E10 Winter Time Blues

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Murph (00:03):
What's going on? Hello?
Hello? I don't You're the energyI'm not I'm just the common
energy. Like you're the energy

Zac Saleski (00:10):
Welcome to ultimate parallel universe. Yes. Label
guys

Murph (00:16):
no more ASMR

NO NO NO NO WAY smart.

Murph (00:20):
No idea. This friend the kids are into

this. This okay he goes to Canada every Monday
couldn't wait. Jesus

Murph (00:33):
well that's all about the policies

don't you dare be my cat versation sir

Murph (00:41):
All right have to bring your plus Yeah.

Well we'll go to a brand new episode of maple
glaze. This is the secondepisode of 2022 All right, br If
we had more do I make bust? What2022 We went to Oh, gotcha.
I will combust well,

Murph (01:00):
we'll all be dead by the way All right. Yeah. Like what
was that like a train joke orsomething? I don't know.
Combustion and

oh my god. Like ended on whatever i

Murph (01:14):
There we go ahead with our weakest episode ever. And he
said Oh, welcome to your sextable. Go

this guy. Hey, welcome. This This is our 10th
episode, right. podcast. Yeah,so we

Murph (01:31):
are not ever that significant age right now.
Exactly. We're not significantly10 can't really do much here in
the US.

Yeah. We switch up the angles on the video portion
because I kind of felt wait weswitched angles. Yes. Oh, this
podcast notice it is all aboutangles, angles and angles to
angles podcasts direct. And COhockey puck continue cold
hockey. He likes football onSunday offseason Yep, there we
go. But in the in the part timewe like algebra.

Murph (02:01):
Exactly. Geometry, Algebra math. I hate math. Yeah.
No, no bueno. No.

God it's been welcomer Yeah, right. as well.
As you get to work we're Yeah,we're kind of beat up a little
bit both of us in differentways. Yes. Like, I guess

Murph (02:20):
spiritually mentally or just you know, a lot of things.

You can tell her where he is lot of hemp.

Murph (02:27):
Exactly. Yeah. Just gotten his LD super yo, is
douchebag it's easier chillchakra. moving to California

running out. Yeah, I gotta I gotta go to go
recharge

Murph (02:39):
moons and Venus and Venus is in Mars. And I don't know,
whatever they say like that. I'ma Taurus. I don't know. It just
goes from there.

I have to get more plutonium to recharge.

Murph (02:48):
Yep, that's it.

You're chill lifeforce is if anybody ever is
used that those words in thesentence I'm, I'm kicking.

Murph (02:57):
You even joked about that. I kind of want to end this
by just kind of in a really badway. Like, you're that person.
You got like that example is waytoo specific and real for me
like I'm like, yeah, totally.
Someone has totally said whatthere's

something in my gut that it's one punch the hell out
I kind of want to

Murph (03:13):
Yeah. But like yeah, I just got like, internally
triggered that was bad. Wow, am

I ever the angriest first few minutes?

Murph (03:27):
For no reason my life in general. This one. Like, you
lied to me bad when you getangry at yourself. That's really
bad.

You know, we try to watch tic TOCs to kind of liven
up the mood before we jump onand record this but it's it's
hoists

Murph (03:45):
so is there a strap tic TOCs Oh, is there stress?

You're watching Eilers private our

Murph (03:53):
No, it's just people are really thirsty. Drinking water.

The thirst trap?
Ah, incredible. Yep.
You know, there's probablysomebody in this on this earth
and she's believed that samething. Totally. Oh, boy. It's
what's been going on this week,man. What's what's happening?
Obviously you're angry. You'reright at life. Boy. Yeah, right.
Just for Let's go. What's goingon, buddy?

Murph (04:19):
I've been unfortunately guess everything's pretty quiet
on the on the homefront rightnow. This is where you get into
the the as we talked about lastpodcast the what was it the
January blues are the whatever.
Yeah, winter blues. So like,literally just kind of grinding
every day now. So it's just kindof work. Watch the hockey games.
My dad guy COVID Which kind ofsucked but he's doing good now.

(04:41):
So he's, they. He hasn't beenable to coach yet until he gets
a negative result. But to getthe podcast, exactly podcast. It
helps fight COVID luck.

Yep, it does. Yep.

Murph (04:58):
ADC doesn't want you to know that but the We found that
out it's an underground movementwe're learning

to pirate radio.

Murph (05:10):
Not even a thing anymore people go well, I guess maybe
pirate podcasts sounded weird.
I'd baby give it a listen for awrong geographic for that one.
Right. Yeah. Yard. All right.
Dr. Steve.

Got a really insightful Tell me more.

Murph (05:27):
No. Good news is arrangers looks like they're
gonna make the playoffs theBlackhawks will not. So that
means hopefully, and a fewmonths, I will be going to New
York to watch a playoff game,which is always exciting. I've
got to experience every culture.
So that's always fun. I don't Ican't really compare to anything
because I've never been to aplayoff football game. So I
don't really I couldn't saylike, oh, it's better or worse,

(05:50):
or

I've been the one.
Okay.
That counts. She's somethingthat players how much
was the thing like

Murph (05:59):
what actually counts? I think I've only I've only been
to definitely but no one? Yeah,one no, two, one or two. Anyway,
yeah,

I know. We always had to choose like one game out
of the year for us. Like, thisis my dad has season tickets,
the chiefs. He basically said,Hey, you guys chose one. Choose
one for the year, playoffs alittle bit different. Cuz he's
like, Well, we can figure outsomething. Maybe he guys, you
know, can choose one thathappened. But that was towards
late 90s. So there, they werekinda. The team was getting

(06:29):
older, so they didn't reallymake it too far actually know
the Marty Schottenheimer years.
That's kind of how I was.
I live by them. Okay,there. Yeah. I went to one
playoff game. It was the chiefsand colts couple years back.
That's when I think Andy Reid'sfirst year, and then we've
dropped by 28 at halftime, andthen we end up losing the game.

Murph (06:49):
Painting man will do that to you. She was Andrew Luck.
They'll do that to you too.
Yeah, let's go. Oh, yeah. Hesaid Andy. Yeah, Okay, gotcha.
Yeah.

Other 2013 I guess I don't.

Murph (06:59):
Yeah, mine was my dad was with the flyers in Philadelphia.
Oh, they played against thecapitals. And yeah, the
capitals. capitals? Obviously.
No, sorry.

Do you? Run? What were you there during like, the
days where your dad's playingFlorida?

Murph (07:15):
I mean, yeah, but I was you probably I was five years
old.

So it was a great match.

Murph (07:21):
If I did if I did go to a game I don't remember any of it.
Surface languages. Gee, I wasdrinking a lot and blacking out
and fine. Lost a lot of thoseyears. sparkling apple juice.
Exactly. You drink earlier inCanada a lot earlier. Like
healthfully early. Hopefully,unhealthy. Yeah. Totally early,
actually. Yeah. So Abdulah good.
Yeah. Do you remember so now itis two because I also went to

(07:43):
when the Blue Jackets made theplayoffs for the first time my
dad was coaching for Columbus.
Yeah, that was awesome. Andunfortunately, we got swept in
four games against Detroit. Butyou know, it was really good
that was like it kind of likewhat it was yeah, just kind of
like you said about the cheeseto Detroit was transitioning out
but they were still good but notgood enough to win cups anymore.

(08:05):
So you know,

God I'm an idiot. I went to the one the Ravens game
with you.

Murph (08:09):
That's right. Yeah, I don't know Mr. Yeah, that's
right. That's when we freakedout because we were winning. And
we split the popcorn all overthat guy. He was not happy with
us

well, jackets were down with three games that
nothing Yeah, yeah,

Murph (08:22):
so that's getting sweep for games. Yeah. Swept after
that. Yeah,

yeah, we I mean, at that point, we're just like, oh,
whatever happens but they startclimbing back as a call. Wow,
this actually might be a gamethis would have happened. where
the puck was the UMR it was aMario whatever,

Murph (08:39):
buddy. Would you like do the double high five? Yeah, we
just knocked out his hand and wejust scored

Yeah, Murph turns our buddy Mr. And dislike double
high fives. Bar had this hugebag of popcorn hits it. Popcorn
goes everywhere. was after that,like the start? You guys started
shaking it.

Murph (08:58):
I've ever like that. I just started messing with them
with it at the park or justgoing everywhere. And there's
this old guy sitting next tohim. And it literally just goes
all over him and he just gives aMarlin dirtiest to be

like to make to add more effect to it. The guy was
mid clap. Oh, having a greattime ever. He's like, Are you
kidding me? Son of a bitch.
Yeah. Yeah,this salty crap. All right.

