March 26, 2025 • 38 mins
Sommer, Schuyler and Jamie talk about the rather boring Season 18 Episode 20 of Married At First Sight
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Welcome to Man and Finally Single. I'm Jamie Blatt and.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm summer As, I'm Skyler Fast and now Jones And
this is a meretivers I fan podcast where we invite
a guest on who's never watched an episode. Hey, everybody,
welcome to another episode of We Mad and Finally Single.
There's probably be about one hundred episodes after this because
(00:29):
the season isn't going to end.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, we're just some poor skuy just gotten doctrinated into
the situation.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Where there's like, it's the reunion, the show's over, just
kidding show. Where are they now? Now?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Now?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Where are they now now?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Now?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah? Yeah, I feel like two months from now we'll
be like, here's the reunion post reunion, and we'll still
be like, why are we here?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
They did that with the Nashville remember that, Jamie. It
was like thousands of episodes after Yeah, they were like
Nicole's planning a picnic, let's go feed some horses.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Like yeah, it's like okay, yeah, can we stop please now?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
To be fair, because Jonesy joined me for part of
it yesterday, wow watching and he goes for a last episode.
This is really boring and so he walked out before
we got to the trailer of the next episode. So
joke's on him. The next episode will be the last
one and it will be interesting, be interesting.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, I agree, this episode was pretty boring.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah. I think for like a reunion, like not that
I wanted to see like water thrown in each other's
faces and leaving in anger. But I feel like last
season when I watched Reunion, there was so much drama
and then for such like a dramatic season of like
people leaving for other spouses and you know, blah blah blah,
(02:08):
it was just kind of like Jones put it best,
where it was very diplomatic on everybody's end. Yeah, And
I was like.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Oh, oh, good for them.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, I was like I'm happy for all of you,
really truly happy.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You know, they're trying to be mature. They don't want
to be like the Real housewise.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
But that's why we love the Real House Live.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh I know, I know. And I don't understand why
they don't why they don't realize that.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, they obviously had like a year to like think
about it, and we're like, well, I want you to
let by Guns be by Guns.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Like the most dramatic part was when mm's new squeeze
walks in and it's like, nice to see you, and hey,
KG walks by, and it was like dramatic, and then
that was.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Was this the one where he also as pasted the
call to marry them once?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yes, yes, we'll get even that was like anti clima.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
After the cameras have stopped rolling.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Right because I knew Pastor Cow wasn't gonna go okay
and get up and marry them, right.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
That would be crazy, but it would have been interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It would have been TV.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I mean, I feel like these producers don't understand they
are producing a reality TV show and there is not
enough drama in this reality TV show.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Like I need a producer to be like Pastor Cow,
you're gonna marry them now, And they're like, and if
you don't, you're not coming back next season in your
contract or at least just fake marry them even if
(03:56):
it's not like legitimate, just be like, you know what,
I I'd love to marry you. And then it's like
the set splits open and their family sitting behind them
and it's all of a sudden, like a set for
a wedding. And then they're like, oh my goodness, I
had no idea that we'd actually be getting married. And
then there's a Bible and Pastor Cal's standing there and
he's like, do you take this one? You know, like
(04:18):
make it would be ridiculous, but it would have been
better than let's chat online later. Next question, like, yeah, right.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Even John Oliver managed to marry. What did he marry?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
He married like a like a squash or like a
watermelon or something.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
What did he marry on his show?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Don't I can't remember, but he did that. He got
marry him married ceremony.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
To like a vegetable piece of fruit. It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's hilarious. I love it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, I just like they need to just remember that
they are producing a reality TV show. Yeah, we enjoy
the drama. I mean we thought that it was, I mean,
and it did. I mean, I guess it was kind
of drama when you know they were hinting all along
that there was gonna be infidelity and it's never happened
(05:19):
and blah blah blah and all this and then never
ended out. And where was the hair pulling? Where was
the tossing of the glass of wine in the I
mean Michelle should have tossed the glass of wine in
Madison's face, and then they start ripping each other's extensions
out and they go crazy and everybody else is going,
oh my gosh, and Carla's going oh with the sage
(05:40):
and she's saving the whole area because there's such a
negative energy.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Where was that scene?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yes, you need it to be memeable. Like I've never
really in depth watched Real Housewives, but I can tell
you about them and like the cats and I'm doing
the thing and they're screaming in the cats just like
on the other end. You know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, absolutely, I've never watched it either.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Right, but you know exactly what I'm talking about exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, yes, because those are scenes everybody talked about.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It was all over the internet.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I think you guys should be producing reality TV.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
We should be.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I'd be so stressed. I would be so anxious. I'd
be like, I don't know, I lost a cast member.
I don't know what to tell you or taste them down.
I'd be like, no, they don't want to be on
the show, so it's done. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I would do it.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, okay, so are we just gonna like I mean,
we can talk about how they they talked about because
they started off with the end of the Michelle David conversation,
which you know, what a big deal.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's just you know, about this dramatic thing, which you know.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Wasn't anything.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
No, I mean, yeah, it just.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That's kind of like how the whole episode was like, man.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Yeah, it's talking now.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It didn't live up to the to the previews.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
The previews made it seem like there was gonna be
a whole lot of drum that wasn't.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No. No. I mean because I was like sitting there
watching it and I was like, Okay, well we're only
a few minutes in. Okay, Well now we're only thirty
minutes in. Okay, Well now we're an hour in. Oh
there's another episode that was the most dramatic part. But
they were like next time I'm married. At first, I
was like, oh, we're going to get a preview of
(07:53):
the next season. Oh my god, we get a preview
of whatever this next.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh my god. These poor people.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Thought too is I'm like, could you imagine? It's like
they filmed this in like twenty twenty three, and then
they film the reunion presumably end of last year and
then it's still going. I would be like, just like
at this point, like doctor Pias probably had her baby
by now, like.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Probably. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I guess that was kind of dramatic that doctor Pia
is pregnant.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Maybe dramatic if she weren't married or she would or
are they doing DNA test and they find out it's
not her husband's child, but.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
She's like it's Devins.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, yes, that would be that's great reality TV.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
And then her in Madison Fight.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
They had to go and then everyone stepped channing Jerry Jerry.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
They're like, yeah, maths, maths, maths, maths.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You know, you know they married at first Sight had
a prime opportunity to capitalize on true drama when one
of the contestants married one of the doctors, one of
the experts that was I was like, oh really, okay.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
God, I know about that once you read it about
it and read it.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, it didn't even like come up on the show.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
No, oh no, they've never talked about it on the show.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
No, a wedding special. They could have been, like, you know,
sometimes experts set contestants up for failure because they really
want the contestant and now they're in love and they're married.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I will tell you the only thing that they did
was there was a time when her now husband, when
he was somebody else's husband and his wife at the
time in the experiment, we're sitting down the couch and
doctor Jessica laid into her you are a liar about it,
and I was like, Oh, this is getting good. And
(10:14):
then to find out later that that Jonathan and doctor
Jessica got married.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Ah, but they didn't.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Know where are they now, Let's do an episode of that.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
We should get them on the show.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh, get on it, Damie.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
That's a good one. Good idea.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
We'll have to reach out and see if we can't.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
There's there's a thread on Reddit I don't know if
we want like that talks about why true married at
first sight.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Fans are so.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Outraged, not because we watch it for the drama, but
because we watch it because of the experts. The advice
by the experts have helped us in our personal lives.
