Let's Talk One-Night Stands

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SPEAKER_00 (00:00):
Welcome to Make It to Wednesday, the podcast that
gets you through the week withlaughs, real talk, and all the
Gemini energy you didn't knowyou needed.
We are your hosts, Carly andCarla, two best friends born a
week apart, but somehow totalopposites.
Here we dive into life's bigquestions, small wins, and messy
moments.
Think dating, marriage, family,pop culture, and everything in

(00:23):
between.
Whether you're thriving or justsurviving, we're here to remind
you you're not alone.
So grab your coffee, your wine,or whatever gets you through,
and let's make it to Wednesdaytogether.
Welcome back to Make It toWednesday, a hump day podcast.
We are your show hosts.
I'm Carla.
And I'm Carly, and this isepisode 41.
She said it.

(00:43):
She had 41.
You guys are like you didn't youheard it wrong.
You heard wrong.
I actually brought us threefacts today.
Facts.
Three.
They were good.
Um, and to be fair, I didn'tlike fact check these.
It was a quick search.
Yeah, so I believe in 1941 inthe United States, Mount
Rushmore was completed.
Oh, okay.
Wonder Woman debuts.

(01:04):
It was the first appearance.
Okay.
And Citizen Kane was released.
Oh.
Yep.
Have you seen that?
No, of course not.
Okay.
That's not surprising.
I took like film classes, so wewatched.
You did?
Yeah.
Why?
A lot of cinematography.
Um, B BCA classes likebroadcasting and cinematic arts.
You had to take some of thosefor the PR degree that I got.
Oh, got it, got it, got it.

(01:24):
I always forget you did injournalism.
So yeah, there was some.
Yeah.
Is that surprising?
Um, what?
That I did PR.
Like when you remember it, is itlike no, not even a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 (01:34):
That's so that is perfect for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's kind of a blend.
Yeah.
That's just like who you are.
Totally.
What was your dream job?

SPEAKER_00 (01:43):
My dream job.

SPEAKER_01 (01:43):
Like when you wanted to be a when you were growing
up.
When I was like three.

SPEAKER_00 (01:46):
You're like, what did you want to be when you grew
up?
Madonna.
Really?
When I was three, yeah.
Madonna specifically?
Um, I really like listening toher, yeah.
But just to say Madonna?
Yeah.
Random.
I know.

SPEAKER_01 (01:57):
That's really random.
It is, yeah.
Not like Britney Spears.

SPEAKER_00 (02:01):
I mean, for a while when I was little, but I didn't
want to be Britney Spears till Iwas like not even 12 or 13.

SPEAKER_01 (02:08):
That's fair.

SPEAKER_00 (02:08):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (02:08):
That's fair.
Okay.
What about you?
Um, I wanted to be a chef.

SPEAKER_00 (02:12):
A chef?
And then a lawyer, but.
And then there was youth pastorin there?

unknown (02:17):
Oh.

SPEAKER_00 (02:17):
And look at me now.

SPEAKER_01 (02:19):
Look at me now.
So successful.
Yikes, yes, yikes.

SPEAKER_00 (02:23):
You're on a really good path.
Do you think you'd change it ifyou could like go back and do
something different?

SPEAKER_01 (02:28):
Um.

SPEAKER_00 (02:29):
If I didn't have to take, if it didn't take so long
to be a lawyer, I woulddefinitely be a lawyer.
I think I'd be really good atit.
What kind of a lawyer?
Because I thought about defenseattorney at one point in time.
Yeah.
Yeah, saying.
Yeah, I think I'd be really goodat that.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
It'd be hard to separate fromsome of the hard part, right?
Like, yeah.
To like to like actually defendbad people.

(02:49):
Like I kind of hate you andyou're a shit person, but you're
like paying me.

SPEAKER_01 (02:52):
Yeah, yeah.
That's my job.
I don't know.
I would I would if it werepossible to only defend the
people I believed didn't do it,then I would do it.
Then I would like to do it.
Like take my moral quiz first.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, you know, that's like nota thing.
So I don't know.
If that job exists ever, I'lltake that job.
Yeah.
I'll take that job.

(03:15):
Happy Wednesday, everybody.
Happy Wednesday.
It is finally a cool Wednesday.
Yeah.
I hope.
Yeah.
I'm hoping.

SPEAKER_00 (03:23):
Hoping.
Coming down a little.

SPEAKER_01 (03:24):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (03:24):
Starting to at least.
It's officially fall.
Is it?
You don't think?
Uh what's the official date forfall, you know?
Isn't it like I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (03:32):
I'm not even gonna guess.
What if it's like October 17th?

SPEAKER_00 (03:35):
I feel like it's November.
And there's a clock change,right?
November 2nd.
Fall start date.

SPEAKER_01 (03:42):
Oh my god, Carly, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna it's gonna getinto my crappy, but.

SPEAKER_00 (03:47):
Yeah?
Yeah.
I just Monday, September 22nd.
Is the clock change?

unknown (03:52):
No.

SPEAKER_00 (03:52):
Look up when the change the when not the clock
change.
Sorry, that was the start offall.
Um September 22nd.

SPEAKER_01 (03:58):
Yeah, the solstice.
That's right.
That makes sense.
Yeah, you're right.
I knew that.
I knew that.
And so now I want to look up2025 um time change.
Time change.
And tell me if it's no November2nd, is what I said.

SPEAKER_00 (04:10):
It is.

SPEAKER_01 (04:11):
Perfect.

SPEAKER_00 (04:12):
Yeah.
Is it always the same day?
I have no idea.
Huh.
No, because it's always on aSunday, so it can't be the same
day of the week.

SPEAKER_02 (04:19):
Sure, sure, sure.

SPEAKER_00 (04:20):
Yep.
Probably like the first Sundayof March and the first or
whatever it is.
Don't like fact check that,because that's not true.
I don't I mean it could be.
It could be.

SPEAKER_01 (04:28):
I just think the first Sunday in November and
Sunday in March.
Because it's always March, but Idon't think it's the first
Sunday.

SPEAKER_00 (04:34):
I think it's like the second.
Okay.
I have said March 9 when I likeit.
Oh.
Okay.
Second Sunday in March, firstSunday in November.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (04:43):
We know.
Guys, we're gonna go to thecalendars here.
Are we smart?
I actually don't say this often.
I was a fourth grade spellingchamp spelling me champion.
I actually was telling my datelast night that.
Yeah, that's a thing, I guess.
That's it.
He said he was also a fourthgrade spelling mechanic.
Wasn't that crazy?
No, he wasn't.
That's what he said.
He was a liar.
Sure.

SPEAKER_00 (05:03):
What if he said at the same school and you realized
you like competed against him?
I won.
He would be a liar then.
He would be a liar then becauseyou were.
Well, you were in differentgrades, I'm assuming, you know.
That's true.
He was younger.

SPEAKER_01 (05:15):
He was younger.
That's true.

SPEAKER_00 (05:16):
Huh?
How old was he?
He's 34.

SPEAKER_01 (05:18):
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (05:19):
It's not much younger, but we would have been
in the same school.
Are you admitting you're olderthan 34?

SPEAKER_01 (05:24):
Yeah.
I'm 35.

unknown (05:26):
Fuck you.
Fuck you.

SPEAKER_00 (05:29):
Uh, we're gonna play truth or drink later, so we have
some drinks.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna crack mine open.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I can't like wait to crackthat.
What are you doing?
The strawberry one.
Strawberry lemonade and vodka.
We're still cleaning out thefridge from the pool this
summer.
This is the last of it.

SPEAKER_01 (05:44):
This is the last of our summer drinks.
That's not true.
There's two more of those NewHolland gins.
I almost grabbed the blueberryone, but there's the blueberry
um gin.
And then there's the gin mule.
And I was not gonna grab theregular one.
No.
And I didn't feel like you weregonna let me get the blueberry.

SPEAKER_00 (05:56):
I think my brother-in-law likes that.
I feel like I told him to takethat one last time because
neither of us liked it.
So.
Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 (06:04):
Well, that's not bad.
It's pretty bland, but not in abad way.
It's not the blue dog ones.

SPEAKER_00 (06:08):
Yeah.
Surf side.
Huh.
Strawberry, lemonade, and vodka,you did black cherry.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (06:13):
Not bad.
So we're gonna play truth ordrink later.
Um, once we get through ourhappy crappies.
Yeah.
Um truth or no, not truth.
Listen, bitch.
I've got a hot take also.

SPEAKER_00 (06:23):
You got a hot take?

SPEAKER_01 (06:24):
So random.
Another, but it's not as random.

SPEAKER_00 (06:26):
I can't wait.
Yeah.
Um, okay, I made a list of myhappy crappy.
Okay.
Can I dive in?
Of course.
Okay, because I'm really excitedabout so much that happened.
Okay.
But I can remember everythingfrom this weekend because it's
been such a long weekend.
We're recording early Sunday.
I'm talking about the weekend.
It's not early Sunday, justbecause.
Not early Sunday.
Yeah.
Early before Wednesday, yeah.

(06:48):
Um, I got my new dresser offMarketplace.
It's so nice.
I really want it, actually.

SPEAKER_01 (06:54):
I want to find one very similar.

SPEAKER_00 (06:55):
So perfect for the case.
I will keep looking then.
I have been ever since Jasonmoved in, and I was like, you
can just have the whole dresserbecause you like folding your
stuff, and like he doesn't haveas much space in his closet to
put folded things.
Like he has one wire shelf.
Sure.
Don't you also have one wireshelf?
But I mean, with the amount ofpants he has, swim trunks,

(07:16):
backpackings, all the things.
Yeah.
Whatever.
But I I was the one that toldhim you take it.
So um I also was kind of hopingto get a different dresser for
me, anyways.
Um, but I've been looking forlike feels like the better part
of a year.
And I found it.
A hundred bucks.
Great deal, awesome person, easyto work with.
Yeah.
Um, we went out to dinner thatnight at PF Chang's because

(07:37):
Jason met up with me so we couldlike lift it, load it, put it
in.

SPEAKER_01 (07:40):
They have kiboshi.

SPEAKER_00 (07:41):
Uh where they do the things.
I didn't see it if they do.
You would know.
Yeah.
And you like smell it here atall the things.
No.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (07:49):
Okay.

SPEAKER_00 (07:49):
But I like their lettuce wraps.
And uh I was craving them.
Yes, healthy bitch.
Craving them.
I mean, don't.
We got those and four otherthings.
Yum.
I was stuck stuff.

