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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome to Madden Finally Single.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm Jamie Black, and I'm Summer Austin and.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I'm skylt Astin O jokes And this is.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
A married to first Night fan podcast where we invite
a guest on who's never watched an episode. Hey, everybody,
we're back again for another episode of Madden Finally Single,
and we have a very special guest today. I'm very
excited about this guest.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
This guest is a stand up comedian.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
She is the producer of the Hot MEDUSA comedy show,
and she is an actor here in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Please give it up for Suwan Weaver.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm so happy to be here.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
We're happy to have you.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
So on, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh dear, where do we start?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Well withlash?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I was born in Los Angeles. No, let's see what
am I doing. I'm a stand up and I I
didn't start doing that until later in life. I mean
later meaning I was over forty and well even maybe
later than that. And I just I don't know. I do.
(01:24):
I try to get out as much as possible. I
do a lot of open mics. If I don't have
shows and I'm single and looking for I don't know
somebody who's appropriate for me. Whatever that means.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
If you're listening.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Would you ever marry a stranger?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No, let's just say that.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Oh go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Lifetime not available for season nineteen of Married at First
Los Angeles.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, which they've never done, By the way, they've never
done Los Angeles because I feel like it would be
why do you think, Sky, I feel like it would
be a shit show.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But what do you mean, because I mean nobody would
be on I mean not that any of them are
really on there for love now, but it's like, let's
purposely waste our time instead of maybe wasting our time
in like Houston or Chicago or wherever where people might
actually be trying to find love. So let's waste our
(02:28):
time by going to Los Angeles where people definitely are
just trying to get famous and be on the show
to become famous.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So yeah, that's such a good point.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, they've only done New York once.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I want them to do like Westerville, like middle that
nobody's heard of, where they're like, let's go to this
like one stoplight town and find like, well that aren't
you know married to their high school sweethearts and.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Call it a day.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But enough about me.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, the problem with this small town you might not
be able to find match people that aren't related.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Oh, I mean they didn't want to say it.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Al Yeah, let's really do these little towns, right. I
would love for them to do des Moines, Iowa though.
I think it'd be a great one to do. It
would be good. It's like a medium sized town, you know,
like a five hundred thousand to a million people.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I think it would be They should do Louisville, Kentucky too.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Louisville, Oh, that would be a good one. Yes, let's
keep these seasons going. Season thirty five Louisville, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
God.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Anyway, So one, do you watch reality TV?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I have to say no, I really mostly hate reality TV,
and like I can proudly say, I've never seen a
full episode of The Bachelor. I mean I've seen a
couple of like the Real Estate ones. I like those because,
like I like all the fashion, but then you know,
sometimes it's all just too much. I am not a
(04:12):
fan of reality TV show and so that's why I
was mad when I was watching this. I was like,
what did you guys just do to me? And I
have to sit here for two hours and watch this.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, well, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I was like, okay, I'm I said, yes, So try
to be a decent person about it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
We appreciate that. We love you on thank you for
doing this.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I love you too.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
So I think it's better if you go in hating it,
because like then we can riff off of each other
for this entire podcast and how much we hate all
these people.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, great, okay.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, okay, so should we jump into it. Let's jump
into it all right. Well, so at the top of
the show, they they were talking with to David and
Wan like they.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Were a couple.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah, but so but the first the first couple they
went into was mm and Ek. Yeah do you remember them?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
So on I do.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I like them. I have to say, I like both
of them, and I feel like I have I've had
a lot of kind of faith in their honesty, like
they both seem to be grounded and decent people. And
so I was like, Okay, it's not starting off terrible,
you know.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna terribly.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
No, you know what I have to Okay, Well, yeah,
well I don't want to jump out head to all
my thoughts. So yeah, I mean, I mean I liked them.
I thought he was he seemed like a nice guy,
and she seemed just lovely and honest. So I like
their approach.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, what did you think about the I would be
interested in so everyone's opinion on he asked, tell me
how you liked to be loved or one of them?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Did?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I think it was him?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Right?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It was him? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
What did you guys think of that question? Have you
ever asked it? Do you have, sayone ever asked you that?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So, yeah, definitely, I say, like my partner who I
was with most recently, we had that line of communication
when we first got together and then that kind of
fell by the wayside, but in the beginning it was there,
and so, you know, don't work out fine, But I did.
(06:56):
I like that question a lot. I think it's very
bold and super vulnerable to ask it and then and
just even sit and wait for the answer. Like both
like all of it, because you know, if you're going
to ask that question, you're going to be asked as well.
So I liked it. I thought that was great.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I did too too.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I did too, And I have never been asked that
because I apparently I have not been in.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
A healthy relationship ever in my life, So.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Nobody's ever asked me what brings me joy or how
I like to be loved?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
What, Jamie, you deserve that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I do deserve that. I do know that.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Now what brings you joy? How do you like to
be loved?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yes, Jamie tell us, I like it makes me love
by the fire player.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Answer Okay, maybe, actually maybe I have been asked that question.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I gave a silly answer like that and she just
gave up on.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Okay, because you're a comedian and you can't be vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
That I would reay.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You know, I love to laugh with with my partner
I have. I love a partner that has a good
sense of humor, you know, and I love I would
love to be with a woman that doesn't take herself
to damn seriously because oh yeah, and what brings me
joy doing this podcast?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Click log off?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
But I do love you? Yeah? Anyway, moving on, do
we have anything else about.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I was bored with them in this episode, and literally
all around was religion, religion, religion, blah blah blah blah blah. Next,
I think that pretty much sums up, So I don't
know if I just like wasn't paying attention when they
were on screen and I was too busy making dinner,
or but I just in one year and out the
other with these two, which is rare because normally I
(09:05):
feel like I at least have a couple of things
to say about them. But it was not an episode
about MM and AKATCHI.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
No, no, I didn't have a lot written down about them.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's kind of it was boring because.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
They're too They're too healthy for us to spend time
on them. It's just boring. Healthy relationships are boring.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's why I liked it, because you're well.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Adjusted to one. But I want I want to.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
See good, healthy people. So I was like, yes, this
is how we do it, but you guys are.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Then the rest of the episode hit and you were
like done.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Honestly, I didn't. Oh, I mean I did feel that
way through parts of it, yeah, but like not through
the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Were you plotting your texas changed all revenge against me
for asking you to do this? It's like, okay, all right, Jane.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I was, I was like, what the Like why, I
don't know if you could square, but I was like,
I can't believe that you guys would ask me to spend.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Two hours of my life watching stuff that I don't
care about. I don't care about people in any way.
