The Showmance from Hell - BB27 Week 5

Welcome to Big Bro Club, this week we're suffering through the worst showmance ever

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is up?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
We are back in the Big Bro club.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Listen, guys, I think that this is the best week
of Big Brother yet this season. I see a lot
of people online I don't think they're happy with this season. Yeah,
but I've been having a blast. I can definitely see
how it could have been boring without this week. This
week has been super awesome. Yeah, people.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I mean, I think, especially after the events of this week,
people are upset about stuff that's going on. But I'm like,
I love it. I love the chaos. I'm enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Heck you, dude. I think I saw tag.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Her take was that she said she likes this cast,
but she doesn't think they work, like all of them
together don't work, like it's a puzzle.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
That doesn't fit. Yeah. I can see that because I
get there and I'm probably start yelling in a little bit.
But there's moments, there's moments that happen in these episodes
where it's like survivor where I actually care so much
that I was getting riled up.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah it's happening. But we're both Big Bro pilled now
we are.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
We're getting We're getting Big Bro pilled, which sounds like
we're really into like Joe Rogan or something. Yeah, no,
it's a big brother.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, we are into a reality television show, not elk meat.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
All right, let's jump in with episode thirteen, and.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Then we immediately got an explosion that we all knew
was coming. Riley and Mickey moon Beam. Riley, he's really
mad at Mickey. What did you think about this? I
thought he seemed insane.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, I mean, I understand being upset, but there's a
certain it's just like, hey, at what point are you like, hey, dude,
it's you're on camera, like stop and then she.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
For her to have to say, like, hey, stop yelling
at me. Like the rage in his eyes it looked
like he was gonna excuse something, but he's gonna burn
the house down.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah. Here's the thing that I think a lot of
guys don't realize is even if in your friend group
or your your personal wife, you're not seen as like
a scary person. You're not a threat, you know what
I mean? In a different situation, if you're a guy
and you're like towering over someone, they could be very scared.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, and you have chest tattoos and a low IQ.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
And apparently a son that you don't pay child support
for Oh yep, I don't know. I'm just seeing stuff
on Twitter. Man, I'm not a journalist.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Hey, but speaking of all the rumors being true Catherine
and Riley, whoa, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Catherine says that he is the epitome of a beautiful soul.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Dude, this is the showmance from hell.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah it is. This is a nightmare, dude.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
All the clips that we've seen, like Robin Amber, it
was cute. It was cute the whole time. Everyone Amber,
Robin Amber, everybody loved it.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
And there's none of that.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
There's there's nothing cute about what's going on with Riley
and Catherine.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's very Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I mean, I just don't understand how she could be
attracted to the the energy that he presents in those clips.
But you know what, maybe maybe I just haven't been
in the room with Riley. Maybe if I was, I
would think he was the greatest person ever.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
You gotta be in the room where it happens, where
it happens.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
If I was on the couch where it happens, or
wherever they were the swing or whatever, maybe I realize
how moonbeam Riley is so dreamy.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
But I just I don't know. I don't see it.
I don't see it at all.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Let's talk about Kelly a little bit o our favorite
or your favorite, I don't know, definitely not mine.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I like Kelly, I don't. I wouldn't say she's my
favorite in the house. But I don't think anyone can
deny that she's been one of the most like dynamic players.
I mean, she's constantly getting put up on the block,
constantly taking herself off. It's fun to watch, it's very entertaining,
I'll say that.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
But she's not feeling good because her current alliance, you know,
after the last vote, it didn't go how she wanted,
and she has decided that for this week, the Kelly
Coaster is off. She does not want on the block
because it's her birthday.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, And what's insane to me is Mickey looks at
her and goes, I have no intentions of putting you
on the block on your birthday.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yes, spoiler alert, she puts her on the block birth
I think because Mickey got access to a phone. She
she saw the Kelly Coaster bit and she's like, how
funny would it be? Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, So I think that's what our clips and was like,
we need to we need to double down on this.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
But then after the Kelly stuff, tell us about Riley's
baby face turn. Oh my god, because that's what it was, right,
I mean, that's that's what it was presented as.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
He's just walking around the house crying. He's twenty seven
years old. Yeah, he's acting like he's nineteen. I mean
even at nineteen, I'd be like, guy, get a grip.
I mean, I know we're young, but that's how I
was talking at nineteen. I was walking around like, guys,
I know we're young, but get a grip. No, it's
like he's older than us.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, And it's like, yeah, I'm sorry you got your
robe taken away, dude, but it's not worth it.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Acting like this is his big thing is that he
doesn't get his letters from home, right, But it's like man.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, and then Mickey got that really nice letter from
her mom.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
But then he does the face turn or whatever where
he's like, Mickey, well, you come over here so I
can give you a hug too, yep, and he's I
love you, Mickey, and she's like I love you too.
And this whole house is like a toxic friend group
where they obviously can't stand each other, but they're always
walking around like I love you, I love you.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I noticed that with Keanu too. It's like there ain't
a challenge. Keanu is publican I meannumber one. But you
know during the ASMR hug time, it's like everybody everybody's
buddy buddy. Maybe it's just drive me up the wall.
It might be just because the emotions run so high.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, almost like these people twenty four to seven for
a month. Yeah, they've been in there for over a
month now, and so it's like I understand feeling close
to them.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
But but at the end of the day live feeds
be damned. Riley's a babyface.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I couldn't state it. I was like, this show knows
what it's doing. Everyone's get mad. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
They were giving him the like I've changed music behind
what he was saying.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Another person I can't stand Jimmy. He uh. At one
point he's talking to Mickey and he goes, Hey, I'm
not upset because i know I'm safe this week.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
The second he said that, I looked at my phone
because I was watching my phone. I was like, uh oh.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
And then Keanu, this is the point in the show
where Mickey's having conversations with people about who's gonna go up, right, So, yeah,
she talks to to Riley and she's like telling him
that he's gonna go up and he has no issue
with it. He's like, I will protect Catherine and I'll

(07:17):
take the bullets for her, and if I go home
this whatever, I found the love of my life.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Man, we got to talk about this because this guy
is such an idiot. Listen to this. She tells him, Look,
if you win the Power of Veto, do not take
yourself off the block, because if it comes between you
and Keanu, Keanu's gonna go home, right, But if you

