April 20, 2025 • 35 mins
Remember when radio ruled our lives? When alarm clocks were redundant because Carmen Calls would wake you up with her hilarious pranks? When you'd be genuinely shocked by love dedications from people confessing their feelings for someone else's partner?
In this nostalgia-packed episode of Mature Mischief, Jesse James and Dee Dee transport listeners back to the days of Hot Z95, local DJs with personality, and radio segments that created shared cultural moments. The hosts share their fondest memories of radio shows that defined their youth, from the dramatic romance of "Love Hours" to the uproarious "Carmen Calls" prank segments that had them routinely late for school.
The conversation weaves through memories of legendary radio personalities like Steven Rex Gabriel and his "Poetry from the Blotter" segment (with its infamous "two pairs of women's panties" tagline), the morning show antics of Dan and Happy the Clown, and how these formats inspired Jesse's interest in podcasting. There's a bittersweet reflection on how winning concert tickets through radio call-ins once provided access to bands like Five Finger Death Punch and Deftones - experiences now often priced out of reach due to scalping.
Beyond the laughs, this episode captures something profound about how media consumption has evolved. While streaming services offer convenience and personalization, they struggle to replicate the community aspect of everyone tuning in to the same station simultaneously, participating in call-in segments, and feeling connected to local DJs who feel like friends.
Have a favorite radio memory? Share it with us on social media and join our nostalgia trip through the golden age of airwaves!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
gremlins, welcome back to another podcast.
My name is Jesse James.
I hope everyone is doing it anddoing it Well.
You know the drill.
This is the mature mischiefpodcast.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Was totally expecting you to go into that La, la, la,
nah, nah.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Nah, nah, I love that little dog.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
That's what it sounded like you were like at
that tone.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I was it really was Like I'm calm, I can do this.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I can do anything you can do better, oh dear.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Lord, oh man, that was a new one, that was a new
one.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
That was a new one, that was a new one.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
That was a new one.
I know it, you know it, thewhole world fucking knows it.
I like saying my name twice.
I am your host, jesse James.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
And I am your co-host , Dee Dee.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
What it do, sister, dee, dee, dee.
What it do, baby girl, how youdoing, you doing good on this
lavishest day.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I am now.
That hurt my neck.
I'm full of.
That's what happens when youget old.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I try to do a voice funny type of like Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
And you got a crick in your neck.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I got a crick in my neck for real.
That's hilarious.
That's fucking weird.
Gay you go.
Old man, never cracker.
I never get a crink in my neck.
It's the first time.
Normally when I'm sucking it'slike bob and weave bob and weave
, bob and weave.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, apparently you need to flex your neck muscles a
lot more Because what, unlessthey're overworked?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, they're never, never overworked.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
They'd be like is that you?
It's like, yeah, is that BenGay?
I mean, I am, but what, what?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Who's Ben?
Why is he gay?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, I was going to say who's been?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
why is he?
You know, we were talkingbecause we went to go get some
um andy's custard ice cream yes,I, I'm full of rico, suave
jackhammer.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That sounds so bad bro they probably really need to
rethink that, yeah, he's likeand for you, and I'm just like,
oh god can I get the rico suave?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
jackhammer like I'm sorry saying that.
Have you ever had like a?
Sex move or a sex toy I'm likehave you ever been rico suave
jackhammer?
No, but it sounds intense.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Check out this toy I got it's called the rico suave
jackhammer like girl, oh my god,oh my god, he's probably
driving there.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Holy shit like um.
It's a black, it's a blackman's move, dear lord.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh my god, yeah, it was.
It was weird for whateverreason.
It was just weird ordering ittoday.
It's one of my favorite ones onthe menu and now I felt good
boy mooshu.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And now I felt weird, nice um.
So today's shenanigans, oh mygod d Shenanigans.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Dee Dee.
Yeah, you know what time it isright, I do.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I already said it, though I beat us to the punch.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You beat us to the punch.
You beat yourself to the punch,I know Way to go.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We'll do it again, anyways All right, shenanigans,
shenanigans.
Welcome to the Shenanigans LoveHour.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Dear.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Lord, do you remember those love hours on your radio
station?
You would call them.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Unfortunately.
Yes, Mm-hmm.
Unfortunately that's Dude.
