Think or Drink? SPECIAL EDITION - “Spot the Fake” - Matt and Friends Drink the Universe

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Matt (00:00):
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 , 1.

Josh (00:12):
We have liftoff.

Rob (00:17):
Welcome to Matt and Friends .
Drink the Universe.
Drink the Universe.

Matt (00:26):
Welcome back everybody to Matt and Friends Drink the
universe.
Welcome back everybody to Mattand Friends Drink the universe.
The theme for today is Think ordrink.
Are you thinking or you drinking?
Let's go around the table realquick and introduce everybody

(00:47):
that is here with me today forthis round of Think or Drink.
Starting with, it's me, I'mJosh.
Hey, it's Andy.
Hey guys, it's Rob.
And the rules for Think orDrink, just to refresh your
memory, although after I playthis I'm going to tweak them all
a whole bunch.
Anyway, here we go.
Think or Drink is our classictrivia game, where players start
with six points.
The last person with pointsremaining wins Correct answers.

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Let you choose someone to losea point and drink, while
incorrect answers will cause youto lose a point and drink.
For difficult questions, youhave two options.
First, you can make it a doubleto get help from someone else
If your collective answer iscorrect.
You can choose individually togain a point or to make somebody
else drink and lose a point.
If you're wrong, both of youlose a point and drink.
Or you can put it on their tabby selecting someone to answer

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for you.
If they're right, you lose apoint and drink.
If they're wrong, you gain apoint.
Make sure to balance potentialrisk and reward when you put it
on their tab, all right.
So today's Think or Drink is alittle different.
Our theme today is spot thefake.
So with each question, you'regoing to get three things that

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are real and one that is fake.
So, for example, we're going tostart off with sports figures.
You're going to get three realsports figures names and one
fake name and you have to spotthe fake.
Now if you get the questionright traditional rules apply.
You can make somebody else takea drink.
They're going to lose a point.
If you get it wrong, you'regoing to lose a point.
Today, instead of just taking asip of what you have in front

(02:14):
of you.
We have a shot spinner and wehave 30 quarter shots on the
table.
We don't know what is in them,because Jen prepared all of them
.
We know that there are manydifferent kinds of alcohol in
there.
We also know there are threecups of Malort, and if you don't
know what Malort is, I've heardit described as what a hospital
tastes like, or burning cartires.

Josh (02:35):
Quarter shots is not correct.
There is more than a quartershot in these, I think.

Rob (02:39):
I would definitely say that they are more third to a half.

Josh (02:42):
Third to a half.

Rob (02:43):
Yeah.

Andy (02:46):
That's okay, I'm walking home, so quote star wars got a
bad feeling about this so what'sstar wars?

Matt (02:50):
just to?
It's getting worse.
Just to clear up the rules herewe are going to do away with
the put it on their tab for this, and the reason for that is
because how we're going to askthe questions and how they were
prepared.
So instead, everybody's goingto get to make it a double,
giving them the ability to teamup with somebody else to either
gain points or lose points.

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The other thing that we'regoing to do is we are going to
start with seven points eachinstead of six, because this
round is going to go a littlefaster Seven miles an hour.
Seven miles an hour.
Should we use the shot spinnerto see who is going to go first?
Spin away, host, everybodylooks so excited.
I'm spinning, here we go, we'respinning.

Andy (03:28):
We're spinning, we're spinning.
We have a morality.
Turn turn, turn.
Tell us a lesson.
We must think that is rightbetween the two of you.

Josh (03:33):
Spin it again, josh.
No, no, no, that was Rob.

Matt (03:39):
There you go, all right.

Rob (03:41):
Good God Okay.

Matt (03:42):
It is your turn.
I'm ready, Rob.
Which of these is not a realathlete?
Is it Dean Windass, formerBritish soccer player?
Destiny Hooker, former Olympicvolleyball player.
Dong Fang Zhao, Olympic gymnast.
Or Rusty Pipes, Olympicsnowboarder?
Rusty Pipes?

Rob (04:03):
is made up.

Josh (04:03):
That is correct.

Matt (04:03):
Rusty Pipes is made up.
That is correct.

Andy (04:05):
I wanted that to be real.

Rob (04:08):
No, it had to be.
It had to be Rusty Pipes.

Andy (04:12):
We are starting out strong with the dick jokes.

Rob (04:15):
Matt, you take one right down your Rusty Pipe, would you?
Oh jeez.

Andy (04:19):
That was aggressive on the spin.
I think it's pointing that backone there.
There you go.

Rob (04:25):
What could it be?
It is, oh God.
It was a Malort right off thebat.
Did we start?

Matt (04:32):
with a Malort, that's tequila, oh, okay.

Rob (04:34):
All right, Listen.

Andy (04:36):
no, that was like a very big reaction, though it was more
than what I expected for atequila reaction.

Josh (04:42):
I think to preserve the fun of this, no sniffing at
first.

Rob (04:44):
Just pick the shot up and knock it back.
Okay, that's fair.

Josh (04:48):
Because you knew before to prepare yourself for that.
It didn't help.

Matt (04:51):
That was still the reaction.
It didn't help.

Andy (04:53):
All right, this is going to be rough.

Matt (04:55):
We're off to a good start here.
I'll go next.

Andy (04:58):
So I'm going to be asking questions for Matt we're just
going to do counterclockwise.

Matt (05:01):
We're going to do counterclockwise Okay sounds
good.

Josh (05:03):
Nope, that is for sure.
Clockwise.

Rob (05:06):
It definitely is.

Josh (05:10):
We are just starting.
This is going well.

Andy (05:12):
Oh boy All right, matt, I'm going to give you a choice.
Do you want a tabletop gamingquestion or a music question?
I'll do music.
All right, let's go with.
We'll start with an easy one.
These are strings on astandardly tuned guitar a, b, c

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and d c.
C is the correct answer, wowwell, the incorrect answer,
right, correct.

Josh (05:44):
Yeah, the correct, the correct answer.

Rob (05:45):
Wow, well, the incorrect answer, right Correct?

Josh (05:46):
Yeah.

Matt (05:47):
The correct incorrect answer.
Yes, Rob, since you did it tome, you spin that thing and see
what happens to you.

Josh (05:53):
Here we go.

Rob (05:55):
God help me.
Okay, josh, thank you.
All right, no sniffs you got itStraight down, no sniffs, it's
clear.

Josh (06:05):
Tequila.
Oh yeah, we're strong ontequila.

Andy (06:09):
Okay, you're right there.

Matt (06:11):
I'm great.

Josh (06:12):
Great, continuing clockwise on the Greek.

Matt (06:14):
Orthodox clock.
You got a taste of them.

Rob (06:16):
Rob.
All right, do we have water inhere?

Andy (06:20):
I brought my own.

Rob (06:21):
Oh, okay, that's fine.

Andy (06:23):
I'm going to crack one of these beers before you get into
the next question there.
Matthew.

Rob (06:26):
I'm going to crack an Equilibrium.
Peach Skies it's a sour Indiapale ale with peach vanilla and
select hops.
That's a lot.

Matt (06:34):
Alright, 7%.
Josh.
Anita Bath, Olympic swimmer D1.
A boner WN NBA player.
Sorry, what was the first name?
I need a bath.

Josh (06:47):
I need a bath.
No, no, no, no, no.
The first name of the secondathlete, D wanna boner C Ivana
Mandic.

Matt (06:56):
Oh my God.
Or D Misty Hyman.
Wait, hold on, holy shit.

Andy (07:02):
Only one of those is fake.
Oh man, some cruel parents outthere, okay.

Matt (07:09):
I Can you say C again, c is Ivana Mandic.

Josh (07:15):
Ivana okay, yep, it's gotta be that one, that one's
gotta be the fake one.
That is not the fake one.

Matt (07:22):
The fake one was Anita Bath.

Andy (07:24):
That would have been my last guess.
I'm sorry, I'm distracted.
Fake one that is not the fakeone.
The fake one was Anita Bath.

Josh (07:28):
That would have been my last guess.
I'm sorry.
I'm distracted watching himopen this beer over here that's
foaming all over the place, so Ibelieve that these beers are
partially frozen.

Rob (07:36):
Whoops From Matt's outside fridge.

Andy (07:40):
Isn't that just the outside Kind of cold out there.
Alright so I have to.

Josh (07:43):
I lost a point and I have to spin for a shot.
Is that correct?

Matt (07:46):
You got to spin for a shot .
Ooh, all right.

Andy (07:50):
What happens if it's?
Which one do you think thespinner?

Matt (07:51):
lands your discretion.

Josh (07:53):
All right, I'll take a clear one we are three for three
on tequila.

Matt (07:59):
Did she replace all the water with tequila?

Andy (08:01):
She may have Straight up Everything's tequila Jen doesn't
want any of us to drive hometoday.