(07:43):
take yourself off the block, I'm gonna have to put
someone else up, maybe Catherine. And he's like, man, no,
I can't let that happen. I can't let that happen. Dude.
If you use the power of Veto on yourself, then
you can take yourself off the block, and if Catherine
comes up, you can can troll. No one's voting for Catherine.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Right, nobody's voting for Blockbuster.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
But here's the thing. If you leave yourself on the
block and you don't win the big bro Blockbuster or whatever,
you could go home. So it's like either way, Oh
my god. It was so stupid.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
He's just so in love with Catherine that that's all
he was thinking about in the decision making process.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Ye yeah, he's oh man, he needs to put a
cowboy hat on the head he's been thinking with But
and then Mickey goes, thanks man, thanks man, I appreciate it.
Then Mickey goes to Kelly and she's like, hey, same
same deal. If you win the power of Veto, don't

(08:45):
take yourself off the block. And Kelly's like, what are
you talking about?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Kelly had the normal person response for once to something.
Kelly's the voice of reason.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
It would have been really funny if if Mickey was like, well,
if you know, if you come off the block, I
might have to put but someone else, I like Catherine,
and she's like, good, put Catherine up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
And then Keanu's conversation with Mickey was the funniest one
of all because they're both like, yeah, we know what's up.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I'm going up on the block. It is what it is.
Good day, yeah is. And I probably end up getting
frustrated later on because something happens at the VETO competition
that really made me sad for Katu and but this
is the perfect example of Keanu's not being like some
of the other players in this house where he doesn't

(09:32):
understand what game they're playing. Yeah, right, Like he's like, hey,
I get it, it's the game. I'm at the bottom.
I'll see you on the block, no hard feelings. But
then you put someone else, not even on the block,
you just like nominate them and they fly off the handle,
And then I thought we were friends, and it's like, whoa,
this is a game. I mean later on someone even

(09:54):
says I think it was Ava. Ava goes you know, hey,
I'm not the one that said that I was gonna
pick everyone body off one by one, and it's like,
that's what the game is.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
But the game is also being a politician. That was
his Howard Dean scream yeah tanks his election.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
James, what a deep cut dude? You talking about politics from.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Ten to fifteen years ago, two thousand and five or something,
I don't know, two thousand and three.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Dang. If this was on the making the merde Show,
I would have been like, what's that? But I know
what that is?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, And big brother Chase is smart. That's I'm a historian. Yeah,
it's a different character. So up next is the Veto
comp picks, right, Yeah, and it's it's Rachel who gets
picked and also Morgan.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah. So the total players are Keanu, Riley, Kelly, Mickey, Rachel, Morgan.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
And Mickey's like this is great. It's basically five on one.
Surely he won't win. Well he will, and he don't
call him surely man another bar from Chase.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah. So the Veto competition. Before we even get to
the rules, Ava falls down, which was so funny. Ava
falls that? Where was that?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh, this is going to the challenge we're just walking Yeah,
I was thinking of it, like the two other times
she's fallen in the show, which she just seems to
be a clumsy person.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, like earlier in the episode she spits all over herself.
She was like talking to just spit all over.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh yeah, that's when she was with Rachel in the
hammock they're talking about t shirts.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, she's awesome. Everything Ava does is the best. So, yes,
it's the power of Veto Competition. And here's the rules.
You have to navigate the sidewalk of tiles by only
stepping on the green tiles. If you step on a
red one and your entire sidewalk turns red, you have
to start over. The first to successfully navigate the sidewalk

(12:09):
moves on to the next round. Tournament style, this was
a really fun challenge. Yeah, I enjoyed.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
It was like squid games basically.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah. I think there was like a there was a
game show on Nickelodeon when I was a kid that
was essentially the same thing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I mean if there was like a trap door every
time they got it wrong, that would have been a little.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Bit more fun. Yeah, that would have Yeah, it was
still a good time. It was really awesome. So because
its tournament style is broken up on one on one rounds.
The first round was Keanu versus Mickey. Keanu wins with
a time of two minutes and forty nine seconds. Next
up was Morgan versus Rachel. Uh pro gamer Morgan sucks

(12:52):
at this game. Yep. You think that they would be
right up her alley.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
If it was an FPS competition that may.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When's the Black Ops two cop?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
When do I get to go to Nuketown?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Rachel beats Morgan with a time of two minutes and
thirty two seconds. Rachel looked good. I thought she might
win the quickest time out of all the beginning rounds.
Then it was Kelly versus Riley. Riley wins by seconds.
They both did a really good job, but Riley wins
two minutes fifty two seconds. Next up we have Keanu

(13:34):
versus Riley. The winner, we'll go into the finals against Rachel.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, because Rachel got the automatic buye for being the quickest.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yes, uh, ke dude is a beast. I don't think
they should make a hype at it with what Vince
was saying about Keanu during this challenge where he's like
he's like Rachel's panic in running back and forth. Riley
was panic and running back and forth. But Keanu just meticulous,

(14:04):
like Michael Meyer, is always just walking at this slow,
methodical pace. He doesn't even he's eerily slow. And it
really was like at one point I was like kenn
like pick up the pace, but no matter what, He's
just barely moving and just making his way down the lane.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
And then Moonbeam, Riley kept getting to the last one
and over and over and over again. Could not remember
the very last step.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Moonbean. Riley was so good at this game, like so
good at the game, Keanu hadn't even gotten halfway and
Riley was all the way. At the last tile, he
kept stepping on the wrong one over and over like
five or six times. It's not like it was just
like he panicked and did it twice, like it was
way too many times. That was when I was like, this,

(14:50):
dude's a moron. He's been stepped on by too many bulls. Yeah,
that could be what it is. Yeah, I don't know,
we're not journalists, no, but yeah, Keanu win. Keanu wins.
He goes into the finals against Rachel. It's not even close.
Keanu is a beast. And that's when no one cheers.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, I wrote down Keanu wins hilarious because.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
He won.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
And then it was just complete silence. Every time somebody
wins something, everybody gives them like pity clap, congratulations.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah dude, nothing, It's dead silent. And I mean that
would set me off to Keanu is obviously very upset
because it probably hurts your feelings. Like it's one thing
to be at the bottom and to be constantly put
on the block, but now it's to the point where like,
oh well, now just me playing the game. It's not fun, like,