That was such middle schoolshit.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh, dude, but it was awesome because you were like it
would be like this it wasawesome because there was drama
every once in a while there wasso much drama in it, it was so
fucking hilarious because youwould hear like um, let me see
if I can find it here we go.
It would be like Mi corazon.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
This is for you, my love, for my loved one.
I love you so much, baby, Idon't care what your wife says
about you, I will always loveyou, please.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And it'll just start off like that.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
That is hilarious.
Oh my God, I can't, I can't.
You're listening to the radiolike wait, did she say?
Like why she really said that,and then they say, and then
everybody's thinking like is itthe one that I know?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
everybody's wondering if it's the one that you know
yeah, it really is, and it itjust goes on.
It's just like you know.
Let me see if I can get it here, just a.
It's just like you know.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Let me see if I can get it here just a bit.
It's just like honey.
I love you so, so much.
This is for my baby daddy.
He's in ninth grade and I lovehim so much.
Thank you, I love you.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I appreciate you and you're just like ninth grade.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
She's a baby, daddy.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Does she say baby?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
daddy what.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
What, what, I'm sorry , what?
Oh dear God, I don't want to dothe calculations.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Because, you know math, you bitch.
I had to.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What was the other one that you would play a lot?
I know it was like Casey andJoJo, all my Life.
It was always this song thatyou would play a lot.
I know it was like casey andjojo, all my life, and it was
just like it was always thissong that always popped up.
I think the other one was, ifit was like a breakup, um, it
was this one.
Oh god, I I mean I meangremlins have you had a love
(06:23):
hour?
Was there a love hour, uhperiod for you?
Because, god, those shit wouldgo hard.
Hold on for a moment, let meget this really quickly.
Okay, we're back, so I had togo and grab it really quickly.
It was like something like itwas the love hour, but they
would play out like, oh, saythat one person that broke your
heart, and it would be that oneperson playing in the background
.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You know, it would just be this song playing I want
to give this to my friendalexandro fuck you.
You cheated on me with fuckingroxanne.
How dare you, you fucking whore, and you did this and it would
(07:06):
just be like you know, fuck thatboot that and they were just
like god damn, that was justsome fucking crazy shit, though.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Uh, you know who I miss on hot z95?
Uh, carmen calls carmen.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh god, I forgot about that you forgot about
carmen calls.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I was like hold up oh god, let's see carmen calls
that one, welcome to the Z95love hour.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And it was playing in the back of the whole time.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Oh yeah, it always plays that.
Wow, that's wild.
Yeah, it would play that allthe way through.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Holy shit, I was like what the?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
fuck man, tell me you're old without telling me
you're old.
Holy shit, it was good musicshush.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It was, but you know I used to stay up late just for
the fuck love hour I wouldn't,but since it was around my
bedtime and I'd listen to theradio to fall asleep, it's just
I always stop the radio on it'sjust there.
So I'm just kind of like, Iguess always and it was so
fucking hilarious to listen to.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Like it was hot z95 in corpus and then I would
listen to c101 and then they had107.3.
At that time way, way back inthe day, it was Hot Z95 and
Corpus and then I would listento C-101.
And then they had 107.3.
At that time way, way back inthe day it was another rock
station that was competing withlike.
C-101 back in the day, and thenC-101 came on top, so whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Been on top.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Dude, they've been around for God since the
dinosaurs were roaming man Shit.
I think Steven Rex Gabriel isstill around.
Holy shit, that motherfucker heowned.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I want to say it was sometime in the 2000s give or
take.
A radio station called the Buzzcame around for a while.
I actually lived down thestreet from the station.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Did you really?
Yeah, that's freaking cool.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I could literally walk like maybe 15 houses down.
It was a radio station at theend it was great.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And then I heart radio came in and just dominated
the whole fucking place.
I'm just like who's I heartradio and who we're in.
The fuck did you come from like?
holy yeah, no shit, I rememberit was just a thing.
And then it came about the appand the app just came dominating
.
But then again I remember youlistening to c101 on the app
(09:47):
when I was working at rockportand that was just one of those
things that that's how I won alot of my tickets to go see a
lot of the concerts, becausewhen I was working we had like
five or six phones, so we havefive or six employees, so we
would all be dialing in and likeI'm just going to be like hello
, like who's this?
This is Jesse.
