I totally feel like it
sounds like a disease or cauld Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Well, to be fair, Summer, you and I are different generations.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
We are, so is Jamie.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Oh yeah, you guys are boomers.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I'm damn.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Just kidding, just kidding, just fall into millennial.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
No, no, you're a millennial.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
I'm a millennial.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, we're both.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, we don't take no ship up.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Gen X is awesome. There's no one cooler than gen X.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
It's true. It is true.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
No comment on that one. I'm just kidding. I'm just
gonna love you both. And even though you guys are
old and gray, I still love you.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So I think we can get to.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Old and gray. I'm a fox, I'm a.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I'd rather I wouldn't want to be AI avatars on
a podcast with anybody else.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Ah, guy, okay, so can we talk now about mmm Brandon?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Oh jesus.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I was like, by the way, Reddit is just going
nuts over this one.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Oh, I'm sure they are. I haven't been on there yet, but.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
You're going to be Reddit? What's Reddit saying? Because I
have my thoughts. I have many thoughts, but.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Saying there's People magazine article where MM says that she
went on a blind date with Brandon and no mention of.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Why, no mention of knowing each other since they.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Were, you know, in grade school. Yeah. Oh, but.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
They're like, which Brandon's story is the true story or
is it all just made up for the show.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
So either we go with what this show said and
that they knew each other since in her words, grammar school,
which I was like, that's a fun throwback term, or
it was like a was it like a blind date
that the show set up? Or was it She's like,
I'm going to go on a date and then the
show's like, can we record it?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
People are just they're so confused.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Well, because my thought I didn't think either of those things.
My thought was, oh, they were maybe talking before she
got on the show, and then she got on the
show and was like, let's see if this works out.
It didn't work out, so then she's like, okay, like
let's you know, continue this.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Well, I be pretty sketch and MM now is raising
some flags for me?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yeah, Well, because she because this is like what like
less than two weeks after decision day, and she's already
engaged again right after going on a date with this man,
and even though they knew each other since, you know,
like middle school.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
It's yeah, it's because I was just like, what the
hell is going? What is happening? This is it's crazy. Now.
I will say this, because they have known each other
for a long time, things do happen more quickly. That
happened with my ex wife and I because we had
known each other for five years before we actually dated.
(33:29):
So then when we started dating, it was a quick
it was a six six month or I'm sorry, three months, no,
six months that we got engaged.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
And then.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
We did, yes, we did. We went on the show.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
It was.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
It was no, no, we went on the show. Five
years later we reconnected and but I mean I had,
I mean I still you know, we'd hooked up a
few times in between that time, so I'd known her
for five years before we started dating, and then things
just moved really quickly because I knew her already, So
(34:09):
it's it's possible, I mean, not this quick. I mean,
this is this is lightning speed.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
But you know, saying people magazine like really twist things around.
So so maybe they didn't know each other, and then
they reconnected on Facebook and they just haven't like talked
for you know.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, I think that what's your what's your cousin's name,
Rayfu or something. I think he set it up.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Did you see them in that Aha restaurant? I call
it the Aha restaurant because it looks like the Aha video. Ye.
