April 26, 2025 • 41 mins
Numbers don't lie – and they're telling us something amazing. Our little podcast born in Texas has spread to 47 countries across the globe! From Singapore to Saudi Arabia, people are tuning in to hear our unfiltered friendship and random tangents.
This special stats episode breaks down exactly where our listeners come from, with some surprising revelations. Singapore has claimed the #2 spot with nearly 100 listeners, overtaking Canada and trailing only the United States. We're stunned that people around the world choose to spend their time with us, especially given that we can't return the favor due to language barriers. There's something profoundly humbling about knowing someone in Malaysia, Japan, or Brazil is connecting with our conversations.
The data reveals some fascinating patterns about how you're listening too. Spotify dominates as our top platform, accounting for half of all streams. Android users consistently outnumber iPhone listeners – bucking typical podcast trends. And yes, we see you twelve people listening through Amazon Echo (what exactly are you doing while we're playing in the background?). Beyond numbers, this episode showcases what makes our friendship work: brutal honesty, petty revenge involving ice cream, and debates about whether sighs are really "mouth farts." Our commitment to consistency means new episodes dropping at midnight several days a week, with plans to make our growing catalog more navigable for new listeners.
Whether you've been with us from episode one or just discovered us today, thank you for making Mature Mischief part of your week. Tell a friend about us – especially if they live in a country not yet on our listener map! Rate, review, and let's keep growing this global community of mischief makers together.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
what's up, gremlins?
Welcome back to another podcast.
My name is jesse james.
I hope everyone's doing it anddoing it well.
You know the drill.
This is the mature mischiefpodcast.
Real quick, get that.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Sigh out that whole whole built up side throughout
the entire week.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
My size are like my farts, just got to get them out
really quickly and long Stretchit out.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It really, is it really?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
is.
Your sighs are like your farts.
My sighs are like my farts.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
My mouth farts, depending on who you're asking.
That is horrible.
Well, I know it, you know it.
The whole world fucking knowsit.
I like saying my name twice.
I am your host, jesse James.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And I am your co-host , Dee Dee.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Dee, dee.
What it do.
What it do, baby girl, peopleare going to come up, hey, baby
girl.
People are going to come up andbe like, hey, baby girl, no, no
, no, no, don't do it, don't sayit.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm going to be like what's her face?
Baby bowler from Mystery manwhen what's his face comes up
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Didi.
Yes, you know what time it is.
I do.
It's shenanigans, it'sshenanigans, yeah, shenanigans,
shenanigans, nosferatuShenanigans.
I bring you some news frombeyond the grave.
(01:52):
We shall go over the stats ofthe Mischief Podcast.
No, really, we are going to goover some facts.
You know it's one of the it's.
We're trying to do this thingwhere we're trying to be
consistent, like every singleday, like trying to get
(02:13):
something new out right, we'rehaving our Monday woes.
We're having our hump dayWednesdays.
We have our freaky Fridaysessions, then we have our
shenanigans on Saturdays.
Yeah, thinking about have ourshenanigans on Saturdays.
Yeah, thinking about changingour shenanigans to a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
How oh?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Because you have Friday, nothing on Tuesday,
wednesday, something on Thursday.
We have Friday, and then Fridayand Saturday are pretty close
to each other, it's the weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's the weekend, why not?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Why not?
But, we'll see, but everyone'sin church so Everyone's in
church and you guys have gameson game nights on sundays but
yeah, we always record ahead oftime so it really wouldn't
matter, touche, yeah, so, anywho, let's give you some status,
let's give you some updates, uh,because you know we've always
done updates before in the pastand we haven't done an update in
(03:01):
a good minute, just to kind oflet you know where we're at and
where the fans are at and wherethey're all listening to from
all across the world.
And we're going to give yousomething from the last 10
episodes where everyone has beenlistening to for the most part.
So we, in the last 10 episodes,we are in total of seven
territories, uh, once in theunited states, the other ones in
(03:23):
sweden, ireland, canada, unitedkingdom, india and saudi arabia
saudi arabia trips me out, yeahit really does.
We have one person there.
India is one person too, aswell.
In the last 10 episodes, we'vebeen in a total of 20 cities
overall, san antonio, of course,being the top dog always being
(03:45):
there for us.
San antonio, thank you.
What's up?
What's going on?
San antonio?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
uh, we have uh lulea, norbotten county that's
actually I don't even know wherethat is me either.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I'll just look it up.
Uh, ennis Texas Colleen, doesthat say meth?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's cloney.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Cloney.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Cloney meth, cloney meath.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Something like that Forest City, perry Sound.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Prineville, dallas, texas, austin, texas.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We've got a lot.
I'm not even going to try toattempt talking about these
cities.
We heard what happened with uh,with malaysia.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Okay, we're not doing that that will never not be
funny malaysia, fucking.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hey, dude, I swear, fuck you, fuck you.
So in the last episode, ofcourse, we've hit that.
Now we want to talk about allepisodes, all across the land
and the nations of the world.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's actually pretty good I was gonna say
that's actually kind of awesomeyeah, that was actually kind of
good.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I like that.
That was awesome, okay, so weare in 47 countries and
territories too as well, unitedStates being number one, of
course, with 1,231 listeners inthe United States.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Insane.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Singapore with 96.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Singapore is number two.
That's crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Because I think before it was Canada that was
number two, but Singapore.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Singapore is outranked.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Everyone else yeah, and France.
Is third, france is third, youguys, yeah, so we love this, we
really do, I do, I do.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Because I trip out on this.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I think it's insane.
Okay, and I had discussed thiswith Bestie here prior.
I think it's crazy.
Maybe it's just because me andI'm a limited, educated American
right.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I think we're all limited.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I know that English is the language around the world
right.
But there are people.
Obviously they have their ownlanguages.
So when they listen in to anAmerican podcast, they can
understand it for the most part,because English is one of the
main languages around the world.
So they can understand it.
And for us, we can't just tunein to some random country and be
(06:16):
like I wonder what one of theirpodcasts is like, and listen in
because we, unless we'reeducated on that particular
language, we don't know what thehell they're saying Exactly.
We can't.
We can't just listen in the waythey can listen to us.
So for me, I think it's crazythat there are these people in
other places in the world thatare amazing and awesome and
beautiful.
They've got their own lives andthey're legit sitting wherever
they're sitting and they'relistening to us two just talk a
(06:38):
bunch of shit all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I think that's awesome.
Yeah, so this is like themature mischief.
We've always catered to a lotof adults like 18 and up.
That's pretty much it.
Yeah, and if you have your kidslistening to us, why we are not
meant for teenagers or maybeteenagers but but it's just it's
(07:01):
so questionable.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, it's not like I .
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm very vulgar, this is so weird, but I know kids
are gonna be like oh, my parentssaid worse.
I mean shame on you, but in soa lot of the stats we are
getting from it is coming fromBuzzsprout, because we are on
buzzsproutcom Mature MischiefPodcast and of course we do have
(07:25):
the two queer podcasts too aswell, with Styler, mr Honeycunt
Love it.
But Singapore is definitelynumber two on our list, which is
really amazing.
So shout out to every singleone of y'all that have listened
to us we, so they go down thelist.
Number one, of course, isunited states, number two
(07:46):
singapore.
Three, france.
Number four, canada.
Number five, sweden.
Number five, sweden.
Number six United Kingdom.
Number seven is Ireland.
Number eight is India, numbernine is Brazil and number 10 is
South Africa.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Of course, oh, okay, beyond that, we got Japan.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Japan, ukraine, ukraine, new.
Zealand.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Bangladesh, australia , saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Germany, philippines, mexico.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Egypt, colombia, italy, netherlands, guyana,
jamaica, united Arab EmiratesEmirates.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
St Pierre.
Huh, where's that at Barbados?
Yeah, that one.
I can't even attempt Chile,Bermuda, Morocco.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
We have one person in .
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Malaysia, you have a Malaysian fan.
