Season 4 Episode 4-Maybe You Shouldn't Say That

Sommer, Jamie and Schuyler talk about Married At First Sight Season 18 Episode 3 with special guests Jessie Andersen and Patrick Hoban

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome to Madden Finally Single.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm Jamie Black, and I'm Summer Austin and I'm.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Skyler Fast And this is a married to first night
fan podcast that weeen Bye a guest on who's never
watched an episode.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Hey, everybody, we're.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Here, we are We're here.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, we're here. We're back for another episode.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, all of us are here.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
And we also have two guests today.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Two.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
This is a full house. It is.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Totally wrong show because the show is bananas this episode. Okay,
so we have some amazing people. They are fantastic industry professionals.
We have a wonderful actor Jesse Anderson. I'm such a
huge fan and her husband, amazing photographer Patrick Coban.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Please welcome Patrick and Jesse.

Speaker 6 (01:08):
Yah.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, hey, thank you for doing this.

Speaker 7 (01:14):
Of course so fun.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Do you want to tell us a little bit about yourselves?
And also do you like reality TV?

Speaker 7 (01:21):
We are a house divided on reality TV. I I
tend to gravitate towards some reality TV. I do. I
do enjoy it. He much, not so much. But sometimes
you will get a little bit hooked in as I

(01:42):
dabble what.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Do you what do you dabble in?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Me?

Speaker 8 (01:46):
Or her.

Speaker 9 (01:50):
I mean, I actually just kidding nob Oh, I didn't
know we were traded today. No, I do, like you know,
oh gosh, it started with me back in like the
TLC days of like you know, like the room swap
and like, you know, like the the old school dating shows,
like I think I.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
Got hooked real early.

Speaker 9 (02:11):
So yeah, all kind of default to that if I'm like,
don't want to stress while watching a show, right.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Sometimes you just want to turn your brain off, right,
As Jonesy says, Skuyler's husband says, it's good to turn
that brain off.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Sometimes we just got to.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, but sometimes it.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Just take a lot of thought. Like you take a
lot while watching married.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yea, well we do because we're taking.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Well right, right, But sometimes it's too much, like I
can't I can't, I.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Can't do The Bachelor, the Bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I can't do a Golden bachelort.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Golden Bachelor. I will watch because are people my age.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
These are people my age, So I watch that because
I'm like, oh, I can be on the show.

Speaker 9 (03:00):
Patrick was definitely like more concerned with the continuity aspects
of the show as.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
We were watching.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
He'd be like, oh, yeah, read wine in that last shot.

Speaker 9 (03:10):
Now they're holding champagne like stuff like that where he
was hyper focused or like.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
If you get focused on continuity, you're going to make
yourself insane for the show.

Speaker 8 (03:20):
It's it's part of what I do.

Speaker 10 (03:21):
I guess, Like, you know, I also saw camera people
in shots, like why why are they doing this?

Speaker 8 (03:27):
Now we're seeing them behind the scenes.

Speaker 9 (03:29):
He was like, she was definitely holding that camera landscape
and now they're showing photos in portrait and that's not correct.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh my god. Yes, I want to watch with Patrick
next time.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
I love that. I need like a whole spin off
of like here's everything that the show did wrong. Yeah,
here's like what was probably really happening in this scene
based on continuity.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, listen, I just watched an episode of Chicago mid
where they delivered a baby byes you're in section. It
was a black woman. That baby came out white, and
then when they put it in the in the the
the incubator thing, all of a sudden it was a
black baby dark, but that baby came out white.

Speaker 8 (04:12):
Yeah. Light, it's all lighting. That's that's all that is.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
It's like in Sex and the City when Sarah Jessica
Parker clearly I had to do some of those pickup shots,
and she.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Was like, I'm not I'm refusing to dye my hair.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
And it was like our hair was brown and then
it was blonde, and that it was brown again.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Great, all right, shall we dive into this?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
So okay, I think we shall.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Hear what they have to say about this.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
And you know, you've never seen it before, so you
might not have much context at all. But maybe where
do you want to begin? Are we beginning with Michelle
and David?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
We are beginning with Michelle and David.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Yeah, Michelle, I was like that, like I swear in
the first thirty seconds of the opening.

Speaker 9 (05:01):
I think it was maybe a callback to an earlier
episode where he was like, I just don't know how
she'll feel.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
About me living in my parents' basement.

Speaker 9 (05:07):
And I paused it and I was like, oh, oh,
like do we not like vet our contestants?

Speaker 7 (05:12):
Are they contestants? I don't know? Do we not met
the people anymore?

Speaker 9 (05:15):
I was like, this is going this is going to
be a problem. Like in the first two seconds of
that episode, I was I was stressed.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yes, and so was Michelle.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
She was dressed where Michelle I was that this point.

Speaker 9 (05:34):
She had her pageant smile on and she's like trying
to make it through, and I was just I was aching.
I think at one point I was doing like a
self soothing way because I was like so cringed out
and so uncomfortable for her, and she just continued be.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
Like, Wow, Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
I was like, she's dying inside. She's dying inside.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
She definitely left her body for sure.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
She talked to his parents and she was kind of
like trying to ask, why how come you have a
grown ass? I just I don't know, I don't understand.
Can tell me why he's there?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
And they never said yeah, because he couldn't leave it anytime,
as he's told us at least eight hundred times. By
this plan of the series, he can leave it anytime.
He just financially, he just is choosing to and he
just likes.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Living with his parents. Who likes living with their parents?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well?

Speaker 9 (06:32):
And then in the in the Dang Vows where they
said like he's a mommy's boy, I was like, that
is not attractive, Like why did they think that like
that would be a good thing for Like right in
the Vows, Mom wrote that.

Speaker 10 (06:44):
Did she that was none of none of Like when
they're like introducing the people, that was all written by
everyone else there. Yeah, so friends, family, parents, they wrote
like to describe them, and like some mom put in
there he's a mama's boy.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
Oh you just doomed whatever.

Speaker 9 (07:03):
I feel like that wasn't in the like final cut,
and then she went in and like snuck it in
after the fact because I feel like friends.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
Would be like, don't do that.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
I don't know really just.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
So many friends friend well that's right.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (07:21):
We didn't see anyone from his side other than his parents,
like mom, grandma.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
My sister says my mom is her best friend.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
That's serial killer vibes.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
For sure, it's Harry Rock. I'm like, she has not
choose your mom.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
You know who else had their best friend as their
mom Norman Bates and then just so but related to
their vows. I love how they're obviously talking about like
her for babies, but then like his family is all like,
you know, she has kids. That's disgusting. I was like,

(07:57):
your son lives in your basement. Let's get priorities straight here.