I don't know. I couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
So if've seen these before, I mean never in real life,
but because it's like it's all designed to look like,
you know, like a like an ink cartoon, drawling, like
everything looks flat, and I've always wanted to go to one,
and I was like, wow, I would love to be there. Yeah,
that's all.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I just don't know what. I don't know what to
make of it. I mean, I'm going to take her
at her word and then just say that like people
are just confused because of that article they found. But yeah,
I mean they must have known each other.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
I mean it just happened way too fast and not
to have been talking before this, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yeah, that's why I feel like there was something going
on before the show, and then she got on the show.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Tory Lens are all messed up. Everything's all messed up.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah, well it's what is time. It's weird. And then
even like the girls when they were at her place
and he came over and they latched together, Camila and
Carla were like, uh, we see lots of red flags.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, they just loved her own apartment.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Never never, no, but I mean, Summer Jones and I
have both known you for a very long time. And
then I would be like, Okay, well we're gonna leave now,
Summer you want to come come on.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah, but they just but like they literally just got
there and hadn't even finished their drinks.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I mean, obviously production was gonna no one's going no
one's going anywhere. They're coming right back and they're gonna
shoot the scene again probably or you know. And it's
like he's outside the door waiting.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
To knock, you know, like well, and it looked like
that her dog was already out there with him.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
What oh my god.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Oh no, it was messy. But I will say this,
her dog started barking and I was watching him. Eggnog
was curled up on the floor next to me. Eggnog
is my dog. For those of you that don't know,
and he got really confused and upset because he's like,
why is there another dog in our house? And I
was like, no, no, no, no, no, don't worry baby,
it's just on the TV.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
So we're going through that phase currently.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
So do we think that mm And someone is also
saying that after part after party that she looked pregnant,
so so yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
What someone was saying.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Oh so interesting.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
But I mean I'm kind of like, I don't know,
like I'm kind of not that I'm like not that
I like or love EKG now. But he was like Okay,
I mean he's like, see what I mean, right, If
they hadn't thrown that in there, it would have just
(37:30):
given her more credibility, I would say.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
But yeah, I mean that whole thing, the whole thing
was messy, but I love I mean, it was just
it was so awkward. And that was like the one
time where I was not necessarily teamy KG, but where
he's like, hey, I'm branded okay, oh and by the way,
like I'm heer fiance congratulations, which was weird.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
I've never heard anyone still proposing when both people are
still married.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I maybe he's actually divorced. I don't know. Maybe he
actually is divorced.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
But no, I think there's still process. They're still going
through it.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yes, you guys, what are you doing? What are you doing?
You don't have to get married, It's okay, right.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
And I feel like after what you just went through,
you should know that. But I will say I do
love a non traditional wedding ring. I love that. She
was like I like that Emerald one.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I was like me too, girl, Yeah mm hmm that's cool.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
But yeah, it's the whole. I have so many questions. Mm.
If you're listening, call me up. I have questions, so
many answers. Yeah, it's just the whole. Yeah, it's also
just it was weird because when because I mean we
saw in the preview her getting proposed to or like
we knew that like she was going to be engaged.
(38:48):
But in my head I was like, oh, like this
is like months later.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
But I was like, oh this is like says right, yeah,
what is happening?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah? That was weird. And then Auction did you hear how?
They were like, so what's next for you guys?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Do you hear that? Yes? And then he.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I'm like, guys, there's no way you just know.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Like talk about Wowtchen had to set that ship up.
I mean, come on, I mean the fact that and
the fact that that's the way they said it. So
what's next for you? Because you know, because Brandon's kind
of standing there awkwardly until mm walks up and then
he pulls out this ring, he gets on his knee
and I'm like a restaurant, right.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah, And is a cousin still there at this time?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I don't know, because wasn't it the same location that
they had that scene?
Speaker 4 (39:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yes, yeah, I just I don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
I mean, if history has told us anything, because this
conversation that the cousin had with Brandon was almost identical
to the one he had with Eg because it all
came flashing back to me at the wedding. But he's like,
that's a great line, and I think it's just a line.
He basically said the same thing. Yeah, like, oh well
this is gonna end.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Well his man just.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Smooth talking the same what everybody wants to hear. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah yeah all right, yeah, So.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
What have we?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Oh? I just briefly would like to touch upon the
conversation that Want and Alan had because I thought for
sure Alan was going to tell Wan that he had
urges to have sex with him.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yes. Same. I was like, oh my god, is Alan
going to come out right?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
No, he's trying BDS baby is very honest on national television.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Yes, I wrote, I just love how freaky he is,
how he's like, yeah, I've been you know, trying like
leather and and uh you know.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
For five minutes.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
A nice guy.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
And I was like, you know, he's done with that.
Now he wants a wife again. I'm sorry, I just can't.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
So do we think he is the dumb or do
we think he's the sub?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
I think he's the sub. Same Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
The like question though coming from a cow in a field.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Oh, it doesn't move my eyebrows when I raised them
up and down. But like Alan, I think is the
freakiest of them all, because he was also the one
at the retreat where he's like, who would be into
latex player and everybody's like what, oh, yes, yes, So
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
I still think he wants to be submissive.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
So yeah, yeah, me to get my teeth straightened and
whitened and take me out to buy new clothes. That's
my kink.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
I don't think he has the visile line on anymore though. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
No, No, invisial line is sort of when you think
about it, is kind of like a torture device.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Like the whole thing is awful.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
It's awful. Yeah, he's kind of subbing his teeth.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Yeah. Oh, you know somebody out there has a bracest kink.