I was like you're caller number10.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm like yes, I'm like fuck, yeah, that's
hilarious, that was our likedowntime yeah like if we just
like we've you heard it and itwas ticket.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
It was like you heard that notification, all of us
were fucking dialing in and myboss knew, my boss knew, but I
got my.
I always got my job donebecause I was always on the
radio congratulations callernumber 10.
I'm like yeah, oh god that's howI got to see like, um, uh, five
finger death punch.
Nice, yeah, I got this time.
(10:40):
I got to see five finger deathpunch and then boo thing got his
tickets more into the pit toget there.
I'm just like fuck yeah, boothing, like hell yeah, dude.
But um, yeah, that's how I gotto see a lot of my concerts 10
years in this moment.
Um, who was the other one?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
uh, deftones disturb corn that's uh funny that you
mentioned deftones.
Somebody, some pub, had uh themarquee sign outside of their
building and it said, for thoseof you that weren't able to get
deftones ticket because theprices were insane.
Now, um, it says, for those ofyou that aren't able to attend
(11:20):
the deftones concert tonight,we'll all be here playing
deftones all night long andcrying.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
And I was like, oh, that is, that was their
invitation to come and hang outat that bar was because they
were going to play deftones allnight for the people that wasn't
for the people that weren'table to get the tickets to
deftones and I'm like dude, thatsucks.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I mean not that that wouldn't be cool, but it sucks,
that you know places areresorting to that to to include
people yeah, who can't afford.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Well, you know what?
Deftones is actually not thatexpensive if you can get a
ticket when they sell, becausethey're only like 100 bucks for
the ticket, right.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I mean it's not because they bought them all out
and bought were like fivesomething.
Yeah, it was five, six hundredbucks, I'm like what it killed
me.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, because we wanted to get the pit tickets.
And any concert I've gone to ifI've always gone to pit tickets
the only time I didn't get thepit tickets was godsmack,
because ryan bought those and wegot seated ones and me and mary
jane were so fucking salty.
Uh, because we wanted pittickets and we, when we went to
the concert, the pit wasn't thatbad, we were just like that's
(12:24):
usually how it is, though you goand you're just like bro, I can
just go down there dude.
I saw a lemon.
God, that was actually a lot offun, but I was like way in the
fucking nosebleeds but no oneshowed up to a lemon, like it
was very like empty, empty likewe could have.
We moved and we sat somewhereelse, we met other people and
then, yeah, it was pretty funthat's crazy yeah, I wore a
(12:46):
skirt that day and with nounderwear.
It was fun.
I was holding my skirt.
Now please, I can't merrilyenroll this shit, dude, get me
inside.
So anywho, that was actuallypretty fun, uh.
But yeah, lemme god wasactually.
They were really cool inconcert.
They're really actually a lotof fun fire, fire, prior
techniques and whatnot.
(13:08):
But I've never been to a lemmegod concert and I said, if I
ever wanted to, I wanted to gosee lemme god and I did.
I'm like, fuck, yeah, dude,this is awesome.
Uh went with me and anotherfriend, so that was pretty cool.
And then I ran into um von and,uh, someone else too that was
part of the leather community.
But yeah, no, we had a fuckinguh good time good time yeah, but
(13:31):
man, I miss those radiostations.
I haven't listened to the radioin a very long time well, now,
because everything is streamingnow so I should listen to the
radio, because if there's anynew more rock music that I want
to listen to, that's how youwould find out.
But now I get the notificationswhen new music comes out for
whoever I'm, just like it, justlets you know.
There's a whole category thatjust says new releases and it's
(13:53):
got everything mixed up, yeah,and you're just like oh, then
you're on tiktok and they'relike lady gaga just dropped this
song.
I'm just like, oh, abracadabra,that shit fucking went hard.
Everyone's just dancing to it.
Man, even I'm dancing to it.
I'm just like thank you.
(14:15):
I'm not a big lady Gaga fan,though, but that song was
actually fucking popped off.
Dude, she, damn she, that songwent fucking hard.
And then Meg Thee Stallion andCoachella.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I love that she brought out Queen Latifah.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Queen Latifah and Ciara.
Yeah, and I liked the QueenLatifah.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Queen Latifah and Ciara.