Yes.
Cayman Islands, pakistan,nigeria, finland, portugal,
ecuador, belize, bosnia that'sinsane.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, we are pretty much everywhere Insane Singapore
, Singapore, ADA people and theyare literally just in the city
alone.
One, two, three, four.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Y'all are ranked number five in listening to us.
One through four is ranked inour own state.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, which would be San Antonio, dallas, austin and
Ennis.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Ennis, ennis yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So Corpus Christi Bro , corpus Christi Bro, corpus
Familia, family, the fuck.
Only 27 of y'all have beenlistening to us the whole
episodes Fucking haters.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Dang.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Bishop Texas.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
You 27 are technically not haters.
Y'all are the ones that aresupporting.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Corpus haters, don't listen to us, it's our hometown
27 of them, do they?
Y'all are the ones that aresupporting Corpus haters Don't
listen to us 27 of them do.
They're not haters?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Hello Yo, san Antonio , dude Well.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I mean, you know, it's good to see this like where
we're at.
On there, I'm actually kind ofexcited because we hit Australia
, and that was my goal was tohit in there, in particular,
because I do love Australia, soit's great.
It's great, but yeah, sooverall we're in like 47
(10:09):
countries and we're in about 195different cities overall.
So I can't even give you atotal amount like how many
listeners, listen to us.
This is off of one platform yeah, this isn't even the collective
information from everywhereelse um, we can look at apps and
devices in the last fiveepisodes.
So far, like the web browserhas been the main thing, spotify
(10:33):
literally has been like thenumber two for us I like how
apple and facebook apple podcastand facebook are literally tied
tied, yeah, and then the appletunes.
I heart radio pocketcast,amazon echo.
Literally somebody's listeningto us on their amazon echo
that's kind of cute.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It is kind of cute.
Kind of cute because it's likeoh, what are you doing, what are
you doing at home while you'relegit listening to us?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I probably haven't sucks that is weird.
No, it's not, yeah, it is howseriously.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
How are you giving me in the moment when these two
fools are just in your ear thewhole time?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
why I've been fucking reading a book at the same time
, because the person just neededto get off.
I'm like, okay, do what yougotta do, I don't judge you, do
you, do you?
I've watched dragon ball zgetting plowed.
So the fuck you talking aboutgod.
Do you like this episode?
Oh, this episode's so great,right how you doing back there,
(11:26):
I'm doing good, okay, keep going.
You're doing, do you feel?
Oh no, I feel, it's just, I'm,this is good, I mean you good,
but this is better.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Oh ouch.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Not ouch, they're like being degraded.
We'll save that for anotherepisode.
Top devices so far have beenthe web browsers.
The other one has been iPhones,that's Android oh sorry,
android, my bad.
And then, of course, the other60% is just mobile period.
Yeah, so that's just in thelast five episodes.
(12:02):
The last 10 episodes have beenAndroid, and then 74% of
everything else.
Spotify is still coming innumber two.
Web browsers are still comingin on the very top Apple
Podcasts, facebook iHeartRadio,apple Tunes, pocket Casts,
listen Notes and Amazon Echo topapple podcast facebook, iheart
radio, apple tunes, pocketcastlisten notes and amazon echo,
(12:22):
which is great.
Now we're doing all times.
I know all of you are probablygoing jesse, slow down, we don't
know what the fuck you'resaying me either these are all
the devices people use to listento us.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, pretty much, that's all.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
So out of all time Spotify has been literally legit
has been our top.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Literally almost 50%.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Almost 50% of our listeners are coming from
Spotify.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Web browser.
Apple Podcasts is number three.
Facebook, iheartradio, pocket,amazon, echo 12 people are
listening to us.
Uh, apple tunes.
Uh, somewhere unknown,chromecast, a couple unknowns, a
couple of them from apple apps.
Uh, listen notes, the buzzsprout website, three of y'all,
(13:08):
which is great and we greatlyappreciate you listening in
mobile safari, mobile SafariCastBox, google Podcasts,
instagram, amazon Music Unknownand Player FM.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Devices so far have been Androids at the very top,
windows computers coming insecond Apple iPhone users.
I'm kind of surprised by AppleiPhone users because normally
they outbeat androids and I feelthat good for good for android
for down that actually it'salways been that way, ever since
(13:47):
we started it.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'm surprised at apple because since season two
uh-huh, they did shoot upbecause they weren't really
non-existent Android has alwaysbeat out Apple at least on our
stats.
But this past season or thissecond season, I've noticed that
Apple has come up fast.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You know what I'm scared of.
It's getting a customer thatsays oh yeah, I listened to this
really stupid funny podcast andit's ours.
I'm just going.
Oh really, I've never heard ofthem stupid funny podcast and
it's ours.
I'm just going.
Oh really, I've never heard ofthem.
That's always like what?
Like oh shit, bestie, they'rereally stupid.
They make me feel smart reallywell I wouldn't be surprised,
(14:32):
though I wouldn't be surprisedwe can't all be awesome geniuses
, no, so I mean, I'm stillsmarter than one of the
bodyguards, but in here that'snor here nor there, shady bitch
uh we've had a.
(14:52):
We've had a lot of good episodesover the.
You know all time Like it'sbeen phenomenal to have so many
listeners to have.
I know we're in the doubledigits within, like the teens,
the 20s the 30s, some of themare in the 60s.
We can't wait to get up intothe triple digits.
(15:13):
Just for one on there, just forhaving y'all listening to all
of us.
And overall, from the last time, we've only had 1587 over the
past two years.
No, over a year and a half,almost a year and a half.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Almost.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Almost.
So we can't thank y'all enoughfor all of this.
Like me and Didi have beenpushing like crazy.
We have been pushing like crazyfor the podcasts and everything
for this, and we're not.
We're not pushing just becauseso we can become famous.
We're pushing because we wantmore people to listen to us,
because, um, I feel we have alot to say and, I think, a lot
(15:51):
of people who can relate to us,and there are some people who
can't, you know, and which isfine, that's cool.
You know, I get it.
People are gonna be like oh,they're stupid, they don't know
what they're talking about.
We can't be everybody's cup oftea, and that's totally fine,
it's fine, because there's teasometimes where I don't even
like to drink myself.
So hey, whatever, I'm notjudging.
There's some this out there.
(16:11):
Period tea's a choice tea's isdelicious to most, to most okay,
almost all teas almost exactlybecause there are some that I'm
just like absolutely.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
You know why.
You know which ones huh theones that have licorice root in
it won't touch I love licoriceroot.
Disgusting, so good nope, thenyou should try constant comment
right up my alley.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Nope, actually, I will say we have about two hours
and 47 minutes remaining forthe podcast to upload.
This is the first time that youand I, when it comes to
uploading, we've actually almosthit the max.
Snap, yeah, that's cool, it'sawesome.
It's because we're pushing out.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
We're pushing out more episodes.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Episodes all the fucking time and we're going to
keep pushing on that.
So today has just been focusedon trying to get pillows,
tomorrow will probably be thepodcast and all the other
websites after I go see mydoctor podcast and all the other
websites after I go see mydoctor.
Uh, but for the most part, wejust been man.
We've.
I think our shenanigans once orsometimes are hit and miss for
a lot of people, which is great,you know, but uh, for the most
(17:26):
part it's been good.
Um, cad's been killing it a lotlately too as well, but I wish
cat would share more of hispodcast.
So, um, so, yeah, cat, ifyou're listening, fucker, uh,
share.
I know I called you fucker andI know you're not gonna like
that.
But, dude, come on, get yourass back in the game and get
your pussy back up.
(17:46):
Dude, step it up like, come on.
Uh, no excuses.
So, uh, but we're here, we arelike I said, we have been on all
platforms.
Thus far, the only platformthat we're not on is literally
YouTube, because YouTube hasbeen a little bitch.
(18:06):
Podcast, index, podcast,addicted uh, pod chaser, pocket
cast, uh, deezer, uh, listennotes, player, fm and, of course
, if you have any apple stuff wehave on.
