November 20, 2024 • 60 mins
Sommer, Jamie and Shuyler talk about Married At First Sight Season 18 Episode 4 with special guest Kezia Norton
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Jamie: https://linktr.ee/btbphilosopher
Schuyler-IG @shoey_frederickson
Send us an email at madandfinallysingle18@gmail.com
Kezia: TikTok-@lexieandkathy
IG: @kezianorton
Sommer: https://linktr.ee/sommeraustin
Jamie: https://linktr.ee/btbphilosopher
Schuyler-IG @shoey_frederickson
Send us an email at madandfinallysingle18@gmail.com
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome to Madden Finally Single.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm Jamie Black, and I'm Summer Austin and I'm skylt Aosta.
Now jokes and this is a marriy to first Sight
fan podcast where we invite a guest on who's never
watched an episode. Hey, everybody, we're back with another episode
of Mad Finally Single and we have a guest today.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'm very excited about this guest this.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I'm just gonna I'm gonna jump right in, just introduce
our guests.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, and then we can do some chit chat. Maybe.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
So our guest today she is a comedian. She has
a solo show called Fill Your Pockets with Sunshine that
is really getting some tractions. It's a very good show.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You should see it if you ever have an opportunity
to see it. I have seen it. I love it.
It's very funny, it's very touching. I love it. Please
welcome Keijah Norton.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Thank you for having me. Everyone. I'm so excited here.
Thank you for Summer Tyler, thank.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You for time.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
To watch a very like well, I don't know, I
watched the after party. I was not prepared for the
I guess I didn't realize that the after party was
one hour long. You did not have to watch it,
but I did. It was an hour long after party,
and there's gonna be an hour long after party next week.
So I really watch it this morning and I had
so early and I was like, I gotta get it done.
(01:35):
So thanks for doing that, Tuja. Well full confession, I
watched half of it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Oh fine, that's so you missed so much.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I didn't watch it either, So Tisa.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Are you are you a reality TV person? No? No,
not not at all. And I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
When Jamie asked me to do this interview, I was.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Like, that'll be so fun.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I get to watch reality TV and yeah, the last
time I watched one was like seriously twenty years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh wow, she's a yeah, a fresh one. Oh yehow
totally are you?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Are you okay? Though? Now after watching this.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, you know, I actually have to say I'm very
curious to see the next episode. Like I got into it,
I have to say I was. I was surprised. I
thought i'd be a bit of a curmudget be like, and.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Not at all.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I really was like, oh my god, wow, Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
We did our job. Everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We recruited one.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, it's almost like those producers are trying to make
people keep watching, yeah right for years and years and years.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
For eighteen seasons.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Now, yeah right, I'm sorry I jump into the reality
TV thing. Do you want to tell us a little
bit about yourself?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Sure, I'm a stand up comic and actor, and I've
been living in LA for a really long time, and
I have.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
A solo show.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Like I told you, that's been an amazing experience and
that's basically.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What I do with my life. Act comedy. Oh, I
do Voice of too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I was also going to say, you do catering.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah we can, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can swipe
on that side.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Hustle.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
My rais are tired.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I've tasted.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That you're act about swiping left on your side hustle.
We all swipe left on all of our side hustle.
I know we're all getting paid one million dollars for that.
Absolutely no, I'm totally grateful for it, but I'm like
so tired of being sired, you know. Oh my god.
Oh yep, that's just a life in the arts really right.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Pretty much, pretty much?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay, all right, awesome, okay, well good, all right, well, so, yeah,
the lie. I agree with you prefer the live experience
to the reality TV zone out thing, but sometimes I
just got to turn my brain off. Skyler and I
talked about this and reality TV is the way.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
To do that, and boy do we love to do it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Day We're gonna need distractions, meredithirst I, it has to
stay on at least for the next four years.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Okay, I think what's happening over the next four years.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well, well, number one, I'm going to be doing a
lot of drink. Can you see my I just got this.
Oh my god, I need this for the next four years.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Oh my god. I wish I had some Bailey's for
my coffee right now. Jamie, you're bringing the party.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
This just came. I got this from TMU.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Oh great, I have a few of those. You didn't
need to buy it, but I know you have a
TAMU buying problems, so I yes.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I do.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
This episode sponsored in part by.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
A billionaire. Okay, well, Jamie, shall we launch into these couples?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Let me go into these couples.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Let's just well, I'm just going to go in the
order that they presented them. Okay, great, So they started
with Madison and Allen.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, do you remember who those are? Asian?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Okay, cool, he should go for it.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Thought?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Okay, so that'sn't Actually that's kind of an interesting couple.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I think.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
First of all, I have to just say this, he
has some This is because I had skin cancer, not
to be a killed joy. But he has to get
that thing checked on his arm. Someone talked to him. Oh,
I just have to say that because I had one removed. Okay,
that that being said, I thought Alan.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Was something nice guy, Like he is nice.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Really solid and nice, and you know, it's such an
awkward thing to all of a sudden be married, but
that's what arranged marriages are.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So we're getting a really good look into what.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Happens in an arranged marriage. And she's you know, she's
definitely more apprehensive and stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
His voice is so deep. I was like, oh my god,
he should do voiceovers.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
But yeah, I thought they're an interesting couple. Like I
can see her kind of getting into him more like yeah,
down the road. I think it's in a relationship she
needs to kind of give over to and give it
a try, like for real, because I think he's a
really stand up guy, and those are not always easy
(06:49):
to come by.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
No offense, no offense. But yeah, that's my take on
those two. Yeah, he kind of is too like he's charming,
he's funny. He's trying to make it work, you know
what I mean, like really trying to put her ease. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, with his steweyn with what his sausage puns.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Oh she made the pun though, I have to say,
was funny? Say something?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
What?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I always have opinions on all these Do we think
it's sus that he's like I don't get dressed for work.
I just walk around in my underwear all day, so
I don't turn on my camera during meetings. Like I
was like, you need some self respect. Yeah, that's what
my thought was.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I was like, raw on, but at least I put
on a sweater, you know.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, Like, could you imagine if I just didn't turn
my camera on during this like recording, you guys would
be like he's pulling in alan, he's fulling.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well, I was just gonna say, I I got it
talking to from work because I just I didn't turn
my camera off and I come a meeting shirtless.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I'm at home. Oh god you're.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
At work, so you're literally at work at all.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
But but did you hear the one part where Allen
was like, oh, I'm going to lose that shirt, like
he realized when he looked at himself, how like bad
a choice.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
That was for the camera? Yeah, he needs to cover it. Well,
he's definitely straight. We know that. Yeah, at least there's
no question there, because sometimes there's a question that's true.
I mean, because they're always questioning like, you know, is
this person here for the right reasons? Are they just
doing it for TV? And like you know, sometimes that
(08:46):
has like are you even really you know, available to
be in a marriage, right, in a straight marriage at
least right?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
And yes, and when they're not attracted to a really
phenomenal woman and you're like, what what's wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, because we know.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
That Married at First site doesn't do gay couples in America,
so I.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Don't that's not Yeah, I was just going to actually
ask that question.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Not good they do in the Australian and they do
on the British America and probably any of the other.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
European ones or whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I'm sure they do on Denmark, but I've never seen
the Denmark one.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
We're just such puritans here in the stupid country.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, you know we can't show the gays. No, we
have them on the after podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Like me, I mean, how could we make this way? Why?
Why would we want to make the show more entertaining?
I mean, you know, there's no way that we could
do that.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yes, they really should consider that.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I only have one other thing to say about Madison
and Allen, and that is the camera angle that they
had shooting through the when they like in the rest staurant,
they were far away. I don't know if you saw
the head. There was a head that was so when
they're sho what it's just a shadow. It's just a
shadow to head. Just just go back and just look
(10:11):
when they're so when they do the far away shoot
through the through the the restaurant, you know the you
know what.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I'm trying to say, right, there's a head there.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
So they look like there's a ghost watching them.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, it's like there's somebody's head, Like there's somebody sitting
in the booth that is next to the opening that
they're shooting through.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Boulder like artsy kind of.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I don't know what they were doing, but I was like,
why is there a head in this shot?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And why did nobody pick up on that? Going, oh,
we probably want to move them out of the way. Yeah,
it was just weird, that's all.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Did you pick up on that because that usually the
one that like also is a continuity person?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
No, not, I I was just My only thing that
I said is when they're all on their honeymoons and
they're all meeting for the first time, and I was like,
do we think because it was just it felt like
it was out of nowhere where Madison was like, I'm
(11:14):
just getting really anxious and I'm so stressed about this.
I was like, do we think that that's actually Madison?
Or do we think that her and Michelle switched places?
But because they look and sound alike, just nobody noticed.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I know.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
It's like her friend is all anxious. She gets to
be anxious because they look the same.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah, they're the same person, the same white women.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, anxious white women.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Right, are we done with Michelle or not? Michelle?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I can't believe we're talking about them for the whole show?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Right?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh? Yeah, you guys have nothing to.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Say about Madison's dad asking if Alan's going to get
an st detail. Yeah, hilarious, that's.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What I mean what.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I appreciate that talk, but there's no way to not
make it awkward.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Dad with the dad.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I mean, listen, listen, is the dad.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Talking about his daughter's sex. Like I'm sorry, I thought,
that's really bizarre.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Yeah, I appreciated it. I said, good talk about safety,
use condoms, don't get pregnant. Love it. But I did
love how he was like, yeah, I've been touched. It
was negative, and he goes, well, she'll need to see
those results.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I was like, yeah, I know, Okay, I guess you're right.
Maybe I'm just a prude in that area. I just
think that that's just I don't I don't know, it's
just for a dad to be having that come. He
took it really well, though. I'm gonna say I'm giving
Alan points for held with those punches. Yeah he did.
I mean, I'm not mad that the dad did that
(12:57):
because it spice something.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I definitely see what you're saying, but it's like, it's
weird for parents to be like, I know what you
two are up to. But in my head, I was like, oh,
I'm gonna say that. This was a story producer that
was like, let's talk about safe sex. That's where my
mind went, and that's so.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
That's why I wasn't Okay, I'll do it. I'll take
the lead as her father, I'll take the lead on
the sex talk.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yeah, but like it did bring up a question for
me because I know with like The Bachelor, they every
contestant on the Bachelor franchise is like tested for STIs
and apparently, according to a book I read, that's the
number one reason why most people are like cut from
the cast because they don't pass it. So I was like,
(13:46):
do we think that this is the same thing that
they're like, Okay, we're matching these people up get their
STD test back. Do we think that everybody's tested or
do we think that this was just something that Alan
was like, I'm going on a better see if I
got gone Rhea, Like, what are our thoughts?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I don't know. I mean I would hope that they
would do it, But sometimes I have heard some stories
of some STDs going around the Reality TV Love Program staff.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I mean, he is very popular, so yeah, I know
several people who have her.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Did they get it from Reality TV?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
You just know a lot like.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
They usually got it from a cheating spouse or something
like that.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I mean, it's just.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's mean everybody, almost everybody has herpes anyway, lies dormant
in our system. So if you ever had an old sore,
you do actually have the herpes virus in you, but
not necessarily a huge outbreak. But I mean, yeah, I
would think that they would be getting tested. I would
feel like the producer, which is why it seemed like
it was odd. But maybe they don't require them to.
