Ep 14 Untold St. Patricks Day College Stories(CRAZY)

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Zac Saleski (00:10):
Welcome to the 14th episode of maple glaze podcast.
I am Zach This is Merced forbeing extra profit this time

Murph (00:19):
howdy very proper.
Probably the quickest introswe've ever done. And now it's
we're done. So now we're doingand that's it. Now they're no
longer listening to us sincethey know

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NAS, business NAS kind of like aside business and

Murph (00:59):
that should be one of our buttons that we can hit is NAS

I was about to like redo all the buttons on the
soundboard here I wanted to mixit up a little bit but I didn't
get to it because Murph wasbeing sassy there how's that my

Murph (01:12):
fault I don't know yeah lay Murph are fine that's fine
but doing it for January alright

to make it special we are we are drinking Murphy's
stay crispy Contrary

Murph (01:22):
to popular belief yes every Murphy gets stuck in
Murphy's by association oh wowyou know so we all get point oh
one of the shares and there's alot of Murphy's in the world. Oh
wow. Yeah, go look it up. Takemy word

for it. I learned something new tonight every and
here just before as Murphy wascommenting on my damn Swisher
baseball just got a lockoutbaseball back baby. That's
right. So the season of ussucking finally can continue.

Murph (01:50):
is nothing more American than getting burned in a
baseball stadium drinking sixTallboy beers and having eight
hotdogs just waiting for theheart attack to hit as America
right there watching a guy witha wooden club hit a ball and run
some bases

sound like a diamond dark night actually damn
good times

Murph (02:09):
good times. I've family still gets horrified by telling
that story. Like 10 Hot dogs atDiamond dog Hey, bro we've all
done it I guess we

we all have at least one see you live in
Columbus you've done that atleast once because the diamond
dog

Murph (02:28):
get it make it worth it so the dollar came

here like in Columbus the AAA team comes
clippers who been associatedwith a bunch of different teams
over the course of the yearslike the Yankees and one year
nationals and with the Indiansand like they always have this
thing called time with DogNight. We literally just paid
time for hot dog and man they're

Murph (02:49):
both plastic bags super wasteful. You should question
the hell that's on it. But it'sAmerica. We don't question the
hot dogs. Yeah, highlyquestionable. Highly, highly
questionable. But you know, butyou know what kind of what no
fight poisoning like

Murph said like we've all been there where you
eat at least eight to like 12hotdogs and you're like you know
what, this was the best butworst decision I've ever made in
my life.

Murph (03:11):
I'm not telling you this is all in one setting all one on
one setting boy and you have tomake eye contact with someone as
you eat them. Double just highfive mouthful hot dog

if you ever seen nurse to your buddy a couple of
hot dogs Double fisting them.

Murph (03:31):
Welcome I gotta leave

like no no, no, no, no, no sir sir.

Murph (03:39):
I'm not one of those weirdos that had doesn't put
anything on a hot dog. I don'tknow Yeah, that's no that's not
a hot take. That's just fact ifyou put anything on your hot dog
you might be a serial killer

you can find me in the concourse taking shots and
relish

Murph (03:52):
by relish is when you go to more so a ninja mustard fair

like onions and catch up and then maybe a little
bit of mustard here in

Murph (04:02):
their little little little hotdog.

A little mustard here. Oh, yeah Kuma. Here you
are making a questionable foodeven more questionable, like
Yocum.

Murph (04:11):
That's my job. So they listened for just the
questionable food.

I've been I've been teasing Murph all week because
of eating really

Murph (04:18):
good call that would you call aggressive cyber bullying.

Aggressive cyber bullying? Yes, sir.

Murph (04:25):
wake up every morning.
Hey there. fuckface

All right. Good morning. fuckface. I mean,
friend. No, it's if you guyshaven't kept up with soccer,
it's kind of funny. I mean, notfunny, but everything is going
on. It's like obviously thewhole Russia you know thing
going on, but then you haveMerce or soccer team. What a
great job of soccer team owneris Russian so they found a

(04:51):
connection, actually a couple ofUK official sound connections
with with him and then some ofthe attacks in the Ukraine.
Yeah, the Russian army

Murph (05:00):
Yeah, yep. So every sale it basically can get ownership
in the in the C team now

see? Yeah, that saved the bridge. Right, bring
it back. So now they're almostessentially just kind of
panicking right now because liketoday they just announced the,
like the team credit cards werecompletely like blocked out now
so they can't use them. Yeah, at

Murph (05:20):
one point is it too much?
Or a you know? Yeah, likethey're talks to about like,
affecting their catering andtravel bans and then now they
can't sell like regular seasontickets. Yeah. Which was like
weird also, and it's just, it'sall this stuff that you're kinda
like, I feel like you're justbeating a dead horse at this
point. Like, it's like, it'sit's like, the owners gone. He's
gonna sell the team for penniespretty much at this point. It's

(05:41):
like, Why punish all this otherstuff. But definitely, it's how
it works. It is quarter down andeveryone got it. And then I
found out to it. I know thisthat the economic sanctions that
the so when the team does getsold, it can't be donated to
charity. It all goes the Britishgovernment was like that's very
interesting to me. So because Ithink the owner had pledged in
like a sign of of his guiltyconscience. He claimed he was

(06:04):
going to donate it to anonprofit for the Ukrainian
incident as we're calling it outUkrainian incident or action or
something. Well,

the Russians were calling it operation.

Murph (06:14):
Okay. That's right. Yes.
Yes. Well, we calling it Beijingon legislation. That's right.
Okay. So yeah, the Ukrainianinvasion

to stick this in your in your mouth. Okay,
perfect. There.

Murph (06:26):
It's no one will see me anyway. Sir, sir, sir, sir. Oh,
sir. So I work a little better.
Yeah, he's going to awkwardlytalk like this horrible posture.
But ya know, so that's been fun.
Yeah. So

I just, I just found that fun. Like, it's so
unprecedented. And like, you'dnever have this stuff has never
happened before. So it's, andthen the weird thing was, like,
as soon as that all that stuffstarted coming out was basically
were panicking. Those officialsat Chelsea were basically
panicking that they could loseall their players. Yep. Right
away. I mean,

Murph (07:01):
they're still trying to figure out how bad that it's
like, so like, the whatgovernment can decide to do
baffles me where it's like, it'skind of like they can't

buy players, but they can sell them. They get
they get monetary assets fromselling players, so it's kind of
a double edged sword almost,because now they're like, well,
the hell we do.

Murph (07:20):
Yeah, they can't sign players though. I don't know
it's weird. It's likelyChelsea's got a good setup of
things but I think I'll justmake it contract extensions very
tricky. Slightly certain playersare probably want to leave just
for the Association of it butwhatever I don't know people
don't Gosh, high school highschool but feels like whenever
anything bad happens it's like ascarlet letter where it's like

(07:41):
just all this I fully supportthe punishment that's been
handed to the owner. Yeah, thefact that it's gone this crazy
now I'm like, okay, like sobasically some officials like I
really fucked up let's likebring down a hammer to make the
fuck up that I've done Mike.
Yeah, like it's kind of crazyinstead of just accepting your
data. Yeah, just accept the factthat London is a little bit

(08:03):
corrupt money runs the world.
You took the money you didn'tthink twice about it and now
it's coming to bite you in theass so but whatever basically
it's like now is what is

well I guess he confirmed the sale or confirm
the seller Club today. Butreason why I brought that up out
of all things. Do you see me get

Murph (08:21):
pissed off?