They're like, yeah, I had so.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Many years of braces. I kind of get it.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Yeah. I So both of my sisters had to get braces.
Both of their teeth are still fucked up to this day.
But I remember when I like was starting to go
through puberty and like I, you know, like my teeth
and everything started moving around because you know, you're getting
older and all that fun stuff. I looked at my
dentist and I was like, I guess I have to ask, like,
(43:11):
do you think I'm gonna need braces? And he just
like looks at me and goes, I don't know, do
you want him? And I was like no, and he's like, Okay,
then I don't think you need him.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah. Same my sister was that why she didn't need.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Him, And at the time I was like great, but
now I'm like, damn, my teeth are fucked I kind of.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Right, because it's just cosmetic for a lot of people, right,
Like mine was a messed up mouth.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Like I had to wear head gear.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Oh my god, did you I did.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I didn't have to wear it to school, but I
had to wear it every night, so like I had to,
Like if it was like a slumber party, I guess
sometimes I would. I don't know. I just it was awful.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
I mean, it's bad enough for your family seeing you
wear that every morning. And I had six years of braces,
six years of.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Braces, beautiful and perfect. I mean, look at her now,
ladies and general.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
And there's so much my retainers. Now I have to
probably do the missiline again.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
You and I summer, we should be like ultimate best
friends and go get braces together. Yes, I'll be like,
They're like, oh, is this your wife. I'll be like, no,
this is my best friend. We both have fucked up teeth.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Well, have you seen the gleamery in your neighborhood? I
wish I had enough money to go there. The what
the gleamery. It's like a very high end, like the
dentist office in West Hollywood and oh yeah good.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Oh no, it's like where you get all of your
fancy fancy teeth things fixed.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
So I'm just gonna send you give me one second.
I'm just going to send you in the chat photo
that comes up when you search for it.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Oh I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Stand by one.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Well, I have questions about what your episode brought to
you by the Gleamery.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
The Gleamery. We should oh you know, I just want
to go back, just really quick too. When Camille and
Carla were at mm's when Brandon came over and Carlo
and after after they left, and Carlo's like, is he
bringing the light? He needs to bring the light. The
light can't just be her. Did you hear her say that?
Speaker 2 (45:43):
The light? My god? I don't know if I'm remembering
this the light.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Oh my god. I hope they paid that person, Tyler.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Why is that?
Speaker 2 (45:57):
I don't know. Just like office, that's not a good.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Well so to the business is new, the business is new,
or the building itself is new, so like that makes sense.
But this photo, I was like, what is happening? And
ouch out summer? This place doesn't look high end. This
looks like a torture.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Yeah, there's just like a dentist chair with like a
curtain behind it.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Like this looks but just kidding, this episode not brought
to you by the gleam rate. You're actually make me
making me look I need to look it up.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Do you think that person knows that that that's the
picture that comes up?
Speaker 2 (46:44):
I don't know, but oh, actually it's not really that expensive. Okay,
I'm wrong.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
I'm always there to get our braces. I'm gonna tell
you that. Okay, for those about visuals, there's a person
that a tent to share just bloody red teeth.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Oh my god, I think they're doing some weird whitening
technique there.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
I wish my teeth could be white. But like, here's
the thing.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
I don't know about you all, but like this is
this is definitely more of a gen X thing. But
like in the nineties or like early two thousands. No,
it was definitely in the nineties. I that was when
crust white strips came out, Like nineties and I over you.
So I was addicted to tanning beds and also whiting
(47:35):
my teeth. Okay, so I looked great, but like I
fucked my like years later. All these things that we
do for beauty when we're like twenty definitely catch up
with you later on in life, like one hundred percent.