Speaker 9 (08:02):
I'm also like, even if they were her babies, the
names of them would be a bigger problem than her
having actual kids, because it was like, tricksy, I'm like,
you have bigger problems if she's named her kids those things.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
I just have to say, Okay, can we talk about
her breakdown for a second, guys, yes, please? Because wow,
that was so dramatic and I don't know if y'all
saw the previews for like the next part of the season,
but it looks like I'm like, yes, they are bringing
the drama.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
This is what I've been waiting for. I'm so glad
she had.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
A nervous breakdown in the bathroom. Yes, thank you goodness gracious.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Very early on.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Bathroom breakdowns before, but yeah, further into the marriage, just kicking.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
It off right with a breakdown at her wedding.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
But I have to say I would too, because what
they did is they made it they got married on
his birthday.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Like like, Okay, I know the.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Producers are freaking genius for doing this, for setting this up. Okay,
the girl, if she divorces him, she's ruined his birthday.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Well yeah, yes, it's a family tradition from what it
sounds like, Yeah, yeah, which is tradition.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
It is if you stay together, it's great.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, if you stay together. So she's got married on
Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve is forever ruined for me.

Speaker 9 (09:38):
She's not only destroying his birthday by leaving him, but
she's destroying like family tradition too.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
For her. I say his name through the mind. I mean,
the man was like, here comes my favorite part of
my birthday, Hot cheetahs for everybody. I was like, this
is a child.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
What was that all about?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Hot for every and like her sister and her sister
was just kind of like staring at it.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
And then she was like, oh this is serious. Okay,
I'm really excited about this. It was great.

Speaker 9 (10:11):
Well, and he thought her sister was her mom, like
cut back. I was like, I would be mortified, like
and she did. She looks so young like she wasn't
it was no way her.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Mind, not at all. She's very pretty.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Her sister is so beautiful. And I was like, oh
my god, I think that's the mom.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
And I was surprised to behind her that he smokes. Well,
he just.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Listen, he just put it all out there. I smoke.
I live my mom's basement. When it's like, let the girl,
catch a breath.

Speaker 9 (10:42):
Yeah, happy birthday to me, by the way.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
And the thing that like breaks my heart about this
is like, I feel like she genuinely is like one
of the people that wanted this to work. And then
producers were like, let's fuck this up for her, Let's
give her smoking Mama's boy and have it beyond his birthday.
And she's like, no, I genuinely want to find love,
and they're like, we don't want you to find love.

(11:11):
But I also love that she read him. She read
him to philth she was like, you smoke ill, I
was like, and then his mom was like, well, I'm
a cancer survivor, and so like I've told him not
to smoke, and I'm like Jesus Christ. And then the
dad in the whole smoking conversation, the dad was like, well,

(11:31):
it's fine. I told him I don't like it, so
he doesn't do it in front of me anymore. I
was like, good, good, have him do stuff behind your
back that sounds like I'm very successful.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh my god, dude. I feel for.

Speaker 9 (11:43):
Her too, because I think that she's also not only
is she faced with this circus of like fresh marriage, but.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Then she feels really bad that she's reacting.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
The way that she is, and I'm like, no, this
is one hundred percent how you should be reacting, because
this man would not get a stack date if this
was your first date.

Speaker 7 (12:02):
And now you're made to him like your reaction is
actually fine.

Speaker 9 (12:06):
But then she's so sad on herself about it too,
So I'm just like she's she's.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
A really nice lady.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
That's the fun of this show.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Though.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Most of these guys would never get a second date,
but now they're married.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
That's what it should be called. It should be called
married without a second date, you know, like naked.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
And afraid, but like married and afraid.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Like married and suicidal.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah, married and psychotic break married and trapped in a basement.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Maybe that's why they were so scared that she had kids.
They were like, fuck our basements.

Speaker 8 (12:50):
Not thinking about where they are gonna go.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Also, I loved daring her breakdown because like, obviously we
jesse the bathroom door, so I'm just like envisioning what's
going on in this bathroom. And I love how she's
like whispering like the Cara, like the microphones won't pick
it up, and she's like, no, he lives, Like.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
What and she's like it's a hot mic babe.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, and we already know so yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, oh so good. Okay, what else anything about these people?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I don't have anything else.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
I have so many things. I could talk for days
and days and days.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
Oh well, he's like blindly over the moon too. He's
just living his best life. I'm like, you live in delusion, bro.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
And you be I mean, these guys are presented with
these amazing women. Usually almost always it's like that women
are incredible and the guys are like.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, but I mean she's like stunning and like, oh.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
I did have one other thing that would he go?

Speaker 2 (13:59):
He's like, he opens the champagne, he goes, do you
drink a lot? Or and she goes socially And I
was like, good answer, Michelle, Yeah, good.

Speaker 8 (14:08):
Answer cigarettes, because he smokes socially.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
And he said I smoked socially.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
She opened the door for that, I guess, but he
doesn't socially and she does not drink socially.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I'll tell you that's right.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
He also said that he drinks socially, and I was like, sir,
you were doing shot like literally. We talked about the
last episode where they're getting ready for their wedding and
he's like shots everybody and they're all like, uh, it's
a He's like, here's the.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Thing though, it's Chicago. That's how we roll in Chicago.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Well, not the rest of his friends. None of his.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Friends are stupid and boring, because you should absolutely do
his shot first thing on your wedding day, like you
should be hammered from dawn to dusk all right on
your wedding.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
I think we were.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
Doing monkey shoulder.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
We were you.

Speaker 9 (14:58):
You were doing monkey shoulder PBRT, Like yeah, you know,
I know you guys, and I know you'd fit in really.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Well in Chicago. It's a fun town.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
It's fun. But that's sort of how you do it.
I know nobody drinks here in La.

Speaker 8 (15:16):
But anyway, okay, California sober.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Here California sober.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
I mean we are not, but no, we drink.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Everybody else California sober.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
All right, Yeah, who are we going to go with
in Carla?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Okay, Carla? M hm.

