Ep 13 How to Get Fat on a Tuesday

 Things are heating up in Canada as the truckers throw their own freedom rally Murph rants about Athletes and how the holiday of Fat Tuesday is a real struggle. From the eastern block to pop culture to Murphs fascination with denim we have it all in this latest installment of Maple Glazed.




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Zac Saleski (00:11):
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I don't even know very gigglesYeah, I have some sort of liquid
in my mouth to gurgle giggityhas he said incredible that's
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(00:33):
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we go. Got it. Yes. Welcome toanother week. Yes. And it's
Friday. So we're drinking it is.
This is actually a very specialone. We Murph tell the peoples
we'll be drinking Sam Adams.
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There we go.

(00:56):
From the redhead dollars. Oh,yes.

Murph (01:00):
All the gingers out there, correct. Sure. That's why
I rely on the Coldsnap Exactly.
Sam Adams, bro. You don't wantto support the gingers British
are coming. But if you'recoming, I guess beautiful
America. You actually gonnalisten? I might. Okay. And after
that intro, I'm kind of excitednow. Oh, it's only downhill from
here. That makes one of us.
Sorry. Perfect. On the samepage. There we go. After last
week, same sales debacle. Same,same, same same. Oh boy. About

(01:24):
last week. What happened? Thedebacle? Yeah, Canada cost
model. I don't want to do thisthree weeks in a row. But you
know what, it just gets betterand better. Man, the stuff
that's coming out. And Trudeauwas peeing himself right now.
It's hilarious. Yeah, it's notgood. Let's go to the man on the
ground. Learn from my house.
That's 20 minutes away fromyours. Yes. I have 20 minutes
more north from yours. So I'mclosed. Actually, no, you're

(01:45):
more north. So you're cool.
Yeah. Yeah. Murph has the scoopon the audience. They have a
good little antennas, right.
Talk to each other. Like, I justit's like a six cents thing. I
go to sleep. I foresee somethings and I wake up. And that's
it. I'm up today the news? It'sgot a lot of Yeah, I'm honestly
speechless. Just because Ihonestly at this point, my
opinion from the very littleresearch I've done and looked at

(02:07):
things is probably it did kindof start as something small. And
because of the government'sreaction, it has turned into a
full blown riot. Kind ofunfortunately, like what
happened in the US last summer.
I was telling Zach this I findit funny that the US has been a
bit of a shit show since COVID,and all that stuff. And you

(02:30):
know, we're at the forefront ofall the things we're doing wrong
and all that fun stuff. To allof a sudden now it's like, oh,
shit, Canada's doing things.
Let's just focus everything onthat. And there's like all this
other stuff happening in theworld and it just hilarious that
they just kind of keep focusingon this Canadian thing. And I
guess it's just because normallyCanadians aren't so outspoken as
they are right now. But theother thing I find funny is it's

(02:51):
not even the whole country. Idon't want to sound like Trudeau
and say a select few. It's kindof like the people that store
not Canadians knowthat. That's good. That's
Richard Rowe fumbled the bag. Hedid an awful job on that. It's
kind of like the people thatstorm the capital the US it's
just like a group of them did.
It got blown out of proportionlike all this stuff does. And

(03:13):
now it's turning into America'sthe seedy underground neo Nazi
majority that runs the countryand now Canada's becoming that
too. Because if you dickheadschose to bring some flags with
swastikas on them. It's justabsolutely insane to me and I I
can't say we're gonna go I sorryfor you Neo Nazis that listen to

(03:33):
this podcast, but unfortunately,I don't support your it didn't
work in World War Two. It won'twork now.

Zac Saleski (03:41):
That was a Kindle joke. was a really bad shot. And
now we're canceled.

Murph (03:48):
No, no, no.

Zac Saleski (03:49):
This idea of a podcast is throw stuff

Murph (03:51):
out. There's a rant. Yes.
No stuff drives me crazy. Likeit just annoys the shit

Zac Saleski (03:56):
out of me. Because I was gonna lead into vertigo on
the other side of it.

Murph (03:59):
I did though. They'll put other side yeah,

Zac Saleski (04:02):
I was actually gonna say I was like, well, it's
just kind of weird how theCanadian leaders be like, You
know what, we're tired of thisstuff. We're tired of the
vaccination passports we want totravel where we wish because we
have to work and then nowthey're like, Oh, we don't wear
a mask either. Now like the maskmandates like ended in Canada
and now they actually it's weirdbecause they actually usually
don't see stuff really trickledown Canada to us as much but

(04:26):
now it's it's like it's actuallytrickle down here where like
school districts and otherplaces like yeah, you have to
wear masks anymore. But

Murph (04:33):
I think what helped that was there were all these
congressional and may oralpeople don't go to schools and
not wearing a mask for photoops. That's so I feel like to
like yes and no, but I willagree. I think because Canada is
so strict and so left side ofthings. I think the US is like
oh shit even Canada like Europeis doing it like so many people

(04:54):
are letting it up. We better letit go up to but the mass thing
baffles me I don't understandmaybe if you have like a metal
problem, but I don't understandwhat's the hard part about
wearing a flippin mask? Like Ijust don't I don't get it. It's
like, okay vaccine, I couldmaybe understand that argument
based on medical history. Butyou're literally putting a piece
of cloth over your face. Andyeah, maybe won't help the

(05:15):
spread of things but like, Asiancountries have been doing it
forever. I think you're going tobe okay. I think I think you're
gonna be okay. For the fiveseconds you're walking to your
seat, or your car, and then takeit off. Like, I think that'd be
okay.

Zac Saleski (05:27):
If you see Murph up in Canada, he'll have he'll be
the one with a giant bullhorn infront of the crowd.

Murph (05:33):
That's the funny part.
I'm not even really thatpassionate. I'm just passionate
because I'm hiding behind this,but it's just like, baffles me
how angry people get about it.
It's just a fucking piece ofcloth.

Zac Saleski (05:43):
Slap. I'm gonna be on YouTube tomorrow. I have on

Murph (05:46):
a whole lot of other worse things on YouTube. But
yeah, I know. I

Zac Saleski (05:50):
know. You know, when people are gonna pick us
like he'll use such.

Murph (05:52):
Yeah, white privilege.
Exactly. You

Zac Saleski (05:55):
Yes. Wow.

Murph (05:57):
I'm doing you know what, though? First 10 minutes.
Exactly right. I'm doing betterthan Patrick mahomes wife and
future wife and brother. So aslong as I stay under that radar,
I'm fine. Hey, it's

Zac Saleski (06:07):
a sister. We belong. Sisters. But

Murph (06:11):
he's not actually gay.
Right?

Zac Saleski (06:12):
Oh, that's so that's come out. Just what?
Like, if you guys like, youremember?
I don't believe it was a rumor.

Murph (06:17):
I don't believe that either. No, he would never do
that.

