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June 3, 2025 60 mins

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Ready your wands and prepare your potions as Christa, Chris, Josh, and Siobhan join Matt to embark on a magical journey through the wizarding world with an epic Harry Potter-themed trivia night. This butterbeer-fueled showdown transforms our regular "Think or Drink" game with special Hogwarts-inspired power-ups like the Marauder's Map and the Pensieve, allowing players to access behind-the-scenes movie facts or explore the differences between the books and films.

The competition quickly heats up as Chris reveals himself to be a walking Potter encyclopedia, prompting the others to form an alliance worthy of Dumbledore's Army against him. Laughter erupts as players debate their Hogwarts houses, struggle with Latin spell pronunciations, and discover fascinating trivia gems – like a very famous actor being turned down for the role of Hagrid due to J.K. Rowling's insistence on an all-British cast.

As homemade butterbeer flows (complete with homemade whipped cream topping) and Dragon's Milk bourbon barrel-aged stout enters the mix, the questions range from wand cores and forgotten common room  passwords to scenes from the novels that never made it into the movies. Throughout it all, nostalgia weaves through the competitive atmosphere as contestants share their first experiences with Harry Potter.

The friendly rivalry culminates in an unexpected victory that proves even the most knowledgeable wizard can be outmaneuvered with the right strategy. So grab your favorite magical beverage, tune in, and test your own Potter knowledge alongside us.

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Matt (00:00):
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 , 1.

Siobhan (00:12):
We have liftoff.

Matt (00:17):
Welcome to Matt and Friends Drink the Universe.

Christa (00:21):
Drink the Universe.

Matt (00:25):
Welcome back to Matt and Friends Drink the universe.
Welcome back to Matt andFriends, drink the Universe.
The theme for today is Think ordrink.
Are you thinking or you drinking?
This episode Harry Pottertrivia and just a quick refresh

(00:48):
on the rules and then, like Inormally do, I'm going to make
some tweaks on the end.
Anyway, think or Drink is ourclassic trivia game, where
players start with six points.
The last person with pointsremaining wins Correct answers.
Let you choose someone to losea point and drink, while
incorrect answers will cause youto lose a point and drink.
For difficult questions, youhave two options.
First, you can make it a doubleto get help from someone else.

(01:09):
If your collective answer iscorrect, you can choose
individually to gain a point orto make somebody else drink and
lose a point.
If you're wrong, both of youlose a point and drink.
Or you can put it on their tabby selecting someone to answer
for you.
If they're right, you lose apoint and drink.
If they're right, you lose apoint and drink.
If they're wrong, you gain apoint.

(01:29):
Make sure to balance potentialrisk and reward when you put it
on their tab, and I have my ownpersonal squad of Dementors
drinking the universe again withme today.
I take offense to that.

Chris (01:40):
Yeah, seriously.

Siobhan (01:41):
Whoa, I do like chocolate though.
So you know, I don't know.
No, I agree, I agree for youall.

Matt (01:48):
If I'm a dementor, I guess so we're gonna go this way down
the couch.
There you go great.

Siobhan (01:54):
Uh hi avada, how are you?

Matt (01:56):
it's siobhan wow, and chris, I am josh and krista and
I am your host, matt, and wejust went through the rules.
So I have a few quick remindersfor everybody, and then two fun
things for Harry Potter triviatoday.
The first there are seven books, so we're going to start with
seven points.
We're going to drag it out justa little bit, but not too long.
We normally do seven pointsanyway, so I should just change
the intro at this point.

(02:17):
A reminder about putting it ontheir tab.
When you do that, you arepunting the question to somebody
else, so if they get it right,they get to give a drink to the
person that punted the question.
If they get it wrong, you earna point.
So risk and reward balance.
Chris, I went back to youroriginal explanation for that
one to make sure we were gettingit right, because for many

(02:37):
episodes we were not using thatcorrectly at all.
Indeed, I added two additionaloptions for this game.
These do not result in anypoints changes or major
mechanical shifts, but the firstis the Marauder's Map.
This will get you making oftype questions.
So if you hear your questionyou're like, no, I'd rather do
the Marauder's Map.
You can do that.
This is going to be making ofcharacters, casting, that sort
of thing.
For the movies, you must usethe correct phrase to trigger

(03:00):
the map and to put it away.
So if you don't know, I'm nothelping you, and if you don't
use that, you're going to end upwith a cosmic chug for not
putting the map away.
How many of these do we have?
You can use that one time.
Everybody also can use thePensieve.
You can use that once as well.
As we know, the Pensieve allowsyou to experience and
re-examine memories, so thiswill allow you to get an

(03:22):
alternate question that focuseson key differences between the
movies and the books.
You can use that once as well.
So you're not.
I can't guarantee that by usingeither one of those you'll make
your life any easier, but youwill get a different question
out of the deal.

Josh (03:33):
And that's one time as well.
Yes, all right.
So everyone has seven points,everyone has a Marauder's Map,
everyone has a pensive, everyonehas a make it a double and
everyone has a put it on theirtab.

Matt (03:43):
And the most important part, everybody has a butterbeer
in front of them right now.

Chris (03:48):
I will Actually pretty tasty, matt, you're slightly
redeeming yourself.

Siobhan (03:51):
I know he is.

Matt (03:52):
I'm doing my best here.
My drinks for the first coupleseasons were a little suspect.
So as we enter 2025,.

Siobhan (03:57):
I'm trying to do.
Good, let's go with all thethings that you usually bring to
this.
Things were in cups.

Matt (04:02):
Okay, and there's going to be an episode before this that
involves some highly suspecttuna tacos.

Josh (04:08):
Oh, my goodness, as the only person here who had to
smell those.

Christa (04:12):
Oh man, you guys are all lucky that you didn't have
to be here for that.
I'm so glad I'm here for a nicesweet drink, right.

Siobhan (04:18):
Yeah, picked well, yippee.

Matt (04:20):
I will put up the recipe for this online.
I did hand whip the whippedcream topping here.

Josh (04:26):
Oh no, he did it with a machine, a hand machine that was
plugged in.

Matt (04:29):
My hand was involved.
My hand was involved.

Christa (04:32):
If your hand holds the mixer, does it count?

Matt (04:36):
It didn't make this sound coming out of a whipped cream
thing.
It didn't make that sound.

Siobhan (04:40):
Okay, you homemade the whipped cream in my home Good
job, Matt.

Christa (04:46):
It was made in the home Great work.

Matt (04:49):
I will tell you that when I made this granted, it was for
six servings.
There are three quarters of acup of vodka in here and two
cups of schnapps.
Yippee, this one will sneak upon you if you down it like real
fast Well sneak up, it will,because I'm drinking this fast
it will.
Avada your cadaver, so becareful.

Christa (05:06):
They're going to be like Siobhan, you have to drink.
You're going to be like oh,shoot, yes.

Josh (05:11):
That was the second Avada Kedavra joke.
So far.

Siobhan (05:13):
I know, get ready what's the over under.

Matt (05:15):
Probably seven, 15 or 20.
I'm scared be seven.
Harry Potter puns glory.
I will Everyone's dead and Iwin, perfect.
Should we go ahead and getstarted?
Sure, why not Do we have anyvolunteers?
Who wants to go first?

Siobhan (05:33):
I mean I'll go first, I'm sitting here.
I feel, like go big or go home,right Real.

Matt (05:38):
Alright, Well, here we go.
Our own Hermione Granger.
What is the name of the pub inHogsmeade where Harry Potter and
his friends often drinkbutterbeer?
Is it the Leaky Cauldron, theThree Broomsticks, the Hogshead
or the Drunken Wizard?

Siobhan (05:54):
I believe it's the Three Broomsticks.

Matt (05:57):
That is correct, it is the Three Broomsticks.
Very nice.

Siobhan (06:01):
Amazing.
I'm going to take a point fromChris because he's next to me
and also because I'm very scaredthat he will know too many
things during this round oftrivia.

Christa (06:12):
She said everyone gang up on Chris Setting me up for
failure.

Matt (06:14):
So sorry, don't gang up on him.
The roadmap has been laid,trying to help us all out.
You're going to have two pointsby the time this gets back to
you.

Siobhan (06:20):
No, well, he's next, isn't he?

Matt (06:23):
Unless they decide to go the other way, true, chris?
What are the full names ofDumbledore's siblings?
Is it Percival and Ariana?
Percival and Kendra, aberforthand Ariana, or Aberforth and
Kendra, aberforth and Ariana?

Chris (06:36):
That is correct.
Kendra is his mother's name.

Josh (06:39):
Way-o.

Chris (06:39):
Very nice.

Siobhan (06:40):
Wow, ariana, what are you doing here?

Matt (06:42):
Do you know how they die?

Chris (06:43):
just for extra gravy.
I'm not going to spoil it foranybody.
It's not a future question.

Christa (06:49):
Harry Potter spoilers guys if you haven't watched it.
You're going to know.

Chris (06:53):
We're actually not sure about it.
It's either Dumbledore orwhat's his face, the other
wizard, grindelwald, grindelwald, yeah.