Matt (08:07):
It's worth noting that before we started this, some
unnamed party flipped around alot of things in my living room
like tchotchkes and stuff mywife had out there.
So this might be revenge, Andy,I don't care.
It's funny.
Which of the following is not areal athlete Longer Longer,
former college basketball player, Dick Paradise, former hockey
player, Harry Colon, former NFLplayer.

(08:30):
Or Ben Dover, former NASCARdriver.
Read them again.
So we have Longar Longar,former college basketball player
.
B Dick Paradise, former hockeyplayer.
C Harry Colon, former hockeyplayer.
C Harry Cullen, former NFLplayer.
Or D Bendover, former NASCARdriver.

Andy (08:52):
I think I got to go with the Harry Cullen.

Matt (08:54):
He actually is a former NFL player.

Josh (08:57):
It's got to be Bendover, right, it is Bendover why
couldn't.

Andy (08:59):
I have gotten it.
My gut was telling me, bendover, here's the thing which never
happened before.

Rob (09:09):
Here's, was telling me, bend over, here's the thing
which never happened before.

Josh (09:10):
Here's the thing.
I love that matt is readingthese names like in the most
inappropriate way possiblebecause the guy's name is harry
cologne.

Rob (09:13):
Harry cologne I knew it when he said it yeah.

Andy (09:14):
So again I went to harry colin I went to high school with
someone named harry bowles anda lot of people don't believe me
, but at at my high school wehad a morning TV show that was,
you know, the students news inthe morning and I was the news
anchor at one point.
And a video recently emerged ofme instructing Harry Bowles to

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go to the office, because thatwas the script that was handed
to me.
So if you don't believe me, Ihave proof.
All right, I got to spin thisand everyone was really nice to
him about his name in highschool.

Josh (09:49):
Right, Andy's got to spin it.

Andy (09:50):
Well, no, he didn't get made fun of.
His little brother, however,was nicknamed Shaven.

Josh (09:55):
Oh no, oh my goodness, he just poured his beer again and
it mushroom clouded over.
Oh my God, right onto all ofMatt's recording equipment.
Oh no, that's got a face goingwith it.

Andy (10:09):
Oh, my Lord, you ever poured a beer before.

Rob (10:12):
Dude.
Your fridge has ruinedeverything.

Josh (10:16):
I don't know.
That looks like it fermented asecond time in the can.

Rob (10:19):
It kind of does.

Andy (10:21):
Like wishful thinking, is all about the foamy beer.
Did you ever have a corked IPA?
Because you might have had one.

Josh (10:25):
Now, what IPA?
Corked.
Corked, it's like a you knowbad wine, like skunk.

Andy (10:31):
Yeah, yes, skunked for beer, for sure All right, I
guess I got to spin this shit,huh.

Rob (10:42):
You do have to spin this one.
Yeah, yes, that's the one.

Josh (10:46):
What color?
Oh, it's not clear.

Rob (10:50):
Oh boy, Apple cider vinegar .

Andy (10:52):
That would actually be probably just as bad for me.
I cannot do.

Matt (11:01):
My wife does the apple cider vinegar for gut health or
whatever, but I can't do it.
It could be whiskey, dependingon how dark it is.

Andy (11:05):
It could be whiskey, depending on how dark it is.
It could be Kahlua.
Doesn't look like Kahlua.
Okay, alright, here we goHoping.
It's whiskey, I don't know whatit is, but it's not good oh is
it the?
Malort.

Josh (11:14):
It might be the Malort.
Let me smell it.
I've had Malort.
Oh, that's the Malort.

Andy (11:19):
Alright, if that's the Malort.
I've never had Malort before.
That is not as bad as thevideos make it out to be Like.
It's not good, I don't wantanother.
The reaction videos I've seenhave been much worse than that.
Lets on.
I will say that taste lingers.
It's bitter.
That is not a good aftertaste.

(11:39):
We are chasing that.

Rob (11:42):
Yeah, nobody drink these Equilibrium's.
I'm not sure what's wrong withthem.

Josh (11:46):
They don't taste good.

Andy (11:47):
I'm drinking a other robots.

Rob (11:50):
Well, I think that because it's an unfiltered IPA, I think
all the unfiltered bits are atthe bottom frozen, and so I'm
just getting the runoff and Ican see like little bits of dead
yeast in there.
You see that.

Matt (12:01):
Yep, yeah.

Rob (12:03):
We're not going to do that.

Matt (12:04):
So on the table we do have other robots, which is a Hell's
Lager from Bald Birds.
I absolutely love that beer.

Rob (12:10):
It's pronounced Helles.
Helles, it means light inGerman.
Thank you.

Andy (12:16):
Okay.

Rob (12:17):
Like the opposite of dark light Gotcha, after round one
we're all tied with six pointsapiece.
Alright.

Matt (12:25):
Rob?
Yes, which of these is not areal athlete?
Go on, is it Skip Tickles,former Lions offensive
coordinator?
Dick Felt, former NFL player,coco Crisp, former MLB player,
or Rowdy Gaines, former Olympicswimmer?

Rob (12:44):
Give me the first two again , please.

Matt (12:44):
Skip Tickles, former Olympic swimmer, give me the
first two again, please.
Skip Tickles, former Lionsoffensive coordinator, or Dick
Felt, former.

Andy (12:50):
NFL player.
I want Skip Tickles to be real.

Rob (12:52):
I really do.
I'm going Dick Felt.

Matt (12:56):
Dick Felt is a real person .

Andy (12:58):
Oh, he gets that drink.
Actually, that one I had heardbefore.

Josh (13:01):
Skip Tickles is the false one, there's one name in my mind
that if it's not in here inthis category, I'm going to lose
all faith in Matt.

Rob (13:10):
I won't say it now because I don't want everyone to know.
I believe that that is thefront cup there.

Josh (13:15):
Oh, it's not clear.
Front solo cup.
That one was a heavy pour byJen.
I'm not drinking this wholething, I don't care what it is.

Rob (13:25):
I'm not drinking this whole thing.
I don't care what it is.
I'm taking a sip of this.
I got to drive after this it'sgoing to be water.

Josh (13:29):
Just brown water.

Andy (13:31):
Captain All right, nice, that's a nice change of pace.

Josh (13:34):
I'll leave that for a sipper.

Rob (13:36):
We're okay.

Josh (13:37):
All right, Since you're not drinking the beer, you can
be.
You know, you know that's fair.

Andy (13:41):
All right, matt, hit me.
Do you want tabletop games ormusic?

Matt (13:46):
I'll take tabletop this time.
Tabletop games.

Andy (13:49):
All right, here we go.
These were the original team ofthe OG Dungeons and Dragons
Gary Gygax, dave Arnson, dougStewart, j Eric Holmes.
The last one Is Incorrect.

(14:09):
The correct answer is DougStewart.
Gary Gygax and Dave Arnson Werethe ones who wrote the original
rules.
J Eric Holmes Kind of compiledthat into the first edition of
the book.
Doug Stewart was on the team In1991.
Hey everybody, I'm a nerd.

Josh (14:25):
Oh, we got our first water shot.

Andy (14:26):
There's collusion happening first edition of the
book.
Doug Stewart was on the team in1991.

Matt (14:29):
Hey everybody, I'm a nerd.
Oh, we got our first water shot, we got water.

Josh (14:31):
There's collusion happening, I think yeah.
Jen pointed it out to him whenshe set the tray down Lost a
point out of that one, josh.

Matt (14:35):
That makes it your turn.
Rusty Koontz, chuck Long, randyBangs or urban shocker.
So rusty coons, mlb player andcoach.
Chuck long, former nflquarterback.
Randy bangs, pro boxer.
Or urban shocker, former mlbpitcher oh man um, I will go d

(15:01):
shocker, d shocker.
Urban Shocker is a real person.
It was Randy Bangs that was nota real you have not gotten a
single one right yet.

Josh (15:10):
Yeah, this is pretty bad.

Rob (15:12):
No, I've got one right.
I kicked off right they eachgot one right.

Josh (15:15):
Oh, that's right, that's right.

Rob (15:16):
All right, josh spin her up .

Josh (15:18):
Okay, here we go.

Rob (15:20):
Okay.
Hand me whatever to me that ispointing through these two into
the back here, so that is theone I would hand you it's clear
again could be did you put vodkain this mix?

Josh (15:32):
yes, it could be vodka could be, tequila could be water
let's find out.
I'm safe that was a water thatwas a water, andy.

Matt (15:45):
Which one is not a real athlete.
Is it A Johnny Jock Garter,former Olympic wrestler.
B Fair Hooker, former NFL widereceiver.
C Dick Poole, former MLBpitcher and coach, or Pete Lecoq
, former MLB player?
Pete Lecoq seems too.
I gotta go with Pete.

Andy (16:03):
Lecoq former MLB player, oh my.