Zac Saleski (06:19):
There's rumor that came out basically saying that
he sat down with Brittany whowas his fiancee, and then also
his brother. He basically justsaid to them, like, oh, yeah,
you guys are not allowed to cometo games next year. But
honestly, the way they travel,so a lot of them travel by
private jet. And then also theyusually have their own box. So
it's like, I guarantee youthere's gonna be some sort of

(06:39):
contractual obligation there forthem like, Well, yeah, the whole
mahomes family. It doesn't makeany sense for them. Like, yeah,
you guys can come in justhonestly that the only thing
that I guarantee you probablywhat he did is he probably sat
him down and just said, Hey, canwe just tone this down a little
bit? Right? Just stop bringingattention to yourself. That's
the biggest thing is that eventhe fact that she's crazy, and
she's screaming the top of herlungs, I don't care. But she's

(07:01):
bringing so much attention toherself. And I tell my friends
all the time, Brittany used tobe a professional soccer player
overseas, and like you figurethat she would like understand
discretion a little bit. No, shethat's as you just like, as like
the whole thing with thechampagne. It's in what she's
pouring champagne on fans. Likethat's not even I guarantee you

(07:21):
that's not really the straw thatbroke the camel's back. This
stuff stemmed from yours. Thiswas like two years of this stuff
building up. I battle this shitlike with cheese fans all the
time because they're like theclients could offer back. Like
if you saw what she posted threeyears ago, whenever it was,
during Pat's like his rookieyear it was like a picture of
her and then her her stepdad whopassed away as she collapsed

(07:43):
that chiefs game and the way sheportrayed it with the Patriots
just looks awful, it lookswrong. And then a pistol people
off it just you know, can't citythey're very closed doors. Like
they don't really know how toshow too much. You know, that's
just how they are. So it's likewhen you put your whole life on
social media, they're like,Okay, this is kind of weird,
right in this but the way shedid that right off the bat, it
just kind of made people uneasy.
So this is just kind of likeeverything she does, she could

(08:05):
wipe her nose with their lefthand and the people just lose
their mind. Like oh, how dareyou really?

Murph (08:11):
Right? Right could never make a second first impression
like that whole thing. So it'slike Yeah, Mom, you fuck up.
You're done. You're screwed. I'mpretty sure hopefully we cut
that out. I'm pretty sure Ifucked up not too long ago.

Zac Saleski (08:20):
Virtually every mistake. Yeah, right. Moving
forward. Yeah, yeah.

Murph (08:23):
But at the same time to like yeah, when I guess you're a
family member? I don't Murph

Zac Saleski (08:28):
knows it. Yeah, I know it from my coaching in that
space. You just don't bringattention to yourself like that.

Murph (08:34):
An argument can be made that when your family it's like
okay, you didn't choose for thatindividual to pursue what
they're pursuing and be as goodas they were you knew was going
to happen but you didn't sign upfor it. So you can do whatever
you want with that. So likemahomes Is brother I'm very I'm
very critical on because youknow, that guy's just doing it
for clout like you know, everyevery his Yeah, his fiancee or

(08:55):
wife. There's also shame on herbecause it's like, you know what
you're marrying into you know,what you signed up for? Like,
there's no moon and no, get thismuch press. You're dating.
You're famous football. Even anyfootball player even like,
quarterback position. Yeah. Evenlineman wise and stuff in their
community, like, oh, yeah,football players are worshipped.
So it's like, yeah, like, you'vegot to be smart. You know, less

(09:16):
is more with that kind of stuff.

Zac Saleski (09:17):
Can you imagine that? Pat? mahomes was in like
New York, or something. They

Murph (09:22):
would eat him alive. Or Philly, they eat them alive.

Zac Saleski (09:26):
It'd be a whole different beast.

Murph (09:27):
Oh my gosh, Billy, when they love you, they love you
when they hate you. They hateyou. And it's really any
everything his wife and otherbrothers doing. Oh my gosh,
yeah, they wouldn't want himout. They don't care. A good
football player. They want themout in Philly. Actually, they've
actually kind of like it. Theylike going crazy like that. I
don't know. Actually, it couldgo 5050 on that one.

Zac Saleski (09:46):
It just funny to me because I think when Pat mahomes
was going through the wholedraft process, I think it was
the one team that really wantedhim was New Orleans. Okay, I was
like, can you imagine the NewOrleans people like honestly,
they'll probably get Britney belike, Oh, she's crazy white
girl, whatever. That's fine. ButI guarantee you they look at
Jackson pass brother. It'd belike, Alright, y'all gotta

(10:07):
check.

Murph (10:07):
Some Voodoo Doll outs are poking it.

Zac Saleski (10:12):
Oh, yeah, I got home last night guy and my
brother comes in. He's like, Oh,I got the I got the king cake.

Murph (10:20):
Oh,

Zac Saleski (10:21):
I got the king cake. Yeah, Mardi Gras cake.

Murph (10:23):
Microsoft for like another month.

Zac Saleski (10:25):
I don't even know.
I don't know where the hell theysell these man. Yeah, not sure
if my brother knows somebody,but it's basically just a giant
jelly donut. Oh, sorry. I don'twant this up. Anybody

Murph (10:34):
know it gets pretty good though. Like,

Zac Saleski (10:36):
I know, it's like three inches of just icing.
You're like, oh, is it sugar andicing or like, I'm gonna

Murph (10:42):
die. Right? That's like, I'd like to get really good
ones. But I feel like I can'tfind a good baker around here.
However, like punch keys arereally

Zac Saleski (10:47):
good. Paczki Paczki I was punch in slash keys to
polish.

Murph (10:51):
I think that's also big around this time. Yeah.

Zac Saleski (10:54):
Fat Tuesday. Yeah.
So I'll give you story aboutthat. So food in general. So
posh keys are Polish. So like,whenever I went, when I was in
Poland. Now the first timearound, we I don't think I
really got a chance to reallypartake in Fat Tuesday. Right? I
think it's like after

Murph (11:10):
the Tuesday, I think before Lent before the day
before like slow ideas. Youbasically just go nuts and do
whatever you want. Becauseyou're about to give up some
things for tomorrow. No more.
Exactly. Yeah, I'm

Zac Saleski (11:19):
Catholic. People didn't want to just hand me
doughnuts. And I'm happy. Right?
Exactly.
Yeah, you live easy. Exactly.
Easy.
I remember we just got done withpractice one night. And one of
the guys on our team had like,they always carry like these
huge crates just full ofdanishes. And so this was
Paczki. So they, they havedifferent styles. They have

(11:40):
like, I am having like a BostonCream Pie version. But they had
a bunch of different likestyles. One that it's all the
same thing. These won't get youfat. Yep. Boston cream pie was
like so rich. I bet into it. Ithought it tastes like liquor
like knowledge is the spice thatwe use. They're very, very rich
and like in taste, and so wewant you to get fat. And usually
the rule of thumb is wheneveryou go to Poland, people always

(12:00):
laugh at you, especially usAmericans are like you won't
survive Poland because you justgain all this weight. Oh, it's
very true. Because I'm stillpaying for the first damn trip.
All the damn potatoes weirdbecause

Murph (12:11):
I feel like Poland they're not very big people.

Zac Saleski (12:14):
They are. Really they're just

Murph (12:17):
Oh, yeah. No like a burly. Yeah, they're not like
they say America is the mostobese country. It's like it's
not like an obesity thing there.