I mean, you guys, have we all been on a
(14:58):
reality program? Remind me, Kija, have you ever been on one?
I know Jamie has Sky of You. Okay, well, I
don't know about I just know that the budgets are
usually really well. I've never been on one of his big
as lifetime, you know, married at first sight. But they
may not have it. They might just be relying on
them to do it. We need a producer on this
(15:19):
show to answer some questions.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I know it's so true.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Someone's going to read it and asked this about the STDs.
But it was crazy. I thought that was I was like, whoa,
because no one has asked. I've never heard of a
person asking, especially the dad asking they grilled him. And
also I just have to say, we already established the
kisha established at this guy. He's a he's a nice guy. Like,
(15:43):
he's not a bad looking man. I don't he's he's tall,
he's got he's very tall, he's got a very deep voice,
he's very funny. Consider it, like you know, and then
they're basically like telling him he's ugly. I was a fighter.
I was offended for him. He's not that bad.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
He's a good looking I was not a boy.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
But he's not metro and super you know, woft and
clean and you know, question.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
That's what she likes A pretty boy. First of all,
I didn't even know what that meant either. I was like,
what is a pretty boy?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I mean, but yeah, I think that's subjective.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I guess. So, yeah, he took that really well. Listen,
if the shoe was on the other foot, though, they've
always been being ruled about her looks and basically being
told that she's in no and like no uncertain terms ugly,
too ugly for her husband. I mean, that would be horrific.
So I really felt for him with.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
This, well, yeah, because he literally was like to her family,
he was like, would I have a chance with her
walking on the street and this says, you're just immediately absolutely.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Not, no, your disgusting quasi moto, get your ass out
of this restaurant, like what, it's so many? I thought
it was really really rude. So anyway, that's all I
have to really say.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
All Right, So were we done with Madison and Allen?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yes, okay, let's move on to Carla and Wan my favorites.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
Oh well, they definitely look like a couple and they
like to cuddle and stuff like that. I thought it
was kind of funny that he only drinks like OJ
carrot juice during the weeks and coffee on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I was like, wow, he's really getting crazy on the weekends.
He's got me suspicions on the weekend, What is wrong
with you?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I know, I'm into one. And then he said that
and I was like, oh, you're a serial killer?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, coffee, what's wrong with you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
And isn't he the one that gets up real early
in the morning, turns music on really loud.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh hell no I do.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Oh really yeah? I can't handle that. I was just like,
I can't face my day, Quija without some type of
something otherwise I'd never get out of bed. Interesting, well,
I'm the complete opposite.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
I totally like was just like, oh girl, this is
gonna be a huge issue. I can tell you are
not happy with this because she's sort of airy fairy
and I'm sorry, I hope that's okay if I say that,
But like she's like crystals and you know, all that stuff,
(18:36):
and then he's not. And I was like, at first
I thought they'd be like a really great couple, but
then when I saw that waking up she, I was like,
this is no.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I don't think this one's gonna work. I don't know,
And I agree both people really have to be into it.
If you're gonna get up and dance at seven thirty
on the.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Morning hoedown music, yes, like it wasn't paying anything good.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
And when they cut away to her and she's like,
who doesn't love a private show at seven thirty in
the morning. It's really cute, And I was like, she
wants to kill herself right now.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, he was jumping on the bed like Tom Cruise
on Oprah.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
He was energy up guys that sometimes you have to
do that just to start your day. And there's nothing
wrong with bluegrass Jamie.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
No, but that's not how you start the day. You
don't stay agree with that.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, he'd be a good man for you.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
I can see you guys together for sure, down music
in the morning one.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
If it doesn't work out with Carla, which we all
know how that's gonna go summer Austin, He's right here,
She's ready for you.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I appreciate that they're getting the energy up and they're
really trying. The two of those them. They're like, you know,
because we know some shit's going to go down real soon.
Oh yeah, yeah, let's appreciate those, these moments that we
have of them really trying.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I want to know where in Chicago they're paying thirteen
dollars for juice in La, I could see that. Where
the fuck in Chicago you paying thirteen dollars for juice?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I mean that track, Jamie. I'm sure there.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Is now probably Whole Foods, you know, Oh.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah, if you get a large for sure?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, okay, yes, I love.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
She was like, it's thirteen dollars. I know, I know,
and then she just like remember when I said that
money has energy. That was hilarious.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I just want a side show of us just reading
Carlo's quotes from everything, because I write down so many
of them, Like when she's been like grilled by his
family and she's like, I promised you. I talked to
God all the time, and I told him I want
(21:08):
a man who plays guitar and sings to me, and
God fucking delivered. And I was like, of course, of course, because,
as you might recall from her opening statements in episode one,
her and God are best friends.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
They are best friends, my best friend God.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
She manifested that friendship like she manifested a honeymoon.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
She manifested Mexico. I third eye is open, mat I
did that shit.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
I love her, I love her.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I love her.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
She's she's so nuts. I just and then, like when
they were at one point talking about like her being
at home alone with like their kids, and I was like,
those kids are gonna die if she's like left alone
with them.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
You're like, okay, everybody, let's work on our on our hovering. Everyone.
Everyone just concentrate on your third eye being open and
just leaps off of a balcony.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, while they're all meditating, it'll crawl off and crawl
right over.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I'm also my theory that she doesn't really know. Spanish
is still continuing into this episode, because like when they're
on the plane, she looks so dead eyed and want's
on his phone and he's like, I can't wait to
eat piscado on the beach, and she has no idea
what he's saying, and then she just is like pada
(22:53):
And I was like, shut the fuck up, literally though,
and I'm like, oh, yep.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yes, because when she first met him, she all of
a sudden rolled her rs yes like a white person
does when they are at a Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Yeah, She's like, my name is carl And I was like,
where did that come from?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
God?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah? And then do we think Wancho is his actual
nickname or is that just a nickname that Carla manifested?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I think it's Carla man Carla.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, probably.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
She said it like four times. She's like me and
wo and I was like, where did this come from?
I hate it?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I do have to say though about them too. They
had a really big honeymoon sweet but did you see
that tiny asshole they put Alan and Madison in. It
was like they could barely move around, and I was like,
isn't this the same hotel. Why did they get the
honeymoon sweet and these guys.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Because Carla manifested that ship. That's why.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
That's the only answer. That's true. It's true. Yeah, I
should have known.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Okay, we're done with Carla and wan Juan Carla.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
And he's gonna hate that eventually, he doesn't already.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Okay, So let's go to You think Madison and Alan
are boring?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
How about Camille and Thomas?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Oh, I think they're cute.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Listen, he's a bit of a snore boar. But but Camille,
I really like her.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I like her.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I like her a lot.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
She's just so grounded and like relatable and she's just
a good person. You could just tell. And yeah, he's
well that.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, she's great.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
And she just she's kind of attracted to him because
she's like a little giddy, you know, with him and
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
But he is cutey cute.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah's a nice looking man.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
I think they kind of like looks wise, they look
like a couple, like I could actually say, but there's
twenty years difference.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Ten Oh it's ten.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
I thought they said twenty. I was like, what twenty
She's not that young? Okay, but so ten years corrected.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, she's forty one or forty two and she's like
thirty one or thirty two. Okay, okay. That is a
big difference, though, I mean, you know, at that point,
but enough for him to bring it up when he
talked about it.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
But she did also say that she likes older men,
and she's like, I've dated like men nine years older
than me.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, so why not ten?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah, yeah, it's I'm not wrong about men in their
forties being more mature too, Like you know, I mean,
it's hard to find men in their thirties that are mature.
Some of them are still living in their parents' basements
when they're almost Oh I know.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Oh no spoilers, no spoilers, don't get too far ahead.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. I love you too.
I agree.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I was going to just say, so she pulls out
sexy lingerie, he pulls out plaid underwear.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
That's right, that's a man's version of sexy.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Well see, there you go on.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
They would look good. I would be bored, but I'd
be like, you.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Know, well, you know what, sometimes good relationships are boring,
and I do I have to say, like the brunches.
When we talk about the brunches, I felt like Camille
and Thomas's brunches were the ones that the most, as
Keijha was saying, grounded, they were going deep with the
families and like talking about emotional issues and just like
just a much more mature conversation. Yeah, and that like
(27:11):
made me happy about like their communication stuff. The way
he was describing the way men bottle up emotions. Yeah,
it was really astute. You know, like he clearly has,
you know, an awareness of this stuff. And Camille seemed
very open, you know, like that's one thing about her
that and they both sound like they're the same type
(27:33):
of person amongst their friends, where they like really just
listen and pay attention to the other person and are present.
I really feel that with both of them that they
can stay present.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Yeah. I literally That's all I wrote down is I
was like, tell him, this knows what he's doing. He's good.
He's like, you can't bob up your emotions or else,
you know, you resent the other person. And I was like, oh, good,
you're learning.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Right.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
They're so bored, But I'm like, you guys might actually
work out. Yeah, because there's nothing going on there, but
like you know, good couples don't make good TV.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
And they're also kind of low key attracted to each other,
you know, they're you know, they're there. They think each
other is cute, which is a good sign.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Yeah, and she's very happy. She was very happy he
didn't snore.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Oh yeah, I mean that was the exciting.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Part, you know, and him pulling out the condoms that
they blurred, and he's like, should we bring these? And
she's like, I guess.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
A little spicy. I like it.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Things are going the way they should be going in
the ideal world, I think for the situation.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, yeah, all right, anything else about Camille and Thomas?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, okay, well let's talk about Michelle and David.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Okay, I sell David.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Oh my god, they have absolutely no chemistry.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Who would I mean, who would?
Speaker 5 (29:11):
He lives in the basement, and you know what, first
of all, it is like a separate apartment.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Why didn't he lead with that? Why are you leading
with your mom's basement?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Yeah, like, just I have an apartment. It happens to
be connected to my parents' house, but I never see them.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Like there you go start with that. Don't get a
girl on edge. I'm thirty six years old, I live
in my mom's basement. I'm a mommy's boy, and I smoke,
which you didn't see that. Oh oh it's smoking. No,
bye bye cigarette smoke.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Forget about it, like seriously, and then he goes to
the gym. You are hypocritical. That's for bad hair. I'm sorry,
he's got great hair, but what the hell are you
doing with that?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Women get criticized all the time, and I have every
right to criticize him.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Yes, absolutely, he just looks sloppy all the time.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
It didn't look after party, though. Did you see the
way he looked on there? He looked like Jason freakin momoa.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Oh really yeah, because he learned that he needs to
step the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I think when he cleans up, he can look really good.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
You know.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
He's Yeah, he's kind of like a cute cuddlebear, you know,
like he seems that way.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
But she is not having it.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
She is.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Like, I'm hung up on this, and I'm like, girl,
you have every right to be.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yes, I'm very much team Michelle, because I also think
that it's suspicious that this is the first time that
we're hearing that the basement that he lives in is
more like an apartment, right, And I think that it's
weird that he's like, it's two bedroom. Okay, fine, I
could see that in a basement. And then he's like bathroom.
