November 23, 2021 • 67 mins
Fat season is here, Thanksgiving is this week although Murph is going out of town for the holiday he's going to have plenty of stories especially in this episode when he talks about some of the Canadian Thanksgiving influence. Zac dips into some recent new shows/movies while still missing Halloween. Enjoy the long canadian american rambling on this fifth episode of the podcast. It's gonna bee a doozy and a bit culty.
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Murph (00:00):
What's going on Zach and listeners is like, I can't
(00:06):
capture that again.
Zac Saleski (00:07):
I really can't.
Murph (00:08):
I'm one and done.
Zac Saleski (00:09):
Welcome to Maple glaze the home of one American
one Canadian who bicker at eachother because electronics are my
job and I didn't do itcorrectly. Welcome. Thank you.
Murph (00:19):
Still getting good those intros still getting good. I
don't know how long you take towrite them but they're good.
Zac Saleski (00:24):
I don't it's in the big noggin of mine is a big this
is where you're going to ASMRnow yeah, you missed out on it.
Murph (00:35):
I know I know you're right to say and then I speak
really loud assault your ears
Zac Saleski (00:52):
I'm done. Yep. I agree.
Murph (00:55):
I bring in loads and then I just slap it away.
Zac Saleski (00:59):
Oh, always count on Murph to abuse your yours.
Murph (01:02):
Oh, yeah, that's what you did not sign up for this podcast
not to have your holes abused.
That
Zac Saleski (01:06):
would be what
Murph (01:10):
you're holding me.
Zac Saleski (01:11):
Oh, I thought some clues remind
Murph (01:13):
me got it. Well, it's my job.
Zac Saleski (01:17):
I'm Tyler here to abuse all kinds of holes. Thank
you. kind of done.
Murph (01:24):
And we've lost our listeners. It's really dark
right? It's what happens whenwe're sober.
Zac Saleski (01:32):
So when someone gives us some oh man suppresses
Hey, we got done the first talk.
Finally why claw whatever. Hinews in case you're feeling a
little adventurous right?
Murph (01:42):
Press better. True. Some bluevine Oh, it's about time for
that season. Right? Is that truein Germany is about time
Zac Saleski (01:48):
for that. It's getting close. Nice close. It's
gonna be a hell of a time. Ontimes. I'm down for some glue
Vaughn. Right. Yes, but some newnews coming up. We are on all
social medias now.
Murph (02:03):
I instead face
Zac Saleski (02:05):
Insta face. We've created some my face Facebook.
All of them. Twitter. Backdooralley and backdoor alley.
Murph (02:14):
I'm actually on the wrong side on that one. No, no,
there's pictures of us on itthough.
Zac Saleski (02:20):
Some weird stuff going on. A lot of
Murph (02:22):
weird confusing not sure what to think of messages
because of that one. But yeah,
Zac Saleski (02:27):
we we only follow one person and that's a tiny
meeting. Because why not?
Murph (02:32):
Let's keep calling them out. I like it. Yeah. No, we're
just we're just posers. We'retrying to meet game posers. You
Zac Saleski (02:37):
know what? Cody Ko is a poser because he even
though he's Canadian, but aslike you know what? I got a I
got a more authentic 1am I knowwhat the back me up? Like yes,
yeah,
Murph (02:51):
sure. They're a
Zac Saleski (02:55):
he grew up in Canada.
Murph (02:58):
If I chuck it on the spot,
Zac Saleski (03:01):
Sarah, Sara, there we go.
Murph (03:03):
I'm done here. I gotta leave. I'm
Zac Saleski (03:06):
not some ham over there. What the hell's wrong
with them?
Murph (03:10):
Wow. Anyway, I want to see us eat ham and drink syrup
or on all the socials.
Zac Saleski (03:16):
And as of this past week, we got our very first
patron Mojo Jim, thank you somuch.
Murph (03:22):
I love the name. Every time I hear it. I just think
Mojo Jojo from Powerpuff Girls,JoJo, Mojo Mojo.
Zac Saleski (03:28):
So you ever will have it after after last podcast
and say, Well, you know,someone, someone you know,
becomes a patron Merce got to dowith money dance. Do I really? I
mean,
Murph (03:38):
I don't know. Okay, we didn't we didn't script what my
money dance would be.
Zac Saleski (03:43):
I think you're just so horrified by the idea of it.
We were like I actually kind ofwas I was fine with it. I was
hoping no one was gonna call myblog. Full Mojo called I
Murph (03:52):
mean, I'm not really and give me the send like two weeks
since I've worked out so no onewants to see what's going on
under
Zac Saleski (03:57):
here and there. Oh, national. Do black.
Murph (04:02):
Donate a big about
Zac Saleski (04:04):
No, no, a whole lot. Okay, but no, maybe
Murph (04:08):
maybe we should put a threshold on it.
Zac Saleski (04:11):
Sounds like you're scared. I'm afraid. Well, you
know what it pays about? I thinkfor how much I pay for the
podcast, I think probably paysabout 90% of it. Oh, wow. Okay,
Murph (04:22):
so we're cheap. Yeah, we are. We're very cheap or very,
very cheap. Very cheap groundfloor. Cheap. Ground floor
floor. Actually a ground flooror like the basement ground
Zac Saleski (04:31):
floor. No blankets.
We're just using saran wrap as apillow.
Murph (04:36):
Wow, that was really specific. Yeah, sounds it sounds
like you've been there before.
Zac Saleski (04:40):
Hey, everyone hits rock bottom bro. This very
special edition of maple. YoCOVID
Murph (04:50):
I hope not. Okay, gotcha.
Kevin pay for COVID test. Truedat Trudeau
Zac Saleski (04:56):
through that, man.
I gotta be On this flighttomorrow, bird pay about 200
bucks. Let's go. You want toknow if you do dirty or not
haunted?
Murph (05:07):
Dirty. What is STD test?
Well, he's taking me off first.
Got him. That was at you're justforcing it now. Exactly. Just
welcome. Yeah, thank you. You'rebetter than you
Zac Saleski (05:24):
know what I was good up until this point leave
me alone. Five minutes in. Herego Gosh, only
Murph (05:29):
five minutes. We might need alcohol
Zac Saleski (05:32):
therapists Oh John's. Oh, what a week it has
been
Murph (05:38):
a short one. It's gonna be a short week though.
Zac Saleski (05:41):
It is very giving.
This is a weird Thanksgivingweek. We're gonna take I don't
want to do I use the termhiatus?
Murph (05:49):
No. Hiatus is a long time. We're only taking a week
off. It's
Zac Saleski (05:53):
like seeing a Vita Zane. We're not taking a long
time off.
Murph (05:56):
Just a quick little quick little short. Quick logo Boss.
Boss, Boss, Boss, boss. Bossbutton pause. And I'm never
coming back.
Zac Saleski (06:08):
No, we are gonna take probably two weeks.
Murph (06:12):
Yeah. Roughly. Wait, maybe. So it'd be? Well, it'd be
the week after Thanksgiving offand then I'd be back the Monday
after that. Okay. Yeah. So abouttwo weeks pretty close.
Zac Saleski (06:23):
So Murphy is actually going to go visit his
family and learn dad northeast.
So he'll be out in New York.
Murph (06:31):
The Windy City.
Zac Saleski (06:35):
city that never eats
Murph (06:36):
Exactly. Exactly. Got him. Not a whole lot going on.
I'll find something to do.
Zac Saleski (06:43):
It'll be out in New York just kind of experiencing
everything. He'll also
Murph (06:47):
get just gonna stand on a street corner and yell at people
like this what they do in NewYork. think so too. Yeah, sounds
about right. I've practice myGerman. See who catches it?
Zac Saleski (06:57):
I don't know he's gonna get to that then be like,
yeah, exactly. This guy justsits in the corner and yells at
pigeons in German.
Murph (07:05):
Sounds pretty normal
Zac Saleski (07:06):
show just chucking breadcrumbs that people have
walked by
Murph (07:13):
now that cost money I do it for free. I do free things. I
don't I don't buy things when Igo crazy.
Zac Saleski (07:19):
So if you see Murph hoarding giant animal rats,
right like humanoid robots, Ishall take them. Yes. Then say
hello. I
Murph (07:27):
think that the Sewer Gators there, so I'm gonna try
and find them too.
Zac Saleski (07:31):
There you go. Yeah.
Make sure you enter the NinjaTurtles too. While you're at it.
Murph (07:35):
Oh, come on, man. No, they don't exist.
Zac Saleski (07:38):
That's not right.
Murph (07:40):
They die now. Thank you for that. Unfortunately, they
were pretty old on the 90s Oh,man, they're so popular.
Zac Saleski (07:49):
Way to start this merch God. Five world. Oh, God.
The hell's this crap. I
Murph (07:56):
didn't realize you'd get so sad.
Zac Saleski (07:58):
Come on. probably dead. Everyone passes. I know.
Everyone passes and EveryonePoops.
Murph (08:04):
There you go. Exactly. So I mentioned Butan lifespans a
lot shorter. You feel like youput a lot of a lot of like, a
lot of shit on your system forthat one. Like, you know, byes
went through a lot of unnaturalchanges like
Zac Saleski (08:20):
what do you think doctor? A lot of shooting the
system right? Exactly. It's notgonna make
Murph (08:23):
it misspent dad was a dad and some waste. Some industrial
waste.
Zac Saleski (08:31):
I only did a couple of lines of poo. Now it's too
much waste
Murph (08:35):
too much. Way too much waste.
Zac Saleski (08:38):
Boy a man. So what's, what's the game plan?
Where? What's happening? What'swhat's when you had now what's
going
Murph (08:45):
on today? So it'll be well, I don't know when you're
gonna release this, but two daysfrom a word when we're
recording. So that 24th Right.
Yeah, yeah. 24th I don't knowwhy I always think 24th
Thanksgiving, but it's theThursday not really like yeah,
it's right. Yeah, it's weird.
But yeah, Wednesday after work,flying out. Gotta go to DC first
(09:07):
and then go to New York. Alwaysfun way to do that stuff. I'm
going to a town outside of NewYork called White Plains. Yeah,
fly right in and then I will bethere for the week. And then the
one of the few opportunitiesoccurs where I'm staying for the
week because then Connor comesinto town, and they play the
Rangers. So and then they alsoplay one other team near the
(09:28):
Rangers. So we're gonna go totwo games and then I will come
back. And then when they comeback, it is Christmas season
which Zack has Halloween. Me andthe rest of America have
Christmas and that's how we dothings
Zac Saleski (09:41):
we call me and the rest of society.