And they are saying that there's just the men, well
not just the men, but some people are just on
(11:03):
it for there's fifteen seconds of fame now or to
promote a business and they should just go on Temptation
Island instead of Married at First Sight.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
That's like saying I read Playboy for the articles, the
articles like no, no, if you're not watching Married at
First Sight to be like, what is doctor Pepper gonna
save in my marriage this week? Get out of here,
go listen to a podcast, preferably hours, and then go
(11:35):
listen to a marriage advice podcast.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I might have been one of those people who started
watching this show because of the advice. Yeah it was
absolutely well, but no, I know, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it was because well, because my
own failed marriage.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I was like I wanted to see these people who
are matched, you know, as strangers, work through things, and
you could see some of you and some of these
people and you're like, oh, I've done that before, Oh
that's not good yet or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, that's the only good.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I agree with them. And the fact that it seems
like people are just on the show just to be
on the show, like yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
And it just says something about society.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Where someone's willing to get married to a stranger and
go through.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Just for fifteen.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Seconds of fame or Instagram followers or character assassination.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You could just make a TikTok video and you know, and.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Especially like I feel like if that's what you're there for,
like don't go on Married at First Sight, like because
you know, nobody from Married at First Sight is doing
other things after the show. Note none of them are
going on the Traders, none of them. You know, if
you're on all the seasons of Survivor, or even one
season of Survivor and you make a good enough impression,
(13:05):
guess what, now you might get to go on the Challenge.
Now you might get to go on Yeah, the Traders.
Like Jonesy when we were watching Survivor together, he was like,
I didn't realize that people like fully built a career
out of this, Like some of those people have played
on their four or five seasons. A couple of them
(13:25):
have won the game twice. Like you you know, if
you're gonna build a career out of reality TV, like
I feel like Married at First Sight is not the move.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
But like I wonder why they don't go on any
of those shows. Maybe it's because of the network thing.
But now if it's moving to Peacock, then they might
be on The Traders at some point and then you
might see some But I don't know why I married
at First I has been sort of left off of
the you know shows like that. You know, I feel
(13:59):
like other love reality programs they take people from those
like you know, Bachelor.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Bachelorette, Love Island, Love.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Island, but they don't.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
They've always sort of maybe because married at First I
has seemed more like legitimate. But they also don't take
ninety day fiance people either, So maybe it's because it's
like seems.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
So legal and.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
They're like, oh, they're really They're they're not just on
a show just to be on a show.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, they're trying to find love.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
They're trying to find love, but so are they on
the Bachelor aren't they.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Theoretically Theoretically yes, but I think that your goal on
the Bachelor or Bachelor wrette is to become because it
used to be like, here's a random person that's now
this season's Bachelor, and then at some point it became
like this person was a fan favorite who had their
heart crash crushed and we were all upset, but guess what,
(14:54):
now they're the new Bachelor. Yes, I think it's like
your goal is to either you know, get your followers,
get your sponsors, or become like the next base of
the show.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Sure that makes sense, and that doesn't really happen with
Married at First Site.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, they recycle everyone like everyone that that wasn't they
even did that with a Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I really wish that they if they were going to
put anybody on the Traders though, my god, Married at
First Site I would love And Skylar doesn't know this reference,
but god, I want Thomas from Married at First Sight.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
You yes, yes, Thomas and Adrian, but mainly.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And Lindsay, Linda and from Boston has to be on there.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Well, they did like an all Stars episode. I don't
know if you guys saw this, like best moments, and
Lindsay and Mark won a bunch of them because they.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Are so funny.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
It's hysterical. I love Lindsay. But Lindsay's not in the
spotlight anymore. She was for like, you know again, like
maybe she might have had a minute of fame instead
fifteen seconds because she came back on a few like
reunion episodes, I think.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
But then, yeah, she was good TV.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Lindsay put her on the Traders. I mean, there are
some people in The Traders where it's like they haven't
been there in a minute. Like this past season they
had Bob Harper and they're like Biggest Loser, and I
was like, do people know what that show is?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Still?
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Oh? I mean it was an NBC show though, that's why.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Right, So, like I'm saying, if it's in the NBC
like Umbrella, then they might start doing that, you know,
and maybe married at First Sight will be like better.
They also don't have people from like Queer Eye or
anything like that on on Traders and stuff, you.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Know, but they do have like Survivor, which is CBS.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I don't know, Yeah, I'm not well, Queer Eyes totally
different network as well. But like I'm thinking maybe because
they because it feels like they're real people really trying
to get something solid.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Maybe that's why it's not like, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Maybe it just also doesn't feel as epic as like
Survivor or Big Brother or any of that. I haven't
seen anybody from the Circle on The Traders yet either,
but it's still pretty new, right, It's been around for
a while.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, okay about the amazing race are the people from
the Amazing Race.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I don't know, but do they have anyone from the
Circle on? I haven't really seen that much of the Traders.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Well you're missing out. I don't think they have, you.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Know, why not to get on the topic of the Traders,
I'm not really into medieval castle stuff doesn't do it
for me. I don't I'm the whole like medieval castle
like thing.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I'm like, I know, It's.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Why I didn't watch it for the longest time. And
then I was like, Okay, I'll check out one episode
and maybe I watched like two, but yeah, I'm not
really into it.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
The theme doesn't do it for me.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Some people watch it for the competitions. Some watch it
because their favorite contestants are on their summer She's like,
not the right setting a Scottish castle, No, thank you? Wow?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, okay, well okay, so anyway back to Meredith.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Now we're talked about literally every other show.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Was brought to you by, every brought to you by
what every reality show except Meredith?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Right?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
So much?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
All right? What else? I mean? Carla? There was Carla
and Wan they had their talk.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I did like that, Like I said, I love Carla.