Speaker 9 (15:39):
Uh okay, this is this is a little off for me,
and I'm sure that there is like a medical situation,
but bro with the patch had an eye under there,
like there was a shot where we could see the eyes.
I'm like, what's going on with his eye? Why is
he wearing a patch.

Speaker 8 (15:57):
That his brother? The bond villain was his brother? Yeah, yeah,
later in the interview.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
And the scientist was his other brother. He a nerdy scientists.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, there was an eye and his eye or do
you think he just wears it as a decorative.

Speaker 9 (16:15):
This is why I'm like, I'm curious now I need
to know about about the eye that exists under the.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
Patch, Like is that isn't that?

Speaker 10 (16:22):
Is that like a flashy thing, like it's a it's
a talking point when you're trying to meet ladies. Yeah,
so's you know what I'm going to this wedding. I'm
going to put on this iPad. What happened to your eye?
Funny story?

Speaker 7 (16:38):
I digress.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
It certainly intimidating though if I sat down across from
a guy with an eye patch to get grilled oh wow,
oh he's.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
Murdered someone, It was like I got so uncomfortable when
she like they like go into the room, especially like
the women with like the men, like the bride goes
into the room and like sits down like grill her
about like who she is and where I was like,
this is icky, Like I just don't like it.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
Then you had an eyepatch. It just makes it all
the more scary.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Well, if anyone could diffuse the situation, it's Carla. I
mean they were like looking at each other, like what
the actual stuck?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I love happening right now.

Speaker 9 (17:19):
I love her and her I was like, she's super
woo woo.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
And I couldn't tell if he was.

Speaker 7 (17:25):
Buying in or so. He was just like because he's so.

Speaker 9 (17:30):
Smart, Like when he was talking about his app, I
was like, well, this is fucking brilliant. Like I'm like,
tell me more about this app. I don't even travel.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
But like this is great.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
Like and then she's like, I.

Speaker 9 (17:41):
Just think that everything is going to work out all
the time. And he's He's like, I like structure. She's like,
I live a very unstructured life. She goes, he goes,
I float with the plant. He goes, I float with
no plan.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
She is such a man and I'm obsessed with her.
I'm a stylist, she's a tarot card reader. She apparently
later on this season, will just not work at all.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Yeah, yeah, Sam Taylor and Alien from Another Planet.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yes, we are all aliens. We just come to Earth
for enlightenment.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Oh my god, I want to be in the Cult
of Carla. Okay, if she is a leader, I want
to be in. She's like, she goes, I don't believe
in money. Money is just energy.

Speaker 9 (18:37):
I how like his app wasn't generating money yet, and
she's like, I don't believe in money.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
I just believe it's energy. And he was like I
love that.

Speaker 9 (18:46):
I was like, no, you want to get laid bro, Like,
I don't think you actually love that.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
You love it for now, but no, you don't love
that far.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
So I jumping back to one in his app. I
soon as you started talking about I was like, oh,
this is why you're on this show. Oh got it.
I was trying to figure out everybody's reasoning for why
they came on, because like, other than Michelle, I don't
think any of them are actually here for love. So
I was like, oh, he's like, by the way, I
have this app. Yeah, they mentioned my app. Here's what

(19:16):
it does. Somebody should invest in my app. And I
love the idea of it. I love this idea that
like you can network with He's like, when you're at
the airport, everybody's traveling for business. I was like, sure,
every single person in the airport they're there for business.
But then I was like this is a great idea.
And then I was like, no, when I'm at the airport,

(19:38):
I'm not thinking about my business. I'm like, fuck, does
Gate twenty seven A exist and cad my plane get
there in time? Oh? I still have two hours? What
if I miss my flight? I fully panicked. And then
the idea of stepping away to be like, let's network
for a minute. I'm like, no, I'm going to miss
my flight and then I'm gonna be like, well, there

(19:58):
goes my career. So I I liked his idea. Then
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah, I was just thinking of it from like a
drinking st I'm like, yeah, you can find someone to
drink with at the airport.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Not networking, Yeah, not networking. No, just have a with
the You know.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
They're looking at each other in lounges like they're trying
to meet up with somebody in a lounge somewhere. Like
I don't have access to a lounge because I don't
travel for business.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
I don't All you need.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
To do is carry a trumpet.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Because that I got so much attention is that a trumpet?
And then when they found out it was purple? Oh my,
I was the most popular guy at the airport.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Well, Jamie, I feel like you're the most popular guy
almost everywhere you go.

Speaker 8 (20:45):
Now, next time, just add an eye patch.

Speaker 9 (20:47):
Yeah, we're sitting on that one.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Call back.

Speaker 8 (20:59):
There it is. There's my purple trumpet eyepatch.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
None.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Okay, So all right, anybody anything else about them?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
I just love Oh what'd you say?

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Go ahead, go for it?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
No, no sky first And then I just saw just
lant something on my notes and I still wanted to
cover and I'm gonna see if you're gonna.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Bring it up.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
So my my only thing because I do a lot
of quotes when I'm watching, because everybody's quotable in the show.
She like dings her little glass when they sit down
to dinner, and she's like, I'm gonna chime myself because
that means you have to kiss me. And he literally
backs up and goes, oh, does it with his little
fake smile, And I was like, this poor man. He's

(21:51):
terrified of her. He doesn't want to be married to her.
He wants to jump off a bridge. It's great. That's all.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Well, I'm surprised you didn't bring up his singing sky.

Speaker 7 (22:02):
Oh god, yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
That was just what happened is Jesse buried that memory
and she just recovered it.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I forgot.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
We just locked it out.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
He played I don't remember this at.

Speaker 9 (22:20):
All, married you in bed, He like busted out the
guitar and like freestyle a song for her.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Oh yeah, memory unlocked. Okay. By the time that we
got to all of them in bed, though, I was
just so distracted by all of them being like who
wants to be big spoon? And I'm like, are we seven?
All of you want to fuck? And it just I
think that I was just so distracted by like how
middle school sleepover it was that anything that happened in

(22:50):
those scenes just instantly out my brain. Oh god, Oh
that's so unfortunate for him singing so bad.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
It was terrible, terrible.

Speaker 10 (23:01):
The guitar playing was beautiful, nice.

Speaker 7 (23:04):
The vocals were lacking, but.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
He's got the looks. He doesn't have to have vocals, right, I've.