Murph (09:21):
We have Mars Brown. And this guy was white. So like
white privilege can't do it. Butit was yeah, it was it was
hilarious. But it was an awesomegame. Unfortunately, they lost I
think in overtime. I gave herand I'm thinking I don't want to
overtime or it's like, it wasdefinitely last minutes because
I can still remember to thisday. They made what it was like
a Yeah, it was like off sides orsomething they should have
called they did a goal. And Iwas like, This is crazy.

But I remember the fans throwing stuff at the rep.
Yeah, it was bad. Yep. Iremember that. Because they call
a couple like, I don't know offsighs or some crappy call. And
then I think all I remember wasthe rest are skating off and
people were just chucking theirbeers out. Don't

Murph (10:00):
count as as well. They put the netting around the ring
so they they got pelted by somethings on their way out. Yep,
definitely.

I mean, that was like one of my first I don't
know, three four hockey gamesI've been to so I'm like, This
is crazy.

Murph (10:14):
It was awesome. That arena was filled. And that's the
thing about Columbus is likethey can when they want to, they
can fill that rank. It is a goodrank for a full crowd. When you
when they want it. That's whythat's that's the that's the
Asterix next to it. Fortunately,my opinion is there's a quite a
few Columbus people that arebandwagon fans. So like, Jack is
doing great. Everyone wants togo on the blue jacket start

(10:35):
dipping a little bit. Nobodygoes to games. It's the weirdest
thing. But yeah, anyway, you getmore out of town fans because
it's cheaper than where they'refrom. So like Pittsburgh,
Toronto, Detroit. They all makethe trip here. It's crazy.

But it's wild, man.
Right?

Murph (10:50):
Well, that. That's your bacon. Oh, is the cat that keeps
me going? It's freaking me out.

This is a gamer to find the cat. I

Murph (11:01):
don't want to find the cat. Let her loose. She's
already loose. We can hear. Likewho says loose letter? Jeez,
that sounds like a euphemism.

I'll tell you about one of my old roommates from
college we used to do yes,totally let our roommates dog
loose one time. And he becausehe just kept the door open
first. No stupid reason. Andthis dog just takes off.
Everybody gets his dog back,pulls it back and he's like,
What the hell is your problem?
Why did you let him go? He'slike, Hey, man. If your dog runs
away comes back to you. It'strue love as Chris right now as

(11:34):
I should call him. Oh, okay.
Interesting. The spacey cargo.
Good dude. But in his own worldlike as I was telling that
story, Murph was like I'm gonnafind this cat. I have to keep
looking for her. Yeah, I just asif there's $100 Bill it's chalk
to right hey,

Murph (11:55):
never no joke on you. One day I'll be over at someone's
house and there will be $100Bill strapped onto the cat and I
find it's my bill $100 richer.

Right everybody?
Anybody in the Columbus area?
Please strap a couple bucks toyour cats.

Murph (12:10):
I'll go hunting. I they may not be alive but I will hunt
and find these cats.

You see a strange Canadia with with a bow there

Murph (12:20):
I'm half I'm half halfway prefer the crossbow

Why are you right sir more.
Yeah, but to find this.

Murph (12:32):
crossbow is more a crossbow is more accurate and so
an arrow you gotta count forwind and all that crazy stuff.
The crossbow you just point andpole and that's it. It's done.
cats out of its misery and I got$100

You use a promo to say that cats out of the bag.

Murph (12:46):
Now that's No, no, no. I wonder who's like coined that
phrase. Like what? Like, whywould you have a cat in a bag?
That's how they like drown them.
Like, why would you think thatwas like a good thing? Oh, just
this cat in my bag. And I gotout. Like better? Yeah, I

can even like just imagine being so happy that you
actually have your name attachedto a phrase like that. Or maybe
maybe you just don't tell peoplethat you took homage to that
phrase. You just you're justinside you're like yes, mine.

Murph (13:19):
Oh, you came Yeah. Try and patent that shit. Especially
how much that stuff's used likeyeah

tribal kind of financial corner with Murph this
is a no

Murph (13:29):
you don't want me doing your finances? No, no, no, I
never Yeah, so literally thefirst lesson dare steal a craft
reverse lesson will be supportthe really good athletic brother
and live off him that's that'sthat's the first lesson and my
happy my happy my financialhour. Oh god. The first lesson

(13:50):
ride on the coattails of otherpeople's success. That's how it
works.

There we go. That's it write it down. That's it
podcast over write down. Eat toknow swallow it. Embrace it.

Murph (14:03):
Go hunt for cats

boy we're not we're not messing around.

Murph (14:10):
I have one adopt a bunch of cats now donate money to them
and release them all overColumbus. Just see what happens

to go bad Willy Wonka

Murph (14:20):
right I just type a note to them. Congrats you found this
cat. Here's kind of sandboxrereleased the cat

found this golden ticket. You have to wait till
the cat poops and like peoplejust wandering around chasing
cats.

Murph (14:36):
That's happening on even the cats take that to Anthony
Thomas is

just chasing around cats. Man
if you ever clicked off by now,

Murph (14:48):
I'm shocked. Yes, this is this is definitely really
pulling things out of our ass onthis one. It's been a week. It's
been it's been a week. Whatabout you Zack, how's your week?
What's going on in your week butnowhere know you're getting
really cool, soft cool overthere.

Getting turned on by teams. I'm ready to throw
hands.

Murph (15:07):
That's just don't throw my way.

No

Murph (15:14):
I'm sorry man rejection sucks.

That's all good.
You know how it is? Yeah, it'strue.

Murph (15:19):
I am not. I'm catching people stealing and not getting
even to admit to it. So that'sbeen a rough week.

Murphy has one foot out this podcast as you can see
on the video version.

Murph (15:28):
Yep. Well, you pushed me again. I got lost my lost my
marker. Oh, there we go. Therewe go. Here again.

Alright. Yeah,

Murph (15:36):
I lost my marker. We got put like tape on the floor.
Thank you. There we go. Is thatbetter?

Yeah, there we go.

Murph (15:42):
I feel like I have to blow this mic or something. It's
just like, not gonna do

that talk. Like Yeah. Double Tees talks to the
tip.

Murph (15:52):
I now don't want to do this podcast anymore.

You lost Thank you.

Murph (15:59):
Oh, that's Oh, rip Betty White. You know what Betty White
left and everything's gone forshit. I like our podcast.

Recipes. Her rhombi right. died in vain.

Murph (16:11):
That was yours. It

was it. 2019 19 shady. No, that was like 1602 17
Man I'm getting.
It's been it's been a minute.

Murph (16:23):
In six years.

It's been up there, man. It's been. Oh, wow. I base
everything off of 2016 was agreat year about it.

Murph (16:37):
I've been deep. Do you have any tobacco that?

Oh, no, just from my own personal coaching
experience. That's it.
Oh, okay. Gotcha. Okay, that'sfair. Okay.
That's my milestone on my head.
All right.

Murph (16:51):
Have you seen this stuff online that claims that the
horombo debt started where theworld is now?

That's pretty deep, right? That's pretty freakin me.
Actually, a lot Murph.

Murph (17:02):
Right. I actually saw I saw a pretty funny video and it
was like, it was like, Oh, metalking to my kids and like,
tell me about the 2010s is likeit all started when we killed
this ape. Like yeah, go intothere. But yeah, there was I
like I don't know everybodyeveryone's just saying how funny
it is that are Ave died. Andthen like, all this other

(17:23):
horrible crap happened after it.

It did. Yeah.

Murph (17:28):
And when this podcast started, and the world started
healing.

I don't know after Bob Saget died, things got weird
that

Murph (17:35):
okay, not not funny, but it's kind of funny, but also sad
in a way. I was hanging outthere, right. I was hanging out
my girlfriend, and she was like,Oh, Bob Saget died. And I was
like, tick tock. And for somereason,

don't you dare lie.

Murph (17:52):
I couldn't for some reason. I couldn't remember who
he was like, Well, you know, helived to a good old age. I
thought he was like, I thoughthe was like a Bob Costas. Sir. I
don't know something like Ithought he was like a really old
head like, and literally like,baseball cards. cost us I know,
I said that names. The first onepopped in my head.

Been a real one, bro. Right.

Murph (18:13):
But I was like, oh, it looks good. Like he like looked
at me kind of funny. And she'slike, I guess so. And then I
think it was a day later. So Iwas like, suppose it's the guy
from full house. So I like texther I was like, I didn't realize
is the guy from full house.
Yeah, no, he didn't live a longlife. Like that was like, that
was still pretty early. Andshe's like, Yeah, I didn't want
to tell you, but I'm pretty sureshe's like, I knew you had

(18:34):
something so wrong person.