Uh oh, excuse me, overcastcastro, cast box, good pods and
(18:29):
true fans.
Those are all our platformsthat we have, which is a fucking
phenomenal, but anywho, that isthat's.
That's all our stats, and Ican't be more appreciative of
(18:50):
every single one of y'all tuningin and sharing our podcast and
tuning in every single time andthose who continue to listen to
us non-stop.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I appreciate y'all so fucking mom, yeah, amazing
y'all are amazing in your ownfucking right.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Uh, I need to do probably a flashback sundays
flashback sundays yeah, justsharing all the old episodes for
all the Sundays, but it's gonnabe kind of hard because that's
a lot of fucking episodes, but Ido it.
I am gonna do something.
That's gonna be prettyoutrageous and it's gonna take
up a lot of my time.
So what I'm gonna do is I'm sothose of you know that you can
(19:33):
actually look at all theepisodes I'm gonna have a list
of all the episodes and this isgoing to be on the page, and
each of those episodes are goingto have a link to the download.
So if you want to go listen toa particular podcast from the
past, you can, and I'm going tojust keep adding that and that's
going to be pinned to our setof so so you can kind of have an
idea of all the episodes thatyou're listening to and
(19:56):
everything that you want to.
It's going to be fucking a lot,but I think I can do it.
I can do it, that's not anissue, and I'll probably post
that up every Sunday.
So all our new episodes andeverything that's coming up, all
our episodes do come out atmidnight, midnight on Monday,
midnight on Wednesday, midnighton Friday, midnight, midnight on
(20:17):
monday, midnight on wednesday,midnight on friday and midnight
on saturday.
So it gives people those whocan't sleep that want to listen
to at night they have somethingto listen to.
So, yeah, and I know I missed afew episodes to do that.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
so my bad, my bad and for those of you that get up
early in the morning, it'salready ready for you yeah time
of the day.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Listen to our fucking bullshit dude.
Listen to us tell how muchfucking people are stupid yeah,
that's totally enticing you'regonna tell me I'm wrong no
exactly, but uh, no, I do.
I mean.
Mean, it's fine calling peoplestupid, of course it is.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Especially when I tell you you're fucking stupid
Because you're petty about it.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It's not Okay.
I was petty with the ice creamone time.
You deserve that.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I did not, the hell I did.
Who went drinking without me?
Uh, how about it was with myco-workers right after?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
and what am I top liver?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
are you my co-worker?
Yeah, I hear I am yourco-worker and your best friend,
so when we clock out we couldtotally go and get drinks.
Bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Like hey, do y'all want to get to know my bestie?
He's a little freaky but he cancome over.
He's actually really coolpeople.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And in all honesty, it was literally as we're
walking out the door.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I honestly asked my SLT.
I was like do you have a ride?
Do you need me to give you aride?
And he was like, oh wait, areyou going to chili's with us?
And I was like, oh, y'all aregoing to chili's.
He's like, yeah, he's like thisis.
I was like, oh, okay, sure,like it was literally last
minute, and then at that wecouldn't even go to chili's
because they were gonna.
We didn't want to be thea-holes that show an hour right
before close oh yeah, we're like, yeah, we're not gonna do that
(22:09):
to people.
So we switched and we went towing daddy's instead, because
they're open a little bit later.
So we're like, okay, we felt alittle more comfortable going
there.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
So just tell me, you hate me.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You're those people.
You should totally do a ticktock, Like my best friend said
she hates me.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I did not.
I just said I went with, I diddrink.
It's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I went to drink with my co-workers, yeah, so I went
to go drink and have some bonusswings with my co-workers and
last minute decision and I justposted on social media like I
always do.
This bitch here decides to takeit hella personal and and later
that day he goes to my favoriteice cream place, which I
introduced him to via mysidekick, and he orders my
favorite frickin' ice cream,takes a picture and sends it to
(23:06):
me personally and I was like,hey, is that my rico suave
jackhammer?
He's like yeah, and I was likeI knew it.
And he was like that's becauseyou went, uh, out drinking with
your friends without me.
And I'm like so he calls me onthe phone and tells me to make.
He repeats it to make sure I Iget the message and I'm like, oh
, so this is you being a pettybitch, yeah, yeah and I'm just
(23:29):
like oh by the way, it's reallygood thanks, bestie, for being a
total bitch.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, you're welcome yeah, you're welcome this is.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
This is like the dynamic between us guys, this is
a dynamic.
I'm like what, mind you?
You guys heard what he said inthe beginning.
You totally deserved it.
I would love to hear thegremlin's opinions on whether or
not I truly deserved it um, no,yeah, no yeah no, yeah, nope,
what I'm gonna say?
(23:57):
That dude's an a-hole.
Yeah, he is.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah wait , you want to fight about it we
don't.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
We don't need to go there, petty betty, we don't
need to go there and that's fineand you're right, we don't have
to go there.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
But but you went there you said it I did not yeah
, you did I did not.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I shared my shit with social media and you took it
personally and sent your shitdirectly to me.
I'm like wait what?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
is going on here.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
That was the shit you couldn't have picked a better
gif.
You couldn't have picked abetter one.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Hell yeah, lucius Malfoy.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
And the face he makes when he's saying it.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You can hear me doing the same thing.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
How dare you?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I'm just like really, you know, I like me a good wing
that fucking, especially on thespecial days oh, it wasn't
there was, yeah, there was no,no because it was on a saturday.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
That's the only shitty thing.
Everything was full price.
I'm like okay, but it was theonly place that was near because
, it's right down the streetfrom work and then open long
enough for us to not be thosea-holes.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Okay, that's fair.
Okay, well, maybe I'm not asbitter as I thought it would be.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You already did the bitter thing, petty Betty.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I never said I was going to apologize for it, I
just said I didn't expect.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I don't expect one from you.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I'm not going to apologize to my partner.
Whatever makes you think Iapologize, that's what I said.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm not expecting an apology.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I'm an equal opportunity.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Equal opportunity a-hole.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, and you know what?
That's okay.
That's okay Because you knowthat's my problem and I'm okay
with that?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, that's a you problem.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Very, very much so.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Why are you making it mine?
I I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's a you problem Very, very much.
So why are you making it mine?
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
If you got butt hurt, you stay butt hurt.
That's not my problem.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I didn't get butt hurt.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Oh.
No, then why did you send methe damn ice cream?
Thank you, I loved your facefor that second.
Yes, if you guys could haveseen it on camera, that would
have been all my proof.
I didn't need you guys to chimein, although it would be
awesome, but I didn't need youguys to chime in.
His face said everything.
I don't need an apology.
(26:15):
That face was all I needed.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
That face was got it.
Was it all?
Got it all that you need?
Yep, cause all I want isanother baby.
Cause all I want is anotherbest friend.
Good luck with that.
Who else is going to put upwith my bullshit?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Exactly that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Good luck with that.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Can I sit in on the interviews?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I have a best friend application.
If I told you you were a cunt,how would you feel?
That's an ugly word.
Next, what if I called you afaggot?
That's a very vulgar word tosay.
Next, I'm just going to repeatthose words.
What if I called you a cunt?
(27:13):
That's not nice.
Next, how do you feel about theword faggot, so rude?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
next, that or somebody's gonna give you shit
back.
You're like no, no, next, no,be like what, why, why, why not
okay.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Who hurt you?
You have some underlying issues.
Did your mom beat you just?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
kidding.
Did you not want them to fightback?
We are so morbid this is whythe dynamic works.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
This is why the dynamic this is why we're going
where we're going you're going,where you're going.
Yes, yes, I'm very well aware Iknow where I'm going, and where
I go is where I go if you missme.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
That's just too fucking bad nope, I'm gonna be
over there, you, you thinkyou're gonna be up there
bullshit a bow and you're gonnabe angry, you're gonna be so
angry like uh, no, no, she don'tbelong there.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Well, it's either gonna be like I'm gonna be like
oh okay, so so you were anactual sweetheart and two.