No, we play you on Sunday. Yeah. But anyway,
Trudeau how to get in on thishas nothing to do with Canada.
It's like you know what? I wantPC sanction still like you have
nothing to do it's he's like,I'm gonna sanction your your non
bank accounts over here. I'mgoing to sanction any business

(08:44):
that you're that you do, youknow, dealings with over here
like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Murph (08:48):
whoa, I smell cover up for the trucker fiasco.

Wow, launcher though. That's saving your
button.

Murph (08:57):
Sounds like such Trudeau.
But what you don't understand isthat Canada still aligns itself
with England so you know,they've got to have their say to

cause the Queen mom not your mom.

Murph (09:15):
Right? Yeah. We've given you independence years ago, and
it's like, no, not accepting it.
We still answer to you. Thiswhole

autonomy thing scares me. Sounds like robots

Murph (09:25):
right? It sucks being an adult I don't like having to
raise my own tariffs and make myown punishments and all those
kind of stuff. Tariffs all thingor is that like just it is still
a thing? Okay, so yeah, okay,okay.

That's why I always laugh when England does it. I do
carry a tariff. Let's ever goagain.

Murph (09:42):
That's probably because the Queen's offer medicine she's
like let's do something likedon't get back on your medicine.
You're bigger head

feeling tariffs?
That's a call. Okay. Guys,there's some extra strong tea.

Murph (10:00):
been dumped in the harbor oh yeah we got it in there but
we're done yeah hit a button Ohtypically was very loud Alright
there we go there we go I'mproud of myself history major
coming in clutch. Alright. Iactually did not know that

(10:22):
you're doing thing of course youwould keep up to date and know

this before like we did this

Murph (10:27):
like sometimes more Canadian than me the amount of
Canada stuff I don't know a job

sometimes but I kind of just skate on by you
know, right

Murph (10:35):
that's

you're not wrong you can ever Levina just scaling
by ever go Canadian reference. Ifill my quota. I'm good.

Murph (10:43):
She ever referenced that?
That's fine. Well, we'll let herrun all right. Yeah. skied her
think she evens Oh, but

yeah, there we go.
Where is a real Canadian? Iswear.

Murph (10:52):
It tells the line sometimes. It tells her lie and
those that chose the border youknow?

Half icing half night. You know what I'm talking
about? No, you got it. Geez, Iwas trying to find stuff that
like I said, you know, I'll findsome weird goofy stuff for this
week from Canada and then that'sthe one I see. Just Trudeau just
feels he feels a little left outthat's it don't we all I know.
We all

Murph (11:17):
I think we should I think we should join these tariffs.

Exactly. And we should make our own country
today are good.

Murph (11:23):
We should dare tariffs.
We should declare our tariffs ij the tariffs

are here to declare tariffs they're declared. There.
Okay. Holy crap. Nice.

Murph (11:31):
All right. Oh, man. Those Those night classes for
announcing or working.

Excuse me that reclaim my game bucks show
Walter Show. Show. The 1940s notso Exactly. Excuse me that so?
It looks like I have a hitch andyou're giddy up. Here's Mr. Buck
show. Coming in here with atransatlantic You're welcome.

(11:58):
Oh, yeah. But up up up.

Murph (12:03):
Everybody like McDonald

I'm sponsored. Oh, I wish right. I was watching
other podcasts and there was oneguy that was in the show
Smallville,

Murph (12:13):
okay, like Smallville.
Oh, one about the Superman whenhe came in Clark Kent.

Yeah. Okay, man, that's gaming all over the
place.

Murph (12:21):
guy made a huge mess.

And that's why he's not allowed in Applebee's.

Murph (12:27):
And that's why they don't do teen dramas anymore.

Jesus. So the guy who played like the bad guy in
that TV show ships. I'm sittinghere watching this stuff is
pretty chill. And the guy whoplayed Clark and he had him on
Tom Well, what would ever happento him? In some smaller stuff?
Okay, yeah, nothing like yeah,

Murph (12:45):
I didn't really think that was gonna kind of be his
breakout role and I don't thinkeverything ever took off.

She probably a dozen years ago. Oh, that's
right then like couple otherlike, I guess bigger ish movies.
But then he's just kind of didTV for a while, but I

Murph (12:59):
didn't that British actor came in that looks a lot like
and just overtook them. I thinkthey probably got abused. They
got to play Superman now.

Oh, yeah.

Murph (13:07):
It looked very similar.

He's a Australian.
Oh, like I've always English.
Think he's Australian.

Murph (13:13):
Pretty sure he's English.
Okay, whatever. Yeah.

All the Gosh, Queens Kingdom leave me alone.

Murph (13:20):
Guys, not a prisoner.
It's fine.

It's fine. That's why they said earlier. I'm
dealing with spiders. Right.
Exactly.

Murph (13:26):
And the fish and the sharks and the Yeah, you know,
all that stuff.

Is gonna type in who is spider man. We got about
a few to choose from

Murph (13:35):
right still says, say Tony Parker. That's not his
name. Holy shit. What's hisname? Damn it. No, Tony Parker a
basketball player. Right? Yeah,no. Yes. Rich basketball player.
Yes. Seafood Jay. Yeah, we what?
Dammit. Who's the guy thatthey're doing all the funny
memes on now. Tobey Maguire.

I'll tell you why.
Yes,

Murph (13:57):
that's that's this.

I don't believe he's Spider Man. I would know.

Murph (14:02):
Henry Cavell. And we could all yep,

yep. Yep. Yep.

Murph (14:06):
That'd be him. St. Heller jersey. Is that is that? I think
that's really English. TotalEnglish channel. Also the coast
like an island off the coast ofJersey? Yes. New Jersey? Yes.
More like old jersey. Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's like a really smallisland. Oh, that's cool. Just
really small island off thecoast of France, but it belongs

(14:26):
to England. I wonder if thosewere those islands that the
Nazis had in World War Two. Sotechnically, they were on German
soil. I mean, not Jesus.
Technically, they are on Englishsoil. They know they had some.
So yeah, they've anyway, it's anisland off the coast of France.
But England

took like the South East islands. I thought of what
of England?

Murph (14:49):
I don't know. I'm just seeing like these two right
here. Oh, they

don't they? Oh, that's where it is. Yeah, it's
right there. Okay. Yeah. So theydefinitely took I'm not really
total they took that I tookGuernsey and then they took got
pretty close.

Murph (15:01):
I took something else to another guy St. And I think they
got that. Yeah. Cuz I rememberthem saying how like there were
English people living amongstthem that was just like the
Germans just had it. I was like,Okay.