Matt (16:04):
God.

Andy (16:04):
Pete.

Josh (16:05):
Lecoq seems too ridiculous to be real.

Andy (16:06):
I got to go with Pete Lecoq.

Rob (16:10):
That's ridiculous.

Josh (16:12):
Tell me.

Rob (16:12):
Pete Lecoq is a real person .
He's a real person.

Andy (16:16):
Pete, I am so sorry.

Matt (16:19):
Oh, yay, yay you got the money man.

Josh (16:21):
Change your last name Johnny Jock Garter.
You should have Jock Garterer.
Change your last name JohnnyJockgarder.
You should have.

Andy (16:24):
Jockgarder.
That's awful as well.

Rob (16:28):
Pete the Dick Winner up yeah In France.

Andy (16:33):
There we go.

Rob (16:34):
There it comes, coming around, coming around, coming
around.

Andy (16:36):
I think we're firmly on that one here.

Rob (16:39):
Yes, very good.

Andy (16:39):
All right, we're clear.
I think this is going to makeup for the Malort.
More Malort, that's somehigh-quality H2O.

Rob (16:49):
Oh my God, Everybody's getting the waters, gatorade.

Matt (16:52):
All right, I will give you all an option.
We can continue with athletesPass, we can switch over to beer
names or we can switch over toas seen on TV products.

Rob (17:02):
Beer names Beer names.
Let's do a couple rounds ofbeer names these are going to be
equally ridiculous.
By the way, we are currently ateverybody's got five.

Josh (17:11):
Are you going to have to go back to athletes at some
point?

Matt (17:13):
Well, not necessarily.

Rob (17:19):
If Dick Trickle isn't on your list, I'm going to lose my
mind.

Josh (17:20):
We all know who Dick Trickle is.
Well, that's what.

Matt (17:22):
I'm saying that has to be on there, all right.
So, rob, yes, which of thefollowing?
Not a real beer?
Hoppy Ending Pale Ale.
Palo Alto Brewing.
Do you want me to read thebreweries?
Or just the beer names?
Just the beer names.

Andy (17:37):
Okay, I feel like reading the breweries.
Actually, we might actuallythat might help some of us.

Matt (17:41):
Agreed Hoppy Ending Pale Ale Poly.
Actually that might help.

Josh (17:47):
some of us agreed hoppy ending pale ale, polygamy,
porter, nut smasher, imperialale or thirsty beaver ale.

Matt (17:52):
Oh, my god, all breweries make the dumbest names.
All of these could be legitwhich one not a real beer I'm
gonna go with nut smasher not areal nut smasher.
The indeed brewing company outof minnesota would with you.

Andy (18:02):
That is indeed a real beer .

Matt (18:03):
Thirsty Beaver, not a real beer, thirsty Beaver.

Andy (18:06):
That one's too on the nose , oh man man, we are doing great
Well done Andy.

Matt (18:13):
Well done.
All lifelines still intactfolks.

Andy (18:16):
On my count we're two for nine.
I don't think a lifeline'sgoing to help anybody no, Aside
from making somebody else drink.

Matt (18:22):
All right, Andy Hang on.

Rob (18:24):
No, oh, oh, he's going to spin, he's going to spin.
I believe that's the one allthe way in the back.
Yeah, let me see that.

Josh (18:32):
It's just wild that we haven't accidentally got more
right.
I'm very concerned by the color, is it not white?
It could be Malort.
Oh, do it well, that's bourbonwe're good.

Andy (18:47):
I gotta say again, malort's not as bad as I was
expecting, like it's not good,that's fair.
Oh right, balser yeah stoptabletop games or music what you
want.
I'll go back to music.
All right, these are intervalspresent in a major triad chord

(19:09):
For example a, C major chord, amajor third, a minor third, a
perfect fifth or a minor seventh?

Matt (19:18):
Read it again, please.

Andy (19:19):
These are the intervals present in a major triad chord,
for example a C major triadchord.
Is there a major third, a minorthird, a minor third, perfect
fifth or a minor?

Josh (19:31):
seventh, he's a percussionist.
He's never heard these terms.

Matt (19:34):
If he would have paid attention in band, he would have
gotten this.
There's no minor.

Andy (19:37):
Seventh is the correct answer.
A major triad is built with amajor third and a minor third on
top of that, and from the rootto that top note is a perfect
fifth.
So the correct answer is aminor seventh.

Rob (19:52):
I knew that one.
We did take theory together.
We did With Mike.
Good yeah, Senior year of highschool.
Good job, Mike Yep.
All right, Matt who's drinking?

Josh (20:02):
You Me, you, okay.

Rob (20:05):
All right.

Matt (20:09):
All me, you okay, all right, all right for your
drinkables victory spin wellthat's very clearly at this.

Josh (20:15):
This is either bourbon captain, I can tell right off
the bat I have this shot spinnersound drop.

Matt (20:19):
I keep forgetting, it's okay you can add in post little
captain morgan, no big deal.

Rob (20:27):
All right, it's Josh's question.

Josh (20:29):
Yeah, cool, can't wait to drink again.
That's what we're here for,right.
We've been so good at this sofar.

Andy (20:36):
We knew what we were signing up for.

Matt (20:37):
Which is not a real beer Golden Shower Imperial Pilsner?
No, that can't be the TittyBear, the Titty Bear Panty,
peeler Capital Ale or Big CockIPA.
Oh lordy.

Andy (20:53):
I love everything about this game.

Josh (20:57):
This is absurd Now if Matt was doing this?

Matt (21:03):
right.
He would have each of thesebeers available for us to taste
after.
This is low budget.
There were some budgetconstraints here as far as
importing beer from other states.

Josh (21:09):
All right, run them down one more time, golden.

Matt (21:12):
Shower, imperial Pilsner, the Titty Bear, panty, peeler,
triple Air or Big Cock IPA.
I'm going to go with the TittyBeer.

Andy (21:22):
That is correct, and you know how we know Josh.

Josh (21:28):
Because that's the only one.
He didn't list off what kind ofbeer it was, did it?
I didn't even notice?
Ooh, all right, so what's thecurrent score?

Rob (21:38):
Matt and Andy with five apiece, you and I with four
apiece.

Josh (21:41):
All right, then I guess I'll give that to Matt Shot
spinner sound drop to Matt Shotspinner sound drop Sounded like
my lord A little intense.

Rob (21:56):
No, you're not supposed to smell it, he's just going to get
his nose into every one of them.
Water, water again.

Andy (22:00):
I think he's got to do another one, since he sniffed it
.
We're calling a party foul,spin another.
You know you don't have to lineit up.
The people at home can't see.

Rob (22:14):
Oh, easy, okay, Another water, do not smell.

Josh (22:18):
I'm sorry, oh, he's doing it again.
This guy Do not smell Drink.
It wasn't water, that's bourbon.

Andy (22:25):
All right, that's the issue too with bourbon.
You're not supposed to tossbourbon.
Well no, You're not supposed to, that's going to burn.

Matt (22:33):
What do we care?
All right, it's a shame, that'sall I think it's me.
You.
Which of these, Andy, is not areal beer?
Raging Bitch Belgium IPA.

Andy (22:50):
Morningwood Stout, bearded Beaver Ale or Smooth
Hop-T-Mator IPA.
See, I didn't have the tell onthat one.

Matt (22:56):
Read them again.
We have Raging Bitch BelgianIPA Morningwood Stout, Bearded
Beaver Ale, or SmoothHop-T-Mator IPA the Battle of
the Big Beaver, oh, or Smooth.

Rob (23:08):
Hop-to-mator IPA.

Matt (23:08):
The battle of the big beaver, oh, smooth, hop-to-mator
.

Josh (23:13):
I've heard of one of these actually.

Rob (23:15):
Many men were lost.

Andy (23:16):
Let's make it a double with you, then which one are you
?
I'm 99%.

Josh (23:23):
Certain Raging Bitch is a beer I've seen before.

Andy (23:26):
That one was sounding familiar as well.

Josh (23:28):
I think it might be um lying.
What is it?
Flying dog or no?
I forget what the brewery is,but anyway, I've heard of that
one um I feel like morning woodfor a breakfast out is just yeah
, for sure, that's easy.
What were the last two then?

Matt (23:44):
the cnd, yeah, where the bearded beaver ale and the
smooth hop to mater ipa smoothhop to mater, so easy to
actually so yeah, we're goingfor the bearded beaver.

Andy (23:54):
We're going for the bearded beaver bearded beaver
isn't the correct answer hey, ohwell done are you taking?

Josh (24:00):
a point back.

Andy (24:01):
That means yeah, let's keep the game going.
I'll take a point back yeah,same here.

Josh (24:04):
I'll take a point, please taking points okay, all Alright.

Rob (24:07):
so that actually does mix it up quite a bit.
And you are right, Raging Bitchis Flying Dog.