Christa (07:01):
The evil Dumbledore.

Chris (07:02):
They were arguing and it got a little heated.
Well, the mother just dies fromthat.

Christa (07:09):
Regular death.

Chris (07:10):
Regular death.

Christa (07:11):
Regular death.

Siobhan (07:12):
Natural causes Could you imagine, if you were like
how did they die?

Christa (07:14):
You were like cancer dude.

Siobhan (07:16):
I know you're like why would you bring that up?

Christa (07:18):
How would you say that that's?

Chris (07:20):
horrible, a heart attack.

Christa (07:22):
It was tragic, jesus.

Chris (07:24):
Chris, who's losing a point?
Oh Shyvana's.
Oh yeah, wow, that was ashocker Back to where you were.

Christa (07:31):
I've heard I'm tied.

Josh (07:33):
That is like domestic you-know-what.

Siobhan (07:36):
You-know-what.

Matt (07:37):
Back and forth.
We know, Josh, which Hogwartsprofessor was rumored to be a
dueling champion in their youth.
Is it Professor McGonagall,Professor Flitwick, Professor
Snape or Professor Sprout?

Josh (07:50):
Wow, I will go with Professor Snape, actually
Professor Flitwick.

Matt (07:57):
Oh, all right.
His proficiency in charms anddueling made him an invaluable
ally during the Battle ofHogwarts.

Christa (08:02):
Good for him Good trivia.

Siobhan (08:03):
Good for him.
What a cool guy.
You got a drink.

Josh (08:06):
I know, I'm just updating my score.

Christa (08:09):
Yeah he's the scorekeeper so far.

Josh (08:11):
Krista's in the lead here, yeah.

Christa (08:13):
Well, guys, what can I say?
She's doing great, no questions, and I'm already in first.

Siobhan (08:19):
Good job.

Christa (08:19):
Crazy Off to a strong start Off to a strong start,
krista.

Matt (08:22):
what is the incantation that conjures the dark mark?
Is it Mossomordre Crucio NoxMortis or Tenebrous Signum?

Christa (08:32):
Can you say them again please?

Matt (08:34):
Possibly Is it Morse, Mordre, Crucio, Nox Mortis or
Tenebrous Signum I think it'sthe first one.
It is indeed the first one,morse Mordray.
The spell was created by DeathEaters as a means of terrorizing
their enemies by marking theirmurders and putting a big
floating skull and snake in thesky.
Little menacing.

Christa (08:55):
Word In my brain.
For some reason I wasn'tpicturing the like the sky one.

Josh (08:59):
I was picturing like the pulling of the sleeves and I was
likeuring the sleeves and I waslike is it the same thing?

Christa (09:04):
It is, it is For some reason I thought it was
something different, so that'swhy.

Matt (09:07):
I was like am I?

Chris (09:07):
stupid.

Matt (09:08):
No, you're not Well, I got it right.

Josh (09:09):
The skull with the snake.
Yeah, I did.

Christa (09:12):
Good thing I wasn't able to get a tattoo at 14.
I would have got that shit.
No, no, no.

Siobhan (09:19):
Aren't they different.

Josh (09:20):
One shoots a thing up and one makes their tattoos move and
kind of like yeah, but it's thesame picture.

Siobhan (09:27):
Oh yeah, the image is the same.

Chris (09:28):
There's no incantation for the arm thing, they just
touch it.
Okay.

Christa (09:32):
Gotcha.
That's why I was like is theresomething else that happens
there?
Okay, never mind.

Josh (09:37):
All right, krista.
Who's going to be losing?

Christa (09:39):
I'm going to go with Siobhan.
Sorry, Siobhan.

Siobhan (09:45):
Here we go.

Matt (09:46):
Your reputation of dominating trivia precedes you.

Christa (09:49):
I know you're a strong trivia person.

Matt (09:53):
Siobhan, what's the number of Harry's vault at Gringotts?
Is it 687, 713, 327, or 242?

Siobhan (10:03):
It is 687.

Matt (10:05):
Yes.

Chris (10:05):
Yes, it is Freaking nerd.

Siobhan (10:08):
Literally could have said that to you without
multiple choice.

Matt (10:10):
I'm actually rather impassioned, you may have looked
that up days ago?

Siobhan (10:14):
Who's?

Matt (10:14):
drinking.

Siobhan (10:19):
Let's give it to Krista .

Matt (10:20):
All right, we're going to get even it out Spreading around
here.
I had that coming.

Siobhan (10:25):
Okay, it's all love.

Josh (10:27):
A little payback.

Matt (10:30):
Chris, what is the rarest ingredient in Polyjuice Potion?
Is it Luxweed, hippogriffFeathers Boom Slangskin or
Bicorn Horn Boom Slangskin?

Christa (10:43):
The rarest ingredient is actually Fl fluxweed picked
during a full moon because itneeds to be harvested at a
specific lunar phase, making itdifficult if you wanted to be
real, would it not be the likehair or skin or whatever of
somebody you're trying to lookfor?

Chris (10:59):
I feel like that's pretty rare well, yeah, I guess, if
you're looking for like aspecific person, I guess yeah,
but the fact that it could beanything, that's, I guess that's
fair, but that's pretty rare.

Christa (11:05):
Well, yeah, I guess, if you're looking for like a
specific person, I guess yeah,but the fact that it could be
anything, I guess that's fair.

Chris (11:08):
But that's a good idea.

Christa (11:08):
Yeah, Because I'm like if I needed to if I needed to
like be Chris, like Chris, onlythere's one, Chris.

Siobhan (11:14):
Right, you gotta go get him yeah.

Matt (11:16):
Yeah, exactly that question was a whole bunch of
times, is that?

Chris (11:22):
one of the things that Snape's pissed about being taken
.
Yes, he mentions both of them.

Matt (11:27):
Yeah, he mentions both of those.
I know he names the boom slangI remember because it's like
boom slang skin.

Siobhan (11:31):
Yeah, yeah, it sounds just a great name.

Matt (11:33):
Yeah, All right cool, that was a good Snape, chris.
Enjoy yourself a drink for thatthat.

Josh (11:39):
Alan.

Siobhan (11:40):
Rickman.

Josh (11:40):
And for the record I would have said Boom Slang Skin as
well.
I thought that was like thething that Hermione was missing
right away.

Christa (11:47):
Yeah To be turned back.
Yeah, maybe Hogwarts just had,like they just picked the flax
weed, so it's like oh weactually had a lot of that right
now for once.

Josh (11:55):
That was a deep cut Matt, Nice Good one.

Matt (11:57):
There's a couple slicers in here, so Josh.

Josh (12:01):
Of's me.

Matt (12:02):
Yep, what type of cauldron is recommended for Hogwarts
students?
Brass size 2, pewter size 2,pewter size 3, or brass size 3?
Holy cow.

Christa (12:13):
This is rough.
Get out your acceptance letterhere.
Yeah, really.

Matt (12:18):
That list of materials.
After Hagrid takes Harry to thebank, he's literally like look
at your pile of gold, matt, matt.

Josh (12:25):
Matt, matt, I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

Chris (12:28):
Oh, he's going for the Marauders Matt.
Solid choice, Thank you.

Josh (12:31):
I'm not answering that shit.
That was going to be a stab inthe dark.

Siobhan (12:35):
That was a good one to do, but I didn't want to give it
to somebody else, which is adeep cut in one of the books.

Matt (12:52):
I'm aware of where it's cutting from, but wow.

Chris (12:54):
That's a double door joke at some point.

Josh (12:57):
I have no idea what this category is now going to be, but
.

Siobhan (12:59):
Marauder's map time All right.

Matt (13:01):
So since you solemnly swear, you're up to no good,
this is the category of castingmaking of questions.
So which actor was originallyoffered the role of Albus
Dumbledore after Richard Harrispassing, but declined?
Now I will say for your ownshoot, you can build on your
power up.

Josh (13:18):
So if you want to use, you want to phone a friend here?

Matt (13:25):
you can.

Josh (13:25):
I'm not gonna use multiple things here, so your options
are patrick stewart, christopherlee, ian mckellen or derrick
jacoby, I am gonna take uh, notnecessarily shot in the dark
dark, but I'm gonna say ianmckellen, that is correct all of
them would have been managedyou said, I have to say that too
right.

Christa (13:40):
you imagine christopherumbledore that would
have been kind of too dark.
Patrick Stewart, that wouldhave been awesome.
Derek Jacoby is amazing too.

Siobhan (13:49):
I would have loved all of that, those are great choices
.
Great choices I would like tomention, in case Matt missed it,
he did close the map.
Yeah, he closed the map.

Christa (13:59):
He did say Mischief man , he's so glad to do that.

Siobhan (14:03):
He did say that.

Josh (14:04):
I needed to get this out of the way early because if a
couple drinks later, I wouldhave never remembered that I'm
screwed.

Siobhan (14:10):
Is the phrase map me.

Josh (14:13):
When he explained that rule, I was like I'm using that
first, run it back, run it back.
Avada Kedavra, I feel slightlybad about this, but your wife
talked you up so much that I'mgoing to have to take the point
from you, Chris.