Why do I have to bring this into my life?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I have to.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I'm writing notes on this. I was so bad. I
was like, God, I'm like and then I was thinking, well,
do I need to just be like cool about it?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
But I also, you know, I want to not you know,
I'm honored that you asked me to be here, so
I wanted.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
It sounds like it. No, Look, I appreciate the honesty.
I was mad too. I was like, well, I was
definitely mad because I'm nikchi are so boring, But you
know I was I wrote, is those drinks look amazing?
(11:15):
And I was like, I need one of those right
now to get through this.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I think I made me a drink in the middle
of this, yeah, because I was like, oh, do I
have margarita mixed?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
This looks great.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I cleaned my house.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
It was a bonus.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I need to make good use of this time.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Yes, yeah about.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Me, okay, anything else about mm I like.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
The religion too. I liked all those questions because they
obviously are both religious, and then they were like spreach
and I'm like, good, great, they're getting on the same page.
I loved it.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
They were making each other feel good and that's very nice.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yes, she says with the most disgusted base. They were
making each other feel good, feel nice.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Okay, can we move on? Yeah, all right, Camille and Thomas.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Which ones were those?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Let me see my notes another boring couple.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Before I'll stay it again. They're boring, so they're going
to make it well.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
She was the one that wanted him to be more
like Street or something like that.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
She did think, Yeah, I mean I felt like hood
was really the word she wanted to use, but didn't
want to use that for TV.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But like, okay, well you know what, Yeah, they're kind
of boring. They I feel like they would probably work
out too. I was like, quite fine, but he also
seemed like a nice guy. I liked him. I liked
the guy a lot. And then she just was kind
of a little bit whiny about her stupid things. But
then towards I don't know, towards the end, like she
(13:19):
got I don't know, They're just they're both nice and boring.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yes, they went salsa dancing, though that spice things up.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Hunh oh, Sure, he's really good at it.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I guess I loved how during that whole scene he's like, ugh,
I mean, I have two left feet, so look out,
and she's fully barefoot, and he's like, I'm gonna wear
my heavy shoes. And I was like, this was not
a good choice on either of you.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yes, I noticed that too, Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
It was very much like being in my high school
theater class arden to dance for the first time in
a musical. That's what I kind of felt like watching
him dance. I was like, I can relate to this.
I get that.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
The only thing I wrote down about him, well, I
wrote some things. I mean, she did hurt his feelings.
I think it was she was kind of mean to
him or rude to him too. I just feel like
they're all complaining so much, like the women are complaining
about the men so much in this and they're actually,
I don't know, not that bad compared to some of
(14:35):
the men on some of the other seasons, right, Jamie. Yes,
But I will say this about Thomas. He called purple purp,
and I think that is a deal breaker. Who calls
purple perp. I've never, never in my life.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
That's not Maybe he was trying to be hood, you know,
put on the pot. You know, I don't know because
I've never heard it either.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Harp was that when he was talking about her nightgown
when he called.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
It purp and he was talking about his shirt.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
His shirt.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, you must have been cleaning your
house and miss that.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah. I got caught up on when she came out
in the purple nightgown because I was gonna say if
it was about the nightgown when he was like, wow,
I love this, That's when I thought that you were
saying that he called it purp because I was so
caught up, and I was like, you're gonna say the
most boring nightgown in the world is like the most
beautiful thing you've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So with you on that, that's exactly I was like.
What he said, that was great? Oh you this is
this is wonderful, And it was.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Like, right, if she put on her orange lingerie, his
heart would probably explode.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
He was so excited about that, he really was, and
she teased him she thought she and she thought it
was going to be exciting too, and then she was
like oh no, he's white. Basically, I feel like that's
what happened. She was like, oh, I can't wear this.
He's white. I can't. That's what it looks like.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Yeah, and he did the whole like he did the
whole petals on the bed and the heart, and then
she came out in that granny nightgown and I was like,
oh no, no.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
She also did not give a fuck about those petals.
He's like, I did this for you, and she's like okay,
because it was so awkward. He's like, I'm just really
hot and sweaty. Can you just like wait out here
for a minute. And I was like what, Yeah, why
are you so awkward? Like it's endearing and I love listen.
(16:59):
I'm a Thomas fan, but it was hard to watch.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
It was was super awkward.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, they're kind of cute together though, I mean just visually,
like they're cute when they're walking and holding hands. I
did kind of like that. I was like, yeah, but
I can kind of see it. You know, she could like.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Have he's gonna have to be change his personality, but
I think if she's gonna be interested though, I mean.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
That you don't have to wear have to wear some
chains with his do rag.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
You know, start putting it up a little bit.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Well you didn't have Yeah, he had it, so maybe
he should wear it out.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Maybe have that.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I was like, oh, does he even have hair for that?