Oh, my God. That's that is four, five, right? I
didn't want to. I didn't want togo down that road. And, you
know, tell you how wrong youwere. But the hell with

Murph (18:48):
it right. GGT I'd figure out one way or the other.

She just went on social media. And well, okay,
sorry, Bob. So

Murph (18:56):
when were right when Betty White passed, it was not
on social media the nightbecause it was I think my New
Year party right? Or somethinglike that?

I don't it was earlier that day, it was Oh,
yeah. Earlier that day. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. I think it waslike early. Earlier that day,
though. Yeah, the DA and you

Murph (19:14):
were drunk as hell. So you probably don't remember I
even showed you my phone. I saidit's my I know this. When I want
breaking news. I go to Instagramfor all my breaking news. And I
was like, saw on Instagram yet.
It took to like the day afterfor people to post on Instagram.
Was it? Yeah,

no, it was yeah, it was New Year's Eve. Yeah, yeah.
So it's like earlier in the day,I saw it on like barstool.
That's the first place that'sall good.

Murph (19:36):
I don't know why I didn't see online but okay. Yeah,
that'd be like Oh, buddy weightsdid and like, let's get let's
get shit faced. And I'm like awhat? I mean, that's a weird way
to celebrate at all right? Imean, in all fairness, she did
live to a good age, but he's, Ithink they said, she's like, as
old as sliced bread, somethinglike that.

Now she saw sliced bread being invented. That's
right. Yes, she saw a whole tonof things. Be

Murph (20:00):
a ton of things. I'm surprised she did not write a
history book. She lived

like all of it. She lived through all the world
wars. She seen everything.
Everyone's done

Murph (20:07):
like the Yo mama so old she went to school. Noah like
Betty White is so old like,yeah, she's, she's like the
queen like they just never thinkthey're gonna die there because
he says, I'm sure there are somemen out there.

We've got our own queen.

Murph (20:25):
Actually. I would support that for Bayway being our queen.
That'd be pretty awesome.

Well, she did now we're gonna get a new queen.
Well, we can still honor her.
She would male streams.

Murph (20:41):
He's definitely not that one. No, not that one.

No bueno right now.
Yeah.
It's been a rough one. Yeah, itwas. It's been it's been weird.
I just kind of been busy workinga little bit more. Doing a lot
of stuff on the side. Stillediting videos. I finally got
around to doing the Game Dayvideo. So to be happy with that.
Alright, and yeah, that was fun.

Murph (21:03):
It was very fun. They just finally talked about it on
the last podcast so it's kind ofknocked out.

I am sure everyone's like, well, this is
kind of anticlimactic. Zach tookhis time when I was like, I'm
sorry. Just kind of

Murph (21:16):
kind of making what it's,

she's creatively kind of depleted for a couple
days.
I'm good. Just go get checkedout. I know. Call twice. Yeah.
He had Percocet or something. Aferret steroids were no. Yeah.
No, did it cleans.

Murph (21:38):
Like people said it's that I don't I keep forgetting
what it's called. But thewhatever the the winter blues
are minutes real,

like, in Ohio. It's probably like, yeah, we've been
we've been snowing

Murph (21:49):
and raining. It hasn't been I think yesterday was the
highest it's been in the weekand was like 30 was like the
first time I walked down. I'mlike, I could just wear a coat.
And I walk out and I'm like, Idon't want to be outside.

I got nasty allergies last week, because
like it was one day it was 12degrees. And then the next day
was like 41 Oh yeah. And thenthe next day was like 23 And
then

Murph (22:11):
remember, Tuesday is when you get sick because your body's
like it's cold. I will get readyfor the cold and then it's warm
time to let down your shieldsand cold again. You're sick.
You're like son of a bitch.
Right? That should have been ourpodcast name this sniffle
brothers with how bad oursinuses are.

Brought to you by Musa next exactly.

Murph (22:31):
I prefer I prefer shit.
Why am I blanking on it now? Sono, Sudafed? I finally got it.
Sudafed,

they were favorite drug Sudafed.

Murph (22:41):
They've had you buy a bunch of it you can make
stronger drugs? Ooh, that's whythey swipe your ID

Do you tell Murph right

Murph (22:49):
but I prefer what really what really is smelling markers
really makes up the sinusesthough they can Expo a

man some of those like the the only set a set
ones.

Murph (23:09):
Oh, yeah, those are awesome. I got those ones. But
those are awesome.

I used to love our class because he's had like the
cherry. Scented ones like

Murph (23:20):
see like to pop chairs.
Okay, Murphy was trying tobrighten the mood here.

I'm gonna put this as in the corner. You have a
podcast corner where we just putpeople in it for talking
nonsense.

Murph (23:33):
Well, that's nonsense.
It's just really bad dad jokes.

That was gonna be that kind of podcast now.

Murph (23:40):
You knew what you signed up for? I didn't sign up for
this. But you knew what happenedwhen you volunteered me to sign
up on the website? Yeah,exactly. You registered the
domain name. Do we ever donatedhis domain name? So

I don't know. Give a dope brick name. No, it's uh
yeah, we got our own littlelittle website thingamajig okay,
but we don't have like alegitimate one that has our our
fancy pictures or any otherstuff like that. We don't have a
whole lot we don't we just we'renot there yet. Now it's just
leave alone. Just drop it.

Murph (24:14):
It's funny that I asked that question or like anyone
else brought it up but yeah,that's yeah, leave alone guys GS
and C's ex grieving.

kissy Murph grieving for Bob Costas.

Murph (24:25):
Exactly. I don't even know how old podcast this is. I
just know he's a person thatinvolves sports. I think it's
football. school sports likeyours. I can't believe it's just
football but I'm not sure onthat one.

It's being a football. Wonderful. Chiefs are
doing well. So there's

Murph (24:41):
no playoff game this weekend. Another one against the
other

team. Titans. The team in Buffalo. Oh, by us? Yes.

Murph (24:50):
Oh, yes. Yes, they say the bills and they just wouldn't
be asked. Yeah, yes, yes. Yes.
You just he said the team inBuffalo. So I thought why did
you say the bills

because I But I know how much you love Buffalo
Murphy's a massive fan ofBuffalo.

Murph (25:08):
I don't even know why you said that people were big. Oh,
there must be a story. There'sno story there's I have no I
really played

NHL pass and I always asked Murph is like I'm a
buffalo he's like, I just don'tlike buffalo. Like why? Don't
like oh, there's dirty bird. No,it's both I swear to God.
Probably both of them too. Oh,yeah, there's
a lot of them. Okay, see a lot

Murph (25:28):
but like, I can't say I've ever been like, Buffalo
like there's just been like no.
Buffalo like yeah, no, Iwouldn't want to live there. No,
do anybody Oh, like Yeah, likedo I hate their sports teams?
Like I don't hate them. I don'tlike them like one of those is
what it is. Well, they can exist

just see see what happened last week. Um, so for
their playoff game with thePatriots. They now to be fair,
the temperature supposedly wassupposed to be fair to be fair,
their their temperature was benegative 20 kick off with a
windchill that's pretty warm forthem. Sure. For Minnesota it's
nothing now right? But it's likeit I'll see us
or Fahrenheit or Celsius.

(26:10):
So it's like there's a couple oflike headlines going around they
said that tickets were actuallyas low as $50

Murph (26:17):
a share down as low as 20 have been funny. Continue

to yourself go the box office. I'll give you 20
Yeah, you can get

Murph (26:25):
$1 for every degree.

Exactly so but so that was like negative 20 that
really got damaged but the MCSEand then the bottom bowl
actually was is weird becausethey're only about 250 bucks for
seats for the bottom bowl soit's like how did

Murph (26:45):
I sell out every gate I saw every game that they must
cuz I had no bills mafia's crazy

during the season they do but for some reason I
think it was just so cold herelike it's not even worth going
out. What yeah like it was the

Murph (26:56):
bills and fans are known for like it doesn't like rain
shine or negative degreesthey're out there

a I think they technically sold out by game
time by kickoff but pricesthough but I'd say look if you
look at like the the gameitself, there was a bunch of
empty seats towards the top, themiddle part of the top end and
then towards the back towardsnosebleeds. It was just crazy.
So like, if you guys comparethat to arrowhead again, city.