Who in the fuck lie to you?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
oh, so you, so you were, you did take it personally
, you did get butt hurt.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Oh, okay, so that it was just an ice cream, the fuck.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, it's just an outing with drinks and wings.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
No, I'm first damn it .
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I will always be first In your husband's life,
sure.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Eh, I'm probably second best to him.
He don't love me no more that'ssuch a lie he don't love me, he
hates me right, he don't loveme no more no, do not he's like
fuck you.
I'm like, okay, such hate, ohmy god.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Conviction he's like fuck you.
I'm like okay, such hate, oh myGod, such conviction.
You're such a drama queen.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
No, I'm not Says who.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Okay, says the one I'm first.
How dare you go without?
Okay, it was just an ice cream.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Leo's priority is always first.
We must be around you in yourrelationship we tip the scales
for you every single time holdup.
I am the scales bitch I know,that's why I tip your skills.
No, I go like this and go DD,no, dd.
I'm like go away, go away,peasants.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Get off my scale.
You're imbalancing.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Can you imagine if it was the actual, like the Greek
goddess, where they had to takeyour heart and balance it and
see if it is, I'd be rightbehind you.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, you would I would.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, you would.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
You'd be like damn you heavy, excuse you, you know
you would.
You know you would.
You know you would I so fuckingwould step on it, just so it
was that much heavier but youknow what?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
it wouldn't even go nowhere, can't even cheat the
system, no matter how much Istep on it I'll be like oh see
lies, all lies, you lose, sir,good day you're like see, I was
(30:43):
an angel.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I like how, every time we do shenanigans?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
it's always this, it's always the is it.
Yes, that's awesome, it isawesome but it's like we, we
know our place.
You think it's up there and I'mlike no, it's purgatory.
Then hell, hello I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I can't wait till these guys get to chime in.
I really can't, because I Iwant input.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
I want more reactions , yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I really want to know , not that it's going to like
Change anything, yeah it doesn'tchange, but I just want it like
oh yeah.
Oh yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I wonder how many fucking douchebags this will
probably get.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'm no douchebag, but I'm like oh, I think Jess is
cool because you know, men, ohyeah.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
It's like girl.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Honey, you do realize , you know Lock and loaded.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
It's not that tree, but okay.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
See.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
That's hilarious though.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I was like guys, how do you know?
It was a bottom.
You farted and there was nosound.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Oh, that's right.
She made fun of yours.
I don't remember what it was.
You had said something to makesome noise Like.
The bottle is what it said andI said, no, it sounds like a
tugboat.
It was like Ooh that's right.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I forgot about the tugboat.
Holy shit Fuck.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
The foghorn.
That's a foghorn.
Yes, Sounds like his Jesse's ohdude, fucking, love it.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I love and hate you at the same time for it.
When is my pan going to kick in?
Uh 24th, which is in two days.
Kudos, I'm not ready for that.
An additional $66 will becoming out of my account time to
(32:55):
sell that ass it has outlivedits expiration date.
I am no longer a twink.
Nobody wants to pay for a fatbear.
I mean, there probably is,though, but like I mean, there's
there's something for somebodyexactly I'm willing to stoop low
(33:15):
.
It's all about that money,money, money.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
There's no prize you want a hot body, you want a bull
you better work, bitch, youbetter work.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
This is why I can never work for britney spears.
I'm gonna take some time off.
You better work, bitch.
You want hot body?
Yes, but I'm gonna take.
Do you want a boogati?
Yeah, but I still.
Do you want a hot rod?
Yeah, so go back to work youwant a big mansion you want to
party in france?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
you want to live fancy.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I think I put that somewhere on my Facebook page.
I just don't remember what itwas you better work, bitch?
I was like I can't work forBritney Spears because it would
be that I think I did the line.
But I just do you want a hotbody?
I mean yes, but what this hasto do with job, do you?
I mean, yes, but I just want avacation.
(34:11):
You want a big mansion party infrance?
Okay, fine, I'll go back towork, but do I still get my my
day?
You better work, bitch work,work, work.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah, that's gonna be you shit.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Brady spirit is working a fucking sex sweatshop.
Man shit that would be funnythat would be funny.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Can you imagine everybody's just crying?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
what was that whole like conversion therapy?
What is it not conversiontherapy?
Uh, conservatorship wasactually stopping her from doing
that weird, can you imagine?
Weird, just kidding.
Just kidding I'm a brady spiritfan too.
Don't, don't hate on me, pleasedon't how many of y'all
clutched your pearls?
How many of you said and we'regetting rid of your fucking gay
(34:56):
card like holy shit?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
leave britney alone how many of y'all heard cancel
go through y'all's brain rightnow uh, please don't I'll tell
you this you insist, you justinsist on getting this canceled
somehow, don't you, don't I getpushing the envelope?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
but what is it?
Uh, kind of like how it's akung fu panda don't tell monkey
because he's eating no cookies.
Don't tell monkey.
Don't tell britney, no, it'snot her mental health, mental
lot.
I'll.
Actually I did like when shewas playing with the knives and
dancing with it.
That was actually prettyfucking dope.
(35:36):
But a lot of people were justlike, oh, she's just going
through a lot.
No, it wasn't.
It was actually pretty cool,like I mean, it's no different
than playing with swords ornunchucks, bow staff.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
She just at least she was dancing and not hurting
herself, I mean I can't imaginehow many people are on the edge
watching it, like don't, don'tcut yourself, don't hurt
yourself I am pretty sure theyhave a dull blade because it
didn't look like they've neverbeen sharp.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
All right, so they don't cook like they've never
been sharpened.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Alright, so they don't cook.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I honestly don't think Britney Spears cooks.
I think someone cooks for her.
I mean, I'm pretty sure sheputs raisins in a potato salad.
I don't know.
Oh, you're gonna tell me I'mwrong.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
No, that's why I'm laughing, because I'm like down
you went, you went with theraisins hey dick, go with the
raisins.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
If she ever did listen to, this is one
particular shenanigans podcastand she's just like how fucking
dare you?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I believe I meant she's to get on her shit and
legit.
Have you canceled?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
She's going to throw her knives at me, for sure.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
But these are dull bitch.
You think these are dull?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I should have done that to K-Fed, so anywho, fuck
him.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
And you insist.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I keep going, I keep going, I keep going.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I'm just it's like sometimes jesse can't help it I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
It's like it doesn't want to shut off, like where the
hell is the off button on thisprobably my butthole, so I don't
speak no more.
Uh, wait what?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
r.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
He's a bottom.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Where's Rad when you need him?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Rad Rad, have you heard this?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Save him.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Turn him off, please.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
He probably will too.
He'll probably punch me, forgethim, and in trouble, hey yo,
bup, bup, Mushu, bop, mooshu,dude, I'm going to have to.
Yeah, I'm going to trim allyour hair off.
Probably go six.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
That's going to look hilarious.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
It is Nah.
Is a six even going to doanything?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah, it will.
It'll keep its fur still A six,a six, not going to do anything
?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah, it will.
It'll keep his fur.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Still A six.
A six, not going to go a three.
That'd be weird If he had likelike mattes or matte.
If his hair was really mattedthen yeah, I would have to go
lower.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
But His hair isn't matted at all.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
No, I mean I could still brush and keep his hair
long though, but it's his paws.
I gotta like probably go six onhis paws so I can kind of like
yeah I need to.
I really need to cut his nails,but in you all.
Right, that's the end of ourshenanigans podcast.
I do appreciate y'all listeningin to the Mature Mischief
Podcast and, as always, I amyour host, jesse James.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
And I am your co-host , DeeDee.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Until we meet again.
Moral of the story Hashtag I'mglad Brittany's free.
She really is.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Hashtag y'all are awesome.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, hashtag Brittany, we love you.
Your songs are my theme songsToxic womanizer circus.