He's like putting it on, and I what, what do
you want? There's nothing there to do that with.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Maybe she made him do it. She was like, put
this on, please.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Maybe that makes sense?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Does makes said yeah, and then repl something. Was that
the other complaint that she had in the beginning, she
said something about his clothes were too tight?
Speaker 5 (18:24):
I don't know, I thought, oh, yeah, I was confused
about that. He said something about either his shirt or
his pants were too would be too tight. I'm not
I don't didn't catch that reference, so I don't know.
Perhaps she had a complaint, like all these women have
so many complaints except for m M. I'll give her that.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah, complaints from her, Yeah, anything else about Camille and
Thomas were like, okay, well then let's go to Michelle
and David.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Ah, yes, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You know what I liked about it. I'll tell you.
She was honest. She's like, I'm not feeling and I
get it. It's like, no, we'd like different, you know,
and so to me, she was like, no, I'm not
feeling this. So I like that she didn't try to
force herself to like somebody that clearly is like not
(19:27):
what she wanted, Like this is if you It's it
almost like I haven't seen any of the other episodes, right,
so I don't know their background, but I just you
could just see from her that she probably would want.
I mean, I just assume like a preppy, kind of collegy,
kind of button up guy, and he's like a dude,
(19:49):
like he lives with his parents. He's all like sloppy
and like you know what I mean, Like she would
want a guy that would be all together and like
more like one right, Like that's to me like the
kind of guy that she would want. So then I
didn't even mind it because I was like, you know what,
good for her. Just she's like I'm not feeling this, no,
thank you. And then he just is like he was okay,
(20:13):
he was fine. He was fine because he was also
just being himself. Right again, I don't like these shows.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Well, just a reminder, she does not like these shows.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
We need to disclaimer every five minutes. She does not
like these shows. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I didn't want to do Okay, I'll like myself.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
It's just it's interesting because I forget that nobody else
has like the background that we have on all of
these people, having watched all this, you know all what
are we on? Five six six? So it's like I
just hate both of these people. So he's a mess.
(21:06):
She's so whiny. I was on her team and then
this episode I was like, girl, shut up kill me.
That like cuts so much. You pussed so much.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
I know what puss.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I was like, girl, you're a fucking adult. Get the
fuck over it, you stupid bitch, right, that's not nice.
Women aren't bitches.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
You always cuss so much. Also, David can't do chopsticks?
What is wrong with him?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Oh? I literally wrote David can't use chopsticks and only
eats with his hands. Shocker, Like I've never used these
in my life. I just go in with my hands.
And I was like that that that checks. I no notes,
not at all surprised. And I also loved in that
sushi lesson when he's like, oh, like, you can now
(21:55):
cook this fancy food at home for me, and she's like,
why don't you try to make it and I was like, like,
she shut him down so quick because she knew that
she's gonna now have to be his mommy. And she's like, no,
we're in this cooking class together. Why don't you learn
how to do it so that way then you can
fucking cook for me. And I was like, good for you.
That was a slick way to do that. Girl.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, wow, Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Know how to use chopsticks. I mean really, just like,
how do you live in Chicago and not know how
to use parent chopsticks? Like it is a city. I
know they live in the suburbs, but I've never had before.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Listen, I grew up in Westernville, Ohio, and I used
chopsticks on my thirteenth birthday when I wanted to go
to a Japanese restaurant. I did not use them well,
but I used them. I grew up in a small town.
You're in Chicago, you should know how to do this.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
I guess you're thirty six years old. Also, so.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Thirty six going on fifteen.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Yeah, I am thirty six going on fifteen.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I live in the basement of my parents house.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Will you be my mom and take care of me?
Because I can't do a fucking thing? Are any single? Married? Eighteen?
David Drops, January twenty fifth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I actually hate when people kind of have this opinion
that they hate sushi. I just feel like it's kind
of I just I hate hearing that. I don't hear
it very often, but every now and then, like like,
I have one friend who recently was like, sushi bit's
all gummy, and I'm just like, ugh, why are we friends?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
There are so many options too for sushi, Like there's
a billion one different roles you gotta eat, can find something.
I've had this conversation with my dad because my dad
is very much like, I don't want to get salmonella.
I'm gonna eat raw fish. I'm like, well, first and
foremost everybody who eats sushi dies after they eat it,
so that's fair. But I'm like, you can get sushi
(24:30):
that has no fish in it, and he's like, it's
it's gross. I'm like, okay, Fred, we love him. I'm
a huge I love my dad. He's great. He doesn't
like sushi.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
There's so many sweed he probably just what sorry, doesn't
like seaweed because you know it is some people don't
like that. Taste, and it's in a lot of sushi.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, but you can't really taste it. I mean unless
you get the oh I give I didn't.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
You might be able to taste that seaweed.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, quick aside, shocker. So, first off, he grew up
in California, so he should have had some and San
Carlos close to San Francisco, so he should have had
seafood at some point in his life. But this man
complains that he's gonna get ill off a sushi rewind
to when he was a child, and he was like, oh, yeah,
(25:31):
I used to like get ground round from the butcher
and eat it raw on my way home from school.
Then I would make my own version of an orange
Julius where I would crack an egg yolk into a
blender over ice and put milk or orange juice something
inside of it and blend it up and drink it.
And I'm like, but, yes, sushi is the problem. Not
(25:52):
the raw egg, not the raw beef. The sushi that's
the problem. Another up, So huh, I'm like, we're going
way off topic.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
I love it. I love hearing about friend's food preferences.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Honestly, Madden finally, single spin off Fred.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Well, you know, I didn't try sushi until I was
thirty one.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
That was the first time I had sushi because I
was the raw thing was, I was like, do.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I really want to do that? And then I tried
it and I was like, oh my god, it's so good.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You try to love the first time a year ago?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, very good.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
See, that's how we liked. We loved.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yes, Yes, the the compliments, the black don't crack compliments.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I love.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Shall we move on?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yeah really quickly. Last thing about them actually related to them.