Murph (27:23):
Shocker compared to arrowhead,

even for the top end, I mean, you're probably
gonna pay about 100 bucks 120for a seat, I'm sure now it's a
lot more weight when we werewhen my family would go there
for games about 275 a seat onthe bottom. And so it's like,
but when you get to playofftime, 340 bucks. 500 bucks
depending on it. So it just itIt's wild. I could be hopefully,

(27:50):
hopefully buffalo doesn't takeit to us this week. I'll be
happy with that. So great story.
Thank you.

Murph (27:58):
I'm just I'm so confused how we get our Okay, no, no, I
mean, you talked about

buffalo. I talked about crazy prices, bro. That's

Murph (28:05):
fair. That you know what?
That's crazy prices. My old welive in?

I don't know. Okay, see Murph great

Murph (28:10):
COVID. And crazy prices are some peace right? Now it is
funny though, that the rate thatthe ticket prices during
playoffs get jacked up. But it'sjust because they know that so
many people want to go it'splayoff game. So it's like,
yeah, they can charge youwhatever you want. It's true.

That's the best part was a lot of these NFL
teams. Now. They get to a pointwhere I'm not sure if you seen
that other games. But have youguys ever watched like NFL games
on TV, but there's a crap ton ofamount of just other teams fans,
that GG kind of stack, you know,stack in like the visitor stand,

(28:48):
like Vizard bands that come inand just stack up and basically
take over like these home homefeels almost like you guys look
on TV. The Chiefs have done thatand I'm sure patriots wherever
they go, you get these fans thatkind of take over on the road
and just kind of make it theirown their second home field
advantage. But she's actuallylike trying to curb that.
Because they're very proud oftheir home atmosphere. So they

(29:12):
actually told the Buffalo Bills,like alright, we'll give you a
cap of 3500 3500 tickets. Ifpeople were pissed, I was like,
There's no way you can checkthat.

Murph (29:24):
I said, how are they gonna enforce that? Like, show
us your driver's license? Likebuffalo? Gotcha. Get the fuck
out of here.
Like are you associated withright? Yeah,
you know, and, you know, youknow, some of those bills fans
too are nuts. Like they'll paycrazy money so cheese fans will
sell their tickets like,

like, that's a jump through barriers.

Murph (29:43):
But, you know, on top of all the shit I'm talking about,
I do respect that it is kind ofnice to hear. A place that
doesn't value the almightydollar as much as homefield
advantage because like true, Ithink I've already told the
story but like, that's why Ilike a lot of people. So my My
dad played and coached inFlorida for the Panthers which

(30:03):
is in Miami. They're called theFlorida Panthers, but they're in
Miami. Yeah. Florida has twohockey teams. So it's funny that
the Panthers are dedicated theFlorida Panthers and then Tampa
Bay is Tampa Bay Lightning. Butanyway, so it's in Miami. So the
second state, my dad at thePanthers was coaching. And that
was when I don't know if I wasin college at that time. When I

(30:25):
was just graduated. I was just Iwas just on the verge. Yeah. So
So anyway, so we went to go seehim, I think during one of my
breaks, and everyone in college,yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. Why
should we not spring breakthere? And we were such nerds in
college, but didn't have thegrades for it.

The you're afraid that Debbie like Tyler? Oh,
yeah. Business down here.

Murph (30:47):
Right. The point? Yeah, that's actually probably exactly
what it was. But anyway, sopeople always are like that.
They're like, Why does Miamihave a hockey team? And so I
found out why when the one yearwe went and you'd be like and
you'd be watching a game andyes, just like you would all

(31:07):
think like the my the FloridaPanthers do not bring a big
crowd. But what what are thereare a lot of in Florida, or as
they call winter birds, whichare people from Canada and New
York that come to Florida fortheir condos during the winter
to escape the horrible wintersup here. So what are one of the
things they want to do whenthey're down here? Go watch a

(31:29):
hockey game. So when the RangersCanadians, Maple Leafs and
islanders I think I think thoseare the those the first three i
said i remember but theislanders maybe were like they
come into town. And I kid younot you be at the game watching.
And it was like just their fanslike they like literally it was

(31:51):
like now of course they stilldidn't sell out the rink, but it
would be like a hole or bowlsfilled 90% of the more the way
fans.

He was going there just to cool off, right? But
like

Murph (32:04):
So the big thing a Montreal because they're French
Canadians is they like to do theole chant. And so I like they
were playing the Panthers wereplaying Montreal, and I shit you
not after every goal at Olechant would go and it literally
felt like you're in Montreal,just everyone was saying Ole.
And then it got so bad that eventhe ticket sales ads would be

(32:28):
like, hey Munch, and this is aduring a Panthers. Be like hey,
Montreal Canadian fans, yourCanadians will be back in
Florida at this time. Get yourtickets and I'm like, where am
I? Like I'm in Florida. Why am Ilike lightweight? And I was oh
my gosh, it was crazy. Cateringto it. Yeah. Catering. And then
they would like and then like itwas same thing when we saw

(32:49):
Toronto play like there'd beToronto fans and then they would
like put up on the big screenthey'd be like Toronto fans,
your your Maple Leafs will beback this time and this time, so
get tickets and you're like youknew that was the only thing
keeping them afloat was the OAsettler was when what await
teams come in? She said my dadclaimed which I believe this is
that's why they would schedulethose opponents in Florida at

(33:11):
that time, because they know thewinter birds would be there to
buy tickets in the NHL was Carolpushing for the Miami market. So
now they're doing actuallyreally well. So I think the fans
are kind of back at thebuilding. But yeah, it was
really I was actually there's areally funny picture on the
internet. Like one of their homeopeners. They had like 10 people
show up. And this was likebefore COVID So Lily, just no

(33:32):
one wanted to go watch the game.
It was bad. It was really bad.
So yeah, like it's holy.

How that was like the other year there. They were
making that playoff push. Yeah,I'll never forget it. And I just
I was just curious to see like,I was like, looking at like
numbers and seeing where thetendency is. Especially really
these markets because NHL wantsto push Oh, yeah. Certain
markets so hard. They wanted towork. Yeah, because a TV money
is He that's ridiculous. So Ieven during the playoff push, I

(34:00):
think I looked at it. I think Ithink Florida was like, third or
fourth from bottom on attendancethroughout the season. So it's
like, yeah, Damn, it's bad. It'sreally bad. And then
like, if you compared it to likeColumbus, it's always funny
because it kind of it's alldepends on the year they're
having it's having a good yearusually the top end they're
having a bad year. The bottomhalf Yeah. So it's they're very

(34:23):
wishy washy, right.

Murph (34:25):
And I think too and I feel in football is probably the
same. I also think the peoplethat like run the league's as
well as like the TV, like, theydon't want to go to these areas.
Like I had a buddy that was likea runner for like, NBC or
something when the Blue Jacketsmade a push. Yeah, I think he
overheard a few of them andthey're like, more like we're
in. We're in Columbus, and thenI got to go to fucking

(34:47):
Pittsburgh. And basically,they're like, you know, they
want to be in Florida. They wantto be in Vegas. They want to be
in California. So I think that'swhy they push some of these
teams because they're like, Wedon't want like we want to go to
warm, nice environment. It alsoprobably attracts players
because I think they said, Ithink they said basketball was
having that problem or was likesome players were like, I'd
rather go play in Europe thanMilwaukee. Like things like

(35:08):
that. Like it was like, so Ihave a feeling to walk there.
Yeah,yeah. But at least a beer is
good, right?
Cream city. What always gets meHey, actually okay. Yeah, I
forgot I did have a question foryou. Oh, yeah. Why doesn't the
NFL ever have third jerseys? Ithink they rarely have them.

(35:30):
Like I very rarely see them.
Like, I feel like it's just kindof the same jerseys they come
into the league with and theynever switch them up.

Oh, they're doing it now. They're starting to i,
man, they, for some reason, theyit's very common traditional
thing where they prefer to do aHome and Away jersey. Yep. And
like every sport. Yeah. So theykind of prefer to stay within

(35:56):
those two realms, and that it'sa very traditional sport like
that. Oh, God. Damn. It goes acategory

Murph (36:03):
just like right here. So keep looking thinking she's
gonna be like, Yeah, me. Yeah.

So. Oh, God. Thank you. Thank you.

Murph (36:13):
I think you need a feed or something. Or you do. Oh, no,
she's in heat.

No, no, she just she feeling lonely. Now. That's
a heat. But nah. Okay, that'shelping something.

Murph (36:29):
But what's lonely? Why, like, what's that mean? Then?

She wants to have human companionship, which she
can't get to hear. She knows.
I'm busy. Okay.