I was like, why know about Guernsey because I
have a soccer team. It's likethey had to spend extra money to
pub over that island course.
It's a you know, like six orseventh League. In England. It's
like, expensive that is I

Murph (15:22):
think they work out a deal or something. Probably. How
do we get on this?

I don't know. Oh, yeah. I was just interesting.
Interesting searches and stuff.
Yeah, that like searches andseizures.

Murph (15:33):
Well, speaking of weird I actually saw this, I guess I all
the companies are pulling out aRussia to stick it to them. And
I guess Russia now has made arule that basically anybody can
just kind of like squat on theirproperty and like, still call
that so like, all these peopleall like the McDonald's have
pulled out. I guess, like Russiais like, okay, that's fine. But
we could just have somebody gointo the building, run the

(15:55):
building, and they'll claim it'sMcDonald's even though there's
no partnership with thecorporate and I was like, That's
the weirdest thing. So could youimagine like, going into a
rainout in Russia? Or like, oh,you know, can we get can I get
like a I don't know, like a BigMac that we don't do that here.
That's

why I remember it's funny much that because I
remember watching a YouTubevideo called weeks back, it was
like the very first, I was onlike an 80s kick. Okay, and I
found the very first made theMcDonald's ever, like, built in
Russia, okay. And if she if it'sso funny, there's like these
lines that are lines of people.
And when they get their food,they're like, just confused as

(16:34):
like, Americans were back in the50s. They're like, Oh, how do we
get this food so fast? What isthis food? They're eating it
because they're so used to likecertain, right? Like, kind of
very minimal ration. So whenthey eat this burger, like the
hell is this crap? So they'reconfused, and they're like, I
like it. But then I don't know.
It's like,

Murph (16:54):
what the hell? That's I think we're all the same. You're
all the same. Yeah, even today,when we go to McDonald's. We're
like,

well, now nowadays.
Yeah. Yeah.

Murph (17:04):
I like it. Yeah.
Especially the MC rib.

Honestly, you just given the button to be happy,
right?

Murph (17:10):
That's whatever you want that button.

Right. There you go. Hey, my prerogative what I
put in my book. You know what Ido?

Murph (17:19):
Ship cheese.

No, so I had like,

Murph (17:24):
you put a wiener between your buttons, but I continue.

Just because we've mentioned diamond Dog Night,
doesn't mean

Murph (17:30):
this is the rabbit hole.
We're going down now. It's gonnabe that kind of podcast.

Welcome to the non sponsored rabbit hole. Right.

Murph (17:38):
Get ready for the loud alcoholic pot here. Let me work.
Out hurts. Come

on. Oh, milk. That is some good old Murphy. But
smoke. Okay. I was waiting forthat. What? Okay,

Murph (17:53):
what do you PG? Alright, got it. Got it. Got him. Oh, my
God to go into something.

That's what I'm about to come out of something.
Ah, he said. No, it's like, no.
I've been getting a bunch ofcouple of our viewers for like,
You got to ask Murph. What is inthat buffalo chicken depot?
Someone you bought from thestore?

Murph (18:18):
They're asking that after just seeing a video of it. How
long ago?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, getting hounded this week about
it. Like gonna ask

Murph (18:25):
buffalo chicken dip? The buffalo. Oh, I made that.

Did you make that?
No. Was it the one the crockpot? Yeah, but I thought you got
from the store. Oh, was it?

Murph (18:33):
No, no, you're right.
I've done it. I've done ittwice. But once I actually made
it in the other time I got or sothat we may have gotten from New
Year's I thought I made I can'tremember anymore now.

Yeah, I remember like, I think I'm not sure was
that night maybe might have beenbefore but he had like the two
packages. Put that in?

Murph (18:50):
Oh, yeah. So it's way too long. Yeah, not a good idea.
Just from the store most good.
Yeah. Obviously never even readthe ingredients. What's in it,
but I'm assuming it's like everynormal buffalo chicken dip and
like, oh my gosh, the amount ofshit and that and I wonder why
you love it so much. Like, yeah,it's like taboo germs. Like
anyone that Yeah, it's like,what cream cheese like, like

(19:11):
almost a whole packet of that.
And then you usually get likesome sort of like, thick hot
like hot sauce. So like francsis like the big one here. And
it's like I kid you not likewhen you pour it in. It's like
molasses. It's this likeliterally it's like yeah, you
can just sense all the butterand sugar and like all of that

(19:34):
in it like it's just pools andyeah, so like that. And the one
I made we got like a rotisseriechicken so it's already been
made and we just shredded thatby hand and threw it in there
and then think that like it wasthat easy. And then you put like
a little bit of water just todilute it a little bit just
because of all the shit you'reputting in it. And I think like
Cuba cheese and their cheese tolike a sharp cheddar or

(19:57):
something so like, strongcheese. And yeah Is amazing
though, like, oh God, honestlythrowing parties I really,
especially here in the Midwest,it's a big thing here like It's
like it'll be funny you'll likewhen I was single and pretending
to mingle but I never make youknow you'd like, you know, you
feel not ready to go right yougo to parties or whether it's

(20:18):
like a really high class fancyparty or just a college party,
Buffalo Chicken dip was alwaysthere and you'd see people like,
dress the nines, like look inthe best shape in their life
just housing this dip. Like,literally Yeah, the other thing
I always find funny and I guessgoes to show you I need new
friends is like I would alwaysbring like because I try to eat

(20:38):
a little healthier now is likeveggie platter just something
because Midwestern parties, it'slike candy and the thickest,
like fattiest shit that youcould have this chip, Buffalo
Chicken dip, like all thatstuff. So I'm like, I'll just
bring a veggie platter likesmart and of course ran with it
because it's ranch. Andliterally nobody touches it.

(20:59):
Like every time I do it. Ialways have extra that I end up
saying

usually I'm there with you. Yeah, I'm just like
carrots and stuff. I'm like, Youknow what?

Murph (21:07):
I'm like, damn, people just balance your plate out a
little bit but see Americabetcha ball. Yeah, no. Yeah,
it's like,

I can't I can't just sit there and eat candy.
No,

Murph (21:17):
I have a sweet tooth and I like it but my body doesn't
like it as much so I can onlyeat a little bit of it. So it's
like yeah, you know that's myreward have a little bit of
vegetables and then I get tohave some some candy after

we get to fill Murph with celery sticks.
Exactly. Yeah.

Murph (21:31):
Take some calories away.
negative calories.

They you hit them with a baseball bat and then you
know, and you might get a reallybad pun yada.

Murph (21:39):
The fuck did that come?
Like what we've talked aboutbuffalo chicken dip. Now we're
talking about salt. And then ontop of that, what is wrong with
you? Like how casually you justlift that in there like nothing
you've been fantasizing aboutfor the last like fuckin eight
years of your life. You know bereally good one day to hit Murph

(22:03):
with a bat and see what comesout a lot of bloodshed. Zach a
lot of bloodshed and maybe someCanadian cookies. And that's
really about

it. That's why we fill you up with buffalo
chicken.