So when they were on the plane ride home, did
he say that he chose to sit away from her
so that he could have a window or did she
not want to sit with him? I kind of missed that,
and I wanted to know what everybody else's opinions were.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
I mean, I think he wanted a window. I think
he implied that he wanted a window seat, and that
was maybe the only one.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I thought he said he wanted to give her some
space and that she wanted to sit alone and so
he wanted to give her space. That's what I thought
I heard in that moment.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Okay, I thought it was that he wanted a window seat. Well,
maybe it could be both of those things could be true.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yeah, both of them could be true.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Because she was sitting in a window seat. So maybe
he was like, well I want a window seat.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Yeah yeah, Or maybe she did not want a middle
seat with him sitting next to her. Fair Like, they
both wanted window seats, and you can't have that both
people wanting them and sitting together. That's not how it works.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I'm just going to picture the two like him literally
getting in a fight with her in the middle of
this airplane aisle, being like, well, I want the window seat,
and she's like I'm already sitting here. No, And then
he like through a temper tantrum and was like, well
I'm gonna go shit alone, and she's like, okay, bye.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
My mother would have given me the window seat.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
My mom, I would have I would have pitched a
fit for a window seat. I have to have a
window seat.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Always do too.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
I get said he'll sit in the aisle, Well, okay,
i'le second choice, because then at least you can get
to the bathroom. But I don't like the aisle seat either.
I have to have the window. I'd rather be wedged
in with a window seat than have access on the aisle.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Oh no, I like the aisle for I like the
aisle too that I prefer window sat.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Long legs and pee anxiety need the aisle?
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Great?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Middle all the way. What if someone was like I
choose I like the middle seat. Have you ever met
a person who's like I love the.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Middle I met a sociopath ones.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Yeah, I would kick a baby out of a window seat.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
That's how much I need a window.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Wow, get your baby out of my windows?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Okay? Anything else about Michelle and David.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
No, I'm sorry, I okay.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
So let's go to Wan and Carla Hawan and Carla?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Don't you mean? Well?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Well? I thought he Well immediately I was like, I
hate them both. I really like I felt like with her,
I needed to get away from all the negative, punching
down energy and it's really low vibe. I just really
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can't be in all of that.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Very La isn't she?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
She's what?
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Very La isn't she?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You know?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Honestly, I understand when people say that what they mean,
I get it, but I don't really want to hear
people articulating that out loud on TV. I just don't
want to that, you know, like, I get it, yes,
you're around low vibe people, but like, really you're that
You're so much better. I'm so elevated that I can't
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be around this low energy like you just well, yeah,
I don't think so, you know, you're by saying that
you're a low vibe lady.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
He's sensitive. So on. She's sensitive to all the energy.
And apparently, if you watched after Party, how she does
how she deals with that is she hugs trees. What
energy back? Oh you guys didn't see that part.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I did, like literally did the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
To Wan was like in it to win it. She's like,
I'm gonna watch the after party too. So apparently she
cougs trees, which, by the way, I'm not it's actually
great to hug a tree.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Same, I've done it.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
The energy is good. But she hugged a poisonous tree
down in Mexico. She just went up to these trees
and they were like, don't do that, that's poison.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah yeah, and then you know what, But then okay,
then I have to say I couldn't believe the actual
turn that they had that after they were in the
water and he actually came kind of nurturing and was
taking care of her. I actually was shocked that they
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had that they were actually real.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I was not expecting them to get to any place
that was going to be anything real at all, because
I just thought, oh, these two are going to be
so fake. But actually he ended up being very caring
and realized that she was kind of needing help and
so then he lifted her up, which she was able
to receive that. So I actually was impressed that that
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was even a possibility there because I just thought, oh,
these two are so fake. He ended up being kind
of okay, and I was and I was ready to
have pure hate on a Bachelor level. I thought, yeah,
it'd be purely terrifying, but ended up being okay.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
They are actually real people. And we had Julie Golden
on last week as a guest who was a reality
TV producer is a reality TV producer, and she was like,
they about gold with these too, because they're really like that.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah. I was impressed because I thought and they were
both gonna just be trash and he actually ended up
being okay, and so did she, and well, I don't know,
she ended up being okay still remains to be seen,
but at least in a moment it was it was alright,
and she was real petty with that whole thing with
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a bag and all that.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
That was like, yuck, don't forget about Carla, and you'll
have a bag to put your things in forever.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
I mean, it's definitely a phrase for the ages.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Yeah. I actually I'm surprised I didn't write down too
many Carla quotes this episode. I feel like she was pretty.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I felt like I hate when people are petty.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
So yeah, I need her to share any feelings and
not be so vengeful because I'm like, you need to
be more like mm where if you just are like, hey,
don't forget about me while you're out with, of all people, David,
that would be so But I am shipping David in Wan.
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I'm like, I would love for them to both split
with Carla and what's her name Michelle split with them
and married it first sight, first gay couple, watch and David.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
They do love each other.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
They love each other a lot.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Yeah, yeah, I just have to ask though, guys, what
exactly was that photo shoot?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
A mess?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
What the hell was happening there?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I don't think that those two were also photographers, Like
I feel like that producers were like, here's a camera,
go and they were like, yeah, so this is my
assistant and he'll be helping me today. Like just go
underwater and it'll be fine in this swamp.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Just go underwater in a swamp with poisonous trees and
just I don't know, hold your breath and then he's
gonna like put his head down into the water like
you're some sort of mermaid and he's discovering you. Like
what was the storyboarding on this?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
And did you see underwater? Like how that underwater shot
it was.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
So murky and gross.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Like all like it. You know, it looked like, oh,
this will be nice clean water, like very blue, but
if you look at that underwater shot, it's filled with
like murkiness. It's like has all like the the stuff
that must have been settled on the rocks forever and
underwater and it was all like disturbed.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
So it was like really disgusting water, so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
They were probably like she hugged a poisonous tree. Just
put her in the in the poisonous water. Why not?