Murph (09:45):
If you go back if you go back to some other podcast
topics, you've been very, you'vehad a little bit of disdain for
Christmas, which I understand isbecome a very corporate holiday.
I don't like celebrating it likethat, but I understand where
some people don't like it.
Zac Saleski (09:58):
I'll be honest, this year has been a little bit
different. because people Idon't know why maybe this year
is different but they're notlike shoving Christmas in your
face too much this year not asbad as other years. The store
the stores are but radio. Itreally? I mean maybe just me
radio station,
Murph (10:15):
right? No no it's not too bad they just
Zac Saleski (10:17):
haven't really Cuz usually as soon as like the
first or second day Novemberyeah all right Christmas music
let's go
Murph (10:23):
you know what you're right like the commercials are
Christmassy but they're not tooChristmassy and I think that's
it. There's also like, you watchfootball stuff on the weekend
and they're not. They're notlike, Yeah, I'm not really like
talking about it yet. True, butthat's gonna change after
Thanksgiving.
Zac Saleski (10:37):
Let's that's fine, which is fine. I don't mind
that. Yeah, but it's like
Murph (10:41):
what you thought they would have pushed it more
because especially in the USthat's when a lot of spending
happens and we really need tospend it right now. Oh, yes, we
do after COVID When peopledidn't buy anything.
Zac Saleski (10:53):
Speaking COVID Get your shots,
Murph (10:56):
right. Booster booster Isn't that a little a little
cynical view to say
Zac Saleski (11:03):
fine yeah Shut up.
Yeah, exactly. Get your boosterslittle steroids
Murph (11:09):
you just need to get your shot
Zac Saleski (11:13):
I'm clean but no it's been a it's been a good
holiday season there has beenlike it's been pretty tone for
the most part. I've been happywith that it's not been
overwhelming. I'm hoping thatonce this thing starts to kind
of carry up and when I wasworried that like right around
(11:35):
certain stores over here theystarted to carry some Christmas
stuff like right aroundHalloween. Here we go. Yeah, but
they kind of like calmed it downa little bit. So it's it's been
okay it's not ready for the coldthat's all
Murph (11:47):
right. The whole swing here soon well we we've already
had snow even like to snowshowers. Just didn't collect
yeah to pull 130 somethingoutside right now. So which is
like zero degrees Celsius? Yeah,okay, you I know I do I try to
be worldly Try. Try. I am I try.
Zac Saleski (12:09):
So if I was trying to tell Murph so I got so we're
Murphy is going is not too farfrom like where I have some
family currently living. So I'mactually kind of happy because
he gets experience. A lot ofgood stuff over there. You got
bakeries. And you've got Oh, yougot plenty of pizza places and
then not too far. You got sleep,y'all.
Murph (12:29):
So I'm back on Sleepy Hollow.
Zac Saleski (12:31):
I love it.
Murph (12:32):
I love it. So I asked him what do I do when I see the
Headless Horseman and he didn'tgive me an answer. So I guess
I'm gonna lose my head.
Zac Saleski (12:38):
No, I told you to take off your pants run. Oh,
yes, that's right. That's how it
Murph (12:42):
works. Gotcha. I think that attract them more.
Zac Saleski (12:45):
You know what, for some reason you take off your
pants before like a fight.
People get weird out works everytime.
Murph (12:52):
Have to test that will say well to test that.
Zac Saleski (12:55):
So you want to go bro? Pants off. You're like,
what are you doing here?
Murph (12:59):
I definitely Oh, it definitely makes me think twice.
Is that definitely like I wouldI would step back for a second.
I
Zac Saleski (13:04):
just need that second. You're good.
Murph (13:05):
Yeah, that's true. Very true. It's like Trailer Park
Boys every time that's what hewas doing. take his pants off
every time you got to fightsomeone. Like you also need to
wear tighty whities. Isn't itlooks even weirder. That's true.
So I'm more of a briefs guy. SoI feel like it will look like an
MMA fighter. Whereas like yeahtighty whities on looks weird.
Like a speedo
Zac Saleski (13:26):
drive everybody crazy it's like Murph
Murph (13:33):
if if that breath someone's engine then
Zac Saleski (13:38):
added on to the podcast right Wikipedia page
here we go.
Murph (13:42):
Right ASMR and briefs briefs are you wearing a go
gadget. You guys are calling inyour briefs? Of course. You just
(14:09):
got it like babbling brook inthere some babbling Oh, yeah.
Wow. We're pulling out the biglanguage here.
Zac Saleski (14:17):
Wow. Picture books.
Murph (14:19):
Oh, yes. Yes. Picture books. I don't know how to
respond to that just Yes,picture books.
Zac Saleski (14:25):
Boy we're just gonna write his own book now.
Children book
Murph (14:29):
ASMR children in the Burgos
Zac Saleski (14:35):
Bab infamous Brook tabernacles
Murph (14:41):
Xboxes go Wow, they're so accurate. Oh, man, I make
picture books anymore. Likeeveryone just gets on the
internet now. Like I feel likebooks are like, not a thing
anymore. Kids just on theinternet, youtube and all that
stuff.
Zac Saleski (15:00):
You know what's funny? Wow, good segue
Murph (15:04):
right? You're welcome
Zac Saleski (15:08):
now, I was trying to find a book that like I I
read as a kid. I've been lookingfor this for like three years. I
can never find like the name ofit but for some riada good
Murph (15:18):
Debbie to be tough when you don't know the name of the
book you're looking for. I'mjust
Zac Saleski (15:21):
typing in like that inner storm book. Books about
thunderstorms during the 90sSomething like that some crazy
Okay, and so finally narrowed itdown but it's funny cuz I looked
it up I found it by apparentlythey're all those older books
that we grew up with. They'rethey're putting that on YouTube.
And they're having random peopleread it to him. I was like,
Murph (15:40):
I mean, next video idea.
We'll start reading
Zac Saleski (15:44):
we're gonna we're gonna destroy that ratio.
Murph (15:46):
Oh, yeah, let's do it.
Guys was really our next podcastwhich is read books. Making ASMR
noises Oh god I'm turning on mychildhood ruin to I don't know
do
Zac Saleski (16:04):
you talk about what's in his boxers now you're
reading a book? Yeah. Man manymany talents. Many
Murph (16:10):
and many discussion points.
Zac Saleski (16:15):
First, 10 minutes, books, briefs, boxer briefs.
ASMR trouser snake. Babbling gettheir babbling brook. Wow.
Murph (16:25):
I love these tags. You're gonna put on this
Zac Saleski (16:29):
I'm gonna milk this thing out. Oh, God. It was
funny. I was trying to find sometalking points for the podcast.
So you know what, we got to findsomething that is just, that's
just so out there and unique. Iwas like, trying to like
obviously you have crazy storiesfrom the US and how terribly
(16:51):
retarder we are sometimes.
Murph (16:53):
But yeah, that's that's even been Yeah. Where America?
Yeah, yeah, you just look inFlorida. That's all oh my gosh,
but Texas, California.
Zac Saleski (17:03):
But the one thing I was thinking about was like,
Alright, there's got to be someCanada where maybe someone just
went off the rail using theirdamn mind. I was like, Alright,
let me try. Just find something.
The worst thing of of anything Ifound was basically Canada man
was just really into UFOs.
(17:26):
That's it. So that what
Murph (17:28):
everybody does. Oh, are you looking for comedy or just
for like,
Zac Saleski (17:31):
I'm just looking for crazy news stories.
something out there. Yeah. Okay,that's that's the only That's
the craziest thing that poppedup. Like, you got to be kidding
me. This is
Murph (17:38):
like no one ever wants to report on it. Yeah, I mean, it's
almost wintertime up there.
People are hunkering down it'sgonna get gets cold up there.
Zac Saleski (17:46):
So of course people believe in UFOs His name is Dan
Ackroyd.
Murph (17:51):
Zelda said yes, he does.
I know. Oh, yeah. No, yeah, he'sYes. His
Zac Saleski (17:56):
own vodka company.
Yep. Yeah. With the with theguys ever go to stores? At least
in the US. I think they have itoverseas too, if I'm right, cuz
I thought I saw overseas. Ithink it's called Crystal Skull.
But Crystal Skull vodka, andthat's made by Dan Ackroyd. You
know, from
Murph (18:14):
he actually, he has a house in the town that my
parents have a cottage in like,oh town, so he likes my own.
Yeah, he like bought up all theland because, like people were
so what happens is, Toronto isgetting so big. So imagine like,
obviously, like New York. Yeah.
But it's getting so big thatthey're now expanding out and
they're expanding to smallertowns, and like and also to,
they're getting tired of citylife. So they're buying cottages
(18:37):
to get away for the weekend.
When they buy these places. Theysee them as retirement. So then
they like buy more land to likeputting shops and coffee and all
that. So Dan Ackroyd la SydenhamOntario loves it so much that he
just bought up a lot of the landand he kept most of that
farmland. Wow. So like, yeah, sohe just has farmland that he
(18:58):
rents out to local farmers forhay and stuff like that. Right?
Exactly. So you'll be like,you'll be sitting in this little
diner having food and you'll seethis really nice like, 60s
Cadillac, like light blue orpink driving down the road. And
you'll be like, yeah, no, it'sgreat. Like, no biggie. Yeah,
he's got a he's got a house inthe area. Like a nice house.
(19:19):
Yeah, that's like, yeah, yeah,it's awesome. It's really cool.
Small world. Buddies. Yeah. Wow.
Yeah.
Zac Saleski (19:26):
That'd be cool.
Just to like, go get somecoffee, like a good day and
awkward,
Murph (19:30):
right? That's just though it's kind of funny because it's
such a small town. Like, theydon't have like, the typical
chain coffees. So you don't golike a Starbucks or Tim Hortons
or like a McDonald's in thetown. Like, it's just like, just
all these little localbusinesses. Yeah, it's like,
it's really weird. So yeah, it'spretty funny.
Zac Saleski (19:50):
Segue. Yeah, I saw Ghostbusters.