I'm like, okay, I guess that can happen in a
(31:02):
basement kitchen. I had a kitchenet and on my basement
growing up. But then he's like, and I have my
own separate laundry room. And I was like, what home
has like multiple laundry hooks. I know what, Maybe I'm weird.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Oh, Iago, it happens all the time. I used to
clean one of these. My friends had a separate an
Airbnb that they had a fully separate apartment. It's it's
not really a thing that I think happens so much
in LA mostly because we're always kind of cohabitating or
you know, cohousing, and places are so small. But in Chicago,
there are whole homes that have fully decked out kitchens
(31:39):
with stainless still and I'm not saying that he has that,
do you know what I mean? But like, yeah, are
some with like a whole laundry facility, bathroom two or
three bedrooms and like a kitchen with an island down there.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Okay, all right, I redactately.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
He could be also exaggerating a bit I was gonna say.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I was like, because because if you had an apartment,
if it was an apartment, why wouldn't you say, I
live in an apartment that is below my parents' home exactly.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
And I choose there to be closer to them and
give them the rent to pay their rather than them
renting out as an AIRBNP. And our family is really close.
And so I think he just gets anxious and like
like flies off at the mouth kind of.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Yes, yeah, like a quick shooter kind of thing with
you think before you speak.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
But I get that, like he could be really nervous.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
You know when you do do things on TV. I
actually did a game show and I panicked and I
was like, I can't believe I couldn't remember this one word.
So and I was like, because it was like, and
he could be one of those people that is just
nervous because the cameras on him. You know, you never know,
(32:57):
because it's it's more high stress and.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
That couple actors we get coaching. These people don't have that,
you know, clearly when they're going on the after party.
It's like towards the end, I think we don't really
know when they're shooting these after parties. No one really knows,
but I have a feelings towards the end of uh,
you know, it's it's many weeks have progressed because the season,
(33:21):
you know, in their world, they already know what happened
at the end, right it doesn't even air until it's
fully over. And I think that these episodes are probably
happening midway through or like three quarters of the way
through their filming process. So he's got he's gotten some
he's been told, you need to slow down, you need
to like be present, you need to, you know, hold
(33:42):
yourself in a different way. At least what I'm seeing
on the after party, they're always a little bit more,
you know, they're they're just polish. Yeah, But he's like
told them what and they're also probably watching some they've
watched some playback, so they know like what they look
like on there. He also is a malaprop because he
says things like this is the second time I clocked
that he was saying. He said off my bat instead
(34:06):
of off the bat. He said off my bat. Oh
that's not a phrase because the second time he said
something that's not an actual real phrase.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
So, oh my god, I'm very smart at all. No, No,
I mean because he also, I feel like, has all
of these like monologues memorized for everything, Like I literally
wrote down that. I was like, if ever I'm auditioning
for a play and I need a monologue, I'm just
gonna be like, hello, my name is Skyler fastenou Jones,
(34:36):
and I will be auditioning with David's why he can
leave his parents' basement at anytime but chooses not too
monologue from Married at First Sight because it's the same
thing every time. He's like, oh, you know, I could
leave home at any time, but I just I just
choose not to because you know, like financial reasons, and
like I'm helping them out with this. I was like,
get a new phrase, get something, come up with a
(34:57):
new backstory, change a couple of words up, because it's
literally forbade in the same thing every time, and I'm
so over it. I'm over it.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Actually, I think that monologue deserve the roundableplause. Yeah, that
was good, got up?
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Oh thank you? Sorry, I thought we were clapping for
his monologue.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Hurry, great acting.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Job, you thank you appreciate it. But yeah, I just
I'm I'm so over him and I'm team Michelle all
the way. I think she's smart. I think that she
you know, she's the most most realistic in all of this.
Like she's looking around, She's like, all of these couples
(35:40):
are happy, and I'm like, am I the only one
that's like stressed out? And I was like, she should
be hard. Everybody else is reacting right now, like you.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
I don't think she feels like. I think she also
skews a little bit more on the negative side of thinking,
because some people are just like they skew positive and
some people just skew towards anxiety and disaster. Which I
totally understand that because I'm that person myself, and she's like, going,
I didn't get anything that I asked for, even though
she did, right. She asked for a light skinned black man.
She asked for someone who was built. He's a bodybuilder,
(36:10):
he's tall, he's statuesque, right, But she's like thinking, I
asked for someone who was financially stable. I asked for
an independent man, somebody who could take care of me,
and she's like looking at all those things that they
did not deliver for her. And you know, she's not
wrong in that department. They didn't really, but nobody's perfect.
You can't have it all.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
So it's true, there's there's other things to consider, you know,
I think because he's probably a very good man, yes,
and he has.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
A close relationship with his family, and so does she.
And you know, she's just not looking at all these things,
you know, and she probably processes things differently.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
I don't know. I mean I also feel like that
the second day in a row, his alarm going off
at four am, I don't think that's a good person.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Like, ah, he stores all light long. So the poor
thing is it's just been like for she's been like tortured,
sleeping and a man with a stranger that you don't know, Okay, Like,
first of all, that's kind of scary for any woman,
I would say, like, no matter how much they put
you at ease, right once those producers leave, you're in
a room alone with in a bed with a strange man,
(37:17):
and then his alarm is going off multiple times at
four o'clock in the morning. He's snoring all night long.
Then he gets up and he goes and orders tacos
at one o'clock in the morning, which I'm I, look,
that's me. I get that. I would like, who isn't
eating tacos at one am? But maybe that's just.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
That's the one thing of him that I support.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Yeah, oh yeah, Well that's why he has to stay
under the basement or in the basement because he eats
six times a day.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
I'm like, six times a day. Do you know how
big his grocery bill is? Oh's what Michelle is thinking.
She's like, oh my god, we're gonna we're gonna go broke.
Oh my god. He's like a dice in for food.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
You know.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
But they also are on vacation. It's an all you
can eat resort, I think, is what they said on afterparty,
So like take advantage of it.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, I do. Like that's a yeah inclusive.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
All inclusive or whatever all you need whatever?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Right, what everything is? All you can eat at an
all inclusive resorts?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Sounds great, sounds I don't know.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Jonesy and I on our honeymoon, we did an all
inclusive resort, and I was like, I don't ever need
to do this again, because nothing had flavor. Everything was gross.
It was the same, like piss poor food every day.
And I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna go out
of this nasty old resort that has mold growing in
my room and I'm gonna go someplace better. And I did.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
So.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
I feel like that all inclusive resorts can be poopy.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Sure, yes, it depends.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
I will say that the Sandals all inclusive resorces I
went to was not anything like the real all inclusive
resort that I went to. The rew one was very good.
The Sandals one was like, this is like it's outdated.
It's the food was it was okay, but I mean,
I ate it.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
I want to go to one. I've never been to
an all inclusive resort. That sounds pretty great.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
We'll take you to one, but we'll take you one.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, and the and the drinks are watered down because
obviously all you can drink is dangerous, so they water
them down because I'm like, why am I drinking ten drinks?
Why am I able to drink ten drinks and still
be able to stand ten dirty martinis?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Because it's which is fine.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I don't mind that at all, really, especially at this
eight anyway, anything else about Michelle and David one quick as.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
My only note fair.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
I The last thing I wrote about the two of
them is she was like, your mommy doing everything is
a turnoff for me, and he literally goes why And
I was like, although it is.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
A little rude the way she's just laying into him
right away, don't you think.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
To her, she's type A and she's a survivor and
she's independent.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
She's like, we got to get on this. You know.
He's slower than molasses in January if you ask me.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
And I'm like, dude, I mean he talks like he
doesn't think about what he's saying.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
But he's just so slow mo, you know.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
And I'm like, oh, I am right there with Michelle.
I would be agg road immediately. I'm sorry, Like, I
like him, I want to like it more, but he's
too slothy.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Don't you feel like and Carla would make a good
couple because they're kind of like easz breezy kind of people.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Yeah, actually yeah, I think so. Because yeah, but she
would get mad if his alarm.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Went off at four in the morning. Oh yeah, oh absolutely,
unless it was connected to some bluegrass. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
All right, all right, so we're moving on to our
last couple. Mm and e okay, he's.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Just got some thoughts. She's got some thoughts.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
I you know what really bothers me listening to them,
they're like everywhere and it's kind of across the board.
But with them, it was more apparent. They would always say, well,
I'm still processing that we're married. I'm like, dude, you
got married twenty four hours ago. What do you mean
the word still is in your sentence. It's more like,
(41:56):
I'm processing we got married twenty four four hours ago.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Not still, And everyone's processing. Everyone's saying still.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
And I was like, this is getting on my nerves
because it's we're not like we're you know, robots, like
oh okay, now we're married, you know kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Anyway, I had to get that off my chest. What
kijha though, kids nowadays I say kids nowadays because they're
like thirty six years old, but like they just they
just love to process things. Yeah, they do. I'm processing people.
I don't think I ever used that word or even
heard that word until like or maybe it's just like
(42:35):
an la thing. And now it's like kind of worked
its way into the zeitgeist. I don't know, Sure has
be Sure didn't process things in the eighties in the Midwest,
So okay, you just dealt with it.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yeah, Like the word still is just getting on my
nerves when I was watching this, So I think that
they look like they're really into each other, but I
find her to be very boring, Like she doesn't say
anything in the after party, I was like, oh, wow,
(43:08):
she's quite interesting.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
What was going on during during the shoot? Like, yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
I could see him getting very bored with her over time,
mentally and intellectually.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
That's how it was perceived.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
I perceived that watching them, but they were all of
a sudden, it was like, oh, they're on the bus
and now they're all over each other.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yeah, that coming on. I'm like, what happened.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
When the camera's close, you know, stopped rolling, and then
all of a sudden they're like all over each other.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Maybe they understood the assignment that they were they were
supposed to try to, like, you know, get.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
In because everybody was also like, oh, you two are
the perfect couple here. So I'm like, maybe they just
both were like we got to make everybody fucking jealous
of us. Yeah, that could be it.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
I don't know. I don't know how I feel about a.
K I'm gonna be honest with you, guys. I feel
like he, like the other's so many flags.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
I mean, his mom literally called them out. She was like, well,
you know, he's a poet and an author, so you're
gonna have to get used to being stopped all the
time because he's famous. And I was like, ah, yes.
When I first started this season, I said, oh my god,
you guys have EKG the world renowned poet and author.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
You mean the world renowned slam poet poet on TikTok
Like No, I did not know who.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
No. I was like, girl. Also, like what was so
funny to me about the mom being like, You're gonna
have to get used to people stopping him. I'm like,
you realize that, like both him and her are on
like a very popular national TV show, They're both going
to be stopped, and not because your son is a
poet or whatever, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Because like it's stunning, amazing woman right in front of you.
Like yeah, Like I think they just feel like it.
Kch's on some sort of pedestal or something. Yeah, yeah,
I just think it's it's just rude. It's sort of
like putting down Alan for his looks or something, which
is like nonexistent, you know. Yeah. And then they also
(45:19):
said he's looking for a unicorn, and I thought she
was like, I'm not perfect, Like, oh, that's a red
flag right there, that's a that's a narcissist red flag.