Speaker 9 (23:13):
Had a dude serenade me with his guitar. Not this hasn't,
but like it was the.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
Most uncomfortable thing for me.

Speaker 9 (23:21):
So the fact that she was like into it, I
was like, you are not actually from here like you are,
because like, I don't understand.

Speaker 7 (23:28):
How she could fake it.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
She makes it through that, I mean, unless she was
faking it, but she seems like she's pretty honest. I've
faked every talk about Like you know, if you fake orgasm,
you also fake interest in someone's serenade.

Speaker 9 (23:45):
My god, you're amazing. I like, can't I can't hide
anything on my face. And I just remember this guy.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
Was like, you seem really unimpressed, and I was.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Like, well, I mean, I spared my heart to you, Jesse.
I played, I made myself vulnerable. I wrote you a
song I'm saying, even though my vocals might not be
the strongest. And that's the face I get, And I
was like, eh, okay, I.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Mean it's it's kind of like on your birthday when
everybody sings Happy Birthday and you just kind of sit
there and you're like, what do I do? At least
that's how I react, Yes, and I hate it. Nobody's
saying it me this year. It was wonderful. I loved it,
and I feel like that that's kind of.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Like until now Skylar, Carla her.

Speaker 8 (24:34):
You made the same face that Michelle did when he
said I live in my parents face.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
All right, do you have anything else about want and Carla?

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Well, all I have to say is, did y'all see
like the h you saw? We already saw the preview where.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
She's like, I love my job. I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I'm she's gonna be I mean, he.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Calls her stupid clip later. I mean, you know, I'm
so excited for this.

Speaker 9 (25:05):
But I feel like they feel like AI generated to me,
Like they do. They're like they're doing the movements, you know,
like when you see like an AI generated like people
where they're doing the movements and it seems really cool,
but they're just fucking dead inside, like their eyes are dead,
you know, like.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Weird.

Speaker 10 (25:25):
I mean, I think of of all the bedtime routines,
they were the only ones who went into the bathroom
and closed the door together. Oh, because they all did
the same unzip.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
Yeah. The unzips were so the.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Music, right, yes music.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
I was also like when they were picking their wedding
dresses where the producers like, Okay, you have to get
a dress that has like a low zip, like close
to the butt because we have the shot in mind
that we want to get with like everybody, because they
all had the low back like unzip.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
And they were all hideous.

Speaker 9 (26:01):
There was a lot of mesh, yeah, like a lot
of a lot of neutral mesh.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah. I think it was Carla where she's like, this
is the prettiest dress. I'm literally like a princess and
a bride, and I was like, you were in the
ugliest fucking nightgown I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Well, they only give them like a couple of choices
when they do that, like the producer are like this
one or this one, I think. I mean, I guess,
I don't know because I haven't been on the show,
but they don't get.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I heard they don't give them much kind of choices.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
So interesting and what makes it seem like they tried
on every single one in the place.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
But not so much.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Zipper.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
No, I think let's move on. Let's move on to
Camille and Thomas.

Speaker 9 (26:47):
Okay, oh yeah, I'm convinced that one of them had
stanky breaths because whenever they were real clothes, she always
had a head turned down. Word like she wouldn't It
was either that she struggled with eye contact, or she
was afraid she had stinky breath, or he had stinky
breath because she would never be notes to nose with him,

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always had down. Then she'd like glance up his way.
And I was like, oh, somebody, somebody smells.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
This does not bode wise.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
You know, well, he always talks like he smells something bad.
He has his talk, he talks, you know, he just
kind of talks like this, and he and he he
looked his face looks like he smells something bad, both
of them, Him and his brother, his twins.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Poor depressed Thomas.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
That tripped me so bad.

Speaker 9 (27:36):
The twin like when it when it changed from them
dancing to that, I'm like, talk about continuity.

Speaker 7 (27:43):
And Patrick was like, that's his twin brother.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
We just need somebody else to be in the shot.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
So I was making dinner while I was watching this,
and I had it on my laptop and the other
room and I come back with my bulletpasta and I
was I forgot that he had a twin, which, first off,
jumping back to the fact that Tom's twin brothers, Tim
still upset by it, will never not be upset by that.
But I sit down and he's like asking her all

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these questions and then he's like talking like he's in
the third person where he's like, well, you know, Thomas
has done this. And I was like, you know, does
he think this is cute? And it was like a
solid three minutes before I was like, oh fuck, that's right.
He has a brother, and I want her to be like,
this is what it feels like when you cheat, because
you know, we all know that he's like cheated in

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his past relationship, and I want her to cheat on
him with the twin and just be like, now you
know what it's like. By the way, I love your
brother more. I would love that.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Oh my god, these guys they got it. They just
laid the cheating right out there too.

Speaker 10 (28:53):
Huh well, I mean we did the math. We're like, okay,
how old is he? Because I'm like they're talking like
it was so fresh that this happened.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
Because it was like it was four years ago. Then
they'd been together for nine years.

Speaker 9 (29:04):
So then we googled his age because I was like
I need to know now. We paused the show because
I was like, this isn't this is the math isn't
mathing for me right now? But like they got he
got together with that with that other ex at like
what do we say.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
Like twenty four So they were like super young and
then they.

Speaker 10 (29:21):
Were together for like and like he's saying, like I
didn't know what I wanted. It's like, yeah, you were
in your twenties, you were a baby.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Absolutely, so true. It's so true. Let's give again a
little bit of grace. But she she took it well.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
I thought her friends took it well too.

Speaker 9 (29:37):
I thought they gave good advice and like I thought
that they were fairly like reasonable about the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Okay, no, wait, Skyler, you don't think Camial's on for love?

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Oh well, honestly, I didn't write too much about these two,
so I forgot about her.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
What do you think she's in it for love?

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Or do you think she's in it to promote her
curling business, her curling hair product that they featured already.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
No. I feel like she could be there for the
right reasons. I mean, I buy it because I think
typically if they're like super boring, I feel like that
they're actually there not to like make good TV, not
to be social media famous, but like they're actually there
for love and because I don't have too many notes
about these two. I'm like, oh, yeah, maybe they'll stay together.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
I literally have no notes I have. I did write
I really don't feel any spark.

Speaker 9 (30:28):
Yeah, I wrote no eye contact.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
Someone has bad breath.