Oops, I did it again.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I love the list.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Isn't it amazing?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Just the title.
Even if the person didn't knowBrittany songs, I'm pretty sure
the question like uh someonetold me, like your song is
momentizer, you're toxic.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I'm just like, damn, okay, yeah, you're not wrong
you're not wrong okay okay, ohwas it.
Oh, man, I remember criminal.
My sister was in love with thatsong real quick before we leave
because she was in love withthe criminal.
So that was her songs for mymom awkward because, mama, I'm
(39:58):
in love with the dear lord, nono true story, true fucking
story.
I think my main song is Not aGirl, not Yet a Woman that would
be me, but the guy version.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I'm a slave for you.
Yeah, all right, love you.
Bye, ciao.
what's up, gremlins?
Welcome back to another podcast.
My name is jesse james.
I hope everyone's doing it anddoing it well.
You know the drill.
This is the mature mischiefpodcast.
Real quick, get that.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Sigh out that whole whole built up side throughout
the entire week.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
My size are like my farts, just got to get them out
really quickly and long Stretchit out.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It really, is it really?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
is.
Your sighs are like your farts.
My sighs are like my farts.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
My mouth farts, depending on who you're asking.
That is horrible.
Well, I know it, you know it.
The whole world fucking knowsit.
I like saying my name twice.
I am your host, jesse James.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And I am your co-host , Dee Dee.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Dee, dee.
What it do.
What it do, baby girl, peopleare going to come up, hey, baby
girl.
People are going to come up andbe like, hey, baby girl, no, no
, no, no, don't do it, don't sayit.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm going to be like what's her face?
Baby bowler from Mystery manwhen what's his face comes up
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Didi.
Yes, you know what time it is.
I do.
It's shenanigans, it'sshenanigans, yeah, shenanigans,
shenanigans, nosferatuShenanigans.
I bring you some news frombeyond the grave.
(01:52):
We shall go over the stats ofthe Mischief Podcast.
No, really, we are going to goover some facts.
You know it's one of the it's.
We're trying to do this thingwhere we're trying to be
consistent, like every singleday, like trying to get
(02:13):
something new out right, we'rehaving our Monday woes.
We're having our hump dayWednesdays.
We have our freaky Fridaysessions, then we have our
shenanigans on Saturdays.
Yeah, thinking about have ourshenanigans on Saturdays.
Yeah, thinking about changingour shenanigans to a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
How oh?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Because you have Friday, nothing on Tuesday,
wednesday, something on Thursday.
We have Friday, and then Fridayand Saturday are pretty close
to each other, it's the weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's the weekend, why not?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Why not?
But, we'll see, but everyone'sin church so Everyone's in
church and you guys have gameson game nights on sundays but
yeah, we always record ahead oftime so it really wouldn't
matter, touche, yeah, so, anywho, let's give you some status,
let's give you some updates, uh,because you know we've always
done updates before in the pastand we haven't done an update in
(03:01):
a good minute, just to kind oflet you know where we're at and
where the fans are at and wherethey're all listening to from
all across the world.
And we're going to give yousomething from the last 10
episodes where everyone has beenlistening to for the most part.
So we, in the last 10 episodes,we are in total of seven
territories, uh, once in theunited states, the other ones in
(03:23):
sweden, ireland, canada, unitedkingdom, india and saudi arabia
saudi arabia trips me out, yeahit really does.
We have one person there.
India is one person too, aswell.
In the last 10 episodes, we'vebeen in a total of 20 cities
overall, san antonio, of course,being the top dog always being
(03:45):
there for us.
San antonio, thank you.
What's up?
What's going on?
San antonio?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
uh, we have uh lulea, norbotten county that's
actually I don't even know wherethat is me either.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I'll just look it up.
Uh, ennis Texas Colleen, doesthat say meth?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's cloney.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Cloney.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Cloney meth, cloney meath.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Something like that Forest City, perry Sound.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Prineville, dallas, texas, austin, texas.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We've got a lot.
I'm not even going to try toattempt talking about these
cities.
We heard what happened with uh,with malaysia.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Okay, we're not doing that that will never not be
funny malaysia, fucking.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hey, dude, I swear, fuck you, fuck you.
So in the last episode, ofcourse, we've hit that.
Now we want to talk about allepisodes, all across the land
and the nations of the world.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's actually pretty good I was gonna say
that's actually kind of awesomeyeah, that was actually kind of
good.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I like that.
That was awesome, okay, so weare in 47 countries and
territories too as well, unitedStates being number one, of
course, with 1,231 listeners inthe United States.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Insane.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Singapore with 96.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Singapore is number two.
That's crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Because I think before it was Canada that was
number two, but Singapore.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Singapore is outranked.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Everyone else yeah, and France.
Is third, france is third, youguys, yeah, so we love this, we
really do, I do, I do.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Because I trip out on this.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I think it's insane.
Okay, and I had discussed thiswith Bestie here prior.
I think it's crazy.
Maybe it's just because me andI'm a limited, educated American
right.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I think we're all limited.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I know that English is the language around the world
right.
But there are people.
Obviously they have their ownlanguages.
So when they listen in to anAmerican podcast, they can
understand it for the most part,because English is one of the
main languages around the world.
So they can understand it.
And for us, we can't just tunein to some random country and be
(06:16):
like I wonder what one of theirpodcasts is like, and listen in
because we, unless we'reeducated on that particular
language, we don't know what thehell they're saying Exactly.
We can't.
We can't just listen in the waythey can listen to us.
So for me, I think it's crazythat there are these people in
other places in the world thatare amazing and awesome and
beautiful.
They've got their own lives andthey're legit sitting wherever
they're sitting and they'relistening to us two just talk a
(06:38):
bunch of shit all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I think that's awesome.
Yeah, so this is like themature mischief.
We've always catered to a lotof adults like 18 and up.
That's pretty much it.
Yeah, and if you have your kidslistening to us, why we are not
meant for teenagers or maybeteenagers but but it's just it's
(07:01):
so questionable.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, it's not like I .
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm very vulgar, this is so weird, but I know kids
are gonna be like oh, my parentssaid worse.
I mean shame on you, but in soa lot of the stats we are
getting from it is coming fromBuzzsprout, because we are on
buzzsproutcom Mature MischiefPodcast and of course we do have
(07:25):
the two queer podcasts too aswell, with Styler, mr Honeycunt
Love it.
But Singapore is definitelynumber two on our list, which is
really amazing.
So shout out to every singleone of y'all that have listened
to us we, so they go down thelist.
Number one, of course, isunited states, number two
(07:46):
singapore.
Three, france.
Number four, canada.
Number five, sweden.
Number five, sweden.
Number six United Kingdom.
Number seven is Ireland.
Number eight is India, numbernine is Brazil and number 10 is
South Africa.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Of course, oh, okay, beyond that, we got Japan.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Japan, ukraine, ukraine, new.
Zealand.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Bangladesh, australia , saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Germany, philippines, mexico.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Egypt, colombia, italy, netherlands, guyana,
jamaica, united Arab EmiratesEmirates.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
St Pierre.
Huh, where's that at Barbados?
Yeah, that one.
I can't even attempt Chile,Bermuda, Morocco.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
We have one person in .
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Malaysia, you have a Malaysian fan.
Yes.
Cayman Islands, pakistan,nigeria, finland, portugal,
ecuador, belize, bosnia that'sinsane.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, we are pretty much everywhere Insane Singapore
, Singapore, ADA people and theyare literally just in the city
alone.
One, two, three, four.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Y'all are ranked number five in listening to us.
One through four is ranked inour own state.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, which would be San Antonio, dallas, austin and
Ennis.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Ennis, ennis yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So Corpus Christi Bro , corpus Christi Bro, corpus
Familia, family, the fuck.
Only 27 of y'all have beenlistening to us the whole
episodes Fucking haters.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Dang.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Bishop Texas.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
You 27 are technically not haters.