SPEAKER_01 (08:03):
Stunned so good.

SPEAKER_00 (08:04):
But Beijing beef.
Um that's what I get at umthat's what you get?
At Panda Express.
I have never tried it because Ithought I didn't like beef from
Chinese restaurants or likewhatever.
Why is it different there?
I don't know.
I just like always in my head,it was like chicken.
I don't even get like yeah, Iget a lot of chicken when I'm
doing it like seasoned likethat.

(08:25):
Oh.
Um, so I just thought itwouldn't taste like tender and
like all the things.
And I hate that word.
I hate using that word todescribe meat, like tender.
Ugh.
But it is, and it was.
Um, so I like ate most ofJason's because so good.
Um and then remember on wineweekend I said we did a big
charcuterie that two of thegirls put together.
So I decided to do a date nighton Wednesday with my babes.

(08:49):
And uh yeah, I made up, I mean,it was all like from the store.
I didn't make anything.
This was like an easy date nightidea.
Oh my god, you know, like makingit myself, which I it was my
grandma day.
I had other things going on.
How do you what do you meanmaking it yourself?
Like soup, the soup I had andlike some of the stuff.
Yeah.
Um, so I just bought a jar ofsoup, but it was a good like
from Aldi.

(09:10):
It was the squash something orother.
I don't know.
So, so good.
Um, so anyways, I did thatcrackers, salamis, um, spreads,
olives, all of that.
Had it out for when Jason gothome, had the soup hot in a bowl
because I was looking at wherehe was, which is why we share
locations with one another.
Um, so we can play on romanticdate nights.

(09:31):
And I had these fun little likeold, antique, like from our
family glasses, like glasswarethat I get out, and we drank
some of the wine I got from WineWeekend.

SPEAKER_01 (09:42):
Ton! Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (09:43):
Do you have so much wine right now?
No, I only got one bottle.

SPEAKER_01 (09:46):
No, I mean like from other places.
From you.
I I've tried to get through it,yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (09:50):
Really?
Some of it was dry and that washard.
So I think it was just gonnabring you some more.
Like two people who like drywine in the last like two
months.
I've pushed it on them.
I can't even remember who.
I think I took it to like Shayand EJ's when we went and
somewhere else.
Uh-huh.
You have more of it, same kind?
I yeah, plenty more at theoffice.

SPEAKER_01 (10:09):
Can I bring it to you?
Are you guys trying to get ridof it?
Yes, Carly.
Why?
Because we don't use it.
Like there's three people I workwith and they've been trying to
get rid of it for like a year.
How much?
How many bottles?
Boxes.
Boxes of wine.
So if anyone that I know islocal and wants to have like a
wine night.
I would if it wasn't dry.

SPEAKER_00 (10:27):
Totally.
It's all dry.
Totally.
Um, okay, so we did thecharcuterie date night, and then
this weekend.
Okay, I'm gonna try and besuccinct about it.
I'm just gonna list off all thethings we did.
It was all my happy Friday atwork, maybe wasn't it wasn't not
happy.
It was just a long, long daybecause it was homecoming, all
the things, the spirit walk,homecoming evening.

(10:50):
Went to the football game.
Elliot got a girlfriend.
Um that's a big thing.
That's a big thing.
There were fireworks.
Uh, he complimented her and toldher she was more beautiful than
the fireworks.
My 10-year-old.
That's like really cute.
Just a year.
I know, right?
Like he's adorable.
Um, that was Friday, becauseit's his birthday coming up.
So, like, this was his birthdaything.

(11:11):
So, like, what a great birthdayfor him.
Saturday, we had soccer games,and then we ended up doing a
slew of really fun things.
We went to Mr.
Burger, got a nice big meal.
Um, Finla ate a triple burger.
Oh my gosh, they put so muchfood down.
Is Mr.
Burger not a drive-thru place?
Why did I think it was adrive-thru place?

(11:32):
I don't think it is.
We went inside.
I don't think there's adrive-thru.
Okay.
I was just, I have no idea.
It used to be It's like onAlpine?

SPEAKER_01 (11:39):
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (11:40):
Okay.
By the like uh Pinkies.
No, I don't know what that'swhat the hell is that?
It's on North Alpine, MeyerThrifty, across the road, but up
a ways.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (11:48):
Yep, got it.

SPEAKER_00 (11:48):
Um anyways, we did that.
We went to play it againstsports, got them some uh soccer
ball, basketball, football,soccer cleats.
Then we went over to Dave andBuster's.
We swung into Chuck E.
Cheese and they spent theirpoints on some stuff there from
like a previous time.
Came here, they played somegames, we had a sleepover in the

(12:09):
basement.
Like, great weekend, right?
Long, long day.
Wake up on Sunday, but we do itall again.
Not the exact same thing, but wehad breakfast, like we made
sausage gravy, I made applecrisps, we had Jason's folks and
my sister and brother-in-lawover.
By the time they left, weprepped for the kid party.
Then we had four kids over, theyhad a gaming party, they played

(12:30):
in the pool.
Busy day.
And now we're recording.
Yeah.
So it's just been like bam, bam,bam, bam.
But um, for like a gonna be10-year-old, it's been a good
weekend.
Crazy 10 years old.
That's what I've been insane tothink about.
I know.
That I've been a mom for 10years.
I don't feel like it.

SPEAKER_01 (12:51):
Me neither.
No?
Yeah.
I feel like I've been well, howlong have I known you?
Six years?
Right?

SPEAKER_00 (12:58):
Yeah, we calculated this.
In 2018.
Yes.

SPEAKER_01 (13:03):
Yeah, 2018.
Yes.
Was that five, seven, seven,seven years?
Seven years.
I've been a mom for seven years.
That's crazy.
You've had a bestie for sevenyears.
I'm kidding.
Technically, I've had a bestiefor 15 years.
For a lot longer, yeah.
Insane.
Insane.
I'm gonna drink all this drinkbefore we even get to that.

SPEAKER_00 (13:25):
Sorry.
There's two of them.
What about your happy andcrappies?
Um did you do a crappy?
Sorry, what was your crappy?
Oh, did I have a crappy?
I don't know.
I mean, Friday was a hard day atwork.
Um also seeing my grandma was ahigh, shopping for Elliot.
There was no real crappy, Iguess.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (13:45):
That's totally fine.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (13:47):
Love.
Uh I think all the crappies werejust some like emotional little
things at work because ofstudents.
Like, like me helping students,right?
Um crappies.

SPEAKER_01 (13:59):
Okay.
Good.

SPEAKER_00 (14:01):
Were you pulling up your survey?

SPEAKER_01 (14:02):
No.
Don't do this.
I forgot about my survey.
Let me add that to my crappy.
I'm kidding.
That's my crappy.
Did you send it out?
I did.
What?
Hold on.
Not to everybody.
Same word.
I sent it to you.
I totally forgot I didn't tellyou this.
Um I'm uh what day did you sendit?
On Friday.

SPEAKER_00 (14:23):
So you sent it out two days ago?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (14:27):
To five people total.

SPEAKER_00 (14:28):
Are you gonna tell me who the five are?

SPEAKER_01 (14:30):
Yeah, I sent it out to um the beginning of the year.
I started on New Year's Day.
Okay.
New Year's Eve.
I went out with somebody, yeah?
Yes, yes.
Sent it to him.
You did?
Yeah.
Okay.
Sent it to the most recent loveof my life.
Okay.
Sent it to um You sent it toyour most recent love of your
life?
Yeah.
Wow.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Um a few people like randoms.

(14:51):
Um, sent it to Clyde, sent it toum Oh God.
I don't even remember his name.
I was just thinking like Don'tsay it.
What were you gonna say?

SPEAKER_00 (15:01):
What are we calling him?

SPEAKER_01 (15:02):
What are we?
I don't know.
That's not Say it.
I really don't remember what Icall him.

SPEAKER_00 (15:07):
Give me a story or a feature real quick.
Nothing.
How many dates?

SPEAKER_01 (15:13):
Three, maybe, four.
Okay, uh picnic?
No.
Um went to Logan's a coupletimes.
I really can't even.
Not a memorable person for me.
Okay.
I don't think so.
Okay.
Um, so really his feedback wasnot necessary.
I I really was just like goingthrough and like the fact that I
don't save these people'snumbers on the phone is not
helpful.

SPEAKER_00 (15:32):
If you could please in the future, save it.
Even with cause then if you dothat, you can go in their
contact card, right?
And write notes.
Went to Logan's awful.

SPEAKER_01 (15:42):
I know like I know who it is.
I know who it is.
I just like don't remember.
Like Yeah.
I don't know why I even sent itto this man.
It's just like so funny.
How many responses have yougotten?
Um, so I got three in the surveyback, one texted back for
feedback, which is the worstpossible thing that could
happen.
I just like Carla, people filledthis out?

(16:04):
Yes.
I get to text Jason.
I know he's upstairs, but we hada conversation about this.
Of course.
And and to be fair, I didn'texpect people to really fill it
out.
If I'm being honest, that's justwhy I didn't send it to like
like I didn't send it to Gregbecause I really didn't think I
really don't think it was.
I don't I don't expect him tofill it out.
No.
I would love for him to likemore than anything in the world,
I'd want him to fill it out, butI don't think he would.

(16:25):
You know what I said, Jason?

unknown (16:26):
What?

SPEAKER_01 (16:26):
Car sent the survey out and people responded.
People responded.
And like the feedback has allbeen positive.
Like no one said anything.
Well, yeah, no one said anythinglike which I Is there anything
constructive?
Yeah.
Ooh, are we gonna get into that?

SPEAKER_00 (16:41):
Um Yeah, sure.
We can.

SPEAKER_01 (16:43):
I don't it nothing.

SPEAKER_00 (16:44):
We don't have was there anything okay.
What was like the the top twothings that were constructive
that you were like, I'll takethat under advisement?

SPEAKER_01 (16:51):
Um uh constructive nothing nothing, nobody said
anything that nobody said I didI did anything wrong.
No, of course, but like quiteliterally, like Yeah.
Nobody had anything negative tosay.

SPEAKER_00 (17:05):
But there was nothing like who who did you go
on a date with that a bird shiton you?
Um he did not fill it out.