Murph (22:18):
Gosh, let's get we're so out of left field. I think the A
right the only rationalexplanation is too bad. I don't
like that division. I'm mostlymad is because it's a hockey
stick. Zack not a baseball bat.
If you're gonna beat me up withsomething. yuzaki stick. That's
the Canadian tradition. Oh,well, fine. Exactly. When we
perform an assault on somebodywe use a hockey stick is just

(22:39):
Canadian.

Not even goalie stick. By mean. That's that's
really really good. Some damage

Murph (22:46):
can Yeah, that's yeah, that's the assaulter or the
hockey stick. No. Oh, my

God.

Murph (22:57):
got dark.

Welcome back, everybody. It's unreal.

Murph (23:04):
I kind of wish and I know it would never happen would have
been awesome if like, inmedieval times of the Canadians
had developed a hockey stick axto perform public executions.
Damn. Yeah. Did you imaginedYeah. Just surprised it didn't I
know. Right?

Then they just down to earth hockey.

Murph (23:27):
It was a much around a medieval times no more. Well,
guess the argument would beCanada was around but it wasn't
really around in the medievaltimes. So

and starting things. There's waiting for the
Vikings come over. Exactly.
Yeah. You know,

Murph (23:38):
they have the naval millions.

You could play say, Yeah, we got some space over
here. No, no. We're going toOhio. Yeah. Why? We don't know
that this history of Ohio.

Murph (23:54):
Right. That's it. That's how we found it. That's it.
Nothing else.

It's like It's like the old Robin Williams like
story when he had open heartsurgery one time. Oh, Robin
Williams. Oh, I don't know thestory on his on Graham Norton A
while back, but he basically waslike, he had like a heart attack
and he woke up from surgery andthey're like, alright, Robin, do
you know where you are? It'slike, no, like, well, you just

(24:19):
you're at a hospital. You justhad open heart surgery. And
you're in Cleveland. He's like,why? It's like, it's like well,
your heart ventricles like halfof them were you know, clogged
up so he had to deal with it.
He's like, okay, it's back backout.

Murph (24:39):
And they beat baseball bats.

Dear God, he won't awake.

Murph (24:45):
Oh my gosh. That's a very interesting story. Yes, that's
Yeah, that's interesting, butit's so very non Robin Williams
like if I would've done weirdvoice Do you like, like, Oh,
wow.

I'm sorry he's not animated after

Murph (25:02):
hardly. Sounds like a long. Rodney Dangerfield.
Alrighty,

some ripping the chair. Oh, yeah. Oh my god.
Unbelievable.

Murph (25:12):
We don't have a chat group in the chat. You're like
looking around like we don'thave a chat. It's just us. It's
a

gamer thing. Just just the chat somebody gets out
somewhere. How you how youcoping without hockey coaching
right now.

Murph (25:27):
But tough man actually. I just started looking into some
other jobs. But yeah, that'd bethat'd be interesting. Maybe
next year.

I just saw on the state. They had state
tournament. Yeah, the other day.

Murph (25:37):
I know. I think like Burlington from Columbus made it
there. I don't know.

Toledo. St.
Francis. St. Francis. Yeah, that

Murph (25:44):
was there pretty good hockey. So I don't know who won
but I know it was tied in thethird period. But anyway, yeah,
it's been

I saw that I was like merch gotta be just hurting
a little bit a little tiny bit,

Murph (25:56):
a little bit a little bit. But it's also very like,
you know, it's a it's for highschool levels of commitment to
so it's like, it's like a littlebit of both words. Like I
definitely will probably go backand I miss it. And I like and
enjoy doing it. But yeah, gosh,going to the rink. If you want
to the rink like four times aweek, it's just after a while.
It just gets very old very fastas it's just like, I'd like to

(26:17):
be able to sit at home and justkind of chill but it's like no,
it's and on top of the threemen's leagues I play and so
that's pretty much at the rinksix days a week. So yeah, it was
comes a lot really fast.

Murphy's a God at the adult league level here. I'm
rambling I'd like

Murph (26:32):
to think I'm but I'm not.
You are. I'm just a rink rat.
What

rank rat rat.

Murph (26:36):
Let's clearly call us.

Cheese. I'm a gym rat anymore. Just to regret. I
was never a gym rat. Just it's anew term for me. Oh, rank rat.
Yeah.

Murph (26:44):
I think that's it. You pretty much put anything in
front of rat and it'd be likeyou're there a lot. So you'll be
like, oh, a pitch rat forsoccer, I imagine. And then a
court rat for basketball. Thatsounds really bad. That's really
bad.

That's pretty Yeah, it sounds

Murph (27:02):
let's not make that a thing. That's I hope it's not a
thing and let's not make itYeah, I think in 2022 that would
get canceled real fast Yeah, butno that's simple answer I don't
really have a whole lot ofanimation behind it just yes I
miss him are ultra fine.
Something's done by their sternbut fair it's I work how about
you? How are you ready forcoaching yet? Are you gonna be

(27:23):
doing that? What are you doingtoday? Decision? Yeah, no idea.
No idea. No idea. It's your veryfun.

Thank you. I got I got she got asked that how to
deal with the patreon q&a. Andsomeone asked me that like
what's what's your update? Like?
Turned out a couple jobs sent inwanting to go back to Germany.

Murph (27:44):
Give them one more but I do it.

Well, like I had like three interviews with some
German teams, some high levelGerman teams and that those fell
through and then had offers inthe Czech Republic I offers in
Italy by turn those down.
Because I was like, I kind oflike go back to Germany and
talking to like a lowly Chairmanteam. But then it's that's one
reason why I kind of wanted tostay here because you know, with

(28:08):
all like my job here, we'll justopen up another store. I was
like, I want to get my feet wethere. Before I really kind of
jumped ship again. And then Idon't know. I'll do that but but
here yeah, getting older mangetting older. But high school
just Yeah, people won't evengive me the time of day on that.
So weird. Yes. It's so difficulthere

Murph (28:33):
in Ohio football though I get seriously up here

hockey so different because they're like, We want
experience we need that. Yeah.
So they'll jump at the chance tobring somebody on like that. Now
football here, it's very muchlike the opposite. They
basically look at the individuallike wow, this guy is young.
He's got this experience. He'sprobably gonna take my job in
the year two. That's mainly whattheir head goes to. And so now
you're like, I don't I can'treally afford to bring this guy

(28:58):
on now. A lot of times to youbased tell the coach I don't
want your job and I want thisand I want that. And they're
like, Well, if you say that now.

Murph (29:08):
I don't know. That's always sneaky like that. Can't
trust I'm a sneaky snake right?
Old Zack Benedict Arnold Solecki

wouldn't surprise me. Wow, your labor bans Donald.
And now you're donewe'll have a little banter going
on in us. Little BenedictCumberbatch in us

Murph (29:31):
that was gonna say oh my gosh, how that guy gets by with
that name. Oh, there's gonnadefinitely be a porn star that
somebody's name out theresomewhere.

God it's such a porn star name. It's

Murph (29:45):
such a porn star.