Chris (14:24):
Oh my gosh, and crushed over here, so enjoy your drink.

Josh (14:27):
And she did say that we wouldn't be able to beat you.
She told me that At least it'sdelicious, I don't know.

Christa (14:32):
Siobhan's just trying to throw us off her trail.

Josh (14:35):
That could be true, I did lose to her twice the last time.

Siobhan (14:38):
I recorded with her.

Matt (14:41):
Krista what does accio mean in Latin?
Is it I call, I summon, I pullor I bring?

Christa (14:50):
I'm going to say I call .

Matt (14:56):
I'm sorry you're drinking.
It is I summon damn.

Christa (14:59):
I'm not good at Latin roots, so I didn't have that
option in school.

Chris (15:03):
I thought you were going to say what is that option?

Matt (15:04):
in school?

Christa (15:04):
I was gonna be like I thought you were gonna say what
is that spell?
And I was gonna be likesoftball bring me that shit also
.

Siobhan (15:13):
Bring me that shit in line.
I bring my shit, that's what itis.

Matt (15:19):
I bring my shit yep damn all right, josh, you want to
give us a points roundup here aswe tie up that first round.

Josh (15:27):
Sure, sure, sure Okay so Chris is in last place with four
.
He's got all four of hispower-ups left.
Krista and Siobhan are tied atfive with all four of their
power-ups left, and I've got sixin first place with three out
of four of my power-ups left,the only one, I've used is the
Marauder's Map.

Matt (15:47):
All right, siobhan, we all know what the newts are, right,
yes, okay.
What does newt stand for?
Oh, Does it stand for nextexecutive wizard tests, nice and
easy wizard testing, nervouslyexcruciating wizard tests, or
nastily exhausting wizard tests.

Siobhan (16:07):
Ooh, I think it's one of the two last ones, your
husband's kind of stretched outthere, looking kind of confident
.

Matt (16:13):
Yeah, you're going to pull him in.

Siobhan (16:18):
Yeah, why don't we put it on his tab?
I feel like he knows that'sfine.
I'll help you out, sinceeverybody's taking a crap on you
because I said to do that.

Matt (16:24):
So just remember putting it on his tab.
You want him to get it wrong.
If he gets it right, he canmake you drink.
Okay, just you want the double,you can do the double.

Josh (16:31):
Yeah, make it a double.
Yeah, make it a double andbring him in.

Siobhan (16:39):
Yeah, y'all need a whiteboard or something.
I remember all the trivia oh, awhiteboard, that's smart.
Yeah, you need a whiteboard toremind you Making it a double
Brilliant.

Christa (16:45):
Yeah, when I was in college we had like the Boy ball
game, making it a double.
The spirit of Robin and Britishpuppets we had a chalkboard
that described kings like thecard game kings because everyone
always forgot half the rules,all right forgot half the rules,
so all right.

Chris (16:59):
It's nastily exhausting wizard test, that is correct
hooray thanks, nicely done.
So they, we both get a point,or they both get a point.
I'm getting a point.
Whoa, you can do thisindependently so he's taking a
point.

Josh (17:15):
All right, chris is taking a point, so he's back up to
five I'll also take a point allright, siobhan is back up to six
and Siobhan used her make it adouble so that is gone, because
now I will remember that's whatthat is.

Christa (17:29):
Like now that it's gone Wonderful.

Matt (17:33):
Chris Hit me.
Which of these subjects didHarry Potter not take at the new
level?
Care of magical creatures,charms, charms.

Chris (17:42):
Care of magical creatures , charms, care of magical
creatures, just stop.
Wow Jeez.
He said no more, no, more, nomore.

Siobhan (17:47):
I tried to tell you.

Matt (17:48):
I'm going to Like how.
How do you even know thesethings?

Chris (17:53):
I'm literally listening to Half-Blood Prince right now
and I probably would have knownthat anyway, but yeah.

Christa (18:04):
Hager gets super pissed at them and then he's like oh,
I knew you wouldn't do it.
That's what he sounds likeExactly.

Josh (18:07):
I'm a perfect voice actor.
I remember that clearly in thebook.
Chris, who are you taking apoint from?

Chris (18:12):
Josh, you can drink.

Siobhan (18:14):
All right.
I like this trivia.

Matt (18:22):
I'm glad I'm not playing, because I'd be done already.

Josh (18:23):
This is way better than that music trivia the other
night when we all sat there insilence.
That thing sucks Golly.
That was bad.

Siobhan (18:28):
I don't know, I won twice.

Josh (18:30):
You did win twice.
Congratulations.
You're the smartest of thedummies.

Siobhan (18:37):
It was definitely not a proud win.
I'm not going to lie.

Matt (18:40):
You're on top of the pile of crap.
Congratulations, yay.

Josh (18:43):
She's like I totally beat Josh who got zero correct.
I crushed him.
My turn, my turn.

Matt (18:51):
Your turn, josh.
How many newts do you need tobecome an Auror for the Ministry
of Magic?
Oh boy, three, four, six orfive.

Josh (19:02):
I think it's five.
It is five Congratulations.

Matt (19:07):
Very cool the stabs in the dark.

Siobhan (19:08):
What Name them no?
Can you name them no?

Josh (19:11):
I can't name them.
Chris might be able to.

Chris (19:13):
Potions D-A-D-A charms, oh my.

Josh (19:16):
God he uses acronyms.
Yeah, defense against the darkarts, God he uses acronyms yeah,
Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Chris (19:22):
That was easy Herbology.

Siobhan (19:26):
Matt doesn't have the answer.
I don't think.
Did I say potions?
Definitely don't.
No, I didn't say potions.
Oh, Transfiguration, yeah, yeah, yeah let's go with it, guys.
Sure Sounds real, compelling,I'll believe that.

Christa (19:35):
I have no reason to fact check this.
I've of all of those.

Josh (19:37):
Siobhan, I'm going to make this an even heat at five
apiece and take a point from you.

Siobhan (19:41):
Got it.

Josh (19:42):
Fair enough.
We have all lost two points sofar.

Matt (19:44):
These are all from the Potterverse website, by the way.

Josh (19:47):
This whole series of newt questions.
You might not have enoughquestions.
I'm just saying.

Matt (19:50):
I have 44 pages of questions, that is not a problem
, he always goes a littleoverboard.

Josh (19:55):
I am not concerned, I'm into it.

Matt (19:58):
Krista, how many newt-level classes did Hermione
take?
Eight, six, five or seven?

Christa (20:07):
I want to say seven.

Matt (20:09):
It is seven, that is correct.
Nice, there we go.

Siobhan (20:12):
Name them, just kidding .

Matt (20:13):
Don't do that, I don't care For extra credit and no
extra points.

Josh (20:17):
Don't actually do it.

Siobhan (20:18):
We don't have time I'm assuming the five for horror
plus.

Chris (20:22):
Yeah, ancient, runes and what's the?

Matt (20:25):
other one she takes being the smartest girl on the planet.

Siobhan (20:29):
I have a Hermione shirt on.

Chris (20:30):
I can't think of the other one.
What's the other extra subjectshe takes?

Christa (20:34):
No one knows, Chris.

Chris (20:35):
I don't remember.

Christa (20:36):
Look, I knew the number .

Siobhan (20:38):
Arithman, you didn't know that was yeah of course
guys, of course krista.

Josh (20:45):
Who are you gonna put in last place?

Christa (20:47):
oh wow, yikes, when you put it like that, who?

Siobhan (20:53):
are you making the ron weasley yeah?

Josh (20:55):
real unbelievable.
You would say that I have to doit to, to.
Chris Chris has been showingoff too much knowledge.

Siobhan (21:03):
Not you, Chris you.

Christa (21:06):
Harry Chris has been dropping too much
extracurricular knowledge outhere, I know.

Siobhan (21:12):
It's good, though it's really good.

Christa (21:14):
Can we move on?

Siobhan (21:14):
from these newt questions.

Josh (21:16):
Yes, we can.

Siobhan (21:16):
Oh my gosh.

Josh (21:17):
I'm going to get a really hard one now, I know.

Matt (21:21):
OWLs Do you take Umbridge with those questions, hey.

Siobhan (21:25):
Because that's the next series of questions.
Mel DeSantis is a queen Goingfor Dolores, umbridge's greatest
hits.
Oh man, All right.

Matt (21:33):
By the way, which houses would you all take?
I'm just curious.

Siobhan (21:37):
Take.

Matt (21:38):
Yeah, does everybody want.

Josh (21:39):
Gryffindor, I'm a Gryffindor, I'm a Gryffindor,
yeah, for sure.

Christa (21:41):
What I'm a Slytherin dude.

Josh (21:44):
I feel, like.
I mean, you are wearing skullsall over you.

Siobhan (21:47):
Shavonna's clearly a.

Chris (21:49):
Ravenclaw.