Josh (24:13):
Flying Dog.
Yeah, that's what I thought,and.

Rob (24:14):
Smooth Hop Tomato I've had as well before Appalachian.

Matt (24:17):
Brewing yeah, okay.

Rob (24:19):
So at the end of this round we've got Andy in first place
with six points, josh in secondplace with five, and myself and
Matt in last place with fourpoints.

Josh (24:33):
All right, let's do this.

Matt (24:36):
Rob, which of these is not a real beer?
A Bitter End IPA, b PickleTickler Lager, c Dick's Cream
Stout or D Nutsack Brown Ale.

Rob (24:50):
Oh yeah, there is absolutely no way that somebody
has a Nutsack Brown out there,so I'm going to go with Nutsack.

Josh (24:59):
Brown.
Ale you think Dick's Cream isbetter.

Rob (25:04):
I think it's more plausible than Nutsack Brown Ale.

Matt (25:07):
The Engine 15 Brewing Company in Florida would
disagree with you the pickletickler lager was the correct
answer.

Josh (25:14):
You know what I have had?
A pickle beer.
Lord Hobo makes a pickle IPA.

Andy (25:20):
I'm not a pickle fan.

Josh (25:22):
It sounds gross to me.
They partnered with Grillo'sPickles and they made this IPA.

Rob (25:26):
Grillo's makes a great pickle.
Can you hand me that shotplease?
What color is it Clear?

Andy (25:33):
It's water, you're fine, toss it back.
It's for sure water.

Rob (25:37):
Hey-o.

Matt (25:41):
The drinking gods show mercy upon Rob for the first
time that makes it, my turn.

Josh (25:46):
Oh, hey, yeah.

Andy (25:47):
All right, he did music first time.
That makes it my turn.
Oh hey, yeah, all right, justall, hey, yeah.

Josh (25:50):
He did music last time.
Give him a board game this time.

Andy (25:52):
What do you?

Josh (25:52):
want Board game or music.

Andy (25:53):
Board game.

Matt (25:54):
I might as well just spin the shot spinner and call it.

Andy (25:56):
We're sticking with Dungeons and Dragons.
You're not a board game guy.

Rob (26:03):
I am but my level of is tabletop games.
Oh, alright.

Andy (26:09):
So here we go Tabletop, then these companies have
claimed ownership over Dungeonsand Dragons A.
Mattel, b.
Tactical Studies, rules aka TSR, c.
Wizards of the Coast, d Hasbro.

Rob (26:26):
Wizards of the Sleeve E.

Matt (26:29):
Say.

Josh (26:29):
A, mattel A, mattel B, no, is that what?

Andy (26:34):
was your answer C Wizards of the Coast and D Hasbro.

Matt (26:38):
You know what I'm going to make it a double.

Rob (26:42):
Oi Barkeep, make it a double Barkeep, rob a double
Barkeep.

Matt (26:49):
Rob, you're in which company?
I think it's Mattel that hasn't.

Rob (26:55):
I think it's Mattel that hasn't.

Matt (26:56):
I would agree, you would agree.
Yes, we're going for Mattel.

Andy (27:00):
Mattel is the correct answer.
Yeah, I knew it was A or B.
I'm taking a point back TSR wasthe original company.

Rob (27:08):
Matt, you're taking a point back.

Josh (27:09):
You're taking somebody away.
Wizards of the Coast iscurrently owned by Hasbro.
Now it's Hasbro, yeah.

Andy (27:13):
For now, until Elon Musk successfully buys it.

Matt (27:16):
How many points do you have?

Rob (27:18):
Taking one back.
I have four now, Andy with six,Josh with five, you with four.

Matt (27:25):
I'm going to give me a point, yeah okay, you with five,
you with four, I'm going togive me a point.
You with five, then I want totry and win this one Good luck
to you sir, so you both tookpoints back.

Rob (27:31):
That's correct.
So, yes, just to recap againfor all of you around this table
Andy, six, Josh and Matt five.
Myself four.

Matt (27:42):
Tight, tight, tight, tight , tight, tight, rob.
Which of these?

Andy (27:48):
is not a real beer.
Huh, no, it's.

Josh (27:50):
Rob.

Rob (27:51):
It's me.

Josh (27:51):
No, didn't he just go.

Rob (27:53):
Oh, you're totally right, you're right.
Oh my gosh, this wholeclockwise thing is really going
to get us fouled up, you knowwhat?
Sorry, at least somebody aroundthis table is paying attention,
or sober enough.

Josh (28:03):
I should have let them go.
Everyone's losing points, nevermind Go back the other way.

Matt (28:09):
Josh, which of these is not a real beer?
Funky Nut, Butter Porter.

Josh (28:20):
Horny Devil, belgian Ale Dirty Blonde, ale Butterface
Amber.
Ale oh, most seem plausible.
What was A, so A was what again?

Matt (28:29):
A was Funky Nut Butter Porter.
B was Horny Hop Devil, belgianAle.
C Dirty Blonde Ale.
D Butterface Amber Ale.

Josh (28:38):
I'm going to go with A.

Matt (28:40):
A is the correct answer Well done, thank you.
Well done, josh, thank you.
You are thinking, not drinkingwho's?

Josh (28:45):
drinking.
I am going to have to.
No, yeah, I got to go.
Andy's got to take him, allright, because he's in the lead.
He was Not anymore.

Andy (28:58):
That is.

Matt (28:59):
Closest has to be this one .
Closest, this one.

Josh (29:00):
Yeah, clear, clear liquor.

Andy (29:04):
Had a lot of maybe.
Oh, boy tequila, it's water.
Whoa, wow, wow.

Matt (29:12):
Come on, jan, I'm sobering up here one third our water, so
one third our water.

Josh (29:16):
We have a lot of points left for the amount of shots
that are left on the table wecan re-rack and send it back.
Oh my goodness all right, robneeds to call an uber.

Matt (29:27):
I'm ready.
Andy Just took a question.
Oh no, yeah, jesus, which ofthese?
Not a real beer?
Sexual chocolate, imperialstout, morning glory coffee
stout?
I think we already did thatHumpday IPA, we did morning wood
.

Andy (29:42):
This is morning glory Humpday IPA.

Matt (29:45):
Andy throbbing wood.
Ipa Throbbing Wood.

Andy (29:49):
I'm going Throbbing Wood.
Throbbing Wood is the correctanswer.

Josh (29:52):
Oh, okay.

Andy (29:53):
Matt you drink for that.

Josh (29:54):
Yeah.

Rob (29:56):
Matt, were you thinking about Throbbing Wood when you
made that answer up?

Matt (30:01):
No, I was just thinking about.
I'm sorry I can't help it.
This guy, I'm sorry I can'thelp it.
He just sticks his nose ineverything he's got to do a
double he's got to do that oneand then another no, no, no.

Andy (30:13):
We can't do doubles because we'll run out no, but
he's the only one that keepsdoing this.
He needs to spin it and mixthem in the same cup oh.
I hate all of this.

Rob (30:23):
I vote for that learn your lesson sir here we go, mix this
in with it.
I'm in.
I vote for that.
Learn your lesson, sir.
He landed on the same cup.
Here we go, mix this in with it.
Right here no no, no, pour thatone into it.
There you go.
Good luck to you.
Hand me the empty, please.
Thank you, that was a vodkabourbon.

Matt (30:44):
You're welcome.
Maybe he's not sure.
It's my first ever bourbon.

Rob (30:48):
Isn't that a site where you can rent houses and things now,
bourbon, something like that?

Matt (30:55):
Might be Might be.

Josh (30:56):
I know.

Matt (30:57):
Okay, whose turn is it?

Josh (30:58):
That would be.
It would be me, rob's turn.

Rob (31:01):
It's my turn for real.

Matt (31:03):
Rob, where's these?
Not a real beer?
Double D, blonde Ale, stiff RodLager, pillow Fight Milk Stout.
Hoochie Mama, ale Hoochie Mama,or Boochie Mama, hoochie Mama.

Rob (31:18):
Oh, I don't know.
One more time.

Matt (31:20):
Double D Blonde Ale Stiff Rod Lager.
Pillow Fight Milk Stout.

Rob (31:24):
It's got to be the Stiff Rod.
You're thinking about thesethings way too much.

Matt (31:29):
It is the stiff rod that is.

Rob (31:30):
Yeah, well, you know one too many penis jokes matt well
you know, a stiff rod leads to astiff drink, matthew are you
serious right now I am spin itmatt.

Josh (31:40):
Next round he's gonna be like miller light cores, light
heart, boner or corona and we'regoing back to athletes now.

Matt (31:49):
Hey, don't sniff this.

Josh (31:52):
What color that looks very Malort-esque.

Rob (31:55):
Malort.
That's either Malort or CaptainMorgan, if I ever saw it.
Malort, oh, I think it's the.