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, I totally that they were not photographers.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
No. I feel like that they were literally just pulled
in off the street and they were like, hey, do
you guys want to make like a hundred bucks today?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yeah, making sure that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, they work at the hotel or something, and it's like, hey,
you guys, you guys be the photographers. Yeah, set up?
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Where should we do this on this swamp place?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Where?
Speaker 5 (36:37):
I mean, we're in Mexico, so why not choose a
disgusting swamp. I mean there's no other beautiful places to shoot.
Let's just go on this.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
I feel like that's where those two guys probably do cocaine.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Oh yeah, they're like, we have this great spot. And
producers were like, you know what, why the fuck.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
They could? They didn't have to get permits for the swamp.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah. They're like, shit, we're almost out of our budget
because the honeymoons are almost over. Here's a swamp. Why not?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Oh we know the swamp so well because this is
where we do our coke.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Do we have anything else about Carlo? And yes?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
So I actually wrote down more one quotes this time
than Carla. There were two quick things about one. First off,
Lifetime is never going to have him back because he
was like, as they're all packing up getting ready to
leave the resort, He's like, they've been an accommodating resort,
but I don't know if I'd ever need to come
back here. And I was like, and that resort never
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welcome Lifetime back again?
Speaker 8 (37:59):
Why said he would come back?
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Maybe I misheard. I thought he was like, they've been accommedy,
but I would not come back here.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
He's like he plugged them. I thought he was like
dropping like their act. I've never heard that though in
ever one of these episodes where someone was like, drop
the name of a resort, I was like, he is
trying to be an influencer.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Or a hundred putting on our Julie Golden producer cap
from last week. Or they were like, say the name
of the resort, and how wonderful it is because we
forgot to get some shots of the resort name. Because
this is the whole thing with the Bachelor. They get
free use of a lot of places by like just
showing the name really quickly and then they're like, yeah,
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you can use our restaurant. Why not? So I feel
like the producers were like, fuck, we forgot to mention
the name of the resort. So they're like, one, say
the name of this place and go with it.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
You're sure you're totally right on that.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
That sounds plausible to me.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Skyler always sees the veil being lifted here everywhere.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah, myself entertained when I'm watching this.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
My one quote when I first when I after that
first scene with him where she was, what was she saying?
She was saying how she was taking care of herself,
she had a spa day, and then those two bros
were together loving themselves. I was like, oh, hurt people,
hurt people, you know that's it was like he just
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heard her taking care of herself. And then that's when
he made that stupid comment of oh I didn't even
think of you all day.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
And it's like, oh, he did say he would do
that over again on the after party if he had
the choice.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
So I said it in the first place. Why would
you say that to somebody?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
No, because clearly he was being petty because she said
that she was taking care of herself and that he
wanted to be like, oh, well I was taking care
of myself too. This what's what That's how I took.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
It because you know, a marriage is so great when
two people can just one up each other the whole time.
That's what keeps the marriage going.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, keeps it exciting.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Yeah, they are just meant for each other. They're going
to last and it's going to be great.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
They probably are. They're pretty Yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
I have one other thing to say about one though,
And he talked about this and at the after party
as well. But did you hear what his schedule is
like that he gets up, he swims at five or
six in the morning, then he works out twice a day,
by the way, then he works out again at like
eight or nine, and he has two jobs. So like
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and so Keisha Knight Pulliam was like, when do you
have time? I'm for a wife and it's like yeah, dude, yeah, bro,
when do you have done? Why would you go on
this show if that's your schedule? And You're like, I'm
not interested in.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Changing because he has developed an app and he needs
to talk about it occasionally on the show.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yes, I was like, do we not remember his app
that he puts? What did he say last time? He
was like, I paid ten thousand dollars every month for
my team for my app.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
I was like, yeah, right, and his app just so
suan that you know, it's like a social media app
for people who are at the airport.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Oh, to be fair, it makes sense when he breaks
it down because like network with others that are on
like business trips, that like, oh, I'm an engineer, you're
an engineer. We should connect, even though, like because I
live in New York and you live in Houston. So
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I'm like, it does make sense. I don't know if
it's the best idea in the world, but I'm like, okay,
I could fuck with this app, Like I get it.
Speaker 5 (42:15):
I think it's called go to the bar and order
a drink and then you know you'll meet all kinds
of people.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
That's the name of his app, go to the bar
and get a drink.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Yeah, well, I guess it makes sense.
Speaker 6 (42:29):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I have a.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Friend who used to be an interior designer, and he'd
meet people on the plane. He'd travel in first class
or business and then always meet women to become his
new clients because he had like a flare and he
was fun and so yeah, I could see it kind
of working because if you're just networking all the time.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Yeah, yeah, I'm also just like always curious about like
what are you doing at the airport? Where are you going?
Are you going on a fun trip? Are you going
to a funeral? So like I actually would fuck with
this app, like just to like spy on people for
fun and like figure out their backstory. Is I don't
think that's the reason for the app, but that's what
I would use it for.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Are you are you a stand up?
Speaker 3 (43:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (43:20):
I think you all are way too social at the airport,
is my assessment.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I I just talk about it with Jonesy. I don't
actually like talk to well. He talks to the people
and I just witness it.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
I don't want to talk to anybody at the airport.