So I don't I don't use the white strips now
because I'm like, I don't want to mess my teeth
(47:56):
up anymore because I know they're.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Really bad for you.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Yeah. I was gonna to say, because I use them
for a little bit, and then everybody's like, they're really
because they just like strip away enamel, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Oh oh wow. Do you remember the episode of Friends
when Rossy whitened and they glowed in the dark.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
No, but that's hard. People are always like, your teeth
are so white and so amazing, and I was always like,
thank you so much. And now it's just if I
drink like one cup of coffee, they're like super yellow.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
It's oh damn oh, because you don't have any enamel anymore.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
And also because I'm not using white strips anymore.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
I mean interesting, this episode not brought to you by
the Gleamery or Crest white Strips.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Oh my god, I can't believe we're talking about this.
We get so so nasty when we don't have a guest.
Speaker 5 (48:54):
We just.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
We don't know how to behave when we don't have
a guest.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
And also it's because we're avatars, so I feel like
there's a little freedom in that.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yes, that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Like somebody used my voice to make this cow say
bad thing.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh well, let's let's keep let's keep going because we're
we're coming up.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
On else do we have to talk about?
Speaker 1 (49:20):
You still have to talk about, well, Madison's birthday, David
taking me.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
I mean, I still feel like it's in the same
category as before.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
The category food.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yes, the food.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
The fact that he I was like, oh, what did
his latte art? Not lat what did his espresso martini arts?
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oh? That I was like, are you serious right now?
Speaker 2 (49:53):
How did they even? Oh my god? That was that
is wow? How romantic?
Speaker 4 (49:59):
Right? Remember when I didn't send a text to you,
but I obviously did.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Oh and then literally their dates are so oh my god,
it's like the story of how we.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Met you guys kids, let me tell you how romantic
And just in case you want to see it, it's
all there for everyone to watch for the.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Rest of time.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Nothing like these two are just like the definition of class.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Oh my god, I can't that. But hey, wherever they
went for their for her birthday was nice. It looked
like nice food. Where was it, Jamie, I.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Do oh, now do I know?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Do you I know where they went for Thomas's birthday?
I don't know where they went for Madison's birthday. I
wasn't sure.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Yeah, I think I'm still looking at this picture of
the glamory in the chat.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
I feel like, whatever posts you posted social media, you
need to have this picture that big, sure, or just.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
That's the picture you put up.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Oh my god, cute believe that the picture is so funny.
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
Jumping back to our favorite couple of the season, I
just I just love how she's like, so, what else
do you have planted? He's like, well, I figured we'd
have some drinks here, then go get some more drinks
and then you know, go back to your place. I
was like, oh, okay, so you guys are gonna get
sucked up and then just have dessert.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah, thank you for not sick, for just using the euphemism.
And then like for her birthday, it's like, oh, we're
gonna drink, We're gonna eat then back to a hotel room,
like they haven't had sex? What I love how they're
pretending like they haven't already had sex.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Are they?
Speaker 1 (51:57):
I know, are they pretending?
Speaker 2 (52:00):
I was like, they pretended like that they hadn't even
kissed before.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
So can we just talk about the fact that like
all of these couples were married and only Camille and
Thomas had sex and then these two are like dating
and they're just like NonStop fuck machines.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Oh my god is that?
Speaker 4 (52:21):
But and then when they get back to like the
hotel or whatever, She's like, oh, this is so pretty.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
You set this up.
Speaker 4 (52:26):
I was like, he did not set up all these
baloo action.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Did of course they did?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Or the hotel did it?
Speaker 1 (52:33):
I don't know, Yeah, that's a possibility.
Speaker 5 (52:36):
I did.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
You know.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
I'll probably rewatched the episode because they do want to
find out where they went to eat, because I want
to know, because I really want to know, did you
all put that text mess? Did he tell you to
put the text message? And I just want to know. Well,
I'm curious it.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Arranged it with production and obviously the the I mean
the bar has the key abilities to do that, which
I've never really seen anything like that before, but me neither.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
Sometimes with like latte art, but I didn't know they
would do it like Espresso Martini's. But I guess it's,
you know, essentially the same thing.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
Well, I mean that would have had to have been
a custom designed mold or whatever.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
Right, stand up.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
Well, so I've seen this before where it's like you
give them like a JPEG or you know, some sort
of and it's they basically just like put it into
a computer and then it's just like a machine that
just goes.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Oh and then.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
A glamery Can I get that person's face on an
Espresso Martini? Please, Tyler, we'd better go.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
On a date.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
I better see that in the espresso Martini one of
these days.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Oh my god, I can't even imagine.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
I mean, it's sure every morning when I wake up,
so I have a good laugh.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
It's it's so tacky because it's like, I mean, the
whole lie about the text message anyway, and now you're, oh,
you think it's cute and put it write it in
a Martini. I mean, it's just it's tacky. It's just tacky.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
Yeah, That's why I was like, these two are just gross.
