August 8, 2025 • 41 mins
Everyone hop in the Time Machine to see if Bran is still unimpressed and Chase debuts a new terrible song
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Sid by the time Machine, sur Ta machine, s time
Machine by the time machine, by that time machine.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
By that time machine.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
And get on.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
To the Survivor Survibe.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Welcome to Survivor Crime Machine, a Survivor true crime podcast.
We are going to be discussing, uh, Ozzie and Johnny
fairplay Smuggling Weed.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's a great name, dude.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm going to describe for you an episode of Survivor
the Twist.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's Scooby Doo and you have to figure out what's
going on.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
For any listeners who are unaware, that's a serious chase
does on YouTube?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Check it out and I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'm gonna be on the program.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah you are. I will as well, so is PD.
I'm gonna try to get PD on sometime, maybe next
week if he's got time.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Episode we're gonna talk about episode seven. Actually, what did
you guys think about that behind the scenes stuff?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That was nuts? Let me ask you guys a question, seriously,
have you ever watched one of those recap episodes?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Lord?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I have you probably watch it when it was live? Right? Yeah?
That was it?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What's what's the worst is they don't like tell you
like in the next time on Survivor, they don't go
it's a clip show.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You can skip it.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
So imagine like not knowing that, right, and you're excited
to see what happens next week with Ozzy and the gang,
and he sitting down and it's just Jeff being like,
this week on Survivor, some stuff you haven't seen before,
and you're like, that's different than a regular episode, I guess,
even though there's also stuff we haven't seen before.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It sounds alluring, right, Like it's like, oh, this is
all the stuff that's been happening on the island that
you haven't gotten to see, but I've never watched one
of them. Is it actually that exciting? I mean, I
guess none of us would know. I don't remember. Yeah,
this is what I.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Bet.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
There's some real survivorsichos out there that live for that stuff.
And if I wasn't trying to really get through it
before January, then I.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Could maybe find like I find some of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Interesting, but my guess is it's mainly stuff that's probably
not interesting scenes.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, here's here's what I'll say about it. If they
did it for a current season that we were currently watching,
I would probably be excited to see stuff that we
hadn't seen.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Right, isn't this the Thanksgiving week usually?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But they don't still do this, right, No?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, Now they just post the clips on YouTube and
the CBS dot com, like the stuff that didn't make it,
and it's like, oh, that's good. That gives U stuff
to talk about on the Sanctuary.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Exactly. It's like they put us at the forefront.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Of their consideration, except one changing up the Sanctuary. We're
not even gonna talk about Survivor on the Sanctuary next season.
It's gonna have nothing to do with Survivor.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, because last season it was all about it wasn't
about Gail King.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Those were related to CBS. Okay, don't question me.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
One of the best ideas pds ever pitched ever, and
this was years ago. He said, Uh, CBS has so
many pilots that they would air that didn't get picked
up for full series. You should do a show called
Pilots that Didn't Land, where you watch old TV pilots
that didn't get picked up. Is the best idea ever.
We've tried several times to do that show and make
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it work. Fails every time, which is ironic because it's
a pilot that does and land.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Tom Brady he threw a lot of touchdowns, but he
had some interceptions too, comparing myself to Tom Brady anytime
something doesn't work, Hey.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Brian, you should pick that show up for Bramble Jam.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I'm too busy.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Uh so we've all got enough too busy.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I'm assuming you didn't watch Big Brother because your boy
Riley had a bit of a meltdown.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, can you really quick? I know we have a
lot to do, but let's take a few seconds. Let's
take a few seconds to talk about and give me
the rundown on what I need to know about my
two players.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
So Riley wins the Hoh competition, Yes, and he becomes
Hoh for five.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Minutes for minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
How because Mickey had the advantage where she could steal
it without anyone knowing. And if he interrogates all of
them and guesses it correctly, he can get it back.
But if he guesses incorrectly, she thrones him as h
O H. And she did it, my girl, Mickey, she
took it from that country bumpkin whatever he is, and
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and she is now in charge Team p D.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Baby. Hey, I agree, because he's did she did. She
put him on the blocks. We don't know it's happening, right, So.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, I feel like I feel like if you win
h H and it gets taken from you, you should
still be safe, Like you shouldn't be able to be put.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
On that not when it comes to him.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, I was about to say I disagree because Riley sucks.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
No, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I don't think you guys understand how the game.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I think I'm gonna start sending Brand all of the
stuff on the live feeds about Riley.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Oh, please do Brand. You're gonna be so uncomfortable. This
is why I was so happy to offload him.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
What do you mean uncomfortable? I means like he's harassing women.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
But she's But Catherine, here's the thing, Catherine, she's kind
of into it. Hey, you gotta admit that. No, she
she I've seen more clips. She never leaves, she's always around,
she doesn't have to be there first of all, and
she's admitted to liking him.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, I think it's Stockholm syndrome, you think so, I
don't know what I think.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I just think I think they're both stupid. How about
that day I.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Defend all women?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
So I'm starting to get into brother. If you can't
tell them.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Dude, I really like it. In fact, I'd rather be
watching it right now than being like she's asking for it.
What the heck?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Bro, I didn't Okay, you mean that's the consensus among
TikTok and Twitter. So it's not just me, it's the
toxic people too.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm gonna save PDD real quick. I also on the
Big Brother podcast, which I don't know if you guys
listen to our Big Bro show, I also make that
same statement, it's just fun to uh, it's fun to
throw PD under the bus guys. Episode eight of Cook Island.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yes, everyone wants to throw the feminist under the bus?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Classic anyway? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Survivor Cook Islands episode eight, right, Yes we heard eight?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
We skip episode seven, guys. I want to before we
jump into the episode, I want to check in with Brand. Yes. Brand.
At the beginning of our Survivor time Machine season, we
asked you, who do you because you've never seen this season,
who do you think is going to win the season?
You've locked in once before at the beginning, I want
you to lock in again. Have you done any googling?
Have you been spoiled?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I have not been spoiled. I will say I picked Yule, Yes, yep.
And he has idol, which I feel like is nice.
He hasn't had to use it yet, And as far
as I know, no one knows that he has idol.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Not that that's like the yeah all y'all. Yeah, it's
not the.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
NLB all of How to Win Survivor. But it doesn't hurt,
especially at this point where everyone's kind of not super
confident about idols.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
We're still pre merged.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, and and so I'm I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna move.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I'm gonna stick with Yule And.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Think something pretty serious would have to happen for me
to not. I mean, did you see his muscles in
this episode? They were glistening in the lord Like I
was like, oh, yeah, that's my winner right there.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Hey, I think that's a solid pick. I mean, personally,
I would be picking Ozzy because I think he's God's
gift a survivor.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah, that's not a save it BN. We'll have a
whole assie segment later on this I know it's the
this week This week on is Brand Impressed coming up soon?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But spoiler alert.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
He's not.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
He sucked, dude, but hey, it's just me and all
the all the trolls on TikTok and Twitter. Don't want
to rather put around my arm and inject Ozzie right
into my veins.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
But you don't know where that needle's been.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, I don't, really don't. You do not want injected
into your veins. That's the last thing you want directed
injected directly.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Into your veins.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
So I two kidnaps Nate. Yeah, that's how we start.
And he seems to be having a good time.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
He's getting that getting getting all that juicy info.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
From Flicka or Jessica as everyone refused, everybody refuses to
call f she's upset about Cowboy getting voted out, and
Yule doesn't like that because she did it in front
of Nate, letting him know that there's a crack, which fair.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I think at this point, you can't be doing that.
You can't be airing out the dirty laundry unless what
it appears to be Flicka is clearly on the outs
of this tribe, and I wouldn't. I mean, maybe I'm
giving Flicka too much credit, and I'll be honest, that
is absolutely a possibility, but she could be doing this
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on purpose to try to at some points post merge,
assuming she makes it to the merge. Uh you know,
maybe talking to him and being like, hey, I gave
you that info.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'd love to be with you.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Clearly I'm not with them, something like that. Maybe setting
that up a little bit early could could.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Play to her advantage. I think you're giving her way
too much credit. Okay, all right, right on, Yeah, which
leads me to a question I have for you guys, Flicka.