That he calls his fans. Cumber bitches. Now him
personally like

Murph (29:52):
I know that's like, that's hilarious. I would be so
funny. Call it called grip ofthe cover patch.

copper patch Jesus wow

Murph (30:06):
looks my finger but copper patch and it is throw out
throw trash kids welcome and ourfavorite candy Sour Patch Kids.

Man if you had a finger would you call?

Murph (30:24):
Ooh, I haven't thought about that. That'll never
happen. I'm Hyler Murphy. Right?
Yeah. Whoa. Man, you probablyput me on the spot here. I
camera think I was curious.
Right? I guess like themurderers? I don't know.

Who's following you Oh murder,

Murph (30:47):
right. Yeah God, I feel like

Unknown (30:53):
Smurfs does really make you think of not even the Maple
Leafs or Smurfs or

Murph (30:58):
maple or something get candy. Right as a

branding opportunity, or hold on to that
hobby, right? This, this podcastever becomes big. You

Murph (31:07):
can just raise that I'll do that. Okay, thank you. And
then you'll sue me for what youcame up with.

A new batch of metal was melts in your mouth.
It's a kitty that like, melts inyour mouth and foams you like

Murph (31:23):
you get a free one if you don't show

it you guys could tell we're branding masters.

Murph (31:29):
Oh my gosh. Like, if we could have gone to school for it
we would have which most peopleare like, isn't that just
marketing? No. Shut up. Brailleis different. And like, yeah,
don't get smart with us.

Unknown (31:40):
Don't get smart with us. Yeah.

Murph (31:42):
Exactly. Yes. That's serious about this. Man,

we're going to hell in jail.

Murph (31:49):
Oh, I mean, we were going to hell a long time ago. Like
the jail part was just kind ofnewer. Ooh, very nice. Please.
Yeah. I'm sure I survive in jailwould be fine. God, damn, my
gosh. Well, well, I found outthat they're bringing back so
obviously when you air this girlOh, yeah. Just before it,
Patrick. Oh, that too. But St.
Patrick's Day is next Thursday,which is basically just an

(32:13):
excuse for Americans to getdrunk and for a holiday
streaming. But they Oh, okay.
Where do you fall on this butcelebrating the weekend before
the holiday or the weekendafter? I'm pretty sure we've
talked about this but okay, whaton so basically, this weekend is
the St. Patrick's Day weekendbecause it's going to be on

(32:33):
Thursday. Oh, yeah. i Myargument is I feel like it
should be the week after this ison a Thursday. This is the
problem

with Ohio. This is problem with Ohio. They never
like to like celebrate any sortof holiday on the day it's
supposed to celebrate. Okay, so

Murph (32:47):
that's what was leading me into obviously if you watch
if Zach puts it up on theYouTube, I'm wearing my green
Blackhawks hat they're dying toEvergreen tomorrow. So that's a
big thing they do in Chicago ifyou've ever had a chance to go
it has a history of big Irishpopulation might want that said
so every St. Patrick's Dayweekend. People just like drink
all day and they die the rivergreen which sounds like a huge

(33:09):
Ico problem but I think they uselike okay coloring that's okay
for the river food calm Yeah,literally the river that runs
through downtown yeah rightyeah, just actually lead based
paint they can't use it anymore.

See Sherwin Williams Fuck you guys

Murph (33:27):
you can't do that right yeah

Shut your fucking face

Murph (33:29):
right the EPA they hate it but they can't do anything
about it like well it'stradition EPA whoa yeah right

drunk for this shit right to drug the taste that
chicken

Murph (33:47):
damn Colonel Sanders

I don't care is my favorite

Murph (33:56):
anyway the elephant people organization just shut
the fuck up. Oh, that's EPA notEPL so yeah, so they die the
river green and like in themorning, it's this big thing and
people like go all out for this.
I mean, because it's a big Irishpopulation Chicago I'm pretty
sure there's for sure thebiggest one the US is probably

(34:17):
like New York or California butChicago kind of dominates it
because I know Midwest Yeah, Iknow New York does well but like
Chicago was like the place forIrish I don't know why. Maybe
it's the cold maybe they justlove water. I'm not sure.

Unknown (34:32):
But you're here first of all the water

Murph (34:35):
things Irish. So they die the river green and then they
just like drink and stuff allday and act rowdy and all that
stuff. So it's a big thing inChicago. So because of that,
like we're in the green hat likeChicago does these really cool
like Irish themed warm upjerseys and stuff like that
where it's like you know, theygot like the all grain and like

(34:55):
the Celtic knots on the sleeveslike looks really look really
cool. Oh, sweet. Oh yeah,they're awesome. But they Oh due
for the warm up they don't wearfor the game, because that big
Irish population like So myargument was basically that I
feel like you should celebratethat stuff the weekend after.
Yeah, always celebrate theweekend before. So it's not only
Ohio. It's like, Chicago isdoing it. And I think like other
places do it. Yeah. So I hatethat. Because, yeah, I guess the

(35:18):
argument might be that, like,it's the celebrations leading up
to the week of St. Patrick's daya week, but like, people just
want

to drink I hear.
It's the same thing with allthese other holidays. At least
Ohio does this, where it's likethey always beat around the bush
like what? It falls during theweek. So it doesn't really make
sense for us. Like, well, then,how about your job? works around
that, like cool. He won't everdo that. Like probably get a new
job. Get out?

Murph (35:45):
Yeah, it sounds like you're in the same thing as me
where it's like, do you likefun? Celebrate? Yeah, do it like
the weekend at I mean, try anddo a day off. But do it after I
can understand. You know, Idon't want to drink okay.

17th I mean, yeah, 18/19 Whatever. I get that.

Murph (36:00):
I don't know that. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, I

never understand it. And then it's like, it's
gonna stick with me in hell,Miami. We were their heads. Now
Miami, Ohio, like they kind ofreally take to St. Patrick's
Day.

Murph (36:13):
I don't know, though. Is it? I don't even say St.
Patrick's Day. Right. So it's,it's what they call it right?
Yeah, they call it green beerday. And it's kind of like they
care because there's a bigamount of Chicago people there.
Yeah. Business School. So it'skind of like a carryover

nationally known.
Yeah, for green beer day.
Basically, it's like rightbefore spring break.

Murph (36:31):
So we're still gonna be having classes. Yeah. So but
it's always the Thursday beforespring break is most people
don't go to yet most peopledon't go to class on Friday
anyway, because teachers know itbreak and teachers know it.
Yeah. But they will scheduleclasses. Some of them. Yeah. And
yeah. And that's pretty much itis they literally wake up, like
6am or 5am. And the first thingthey'd have is green eggs and
ham. Yep. Just like the bookfrom Dr. Seuss. Thank you, Dr.

(36:52):
Seuss. Right, they do that andthen literally, like, the bars
know to make a lot of money thatday. So they literally just go
to the bars and the whole ideais they just booze and drink. So
a lot of them are pretty muchhammered by noon. And then
sometimes they get some food orthe hammer

is is being

Murph (37:09):
sorry, blacked out. Yes,

you're down your plaster. Yeah, you're drunk by
like, maybe 930 10 o'clock inthe morning drugs.

Murph (37:17):
They do pre gaming stuff.