I was just like, oh, he's not. No, he might
be good looking, but no, yeah, what does he think
he is some sort of mythical creature too? I mean
(45:41):
nobody is. That's why they're mythical.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Yeah, and she did have every right to really question
him about that.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Yeah, she did it, So I'm glad.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
I also think it's I still think it's sus And
they called him out for it, but he like tried
to push it aside where they were like, you auditioned
for Houston, you didn't get it, so then you moved
up up to Chicago to go out again, and he's like, well,
it's just hard to meet people. So and it was like,
there are plenty of ways to meet people, you don't
(46:13):
have to be on a reality TV show. And I
feel like that moving around to try to be on
a reality TV. I don't know, it's just us. He's
trying to peddle his poetry on us.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Yeah, it's a there's a lot of like branding of
him already that we've seen from the previous episodes, which
you haven't really seen. You know, you haven't seen ye.
At his wedding, it was like he was promoting a
band and then like you know for like ones promoting
his app. Like it's just like there's a lot of
that happening. And I agree with you. I think that
(46:46):
him moving around for it is very strange. Yeah, yeah,
I guess if it just really organically happened, we don't
know that. I mean, I suppose there's probably a couple
of people that apply more than once. But yeah, he's
a real He's really into himself and so is his family. Yeah,
what do you think, Jamie even kind of quiet?
Speaker 1 (47:09):
I really I'm not sure about him yet.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
I'm still I love that he doesn't love chitlins because
I do not either, and I will not eat them ever.
I will never ever eat them. I don't care if
they're delicious, and I hear a lot of black people
say how good they are. I will never eat them.
I don't have to, so there's no reason for me too.
I don't care if it's part of a part of
African American history, and I'm not ever eating chitlins.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
It will never happen.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
It won't never happen unless somebody holds me down and
shoves it down.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
My problem, but I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
And she loves liver and kidneys and gizzards, and so
do I Ye.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Get a liver gizzard?
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Absolutely? I love liver and I love gizzards. Oh they're delicious.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Maybe they can compromise on some of those things. But
he doesn't like either of those, does he?
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Right, he doesn't like ignorance either, Yeah, which is good.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
I love the segue. He's like, my pet peeve is ignorance.
So have you ever been engaged? And I was like,
my pet.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Peeve is ignorance? Wow?
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, just that part.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I must have blacked out that.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
No, No, I picked up on that because I have
a big pet peeve about ignorant.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
Okay, I get that definitely. Like what does that look
like like like in a relationship? He means right, not
globally or both.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
No, I think that in general he has a pet
peeve to ignorant. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Kind of talked about like people not learning and not
growing and like not trying to.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Like change, like not trying to change and try new things,
like not being willing to try a chitlin.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Perhaps, No, that's just smart. I'm telling you, that's just smart.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Oh my god, I mean.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah, no, there's no reason to No, I agree with you.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
It's chriss Listen.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
The only reason why it is part of African American
culture is because when we were slaves, that's all we
had to eat, because the master was eating all of
the pork chops and the pork loin and everything, and
we got all the scraps. So they had to make it.
They had to make it work because that's the only
thing that we.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Had to eat.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
So that's why they eat pigs feet and chitlins that
I will never put in my mouth ever. Pigs feet, chitlin's,
anything that my slave ancestors ate, I will not be
eating unless it's greens.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I will eat green. Yes, greens are good for you.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
I worked at this very weird half grocery store, half
garage sale when I was in high school, and we
sold pigs feet in like jars and I even like
all my life, I'm like, how do you eat this?
How does that work? Had questions? So if anybody has
the answer, I'm ready tell me everything I need to learn.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yes, shall not be ignorant anymore. Let's learn how to
eat speech. But maybe not.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Actually, I'll make it for Thanksgiving then and then you
can have some pigs feed.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
And that'll be on our that episode will be available
to our Patreon subscribe.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Well, okay, but do you guys have any thoughts about
them getting very physical with each other? How do you
feel about that?
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Go for it. They're the only ones that are. Everybody
else is like, I don't know if we can ever
have sex, which, like I understand to an extent.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
Yeah, but I think Camil though would Okay, I think
she would if he was game, if Thomas was game,
she'd be like, yeah, let's do it. And then definitely
I think Eminem and a catchy I think they I
think they should go for it.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
What the hell? Yeah, what the hell? You're only on
a reality once probably maybe not, maybe more. Maybe Carla
will be on many of them. But yeah, I mean
that's like there's gotta be some sexiness. Happening. I'm married
at first, otherwise it's gonna be another no sex season.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
I like I keep judging them because like they're like,
we had a PG night, and I'm like, you have
sex on your wedding night. But then I pause and
I'm like, well, you guys have known each other for
like three hours and you're not game. You're not all
college aged game in like me when I was in
college and I was like, all right, we got coffee,
(51:43):
come over and let's talk. I have to like dial
it in and be like, you have to have sex
after knowing each other for four hours?
Speaker 3 (51:58):
That's hilarious?
Speaker 1 (52:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Anything else about Oh the only other thing I had
to say? So are these microphone packs? Are they waterproof?
Because they have them on in the in the water,
and I'm like, are they waterproof? I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
They must be otherwise production probably wouldn't let them go
into the water with when they don't want to busted
mic pack.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah that's what I was thinking, but I thought it
was weird.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
Actually, I think they were gonna do it in the
water and they wanted to get audio on that.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
Yeah, that's what I think. The boom operators like, Okay,
maybe actual sounds there.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Maybe Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
I can't wait though, to see what happened. The preview
was great. I can't wait to see all this go down.
It looks like there's quite a bit of drama, even
in cancuon.
Speaker 5 (52:54):
Oh my god, you guys, you know I'm gonna watch it. Okay, serious,
i have to watch it now, Yes, you do, and
I'm going to be texted our group text good.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Guys, we got another one.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Yeah, realize, okay, but now we have to get Now
is the time that we get our guest predictions of
these couples and whether or not they are going to
stay together or get divorced.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
So, Kija, this is how it works.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
So couples they meet on their wedding day, they get married,
then they have eight weeks to decide whether or not
they're going to stay married or get a divorce. After
the eight weeks, they go in front of the experts
and they say either yes I want to stay married
or no, I want to get a divorce, and if
one says yes and the other says no, they get
a divorce. So that in mind, let's start with Madison
(53:47):
and Allen. Do you think they will say yes or
no on decision.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
I think, yes, that maybe that's what I'm hoping because
she needs a nice guy, you know.
Speaker 3 (53:58):
Yeah, No, they're not working, so I'm thinking yes, okay.
Speaker 6 (54:05):
All right, Carla and Juana, No, no, no, okay, Camille
and Thomas, Yes, cool, Michelle and David.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Hello, hello, Honeymoon.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
They're going to be the only ones that last the
season one.
Speaker 5 (54:26):
Yeah, I know, right, that's probably what's gonna happen. Then
all of a sudden, she's gonna look at him and go.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
I want you. I'm gonna get on you. Our group
tax is going to be blowing.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
Up there, right, and then m.
Speaker 5 (54:40):
M that's a question mark for me actually, but I'm
gonna say no, okay, right.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
Okay, Well you kind of already answered it, Kja. But
now the most important question that I usually asked for
our guests is will you continue to watch Married at
First Sight?
Speaker 5 (54:59):
Yes, I'm definitely gonna watch the through the end of
this round.
Speaker 3 (55:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Oh my.
Speaker 3 (55:08):
Great, thanks Kija. You know, and the other thing is
if the bonus is that if there's a bonus episode
that we have to shoot at the end or film
or record at the end with like a multiple unions.
We need somebody who's been watching. So yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
Yeah, I am now with Lifetime, so thank you.
Speaker 3 (55:32):
Yeah, every every woman needs Lifetime television for women in
her life. Oh my god, they've got great Christmas One
got great murder movies. You know, between Dateline and the
women getting murdered on Lifetime, I mean, what could you
ask what we're gon a girl asked for besides seeing
(55:54):
herself get murdered over and over.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
That's why I don't.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
Date All right, well, Kija, do you have anything to
plug now? This this episode will come out on Wednesday,
so anything oh well about it won't so anything after Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (56:14):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (56:14):
Well, a little bit down the road, but my solo
shows opening the Santa Monica Playhouse Beyond Fringe Festival and
that's on February twenty fifth, and the curtain starts at
seven thirty.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
This show starts at.
Speaker 5 (56:30):
Seven thirty, So that's in Santa Monica and it's kind
of cool. I'm excited to be the opening act literally
still be show for the Fringe Festival.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Wow, good for you.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
Yeah, stand up shows down.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
The road because that gives people time.
Speaker 5 (56:48):
To prepare yeah, well I have a show tonight, but
and then after that, I'm not really sure.
Speaker 3 (56:55):
I have to get out and hustle. Well, this summer
is a weird month too, you know, like more time
to watch Married at First Sight.
Speaker 4 (57:03):
Yeah exactly, Carols, yep with your hot chocolate and watch
people fight.
Speaker 3 (57:10):
Yeah. I can't wait to see the next episode. Oh
me either, me either. They better get to it. I'm
so excited for this drama. So and Skuyler and I
have a show December, yes, and the variety show. Oh wow. Yes,
(57:32):
it's called Leigh Bells at Three Clubs at seven pm.
Speaker 4 (57:36):
Oh yes, there's gonna be drag, there's gonna be comedy,
there's going to be uh not good. Well, there will
be go go, There's gonna be a lot. It's going
to be a last thank you. That's the word I'm
And all of the prophets go to the Battered Women
(57:57):
that's not the official name of it, but the Battered
Women's Society. It goes to a good cause that he drinks.
So it's it's a gay old time and we love it.
Speaker 3 (58:14):
And it's a beautiful vie. I love Three Clubs. It's
so cool. That great place. Yeah, great place, just a
Hollywood mainstay, if you will.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
I've never been so.
Speaker 3 (58:25):
Oh you're gonna love it, Jamie. It's really cool. It's
super cool.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Good.
Speaker 3 (58:29):
Yeah, I've also the first bar I ever visited in
La Yes, Jamie, you're.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
Just going to say. I also have a show. Uh, well,
it'll be on Saturday. The What is that the.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
Twenty third on San Diego. Oh you know, so if
you're in San Diego. If you're listening to this, you're
in San Diego. I'm doing a show.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
It's the Bays Gays and Bays Show.
Speaker 3 (58:55):
N I like, twenty third is a Monday. So is
it the twenty first Saturday?
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Or is it their of November is a Saturday?
Speaker 3 (59:04):
Just oh November? Oh that's coming up.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
Yeah, that's Saturday.
Speaker 3 (59:09):
Okay, great, congratulations. Do you have another show too in
December that you're producing as well?
Speaker 1 (59:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (59:16):
Yes, of course, Miarthquake, our Mirthquake Show, our monthly comedy
showcase on the December fourteenth.
Speaker 3 (59:23):
That's a great show, really fun. Everyone should go to
it for.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
To have you on again.