Are we fans a Flicka or do we not like Flicka? Neutral?
What about this? What else? Say? I don't really care.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I would say I like having Flicka around for TV.
I think I would be consistently frustrated if she was
on my trap.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I wouldn't draft her.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
If we were doing a Cook Islands draft, I would
have taken Billy number one.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Amen. Amen.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
And then you'll discuss the pecking order, which I believe
was Ozzie Penner. And then flick a right because she's
not a threat in the way that the other two are.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
And those are three names that are gonna come up
a lot in this episode. But first it's time for
the reward challenge.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Actually it's time for picture book.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes, that's right, you get to do the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
And who was it that was? I can't even remember
where it was that was frustrated that they didn't want
to do the potatoes.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
They wanted to do the bread. Who was that? Brad? Brad?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I think I also been frustrated with them.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, let's talk about that. So you can pick anything.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Both tribes were gonna go with the peanut butter. That
makes sense, that can last a while. Good choice potatoes.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I kind of I want some carbs.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I kind of like the idea. It's like, but it's
like another thing you have to I mean, you don't
you have to prepare it kind of you know, boil
it and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You don't have to. But who's just gonna chomping?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I can kind of see the appeal.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Of sometimes you just want to snack a little bit, right,
You just want to grab a little piece of bread,
you know, put some peanut butter on it, and call.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
You're starving on an island with no food. Yeah, the
priority is typically snacking.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
The idea of having to prepare basically everything over fire.
I imagine there is something quite appealing to the idea
of just being able to take a piece of bread,
dip it in peanut butter, and go to town.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
But let me paint this picture for you brain. Okay,
you're making you're making some stew at night. You chop
up one of your potatoes. You've got lots of potatoes.
You chop up those potatoes, you put it in the stew.
Now you've got dinner for the whole tribe. That's what
a potato I get.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
The get the appeal of potato. Don't hear what I'm
not saying to potato.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Octo potato, got a lot of tentacles, Octo potato. What
it's cut that cut? Don't cut that. The fans have
been dying for more of the Octopus song.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Du I would like.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
This is what I'll say for all of the Chase
stands out there that are out there making cute little
tiktoks of them talking.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
About pretty little liars and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I challenge one of you nerds to put together some
sort of compilation of Chase singing the Octopus. So if
one person does it, then we will we'll we'll back off.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Do you want a backing track? Chase?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I've always got these laying around.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I don't think he's talking about guitarist, folks.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
He's talking about guitars, because people listen, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
He's lying around.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I don't think the audio would line up because we're
over riverside. Let's try it. Play the background song. Yeah,
let me, let me get a beat.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, yeah, oh hell yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Octopus octopus, got a lot of tentacles. Octopus, octopus, octopus, octopus.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Now add the potatoes. Octo potato, octo, potato, octo potato.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, that's all I got a right, that's gonna go platinum. Yeah,
if Jonathan thought he had a hit. I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
These episodes aren't doing as good as regular.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
This stuffs crotching guys.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
It's I think it's mostly to do with nobody cares
about Survivor though, but hey, we I do.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Hey do you guys see that picture they posted of
Jeff this this this week of him.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
It's a different, different AI version of Jeff. What's good
to see? Yeah, I'll find it. Well, Well, it's.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Kind of the ominous gray. I think was he gray?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I don't think he was gray at the back, it
was it was one that I have not seen before.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
It was definitely is it this? Yeah, that's new Ai. Jeff.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
His arms are great.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah he is. Guys, I don't think that's a I.
I think he's just dazzling. You think so, Yeah, I
think that's just him. Baby, you wouldn't get it.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
We would definitely agree that the Jeff inside Paramount plus is
AI though, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I see him next to SpongeBob every time I go
to Walmart. Oh yeah, yeah, Jeff next to SpongeBob at
the self checkout.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's a little advertisement and the nice So I just
we got to talk about this episode, okay, yeah, yeah,
it's time for the reward channel. We all picked our things.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
One group did go with the potatoes, by the way,
one group did go with the bread.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
So now it's time for a challenge Time Survivor Cook
Islands Race War Episode eight with Chase.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Everybody's favorite part of the Cook Islands. Basically, what happens
for this reward challenge is each team will select three
swimmers and two puzzle makers. The swimmers have to grab
a club, swim out to a platform, jump off, and
smash a plaster box. It will drop a key into
the water where you have to dive down and get
the key. There are six keys total. The two puzzle
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makers use the keys to get the pieces, and the
first to finish the puzzle wins reward another There's a
few other little things that Jeff mentions in the instructions,
which is Nate will rejoin raire Row after this challenge,
So what I two decides to do is sit him out,
so he is not playing for I two because he
could cause them to throw the challenge or something like that.
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But also he's not able to play for rare Row,
which gives them a disadvantage. Another thing is the winning
tribe will send someone from the losing try to Exile Island,
something that brand Ever since you've pointed out that there's
no need for Exile Island, it's been really hard.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
To watch, and they keep not showing it. Yeah again,
but we do keep sending the Whites there, so it
serves some purpose, like they don't get voted out, but
they suffer a little exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
It seemed like he was pretty miserable out there on
Exile Island. But that's good because I hate Adam. Everybody
knows you said you liked him last week. You're such
a flip flopper Chase. Look, man, look when we're in
Cook Islands, it's hard to keep our heads on.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Straight, dude, because of the race war.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Because all the race stuff happening. Man, one second you
don't want to like him, the next point you're like,
maybe we can be better than this. I don't know, Okay,
Ozzie puts I two into a quick lead because this
is a swimming challenge. Man, is he not just a phenomenon?
If there was an Olympic Games set in Cook Islands,
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he would have taken home the gold weekly.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I will say to this point, I'm not saying there's
anything shady going on at Survivor. This is the most
water challenges I've ever seen on the show.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
They saw Ozzie do challenge number one and they were like, right,
every week we gotta do water and ziplines. And he
also crushes at ziplines and climbing trees. He's just good
at everything, and you'll see post merge you'll see how
good he is. It doesn't help that Rebecca for raire Row,
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she has to she does such a bad job. She
has to swim back to shore without her key.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
What was up with her?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
She was just really struggling. I mean, that's a long swim,
and then you're climbing up some stairs. You're jumping as
tall as you can and to hear are out you're yeah,
they're flopping around. You're you're swimming down trying to find
the key, and you can't find the key. So you
brought it off.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
But I said, he brought up something that happened and
then described is what I said, not what There's no
way to know.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It's blurred out.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
There's literally no way.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's a part of human anatomy.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Chase, we didn't know.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Chase, Okay, your shirt on it. You don't need to
show us the heck, brother, oh, here's my thing. If
if you can, you know, just hit a thing and
then swim back without a key. There should have they
should have planned that ahead of time, Like, hey, if
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if Buddy doesn't want to swim today he wants to
do puzzles because he's good at puzzles, Uh, then hey, uh,
which between us is the worst swimmer. Just go out there,
hit the thing and come back as quick as but
don't even focus on the key, and then we'll we'll
deal with it because she's wasted so much time out there.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah, and I imagine that it was brought up in
the rules at the beginning of like, hey, this is
allowed if you wanted to. But I don't think anyone
was like that.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Should be our strategy, which it should have been, just
because that keys just flopping around in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Actually it's not. It sinks straight to the bottom. But
it didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Just got you know how we know that, Chase, it's
not it's not blurred.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
We got to see that. I don't know how I
became the bad guy. I don't like how this was
put on national television for the whole world to see,
and Chase is the bad guy bringing it up. Okay, sorry,
it's kind of hard to focus. Octa Potato, oct potato.
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What would y'all do without me? Dude? When you guys
did the episode with uh? When did the episode with soul?
I listened to that episode and I was like, man,
I would have made this episode worse. And that's how
I'm feeling right now. Oh you stop a, Chase. I'm
just kidding. I'm great. But yeah, Rebecca leaves the the
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the water without the key, which means that someone else
has to go out swim, get the key, bring it
to shore before they can go back out there, so
it takes a lot of time. Lucky for RaRo, though.