Murph (19:53):
Anyone? Yeah, what do you think? Thanks for what to see
without me, Dick. Oh, you
Zac Saleski (19:57):
know what? You're busy doing stuff. Honestly, I
got back. I got back in. Isuppose he was one of the guys
go to the gym with but then hewas like I'm going to Browns
game like I take as a call I getit, but I come back from the gym
and I was like well my dad'slike hey you want to go see
Ghostbusters? Yeah, let's do itso I'm gonna go with my dad my
(20:18):
brother and I we get to themovie theater I'm not kidding
you walk up and there's likethere's a bunch of like random
like family cars that are alllike parked out front there's
like four of them they kind oflike dress them up was like Ecto
one oh my gosh I'm like are youkidding me? He's just what we're
doing he's so
Murph (20:41):
I think they would have killed if they released a German
Halloween like not now but
Zac Saleski (20:45):
they would have I don't know why they didn't
honestly but as I'm walking themcloser to it I see like four
guys like whole overweight andthey're like dressed up as to
Ghostbusters and like cool yeahI asked one of them was like you
guys ever just gonna like goinside like cuz you know they're
showing the movie Yeah, yeah, wegot to take it for tonight like
(21:06):
way out here then or cars outhere coincide I don't understand
what waiting out here whatever.
Murph (21:13):
But you know good to be fans of something but when like
there's not a lot of peoplearound like what's the point?
What's the point?
Zac Saleski (21:20):
But I've got to say Ghostbusters was so I don't know
how to like describe it it wasso like good good. Okay, but I
don't know why I got reallynostalgic not because like it's
been so long. Whatever right?
But maybe I'm just like beenflogging too long so I noticed
(21:42):
different styles of likecinematography but they they
brought back like the old styleat nine oh that's kind of style
cinematography where they kindof would just get like they
would just like pan out on thecity or like the town they're in
and then have like the thesubject kind of walk into it and
have like two differentconversations going as they're
(22:02):
kind of unfolding the main kindof seeing like he just don't see
that everything's just so quickcut quick cut nowadays. Like
Murph (22:13):
wow, so they built they do they build in the story good
like really well lay off the oldmovies well or cuz I know they
referenced them a little bit inthe originals
Zac Saleski (22:22):
it plays heavily off of the first one okay. And
it kind of takes some of thatstory to this one but the way
they take like the the newercharacters with the older ones
they did a really good job Nice.
Now towards the end it kind ofgot like it cut when they
introduce some of the some ofthe older characters they kind
of like try not to spoil it butthey when they introduced like
(22:46):
some of the older characters itkind of got cheesy little
Murph (22:49):
girl okay, but it's always going to like Yeah,
Zac Saleski (22:52):
but honestly it was actually the way they developed
the store was actually reallygood.
Murph (22:56):
Do you think they set it up enough that they will like
make more or do we think it'slike a one and done kind of
thing
Zac Saleski (23:04):
you know, I thought that it was going to be one done
by I think the new charactersdid such a good job. You could
see maybe one or two but theywould have to keep that director
there gotcha but i i gotta saythis though. They did like a
kind of like a memorial tributething to help ramus who died in
(23:26):
2014 Okay, when the originalGhostbusters and the way they
did it was really really reallygood it's the very beginning the
movie but they did such a goodjob nice it was you know
Murph (23:39):
that's awesome All right, definitely check it out
Zac Saleski (23:40):
but yeah, Cory was really good and that's why I had
to bring him out he's like hereyou go and kept using his
Canadian accent the whole timelike straight he's anything he's
the O's we're just caring fortheir great
Murph (23:55):
Hannity long apparently he sticks stayed up there during
COVID just been there too longtalking to people
Zac Saleski (24:02):
you tells him I like to get out and like he tell
us fighting the O's on thatone's like
Murph (24:06):
cheese man that's hilarious
Zac Saleski (24:10):
goals are
Murph (24:13):
very very good goes or return goals are
Zac Saleski (24:15):
oh my gosh, goals are there buddy. You got to get
out of here. Like what? What isthis? Just all these demigods
are getting confused like thisEnglish Canadian.
Murph (24:28):
Hi, erotica like Samuel Jackson I'm damn sick and tired
of these damn Timmy.
Zac Saleski (24:32):
I taught the damn movie thinking my god damn
dialect geez, boy these audiopeaks gonna be great.
Murph (24:44):
Oh yeah. Oh people that we got pretty loud. That one
people that your drums is gonnaexplode on that one.
Zac Saleski (24:48):
I just I don't do
Murph (24:50):
ASMR aggressive Yeah. You know what I was excited about
though cuz I love Paul Rudd. SoI was excited to see him. He was
he was wasn't good. He wasfeeling he's not he's rarely bad
at a movie like,
Zac Saleski (25:04):
was kind of worried at the beginning it was very
much like a. He's kind of likethis. He kind of like a nerdy
ish guy,
Murph (25:12):
right? That is a science teacher, right? Yeah. Yeah, he's
Zac Saleski (25:15):
a science teacher.
But he, he kind of he's verymuch like that dad type of role,
right? Kind of nerdy ish doeswhat he wants, but oh, it was
really the way they wrote a manwho actually was pretty good and
his performance is great. Hehardly misses
Murph (25:30):
on that stuff. Nice.
Okay. But now they're,
Zac Saleski (25:33):
you know, us Missourians are actually made
from Kansas. The hell with thatjob. Nevermind,
Murph (25:38):
well, another great segue. Yeah, I saw he just got
voted Sexiest Man Alive.
Zac Saleski (25:42):
Whoo. Yeah, but he's sexy.
Murph (25:45):
I mean, I feel like there's some other guys that
make some good, good runs thatI'm like, true. Ryan Reynolds
still got to go there. He alwaysholds up pretty good. Like he's
aging. Well, like that's, youknow, you know what, like, at
age like him, like, you know,sorry, to Asia, but like, we're,
we're out. I got some prospectshere, then I'm aged really well.
(26:06):
Got the gray hair coming, too.
So I don't know. We'll see. But
Zac Saleski (26:10):
you know, what will allow us you know, people from
the KC area give us a little bitof moment, but they got a
Canadian code, isn't it? I'lltell you what, Ryan Reynolds.
Exactly. So you gotta he's he'san international
Murph (26:23):
thing. It's an international thing. I mean, you
know, turf war, and Brad Pitt'snot bad either. True.
Zac Saleski (26:29):
He's Missouri.
Murph (26:30):
Yeah, exactly. There you go. helping you out. I think you
couldn't you could have donethat.
Zac Saleski (26:34):
You know, Brad Pitt just oh, it was weird. Just
chillin. Yeah. He's odd, dude.
He's very odd. I feel like Ithink that was
Murph (26:43):
out and something recently. I don't know. Once
upon a time in Hollywood, Ithought, Tino made another thing
that he was out in recently, butmaybe not. No. Oh, man. It's
kind of been a weird year formovies and not releasing because
of the COVID they just kind ofhad to stop production of a lot
of things. So
Zac Saleski (27:00):
like, Ghostbusters supposed to come out last year,
right. So I can only imaginelike doing the press tours now.
Like, what do you remember? It'sbeen a year and a half show.
Right? Yeah.
Murph (27:09):
I don't know. At least a year and a half ago. That's
Zac Saleski (27:11):
what I remember. It was cool. Yeah. Buy tickets.
Murph (27:16):
Right? Like Stranger Things like stop teases. Just
release it. Like everyone likeeveryone's wanting that for so
like, I'm so pumped for that.
And I'm like, I just keepplaying with it. You're like,
Come on, just put it out there.
It's kind of odd. Let's do it.
Yeah. Ready to binge something.
Zac Saleski (27:34):
I'll tell you what, though. That Stranger Things was
interesting. The I lost so much.
Interest in third. I don't know.
I was like, in and out of that.
Of that last season. Yeah, itdefinitely because they were
stretching it
Murph (27:48):
went too far. Yeah, I went in which I'm worried about
the new one. But I mean, I'mjust like anything. I'm gonna
try it. We'll see what happens.
I was in the new one should begood. Yeah. But yeah, they
definitely are. You're right.
There are definitely momentswhere I'm like, you just wasted
an episode. Like he's like, he'slike building a storyline when
you didn't need to, you knowwhat I mean? Like that kind of
thing. I was creating all thoseweird love triangles and things.
(28:10):
It was just like, just move on.
This is a movie you want.
Zac Saleski (28:14):
That's someone's child. No love triangles.
Murph (28:18):
Yes, exactly. Yes.
Zac Saleski (28:20):
Love squares.
Murph (28:21):
You see they came out with second Tiger King. I'm
going to end up watching it too.
Which is gonna come out. Yeah,it's out now. Now. It is it is
out when it come out. No, it wason Netflix. Last night. I saw it
was on I didn't put it on. Iwatched Seinfeld instead. But I
think it was it's like past fewdays. It's been out so I don't
what are they supposed to becovering again? Is it Carol
(28:42):
bass? No Kara. bassins off of itnow, right?
Zac Saleski (28:47):
No, big. What? No.
Oh, see? Okay. That's the nameof so. Okay. So November 17.
Okay, DME. I thought I told youno, because I just watched the
trailer as a God can't wait forthat to come out.
Murph (29:01):
What are they? What are they covering? Up the store was
done?
Zac Saleski (29:05):
No. So like after the the first one. It was crazy.
That's where all this. So thefame of it just took off. And
yeah, they reopened the casewith Carol Baskins and her ex
husband. Because they startedgetting a bunch of new new
leads. And so people are like,you know, damn well, stupid
people watching the show. Like,I know that sumbitch Carole
(29:29):
Baskin did, obviously killed herhusband. She threw that that
feller in the Tigers.
Murph (29:38):
Oh my God,
Zac Saleski (29:38):
I know it. I've seen it.
Murph (29:41):
I kind of wish they would do that one guy that was like
the guru guy that was likerunning it called. Was he in it?
Remember? Yeah,
Zac Saleski (29:49):
no, he said the second.
Murph (29:51):
The first one. He was seven briefly. I was I loved him
in the second like that wascreepy, but like that guy was
smart. Like he knew what he wasdoing like that guy was well
Zac Saleski (30:00):
That's the thing with him. I was people, people
used to give me crap for that.
Because like, Oh my God, he'staking advantage of girls like,
but the thing is, though, if youhave never had women, you're
just like, Oh, you're just inthrall by like, Oh, this is,
this is great. I have women andyou don't think about anything
else. But he's just like,alright. Alright, I know where
my womens at. And now I got toknow where, where everyone
(30:22):
behind my back is so I don't getcharged for anything. Like he's
just like, always on. He alwaysgot an eye on something just so
like no one's on attack to getthem prosecuted. I was like,
Wow, this dude is so aware. He'sjust, it's all
Murph (30:37):
scares me how entertaining you've been? This
guy's running like a call.