I forgot about that. They Yeah, they pre gay
when they eat the greetings ofham. Yeah. What are you doing? I
remember the one that Iparticipated in. I use that term
loosely. Right? Yeah. Likethere's, there's like a couple
houses that we always pass andthey would have like their own
jungle juice. And they'd just belike, kind of be 1045 and
they're just like, well, so guyslike God morning.

Murph (37:39):
I just I just couldn't do it especially I was like we'd
sometimes have to have practicefor club hockey in those days
and guys would show up likedrunk to practice and we would
just get chewed the fuck out.
It's like I just couldn't do it.
If I did one time try to go likethat I normally didn't go out to
the bars like yo nights butdecided to go out that one night
and it was like no like seveno'clock eight o'clock and that

(38:01):
was dead like everyone was justso drunk that they were all at
home sleeping it off. Oh yeah.
And that's like I think the onlydownside agree beer day is it's
not actually hold day likepeople are lucky to survive to
the afternoon and then like thereal Yeah, then like the real
veterans will like sleep it offa little and then pick back up
and then there'll be done bylike evening and then others
will literally just be like havegone so hard that they're just

(38:23):
really sleeping through thewhole day

like it's definitely Murph. Murph asleep
for a couple hours and go backout.

Murph (38:30):
Yeah, I was Murphy. I

couldn't do that.

Murph (38:33):
I not so much anymore as I'm getting older, but I used
to. I used to puke and rally.

Yes. Merv used to be able to that was

Murph (38:40):
that was the sign that things were getting good was I
had gone to the bathroomdiscreetly impute? Yes. Well, I
say discreetly, well, basicallypeople be like, where did Murph
go? Like I hate to go but I wantto puke. And I come back up with
Todd. I'm like, yep.

When we lost, though, when Murph came back and
from the bathroom, he knewexactly what he did. And Murph,
I swear it was like, game seven.
He knew what he was doing. He'slike, I know. I know what I got
to do to win this thing. Yep.
And he just he found a way tocoast for me. I was like I was
out after the first half likelisten guys, I'm tired. I'll
die. Big pitch when it comes tothat, like longevity

Murph (39:18):
that's fair. Yeah, first, you know how to coast god yeah.

Merv takes momentum baby he grew up he rides

Murph (39:25):
but then what happens is sometimes like goes too long.
And then when people are gonnaleave that's when I start
doubting drinks it's dangerous.
It's like

oh no, they're closing

Murph (39:37):
shit but

agree beer day was fantastic. Yeah, you guys ever
get oh god Miami's I mean itseems like a lot more colleges
are doing it now. Yeah, housethey did a few years after I
started adopting it but Miami'slike number one,

Murph (39:50):
I'm sure we're Yeah, I'm sure we're not the ones that
invented it. But we pretty muchtreat it like we're the ones
that invented it. It's like I goyou does it too and all that but
like, I don't know what it ispeople little They come to the
campus to do to participate init like people that don't go to
Miami come to the campus to doit. Like it's just a very big
thing. Just really I don't knowhow to explain it.

I've ever seen a bunch of kids like this is on
Greenbrier day a couple youprobably my two years before I
left I've ever seen drunk kidsand they will just wander
theirselves over to the skylinechili Yeah, and I'm like America
myself. This is not gonna endwell. No guy man I remember like
the whole place and it's prettybig place but it was just

(40:30):
packed. It's just like

Murph (40:33):
oh everyone Yeah, but not another handful because it is
literally like literally like adrink away from alcohol
poisoning like it's like it'sreally bad. It's bad. So yeah,
so

but the thing is like that's great about that
whole stupid but it's it'sbasically like they die the beer
all the bars uptown. Yeah, theydie. There's beer green food
coloring in it. It's all it is.
Yeah. And so people are alwaysfascinated by they're like, oh
my god, it's cream beer day.
Whatever it is. Every year I dothat anytime. Anytime you go to
Kroger, get yourself some greenfood coloring right what

(41:06):
yourself now? It's a special tois today, right? It

Murph (41:10):
is to show you like Pac mentality or whatever you want
to call it where it's like,there's really no historical
significance to it and justcollege get I guess that's just
called a nutshell. Like, yes.

So they act like we found the goal

Murph (41:26):
sacrifice. The goal took us to Miami.

Understand he gave his blood for this? Yeah.

Murph (41:36):
Oh my gosh, before leprechaun, right. Oh my gosh.
Yeah. No, it's like, did youknow they made a motion movie?
St. Patrick's Day. Oh, no. Yeah,like though. claymation ones
like the like you that we like?
It's like the root of it allthat? Yeah. I saw it one day. I
was like, What the hell is this?

(41:56):
Like? Yeah, it was like, weshould not watch right. It was
like the legend of like St.
Patrick's Day slash like thefounding of Ireland. It was like
the weirdest thing. I was like,it's interesting.

Like, counting of Ireland. Yeah. So okay, so
funny. Baseball merchant routes?

Murph (42:13):
Yeah, well, I'm found out that we got kicked out of
Ireland and a lot of ourfamilies in Scotland now so we
must have done something reallybad to get kicked out of there.
I will get kicked out of Englandto go to Ireland and then get
kicked out of Ireland Muslims.
I'm real bad.

You know what we're gonna have a podcast on location
just for that reason.

Murph (42:30):
Like, Oh, it's you Murphy clan. And I'm like, There's a
billion Murphy's out there. Iknow. The fuck out of here.

Apparently Merck has a turf war with the O'Brien

Murph (42:41):
apparently. Rockets. Why did you pick that?

I know so many O'Brien's. Everyone ever asked.
Like, are you Irish? Yeah. fullblooded. Basically. Not even
Scottish just full blooded.

Murph (42:54):
I'm like, okay. No, I Yeah. According to my my dad's
sides. My grandfather is like, Ithink they immigrated here from
Scotland. And it was like, yeah,he's still got family over
there. And it was like, Yeah,Murphy's Irish name, but we're
not Yeah, we we'd left there forsome reason. So now I want to
know, right, same

Jesus. I want to know this history. Now. Any
genealogists I'm

Murph (43:19):
finding out will either last name. Good luck, or that

the most vanilla name? Yeah. Tyler Murphy. Yeah.

Murph (43:27):
My father's name Gordon Murphy. Good luck with that one.

Gord Murphy. Gordon Murphy.

Murph (43:36):
Yeah, take you down a rabbit hole.

It's Oh, wow.

Murph (43:39):
There's too many people.

I think I saw one time where just like a football
player. highly recruited out ofhigh school. Yeah. What's your
name? The Hurley the black kidtoo. I was like, Wow, good
athlete. I've heard of that,too. Yeah. That's like wow,
that's not Murph. Nope. Not theMurphy. No,

Murph (43:54):
I mean, no. For a few reasons, probably.

Based on California like Dan Murphy has.

Murph (44:00):
I am all over the place man. It's just when you think
you know me I'm I'm there with a

Unknown (44:05):
spry athlete. Spry.
interesting word.

Murph (44:09):
Can you define that word?