Finding this key was very difficult for almost everyone. And
when I say flops, everyone, yeah, it flopped around. It's
really hard to find except for one time it's flopping
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around down there. Ozzy just grabs it while it's flopping, dude,
because that's what Ozzie does best.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
And there's nothing wrong with.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
That, No, none at all. Basically, another thing that happens
is in the middle of this because Rairo is doing
such a bad job. Rairero, specifically, Nate gets upset with
Brad for choosing to do the puzzle instead of swimming,
in which case Brad defends himself by going, I'm a
creative spatial.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
That's all he said. He didn't finish this and it's
just I'm a creative spatial.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm a creative spatial. I thought I could help anyway.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Instead of unemployed for Vince, I'm big brother, they should
put creative spatial.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I when he said that, I had never heard that before,
but I was like, I just know that. The most
obnoxious person you knew in twenty thirteen was calling themselves
a creative spatial Jonathan's a creative spatial. Yeah. I two's
lead drops a little bit when Candice also has to
come back in without a key. She doesn't take quite
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as long though I two wins again. Uh, Railroad didn't
even really stand a chance, because by the time they
even got to the puzzle, it was game over. They
choose to send Adam to Exile Island and that's the
end of every about his favorite part.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Of the uppersol and Adam just walks by them and
silence and stares at him at them while he's walking
to the boat.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
The intensity of a white man scorned.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
So we head to the sanctuary with I. Oh wait,
that doesn't exist yet. Jeff had not yet been to
his friend's house to get the inspiration at this point,
so we just got the rewards back on the beaches
where the tribes were.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Hey, guys, I forgot to text you this, but you
don't have to keep this in.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
My dog's dying and I wanted to text you that
my dog's sick and just see if anybody said that
they were coming over, but then I decided not to,
so I decided to bring.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It up on the podcast coming Over.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
No, he's he's gonna gonna die pretty soon.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
He's his kidney's failing him.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That's a tough year for the Gray House with dogs
and yeah. Man, and I'll just say this, none of
this happened before I started the show, before I came
on here.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
And I'm not saying this.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
You gots' bad luck, man, we're bad luck people had people. Actually,
I wouldn't go that far anyway. If you guys could
come over, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Yeah. Yeah, I'll come over with tennis balls. I've got
stuff that can help.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Could you bring over the Japanese food?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah? Sure. It's really sad though. Okay, yeah, this is
where Candice and flick a kiss they did. Yeah, during
the challenge with the peanut butter, they kiss. Oh I
guess how did you miss that? I missed it.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
I was watching I was biking.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Maybe it was just a vision. Maybe I just had
a fantasy while I was watching the episode. No, that happened.
They're they're sharing the peanut butter and they kiss. Oh
well it's good for them.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah that's great.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Why you know, stop we're going through the episode and
we're pointing out and we're pointing out things that happened
in the.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Episode speaking and I say good for them because it's good.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
No. No, your attitude was like, oh, you go, Chase
bringing up something wild again? What an idiot?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
I think this is projection.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Chase did anything flop while they were doing it? No, man,
this is a real thing that happens. How did both
PD and I missed this because you guys aren't locked
into the show.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Was watching it on a bike, and so I was
looking up and down a lot. It's like up to
see my surroundings, and then down at the phone.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Brand were you watching this one in the shower? This
is the one to watch if you're gonna watch one
in the shower. I was watching it. I was. I
was watching it at the park. Why were you at
the park?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I have kids, so they're playing, and then you're not
watching you're watching Survivor. If they get abducted, then good luck.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
You know older parents out they know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
One day you guys will have kids. You have air
tags on them or something. No, they're fine. How old
is it now?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Give me the.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, they're old enough, they're fun.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Yeah, I used to just go off into the woods
and go past the private property and shotgun shells and
all sorts of stuff, and I always they were.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
They were very concerned tonight that Elliott and e T
stayed home by himself when he was sick from school. Yeah,
by himself, which good point, I guess.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
I mean generation so soft, dude. We're talking about the
peanut butter kissed thing. Yeah, everyone's having a good time
with peanut butter. They're they're making out and like whatever
else Chase saw and uh, then we go to rare
row and we get rain droplets falling off of leaves
and ominous music that sounded like something out of a
medieval movie. Was awesome because they were setting up that
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everyone's pissed. Nate's pissed about Brad because he opted to
do a puzzle instead of swim and he's so pissed
about it. He called him a nancy boy, which I
don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Is that a slur? Does that fly? I don't know
what it is, but it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
No, And then he's not the only one who's pissed, parvert.
He wants to punch Brad in the mouth and then
Brad is I mean, Adam is pissed because he's on exile.
So everyone's pissed.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
And Adam says it's hard to soar like an eagle
when you're surrounded by turkeys.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
And so now it's everybody's favorite part of the show,
not challenged time with Chase. It's is brand impressed with Ozzie?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, Ozzie catches a bird with his bare hands.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, all right, let's give context.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
That's the context.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
He did not catch a bird like out of the air, Chill, Chill, Chase.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Ozzy stumbled upon.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Ozzy stumbled upon a sleeping bird who's just minding its own.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Business right next to Ozzie's toilet.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
And Ozzy goes down while the bird is asleep and
picks it up.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
And you know what, that bird and Ozzie's a monster,
just kept it. Hey, Hey, what's more impressive physically wildly
grabbing into the mid air and grabbing a bird and struggling,
or being so quiet that you can sneak up on
a sleeping fowl and snatch it up before it wakes up. Dude,
(28:23):
getting the bird out of the air, that's more impressed.
No anyone could do that. Cowboy could do that. Flicka
could do that.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Well, Cowboy climbs trees too, and also knocks down the
bird stuff and then realizes, oh, this isn't my place.
I shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
So, yeah, but Brian, you're saying that Ozzie's a monster
for catching the chicken when you had previously stated you
would indiscriminately eat random eggs.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
You know, so you did say that because you didn't
know about how egg fertilization. I didn't know how it worked.
That's exactly right. I appreciate you for coming to my
defense on this one. And uh yeah, uh uh. To me,
it's different, it's different.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Got mysterious eggs.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I don't brand.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I'm coming for your egg.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Someone.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
What I'm trying to say is it didn't sit well
with me or Jonathan.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Jonathan Pinner seemed pained by it. You know what, guys,
let's uh, let's respect it, let's eat it, let's enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, I don't know, trying to tribal chief or whatever. Yeah,
and then Candace called Ozzie a half animal, half uh,
half man, part fish, part monkey, part knows what.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
He's a He's a he's a horse.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Brother, and then she also said Ozzie, he's just Ozzy.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, that's Ausie for you. All right, guys, I know,
oh I'm doing a bit and all that stuff. It
was an impressive sequence by Ozzie. Good good, we did it.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Congratulation that calms me down a little bit.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, and then Ozzie wants to form an alliance with
Flicka and Candae and that's not gonna go anywhere. So
next thing is uh is it a challenge?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah, it's everybody's second favorite part of the episode. It's
Immunity Challenge. Each tribe will race to arrange a series
of logs from shortest to longest and build a staircase
up to the top of a tower. Three members will
sail down a zip line into the water, retrieve a
bag of puzzle pieces more water. This is crazy and
ziplines is pretty badass. Actually, ziplines are cool. You're right, Yeah,
(30:45):
I would like this challenge to come back for fifty.
That'd be sick.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Ozzy is like that dude in Shape of Water because
he's like he's jacked and and Horney yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
He is, yeah, Yeah, that's my boy, Doug, Doug Jones,
He's the Shape of water guys. He is. Yeah, it's
super cool that you know him actually fresh when he
liked my Instagram post that it was a collab post
when I was on your Guys show and he liked it,
(31:16):
and I went and showed all my acting friends. I
was like, John's liked my Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Fish woman.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
That movie is based on. Guema del Toro watched the
creature from the Black Lagoon movie and he always thought
it was so beautiful because he was like, what if
the monster did end up with the woman? Sorry, this
is not a film podcast. Each tribal race to arrange
a series of logs from shortest to longest, and build
a staircase up to the top of a tower. Three
members will sail down a zip line into the water,
retrieve a bag of puzzle pieces, and then swim back
(31:45):
to shore. The first tribe to solve their puzzle winds immunity.