(15:50):
no one is Like, he has nobody on his side,
not one person, and that sucks. Dude. I feel so
bad for him.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
And this is where you got super worked up.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, dude, like my notes, I'm not gonna go as
hard as I win in my notes because in my
notes I got really upset. Yeah, but like at this point,
I was like, Yo, everyone sucks, Champ. I thought it
was really funny.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
I didn't really I didn't feel bad for him like
you did because it was just such a funny moment
to me.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Well, yeah, it's hilarious, but it's still like that's a
person though.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, it's a person that nobody wanted to win because
he was gonna be the unanimous vote. And then against
all the odds, he beats everybody that would have kept
one on one the same one on one insanity and
then tell us the best moment of all.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
So then he's upset. Ava is not saying anything. She's
in shock. He looks at it and he goes, I
believe you have a prompt. This is where I became over.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, ball, that was the moment that I became a
Keanu fan. And incredible stuff I believe you have a
prompt is such a badass thing to say. And if
I was Ava, I think I thought Ava's response was
a little bit much. I would have just kind of

(17:12):
jabbed him back.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, and really yeah, but I think and she even
mentions this, I think she just she might just have
some sort of like a history of people treating her poorly.
I think yeah, because she immediately was just like, just
because I look like this doesn't mean you can talk
to me that way. And I was like, well, hold on,
he didn't say anything about how you look you did
him wrong. Everyone was just addic to Keanu. Yeah, you're

(17:38):
not the victim here, and you know, but.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
She she admitted that later where she's like, look, I've
gotten I get stuff like that a lot, so I
have to defend myself. And so it was just like
a knee jerk response from her based off which is
stuff that had happened.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Totally fine, totally understandable because that was an intense thing
to happen. Yeah, oh man. Uh yeah, but I was
about to give him the biggest congratulations. No she wasn't.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
They all, yeah, it's completely silent, yeah dude.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Uh And then and then then we get a compilation
of everyone just like dogging on Keanu. Rachel goes he's
arrogant and smug. He's on the bottom.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
You can you can see where that's coming from a
little bit though with the just the way that I
know he's on the bottom, but the way he's handled
being on the bottom is very confrontational.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
What are you supposed to do when it's like so
clear that everyone wants you gone, and it's not like
it's just been a couple of days. It's not like
Survivor where it's like, whoa, that was a rough week
last week when I thought I was going home. It's
been thirty days of everyone being like, we got to
get Keanu out. Its rooting actively against him. Yes, that's
a lot like Keanu is my king, my BDSM king,

(18:54):
the dungeon Master. He is the greatest other player of
all time. I've only ever seen this season. But I
think everyone will rally with me when I say that
is the one, the only, the greatest big bro in
the b R O T H E R. Man.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
This this really is becoming your new Survivor. That's the
kind of energy we get from from Chase in the
middle of a Survivor season. Yeah, man, Keanu really won
me over. But yeah, I think you're on an island
with that. I liked the I believe you have a
prompt thought. That was awesome, Like one of my favorite
lines of the whole season. Outside of that, I'm not
a big Keanu fan whatever. All right, moving on, So, uh,

(19:36):
Kyanu at Ava talk. Immediately after he apologizes, he breaks down.
He's very sorry, which it was a cool line. I
don't think he needs to be. I think, well, he's
sorry about how she reacted. Yeah, and she consoled him,
or at least, you know, it was acting like she was.
And then to the camera, she's like, this, give me
a break. You yelled at me and then I gotta

(19:56):
console you.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Which was fair. He's started crying, but I think he
just felt bad because he didn't mean to be harsh.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
But he's everybody was quiet. He wasn't that harsh either.
It was Yeah, it's Keana's best moment. So Riley's going
to bat to try to keep Catherine. Yeah, and Mickey,
she's in the diary room explaining why she doesn't want
to put up Katherine. And it made sense to me
because the target would be bigger on Mickey after that

(20:27):
than it would be on on Riley or Catherine if
they didn't go home. And then Rachel is in the room.
I forgot who all she was with, but she floats
putting up Vince and and Mickey was intrigued. Yeah, well
Vince wasn't in the room. Vince starts spiraling later because

(20:48):
Vince talks to Mickey and he without hearing any of this,
He's just convinced that it was him.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
He's going home. Yeah, He's like, she won't look at me.
In hindsight, it does very much look like it was
either gonna be Vince or the person that goes home.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
But then he geniusly takes the heat off of him
by leaking that Jimmy was going behind their back and
creating different alliances. And then basically Mickey's decision is between
Vince and Jimmy, the two brothers.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
And yes, yeah, the two twin brother the secret twin brothers. Jimmy.
We keep getting shots of him in the house. He's
wearing pit vipers. Yep. The audacity that this man came
for Rachel's style when he just walks around the house
where and bandanas and pit vipers and the weirdest stuff.
But then what's insane is later on, right before it's

(21:45):
time to make denominations, Keanu tells that same group the
same story that Vince told them, so it like corroborated
the story identically. So now it pretty much just set
in stone, like, oh, Jimmy is flipping on us, yes, uh.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
And then Mickey tells Jimmy pretty much his name's out
there and that she's considering it. Yeah, and his world
just it looked like it shattered. He couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah. One of the funniest things that happens at the
nomination ceremony is she's she's trying to put her makeup
on right before the nomination ceremony. She's panicking. She gets
she gets Jimmy in there last second. She goes, hey,
I've considered putting your name up. I just wanted to
give you a heads up so that way you're not blindsided,
you know, blindsided right before it happens. Yeah, and he's

(22:39):
he's spiraling, He's like why why why. She's like, it
just you know a lot of people floated your name.
It just kind of what makes sense. Then at the
nomination ceremony, she nominates him and goes, I nominated this
person because I don't respect your game, and it's like, WHOA,
are we trying to be friends here or not?

Speaker 2 (22:55):
We're not Keanu Kelly, Jimmy, Keanu Kelly and Jimmy. I
was I was really thinking it was gonna be Keanu,
Kelly and Vince, and then you know, Vince, he really
he saved himself and.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
He's a man. He is an unemployed little rat dude.
He knows how to get his way out of any situation.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
He's he's a weasel, you know, Brand's little weasels might
be down a member, but I've got a new weasel
on my team. Uh oh, I guess he's been a
weasel the whole time. So in the next episode, Jimmy's.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Pissed, yeah, and so is Rachel. Rachel is sobbing yeah, Like, hey, man,
I hate to say it about Rachel. I think I
think our goat is washed. Whoa I mean, I hasn't
done anything, but I think she tries to do fails, but.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
People are scared of the idea of her.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Still, which is very true. But how much longer? How many?
How many times do you make Superman bleed before you
realize he's just a man.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I don't watch movies, so I don't know. I go
three for three on board Chef three for three. So
Rachel talks to Will and they're they're trying to save Jimmy.
Because Rachel and Will are like, why would she do this?
Why Jimmy was a number for us? They didn't see
the deception, or at least they didn't believe it to

