Married, Divorced & Dating

Let’s chat about marriage! 

This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed!

Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days! 

Plus, Carl has discovered the Swingathon festival! $550 for tent sex – would you attend?? And speaking of Carl, let's just say he’s been spending more time on...

Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of. 

Story time! We had a listener write in after listening to episode 87 around 50/50 in a relationship and ha...

London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat! 

Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want’s to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would describe as an anal rail gun.

Rachel’s story this week is an oldie but a goodie. One she kept just between her friends at the start, b...

Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person? 

We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal.

Carl has some questions about ‘fanny’ that he really wants to ask Rachel as a ‘fanny’ owner.

Frontal wedgies, clit tingles, fanny flutters we cover it all! 

Happy Listening!...

Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you! 

Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in front of thei...

Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn….

After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so happened to go out for brunch with a friend who had a story to tell about his experience about a once in a lifetime opportunity involving cuckholding with an incredible view in on of the tallest buildings in London that he stumbled across on grinder!

Instagram served us an incredible video arou...

Roly poley blowy, 15min wank gap, and everything in between! Another life and sex catch-up with Carl and Rachel before we head into the good stuff!

We are joined by the incredible Tessa from LA who opens up about marching to the beat of her own drum, and is so open to all things sexual, plus challenges the status quo! She’s got plenty of stories to tell, however this week she kicks it off with a bang - or two!  She delivers an amaz...

We recap on last weeks dirty talk to see how much Rachel learnt from Carl and see how it went in the bedroom in real life

After another week of digging into the archives, we bring up an old chat with award-winning comedian, Nick Rado where the tables turn and he ends up interviewing us! We touch on Carl’s journey to parenthood, self-love, anal, and new lessons in every relationship passing, and how to be the best person you can b...

The grapefruit method has made its way back form the youtube grave! Have you tried it? Will you try it?

Rachel needs some help with her dirty talk so turns to ChatGPT to help! Does the robot or Carl help more? 

We have also dug into the archives and found an amazing story from our friend Emma about dating in Dubai! How would you find this date?! 

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Welcome back and thank you for joining us in 2024! We’re so happy to kick this year off back in the studio together as Rachel has been flown back to the country for two months of work, and to tour with her boyfriend 👀

Hear all about her struggles with settling into London, and navigating her first relationship after marriage (5 years ago), and an update on Carl finding balance in his beautiful family life, plus his nipple kink! 

#81  - Roadhead hunting

How long should you be dating someone before you enter their family chat? 

We would love to hear your thoughts! 

This weeks guest, another listener submitted a very adventurous roadhead story, which is absolutely classic! But please, don't try this at home! 

Then we go way back down memory lane to Rachels's wedding where one of the grooms friends tries to fight her dad! What a yarn! 

And until next yea...

You are in for a TREAT with this episode! We are joined by the insanely amazing Morgan Penn, a certified Somatic Sexologist who gives us the best step-by-step guide to easing your way into anal for beginners.

She shares some insightful tips and tricks to make this experience a lot less daunting.

But first, we are treated to an incredible remix of a song from Rachel’s boyfriend which we really need the world to hear and we need y...

Welcome back to another week of unfiltered shit chat! 

Carl has come up with a twisted game for all the voyagers out there! Could be a bit of fun! Let us know if you're up for it! 

Rachel has also found a way to really kill the mood when about to get down and dirty, 

But luckily Carl has put the boots and underwear test to use, and saved the sexy.

Our guest Dan this week shares the great length he went into for a one-night stand ...

Ring sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week! 

We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first sexual awakening. He keeps oversharing about another time he gets stuck up a tree, naked… 

Rachel then shares part 3 of her journey to...

We are opening this episode as wide as our legs this week and touch on Manscape Monday - let's all get behind it! 

We are then treated to an incredible story submitted to us from one of our listeners recounting their first experience stumbling upon an unexpected orgy.

Rachel then shared part two of her journey to her relationship, which includes ticking another wild ‘fuck-it-list’ item off her chart! 

And that's not all! Get ...

Despite a few technical hiccups and a thrilling touch of global separation, WE ARE BACK and up to our usual bullshit!

Catch up with our adventures of the past few months and brace yourself for Rachel’s massive life update that promises to shake things up!

We also tap back into Rachel's "fuck-it" list to see what she achieved before leaving to London.

But that's not all; our amazing guest, Patty shares a tale about a romantic ‘fr...

It’s no longer a pie in the sky, Rachel has booked her flights and is leaving for London.

Naturally, Carl wants to make sure she ticks off a few more things on her ‘Fuck It List’ as well as figuring out a way to cover the cost of her flights! Hear the list and what she has less than a month to achieve! 

But first, we are joined by Troy, who shares a recent story where he definitely clocked Tinder!  

We think we could say Ménage à...

Rachel has taken the deep throat tips from last week and put them into practice and you do not want to miss this voice message she left Carl! 

We are then joined by The Edge Breakfast show host, Dan Webby where he talks about one of the sexual enconters he had with a partner where he agreed to try out a new kink to see if it was something he is in to. 

Rachel then talks about one of the favorite dates she has been taken on, which...

We’re hitting it at both ends this episode! 

First, the self-proclaimed deep throat queen joins us to teach us step-by-step on giving the perfect deep throating blowjob! Grab yourself a fallic object and join us in the very detailed training session on going to town on dick.

We then explore an incredible top 10 list of things have gotten stuck in their butts!

Also, Is Rachel using Chat GPT for relationship advice?! 

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