I too, takes the lead immunity as immediately as they
always do. Yule does the challenge wearing very tiny glasses,
which I thought was interesting. Nuts he crashed into the
water with them. All yeah, I would have taken him off. Yeah,
me too, me too, But I understand that.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
I couldn't see. I wouldn't want to risk losing my glasses.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Because then you can't see it all for the rest
of your time. And you're exactly right, Chase. Yeah, the
guy who wrote a song about this. I know, literally
this song came to my mind.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Why does nobody wears glasses and survivor of something?
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Rich?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, Oliver Rich, Yeah, he does a lot of like
he read. I think he writes a song a day,
Is that right? Can we hear some bars from it?
Can somebody sing? Yeah, let's just keep going. It's been
a while. I haven't heard the song in a while, Okay,
I look it up on my own. Time. We get
an insane shot of Nate on the zip line. I
don't know if you guys caught that.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
The one where Yeah, somehow that cameras like in between
his legs because the monkey yeah, which yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Also Candace calling him a fish and a monkey earlier
and then Jeff compares him to that during the challenge
was crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeahah, I just didn't.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I don't know how that shot happened.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Exactly what I mean, they were prepared next time, Yeah,
they were like the.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
In between the legs.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
It was wild, but it was so it was such
an insane shot at Nate. Then, uh, that goes on
for quite a bit. Then the puzzle part is where
it gets really close and raire Row actually wins.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Immunity came from behind, pulled it out.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
And you can see that for ten dollars a month
patreon dot com slash making the merche no. I think
he's talking about Ozzie coming from so yeah, that's the
end of I think that's what Chase was talking about. Yeah,
making them merch five. I say, I say, we just
(33:43):
uh apologized to everyone profusely for what I've become and
then give them back their money.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
I think the last Johnny Cash song, Chase, you have
nothing to be ashamed of.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
What's that Johnny Cash song where he's like, whatever become
hurt my sweetest friend. Yeah, yeah, that's a line song
that Johnny Cash covered. What a great song.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
It is a great song.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
But yeah, you're just a little problematic today, Chase. I
always thought I was a problematic. I was a problematic.
I just brought up the things that happened in the episode.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Just rewind the tape, you know when I when I
publish it later.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Did I did I maybe takes three shots before we
recorded this? Yes? But was it because brand was ten
minutes late?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I was going to do it regardless.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Yeah, and I didn't eat anything today. So it's just
a whole combination of.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
What's brand's excuse? Are you just like this?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I feel like I'm doing a great job today.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I don't know. I don't think brand. Brand's the same.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
I'm always a delightful I think, yet I don't care
what you guys want.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
What if I was just like, hey, let's cut the
last fifteen minutes and just keep going.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I'm sure I'll cut a lot of it. You don't
have to wonder about that. Uh So who won? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I okay, So now you're not even listening. Hold on,
I remember Brad.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
I remember because it was Brad who was supposedly mister
puzzle Man, and then he didn't clinch it at that moment,
and so then.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I didn't even put that together. That's so true.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Wait, what are you talking about, raire row one? I'm
thinking about the challenge from earlier. I need they're very
similar challenges.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That is definitely a critique, that's definitely in PD's defense,
definitely a critique of this episode is that it is
the same.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Don't say's defense in your defense too, because you immediate
were like, yeah, I didn't even notice that because PD
talked me into it. M PD in my defense Immediately,
I immediately felt like I was wrong because both of
you agreed.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
So I too, that's who no rare road war. I
meant I was gonna say they lost.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
But I thought at puzzles yeah, yeah, and the and
they won, yeah, I thought it was and then he
lost it for him.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
And then then he went home, and then Brad went home.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
What I think you guys watched the recap episode instead
of the actual episode.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
So so I too. Then is going to tribal council
and it's either Pinner or Ozzie, and no one trusts
Pinner and Ozzie's a big threat, and Flicka is also
on the table and Sondra calls her a mosquito that
won't die.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, And what's very interesting about this whole kind of
like before tribal interaction, is Flicka is actually pushing really
hard for it to be Jonathan, which this is the
first time we actually see her like play the game,
which was really interesting.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
And I bet you appreciated that because you're pushing really
hard for Jonathan to get eliminated from our show too.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
So yeah, yeah, I basically went, all, Jonathan's gone from
my life.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Wow, yeah, yeah, I'll be sad when m hm he
might win.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
You don't know, no, oh, okay, okay, who's gonna win?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I don't I don't think he's gonna win. You boom
boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Boom boom boom boom selgia boy, I think he.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I think so boy just got arrested for something real bad.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
So I apologize. Oh really, I did see that on
It was trending, but I didn't click. I didn't even
see that anyways. Flicka, let's just go to tribal Flicka
has been flicked off of the dude.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
That was really good. What's so funny is the amount
of people that wrote the name Jessica on the paper.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Jeff until the very end wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
He wouldn't do the bit. I love that the very.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
First person wrote Flicka and Jeff said.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Jessica. Yeah, he just refuses. He's just not gonna do it.
Is let me ask you a question, is cowboy the
Cowboy's real name or is that a nickname? It's a nickname.
He had no problem calling that man cowboy, but he
will not call him call her flicka. Another thing. There's
other seasons. I think it's like Guatemala, where there's like
(38:28):
there's like, uh, someone named Rambo or something like that.
He has no problem calling them Rambo. But why is
he so caught up on calling her flicka? Uh?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
He thinks it's dumb.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Maybe he hates that movie and maybe maybe or maybe
the franchise, maybe it's a rival network. Maybe Paramount was like, dude,
you cannot talk about that movie. Yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Instead talk about Bad Boys too, Bad Guys Too, Bad Boys,
two different movie not.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
For kids, Bad Guys too. Can you get the crystal
out of the safe and avoid the lasers?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Hey? Bonus points for if you can remember what the
name of that Crystal was. I don't know. I am
a guffin night Crystal's.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I just saw the movie too, dang, which is the
same thing. It's the whole that was the whole time.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
Did you react the same way the Big Brother contestants
did about how amazing it was and it showed you
a lesson about how like the bad guys aren't always
like you know the what was it? People can appear bad.
You don't judge a book by its cover. I think
that's the lesson, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Mean it's the same lesson as the first one.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
But it is a good flick.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
It's a good flicker, and uh, I.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Would recommend can you talk about it as if you
were on Big Brother?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I have never in all of my years, seen a
movie quite like this. It move me, but at the
same time I found myself being really excited and happy
that at the end of the day, the bad guys
were the good guys.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Man. You never that was a Big Brother diary room confessional,
brand on Big Brother? Where's my brand?
Speaker 4 (40:20):
BBB? Big Brother brand? Get him on Brother? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, all right, we did it well, I think we
did it. I do.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
I do have one last question is it about? And
that is octopus?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Uh? Does anyone hear brand? You haven't seen this before,
so really it is just a question for for PD.
In the preview for next week, a twist happens. Do
you remember what that twist is?
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Nope, I didn't even watch the preview.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I didn't watch the preview either. Oh, I forgot that
I was the only one that took this seriously. Anyway,
I do not remember what the twist is, but when
I saw the preview, and there's a part of my
brain in the back of my head that was like,
I remember this being epic. So I'm gonna be really
disappointed if we get to next weekend. It's not that
big of a deal because when I saw the preview,
I got really excited.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Look, Chase, I don't trust most of your brain, but
definitely not the part in the back.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
What's wrong with my brain? What's wrong with my brain?
C guys, we gotta get Jonathan Show in a punching bag.
How do you want to wrap this up? Oh?