Y'all are the ones that aresupporting.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Corpus haters, don't listen to us, it's our hometown
27 of them, do they?
Y'all are the ones that aresupporting Corpus haters Don't
listen to us 27 of them do.
They're not haters?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Hello Yo, san Antonio , dude Well.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I mean, you know, it's good to see this like where
we're at.
On there, I'm actually kind ofexcited because we hit Australia
, and that was my goal was tohit in there, in particular,
because I do love Australia, soit's great.
It's great, but yeah, sooverall we're in like 47
(10:09):
countries and we're in about 195different cities overall.
So I can't even give you atotal amount like how many
listeners, listen to us.
This is off of one platform yeah, this isn't even the collective
information from everywhereelse um, we can look at apps and
devices in the last fiveepisodes.
So far, like the web browserhas been the main thing, spotify
(10:33):
literally has been like thenumber two for us I like how
apple and facebook apple podcastand facebook are literally tied
tied, yeah, and then the appletunes.
I heart radio pocketcast,amazon echo.
Literally somebody's listeningto us on their amazon echo
that's kind of cute.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It is kind of cute.
Kind of cute because it's likeoh, what are you doing, what are
you doing at home while you'relegit listening to us?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I probably haven't sucks that is weird.
No, it's not, yeah, it is howseriously.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
How are you giving me in the moment when these two
fools are just in your ear thewhole time?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
why I've been fucking reading a book at the same time
, because the person just neededto get off.
I'm like, okay, do what yougotta do, I don't judge you, do
you, do you?
I've watched dragon ball zgetting plowed.
So the fuck you talking aboutgod.
Do you like this episode?
Oh, this episode's so great,right how you doing back there,
(11:26):
I'm doing good, okay, keep going.
You're doing, do you feel?
Oh no, I feel, it's just, I'm,this is good, I mean you good,
but this is better.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Oh ouch.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Not ouch, they're like being degraded.
We'll save that for anotherepisode.
Top devices so far have beenthe web browsers.
The other one has been iPhones,that's Android oh sorry,
android, my bad.
And then, of course, the other60% is just mobile period.
Yeah, so that's just in thelast five episodes.
(12:02):
The last 10 episodes have beenAndroid, and then 74% of
everything else.
Spotify is still coming innumber two.
Web browsers are still comingin on the very top Apple
Podcasts, facebook iHeartRadio,apple Tunes, pocket Casts,
listen Notes and Amazon Echo topapple podcast facebook, iheart
radio, apple tunes, pocketcastlisten notes and amazon echo,
(12:22):
which is great.
Now we're doing all times.
I know all of you are probablygoing jesse, slow down, we don't
know what the fuck you'resaying me either these are all
the devices people use to listento us.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, pretty much, that's all.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
So out of all time Spotify has been literally legit
has been our top.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Literally almost 50%.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Almost 50% of our listeners are coming from
Spotify.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Web browser.
Apple Podcasts is number three.
Facebook, iheartradio, pocket,amazon, echo 12 people are
listening to us.
Uh, apple tunes.
Uh, somewhere unknown,chromecast, a couple unknowns, a
couple of them from apple apps.
Uh, listen notes, the buzzsprout website, three of y'all,
(13:08):
which is great and we greatlyappreciate you listening in
mobile safari, mobile SafariCastBox, google Podcasts,
instagram, amazon Music Unknownand Player FM.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Devices so far have been Androids at the very top,
windows computers coming insecond Apple iPhone users.
I'm kind of surprised by AppleiPhone users because normally
they outbeat androids and I feelthat good for good for android
for down that actually it'salways been that way, ever since
(13:47):
we started it.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'm surprised at apple because since season two
uh-huh, they did shoot upbecause they weren't really
non-existent Android has alwaysbeat out Apple at least on our
stats.
But this past season or thissecond season, I've noticed that
Apple has come up fast.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You know what I'm scared of.
It's getting a customer thatsays oh yeah, I listened to this
really stupid funny podcast andit's ours.
I'm just going.
Oh really, I've never heard ofthem stupid funny podcast and
it's ours.
I'm just going.
Oh really, I've never heard ofthem.
That's always like what?
Like oh shit, bestie, they'rereally stupid.
They make me feel smart reallywell I wouldn't be surprised,
(14:32):
though I wouldn't be surprisedwe can't all be awesome geniuses
, no, so I mean, I'm stillsmarter than one of the
bodyguards, but in here that'snor here nor there, shady bitch
uh we've had a.
(14:52):
We've had a lot of good episodesover the.
You know all time Like it'sbeen phenomenal to have so many
listeners to have.
I know we're in the doubledigits within, like the teens,
the 20s the 30s, some of themare in the 60s.
We can't wait to get up intothe triple digits.
(15:13):
Just for one on there, just forhaving y'all listening to all
of us.
And overall, from the last time, we've only had 1587 over the
past two years.
No, over a year and a half,almost a year and a half.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Almost.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Almost.
So we can't thank y'all enoughfor all of this.
Like me and Didi have beenpushing like crazy.
We have been pushing like crazyfor the podcasts and everything
for this, and we're not.
We're not pushing just becauseso we can become famous.
We're pushing because we wantmore people to listen to us,
because, um, I feel we have alot to say and, I think, a lot
(15:51):
of people who can relate to us,and there are some people who
can't, you know, and which isfine, that's cool.
You know, I get it.
People are gonna be like oh,they're stupid, they don't know
what they're talking about.
We can't be everybody's cup oftea, and that's totally fine,
it's fine, because there's teasometimes where I don't even
like to drink myself.
So hey, whatever, I'm notjudging.
There's some this out there.
(16:11):
Period tea's a choice tea's isdelicious to most, to most okay,
almost all teas almost exactlybecause there are some that I'm
just like absolutely.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
You know why.
You know which ones huh theones that have licorice root in
it won't touch I love licoriceroot.
Disgusting, so good nope, thenyou should try constant comment
right up my alley.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Nope, actually, I will say we have about two hours
and 47 minutes remaining forthe podcast to upload.
This is the first time that youand I, when it comes to
uploading, we've actually almosthit the max.
Snap, yeah, that's cool, it'sawesome.
It's because we're pushing out.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
We're pushing out more episodes.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Episodes all the fucking time and we're going to
keep pushing on that.
So today has just been focusedon trying to get pillows,
tomorrow will probably be thepodcast and all the other
websites after I go see mydoctor podcast and all the other
websites after I go see mydoctor.
Uh, but for the most part, wejust been man.
We've.
I think our shenanigans once orsometimes are hit and miss for
a lot of people, which is great,you know, but uh, for the most
(17:26):
part it's been good.
Um, cad's been killing it a lotlately too as well, but I wish
cat would share more of hispodcast.
So, um, so, yeah, cat, ifyou're listening, fucker, uh,
share.
I know I called you fucker andI know you're not gonna like
that.
But, dude, come on, get yourass back in the game and get
your pussy back up.
(17:46):
Dude, step it up like, come on.
Uh, no excuses.
So, uh, but we're here, we arelike I said, we have been on all
platforms.
Thus far, the only platformthat we're not on is literally
YouTube, because YouTube hasbeen a little bitch.
(18:06):
Podcast, index, podcast,addicted uh, pod chaser, pocket
cast, uh, deezer, uh, listennotes, player, fm and, of course
, if you have any apple stuff wehave on.
Uh oh, excuse me, overcastcastro, cast box, good pods and
(18:29):
true fans.
Those are all our platformsthat we have, which is a fucking
phenomenal, but anywho, that isthat's.
That's all our stats, and Ican't be more appreciative of
(18:50):
every single one of y'all tuningin and sharing our podcast and
tuning in every single time andthose who continue to listen to
us non-stop.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I appreciate y'all so fucking mom, yeah, amazing
y'all are amazing in your ownfucking right.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Uh, I need to do probably a flashback sundays
flashback sundays yeah, justsharing all the old episodes for
all the Sundays, but it's gonnabe kind of hard because that's
a lot of fucking episodes, but Ido it.