Speaker 9 (30:33):
And I was completely distracted by her cocktail because it
looked like gatorade.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
With egg yolks in it, and I was cluck, is
she actually drinking? I couldn't they showed it.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Usually usually the glasses are opaque. I missed this one.

Speaker 9 (30:48):
She can like me on with something in it, and
I was like, well, I can't. I can't come back
from this now. I'm just distracted by that.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Yes, I did write that down, wrote down is she
drinking mountain dew in a Martini glass?

Speaker 8 (31:03):
Yea?

Speaker 10 (31:05):
Or is it because the two little lumps in there?
I was like, all of those olives? Is that like
the dirtiest martini?

Speaker 8 (31:12):
Like it's like peppercinie juice.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
It's a dirty martini.

Speaker 8 (31:18):
One ounce vodka.

Speaker 9 (31:20):
It was, They're a little doll I feel like I
need to rewind it the whole thing just to be
able to watch.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
I know, I want I want to see this cocktail.
One of the guys was drinking three one two. You
know they covered the beer the beer.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Labels three one two is a good beer.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
But I know they were drinking.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
I missed, I missed three one. Have you guys ever
had three one two?

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Is that a Chicago? What style? What style of beer
is it?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
They have lots of different.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Kind It's like one too is like a wheat ale?

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Okay, okay, but isn't the brewery.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Doesn't the brewery have multiple kinds? Or three one? Yeah
they do?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Wait, it's the brewery. Then the breweries. Who's island?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
They're like the Golden Road of like got a brewery
and a restaurant connected to it. Not a sponsors episode,
sponsored by all kinds of beer?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
We love it, we love it beer?

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Am I the only one that's like every beer just
tastes the same, and it just tastes.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Like ass, Yes, the only one.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
It's just you.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
You are?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
We like beer here? I mean, but I get it.
Some people don't like beer.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
But I can't glass. That's all I want.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Listen, beer wrecks me at this point? What age I'm at?
If I have a one or two beers, I am
the next day is no good?

Speaker 5 (32:51):
But summer you can't even legally drink at your.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Such a baby. I don't like Carla. I don't believe
in age. It is just energy, like money. I don't
believe in any of it. I'm just floating through your life.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
I love you, hate Carla, it's no, I.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Actually love her. I truly do. I love her. I
want to be in her call. I want her to
teach me her ways.

Speaker 9 (33:16):
Yeah, I want to live that like just that delusion, right,
I do?

Speaker 4 (33:20):
I do that random, give it to me and you
know what, Right, things are going to work out great
for her.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
She's on a TV show. I mean, she's gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Fine, end up with her own show.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
She will, She'll end up with the Spin.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Absolutely, it'll be It'll be some kind of where she
opens each show sitting in the comfortable position with candle
sound bowls.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Let's start with the sound healing.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Meditation, and she just tells us what she doesn't believe
in this week. Yes, he's like money is and vibes
are on her little sound.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
All right? Anything else about Camille and Thomas. That's what
we were talking about, and then we went back.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
They were so boring we had to switch back.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Right, I'm like be more exciting, and I'll give you
more time.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Let's move forward. Let's talk about.

Speaker 7 (34:26):
Mm and Okay.

Speaker 9 (34:29):
I love that she was just fucking eating her wedding dinner.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
Yes, yes, she's sitting there and he's talking.

Speaker 9 (34:37):
I don't even remember what he was talking about, but
she was eating her dinner and I.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Was like, I get some food in you on your wedding.
That's a problem.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
I wonder if producers throughout the season will be like, bro,
you gotta stop eating, just because I feel like, typically
on these shows, because of continuity and you know all that.
Like I read a book about like the Bachelor franchise,
like the Inside Scoop, and every single contestant was like
we were basically encouraged not to eat because like the

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food would be sitting there. They didn't want us to
be messy. So I wonder if down the line, producers
are gonna be like, you can't eat today.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Yeah, to have all that, all those snacks in front
of you and you can't eat them.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Yeah, I would quit right there. I'd break contract for
a fucking bag of chips.

Speaker 8 (35:28):
I don't care crinkliest bag of chips.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (35:34):
Jesse Jesse put the bag of chips down.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
I won't.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
I want David's Hot cheetoscept.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
For Hot Cheetos.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
That's okay, everybody dig in sponsored by Hot Cheetos.

Speaker 7 (35:53):
You knows.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Can we just talk about the piano player and the singer.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Oh my god, that.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Was the singing. That was the singing that I remembered
because again same thing went in to check out my
dinner and I was like, it was he singing to her?
This is so uncomfortable. And then I realized that like
he wasn't. It was like some random and then he
did start singing to her, and I was like, I
can't tell if she's into this or if she's like disgusted,
because it was genuinely like is she making sour face

(36:26):
or is she like listening to the words? Could not tell?

Speaker 7 (36:31):
Well, it's like, how.

Speaker 9 (36:31):
Wan is there to promote his app? This guy is
there to promote his friend's music career.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yes, well they said they toured.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Together as well, so maybe it's because he like didn't
even remember the words.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
What is his? He wasn't singing, He wasn't.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
And the other thing that was weird, you guys noticed,
you know, like when Camille and Thomas with the head
turn thing. But I noticed that they did not make
eye contact once during the entire performance. It's like it's
your wedding, and they were both like looking straight at.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Like, are you gonna they're right there?

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Are you gonna be like hey, like each other's eyes
if there's no obvious problem?

Speaker 8 (37:17):
Right?

Speaker 10 (37:17):
But I thought it was weird because like he got
up there to introduce the friends and I was like,
Oh cool, he's gonna sing and do this little thing.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
And then he's like to you, and.

Speaker 10 (37:29):
Then then he goes up and then does ay, what
was happening right now?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
And then he speaks sung a couple of lyrics, he
like kind of spoke them, and then he went.

Speaker 10 (37:44):
Back them forgot, forgot what he was gonna say, and
then went back and sat with yeah with her.

Speaker 9 (37:48):
But him him sharing that mic with his friend was
like the equivalent of them like having two straws and
a milkshake for me, Like the two of them were
like sharing their mic and like, but I'm like, you
guys are like sipping from the same milkshake, Like what
is what's your.

Speaker 7 (38:01):
What's your guys?