You're like, it's sofascinating.
Zac Saleski (30:42):
I'm fascinated by people who can like take on
three different transplant. I'mgood, bro. Like, how, how,
right? You shouldn't be? Yeah,it's like,
Murph (30:55):
I just found it funny. In the beginning of it. He was so
open and they showed a lot ofthem. And then as they started
getting more into life, herealized that he's like, Oh,
Nikes and then he does likestopped and then like the ending
of Tiger Can you just never sawhim again. So it says
Zac Saleski (31:07):
here you dated her when she was 15. And the guy was
like, No.
Murph (31:12):
Yeah. And he's like, setting a he huge bed that they
Zac Saleski (31:15):
like, like did so quickly, but it wasn't like
obvious but he just like, as asa first instinct. Like, that
makes sense. Wait, wait, wait.
You ask?
Murph (31:26):
Right. You're right.
You're gonna like You're likemoving into the show. There.
Wait. Oh, yeah. Hold on.
Zac Saleski (31:34):
We have a bunch of bodies in the back. Oh, look at
the Tigers. Oh, wow. Wait, wait,wait.
Murph (31:39):
Yeah. This elephant look at all these things.
Zac Saleski (31:44):
Right on elephant.
He did. Yeah, I think that's oneof the scenes.
Murph (31:48):
He rides on an unknown fate. Yeah, exactly. I Gosh,
that show like it's like I love
Zac Saleski (31:53):
this one my own battle elephants from Lord of
the Rings. He liked him. It'slike, okay,
Murph (32:00):
and all fairness, weird flex. They they use them in
India. Way back in the day.
Lots. So like, that's how Lordof the Rings got the idea? Oh,
yeah, man. Could you imagineJesus? Yeah, there's like you
see, like, you're just like afoot soldier. And you just see
this huge elephant and theselike archers on top of it. And
they're just charging at you.
Zac Saleski (32:18):
Those are easy to kill. Just get that just, you
know, stab that big ol rope andjust like Lego listed
Murph (32:25):
while he promised you ever see an elephant in your
life at that point. So you justget what the heck is this big
thing trumping towards me?
Zac Saleski (32:31):
I was more worried about like from test to test you
got like the spikes and stuff?
Murph (32:35):
I don't think they have that. I don't think they had
that on them by Oh, yeah.
Zac Saleski (32:38):
Those things were crazy, right?
Murph (32:39):
Oh my gosh. Yeah.
Zac Saleski (32:40):
But the thing back to tie your cake.
Murph (32:42):
Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yeah.
state of elephant. Why we'reapologizing. Always sidetrack.
Zac Saleski (32:47):
Yeah, those elephants were like, alright,
God damn. So Tiger King. Likethe crazy thing about that weird
dude. Was like, he had that theywere all weird dudes like, yes.
But like, the sex cool guy. He'slike, one little area, like
where his house was. But he'slike, oh, yeah, so that was
weird. So this chick like herand I like her. And I started
dating when she was like, 15 or16. We start working with the
(33:10):
park and then I got her house.
So she lives right next to me.
And so vice versa. You likethree or four houses they give
to women that he
Murph (33:17):
he fancies? Yeah, yes.
Yeah. Then everyone else stayslike tense.
Zac Saleski (33:21):
So this is bait.
This is not these women arerecruit other women. Seriously.
It's yeah, it's like, are we notlearning from everything else is
going on?
Murph (33:31):
Right. Like remember when they talked about the things
about like, Bro was going?
Right? Draw they talk about thediet that they ought to be on
diets? Oh, I forgot about Yeah,I had to reach like a certain
age to be a certain weight.
Zac Saleski (33:47):
Listen, I saw you eat that. That.
Murph (33:49):
Snickers that cake was a trap.
Zac Saleski (33:54):
I told you. I told you one time I was going to
happen. Move out of my house.
Seriously, my house? No, it'sstill my house.
Murph (34:01):
There were parties, you know when like,
Zac Saleski (34:02):
you know, Ryan, elephant like,
Murph (34:04):
right. I've never met one in real life. But you know, when
you seen those interviews whenyou talk to people that like,
are in them, and they all hadthat you don't want to have
that. Like, they're energeticwith a weird energetic where
they're like, Oh, what, like allover my leg and they're like,
like, it's so great to meet you.
And you're like, that's justthat's like that's just creepy.
Like it's it's
Zac Saleski (34:23):
it's fun. You say that cuz? Oh man. I just saw
this a couple weeks ago.
Smallville. Oh, yeah. I lovethat show. Well, you remember.
Oh, the she's a happy go luckygirl. Like the blonde haired
chick.
Murph (34:38):
Yeah, no, I saw she was an eight on HBO was crazy.
Zac Saleski (34:41):
So So Lex Luthor, a guy who played Lex Luthor. He
has his own podcast. No way showthat. Yeah. Really cool, dude.
And like, he's talking about thetime that he saw. Her name was I
think Allison Mac. Yes. So he'stalking about like, the first
time he saw her and how manyyears and he's like he's Hey,
how's it how's it going? She'slike, Oh my god, I'm so happy to
(35:03):
see what's like she was thewhole conversation was off. And
he's talking about like, how shewas just kind of the
conversation was like not reallyabout her. She was all about
him. And what he's doing what'sgoing on oh boy, just like oh,
you know, you want to hang outlater. And so she she came over
and next year know that it wasthe weirdest thing because she
(35:25):
came over with it was her and Iguess you could say like her,
you know, handler or whatever.
And so she kind of goes in, andhe's like, What the hell's going
on? As he opens the door to hishouse? She goes, right, the
kitchen starts making food. He'slike, the hell's going on. So
this guy walks up. He's like,Oh, don't mind her. Like, she's
got a she's gonna, you know, fixsome food. He's like, Wait,
(35:46):
you're my house. What the hell'shappening is weird. So he's
having this conversation. He'slike, I just feel off. I just
feel weird. And, and he's, theguy just asked me like, like,
they're pretty genericquestions, and I'm trying to
deflect them like Allison wasgoing on was she just like was
so out of it whatnot. Soeventually told him that you
(36:07):
guys like, Listen, I'm happy tosee you. But you get a leaf?
Murph (36:11):
Cheese. Yeah, they're trying to recruit them. Yeah.
And
Zac Saleski (36:15):
apparently, it was like a month ago, because I
don't know, sure they're doingthe Netflix special on this or
not. But they're, they'rebasically there's a videotape
ever released when Alison, like,was just first there, at the
center, where she actually meetsthe founder, and the woman who
actually used to be in this sexcult, whatnot. She's like, in
order, like, the fact that shemet the founder within like, two
(36:39):
weeks is so huge that you don'tunderstand now. Yeah, but no
way, the way he was talking toher, though, the conversation
was the weirdest thing I've everseen. Because he was like, Well,
what do you want to do with yourlife? And she's like, well,
like, I just want to make peoplehappy with my art and be
creative and whatnot. Do go upto, to her. It's like, you know,
(36:59):
you know, maybe what you findhappy is not what, you know,
other people will find, like,just as fulfilling as you. He
was like, second guessing whatshe wanted to do with her life.
Like
Murph (37:11):
I thought it was it was it was like an HBO thing. They
had like a few, like, they havefew episodes of it. Yeah. And it
was like, she thinks she went toprison for two days. She would
like, it was weird. Like, theyand HBO, Netflix, they're all so
good with this stuff, likestarting to, like, you know,
it's kind of like, those made itsound like a Tony Robbins kind
of thing. We're like, the peoplethat were made a lot of money,
(37:32):
but they were lost in life andtrying to figure it out. And the
guy was like, Yo, this reallynice, like, go getting kind of
guy. And he's bringingbasically, to a point where I
was kinda like, I could seemyself like joining. And then in
like, because it was likenetworking, and like reading all
these great people and peoplepeople were meeting their wives
and husbands through and allthis stuff. Yeah. And so then,
(37:52):
but then like, it's what happenswith these, these, like leaders
like, they it's like they havetoo much power. So they start
messing, and then they reallydidn't get away with it. And so
like, He then started creatingthis like caste system of like
scarf colors. And so they, yeah,and he got some people like oh
my god, some people that werelike his understudies that were
like, really into it. So they ofcourse, backed him up. So it was
(38:14):
like he had to put in likemillions of dollars and like
hours to get this scarf stuff sothat it basically became a full
time job. And then, and thenthey recruit people, but you had
to have a certain kind of, like,financial set to come in. And
then the other thing though,that got me was, it seems like a
lot of like, weird cult leadersdo this was He then started like
(38:35):
bringing in certain women. It'salways I never heard this before
he started, like demanding theirdiets and their weight. I don't
know what it is. But it's like,it's like the weird, I have a
very rude thing to say. I'm justgonna say, It seems like you've
made it as a cult leader, if youcan get women to control their
diets and their weight. Like itseems to be a common practice
with a lot of cult leaders, likecontrolling women like that,
(38:56):
which like, baffles me, but it'sjust like, if they're like, it's
like, they're like, Well, if youcan control what they're eating
and their weight, you got themand it's like, it makes like the
weirdest sense to me. But, guys,like it's different for women.
Like I fuckin I can put on 100pounds, like, whatever, like I'm
muscular even on fat.
Zac Saleski (39:12):
And you can dodge your way you can dodge Exactly.
Murph (39:15):
But like, seriously, you know, but like, that's serious.
What happened to Allison Mackdid that. Yeah, the the guru guy
was like, hey, like, I want youto stop eating. And she didn't
eat for like two months. Yeah,it was like it was it was weird
Zac Saleski (39:25):
when they found it.
Like, they just like they'relike, you know, she used to be
so happy. But like, just bubblyis like yeah, this chick was
just like, depressed. In in a
Murph (39:34):
nest with her mind. Yeah.
Yeah. Wow. And you get like,tells the documentary on the
lawn. He was starting to realizehis power. And he started like,
trying to like test people. Andhe realized he was getting away
with it. So he just like, hadfun with people and just was
like, whatever you want tofrickin do like, like half. Like
half the stuff these occultpeople do. They don't even
really care. They just want tosee they can get away with it.