SPEAKER_01 (17:13):
Which I knew.
Don't let birds shit on you.
Yeah, like he like I knew I sentit to him.
He did not He's the one thatdidn't answer.
Yeah, he didn't respond.
Like, that's fair.
He ghosted me.

SPEAKER_00 (17:23):
He ghosted you.
Which I mean We all need a goodghosting to remind us why we
don't ghost, you know?
Of course.
It's fine.
Yeah.
Um But nothing that you felt waslike like you know when
everything's just like positive,keep going, girl, like that kind
of feedback, you're like, butthat wasn't like what am I
getting out of this?
Like I just keep doing what I'mdoing.
Yeah, that's quite literallywhat someone said.

(17:44):
Okay, just keep doing whatyou're doing.

SPEAKER_01 (17:45):
Yeah, and I hate that he said it.
I'm sick to my stomach that hesaid it.
Why?
Because who was it?
The most recent person.
Really?
Yeah.
And I'm like, okay.
Okay.
Great, thanks.
See on the dating app in a fewweeks when you decide.
No, he better not be.
No, I'm kidding.
He can be.
No, I instead.
But he has a reason.

(18:06):
He better.
He didn't he's the one whodidn't, he texted me the his
response.
Okay.
And it was like long.
It was like Oh.
Yeah.
And he was like, I don't, Idon't think this is this he's
he's telling me that like Idon't think that sending this
survey is gonna give you thefeedback you you want.
I don't think this is a goodidea to send it to people.
Um Okay.

(18:27):
And I was like, tell me why.
Like, give me, give me a reasonwhy.
And he's like, I just don'tthink it's gonna give you the
feedback that you really thinkyou're that you're looking for.
I'm like, what it first of all,you're not giving the feedback
that I'm looking for.
That's right.
The feedback you're giving me inthis text message is not the
feedback I'm looking for.
Like I said it already, thankyou.
Yeah.
Just like give me the answer.
Tell me the answers that becauselike the feedback he gave me, he

(18:47):
was like, it was like, um, Ithink you're a great person,
like you it it was all positivethings, which I knew.
Like I knew he wasn't gonna sayanything bad, because like there
was nothing bad.
There was nothing bad he couldsay, yeah.
And it really, like, I mean,there was a little bit of
confusion about who endedthings.
I'm a little bit like what didhe say?
He was like the way I saw theconversation, the way I in my

(19:10):
head, the way I I heard theconversation ending, like the
our the ending conversation waslike I I said I don't think we
should see each other anymorebecause I don't feel like you've
got the time for this.
That's how I that's what I said.
Yes.
In his text match, he's like, Iended this relationship because
um I didn't I didn't I didn'tfeel like I could give you a

(19:31):
fair shot.
And I'm like, you didn't endthis relationship.
I don't know Yeah What to befair like it didn't end either
like you know what I mean likeit wasn't a clear like we're
done it was just like this isn'tthis isn't working cloying Yeah
like and relationship Yeah whatrelationship what are you
talking about like I don't knowwhat does that mean I don't know

(19:53):
but so but did you take hisfeedback as opposed to my
feedback saying it's a bad ideaand now that he said it's a bad
idea is it a bad idea?
I don't think so, and he'll fly.
Um the man from the beginning ofthe year who filled out the
feedback, who filled out thesurvey.
Yep.
So one of the questions in thesurvey, for those that are

(20:14):
listening, and like I've justforgotten we were even This is
so great.
One of the questions is like,um, if the timing is right,
would you consider going outagain?
Yeah.
He was like, yeah.
I said, mm-hmm.
So how's the timing?
Yeah, like is the timing rightnow or is the timing right right
now?
Are you feeling like so likeshould I you know what he also

(20:37):
put his name?
Oh he did.
Because you like it's a it's ananonymous service, unless you
want to add your name to thebottom.
He put his name.
So I'm like No shit.
Wait.
So should I get in touch?
That's funny.
And the very next day I saw himon Bumble.
Like I I saw him the very nextday.
What did you did you swipe?
No, I didn't.
Did you close the app?
Yep.

SPEAKER_00 (20:56):
What have we done since?

SPEAKER_01 (20:57):
Just left it.

SPEAKER_00 (20:57):
I bet if you swiped, which way is the accept way?
Yeah, it's swiped right.
I don't know.
Right?
I'm like, if you swipe right,I'm not willing to I'm not
willing to try it.
I'm betting he swiped right onyou and that's why he's coming
up.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not willing to re I'm notwilling to take through this.
But if he swiped no already andyou swipe yes, he'll never see
that you swipe.

SPEAKER_01 (21:15):
If he swiped no, he wouldn't, he probably wouldn't
be showing up.
But there's also there's also achance that he hasn't swiped at
all.
And if I swipe right and I showup on his, he could still swipe
no, and then I'm embarrassed.
Like, I'm not gonna do that.
But like, does anybody know whatyou swiped unless you match?
If I swipe, if I swipe right,I'll show up on his and he has
the opportunity to swipe left,and then like Okay.

(21:36):
Cause it's bumble.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like I just I'm not willing totake the risk.
I see.
That's so awkward.
Like maybe the timing's juststill not right, you know.
Right.
Like I'm not willing, I don'tknow.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 (21:47):
I'm sorry, sorry, I hijacked your happy crappy for
this.
That's totally fine.
I totally forgot about thatserver.
No, that's amazing.
I can't believe you sent it.
I'm gonna drink to that.

SPEAKER_01 (21:57):
That's so funny.
Yeah, I did it.
I still want to send it to Greg.
I just really don't think I'llfill it out.
I really, really don't think so.
And do we need him to fill itout?
I really need to know hisanswers.
I'm dying to know his answers.
I'm dying to know his answers.
This is I I would say it again,but No, I get it.

SPEAKER_00 (22:15):
I'm damn near horse after saying it so much.
I get it.
I'm losing my voice over heretelling you.
What if the tarot reader Yeah,okay.
This is not for you, you know?
Okay, let me get I'm sorry, letme move on.
I can't.
Tell me, tell me more, you'rehappy and crappy.

SPEAKER_01 (22:34):
So, um, my happy this week.
I saw my dear friend Steph.
Yes.
Got to catch up with her.
It was such a good time.
Like, I don't see her oftenenough that like I know.
And it just like I just so enjoyher company.
How's she loving the pup, themarried life, the house, the
She's just such a delight.

SPEAKER_00 (22:51):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (22:51):
Her dog was a delight, she's a delight.
She just got back from Italy.
I saw they had pictures up.
She's just like so fun.

SPEAKER_00 (22:57):
She's so beautiful.
I know.
Yeah, just like Stephanie,you're listening.
You're gorgeous, girl.
I know that's probably soawkward for her to hear like
she's just honestly inside andout, just a whole amazing human.

SPEAKER_01 (23:08):
Yeah.
So it's just like good to catchup with her and like hear how
life is going and you know,upcoming all the things.

SPEAKER_00 (23:15):
Yeah.
Where's she working?
She's still at excellent.
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (23:19):
Wow.
And she like Oh wow.
So that's one of my happy.
The other happy is, of course,my niece turned 15, and I just
like anytime her birthday comesup, I get to like go through her
pictures and like just see wherewe come.
And I just like Throughout theyears.
I love her so much.

SPEAKER_00 (23:33):
Are you starting to bond with the littler one?

SPEAKER_01 (23:35):
I don't want to say their names on like I yeah, I
love her too.
Yeah.
I love her too.
It's just like and you've kindof moved along with Yeah.
I've grown up with like half ofher life.
Like I've known her since I was20.
Like it just is like, oh she'sjust like so cool.

SPEAKER_00 (23:55):
I love that.
She's so cool.
Is she gonna start takingdrivers ed this year?
She's in driver's ed now.
She is.
I didn't know if she was one whowas like gonna do it or if she
was gonna be like, I'll wait.

SPEAKER_01 (24:03):
No, she's I'm like excited for the bit.
Her to get like a cute littlepermere license so like I can
get drunk and she can like DD.
You know what I mean?
Oh my gosh.
Very exciting things to be up.
Terrible influence, but how fun.
How fun.
So fun.
So she turned 15.
Okay.
And yeah, uh that's one of myhappies.
Like I got to go through mymemory lane of pictures of us

(24:27):
from day one to now, and I justlike she's just like the joy of
my life, truly.
Like, I just love her so much.
I love that.
Happy birthday, girly! Happybirthday.
And then my crappy.
Um, I had a a date this weekwith a man.
This is the second date I wenton with this man.
Was this on Wednesday?
This was on Thursday.

(24:49):
Thursday.
Okay.
Yeah.
And I just This is the secondday.
I went on a date with him theweek before.
And like he I don't know if Itold about him.
I was gonna say, which one washe?
He uh we went to Hopcat the weekbefore.
Okay.
He originally suggestedApplebee's, and I was like what?
What?
That's a Betty recommendation.
Yeah.
Is there room for negotiation onthat?

(25:09):
Because no.
What did he say?
Did he say yes?
That's funny.

SPEAKER_00 (25:15):
Anywhere else?

SPEAKER_01 (25:16):
And I was like, oh, let's get because I saw on his
profile he worked.
He's like a general manager forum Russ's.
I've never been to Russ's, so Idon't even know what that is.
I was like, let's go to Russ's.
He said no.
I was like, oh okay, why?
Did he say why?
He said no.
Um I was like, okay, well, howabout Hopcat?
Like, sounds like perfect.
Yeah.
I also found out he lives overby Applebee's, which is why he

(25:37):
suggests he, and you know how Ifeel like.

SPEAKER_00 (25:39):
What is up with men who are like, I'm not gonna
drive?
To be fair, like they're goingon a lot of dates right now.
That's gotta be it.

SPEAKER_01 (25:46):
I don't know.
Kelsey, when I told Kelsey aboutthat, she was like, I don't
think it's that crazy to suggesta place that's by him.
Like for it, because to me it'scrazy, but I also like it's only
10 minutes for me.
It's not not that far.

SPEAKER_00 (25:59):
That's does he know where you were at, too?

SPEAKER_01 (26:01):
No, he didn't ask.

SPEAKER_00 (26:02):
But like without that information, like if I
didn't have that information onsomebody, I'd recommend one of
the dive bars around here.
Would you?
Probably.
You would think of when I wasdating.

SPEAKER_01 (26:13):
Where I would end up.
I no, I wouldn't.
I don't know.
Well, I my search radius for meis five miles around my house.
So, like, I know.
It's crazy.
What?
It is crazy.
I really recommend it.