Speaker 3 (59:29):
Ah, thank you. I would love to be on again.
Look at all of us just crushing it. Proudy guys.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
Yes, all right, well, thank you again Keijah Norton for.
Speaker 5 (59:42):
Being yes, thank you for having me. This has been
really really fun.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
Yayy and we got another one.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah, another one, the Camel
Welcome to Madden Finally Single.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm Jamie Black, and I'm Summer Austin and I'm skylt Aosta.
Now jokes and this is a marriy to first Sight
fan podcast where we invite a guest on who's never
watched an episode. Hey, everybody, we're back with another episode
of Mad Finally Single and we have a guest today.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'm very excited about this guest this.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I'm just gonna I'm gonna jump right in, just introduce
our guests.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, and then we can do some chit chat. Maybe.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
So our guest today she is a comedian. She has
a solo show called Fill Your Pockets with Sunshine that
is really getting some tractions. It's a very good show.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You should see it if you ever have an opportunity
to see it. I have seen it. I love it.
It's very funny, it's very touching. I love it. Please
welcome Keijah Norton.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Thank you for having me. Everyone. I'm so excited here.
Thank you for Summer Tyler, thank.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You for time.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
To watch a very like well, I don't know, I
watched the after party. I was not prepared for the
I guess I didn't realize that the after party was
one hour long. You did not have to watch it,
but I did. It was an hour long after party,
and there's gonna be an hour long after party next week.
So I really watch it this morning and I had
so early and I was like, I gotta get it done.
(01:35):
So thanks for doing that, Tuja. Well full confession, I
watched half of it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Oh fine, that's so you missed so much.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I didn't watch it either, So Tisa.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Are you are you a reality TV person? No? No,
not not at all. And I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
When Jamie asked me to do this interview, I was.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Like, that'll be so fun.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I get to watch reality TV and yeah, the last
time I watched one was like seriously twenty years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh wow, she's a yeah, a fresh one. Oh yehow
totally are you?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Are you okay? Though? Now after watching this.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, you know, I actually have to say I'm very
curious to see the next episode. Like I got into it,
I have to say I was. I was surprised. I
thought i'd be a bit of a curmudget be like, and.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Not at all.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I really was like, oh my god, wow, Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
We did our job. Everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We recruited one.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, it's almost like those producers are trying to make
people keep watching, yeah right for years and years and years.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
For eighteen seasons.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Now, yeah right, I'm sorry I jump into the reality
TV thing. Do you want to tell us a little
bit about yourself?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Sure, I'm a stand up comic and actor, and I've
been living in LA for a really long time, and
I have.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
A solo show.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Like I told you, that's been an amazing experience and
that's basically.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What I do with my life. Act comedy. Oh, I
do Voice of too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I was also going to say, you do catering.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah we can, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can swipe
on that side.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Hustle.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
My rais are tired.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I've tasted.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That you're act about swiping left on your side hustle.
We all swipe left on all of our side hustle.
I know we're all getting paid one million dollars for that.
Absolutely no, I'm totally grateful for it, but I'm like
so tired of being sired, you know. Oh my god.
Oh yep, that's just a life in the arts really right.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Pretty much, pretty much?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay, all right, awesome, okay, well good, all right, well, so, yeah,
the lie. I agree with you prefer the live experience
to the reality TV zone out thing, but sometimes I
just got to turn my brain off. Skyler and I
talked about this and reality TV is the way.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
To do that, and boy do we love to do it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Day We're gonna need distractions, meredithirst I, it has to
stay on at least for the next four years.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Okay, I think what's happening over the next four years.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well, well, number one, I'm going to be doing a
lot of drink. Can you see my I just got this.
Oh my god, I need this for the next four years.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Oh my god. I wish I had some Bailey's for
my coffee right now. Jamie, you're bringing the party.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
This just came. I got this from TMU.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Oh great, I have a few of those. You didn't
need to buy it, but I know you have a
TAMU buying problems, so I yes.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I do.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
This episode sponsored in part by.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
A billionaire. Okay, well, Jamie, shall we launch into these couples?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Let me go into these couples.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Let's just well, I'm just going to go in the
order that they presented them. Okay, great, So they started
with Madison and Allen.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, do you remember who those are? Asian?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Okay, cool, he should go for it.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Thought?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Okay, so that'sn't Actually that's kind of an interesting couple.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I think.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
First of all, I have to just say this, he
has some This is because I had skin cancer, not
to be a killed joy. But he has to get
that thing checked on his arm. Someone talked to him. Oh,
I just have to say that because I had one removed. Okay,
that that being said, I thought Alan.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Was something nice guy, Like he is nice.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Really solid and nice, and you know, it's such an
awkward thing to all of a sudden be married, but
that's what arranged marriages are.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So we're getting a really good look into what.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Happens in an arranged marriage. And she's you know, she's
definitely more apprehensive and stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
His voice is so deep. I was like, oh my god,
he should do voiceovers.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
But yeah, I thought they're an interesting couple. Like I
can see her kind of getting into him more like yeah,
down the road. I think it's in a relationship she
needs to kind of give over to and give it
a try, like for real, because I think he's a
really stand up guy, and those are not always easy
(06:49):
to come by.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
No offense, no offense. But yeah, that's my take on
those two. Yeah, he kind of is too like he's charming,
he's funny. He's trying to make it work, you know
what I mean, like really trying to put her ease. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, with his steweyn with what his sausage puns.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Oh she made the pun though, I have to say,
was funny? Say something?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
What?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I always have opinions on all these Do we think
it's sus that he's like I don't get dressed for work.
I just walk around in my underwear all day, so
I don't turn on my camera during meetings. Like I
was like, you need some self respect. Yeah, that's what
my thought was.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I was like, raw on, but at least I put
on a sweater, you know.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, Like, could you imagine if I just didn't turn
my camera on during this like recording, you guys would
be like he's pulling in alan, he's fulling.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well, I was just gonna say, I I got it
talking to from work because I just I didn't turn
my camera off and I come a meeting shirtless.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I'm at home. Oh god you're.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
At work, so you're literally at work at all.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
But but did you hear the one part where Allen
was like, oh, I'm going to lose that shirt, like
he realized when he looked at himself, how like bad
a choice.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
That was for the camera? Yeah, he needs to cover it. Well,
he's definitely straight. We know that. Yeah, at least there's
no question there, because sometimes there's a question that's true.
I mean, because they're always questioning like, you know, is
this person here for the right reasons? Are they just
doing it for TV? And like you know, sometimes that
(08:46):
has like are you even really you know, available to
be in a marriage, right, in a straight marriage at
least right?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
And yes, and when they're not attracted to a really
phenomenal woman and you're like, what what's wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, because we know.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
That Married at First site doesn't do gay couples in America,
so I.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Don't that's not Yeah, I was just going to actually
ask that question.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Not good they do in the Australian and they do
on the British America and probably any of the other.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
European ones or whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I'm sure they do on Denmark, but I've never seen
the Denmark one.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
We're just such puritans here in the stupid country.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, you know we can't show the gays. No, we
have them on the after podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Like me, I mean, how could we make this way? Why?
Why would we want to make the show more entertaining?
I mean, you know, there's no way that we could
do that.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yes, they really should consider that.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I only have one other thing to say about Madison
and Allen, and that is the camera angle that they
had shooting through the when they like in the rest staurant,
they were far away. I don't know if you saw
the head. There was a head that was so when
they're sho what it's just a shadow. It's just a
shadow to head. Just just go back and just look
(10:11):
when they're so when they do the far away shoot
through the through the the restaurant, you know the you
know what.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I'm trying to say, right, there's a head there.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
So they look like there's a ghost watching them.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, it's like there's somebody's head, Like there's somebody sitting
in the booth that is next to the opening that
they're shooting through.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Boulder like artsy kind of.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I don't know what they were doing, but I was like,
why is there a head in this shot?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And why did nobody pick up on that? Going, oh,
we probably want to move them out of the way. Yeah,
it was just weird, that's all.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Did you pick up on that because that usually the
one that like also is a continuity person?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
No, not, I I was just My only thing that
I said is when they're all on their honeymoons and
they're all meeting for the first time, and I was like,
do we think because it was just it felt like
it was out of nowhere where Madison was like, I'm
(11:14):
just getting really anxious and I'm so stressed about this.
I was like, do we think that that's actually Madison?
Or do we think that her and Michelle switched places?
But because they look and sound alike, just nobody noticed.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I know.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
It's like her friend is all anxious. She gets to
be anxious because they look the same.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah, they're the same person, the same white women.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, anxious white women.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Right, are we done with Michelle or not? Michelle?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I can't believe we're talking about them for the whole show?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Right?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh? Yeah, you guys have nothing to.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Say about Madison's dad asking if Alan's going to get
an st detail. Yeah, hilarious, that's.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What I mean what.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I appreciate that talk, but there's no way to not
make it awkward.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Dad with the dad.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I mean, listen, listen, is the dad.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Talking about his daughter's sex. Like I'm sorry, I thought,
that's really bizarre.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Yeah, I appreciated it. I said, good talk about safety,
use condoms, don't get pregnant. Love it. But I did
love how he was like, yeah, I've been touched. It
was negative, and he goes, well, she'll need to see
those results.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I was like, yeah, I know, Okay, I guess you're right.
Maybe I'm just a prude in that area. I just
think that that's just I don't I don't know, it's
just for a dad to be having that come. He
took it really well, though. I'm gonna say I'm giving
Alan points for held with those punches. Yeah he did.
I mean, I'm not mad that the dad did that
(12:57):
because it spice something.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I definitely see what you're saying, but it's like, it's
weird for parents to be like, I know what you
two are up to. But in my head, I was like, oh,
I'm gonna say that. This was a story producer that
was like, let's talk about safe sex. That's where my
mind went, and that's so.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
That's why I wasn't Okay, I'll do it. I'll take
the lead as her father, I'll take the lead on
the sex talk.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yeah, but like it did bring up a question for
me because I know with like The Bachelor, they every
contestant on the Bachelor franchise is like tested for STIs
and apparently, according to a book I read, that's the
number one reason why most people are like cut from
the cast because they don't pass it. So I was like,
(13:46):
do we think that this is the same thing that
they're like, Okay, we're matching these people up get their
STD test back. Do we think that everybody's tested or
do we think that this was just something that Alan
was like, I'm going on a better see if I
got gone Rhea, Like, what are our thoughts?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I don't know. I mean I would hope that they
would do it, But sometimes I have heard some stories
of some STDs going around the Reality TV Love Program staff.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I mean, he is very popular, so yeah, I know
several people who have her.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Did they get it from Reality TV?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
You just know a lot like.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
They usually got it from a cheating spouse or something
like that.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I mean, it's just.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's mean everybody, almost everybody has herpes anyway, lies dormant
in our system. So if you ever had an old sore,
you do actually have the herpes virus in you, but
not necessarily a huge outbreak. But I mean, yeah, I
would think that they would be getting tested. I would
feel like the producer, which is why it seemed like
it was odd. But maybe they don't require them to.
I mean, you guys, have we all been on a
(14:58):
reality program? Remind me, Kija, have you ever been on one?