Nimble. Okay, that we're

Murph (44:15):
gonna say sprouted word like it is the word. You're just
saying. Sprite. We took the Tout of it. No, it is a word. You
spell if

sP r y Spry, Spry Sprite. Oh,

Murph (44:27):
interesting. Google this now I've never

heard I always want to use that word in the
sentence. It

Murph (44:33):
wasn't like a word of the day. No.

Unknown (44:35):
It's such a weird word.
It's like I gotta use this oh mygosh, yeah,

Murph (44:38):
I tell you right active lively Wow. Yeah.

Close enough. Right

Murph (44:47):
oh, my gosh.

grimy Mr.

Murph (44:50):
Potter used it correctly, but not really.

It Oh my god.

Murph (44:56):
I won't give you the satisfaction Zack.

Yeah, Miss starving kicked out of Ireland. Exactly
just in time for

Murph (45:04):
killed you forget it. You bring it back to beat me up.
I've been kicked out Island isremember.

I'll take you out just like the old Brian's like
okay fine.

Murph (45:13):
You don't know why when you're talking about that now
reminds me of was that Disneymovie with the basketball guy?
He was an Irish leprechaun lookat the Irish. Oh they kept
saying Erie and I was like Youmean Ira like no Erie? No like
Cleveland

a oh boy it's our it's like my father's from
Cleveland. Oh hi yeah I don'tcare what you say that's a great
it's a good movie. It's x rayDICOM oh my gosh, yes, Jesus.

Murph (45:46):
I have a feeling of I want you to be like What the
fuck? But it was like back thenit was like not a bad Disney
Channel movie like

kind of lawsuit the whole you know him owning the
potato chip.

Murph (45:56):
Yeah, that's kind of interesting. And it's such a

potato chip.

Murph (46:02):
You know, potatoes and oh my gosh, or unfortunately to
like, which I always find weird.
It was like, the mother's side.
It was like they're doing thisrich history. And the dad's
like, oh, no, I'm just fromOhio. And it's like, really?
Like what you're gonna do

is coin gets stolen. So she's spending more
and more like into a leprechaun.
So like mom would says it'shaggis. And then she gives them
like the bucket with like thepig's feet. Yeah, so it's
traditional Irish food is likehow much was it?

Murph (46:29):
And then he starts picking up an Irish accent like
a werewolf. Gets the ears gowhen I'm just like, what's like,
Oh, God, are they they wereleprechauns. Right? That's what
Yeah, to allude to.

Yeah, they're leprechauns because they're
lucky coin. They the kid has afamily heirloom. Oh, that's
right.

Murph (46:45):
I lost it. That band stole it?

Yeah, yeah, so if you lost the coin then they turn
the leprechauns and slowly weirdwhat so if I explain it it
sounds right

Murph (46:54):
here. It starts sounds terrible, but do you watch it?
It's entertaining.

So 90s guys a great idea. If you lose his coin he
turns into a leprechaun.

Murph (47:04):
You can say he lost his lucky charm

you killed it.
Killed it.

Murph (47:13):
Oh, man. That is a serial here in the US Lucky Charms. Oh
in Canada, but yeah.

Germany today.

Murph (47:21):
I think it's so full of shit that they would be like No,
this is disgusting.

Oh, GMO.

Murph (47:28):
GM Oh my gosh.

It's like oh, here maple glaze we take St. Patty's
Day very serious very

Murph (47:38):
seriously. very seriously. We take our chalets
and we

all God don't even bring that up

Murph (47:46):
like it's a weapon.

I know. When I was in high school, we had Oh yeah,

Murph (47:52):
forgot about this. We like the worst thing.

So if you guys like in this area

Murph (47:59):
or chalet is not real quick or

dog gets what?
Surely he's like, uh, was itsticks pretty much a walking

Murph (48:05):
stick while they put the top of it's like heavy and like
bulbous. Like yeah, so that likeThere you go. You can move a
sore arm and there you go. Youcan like you can literally like
beat someone to death with it.
So like yeah, it's Irishbreeding stick it's mostly known
for like I think it was kind oflike folklore that like old
Irish men would walk around withit but then you could go to find
out that there was like amedieval weapon. Anyway.

So the wrong right.
Yeah, so like the areas aroundhere. We went to school and high
school in Dublin. So like theyit's obviously the Irish theme.
So every high school is namedlike after an Irish the mascot
so yeah,

Murph (48:44):
coffin it's the rocks even though supposed to be
shamrock but shamrocks.

shamrocks and you got the Irish? Yeah. Then High
School. We went to your Celtic'sand emphasis on the kilts. Yep.
Everyone want to say Celtics?
Correct? Nope. Celtic. So Iplayed football there. And our
coach got this bright idea.
Instead of just having the pridestickers on our helmets. He
decided said like anybody withthe hardest hit from the week

(49:09):
before. We're going to have thegolden chalet. And you wouldn't
every week. And I think, I thinkone of my teammates Rick got one
at one week. I want it for knowfor my own stupid reasons. I was
like, I just wanna swing thatthing around. Just start hitting
kids with it. Stupid crap. Thetime is idle at school stuff.
Yeah. But my teammate Ray who'ssix fives who's big All right.

(49:34):
Hard hit from last week goodfrom Rick and it's like yeah,
brace up above his head. And assoon as he did our head coach
like well, they should treat itlike an actual like weapon like
Jesus not gonna beat you withit.

Murph (49:51):
But the racist

blackmail the attack Yeah. Man yet the
appropriate

Murph (50:01):
it was literally to and again think Jerome would have
all three was the booziest ofall three so we got like a
bagpipe player that would likeserenade you guys out every game
like it was like a whole thingand and you guys are good for a
while like you guys were oneseason but your garbage was the
title we've got like all thesophomore year yeah got this bag
paper leading and then they gotstill got a bell as well like

(50:23):
they just basically have allthese traditions but like

alright victory bell everybody like know the
victory bell they have everysingle field but yeah we were
special because they had likethe it was weird because like
they were introduced us to comeout in the field and then they
would have I mean run out of thefield that come out and then
they had a bag fight for likeslowly taking this time and just
doing this little song whatnot.
Everyone's like having like torun around them like I don't

(50:50):
want to I don't want to bumpthis guy over just go around
them. It's like he just casuallywalks up center of the field
like

Murph (51:03):
just has already warmed up and ready to go. kick offs
happened and he's still walking

guys playing like the most emotional song ever.
He's got some feelings he has towork through. We're just like, I

Murph (51:12):
when we do live solo, we kick them off and we just let
them finish. You feel bad, buttechnically like yeah, he's like

the only one who does it. So you're like, right,
I don't know. He's a rare breed.

Murph (51:23):
I mean, it was just for a lot of things. But I think most
of the time a lot of bagpipesongs were like for this spirit
going into the next realm forthe Irish like oh, I'll take
that all that Yeah, so it's likemake sense. Yes. It's like one
of those things where it's likeoh, like Yeah, it's not meant to
play a banger. It's kind of likeman that Purple Rain

she's lit bro see the way the man squeezing the
bags, right? She's pupper

Murph (51:52):
I'm pretty sure he's playing levels by Vici

man shit bussen

Murph (51:58):
bro right. Pushing P

Damn. Good times

Murph (52:04):
are like pushing bag.