SPEAKER_00 (26:24):
Five miles?
Lazy dating.
I ain't coming to you, man.
Which is why, like This was sooffensive, right?
Let's go to Applebee's.
That's outside of my radius.

SPEAKER_01 (26:38):
I don't know.
It didn't, and it doesn't workbecause I never change it.
Like I never turn my mylocation.
Like right now, my it's fivemiles from here, so I'm getting
men five miles and from all theplaces you go, which is nice.
Yeah.
So like, you know, but still.
Wow.
Um so you had your second date.
It was miserable.

(26:59):
It was so like so we I'm sorry.
It was so bad.
Like, not no, it was.

SPEAKER_00 (27:04):
I just like can't.
I Let's start with the first badthing.
Like, what was the first thingthat you're like, this is going
on the list of reasons I didn'tlike this date?
He was a a mansplainer.

SPEAKER_01 (27:15):
But like, no, that wasn't it.
He's a he's a contrarian.
Like, oh and I hate, I hatethat.
So like how hard, like pretty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, um, we so our date was to,we were gonna, we were gonna go
see our prize.
Like, it's the last week of ourprize, it ends today.
Um, we were gonna go see hehasn't been to our prize in like

(27:37):
seven years.
Yeah.
Like, oh, let's go see it andthen we'll go grab dinner.
Okay.
We get downtown, like todowntown our prize at seven
o'clock, seven p.m.
Okay.
That's late.
That's late.
That's late.
Our prize ends, like viewing inplaces ends at like 8 p.m.
It's like who picked the time?
He did.

unknown (27:55):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (27:56):
He did.
Because if it's up to me, let'sgo at 5 30.
I'm already downtown.
Right.
I can I'm already here.
Like, why go home, sit around,wait, and then yeah.
Cause now I'm gonna eat before Icome in anyway.
So I'm hungry.
Yes.
Anyways, um, and he was like,and so we were like walk, I
walked there, and so like it'salready getting dark.
Yep.
We walk there, and he was like,where do you want to go first?
I'm like, um, let's just we areat the bottom, like, let's just

(28:18):
go in here.
There's already places, there'splaces in the bob to look at the
our pieces in the bob to lookat.
Yep.
Like, let's start here.
Perfect.
We go in, he's like, Oh, this isnice.
It's so nice.
I'm like, I'm like, yeah, yeah,yeah.
What kind of art do you like?
I'm like, and he's like, I likethings that are like classic.
Things are like, I don't likepeople, it looks like people are
trying too hard.
I'm like, oh, what's yourfavorite type of like what's
your favorite medium?

(28:38):
Do you like like photography?
Yeah.
Do you like um he's like, Ireally like like crayon.
What?
Classic crayon?
What does that mean?
Huh! What's that mean?
Crayon?
Like you like pictures that aredrawn in crayons?
Is he trying to tell you he haschildren?
Are you uh he doesn't havechildren?
I checked out on date one.

(29:00):
What do you mean crayon?
I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 (29:03):
He likes classic pieces and he likes crayon.

SPEAKER_01 (29:05):
I don't know.
That's what children do.
That's correct.

SPEAKER_00 (29:09):
But I guess some classic artists that I don't
know about.

SPEAKER_01 (29:11):
I didn't see a single crayon piece in art
prize.
What did you did you laugh whenhe said it?
Because it had to be a joke.
I was like, oh, okay, cool.
And he was like, what about you?
I'm I'm I I'm in I don't have afavorite type of like me.
I don't have a favorite medium.
Like I like all types of art.

SPEAKER_00 (29:28):
Like I don't really because I'm not like super into
anything enough to be likephotography's my jam or
whatever.
Exactly.
Like I don't really textiles aremy jam.

SPEAKER_01 (29:37):
Mixed textiles.
I actually do like that.
Yeah.
So I'm like anything I see thatI I I enjoy like I like it all.
Yeah.
So I'm like, I'm going aroundlike taking pictures, like I'm
like into all of it.
We get to this one piece that'sin the M Way, and it's um it's
made of rose petals.
Like it's ten feet tall, andit's made f it looks like it

(29:58):
could have been like Either likea photograph or like someone
drew it, but it's made of rosepetals.
It's the coolest thing I've everseen.
And the artist is there, andit's like he's describing the
piece.
Yeah.
And I'm like, I'm talking, I waslike talking to the artist.
And I can hear like my date'snet right next to me.
He's like, I don't really likethis.
He's like, it's the rudest thingI've ever heard.

(30:20):
Like he's saying it like aboutthe piece.
He's like, see, this person isjust like, and I don't think he
realized the artist, like, I wastalking to the artist.
And he was like, I just I thinkit's just too much.
He's like doing too much.
I'm like, can you shut the fuckup?
This is so Can you see that I'mDo you see him right here?
What are you doing?
Like Oh my god, how do youhandle that?
I was like, okay.
I don't know.
I just like I just like walkedlike elbow.

(30:41):
Yeah.
I was like, oh okay.
I was like, I was like, thankyou so much.
Like I like took a picture ofthe piece of like of like the QR
code.
I just I voted for it.
So like because it it was whatwas really cool.
Yeah.
And we like walked to anotherpiece um of like uh there was
like the Eiffel Tower, and itwas like a bridge.
I don't it's like a whole thing.
Yeah.
And he like walked up to it andwas like, he looked at it and
he's like, man, I wish he hadn'tused powder coating on this

(31:03):
because it made it look fake.
Okay.

SPEAKER_00 (31:06):
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 (31:07):
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Like, what is this?
You're being so annoying.
Oh, you're ruining thisexperience for me.
And after you got through it,did you still want to go to
dinner with him?
Probably, of course not.
So of course not.
But you couldn't get out of it?
Well, hang on.
Oh no.
And like, and and even like wewere like, we kept walking
around trying to like go toother places.
And he would like, I livedowntown.

(31:29):
Yeah.
I am downtown every single day.
Even like when I don't walk towork, I go for walks downtown
every day.
Like I walk to the grocerystore, I like get my steps in.
Yep.
He has not been downtown in likeseven years.
Like he said it that day.
He's like, man, I haven't beendown here.
It looks so different.
And so I was like, oh, that's socrazy.
Like I'm always down here.
Yeah.
And so we were like walking.
He's like, I want to try andfind the blue bridge.

(31:51):
I think it's this way.
I'm like, it's not.
It's actually like I promise youit's over here.
I literally walked here, Iwalked under it on my way here.
And he's like, no, I'm prettysure it's this way.
Let's just go this way.
I promise you, like, it's thisway.
And I was, and he was like, no,no, literally, uh, let me trust
me, it's this way.
I'm like, okay, let's go thisway.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah.
We won't make it to the bluebridge.
Yeah, we're gonna miss it.

(32:12):
But let's go that way.
Yeah.
And he's like, oh shoot, Ithought it was over here.
And I'm like.
Sir, I live here.
Why did you think that when Iliterally told you?
And I'm like, whatever.
Okay, fine.
And I was like, and I just madea comment.
I'm like, man, it's I forgotthat it gets so dark.
It's so early.
He's like, yeah.
Man, I'm like, he was like, oh,I can't, like, I can't even

(32:32):
believe it.
Like, I like it must be daylightsavings time this time, like
right now.
He's like, no, it's not tillNovember 2nd.
It's not, I promise.
It's not, it hasn't happenedyet.
It's November 2nd.
He's like, no, I'm pretty sureit happened already.
It's November 2nd, I promiseyou.
It's November 2nd.

SPEAKER_00 (32:45):
Carla?
He's like, no, it happened.
Reminds me of my nephew.
You know what I'm saying?
Just he knows.
What?
He just knows things.

SPEAKER_01 (32:56):
And I was like, okay, sure.
Yeah, you're not.
Sure, sir.
Yeah, I must have, I must have Imust have missed that.
I missed that.
I missed through it.
Whatever.
Oh my god.
So like twice, and then like hetried to go to the DeVos Place,
and we like, you know where theDevos place is like Michigan and
like Ottawa, whatever.
Yeah.
Whatever.
We ended up over by the VanAndel and was like, it's
definitely the other way.

(33:16):
Like I promise you, it's we'd belike, we walked the other way.
He was like, I'm pretty sureit's it's like over by the
arena.
It's not.
Why are like so many timesalready?
Just listen to me.
I know where I'm I've walkedthis way every day.
I don't understand.
Oh my god, I'd be so pissed.
And then like it got to be like8 30, and I'm like, Sir, I'm

(33:38):
hungry.
What are you thinking?
I was like, are you gettinghungry?
Like, what are you thinking?
He's like, um, I are you gettinghungry?
I was like, I mean, I could Idid eat a little bit before I
came, but I could eat if you'relike really feeling.
He's like, um, I'm getting kindof hungry, but I do have to get
up early.
I was like, oh, if you have toget up early, then let's just
call it a night.

SPEAKER_00 (33:55):
Yeah, yeah.
Get some on your way home.
No big deal.
Go get Applebee's.
You know what?

SPEAKER_01 (34:00):
Doesn't Applebee's sound good for you?
Like, I don't if I had driven, Iwould totally meet you there,
but like I don't unfortunatelyhave to walk.
I had to walk home.
I don't want to walk home.
It's too, it's hard to meet kindof.

SPEAKER_00 (34:09):
Yeah, I try not to eat after eight o'clock.

SPEAKER_01 (34:11):
Unfortunately, so it's gonna be a whole thing.
So he's like, Are you sure?
I don't want to like leave youhungry.
I'm like, no, no, no, I can eaton my I can eat at home.
I do have like a salad I wasgonna eat anyway.
So and he's like, Okay, well, doyou want to try and get again to
get it together again next week?
And I was like, sure, yeah.
Oh my god, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (34:27):
Um, yeah, let's keep in touch and then keep in touch.
We'll figure it out.
I haven't spoken to him since.
How do you say to somebody whenthey ask that?
No.
Like, want to get together nextweek?
No.
I would never say to his face,to be honest.
If someone ever said that to me,I'd be like, okay, well, thanks
for being honest.
Like, then I'd go home and cry.

SPEAKER_01 (34:44):
Literally.