I don't want to socialize with you. I don't want
to know where you're going. I don't want you breathing
on me. I just want to get in get out
as quickly as possible.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Would you like to know what Wan's app is called?
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Oh you found it?
Speaker 1 (43:51):
I did, well. I went on Reddit. Somebody on Reddit
for let's plug in, let's plug out.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
So it's called flight mate and this this is this
is what, this is what happens.
Speaker 5 (44:02):
So that's what he's developing with David.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
So it's so you put in your flight, put in
your flight information, and then and and and what it
does is it you can then pick your Here, let
me just say the process starts when booking a flight.
After downloading the app, passengers can enter their flight number
to search for their flight, and then they can When
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they find their flight, the passenger can search through other
travelers with flight mate profiles and then claim a seat
beside that person so that they can which I think.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Is really creepy.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
Actually, oh I thought now, I think it's better because
then you're you're you're kind of choosing who you sit
next to. Got it.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, but I think that's creepy. I mean, has the
potential to be creepy.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Way too heavily on like a lot of people having
this app. Right, you have to the flight with like
two hundred people, I feel like that there will be
absolutely no way in hell that anybody else on this
flight has this app, unless they've all watched Married at
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First Sight and have now downloaded the app, in which case, no,
you know what, I don't like this app anymore. I
hate it. I think he needs to redesign it to
be used for what he described it to be on
the show.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
So yeah, I was thinking it was like at the
lounge or whatever. That's where I was thinking, not like
you're going to sit next to and this is only
an app for people who like to talk to the
people that are sitting next to you on the plane.
And I am not one of those people. Please do
not even I don't even want to know you exist.
I want to pretend like we're just just get me
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there and get me off the plane, and I don't
want to say and maybe say hi, but please don't
even do that.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Really, No, I love talking to people on the plane.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Because I like to make me listen. This is what
happened the last one of the last times that I flew.
I was sitting next to a woman and we got
to talking and we found out we have mutual friends
in common, which was it was yeah, so you how
would you know these things if you don't talk to people.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
But could you have gone the rest of your life
without knowing that?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yes, of course yes. But I just like those coincidences.
I think those are cool.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
I love hearing about them. But I don't want to be.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Okay, sure enough, That's why I.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Always make jonesy. I mean, this is why you got
to get yourself a significant other that will take the
middle seat for you. You can just sit on the
aisle and just disassociate for like the next hour or
two or three or five or however long.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Are you Jonesi's boyfriends.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Husband mm hmmm, yeah, I love it, do you know?
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah? Because I know I'm from dat fan.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
And now see this is this is a flight moment
on a podcast. If we had been partners on a
flight we talked about that.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Oh my god, totally, we would all of a sudden
we would.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Be like, what, I'm Jones, right, did you?
Speaker 5 (47:42):
But then you have to keep talking the rest of
the flight.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
But yeah, but you're delightful, so that would be fine.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
I would be into it. And then I'd be like,
all right, I've had enough of this. I'm going to
go to sleep now.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
And then you I'd be like, oh, yeah, good, same
because I can only take so much talking. That's the
problem with the talking to the person next to you
is they tend to want to talk and take That's
how my experiences. They need to talk and take up
all of my space, and then at some point. I
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really like, did I sign up for this? I don't
think I.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
Did horrible, horrible. I'm like, Carla, I need to go
hug a tree after that.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm energy too much negative energy.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
I mean, you have to read the room.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
I was like, I wouldn't keep talking to somebody who
clearly was not interested in talking to me.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
But I do love to talk to people in the plane.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
I don't know if I believe that, Jamie, I think
you would keep talking.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Do you think I would keep talking just to annoy them?
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Anything else about Carla and Juancho.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Download Wancho's app make sure good luck?
Speaker 4 (49:01):
Yeah, okay, let's move on. Madison and Allen. Our final couple.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Are those let me see my little notes here. Oh
you know what, I actually liked them. Like so again,
like I don't have any backstory, but I actually I
felt like that little spiritual thing that they did, he
got a lot out of it.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
He admitted that.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
He was a talker, and she was clearly annoyed by
all of his talking, and so you know, he kind
of got the message from the spiritual person. And then
the woman also saw her and her stuff, and I
felt like, you know, she was like, look, you're a
strong woman. You need to be able to say what
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you need to say and not and not hold back out.
And then they were kind of on the same page,
oh except for when they and then they landed and
she went out for drinks. Was like, shady bitch you.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
She yeah, okay, she like whye. So here's my thing
about this. Because I said the same thing, I was like,
that's so rude. I'm so mad. But then I thought
about it. Actually, this morning, while I was taking a shower,
I had like a moment and I was like, wait,
I understand her doing this because if I had married
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somebody and I've only known them for ten days, my
friends would probably be like, are you alive, are you okay?
Are you safe? Has this person tried to murder you?
Tell us everything? And like, so I can kind of
relate to her being like I'm gonna go out now,
but I'll be back. Like with me and Jonesy, if
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if he had done that after our honeymoon, I would
have been like, you don't have any other friends besides me,
I'm your best fucking friend. How dare you? But like
in her case, I'm like I would want to check
it on my friend and make sure that like she
wasn't in a dangerous situation.
Speaker 5 (50:59):
Yeah, so I was like one drinks in Chicago and
everyone goes out, So like, I get it, she just
didn't want him to come. Well, I did like the
medicine cleensic thing. That did seem like a cool experience,
Like they had the best I think that's like the
best segment they've ever done. And married at first sight, honestly,
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like I've never seen an activity better than that. Whoever
put that together deserves a gold star on that production team.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, that was cool. That was That's a that was
a Uh, what's the what's the show called? What's the one?