I am gonna do something.
That's gonna be prettyoutrageous and it's gonna take
up a lot of my time.
So what I'm gonna do is I'm sothose of you know that you can
(19:33):
actually look at all theepisodes I'm gonna have a list
of all the episodes and this isgoing to be on the page, and
each of those episodes are goingto have a link to the download.
So if you want to go listen toa particular podcast from the
past, you can, and I'm going tojust keep adding that and that's
going to be pinned to our setof so so you can kind of have an
idea of all the episodes thatyou're listening to and
(19:56):
everything that you want to.
It's going to be fucking a lot,but I think I can do it.
I can do it, that's not anissue, and I'll probably post
that up every Sunday.
So all our new episodes andeverything that's coming up, all
our episodes do come out atmidnight, midnight on Monday,
midnight on Wednesday, midnighton Friday, midnight, midnight on
(20:17):
monday, midnight on wednesday,midnight on friday and midnight
on saturday.
So it gives people those whocan't sleep that want to listen
to at night they have somethingto listen to.
So, yeah, and I know I missed afew episodes to do that.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
so my bad, my bad and for those of you that get up
early in the morning, it'salready ready for you yeah time
of the day.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Listen to our fucking bullshit dude.
Listen to us tell how muchfucking people are stupid yeah,
that's totally enticing you'regonna tell me I'm wrong no
exactly, but uh, no, I do.
I mean.
Mean, it's fine calling peoplestupid, of course it is.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Especially when I tell you you're fucking stupid
Because you're petty about it.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It's not Okay.
I was petty with the ice creamone time.
You deserve that.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I did not, the hell I did.
Who went drinking without me?
Uh, how about it was with myco-workers right after?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
and what am I top liver?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
are you my co-worker?
Yeah, I hear I am yourco-worker and your best friend,
so when we clock out we couldtotally go and get drinks.
Bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Like hey, do y'all want to get to know my bestie?
He's a little freaky but he cancome over.
He's actually really coolpeople.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And in all honesty, it was literally as we're
walking out the door.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I honestly asked my SLT.
I was like do you have a ride?
Do you need me to give you aride?
And he was like, oh wait, areyou going to chili's with us?
And I was like, oh, y'all aregoing to chili's.
He's like, yeah, he's like thisis.
I was like, oh, okay, sure,like it was literally last
minute, and then at that wecouldn't even go to chili's
because they were gonna.
We didn't want to be thea-holes that show an hour right
before close oh yeah, we're like, yeah, we're not gonna do that
(22:09):
to people.
So we switched and we went towing daddy's instead, because
they're open a little bit later.
So we're like, okay, we felt alittle more comfortable going
there.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
So just tell me, you hate me.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You're those people.
You should totally do a ticktock, Like my best friend said
she hates me.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I did not.
I just said I went with, I diddrink.
It's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I went to drink with my co-workers, yeah, so I went
to go drink and have some bonusswings with my co-workers and
last minute decision and I justposted on social media like I
always do.
This bitch here decides to takeit hella personal and and later
that day he goes to my favoriteice cream place, which I
introduced him to via mysidekick, and he orders my
favorite frickin' ice cream,takes a picture and sends it to
(23:06):
me personally and I was like,hey, is that my rico suave
jackhammer?
He's like yeah, and I was likeI knew it.
And he was like that's becauseyou went, uh, out drinking with
your friends without me.
And I'm like so he calls me onthe phone and tells me to make.
He repeats it to make sure I Iget the message and I'm like, oh
, so this is you being a pettybitch, yeah, yeah and I'm just
(23:29):
like oh by the way, it's reallygood thanks, bestie, for being a
total bitch.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, you're welcome yeah, you're welcome this is.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
This is like the dynamic between us guys, this is
a dynamic.
I'm like what, mind you?
You guys heard what he said inthe beginning.
You totally deserved it.
I would love to hear thegremlin's opinions on whether or
not I truly deserved it um, no,yeah, no yeah no, yeah, nope,
what I'm gonna say?
(23:57):
That dude's an a-hole.
Yeah, he is.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah wait , you want to fight about it we
don't.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
We don't need to go there, petty betty, we don't
need to go there and that's fineand you're right, we don't have
to go there.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
But but you went there you said it I did not yeah
, you did I did not.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I shared my shit with social media and you took it
personally and sent your shitdirectly to me.
I'm like wait what?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
is going on here.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
That was the shit you couldn't have picked a better
gif.
You couldn't have picked abetter one.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Hell yeah, lucius Malfoy.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
And the face he makes when he's saying it.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You can hear me doing the same thing.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
How dare you?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I'm just like really, you know, I like me a good wing
that fucking, especially on thespecial days oh, it wasn't
there was, yeah, there was no,no because it was on a saturday.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
That's the only shitty thing.
Everything was full price.
I'm like okay, but it was theonly place that was near because
, it's right down the streetfrom work and then open long
enough for us to not be thosea-holes.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Okay, that's fair.
Okay, well, maybe I'm not asbitter as I thought it would be.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You already did the bitter thing, petty Betty.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I never said I was going to apologize for it, I
just said I didn't expect.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I don't expect one from you.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I'm not going to apologize to my partner.
Whatever makes you think Iapologize, that's what I said.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm not expecting an apology.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I'm an equal opportunity.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Equal opportunity a-hole.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, and you know what?
That's okay.
That's okay Because you knowthat's my problem and I'm okay
with that?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, that's a you problem.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Very, very much so.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Why are you making it mine?
I I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's a you problem Very, very much.
So why are you making it mine?
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
If you got butt hurt, you stay butt hurt.
That's not my problem.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I didn't get butt hurt.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Oh.
No, then why did you send methe damn ice cream?
Thank you, I loved your facefor that second.
Yes, if you guys could haveseen it on camera, that would
have been all my proof.
I didn't need you guys to chimein, although it would be
awesome, but I didn't need youguys to chime in.
His face said everything.
I don't need an apology.
(26:15):
That face was all I needed.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
That face was got it.
Was it all?
Got it all that you need?
Yep, cause all I want isanother baby.
Cause all I want is anotherbest friend.
Good luck with that.
Who else is going to put upwith my bullshit?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Exactly that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Good luck with that.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Can I sit in on the interviews?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I have a best friend application.
If I told you you were a cunt,how would you feel?
That's an ugly word.
Next, what if I called you afaggot?
That's a very vulgar word tosay.
Next, I'm just going to repeatthose words.
What if I called you a cunt?
(27:13):
That's not nice.
Next, how do you feel about theword faggot, so rude?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
next, that or somebody's gonna give you shit
back.
You're like no, no, next, no,be like what, why, why, why not
okay.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Who hurt you?
You have some underlying issues.
Did your mom beat you just?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
kidding.
Did you not want them to fightback?
We are so morbid this is whythe dynamic works.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
This is why the dynamic this is why we're going
where we're going you're going,where you're going.
Yes, yes, I'm very well aware Iknow where I'm going, and where
I go is where I go if you missme.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
That's just too fucking bad nope, I'm gonna be
over there, you, you thinkyou're gonna be up there
bullshit a bow and you're gonnabe angry, you're gonna be so
angry like uh, no, no, she don'tbelong there.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Well, it's either gonna be like I'm gonna be like
oh okay, so so you were anactual sweetheart and two.
Who in the fuck lie to you?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
oh, so you, so you were, you did take it personally
, you did get butt hurt.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Oh, okay, so that it was just an ice cream, the fuck.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, it's just an outing with drinks and wings.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
No, I'm first damn it .
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I will always be first In your husband's life,
sure.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Eh, I'm probably second best to him.
He don't love me no more that'ssuch a lie he don't love me, he
hates me right, he don't loveme no more no, do not he's like
fuck you.
I'm like, okay, such hate, ohmy god.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Conviction he's like fuck you.
I'm like okay, such hate, oh myGod, such conviction.
You're such a drama queen.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
No, I'm not Says who.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Okay, says the one I'm first.