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Am I badmin? Do I have to have some sort
of outro for like a podcast?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, yeah, So I got so much
Speaker 4 (41:45):
That was Survivor Time Machine
Sid by the time Machine, sur Ta machine, s time
Machine by the time machine, by that time machine.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
By that time machine.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
And get on.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
To the Survivor Survibe.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Welcome to Survivor Crime Machine, a Survivor true crime podcast.
We are going to be discussing, uh, Ozzie and Johnny
fairplay Smuggling Weed.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's a great name, dude.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm going to describe for you an episode of Survivor
the Twist.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's Scooby Doo and you have to figure out what's
going on.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
For any listeners who are unaware, that's a serious chase
does on YouTube?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Check it out and I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'm gonna be on the program.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah you are. I will as well, so is PD.
I'm gonna try to get PD on sometime, maybe next
week if he's got time.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Episode we're gonna talk about episode seven. Actually, what did
you guys think about that behind the scenes stuff?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That was nuts? Let me ask you guys a question, seriously,
have you ever watched one of those recap episodes?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Lord?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I have you probably watch it when it was live? Right? Yeah?
That was it?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What's what's the worst is they don't like tell you
like in the next time on Survivor, they don't go
it's a clip show.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You can skip it.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
So imagine like not knowing that, right, and you're excited
to see what happens next week with Ozzy and the gang,
and he sitting down and it's just Jeff being like,
this week on Survivor, some stuff you haven't seen before,
and you're like, that's different than a regular episode, I guess,
even though there's also stuff we haven't seen before.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It sounds alluring, right, Like it's like, oh, this is
all the stuff that's been happening on the island that
you haven't gotten to see, but I've never watched one
of them. Is it actually that exciting? I mean, I
guess none of us would know. I don't remember. Yeah,
this is what I.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Bet.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
There's some real survivorsichos out there that live for that stuff.
And if I wasn't trying to really get through it
before January, then I.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Could maybe find like I find some of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Interesting, but my guess is it's mainly stuff that's probably
not interesting scenes.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, here's here's what I'll say about it. If they
did it for a current season that we were currently watching,
I would probably be excited to see stuff that we
hadn't seen.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Right, isn't this the Thanksgiving week usually?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But they don't still do this, right, No?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, Now they just post the clips on YouTube and
the CBS dot com, like the stuff that didn't make it,
and it's like, oh, that's good. That gives U stuff
to talk about on the Sanctuary.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Exactly. It's like they put us at the forefront.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Of their consideration, except one changing up the Sanctuary. We're
not even gonna talk about Survivor on the Sanctuary next season.
It's gonna have nothing to do with Survivor.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, because last season it was all about it wasn't
about Gail King.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Those were related to CBS. Okay, don't question me.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
One of the best ideas pds ever pitched ever, and
this was years ago. He said, Uh, CBS has so
many pilots that they would air that didn't get picked
up for full series. You should do a show called
Pilots that Didn't Land, where you watch old TV pilots
that didn't get picked up. Is the best idea ever.
We've tried several times to do that show and make
(03:54):
it work. Fails every time, which is ironic because it's
a pilot that does and land.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Tom Brady he threw a lot of touchdowns, but he
had some interceptions too, comparing myself to Tom Brady anytime
something doesn't work, Hey.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Brian, you should pick that show up for Bramble Jam.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I'm too busy.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Uh so we've all got enough too busy.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I'm assuming you didn't watch Big Brother because your boy
Riley had a bit of a meltdown.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, can you really quick? I know we have a
lot to do, but let's take a few seconds. Let's
take a few seconds to talk about and give me
the rundown on what I need to know about my
two players.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
So Riley wins the Hoh competition, Yes, and he becomes
Hoh for five.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Minutes for minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
How because Mickey had the advantage where she could steal
it without anyone knowing. And if he interrogates all of
them and guesses it correctly, he can get it back.
But if he guesses incorrectly, she thrones him as h
O H. And she did it, my girl, Mickey, she
took it from that country bumpkin whatever he is, and
(05:09):
and she is now in charge Team p D.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Baby. Hey, I agree, because he's did she did. She
put him on the blocks. We don't know it's happening, right, So.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, I feel like I feel like if you win
h H and it gets taken from you, you should
still be safe, Like you shouldn't be able to be put.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
On that not when it comes to him.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, I was about to say I disagree because Riley sucks.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
No, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I don't think you guys understand how the game.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I think I'm gonna start sending Brand all of the
stuff on the live feeds about Riley.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Oh, please do Brand. You're gonna be so uncomfortable. This
is why I was so happy to offload him.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
What do you mean uncomfortable? I means like he's harassing women.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
But she's But Catherine, here's the thing, Catherine, she's kind
of into it. Hey, you gotta admit that. No, she
she I've seen more clips. She never leaves, she's always around,
she doesn't have to be there first of all, and
she's admitted to liking him.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, I think it's Stockholm syndrome, you think so, I
don't know what I think.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I just think I think they're both stupid. How about
that day I.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Defend all women?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
So I'm starting to get into brother. If you can't
tell them.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Dude, I really like it. In fact, I'd rather be
watching it right now than being like she's asking for it.
What the heck?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Bro, I didn't Okay, you mean that's the consensus among
TikTok and Twitter. So it's not just me, it's the
toxic people too.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm gonna save PDD real quick. I also on the
Big Brother podcast, which I don't know if you guys
listen to our Big Bro show, I also make that
same statement, it's just fun to uh, it's fun to
throw PD under the bus guys. Episode eight of Cook Island.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yes, everyone wants to throw the feminist under the bus?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Classic anyway? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Survivor Cook Islands episode eight, right, Yes we heard eight?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
We skip episode seven, guys. I want to before we
jump into the episode, I want to check in with Brand. Yes. Brand.
At the beginning of our Survivor time Machine season, we
asked you, who do you because you've never seen this season,
who do you think is going to win the season?
You've locked in once before at the beginning, I want
you to lock in again. Have you done any googling?
Have you been spoiled?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I have not been spoiled. I will say I picked Yule, Yes, yep.
And he has idol, which I feel like is nice.
He hasn't had to use it yet, And as far
as I know, no one knows that he has idol.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Not that that's like the yeah all y'all. Yeah, it's
not the.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
NLB all of How to Win Survivor. But it doesn't hurt,
especially at this point where everyone's kind of not super
confident about idols.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
We're still pre merged.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, and and so I'm I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna move.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I'm gonna stick with Yule And.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Think something pretty serious would have to happen for me
to not. I mean, did you see his muscles in
this episode? They were glistening in the lord Like I
was like, oh, yeah, that's my winner right there.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Hey, I think that's a solid pick. I mean, personally,
I would be picking Ozzy because I think he's God's
gift a survivor.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah, that's not a save it BN. We'll have a
whole assie segment later on this I know it's the
this week This week on is Brand Impressed coming up soon?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But spoiler alert.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
He's not.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
He sucked, dude, but hey, it's just me and all
the all the trolls on TikTok and Twitter. Don't want
to rather put around my arm and inject Ozzie right
into my veins.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
But you don't know where that needle's been.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, I don't, really don't. You do not want injected
into your veins. That's the last thing you want directed
injected directly.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Into your veins.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
So I two kidnaps Nate. Yeah, that's how we start.
And he seems to be having a good time.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
He's getting that getting getting all that juicy info.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
From Flicka or Jessica as everyone refused, everybody refuses to
call f she's upset about Cowboy getting voted out, and
Yule doesn't like that because she did it in front
of Nate, letting him know that there's a crack, which fair.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I think at this point, you can't be doing that.
You can't be airing out the dirty laundry unless what
it appears to be Flicka is clearly on the outs
of this tribe, and I wouldn't. I mean, maybe I'm
giving Flicka too much credit, and I'll be honest, that
is absolutely a possibility, but she could be doing this
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on purpose to try to at some points post merge,
assuming she makes it to the merge. Uh you know,
maybe talking to him and being like, hey, I gave
you that info.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'd love to be with you.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Clearly I'm not with them, something like that. Maybe setting
that up a little bit early could could.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Play to her advantage. I think you're giving her way
too much credit. Okay, all right, right on, Yeah, which
leads me to a question I have for you guys, Flicka.