Murph (36:36):
Anyway. All right.

We die. There you go. Yeah, there you go. Cat.

Murph (36:40):
We've solved cats.

Welcome to the cat Podcast. I'm Zack Canadian

Murph (36:45):
hockey colts and cats. No more football.

We're cats as a hobby. Right? You know, we
dabble into that.

Murph (36:52):
Now, you know it's a pretty solid musical.

Anyways for

Murph (36:56):
me, oh, whisper where I can tell you

as Murph was talking about Jesus, I can't
even continue on this. Abouttheir jerseys like they're
they're starting to do the colorrush stuff now. Color what color
rush What's that basis? A thirdjersey? It's all this they call
it? Yeah, so like if you seenthe bangles, the white got
jerseys it's called Color rush.

Murph (37:17):
Okay, yeah. Sounds like a group of gay people running that
shoe. Color Ah, yeah. All right.
Anyway good to

know it's I mean, I guess you can kind of people
like to do that the home jerseysthe way jerseys and like to mix
like the way top of the, youknow, like a home pants. They'll
they'll kind of interminglethose, but I don't know, it's
you don't really see a whole lotof throwbacks unless it's like a
special occasion, maybe like the50th anniversary. Also, they

Murph (37:49):
do have throwbacks. They have throwbacks. It's like it's
just a white jersey with apatch. And that's nice.

Well, some teams are more much better with it
than others. I think at thebeginning of every season, they
always have to check with theNFL is like alright, we want to
do this for a special occasionand have to get okayed by NFL. I
don't know why. Oh, man. Sothat's why you see like the
Packers with the old style likepackers jerseys every now and
then. Or the Eagles.

Murph (38:16):
I guess at the end of the day, the football jerseys, like
unlike hockey, it's like theydon't really have much of a
crust or anything on it. So

yeah, like but they just talked about this as begin
the season where they're goingto start to bring back like the
throwback helmets. Oh, cool. Sowould they think that their
throwback like uniforms couldcome back in the next couple of
years? For the cheetahs, itdoesn't really matter. Yeah. Cuz
like we were the Houston Texansare the Dallas Texas My bad. So

(38:41):
we were we were kind of thatwhole thing. So it doesn't
really fit us. Wait,

Murph (38:46):
so Dallas had two teams, right? Yeah, the Texans and the
Cowboys.

Yep. I know that.
Yeah. And we were both played atthe Cotton Bowl for a few years
and then they are basicallyfighting over TV rights. There
are two different leagues.

Murph (38:59):
Oh, I don't know why I don't remember seeing that
because at the end of thathistory Football Hall of Fame
was so massive I guess that'swhat she said was so massive
that I don't remember seeingthat but okay, cool. So

massive. He doesn't remember exactly. But yeah, so
it's the chiefs were basicallytenants there the Cotton Bowl
with the cowboys and then ohman, they basically cow was in a
winning gotcha the battle to theTV contracts with NFL Yeah. Then

(39:33):
then the Chiefs you know thebrand new league you know, they
basically like we can't handleto team so next you know that's
where the the name the Chiefscomes from because of the the
mayor the time we can't cityatrial Bartel very racist to do
No, no, no, they just call himthe chief because he was a big
deal. He's in charge is kind ofit was called. And also to He's

(39:54):
also involved in local boyscouts. Nice. So yeah, so he, he
reached out I think Yeah, that'sthe only thing that's only a
Native American. So he reachedout and said, Hey, we want
American football team be greatto have you on the moped so
nice.

Murph (40:09):
That's kind of how that works. Ah, cool. Did not know
that. That's awesome. Really,really unfortunate question, but
side note, I guess. What do youthink? Yes. What do you think
like cotton is going to bealmost viewed as something they
need to change. Oh my god, withall the history behind that, you
know, you know someone's gonnacome up and be like, I'm not

(40:30):
offended. You know, you know, heused to pick cotton back in the
day and be like, Oh, gosh.

You see, I love Tik Tok. We thought the cat but
there's this. Oh, I think it's ateam in Texas. I think it's high
school team.

Murph (40:44):
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's like whoa. Oh, like

Murph (40:49):
Oh, they got away. Well, I guess this is in Texas. And
like, they don't care in Texas.
But like, yeah, I got a wall.

It's a bad.
And like, there's like abasketball gym. It's like, all
basically just if you lookaround the gym is just like, the
signage is everywhere. And thecomment section is unbelievable.
People are like, wait, you canget away with that. What? It's
like what the hell's going on?

Murph (41:15):
Right? Yeah, you see this guy like, you see this kid
dribbling a ball? And then helike runs by the logo. You see
cotton picker? He's like, uh,whoa. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, it's
2022 You can't do that. Oh, buteven I know that's like come on.
Likecome on, man. Come on, you know

I don't know one of these days right? Hope there she
goes roll here

Murph (41:37):
all right, my jacket right okay. Well, Washington
Football Club ever changes thatyou think that's gonna stay
forever?

No change though.
Dan. Daniel sign likes to dothings on his own terms. So
he'll find no League

Murph (41:50):
has to approve it somehow.

Yeah, but you'll This is what a lot of teams will
do I guarantee you they'reprobably looking at this the
they'll definitely they'lldefinitely probably leak one or
two or three names and see howpublic reacts to it. And then
because I already there day onewas a generals or something like
that. I don't know commandosgenerals I don't know some but

(42:15):
they released one day andbecause they they released the
URL signup page, okay for thefootball team. And so they
thought that was a team name. Itsounds like well, I kept
thinking maybe they're just kindof holding off. They want to see
public opinion and see howthings go. No, it's still gonna

(42:36):
be weird anyway.

Murph (42:37):
She's gonna scratch it my coat by the way that's a nice
coat okay, I'm just making surethat her some cracking noises
and I'm like that's got

that's her back.
Okay.

Murph (42:47):
Well, I got it right.
Well, my vote will be I wouldlike to see them become the
Sentinels Yes, you get thatreference? Yes, there you go.
Nice placements Oh, yeah. Oh,well. Yes, we need to get that
going now at a movie hashtagsentinels bring them bring them
the NFL pa I want Keanu Reevesunder center ready to throw some
ready throw some pick sixes hethrew a lot of interceptions.

pushed us Falco when I was ready Sugar Bowl
sugar walls

Murph (43:21):
and those are still sugar bowl. Yeah. Okay. Look like I've
never heard about that anymore.

No, because the playoffs Gotcha. So always

Murph (43:29):
there's always the Orange Bowl Rose Bowl was like top two
Hatton bowl on and then I guesssugar eggs used to be those four
by duck I never hear anyoneplaying the

show Don't you forget about the toast Tito's
Fiesta Bowl

Murph (43:42):
eat I thought that really changed. Yeah, so don't worry.
They always changed now based onthis pause like GoDaddy bowl and
I'm actually shocked we don'thave a Pornhub bowl yet but

you see over the barstool they had their own bowl
yeah spotter easy and like andthey were making a play for like
some of the top teams for andobviously no one wanted to be a
part of it now. But it just itwas so funny and they actually
end up turning down Miamiironically.

Murph (44:13):
Oh are by May of Ohio.
Yeah, that's hilarious. Sobarstool would do that.

Because it came down the last few last few teams
and I think Miami was on thelist and like all my Miami

Murph (44:26):
was like, say we have a computer we can Google it. But
we can't Murph okay.

It's just this is a computer just for show notes.

Murph (44:34):
just for show no dough.
No, no the dough

bars still bowl bowl game. Arizona bowl. Oh, I
forgot about that. They even let

Murph (44:49):
White or the resemble a canceled.

They get canceled.
I did. Oh yeah.

Murph (44:55):
Oh yeah. Boise State.
Central

also It was a It didn't get canceled data move.
It was central Michigan's gamethat got their bowl game that
got canceled. I think I was theone ironically the Idaho Oh, I
thought they could rememberCentral Michigan cuz I remember
watching the game CentralMichigan was in another bowl

(45:18):
game but the team the team backdown because a COVID Yeah, I
think

Murph (45:21):
it was still in Arizona because they basically just gone
a bus and drove to Tucson.

He Oh yeah. So they actually drove down. Yeah, to
Tucson and then I remember thisbecause Central Michigan was
supposed to be in a bowl gamethat if they want it, it would
have been like the team wouldhave got maybe $200,000 Just for
winning. Oh, yeah. Okay, butthen it was like oh shit. I
think the game they end upjoining anyway. Was it this one?

(45:49):
This month in the game?

Murph (45:50):
You're canceled? Maybe it wasn't? No, no, I don't see
parcel canceling a footballgame.

