Made Up Movies

Made Up Movies

Mike Kolar (Second City) and Matt Shore (The Eric Andre Show) review movies that don't exist and improvise the plotlines for your enjoyment. Want to submit a fake movie for them to review? Email the title, genre, and one sentence premise to madeupmoviespod@gmail.com or tweet to us @madeupmoviespod.

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September 28, 2022 59 min

Mike and Matt review a steampunk adventure movie where Bruce Willis plays a cockney bodyguard caught in a web of political intrigue. It’s Discourteous Machinations! Join us for gears where gears don’t belong, Demi Moore as Chippy Esquire, and our extreme difficulty in understanding how coal powers a steam engine.

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Mike and Matt review a mash-up of American Pie and Harry Potter! It’s This Magic Moment. Join us for sexy time in the Room of Requirement, potions that transform your naughty bits into animals, and a political quiz that leaves Matt extremely frustrated.

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September 14, 2022 58 min

Mike and Matt review a biopic about the creator of a NSFW Super Mario fanart character. It’s Bowsette! Join us for a discussion of whether or not UFOs actually exist, the wild liberties the screenwriters took when adapting a true story, and lots of lewd drawings of female koopas.

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September 7, 2022 60 min

Matt and Mike review a sci-fi movie in which Dinosaurs and Dragons battle the U.S. Military. It's Dinosaurs Vs. Dragons! Join us for a discussion of ancient Icelandic sandwiches, unlikable hero Frost Stetson, and the lovechild of two distinct types of lizards or cats or birds or whatever. This suggestion comes from SP Filmviewers! 

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August 31, 2022 61 min

Mike and Matt review a movie where daredevil scientists race overclocked tornadoes cross-country. Join us for Republican propaganda, the religious answer to climate change, and a special segment called Ask Judge Kolar. This suggestion comes from DrinkLocalBham.

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August 24, 2022 70 min

Kolar returns from Iceland and regales Shore with stories of wildlife, whale meat, and a penis museum. Then the duo discuss an action movie where a Wahlberg-esque free-climber must infiltrate a heavily guarded skyscraper to save his daughter. It’s Down to the Wire! This suggestion comes from The GorillaBrain Podcast.

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August 17, 2022 60 min

Matt and special guest, Kat Palardy, discuss the cross-country mixed-attractiveness rom-com, Driving with the Top Down. This suggestion comes from Recasted Podcast. Join us for intimate back-shaving, origami as a career path, and extremely high boobs.

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August 10, 2022 65 min

Matt and special guest, director Stoney Sharp (Comedy Bang Bang), discuss the leftist revenge film Chalet, which takes place at a hoity-toity ski lodge. Join us for the fragile ego of Peter Fonda, a disappointing centrist Yeti, and the story of how Stoney almost fell off a cliff while working on a Metallica music video.

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August 3, 2022 65 min

Mike and Matt review a cyberpunk technological thriller starring Keanu Reeves. No, not that one. It's Spirit in the Software. Join us for Lawnmower Man-esque CGI, Icelandic trip planning, and Batman with a Cockney accent. This suggestion comes from All-Star Mummy, Tony Evans! Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.


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July 27, 2022 81 min

Mike and Matt review a documentary about bobby pins that takes some surprising true crime turns. Join us for a discussion of hallucinogenic hair-ties, unfortunate Cold Stone experiences, and a serial killer who uses bobby pins to murder his victims. This submission comes from Amanda Kolar.

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July 20, 2022 67 min

Mike and Matt review a horror movie that combines The Ring and Final Destination with the social media trend of yesteryear, The Ice Bucket Challenge. Join us for a lively discussion of the world’s worst Taco Bell restaurants, the current state of women’s rights in both gaming and politics, and why this movie steals more than a few moves from Resident Evil. This submission comes from Smash Trivia John.

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July 13, 2022 69 min

Mike and Matt review a heartfelt coming-of-age drama about a girl whose free-spirited mother leaves her a troublemaking parrot after she dies. Join us for mechanical bull riding, willingly cucked father figures, and a pseudo-helpful robot named Detractor. This suggestion comes from J.D. Lowe. Why is this movie called A Mother's Dove if it's about a parrot? The answer may not exist within this podcast. 

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Mike and Matt review an epic space opera in which anthropomorphized sugary sweets make love AND war. Join us for erotic Hershey's kisses, surprisingly gory intestines made of Twizzlers, and more than one comparison to Avatar. It's Colonel Cupcake and The Colossal End of All Things!
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June 29, 2022 66 min
Mike and Matt brainstorm ideas for the Joker sequel in hopes that Todd Phillips will hire them to write and star in it. Join us for Star Wars themed drug use, the shoehorning of Batman villain Clayface, and an unlikely appearance by Zorro. Want to make this movie a reality? Tweet using the hashtag #ReleaseTheMuMCut !
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June 22, 2022 62 min
Mike and Matt review a seaside creature-feature in which an emotionless local sheriff goes toe-to-toe with a half-man half-shark. (Spoiler alert: The shark part's on top.)
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June 15, 2022 58 min
Mike and Matt review a spin-off of Friday the 13th in which Jason Vorhees's cousin, Ian Vorhees, is a realtor trying to sell Camp Crystal Lake. The only obstacle? Jason's murderous spirit is back to reclaim his land and stop the sale.
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June 8, 2022 58 min
Mike and Matt review a legal thriller starring Sandra Bullock and Michael Douglas in which Michael Douglas has a dark secret. Is this movie sexy or just plain sexist? Did Morgan Freeman ask for his character to be killed off just to get out of this trainwreck? Would you say this movie is a... cult classic?
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June 1, 2022 61 min
Mike and Matt review a mid-2000s slasher movie that takes place on the set of Barney & Friends. Will this movie make Matt lose his faith in The Joker? Join us for journey into the deranged mind of a paint-huffing purple dinosaur as well as a mean-spirited review of Dave Barry's latest book. It's The Barneyville Horror.
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May 25, 2022 61 min
Mike and Matt review a sports comedy switcheroo, where a young boy gets body-swapped with a hotshot NFL quarterback. Join us for the Superbowl Shuffle, fifteen minute barfights, and a non-sexual three-way kiss.
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May 18, 2022 58 min
Mike and Matt review a heist film in which the gentleman thief is a sly, sexy octopus. Join us for surprisingly risqué comedy, eight armfuls of practical effects, and one billion dollars in pearls.
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