How dare you go without?
Okay, it was just an ice cream.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Leo's priority is always first.
We must be around you in yourrelationship we tip the scales
for you every single time holdup.
I am the scales bitch I know,that's why I tip your skills.
No, I go like this and go DD,no, dd.
I'm like go away, go away,peasants.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Get off my scale.
You're imbalancing.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Can you imagine if it was the actual, like the Greek
goddess, where they had to takeyour heart and balance it and
see if it is, I'd be rightbehind you.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, you would I would.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, you would.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
You'd be like damn you heavy, excuse you, you know
you would.
You know you would.
You know you would I so fuckingwould step on it, just so it
was that much heavier but youknow what?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
it wouldn't even go nowhere, can't even cheat the
system, no matter how much Istep on it I'll be like oh see
lies, all lies, you lose, sir,good day you're like see, I was
(30:43):
an angel.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I like how, every time we do shenanigans?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
it's always this, it's always the is it.
Yes, that's awesome, it isawesome but it's like we, we
know our place.
You think it's up there and I'mlike no, it's purgatory.
Then hell, hello I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I can't wait till these guys get to chime in.
I really can't, because I Iwant input.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
I want more reactions , yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I really want to know , not that it's going to like
Change anything, yeah it doesn'tchange, but I just want it like
oh yeah.
Oh yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I wonder how many fucking douchebags this will
probably get.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'm no douchebag, but I'm like oh, I think Jess is
cool because you know, men, ohyeah.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
It's like girl.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Honey, you do realize , you know Lock and loaded.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
It's not that tree, but okay.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
See.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
That's hilarious though.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I was like guys, how do you know?
It was a bottom.
You farted and there was nosound.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Oh, that's right.
She made fun of yours.
I don't remember what it was.
You had said something to makesome noise Like.
The bottle is what it said andI said, no, it sounds like a
tugboat.
It was like Ooh that's right.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I forgot about the tugboat.
Holy shit Fuck.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
The foghorn.
That's a foghorn.
Yes, Sounds like his Jesse's ohdude, fucking, love it.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I love and hate you at the same time for it.
When is my pan going to kick in?
Uh 24th, which is in two days.
Kudos, I'm not ready for that.
An additional $66 will becoming out of my account time to
(32:55):
sell that ass it has outlivedits expiration date.
I am no longer a twink.
Nobody wants to pay for a fatbear.
I mean, there probably is,though, but like I mean, there's
there's something for somebodyexactly I'm willing to stoop low
(33:15):
.
It's all about that money,money, money.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
There's no prize you want a hot body, you want a bull
you better work, bitch, youbetter work.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
This is why I can never work for britney spears.
I'm gonna take some time off.
You better work, bitch.
You want hot body?
Yes, but I'm gonna take.
Do you want a boogati?
Yeah, but I still.
Do you want a hot rod?
Yeah, so go back to work youwant a big mansion you want to
party in france?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
you want to live fancy.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I think I put that somewhere on my Facebook page.
I just don't remember what itwas you better work, bitch?
I was like I can't work forBritney Spears because it would
be that I think I did the line.
But I just do you want a hotbody?
I mean yes, but what this hasto do with job, do you?
I mean, yes, but I just want avacation.
(34:11):
You want a big mansion party infrance?
Okay, fine, I'll go back towork, but do I still get my my
day?
You better work, bitch work,work, work.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah, that's gonna be you shit.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Brady spirit is working a fucking sex sweatshop.
Man shit that would be funnythat would be funny.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Can you imagine everybody's just crying?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
what was that whole like conversion therapy?
What is it not conversiontherapy?
Uh, conservatorship wasactually stopping her from doing
that weird, can you imagine?
Weird, just kidding.
Just kidding I'm a brady spiritfan too.
Don't, don't hate on me, pleasedon't how many of y'all
clutched your pearls?
How many of you said and we'regetting rid of your fucking gay
(34:56):
card like holy shit?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
leave britney alone how many of y'all heard cancel
go through y'all's brain rightnow uh, please don't I'll tell
you this you insist, you justinsist on getting this canceled
somehow, don't you, don't I getpushing the envelope?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
but what is it?
Uh, kind of like how it's akung fu panda don't tell monkey
because he's eating no cookies.
Don't tell monkey.
Don't tell britney, no, it'snot her mental health, mental
lot.
I'll.
Actually I did like when shewas playing with the knives and
dancing with it.
That was actually prettyfucking dope.
(35:36):
But a lot of people were justlike, oh, she's just going
through a lot.
No, it wasn't.
It was actually pretty cool,like I mean, it's no different
than playing with swords ornunchucks, bow staff.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
She just at least she was dancing and not hurting
herself, I mean I can't imaginehow many people are on the edge
watching it, like don't, don'tcut yourself, don't hurt
yourself I am pretty sure theyhave a dull blade because it
didn't look like they've neverbeen sharp.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
All right, so they don't cook like they've never
been sharpened.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Alright, so they don't cook.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I honestly don't think Britney Spears cooks.
I think someone cooks for her.
I mean, I'm pretty sure sheputs raisins in a potato salad.
I don't know.
Oh, you're gonna tell me I'mwrong.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
No, that's why I'm laughing, because I'm like down
you went, you went with theraisins hey dick, go with the
raisins.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
If she ever did listen to, this is one
particular shenanigans podcastand she's just like how fucking
dare you?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I believe I meant she's to get on her shit and
legit.
Have you canceled?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
She's going to throw her knives at me, for sure.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
But these are dull bitch.
You think these are dull?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I should have done that to K-Fed, so anywho, fuck
him.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
And you insist.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I keep going, I keep going, I keep going.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I'm just it's like sometimes jesse can't help it I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
It's like it doesn't want to shut off, like where the
hell is the off button on thisprobably my butthole, so I don't
speak no more.
Uh, wait what?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
r.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
He's a bottom.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Where's Rad when you need him?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Rad Rad, have you heard this?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Save him.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Turn him off, please.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
He probably will too.
He'll probably punch me, forgethim, and in trouble, hey yo,
bup, bup, Mushu, bop, mooshu,dude, I'm going to have to.
Yeah, I'm going to trim allyour hair off.
Probably go six.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
That's going to look hilarious.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
It is Nah.
Is a six even going to doanything?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah, it will.
It'll keep its fur still A six,a six, not going to do anything
?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah, it will.
It'll keep his fur.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Still A six.
A six, not going to go a three.
That'd be weird If he had likelike mattes or matte.
If his hair was really mattedthen yeah, I would have to go
lower.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
But His hair isn't matted at all.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
No, I mean I could still brush and keep his hair
long though, but it's his paws.
I gotta like probably go six onhis paws so I can kind of like
yeah I need to.
I really need to cut his nails,but in you all.
Right, that's the end of ourshenanigans podcast.
I do appreciate y'all listeningin to the Mature Mischief
Podcast and, as always, I amyour host, jesse James.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
And I am your co-host , DeeDee.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Until we meet again.
Moral of the story Hashtag I'mglad Brittany's free.
She really is.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Hashtag y'all are awesome.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, hashtag Brittany, we love you.
Your songs are my theme songsToxic womanizer circus.
Oops, I did it again.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I love the list.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Isn't it amazing?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Just the title.
Even if the person didn't knowBrittany songs, I'm pretty sure
the question like uh someonetold me, like your song is
momentizer, you're toxic.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I'm just like, damn, okay, yeah, you're not wrong
you're not wrong okay okay, ohwas it.
Oh, man, I remember criminal.
My sister was in love with thatsong real quick before we leave
because she was in love withthe criminal.
So that was her songs for mymom awkward because, mama, I'm
(39:58):
in love with the dear lord, nono true story, true fucking
story.
I think my main song is Not aGirl, not Yet a Woman that would
be me, but the guy version.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I'm a slave for you.
Yeah, all right, love you.
Bye, ciao.
Host
Jesse James
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