Andy (32:08):
Malort.

Josh (32:09):
Is it?

Andy (32:09):
the Malortort.
Should I have the video readyfor that?

Josh (32:11):
why are your eyes so wide?

Andy (32:13):
is it the?

Matt (32:13):
malort.
It's either malort or rubbingalcohol on hydrogen peroxide,
I'm not sure oh wow, yeah, I'mmaking stuff welcome to the
party.
Rob needs one of those I'm notgetting there that's two out of
three down that's two out ofthree how did you not say that
this is like turpentine doesn'tfloor cleaner don't get me wrong

(32:36):
, it's not good, it's not goodokay, I do not want another,
just andy is a man stick with mefor a second here.
Is that really early in mycareer?
Really early in my career Igave support for, like, children
with autism.
That was my job.
I worked in daycares.

Andy (32:50):
I don't like where this is going.
It smells like daycare cleaner.

Matt (32:52):
That's what it tastes like .

Josh (32:53):
That's so specific.
Hey, matt, good news it's yourturn, great.

Matt (33:01):
My tongue just went on strike.

Josh (33:03):
He gets to go back to music now.

Andy (33:04):
Music or tabletop.

Rob (33:06):
Music, but include something about a rod Music, all
right.

Andy (33:11):
These famous jazz musicians are from the city of
New Orleans.

Josh (33:16):
Oh, this is a little harder, I think.

Andy (33:17):
Louis Armstrong, wynton Marsalis, trombone Shorty Herbie
Hancock, wynton Marsalis, isincorrect.

Rob (33:28):
Herbie Hancock, isn't it?

Andy (33:30):
The entire family of the Marsalises are from New Orleans,
the first family of jazz.
Herbie Hancock is a Chicago man.

Josh (33:39):
Ooh have another spin.
Herbie Hancock, you could alsosign the.

Rob (33:43):
Declaration of Independence .
For any of those who don't knowthat reference, watch Tommy Boy
Tommy.

Josh (33:51):
Boy reference.
Yeah, you could potentially goto Tommy likey.
Tommy want wingy.
You could potentially go toMalorts in a row, the dueling
Malorts.

Matt (34:04):
Thank God, it was water, you need one of those.

Josh (34:06):
Oh, all right, brings us Josh.
Josh need one of those oh.

Rob (34:08):
All right, brings us Josh.
Josh, that's me Josh.

Matt (34:12):
Josh, Josh, Josh.
We're going back to athletes.

Rob (34:15):
Josh, josh.

Matt (34:16):
Josh, we're going back to athletes.

Josh (34:17):
What was the other category, athletes?
Now, we didn't even explore theother category yet.

Matt (34:21):
We went through all my inappropriate beer.
What I have left now isactually real beer, which is a
lot harder.

Josh (34:24):
Yeah, but there was another category other than beer
and athletes.

Matt (34:26):
Yes, we have made it as seen on TV products.
Do you want to do seen?

Josh (34:29):
on TV.
Yeah, let's do something new.

Rob (34:31):
Yeah, throw that out there.

Josh (34:32):
Mix it up.

Matt (34:33):
Which of these is not a real product?
First up, the Scoopalyzerelectronic cat litter box.
The Shake Weight exerciseequipment that shakes for muscle
toning.
The Euro Club it's a golf clubwith a hidden urinal.
I have a lot of questions aboutthis.
And the Knork, a knife-forkhybrid utensil.

Josh (34:53):
Oh man, I feel like the Knork has to be a real thing.
That makes sense, right, flipit around.
There's a knife on the back.
Obviously, we all know there'sshake weights.

Andy (35:01):
Does that mean you're grabbing it by the knife?
Yeah, don't worry about it,it's not sharp Anybody ever see
Scrubs, knife wrench?

Matt (35:08):
No yeah, scrubs was great.

Andy (35:10):
Neil.

Matt (35:10):
Flynn man, the janitor.

Josh (35:12):
Shout out.
So what were the other two?
That wasn't Knork and ShakeWeight.
So we have the Uro.

Matt (35:17):
Club, a golf club with a hidden urinal, or the
Scoopalyzer, the electronic catlitter box.

Josh (35:23):
As much as I don't know.
I feel like golfers have someof the dumbest products, and I'm
a golfer so but I'm going to gowith that urinal club, the Euro
.

Matt (35:33):
Club is indeed a real product, the scopolizer.
However.

Josh (35:36):
Oh, it sounded so real.

Matt (35:38):
There are electronic litter boxes, but none called
the scopolizer.

Rob (35:41):
Well, there you have it.

Andy (35:43):
I need a description here, matt.
So the Euro Club?
Is it like a hollow?

Matt (35:48):
tube?
I have no idea, I did.

Andy (35:53):
Google verify that these are all real things.
It just kind of looks likeyou're standing there lining up
a shot, I would imagine You'repeeing down the inside.

Rob (35:57):
Well, so they make golf club flasks.
I imagine it's just the samething, but you're filling it
with piss instead of I don'tunderstand why you would need
that.
I play a lot of golf and youjust pee by a tree.

Josh (36:11):
The world is our urinal right.
Yeah, apparently.
Anyway, this is dark brown.
It's got to be bourbon, yeahfor sure.
But can you tell what bourbonit is?
I brought it so I think.
So I believe it's a Hamador cabfinish.
Is that the only bourbon youput out there, matt?

Matt (36:32):
No, there's Buffalo Trace.

Rob (36:35):
I had Buffalo Trace back in .

Josh (36:37):
Then you know, I wasn't thinking that's probably the
Buffalo Trace.

Matt (36:41):
There's a bourbon person listening to this somewhere
going.
Why would you shoot BuffaloTrace Like someone's ready to?

Rob (36:46):
come wipe the house on fire , it's all right, because we are
on a podcast where we do dumbthings.

Matt (36:51):
Yeah, what's my question?
Which of these is not a realproduct?
The Pet Rock, novelty stone pet, a baby mop onesie with mop
pads that you put on a crawlingbaby.
A yodeling pickle a plasticpickle that yodels.
Or a Snoozy Spray, snoop Doggbranded air freshener.

Andy (37:07):
Snoozy Spray?
Absolutely not what?

Josh (37:10):
He's branded everything.

Andy (37:12):
Sure, but I'm the Pet Rock was a real thing.

Rob (37:15):
It's the Yodeling Pickle.

Andy (37:18):
I feel like there was that whole phase with, like, the
singing wide mouth you can makeit a double, you got one of
those left.

Josh (37:24):
I don't know, it's fine.
He answered.

Matt (37:28):
The baby mop is just brilliant.
You're going with snizzle sprayFor shizzle.
No snizzle Wow.

Andy (37:35):
Well, I seem to remember the baby mop thing, because I
remember saying that's brilliant, makes absolute sense.
The yodeling pickle, like Isaid, there was that whole phase
With all the singing,animatronic shit.

Josh (37:48):
So yeah, you ever see kitten mittens Kitten?

Andy (37:52):
mittens no, it seems like a bad idea.

Josh (37:55):
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Reference.

Andy (37:57):
Oh, okay, that was a great show.

Rob (37:59):
Who's losing for you?

Andy (38:00):
Oh we're giving it to.

Matt (38:00):
Matt, how many?
Oh my God.

Rob (38:05):
Matt on the brink, did you say how many?
Oh my God, how many points.

Matt (38:10):
Matt has one point left.

Josh (38:13):
He's got a clear one it's not Malort.
That is some high quality.

Rob (38:17):
H2O.
All right, okay, at the end ofthis round, we have Andy in the
lead with five points, josh andmyself with four, and Matt on
the brink with one.

Matt (38:27):
Rob, josh and myself with four and Matt on the brink with
one, rob.
Yes, which of these Not a realproduct?
The Titty Bear, a seatbeltcomfort accessory it resurfaces.
No, that was Titty Beer, thisis Titty Bear.
A seatbelt comfort accessoryGrandma's Gravy Pal 2000.
The heated gravy boat All right, the Beard Bib accessory

(38:53):
grandma's gravy pal 2000.
The heated gravy boat all right, the beard bib a bib for
trimming your beard.
Or the egg extractor, an eggpeeling device.

Andy (38:56):
Okay, so I remember the egg extractor and the beard bib
yeah, I have the question is ofwhat a beard okay, well, it's
great, my mom made it, but youtied her, you tied around your
neck it's got little suctioncups that you put to the mirror
so that when you shave yourbeard the trimmings fall into
the beard bib instead of thesink ah, I kind of need that

(39:17):
there is, there is no way thatanybody would have released a
product called the titty bear.

Josh (39:25):
The titty bear is not true drink oh my goodness, that is
indeed grandma's gravy boat.
It is grandma.