Siobhan (21:50):
I don't know, Chris.
You are, you're coming out likea big old, smarty jerk in this
episode.
This isn't like.
Is he Hufflepuffing over there,over there?
No, no, hufflepuff, no offense.
Those are the derps.

Chris (22:00):
Sorry, they're the rejects.
No, they're not.

Christa (22:03):
Literally is said in the book Hufflepuffs are
literally cannot fit into any ofthe other three, I will take
the rest.

Chris (22:07):
This is Chris's villain episode right here, what a bully
.

Josh (22:11):
I'm not liking this.
Maybe you should go toSlytherin, yeah maybe you do
belong in.
Slytherin.

Siobhan (22:23):
I'm smarter than you and you guys all rejects.

Matt (22:24):
Oh man.

Siobhan (22:24):
Malfoy.

Josh (22:24):
Do you have rich parents, chris?
Chris is like my father,absolutely not.
Maybe All right, all right, Iknow, I know.

Siobhan (22:28):
I do enjoy Ravenclaw Ravenclaw's cool.

Matt (22:31):
I feel like I'm always a goody two-shoes.
I'm going for Slytherin.

Josh (22:34):
I just I do enjoy knowing more than the rest of you, I do.

Siobhan (22:37):
It is fun for me Just saying.

Matt (22:39):
You and Hermione probably would have hated each other just
based on the virtue ofcompetition.

Siobhan (22:43):
I don't know, you would have been class rivals.
We would have come to love eachother eventually.

Matt (22:48):
Okay, so questions about Dolores Umbridge.
Umbridge had a terrible quillthat carved the words the user
was writing into the back oftheir hand.
God, that was horrible to watch.
What color was the quill?
Black, gold, green or white?

Siobhan (23:06):
Yikes, I'm going to solemnly swear that I'm up to no
good on this one.
A little Marauder's Map here,the color of a quill is going to
kill me in this.

Christa (23:13):
This reads like the type of a thing for the
validation.
You ever see comments on athirst trap or something and
they'll be like what color wasthe table in the background?
Don't ask me the color ofnothing.

Siobhan (23:22):
I was not looking at that.
We all know Okay.

Matt (23:27):
All right.
Which role did Robin Williamsexpress interest in playing but
was turned down due to castingroles?
Hagrid, Sirius, Black,Professor Lupin or Cornelius
Fudge?

Siobhan (23:39):
Ooh, this is a great question.
I would like to think.
I don't know that this iscorrect, but I would like to
think it's Hagrid.

Matt (23:45):
It is Hagrid.
That's correct.
That would have been really fun.
That would have been really fun.

Siobhan (23:49):
I agree that is fun RIP .

Matt (23:51):
JK Rowling herself turned it down because she insisted on
an all-British cast.

Siobhan (24:05):
Well, we turning down robin williams already a score
against yeah, why would you dothat?

Matt (24:07):
all right, mischief managed.
I closed the map.
There you go.
Good job, I'm proud.
Everyone mark it down.
I'm very proud of you also.

Siobhan (24:10):
Again, thank you josh for the reminder that I am now
halfway through my drink.
To use that before the otherhalf is gone.

Chris (24:15):
You're welcome, true, what?
What was the answer to thequill question?

Siobhan (24:19):
chris I don't know, I don't know I don't know, he just
wants to know and I feel likethat's.

Christa (24:24):
Chris is like no, chris's next question is going
to be that I feel like thecruelest thing I could do is
move on to the next question andnot tell you we didn't get to
answer to the cauldron questioneither.

Siobhan (24:32):
Yeah, that's true, let's circle back.
That would have been pewtersize that is correct.

Matt (24:38):
Chris, do you have a guess ?
Do you have a guess about thequill I?

Chris (24:40):
don't, because I think this is a movie, only thing it's
black.

Siobhan (24:44):
You didn't watch the movies.
No, he did, but he had a lot ofvisceral reactions too.

Chris (24:49):
I mean it very well could have been named like the color
named in the book.
I just don't remember.

Siobhan (24:56):
So that's an insane.

Chris (24:56):
It would have been one word in one book, of course,
never mentioned again.

Josh (25:01):
Siobhan, tell me who you are going to make drink, yeesh.

Siobhan (25:07):
I always think I wish I'm like oh, I could just give
one to Matt.

Matt (25:10):
But he is not playing.
He already finished his drink.

Siobhan (25:14):
Well, he's not playing, oh God.

Josh (25:16):
It's so good.
That's why the spell names arecoming out all backwards, oh my
gosh, let's do Krista again.
Sorry, okay, I don't knowKrista loses a point.

Siobhan (25:26):
That's okay, siobhan is down to just two power-ups left
.
Oh God, I thought you meant twopoints.

Josh (25:31):
I was like good Lord, just put me on the power-up.

Christa (25:32):
I was going to be like, since when dude Damn.

Matt (25:35):
My bad.
What horrible committee didUmbridge head up at the Ministry
of Magic when Voldemortregained his power?
The Muggle-Borne RegistrationCommission.
The Committee for MuggleManagement and Control.
The Committee for Sorry, I canbarely see it Unravel the
Muggle-Borne Myth.
I'm sorry.
The Committee to Unravel theMuggle-Borne Myth.
These are hilarious.

Chris (25:55):
The.

Matt (25:55):
Muggle-Borne Legitimacy Review Commission.
It's the first one, but all ofthose were awesome, by the way.

Chris (26:01):
Good job.

Siobhan (26:02):
No, those are from Potter.

Chris (26:04):
Those are great yeah it's the Muggle-born Registration
Committee.
Too funny yes.

Christa (26:14):
Also terrible.
Yeah, I was just going to sayis this relevant?
I know right.

Josh (26:20):
This is not a political podcast Josh who's up, oh Lord.
We got two fives.
Siobhan and myself are at five.

Matt (26:29):
It's my no politics rule there.

Christa (26:31):
I didn't even say anything.
You got close enough, Plus youhaven't been drinking that much.

Matt (26:35):
Your glass is disturbingly full.
All right, I'm going to makeSiobhan drink it.

Christa (26:38):
I'm trying to keep it for the whole round.
There you go.

Siobhan (26:42):
No, well, you're smart.

Chris (26:43):
Smarter than us.
I'm just spreading the love.

Matt (26:46):
Alright, rude Josh, that's me.
What punishment did DoloresUmbridge say would befall any
student caught with a copy ofthe Quibbler?
They would be sent to Azkaban.
They would be expelled fromHogwarts.
Five months detention orwriting lines with the Black
Quill Expulsion.

Josh (27:05):
It is expulsion from Hogwarts.

Christa (27:05):
Would it be crazy if you went to jail?

Siobhan (27:09):
Yeah, oh, my god, yeah, straight to jail.

Christa (27:12):
And like the worst jail too, like the absolute worst
jail you could be in.

Josh (27:17):
I feel like I've been punishing Chris too much, so
I'll go Siobhan this time.
Sorry, Jeez Listen it's been arough stretch for you.

Siobhan (27:24):
It's true.
Take it, enjoy your drink.

Christa (27:28):
Mm-hmm.

Matt (27:29):
Umbridge gave Argus Filch permission to do what to
students as punishment.
She gave him the power to expelstudents on the spot, use the
unforgivable curses, gave himpermission to use Veritas serum
on suspected troublemakers orgave him permission to whip them
.
I think it was Veritas.

(27:50):
She gave him permission to whipthem.

Christa (27:52):
Whip them.
I don't even remember that.

Siobhan (27:55):
So mean Yep.
Imagine unforgivable curses Can?

Christa (27:58):
he even do them, though he's a squib.
He's a squib.
Yeah, that's what I was goingto say.
That's why I thought Veritas,because it's the potion Whipping
children.

Josh (28:05):
These books got darker than I remember.

Matt (28:07):
They get real dark towards the end.

Siobhan (28:09):
Well, this is yeah.

Matt (28:10):
It's like Order of the Phoenix Spoiler alert.

Chris (28:20):
It was the 90s, it wasn't anymore.

Siobhan (28:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he does Well we all know Filch
has been through it.

Christa (28:24):
Yep Justice for Mrs Norris is all I have to say Yo
real His poor cat, though shewas fine.
I ain't going to lie guys.
I was recently re-watching Gameof Thrones.
My sister had never seen it.

Josh (28:44):
And halfway through Game of Thrones.
Yo, is that the janitor fromharry potter?
Yes, yes, there's so muchcrossover.

Siobhan (28:48):
He sure was the janitor , oh yeah, because he's the dad,
the father of that giant familyI'm only not saying the names,
because you all don't knowwalter fray yeah walter fray,
yeah but yeah, she was likeain't that the janitor?

Christa (28:58):
I was like you're isn't that the reditor?

Siobhan (28:59):
I was like you're?
Isn't that the red wedding?
That is the red wedding.

Josh (29:01):
Yes, it is, and then Arya Stark comes back and kills the
entire family and slices histhroat.

Christa (29:06):
Spoiler alert.
Ooh yeah, Game of Thrones.
Spoiler alert.

Siobhan (29:08):
Spoiler alert we all don't have too many crossovers.
Okay, all right.