Are we fans a Flicka or do we not like Flicka? Neutral?
What about this? What else? Say? I don't really care.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I would say I like having Flicka around for TV.
I think I would be consistently frustrated if she was
on my trap.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I wouldn't draft her.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
If we were doing a Cook Islands draft, I would
have taken Billy number one.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Amen. Amen.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
And then you'll discuss the pecking order, which I believe
was Ozzie Penner. And then flick a right because she's
not a threat in the way that the other two are.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
And those are three names that are gonna come up
a lot in this episode. But first it's time for
the reward challenge.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Actually it's time for picture book.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes, that's right, you get to do the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
And who was it that was? I can't even remember
where it was that was frustrated that they didn't want
to do the potatoes.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
They wanted to do the bread. Who was that? Brad? Brad?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I think I also been frustrated with them.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, let's talk about that. So you can pick anything.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Both tribes were gonna go with the peanut butter. That
makes sense, that can last a while. Good choice potatoes.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I kind of I want some carbs.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I kind of like the idea. It's like, but it's
like another thing you have to I mean, you don't
you have to prepare it kind of you know, boil
it and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You don't have to. But who's just gonna chomping?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I can kind of see the appeal.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Of sometimes you just want to snack a little bit, right,
You just want to grab a little piece of bread,
you know, put some peanut butter on it, and call.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
You're starving on an island with no food. Yeah, the
priority is typically snacking.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
The idea of having to prepare basically everything over fire.
I imagine there is something quite appealing to the idea
of just being able to take a piece of bread,
dip it in peanut butter, and go to town.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
But let me paint this picture for you brain. Okay,
you're making you're making some stew at night. You chop
up one of your potatoes. You've got lots of potatoes.
You chop up those potatoes, you put it in the stew.
Now you've got dinner for the whole tribe. That's what
a potato I get.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
The get the appeal of potato. Don't hear what I'm
not saying to potato.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Octo potato, got a lot of tentacles, Octo potato. What
it's cut that cut? Don't cut that. The fans have
been dying for more of the Octopus song.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Du I would like.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
This is what I'll say for all of the Chase
stands out there that are out there making cute little
tiktoks of them talking.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
About pretty little liars and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I challenge one of you nerds to put together some
sort of compilation of Chase singing the Octopus. So if
one person does it, then we will we'll we'll back off.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Do you want a backing track? Chase?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I've always got these laying around.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I don't think he's talking about guitarist, folks.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
He's talking about guitars, because people listen, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
He's lying around.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I don't think the audio would line up because we're
over riverside. Let's try it. Play the background song. Yeah,
let me, let me get a beat.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, yeah, oh hell yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Octopus octopus, got a lot of tentacles. Octopus, octopus, octopus, octopus.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Now add the potatoes. Octo potato, octo, potato, octo potato.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, that's all I got a right, that's gonna go platinum. Yeah,
if Jonathan thought he had a hit. I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
These episodes aren't doing as good as regular.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
This stuffs crotching guys.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
It's I think it's mostly to do with nobody cares
about Survivor though, but hey, we I do.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Hey do you guys see that picture they posted of
Jeff this this this week of him.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
It's a different, different AI version of Jeff. What's good
to see? Yeah, I'll find it. Well, Well, it's.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Kind of the ominous gray. I think was he gray?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I don't think he was gray at the back, it
was it was one that I have not seen before.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
It was definitely is it this? Yeah, that's new Ai. Jeff.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
His arms are great.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah he is. Guys, I don't think that's a I.
I think he's just dazzling. You think so, Yeah, I
think that's just him. Baby, you wouldn't get it.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
We would definitely agree that the Jeff inside Paramount plus is
AI though, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I see him next to SpongeBob every time I go
to Walmart. Oh yeah, yeah, Jeff next to SpongeBob at
the self checkout.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's a little advertisement and the nice So I just
we got to talk about this episode, okay, yeah, yeah,
it's time for the reward channel. We all picked our things.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
One group did go with the potatoes, by the way,
one group did go with the bread.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
So now it's time for a challenge Time Survivor Cook
Islands Race War Episode eight with Chase.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Everybody's favorite part of the Cook Islands. Basically, what happens
for this reward challenge is each team will select three
swimmers and two puzzle makers. The swimmers have to grab
a club, swim out to a platform, jump off, and
smash a plaster box. It will drop a key into
the water where you have to dive down and get
the key. There are six keys total. The two puzzle
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makers use the keys to get the pieces, and the
first to finish the puzzle wins reward another There's a
few other little things that Jeff mentions in the instructions,
which is Nate will rejoin raire Row after this challenge,
So what I two decides to do is sit him out,
so he is not playing for I two because he
could cause them to throw the challenge or something like that.
(16:51):
But also he's not able to play for rare Row,
which gives them a disadvantage. Another thing is the winning
tribe will send someone from the losing try to Exile Island,
something that brand Ever since you've pointed out that there's
no need for Exile Island, it's been really hard.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
To watch, and they keep not showing it. Yeah again,
but we do keep sending the Whites there, so it
serves some purpose, like they don't get voted out, but
they suffer a little exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
It seemed like he was pretty miserable out there on
Exile Island. But that's good because I hate Adam. Everybody
knows you said you liked him last week. You're such
a flip flopper Chase. Look, man, look when we're in
Cook Islands, it's hard to keep our heads on.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Straight, dude, because of the race war.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Because all the race stuff happening. Man, one second you
don't want to like him, the next point you're like,
maybe we can be better than this. I don't know, Okay,
Ozzie puts I two into a quick lead because this
is a swimming challenge. Man, is he not just a phenomenon?
If there was an Olympic Games set in Cook Islands,
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he would have taken home the gold weekly.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I will say to this point, I'm not saying there's
anything shady going on at Survivor. This is the most
water challenges I've ever seen on the show.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
They saw Ozzie do challenge number one and they were like, right,
every week we gotta do water and ziplines. And he
also crushes at ziplines and climbing trees. He's just good
at everything, and you'll see post merge you'll see how
good he is. It doesn't help that Rebecca for raire Row,
(18:26):
she has to she does such a bad job. She
has to swim back to shore without her key.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
What was up with her?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
She was just really struggling. I mean, that's a long swim,
and then you're climbing up some stairs. You're jumping as
tall as you can and to hear are out you're yeah,
they're flopping around. You're you're swimming down trying to find
the key, and you can't find the key. So you
brought it off.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
But I said, he brought up something that happened and
then described is what I said, not what There's no
way to know.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It's blurred out.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
There's literally no way.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's a part of human anatomy.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Chase, we didn't know.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Chase, Okay, your shirt on it. You don't need to
show us the heck, brother, oh, here's my thing. If
if you can, you know, just hit a thing and
then swim back without a key. There should have they
should have planned that ahead of time, Like, hey, if
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if Buddy doesn't want to swim today he wants to
do puzzles because he's good at puzzles, Uh, then hey, uh,
which between us is the worst swimmer. Just go out there,
hit the thing and come back as quick as but
don't even focus on the key, and then we'll we'll
deal with it because she's wasted so much time out there.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah, and I imagine that it was brought up in
the rules at the beginning of like, hey, this is
allowed if you wanted to. But I don't think anyone
was like that.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Should be our strategy, which it should have been, just
because that keys just flopping around in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Actually it's not. It sinks straight to the bottom. But
it didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Just got you know how we know that, Chase, it's
not it's not blurred.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
We got to see that. I don't know how I
became the bad guy. I don't like how this was
put on national television for the whole world to see,
and Chase is the bad guy bringing it up. Okay, sorry,
it's kind of hard to focus. Octa Potato, oct potato.
(20:36):
What would y'all do without me? Dude? When you guys
did the episode with uh? When did the episode with soul?
I listened to that episode and I was like, man,
I would have made this episode worse. And that's how
I'm feeling right now. Oh you stop a, Chase. I'm
just kidding. I'm great. But yeah, Rebecca leaves the the
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the water without the key, which means that someone else
has to go out swim, get the key, bring it
to shore before they can go back out there, so
it takes a lot of time. Lucky for RaRo, though.