Speaker 4 (51:36):
The reality show where they travel around the world and
they do a lot.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Of cultural stuff.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
The Amazing Race.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
The Amazing Race.
Speaker 4 (51:44):
That was an amazing race moment where they immersed themselves
in the culture of the area.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
I liked it.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Oh cool, I think I would like the Amazing Race
that I've never seen it. Now I want to see
the du ayahuasca in the forest.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Wait, we never watched the Amazing Racey No, I've never
seen it. Oh so good.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
I know that's the one. Most people say they've seen
that one and Survivor, and I've never really seen Survivor either.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
But you should watch The Amazing Race, fall in love
with it and go on it with my dad, because
he's constantly trying to get myself and my siblings to
do it, and I'm like, absolutely not. We would kill
each other.
Speaker 5 (52:20):
Dad. He wants to audition for a reality show.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
The Amazing Race, just The Amazing Race. That's the only
one he wants to and I don't think he understands
that it would be his worst nightmare and he would
hate every second of it because he.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Doesn't want to.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
He would just want to travel.
Speaker 5 (52:42):
He's gonna have to like eat bugs and shit, like.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
No, they don't make them do that always well, and
then if they did, he would be like, oh, Summer,
I think this is a challenge for you.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Okay, why do all dads talk like that?
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (53:02):
All the lead paint man.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
Yeah, like, oh, your your dad is my dad? That's funny.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Oh my god. What if we found out that we
were related? That would be wild.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
I would oh, yeah, that would be incredible. Actually, that
would be amazing.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
I was gonna say it'd be more likely that Swan
and I would be related since her dad was black, so.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
You never know, he.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Could have had a white woman, and then you would.
Speaker 1 (53:35):
Have been true, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 5 (53:39):
And then that's another app where you discover that you're
related to somebody that you're sitting next to on a plane.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
How about Hey, I don't know, this is totally off topic,
totally off topic, but did you see there in Chicago?
This happened in Chicago. There was a guy that had
been going to a bakery for long and loved the bakery.
And turns out his biological mother owns the bakery and
he was adopted.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
He didn't know, and he was like, oh my god,
I feel so at home here and I love this food.
It makes me feel so warm and comforting. And then
that was his mother.
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Yeah no, yeah, yeah, that was pretty good.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
Wild that is very cool.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Or is he like he's like the manager?
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Now? Yeah, he works there? Now?
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Oh good? She abandoned her son and put him to work.
I'm just kidding. I don't know what the circumstances were.
That was rude.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
They seemed both very happy about it.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:43):
I hope he doesn't underpay him.
Speaker 5 (54:46):
I hope, yeah, right, I hope he owns just like,
she's like, that's why you have children, so you can
give them away and then they can find you later,
and then you can put them to work for your business.
That's why you have them.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
I think people, well, you know it is.
Speaker 4 (55:00):
That's why you have children to put them to work, honestly,
because listen when when Shati got old enough, he did
his own laundry, he had to do the dishes, he
had to do all that kind of stuff. And I
was like, yes, this is why we have children, is
so that we can put them to work.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
I didn't know you had a child, step son.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
Okay, step son. Yes, I didn't know that fun fact
that that I'm learning everything and I don't even know.
I know, this is great.
Speaker 4 (55:29):
This is so great, fight Mat, flight mate.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
It's like a commercial for flight Mat.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
Jumping back to Madison and Alan, Yes, if you remember them,
I will say I didn't get into their whole like
the moment that they were having, because I was thrown
out of it at the beginning when Alan was like,
so Mayan culture, it's really rich in history and really cool,
and I was like, oh God, I don't want to
(55:59):
listen to the whitest man on earth. Tell me about
an indigenous culture. And then I looked at the screen
and I realized that he's shirtless and his sun burnt
to a fucking crisp, and I was like, oh, this
is even better. A sunburned white man being like, let
me tell you about an indigenous culture. I was like, great,
(56:21):
And so that just took me out of the whole thing.
But I'm glad they had a moment. That's great, that's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
Do we have anything else about Madison and Alan?
Speaker 2 (56:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (56:32):
I feel like that's just like a pretty boring episode overall.
It was I feel like we've seen better.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
There wasn't a lot, So.
Speaker 4 (56:45):
Okay, well, if we're done talking about the couples, then
uh so, now we will get our guest predictions about
these couples. So so on. Since this is the first
time you ever watched MARREDI first sight, this is how
it works. These couples met for the very first time
at the altar, they got married, They were matched by experts.
(57:07):
They got married, they have eight weeks to decide whether
or not they want to stay married or get a divorce.
So at the end of eight weeks, they go in
front of the experts that match them and they say
either yes, I want to stay married or no, I
want to get a divorced. If one says yes and
the other says no, they get a divorce. So knowing that,
let's get your predictions on the couples. Let's start with
(57:28):
MM and Ikech they say yes or no on decision
day Yes, yes okay, Camille and Thomas Yes okay. Michelle
and David No.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
She's gonna say no.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
Yeah, Carla and Juan.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
That's a tough one because they kind of deserve each other.
I'm gonna say no, okay.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
And then Madison and Allen.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yes, okay. Yeah, I actually use I kind of like, well,
I again, like I haven't seen any other episode except
for this one, and on this one there was something
that they kind of oh except in the end when
she went out for drinks that actually was so I
thought that was such trash.
Speaker 3 (58:28):
Trash they do or could they?
Speaker 2 (58:34):
That's a hard one. Yeah, I know we did the
couples already, but I just realized, like one of the
guys that was the same terrorists, the one that does
that the wrap up at the end, the.