Speaker 9 (38:02):
Like you just felt like weird. It was like who
is this man too, Like, who's this other man?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
I kind of felt like this singer didn't want to
give up the microphone to He was kind of like,
he's okay.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Well, of course he didn't want to because it was his.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
They practiced, probably, I assume a little bit or at
least talked it through at least paper tech how this
is going to go, you know.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
And then and then was.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
This a random moment where he decided to get up
and grab it and say hey.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Baby, Like like one song.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
One had to bring the guitar, so they knew it
was going to be happening.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
The producers like, you know what, let's see how we
can embarrass these people fully in all ways.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
You have a guitar, bring it.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
You know, friend standards touring in Germany, that has a
song that you really like, bring it.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
I just wanted to mention that I didn't realize that
MM has her own she owns her own nurse practitioner rightness.
I was like, oh, it's a pretty great guy, got
some money. Yeah, oh yeah, I'm sure of it.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 10 (39:23):
I couldn't tell if she was into him and anything
he was saying, just with her facial expressions. Yeah, she
always seemed disgusted or or something was just like But the.

Speaker 9 (39:37):
Thing was with her is I Initially I was like,
I don't know if I like her, but then by
the end, I was like, you know what, She's like
the most real of all of this, because I felt like, yeah,
you should be suspicious of this stranger that you just
married and like, because initially I was like, oh, there's
like really no like love.

Speaker 7 (39:54):
And I'm not like feeling that. And then I was like, hey,
dumb ass, wake up.

Speaker 9 (39:57):
She just met this man, Like, yeah, be suspicious of
him and the weird shit he's saying.

Speaker 7 (40:03):
And then I love the comment.

Speaker 9 (40:04):
Where he was saying he wrote all these letters to
his future wife, and then she was like, but you
didn't give those to me, and he was like, I'll
write you new ones, and I was like, well that's
a recipe for divorce.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
Like her, I was like.

Speaker 9 (40:19):
Her, I've been like writing letters to and praying for
and all of that, Like why aren't you giving her
those letters?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
They don't exist, that's why.

Speaker 7 (40:27):
Or they or she's not what he actually wants.

Speaker 9 (40:30):
And so he's like, oh, I'm gonna save these for
the one I actually want, you know, he.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
Wasn't the only one who mentioned it.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
Her friend too, his friend.

Speaker 10 (40:40):
His friend, I don't know who she was, but like
she came up and told all about this, and then
when she was being interrogated that was also and it
was just like multiple things. And then I was like, oh,
because I didn't know they had been given each other
gifts they didn't have that didn't happen in our episode.
But I was like, oh, they gave each other. Get

(41:00):
like there's like all these presents and then like what
a dick.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Like.

Speaker 10 (41:06):
They just given her one and then give you the
more as it goes on or something all brought up
and then you don't get.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Dick very weird, very very weird, does not make any
sense whatsoever.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
And like I just going back to her facial expressions
and not being into it. One of the things I
wrote down is both of them just kept calling each
other wife and husband, and I was like, because they
don't care to remember the other person's name because they're
not it.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah, wifey and a hobby.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
It looks like some some mugs get smashed later some
personalized mister and missus.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
I can't wait. I know.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
I have notes for that. At the end okay, me too.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Should we move on to I just well, I just
want to say one other thing, Like mm's cousin grilled
ekg Oh grilled him and he was and the dude
was serious, Like he didn't crack a smile.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah, he was dead serious. Yeah anyways, but.

Speaker 9 (42:19):
No, And I love though that he also didn't take
his word like, because I feel like in so many
of those scenarios, you know, the brider groom says all
the right things and then the people that are grilling them.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
Are like, oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:31):
And her cousin was like, Okay, you can keep talking,
but like I'm going to need to see this in action.
And I was like, yeah, that's some that's some real
shit right there, because it's really easy to say exactly
what needs to be said to like a field people.
And that guy was like, I'm not I'm not listening.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
To that, which I felt like, David I wrote that down.
I was like, he knows all the right things to say,
but you can just tell that none of it is genuine.
He's like, oh, this is what I'm supposed to say
in this situation, so here it is.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah, he has the great things to say, except he
said something on After Party. That was like not a
real phrase. I think, can I just bring that in real? Q?
I know it's after party, but he said it. He said,
did you guys see it? Anybody watch it?

Speaker 9 (43:18):
We started watched part of it, okay, and then it
was it was midnight and we were.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Seeing that's fine. It went on forever and I appreciate
you guys watching. It was like the longest episode. It
was like more than two hours long. Okay, So he's
David on After Party said I would just They gave
him a little section they call like a do over.
So if you could do over a moment, right, would
you like maybe not bust out that you live in
your parents' basement, like right off the bat And he goes, yeah,

(43:47):
he goes, well, I'd rather, you know, just yeah, I
should have just like not gone there yet, taking it slow,
and he goes and be in fathom of what I have.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I remember him saying that that be fathom. That to
my knowledge, is not a real phrase. Right, Okay.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
I thought, either I'm really either he's really dumb or
I'm really really dumb.

Speaker 7 (44:09):
I was gonna say, money is out in fathom is.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
In What do you think he was trying to say.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
That's I thought about it.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
I thought he was trying to say, like I should
take in and be thankful for what.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
I don't know what he was trying to say. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
That's it's a real that's a real uh stumper, baby.

Speaker 7 (44:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
And that's why you don't live in your parents' basement
because you've breathed in so much as bestis and mold
and mildew that he is just permanently fucked up in
the head.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
That's right. That's a black mold quote right there.

Speaker 9 (44:50):
About He also likes sorry, we're going back on him
real quick, but also said too much about her damn
blonde hair. I was like, I get that they have
like very little to work off of in this initial moment,
but I was like, he kept putting her value and
worth to him in like and your blonde hair and
your blue eyes and that's all I've ever wanted and.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 9 (45:11):
I was like, how about the fact that she like
pays her own bills and doesn't live with her parents,
Like isn't that a win too?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Like come on, yep, this is awesome.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Anything else about Annie k Oh, that's what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
That's what we were talking about. Anything else, Okay.

Speaker 7 (45:31):
Doesn't deserve her. That's all I say about that.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Let's move on Madison and Allen, the last couple.

Speaker 8 (45:37):
Okay, what was he doing dip?

Speaker 7 (45:44):
Patrick was convinced he doesn't dip.