Zac Saleski (12:24):
No, it's not obesity. It's very much a he
says that the party and yourheart. Okay. Yeah, they work
out. Yeah, I remember walkingdown the street one time this is
in small town, Poland. Iremember. Like the town I lived
in, like a lot of people werejust like, kind of built.
haven't ever seen a big kid. Hewould make a great offensive
lineman, but someone was justlike fat shaming him down the
whole street. I'm like, Jesus,what the hell? I could tell you

(12:46):
by like the way they were sayingI'm like, Hey, like, chill out,
I find out later is like, yeah,like people here. They just yell
at you. If you're just like, outof shape. And like, Hey, what
are you doing with your life?
Get your shit together. Likesmall towns like that. Cities
not so much because you got alot more people kind of keep
that to themselves. Oh, it'swild man. The crap you see,
it's, you know, funny becausethere's a guy I coached in

(13:10):
Poland. And he he just made thejump from Poland to like
Germany. And so I always said tohim is like, get a chance to go
Germany do it. You know, loveit. And you're gonna thank me
later, it's cool, whatever. Andthen finally got the opportunity
to get out of Poland and makethe jump. One day he's there.
He's just like, man, people herejust so much more chill. People
are more ambitious, like theplayers are better. Like, yeah.

(13:33):
Enjoy, have at it. You know,it's funny. It's, you know, when
you go over Europe, and you seethese two different countries
and you're like, they can't bethat different, like, holy crap.
They're so mindset wise or sojust like separated on different
spectrums. And I can onlyexplain it to you because it's
like, got very masculine, proudpeople in Poland. And then

(13:55):
Germans are like, Oh, we're justgonna have smart you. Yeah, deal
with it.

Murph (14:00):
It's a brainstorm of them. Braun. There you go. Wow.
Yeah. Respect.

Zac Saleski (14:04):
Indeed. Respect.
Nostrovia never go.

Murph (14:08):
It's not German is it's a wish. What is it? Oh,

Zac Saleski (14:10):
me. It's Eastern European or something.

Murph (14:12):
Okay, so do you have polish? Gotcha.

Zac Saleski (14:14):
I'm not sure Russian. I'm

Murph (14:15):
pretty much I'm pretty sure Eastern European, a lot of
like Russian dialect.

Zac Saleski (14:19):
Well, it's like it's a thing you say before you
drink fair, like roast. Gotcha.
Okay, so Polish version? I'm notsure polish. Maybe they probably
took that from Russia. Whoknows? They take a lot.

Murph (14:28):
From Yeah, yeah. Well, that was like when I was in
Belarus. It was like their owncountry and they have their own
history but doesn't start tillafter World War Two. I was there
for a hockey tournament. Iwasn't playing

Zac Saleski (14:39):
1776 Right.

Murph (14:43):
Now, so I wasn't playing my brother was but he had
invited me so I got to go watch.
And it was funny how like, theyset up this like McCall tent
world, but it's not becauseobviously this tournament was
like a big deal. So they hadlike a soundstage where they're
playing all this EDM and danceand fun music, people partying,
and then all the kids where theywere serving like food
souvenirs, stuff like that forlike, I guess like tourism and
all that stuff. And they alsohad like the hockey games going

(15:06):
on. And I kid you not. It waslike the room for two countries
in this tournament Belarus,their own country and Russia. It
was like literally like it wasthe weirdest. They're their own
countries, but they still pay Iguess that's like Canada and
England, but they still payhomage to Russia, you know, or
you be Ukraine and get invaded.

Zac Saleski (15:24):
Wow, there it is.
Right. Now. You definitely seelike, if you go to Eastern Bloc
countries, you definitely seethe influence is still there.
Oh, yeah. I still say today.
It's like if you get Polandanother 10 years, I think that
country will flip be a lot morecapitalistic fair, like America
is slowly getting there. Yeah,like the younger generation is

(15:46):
just they're buying into theWestern traditions and culture
and they love it. Yeah. So it's,it's just funny to me, because a
lot of these older people thatare over there, I remember
seeing 80 year olds just likewalking without walkers just
doing their own thing. That'sawesome. Like, well, they're
sitting there like riding theirbikes. Like what the hell's
going on? They definitely stillin that, that Soviet mindset to

(16:06):
me. It's fascinating.
Oh, yeah, that's all good.
stuff. Oh,

Murph (16:09):
yeah. It's crazy.

Zac Saleski (16:10):
We work hard we go through and that's that. It's
like, you die.

Murph (16:14):
You're like, wait, what?
No, yeah, that's it, man. Yeah,it's like, I don't want to
travel or anything. Like Nope,you live your work. You die.
You're like, this

Zac Saleski (16:21):
is where God put me I'm going to stay here. Right.
She's

Murph (16:25):
broke right? between America and that like, Yeah,
this is a reason we won thecold.

Zac Saleski (16:31):
Murder Murphy is he's got a pot and he's very the
hell out of it. Wow. Geez.

Murph (16:39):
Geez, no,

Zac Saleski (16:40):
no, maybe I should have got you a pot, right?

Murph (16:43):
Both? Were I'll just yeah, I'm gonna start throwing
things in your room. Throw thegauntlet? No, I'm just butthurt
because what's wrong? Russia isgoing to the gold medal finals
and hockey. Canada us aren'tsorry. But that's, I mean, the
Russian Olympic Committee,because Russia is not there
again.

Zac Saleski (17:02):
You know? Cuz steroids, right.

Murph (17:05):
Do you hear about that figure skater?

Zac Saleski (17:06):
Oh, yeah. She's like, I'm not gonna do this shit
ever again. Oh, oh,

Murph (17:09):
that she tested positive and they still let her compete
for steroids. I mean, forsteroids. My first performance
enhancing drugs.

Zac Saleski (17:15):
I saw some of the days like yeah, she got like a
bad result or something. Yes.
Finished. Fourth. She felt likeshe was snubbed. Yeah. So she
was like, I'll never do thiscompetitively ever again. Well,
yeah, there were services. sighsYeah.

Murph (17:27):
First, which I know, this is why people don't like the
Olympics. But first things firstis a lot of those Olympic
athletes were between the agesof like, 15 or whatever. And I'm
like, How are we notinvestigating this yet? Like?

Zac Saleski (17:39):
I mean, it was like, like that. I know. Yeah.
They've always been like that. Imean, with plastics.

Murph (17:45):
Yeah, sure. No, you're right. With gymnastics tubes. I
know. There's like a say like,the Chinese sometimes will send
over girls that are youngerbecause they lose their birth
certificates. So like, like,yeah, like you don't really know
their ages. They say they're anage but you really don't know
it. Oh my god, I can't do thatstuff is like sketchy. sketchy.
It's just weird. I'm not sayingwe're the best at it either.
Like as we send over athletesthat are super young. Oh, but

(18:07):
it's just like, at least youfeel like there's not
sketchiness behind it. But likesome of these other countries,
you're like, you know, shitsmessed up. Like that's, it's not
good,

Zac Saleski (18:14):
like, Murphy's back on the case tonight.

Murph (18:17):
No, it's, it just sucks.
Because it's like, there wereobviously as a history person,
and you're the same history andathletes, like you read about
the Olympics, and like whatthey're meant to be and like,
all this stuff, and you're like,it's such a great idea. And I
don't I can't pinpoint whatOlympics exactly, but somewhere,
things just got really fuckedup. And it was just like, it's
gotten so crazy now from youknow, the countries that choose

(18:41):
to host it slash, I guesstechnically bribed to host it to
like, the athletes that gothere, which like, you know,
respect some of those athletesworked their butts off and
deserve to be there. But thenthere's other cases where I'm
like, this is just kind ofweird. Like this should be
looked into a little more likethis isn't good. Like, you know
what I mean? Like it's just kindof like

Zac Saleski (19:00):
I'm always fascinated mainly by economic
aspect of it, because I alwayslove to see what happens
afterwards. Yeah, I that'sthat's probably one of my
favorite things seeing like,what happens

Murph (19:10):
to the building is a ghost town now.