So I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
God, so bad, so tacky.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Say about the about the hotel room, but I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Oh man, I mean it was a nice hotel room.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, sure, yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
Is it bad that I thought that it was their apartment?
Like the apartment put them up? Does she still happen? Oh?
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Apartment?
Speaker 3 (54:48):
Now, maybe they just did that and they just had
an extra. Maybe they just use some efty apartment. I mean, look,
there's all kinds of things you can cheat. You know,
behind the scenes must be wild. I can't you know
all the things that they're trying to make happen, right, yeah,
(55:09):
Oh my god, thirty years old?
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Happy, thirty thirty years old. Well, I mean I wonder
if they're still together at the reunion.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
They wait for the reunion episode.
Speaker 4 (55:21):
They are, but that doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah, I can't wait either.
Speaker 4 (55:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
It looks like a really so yeah, so getting to
it the preview looks amazing. I'm like, I can't I
can't wait for this.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, all right, we do we
have anything else to say because we already.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Think so there was something I had to say but
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
We mentioned already the Akach and Brandon meeting, which was weird.
The weird handshake. Did you see them try to do
They couldn't decide whe they're going to do a bro handshake,
a fist bump, or.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
Just a mess.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
So awkward. It's so awkward. All of this is so awkward.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
And I don't know if you noticed. When Thomas said
I love you to to Camille, she did not say
it back.
Speaker 5 (56:13):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
She just said oh. And I was like, oh, okay.
But they have the lovely shot of them walking down.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
I remember what I wanted to say. Oh, David said
I do love you.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
Tom said oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
He added an extra word, like he always does, I
do love you, I do have love for you, or whatever.
He was like, I do love I do have love feelings.
I have love love it. I do I do love it.
Speaker 4 (56:51):
Him and Donald Trump could fucking.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
It's like word salad, so much word salad to say
I love you, I love you.
Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah, I caught love for you.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
I caught love for you, I do have the I
caught the feelings.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
Feelings for you, the feelings for you girl. Oh my god,
all right, do we have anything else to say about
anybody else?
Speaker 4 (57:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (57:21):
No, I don't think so. So this was an interesting episode.
So now we have we have two more episodes. We
have two more both, yeah, well they are the reunion episodes.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Reunion episodes.
Speaker 1 (57:33):
Oh yeah, there's a part one and part two. Oh
did you not know that there's a part one and
part two of the reunion episodes.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
My god, it's going on, Trevor.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
Well, we know how they do. They like to uh
you know, they like to stretch things out as much
as possible. So yeah, so we have two more episodes.
Both of them are the reunion episodes. We may or
may not have a guest who's been watching the season
the whole way through. Yeah, and we might, we might.
(58:05):
It depends if we can find somebody who to talk.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
About without a guest. So it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (58:09):
It's so true, we don't really need a guess.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
But yeah, so yeah, if you can find that person
from the gleam from that photo, I put them on.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
If we can find him, we will put them on,
and I will try putting that that picture on in
some kind of the poor person.
Speaker 4 (58:33):
They took the photo themselves, right, No, I don't think so,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
I don't know that was so.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Look at the.
Speaker 4 (58:45):
Clock in the background. It's it's reversed.
Speaker 1 (58:49):
Oh interesting, that could be. I don't know, do you think.
And they put it on the internet, Well they could have.
I mean a lot of people do that.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Yeah, I want after photo though. You're right, it is reversed.
Speaker 4 (59:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (59:05):
All right, all right, we'll tune in next next week,
uh for part one of the reunion episodes, and uh yeah,
just keep you know, keep keep listening. Thanks, appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:24):
Bye.
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