(24:22):
be true. Maybe right, or they just don't know about it. Yeah, yeah,
that could also be a part of it. Let's talk
about The show Man's from Hell a little bit more.
Oh God, every time they're on screen, it's a tough
watch and like, and while they're trying to kiss for
the first time, we then get Ava.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I woke up in a New Boo Gotti and she's
she's rocking, rocking on a head, having a great time.
She calls it her magic carpet ride.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, it's like, thank god she was there for that scene.
Otherwise it would have just been them and it would
have been awful. But Ava was there. Ava saved the day.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
So uncomfortable, Like, I don't know if it's the way
that they're editing these scenes or if it's just them.
But it's like, I'm watching this and I'm like, I've
seen showmance's on reality before, it's never been this strange. Yeah.
I think it's just the intensity of the way that
he stares at her. It's like a serial killer, bro.
And then and then she's she's just looking all sweet

(25:20):
and he's just looking at her like she's a piece
of meat. I hate it it, really.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
I think yesterday I texted you that the Showmance makes
me want to commit terrorism against.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I meant that vaguely.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
So the second plane has hit the Big Brother House, No,
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I'm not gonna do anything to the Big Brother House
or anybody involved. I'm just gonna go, like destroy a
mailbox or something. Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, my own mailbox.
So it's okay, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna commit terrorism against
myself and my property.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Heck yeah, dude, I think you're confusing terrorism for vandalism.
But I I'm gonna do it with a boy whoa
Oh okay, nice, Yeah, I'm on board. Yeah. Jimmy man, uh.
Jimmy is talking with Rachel and Will about the Big
Brother Blockbuster Competition, The what the BBB b C w

(26:22):
C the Big Blockbuster Competition with Chase.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
The bbbb cw C with Chase, Yes.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
That would be everybody's favorite part.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Wait, I said, bbbb cw C with Chase, that would
be the bbbb cw C.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
W C.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Because you you doubled up on the C w C S. Yeah. Anyway,
So Jimmy's talking and he's like, they don't know what
they just awoke in me right now? And dude, this
guy is always saying stuff that is just so embarrassing
unless he delivers, and he never delivers. If you was

(27:00):
this the Big Brother Blockbuster, the bbbbw CWC, uh, then like,
what did they awaken you? Jimmy? What did you? Why
are you not doing these one liners like you're Sylvester
Stallone in an action movie when you do nothing.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Here's the thing, though, Rachel and Jimmy were both supremely
confident that he was gonna win without even knowing what
the challenge was. For some reason, they were just like, yeah,
against Kelly and Riley, of course, Jimmy is gonna win.
And they were like they really thought it was gonna happen.
But uh, they so Will and uh and who is

(27:36):
it Ashley and Will? They're trying to keep Jimmy at
all costs, and then they try to get Zack in
on it, and Zach was pretty much like, well, we'll see,
let's see how this blockbuster goes.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
It's insane because Zach has become one of like the
only smart people in It's like at the beginning he
was a moron, but now he's just like yeah, but uh.
And it's like everyone is really upset with Mickey at
this point, Like we get this kind of compilation of
all of these people talking about how upset they are
with Mickey for putting Jimmy up on the block, and

(28:09):
it's like, guys, last week it was all I'm so
sick of everybody doing the same thing every week, putting
the same nominations up every week. And now just because
Mickey puts Jimmy on the block, it's like, well, why
didn't she just put the same people on the block.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
But it was because they looked at Jimmy as a number,
as like one of their ass and that that was
the reason.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, but it's just he's so flippy floppy, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, I mean, and then Rachel is pissed off at
Vince just because Jimmy went on the block instead of him,
and he can feel it like Rachel wanted Vinnie up
there so bad.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I know that Ava's the aura reader, but I think
Vince has done the best job of reading everybody.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah, but then you know, Vince and Jimmy the twins
have a conversation and it it was really bizarre to me,
like did you or were you surprised by what Jimmy
said when he told Vince, like I have a level
of trust with you that I don't have with anybody
else in this game.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
I just assume that he's full of shit, like he
just says this to everybody. So I didn't even write
it down because I was just like, it's just him
doing I can't stand him. Yeah, Like it's to the
point where it's not even like a reality show anymore.
Like if I ever saw him, I would probably just
be like, hey, man, I hate you. I wanted him
to stay. No, I actually I want him to go

(29:31):
so bad. In fact, I was terrified because I really
thought Kelly was going home because I thought I saw
some sort of spoiler and I was like I cannot
believe that the Kelly cycle is over.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, Okay, Ultimately, I guess it's better that we have
the Kelly cycle. Then we can milk that for more
TikTok views.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Shout out to Tick. Then whatever Jimmy does his pre
written one liners that were done already on Drag Race
in twenty ten, he has no entertainment value.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, the drag Race thing, it's unforgivable.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
It is. It is an unforgivable sin in the Big
Brother House or in any house especially. I'll tell you
it's a sin in my house. You can't steal drag.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Queen lunch, amen, or at least you got to give
credit to the original artist Brother exactly.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
You have to cite your sources if you're gonna quote
drag Queen in this house.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, but I was hoping that Riley was going to
go home when I that was on the initial nominations,
because then we would be set free from the showman's hell,
and then Catherine would have enough time in the house
to forget about him, and then it's not even a
thing after the game, hopefully.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah. I at this point, I just hope he proposes
at the live show like I hope this just becomes
more of a dumpster fire. Yeah, he floated it to
where Actually, you know, this is a perfect moment before
we get into the BBBBW, CWC, whatever. Let's talk about
what we've been say online from these live feeds when

(31:01):
it comes to Riley. Yes, should we give our top
three uncomfortable Riley moments? Real?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Ques Chase, please do? And then and then we could, uh,
you know, put it up online with the video. So
all right, top three moments, Yeah, if we can find.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Number three has got to be the unedited version of
when they're sitting on the couch together while Ava's on
the hammock and they're about to kiss for the first
time and there's just this uncomfortable staring at each other
that is uncomfortable. It's not a crime. The next two
we might have to call somebody.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
The second is when he's on a different couch with
Catherine and just kind of like the blanket comes off
and you could see some stuff yep, and he kind
of directs everyone to it. There there was a there
was a brick in the Big Brother House. And then