I think she's freaking great. She like just knows who
she is and she's like yeah, yeah, She's like, I
don't have any regrets.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, yeah, I do it. The honeymoon when you forgot
about me, because nobody should forget about their wife. That like,
this wasn't gonna work. And I was like, good for you,
but you still had a fun time.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
And then when she like explained like the not tantric yoga.
What was it?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Oh no, it.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Was it's tantrick well tantric. Uh what was it called.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
It wasn't yoga though it was yoga.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
It was well tantric tantric.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It is a yoga form of yoga.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Oh okay. Well, when we talked about that and she
was like, it was like we did.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Need her there? What she was like, we did need
her there?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah? Yeaheah. He's like it's to help you think about
things in a different way, like outside of just like sex.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
It was like, good for you for explaining yourself and
not backing down.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I love that about her. She just really knows who
she is. She's really confident in herself. I love that
neither one of them have any regrets. I love that
they both try to make it work. I like their friendship,
you know, yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
It's nice.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
So well like, yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I do you really want to I do really want
to be friends with Carla.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
That's my I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Try to make just reach out to her and be like, hey, girl,
I love you all.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Maybe I will. She's so good.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I might not say that though, that might be a
little creepy, but you know, say.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Hey, I want to join your cult.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Me up and doctor made me know. I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh god, Okay, let's keep going. Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
The next thing with Kevin brought out all the men
and talked with all the men. That was fun, right,
I mean, okay, let's talk about the drama right up front.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Alan tried to sit in Kevin's chair.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I didn't even Yeah, well, they made a whole thing
about it.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
You can't sit there, that's ken. Oh it's Kevin's chare.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
So I might have fallen asleep.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
That I did fall asleep a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
That might have been when I went to go stir
my soup. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Oh man. Yeah. I mean.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
The only other thing, the only other thing that I
think is odd is that Thomas. I can't even say
it without laughing. Thomas goes to David for relationship.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
That is pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I was like, what, Michael, okay.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Did this being the man who's married?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Oh yeah, I'm moving.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Nothing better to do on a Sunday than just sit
here being born. This is a rabbiting podcast episode.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
I mean, listen, we got Loofy.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh you know what Lufy.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yes favor and you know this is how much real
estate Married at first Sight takes up in my brain?
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Like? Last week before I watched this episode, I was
randomly thinking about Loufy Really yeah, okays.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
The season honestly, I was like, I wonder.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
What Lufy's up to.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Lufy was a character and then they kind of just
stopped covering him.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Maybe maybe the next episode will be all about Loofy.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Well, we know that Luy has a yard to play.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
In, so ce yes, I did love that. I did
love that.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Did you notice just because there wasn't a lot to
did you notice that they have different colored chairs for
different guests that come out?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Did you notice this? Did you notice because the because.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
The experts are social workers, as your mother calls them,
they sat in in Royal blue chairs. Kevin's chair is
different from and Kevin's chair is different from the other chairs.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I guess that makes sense because otherwise someone's gonna sit
in your chair.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yes, really you think they need different colored chairs. In
the red chair, you sit in the blue chair, don't
sit in the black chair.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
That's Kevin's chair.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, and they can follow instructions or not that.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
But also maybe if they're wearing certain colors, they're like, oh,
that's going to London too much.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah, I can wonder who's styling them. Are they styling
themselves or the person? You know?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Oh? Can we also talk speaking of styling, where he
was like Madison, is there anything you want to change
about David's look? And She's like, I mean maybe tighter shirts,
but I think he dress as well. Yikes, but Alan
dressed terribly Okay yeah, mm hmm, we live your truth, queen.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
A. Yep, she really is infatuated with him. I really
did love Michelle's dress though.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
That was pretty.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
It was.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Gorgeous. Great, she looked like a movie star.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
She has a movie star, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Michelle brought up the rumor about that maybe Madison and
David were originally supposed to be.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Brought it up.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Yeah, so we would never do that.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Right Pastor cown Absolutely not, We would not do that.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Do you believe them?
Speaker 4 (25:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
No, no, they were a.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Little too adamant about the fact that they weren't doing that.
Do you know when you over No, No, absolutely no,
we would never.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
No, that is not something we know. We all talked
about and as like, okay, dude, you're over selling this now.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Well that's what I always say, like on like not
to go back to Big Brother and Survivor. But if
people are like, you know, I would one hundred percent
never do that, then that means that there's one hundred
percent chance that they would have done that and exactly.
And I feel like it's very much that where it's
like we want hundred percent in it. Absolutely not, and
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it's like okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, I mean if they did do it, though, that.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
They got to keep that.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I mean, it would have to be the biggest secret
ever because I mean, you're you're screwing around with people's
like legal marriages.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
It's like terrific.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I don't know, I kind of believe them because I'm like,
I don't know if I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I think, Okay, well, if they didn't do it, then
it was a drunk intern that switched the pictures in
the envelope and then when they opened up the envelopes
and these are the two were Oh Madison and Alan.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I feel like that's what happened.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah, that in turn was fired and will never work
in this town again.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
No, those does end up on Temptation Island.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Oh my goodness. Wow other reality shows have we not
discussed yet?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Oh? I do want to m M miscarried. M Oh, yeah,
that was well first of all that she shared that,
but wow, that was the only drama on the show.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah, and it was sad drama. I just want her
to be happy. I want her to have everything that
she deserves.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
And yeah, because she is a phenomenal woman. She really is.
Yeah a Michelle Obama.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Yeah about Brandon though, I don't know, do.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Guys think weird vibes?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Weird vibes?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
I mean the whole again, I need to know the
whole backstory, in the whole timeline of this situation, because
it's still feels weird where they're like, we went to
school together and haven't spoken in twenty five years and
now we're getting married.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Yeah, that's time I get hashed out for sure.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah, talk about another timeline conspiracy.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Mm hmm, that's what I was gonna say. We'll never
get the true answer.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Do we think that they'll stay together?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
MMn Brandon, mm hmmm. I don't know. There's something off
about it, something very off.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I don't feel the chemistry between them. I don't feel
the way they talk.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
It should, that should radiate off the screen. Really.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I mean, if you've ever seen people in love that
are truly in love when they're on even on television,
you can feel it, you can.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Speak Madison and David.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Well, I wasn't really feeling that, but I'm okay with it.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
I was feeling blest.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
We've been together for a year though, and they bought
a property to get or wait no, yeah, he moved.