SPEAKER_00 (34:45):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (34:45):
I was like, yeah, just let me know when you make
it home.

unknown (34:48):
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 (34:49):
Yeah, let's just keep in touch.
No.
I just like how uncomfortable.
What a miserable ass time thatwas.
Like, just it sounds like he waslike super kind of negative too.
Yeah, I like didn't like it.
I was like, I don't like thatenergy.
Such a bad vibe.
Such I'm so it was either gonnabe like a Thursday night or a
Friday night.
I'm so glad it wasn't a Fridaynight date.
I'm so thankful.

SPEAKER_00 (35:08):
Good point, actually, because being Thursday
with having work and yeah, yeah,yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (35:12):
Yeah, thank god.

SPEAKER_00 (35:14):
Then you couldn't have gone on a better date on
Friday.
Yeah, and it was a better date.
Yeah.
No, that was Saturday, actually.
Sat that was Saturday.

SPEAKER_01 (35:19):
That does feel like it was Friday night.

SPEAKER_00 (35:21):
It that was, yeah, last night.

SPEAKER_01 (35:22):
What did we do Friday night?

SPEAKER_00 (35:24):
Huh.
What did I do Friday night?
What did I do?
I just said homecoming.
Trying to think if I texted youand where you were at.
I didn't do anything.
I started Love is Blind.
Okay.
The first episode.
Okay.
Yeah, crazy.

SPEAKER_01 (35:36):
But what's the other show that's out too?
That I've been watching.
I don't know.
Mm-hmm.
That you've been watching.

SPEAKER_00 (35:42):
Stranger Things.
It's on a Mondays.
Why can't I think of it?
Shit.
I wanted to watch it.
The Bachelor.
Do I watch it?
That's coming.
Um no, it's something I waswatching without Jay.
Oh, duh seeking sister wife.
Oh.

SPEAKER_01 (35:55):
Oh, The Bachelor is coming.
When does that start?

SPEAKER_00 (35:58):
Um I forgot about that.
I'm writing that down toobecause I can't remember.
I'm keeping it in my list.

SPEAKER_01 (36:02):
I probably forgot about that.

SPEAKER_00 (36:03):
Yeah.
And I put nobody wants this onthere.
And when.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (36:06):
Alright, anyways, that's my happy crappy.
Yeah.
Dang.
More happy than crappy.
Yeah.
And of course I'm happy to seeyou.

SPEAKER_00 (36:13):
I'm so happy to see you.
It's always a good time.
And you were so sweet today.
So y'all, Carla did the nicestthing.

SPEAKER_01 (36:18):
What are you doing?

SPEAKER_00 (36:19):
Um, you picked up the pizza for all the boys.

SPEAKER_01 (36:21):
Of course I needed to.

SPEAKER_00 (36:23):
She's like, Can I help?
And I was like, yes, becauseI've been stressing so much, and
you know that, and I've beensharing that, and we had to
record, and it worked perfect.

SPEAKER_01 (36:30):
So I needed to be I needed to be out of I needed to
be here.

SPEAKER_00 (36:33):
Yeah.
I needed you here.

unknown (36:35):
Okay.

SPEAKER_00 (36:36):
I always need you.
That's so nice.

SPEAKER_01 (36:38):
How love you?

SPEAKER_00 (36:39):
Wanna do listen, bitch?

SPEAKER_01 (36:41):
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I meant to count these cards.
I know.

SPEAKER_00 (36:46):
We're gonna make it for the end of the year.
Are we gonna make it?
If not, I'm gonna have to getthose the next ones we want to
get.
Are you picking one on purpose?
You smiled at it like you don'tset.
I was just thinking, like, Idon't I don't know.
That was your devious smile, soI don't know what it was.
Remember when we went to thefarmer's market?
Yeah, exactly what you'retalking about.
Yes, and I have one on my fridgeupstairs.

SPEAKER_01 (37:08):
I actually have like a whole box of some one of my
old co-workers gave me.

SPEAKER_00 (37:11):
Really?

SPEAKER_01 (37:11):
Yeah, I don't know where it is, though.

SPEAKER_00 (37:13):
We also need to that game you got, that new one,
putting it in the back of myhead for the girls.
Oh, sure.
You wanted to look at one ofyour games.
Yep.

SPEAKER_01 (37:23):
Yep.
Okay.
Not that game.
Not that game?
Okay.
What game are we talking about?
Not the one, not the drinkinggame.

SPEAKER_00 (37:29):
No.

SPEAKER_01 (37:30):
We'll talk later.

SPEAKER_00 (37:30):
I don't know.
You have so many games, and Ican't keep them straight.
Like which one does this go to?
And yeah.
Alright, this one says, listen,bitch, tell the negative
assholes in your head to sit ina corner for a lifelong timeout.
Tell the negative assholes inyour head to sit in the corner
for a lifelong timeout.

(37:51):
Don't let those negativeassholes be in your brain.
Taking up space, you know?
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 (37:56):
I'll do my best.
I'm gonna do my kin best to dothat.

SPEAKER_00 (37:59):
Yeah, I think we all try, right?
Nobody's like, come on in, hitme up today.
I'm ready to take some punches.
They're loud though.
They are loud though.
They are loud.
I'm doing my best.
I'm doing my best.
Listen, bitch.
Do your best.

SPEAKER_01 (38:13):
That actually leaves me to my hot take.
Yeah.
If you don't mind.
I don't mind.
Because I was in the middle of aspiral moment.

SPEAKER_00 (38:21):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (38:22):
I'll be so sick of me having spiral moments.

SPEAKER_00 (38:24):
I'm not.
I I want you to be in tip topshape, but I'm not sick of like
how your brain works.

SPEAKER_01 (38:30):
Girl, and it's working.

SPEAKER_00 (38:31):
Oh, it's overdrive right now.

SPEAKER_01 (38:33):
Um this happened at work this week.
And I almost lost it on mycoworker, Suze.
Um it was it was on Friday.
I was telling her about mysurvey, how I sent it to the
love of my life, and how hetexted me, and she was like,
Well, that's the end of that.
She said, It's not the end ofthe world.
And I was like, Suze, stoptelling me that.
Because you know what?

(38:55):
This is the end of the world forme.
So I want to say, my hot take islet's like stop telling people
that it's not the end of theworld.
Yes.

SPEAKER_00 (39:02):
Because the end of everybody's world is different.

SPEAKER_01 (39:06):
It looks different.
We have differentinfrastructures.
We have differentinfrastructures in our world.
Like for me, slow clap.
The end of the world happens twoor three times a week.
Uh huh.
You have to stop saying that tome.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (39:16):
Like my infrastructure is like shaky.
It's fallen.
I'm literally holding on by liketape and glue over here.
You know?
It's those buildings that are onthe stilts when the oceans come
together.
It's fragile.
It's fragile.
It's fragile over here.

SPEAKER_01 (39:29):
So stop telling me that.
Yep.
Stop telling people it.
Like, please.
Yes.
Literally, yes.
It is the end of the world forme, Suze.
Today.
Probably in a couple days.
Yep.
And probably in a couple daysafter that.
It's the end of the world forme.

SPEAKER_00 (39:44):
But then it's it comes back.
Of course.
The world comes back.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (39:49):
But like today, it's the end of my world.
Yeah.
Just know that.
Hot take.
Hot take.
Stop telling people that.

SPEAKER_00 (39:56):
I I a hundred percent actually agree with that
one.
I have no rebuttal.
None.
Just saying.
Just saying.
You had that hot take, and I hada couple things too.
Okay.
Sorry.
Nope.
I know we're like popping.
Um.
Okay, I have three things.
Okay.
I don't know what you broughttoday.
That was all I brought.
We might not get to the gametoday.
I'm gonna be real honest.

(40:17):
Okay, ready?

SPEAKER_01 (40:18):
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 (40:18):
We were talking about this earlier.

SPEAKER_01 (40:20):
Okay.

SPEAKER_00 (40:20):
Categories of kissers.

unknown (40:22):
Okay.

SPEAKER_00 (40:22):
We could skip that one, but I've got some good
categories on here.
Okay.
Something I want to talk about.
Uh, two other things I have totalk about.
One is my opinion and a hottake.
Okay.
But I want to go lighter for asecond.
Okay.
Okay.
I want to talk one night stands.
So we have talked before aboutlike what makes it that.
Like what a lot of differentthings about it.

(40:43):
But my question is, is it, andthis is a yes or no.
There's no black and white here,and I need a yes or no, is it
still a one-night stand?
I want to know your answerfirst.
Go ahead.
If that's my question, bitch.

SPEAKER_02 (40:56):
That's fair.

SPEAKER_00 (40:57):
If the next day, after like two people separate,
after they have a one-nightstand, they separate, they shake
hands, they high-five, whatever.
Sure.
Um, then the next morning theygo to breakfast together.
Okay.
Questions.
Mm-hmm.
You meet that night.
Yep.
Hold on.
Like we Is a one night standsomeone you've known ahead?

(41:20):
Oh.
Sh well we've had that, we'vehad that debate before.
I was saying.
It doesn't have to be a new newperson.

SPEAKER_01 (41:25):
Like someone we match on hinge.
Yeah.
Hypothetical situation.
We match on hinge.
Yep.
Go on a date that night.
Go home together that night.
Yep.
Have sex.
Yep.
Split up that night.
Yep.
Right?
One goes one way, one goes theother.
Yep.
And then the next day, you gofor breakfast.
Yep.
Is that a one-night stand?
I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 (41:46):
I Well, it was in the moment.
I think here's the problem.
A one night stand is a one-nightstand in the moment.
That's the caveat, right?
Because a lot of people, likeyou've heard, you've seen it on
movies, you hear about it inreal life.
Like someone hooks up one nightand then they end up dating down
the road.
But they still had a one-nightstand.
It doesn't negate the fact thatthat person was a one-night

(42:08):
stand.
No, it I feel like it does.
I think one night stands aremore about the intention, not
about the action.
The intention is I just want tosleep with this person tonight.

SPEAKER_01 (42:19):
No, I think the intention is I want to sleep
with a stranger and never seethem again.
Yeah.
But then if you see them, if yousee them again, that makes them
no longer.
Like that makes it.
I don't know if it doesn'tnegate it.
I'm I'm flip-flopping here onwhat my brain was thinking.
I'm feeling the same.
Yeah.
Cause I don't know.
I really don't know.
I think, I don't know.
I you know what?