(32:00):
the number one and I don't know if maybe we
were getting pranked by edits or something. But I cannot
imagine that this was real, but I think it was
Number one. He's in the shower and we just started
hearing some noises and he just like picks his hands
up and looks at the camera and starts laughing.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, but maybe we should just leave it at here's
some noises, so that we could post this and not
get exactly Yeah, dude, what is happening? Something flopping around
in there? You last week we were talking about or no,
it was on cook Islands. We were talking about something
flopping around and it carried over this week. Dude, it's

(32:41):
just we we gotta do some about this guy. This
guy is like, uh, is.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
It safe to say that he's more evil than the Mastermind? Yeah? Who?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Where is the Mastermind? How did you just go a
wall from multiple Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Just gone.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I guess he's so upset that his accomplice went home.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Or maybe he's like, you know what, Riley's doing a
great job. We'll just let him tear everybody. Yeah, they're
from the same place. Hell uh, all right, it's time
for the bbbb CWC guys. This competition is called safe Crackers,
which is what all of these competitors are trying to become.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yep, we got three whites in a competition called safe Crackers. Uh.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
You have to place a ball into the combination maze.
If you can get your ball into the three correct spots,
you win. Here's what I dislike about the Big Brother
Blockbuster competition with Chase. I hate how dead quiet the
competition is. There's like no narration over it, and so
it's just them just dead quiet playing and it's never

(33:45):
an interesting challenge to watch. No, and it's a quick one,
which I understand. It's live TV. You gotta go quick,
have plaything that that would be fun. But Riley wins
pretty quickly. Uh, he was, He was good at it.
I really wished it would have been Kelly. It would
have been awesome if she has won every single Blockbuster

(34:05):
that she has been up against.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
But we took the Kelly coaster a step further this
time because she didn't get to win. For her safety,
now she has to risk it all at the final stage.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Oh yeah, and she didn't volunteer this week. The stakes
are as high as they have ever been.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
I've heard some conflicting reports on that from our TikTok
that in a way, she did volunteer herself in the
live what to Mickey, saying that she would rather be
up there than than Riley, But then she put them both.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Up what why? See? This is the thing about this show, man.
If you are not plugged into the live feeds, there's
a whole different show going on. It is pretty fascinating.
Dang dude, Kelly's got a problem. I saw one comment
on our opposed where it's like she's acting like an addict,
like she can't help herself. Yeah, the feeling is too good.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, God forbid a girl wants to rush of losing
potentially losing seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Amazing comment. I don't know how Eddie Woo could dislike Kelly.
I think she's great. So Riley wins the competition, takes
himself off, so now it's just Kelly versus Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
And Jimmy gives us another heart wrenching performance.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
God, I skipped it.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Jimmy gave us a beautiful performance.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
It was one of his best. It really was. I
always loved Jimmy. You actually skipped skip ahead ten seconds
button twice is said, bop, Yeah, dude, I couldn't. I
can't stand him. Make you listen to it? Then, yeah,
that's fine.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Pulling up YouTube TV right now.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
He just like, it's it's past the entertainment. Usually, I'm like, hey,
we need to be polite to the people on the show.
It's like they're characters. They're not, you know, not this guy,
not this show. I don't even want them all the
show because I don't have anything polite to say.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
You just confront him about drag race.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, because I think that that was I think that
that is. We called it an unforgivable sin earlier. I
think it's it's plagiarism. It's like, you're trying to become
a reality TV icon and you don't have anything original
to say. You're just stealing jokes from other reality TV icons,
And to me, it's hacky. It's hokey. Yeah, go ahead,

(36:26):
go ahead, all.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Right, let's let's get into it. This is Jimmy's speech.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
There's nothing I can say about Jimmy. That's all.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Thank you, Kelly, Jimmy. In twenty fourteen, a young teen
watched Big Brother, unsure of who they were or what
they wanted to be.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Oh my god, and.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Seeing the likes of people like Frankie and Tommy and
anymore come to this show and show what authenticity and
success are not mutually exclusive.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I am not ready to leave the show.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
So much more to show each and every single one
of you, America and the world.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I am not ready to go.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I explained to each one of you what me being
here means for your game. I hope you hear me,
and I hope you vote accordingly. And I could not
be here without the support of my family.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Shawn, I love you so much.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
And Miley Cyrus, I want to meet you one day.
So if you're watching this, call me girl, stream something
beautiful everywhere, find music.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Assault Thank you. And that was Jimmy's speech. Were you moved?
Did you shed a tear?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I a young teen watched Big Brother for the first time.
Shut up? Hey did he want me? Someone on Drag
Race say that did he? Actually no?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
But he paid respect to the Grande family once again
on his way out, which I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah. Jimmy. Also, you know, he was like, you know,
I've watched this since I was a teenager, and all
the legends and then names like people from like the
last five seasons.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Hey, man, Frankie Grande, he's the top of the Big
Brother mountain.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Do you think Rachel was upset that he didn't say her?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
She still voted for him. She was one of the two, right, Yeah,
so let's let's get to that. Or I mean that
was awesome. Yeah, it was pretty much a landslide two
to nine. And was it two to nine or was
it what was the final vote?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Uh, yeah, something like that. I didn't write it down,
but only two people voted to keep Jimmy, and one
of them was an accident. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I was about to say, there's one moment in particular
we got to talk about from this, which is Ashley.
She does she well, first of all, she takes forever
in the hallway, and I'm thinking, like, this is live, likee.
Julie's got to be thinking like, hey, pick it up.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
That wasn't her fault, I don't think, because Rachel stops
her and is trying to convince her to vote to
save Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, and so then Ashley gets in there and she
once again like is stalling for time, doesn't know what
she's gonna say, And I'm thinking, man, Julie's gotta be like, girl,
get it together. Like I don't think we'll see Julie
break on somebody. But if she took a little bit longer,
I think Julie would have snapped at her.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
She probably been like, Ashley, I need your decision.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah, Ashley, make a decision is what she would actually say.
But then she makes a decision, and what name does
she say?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
She says she wants to vote to evict Kelly. Kelly Yep.
I tried to take as long as she took, okay,
but she thought you were going to be up. No. No,
I was just like, she took a solid ten seconds.
She was paying it.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Yeah, and then she gets to evict Kelly yep And
immediately it's like what have I done?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
And then well she tells Will what she just did,
and Will looks at her and it's like, what what
are you doing? And he's like you you need to
go back in there.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Did Will tell her that?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Well, I mean we can't hear them, but we see
his facial reaction and he's looking at her and he
looks shocked. He's like, what are you doing? Because here's
the thing. At first, I was like, well, it's not
that big of a deal. It's still very clear that
Jimmy has got most of the votes, but now someone
knows that someone flipped, and now you're going to be
at the bottom of the house because you flipped, which