They bought a property in Iowa and then they moved
in together.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
But he moved into her apartment first.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Yes, I think they're still there.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
They're still there, yeah, because the investment property is in Iowa,
So because that's where his brother lives or something like that,
and so whatever sounds sus.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
What is going on? First off, why is somebody willingly
moving to Iowa.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah right, I'm from there, and I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah, everybody always gets Iowa and Ohio mixed upstandably so.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yes, true, both flat Midwestern places.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Full of corn and racism.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
And in Ohio's case, nazis. That's cool. I love that.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I well, lots of farmers, lots of pigs.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I love pigs.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I know.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
A most pigs out of any state.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, you know the whole marriage thing, they I want
you to marry us right now. You have to have
a license.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
You have to go get a marriage license before you
can be married.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
That was just a stunt, and that maybe that's why
I'm a little bit suspect of.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Him exactly, which, but to Skylar's point, then he could
have just fake married them because they wouldn't have really
been married because they didn't have a license. Because you
have to go to the courthouse first before you go
to get married. You can't do it afterwards. It doesn't
work retroactively.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
You can't go.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh, by the way, we got married on the TV
show and now we need a lady.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Did the couple in front of me at the courthouse
when Jonesy and I got married, Boy, did they learn
that the hard way? Oh so here's some drama from
the Beverly Hills courthouse. There was this like young couple
that were probably I was like, can you guys even
legally drink? And they were like, we are married. Here's
this guy's signature. He married us, And like the woman
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at the desk is just like looking at it and
looks up at them and looks back down. And Jonesy
and are like trying to figure out what's going on,
while also like very excited because we're there in our
best little suits looking cute and the woe. He's like, yeah,
so I don't think you realized this. Actually I know
you don't. You guys did this backwards. So your marriage
(31:38):
and air quotes for those that are not watching this
but listening, your marriage isn't real. So you're gonna have
to redo all of this. And I was like lough
and he was like turned to her and was like,
your brother told us that this was fine. I was like,
uh oh, uh oh, they're gonna get divorced in front
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of us, And then Jones and I walked up because
they finally shuffled them aside, and we were like, hello,
take us back to the room to get married. We
are ready, and they were like, okay, fell out this
paperwork and then we'll select a date. And we were like, oh,
we thought we were like doing it today, so we
also didn't know what we were doing.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
But yeah, so at least you had a license, right.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, that's what we were. We were getting all that.
We were like, you had to redo it.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
You were in your cute suits and you had to
go back.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah, but I mean we still had plans to go
to Disney anyway, because like he had the day off
from work. I had the day off from work. So
we were like, well, we got our paperwork and our
data is in a month, so we'll come back, we'll
look even cuter, and let's go enjoy the day of Disney.
And we did.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah, it's a process.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I mean the only place that I think you can,
and I think even in Vegas, I think you have to.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I think I did it in Vegas and people are
getting drunk and stuff because.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I can make money all because it probably costs like
fifty to seventy five dollars or something for the license
and then to get married.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
So they just do the license right there, and then
they married. You married.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
That's the only place I know of where you can
do is Vegas.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
I watched that happen in Nonora last night.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah movie, I love that movie. I really love that.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
It was it was okay. I had some issues.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Now we're talking about Anora.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
That's how badly we don't want to talk about married
at first sight.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Listen. I mentioned what I needed to They needed their
tantric romance section. We talked about loofy and we talked
about high ary with diplomatic yep.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
And diplomatic does not make good television.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
No, is there anything else we need to talk about
about this episode?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Okay, then.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
It was great.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Great.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I guess we're done until next week with the where
are they now?
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Or whatever? It's even whatever.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
You don't find any record of this online.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I was on the web Lifetime website. I didn't see it.
It wasn't keewed up on my DVR because normally it
would be chewed up on the DVR, and it wasn't cuted.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Up next week.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
But it's the next episode. Maybe it's not next week then.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I mean it might be, but it may be one
of those because also my DVR doesn't automatically record.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
You did find it on.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
What Futon Critic. So there are two episodes, no, but
I think one of them is like kind of like
another after show type of thing. So on the twenty fifth,
where are they now, it's vow or never, So maybe
it's going to be David and oh.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
No, it's a it's it's it's mm's wedding.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Uh yeah, are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
There's an episode after that that is literally right afterwards
at ten a look Back Chicago.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
So presumably after the look back it's done in the words.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
To be presumably married at first Light Chicago is done.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Maybe maybe so I'll look back and that when does
that one air?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Uh? Literally the same night, so it's really like yeah,
so it's probably like the after party. It's probably like
that where it's like a shorter thirty minute thing. Okay,
like clip show. I'm assuming. I don't know. I'm not
a producer. I don't know. I don't look at me.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Okay, all right, well, uh so I guess does anybody
have any shows to plug Jamie's show Skyler show?
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yes, hang on, I have a show on April eighteenth,
twenty twenty five. So in a month on Good Friday
called Holy Tits, Yeah, the April edition of rock Hard
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Tits and Seed by my gorgeous husband. There will be nuns,
there will be priests, there will be tits, there will
be tits, there will be you know, maybe a protest and.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It is.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
It will be way more exciting than Married at First Right.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
If you liked the Married at First Sight reunion for
all the drama, then you'll love Holy Tits.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
If you like it.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Married a first night bachelorette party, you'll.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Love Yeah, m hm, you'll love Holy Tits. Hosted by
our new venue, Sassafras. Oh is in Where is this looking?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
That's cute. Oh I've never even seen this place. Jonesy
does everything. I just record it on Vine Street in
Los Angeles. Presumably there's a different Sassafras anyway, Sassafras, holys
Good Friday.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Good Friday.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yes, and Jamie your show.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Mirthquake is on April twelfth at goldwal Bar in Glendale.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Six pm.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
So it's early enough that you know you can have
dinner afterwards, but come for a happy hour.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yes, and then.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
I'm also teaching another stand up class, which is on
sale right now for a few more days. If anyone
wants to try stand up in Los Angeles.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Awesome, great, yay yay.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
This was a great show.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Riveting, riveting,
Welcome to Man and Finally Single. I'm Jamie Blatt and.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm summer As, I'm Skyler Fast and now Jones And
this is a meretivers I fan podcast where we invite
a guest on who's never watched an episode. Hey, everybody,
welcome to another episode of We Mad and Finally Single.