Matt (39:33):
I was a hundred percent with you on that one so the
titty bear seat belt comfortaccessory google verified is if
you guys remember, in the 90sthere was this thing that like
positioned a seat belt for kids.
Yeah, yeah it is the same thing, except it's shaped like a
fuzzy teddy bear.

Rob (39:49):
Oh, yeah, yeah but why was it called the Titty Bear?
I have no idea If it's forchildren.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Josh (39:55):
Titty or T-I-D-D-I-E, t-i-d-d.
It's the Tidy Bear, god damn itMatt Like a Titty bear, but for
kids Titty Double D Wow.

Andy (40:07):
Oh, that's a.

Rob (40:08):
Malort face Nope it's tequila man.

Josh (40:13):
so how many do we have left?
We have three, six, nine, tenshots left, and one is Malort.

Matt (40:18):
All right, I'm great.
He's great Rob's, great, rob'sgreat.
That makes it my turn.

Rob (40:23):
It's your turn, it sure is.
I believe we're back totabletop games.

Josh (40:27):
You want music or tabletop games.
Matt, I think you have to getthis correct.

Rob (40:30):
Oh, maybe you need to lean music now.
Double music Yep, I'm goingmusic.

Matt (40:35):
I'm doing everything I can .
I'm going to stay alive.

Andy (40:37):
All right, your last question was the answer of
Herbie Hancock.
So Herbie Hancock wrote all ofthese tunes A Give Up the Funk,
b Chameleon, c, watermelon man,d Groove is in the Heart.

Rob (40:56):
Bow bow, bow bow.
Dun dun dun dun dun oh Dun dundun dun Boy balking Dun dun dun
dun dun Making a double.

Andy (41:04):
Uh-oh, he's taking somebody with him.

Matt (41:07):
Now the obvious choice here to make it a double with
would be Andy, but you can't, Ican't.

Andy (41:12):
I would know the correct answer.

Rob (41:14):
Rob, I have no idea, but if you'd like to make it a double
with me, go right ahead.

Josh (41:19):
All that being said, Josh Shoot.

Andy (41:24):
I need the rest of those again.

Josh (41:25):
Yeah, let's give those again.

Andy (41:26):
Herbie Hancock wrote all of these tunes A Give Up the
Funk, b Chameleon, c Watermelonman, d Groove is in the Hut.

Josh (41:38):
I have no idea.
My guess is as good as yours,Sorry you should have went
across the table.
I was thinking Chameleon, but Idon't know.
I was thinking Watermelon man.
What would I have guessed?

Matt (41:50):
Watermelon man.
I mean, alright, we're going togo.

Andy (41:53):
Watermelon man, that is incorrect Crap the correct
answer.
I guess the incorrect answer isGive Up the Funk.

Matt (42:00):
That means Josh and I both have to spin and I'm dead and
you're out.

Rob (42:04):
So Josh also loses a point there, right.

Andy (42:06):
He does, we and you're out , so Josh also loses a point
there right.
He does.
We've been doing that wrong.
That one the one that surprisedme was Groove is in the heart.
That one I would not haveguessed to be Herbie Hancock.

Matt (42:14):
Man three waters in a row.

Josh (42:16):
That's kind of disappointing.
I could have gone for another.
You can have mine if you want.
It's definitely not water.
Nope, I think I have bourbonagain.
Means there is a MalortOutstanding.
Nope, I had Captain Morgan, ohOkay.

Rob (42:28):
All right.

Josh (42:29):
There is a Malort Outstanding.

Matt (42:31):
The good news is, that means it's on me to ask
questions here for the rest ofthe game and it's my turn.

Josh (42:34):
How many do I have left?

Rob (42:37):
I'll recap as soon as we're done with Andy, because that
will be an official turn.
All right, but to answer youhave three left.

Josh (42:43):
Okay, okay.

Matt (42:47):
I To answer.
You have three left, Okay.
Okay, I just wanted to makesure I wasn't like I'll do a
full recap About to be out.
Okay, so which of these is nota real product?
Is it the Flobby vacuumhaircutting system I remember
that.
The Butter Stick, a stick ofbutter in glue stick style
dispenser.
The Flip Whisk Pro, acombination whisk and spatula
for eggs.
Or the Hula Chair, an officechair that simulates hula
movements.

Josh (43:08):
Ooh what.

Rob (43:10):
Anyone of you feel real strongly about knowing this Just
work your abs while you're inthe office.
Every day, I feel strong.

Josh (43:15):
Yeah, not about this though.

Rob (43:16):
No.

Josh (43:17):
So I got to clarify is it just a stick to put your butter
in, or are they selling you astick of butter?

Matt (43:21):
So it's a stick of butter in a glue stick style dispenser.
So Stick of butter in a gluestick style dispenser, so I
imagine that the product itselfis the dispenser.
Just the dispenser, probablynot going to over-.
Did you imagine that?

Josh (43:31):
in your head when you made it up.

Matt (43:33):
No, did AI Did not.
Oh yeah, he does use a lot ofAI.

Rob (43:37):
I do, he does what sounds really.
Ai-esque.

Josh (43:42):
I think I've seen the stick of butter that you can to
do like on the cob of corn with.
So the flow beef is real, thebutter thing is real, and the
last two were the flip whisk,bro, a combination whisk and
spatula.

Matt (43:54):
I'm going yes on that.
So then the next one, a chair,hula chair.

Josh (43:57):
Get rid of it.
That's.

Matt (43:58):
That's the fake one the hula chair is the fake one yeah
that is incorrect I remember thehula chair, I think it's.

Rob (44:04):
The stick of butter is real dangula chair is real dang.

Matt (44:06):
The Flip Whisk Pro, however, does not exist.

Josh (44:08):
If you remember the hula chair, why didn't you tell me
that I was offering up a doll?

Andy (44:12):
Maybe it wasn't called the same thing, but I distinctly
remember it was a product thatwas a spatula, and you turned it
and it flipped out.
Yes, for sure.

Josh (44:22):
I do remember seeing that it may not have been called that
, but anyway, Josh taking a shot, Sure a whisk spatula.
Could this be the Malort?
No, it's the wrong color.
Okay, tequila.

Rob (44:36):
Okay.

Josh (44:36):
No vodka.

Rob (44:38):
Ooh, okay.

Matt (44:40):
Andy, over to me, andy, which of these is not a real
product?
The wine rack?
A brawl with a hidden winepouch, bug assault, assault,
firing, bug killing gun.
Have one toe, tunes slipperwith built-in speakers seem to
remember that one.
Or is a noodle napper abuilt-in microfiber bread
bedspread for guinea pigs?

Andy (45:03):
that one call.
I'm calling it, you're callingit.
Yeah, it is the noodle napper.

Josh (45:07):
It's not really.

Andy (45:08):
Because I have the bug assault.

Josh (45:10):
Is it hard to?

Andy (45:11):
shoot the bugs no.

Rob (45:13):
No.

Andy (45:13):
It's got a nice spread to it.

Rob (45:15):
It's like birdshot.

Andy (45:16):
Yeah, okay.

Rob (45:17):
But with salt.
Yeah, I got to get one of those, yeah, invest in it.

Andy (45:21):
It's great, like when you cock the gun a little sight pops
up on it.

Josh (45:26):
I have the electric fly zapper.
It looks like a tennis racket.
You got to get so close to thembefore.

Andy (45:32):
Here's the thing, though.
One just showed up on my porch,nice.
We have no idea who put itthere.
It's fully functional.
But this thing like the one dayI came home from work and
there's a bug zapper tennisracket sitting on my porch.

Josh (45:47):
I shit you not.
My father-in-law picked it upand put his tongue on it.
I was like why would you dothat in front of the children?
Like why?

Andy (45:54):
Like you're supposed to show them the things that you
shouldn't, do I have All right,Josh, you're on a roll.
I'm giving you another one.

Josh (46:01):
I was not on a roll, I a roll, I just got one wrong.
Oh, now I'm down to one right.
Yeah, did I do the math right,that's correct.

Rob (46:06):
Listen, I feel assaulted, so here's where we're at, andy,
five points, oh, my Myself threepoints.
Josh, one point, matt out.

Josh (46:20):
Clear again.
Vodka again.
Oh man, we're down to fiveshots One of them is Malort.

Rob (46:29):
Okay, Matthew.

Andy (46:31):
How did we avoid?

Rob (46:31):
this one.

Andy (46:32):
Back to you.

Matt (46:34):
Which of these Not a real product?
The Teeth Guard Elite.
A tray to catch dentures whenthey fall out while eating, a
Pup Pooce, a dog carrier wornlike a baby sling, fish flops,
flip flops designed to look likefish.
Or the Chop Saver lip balm forbrass and woodwind musicians.
It's number one, it is theTeeth Guard Elite.

(46:57):
The Teeth Guard Elite that iscorrect.

Rob (47:00):
Yes, it is Andy.
I'm sorry.
We need to bring you closer toour level.
Fair enough.