(40:30):
they do know because at the end of the episode,
Mickey says, I wonder who the second person was, and
she says it too, Ashley, and Ashley is just looking
at her terrified.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah, but they I mean, as of right now, she
hasn't spilled it yet, and I wonder if they believe
her if she said I did it by accident, because
she could have Will to back up the panic, you know,
but Will was there. Will's her ally, So Hey, I
don't think it'll say this?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
What a like? She's a lawyer. Yeah, not a good show,
and we've seen her panic and make the wrong decision.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Guys, if I'm ever in legal trouble, do not hire her. Hey,
when I get a DUI, I'm phoning up ash She's like,
the judge is like, all right, who are you here
to defend? And she actually says the other client's name
insane week dude. Yeah, it was super fun and Ashley

(41:29):
made it farther than Jimmy in the game. Who would
have thought me, do you well? After showergate, I didn't
think she was sticking around.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Oh, by the way, did we forgot to bring this
up power of veto competition? She was in the shower
again and they just included like a quick moment. Did
you catch that? No, I must have looked away. So
funny she was in the shower. She had a rush
back down there again with her ear wet.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yeah, so that was an awesome two episodes a Big Brother.
We have not seen the Sunday episode yet, but you'll
be hearing our thoughts on that right now, right now.
All right, we watched it. We're back. Yeah, that's great.
I like we ended the last episode saying we're gonna

(42:14):
watch the next one, and then we got yeah, or
we ended our last recording. It's technically all one episode.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
But yeah, last episode of Big Brother. So it is true. Yeah,
we wouldn't make what up, guys, We wouldn't lie to you.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
What a hot start. So Rachel's and shambles. Rachel I
also wrote that down she doesn't get what she wants
and it's very upsetting to her.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Her quote is, literally, no one in the house listens
to me, and I've played twice before. I've said this before,
and I feel bad, but I think our goat is washed. Dude.
Imagine Boston Rob showing back up on Survivor and being like,
why is no one listening to me?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
It's like, I really hope that she's able to turn
it around, because if not, I have two washed goats
on my teams. One is Aaron Rodgers and the other
is Rachel Riley. Uh So, I thought of a tweet
from one Marina Diamandis It said, just found out the

(43:19):
world doesn't revolve around me. Shocked and upset, and that's
exactly how Rachel is feeling this episode. She's devastated that
everyone doesn't just do exactly what she wants. It's kind
of fascinating, and I think.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
She would feel better if she just won a couple competitions,
because I think what she was known for in the
past was like she won a lot of h ol h's.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
That makes sense, and then she gets consoled by your boy.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah. A lot of people online talk about this weird
relationship with Keanu and Rachel because apparently on the live feeds,
one day they're just yelling at each other and the
next day they're like consoling each other because they're all
that each other has.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I saw the pete on the floor clip.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Apparently, Yeah, yeah, I got to the bottom of it.
If you want to know what happened. Okay, apparently, no
one peede on the floor. They have a bidet in there,
and the bidet just shot water up into the air.
That's what Jimmy said. Jimmy did a Q and A
after he got eliminated, and uh he There's another thing

(44:24):
that Jimmy talks about in this Q and A that
I'll bring up in a little bit because I know,
I know for a fact we're gonna bring it up
because it's probably the most disgusting part of this whole episode.
Are you a Jimmy fan? No?

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Are you turning into a Jimmy fan? No that he's
not in the game, No.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
No, no, no, I just am reporting information that he gave
in a Q and A. Oh, I mean I figured it.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
If you're keeping up with Jimmy's Q and as, you
must be like subscribed to a substack or something.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Well no, no, no, no, I just I care about
my job. You know, I'm good at my job. I
gotta record information to you.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, because I don't keep up with the stuff because
I don't care about it.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Well, you've got a lot on your plate. You got
to watch all of the NFL games.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah, I have to do that. Someone is making me.
I don't do that for fun. So then we go
from Kyato and Rachel, you know, having their moment too.
It's an interrogation all over again, but this time it's
just Ashley getting interrogated because everyone seems to think that

(45:28):
she was the other one who voted for Jimmy because
Jimmy only hugged her hug Gate, hug Gate.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Showergate and the Huggate, which I mean, they're right.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
It was her, Yeah, shouldn't do the worst job of
lying about it.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
No, and she had Will backing her up to and Rachel.
None of the people that knew about it gave her up.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Yeah, but everyone still thinks it's her. So it's just
like it doesn't really matter that anyone was fair. She'll
never get out of the shadow of Showergate. And now
she's got Jimmy Gate.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
How did Jimmy know she was the one that voted
for him? You know, maybe Rachel whispers up it to him.
I don't know. M that's a good that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I'm not sure, but that's the only thing I've got
before the ho HS challenge.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I will say that at one point, Ava is a
soldier from the nineteen forties writing to her old friend. Yeah,
I forgot about that. That was that was incredible. But
this is I think kind of.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
The people are People turn are turning on Ava a
little bit after what happened with Keanu in the last episode,
and I'm wondering. I'm like, I was watching this thing,
and like, this is a really fun bit. I wonder
if it's still gonna play because people were so on
her side a couple of weeks ago, but then after
her her blow up with Keanu, people seem to be
on Keanu's side.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I think here's I mean, I don't know, but this
is what I think, just from a ViBe's thing. If
I'm reading the auras as Ava would do, right. I
think people are just really behind Keanu right now because
he's the underdog, and I think everybody feels for that,
you know what I mean, when he doesn't have any
friends in the house, So I think everybody feels for that,