There's probably be about one hundred episodes after this because
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the season isn't going to end.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, we're just some poor skuy just gotten doctrinated into
the situation.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Where there's like, it's the reunion, the show's over, just
kidding show. Where are they now? Now?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Now?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Where are they now now?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Now?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah? Yeah, I feel like two months from now we'll
be like, here's the reunion post reunion, and we'll still
be like, why are we here?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
They did that with the Nashville remember that, Jamie. It
was like thousands of episodes after Yeah, they were like
Nicole's planning a picnic, let's go feed some horses.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Like yeah, it's like okay, yeah, can we stop please now?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
To be fair, because Jonesy joined me for part of
it yesterday, wow watching and he goes for a last episode.
This is really boring and so he walked out before
we got to the trailer of the next episode. So
joke's on him. The next episode will be the last
one and it will be interesting, be interesting.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, I agree, this episode was pretty boring.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah. I think for like a reunion, like not that
I wanted to see like water thrown in each other's
faces and leaving in anger. But I feel like last
season when I watched Reunion, there was so much drama
and then for such like a dramatic season of like
people leaving for other spouses and you know, blah blah blah,
(02:08):
it was just kind of like Jones put it best,
where it was very diplomatic on everybody's end. Yeah, And
I was like.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Oh, oh, good for them.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, I was like I'm happy for all of you,
really truly happy.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You know, they're trying to be mature. They don't want
to be like the Real housewise.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
But that's why we love the Real House Live.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh I know, I know. And I don't understand why
they don't why they don't realize that.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, they obviously had like a year to like think
about it, and we're like, well, I want you to
let by Guns be by Guns.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Like the most dramatic part was when mm's new squeeze
walks in and it's like, nice to see you, and hey,
KG walks by, and it was like dramatic, and then
that was.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Was this the one where he also as pasted the
call to marry them once?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yes, yes, we'll get even that was like anti clima.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
After the cameras have stopped rolling.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Right because I knew Pastor Cow wasn't gonna go okay
and get up and marry them, right.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
That would be crazy, but it would have been interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It would have been TV.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I mean, I feel like these producers don't understand they
are producing a reality TV show and there is not
enough drama in this reality TV show.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Like I need a producer to be like Pastor Cow,
you're gonna marry them now, And they're like, and if
you don't, you're not coming back next season in your
contract or at least just fake marry them even if
(03:56):
it's not like legitimate, just be like, you know what,
I I'd love to marry you. And then it's like
the set splits open and their family sitting behind them
and it's all of a sudden, like a set for
a wedding. And then they're like, oh my goodness, I
had no idea that we'd actually be getting married. And
then there's a Bible and Pastor Cal's standing there and
he's like, do you take this one? You know, like
(04:18):
make it would be ridiculous, but it would have been
better than let's chat online later. Next question, like, yeah, right.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Even John Oliver managed to marry. What did he marry?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
He married like a like a squash or like a
watermelon or something.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
What did he marry on his show?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Don't I can't remember, but he did that. He got
marry him married ceremony.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
To like a vegetable piece of fruit. It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's hilarious. I love it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, I just like they need to just remember that
they are producing a reality TV show. Yeah, we enjoy
the drama. I mean we thought that it was, I mean,
and it did. I mean, I guess it was kind
of drama when you know they were hinting all along
that there was gonna be infidelity and it's never happened
(05:19):
and blah blah blah and all this and then never
ended out. And where was the hair pulling? Where was
the tossing of the glass of wine in the I
mean Michelle should have tossed the glass of wine in
Madison's face, and then they start ripping each other's extensions
out and they go crazy and everybody else is going,
oh my gosh, and Carla's going oh with the sage
(05:40):
and she's saving the whole area because there's such a
negative energy.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Where was that scene?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yes, you need it to be memeable. Like I've never
really in depth watched Real Housewives, but I can tell
you about them and like the cats and I'm doing
the thing and they're screaming in the cats just like
on the other end. You know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, absolutely, I've never watched it either.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Right, but you know exactly what I'm talking about exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, yes, because those are scenes everybody talked about.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It was all over the internet.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I think you guys should be producing reality TV.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
We should be.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I'd be so stressed. I would be so anxious. I'd
be like, I don't know, I lost a cast member.
I don't know what to tell you or taste them down.
I'd be like, no, they don't want to be on
the show, so it's done. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I would do it.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, okay, so are we just gonna like I mean,
we can talk about how they they talked about because
they started off with the end of the Michelle David conversation,
which you know, what a big deal.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's just you know, about this dramatic thing, which you know.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Wasn't anything.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
No, I mean, yeah, it just.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That's kind of like how the whole episode was like, man.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Yeah, it's talking now.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It didn't live up to the to the previews.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
The previews made it seem like there was gonna be
a whole lot of drum that wasn't.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No. No. I mean because I was like sitting there
watching it and I was like, Okay, well we're only
a few minutes in. Okay, Well now we're only thirty
minutes in. Okay, Well now we're an hour in. Oh
there's another episode that was the most dramatic part. But
they were like next time I'm married. At first, I
was like, oh, we're going to get a preview of
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the next season. Oh my god, we get a preview
of whatever this next.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh my god. These poor people.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Thought too is I'm like, could you imagine? It's like
they filmed this in like twenty twenty three, and then
they film the reunion presumably end of last year and
then it's still going. I would be like, just like
at this point, like doctor Pias probably had her baby
by now, like.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Probably. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I guess that was kind of dramatic that doctor Pia
is pregnant.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Maybe dramatic if she weren't married or she would or
are they doing DNA test and they find out it's
not her husband's child, but.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
She's like it's Devins.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, yes, that would be that's great reality TV.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
And then her in Madison Fight.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
They had to go and then everyone stepped channing Jerry Jerry.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
They're like, yeah, maths, maths, maths, maths.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You know, you know they married at first Sight had
a prime opportunity to capitalize on true drama when one
of the contestants married one of the doctors, one of
the experts that was I was like, oh really, okay.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
God, I know about that once you read it about
it and read it.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, it didn't even like come up on the show.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
No, oh no, they've never talked about it on the show.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
No, a wedding special. They could have been, like, you know,
sometimes experts set contestants up for failure because they really
want the contestant and now they're in love and they're married.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I will tell you the only thing that they did
was there was a time when her now husband, when
he was somebody else's husband and his wife at the
time in the experiment, we're sitting down the couch and
doctor Jessica laid into her you are a liar about it,
and I was like, Oh, this is getting good. And
(10:14):
then to find out later that that Jonathan and doctor
Jessica got married.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Ah, but they didn't.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Know where are they now, Let's do an episode of that.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
We should get them on the show.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh, get on it, Damie.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
That's a good one. Good idea.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
We'll have to reach out and see if we can't.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
There's there's a thread on Reddit I don't know if
we want like that talks about why true married at
first sight.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Fans are so.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Outraged, not because we watch it for the drama, but
because we watch it because of the experts. The advice
by the experts have helped us in our personal lives.