I know Jamie has Sky of You. Okay, well, I
don't know about I just know that the budgets are
usually really well. I've never been on one of his big
as lifetime, you know, married at first sight. But they
may not have it. They might just be relying on
them to do it. We need a producer on this
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show to answer some questions.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I know it's so true.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Someone's going to read it and asked this about the STDs.
But it was crazy. I thought that was I was like, whoa,
because no one has asked. I've never heard of a
person asking, especially the dad asking they grilled him. And
also I just have to say, we already established the
kisha established at this guy. He's a he's a nice guy. Like,
(15:43):
he's not a bad looking man. I don't he's he's tall,
he's got he's very tall, he's got a very deep voice,
he's very funny. Consider it, like you know, and then
they're basically like telling him he's ugly. I was a fighter.
I was offended for him. He's not that bad.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
He's a good looking I was not a boy.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
But he's not metro and super you know, woft and
clean and you know, question.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
That's what she likes A pretty boy. First of all,
I didn't even know what that meant either. I was like,
what is a pretty boy?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I mean, but yeah, I think that's subjective.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I guess. So, yeah, he took that really well. Listen,
if the shoe was on the other foot, though, they've
always been being ruled about her looks and basically being
told that she's in no and like no uncertain terms ugly,
too ugly for her husband. I mean, that would be horrific.
So I really felt for him with.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
This, well, yeah, because he literally was like to her family,
he was like, would I have a chance with her
walking on the street and this says, you're just immediately absolutely.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Not, no, your disgusting quasi moto, get your ass out
of this restaurant, like what, it's so many? I thought
it was really really rude. So anyway, that's all I
have to really say.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
All Right, So were we done with Madison and Allen?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yes, okay, let's move on to Carla and Wan my favorites.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
Oh well, they definitely look like a couple and they
like to cuddle and stuff like that. I thought it
was kind of funny that he only drinks like OJ
carrot juice during the weeks and coffee on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I was like, wow, he's really getting crazy on the weekends.
He's got me suspicions on the weekend, What is wrong
with you?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I know, I'm into one. And then he said that
and I was like, oh, you're a serial killer?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, coffee, what's wrong with you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
And isn't he the one that gets up real early
in the morning, turns music on really loud.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh hell no I do.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Oh really yeah? I can't handle that. I was just like,
I can't face my day, Quija without some type of
something otherwise I'd never get out of bed. Interesting, well,
I'm the complete opposite.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
I totally like was just like, oh girl, this is
gonna be a huge issue. I can tell you are
not happy with this because she's sort of airy fairy
and I'm sorry, I hope that's okay if I say that,
But like she's like crystals and you know, all that stuff,
(18:36):
and then he's not. And I was like, at first
I thought they'd be like a really great couple, but
then when I saw that waking up she, I was like,
this is no.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I don't think this one's gonna work. I don't know,
And I agree both people really have to be into it.
If you're gonna get up and dance at seven thirty
on the.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Morning hoedown music, yes, like it wasn't paying anything good.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
And when they cut away to her and she's like,
who doesn't love a private show at seven thirty in
the morning. It's really cute, And I was like, she
wants to kill herself right now.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, he was jumping on the bed like Tom Cruise
on Oprah.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
He was energy up guys that sometimes you have to
do that just to start your day. And there's nothing
wrong with bluegrass Jamie.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
No, but that's not how you start the day. You
don't stay agree with that.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, he'd be a good man for you.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
I can see you guys together for sure, down music
in the morning one.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
If it doesn't work out with Carla, which we all
know how that's gonna go summer Austin, He's right here,
She's ready for you.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I appreciate that they're getting the energy up and they're
really trying. The two of those them. They're like, you know,
because we know some shit's going to go down real soon.
Oh yeah, yeah, let's appreciate those, these moments that we
have of them really trying.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I want to know where in Chicago they're paying thirteen
dollars for juice in La, I could see that. Where
the fuck in Chicago you paying thirteen dollars for juice?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I mean that track, Jamie. I'm sure there.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Is now probably Whole Foods, you know, Oh.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah, if you get a large for sure?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, okay, yes, I love.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
She was like, it's thirteen dollars. I know, I know,
and then she just like remember when I said that
money has energy. That was hilarious.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I just want a side show of us just reading
Carlo's quotes from everything, because I write down so many
of them, Like when she's been like grilled by his
family and she's like, I promised you. I talked to
God all the time, and I told him I want
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a man who plays guitar and sings to me, and
God fucking delivered. And I was like, of course, of course, because,
as you might recall from her opening statements in episode one,
her and God are best friends.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
They are best friends, my best friend God.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
She manifested that friendship like she manifested a honeymoon.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
She manifested Mexico. I third eye is open, mat I
did that shit.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
I love her, I love her.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I love her.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
She's she's so nuts. I just and then, like when
they were at one point talking about like her being
at home alone with like their kids, and I was like,
those kids are gonna die if she's like left alone
with them.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
You're like, okay, everybody, let's work on our on our hovering. Everyone.
Everyone just concentrate on your third eye being open and
just leaps off of a balcony.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, while they're all meditating, it'll crawl off and crawl
right over.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I'm also my theory that she doesn't really know. Spanish
is still continuing into this episode, because like when they're
on the plane, she looks so dead eyed and want's
on his phone and he's like, I can't wait to
eat piscado on the beach, and she has no idea
what he's saying, and then she just is like pada
(22:53):
And I was like, shut the fuck up, literally though,
and I'm like, oh, yep.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yes, because when she first met him, she all of
a sudden rolled her rs yes like a white person
does when they are at a Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Yeah, She's like, my name is carl And I was like,
where did that come from?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
God?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah? And then do we think Wancho is his actual
nickname or is that just a nickname that Carla manifested?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I think it's Carla man Carla.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, probably.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
She said it like four times. She's like me and
wo and I was like, where did this come from?
I hate it?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I do have to say though about them too. They
had a really big honeymoon sweet but did you see
that tiny asshole they put Alan and Madison in. It
was like they could barely move around, and I was like,
isn't this the same hotel. Why did they get the
honeymoon sweet and these guys.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Because Carla manifested that ship. That's why.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
That's the only answer. That's true. It's true. Yeah, I
should have known.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Okay, we're done with Carla and wan Juan Carla.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
And he's gonna hate that eventually, he doesn't already.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Okay, So let's go to You think Madison and Alan
are boring?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
How about Camille and Thomas?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Oh, I think they're cute.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Listen, he's a bit of a snore boar. But but Camille,
I really like her.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I like her.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I like her a lot.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
She's just so grounded and like relatable and she's just
a good person. You could just tell. And yeah, he's
well that.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, she's great.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
And she just she's kind of attracted to him because
she's like a little giddy, you know, with him and
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
But he is cutey cute.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah's a nice looking man.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
I think they kind of like looks wise, they look
like a couple, like I could actually say, but there's
twenty years difference.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Ten Oh it's ten.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
I thought they said twenty. I was like, what twenty
She's not that young? Okay, but so ten years corrected.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, she's forty one or forty two and she's like
thirty one or thirty two. Okay, okay. That is a
big difference, though, I mean, you know, at that point,
but enough for him to bring it up when he
talked about it.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
But she did also say that she likes older men,
and she's like, I've dated like men nine years older
than me.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, so why not ten?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah, yeah, it's I'm not wrong about men in their
forties being more mature too, Like you know, I mean,
it's hard to find men in their thirties that are mature.
Some of them are still living in their parents' basements
when they're almost Oh I know.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Oh no spoilers, no spoilers, don't get too far ahead.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. I love you too.
I agree.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I was going to just say, so she pulls out
sexy lingerie, he pulls out plaid underwear.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
That's right, that's a man's version of sexy.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Well see, there you go on.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
They would look good. I would be bored, but I'd
be like, you.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Know, well, you know what, sometimes good relationships are boring,
and I do I have to say, like the brunches.
When we talk about the brunches, I felt like Camille
and Thomas's brunches were the ones that the most, as
Keijha was saying, grounded, they were going deep with the
families and like talking about emotional issues and just like
just a much more mature conversation. Yeah, and that like
(27:11):
made me happy about like their communication stuff. The way
he was describing the way men bottle up emotions. Yeah,
it was really astute. You know, like he clearly has,
you know, an awareness of this stuff. And Camille seemed
very open, you know, like that's one thing about her
that and they both sound like they're the same type
(27:33):
of person amongst their friends, where they like really just
listen and pay attention to the other person and are present.
I really feel that with both of them that they
can stay present.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Yeah. I literally That's all I wrote down is I
was like, tell him, this knows what he's doing. He's good.
He's like, you can't bob up your emotions or else,
you know, you resent the other person. And I was like, oh, good,
you're learning.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Right.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
They're so bored, But I'm like, you guys might actually
work out. Yeah, because there's nothing going on there, but
like you know, good couples don't make good TV.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
And they're also kind of low key attracted to each other,
you know, they're you know, they're there. They think each
other is cute, which is a good sign.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Yeah, and she's very happy. She was very happy he
didn't snore.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Oh yeah, I mean that was the exciting.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Part, you know, and him pulling out the condoms that
they blurred, and he's like, should we bring these? And
she's like, I guess.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
A little spicy. I like it.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Things are going the way they should be going in
the ideal world, I think for the situation.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, yeah, all right, anything else about Camille and Thomas?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, okay, well let's talk about Michelle and David.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Okay, I sell David.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Oh my god, they have absolutely no chemistry.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Who would I mean, who would?
Speaker 5 (29:11):
He lives in the basement, and you know what, first
of all, it is like a separate apartment.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Why didn't he lead with that? Why are you leading
with your mom's basement?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Yeah, like, just I have an apartment. It happens to
be connected to my parents' house, but I never see them.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Like there you go start with that. Don't get a
girl on edge. I'm thirty six years old, I live
in my mom's basement. I'm a mommy's boy, and I smoke,
which you didn't see that. Oh oh it's smoking. No,
bye bye cigarette smoke.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Forget about it, like seriously, and then he goes to
the gym. You are hypocritical. That's for bad hair. I'm sorry,
he's got great hair, but what the hell are you
doing with that?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Women get criticized all the time, and I have every
right to criticize him.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Yes, absolutely, he just looks sloppy all the time.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
It didn't look after party, though. Did you see the
way he looked on there? He looked like Jason freakin momoa.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Oh really yeah, because he learned that he needs to
step the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I think when he cleans up, he can look really good.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
You know.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
He's Yeah, he's kind of like a cute cuddlebear, you know,
like he seems that way.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
But she is not having it.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
She is.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Like, I'm hung up on this, and I'm like, girl,
you have every right to be.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yes, I'm very much team Michelle, because I also think
that it's suspicious that this is the first time that
we're hearing that the basement that he lives in is
more like an apartment, right, And I think that it's
weird that he's like, it's two bedroom. Okay, fine, I
could see that in a basement. And then he's like bathroom.