Matt (29:13):
Are we good, Chris?
When is?

Josh (29:14):
Game of.

Christa (29:14):
Thrones trivia Game of Thrones.
Trivia Chris, when is it You'relike, I don't know, man.

Matt (29:20):
That's on the list.
That is actually on the list.
Yeah, that's going to be a timeI'd like to do that later this
year.
Josh, can we get a points?

Josh (29:28):
update here, please.
I don't know if I want to giveyou one.
No.

Christa (29:31):
Too bad.

Josh (29:35):
How are we doing what I will say?
There are still two players,Krista and Chris, with all four
of their lifelines left.
I've got three, siobhan has two, and I see a couple of empty
drinks here, so I think I'mgoing to pull a little beer out
here.
I'm going to pour it aroundEveryone can partake in it if
they want.

Christa (29:54):
I forgot that we had beer out here.
I'm not going to lie.
That's why I was trying tosavor my drink.
Is I'm trying to savor my drink?

Siobhan (29:58):
Is it going to be?

Christa (29:58):
good if we put it with this I don't see why not Right.

Josh (30:01):
Yeah, with the cream, yeah , yeah yeah, so I brought along
the legendary.
Says it here on the labelDragon's Milk Bourbon Barrel
Aged Stout this is an 11% stout.

Chris (30:12):
She's a little heavy, yeah, it says.

Christa (30:17):
She a little thick, you know Two.

Josh (30:19):
C's.

Siobhan (30:19):
It's right here on the label.

Josh (30:21):
Here be dragons.
So we're going to pour this upand we're going to see how it
goes, is it?

Matt (30:27):
the.

Josh (30:27):
Hungarian horn tail.

Matt (30:30):
Okay.

Christa (30:30):
I was literally just going to say dragons.

Siobhan (30:32):
Oh, I don't know if it's a question, so I won't ruin
one.

Matt (30:35):
I don't either.
I got so many pages ofquestions.
It could be.

Christa (30:38):
Three questions later, we get the dragons You're like.
Oh, shoot.

Siobhan (30:41):
There's another.
There's a dragon that guardsGringotts.

Christa (30:45):
Is that the dragon that in Universal Studios?

Siobhan (30:47):
Yes, yeah.

Christa (30:50):
I've never been there, but I've seen tech talks.
It's very fun.

Matt (30:54):
Who has been here?
Who has been to Universal tosee Josh?
Were you there?

Josh (30:58):
I am wearing a shirt that I bought at Universal Studios.

Christa (31:01):
That you bought or your wife bought.

Josh (31:04):
Well, we bought it we have a joint bank account, but it is
my wife's shirt, and I did wearit just for today, so you can
all.

Matt (31:12):
You're looking very svelte today.

Josh (31:14):
It's form fitting, if you will, rather svelte.
We're built a littledifferently, she and I.
I would assume I don't know why, Just a little okay.

Siobhan (31:24):
Yeah, it's not a dig at anyone.
Yeah, just a normal thing.

Josh (31:28):
I don't know her, so that's okay, she doesn't listen
to this podcast.
She could look like anything tome Thank you.
She might listen to this one.

Siobhan (31:36):
I was before you showed up here.
She's going to grade you.

Christa (31:39):
She's going to listen to this and grade you on it.

Josh (31:41):
I had no chance which you're currently winning.

Siobhan (31:44):
Yeah, you're first so let's make sure she knows that
at some point To be fair.

Christa (31:46):
to be fair, a lot of us have been digging at, like
Chris specifically because weknow, believe me, if I win this,
I'll let her know.

Siobhan (31:55):
Yeah.

Josh (31:56):
I would.
I will fully support that.
That is good.
This smells good.

Siobhan (31:59):
I do not like a stout, but I'm getting ready.

Christa (32:01):
I like stouts, but I remember not liking this one.

Josh (32:09):
Well, so Dragon's.

Christa (32:09):
Milk makes multiple different bourbon barrel aged
stouts.
I forget which one was the oneI had, but I remember distinctly
not liking it and I don'treally dislike lots of drinks.

Chris (32:14):
I told you it's like it slaps you in the face.

Josh (32:18):
It's vanilla stouty, it's heavy, but like you said before,
it's not like an alcohol punch,like some of these bourbon
barrel stouts that are 8, 9, 10,11.

Siobhan (32:25):
It's, definitely it's an alcohol punch.

Matt (32:26):
This is just a.

Josh (32:27):
It sits.

Christa (32:28):
It's just a flavor, it's a big boy.
Yeah, it's not that bad.

Chris (32:42):
It's definitely not the one that was like a farmhouse
ale, that was like really sharpand like almost too alcoholic.

Christa (32:44):
I just remember, I remember tasting it and I was
like this tastes so malty, likeit just was not it for me.

Josh (32:50):
I was like this is awful Jake, so maybe it was that one.
Yeah, this one's not supermalty, but I will say a sip of
the butterbeer right after thedragon's milk stout.

Siobhan (32:57):
Very nice, I was going to say I'm going to take a
little sniffle of my, not lookpretty.

Josh (33:03):
Oh, she's doing a beer mixture.
We'll call it a flip.
She just made a flip in her redsolo cup.

Siobhan (33:09):
Yeah, that's good, that's nice Worth it.

Matt (33:11):
Can we invent a drink?
Can we call this I think shejust did Can we call this the
Voldemort?
A shot of actual dragon's milkdropped into butterbeer?

Christa (33:21):
milk.
I feel like that would make itsound like that.
Oh, the dark mark.

Siobhan (33:24):
The dark mark is a great game for this.
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Matt (33:30):
So we're talking Battle of Hogwarts.
After using the killing curseon Harry, who did Voldemort ask
to check that Harry was dead?
Was it Narcissa Malfoy?
Yes, bellatrix Lestrange.

Siobhan (33:40):
It was Narcissa.

Matt (33:43):
Nice dead.
Was it Narcissa?

Christa (33:44):
Malfoy, bellatrix Lestrange.
It was Narcissa.
Yes, it was yes.
At least I knew that.
Just as a side note, I saw atweet yesterday that I think is
relevant and also really funny.
It was like dude Voldemort,being so dependent on magic, is
such a weak boy.
Move Boy really tried to use akilling curse on a baby.
Dude, it's a baby, just throwit out the window.
Oh my.

Josh (34:03):
Lord Wow.

Siobhan (34:07):
And I was like oh my God, well, josh is drinking.

Josh (34:10):
Okie dokie.
I'll drink to that.

Matt (34:12):
I guess yeah, All right moving on, chris, we're going to
test this whole smarty pantsthing right now.
Oh, I like it.
On which date did the Battle ofHogwarts take place?
No idea, oh.

Christa (34:23):
Like of the year.

Chris (34:24):
I solemnly swear I'm up to no good, all right Our
honor's time.

Matt (34:29):
No one's gone for the Pensieve so far.

Christa (34:30):
Because we don't understand it.
Yeah, I actually kind of forget.

Matt (34:34):
You just get a different question right.
It's between the movies and thebooks, is what?

Siobhan (34:37):
it was, which I hate yeah.

Josh (34:39):
Chris, well, but you'd probably know them.
Yeah, you'd probably know it.

Siobhan (34:41):
That's the thing.

Josh (34:42):
You've got a whole list of grievances, don't you?

Siobhan (34:45):
Truly he's like, which is number six on the thing.

Josh (34:47):
I hate so much about the differences.
Which of Chris's grievances arewe talking?

Matt (34:50):
about who almost played Cedric Diggory instead of Robert
Patterson Jude Law.
Sorry, sorry, robert Pattinson.
My apologies to the sparklyvampire.

Josh (35:02):
I think you have to drink for that.
Oh, drink your.
I hate the sound drop.
That was terrible.

Siobhan (35:09):
The one time we can make him do it, we gotta do it.

Christa (35:11):
Yeah, that's true.
Gotta take any opportunity.

Matt (35:14):
Chris, your options here Jude Law, Henry Cavill, tom
Hiddleston or Nicholas Holt I amgoing to give it to somebody
else.

Chris (35:22):
All right, you're putting .

Josh (35:24):
Put it on someone else's tab.
Put it on someone else's tab.
Whose tab are you putting it on?

Chris (35:28):
I'm going to put it on Siobhan's tab.
Oh rude.

Siobhan (35:31):
I have a joint bank account.
Chris, You're screwing yourselfhere.

Josh (35:35):
Luckily, this game doesn't win you any money.
It never will.

Matt (35:41):
All right you any money?
That's it never will.
All right, can you so wait?
Can you please repeat thequestion?
I think so.
Who almost played cedricdiggory instead of robert
pattinson?
Thank you, was it jude lawhenry cavill, tom hiddleston or
nicholas holt oh, so good, um,let's go.

Siobhan (35:56):
Tom hiddleston is not, is it nicholas holt?

Matt (35:59):
no, it's, it's Henry Cavill, oh Henry.

Siobhan (36:00):
Cavill.

Christa (36:02):
I was trying to think of when this movie came out.
When did Goblet of Fire comeout?