Speaker 5 (58:47):
Guy, the guy who was on the after party.
Speaker 2 (58:52):
Yeah, the after party guy.
Speaker 5 (58:54):
Yeah, he was a podcast. He was a podcast host
of a relationship. He's usually on on there, but he
was a special guest.
Speaker 1 (59:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
Well, one of the things he said is in relationships,
you all like you really remember your first, you know,
and like your first that was our first night together
in their house, and like she just and she also
said she wasn't going to be gone long and it
was like three hours later, and you know, I was
getting trashed. I just imagine, like you said, everybody drinks
(59:24):
a lot in Chicago. I'm sure, so I kind of
feel like, maybe no, maybe we'll say no.
Speaker 4 (59:31):
Okay, okay, so so that's a no now is that
what you're saying. Yeah, you've changed your answer. Okay, my
answer all right, you're allowed.
Speaker 3 (59:41):
You have these.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
I think, you know what, because I what I felt,
I ended up being surprised that I liked them as
individuals much more than I was thinking I was going to. Like,
they all showed a that seemed actually kind of genuine,
and I thought they were all going to be you know,
I mean, on The Bachelor, just watching clips, just like
(01:00:09):
watching a few minutes with my mom, like because she
loved it. I would I would be screaming because I
was like, why I hated it? So like this? You
know this actually worked out for me slightly better than
I thought it was going to. Yeah, oh good.
Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
So then I have a question for you on this
is the most important question of the entire podcast is
will you continue to watch Married at First Sight?
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Never, never. I don't ever want to see it again.
I would love in the end if you told me
who worked out. That would be fine.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah, I'll listen to the podcast. I mean the last one, Okay,
you know what I mean. I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
End.
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
And then you could tell me and then I would
be like, oh, okay, great, But otherwise I don't want
to have them in my brain at all.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Well, if you are the one that gets the most
correct of who stays together and gets divorced, you get
to come back and be the new host of season nineteen,
Oh my god, and you get to watch all nine
hundred episodes.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
I don't know how you guys do it. I don't
know how you watched this.
Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
I love this show so much. I've watched every season,
all eighteen seasons.
Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
I know you've lost all spect for me now whatever,
it's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
I love Summer and Jamie and I didn't know what
I was signing up for when they were like, do
you want to be our third season? And I was like, yeah,
that'll be fine. And I was like, oh fuck, I
actually have to watch this every week now. Yes, and
I love it so much. It's great. I actually do
(01:02:25):
enjoy it. It's fun. It is fun. Honestly, it makes
me feel better about myself. I'm like, Wow, I'm doing
great in my life.
Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
It's true. So, Swan, do you have any shows to plug?
Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Well, I am going to be in New York for
the Ladies Room Comedy Festival. I'm leaving Onday the festivals
on the weekend on the seventh and eighth. And also
all I'm gonna get on a couple of shows or
MIC's or whatever in New York. Earthquake and I'm doing
(01:03:01):
Mirthquake when I come back.
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
What is that is that on the fourteenth?
Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Fourteenth?
Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah, yeah, Earthquake with Jamie.
Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
Yeah, Chris, And if anyone's in New York listening to this,
contacts to one about putting her on your show, she's amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Yes, thank you, I appreciate that. Yes, please contact me
and yeah, just contact me through Instagram at Suwan Weaver
and also at Hot Medusa Comedy Show and new Hot
Medusa Show. I haven't really worked on it in the
last year or so. After my mom passed away, I
didn't really work on it for a while. But I'm
gonna bring it back maybe a few times a year,
(01:03:44):
and it's the first one's going to be the end
of January at a theater Yard Theater on Melrose. Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I am following Hot Medusa Comedy already.
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Okay, good you see, thank you awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
That's so great summer. Do you have anything plug? Our
show is coming up this Friday on Friday to.
Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Say yeah that And that's basically the only show that
I'm doing for a while. But I am raising money
to short shoot my short film. So if you check
out my Instagram, it's all over the place.
Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
What's it called?
Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
Oh, my film called It's called Sadie Lamme. It's a
short film about a young high school student who wants
to be a member of the cool kids in her
high school, and the cool kids are the mime Troop.
Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
I'm actually really glad I asked you what it's called,
because this whole time, I thought it was Sadie la mime.
Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
Well it is. I'm saying Sadie la mime because I
don't wanted to confuse people, but the French is meme.
Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
But yes, everybody, we're basically saying Sadie la mime because
otherwise it's a little confusing because people, I mean Twitter,
it's yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Yeah, cool, Skylar. Do you have anything other.
Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Than sleigh bells coming up? This three clubs in Hollywood
where I will be in the sketch with these two
lovely co hosts of mine. Yeah, yay, guys, now forty
(01:05:28):
dollars which gives you two cocktails and it goes to charity.
But other than that, I don't have any shows. But
I do have my anniversary on Thursday. So if you
want to celebrate my anniversary with my husband, then pour
one out for us.
Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
At the anniversary.
Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Yay? How many years?
Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Six? Six?
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Oh, it don't be a bit hot. I like him
so much.
Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
He's the best. I don't deserve him and I pay
you both the best. Yeah, you're the best.
Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
No YouTube together. I love I love, love love.
Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
I bet he says that about you too.
Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Oh, yeah, he brags about me too much and I
hate it, but I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
I love you guys.
Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
All right, well, uh, let's thank so one Weaver, our guest,
for being on YAY.
Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
It was great. It was awesome. I loved it so much.
Thanks for being here.
Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
Thank you James for doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Summer, thank you to Schuler. Is that how you're saying,
I didn't even ask you, Syler Tyler Skyler. Yeah, so,
Jamie and Summer, thank you so much. Thank you all
three of you. I really had a great time
Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
After you had to watch two hours of that Yay