And they are saying that there's just the men, well
not just the men, but some people are just on
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it for there's fifteen seconds of fame now or to
promote a business and they should just go on Temptation
Island instead of Married at First Sight.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
That's like saying I read Playboy for the articles, the
articles like no, no, if you're not watching Married at
First Sight to be like, what is doctor Pepper gonna
save in my marriage this week? Get out of here,
go listen to a podcast, preferably hours, and then go
(11:35):
listen to a marriage advice podcast.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I might have been one of those people who started
watching this show because of the advice. Yeah it was
absolutely well, but no, I know, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it was because well, because my
own failed marriage.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I was like I wanted to see these people who
are matched, you know, as strangers, work through things, and
you could see some of you and some of these
people and you're like, oh, I've done that before, Oh
that's not good yet or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, that's the only good.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I agree with them. And the fact that it seems
like people are just on the show just to be
on the show, like yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
And it just says something about society.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Where someone's willing to get married to a stranger and
go through.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Just for fifteen.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Seconds of fame or Instagram followers or character assassination.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You could just make a TikTok video and you know, and.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Especially like I feel like if that's what you're there for,
like don't go on Married at First Sight, like because
you know, nobody from Married at First Sight is doing
other things after the show. Note none of them are
going on the Traders, none of them. You know, if
you're on all the seasons of Survivor, or even one
season of Survivor and you make a good enough impression,
(13:05):
guess what, now you might get to go on the Challenge.
Now you might get to go on Yeah, the Traders.
Like Jonesy when we were watching Survivor together, he was like,
I didn't realize that people like fully built a career
out of this, Like some of those people have played
on their four or five seasons. A couple of them
(13:25):
have won the game twice. Like you you know, if
you're gonna build a career out of reality TV, like
I feel like Married at First Sight is not the move.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
But like I wonder why they don't go on any
of those shows. Maybe it's because of the network thing.
But now if it's moving to Peacock, then they might
be on The Traders at some point and then you
might see some But I don't know why I married
at First I has been sort of left off of
the you know shows like that. You know, I feel
(13:59):
like other love reality programs they take people from those
like you know, Bachelor.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Bachelorette, Love Island, Love.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Island, but they don't.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
They've always sort of maybe because married at First I
has seemed more like legitimate. But they also don't take
ninety day fiance people either, So maybe it's because it's
like seems.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
So legal and.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
They're like, oh, they're really They're they're not just on
a show just to be on a show.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, they're trying to find love.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
They're trying to find love, but so are they on
the Bachelor aren't they.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Theoretically Theoretically yes, but I think that your goal on
the Bachelor or Bachelor wrette is to become because it
used to be like, here's a random person that's now
this season's Bachelor, and then at some point it became
like this person was a fan favorite who had their
heart crash crushed and we were all upset, but guess what,
(14:54):
now they're the new Bachelor. Yes, I think it's like
your goal is to either you know, get your followers,
get your sponsors, or become like the next base of
the show.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Sure that makes sense, and that doesn't really happen with
Married at First Site.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, they recycle everyone like everyone that that wasn't they
even did that with a Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I really wish that they if they were going to
put anybody on the Traders though, my god, Married at
First Site I would love And Skylar doesn't know this reference,
but god, I want Thomas from Married at First Sight.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
You yes, yes, Thomas and Adrian, but mainly.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And Lindsay, Linda and from Boston has to be on there.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Well, they did like an all Stars episode. I don't
know if you guys saw this, like best moments, and
Lindsay and Mark won a bunch of them because they.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Are so funny.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
It's hysterical. I love Lindsay. But Lindsay's not in the
spotlight anymore. She was for like, you know again, like
maybe she might have had a minute of fame instead
fifteen seconds because she came back on a few like
reunion episodes, I think.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
But then, yeah, she was good TV.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Lindsay put her on the Traders. I mean, there are
some people in The Traders where it's like they haven't
been there in a minute. Like this past season they
had Bob Harper and they're like Biggest Loser, and I
was like, do people know what that show is?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Still?
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Oh? I mean it was an NBC show though, that's why.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Right, So, like I'm saying, if it's in the NBC
like Umbrella, then they might start doing that, you know,
and maybe married at First Sight will be like better.
They also don't have people from like Queer Eye or
anything like that on on Traders and stuff, you.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Know, but they do have like Survivor, which is CBS.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I don't know, Yeah, I'm not well, Queer Eyes totally
different network as well. But like I'm thinking maybe because
they because it feels like they're real people really trying
to get something solid.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Maybe that's why it's not like, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Maybe it just also doesn't feel as epic as like
Survivor or Big Brother or any of that. I haven't
seen anybody from the Circle on The Traders yet either,
but it's still pretty new, right, It's been around for
a while.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, okay about the amazing race are the people from
the Amazing Race.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I don't know, but do they have anyone from the
Circle on? I haven't really seen that much of the Traders.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Well you're missing out. I don't think they have, you.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Know, why not to get on the topic of the Traders,
I'm not really into medieval castle stuff doesn't do it
for me. I don't I'm the whole like medieval castle
like thing.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I'm like, I know, It's.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Why I didn't watch it for the longest time. And
then I was like, Okay, I'll check out one episode
and maybe I watched like two, but yeah, I'm not
really into it.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
The theme doesn't do it for me.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Some people watch it for the competitions. Some watch it
because their favorite contestants are on their summer She's like,
not the right setting a Scottish castle, No, thank you? Wow?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, okay, well okay, so anyway back to Meredith.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Now we're talked about literally every other show.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Was brought to you by, every brought to you by
what every reality show except Meredith?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Right?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
So much?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
All right? What else? I mean? Carla? There was Carla
and Wan they had their talk.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I did like that, Like I said, I love Carla.