Zac Saleski (19:12):
Oh, god. Yeah. Like they barely even use any of
these stadiums. They never

Murph (19:16):
like Beijing. Maybe the first one recycle. There's you
don't even recycle. Yeah, butI'll be curious. See, what they
do is Italy's hosting the nextone Olympics and they posted it
before so be curious to see whatthey do. But anyway, yeah, I
think if you get Norther Yeah,northern you know, like the Alps
and all that it gets you know,

Zac Saleski (19:33):
they got some pretty good yeah, up there.
I totally forgot

Murph (19:36):
I've never been but I'm just thinking geography on the
map because you think of theAlps Switzerland all that stuff
and Italy's kind of bordered onthem a little bit

Zac Saleski (19:42):
go north. Yeah, you got a lot of that stuff because
then start dipping into likeSwiss.

Murph (19:47):
You go more southern towards like the Mediterranean?
No, it's like, almost theequator down there. It's warm.
So yeah,

Zac Saleski (19:52):
so I was like, I was like, Yeah, you gotta hold
that down there. No, no, upnorth, right. No, no more
questions.

Murph (19:58):
They say yeah, they say the Saudis have ski resorts they
bring in fake snow. So I mean,it's like a village so much
money you want to spend.

Zac Saleski (20:04):
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's great, right? Newcastle
owners. All right.

Murph (20:09):
Well what? FIFA I know people hate to talk soccer.
Well, I gotta say FIFA wassupposed to be hosted in United
Arab Emirates. And the reason sothat's when they started. Yeah,
guitar. Yeah. And they realizedthat they were getting paid off
because like how to guitar getit? Yeah claimed because Qatar
has said that they're gonna putsolar panels in the sky to
reduce the heat

Zac Saleski (20:27):
the whole thing stupid because what would come
down in the US and then Qatarand then they're like, Oh yeah,
we'll do all these fancy thingsto cut down. It's like it's the
worst climate possible. Oh,yeah. And then like, you have to
like move the competitionbecause it gets so hot. Like,
it's supposed to be worse theirtime. They're like, Oh, it's
gonna be 120 but it'll be fine.
And of course, it's

Murph (20:46):
well documented. They do like slave labor. I mean, it's
just like, all this bad stuff.
So finally the world was like,What the hell's going on? And
then they investigated? Oh,yeah. Oh, yeah. All the FIFA
like, people were getting paidunder the table by Qatar. And
that's how they got it. And thenthere's just like, Yeah, it's
like it's crazy.

Zac Saleski (21:05):
Olympics. And anything associated with the
Olympics is fun. Even FIFA?

Murph (21:09):
Yeah, man. Olympics might be worse than FIFA actually.
Because yeah, I think was theOlympics. That's it. They have
to have their own traffic lane.
Like the officials and all thatstuff. That makes sense.
Wouldn't it was that or FIFA oneof the two was just basically
like, they basically have thered carpet rolled. And not only
are these people set for lifeand making millions of dollars,
probably it's like, they're justgetting more on top of that.
Like, it's like Yeah, it'scrazy.

Zac Saleski (21:31):
To think you're always cracking me up was like,
people started finally catchingon to like what was going on
with with FIFA. And like alllike the bribery scandals,
everything was going on, that itwasn't too long, like maybe like
a year or so after that. Theyend up making the movie based
off of like the fout talentelse's name. soccer fans or kill
me. Basically, we're sitting infront of a computer, you could

(21:53):
Google it if you want it.
Alright, but basically, it wasbased about the founder of FIFA.
Oh, gotcha. Yeah, it was a feelgood movie where it's like, Oh,
he did all these great thingsand nothing wrong happened.
There's no bribery or anythinglike that. And remember all
these morphine what?
Your women's soccer fans likelosing their minds, because
they're just like, Wait aminute. Wait, am I all is 20

(22:16):
millions of dollars that youtook every single year? Exactly.
Yeah.

Murph (22:20):
Yeah. You know, they gotta make a living to like, you
know, it's, it's hard in Europeto make a living off anything
under a few million. So it is

Zac Saleski (22:29):
very notable. It's tough, especially when you're
60 70% of your income goes tothe government and you got
nothing yet left. I'm suremedicals covered. Of course.
That's all like Canada. Yeah.
Canada. Yeah. Like Trudeauthinks you guys are happy,
right? Because health medicals,covered, right? Yep. No, I gotta
sit there even twice as longbecause COVID And there's more

(22:49):
people.

Murph (22:52):
Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know. I'm already on the hate
list. But it's Oh, it's alsobecause Canada kind of has like
the open border policy. So it'slike kind of like Europe, it's a
lot easier once easier. So onceyou're open, but like,

Zac Saleski (23:06):
I call in right away, or no, no, yeah. But

Murph (23:08):
like, the US it's like a you have to either financially
and a little bit. Everything's apain in the ass to stay in the
US where it's like, I've heardof Europe, or it's like, you
think you just got to file oneor two documents in this day?
Because pretty easy. Yeah, like,I'm not sure but it's very easy.
And so unfortunately, it'screate a lot of hostility
because they're just taking intoo many people. Because there's
unfortunately a lot of horriblecountries out there. UK. Oh,

(23:31):
same damn thing. Yeah. And sounfortunately, the first things
that happen after theseimmigration happens, which, you
know, you need your checkups,you need all this stuff. And
third world dentistry anddoctors just don't have what
they need to keep peoplehealthy. So it just puts a
burden on the system. So it'slike yeah, like it's literally
like you can you can be anelderly person and need

(23:52):
something but you're still puton a waitlist because you have
everybody else that needsthings. It's it's not good.

Zac Saleski (23:57):
Imagine flying from like Africa in some way saying,
Alright, sir. How old are you? Iam 19 It look at it. You have
like these molars are not 19years old. Right? Sir, you got
20? Yeah, no happy like twoweeks ago.
It's reallyso to decide is this advocate
and wonder star like, nextcoming up this great player. And
then they're like, alright, thisalways happens. I don't know

(24:20):
what's going on. Right? I thinkthis guy was like from Cameroon
or something. And then theyasked him, like, how old are
you? And he's like, Oh, I'm 18or something. And then if the
dude's picture it looks likehe's like 29 like, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, calm BS here. Aslike a new castle player. Back
in the day. We signed this guywas really good. And we thought

(24:42):
at the time was like 24. Butthere's a lot of conflicting
reports. He might have been like29 or 32. And then we're like,
Oh, whatever. I just take themon. Right. Years later, they
find out the guy that she'slike, 38 he's like five years
older than what he was, oh mygod, which is a huge deal and
Sounds like you have a shortwindow. Yeah. To be good. Just

Murph (25:03):
unfortunately the also the human body like basically
like, you know, that's just likeOlympics. Yeah, it's

Zac Saleski (25:08):
like you have like a little scale that shifts
wherever like your prime is,which is still like to me it's
fascinated because you look atlike maybe like gymnasts their
peak is Yes 1720 to 24 maybe

Murph (25:23):
yeah, no, I think it's 21 maybe like it seems crazy. It
seems like it's almostimpossible now for gymnasts to
go to more than one Olympic.
Like I think in other countrieslike China and Russia. It's like
they go to one Olympic andthat's it and then like two

Zac Saleski (25:35):
or three if you're lucky. Yeah. Usually you'll get
to exactly yeah, it's nuts.