(42:40):
It's a gray area, isn't it?
I'm really m very much like if Islept with somebody last night.
Yeah.
And then like they went home, orI I went home and I went to
breakfast with them.
Yep.
I would say that that was not aone-night stand.
Now that I've I'm thinking itthrough.
Yeah.
That is a very frustratingfeeling.

SPEAKER_00 (42:59):
Yeah.
Why is that a frustratingfeeling?
It's conflicted to have suchconflicting emotions about it.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, I braced and Ichanged my mind on it.
And now I'm feeling like it is.

(43:21):
You feel like it is a one-nightstand.

SPEAKER_01 (43:24):
You know what though?
Like I doesn't if you exchangephone numbers.
Like and then it like I don'tknow what it what's if the
intent is to see each otheragain, does that matter?

SPEAKER_00 (43:41):
Honestly.
Now that I'm thinking about it,hypothetically speaking, if I
was in Savannah years back,hypothetically.
Sure, of course.
And was out drinking and met upwith someone bar hopped and then
invited them back to the hoteland then went our separate ways.
And I did have that person'sphone number, hypothetically.

(44:02):
And they had mine from thatnight because we're bar hopping
and like But then I just like wejust like sent each other high
fives the next day and said gethome safe or whatever, and that
was that.
That's a one night stand.
Yeah, that's that is a one nightstand.

SPEAKER_01 (44:20):
I don't know that that's the same.
Yeah, yeah.
That that is a one-night stand.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (44:24):
Hypothetically.
Of course.
And hypothetically, if we didn'thave sex but we did other
things, that's still a one-nighthookup.

SPEAKER_01 (44:31):
Yeah.
I wouldn't call that a one-nightstand though.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (44:34):
That's different.

SPEAKER_01 (44:35):
Yeah.
Okay.
I think.
I don't know.
I know.
I don't know.
There's so much great air inthis now.

SPEAKER_00 (44:41):
I thought it would end up being like for me like a
super yes or no.
It's yes and no.
Weigh in, please.
Weigh in.
So I gotta know.
We talk about these a lot, likejust stories we hear, things
that come up.
It's been weighing on my brainto know if you go out to
breakfast with someone the nightafter a hookup, a one night

(45:03):
stand, what you perceive is aone-night stand.
Well, one, what makes it aone-night stand?
And two, if you go to breakfastthe next day, does it like
matter?
Does that like help say yes orno to it?
That's all.
Just curious.
Just curious.
So that was uh one of mine.
Had to go with that.

(45:23):
Didn't mean for it to be more ofa hot take.
Um I do have a serious hot take.
Uh-huh.
But if you're not ready to shiftgears, you bring up some topics
first because I know you got alist for me.

SPEAKER_01 (45:34):
I don't know, you're fine.

SPEAKER_00 (45:35):
This one's more serious.
Um, this is the one we weretalking about from today.
Okay.
This is for parents.

SPEAKER_01 (45:41):
Sure.

SPEAKER_00 (45:42):
My hot take.
Okay, it's not even a hot take.

SPEAKER_01 (45:45):
It's uh taking this either, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (45:47):
No, it's like a hey parents.
Um I okay, so today kiddo hadother kids over.
Birthday party.
I asked my husband before theparty.
I said, before we used to plan,like if parents stay, we had to
have seating, we had to makesure, is it too hot?
Is it good?

(46:07):
Younger kids, like what are theydoing?
It's just more of a fuss.
As they get bigger, it's not somuch of a fuss.
Yeah.
However, I said it sounds likeeverybody's just dropping their
kids off and going.
Are we at that stage now?
Like, is the 10-year-old stagethe like it's okay to drop our
kids and go, but not just that.

SPEAKER_01 (46:28):
Can I ask you a question before we get into
this?
Do any of the parents of thosechildren watch this podcast?
I don't think so.
Okay.
No.

SPEAKER_00 (46:35):
And I'm not, I'm not judging.
I'm so sorry if that soundslike.
Yeah, I won't say names oranything, but um, and these
parents, like, we went out.
I know, I know one of them, buttwo of them I didn't.
Um, and I obviously I knowChristine, so I need two of
them.
That one's for sure doesn'tcount.
Yeah, there's two that I know,there's two that I don't know.
Um, but this got me thinkingabout it.

(46:56):
And that's are we at that stagethat it's okay to drop your kids
and you believe that, like, hey,it's not a like I need to stay
thing.
Um, because parents, if you everwant to stay at a party I'm
having, you're welcome to,obviously.
I will never say no.
Um, and are we past the point ofhaving to plan for that?
But then followed up, that'slike one A, but there's one B,

(47:19):
which is parents don't check outother people's homes.

SPEAKER_01 (47:22):
Or like at least meet the parent.
Like, did they come in to meetyou?
Like, have you or do you have alot of people?
Jason went out.
I don't know, like no, I stillthink it's like kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_00 (47:31):
Yeah, I'm like the parent that'll walk up to the
door, like, come in if it feelsright.
If it doesn't feel right, whydoesn't it feel right for me to
come in?
No, it should feel right.

SPEAKER_01 (47:39):
Like, I I would at least want to meet the the
parents of the person that mychild will be staying.

SPEAKER_00 (47:45):
Yes, that to me.
To be fair, in this situation,the kids coming already knew me
from school.
I don't think it matters.
I know it matters.
It's just a layer that maybelike provides comfort because
like the school backgroundchecks employees and all that
stuff.
I'm saying like you get acomfort of like Okay.
Do you feel like that wouldmatter to you?

(48:05):
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sure.
If it's a school employee, Iknow that they don't have a
criminal record.
Not that I like I don't know.
Okay.
Like anything, or like that theydon't have um that they're not
in the sex offender registry.
There we go.
You didn't have a teacher sleepwith students when you were in
high school?
No.
Okay, we did.
Really?
Yeah.
Multiple.
You know, after I was done, Iheard about sex.

(48:27):
Yeah, there's just like that'slike not a reason to not.
No, you're right.
You're right.
Like, no.
No, you're right.
But there's there are thingsthat I think we traditionally
find comfort in, and now I'm noI'm starting to no longer find
comfort in those.
And like for me, I want to knowwhen my kid's going somewhere.
Do you have guns in the house?
Are those guns locked up?
I know there's laws, Michiganlaws, and like they are being

(48:48):
communicated out, but peopledon't follow them.
That's why we have issues.
Um, not just guns, but like, isthere alcohol?
Are there drugs in the house?
Are those put away?
Like, I'm not asking for likeperfection.
I'm just asking for like safety.

SPEAKER_01 (49:03):
That's what I want to see.
When you were growing up, likewhat was your what was your
parents' rule?
Like, did you did they go in andmeet like or like when you were
going to a friend's house, didyou did they have to meet your
friend's parents always?

SPEAKER_00 (49:15):
So we were the house that people came to.
Oh, sure.
Because we had the pool and likehad parties and stuff.
Um, I had one friend whose momwas kind of absent, so like she
didn't ever check into anything,and we were like a second home
to her.
But anywhere else, like myparents knew my friends' parents
from like sporting things.
Sure.
Because I didn't go to friends'houses until they were like
older.
Like middle, like high school?

(49:36):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like late mid or yeah.
So really it's just for birthdayparties, and a lot of birthday
parties then aren't at homes,you know.
That's true as well.
I forget that.
That a lot of people very much.
Very true.
Yeah, people go out.
Like, have we just forgottenlike etiquette on like that's a
good point?
Not forgotten etiquette, butlike we're getting more
comfortable just saying, goinside this home I've never been

(49:57):
in.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (49:59):
I'm really like, I didn't realize that was a thing.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I would never like whatabout sleepovers?

SPEAKER_00 (50:04):
Like, if you were to were you let your children go to
a sleepover, Elliot got invitedto one like two years ago, and I
said, I'm not comfortable withthat.
Definitely not.
And we came up with an excuse.
Yeah, I just like can't imagine.
And it was an older boy too, andI'm like, no.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
He met him on the bus.
Like, it was a last-minuteinvite, like it was okay.
Definitely not.
But yeah, it just it startled mein the sense of one, my first

(50:26):
thought is we're dropping kidsoff now, we're not staying.
Because anytime we used to dropthe kids off, we would at least
go in, feel it out, ask if wewere welcome to stay.
And they'd always say yes.
But then I would say, okay,well, it once I felt it out, I'd
be like, Okay, we're gonna gogrocery shop.
A lot of times that was real.
If you're listening and you'reone of the parents I've said
that to, anytime I've used it,it's real.

(50:47):
Yeah, I do have shit to do.
Yeah, I have shit to do.
Your house feels comfortable,you seem great.
I didn't see any guns layingout, anything like that.
Um, but I've always like walkedaround the house and seen who
else is there.
Are there older kids?
Are they related?
Are they neighbor kids?
Is this just like a neighborhoodeverybody's gonna run around in?
I don't want my child to have tofeel like they have to make

(51:08):
adult decisions when they're atsomeone else's house to be a
child.
Yeah.
So um did any of the kids herehave phones?
I don't know.
I mean, they brought like onebrought a gaming because it was
a gaming party.
Sure.
So they had access to like onebrought a tablet, one brought
the gaming system.
Maybe they have communicationmeans on that.
I didn't see any phones.
Um, I think eventually too, whenkids someone was telling me this

(51:32):
is another thought.
I'm pinning it in my head aboutphones at parties.
Um, but I don't know, it's weirdbecause we're in a world that we
want to be able to trust ourcommunity, right?
And like the the friends my kidshave, I want to trust their
families.
Yeah.
But I don't know if I can allthe time.
And like you should always bekind of questioning in the back

(51:53):
of your head.
Um, because here, like, we dohave guns, they're locked up,
they're in the safe, you know.
We have some hunting rifles, wehave a shot or a pistol.
Um, so just just some things I'mthinking about.
And then when um no one came upto the door, came in until like
at the end when one of theparents walked around back
because the kids decided to goin the pool.
Yeah, but that was the onlyparent that came up.

(52:15):
Huh?
That was the only guy who didthe only person who did.
That was the only person.

SPEAKER_01 (52:18):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (52:18):
Um, which again, I'm seriously like, no, no, it's
not.

SPEAKER_01 (52:21):
I mean, it is it it's just like an interesting
thing.