I'm like, okay, I guess that can happen in a
(31:02):
basement kitchen. I had a kitchenet and on my basement
growing up. But then he's like, and I have my
own separate laundry room. And I was like, what home
has like multiple laundry hooks. I know what, Maybe I'm weird.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Oh, Iago, it happens all the time. I used to
clean one of these. My friends had a separate an
Airbnb that they had a fully separate apartment. It's it's
not really a thing that I think happens so much
in LA mostly because we're always kind of cohabitating or
you know, cohousing, and places are so small. But in Chicago,
there are whole homes that have fully decked out kitchens
(31:39):
with stainless still and I'm not saying that he has that,
do you know what I mean? But like, yeah, are
some with like a whole laundry facility, bathroom two or
three bedrooms and like a kitchen with an island down there.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Okay, all right, I redactately.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
He could be also exaggerating a bit I was gonna say.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I was like, because because if you had an apartment,
if it was an apartment, why wouldn't you say, I
live in an apartment that is below my parents' home exactly.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
And I choose there to be closer to them and
give them the rent to pay their rather than them
renting out as an AIRBNP. And our family is really close.
And so I think he just gets anxious and like
like flies off at the mouth kind of.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Yes, yeah, like a quick shooter kind of thing with
you think before you speak.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
But I get that, like he could be really nervous.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
You know when you do do things on TV. I
actually did a game show and I panicked and I
was like, I can't believe I couldn't remember this one word.
So and I was like, because it was like, and
he could be one of those people that is just
nervous because the cameras on him. You know, you never know,
(32:57):
because it's it's more high stress and.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
That couple actors we get coaching. These people don't have that,
you know, clearly when they're going on the after party.
It's like towards the end, I think we don't really
know when they're shooting these after parties. No one really knows,
but I have a feelings towards the end of uh,
you know, it's it's many weeks have progressed because the season,
(33:21):
you know, in their world, they already know what happened
at the end, right it doesn't even air until it's
fully over. And I think that these episodes are probably
happening midway through or like three quarters of the way
through their filming process. So he's got he's gotten some
he's been told, you need to slow down, you need
to like be present, you need to, you know, hold
(33:42):
yourself in a different way. At least what I'm seeing
on the after party, they're always a little bit more,
you know, they're they're just polish. Yeah, But he's like
told them what and they're also probably watching some they've
watched some playback, so they know like what they look
like on there. He also is a malaprop because he
says things like this is the second time I clocked
that he was saying. He said off my bat instead
(34:06):
of off the bat. He said off my bat. Oh
that's not a phrase because the second time he said
something that's not an actual real phrase.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
So, oh my god, I'm very smart at all. No, No,
I mean because he also, I feel like, has all
of these like monologues memorized for everything, Like I literally
wrote down that. I was like, if ever I'm auditioning
for a play and I need a monologue, I'm just
gonna be like, hello, my name is Skyler fastenou Jones,
(34:36):
and I will be auditioning with David's why he can
leave his parents' basement at anytime but chooses not too
monologue from Married at First Sight because it's the same
thing every time. He's like, oh, you know, I could
leave home at any time, but I just I just
choose not to because you know, like financial reasons, and
like I'm helping them out with this. I was like,
get a new phrase, get something, come up with a
(34:57):
new backstory, change a couple of words up, because it's
literally forbade in the same thing every time, and I'm
so over it. I'm over it.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Actually, I think that monologue deserve the roundableplause. Yeah, that
was good, got up?
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Oh thank you? Sorry, I thought we were clapping for
his monologue.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Hurry, great acting.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Job, you thank you appreciate it. But yeah, I just
I'm I'm so over him and I'm team Michelle all
the way. I think she's smart. I think that she
you know, she's the most most realistic in all of this.
Like she's looking around, She's like, all of these couples
(35:40):
are happy, and I'm like, am I the only one
that's like stressed out? And I was like, she should
be hard. Everybody else is reacting right now, like you.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
I don't think she feels like. I think she also
skews a little bit more on the negative side of thinking,
because some people are just like they skew positive and
some people just skew towards anxiety and disaster. Which I
totally understand that because I'm that person myself, and she's like, going,
I didn't get anything that I asked for, even though
she did, right. She asked for a light skinned black man.
She asked for someone who was built. He's a bodybuilder,
(36:10):
he's tall, he's statuesque, right, But she's like thinking, I
asked for someone who was financially stable. I asked for
an independent man, somebody who could take care of me,
and she's like looking at all those things that they
did not deliver for her. And you know, she's not
wrong in that department. They didn't really, but nobody's perfect.
You can't have it all.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
So it's true, there's there's other things to consider, you know,
I think because he's probably a very good man, yes,
and he has.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
A close relationship with his family, and so does she.
And you know, she's just not looking at all these things,
you know, and she probably processes things differently.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
I don't know. I mean I also feel like that
the second day in a row, his alarm going off
at four am, I don't think that's a good person.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Like, ah, he stores all light long. So the poor
thing is it's just been like for she's been like tortured,
sleeping and a man with a stranger that you don't know, Okay, Like,
first of all, that's kind of scary for any woman,
I would say, like, no matter how much they put
you at ease, right once those producers leave, you're in
a room alone with in a bed with a strange man,
(37:17):
and then his alarm is going off multiple times at
four o'clock in the morning. He's snoring all night long.
Then he gets up and he goes and orders tacos
at one o'clock in the morning, which I'm I, look,
that's me. I get that. I would like, who isn't
eating tacos at one am? But maybe that's just.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
That's the one thing of him that I support.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Yeah, oh yeah, Well that's why he has to stay
under the basement or in the basement because he eats
six times a day.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
I'm like, six times a day. Do you know how
big his grocery bill is? Oh's what Michelle is thinking.
She's like, oh my god, we're gonna we're gonna go broke.
Oh my god. He's like a dice in for food.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
You know.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
But they also are on vacation. It's an all you
can eat resort, I think, is what they said on afterparty,
So like take advantage of it.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, I do. Like that's a yeah inclusive.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
All inclusive or whatever all you need whatever?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Right, what everything is? All you can eat at an
all inclusive resorts?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Sounds great, sounds I don't know.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Jonesy and I on our honeymoon, we did an all
inclusive resort, and I was like, I don't ever need
to do this again, because nothing had flavor. Everything was gross.
It was the same, like piss poor food every day.
And I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna go out
of this nasty old resort that has mold growing in
my room and I'm gonna go someplace better. And I did.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
So.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
I feel like that all inclusive resorts can be poopy.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Sure, yes, it depends.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
I will say that the Sandals all inclusive resorces I
went to was not anything like the real all inclusive
resort that I went to. The rew one was very good.
The Sandals one was like, this is like it's outdated.
It's the food was it was okay, but I mean,
I ate it.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
I want to go to one. I've never been to
an all inclusive resort. That sounds pretty great.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
We'll take you to one, but we'll take you one.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, and the and the drinks are watered down because
obviously all you can drink is dangerous, so they water
them down because I'm like, why am I drinking ten drinks?
Why am I able to drink ten drinks and still
be able to stand ten dirty martinis?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Because it's which is fine.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I don't mind that at all, really, especially at this
eight anyway, anything else about Michelle and David one quick as.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
My only note fair.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
I The last thing I wrote about the two of
them is she was like, your mommy doing everything is
a turnoff for me, and he literally goes why And
I was like, although it is.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
A little rude the way she's just laying into him
right away, don't you think.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
To her, she's type A and she's a survivor and
she's independent.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
She's like, we got to get on this. You know.
He's slower than molasses in January if you ask me.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
And I'm like, dude, I mean he talks like he
doesn't think about what he's saying.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
But he's just so slow mo, you know.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
And I'm like, oh, I am right there with Michelle.
I would be agg road immediately. I'm sorry, Like, I
like him, I want to like it more, but he's
too slothy.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Don't you feel like and Carla would make a good
couple because they're kind of like easz breezy kind of people.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Yeah, actually yeah, I think so. Because yeah, but she
would get mad if his alarm.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Went off at four in the morning. Oh yeah, oh absolutely,
unless it was connected to some bluegrass. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
All right, all right, so we're moving on to our
last couple. Mm and e okay, he's.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Just got some thoughts. She's got some thoughts.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
I you know what really bothers me listening to them,
they're like everywhere and it's kind of across the board.
But with them, it was more apparent. They would always say, well,
I'm still processing that we're married. I'm like, dude, you
got married twenty four hours ago. What do you mean
the word still is in your sentence. It's more like,
(41:56):
I'm processing we got married twenty four four hours ago.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Not still, And everyone's processing. Everyone's saying still.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
And I was like, this is getting on my nerves
because it's we're not like we're you know, robots, like
oh okay, now we're married, you know kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Anyway, I had to get that off my chest. What
kijha though, kids nowadays I say kids nowadays because they're
like thirty six years old, but like they just they
just love to process things. Yeah, they do. I'm processing people.
I don't think I ever used that word or even
heard that word until like or maybe it's just like
(42:35):
an la thing. And now it's like kind of worked
its way into the zeitgeist. I don't know, Sure has
be Sure didn't process things in the eighties in the Midwest,
So okay, you just dealt with it.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yeah, Like the word still is just getting on my
nerves when I was watching this, So I think that
they look like they're really into each other, but I
find her to be very boring, Like she doesn't say
anything in the after party, I was like, oh, wow,
(43:08):
she's quite interesting.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
What was going on during during the shoot? Like, yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
I could see him getting very bored with her over time,
mentally and intellectually.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
That's how it was perceived.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
I perceived that watching them, but they were all of
a sudden, it was like, oh, they're on the bus
and now they're all over each other.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yeah, that coming on. I'm like, what happened.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
When the camera's close, you know, stopped rolling, and then
all of a sudden they're like all over each other.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Maybe they understood the assignment that they were they were
supposed to try to, like, you know, get.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
In because everybody was also like, oh, you two are
the perfect couple here. So I'm like, maybe they just
both were like we got to make everybody fucking jealous
of us. Yeah, that could be it.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
I don't know. I don't know how I feel about a.
K I'm gonna be honest with you, guys. I feel
like he, like the other's so many flags.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
I mean, his mom literally called them out. She was like, well,
you know, he's a poet and an author, so you're
gonna have to get used to being stopped all the
time because he's famous. And I was like, ah, yes.
When I first started this season, I said, oh my god,
you guys have EKG the world renowned poet and author.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
You mean the world renowned slam poet poet on TikTok
Like No, I did not know who.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
No. I was like, girl. Also, like what was so
funny to me about the mom being like, You're gonna
have to get used to people stopping him. I'm like,
you realize that, like both him and her are on
like a very popular national TV show, They're both going
to be stopped, and not because your son is a
poet or whatever, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Because like it's stunning, amazing woman right in front of you.
Like yeah, Like I think they just feel like it.
Kch's on some sort of pedestal or something. Yeah, yeah,
I just think it's it's just rude. It's sort of
like putting down Alan for his looks or something, which
is like nonexistent, you know. Yeah. And then they also
(45:19):
said he's looking for a unicorn, and I thought she
was like, I'm not perfect, Like, oh, that's a red
flag right there, that's a that's a narcissist red flag.