(47:04):
I especially do. And then Ava, I think I think
everybody still likes Ava a whole lot. But I just
think whenever someone is hoh, it seems like the tides
turn pretty quickly on them if they're not doing a
good enough job as ho h.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
So the same thing that happens when a wrestler wins
a belt exactly.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
It's like you want that person to win get to
the top of the mountain, and then the second you're
at the top of the mountain, we want someone else
to be the top of the mountain.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
And you know what Nick Saban says, You try to
get to the top of the mountain and once you do,
you become the mountain and everybody's coming for you.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
So yeah, yeah, I like that. I like that. You
tell but who is that your buddy Nick? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
By buddy Nick who I watch all the NFL games with.
So this competition was stupid, let's get into that.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah. Yeah, I didn't like Jack the Dipper. This is
one of the where it was just like there was
one element that I did like about it, which was
I liked the element of like they had to choose
the two people to play, and it just became a
thing of like you could target the people that you wanted.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
To get out, which would have been great if any
of them knew how that mechanic worked and how they.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Were supposed to use it.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, so that's where we get Rachel not being washed,
where Rachel's like, these guys are idiots. There's like, there's
a way to play this where you ensure your alliance
is going to be stronger at the end of it.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah. And I saw a tweet this week that kind
of has that same vibe, which is someone was like,
I think they dropped the mastermind the second they realized
that this cast could destroy everything themselves.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Where is the mastermind? That does bother me? It bothers
me that we got it was such a big part
of it. We were doing like voice effect bits because
of that, and then and it's just gone. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I really liked the maast. I wish she would come
back home. Guys. The AHAH competition, they compete two at
a time. They step up to the podiums to face off.
They will see Jack the Dipper double dipping and you
need to ring in which dip that he dipped in
the most times. Guys, Not only was it a stupid challenge,

(49:21):
it freaked me out. The little animation was just so
like it made me uneasy.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
I feel like Big Brother tries to come up with
new stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
The sound effect of the dip going in. I was
just like, oh my god, I don't like any part
of this. Yeah, misophonia. People will probably not having a
good time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two big things about this
challenge other than Rachel being the first one to really
step up and start targeting people, uh, no one ever

(49:50):
picked Ava to play until she was in the final three. Yeah,
she wins just off of vibes when she wins to
the second to last round because I don't know, Yeah,
she was like, I don't know. It felt like he
went to see a lot, so I was locked in.
See she wins that round. Now she's in the finals
against Will, both big fan favorites in the house from

(50:14):
what I understand, and Will clocks in about ten seconds early,
which costs him the game. Ava's the winner.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
It had to just have been a mental lapse by
Will because it was way too early. And then I
was like, of course Ava wins because no one picked her.
And then the person got the yips that she was
playing against and that's how Ava becomes ahoh this is
gonna be the only time Ava is ahoh and it's
because of two accidents.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Yeah, but it was really awesome. I was happy for I.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
LIKETI that's my Ava's like theme song.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
We gonna get that sound drop.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Immediately everybody's like, so, what's the rules of your ho
h and she goes no one on ones. If I
need you, I'll call you. That was awesome.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I loved her energy. Also her with will they're drunk. Oh,
They're just so funny where it's sunglasses inside just you know,
well a lot of people do that, but with the
with the wine, and they were talking about Vince, so
basically the immediately Ava's like, I want Keanu because duh,
because everyone wants you never get off the block unless

(51:30):
he takes himself off like he always does. But yeah, Keanu.
And then it was Vince. And then who who did
she have?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Ashley? Yeah? Ashley was she And she gave a whole
bunch of reasons for why she doesn't like Ashley. She
doesn't like Ashley's or rush, she doesn't think she's trustworthy.
There's a whole list of reasons.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
But then who is it that she talked to that
it was Mickey, and then there wasn't there another person trying.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
To change her mind? Will yeah yeah, and then her decision.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
We could just go ahead and get into it because
it wasn't like there was a ton of gameplay stuff
from Ava unless unless you gotta know.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
And that was the big complain about her ho wh
this week on Twitter and stuff was she didn't do
much gameplay as the hoh. Everyone was complaining because she
was sleeping up there like twelve hours a day and
not letting anyone in the room with her. So I
think the only moments that we got of gameplay in
this episode are the only moments that she played the

(52:29):
game as the h O waits this week, which I
think is iconic. Yeah me too.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
She was just drunk and sleeping and and she was
the winner.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
She can do that, heck yeah. But I do think
we need to bring up one thing that happens before
the night ceremony, yeah, which is another show man's moment.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Where's the showman's from? I mean, you know who's the
showman's It's from Hell, That's what I was getting at. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Oh, I was like, huh, I mean, dude, this is
when I put my notes. I just put the gross
emoji a bunch of times. Yeah, oh gosh. So, first
of all, they're in the bathroom or something, the makeup
couch or something like that.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
They were on a couch in the bathroom. Why is
there a couch in the bathroom in the makeup room
or something?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I don't know, but what it's so, it seems like
Cat it's Kat in Riley, which I don't even think
we needed to say the names. But it's like, it
seems like Cat is really into him, but there's still
something so uncomfortable about the way he talks to her,

(53:42):
which's just like we've been living together about a month now,
and we're gonna be like this forever and then let it's.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
True for a month, I real we and I love
you and I've never loved anybody as much as I
love you, and I'll kill somebody for you, Catherine, tell
me somebody, Are you wrong?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
I'm a fuck kilm dude. Dude, It's like everything that
comes out of his mouth, I'm just like, this dude's
a serial killer. But here's what's crazy. From Jimmy's Q
and A that he did. Apparently everyone in the house
thinks that Riley is like the big fan favorite of America.

(54:29):
They think that he's gonna be the star of the show,
that everyone loves him. He said he was super shocked
to get out of the house and see that everyone
hates Riley. Wow. Yeah, really fascinating.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
What did I wonder what he did to Maybe it's
because all the people in the house don't see the
live feed creepiness that we see.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
I guess so man, because it's just uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, Like now, whenever I think of him, I see
him like flopping his dick around in the shower. It's like,
how am I supposed to like that guy?

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Yeah, he's just we're Another thing that Jimmy said in
the Q and A is he was like, oh, he
never said anything about having a kid. He was like,
we didn't know about that. But I have seen conflicting
stuff on Twitter. Some people are saying that's made up.
Some people are saying that they don't know who the
father is yet he has to get out of the
house and take a DNA test. I don't know that situation,

(55:27):
but he strikes me as the kind of guy that
anything that someone says about him could be true.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Yeah, it's the love bombing. That's what everybody on Twitter
and TikTok I keep seeing them saying like he's always
love bombing Catherine and it's just vericult tactic, you know.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Yes, God man, I hope he gets out of there
soon because I feel bad for I don't know if
I feel bad for her anymore, Like, yeah, like you
deserve this.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
If you haven't, you should have slapped him or certain
said like, hey, hey, weirdo, get away from me. She
I mean, she kissed him on TV and she's like
giggling about it, and she's like, oh, okay, it's on TV.
Everyone's gonna see it. I can't believe it, you know, Like,
but she seemed happy about it. She seems very so
maybe she has the same view and she thinks that

(56:19):
they're gonna be Robin Amba getting out of there, Robin Amba.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
But no, no, no, what's crazy is like, this is
like the opposite of anything I've ever seen happen on
reality TV. Usually we would see something like this and
be like, oh, it's the you know, the edit. The
edit is making it seem worse than it is. But
it actively seems like the editors are trying to make
it better than it is.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
They are for sure. They get the sweetheart music every time.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Yeah, and it's so weird because it's just like normally
they try to make scandals happen, but now it feels
like this is the most uncomfortable thing to ever be televised,
and they're just like, oh, isn't this so cute?