Finding this key was very difficult for almost everyone. And
when I say flops, everyone, yeah, it flopped around. It's
really hard to find except for one time it's flopping
(21:19):
around down there. Ozzy just grabs it while it's flopping, dude,
because that's what Ozzie does best.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
And there's nothing wrong with.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
That, No, none at all. Basically, another thing that happens
is in the middle of this because Rairo is doing
such a bad job. Rairero, specifically, Nate gets upset with
Brad for choosing to do the puzzle instead of swimming,
in which case Brad defends himself by going, I'm a
creative spatial.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
That's all he said. He didn't finish this and it's
just I'm a creative spatial.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm a creative spatial. I thought I could help anyway.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Instead of unemployed for Vince, I'm big brother, they should
put creative spatial.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I when he said that, I had never heard that before,
but I was like, I just know that. The most
obnoxious person you knew in twenty thirteen was calling themselves
a creative spatial Jonathan's a creative spatial. Yeah. I two's
lead drops a little bit when Candice also has to
come back in without a key. She doesn't take quite
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as long though I two wins again. Uh, Railroad didn't
even really stand a chance, because by the time they
even got to the puzzle, it was game over. They
choose to send Adam to Exile Island and that's the
end of every about his favorite part.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Of the uppersol and Adam just walks by them and
silence and stares at him at them while he's walking
to the boat.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
The intensity of a white man scorned.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
So we head to the sanctuary with I. Oh wait,
that doesn't exist yet. Jeff had not yet been to
his friend's house to get the inspiration at this point,
so we just got the rewards back on the beaches
where the tribes were.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Hey, guys, I forgot to text you this, but you
don't have to keep this in.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
My dog's dying and I wanted to text you that
my dog's sick and just see if anybody said that
they were coming over, but then I decided not to,
so I decided to bring.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It up on the podcast coming Over.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
No, he's he's gonna gonna die pretty soon.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
He's his kidney's failing him.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That's a tough year for the Gray House with dogs
and yeah. Man, and I'll just say this, none of
this happened before I started the show, before I came
on here.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
And I'm not saying this.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
You gots' bad luck, man, we're bad luck people had people. Actually,
I wouldn't go that far anyway. If you guys could
come over, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Yeah. Yeah, I'll come over with tennis balls. I've got
stuff that can help.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Could you bring over the Japanese food?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah? Sure. It's really sad though. Okay, yeah, this is
where Candice and flick a kiss they did. Yeah, during
the challenge with the peanut butter, they kiss. Oh I
guess how did you miss that? I missed it.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
I was watching I was biking.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Maybe it was just a vision. Maybe I just had
a fantasy while I was watching the episode. No, that happened.
They're they're sharing the peanut butter and they kiss. Oh
well it's good for them.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah that's great.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Why you know, stop we're going through the episode and
we're pointing out and we're pointing out things that happened
in the.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Episode speaking and I say good for them because it's good.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
No. No, your attitude was like, oh, you go, Chase
bringing up something wild again? What an idiot?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
I think this is projection.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Chase did anything flop while they were doing it? No, man,
this is a real thing that happens. How did both
PD and I missed this because you guys aren't locked
into the show.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Was watching it on a bike, and so I was
looking up and down a lot. It's like up to
see my surroundings, and then down at the phone.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Brand were you watching this one in the shower? This
is the one to watch if you're gonna watch one
in the shower. I was watching it. I was. I
was watching it at the park. Why were you at
the park?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I have kids, so they're playing, and then you're not
watching you're watching Survivor. If they get abducted, then good luck.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
You know older parents out they know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
One day you guys will have kids. You have air
tags on them or something. No, they're fine. How old
is it now?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Give me the.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, they're old enough, they're fun.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Yeah, I used to just go off into the woods
and go past the private property and shotgun shells and
all sorts of stuff, and I always they were.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
They were very concerned tonight that Elliott and e T
stayed home by himself when he was sick from school. Yeah,
by himself, which good point, I guess.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
I mean generation so soft, dude. We're talking about the
peanut butter kissed thing. Yeah, everyone's having a good time
with peanut butter. They're they're making out and like whatever
else Chase saw and uh, then we go to rare
row and we get rain droplets falling off of leaves
and ominous music that sounded like something out of a
medieval movie. Was awesome because they were setting up that
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everyone's pissed. Nate's pissed about Brad because he opted to
do a puzzle instead of swim and he's so pissed
about it. He called him a nancy boy, which I
don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Is that a slur? Does that fly? I don't know
what it is, but it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
No, And then he's not the only one who's pissed, parvert.
He wants to punch Brad in the mouth and then
Brad is I mean, Adam is pissed because he's on exile.
So everyone's pissed.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
And Adam says it's hard to soar like an eagle
when you're surrounded by turkeys.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
And so now it's everybody's favorite part of the show,
not challenged time with Chase. It's is brand impressed with Ozzie?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, Ozzie catches a bird with his bare hands.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, all right, let's give context.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
That's the context.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
He did not catch a bird like out of the air, Chill, Chill, Chase.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Ozzy stumbled upon.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Ozzy stumbled upon a sleeping bird who's just minding its own.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Business right next to Ozzie's toilet.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
And Ozzy goes down while the bird is asleep and
picks it up.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
And you know what, that bird and Ozzie's a monster,
just kept it. Hey, Hey, what's more impressive physically wildly
grabbing into the mid air and grabbing a bird and struggling,
or being so quiet that you can sneak up on
a sleeping fowl and snatch it up before it wakes up. Dude,
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getting the bird out of the air, that's more impressed.
No anyone could do that. Cowboy could do that. Flicka
could do that.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Well, Cowboy climbs trees too, and also knocks down the
bird stuff and then realizes, oh, this isn't my place.
I shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
So, yeah, but Brian, you're saying that Ozzie's a monster
for catching the chicken when you had previously stated you
would indiscriminately eat random eggs.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
You know, so you did say that because you didn't
know about how egg fertilization. I didn't know how it worked.
That's exactly right. I appreciate you for coming to my
defense on this one. And uh yeah, uh uh. To me,
it's different, it's different.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Got mysterious eggs.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I don't brand.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I'm coming for your egg.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Someone.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
What I'm trying to say is it didn't sit well
with me or Jonathan.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Jonathan Pinner seemed pained by it. You know what, guys,
let's uh, let's respect it, let's eat it, let's enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, I don't know, trying to tribal chief or whatever. Yeah,
and then Candace called Ozzie a half animal, half uh,
half man, part fish, part monkey, part knows what.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
He's a He's a he's a horse.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Brother, and then she also said Ozzie, he's just Ozzy.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, that's Ausie for you. All right, guys, I know,
oh I'm doing a bit and all that stuff. It
was an impressive sequence by Ozzie. Good good, we did it.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Congratulation that calms me down a little bit.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, and then Ozzie wants to form an alliance with
Flicka and Candae and that's not gonna go anywhere. So
next thing is uh is it a challenge?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah, it's everybody's second favorite part of the episode. It's
Immunity Challenge. Each tribe will race to arrange a series
of logs from shortest to longest and build a staircase
up to the top of a tower. Three members will
sail down a zip line into the water, retrieve a
bag of puzzle pieces more water. This is crazy and
ziplines is pretty badass. Actually, ziplines are cool. You're right, Yeah,
(30:45):
I would like this challenge to come back for fifty.
That'd be sick.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Ozzy is like that dude in Shape of Water because
he's like he's jacked and and Horney yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
He is, yeah, Yeah, that's my boy, Doug, Doug Jones,
He's the Shape of water guys. He is. Yeah, it's
super cool that you know him actually fresh when he
liked my Instagram post that it was a collab post
when I was on your Guys show and he liked it,
(31:16):
and I went and showed all my acting friends. I
was like, John's liked my Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Fish woman.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
That movie is based on. Guema del Toro watched the
creature from the Black Lagoon movie and he always thought
it was so beautiful because he was like, what if
the monster did end up with the woman? Sorry, this
is not a film podcast. Each tribal race to arrange
a series of logs from shortest to longest, and build
a staircase up to the top of a tower. Three
members will sail down a zip line into the water,
retrieve a bag of puzzle pieces, and then swim back
(31:45):
to shore. The first tribe to solve their puzzle winds immunity.