Murph (25:39):
But it's like that whole thing that trade off, they say
right, because it's like, after26 You just kind of like the
arms a little bit physically,but you're smarter, safer goes
over the safer ice hockeygoalies, prime age is like your
early 30s. Because you've beentraining long enough that your
body has reached its potentialfor training and flexibility.

(26:02):
But your mind and youranticipation of the game is that
like it's all time high. Sothat's what makes like sometimes
goaltending your optimal, right?
No, that's it. Sometimes though,what makes goaltending so
tricky? Is that like, usuallyfrom like 30 to 34 is where like
you're hitting your peak, butit's only four years. And a lot
of times you're already gettingcriticized because you're in

(26:22):
your you're like getting intoyour 30s and like biology says,
Yeah, biology says your body'snot going to be able to train
much better like it's weird.

Zac Saleski (26:32):
Soccer like the same way. It's like you can be
you can be good in your 20s mid20s up to 30s. But then it's
like it's weird hit about 30 to35. Damn, that's your peak.
Because they don't have to runaround a whole lot. And then you
can you know, if you're evenremotely like like we're other
worldly type of level thanMexico. You could play to you

(26:53):
about 40

Murph (26:54):
seriously wanted Oh, yeah, seven. Oh, sports for
football. But football is theonly sport where I feel like no
matter what, your primal, your20s and you're gonna get your
30s now to your 30s It's likeyou're a freak, maybe a kicker?

Zac Saleski (27:06):
And then that's about it. Oh, yeah, kickers and
because we are

Murph (27:10):
so cute. These aren't surviving long anymore like the
Okay, actually, I'll let youanswer and then I'll ask you a
question. Oh, do you feel therespect for quarterbacks has
disappeared? Like I rememberwatching a documentary on Joe
Nemeth. And they're talkingabout how like, near the end of
his career had all these kneeproblems, and how guys were
being more careful to tacklethem and all that. And I feel
like nowadays, like that's outthe window, like you see, like

(27:32):
what happened in the Super Bowl.
And you could tell like, AaronDonald wanted to rip Joe burrow
head off and you're kind oflike, you know, you're in the
Super Bowl. It's been a longseason. Like Joe burr already
has one knee cast on. Like, youjust kind of want to tackle them
and like bring them down. But itseems like all these but you
know what I mean? But seems likea lot of these old linemen and
people are like, now they'remaking names in there like your
quarterback. I don't care ifyou're in your 20s or your 30s

(27:54):
I'm gonna take you down just ashard as I take down anybody
giggity by the way, but yeah,

Zac Saleski (27:59):
he's gonna be hard enough.

Murph (28:01):
No, but you know what?
It's like that was always what Ifound awesome about professional
sports was there was courtesybased on okay, maybe football
hockey, there it is based onyour body of work and maybe how
respect you're on the community.
It is starting to disappear. Itseems like but I don't know.

Zac Saleski (28:17):
There's still like courtesy for at least Tom Brady.
There is. That's fair. Yeah. Imean, you're always gonna get
like those young idiots or likeJordan went to do the same thing
to Yeah, where he's like, youknow, guys, like, oh, yeah,
like, you're an idiot. You'rethis You're that like, you're
not as good as what you used tobe bla bla, and they always try
to test you. And then you know,you always clap back and then
try to, you know, expose them insome way. Tom Brady, that

(28:37):
definitely happened like some ofthese older cubies they will
always like kind of gained alittle bit of respect usually.
Unless you're like Aaron, Donaldor dama can sue. literally rip.
Rip your leg off and beat youwith it?

Murph (28:49):
Yeah, those guys are nuts. Yeah.

Zac Saleski (28:52):
This game now is so different. It's basically at the
point now where they they'reprotecting the office of players
especially cubies. Even TomBrady actually said it he's
like, I know how frustrating isfor defenders because you guys
can't really fully do your jobto come and attack me properly.
Because you know how the rulesare? Yeah, kind of instituted
now.

Murph (29:12):
Yeah, but I guess the only counter argument I think I
can make is like they weren'ttackling always properly. You
know what I mean? Like, like youlook at that Tom Brady injury
and the guy like lunged at himwhen he was in full throw. And
his knee was straight buckledwith what like when he had that
really bad injury and and that'swhat I choose. Yeah. And I think

(29:33):
what about Castle star but yeah,I think they said that's when
like I hate to say it but Ithink they said that's when they
started like protectingquarterbacks Yeah. And I was
like, and I'm not saying whatthe Choose player did was
completely wrong. But I'm also Iknow the game so fast that
sometimes you just have to makea decision and go with it. Like
yeah, but it's like but it'sthat kind of stuff where it's
like, you know, maybe if you seea quarterback like in the
process of up to throw orsomething and you know, like

(29:55):
you're not going to get themmaybe you don't go for his leg
like you know, you just be like,Oh, let's see if I can block it
out. enbloc Okay, got rid of it.
You know what I mean? Like, Idon't know. It's always stuff
like that. I feel it's,

Zac Saleski (30:04):
you know, I looked this up last week, and I
remember seeing it. You knowwhat, take the back couple weeks
ago, I think right around whenJohn Madden died. I started
looking up like different stylesfrom podcast styles and graphics
and stuff like that what theyused to do. I remember just
thinking myself, like, man, thegame was so different back then,
like, you had to literallysurvive a game. You just had to

(30:26):
get through it. And that was it.
No one that was really I forgotabout that. What it was
protecting you. Yeah, I mean,look at Brett Farve. I mean, he
had to, oh, geez, he just hetook beatings, but he just seems
like you know what, I gotta getback up. I got to do this all
over again. Just do I gotta dothe game is so different. Now.
This is one reason why I think alot people are starting to tune
out because it's, if you eversee the movie, Starship

(30:47):
Troopers, oh, yeah, turning intoit's turning into that style,
where it's gonna be played inarena and then rolling. And
we're like little tiny shoulderpads. And they hit each other
against walls. Almost. That'skind of what their boards but
boards we're gonna call boardingnow. I get to start calling
boarding. I guess

Murph (31:05):
their hockey is getting like that, too. You're right.
Yeah, that's right. They're notwrong.

Zac Saleski (31:09):
I just see a correlation with all four
muscles. Context boards. It'snot so much baseball can't
figure itself out. So

Murph (31:16):
I think they think they're too big to fail. And it
just like they have to becareful because it may not feel
on the rest of the world, butit'll fail in America pretty
quick. Like

Zac Saleski (31:24):
it's a difficult one, right?

Murph (31:26):
I mean, not only that they're showing it's huge Japan,
Korea, South America to all thatstuff but yet the US it survives
but it feels is not surviving byenough. I guess it's just I
don't know. It's like, give it alittle longer than might be
completely. I don't know. I justdon't. I think one of those
words like when it's on TV, I'llcatch it. But it's like not
really.