Like, basically. Yeah, it'sweird. It's so weird.
Zac Saleski (39:58):
It's one of those things you do a once you start
to realize All Damn, I got awaywith it. Yeah. Must be working
What's going on Zach and listeners is like, I can't
(00:06):
capture that again.
Zac Saleski (00:07):
I really can't.
Murph (00:08):
I'm one and done.
Zac Saleski (00:09):
Welcome to Maple glaze the home of one American
one Canadian who bicker at eachother because electronics are my
job and I didn't do itcorrectly. Welcome. Thank you.
Murph (00:19):
Still getting good those intros still getting good. I
don't know how long you take towrite them but they're good.
Zac Saleski (00:24):
I don't it's in the big noggin of mine is a big this
is where you're going to ASMRnow yeah, you missed out on it.
Murph (00:35):
I know I know you're right to say and then I speak
really loud assault your ears
Zac Saleski (00:52):
I'm done. Yep. I agree.
Murph (00:55):
I bring in loads and then I just slap it away.
Zac Saleski (00:59):
Oh, always count on Murph to abuse your yours.
Murph (01:02):
Oh, yeah, that's what you did not sign up for this podcast
not to have your holes abused.
That
Zac Saleski (01:06):
would be what
Murph (01:10):
you're holding me.
Zac Saleski (01:11):
Oh, I thought some clues remind
Murph (01:13):
me got it. Well, it's my job.
Zac Saleski (01:17):
I'm Tyler here to abuse all kinds of holes. Thank
you. kind of done.
Murph (01:24):
And we've lost our listeners. It's really dark
right? It's what happens whenwe're sober.
Zac Saleski (01:32):
So when someone gives us some oh man suppresses
Hey, we got done the first talk.
Finally why claw whatever. Hinews in case you're feeling a
little adventurous right?
Murph (01:42):
Press better. True. Some bluevine Oh, it's about time for
that season. Right? Is that truein Germany is about time
Zac Saleski (01:48):
for that. It's getting close. Nice close. It's
gonna be a hell of a time. Ontimes. I'm down for some glue
Vaughn. Right. Yes, but some newnews coming up. We are on all
social medias now.
Murph (02:03):
I instead face
Zac Saleski (02:05):
Insta face. We've created some my face Facebook.
All of them. Twitter. Backdooralley and backdoor alley.
Murph (02:14):
I'm actually on the wrong side on that one. No, no,
there's pictures of us on itthough.
Zac Saleski (02:20):
Some weird stuff going on. A lot of
Murph (02:22):
weird confusing not sure what to think of messages
because of that one. But yeah,
Zac Saleski (02:27):
we we only follow one person and that's a tiny
meeting. Because why not?
Murph (02:32):
Let's keep calling them out. I like it. Yeah. No, we're
just we're just posers. We'retrying to meet game posers. You
Zac Saleski (02:37):
know what? Cody Ko is a poser because he even
though he's Canadian, but aslike you know what? I got a I
got a more authentic 1am I knowwhat the back me up? Like yes,
yeah,
Murph (02:51):
sure. They're a
Zac Saleski (02:55):
he grew up in Canada.
Murph (02:58):
If I chuck it on the spot,
Zac Saleski (03:01):
Sarah, Sara, there we go.
Murph (03:03):
I'm done here. I gotta leave. I'm
Zac Saleski (03:06):
not some ham over there. What the hell's wrong
with them?
Murph (03:10):
Wow. Anyway, I want to see us eat ham and drink syrup
or on all the socials.
Zac Saleski (03:16):
And as of this past week, we got our very first
patron Mojo Jim, thank you somuch.
Murph (03:22):
I love the name. Every time I hear it. I just think
Mojo Jojo from Powerpuff Girls,JoJo, Mojo Mojo.
Zac Saleski (03:28):
So you ever will have it after after last podcast
and say, Well, you know,someone, someone you know,
becomes a patron Merce got to dowith money dance. Do I really? I
mean,
Murph (03:38):
I don't know. Okay, we didn't we didn't script what my
money dance would be.
Zac Saleski (03:43):
I think you're just so horrified by the idea of it.
We were like I actually kind ofwas I was fine with it. I was
hoping no one was gonna call myblog. Full Mojo called I
Murph (03:52):
mean, I'm not really and give me the send like two weeks
since I've worked out so no onewants to see what's going on
under
Zac Saleski (03:57):
here and there. Oh, national. Do black.
Murph (04:02):
Donate a big about
Zac Saleski (04:04):
No, no, a whole lot. Okay, but no, maybe
Murph (04:08):
maybe we should put a threshold on it.
Zac Saleski (04:11):
Sounds like you're scared. I'm afraid. Well, you
know what it pays about? I thinkfor how much I pay for the
podcast, I think probably paysabout 90% of it. Oh, wow. Okay,
Murph (04:22):
so we're cheap. Yeah, we are. We're very cheap or very,
very cheap. Very cheap groundfloor. Cheap. Ground floor
floor. Actually a ground flooror like the basement ground
Zac Saleski (04:31):
floor. No blankets.
We're just using saran wrap as apillow.
Murph (04:36):
Wow, that was really specific. Yeah, sounds it sounds
like you've been there before.
Zac Saleski (04:40):
Hey, everyone hits rock bottom bro. This very
special edition of maple. YoCOVID
Murph (04:50):
I hope not. Okay, gotcha.
Kevin pay for COVID test. Truedat Trudeau
Zac Saleski (04:56):
through that, man.
I gotta be On this flighttomorrow, bird pay about 200
bucks. Let's go. You want toknow if you do dirty or not
haunted?
Murph (05:07):
Dirty. What is STD test?
Well, he's taking me off first.
Got him. That was at you're justforcing it now. Exactly. Just
welcome. Yeah, thank you. You'rebetter than you
Zac Saleski (05:24):
know what I was good up until this point leave
me alone. Five minutes in. Herego Gosh, only
Murph (05:29):
five minutes. We might need alcohol
Zac Saleski (05:32):
therapists Oh John's. Oh, what a week it has
been
Murph (05:38):
a short one. It's gonna be a short week though.
Zac Saleski (05:41):
It is very giving.
This is a weird Thanksgivingweek. We're gonna take I don't
want to do I use the termhiatus?
Murph (05:49):
No. Hiatus is a long time. We're only taking a week
off. It's
Zac Saleski (05:53):
like seeing a Vita Zane. We're not taking a long
time off.
Murph (05:56):
Just a quick little quick little short. Quick logo Boss.
Boss, Boss, Boss, boss. Bossbutton pause. And I'm never
coming back.
Zac Saleski (06:08):
No, we are gonna take probably two weeks.
Murph (06:12):
Yeah. Roughly. Wait, maybe. So it'd be? Well, it'd be
the week after Thanksgiving offand then I'd be back the Monday
after that. Okay. Yeah. So abouttwo weeks pretty close.
Zac Saleski (06:23):
So Murphy is actually going to go visit his
family and learn dad northeast.
So he'll be out in New York.
Murph (06:31):
The Windy City.
Zac Saleski (06:35):
city that never eats
Murph (06:36):
Exactly. Exactly. Got him. Not a whole lot going on.
I'll find something to do.
Zac Saleski (06:43):
It'll be out in New York just kind of experiencing
everything. He'll also
Murph (06:47):
get just gonna stand on a street corner and yell at people
like this what they do in NewYork. think so too. Yeah, sounds
about right. I've practice myGerman. See who catches it?
Zac Saleski (06:57):
I don't know he's gonna get to that then be like,
yeah, exactly. This guy justsits in the corner and yells at
pigeons in German.
Murph (07:05):
Sounds pretty normal
Zac Saleski (07:06):
show just chucking breadcrumbs that people have
walked by
Murph (07:13):
now that cost money I do it for free. I do free things. I
don't I don't buy things when Igo crazy.
Zac Saleski (07:19):
So if you see Murph hoarding giant animal rats,
right like humanoid robots, Ishall take them. Yes. Then say
hello. I
Murph (07:27):
think that the Sewer Gators there, so I'm gonna try
and find them too.
Zac Saleski (07:31):
There you go. Yeah.
Make sure you enter the NinjaTurtles too. While you're at it.
Murph (07:35):
Oh, come on, man. No, they don't exist.
Zac Saleski (07:38):
That's not right.
Murph (07:40):
They die now. Thank you for that. Unfortunately, they
were pretty old on the 90s Oh,man, they're so popular.
Zac Saleski (07:49):
Way to start this merch God. Five world. Oh, God.
The hell's this crap. I
Murph (07:56):
didn't realize you'd get so sad.
Zac Saleski (07:58):
Come on. probably dead. Everyone passes. I know.
Everyone passes and EveryonePoops.
Murph (08:04):
There you go. Exactly. So I mentioned Butan lifespans a
lot shorter. You feel like youput a lot of a lot of like, a
lot of shit on your system forthat one. Like, you know, byes
went through a lot of unnaturalchanges like
Zac Saleski (08:20):
what do you think doctor? A lot of shooting the
system right? Exactly. It's notgonna make
Murph (08:23):
it misspent dad was a dad and some waste. Some industrial
waste.
Zac Saleski (08:31):
I only did a couple of lines of poo. Now it's too
much waste
Murph (08:35):
too much. Way too much waste.
Zac Saleski (08:38):
Boy a man. So what's, what's the game plan?
Where? What's happening? What'swhat's when you had now what's
going
Murph (08:45):
on today? So it'll be well, I don't know when you're
gonna release this, but two daysfrom a word when we're
recording. So that 24th Right.
Yeah, yeah. 24th I don't knowwhy I always think 24th
Thanksgiving, but it's theThursday not really like yeah,
it's right. Yeah, it's weird.
But yeah, Wednesday after work,flying out. Gotta go to DC first
(09:07):
and then go to New York. Alwaysfun way to do that stuff. I'm
going to a town outside of NewYork called White Plains. Yeah,
fly right in and then I will bethere for the week. And then the
one of the few opportunitiesoccurs where I'm staying for the
week because then Connor comesinto town, and they play the
Rangers. So and then they alsoplay one other team near the
(09:28):
Rangers. So we're gonna go totwo games and then I will come
back. And then when they comeback, it is Christmas season
which Zack has Halloween. Me andthe rest of America have
Christmas and that's how we dothings
Zac Saleski (09:41):
we call me and the rest of society.