I was just like, oh, he's not. No, he might
be good looking, but no, yeah, what does he think
he is some sort of mythical creature too? I mean
(45:41):
nobody is. That's why they're mythical.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Yeah, and she did have every right to really question
him about that.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Yeah, she did it, So I'm glad.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
I also think it's I still think it's sus And
they called him out for it, but he like tried
to push it aside where they were like, you auditioned
for Houston, you didn't get it, so then you moved
up up to Chicago to go out again, and he's like, well,
it's just hard to meet people. So and it was like,
there are plenty of ways to meet people, you don't
(46:13):
have to be on a reality TV show. And I
feel like that moving around to try to be on
a reality TV. I don't know, it's just us. He's
trying to peddle his poetry on us.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Yeah, it's a there's a lot of like branding of
him already that we've seen from the previous episodes, which
you haven't really seen. You know, you haven't seen ye.
At his wedding, it was like he was promoting a
band and then like you know for like ones promoting
his app. Like it's just like there's a lot of
that happening. And I agree with you. I think that
(46:46):
him moving around for it is very strange. Yeah, yeah,
I guess if it just really organically happened, we don't
know that. I mean, I suppose there's probably a couple
of people that apply more than once. But yeah, he's
a real He's really into himself and so is his family. Yeah,
what do you think, Jamie even kind of quiet?
Speaker 1 (47:09):
I really I'm not sure about him yet.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
I'm still I love that he doesn't love chitlins because
I do not either, and I will not eat them ever.
I will never ever eat them. I don't care if
they're delicious, and I hear a lot of black people
say how good they are. I will never eat them.
I don't have to, so there's no reason for me too.
I don't care if it's part of a part of
African American history, and I'm not ever eating chitlins.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
It will never happen.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
It won't never happen unless somebody holds me down and
shoves it down.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
My problem, but I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
And she loves liver and kidneys and gizzards, and so
do I Ye.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Get a liver gizzard?
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Absolutely? I love liver and I love gizzards. Oh they're delicious.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Maybe they can compromise on some of those things. But
he doesn't like either of those, does he?
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Right, he doesn't like ignorance either, Yeah, which is good.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
I love the segue. He's like, my pet peeve is ignorance.
So have you ever been engaged? And I was like,
my pet.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Peeve is ignorance? Wow?
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, just that part.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I must have blacked out that.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
No, No, I picked up on that because I have
a big pet peeve about ignorant.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
Okay, I get that definitely. Like what does that look
like like like in a relationship? He means right, not
globally or both.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
No, I think that in general he has a pet
peeve to ignorant. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Kind of talked about like people not learning and not
growing and like not trying to.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Like change, like not trying to change and try new things,
like not being willing to try a chitlin.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Perhaps, No, that's just smart. I'm telling you, that's just smart.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Oh my god, I mean.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah, no, there's no reason to No, I agree with you.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
It's chriss Listen.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
The only reason why it is part of African American
culture is because when we were slaves, that's all we
had to eat, because the master was eating all of
the pork chops and the pork loin and everything, and
we got all the scraps. So they had to make it.
They had to make it work because that's the only
thing that we.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Had to eat.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
So that's why they eat pigs feet and chitlins that
I will never put in my mouth ever. Pigs feet, chitlin's,
anything that my slave ancestors ate, I will not be
eating unless it's greens.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I will eat green. Yes, greens are good for you.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
I worked at this very weird half grocery store, half
garage sale when I was in high school, and we
sold pigs feet in like jars and I even like
all my life, I'm like, how do you eat this?
How does that work? Had questions? So if anybody has
the answer, I'm ready tell me everything I need to learn.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yes, shall not be ignorant anymore. Let's learn how to
eat speech. But maybe not.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Actually, I'll make it for Thanksgiving then and then you
can have some pigs feed.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
And that'll be on our that episode will be available
to our Patreon subscribe.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Well, okay, but do you guys have any thoughts about
them getting very physical with each other? How do you
feel about that?
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Go for it. They're the only ones that are. Everybody
else is like, I don't know if we can ever
have sex, which, like I understand to an extent.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
Yeah, but I think Camil though would Okay, I think
she would if he was game, if Thomas was game,
she'd be like, yeah, let's do it. And then definitely
I think Eminem and a catchy I think they I
think they should go for it.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
What the hell? Yeah, what the hell? You're only on
a reality once probably maybe not, maybe more. Maybe Carla
will be on many of them. But yeah, I mean
that's like there's gotta be some sexiness. Happening. I'm married
at first, otherwise it's gonna be another no sex season.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
I like I keep judging them because like they're like,
we had a PG night, and I'm like, you have
sex on your wedding night. But then I pause and
I'm like, well, you guys have known each other for
like three hours and you're not game. You're not all
college aged game in like me when I was in
college and I was like, all right, we got coffee,
(51:43):
come over and let's talk. I have to like dial
it in and be like, you have to have sex
after knowing each other for four hours?
Speaker 3 (51:58):
That's hilarious?
Speaker 1 (52:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Anything else about Oh the only other thing I had
to say? So are these microphone packs? Are they waterproof?
Because they have them on in the in the water,
and I'm like, are they waterproof? I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
They must be otherwise production probably wouldn't let them go
into the water with when they don't want to busted
mic pack.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah that's what I was thinking, but I thought it
was weird.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
Actually, I think they were gonna do it in the
water and they wanted to get audio on that.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
Yeah, that's what I think. The boom operators like, Okay,
maybe actual sounds there.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Maybe Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
I can't wait though, to see what happened. The preview
was great. I can't wait to see all this go down.
It looks like there's quite a bit of drama, even
in cancuon.
Speaker 5 (52:54):
Oh my god, you guys, you know I'm gonna watch it. Okay, serious,
i have to watch it now, Yes, you do, and
I'm going to be texted our group text good.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Guys, we got another one.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Yeah, realize, okay, but now we have to get Now
is the time that we get our guest predictions of
these couples and whether or not they are going to
stay together or get divorced.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
So, Kija, this is how it works.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
So couples they meet on their wedding day, they get married,
then they have eight weeks to decide whether or not
they're going to stay married or get a divorce. After
the eight weeks, they go in front of the experts
and they say either yes I want to stay married
or no, I want to get a divorce, and if
one says yes and the other says no, they get
a divorce. So that in mind, let's start with Madison
(53:47):
and Allen. Do you think they will say yes or
no on decision.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
I think, yes, that maybe that's what I'm hoping because
she needs a nice guy, you know.
Speaker 3 (53:58):
Yeah, No, they're not working, so I'm thinking yes, okay.
Speaker 6 (54:05):
All right, Carla and Juana, No, no, no, okay, Camille
and Thomas, Yes, cool, Michelle and David.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Hello, hello, Honeymoon.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
They're going to be the only ones that last the
season one.
Speaker 5 (54:26):
Yeah, I know, right, that's probably what's gonna happen. Then
all of a sudden, she's gonna look at him and go.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
I want you. I'm gonna get on you. Our group
tax is going to be blowing.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
Up there, right, and then m.
Speaker 5 (54:40):
M that's a question mark for me actually, but I'm
gonna say no, okay, right.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
Okay, Well you kind of already answered it, Kja. But
now the most important question that I usually asked for
our guests is will you continue to watch Married at
First Sight?
Speaker 5 (54:59):
Yes, I'm definitely gonna watch the through the end of
this round.
Speaker 3 (55:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Oh my.
Speaker 3 (55:08):
Great, thanks Kija. You know, and the other thing is
if the bonus is that if there's a bonus episode
that we have to shoot at the end or film
or record at the end with like a multiple unions.
We need somebody who's been watching. So yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
Yeah, I am now with Lifetime, so thank you.
Speaker 3 (55:32):
Yeah, every every woman needs Lifetime television for women in
her life. Oh my god, they've got great Christmas One
got great murder movies. You know, between Dateline and the
women getting murdered on Lifetime, I mean, what could you
ask what we're gon a girl asked for besides seeing
(55:54):
herself get murdered over and over.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
That's why I don't.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
Date All right, well, Kija, do you have anything to
plug now? This this episode will come out on Wednesday,
so anything oh well about it won't so anything after Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (56:14):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (56:14):
Well, a little bit down the road, but my solo
shows opening the Santa Monica Playhouse Beyond Fringe Festival and
that's on February twenty fifth, and the curtain starts at
seven thirty.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
This show starts at.
Speaker 5 (56:30):
Seven thirty, So that's in Santa Monica and it's kind
of cool. I'm excited to be the opening act literally
still be show for the Fringe Festival.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Wow, good for you.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
Yeah, stand up shows down.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
The road because that gives people time.
Speaker 5 (56:48):
To prepare yeah, well I have a show tonight, but
and then after that, I'm not really sure.
Speaker 3 (56:55):
I have to get out and hustle. Well, this summer
is a weird month too, you know, like more time
to watch Married at First Sight.
Speaker 4 (57:03):
Yeah exactly, Carols, yep with your hot chocolate and watch
people fight.
Speaker 3 (57:10):
Yeah. I can't wait to see the next episode. Oh
me either, me either. They better get to it. I'm
so excited for this drama. So and Skuyler and I
have a show December, yes, and the variety show. Oh wow. Yes,
(57:32):
it's called Leigh Bells at Three Clubs at seven pm.
Speaker 4 (57:36):
Oh yes, there's gonna be drag, there's gonna be comedy,
there's going to be uh not good. Well, there will
be go go, There's gonna be a lot. It's going
to be a last thank you. That's the word I'm
And all of the prophets go to the Battered Women
(57:57):
that's not the official name of it, but the Battered
Women's Society. It goes to a good cause that he drinks.
So it's it's a gay old time and we love it.
Speaker 3 (58:14):
And it's a beautiful vie. I love Three Clubs. It's
so cool. That great place. Yeah, great place, just a
Hollywood mainstay, if you will.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
I've never been so.
Speaker 3 (58:25):
Oh you're gonna love it, Jamie. It's really cool. It's
super cool.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Good.
Speaker 3 (58:29):
Yeah, I've also the first bar I ever visited in
La Yes, Jamie, you're.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
Just going to say. I also have a show. Uh, well,
it'll be on Saturday. The What is that the.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
Twenty third on San Diego. Oh you know, so if
you're in San Diego. If you're listening to this, you're
in San Diego. I'm doing a show.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
It's the Bays Gays and Bays Show.
Speaker 3 (58:55):
N I like, twenty third is a Monday. So is
it the twenty first Saturday?
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Or is it their of November is a Saturday?
Speaker 3 (59:04):
Just oh November? Oh that's coming up.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
Yeah, that's Saturday.
Speaker 3 (59:09):
Okay, great, congratulations. Do you have another show too in
December that you're producing as well?
Speaker 1 (59:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (59:16):
Yes, of course, Miarthquake, our Mirthquake Show, our monthly comedy
showcase on the December fourteenth.
Speaker 3 (59:23):
That's a great show, really fun. Everyone should go to
it for.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
To have you on again.
Speaker 3 (59:29):
Ah, thank you. I would love to be on again.
Look at all of us just crushing it. Proudy guys.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
Yes, all right, well, thank you again Keijah Norton for.
Speaker 5 (59:42):
Being yes, thank you for having me. This has been
really really fun.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
Yayy and we got another one.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah, another one, the Camel
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