Zac Saleski (31:45):
It's one of the worst sports to watch live. It's
difficult but to the person'snot bad. Right? If you play it's
actually really fun. Yeah, yeah.
The watch on TV for me like Igrew up on baseball. I loved it.
But you watch that stuff on TVand you're like, Oh, my God,
right? beat my head over a deskor this

Murph (32:02):
seriously, spring training starts soon. Right?

Zac Saleski (32:05):
And she's still locked out. Oh,

Murph (32:06):
I forgot that was happening. Yeah. What's up
y'all? Finances right?

Zac Saleski (32:10):
Yeah, players association was a couple extra
stipulations. So a lot of fansare calling for salary cap which
they hear something

Murph (32:19):
right. I wonder what will happen if they lock out cuz we
don't really have a lot ofsummer sports. I just realized
that baseball doesn't have a lotof competition. So more football
baby, right? I guess it's like alittle bit of soccer. But US
Soccer is not really there. Sointeresting.

Zac Saleski (32:32):
That's a whole other thing. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't
even know. But the lockoutin Canada is called lako. That
was called emphasis on that.

Murph (32:41):
Nailed it. Thank you, but it hasn't been there. Nailed it.
Well, they

Zac Saleski (32:43):
won't let me in.
Science didn't have a passport.
I do know. There you go. 10years. She know she has about
been about 10 years. I don'treally have to renew

Murph (32:53):
that soon. Wow. Yeah, that's a process. What are you
doing

Zac Saleski (32:56):
that 2023 At the end to renew it? Yeah. Damn.
Wow. It's been a while.

Murph (33:00):
Bad news. That's a year.
Yeah.

Zac Saleski (33:02):
Wow. Yeah. That's incredible.

Murph (33:04):
The fun thing about passports,

Zac Saleski (33:05):
renew it. I'm a citizen. I do I want to leave,
right. Oh my god. So Merv. How'slife? How's it how's your trip?
holy life, buddy.

Murph (33:15):
It's good. It's good. You know, I can't talk about work on
here. It's privilegedinformation. Oh, okay.

Zac Saleski (33:21):
Yeah, sorry. Watch it. Tick tock. If
somebody's dropping theirChipotle happens. Yeah. Yeah,
well, the bag was too soggy.

Murph (33:29):
Got to recycle those bags, so they're not as tough as
they need to be. So it is whatit is.

Zac Saleski (33:33):
Or you just make your bags full of denim. Never
break.

Murph (33:37):
I don't know why that annoyed me when you said that.
Like, you know, logistically,that's not even like a thing.
Like,

Zac Saleski (33:43):
do you ever Chevy truck with your buddy? Yeah,
right. You ever like hear those

Murph (33:47):
things are like, you know, it's a joke, but you're
like, okay, that joke annoys meso angry right now. Which I know
I make plenty of those. But it'sjust like, what like, What the
fuck is wrong with you? Oh,yeah, it gets like that. Like
maybe I'm gonna laugh even likedouble bag or whatever. And I'm
like, All right, or like doublethe paper. But like, denim out

(34:08):
of everything you could havejoked about you chose denim.
You're like, yeah. Oh, welcome.

Zac Saleski (34:14):
Welcome to Murph right corner.

Murph (34:17):
Just just thoughts. Just thoughts. I don't know just
thoughts too

Zac Saleski (34:20):
much time on tick tock, right. Wait, I thought I
thought I do. Find a guy on ticktock that does like all the
movie props. So like, instead ofmaking too much noise with
regular bags, he always makeslike the paperbacks out of like,
not just leather. Gotcha. Justlike more high efficiency
leather. So it doesn't make toomuch noise. So like when he
moves? You don't hear a damnthing. But it's just it's cool

(34:42):
to see all that stuff. I don'twant to talk down on buzz like
that the more American

Murph (34:46):
Wait, what am I struggling to figure out here?
He's a prop guy. Movie prop guymovie prop guy. So I'm assuming
whatever he does is to makesound for the movies. Yeah, but
you said he uses something thatdoesn't make noise.

Zac Saleski (34:59):
Yeah for like Remember, like grocery bags, or
like grocery like paper orplastic bags. They'll use like,
either high grade low grade likeleather, so they don't make too
much noise leather in the roomor leather to like the actual oh
my god, the material

Murph (35:16):
he said doesn't make noise. So why would they do that
to make so so?

Zac Saleski (35:19):
So they don't make noise so like when they can talk
on camera.

Murph (35:23):
Oh, okay. Yeah. Wow, I was really not piecing that
together. I thought you'resaying they're using leather to
make the sound of the bag andI'm Oh no, it doesn't make noise
and why would they use that?
Doesn't make any sense. Okay,yeah, okay. The groceries. Right
like Oh yeah, okay they'reputting the groceries in the
bag. He's the leather and he'smaking a noise I don't get it.

(35:44):
Otherwise I working the redleather, right? Oh, gotta move
on now. To light. Okay. Wow,that one took me a long time to
piece together what you'resaying. Okay, gotcha. He's

Zac Saleski (35:59):
gonna make more plays, but we're not the
smartest.
Exactly. Try that. Ohmy gosh. Oh, wow. So Canada
Olympics and Neo Nazis andleather

Murph (36:11):
and the seas? I'll think about this the other day. Are we
at age that we get drafted? Ifthe ship goes sideways? Are we
still in the draft? I think weget it right and I think I think
we still batch we're so fucked.
We are we

Zac Saleski (36:27):
are so skirt.
History

Murph (36:29):
repeats itself is like World War One again, the brand
grabbing random people beserving ourselves in the foot.

Zac Saleski (36:36):
Literally. Where do you see the firing pin is? Yeah,
I was thinking about that too.
Every now and then. There arethe old Call of Duty games where
the one where like, whoever theyattacked like Washington, DC.
And so like the the part of thegame is like yours.

Murph (36:48):
Oh, yeah.

Zac Saleski (36:50):
Oh my gosh, yeah.
That would still like oh mygosh, yeah, time to time. Like
people

Murph (36:54):
reference that when we start in the capital, like it's
happening.

Zac Saleski (36:58):
But that's like the first thing that comes to mind
when people say like, oh, youknow, we'll get drafted. Like,
that's the first thing I've seenlike God Damn, that's gonna be
the situation.

Murph (37:06):
Is it weird? I think of the movie Red Dawn.

Zac Saleski (37:09):
Depends which version Josh Peck version or the
OG version?

Murph (37:12):
I think OG version only with Josh Peck version. Okay.
Yeah, probably OG. Yeah. Yeah.
The Josh Peck version is kind ofweird. Yeah, right. I mean, the
original version was Wolverines,too. But yeah, that's like,

Zac Saleski (37:26):
but like the whole the second why they're just
like, the whole time. Oh, shutup. Right. Jesus.

Murph (37:31):
North Koreans aren't don't have that much manpower to
take over us like the Russiansmade more sense.

Zac Saleski (37:38):
Do you ever see the original one? Yeah,

Murph (37:40):
they they all died.
Right? Yeah. That's all died

Zac Saleski (37:44):
to the whole day.
Thanks. So sorry. I didn't alldie. The movies

Murph (37:48):
been on for a very long time. So we're spoiling? I don't
feel bad. That's like yours. Igot a moment at work. Are you
joking? They were talking aboutthe Titanic but don't spoil the
ending. Like it's a historicalevent. They all sunk and died.
Like you can look it up likeIt's like there. We're not
spoiling anything.