Murph (09:45):
If you go back if you go back to some other podcast
topics, you've been very, you'vehad a little bit of disdain for
Christmas, which I understand isbecome a very corporate holiday.
I don't like celebrating it likethat, but I understand where
some people don't like it.
Zac Saleski (09:58):
I'll be honest, this year has been a little bit
different. because people Idon't know why maybe this year
is different but they're notlike shoving Christmas in your
face too much this year not asbad as other years. The store
the stores are but radio. Itreally? I mean maybe just me
radio station,
Murph (10:15):
right? No no it's not too bad they just
Zac Saleski (10:17):
haven't really Cuz usually as soon as like the
first or second day Novemberyeah all right Christmas music
let's go
Murph (10:23):
you know what you're right like the commercials are
Christmassy but they're not tooChristmassy and I think that's
it. There's also like, you watchfootball stuff on the weekend
and they're not. They're notlike, Yeah, I'm not really like
talking about it yet. True, butthat's gonna change after
Thanksgiving.
Zac Saleski (10:37):
Let's that's fine, which is fine. I don't mind
that. Yeah, but it's like
Murph (10:41):
what you thought they would have pushed it more
because especially in the USthat's when a lot of spending
happens and we really need tospend it right now. Oh, yes, we
do after COVID When peopledidn't buy anything.
Zac Saleski (10:53):
Speaking COVID Get your shots,
Murph (10:56):
right. Booster booster Isn't that a little a little
cynical view to say
Zac Saleski (11:03):
fine yeah Shut up.
Yeah, exactly. Get your boosterslittle steroids
Murph (11:09):
you just need to get your shot
Zac Saleski (11:13):
I'm clean but no it's been a it's been a good
holiday season there has beenlike it's been pretty tone for
the most part. I've been happywith that it's not been
overwhelming. I'm hoping thatonce this thing starts to kind
of carry up and when I wasworried that like right around
(11:35):
certain stores over here theystarted to carry some Christmas
stuff like right aroundHalloween. Here we go. Yeah, but
they kind of like calmed it downa little bit. So it's it's been
okay it's not ready for the coldthat's all
Murph (11:47):
right. The whole swing here soon well we we've already
had snow even like to snowshowers. Just didn't collect
yeah to pull 130 somethingoutside right now. So which is
like zero degrees Celsius? Yeah,okay, you I know I do I try to
be worldly Try. Try. I am I try.
Zac Saleski (12:09):
So if I was trying to tell Murph so I got so we're
Murphy is going is not too farfrom like where I have some
family currently living. So I'mactually kind of happy because
he gets experience. A lot ofgood stuff over there. You got
bakeries. And you've got Oh, yougot plenty of pizza places and
then not too far. You got sleep,y'all.
Murph (12:29):
So I'm back on Sleepy Hollow.
Zac Saleski (12:31):
I love it.
Murph (12:32):
I love it. So I asked him what do I do when I see the
Headless Horseman and he didn'tgive me an answer. So I guess
I'm gonna lose my head.
Zac Saleski (12:38):
No, I told you to take off your pants run. Oh,
yes, that's right. That's how it
Murph (12:42):
works. Gotcha. I think that attract them more.
Zac Saleski (12:45):
You know what, for some reason you take off your
pants before like a fight.
People get weird out works everytime.
Murph (12:52):
Have to test that will say well to test that.
Zac Saleski (12:55):
So you want to go bro? Pants off. You're like,
what are you doing here?
Murph (12:59):
I definitely Oh, it definitely makes me think twice.
Is that definitely like I wouldI would step back for a second.
I
Zac Saleski (13:04):
just need that second. You're good.
Murph (13:05):
Yeah, that's true. Very true. It's like Trailer Park
Boys every time that's what hewas doing. take his pants off
every time you got to fightsomeone. Like you also need to
wear tighty whities. Isn't itlooks even weirder. That's true.
So I'm more of a briefs guy. SoI feel like it will look like an
MMA fighter. Whereas like yeahtighty whities on looks weird.
Like a speedo
Zac Saleski (13:26):
drive everybody crazy it's like Murph
Murph (13:33):
if if that breath someone's engine then
Zac Saleski (13:38):
added on to the podcast right Wikipedia page
here we go.
Murph (13:42):
Right ASMR and briefs briefs are you wearing a go
gadget. You guys are calling inyour briefs? Of course. You just
(14:09):
got it like babbling brook inthere some babbling Oh, yeah.
Wow. We're pulling out the biglanguage here.
Zac Saleski (14:17):
Wow. Picture books.
Murph (14:19):
Oh, yes. Yes. Picture books. I don't know how to
respond to that just Yes,picture books.
Zac Saleski (14:25):
Boy we're just gonna write his own book now.
Children book
Murph (14:29):
ASMR children in the Burgos
Zac Saleski (14:35):
Bab infamous Brook tabernacles
Murph (14:41):
Xboxes go Wow, they're so accurate. Oh, man, I make
picture books anymore. Likeeveryone just gets on the
internet now. Like I feel likebooks are like, not a thing
anymore. Kids just on theinternet, youtube and all that
stuff.
Zac Saleski (15:00):
You know what's funny? Wow, good segue
Murph (15:04):
right? You're welcome
Zac Saleski (15:08):
now, I was trying to find a book that like I I
read as a kid. I've been lookingfor this for like three years. I
can never find like the name ofit but for some riada good
Murph (15:18):
Debbie to be tough when you don't know the name of the
book you're looking for. I'mjust
Zac Saleski (15:21):
typing in like that inner storm book. Books about
thunderstorms during the 90sSomething like that some crazy
Okay, and so finally narrowed itdown but it's funny cuz I looked
it up I found it by apparentlythey're all those older books
that we grew up with. They'rethey're putting that on YouTube.
And they're having random peopleread it to him. I was like,
Murph (15:40):
I mean, next video idea.
We'll start reading
Zac Saleski (15:44):
we're gonna we're gonna destroy that ratio.
Murph (15:46):
Oh, yeah, let's do it.
Guys was really our next podcastwhich is read books. Making ASMR
noises Oh god I'm turning on mychildhood ruin to I don't know
do
Zac Saleski (16:04):
you talk about what's in his boxers now you're
reading a book? Yeah. Man manymany talents. Many
Murph (16:10):
and many discussion points.
Zac Saleski (16:15):
First, 10 minutes, books, briefs, boxer briefs.
ASMR trouser snake. Babbling gettheir babbling brook. Wow.
Murph (16:25):
I love these tags. You're gonna put on this
Zac Saleski (16:29):
I'm gonna milk this thing out. Oh, God. It was
funny. I was trying to find sometalking points for the podcast.
So you know what, we got to findsomething that is just, that's
just so out there and unique. Iwas like, trying to like
obviously you have crazy storiesfrom the US and how terribly
(16:51):
retarder we are sometimes.
Murph (16:53):
But yeah, that's that's even been Yeah. Where America?
Yeah, yeah, you just look inFlorida. That's all oh my gosh,
but Texas, California.
Zac Saleski (17:03):
But the one thing I was thinking about was like,
Alright, there's got to be someCanada where maybe someone just
went off the rail using theirdamn mind. I was like, Alright,
let me try. Just find something.
The worst thing of of anything Ifound was basically Canada man
was just really into UFOs.
(17:26):
That's it. So that what
Murph (17:28):
everybody does. Oh, are you looking for comedy or just
for like,
Zac Saleski (17:31):
I'm just looking for crazy news stories.
something out there. Yeah. Okay,that's that's the only That's
the craziest thing that poppedup. Like, you got to be kidding
me. This is
Murph (17:38):
like no one ever wants to report on it. Yeah, I mean, it's
almost wintertime up there.
People are hunkering down it'sgonna get gets cold up there.
Zac Saleski (17:46):
So of course people believe in UFOs His name is Dan
Ackroyd.
Murph (17:51):
Zelda said yes, he does.
I know. Oh, yeah. No, yeah, he'sYes. His
Zac Saleski (17:56):
own vodka company.
Yep. Yeah. With the with theguys ever go to stores? At least
in the US. I think they have itoverseas too, if I'm right, cuz
I thought I saw overseas. Ithink it's called Crystal Skull.
But Crystal Skull vodka, andthat's made by Dan Ackroyd. You
know, from
Murph (18:14):
he actually, he has a house in the town that my
parents have a cottage in like,oh town, so he likes my own.
Yeah, he like bought up all theland because, like people were
so what happens is, Toronto isgetting so big. So imagine like,
obviously, like New York. Yeah.
But it's getting so big thatthey're now expanding out and
they're expanding to smallertowns, and like and also to,
they're getting tired of citylife. So they're buying cottages
(18:37):
to get away for the weekend.
When they buy these places. Theysee them as retirement. So then
they like buy more land to likeputting shops and coffee and all
that. So Dan Ackroyd la SydenhamOntario loves it so much that he
just bought up a lot of the landand he kept most of that
farmland. Wow. So like, yeah, sohe just has farmland that he
(18:58):
rents out to local farmers forhay and stuff like that. Right?
Exactly. So you'll be like,you'll be sitting in this little
diner having food and you'll seethis really nice like, 60s
Cadillac, like light blue orpink driving down the road. And
you'll be like, yeah, no, it'sgreat. Like, no biggie. Yeah,
he's got a he's got a house inthe area. Like a nice house.
(19:19):
Yeah, that's like, yeah, yeah,it's awesome. It's really cool.
Small world. Buddies. Yeah. Wow.
Yeah.
Zac Saleski (19:26):
That'd be cool.
Just to like, go get somecoffee, like a good day and
awkward,
Murph (19:30):
right? That's just though it's kind of funny because it's
such a small town. Like, theydon't have like, the typical
chain coffees. So you don't golike a Starbucks or Tim Hortons
or like a McDonald's in thetown. Like, it's just like, just
all these little localbusinesses. Yeah, it's like,
it's really weird. So yeah, it'spretty funny.
Zac Saleski (19:50):
Segue. Yeah, I saw Ghostbusters.
