Marked Safe: A Disaster Podcast

Marked Safe: A Disaster Podcast

Are you Marked Safe? Join friends Brianne and Melanie as they come together to share some of the worlds most incredible disaster stories and delve into the details and fallout from them.


September 28, 2022 51 min

This week, there's a lot of crying, Brianne has news about cooking, someone's panda love goes a step too far, an elephant flies, and disaster relief gets serious.

Content warnings: public harassment/stranger danger situation, graphic description of wounds to legs, elephant abuse/culling/peril.


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This week, Brianne thinks you're being obtuse, crawfish are too much from a spiritual standpoint, we progress through a bracket full of horrors, Brianne is fluffing as we speak, a new way of dealing with competitors emerges, and Taco Bell pinch hits for Denny's after a crime spree.

Content warnings: deaths of multiple children with moderate description of injuries beginning at 16:48, arson, injury to dog.


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This week, Melanie can see into Cody's soul, Brianne hates ocean bugs, you're gonna get fucked up on a new level, and Melanie wants to go out on Fabio's face.

Content warnings: decapitation, brief and non-detailed description of deaths of young child at 18:30, plane crash, death of teenager, injury to 6 year old who survives, gun violence, drowning death of 11 year old, detailed description of domestic violence involving...

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This month, Melanie is the puppeteer, Brianne does not receive sneaky garlic bread, one bracket ends and a new one begins, it can't hurt to be horny, Melanie highlights a good cause, and Brianne has to eat her words.

Content warnings: monsoon, lightning strike, corpses, mafia, flooding, drowning, gambling addiction, homelessness, fingers being cut off, drug use, shooting death, very brief mention of CSA.

Disaster begins at 7:30


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This week, a field trip has a plot twist, Brianne loves skinks but Melanie loves skanks, Brianne gladly alienates 1/12-1/4 of our listeners, Melanie has a hot take about Pisces, the final petty bracket all comes down to Brianne's mood, Melanie wants to send you crab legs in the mail, your kidneys are taken by force, and Melanie simply does not receive a theory.

Disaster begins at 21:00.

Content warnings: alcohol/drinking, plane c...

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This week, Melanie is a boss babe, Brianne cannot believe the audacity, movie execs are gross, and Sandwich Daddy saves the day.

Content warnings: structural collapse with injuries, car/motorcycle crash with severe injuries, severe facial injury/degloving, coma, life support, death of spouse, limb amputation.

Disaster begins at 8:50.


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This week, we are accidentally twinning on a collaboration episode, all the skeleton horses are in a warehouse, Melanie's podcast endgame finally comes to fruition, Brianne loves receipts, Melanie is a black-hearted skunk, Brianne has murder in her heart and does not light up rooms, Ireland stays in her lane.

Content warnings: poor treatment of horses while making movies, snakes, drowning, body recovery, verbal abuse by parent, ...

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This time, we're your little puppets, Melanie finds her bug-out name, Sarah knows how to distract in a crisis, an anonymous writer has an Israel Keyes connection, a second anonymous writer is a nervous bean, a third anonymous writer comes through with some quick and dirty family tea, Kris protects his nuts and berries, a quick course is too quick, and Christy throws a punch in a hurricane.

Content warnings: tornadoes, serial kil...

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This week, Melanie googles a boob, Brianne loses confidence in areolae, we would like answers from FCC snitches, Brianne wants a turbulent ride, no one knows about ghost kitchens, and human complexities strike again.

Disaster begins at 20:49.

Content warnings: transport disaster with fatalities, Nazism, death of dog, children in peril, dismemberment, graphic description of fatal and non-fatal burn injuries throughout.


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This week, Melanie doesn't know what she's wishing for, Dakota Johnson isn't having it, Ohio meets somebody's standards, baboons get fired, and carefree beaver thoughts end abruptly.

Content warnings: mono, crushing death, loss of teenage daughter, animal attacks, death of penguin at 41:00, death of owl, death of beaver, death of wife/mother, inadequate medical care, boogers/kids getting things stuck up their noses.


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This week, we explore human complexities, a Cody-centric blooper gets left in, yet another governor victim-blames, and Melanie fantasizes about toad vengeance.

Content warnings: flood, landslide, volcanic eruption, implied death of horses, death of family including children 22:10, extended wait for search and rescue, difficult body identification, various non-graphic references to dead wildlife and pets.

Surviving the Mount St....

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This week, Australians are pesky, Brianne hates it all, Melanie points her victim blaming in an unusual direction, Brianne wants an upper limit, Buzzfeed chooses violence, Stanley doesn't believe in earthquakes, a governor gets excited, we get a classic chaotic man, and a massive bulge grows at a rapid rate.

Content warnings: earthquakes, fatal plane crash, non-graphic mention of vomit and diarrhea around 32:40, non-fatal ferris...

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This week, a nightclub reviewer throws subtle shade, we remember our dead, something is bad, and we explore new organ donation possibilities.

In respect to todays episode, please consider making a donation to the onePULSE foundation created by the owner of the Pulse Nightclub.

“Our mission is to create and support a memorial that opens hearts, a museum that opens minds, educational programs that open eyes and legacy scholarships that...

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This week, toddlers fuck up, Melanie is remorseless, Brianne wants to encounter a dumb motherf***er, does Brianne dirty, Ohio is on its bullshit, Brianne is promised a haunted trunk, Melanie poops on her girlfriend's couch, and we pass the Bechdel test.

Content warnings: accident that leads to amputation, food poisoning discussed throughout but no graphic descriptions of vomiting and mildly graphic descriptions of dia...

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June 8, 2022 73 min

This week, Melanie has to use the safeword, Shania Twain lives her best life, two men share similar experiences, a mom goes too far, and we finally broach one of America's worst disasters.

Content warnings: body shaming, war injuries, PTSD, assassination attempt, gun violence, brief discussion of civil rights/racism, involuntary outing, homophobia, alcoholism, delayed discovery of dead body, xenophobia, 9/11.

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This week, Melanie isn't marked safe, we find the limits of Brianne's love, the Disney songs bracket comes to a close and the Petty Pop Culture Moments bracket begins, a LEGOLAND pirate is not the job to have, and Melanie discovers the seedy underbelly of Pokemon.

Content warnings: death by rollercoaster collision, murder of women/teenager/pregnant woman, gymnastics/stuntman injury, head trauma, paralysis, detailed descripti...

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May 25, 2022 30 sec
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This week, the Disney bracket comes to a close, Brianne is THE villain, Melanie is wrong about Scar, Brianne wants to be a cult leader, cats should not make out, we rethink our futures as brakemen, and Melanie is attacked by a kangaroo.

Content warnings: cults, riots, police violence, derailed rollercoaster, death of children 44:30-49:43, graphic description of accident scene/blood, animal testing, animal mauling, serious injury to ...

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This week, we drop our first dummy thicc listener story episode, Brianne pulls off a long con and warms up to eating a lizard, Melanie has inspirational thoughts on being a bully at any age, Big Shark finally catches up to us, we have solid advice for angry snipers, and Brianne gets pregnant on the first date (with a podcast baby).

Content warnings: depression, cooking and eating a lizard (graphic), insect swarm, non-graphic mention...

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This week, we are disaster girls, Brianne is trying to be mysterious, Ole shows up our seven year olds, some afternoon delight ends in flames, a man wins his own contest, Brianne hatches a new conspiracy theory, both of us love a rogue wave, we make a wish on a t-rex, Melanie appreciates her bush, and we encourage you to donate a secret.

Content warnings: structural fires.

Documentary. (2014). A Lego Brickumentary.
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