Just watch what I'm saying bro. Google it then.
That's why I'm saying it'll

Murph (46:01):
have Mac ice.

i Oh, no, I think was the team that backed out.
All State San Jose State andthen I think when the teams I
was in the are supposed to playCentral Michigan, Boise State.
That's one of the teams supposedto play though. I can't remember
it. Yeah, they backed out.
Because they're supposed to bein this game. They only paid him
200 grand. Then they go thisother bowl game because they're

(46:27):
like, oh, we need a team rightnow. How bright you guys are
interested in like hell, yeah.
Okay. I think they ended upwinning or something. And it was
like, they end up winning likeover a million dollars for the
program just CI because they wonthe game. Wow. So it's like,
Jesus, yo,

Murph (46:45):
yo, Barstow was worth that much.

Well, this this is the one so there's only like
200,000 They got it was pretty,pretty low for bowl game. I'll
take 200,000 Yeah, but matchingfor whole programs like

Murph (46:59):
Yeah, yeah, basically like enough crazy donors though.
And it's like, you know, let

me see you have enough to refurbish your helmet
that's about it. Really costthat much. Helmets here shoulder
pads, probably a couple 1000 10sof 1000s just for that.

Murph (47:14):
Okay, that's fair. Okay.
And then Well, the good news isif you got boosters, you know
they cover the rest

nobody likes you booster

Murph (47:23):
Right? Or nowadays the they tuition just go up and they
put that money into that to makemore money so

Exactly. Shuffle some money.

Murph (47:32):
You know, this sounds like some pretty criminal stuff.
That's pretty good here.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Miami does all the time. Yeah,buddy. Oh, yeah. But I'll tell
you why.

Murph (47:39):
I saw they just built a new all Miko. Yeah, we went from
when I went there. Our dean wassaying that he wasn't getting
paid to now they're building.
What was it? Like? It'ssomething metas medical related,
like building and I'm just like,oh my gosh, yeah, that's just
crazy medical,

like audiology, or some body ology partly.

Murph (47:59):
I think it's also supposed to also be here in the
like, hearing loss department.
So I was like, well, thisfunction what

everyone is saying, Billy go ah. Sorry,

Murph (48:11):
cheese, everyone. It's kind of funny. But also I feel
kind of

icy I'd test is on Tuesday.

Murph (48:17):
Ah, awful as a human being. But there's these two
funny guys on Tik Tok that aredeaf. And people just ask them
questions. Like, it'll be like,how do you know if your pizza is
delivered? No, no, it is sofunny how they open up with
like, the one guy will printattendees, the pizza guy, the
other guy will just be you know,himself being deaf, shows up
sleeping on the couch. The guy'slike knocking on the door like,

(48:40):
hello. Oh, no one's answering.
And he just walks in, sits therestarts eating pizza and the
other guy comes out of nowherelike

what she does.

Murph (48:51):
And then what I love at the end is like, they're
basically like, Guys, you'reidiots. Like that's like they
will call us. We'll tell themwe're deaf. And they'll call
like, they'll text us and let usknow that pizza's here. Or he's
like, or we have something runup to our doorbell that when
they hit it, like light shinethat we see. And we know there's
someone at the door like it wasjust hilarious. Wow. Although
the other one will be like howdo you get each other's

(49:12):
attention from distance? Likeyeah, like, people yell at each
other like, hello, like, what dothey do? And it just, it's
hilarious. Actually, you knowwhat? Like, I love people that
can make fun of their ownhandicaps. I couldn't, I would
probably want the world to feelbad for me if I had one. But I
love how people do that. Like,it's awesome. That makes me have

(49:33):
faith in humanity. It's so good.

That's it. So yeah, right. It makes me feel good.
The fact that they can laugh atit. All right, like he drew not
crossing a line now. Becauseyou're like, hey, they're
basically welcoming you to thatline. Like I

Murph (49:47):
will just make it just so much easier to be comfortable.
Whereas some people so yeah,just can't do it sometimes.
Yeah, it's just yep, yep. Yeah,no, you're right. Yeah, I'm just
gonna leave it there. Yep. Justgonna leave They're like we
haven't been canceled yes it wasgonna leave it there

well if you have to listen to us to be canceled

Murph (50:05):
your apps good point we have you know some I tell you
what

we had a listener from France oh and a few he a
few more from I'm sure sameperson from Canada but I was
like hey slowly are building on

Murph (50:22):
a sort of hate group it probably much on Maple glaze

by a bunch of people from hail Fred it feels
like I'm I'm done with

Murph (50:32):
I still think you might have dominated the name because
people are probably joininglike, they're going to talk
about sweets and things likethat and like what the fuck is
this talking about random shit.
Oh and label a guy has no ideawhat he's talking about like?

Yeah, it's just um, I just want to know how long
you have to keep my Bundt cakein the damn. Damn oven.
I did say euphemism? No.
You're at a buck.

Murph (51:01):
Yeah, they're awesome.
Okay, there we go. Nothing.
bundt cakes. Great name.

Oh, yeah, right.
What a name. What

Murph (51:07):
did I know? That place is awesome. You've been there?

No, but it'd be a hell of a podcast. No, no, it's

Murph (51:13):
an actual place for Oh, that makes bundt cakes. It's
nothing bundt cakes. Damn,right. Sometimes you gotta love
the world. Some people when

Oh, when are these people in their pawns on game is
like it's actually like,

Murph (51:25):
I'm happy to be alive right now because the fun game
is strong right now. puns formyths.

Like, like, you're good at making puns. Oh, you're

Murph (51:34):
dominating like you're just see automatically. Yeah,
you're just it's dropsy. You'redropping store name left and
right. Exactly. You just namenames that you can just sit in

a room. Yeah, make up on names and then make your
money be fine.

Murph (51:46):
That's it. Yep, man.
Right. trademark that shit yourgood key matches

like making money off that every year. I made that
shit up. Put it down. I wantsuper cool money on that. What
the hell would that kind ofmoney? Super cool money. thing.
Yeah,

Murph (52:06):
you want to spell that?

Reci SP Z. O C Al.

Murph (52:11):
Okay, sounds good.

I don't know. All right. Welcome to Just want to
give you shed the spellingcorner right? Murph,

Murph (52:19):
welcome welcome to Maple glaze words. Whoo hoo grab a
dictionary and start going aboutyour thesaurus guys. Is it is it
weird I kind of hope now thespelling bee kind of UPS their
ante and instead of like a bellto use an air horn when you get

(52:39):
it wrong. Or be alert right?
Just spell you'll be like

like as soon as a like yes misspelled

Murph (52:48):
get all the fucking stage loser. Oh, God. When you get
home your parents gonna beat youfor not setting the dictionary
one more

time. Yeah. Or no?
There no second chances in liferight? Sit down this world

Murph (53:01):
sucks have fun kid.

Civil Saul congrats. You're a loser. was
salty isdude. He was like running it to
like,

Murph (53:10):
they made it what was it?
Jason Bateman was in a movielike that right? What it called
bad it was called bad words. Oh,yeah. All the nation still
Spelling Bee and he did it. No,like hilarious. Geez. I can't
actually I always forget howfunny Jason Bateman could be
like he doesn't seem like it buthe's he's good. Like yeah, yeah.
Russ development guy. Yeah. Oh,yeah. Chip. Oh, bless you. Thank

(53:31):
you. I never watched that. Yeah,RS development never watched it
but I think that's blasphemywhat you just did there by the
way, but that's fine. Bless you.

You there sir.

Murph (53:46):
To the devil says cheese.
Welcome to the Bible Belt. BibleBelt. Well, Maple ways Bible
Belt how

you what? How many?
I guess I almost want to look itup. How many Bible Belt podcasts
there are? Oh my gosh, it's gotto be Oh

Murph (54:05):
666

Correct. All official count 667

Murph (54:21):
A loser ever dropping one?

Well, this one they don't have it posted two years.
All right.
Oh my gosh. That's so funny.
It's like, it's like, you wantto say it? Like how many sports
podcasts are named trash talk.
Jeez, I mean, there's like,

Murph (54:44):
everybody's everyone's got something to say from the
bench. So I'm gonna say myselfincluded. Yes. Hey,

it's a nice bench.
The nice bench cushions theToshi?

Murph (54:54):
Yeah, it's always gave me splinters in your ass. Nice.
Yeah.