Credit credible Murph, you're on fire. Just like
the bagpiper guys got somefeeling workout

Murph (52:13):
right. Oh my gosh.

So we actually will not be

Murph (52:17):
yeah oh, I guess I should say hey, tell him Oh, wow. We
will be taking Well I guess wewere kind of already on a hiatus
because of unfortunately justour work life schedules getting
a while since we were able to doit. Thank you for adding that.
But we will definitely be takinga week off. There you go. You
shut the fuck ash All right. Nowwe will be taking a week off

(52:43):
because I am going to Sin CityVegas. Unfortunately, I will be
there for a few days for work.
So I will not be having too muchfun. And then I'm staying a few
days after to have fun and seewhich I am super excited for
Yeah, my first Vegas GoldenKnights game when they play
against Chicago. So I'm lookingforward and we'll try to take
videos and pictures and thingslike that, that Zach can share

(53:06):
whatever he wants to do with it.
And obviously hopefully havesome good stories for you guys
when I come back personalcollection. Right? So I have
been to Vegas once but when Iwas there it was like, like five
years ago six years ago and thatwas when Vegas did not have a
hockey team. So this will be myfirst time experiencing all of
it and I'm pretty pumped in thatalso kind of fun thing I found

(53:28):
out that I haven't seen in along time is it's a noon game
their time is like an afternoongame. Yeah, so it's gonna be
kind of fear weird. So mygirlfriend's being either and I
told her I was like, well, onSaturday we're getting up
getting coffee and going rightto the rink because I guess they
have really cool like pregamerituals and things like I think
they have like a drum line andall that stuff. Yeah. So it's
pretty cool.

Look, I'm I'm looking very forward to it like
to be there early for the skatearound.

Murph (53:51):
Right. Literally everyone I've talked to that have
experienced that. Even my dad aseasoned 20 No, sorry. Yeah,
probably 2029 Maybe 30 1000s of30 year veteran was like, Tyler
take vacation and watch thegame. He's like it's insane. So
I've heard the building justnuts in Vegas right now. Vegas

(54:11):
hunting for a playoff spots. SoI imagine. Yeah, I imagine not
going to be I hope Chicago doeswell, I don't think they will. I
will support them. But Vegas isjust Vegas is good. And they're
looking to make a playoff run.
So I know that that's gonnahappen. So their call

is coming back home. So

Murph (54:27):
luckily, flurry Oh, yeah, sorry. Sorry. Fire. Yeah. Thank
you, sir. I think this alreadyhappened though. Basically.
Yeah. Okay. So when you playteams in your own conference, so
because Vegas isn't the lastconference with Chicago? I think
they're guaranteed to play eachother three times. So I think I
think it may have alreadyhappened, but I'm not 100% Sure.
Okay. But yeah, it will be donelike that. Yes, go. Yes. So

(54:49):
looking forward to that. Sounfortunately, I'm sorry. We'll
be taking a week off but alsoI'm not sorry that I'm going to
experience the school stuff andI'll make sure to hopefully have
fun. Sorry for you guys. Eventhough unfortunately, you My
girlfriend's are very tame. Sowe've already like talked about
things we're going to do thereand it's like, I don't know if
we're going to make our way to aclub. Vegas is fucking
expensive. So I don't know ifyou want to do that, like, last

(55:10):
time I was there I was at MGM.
And we went to their club inMGM, which is awesome. And a
Vici was playing, and it wasgreat. Beer was like, 12 bucks
for a bottle beer. Oh, yeah, I'mlike, I'm lucky I'm not not
gonna do that. So some of thethings obviously like, anytime
you go to Vegas, those thathaven't been like, you got to do
a show like I did a Cirque duSoleil show was awesome. Kind of
weird. But Penn and Teller,their magic show was awesome.

(55:35):
Nice. Um, you know, doing thatstuff. This time around. I saw
also Liberace Museum, which iskind of funny, though. Yeah, it
was kind of funny

for some of you picture of that years ago. It's
like it was hilarious. Hey,you're just gay this guy? I
don't think I said that. Likethat, but he sent me like
pictures of his outfit. Like youwould wear this right?

Murph (55:57):
Yeah, it's very, very flashy. I think this year
though, they have a cool mobmuseum so I'm gonna go check
that out because I love mobhistory stuff. So go check that
out. It's pretty cool

stone Fincher off too far right don't go to gold
and silver Pawn Shop though

Murph (56:12):
oh I know right? I hear that's like not as cool like
it's like a kind of a yeah it'slike bitch to get into I've
heard

it is certain times but I mean it's like they've
been there see?

Murph (56:22):
See how far down the strip it is. I am staying on the
strip which is cool well yeah, IIt's basically just one strip of
where all the for those I don'tknow it's just one but I'm sure
everyone knows just one strip ofwhere all like the casinos are
and stuff like that. So it'spretty cool. It's

I had a guy come in one time to the store I was
working at and he actuallyironically is from that area
nice guy and he's

Murph (56:44):
like here it's actually like pretty cool to live in
Vegas. Like it's not as bad aspeople think knows

this little sketch basically because that's like
this woman's the writers firstmoved Oh, okay, so he's just
like people don't know like overthere like if you're on the
strip you're fine. But if you golike say like a couple blocks
off like he's like things canget pretty sketchy pretty quick.
He's like there's just a lot ofgangs off of the side off the

(57:10):
strip and it's like people justlove you they don't give a shit.
Like they just that basicallyit's on me but this is years ago
so you don't know if it's thesame now or not. I've heard the

Murph (57:19):
police because of the tourism they do things heavier
now because that's what theytalk about how the homeless live
like yeah underneath the stripand like these like lawless.
What does it call it like Stormtunnels?

Oh yeah,

Murph (57:31):
but anyway yeah, that'd be curative insured. Well, now
it makes you wonder I'm tryingto remember where my hotel is.
But I don't know if it's exactlyoff the strip but it's like
literally right across thestreet from the arena. Oh yeah.
So you guys should be okay.

Unknown (57:44):
You should be fine. Not ever

Murph (57:45):
well hopefully then I make it back for the next bar as
well. I've been stabbed and I'mdead in Vegas. Now if you were
Zacks comm in Zach's gonna beatme with baseball bat

maybe with a gold chalet?

Murph (57:57):
Yeah, there you go. stole it from Jerome come from La La.
Sounds like a porno

cheese. Oh, as always guys, if you guys like
this content make sure you guysfollow us on all social medias
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Patreon as well help support thethe podcast so Murph can eat

(58:27):
once more than once a day.

Murph (58:29):
That'd be great. That'd be great. You guys help with the
chair so we also help

he had to make this sweater out of out of hay. Yes.
Yeah. So by the day Hello. Thatwas very What do you say?

Murph (58:41):
Also made some things out of clay.

But yes, as always, thank you guys. I we will both
see you guys next week, Murph.

Murph (58:50):
Happy St. Patrick's Day and goodbye, Murph.

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