SPEAKER_00 (52:23):
It's an observation, it's more or less like a I don't
know protocol and etiquette.
And like it surprises me that mythought is I always want to see
inside the home.
Yeah.
Um, I don't care if it's clean,y'all.
I don't care, like, no, no, Idon't care.
But I do care about things thatI might see and that my kid
might see, you know, and I justwant to make sure I think that's

(52:46):
totally fair that it's anappropriate environment.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, so that today was just it itmade me think of that.
It made me think of when my kidsstart going to people's places.
Jason and I were talking, wewould love this to be a hangout
place, you know.
Um my house was like thatgrowing up.
Like we had friends over andthey felt comfortable in our

(53:06):
home, and I felt comfortablebeing in a home that could
provide that.

SPEAKER_01 (53:10):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (53:11):
So I'd love to be that for my friends' kiddos.
Um, today was really lovely.
And all y'all, I don't know howyou're handling it if you're a
parent, but I just hopeeverybody, yeah, let us know,
and I hope you're all beingcareful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I think some people,depending on their community and
like who they know and stuff andthe age of the kids, it all

(53:32):
makes a difference.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
Yeah.
It'll be interesting to see howlike as you get older, as the
kids get older, like how thatchanges.
I know.
And once they have licenses andlike at that point, it just is
what it is.
Bye bye.
Yeah.
You won't even see them.
Oh, sorry, I went from like onedirection to the other, but um

(53:54):
definitely weighs heavy latelywith a lot going on in the world
as it always is.
Okay.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (53:59):
I like I like that happen, that that conversation.
Yeah.
Interesting.

SPEAKER_00 (54:03):
Yeah.
Different take, right?
Different take.
Mm-hmm.
Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 (54:07):
Anything else?
You want to say that?

SPEAKER_00 (54:08):
No, I think those were my uh sometime.
I am gonna bring up thecategories of kissers.
I want us to like prepare this.
Yeah, yeah.
If if you're listening and youlike are like, ooh, I kissed
someone once and they were extrawhatever, fill in that blank,
send it our way.
Because I need to make I needlike a thinking board, like a
wall I can write on.

(54:29):
The more and more I think aboutit, we do need a whiteboard
here.

SPEAKER_01 (54:31):
How and then get up and like write on it as we
drink.
Oh, yeah.
No, write it on ahead of time.
Yeah, because I'm not about toopen it.

SPEAKER_00 (54:40):
Oh, but yeah, if you have a certain type of kisser in
your life, tell us.
If it's like a current kisser,maybe send it anonymously.
Like, I won't call you out forit, but if they see it, that
would be bad for you.
I for sure will put the name onit.

SPEAKER_01 (54:52):
Yeah, yeah.
Jason Carly said you're a badkisser.
I never said that's not true.
I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00 (54:56):
Not that she definitely's honestly like one
of the best.
Here we go.
Sorry, babe, you're like one ofthe best kissers.
You're like the best kisser.
What's she gonna say that you'rea bad kisser?
My ex-boyfriend, the one who umhe's not listening, I don't
care.
But Jason knows who he is.
Um, the one who I was datingwhen Jason and I were like
friends, like it ran in thatfriend group, and that's why
Jason and I know each other.

(55:18):
That guy, um, he told me Ididn't use like that I how did
he word it?
I'm gonna summarize.
Basically, that I wasn't usingmy tongue enough.
Interesting.
He liked it when the tongueswirls around the other tongue.
I don't know what that means.
More swirling.
I can't remember how youprovided that feedback.

(55:41):
You, but like you shouldn'thave.
That's all.

SPEAKER_01 (55:46):
No comments I think about years later.

SPEAKER_00 (55:48):
Like, just you use too much tongue.
There we go.
All these years I've beenholding that in.
I've been waiting for thispodcast for episode 41 to tell
him you used too much tongue.
You expected too much, too.
Oh you should have been moregrateful.
That's all.
Clapped it.
All right, truth or drink.

(56:09):
I can't drink my drink now.
I'm gonna have water, so when Ifinish this drink, I'm still
hydrated.

SPEAKER_01 (56:13):
Yeah.
Are you almost out of thatdrink?
A little bit.
Give me two.

SPEAKER_00 (56:19):
Down here.
Don't do this.
How far?
How far is yours?
It's like here.
Let me feel it.
No, no, no.
Let me feel it.
It's black cherry.
I'm not gonna have.

SPEAKER_01 (56:28):
No, CI.

SPEAKER_00 (56:29):
Alright, who's going first on these?
You go ahead.
What one are they?
They're the same.
I don't know.
Same ones, okay.
Last call and extra dirty.
Okay.
These are those, uh, thosecards.
What are they called?
Last call and extra dirty truthor drink.
Truth or drink.
The cold hard truth or a nicestiff drink.
Love that.
Okay.
Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 (56:47):
Extra dirty or last call?

SPEAKER_00 (56:49):
Extra dirty.
Of course.
Have you ever had a threesome?
Would you?

SPEAKER_01 (56:58):
Respect.
Yeah, I'll drink to that.
Um.
Oh, uh.
Do you think I'm too clingy orto demand too much attention?

SPEAKER_00 (57:10):
No, but I know it's one of your insecurities, and
you are not too clingy.
I don't perceive you as tooclingy or needing too much
attention.
Why'd you say it like that?
You you have yet to get surveyfeedback.
Maybe someone does.
I don't know.
Did you just put one aside?
I just wanted to grabbing theone you put up.
I set that one.
Yeah.
No, you are not too clingy.

(57:31):
You don't need too muchattention.
In fact, you try to makeyourself too like, I don't want
to bother people unless youstart bothering people.
Like live out loud, you know?
I feel like I do.
You do.
And I love you for it.
Last call.
What ethical boundaries are youhappy to cross?

SPEAKER_01 (57:50):
Oh let me think.
That's a good question.
What ethical boundaries?
Um, I'd probably kill for somepeople.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not a lot of people, but maybelike my niece.
I would depending on thesituation.
Yeah.
I would consider it.
I would probably consider it.
I I don't know.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 (58:10):
What about you?
I it depends because I thinkethical is some people view
certain things.
Like I have something I know Iwould do that a lot of people,
like 50% would be like, oh, likeif I needed to, you know, drive
someone across state lines forlike something.
Sure.
I would definitely, you know.
Yeah, that to me, yeah.
Yeah, like that kind of stuff.

(58:30):
Like, but that's not an ethicalquestion to me.
Like that's true.
If someone needs care, ahundred.
And they ask me, I will find it.
With that question.
Yeah.
As long as there's someone Ilike know I'm not driving
strangers.
Yeah.
Maybe I am.
I don't know the situation.
In my head, there are ethicalboundaries and there's no.
That to me is not one.

SPEAKER_01 (58:47):
That to me is like Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (58:49):
Yeah.
That's just like being acomedian.

SPEAKER_01 (58:52):
Healthcare is like.

SPEAKER_00 (58:53):
Healthcare is like important.

SPEAKER_01 (58:54):
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (58:56):
I thought that was a really good question.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (58:58):
I didn't realize it says like everybody answers on
here.
Like, oh it does?
No.
It says nothing.
Um have you ever done buttstuff?
If not, would you like to?

SPEAKER_00 (59:12):
I mean, sh my husband and I have explored in
many ways.
Yeah.
Why'd you say it like that?
I just didn't want to say we'reuh said yes or no question.
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay.
Yep.
Everybody answers.
Oh, I have I not.
No, no answers.

(59:32):
I have not no answer.
She has.
She has.
I mean, all signs point to.
Everybody else answers.
Oh.
This round's on me.
Extra dirty.
Where's the strangest place?
Everybody else answered?

SPEAKER_01 (59:48):
Yeah, mine says that too.

SPEAKER_00 (59:49):
Oh.
I didn't realize that.
So I didn't even have to answerthat one.
Apologize.
My honest ass over here beinglike, you've done that.
Everybody answers.
Where's the strangest placeyou've Had sex.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:01):
Strangest place.

SPEAKER_00 (01:00:02):
Strangest, which is it's always so interesting to
hear that.
Like, what is strange to oneperson is not would it be like
most risky?
Oh, good question.
Or is it like strange?
Like, probably not a lot ofpeople have done da-da-da.
Um, strangest.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:20):
This is so inappropriate.
Um I don't know that I can saymine.
No?

SPEAKER_00 (01:00:27):
Only because uh the person involved listens, or
yeah.
Okay.
Well do you know what mine is?
No.
You do.
I probably would.
I just can't think of any placesthat I would say are strange.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:41):
Um I uh um a workplace.
Oh, okay.
Strange?
Maybe not.

SPEAKER_00 (01:00:51):
Um, it's not strange, but like Did I have no
I can think of yours.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:58):
Oh, not I don't know if it did it say sex or what did
it say?

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:02):
Um where's the strangest place you've had sex?
Oh, like actual sex sex.
Yeah.
I wouldn't say that I've had alot of like strange place, but I
would say one of my friends along time ago, um, after her and
her husband had gone to thebeach, she like texted me or
left me a voicemail and said,like, would not recommend sex on
the beach.
Always sounds good until you'relike you got sand in your

(01:01:24):
asshole.
And I was like, Oh, good toknow.
I wouldn't do that.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:28):
That's not that can't be your answer because
that you didn't have sex on thebeach.

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:31):
I didn't.
No, I don't have I'll drink.
I don't know where's a strangeplace.
Outside.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:35):
You can't think of any place, but you didn't, it's
not like sex.
I don't want to say it, but likethink about a time where we were
on vacation.

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:43):
Yep, yep.
In a bathroom at a restaurant.
Totally.
Yep, there we go.
In a bathroom at a restaurant.
I always said I I never didthat.
Now I'm thinking about that.
I have.
Totally.
Yeah.
Look at me.
Have you Oh god.
Is this a last call or an extradirty?

(01:02:05):
Last call.
Last call, okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:06):
This is so dramatic.
Have you ever considered endingour relationship?
Yours and mine?
Stop.
And why?

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:13):
No, so there's no reason.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:15):
Imagine.

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:17):
I have a long list of reasons that I don't ever
want to end our relationship.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:20):
Okay.

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:21):
Because I love you.
What was the other one?
What's the most amount of moneyyou would lend me?
I mean, I only have so much.
It's gonna depend on the time ofyear for me.
Sure.
Where am I financially rightnow?
It would be a very small amount.
Like 50 bucks.
Like a hundred.
Sure.
Yeah.
I would probably never ask forthat, but okay.
Yeah.
I uh like if a friend needed ahundred bucks, I would hope they

(01:02:42):
would ask me though.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:44):
If I had it.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:45):
Yeah.
100 bucks I would lend you.
Yeah, like let me know.
I can probably do that, youknow?
Unless it's like right beforethe mortgage is due and like
bills were heavy, you know.
Some months are kind of tight,you know.
Last call.
Oh, what's the I hope you have agood answer for this one.