Murph (19:53):
Anyone? Yeah, what do you think? Thanks for what to see
without me, Dick. Oh, you
Zac Saleski (19:57):
know what? You're busy doing stuff. Honestly, I
got back. I got back in. Isuppose he was one of the guys
go to the gym with but then hewas like I'm going to Browns
game like I take as a call I getit, but I come back from the gym
and I was like well my dad'slike hey you want to go see
Ghostbusters? Yeah, let's do itso I'm gonna go with my dad my
(20:18):
brother and I we get to themovie theater I'm not kidding
you walk up and there's likethere's a bunch of like random
like family cars that are alllike parked out front there's
like four of them they kind oflike dress them up was like Ecto
one oh my gosh I'm like are youkidding me? He's just what we're
doing he's so
Murph (20:41):
I think they would have killed if they released a German
Halloween like not now but
Zac Saleski (20:45):
they would have I don't know why they didn't
honestly but as I'm walking themcloser to it I see like four
guys like whole overweight andthey're like dressed up as to
Ghostbusters and like cool yeahI asked one of them was like you
guys ever just gonna like goinside like cuz you know they're
showing the movie Yeah, yeah, wegot to take it for tonight like
(21:06):
way out here then or cars outhere coincide I don't understand
what waiting out here whatever.
Murph (21:13):
But you know good to be fans of something but when like
there's not a lot of peoplearound like what's the point?
What's the point?
Zac Saleski (21:20):
But I've got to say Ghostbusters was so I don't know
how to like describe it it wasso like good good. Okay, but I
don't know why I got reallynostalgic not because like it's
been so long. Whatever right?
But maybe I'm just like beenflogging too long so I noticed
(21:42):
different styles of likecinematography but they they
brought back like the old styleat nine oh that's kind of style
cinematography where they kindof would just get like they
would just like pan out on thecity or like the town they're in
and then have like the thesubject kind of walk into it and
have like two differentconversations going as they're
(22:02):
kind of unfolding the main kindof seeing like he just don't see
that everything's just so quickcut quick cut nowadays. Like
Murph (22:13):
wow, so they built they do they build in the story good
like really well lay off the oldmovies well or cuz I know they
referenced them a little bit inthe originals
Zac Saleski (22:22):
it plays heavily off of the first one okay. And
it kind of takes some of thatstory to this one but the way
they take like the the newercharacters with the older ones
they did a really good job Nice.
Now towards the end it kind ofgot like it cut when they
introduce some of the some ofthe older characters they kind
of like try not to spoil it butthey when they introduced like
(22:46):
some of the older characters itkind of got cheesy little
Murph (22:49):
girl okay, but it's always going to like Yeah,
Zac Saleski (22:52):
but honestly it was actually the way they developed
the store was actually reallygood.
Murph (22:56):
Do you think they set it up enough that they will like
make more or do we think it'slike a one and done kind of
thing
Zac Saleski (23:04):
you know, I thought that it was going to be one done
by I think the new charactersdid such a good job. You could
see maybe one or two but theywould have to keep that director
there gotcha but i i gotta saythis though. They did like a
kind of like a memorial tributething to help ramus who died in
(23:26):
2014 Okay, when the originalGhostbusters and the way they
did it was really really reallygood it's the very beginning the
movie but they did such a goodjob nice it was you know
Murph (23:39):
that's awesome All right, definitely check it out
Zac Saleski (23:40):
but yeah, Cory was really good and that's why I had
to bring him out he's like hereyou go and kept using his
Canadian accent the whole timelike straight he's anything he's
the O's we're just caring fortheir great
Murph (23:55):
Hannity long apparently he sticks stayed up there during
COVID just been there too longtalking to people
Zac Saleski (24:02):
you tells him I like to get out and like he tell
us fighting the O's on thatone's like
Murph (24:06):
cheese man that's hilarious
Zac Saleski (24:10):
goals are
Murph (24:13):
very very good goes or return goals are
Zac Saleski (24:15):
oh my gosh, goals are there buddy. You got to get
out of here. Like what? What isthis? Just all these demigods
are getting confused like thisEnglish Canadian.
Murph (24:28):
Hi, erotica like Samuel Jackson I'm damn sick and tired
of these damn Timmy.
Zac Saleski (24:32):
I taught the damn movie thinking my god damn
dialect geez, boy these audiopeaks gonna be great.
Murph (24:44):
Oh yeah. Oh people that we got pretty loud. That one
people that your drums is gonnaexplode on that one.
Zac Saleski (24:48):
I just I don't do
Murph (24:50):
ASMR aggressive Yeah. You know what I was excited about
though cuz I love Paul Rudd. SoI was excited to see him. He was
he was wasn't good. He wasfeeling he's not he's rarely bad
at a movie like,
Zac Saleski (25:04):
was kind of worried at the beginning it was very
much like a. He's kind of likethis. He kind of like a nerdy
ish guy,
Murph (25:12):
right? That is a science teacher, right? Yeah. Yeah, he's
Zac Saleski (25:15):
a science teacher.
But he, he kind of he's verymuch like that dad type of role,
right? Kind of nerdy ish doeswhat he wants, but oh, it was
really the way they wrote a manwho actually was pretty good and
his performance is great. Hehardly misses
Murph (25:30):
on that stuff. Nice.
Okay. But now they're,
Zac Saleski (25:33):
you know, us Missourians are actually made
from Kansas. The hell with thatjob. Nevermind,
Murph (25:38):
well, another great segue. Yeah, I saw he just got
voted Sexiest Man Alive.
Zac Saleski (25:42):
Whoo. Yeah, but he's sexy.
Murph (25:45):
I mean, I feel like there's some other guys that
make some good, good runs thatI'm like, true. Ryan Reynolds
still got to go there. He alwaysholds up pretty good. Like he's
aging. Well, like that's, youknow, you know what, like, at
age like him, like, you know,sorry, to Asia, but like, we're,
we're out. I got some prospectshere, then I'm aged really well.
(26:06):
Got the gray hair coming, too.
So I don't know. We'll see. But
Zac Saleski (26:10):
you know, what will allow us you know, people from
the KC area give us a little bitof moment, but they got a
Canadian code, isn't it? I'lltell you what, Ryan Reynolds.
Exactly. So you gotta he's he'san international
Murph (26:23):
thing. It's an international thing. I mean, you
know, turf war, and Brad Pitt'snot bad either. True.
Zac Saleski (26:29):
He's Missouri.
Murph (26:30):
Yeah, exactly. There you go. helping you out. I think you
couldn't you could have donethat.
Zac Saleski (26:34):
You know, Brad Pitt just oh, it was weird. Just
chillin. Yeah. He's odd, dude.
He's very odd. I feel like Ithink that was
Murph (26:43):
out and something recently. I don't know. Once
upon a time in Hollywood, Ithought, Tino made another thing
that he was out in recently, butmaybe not. No. Oh, man. It's
kind of been a weird year formovies and not releasing because
of the COVID they just kind ofhad to stop production of a lot
of things. So
Zac Saleski (27:00):
like, Ghostbusters supposed to come out last year,
right. So I can only imaginelike doing the press tours now.
Like, what do you remember? It'sbeen a year and a half show.
Right? Yeah.
Murph (27:09):
I don't know. At least a year and a half ago. That's
Zac Saleski (27:11):
what I remember. It was cool. Yeah. Buy tickets.
Murph (27:16):
Right? Like Stranger Things like stop teases. Just
release it. Like everyone likeeveryone's wanting that for so
like, I'm so pumped for that.
And I'm like, I just keepplaying with it. You're like,
Come on, just put it out there.
It's kind of odd. Let's do it.
Yeah. Ready to binge something.
Zac Saleski (27:34):
I'll tell you what, though. That Stranger Things was
interesting. The I lost so much.
Interest in third. I don't know.
I was like, in and out of that.
Of that last season. Yeah, itdefinitely because they were
stretching it
Murph (27:48):
went too far. Yeah, I went in which I'm worried about
the new one. But I mean, I'mjust like anything. I'm gonna
try it. We'll see what happens.
I was in the new one should begood. Yeah. But yeah, they
definitely are. You're right.
There are definitely momentswhere I'm like, you just wasted
an episode. Like he's like, he'slike building a storyline when
you didn't need to, you knowwhat I mean? Like that kind of
thing. I was creating all thoseweird love triangles and things.
(28:10):
It was just like, just move on.
This is a movie you want.
Zac Saleski (28:14):
That's someone's child. No love triangles.
Murph (28:18):
Yes, exactly. Yes.
Zac Saleski (28:20):
Love squares.
Murph (28:21):
You see they came out with second Tiger King. I'm
going to end up watching it too.
Which is gonna come out. Yeah,it's out now. Now. It is it is
out when it come out. No, it wason Netflix. Last night. I saw it
was on I didn't put it on. Iwatched Seinfeld instead. But I
think it was it's like past fewdays. It's been out so I don't
what are they supposed to becovering again? Is it Carol
(28:42):
bass? No Kara. bassins off of itnow, right?
Zac Saleski (28:47):
No, big. What? No.
Oh, see? Okay. That's the nameof so. Okay. So November 17.
Okay, DME. I thought I told youno, because I just watched the
trailer as a God can't wait forthat to come out.
Murph (29:01):
What are they? What are they covering? Up the store was
done?
Zac Saleski (29:05):
No. So like after the the first one. It was crazy.
That's where all this. So thefame of it just took off. And
yeah, they reopened the casewith Carol Baskins and her ex
husband. Because they startedgetting a bunch of new new
leads. And so people are like,you know, damn well, stupid
people watching the show. Like,I know that sumbitch Carole
(29:29):
Baskin did, obviously killed herhusband. She threw that that
feller in the Tigers.
Murph (29:38):
Oh my God,
Zac Saleski (29:38):
I know it. I've seen it.
Murph (29:41):
I kind of wish they would do that one guy that was like
the guru guy that was likerunning it called. Was he in it?
Remember? Yeah,
Zac Saleski (29:49):
no, he said the second.
Murph (29:51):
The first one. He was seven briefly. I was I loved him
in the second like that wascreepy, but like that guy was
smart. Like he knew what he wasdoing like that guy was well
Zac Saleski (30:00):
That's the thing with him. I was people, people
used to give me crap for that.
Because like, Oh my God, he'staking advantage of girls like,
but the thing is, though, if youhave never had women, you're
just like, Oh, you're just inthrall by like, Oh, this is,
this is great. I have women andyou don't think about anything
else. But he's just like,alright. Alright, I know where
my womens at. And now I got toknow where, where everyone
(30:22):
behind my back is so I don't getcharged for anything. Like he's
just like, always on. He alwaysgot an eye on something just so
like no one's on attack to getthem prosecuted. I was like,
Wow, this dude is so aware. He'sjust, it's all
Murph (30:37):
scares me how entertaining you've been? This
guy's running like a call.