Matt (36:06):
Josh is correct.
That is why he was not chosen,because he was too old.

Siobhan (36:11):
I thought he was too old.
I love Henry Cavill.

Josh (36:13):
So I wouldn't have guessed him, because I assumed he would
have been in the running tobegin with.

Siobhan (36:17):
That's why.

Christa (36:17):
I thought about Jude Law too.
Wow, oh yeah, jude Law, forsure I was like Jude.
Law, and then I was like well,how long ago is God of War?

Chris (36:24):
My guess was Hiddleston as well, so I'm glad I didn't go
for it.

Josh (36:26):
More husband on wife crime and Siobhan is down to two.

Christa (36:35):
Well, I stand by it, and I also love Henry Cavill.
Yeah, what a cool guy.
What a cool guy.

Josh (36:39):
He's beautiful, oh, not a lot of women would say that
about guys who build computersin their spare time he's the
witcher I didn't say not a lotof women in this building.
Yeah, there's a very specificniche here in this building also

(37:03):
.

Christa (37:03):
You know, you could build computers and be hot.

Siobhan (37:04):
That's correct Exclusive no.
No, no, you didn't say hot.

Josh (37:08):
You said cool guy Chris, you want to take that one.

Matt (37:11):
He could be cool and hot, yeah, you can build computers
and be hot.
Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
There are two IT guys in thisroom right now.

Siobhan (37:18):
Oh yeah, See, there are two IT guys in this room right
now.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you can.

Christa (37:27):
By the way, mischief managed in case someone tried to
uno-reverse me.

Matt (37:28):
Chris's turn ends and someone says I would have said
that Josh that's me whichhorcrux was found in the Room of
Requirements.
Was it Nagini Nagini?

Josh (37:38):
sorry, oh, it's the diadem .

Matt (37:39):
Yep, is that how you say?

Siobhan (37:40):
it, it's diadem.

Josh (37:42):
Diadem.

Christa (37:42):
Oh, okay, I thought it was crazy for a second.

Josh (37:44):
Ravenclaws.

Siobhan (37:45):
Ooh, that wasn't trying to catch you, I don't know it's
all right, Josh who's drinkingOkie dokie?

Josh (37:52):
I'm going to put Siob Stop stop.

Siobhan (37:53):
You've tried to get us on that train already.

Josh (37:57):
That's fine, that's fine, I'll sit here and drink while
you all and I think you'retrying to throw us off your
scent.

Siobhan (38:05):
I mean, listen, did that happen?
Probably not to my benefit.

Josh (38:10):
Ruthlessly beat me in music trivia.

Siobhan (38:12):
So this is just me trying to take my revenge, that
is how for Hogwarts, this trainOkay.

Josh (38:19):
Wait, is that the category ?

Matt (38:20):
No.

Christa (38:21):
Category Hogwarts train .
Categories this whole time.

Siobhan (38:24):
Krista.

Matt (38:24):
Whoa.
Speaking of the room ofrequirement, who died in the
struggle in that room during theBattle of Hogwarts?
Was it Vincent Crabbe, dracoMalfoy, blaze Zabini or Goyle
Gregory Goyle?

Christa (38:37):
I think it was Goyle.

Matt (38:39):
Goyle was sad because it was Crabbe oh.

Christa (38:41):
I knew it was one of the two Josh, can we get a?

Josh (38:45):
roundup.
There.
Siobhan's in last place.
She's got two power-ups left,with one point.
Krista is in second last withtwo points.
She's got all four of herpower-ups left.
And then Chris and I are bothtied with four points.
Chris has two power-ups left.

Siobhan (39:00):
I have three power-ups left.

Matt (39:01):
Okay, siobhan.

Siobhan (39:02):
Yes.

Matt (39:02):
What creature is bred specifically for use in
wizarding transportation andonly drinks single malt whiskey?
Is it Thestrals, hippogriffs,abraxan winged horses or Fluffy
the Cerberus?

Siobhan (39:16):
Aw Fluffy, uh, I'll do it.
What do we do for the Pensieve?

Matt (39:22):
Well, the Pensieve differences between movies.

Siobhan (39:24):
Yes, so I just say I want to use the Pensieve.

Matt (39:27):
Yes.

Siobhan (39:27):
Like I'll like to go to a there's no catch here.
Okay, got it.

Chris (39:29):
Chris, you knew that one right All right, yeah, the
Pensieve.

Josh (39:32):
She needs this one or she's out of the game Right
Peeves the Poltergeist does.

Matt (39:39):
Which of the following is a memorable Pease moment?
From the books that was leftout of the films?
He helps Harry study for charms.
He teaches Fred and George howto duel.
He constantly taunts DoloresUmbridge and fights in the final
battle.
Pease befriends Moaning Myrtleand moves into her bathroom.

Siobhan (39:56):
Lol that last one.
Does he work with Fred andGeorge?

Matt (40:02):
He does not, is it?

Siobhan (40:03):
Umbridge.

Matt (40:04):
It is Umbridge.
That's great.
I love that.

Siobhan (40:06):
That's okay if I don't have that, that's a fun one.
I like that one.

Christa (40:09):
Also like see, I feel like I'm just now realizing he's
not in the movies.
I'm like, oh shoot, Well,really, that's right.

Siobhan (40:15):
If I have to go down in a bunch of drag.

Josh (40:19):
Yeah, that's the one.
I don't understand why leavehim out.

Chris (40:23):
Because they didn't want to cast another person is my
assumption.

Christa (40:26):
Or they didn't want to do another ghost because they
already had nearly had the snake.

Josh (40:29):
He was such a fun character in the book it would
have been an easy thing to writeinto the movies.
If I'm going out in Dragon'sLames.

Siobhan (40:41):
You're welcome for all opening up the Pensieve as an
option for all of you, and Ifeel like you definitely would
be good at that.

Josh (40:44):
It was the horses, the horses, the Thestrals, right?
No, not Thestrals.

Christa (40:49):
The Abraxin horses that was going to be my guess.
Maxime Just evil horses, aren'tthey Evil horses?

Chris (40:59):
They're the death horses.

Siobhan (41:00):
I will Aviti Kadivi myself on this.
And say Harry Carey, so bye.

Christa (41:08):
Arthur Cadaver to you, you know you're welcome.
She can go back as thefun-loving poltergeist now.
Yes.

Josh (41:14):
Matt, can we still use her for a double?
Make it a double If she's out.
Sure, why not?
All right, I like it.
Will she actually try to helpor will she try to tank the
person?

Siobhan (41:22):
who picks her?

Matt (41:22):
You'll never, know, Chris, is she out?

Christa (41:25):
for revenge.

Matt (41:26):
What is the first password to Gryffindor Tower in the
Philosopher's Stone?
Philosophers.

Christa (41:32):
Not sorcerers.
Yes, we're going with theEnglish version here, is it?

Matt (41:35):
Waddle Bird, caput Draconis, pig Snout or Fortuna
Major.

Chris (41:45):
Going big with Pigstown?
It is not.

Christa (41:49):
Is it Fortuna Major?

Matt (41:50):
It's Kaput Draconis.

Christa (41:52):
What Were these all passwords at one point?

Chris (41:55):
Pigstown and Fortuna Major definitely are.
They were yes.

Josh (41:58):
What that's rough I would not have known that either.

Siobhan (42:02):
Me neither.
He couldn't send it to me, me,neither, me, neither.

Matt (42:04):
What did he say?
It is he didn't send it.

Josh (42:05):
Oh, he couldn't send it to me.

Matt (42:07):
Caput Draconis.

Josh (42:08):
Like dead dragon no.

Siobhan (42:10):
Caput is head.

Josh (42:11):
It's dragon's head.

Siobhan (42:13):
Oh, okay, it's head in Latin See.

Josh (42:14):
Wow, should have got that one.

Siobhan (42:19):
Latin that I didn't get , ooh.

Matt (42:23):
Josh, that's me.
What does SPEW stand for?
Shoot?
This was Hermione Granger'seffort to help the house elves.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Society for the Promotion ofElvish Welfare.
Society for the Protection ofElvish Workers.
Support for the Protection ofElf Workers.
Society for the Preservation ofElvish Welfare.

Josh (42:45):
Wow, that is not one that I know, so I'm going to make it.
I'm going to do a pensive onthis one.

Matt (42:52):
You're going to pensive this, one Give me a little
different category here.

Josh (42:55):
Difference of what is it, Difference of movie and books.

Matt (42:57):
Difference of movie and books.
Okay we're scrolling and we'rescrolling.

Josh (43:00):
Scrolling scrolling.

Matt (43:01):
Okay.
The final duel location inDeathly Hallows, part 2 in the
movie, harry and Voldemort DuelAlone in the Hogwarts Courtyard.
Which of the followingcorrectly describes the book's
version?
Harry and Voldemort duel in theForbidden Forest.
Harry ambushes Voldemort inSnape's office.
Harry and Voldemort duel in theGreat Hall in front of everyone
.
Voldemort and Harry duel in theQuidditch pitch.