See? Nice, nice, comfortable badge that's all we
need some alcohol and water.
Geez, welcome

Murph (55:05):
right now welcome

brand new special

Murph (55:08):
by the way please would you ever do this I saw that they
say some of these footboardswitching subjects again right
oh they see some of thesefootball games get so cold they
drink soup on the sideline wouldyou do that soup? Yeah to keep
them warm which makes no senseto me. Soup. Yeah. Like chicken
broth

I can see like warm chicken broth or something but I
don't know.

Murph (55:31):
Oh, I'm not talking like it's like a Yeah, creamy tomato
or something souffle Cream ofMushroom just like it's like
chicken alfredo on the side.
Like there you go. Like here'ssome cream get some like

it's a clam chowder. Yeah, like really
stupid.
We're playing some of the mostvery bass shit. I want to puke.

Murph (55:51):
Like I crank clam chowder the slackline for you,

bro. Authentic. I couldn't even like larious I
couldn't even imagine justdowning stuff like that. Like
even if it's just like randomlike just broth like more broth
just pounding that I it's, it'stoo much sodium and like it
comes Oh, sit in your stomach.
It's like why? Why would you dotheir

Murph (56:12):
segment to keep warm?
Like, can you just give themlike hot water or like, yeah,
just like, I don't know, like ahand warmer or the heat lamps
like I don't let but I'm

not even sure like what they do. Usually some guys
are like very impartial to cold.
So they'll just, you know,they'll be fine. I know. Some
dudes will actually like,sometimes tape, hand warmers
inside of their shoulder pads tokind of keep themselves somewhat
control.

Murph (56:38):
Yeah. You said the one podcast I don't know football
does but I know they said hockeyplayers will take a cold shower.
It sucks. But they like I guesswas like, you know, get your
body heat up before

I worked. So yeah.

Murph (56:50):
Do you think they'll ever get away from outdoor gay
outdoor stadiums? Like, Ihonestly see the drive and I
kind of like that, but I feellike they're just somebody who's
going to get someone's gonnadie. Like it's gonna happen. But
like, I feel bad, but you've gotfans that are getting drunker
and stupider as the years go onthrough. And then football
players are getting like, leanerand like, you know, like they

(57:15):
just stopped handling. That's,

um, or I could see it going. Man. I think movie
areas. Oh, that movie. They kindof hinted towards this a little
bit. And it wouldn't

Murph (57:28):
surprise me. I feel like I watched it as a great start of
starship traverse. Oh, yeah.
Okay, the very

beginning the movie they they did sound like that
where they were playing like,it's way in the future. So
they're showing. It's prettymuch arena football, but

Murph (57:40):
it's normal. Yeah.

Yeah. So it's kind of like that. I could see it
going that direction.

Murph (57:46):
Okay, they like the Cowboys have an indoor stadium.
The Rams? Like so many of themhave them. Yeah. And I think
they're kind of proving that youdon't have to have outdoor
stadiums at all that's so nice.
You realize like, it's so cold.
And it's like a matter of timebefore before owners are like,
Let's build an indoor stadium.
So we can have fans in all yearround. So yeah,

it's it's getting the point out to where it's
like. And I think a couple ofyou will point this out pretty
well. It's like where they'regonna start to cap out like how
many people they're going to bein this indoor type of facility.
Because now it's like, you know,our our internet services are
always so much faster now. It'sgetting to a point where I could
see like 30 40,000 seaterstadiums and be like, alright,

(58:26):
it's fun, loving deal. And theneverything might be just indoors
from from then on. So I couldsee something like that. And
then you probably would seewalls on the sidelines
potentially because people justwant to see collisions. Silly

Murph (58:41):
you think you're like It's like boards and boards
though and

not exactly like arena but if you could see
something of that naturepossibly.

Murph (58:51):
See, that would be weird.
I could maybe understand itinside but like changing the
field just seems weird to me.

They would alter in some way because I think what's
going to happen you see dudeslike run on the sideline. Yeah.
And if you see where the guyssit on the on the benches Yeah,
that Eric gets really slick withyour with your cleats. So
they're going to try to preventa lot of those injuries. So they
may try to keep them withinfield of play like that. So it's

(59:18):
like I could see something likethat. They probably can try to
you know, have more collisionsin the open field.

Murph (59:27):
What's the question I understand is why don't they
just have grass in those areas?
Why did they lay down that tarpor whatever like that, like the
weird part? I don't understandthat.

I think could be landscaping things I think I
think it just looks good on thesideline. Honestly. I think you
can just kind of find adifferent material

Murph (59:45):
you can like me but that's it. It's funny that you
see those guys rooting for asideline and then you see him
hit that thing and justcompletely like someone stepping
on nice Bambi just slip off andI'm like, they're wearing good
cleats like keep that grass orjust make that turf or
something. What's

like Joshua I think what that oh damn, I think when
chiefs were in Buffalo, like ayear ago or something, he ran
towards sideline almost, if,luckily, there's a couple of
chiefs there to kind of keepthem up. But he was slipping and
I swear, no one was there topick them up, he probably would
have blown out his ACL orsomething. Like, that's kind of
what happened to Jimmy Garoppoloa little bit years ago. So it's

(01:00:20):
like, it's it's an insurancething. Guys don't want to lose
her. The teens don't wanna losetheir future. cubies and

Murph (01:00:28):
it makes sense, especially as you're writing so
hard for a sideline, you can'tstop quick. You're gonna have to
run into

Zac Saleski (01:00:33):
Yeah, all those dudes run out. Yeah. Not fun.
Like, I definitely could happen.
The future is weird,

Murph (01:00:42):
right? I'm sure Oh, hardly, you can predict.
Monsieur de zodiac signs. Let'suse that. Excellent. You have
all the answers all in

right today.

Murph (01:00:52):
Then you know when the moon and the

moon what was that?
What was that a Jamaican womanthat used to always be on TV.
They used to always uh shewanted like to tell your future.

Murph (01:01:07):
I didn't watch that TV.
Apparently. That was like aninfomercial. I don't know.

Like come in. I call it I'll tell you your
future. Like oh my god. Nope.
Oh, I got nothing. Not too

Murph (01:01:19):
far back. We have too far back. I guess I have no idea. I
guess you could Google if youreally want to know but oh my
god computer is for show.

It is. We don't do anything on it. No, we just look
at it. Yep.
It's it's nice. Says computer.
No, I remember. Oh,

Murph (01:01:36):
I'm curious. We're gonna Google here. So we got TV. We
like TV like Jamaican psychic.

Ooh, TV Jamaican psychic.

Murph (01:01:46):
Oh, okay. You're welcome.

Thank you, Murph butcher that can make a
telephone call cut to make inpsychic. Let's see Miss Cleo.

Murph (01:01:58):
Oh my god. It's Cleo.

Man. Geez, that we way back in the day. I
remember.

Murph (01:02:07):
You can tell by the still shots Holy crap.

This woman was out of her mind. She used to make a
killing

Murph (01:02:14):
Yes 90 CD Dear lord. I

thought a years later that they the company made
a killing off people. Basically,they would just keep you online
and then they're all theirmoney. But it's just it's, it's
up there. Everyone's heard aboutGeorge Lopez. But I remember
this stuff being late. And I waslike, Oh, come call now. It's
like, I'll tell you your futureor your if you have any
questions about your love life.
I'll give it to you to

Murph (01:02:37):
their loved questions.
Where it's like,

oh my god. uncover the truth for free. Great. Yeah,
everything's for free. Tony man.
experienced this for free. Oh,damn, it's a deal. Jeez.

Murph (01:02:51):
How did they like what do they audition for that? Like, do
you find that person? The very

question, right?
People we can't put your fingeron it.

Murph (01:03:01):
I'm a psychic. And I predicted that I will get this
job. You're hired. Got it. Gotit. But you slide bastard.

Got them? Geez.
But now it's it's weird, man.
How are we going to get out ofthese January blues now?

Murph (01:03:21):
Let's have a podcast. We just did one right. Did we? This
was a rough What am I gonna lie?
I feel like of all the oneswe've done. This was probably
one of our worst.

We feel empty inside.
I do a little bit. It's called ahookup Murph, your Lord bless.

Murph (01:03:39):
Man, we've been doing it wrong this whole time. Like,

wow, let's go to other people's houses. Just do
podcasts, I guess.

Murph (01:03:45):
Yeah, I know, just for myself out for podcasts. Sorry,
but it's a thing.

It's like, wow.
January sucks. I tell you.

Murph (01:03:57):
It does. It does, as I said, just working and watching
hockey and we're not coachingmen's league and not coaching.
And yeah, this is like justcoasting. Yeah, God, we're
spirits, all the highs of theholidays and all the cool stuff.
And now she's back to normal.