I think she's freaking great. She like just knows who
she is and she's like yeah, yeah, She's like, I
don't have any regrets.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, yeah, I do it. The honeymoon when you forgot
about me, because nobody should forget about their wife. That like,
this wasn't gonna work. And I was like, good for you,
but you still had a fun time.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
And then when she like explained like the not tantric yoga.
What was it?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Oh no, it.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Was it's tantrick well tantric. Uh what was it called.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
It wasn't yoga though it was yoga.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
It was well tantric tantric.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It is a yoga form of yoga.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Oh okay. Well, when we talked about that and she
was like, it was like we did.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Need her there? What she was like, we did need
her there?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah? Yeaheah. He's like it's to help you think about
things in a different way, like outside of just like sex.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
It was like, good for you for explaining yourself and
not backing down.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I love that about her. She just really knows who
she is. She's really confident in herself. I love that
neither one of them have any regrets. I love that
they both try to make it work. I like their friendship,
you know, yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
It's nice.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
So well like, yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I do you really want to I do really want
to be friends with Carla.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
That's my I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Try to make just reach out to her and be like, hey, girl,
I love you all.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Maybe I will. She's so good.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I might not say that though, that might be a
little creepy, but you know, say.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Hey, I want to join your cult.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Me up and doctor made me know. I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh god, Okay, let's keep going. Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
The next thing with Kevin brought out all the men
and talked with all the men. That was fun, right,
I mean, okay, let's talk about the drama right up front.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Alan tried to sit in Kevin's chair.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I didn't even Yeah, well, they made a whole thing
about it.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
You can't sit there, that's ken. Oh it's Kevin's chare.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
So I might have fallen asleep.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
That I did fall asleep a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
That might have been when I went to go stir
my soup. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Oh man. Yeah. I mean.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
The only other thing, the only other thing that I
think is odd is that Thomas. I can't even say
it without laughing. Thomas goes to David for relationship.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
That is pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I was like, what, Michael, okay.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Did this being the man who's married?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Oh yeah, I'm moving.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Nothing better to do on a Sunday than just sit
here being born. This is a rabbiting podcast episode.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
I mean, listen, we got Loofy.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh you know what Lufy.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yes favor and you know this is how much real
estate Married at first Sight takes up in my brain?
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Like? Last week before I watched this episode, I was
randomly thinking about Loufy Really yeah, okays.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
The season honestly, I was like, I wonder.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
What Lufy's up to.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Lufy was a character and then they kind of just
stopped covering him.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Maybe maybe the next episode will be all about Loofy.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Well, we know that Luy has a yard to play.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
In, so ce yes, I did love that. I did
love that.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Did you notice just because there wasn't a lot to
did you notice that they have different colored chairs for
different guests that come out?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Did you notice this? Did you notice because the because.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
The experts are social workers, as your mother calls them,
they sat in in Royal blue chairs. Kevin's chair is
different from and Kevin's chair is different from the other chairs.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I guess that makes sense because otherwise someone's gonna sit
in your chair.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yes, really you think they need different colored chairs. In
the red chair, you sit in the blue chair, don't
sit in the black chair.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
That's Kevin's chair.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, and they can follow instructions or not that.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
But also maybe if they're wearing certain colors, they're like, oh,
that's going to London too much.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah, I can wonder who's styling them. Are they styling
themselves or the person? You know?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Oh? Can we also talk speaking of styling, where he
was like Madison, is there anything you want to change
about David's look? And She's like, I mean maybe tighter shirts,
but I think he dress as well. Yikes, but Alan
dressed terribly Okay yeah, mm hmm, we live your truth, queen.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
A. Yep, she really is infatuated with him. I really
did love Michelle's dress though.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
That was pretty.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
It was.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Gorgeous. Great, she looked like a movie star.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
She has a movie star, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Michelle brought up the rumor about that maybe Madison and
David were originally supposed to be.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Brought it up.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Yeah, so we would never do that.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Right Pastor cown Absolutely not, We would not do that.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Do you believe them?
Speaker 4 (25:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
No, no, they were a.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Little too adamant about the fact that they weren't doing that.
Do you know when you over No, No, absolutely no,
we would never.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
No, that is not something we know. We all talked
about and as like, okay, dude, you're over selling this now.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Well that's what I always say, like on like not
to go back to Big Brother and Survivor. But if
people are like, you know, I would one hundred percent
never do that, then that means that there's one hundred
percent chance that they would have done that and exactly.
And I feel like it's very much that where it's
like we want hundred percent in it. Absolutely not, and
(26:01):
it's like okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, I mean if they did do it, though, that.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
They got to keep that.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I mean, it would have to be the biggest secret
ever because I mean, you're you're screwing around with people's
like legal marriages.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
It's like terrific.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I don't know, I kind of believe them because I'm like,
I don't know if I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I think, Okay, well, if they didn't do it, then
it was a drunk intern that switched the pictures in
the envelope and then when they opened up the envelopes
and these are the two were Oh Madison and Alan.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I feel like that's what happened.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah, that in turn was fired and will never work
in this town again.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
No, those does end up on Temptation Island.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Oh my goodness. Wow other reality shows have we not
discussed yet?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Oh? I do want to m M miscarried. M Oh, yeah,
that was well first of all that she shared that,
but wow, that was the only drama on the show.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah, and it was sad drama. I just want her
to be happy. I want her to have everything that
she deserves.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
And yeah, because she is a phenomenal woman. She really is.
Yeah a Michelle Obama.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Yeah about Brandon though, I don't know, do.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Guys think weird vibes?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Weird vibes?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
I mean the whole again, I need to know the
whole backstory, in the whole timeline of this situation, because
it's still feels weird where they're like, we went to
school together and haven't spoken in twenty five years and
now we're getting married.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Yeah, that's time I get hashed out for sure.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah, talk about another timeline conspiracy.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Mm hmm, that's what I was gonna say. We'll never
get the true answer.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Do we think that they'll stay together?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
MMn Brandon, mm hmmm. I don't know. There's something off
about it, something very off.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I don't feel the chemistry between them. I don't feel
the way they talk.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
It should, that should radiate off the screen. Really.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I mean, if you've ever seen people in love that
are truly in love when they're on even on television,
you can feel it, you can.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Speak Madison and David.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Well, I wasn't really feeling that, but I'm okay with it.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
I was feeling blest.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
We've been together for a year though, and they bought
a property to get or wait no, yeah, he moved.