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Right guys, hey, you give it us the live feeds, CBS.
We know you can't gaslight us, and we know that
this is romantic.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Yeah it's not. No, it would be hilarious if it
came out that like he's married to like four different women. Yeah, yeah,
he has like sister wives in Utah, travels the country
that he just has four different wives.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
And the finale, it's good before we move on because
we need to. But the finale it's gonna be him
and Catherine, and he goes, uh, now it's about time
I told you I got five other wives.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Do you want to be number six? No? Number six?
No NM verse six. I hope. I hope so badly
that he proposes at the live show. I hope so badly.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Oh my god, I don't think we've ever been this
mean to a reality contestant.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
It's because I think he's the devil.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, not Mitch anymore.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
No, no, Mitch is not the devil. Mitch is a
sweetheart compared to this.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Guy, Mitch Survivor of forty eight. Just in case you forgot,
Oh everyone did.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
All right? All right, guys. The nomination ceremony, the nomination
sera mode.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
So she h Ashley, I mean not Actually, Ava doesn't
switch it up on the first two. She selects Keanu
because dun and then she selects who was the second one,
Vince Vivents Yeah, and then she selects twin brother Vince,
who's very upset. Oh we've we skipped over some Vince

(58:34):
stuff that, uh, well, after this or was that before.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
When he breaks down and just starts firing to everybody
he as before. So basically he wasn't able to do
one on ones with Ava. So what he does is
he goes to her two closest allies and tries manipulating
them into feeling bad for him and saving him. And
so he's just like, it's very clear that he's I mean,
he even says in the confessional that he's playing it up,

(59:02):
but I mean he's crying. He's talking about how hard
life is you know, he feels like he's all alone.
He's really laid on thick. No one's buying it. They
go back to Ava and they tell av about it.
Ava gets upset because she's like, Hey, why are you
trying to manipulate my closest allies instead of just talking
game with me. You've never talked game with me.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Yeah, and so then Rachel was like, this is fake.
Will was like, what the hell? Why is Vince crying
in front of me? But yeah, it didn't work at all.
So the nominations were Keanu, Vince, and Ashley. Just kidding,
it's Zach plot twist. Ava puts one of her numbers
on the block WI out of.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Nowhere, Zach. I mean, Zach hasn't been nominated. Zach hasn't
even brought up. We haven't seen a lot of Zach. No,
and I didn't think. I don't. I don't get it. Personally,
I don't either. I mean, I think what what happened
was is her two closest allies, who are also very

(01:00:05):
close with Ashley, convinced.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Her not to put up Ashley, and so I think
their other ally dude.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
And what's really bad is she looked Zach in the
face and said you're safe. Don't worry about it this week.
And Zach is furious, which I don't blame him because
that was really out of left field. He didn't get
any heads up, and not only did he not get
a heads up, she told him like, hey, I promise
you're good this week. You don't have anything to worry about. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
I love how the only time his diary room wasn't
scripted was him just screaming at.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
The top of his lungs. He kissed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I was like, I wonder if they can hear him
right now?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Yeah, I wonder how that works. But yeah, when when
she does the nominations, she essentially she gives a great line,
a line that fucking Jimmy wishes he came up with.
She goes, hey, that's why it's called Big Brother and
not Squatters' Rights. I was like, hey, yo.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
That was pretty brilliant something she said something about it.
She brought the prompt up again.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
In her confessional. She said, yeah she has. She said, Keanu,
here's your prompt. You're on the block. Also pretty pretty great,
pretty great. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Even though she didn't win that altercation, according to everybody online,
still fun reference.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Yep, good callback. I liked it. Zach brings up the
fact and I had totally forgot about this. He still
has his ten thousand dollars power to get safety.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Yeah, I forgot about that too, So totally hand over
ten k to Mama Julie and and put someone else
on the block. I think the way that it works
is he would give the ten thousand dollars to the
player that he wants on the block instead of him,
so that person would go on the block. But if
they go home, they go home with ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Huh. So that interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
That would make it a little make it staying a
little bit less, definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Yeah, ten grand versus seven hundred and fifty thousand. At
least you got something.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Yeah, I mean it makes no sense to try to predict,
but because they are like two competitions where people can
get taken off. But who do you think's going home
this week out of those three?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
I think I think it just boils down to do
you think that Keanu can take himself off the block
for the fourth time? Yeah? I do? You do? I
hope so, But I'm scared. I'm scared that it's just
his time. You know what I mean, And that's scary.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Maybe when you get two chances and you're you know,
jacked does help, but it might not the muscles, like,
it might not be a physical thing, so you never know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
But he's he's pretty smart too, like he Master last week,
he did great. Yeah, so I'm really hoping Kiata comes
off the block. I don't care if Fince goes home.
I've enjoyed watching him play. I think he's been playing
really hard, harder than most people. But you know, I'm
okay if I don't see him trying to manipulate someone

(01:02:59):
in the HOA room next week, you know what I mean,
And then I would be pretty shocked and in taking
a back of Zach actually went home. So yeah, I
guess I'm hoping Vince.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
I mean, it would suck for me, but after his
performance with the Tears, I was like, the dude, this,
I don't know if there's any coming back from this.
When you get called out by two you try to
sob in front of two people and they both call
you out for how fake it is. At least like
with Rachel, I think it made more sense what he
was trying to do. And then with Will He's just like, man,
I got anxiety.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Yeah, And I was like, Will is not the guy
he'd be like, oh yeah, did you think I had anxiety?
Maybe when I took out everyone in World War Two? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
God, I mean looking at a vet and crying about
your life situation. When he went to fuck in Iraq
and you delivered pizza to Big Brother.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
It's like a man and I understand it's hard. You're unemployed,
you're living at home with your parents. Will was in war.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Yeah, Like, you know what, what else is stressful? Putting a
bullet in Hitler's head.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Storming the beach of Normandy Vince, that was stressful.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Yeah, all right, well I think I think that's a
good note to end it on. That concludes what was
this week five of Big Brother, Big Brother BB with
p D and Chase.

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