(01:03:07):
What's the most needlessly meanthing you've ever heard me say
about someone else?
Needlessly mean thing.
You've ever heard me say aboutsomeone else.
Um because sometimes I haveheard the things that come out
of my mouth and I'm like, did Ijust say that?
That was actually mean.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:28):
I don't know.
Needlessly mean.
I don't think it's needlesslymean.
Yeah.
No.

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:37):
Do you feel like there's anything like needlessly
mean?
I feel like there are some timesI'm like a little petty and I'm
like, Yeah, but it's notneedless.
You're right.
It fills my soul for thatmoment.
I don't think, yeah, I can'tthink of anything.
Well, I feel better.
There was A, by the way, if youwanted to read what that one
was.
That's the one you read theother day, I think, when you
were flipping.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:56):
Quite literally today.
That's the one you said theother day.
The day's literally like themoments.
No.
I think there are some maybesome moments that I could
probably stop drinking.
You're just young right now, youknow.
Yeah, I'm living.
I'm literally spiraling to theend of 2025, and I'm gonna Then
we're gonna pick it up.
You know, I'm gonna go hard in2026.
25 in the year 2025.

(01:04:17):
Yeah.
And then in 2026, I'm reallygonna lock in 2026.
After Christmas.

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:26):
No, no, no, not in 2026.
Um I feel like I could ask youA, but you're not gonna answer
it or know what to say.
I might.
Okay.
What problem do I think I Ithink or you think?
Hold on.
What problem do I think I'msuccessfully hiding from
everyone, but is actuallycompletely obvious?

(01:04:47):
Oh.
Do I think I'm so what problemdo you think?
Because it can't be I think,it's you answering.
Okay.
That you think you aresuccessfully hiding from
everyone.
I think I'm successful.
It's not for me, it's for you.
We're reading them to eachother.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:04):
Oh, I don't think I'm successful hiding any
problems.
I think I'm very obviously amess.
I don't think I'm hidinganything.
Yeah.
You're not, you're not a mess.
I'm a Carly.
You're having I think I'm sorry,I'm hiding it from maybe like
people.
Yeah.
But like if you if if we talkregularly, like every day, like
there's nothing I'm hiding fromKelsey or you.

(01:05:24):
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's just nothing.
No.
Okay.
Clearly.
You it is what it is.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:31):
I hate that expression.
It is what it is, though.
It is what it is.
The other question on here wasdo you see us as equals?
No.
No, I don't.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:41):
Why not?
Um, I think you're way above me.
What are you talking about?
Ew.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:49):
Ew.
What do you mean ew?
Rejected.
No.
Next card.
Ew.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:02):
That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:04):
I'm just gonna start saying that when I don't like
something you say, ew.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:11):
So much better than me.
That's really crazy.

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:21):
Jason and I side note on how I met your mother.
Marshall and Lily talk about theReacher and Sedler thing.
You know, which one is?
Sometimes this is the mostunnecessary mean thing I do say.
Sometimes Jason and I, whenwe're out and we're when we're
in the out for the first time ina long time, um, we will ask
each other, like, who do youthink is a reacher and who's the

(01:06:41):
settler?
Between you two?
No, in a relationship around us,just based on a conversation we
hear or something distinct,right?
Something will have had tohappen and we're like, which
one?
Like, if someone's mean tosomeone, if they're nice to
someone, if whatever, who's thepushover?
And uh, I think it was at PFChang's the other night that we
just did this again.
Like, which one's a reacher?

(01:07:03):
So when you said how youanswered just now, I'm like, no,
no.
It's it's the Reacher Sedlerconversation.
Yeah, no, it's very okay, nocrazy.
I am so majorly fortunate tohave you in my life.
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:19):
Uh okay.
There is no rebuttal to that.
Period.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:24):
All right, which one did you choose?
Um, it's extra dirty.
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:29):
Um I know the answer to that one.
I'm not gonna.
Okay.
How confident are you in youroral sex skills?
And how do you know?
Confident feedback.
Confident, not very confident?
10 out of 10.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:43):
Oh, damn.
Oh, yeah, I'm very confident inI got this.
Yeah, I have no.
I am not drinking today.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:53):
All right.
Yup.
Yup.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:57):
Oh my god.
These are two really goodquestions I'm asking both of
them.
Okay.
Do you think I'm good parentmaterial?
Yeah.
Thanks.
You've said that before, so Iknow your answer.
But like, whenever I feel likeI'm a shit parent and I tell
you, you're like, no, thatsounds pretty normal.
Like, I would be losing my mindtoo.
Um, what thing do I love thatyou absolutely hate?
Oh, there's so many things.

(01:08:18):
Are you swapping cards, bitch?
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:20):
Because I'm interested to see what question
you pick.
Um what thing do you love that Ihate?
Yeah.
There's so many things.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:28):
There's so many, right?
I mean like double eggs.
Um the orientation of toiletpaper.
I love it when it goes over.
Um, there's so there's so manythings.
Yeah, there's so many things.
That's gotta be another like.
Yeah.
That's like a whole thing.
That's not a good thing.
Yeah, we'll set that.
That's uh Gemini.
Yep, I'll leave it face up.
Yep.
Um two more cards left.

(01:08:49):
Is that it?
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:50):
Your last one's yours.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:51):
We're almost to last call, y'all.
Have you uh Okay.
Um have you ever paid for porn?
I imagine the answer is no.
I don't think so.
I'm just trying to think.
Like, is there any time?
No.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:08):
Do you know where your G spot is?
Yes.
Are you sure?
That's also in the question.
I think.
You think, so you don't know.

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:16):
I even know.
I know.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:18):
Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:21):
Alright.
This is extra dirty, and she'snot gonna answer it.

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:31):
I'm just curious.

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:32):
You know what I'm picking.
Describe the present state ofyour pubic hair.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:39):
I'm not gonna answer it.

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:41):
Let's just drink to that one.
Let's just let's just cheers toCarly.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:44):
Sorry, I just remembered.

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:46):
The cheersing man.
Yes.
Sorry, you left this in amessage, and I never asked you.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:50):
It's the same man that I went on a date with was
put like on Thursday.
He cheers me like He's a weirdo.

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:55):
We knew that.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:57):
He cheers me like 17 times.

SPEAKER_00 (01:09:59):
So you're out, where were you?

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:00):
At Hopcat.

SPEAKER_00 (01:10:02):
And he he's like, cheers to that, cheers to that,
cheers to that.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:05):
17 times.
I totally forgot about that.
That's weird.
I should have fucked.
I should have known.
Same drink, or were they all newdrinks?
No, same drink.
We'd only ordered one round ofdrinks.
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, nah.
What?
And even like after the round ofdrinks, like we stayed after we
like finished our food.
I didn't even finish my food.
I like got my few meals.

SPEAKER_02 (01:10:21):
Like, uh huh.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:22):
I had half my sandwich and was like, alright.
We're still there for like anhour and a half talking.
Stop.
I'm like, oh my god, please.

SPEAKER_00 (01:10:31):
Please, no.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:33):
Let's go.
He's drinking so slow.
And what do you have to cheersabout?
It was like nothing.
It was random shit.
Like, huh?
We're talking about travel, andhe was like, Well, we've decided
our next trip.
Cheers to that.

unknown (01:10:46):
Okay.

SPEAKER_00 (01:10:47):
He, I think he doesn't like art that's trying
too hard because it is how hefeels inside about himself.
He tries too hard.
Let's cheers a bunch.
Let's like talk about this artthat we hate.
Let's like.
Such um I just what did you callhim?
Um I don't know.
Shit.
You said a great word earlier,and I was like that.
Yeah.

(01:11:07):
I don't know.
Yeah.
Miserable.
I'm sorry.
Miserable.
You're a miserable man.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:12):
He's gonna make some girl so happy someday.
I don't know.
It's not gonna be me.
He's not gonna be me.
I also hated his outfit, butwhat was the like top thing?
About what?
His outfit.
That I hated?
Mm-hmm.
Oh god, so much.
Um also the man I went on a datewith last night, his shirt was
not backwards.
Like inside out.
I know.
That's like really crazy.

SPEAKER_00 (01:11:33):
Maybe he showed up after a different date.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:37):
Imagine.
Imagine.
I would lose my fucking mind ifI found that out.
Uh-huh.
Cause, huh?
Didn't you go on two dates oncein one day?
Let me stop.
I'm talking shit.
Let me stop.
I've definitely done I've goneon three dates in one day.
You're right.
Let me stop.
But I didn't, I didn't like haveyeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:11:56):
There was no reason that your shirt would have been
on inside out, huh?

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:01):
That would be crazy.
My gosh.
I've wondered.
Now I'm so curious.
That absolutely could be what'sgoing on.
Let's send a survey to him now.
Oh my god.
I did mention the survey.
I might send him a survey.
I'm gonna send him the survey.
But then ask, have you ever?
Oh my god, I'm gonna send himthe survey.

SPEAKER_00 (01:12:15):
All right.
Oh, that was so loud.
I'm so sorry.
I keep throwing things violentlyon this table.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:21):
Um we're good.
Okay.

SPEAKER_00 (01:12:23):
Is that a wrap?

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:24):
That's a wrap on episode 41.
Yeah, right?
41?

SPEAKER_00 (01:12:28):
Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:29):
Thank you so much for tuning in to episode 41 of
Make It to Wednesday.
We are your hosts.
I'm Carly.
And I'm Carla.
If you like what we're doinghere, feel free to like and
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Give us a thumbs up.
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SPEAKER_00 (01:12:48):
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We did lie.
We're liars.
Not on purpose, but like No, no,no.
We told you we missed a certainURL.
We misspoke.
Because our email and our URLdon't match.
Yeah, and that's my bad.
It's it's my bad.
Honestly forgot.
Uh so if you want to visit ourwebsite, it's
makeittoWednesday.com.
Perfect.
I'm not sure.
And our email ismakeittoWednesdaypod at

(01:13:10):
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Was that a question?
I think.
I think I'm saying it as aperiod, like a period at the
end.
I don't know.
Statement.
So, anyways, visit our website,visit our website or email us.

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