Josh (43:24):
It's in the Great Hall, in front of everybody.

Matt (43:26):
It is in the Great Hall, in front of everybody In front
of everybody.

Christa (43:30):
Everybody saw it.

Josh (43:32):
Not my daughter, you bitch .

Siobhan (43:36):
Excellent work.
Excellent work for the win.

Josh (43:39):
At least they didn't cut that out in the movies.

Christa (43:40):
That was good, I loved it.

Josh (43:42):
Okay, I'm going to give that drink.
I'm glad they didn't cut thatout in the movies.
That was good.
I loved it.
Okay, I'm going to give thatdrink.
I'm going for the kill shotshere, krista, that's for you.

Christa (43:48):
Was that my last point?
No, you got one more.

Siobhan (43:50):
Oh, okay, now you're on .
That is sucky to go out.

Matt (43:54):
All right, krista.
What was Voldemort's mother'sname?
Hebziva Smith, Marv, eileen,prince or Merope Gaunt?

Christa (44:03):
You know, I think I'm going to use one of my guys here
and I'm going to make it adouble.

Matt (44:08):
Ooh.

Christa (44:09):
Duh.

Chris (44:10):
Oi Barking, make it a double.

Christa (44:14):
Which one are you picking?
I'm going to pick Josh.
I hope he doesn't screw me over, but he's sitting here like I
knew it, I won't, I won't.

Josh (44:20):
It's Merope, it's the last one.
D.

Chris (44:23):
Marope, marope.

Josh (44:24):
Marope Calm down guys.

Siobhan (44:26):
Meemaw, as Matt said.

Matt (44:27):
Marope we have nine different Marope-ations Meemaw.

Chris (44:31):
Meemaw Nine different.
Hey, Marope, get over here.

Siobhan (44:34):
That is the correct one , boy Marope make it a double
was correct, right.

Josh (44:44):
Yes, that was correct, all right, thank you.
In some form, krista, you getto either take a point or you
get to get another point back,or take a point from somebody,
and then I get to do the sameI'll take a point, I'll, I'll
all right.
So chris is going to go back upto two, and I'm going to take a
point from chris.
Of course I'm sorry, I gotta,just I gotta do what I gotta do
over here I'm fighting to provemy wife wrong here okay, I like
josh has a mission.

Siobhan (45:05):
Today I got a mission that is one of the biggest
motivators out there.

Josh (45:09):
True I think chris knew that too.

Christa (45:12):
I did yeah yeah well, he said, there went um, it's my
rope he's coming in hard withthe pronunciation when I so I
started reading these books whenI was six and I just read them
Okay.

Josh (45:25):
No, no, no, no, sorry Sorry.

Matt (45:26):
Sorry, sorry.
In sixth grade, in sixth, grade.

Siobhan (45:28):
Whoa, sixth grade and six, that's very different.

Josh (45:30):
Sorry yeah, while I've been drinking.

Matt (45:32):
You were very far ahead in school, weren't you?

Josh (45:34):
The way and I was reading them to myself in my own brain,
and the way I said Herm evenremember how I pronounce her
name.

Siobhan (45:47):
Yeah, something like that.
When somebody first saidhermione, I was like what the
hell's that?
And then the movies came outand I'm like also insert every
other phrase in that book.

Josh (45:53):
Yeah, exactly that was the one that really stuck with me.

Matt (45:55):
I'm like, oh wow, never would have pronounced it that
way ever in my life I actuallysaw the first movie and I know I
was in high school but I don'tremember exactly when I saw it.
Shortly after it came out and Iwatched it and I hadn't really
like, didn't think I'd enjoy thebooks or anything.
I watched the movie and I waslike I need to go back and read
these books immediately.
That was the same for me.

Siobhan (46:16):
Actually, this is a hard thing to admit.
I actually refused to read thebooks because I was older and so
I was like in high school and Iwas kind of like these books
are for kids.

Christa (46:26):
No, I read them in high school for the first time too.

Siobhan (46:28):
And then immediately saw the first movie and went oh
wait, this is like really cooland I remember jumping in.

Josh (46:36):
I didn't even read the first book.
So sixth grade was my firstyear of middle school and we had
a reading class.
Back then we had English, Ithink but we had a reading class
.

Chris (46:43):
You will read.

Josh (46:44):
Ziplocs.
Our reading teacher read us achapter of the first Harry
Potter book every day, andthat's how I first got into the
book.

Siobhan (46:52):
Oh, that is cool, we did that too, but we read Anne
of Green Gables.
Love that which one.
We read Anne of Green Gables.

Christa (46:59):
No, but I also went to Catholic school until like sixth
grade, so I don't think thatthey were going to witchcraft
for you.

Matt (47:05):
I went to Catholic school from second to twelfth grade.
No witchcraft and or wizardry.

Siobhan (47:09):
Well, mine wasn't that strict, but like it's still.

Christa (47:12):
I mean, kids read Harry Potter, but I was like I don't
know why in my head I was likethis is for children and I don't
need to read it Because youprobably knew kids who were like
I read in like second grade andyou're like baby, what like,
and then I was like I read lordof the rings like an adult right
, and I was like this is reallygood, actually.
So yeah, I I good stuff.
I read them all when I was like15 or 16 because I was like
maybe I actually didn't evenwatch harry potter until I was

(47:35):
like 15 or 16 and the firstmovie I watched was chamber of
secrets because it was on abc,family or whatever, and I was
like yo, this is kind of tight.

Josh (47:41):
Maybe I should read this yeah, it's good we have a
seven-year-old who wants to.
He wants to watch the movie, hewants to see the book, read the
books, but it's like there'sthere's killing so it's still
pretty heavy for

Matt (47:53):
a seven.
I gotta tell you I'm watchingit with sarah, who's nine yeah
and the thing that she took thehardest so far was the
petrifying of Filch's cat.

Josh (48:02):
Oh, yeah, oh that's tough, I'm sure she's not going to
have a good time with you Onceagain.
Justice for Mrs Norris.
I'm saying justice.

Matt (48:09):
Oh no, we made it through that.
We made it through the Gobletof Fire and everything that
happens in the Goblet of Fire,but it was the cat.
So far that's been the mostdramatizing.

Siobhan (48:17):
Cedric.

Matt (48:18):
Diggory R life's sucking.

Siobhan (48:21):
Well, yeah, I think, kill the spare.

Josh (48:23):
I think, my, my younger, the one who's five.
She is a big unicorn fan and ifshe sees the dead unicorn in
the forest she's gonna have aproblem with that fast forward
by a couple minutes, don't?

Chris (48:34):
worry my unicorn it'll be okay.

Matt (48:36):
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Alright, let's do this totallynot anything weird.

Christa (48:40):
Final countdown hit me what is.

Matt (48:41):
Anything weird.
Final countdown.
Hit me.
What is the core of BellatrixLestrange's wand?
I see smoke coming out fromunder those headphones.
It's glorious.
Is it phoenix feather?
Dragon's heartstring, testicle,tail hair or unicorn hair?

Chris (48:55):
I'm going to jump in the pensive he's jumping in.
We're going in the pensive.

Siobhan (49:00):
I'm not even sure that's allowed.

Chris (49:02):
Do you want the answer?
Yes, I do want the answer.
It's Thestral too.

Josh (49:07):
Was it Thestral?
Is that what you were thinking?

Chris (49:10):
Damn it.
I didn't know that one.
I just wasn't confident enough.

Josh (49:12):
I wasn't sure on that one either.

Matt (49:14):
Burning of the Weasley's Home.

Siobhan (49:16):
There's a cheery title for question oh my god Not in
the book.

Matt (49:20):
So the Half-Blood Prince movie shows the borough being
attacked and burned down.
Which statement best describesthe book's version of the event?
It didn't happen.
Damn you.

Siobhan (49:28):
Yes, you are correct it never happened.
See, I told you you'd be goodat that category.

Matt (49:33):
You're welcome.
I massaged that question tomake it a little harder and you
were just Huzzah.
Josh, you're drinking?

Josh (49:38):
I know I was already listening to that, Justin.

Christa (49:41):
yeah, yeah, I know.

Josh (49:43):
What a shot.

Christa (49:43):
Don't write me nothing else, don't type me nothing else
.

Matt (49:45):
I know I got it I got it Accio beer, yeah Got it.

Siobhan (49:50):
Do you even own all the books, chris?
You just listen to an audiobook.
I mean we own a whole copy.
Oh no, I own all the books.

Josh (50:07):
Then he owns half the books.
That's the way that works.
That's fine.
I also own multiplemultilinguistic versions.

Siobhan (50:09):
I heard they're doing new recordings of all the books
with specific voice actors foreach character.
Oh cool, that's cool.

Christa (50:13):
I used to have all the books, the current audio books
are very good, josh.

Matt (50:18):
That's me.
We're sticking with this wholewand thing here for a minute.
Damn.
What wood is Voldemort's wandmade from?
Is it holly?

Josh (50:28):
elm yew or walnut Yew is the elder wand.

Matt (50:33):
What are the other ones?
Holly, elm, yew or walnut.