You're like, it's sofascinating.
Zac Saleski (30:42):
I'm fascinated by people who can like take on
three different transplant. I'mgood, bro. Like, how, how,
right? You shouldn't be? Yeah,it's like,
Murph (30:55):
I just found it funny. In the beginning of it. He was so
open and they showed a lot ofthem. And then as they started
getting more into life, herealized that he's like, Oh,
Nikes and then he does likestopped and then like the ending
of Tiger Can you just never sawhim again. So it says
Zac Saleski (31:07):
here you dated her when she was 15. And the guy was
like, No.
Murph (31:12):
Yeah. And he's like, setting a he huge bed that they
Zac Saleski (31:15):
like, like did so quickly, but it wasn't like
obvious but he just like, as asa first instinct. Like, that
makes sense. Wait, wait, wait.
You ask?
Murph (31:26):
Right. You're right.
You're gonna like You're likemoving into the show. There.
Wait. Oh, yeah. Hold on.
Zac Saleski (31:34):
We have a bunch of bodies in the back. Oh, look at
the Tigers. Oh, wow. Wait, wait,wait.
Murph (31:39):
Yeah. This elephant look at all these things.
Zac Saleski (31:44):
Right on elephant.
He did. Yeah, I think that's oneof the scenes.
Murph (31:48):
He rides on an unknown fate. Yeah, exactly. I Gosh,
that show like it's like I love
Zac Saleski (31:53):
this one my own battle elephants from Lord of
the Rings. He liked him. It'slike, okay,
Murph (32:00):
and all fairness, weird flex. They they use them in
India. Way back in the day.
Lots. So like, that's how Lordof the Rings got the idea? Oh,
yeah, man. Could you imagineJesus? Yeah, there's like you
see, like, you're just like afoot soldier. And you just see
this huge elephant and theselike archers on top of it. And
they're just charging at you.
Zac Saleski (32:18):
Those are easy to kill. Just get that just, you
know, stab that big ol rope andjust like Lego listed
Murph (32:25):
while he promised you ever see an elephant in your
life at that point. So you justget what the heck is this big
thing trumping towards me?
Zac Saleski (32:31):
I was more worried about like from test to test you
got like the spikes and stuff?
Murph (32:35):
I don't think they have that. I don't think they had
that on them by Oh, yeah.
Zac Saleski (32:38):
Those things were crazy, right?
Murph (32:39):
Oh my gosh. Yeah.
Zac Saleski (32:40):
But the thing back to tie your cake.
Murph (32:42):
Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yeah.
state of elephant. Why we'reapologizing. Always sidetrack.
Zac Saleski (32:47):
Yeah, those elephants were like, alright,
God damn. So Tiger King. Likethe crazy thing about that weird
dude. Was like, he had that theywere all weird dudes like, yes.
But like, the sex cool guy. He'slike, one little area, like
where his house was. But he'slike, oh, yeah, so that was
weird. So this chick like herand I like her. And I started
dating when she was like, 15 or16. We start working with the
(33:10):
park and then I got her house.
So she lives right next to me.
And so vice versa. You likethree or four houses they give
to women that he
Murph (33:17):
he fancies? Yeah, yes.
Yeah. Then everyone else stayslike tense.
Zac Saleski (33:21):
So this is bait.
This is not these women arerecruit other women. Seriously.
It's yeah, it's like, are we notlearning from everything else is
going on?
Murph (33:31):
Right. Like remember when they talked about the things
about like, Bro was going?
Right? Draw they talk about thediet that they ought to be on
diets? Oh, I forgot about Yeah,I had to reach like a certain
age to be a certain weight.
Zac Saleski (33:47):
Listen, I saw you eat that. That.
Murph (33:49):
Snickers that cake was a trap.
Zac Saleski (33:54):
I told you. I told you one time I was going to
happen. Move out of my house.
Seriously, my house? No, it'sstill my house.
Murph (34:01):
There were parties, you know when like,
Zac Saleski (34:02):
you know, Ryan, elephant like,
Murph (34:04):
right. I've never met one in real life. But you know, when
you seen those interviews whenyou talk to people that like,
are in them, and they all hadthat you don't want to have
that. Like, they're energeticwith a weird energetic where
they're like, Oh, what, like allover my leg and they're like,
like, it's so great to meet you.
And you're like, that's justthat's like that's just creepy.
Like it's it's
Zac Saleski (34:23):
it's fun. You say that cuz? Oh man. I just saw
this a couple weeks ago.
Smallville. Oh, yeah. I lovethat show. Well, you remember.
Oh, the she's a happy go luckygirl. Like the blonde haired
chick.
Murph (34:38):
Yeah, no, I saw she was an eight on HBO was crazy.
Zac Saleski (34:41):
So So Lex Luthor, a guy who played Lex Luthor. He
has his own podcast. No way showthat. Yeah. Really cool, dude.
And like, he's talking about thetime that he saw. Her name was I
think Allison Mac. Yes. So he'stalking about like, the first
time he saw her and how manyyears and he's like he's Hey,
how's it how's it going? She'slike, Oh my god, I'm so happy to
(35:03):
see what's like she was thewhole conversation was off. And
he's talking about like, how shewas just kind of the
conversation was like not reallyabout her. She was all about
him. And what he's doing what'sgoing on oh boy, just like oh,
you know, you want to hang outlater. And so she she came over
and next year know that it wasthe weirdest thing because she
(35:25):
came over with it was her and Iguess you could say like her,
you know, handler or whatever.
And so she kind of goes in, andhe's like, What the hell's going
on? As he opens the door to hishouse? She goes, right, the
kitchen starts making food. He'slike, the hell's going on. So
this guy walks up. He's like,Oh, don't mind her. Like, she's
got a she's gonna, you know, fixsome food. He's like, Wait,
(35:46):
you're my house. What the hell'shappening is weird. So he's
having this conversation. He'slike, I just feel off. I just
feel weird. And, and he's, theguy just asked me like, like,
they're pretty genericquestions, and I'm trying to
deflect them like Allison wasgoing on was she just like was
so out of it whatnot. Soeventually told him that you
(36:07):
guys like, Listen, I'm happy tosee you. But you get a leaf?
Murph (36:11):
Cheese. Yeah, they're trying to recruit them. Yeah.
And
Zac Saleski (36:15):
apparently, it was like a month ago, because I
don't know, sure they're doingthe Netflix special on this or
not. But they're, they'rebasically there's a videotape
ever released when Alison, like,was just first there, at the
center, where she actually meetsthe founder, and the woman who
actually used to be in this sexcult, whatnot. She's like, in
order, like, the fact that shemet the founder within like, two
(36:39):
weeks is so huge that you don'tunderstand now. Yeah, but no
way, the way he was talking toher, though, the conversation
was the weirdest thing I've everseen. Because he was like, Well,
what do you want to do with yourlife? And she's like, well,
like, I just want to make peoplehappy with my art and be
creative and whatnot. Do go upto, to her. It's like, you know,
(36:59):
you know, maybe what you findhappy is not what, you know,
other people will find, like,just as fulfilling as you. He
was like, second guessing whatshe wanted to do with her life.
Like
Murph (37:11):
I thought it was it was it was like an HBO thing. They
had like a few, like, they havefew episodes of it. Yeah. And it
was like, she thinks she went toprison for two days. She would
like, it was weird. Like, theyand HBO, Netflix, they're all so
good with this stuff, likestarting to, like, you know,
it's kind of like, those made itsound like a Tony Robbins kind
of thing. We're like, the peoplethat were made a lot of money,
(37:32):
but they were lost in life andtrying to figure it out. And the
guy was like, Yo, this reallynice, like, go getting kind of
guy. And he's bringingbasically, to a point where I
was kinda like, I could seemyself like joining. And then in
like, because it was likenetworking, and like reading all
these great people and peoplepeople were meeting their wives
and husbands through and allthis stuff. Yeah. And so then,
(37:52):
but then like, it's what happenswith these, these, like leaders
like, they it's like they havetoo much power. So they start
messing, and then they reallydidn't get away with it. And so
like, He then started creatingthis like caste system of like
scarf colors. And so they, yeah,and he got some people like oh
my god, some people that werelike his understudies that were
like, really into it. So they ofcourse, backed him up. So it was
(38:14):
like he had to put in likemillions of dollars and like
hours to get this scarf stuff sothat it basically became a full
time job. And then, and thenthey recruit people, but you had
to have a certain kind of, like,financial set to come in. And
then the other thing though,that got me was, it seems like a
lot of like, weird cult leadersdo this was He then started like
(38:35):
bringing in certain women. It'salways I never heard this before
he started, like demanding theirdiets and their weight. I don't
know what it is. But it's like,it's like the weird, I have a
very rude thing to say. I'm justgonna say, It seems like you've
made it as a cult leader, if youcan get women to control their
diets and their weight. Like itseems to be a common practice
with a lot of cult leaders, likecontrolling women like that,
(38:56):
which like, baffles me, but it'sjust like, if they're like, it's
like, they're like, Well, if youcan control what they're eating
and their weight, you got themand it's like, it makes like the
weirdest sense to me. But, guys,like it's different for women.
Like I fuckin I can put on 100pounds, like, whatever, like I'm
muscular even on fat.
Zac Saleski (39:12):
And you can dodge your way you can dodge Exactly.
Murph (39:15):
But like, seriously, you know, but like, that's serious.
What happened to Allison Mackdid that. Yeah, the the guru guy
was like, hey, like, I want youto stop eating. And she didn't
eat for like two months. Yeah,it was like it was it was weird
Zac Saleski (39:25):
when they found it.
Like, they just like they'relike, you know, she used to be
so happy. But like, just bubblyis like yeah, this chick was
just like, depressed. In in a
Murph (39:34):
nest with her mind. Yeah.
Yeah. Wow. And you get like,tells the documentary on the
lawn. He was starting to realizehis power. And he started like,
trying to like test people. Andhe realized he was getting away
with it. So he just like, hadfun with people and just was
like, whatever you want tofrickin do like, like half. Like
half the stuff these occultpeople do. They don't even
really care. They just want tosee they can get away with it.
Like, basically. Yeah, it'sweird. It's so weird.
Zac Saleski (39:58):
It's one of those things you do a once you start
to realize All Damn, I got awaywith it. Yeah. Must be working
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