I too, takes the lead immunity as immediately as they
always do. Yule does the challenge wearing very tiny glasses,
which I thought was interesting. Nuts he crashed into the
water with them. All yeah, I would have taken him off. Yeah,
me too, me too, But I understand that.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
I couldn't see. I wouldn't want to risk losing my glasses.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Because then you can't see it all for the rest
of your time. And you're exactly right, Chase. Yeah, the
guy who wrote a song about this. I know, literally
this song came to my mind.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Why does nobody wears glasses and survivor of something?
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Rich?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, Oliver Rich, Yeah, he does a lot of like
he read. I think he writes a song a day,
Is that right? Can we hear some bars from it?
Can somebody sing? Yeah, let's just keep going. It's been
a while. I haven't heard the song in a while, Okay,
I look it up on my own. Time. We get
an insane shot of Nate on the zip line. I
don't know if you guys caught that.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
The one where Yeah, somehow that cameras like in between
his legs because the monkey yeah, which yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Also Candace calling him a fish and a monkey earlier
and then Jeff compares him to that during the challenge
was crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeahah, I just didn't.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I don't know how that shot happened.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Exactly what I mean, they were prepared next time, Yeah,
they were like the.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
In between the legs.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
It was wild, but it was so it was such
an insane shot at Nate. Then, uh, that goes on
for quite a bit. Then the puzzle part is where
it gets really close and raire Row actually wins.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Immunity came from behind, pulled it out.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
And you can see that for ten dollars a month
patreon dot com slash making the merche no. I think
he's talking about Ozzie coming from so yeah, that's the
end of I think that's what Chase was talking about. Yeah,
making them merch five. I say, I say, we just
(33:43):
uh apologized to everyone profusely for what I've become and
then give them back their money.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
I think the last Johnny Cash song, Chase, you have
nothing to be ashamed of.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
What's that Johnny Cash song where he's like, whatever become
hurt my sweetest friend. Yeah, yeah, that's a line song
that Johnny Cash covered. What a great song.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
It is a great song.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
But yeah, you're just a little problematic today, Chase. I
always thought I was a problematic. I was a problematic.
I just brought up the things that happened in the episode.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Just rewind the tape, you know when I when I
publish it later.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Did I did I maybe takes three shots before we
recorded this? Yes? But was it because brand was ten
minutes late?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I was going to do it regardless.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Yeah, and I didn't eat anything today. So it's just
a whole combination of.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
What's brand's excuse? Are you just like this?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I feel like I'm doing a great job today.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I don't know. I don't think brand. Brand's the same.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
I'm always a delightful I think, yet I don't care
what you guys want.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
What if I was just like, hey, let's cut the
last fifteen minutes and just keep going.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I'm sure I'll cut a lot of it. You don't
have to wonder about that. Uh So who won? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I okay, So now you're not even listening. Hold on,
I remember Brad.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
I remember because it was Brad who was supposedly mister
puzzle Man, and then he didn't clinch it at that moment,
and so then.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I didn't even put that together. That's so true.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Wait, what are you talking about, raire row one? I'm
thinking about the challenge from earlier. I need they're very
similar challenges.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That is definitely a critique, that's definitely in PD's defense,
definitely a critique of this episode is that it is
the same.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Don't say's defense in your defense too, because you immediate
were like, yeah, I didn't even notice that because PD
talked me into it. M PD in my defense Immediately,
I immediately felt like I was wrong because both of
you agreed.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
So I too, that's who no rare road war. I
meant I was gonna say they lost.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
But I thought at puzzles yeah, yeah, and the and
they won, yeah, I thought it was and then he
lost it for him.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
And then then he went home, and then Brad went home.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
What I think you guys watched the recap episode instead
of the actual episode.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
So so I too. Then is going to tribal council
and it's either Pinner or Ozzie, and no one trusts
Pinner and Ozzie's a big threat, and Flicka is also
on the table and Sondra calls her a mosquito that
won't die.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, And what's very interesting about this whole kind of
like before tribal interaction, is Flicka is actually pushing really
hard for it to be Jonathan, which this is the
first time we actually see her like play the game,
which was really interesting.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
And I bet you appreciated that because you're pushing really
hard for Jonathan to get eliminated from our show too.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
So yeah, yeah, I basically went, all, Jonathan's gone from
my life.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Wow, yeah, yeah, I'll be sad when m hm he
might win.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
You don't know, no, oh, okay, okay, who's gonna win?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I don't I don't think he's gonna win. You boom
boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Boom boom boom boom selgia boy, I think he.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I think so boy just got arrested for something real bad.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
So I apologize. Oh really, I did see that on
It was trending, but I didn't click. I didn't even
see that anyways. Flicka, let's just go to tribal Flicka
has been flicked off of the dude.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
That was really good. What's so funny is the amount
of people that wrote the name Jessica on the paper.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Jeff until the very end wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
He wouldn't do the bit. I love that the very.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
First person wrote Flicka and Jeff said.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Jessica. Yeah, he just refuses. He's just not gonna do it.
Is let me ask you a question, is cowboy the
Cowboy's real name or is that a nickname? It's a nickname.
He had no problem calling that man cowboy, but he
will not call him call her flicka. Another thing. There's
other seasons. I think it's like Guatemala, where there's like
(38:28):
there's like, uh, someone named Rambo or something like that.
He has no problem calling them Rambo. But why is
he so caught up on calling her flicka? Uh?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
He thinks it's dumb.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Maybe he hates that movie and maybe maybe or maybe
the franchise, maybe it's a rival network. Maybe Paramount was like, dude,
you cannot talk about that movie. Yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Instead talk about Bad Boys too, Bad Guys Too, Bad Boys,
two different movie not.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
For kids, Bad Guys too. Can you get the crystal
out of the safe and avoid the lasers?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Hey? Bonus points for if you can remember what the
name of that Crystal was. I don't know. I am
a guffin night Crystal's.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I just saw the movie too, dang, which is the
same thing. It's the whole that was the whole time.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
Did you react the same way the Big Brother contestants
did about how amazing it was and it showed you
a lesson about how like the bad guys aren't always
like you know the what was it? People can appear bad.
You don't judge a book by its cover. I think
that's the lesson, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Mean it's the same lesson as the first one.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
But it is a good flick.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
It's a good flicker, and uh, I.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Would recommend can you talk about it as if you
were on Big Brother?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I have never in all of my years, seen a
movie quite like this. It move me, but at the
same time I found myself being really excited and happy
that at the end of the day, the bad guys
were the good guys.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Man. You never that was a Big Brother diary room confessional,
brand on Big Brother? Where's my brand?
Speaker 4 (40:20):
BBB? Big Brother brand? Get him on Brother? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, all right, we did it well, I think we
did it. I do.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
I do have one last question is it about? And
that is octopus?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Uh? Does anyone hear brand? You haven't seen this before,
so really it is just a question for for PD.
In the preview for next week, a twist happens. Do
you remember what that twist is?
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Nope, I didn't even watch the preview.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I didn't watch the preview either. Oh, I forgot that
I was the only one that took this seriously. Anyway,
I do not remember what the twist is, but when
I saw the preview, and there's a part of my
brain in the back of my head that was like,
I remember this being epic. So I'm gonna be really
disappointed if we get to next weekend. It's not that
big of a deal because when I saw the preview,
I got really excited.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Look, Chase, I don't trust most of your brain, but
definitely not the part in the back.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
What's wrong with my brain? What's wrong with my brain?
C guys, we gotta get Jonathan Show in a punching bag.
How do you want to wrap this up? Oh?
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Am I badmin? Do I have to have some sort
of outro for like a podcast?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, yeah, So I got so much
Speaker 4 (41:45):
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