Zac Saleski (38:07):
It's like right down the very beginning I still
like is incredible. It's likethe principal. Or she was a
teacher walks outside like can Ihelp you? Like whoa, you know,
get a hell of a star.

Murph (38:18):
Exactly. Right. Gotta draw the attention just like our
podcast.

Zac Saleski (38:20):
Exactly.
Cheers each other.

Murph (38:26):
Geez. Oh my gosh. Yeah,

Zac Saleski (38:28):
we're gonna have a sound. I'm gonna have a sound
bite with that now. It's likewe're gonna shoot yourself in
the foot. You're listening toMaple.

Murph (38:35):
That's how he ended Uber.
Home Romero. Is that

Zac Saleski (38:41):
it's the only song I ever hear about the whole
denim thing on Tik Tok. Sorry,going back to

Murph (38:48):
Kansas City denim thing

Zac Saleski (38:51):
you ever said about your buddy and your Dodge truck?
Slap each other's knees. Oh,yeah, dungarees. No,

Murph (38:59):
I'm not letting you slap my knees. I can blow my knee
out. No. Dear Lord

Zac Saleski (39:05):
Lee Dungri Oh my gosh. Lee Lee dungaree.

Murph (39:11):
Like,

Zac Saleski (39:12):
he tries it out with a serious face. dungarees.
I'm done. Is that not evenAmerican thing I think is
Australia. It's a real thing.
It's a real thing. It's a realthing.

Murph (39:20):
Okay. What is that? Like pants?

Zac Saleski (39:22):
It's pants. It's jeans was just jeans jeans?

Murph (39:26):
White dungarees? I don't know.

Zac Saleski (39:29):
I thought it was done juries because of
dragons. Oh, Tony Dungy. That'sa head coach. It happens
Paul's y'all may say hell of aday of sponsorship. They're not
Tony Dungy for lead. Dungar

Murph (39:42):
I think he's a fiddle around longer than tungee has
been around. Oh my gosh. Oh,

Zac Saleski (39:50):
that's this stupidest thing I've ever heard.
You laugh now. I mean, what doeshappen to fail? Here you go

Murph (39:58):
like give Zach the credit but like Dungey Dunker, oh my
gosh.

Zac Saleski (40:05):
So I've been to beers so what is happening right
now? Things get weird it's weirdit's not even that late it's
nine o'clock what is happeningright now all Murph, let me tell
you I've completely just gone.
Let me tell you I just want youall left right now when you guys
hit over 30 and

Murph (40:22):
it's minus will be 2am

Zac Saleski (40:25):
I love you all right. Oh my gosh. Oh,

Murph (40:27):
it's such an exact time.
Like, it's about 1118 You know,like you're again late. You're
ready to clock out but you'renot there yet.

Zac Saleski (40:35):
It's like the 90s and it's like after the local
news is off. Then you seeRoseanne pop on. On 11 o'clock.
You're like alright, well, I'mTime for bed. Let's never watch
the Roseanne No, no. Never saweven any Golden Girls either.
No. No, boy, she missed out.
That's how I knew it was timefor bed. It's like oh, I

Murph (40:54):
used to watch the local news as a kid.

Zac Saleski (40:56):
Actually, I did. I feel bad for you. I used to
watch a lot in the 90s wasdifferent. I couldn't watch this
crap on your phone.

Murph (41:03):
I have no comment now.
couldn't watch I was watchinglike cartoons or sports like a
normal person. Zags over heregetting watching the local news.
Knowing what the what washappening in Slovenia at the
time or Croatia.

Zac Saleski (41:17):
I had no idea what's going on. I was mainly
interested in the weather.

Murph (41:21):
And the sports weather sports, actually, yeah, remember
for hot second we're gonna begoing weatherman what happened
with that.

Zac Saleski (41:26):
I'll tell you what, if you go to a couple of college
fairs, and then you starttalking to a couple of schools
and like oh, yeah, you got totake all these science courses
like Yeah, yeah, science was areally good thing. Not feel it.
Chemistry. No, definitely notthat.

Murph (41:40):
Why did they take chemistry? The computers do the
work for them. Well, now

Zac Saleski (41:45):
they do. Yeah. Now that's why you got all the good
looking women who do because nowthey're like, well, just

Murph (41:50):
I'm sure they're very smart sack. Come on up. Good
looking and smart. Well, theyall

Zac Saleski (41:54):
just do broadcast classes. Yeah. So they're like,
oh, yeah, broadcast experiencewith it. Anyway, go

Murph (42:00):
respect the women that are nerdy as fuck. Oh, I respect
the hell out of them. We got afew of them here in Ohio. Yeah,
it's nice.

Zac Saleski (42:07):
If you ever see like your local weatherman
dresses, magician. Give him somerespect.

Murph (42:12):
Are you referring to snow day? Yeah. Oh my gosh, I should
have figured out I was like, Iwas like racking my brain for a
second. Like no, I don't thinkany Ohio ones have done that. So
I'm like, that's the one guyit's no day.

Zac Saleski (42:29):
It's always a big ones. Guys, incredible, but
we're on a we're on it. We're on

Murph (42:37):
it. We're just we're on one right now. One second. We
were on two. But yeah, we're onone.

Zac Saleski (42:43):
Oh my god. Murph gets here, but he's not. He's
not coaching. Hockey.

Murph (42:46):
I do. I do not. I just can't take my frustrations out
on that sound. No, stop rightthere.

Zac Saleski (42:53):
Wow. Kill it today.
She does

Murph (42:57):
know right now just all this free time don't want to do
it myself. It's

Zac Saleski (43:02):
fairly good. Angry.

Murph (43:03):
I get I do. I'm a very angry person every once in a
while it's the American in me.

Zac Saleski (43:07):
I don't know maybe some part of that Canadian.
Besides really

Murph (43:10):
wants to know we the bridge thing we talked about.
That's the Canadian side. TheAmerican side is just pure rage

Zac Saleski (43:17):
anymore. Just it's a bridge. Just leave it alone.

Murph (43:22):
Exactly. How it works.
And you just let it crumble. Soother day Yeah. And then you
internally rage and plan yourand plan your revenge for when
you see them again. You know,it's it's it's diabolical. But
you know, it's it's you don'tunderstand how much I want to
make that into a t shirt. Imean, you could you had the
finances for it. Canadians arelike bridges. But I didn't say
that. I just said how we how weburn relationships is like that

(43:45):
I didn't ever said we were likebridges. I just

Zac Saleski (43:49):
want to put like a picture of a bridge with a
little Canadian flag off theside. I

Murph (43:53):
think you're probably talking about the What's that
bridge in Detroit?

Zac Saleski (43:58):
That you're talking about? Oh, talking about?

Murph (44:00):
Shall I tell you what, there are the ones over the 1000
Islands, which I don't think iswhat they named the dressing
after.

Zac Saleski (44:06):
That's my next question. Yeah,

Murph (44:07):
I don't think they did.
Or maybe they did. I don't know.

Zac Saleski (44:10):
Yes. Yeah. We're this dressing came from I

Murph (44:15):
don't even know there's really 1000 islands. I'm not
sure on that one.

Zac Saleski (44:18):
Do you mean the secret sauce? Yes. Donal secret
sauce.