Matt (47:05):
I will say Chop Saver is a great product.
I've heard a lot of brassmusicians saying nice things
about.

Josh (47:10):
Chop Saver.
What color?

Andy (47:12):
It looks Malort colored.

Rob (47:14):
Potentially the last Malort .

Andy (47:16):
The first to the last one, let's see here.

Matt (47:19):
Since Rob didn't do a shot of this, he's doing one before
we're done today.

Andy (47:22):
Oh for sure.
That's Captain Morgan.
We sure that's.
Uh, that's captain morgan.
Okay, we're down to a 25 chanceon malort.
I'm not sure if that's justreally good, captain morgan, or
I expected malort, so thereforeit tasted fantastic I don't know
that really good.

Josh (47:37):
And captain morgan go in the same sentence.
I like the captain morganprivate stocked oh, fair enough,
that's good, that's it's goodsipping.

Andy (47:46):
I used to like the Kraken, but the last time I had it I
was not a fan.

Matt (47:50):
No.

Andy (47:50):
I'm not sure if they changed something about it, but
the private stock, I'm still afan.

Rob (47:54):
All right, josh, here we go oh.

Matt (47:57):
Which is not a real product, Josh?
Is it the ostrich pillow?
A pillow for napping on the go?
The Handle by candle bar shapedlike a banana Candle ear, an
ear wax removal candle With agrip master, a tool for
increasing grip strength.

Josh (48:14):
I think I know what it is, but I'm going to bring you in
on a double here with me and wecan team up.

Rob (48:20):
I think it's banana handle.

Josh (48:22):
The other three, I for sure have heard.

Rob (48:26):
Let's make it a double.

Josh (48:27):
We're teaming up here.
We're trying to go after Bananahandlebars Yep, banana
handlebars.

Matt (48:32):
Banana handlebar is the correct answer.
Oh, I think we're going to gotwice.
Yeah, you do.

Josh (48:37):
I believe you get 50% of the shots.

Rob (48:41):
So hold on then.
Are you taking a point back orare you taking a point away from
him?
Are you taking a point back orare you taking a point away from
him?
What's he at now?
He's at four.
We could knock him down to two.
Yes, I'm going to take a pointaway from him because I'm at
three and you're at three.
So now he's at three.
I'm at three and you're at one.
You can recoup and go back totwo.

Josh (48:59):
Now you two have to go after me.
So I'm going to keep my pointat one and I'm going to ride the
I'm going to.
Well, who are you?

Rob (49:05):
going to take away from.
Well, you can't, oh yeah.

Josh (49:08):
Yeah, I was going to say I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Okay, I'm going to do two here.
I'm being bold All right.

Rob (49:13):
It's not often that you don't get a recouped point.

Josh (49:16):
This strategy might bite me, but you know who?
Tequila.

Andy (49:23):
Okay, unlike other people, I like tequila.

Josh (49:27):
Me too.

Andy (49:27):
Do I have to spin again?
Send it?

Josh (49:28):
You do there's three shots left, oh boy.

Andy (49:34):
Clear.

Josh (49:34):
Oh, it's clear.
That means there's a 50-50.

Andy (49:37):
Water.

Josh (49:39):
Water, and you two both have to go next.

Rob (49:42):
Oh, my God, so one two, three.

Josh (49:45):
Is that correct?

Rob (49:46):
on the points you, oh my God.
So one, two, three, is thatcorrect?
On the points, you have one,andy with two, myself with three
.

Andy (49:50):
And I still have one, make it a double correct.

Rob (49:52):
You have one, make it a double.
I have both of mine and thatwas the only one I used.
Right, correct, you both haveone.
I have both of mine.
Send it, andy.

Matt (50:00):
Yeah, which of these is not a real product?
The product, the usb minifridge tiny fridge can cool one
can of soda canned.
Wi-fi an easily transportablealuminum can that is a fully
functional wi-fi router.
The pet rock usb a version ofthe classic rock with usb.
Or a usb hamster wheel a toyhamster wheel that spins when

(50:20):
you type on your keyboard.

Andy (50:22):
All right, I know the us USB Pet Rock is real.
What does the USB do Nothing?

Josh (50:30):
Okay.

Andy (50:31):
It was sold on.
There was a website what wasthat website?
Called ThinkGeek.

Rob (50:37):
It should be a magnetic charger.
What a great website.
Yes, it was, I bought so manygifts off that.

Matt (50:42):
Yep, I always wanted the USB Rocket Launcher that they
had, yes, and I just neverbought it.
How many Pet Rocks did you buy?
It was a little.

Andy (50:49):
None, but they had.
It was a little rocket launcheron Like a Nerf launcher.
It was a Nerf rocket launcher.
With a webcam you could go intopeople's computers.

Matt (51:00):
Put it on top of your cubicle and launch yes.

Rob (51:05):
That sounds amazing.

Matt (51:10):
What were the other options?
Definitely not the pet rock.
All right, so the usb minifridge, the usb hamster wheel or
canned wi-fi.
Canned wi-fi seems dumb nothingelse here strikes you as dumb
yeah, canned wi-fi.

Andy (51:20):
The usb hamster wheel doesn't seem dumb yeah, but
that's the kind of dumb thingsomebody would buy like because
it's plausible, like it's easyto do.

Matt (51:28):
All right, you've met chris, right?
Yeah, I think he's walkingaround with some canned wi-fi
not in a can.

Andy (51:34):
No, he's got.

Josh (51:35):
Excuse me, you know the answer let's not be trying to
collude here, okay, um I'm I'mgoing with the canned wi-fi and
wi-fi is the correct answer yeah, okay, andy do you?

Rob (51:46):
knock, josh, or do you take a point from me?

Andy (51:49):
I'm taking a point from you, okay.

Josh (51:50):
We're going to make it a close run to the end here 50-50
on the Malort, that's not clear.

Rob (51:58):
That is a very clear indication of that.

Andy (52:01):
Is that?

Josh (52:02):
one clear.

Rob (52:03):
I don't know.

Andy (52:04):
Hold on, go ahead.
You got this.

Rob (52:14):
I'm going to do it.
That's not Malort, that'sWhiskey.

Josh (52:17):
Oh, we only had two Malorts then.

Rob (52:20):
Yeah, that's Whiskey, we're good.

Josh (52:23):
Yeah, it looked too dark.
I wasn't sure that it wasMalort.
That's okay, you can have onewhen we get out there.

Matt (52:26):
I'll share, do we?

Josh (52:27):
need sure that it was Malort.

Matt (52:28):
That's okay, you can have one when we get out there.
I'll share Okay.

Rob (52:30):
Do we need to?

Matt (52:30):
restart how many points we got.

Rob (52:31):
Andy and me two points apiece, josh one point.

Andy (52:35):
No more spinner guys.

Josh (52:37):
Yeah, let's go, you get it wrong serve it up.

Matt (52:41):
That's a good bottle.
Pick another one.
Damn right it is.

Josh (52:44):
We'll do the coin trowel.

Matt (52:46):
Oh God, no, it's all right , let's keep going.
All right, leave that on thetable.
We're at whiskey, yes, andRob's still doing a shot of.

Rob (52:53):
Malort at the end, I have not agreed to any of that.

Matt (52:57):
You didn't have to agree.
You agreed by proxy.
You were here, Therefore youagreed.

Rob (53:01):
Ask Josh a question.
You sch Schmoe Is it Josh'sturn?

Matt (53:03):
It sure is no no, no, no.
It's your turn, sir.

Andy (53:07):
Oh, hey, it's my turn.

Rob (53:08):
Sorry, I just drank.
I just thought I got a questionwrong and drank.

Matt (53:13):
We're going back to where it all began.
Athletes Rob.

Rob (53:17):
Yes.

Matt (53:18):
Which of these is not a real athlete?
Go on Dick Shooter, formerOlympic shooter.
Harry Hardman, track and fieldthe Olympics.
Harry Hardman track and fieldthe Olympics.
Harry Sausage, former NASCARdriver.
Or Chuck Wagon, former collegefootball player.

Rob (53:31):
It's Harry Sausage.

Matt (53:33):
There's nobody with the last name Sausage, you are
correct, I know I am.

Rob (53:37):
Oh Damn it, andy, you're down to one.

Josh (53:39):
Oh, Andy, have that last shot.

Andy (53:42):
Oh, sure Guaranteed.

Rob (53:44):
Okay, sláinte.

Andy (53:45):
Okay, slauncher.

Rob (53:46):
Okay, the money round, here we go.
Oy, oy, oy.

Matt (53:54):
Josh, which of these is not a real athlete?
Is it Johnny Dickshot, formerMLB player, Buddy Whizdrunk,
NASCAR driver, Coco Crisp,former MLB player, or Chief
Bender, former MLB player?

