Episode Summary:
Agent Pot Roast is summoned to the surface—an unusual and unsettling event in itself. But what awaits him is far worse: an official inquiry known only as The Census. Following the bizarre incident involving "naturally occurring cows" and a lightning strike on the surveillance cabin, Pot Roast finds himself at the center of suspicion.
He expected a debrief.
He got an interrogation.
As questions tighten like a noose, Pot Roast begins to suspect that this is no routine review—but a deeper probe into his thoughts, memories, and loyalties. Then, without warning, the room falls silent… and the Census Taker arrives.
Regal, eerie, and utterly unreadable, the Census Taker’s presence changes everything. What was once an investigation becomes something stranger—something existential.
Who watches the watchers? And what happens when the watchers are no longer trusted?
Starring:
- Eric Carlino as Agent Pot Roast
- Michael Cunningham as Agent Beef Stew
- Jane Beverley as the Census Taker
- Larry Oblander as Director Sylvan Chapman
- Shaun Scott as Inevitable Consequence Officer Mordecai
- Astrid WS as Deborah
- Marisa Conway as Nurse Bones
- & Grace Newton as Omniscient Voice
Created, written & produced by Jason Beard
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