Murph (44:21):
They put a little more. I don't even open that. Right.
Have you seen that new thing?
They call it? What the land airand sea? Hmm, something like
that. What is it? It's so it's aBig Mac, but then you also put
in the Big Mac? fish filets andchicken No. Yeah. It's like a
vague. It's called like the landair and sea or something like
that. Yeah. And of course ittastes awful. But people just

(44:43):
love that they can like get it.
Yeah, I don't do a weird ifpeople are so weird that people
love secret menu items. It's theweirdest thing.

Zac Saleski (44:52):
I'm gonna do too.
But it makes sense right nowbecause like we have to do

Murph (44:57):
we used to do and then we used to sell it and then I think
people stop asking for it. Sonow we don't do it anymore or
they just we don't receiveanymore. But we used to do that.
What did we call ours again?
Where it was like, they wouldtake two burrito shells and you
make a big case of DIA and thenyou make the burrito out of the
case of Dia suitcase. BurritoCaesarean. Thank you. Okay.
Yeah, that's what I figuredthose all the time. And now I
don't see them anymore. I don'tknow if he can get them anymore.

(45:18):
But yeah, it was crazy.

Zac Saleski (45:20):
Well, he's just gonna ask man, no, we

Murph (45:23):
used to have a button.
Oh, to charge you so manypeople. Were getting it. Oh,
damn. Oh, yeah,

Zac Saleski (45:27):
we buy buttons.

Murph (45:29):
We made buttons. It's gone now I think but we did. We
used

Zac Saleski (45:32):
to have buttons for it. That's your local cupola. If
you can get yourself okay, soRico, probably look at you'd say
what the fuck are we talking?
Hashtag bring back out of here.
Break back the button

Murph (45:46):
gets a cold war joke.

Zac Saleski (45:48):
Very fast. Bring back the button. That button.

Murph (45:51):
Oh my gosh. Dear Lord.

Zac Saleski (45:54):
Well bring back the button. Well, Murphysboro on the
hill.

Murph (45:56):
We are I went there a long time ago.

Zac Saleski (45:59):
Yeah, you went there. Barry brow. Fourth, fifth
minute.

Murph (46:03):
Yep. Still not proud of it. But you know, it's what they
tune in for so to get slightlyoffended, and to find out about
the Canadian news. It's reallykind of all they got.

Zac Saleski (46:12):
I'll tell you what our fans in Manitoba gonna love
us.
We have fans in Manitoba. Ithink so. We bought the two
episodes ago.
I think we had liberty Manitoba.
Okay. I just like to say, Ihaven't told

Murph (46:23):
up on one. It's like Saskatchewan. I still love
Saskatoon.

Zac Saleski (46:29):
Regina, they still

Murph (46:30):
do Yeah, that's good one jeez, yep.

Zac Saleski (46:35):
Oh giggles Yes.

Murph (46:36):
What like this. I saw they're making a spin off from
Letterkenny they're calling itshore Z cheeses. Yeah, they
released a trailer of

Zac Saleski (46:45):
that's gonna be unbelievable.

Murph (46:47):
I don't have a feeling

Zac Saleski (46:48):
you guys to have Nazi Letterkenny. It's
fantastic.

Murph (46:53):
I know the Canadian listeners will probably say no,
but I'm gonna say it no I'mgonna say it Scott. Oh it almost
it's so stereotype stereotypicalCanada that like I kid you not
like some of that stuff is legitand the others of it is just so
it's hilarious how they justmake fun of themselves. It's so
funny.

Zac Saleski (47:12):
So we come for Yeah, of course. Oh, I just saw
them do I guess we're gonna beon on topic of the movies now.
Okay, perfect or whatever. Ijust really corner Alright,
let's start. Love your popcornmovie. Look.
You have a Knucks get out of it.
love a good dunk.

Murph (47:31):
Go Bad for your girlfriend.

Zac Saleski (47:34):
No, I saw someone post on Facebook today it was
like a trailer for I do I usethe MySpace Gotcha. Or the Xena
ah oh my gosh. Oh, there it is.
She says the

Murph (47:49):
Django the Z and like what? Zenga? No Zynga I don't
know. Well, they're mine. Okay,

Zac Saleski (47:54):
the no they make it a kind of like a biopic of
Elvis. Oh, what is Tom Hanks init? He's not

Murph (48:03):
Tom Hanks Oh, say like, what is Tom Hanks? Not done all
right. I was gonna say I youwould feel like you make a
terrible Elvis but Oh, gotcha.

Unknown (48:09):
Okay. Yeah.

Zac Saleski (48:10):
It's like, oh,

Murph (48:11):
it's a biopic. Yeah, I think said bioptic. I'm like,
What is a bioptic movie? Neverheard

Zac Saleski (48:16):
of that. A biopic or biopic or, okay, t shirt.

Murph (48:20):
But it took this long.
Like Elvis is such like a theydid it following

Zac Saleski (48:24):
the Yeah, they did it from a different angle. So
it's like, I think it's like theguy who discovered him. Okay, so
they kind of like show hisprogression throughout the whole
thing. Would you actually drillit look pretty damn good. So did
I know that no idea when thehell that comes out. But I was
like, Oh, this looksinteresting. But the dude that
plays Elvis kind of looks likehe's been sucking on Jolly

(48:44):
Ranchers for two months. He'sgot this look at this patient
like, oh, gosh, like, okay. Itcould be a Sanderson sister.
Figure out how to use that

Murph (49:00):
in conversation. It's the most interesting description of
an individual thing I've everheard in my life. He looks like
he's been stepping on JollyRanchers for like, like, they're
not that sour. But like,

Zac Saleski (49:12):
I don't know. I'll take that back. The Sour
Skittles Ergo that makes moresense. Like what you're talking
about? I'm like Jolly Ranchers.
Like totally they're fun. I alsosucked on July Roger that. Oh,
like

Murph (49:24):
oh my gosh. So you can see here that I got bass. All
right. Gotcha.

Zac Saleski (49:32):
Oh, man, I'm gonna end it on that because that was
that's a hell of a podcast hasbeen a hell of a pot. I'm gonna
end it while we're on top. Whoo.
giggity got him got him. Here wego. Perfect. Thank you guys so
much for lasting with us for anhour but she said exactly. Yeah.
Yes. Got a hook line. And hecan't swim. So he's a sinker

(49:52):
now. God,I could swim. Okay, there Right.
Yeah, they float. Float too.
Yeah I'm a floater isn't a badshit

Murph (50:08):
make sure to sponsor your local Russian Embassy.

Zac Saleski (50:11):
He's not I know.
Unbelievable. Oh, thank you guysfor joining us with us part of
the 13th episode. Wow luckynumber 30
It can end on this likeapparently even if we get
canceled inVegas you guys follow us on all
social medias at Facebook,Instagram, Twitter, Tik Tok all
the tickety talks you name SangaDang. MySpace, right?

Murph (50:38):
We embedded

Zac Saleski (50:40):
my face Facebook.
Yes.

Murph (50:43):
We did my face some sexual space book profits
better. Face Sounds like a hookup.

Zac Saleski (50:50):
There we go.
Exactly. We're copyright thattrade. Oh, boy. And as always,
we'll see you guys next time.

Murph (50:57):
Next time next week.

Zac Saleski (50:58):
Tell fiber. There it is.