They bought a property in Iowa and then they moved
in together.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
But he moved into her apartment first.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Yes, I think they're still there.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
They're still there, yeah, because the investment property is in Iowa,
So because that's where his brother lives or something like that,
and so whatever sounds sus.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
What is going on? First off, why is somebody willingly
moving to Iowa.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah right, I'm from there, and I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah, everybody always gets Iowa and Ohio mixed upstandably so.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yes, true, both flat Midwestern places.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Full of corn and racism.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
And in Ohio's case, nazis. That's cool. I love that.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I well, lots of farmers, lots of pigs.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I love pigs.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I know.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
A most pigs out of any state.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, you know the whole marriage thing, they I want
you to marry us right now. You have to have
a license.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
You have to go get a marriage license before you
can be married.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
That was just a stunt, and that maybe that's why
I'm a little bit suspect of.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Him exactly, which, but to Skylar's point, then he could
have just fake married them because they wouldn't have really
been married because they didn't have a license. Because you
have to go to the courthouse first before you go
to get married. You can't do it afterwards. It doesn't
work retroactively.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
You can't go.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh, by the way, we got married on the TV
show and now we need a lady.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Did the couple in front of me at the courthouse
when Jonesy and I got married, Boy, did they learn
that the hard way? Oh so here's some drama from
the Beverly Hills courthouse. There was this like young couple
that were probably I was like, can you guys even
legally drink? And they were like, we are married. Here's
this guy's signature. He married us, And like the woman
(31:15):
at the desk is just like looking at it and
looks up at them and looks back down. And Jonesy
and are like trying to figure out what's going on,
while also like very excited because we're there in our
best little suits looking cute and the woe. He's like, yeah,
so I don't think you realized this. Actually I know
you don't. You guys did this backwards. So your marriage
(31:38):
and air quotes for those that are not watching this
but listening, your marriage isn't real. So you're gonna have
to redo all of this. And I was like lough
and he was like turned to her and was like,
your brother told us that this was fine. I was like,
uh oh, uh oh, they're gonna get divorced in front
(31:58):
of us, And then Jones and I walked up because
they finally shuffled them aside, and we were like, hello,
take us back to the room to get married. We
are ready, and they were like, okay, fell out this
paperwork and then we'll select a date. And we were like, oh,
we thought we were like doing it today, so we
also didn't know what we were doing.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
But yeah, so at least you had a license, right.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, that's what we were. We were getting all that.
We were like, you had to redo it.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
You were in your cute suits and you had to
go back.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah, but I mean we still had plans to go
to Disney anyway, because like he had the day off
from work. I had the day off from work. So
we were like, well, we got our paperwork and our
data is in a month, so we'll come back, we'll
look even cuter, and let's go enjoy the day of Disney.
And we did.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah, it's a process.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I mean the only place that I think you can,
and I think even in Vegas, I think you have to.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I think I did it in Vegas and people are
getting drunk and stuff because.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I can make money all because it probably costs like
fifty to seventy five dollars or something for the license
and then to get married.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
So they just do the license right there, and then
they married. You married.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
That's the only place I know of where you can
do is Vegas.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
I watched that happen in Nonora last night.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah movie, I love that movie. I really love that.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
It was it was okay. I had some issues.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Now we're talking about Anora.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
That's how badly we don't want to talk about married
at first sight.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Listen. I mentioned what I needed to They needed their
tantric romance section. We talked about loofy and we talked
about high ary with diplomatic yep.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
And diplomatic does not make good television.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
No, is there anything else we need to talk about
about this episode?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Okay, then.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
It was great.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Great.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I guess we're done until next week with the where
are they now?
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Or whatever? It's even whatever.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
You don't find any record of this online.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I was on the web Lifetime website. I didn't see it.
It wasn't keewed up on my DVR because normally it
would be chewed up on the DVR, and it wasn't cuted.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Up next week.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
But it's the next episode. Maybe it's not next week then.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I mean it might be, but it may be one
of those because also my DVR doesn't automatically record.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
You did find it on.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
What Futon Critic. So there are two episodes, no, but
I think one of them is like kind of like
another after show type of thing. So on the twenty fifth,
where are they now, it's vow or never, So maybe
it's going to be David and oh.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
No, it's a it's it's it's mm's wedding.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Uh yeah, are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
There's an episode after that that is literally right afterwards
at ten a look Back Chicago.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
So presumably after the look back it's done in the words.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
To be presumably married at first Light Chicago is done.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Maybe maybe so I'll look back and that when does
that one air?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Uh? Literally the same night, so it's really like yeah,
so it's probably like the after party. It's probably like
that where it's like a shorter thirty minute thing. Okay,
like clip show. I'm assuming. I don't know. I'm not
a producer. I don't know. I don't look at me.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Okay, all right, well, uh so I guess does anybody
have any shows to plug Jamie's show Skyler show?
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yes, hang on, I have a show on April eighteenth,
twenty twenty five. So in a month on Good Friday
called Holy Tits, Yeah, the April edition of rock Hard
(36:19):
Tits and Seed by my gorgeous husband. There will be nuns,
there will be priests, there will be tits, there will
be tits, there will be you know, maybe a protest and.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It is.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
It will be way more exciting than Married at First Right.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
If you liked the Married at First Sight reunion for
all the drama, then you'll love Holy Tits.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
If you like it.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Married a first night bachelorette party, you'll.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Love Yeah, m hm, you'll love Holy Tits. Hosted by
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Speaker 3 (37:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
That's cute. Oh I've never even seen this place. Jonesy
does everything. I just record it on Vine Street in
Los Angeles. Presumably there's a different Sassafras anyway, Sassafras, holys
Good Friday.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Good Friday.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yes, and Jamie your show.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
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Speaker 1 (37:40):
Six pm.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
So it's early enough that you know you can have
dinner afterwards, but come for a happy hour.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yes, and then.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
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sale right now for a few more days. If anyone
wants to try stand up in Los Angeles.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
It's a lot of fun.
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