Speaker 10 (45:48):
Showed up like in the in like the during the party,
and all sudden, like does he have dip in his
mouth right now?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
They don't even do dip with the world series. Do
you think he's.

Speaker 10 (46:02):
There was something something going on? I was like, Oh,
he's definitely going off screen, and.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I hope that.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Although her she's trying, she's another one that is trying
so hard, right, yeah, Like despite their like.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
She's not He's not the kind I would normally go for.

Speaker 10 (46:23):
You think, although out of out of most of them,
they seemed to be the ones who were really into it.

Speaker 7 (46:29):
They seem to have a lot, they seem to have
the most chemistry. But she also seemed real drunk by
the end, So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Mean he's very happy. He's so happy.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
She's like at one point she her friends, she's like
on the dance floor by herself and her friends are like,
how are you feeling? She's like, where's the doing drink?
I was like, this bitch gets it. She understood the assignment.
He knows what's going on well.

Speaker 10 (46:59):
And then I'm just because I noticed things. The lady
comes into camera, hands her the drink and then her
hands went right into her hair. I was like, oh,
you're a server and you just did that. What did
you do beforehanding her this drink?

Speaker 5 (47:13):
You know exactly what she did beforehand? Yeah, he was
handling Alan's dip.

Speaker 7 (47:26):
Oh kid.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
We also just I just love how messy she is
because during her interrogation, she also was like, they're like,
what do you think your biggest flaw is or whatever?
And she's like, to be honest, most people just take
one look at me and go, you're gorgeous. They don't
see me for who I really am. And I was like,

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I love that. I love your confidence. I love that
you're like, I'm just too fucking pretty and nobody takes
me seriously icon probably a Nazi. I am into her.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
Because then and then she.

Speaker 9 (48:06):
Was like and I wasn't always this this pretty, like
I worked for this blah blah blah.

Speaker 7 (48:11):
And I was like I wasn't always this pretty.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
I I too had braces when I was twelve for
about six months.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
I had a ZiT one time.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:22):
Oh she did not answer the question. No, she just
talked about how pretty she was.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Well going on that, Like I just loved this one.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
The men versus the women interrogating, and this one was
so funny. Like when she went to go his his
friends were like, so how are you feeling? They were
just like, pretty girl, how are you feeling? They softballed
that one, and then like the friends for Madison were like,
so what are you doing to build a future? What

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are you going to do to build a future for
a friend?

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Yeah, well Alan's friends also definitely just like I was like,
you guys are on your way to perform and Book
of Mormon right now. Like with what they were wearing,
how they were talking, I was like, you guys have
never looked at a girl. You guys have never like
you're like, can we hold hands in front of God? Please?

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Like they were a.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Mess Yeah, messy situation.

Speaker 8 (49:22):
I never soaked with anyone either.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Yeah, do you think that that? Alan seems like he's
in it for love? Skuy, Why else would he do this?
He doesn't have an app to promote or career.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
I don't know what he would be in it for.
I mean, I guess he could. I mean, because this
is the thing about Madison and Alan. Now that we've
seen her get down like she's entertaining, he still is
pretty fucking boring until the bedroom scene when she was
like ripping on his broccoli underwear, and I was like,
I was kind of into Alan for a second they

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zoomed in on his package. Maybe he's like maybe promoting
it only fans. There we go, and for a second,
I was like, am I into Alan all of a sudden?
And then you're like, only fants, right? I was like
Alan married at first sight? OnlyFans broccoli underwear?

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Yeah. I also feel like that they were like a
little gay, like they were like they were short, they
weren't like I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. Okay,
maybe that's why he's into it because he knows he's gay,
and he's like, but if I get matched with a woman,
then I have to stay with her and then I

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will be straight. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Could we talk about now what looks like is going
to be happening in the preview for the rest of
the season between the two of them.

Speaker 9 (51:00):
Yes, not like that, Like calm Man has some rage,
doesn't he like because he seemed so like, you know,
plain yogurt, and then he like really.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
Got spicy there in the previews.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
So yeah, he looks like his ass.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
He talked in his interrogation to about how he was
an advocate for mental health, and I was like, I
can't wait to see how he fucks this up. And
then the apartment.

Speaker 8 (51:30):
I also too.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
I don't know if this was him or if this
is somebody else, but at one point we see somebody
like turn on the oven and like light papers on fire,
and I was like, that is an abuser. I don't
know if this is him, but whoever it is, that's
like burning shit in their house. I'm like, Oh, this
person is abusive.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Burning a marriage certificate perhaps.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
I feel like, if it's not Al, it's David.

Speaker 9 (51:57):
David's like a like a burn the mare Bow's kind
of guy too.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
I'm kind of crazy like that I would do something
like that light a fire in my home.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
I'm oh, no, they're not allowed to have candles.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Maybe in my past, but yeah, I mean, clearly it's
something very dramatic and I'm very excited.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Yes. So we also talk about in that preview with
who is it not Madison? Who's the other blonde white girl? Michelle?
Oh that was terrible Michelle and Madison. When she goes
your mommy doing everything for you is a turn off,
I was like, Oh, that's.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yeah, readom she sure did. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
I didn't take down any other notes except for the
be in fathom of what I have, which still is
ringing in my brain.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
The only other thing I want to say is when
he end zipped her dress and saw her booty, he
was like, damn girl, he all of a sudden turned black.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Because she because she has it, because she got a booty.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
I thought it was also because she wasn't wearing underwear.

Speaker 8 (53:11):
That's that was My initial thought, was like that why
it was? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Yeah, I mean I knew she didn't have any underwear on,
but she still has she still has some booty, she
has back.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Good for her.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
No need to wear underwear under a dress like that.
It's just one more thing you gotta deal with, right exactly.

Speaker 8 (53:31):
I think he was the only person that we saw
take the garter off to with his teeth, with his.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Teeth, yeah, Alan, right, yes, yes, that was kind of cute.
He gave her a lap dance.

Speaker 8 (53:44):
Yeah, that's it?

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Is it cute?

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Yeah? I was like, I don't know if cute would
be the first word I would choose, but you know what, summer,
Live your life maybe cute.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
But like the fact that they were having fun, I
thought was kind of cute, right, like anything.