It's amazing how like, how much you just hit a
wall with it. After holidays.
Good lord.

Murph (01:04:21):
Also to pray doesn't help that it's the start of the new
years. They're like, you startthinking about all the stuff you
got to do. So it's like taxesand it's like, you know, for
work. But yeah, it's worth.
Everyone always asked that. Whatare your goals? Were 2022 And
I'm like, make more money. Idon't know. Like, I hate that
survive like I like Yeah, right.

(01:04:42):
Like, not punch you in the face.
I don't know. Like, what do youplan? I don't plan that far
ahead. Yeah, I find when I planthat far ahead. I just
disappoint myself then lifesucks. So I just choose not
exactly yeah, you know, justunder the radar.

I find that if I don't have any goals that I
won't let myself down. Exactly.
So I just keep it live and I'mhappy. Like, wow, go such a
great outlook. It's

Murph (01:05:10):
such a great look. This guy gets it right. You know,
they say you shoot for the starsland on the moon, but the way I
see it is you're still in space.
You still digs no oxygen. Soit's like, just stay on Earth.
live longer.

realist man. That's the kind of people I hang out
with. Exactly. That's just justthe realist. Art man. Hell, hell
no. Hell with that. Yeah, right.
I got no McConaughey that mayend up in a different universe.
Still

Murph (01:05:39):
haven't seen that movie?
You haven't? Oh, I still haven'tseen it.

It's a total.

Murph (01:05:43):
I know. I hear like, yeah. I don't know about that.
That weird, artsy future stuff Idon't always get into.

It's a good it's, it's, uh,

Murph (01:05:53):
well, that was interstellar writers. I didn't
see that one either. Okay,

all you want to see, I sent it vocally. But
Interstellar. It's, I have towatch like four or five times
just to really understand, like,different I'm out. Like to know,
because it's so it's so multilayered. And it's like, they end
up on different planets. Andlike, Oh, if you aren't here for
10 minutes, in our time, like,you're here for like, 30 you

(01:06:17):
know, 13 years. And you're justlike trying to

Murph (01:06:21):
process that kind of realistically do what's called
like, light years or somethinglike that they call it where
it's like, that's what they sayis like the tricky part about
like, sending people to Marsthat takes so long so it'd be
many years.

Well, like the more time you spend on the planet,
it's different timeframes are soit's like, like that whole talk
about

Murph (01:06:40):
daylight savings time.

But like that whole it's so weird, because there's
certain scenes, you know,they're doing their thing and
you're just like trying toprocess that in your mind like,
damn, boy if I really Inceptionshit. Double inception, right.
Double Rainbow.

Murph (01:06:55):
Double inception. Your mind has just been blocked by
inception. non consensual a.

Unknown (01:07:02):
Bone. You're welcome.

Murph (01:07:06):
Baby. This is inception.

This podcast Inception braid. She says

Murph (01:07:11):
geez, what do we what are we eating doughnuts and testing?
Those have been promised freedonuts

Well, now you want donuts after you know eating
yourself to death was a Germanstuff.

Murph (01:07:24):
Exactly. I always abused my body in Multan many ways.

Well, just be fine.
Boy,

Murph (01:07:33):
man, good times. Good times. Why are these winter
blues?

I know. It's really sucks almost right. It's
hopefully that's people peoplealways joke with us about Ohio.
But I'm like, I'm telling you

Murph (01:07:46):
this is when it's true.
Ohio. It's it's like it's not alot to do places close early.
Like it just especially COVID tois made things worse. Like,
yeah, like we

were still in pre COVID hours. Yeah, it's really

Murph (01:07:59):
like, yeah, you'd be like looking to go for a date night
on Saturday, and I'll bakeeveryone's having dinner from
five to seven. And the placesare closed by nine or 10. You're
like, if you're like, well,Murph, that's three hours. I'm
like, it just it's just weird.
It's still weird. Like, yeah,like sometimes you want to do a
movie and dinner and like, Idon't know if we have enough
time. Like, exactly like, it'scrazy.

You can downtown Columbus is it's, it's pretty
rough. Like around here.
Everything kind of shuts down tolike eight or nine.

Murph (01:08:25):
But it makes sense. These are like neighborhoods, you
know, a lot of families andstuff like that makes sense. But
when you go into this city, andit's like, I'm sure people in
Europe are like, I'm from asmall town that happens all the
time. But it's just like,literally, you go into the city
where you expect to find thingsto do. And it's like, if you're
not partying hard, then there'snothing to do and you're like,
wow,

it's it's still bad even even there's like gyms and
local places around here.
They're like, you know, we'restill on pre COVID hours, or
COVID hours, whatever it is. Sonow they're everyone's like,
yeah, they're still trying tofigure out when they want to
switch it over. I don't know.

Murph (01:08:57):
But yeah, who's who's making that call? No one knows.
I hear in Europe their carsgonna start relaxing some of the
stuff so

that's why I heard Yep.

Murph (01:09:06):
Yeah. Finally fun stuff.
Congrats, Europe, you figured itout.

It was a Spain or one of the countries you're
like, alright, just we're gonnalet's just kind of work our way
through it. All right. We got tomake some money businesses are
dying. The

Murph (01:09:18):
hell right? What two years? Of course.

But it's COVID G's saw Austria today. They're like,
we're gonna mandatory vaccinateeverybody. I was like, Whoa, and
check.
Did that to Czech Republic isnot surprised me.

Murph (01:09:33):
Yeah, I've heard I've heard a few. Those countries are
kind of doing that. Now.

I know that you go to like the Mediterranean
countries like Southern Europeor like hell's wrong with you.
Just go outside, man. Get somesunshine, water. Some seaweed,
man. Right.

Murph (01:09:49):
Better training and olive oil has all the things we need.

The Greeks are they've been partying the whole
time. They don't care, right?
Well, they're overtired superearly. Exactly. The all retired
31 Yeah. You're moving to

Murph (01:10:01):
Greece. Exactly. for retirement and full time podcast

we're gonna glaze in Greek

Murph (01:10:09):
I don't know how to say it in Greek but there you go.

Oh my god I love Greece

Murph (01:10:14):
can't find pizza just Greek food just Greek Express

it's not gonna say a journey other than Italy oh no

Murph (01:10:24):
I believe you're right i don't know i haven't been either

was our brains are fried leave us alone yeah we
checked out right while ago

Murph (01:10:30):
like pretty sure I checked out like an hour and
four minutes ago

though wherever that was listening to this
either right

Murph (01:10:39):
oh my gosh completely burned an hour and 10 I'm not
getting that back.

No sorry. I

Murph (01:10:47):
should have this shit happens all right. Be prepared
man. Like have something for us.
Oh, that's your job. Yeah, getus pumped up here for this
stuff.

Me. Tell me the height man.

Murph (01:10:59):
You're the height man.

The cat was the height man the night thank

Murph (01:11:02):
you. Cats asleep on my jacket.

She grew and herself in check. Oh, shit, boy.

Murph (01:11:11):
What a plus baggage jackets. Alright, but why don't
we Why don't we How many timeshave we said what a what

a week? That's that's why we're just like, John
we're bootcut

Murph (01:11:22):
Thursday night we're done. This is how old we are 30
years old Thursday night andramping up for the weekend we're
done for the weekend. No they'retext my girlfriend not doing
anything this weekend. Like know

where I'm gonna sleep the whole time right oh
man. Wellthank you guys for Thank you
tuning in right yeah so if

Murph (01:11:41):
you survived this long Hey sorry Oh prize but

we don't have any Bryce's got a very special prize
or prizes

Murph (01:11:47):
we will do another one next week and hopefully I've
energy yes yes all the energyall the cocaine what?

Cocaine of energy.
Ah, you guys again? If you guyshave not yet make sure you guys
also subscribe on Patreon onlywant to do that. How about with
that also all the social medias?
We got all of his Twitter. Youname it? YouTube's

Murph (01:12:08):
some of the ones even 10 Yes mindfuck

mindfuck powderkeg Yes, we get some of that

Murph (01:12:16):
cats only cats only farmers only to that one. We're
on there. We're actually gettingpretty good pull on that one. A
lot of fat chicks are on

J JD works to a job on that. Yeah, Catholic. I

Murph (01:12:29):
don't think that'll work for

me. Well, we'll quit selling out. Yeah,
cool. Great. So we're all thatanything add Murph? Ah,

Murph (01:12:43):
no, I think I think pretty much we're all wrapped
up. I guess I'll just say buymerch

there go on cue.
See you next week.

Murph (01:13:01):
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