Josh (54:08):
Okay, I know Coco Crisp, former MLB player, or Chief
Bender, former MLB player.
Okay, I know Coco Crisp forsure.

Rob (54:11):
This is actually the second time he's appearing as an
answer.

Matt (54:14):
Yeah, and say the other three.
We have Johnny Dickshot, buddyWhizdrunk or Chief Bender.

Josh (54:23):
I'll use my last make it a double Give me a score quick.

Rob (54:28):
Uh, I have two, andy has one Andy you want to try and
knock him out.

Josh (54:32):
Sure, let's do it.
Listen for the drop Oi.

Andy (54:36):
Barking, make it a double.
Okay, um, I feel like Wiz Dickcould be a nickname no Wiz.
Drunk Wiz Drunk Right, was itWiz Drunk Wiz Drunk Wiz Drunk
Right, was it Wiz Drunk.
Wiz Drunk, I feel like thatcould be somebody's nickname,
but I don't think that'ssomebody's actual last name,
right?

Josh (54:50):
Well, can we ask for the origin?

Andy (54:53):
I think he said that was a NASCAR driver.
Yeah, yeah yeah.

Matt (54:56):
Country of origin Alabama, tennessee yeah, I think we're
getting hosed here.

Josh (55:01):
Johnny Sausage was super easy right before this and then
you want to go with Wiz drunk.
I think Wiz drunk If we getthis wrong, we're out and he
wins.

Andy (55:10):
Yeah, but if we're out, we get a shot of the nice bourbon.

Josh (55:11):
That's fair.
All right, cool, we'll go withWiz drunk.

Andy (55:14):
That's correct.
Are we going to take him out?

Josh (55:17):
We're taking him out.
He's gone and he has to do twoshots of whiskey.
I'll tell you what I'll tellyou what.

Rob (55:23):
I'll tell you what.
Rather than doing two shots ofthat whiskey now, I will do a
small shot of the Malort on thepod at the end.

Josh (55:34):
Is that a fair trade?
Yeah, 100%, I'll agree to that.

Rob (55:37):
Okay, all right, mano y mano, and this is it.
You either get it right or youlose.
This is for all the beans.

Josh (55:43):
Give him a hard one, not a freaking johnny sausage.
Okay, good lord johnny, wouldyou like some sausages?
Johnny, jerk me off.

Matt (55:52):
Is coming up here jack mehoff which of these is not a
real athlete?

Rob (55:58):
yes, we, we've established that hey, haha.

Matt (56:00):
Clinton dicks, former nfl player.
B boof bonzer, former n pitcherI'm sorry for MLB pitcher Dick
Butkus, former NFL player, orRusty Tool, an Olympic swimmer
this past Summer Olympics.

Andy (56:15):
All right, we all know, dick Butkus, that one's obvious
First one's name was Ha Ha.

Matt (56:21):
Ha Ha Clinton.

Andy (56:22):
Dix former NFL player Like that feels like something Key
and Peele came up with I'm goingwith Ha Ha, You're going with
ha-ha.
Clinton Dix, oh the winner isJohn.

Rob (56:30):
Is that real?
Yeah, he was a defensive backfor the Packers, ha-ha.

Josh (56:36):
Clinton Dix, when he made that, when he because you're
wearing a football hat when hesaid that, when I was like this
is a toss-up, like an easy oneagain he gave it an easy one.

Rob (56:46):
It's Rusty Tool.
It had to be Rusty Tool, andyou just got to look for the
dick.

Josh (56:52):
Yeah, dick jokes Ha-ha.

Rob (56:55):
Well, no, no, his name is like Hashan, but he went by
Ha-ha.

Andy (56:59):
Come on.

Josh (57:00):
How would you do that to?
Yourself and it's Dick's D-I-X,I believe.
Yes, yeah, dix Wow.

Rob (57:05):
I'm on a bender.

Andy (57:06):
today, boys, I'll drink two for two.
I'll drink your nice bourbon.
There you go.

Rob (57:10):
I would just like to take a moment to explain that bourbon.

Matt (57:13):
So I was recently.

Rob (57:14):
Sip that one, enjoy it a little bit I will enjoy it.
I was recently down at HeavenHill Distillery in Kentucky.

Andy (57:28):
I believe in Lexington, if I'm remembering correctly, that
is a smooth bourbon.
I'm going to strongly encourageeverybody to pour a little bit
of that.

Rob (57:31):
This particular, bourbon Is a gift shop, only bourbon.

Josh (57:37):
The old distillery exclusive.

Rob (57:39):
It's called the Five Brothers and it's made To honor
the original Family who startedthe distillery.
Thank you very much for thatbottle.

Josh (57:48):
By the way, You're welcome and I am taking a shot for
myself as a victory situation.

Rob (57:54):
Okay, congratulations Okay.
Now hold on, you must drink mylord Okay, matt, do not fill the
glass, but go.

Matt (58:02):
No, you're going to take the same size shot I did
Ruthless he's mad because he wasfirst out.

Josh (58:11):
Wow, but go, you're gonna take the same size shot I did
ruthless he's mad because he wasfirst out.
Wow, you would think, the more.
It's not that bad.
No, honestly, I don't thinkit's as bad as people make it
out to like.
If you don't like the taste ofbitter liqueurs, then I could
see you're I'm not gonna lay outon that, I'm not gonna like but
if, like I said, I'm.

Andy (58:22):
I didn't like it.
Are you an amaro drinker at all?

Josh (58:25):
see, I like, am like Amaros and that's just.
It kind of falls under thatsame category, so I don't mind
it, it's not something that I'mlike.
Oh yeah, I'm going to orderthat every time I see it which
is never in Pennsylvania, to beclear Shout out to my brother
because I opened my Christmasgift this Christmas morning and
it was a bottle of.
Malort, yeah, I mean listen.

(58:48):
And for somebody to buy abottle of liquor for a liquor
rep and it's something he'snever been able to get his hands
on is a feat right, and he wasable to find something that I
was never able to.

Andy (59:00):
Oh, alright, hold on, I gotta get you both in the same.

Rob (59:02):
Who's doing it with me?

Andy (59:03):
I'm here with you.

Rob (59:04):
Wow, okay, hold on, I appreciate that.

Andy (59:07):
You got to scoot together, so I got you in both in the
same frame.

Rob (59:10):
Okay, hang on.
Oh my God, this is going to bebad.
Okay, ready Cheers, boy brother.

Matt (59:15):
Go ahead.

Rob (59:15):
Let's go.
Uh-oh, he's not doing well.
Oh, oh oh.

Matt (59:27):
Licorice and worse.

Rob (59:29):
Oh my God, okay, real quick .
Oh my God, no, no, no, give mesomething.
I need something else in mymouth.

Josh (59:33):
You got to answer this first.
Better or worse than the tunataco?

Matt (59:38):
Worse.
So much worse Grab the beer,grab the can of beer.

Rob (59:42):
Grab the cork beer.
No here here.

Matt (59:44):
Take this.

Josh (59:51):
Take oh, here here, take this, take this, take this
Easily the worst reaction to it.

Andy (59:53):
Hold on, hold on, I got you.
I got you no Hit the Pringles.

Rob (59:55):
I hate everything right now .

Josh (59:57):
Well, don't worry, because Matt made some chicken tacos
for us for lunch, so you'rereally going to love those.

Matt (01:00:02):
I don't know what order these will actually come out in,
but this is the episode afterthe chicken taco drinkable rob's
face is I'm so displeased thisis not the first time he's made
that face on this podcast I'veseen it before, yeah so for
josh's victory here in the firstinaugural spot, the fake

(01:00:23):
stellar set well, sir.

Josh (01:00:27):
Thank you very much, and I want to point out that the bold
strategy of not taking pointsback worked out for me.

Andy (01:00:33):
It sure did Yep Going vicious.

Josh (01:00:36):
Listen, I rolled the dice.
I Nick Sirianni-ed it rightthere.
Well, hey, this was fun.

Matt (01:00:41):
Yes, thank you all very much for suffering with me
through another round of trivia.
It's always a pleasure.
Very much for suffering with methrough another round of trivia
.
It's always a pleasure.
We have many more fun episodescoming up.
We have trivia.
We have, hopefully, some visitsto some local places that are
being worked on.

Josh (01:00:53):
We haven't done that for a while.
No, I don't have.
I'm not ready to name dropright now.

Matt (01:00:58):
We do have Harry Potter trivia coming up.
We have James Bond triviacoming up and many, many other
fun.
We're going to do some stouttasting as well.
The fish is going to be live inthe studio for a stout tasting
and how did we get beer?
So we have some fun stuffcoming.
But thank you all very much forjoining me today.
Rob your malort face was wellyou know, amazing.

(01:01:21):
You want to do another shot?
I'll do another shot with you.
Nope, thank you for listening.

Rob (01:01:24):
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