Josh (50:37):
Holly is hairy.
I'm going to go with elm You'regoing to go with elm.

Matt (50:42):
Yeah, you're drinking my friend, boo, it is you.
It is you you it's you, josh.

Christa (50:48):
It's you the whole time .

Chris (50:50):
Elderwood Elder.

Siobhan (50:51):
And Holly was only Harry's first wand, right,
didn't he break that?

Chris (50:54):
All the way until Deathly Hallows, when he breaks it.
But, then In the movie, hemagically is able To repair the
wand with the Elder Wand.

Siobhan (51:01):
That's Chris's madness.
You all just got a glimpse intothe list of grievances.
You want to drink again.

Matt (51:08):
That's me.
All I could hear in my head wasthe beginning of Soulja Boy you
.
Get that wand up in your hole.

Siobhan (51:15):
I hate my brain sometimes because this is how it
works.
This is how it goes, krista.
Yes.

Matt (51:21):
What does the Sorting Hat say about Ravenclaws?
Those of wit and knowledgealways succeed.
Learning is the key togreatness.
Wit beyond measure is a man'sgreatest treasure.
Where are those who valuelearning always thrive.

Christa (51:36):
I think I am going to solemnly swear I'm up to no good
.

Josh (51:39):
Okay.

Christa (51:40):
Nice.
She's doing it.

Matt (51:42):
Love it.

Christa (51:43):
They all sounded kind of the same and I was like, oh
shoot matt, before you go away,is it whip beyond measure?

Matt (51:50):
yeah, nice which actor broke 80 plus wands during
filming because he used them asdrumsticks was it daniel
radcliffe rupert grit, it couldhave been matt too.
It could have been both of themtogether might have gotten 160.
Sorry, so is it DanielRadcliffe, Rupert Grint, Matthew

(52:10):
Lewis or Tom Felton?

Christa (52:11):
I want to say Tom Felton.

Matt (52:14):
Although that would have been really funny.
It is not.
It's Daniel Radcliffe, isn't it?
It is Daniel Radcliffe.

Josh (52:19):
Oh, really, the only one, that would have been like that's
fine.
Yeah, I remember seeingsomething about that in some
video.

Matt (52:23):
He said he would absentmindedly just drum on his
legs and broke dozens over theyears.

Josh (52:29):
And there is a YouTube video.
Are they really that frizzy?

Chris (52:31):
I'm sure they were made of crap.
Yeah, I guess that's fair Right, they're not real Paper mache
he was on the screen the mostyou know, actually you are not,
you have one left, okay, well,mischief managed guys.

Christa (52:47):
All right, very nicely done, remembering that, I don't
even know if is there aconsequence if you didn't.

Josh (52:53):
Yeah, I think you have to run around the whole house.

Christa (52:56):
That's crazy screaming.

Matt (52:58):
Josh, give me a points round up here.
Let's see where we are.

Josh (53:05):
Not a lot of points left on the board.
Chris has got one and she's gota pensive and put it on someone
else's tab left.
Chris has two points and he hasmake it a double left and I
have two points and I have putit on someone else's tab and
make it a double left.

Matt (53:15):
Alright, so we got a little bit to go here and I'm
dead.

Siobhan (53:18):
Let's do some spells.

Josh (53:20):
Let's do some spells.

Matt (53:21):
Let's do some spells, Chris.
What spell can reverse theeffects of Patrificus Totalus Is
?

Chris (53:36):
it Episci Locantatum Finite.
Incantatum Ineverate.

Matt (53:38):
It better be Finite Incantatum.
Yeah, it's that one.
Finite Incantatum, finite.

Chris (53:40):
I don't know what that second one was, so it made me
very nervous.
Finite Incantatum that was myattempt.

Matt (53:45):
I don't know what that second one was, so it made me
very nervous.
High nighty cantata.
That was my attempt.
Oh, you made up something.

Siobhan (53:50):
Okay.

Christa (53:51):
Oh, that's why it did its job.

Chris (53:53):
It confused me.
I'm going to make Krista exitthe game.

Josh (53:57):
Krista, you are out of the game.
It's a boys game.
Rest in peace, guys.

Christa (53:59):
It's been RIP.
I was already drinking becausethe boys game.
Rest in peace, guys.
It's been RIP.

Siobhan (54:01):
I was already drinking, because I assumed we were going
to take one.
Siobhan and I will be ghosts,that's right, yep.

Matt (54:06):
It comes down to Josh RIP.

Chris (54:08):
I shouldn't have done that, since Josh comes after me.
But it's okay, I do.

Matt (54:12):
Josh, what spell conjures a protective barrier
specifically against physicalentities?

Josh (54:17):
If it's not Protego, I'm going to be annoyed, but go
ahead.

Siobhan (54:21):
Is it?

Matt (54:22):
Cave inimicum.

Siobhan (54:24):
Sir.

Matt (54:25):
Good lord, salvingum hexia , repello muggletum, which I
love and protego totalum.

Josh (54:32):
He sounds like a person who's never drank wine trying to
read a wine list.

Siobhan (54:36):
Yes, I actually trust him more with a wine list than
this.
It has to be the last one.

Josh (54:40):
If it's not, I'm going to be very upset, it is Protego.

Siobhan (54:42):
Okay thank you.

Josh (54:44):
I'll take a point from Chris.
It's not shibadid.

Siobhan (54:47):
And Chris shibadibida.
Chris and he need to get thisnext one right Unless he wants
to make it a double with me.

Christa (54:52):
A diddly dee boat, a diddly.

Matt (55:09):
I like that the spells answers are not asking.
He's got to make it a doubleleft and I have two and I have
put it on someone else's tab andmake it a double left.
Chris, what spell doesVoldemort use to fly without a
broom?
Is it Volatus Ascendio, anunsupported, no incantation
flight spell, or Aviforce?

Chris (55:21):
It's the third one, because we never hear him say
anything it is the third one.
He just does it and then snapedoes it and they're like oh, you
learned something from yourmaster everyone sounds the same.
And then in the movie uh,magically, every single dementor
knows how to do it in thebeginning of part one.
It's like wow again, where isthe?
Where is the power creep inthis movie of?

Siobhan (55:43):
this episode that is a glimpse into ch's grievances
with the Harry Potter books andthe movies.

Christa (55:49):
It's going to be like an NPR episode.
It is.
It really is.
Welcome, Chris.
I have a lot to complain about.

Josh (55:55):
That's me.

Chris (55:56):
Send it to me.
It's 1-1.

Josh (55:58):
I can either get this or not get it.

Matt (56:00):
This could be should be the game.
Here's the or not get it.
This could be.
Should be the game.
So here is the spell that Iwish I had during this podcast
occasionally what spell preventsothers from overhearing
conversations?
Muffilato Silencio, quietus orSonaris Good?

Josh (56:16):
choices too.
I'm 90% certain I could besneaky here and make it a double
, and then we could both takepoints, or I could.
I think it make it a double andthen we could both take points,
or I could.
I think it's muffalato.

Matt (56:28):
You think it's muffalato?
It is muffalato.

Siobhan (56:32):
Sounds like a great sandwich.

Chris (56:34):
Can we say it's not actually muffalato, which is a
sandwich, and it's muffliato?
No, muffliato is the sandwichwith an A.

Siobhan (56:40):
at the end it's muffaletta.

Josh (56:43):
From New Orleans.
Great sandwich, by the way, Idon't like the Nutella sandwich.

Matt (56:46):
Look, there's an L in there.

Christa (56:48):
Trying to cast a silence spell and you
accidentally make a sandwich.

Chris (56:53):
Alright, I'm alright with this, chris, I'm going to take
your last point here and makeyou have a drink.

Siobhan (56:58):
Josh, chris had to um actually his way out of that
last one too Shouldn't havetaken Krista out my undoing.

Matt (57:07):
Well done, Josh.

Chris (57:08):
Wow.

Matt (57:08):
Josh.

Siobhan (57:12):
Well done.

Matt (57:13):
I didn't know how this one was going to go.
Who was going to come out on?

Josh (57:16):
top of this one.
Thank you, I'm not as dumb as Ithought I was.
We literally have enoughquestions to do this again.

Matt (57:21):
Like we can start from scratch and keep going.

Chris (57:23):
Oh for sure, yeah, there's so much.
Do we need to?

Matt (57:26):
do a part two?

Josh (57:27):
Yes, yeah, for sure.
Part two Let me text my wifereal quick Big brain.

Matt (57:34):
Well, thank you all.

Siobhan (57:35):
Hooray.

Matt (57:36):
Thank you all very much, Josh congratulations again
Indeed Congrats.
And we will be back soon.
Again, congrats, and we will beback soon.

Chris (57:44):
Thank you for listening.
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Matt (57:57):
This episode's boozy quote comes from his famous character
, norm Peterson, from the TVshow Cheers.
The coach says to Norm how doesthe beer sound, norm?
And Norm replies I don't know.
I usually finish them beforethey get a word in.
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Give us some feedback or haveyour brand featured on Matt and
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