Speaker 9 (54:00):
Seemed to have the most like the most fun. Like
they were into each other.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
They at least day or at least they were acting
like they were into each other. They were trying.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Yeah, it's all fun and games until you shatter the
mister and missus mugs.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
All right, anything else about Madison and Allen? All right, great,
then here we are. We come to the part of
the podcast where we get our guests predictions about these couples.
Uh so, just so that you know, was explained to
you how married at first Sight works. So as you know, uh,

(54:41):
these couples meet for the very first time at the altar,
they get married. They then have eight weeks to decide
whether or not they want to stay together or get
a divorce. At the end of the eight weeks, they
go in front of the experts, They sit down on
the couch and they say yes I want to stay married,
or no, I want to get a divorced. And if
one says yes and one says no, they get a divorce.

(55:03):
So with that in mind, let's get your predictions of
David and Michelle.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Do you think they will say yes or no on
decision day.

Speaker 7 (55:14):
I think he'll say yeah, she'll say no.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Yeah, Okay, all right.

Speaker 8 (55:17):
There's no way she's letting go of living in the basement.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Okay, she she burned.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
She burned a real permanent synapse in her brain with
that breakdown.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah, yeah, all right. Juan and Carla, I.

Speaker 9 (55:33):
Just can't I mean, I can't imagine. I can't imagine
that that will be. Like if he if he's when
he calls her stupid, I'm like if she stays she
really is Delulu in the clouds, like.

Speaker 7 (55:44):
I don't know, I'm going to vote no.

Speaker 10 (55:46):
Yeah, I'm also gonna vote no, like the whole like
how like, yeah, I know, opposite opposites attract. But when
he's like, I'm a huge planner and then she's like,
I don't plan and it's just you know, I live
in the clouds that they don't think.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
That's gonna work, right, That's exactly what I thought to
all right, Camille and Thomas.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
They're a little bit.

Speaker 7 (56:06):
Of a question mark for me because they were so dull.

Speaker 9 (56:08):
I like, can't I have no vibes honestly at this point,
Like I want to say that she's gonna say no.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (56:16):
I can't.

Speaker 10 (56:16):
What do you I don't think it's I'm again, I don't.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
I know, no, okay, all right, AmAm emam.

Speaker 7 (56:28):
And that's a lovely car horn.

Speaker 8 (56:31):
Yeah, I've never gone off before.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
Maybe I just hate love. I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
All right, Madson and Alan No, I.

Speaker 9 (56:44):
Actually think maybe they're so passionate that they'll say yes, okay, all.

Speaker 8 (56:50):
Right, I don't. I don't think I feel bad like
every single one of them.

Speaker 10 (56:54):
No, I like there's there's not like with that preview,
like and I know it's like you know mtization, but
I'm like none of that for me, Like none of
that's like yeah.

Speaker 7 (57:04):
But I mean I've seen worse in real life and
people are still together, so who knows.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
Yeah, but like how long were they together for? I
don't know, Like this like all this like the crazy
just happens.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
Maybe maybe they'll do it for the GRAM so they
can be influencers.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
My parents just celebrated fifty years.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
And they found love. I'm married at First Sight?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
But just how long this season is going to be?
Fifty years long?

Speaker 5 (57:33):
I mean to be fair, I guess the question would
be like will they stay together versus should they stay together?

Speaker 7 (57:40):
I guess, Okay, true, that's true.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
This is will they stay together? Not should they?

Speaker 5 (57:47):
Will they because it together?

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Two?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Okay, So that's all of the couples, right, Jamie, that's
all of them.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
So now, Jesse m Patch, I have the most important
question of all to ask you, and it is will
you continue to watch Married at First Sight?

Speaker 7 (58:09):
Do you want to take that? Babe? No, Hi, there's
a very strong possibility that now.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I can't.

Speaker 7 (58:19):
Now I need to know.

Speaker 8 (58:22):
If she does.

Speaker 10 (58:23):
I will definitely pop in from time to time just
to see, just to know if my predictions will be right.
But I'm not going to be like, all right, honey,
let's make some popcorn, and.

Speaker 9 (58:34):
Your exercise in like being validated if you're right or wrong.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
Yeah, But I did now download the Lifetime app on
my roper. So I'm like, well, now I have it,
like it's just there.

Speaker 8 (58:47):
So is that blockable?

Speaker 7 (58:53):
Gotten rid of it?

Speaker 5 (58:54):
Honey?

Speaker 8 (58:54):
I don't know. I don't know all kinds of things
in the background.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
How you.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Got to get let her have it.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Every woman needs access to lifetime television for women women
in America, and most men need lifetime television for women
in their lives.

Speaker 9 (59:15):
I want the very least read spoilers. Yeah, okay, I
have to know, No, I have to know spoil it
for me, my darlings.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Oh my gosh, that was great. You guys are awesome.
Thank you for doing us so fun. Is there anything
that you two would like to plug?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Businesses? Shows?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (59:40):
Patrick crying, photography, Yeah, headshots, portraits.

Speaker 7 (59:45):
So good, Lucky Times.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Yay?

Speaker 9 (59:51):
Yeah? Where did that come that? Did that came out
of my mouth? It's a reference to something and I've
I've don't remember what it's from.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Lucky Charm?

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Right, what is the forecast Lucky Charm?

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
That is Robin Hood. Robin Hood the Fox was my
first crush.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Yeah, I mean, if he wasn't your first crush, you
didn't do life right, I know, right?

Speaker 8 (01:00:20):
Did you even have a child?

Speaker 9 (01:00:22):
Did I even have a childhood act. Were actually attracted
to Robin the.

Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
Cartoon Box.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Summer. Do you have anything to plug.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
At the moment, I'm going to be starting another fundraiser
for my short film that I'm going to be filming soon. Yes,
so you can check that out on the socials.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Nice, skyl Or do you have anything to plug? Buddy?

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
It's happening tonight. So by the time listeners hear this,
it'll be you know, too little, too late. But a
few of my clients are in a great little stand
up musical comedy show tonight at the Broadwater, So if
you can go back in time there, but it happens

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once a month, so be there in the future.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
Nice, Nice, Come watch improv and support my talented talent.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Yes, nice, I have a show coming up this Saturday
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Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Nice, gold Rail. I can't wait till I gotta go.
I can't wait. Yeah, you got you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Awesome?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
All right, great, Well, let's thank our guests for being here,
Jesse Anderson and Patrick Hobin.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Thanks for having that guys, amazing job.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Yes, awesome