Yeah, and I liked the QueenLatifah mix that whole and her
entrance.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
That was awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
The entrance that Megan set up for her and the way
she came out just singing hershit and I'm like, yes, what
Nice Awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Nice, awesome.
But you know, I just I do missthe radio station so much I miss
listening to radio.
But radio stations I used tolisten to all the freaking night
and that's how I got into thewhole podcasting was because I
was listening to C101 in themorning and in the morning they
always had their, I guess,podcast, not like a podcast, but
(15:16):
they would have their like twoguys in the morning.
They would have their two guysin the morning.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yes, so they would talk they would have their stuff
to one of them here um 99.5they have a whole morning.
There's no music, it's just.
I don't know if there's four orfive of these guys and dude,
they go.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I heard it.
I'm just like holy shit,because that's all of them
talking.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, it's hilarious, my.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
ADD could never.
My ADD could never, could never.
But I can't say anythingbecause when it was in Corpus it
was 102.3.
I would listen to Kid Craddockin the morning and they had like
five or six people but it wasreally good until Kid craddock
(16:03):
had passed away.
So kid craddock's the one thatkind of got me into the
podcasting, as well as two guysin the morning.
I was like how cool would thatbe if I can actually do
something like that or whatnot.
I didn't realize you had to goto school for radio and you
needed a radio voice I'm tellingyou, dude, a lot of the the
qualifications to be somethingor another is.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I think it's ridiculous, I really.
Oh, I told you about that.
What about the librarian thing?
Cause I was like dude, if Icould, I'd be a librarian,
because I I love being inlibraries.
You know what I mean.
Like I, love books and all thatother stuff, but I you have to
go to college for 10 years andI'm just like what do you need
to learn within a 10-year spanto literally man and organize
(16:41):
books according to the deweydecimal system?
seriously, because you got to dolike the financial budgets,
hiring all of the new processesand everything you learn, the
history of how books were made,and it's just like jesus christ
is that necessary like?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
you know, because math yeah, math is.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
The reason why you have to go for 10 years is
because the government's likehere's the math, you're gonna
pay this and then we'll give youthis paper yeah, math and those
of us who don't like to math.
We're like okay, cool fuck thatit's like I went to 10 years, I
spent how much, and I guesswhat.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I got a piece of paper no, no shit now I can work
at a library but I always likedit because, man, they had like
the full, like cool, like radiosounds and you know the like
soundboards.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I used to love their soundboards back in those days,
man, it was fun.
But Two Guys in the Morning.
I always listen to StephenRakes, gabriel.
Two Guys in the Morning becauseevery Thursday he would do
Poetry from the Blotter.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Oh, that was funny.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I loved his Poetry from the Blotter and there's
always that ending part.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
two pairs of women's panties, oh yeah dear lord, I
totally forgot about that hopeyou never touch the hands of
crimes ever oh my god you knowwhat?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
and I have the shirt that says two pairs of women's
panties and it has this littleslogan on there.
So that's gonna be turned intoa pillow.
That's hilarious, it's fuckingthe bomb dude, that is awesome
and one pair woman's panties,but the way he did, it like but
he was so fucking smart and sointelligent.
(18:32):
I hate it, though, because nowhe's he was a trump supporter
and it just kind of killedeverything for me.
I'm just like.
But a lot of people didn't likerex gabriel to begin with
because he was so egotisticabout a lot of the stuff I'm
just like shit, though, but hiscreativity.
When he flipped his house hewould make a lot of good shit.
(18:55):
That man was a handyman throughand through, like all the way
through and whatnot.
Nice, so it was just.
It was a lot of fun, but he hadsold his house and he got with
his wife now, and his wife is ayoga instructor too as well.
Very beautiful, awesome, yeah.
So now he has his big old houseand whatnot or whatever.
He was really good.
(19:16):
I did like him listening to him, and there was somebody else
who I used to listen to him.
I can't remember now.
Like I said, it's been such along time since I've listened to
it.
Um, they were, he was.
He was one of the ones Iactually did like because he was
unapologetic for a lot of thestuff that he would say rex yeah
(19:36):
he was very unapologetic with alot of the stuff he said, uh,
but he was really funny, thoughhe was really funny and I I had
to give that dude credit wherecredit was due, right, because
he was really good at what hedid.
But he was been in the radio uhstation for years, for years.
I used to remember, uh, whatwas it?
Ksab the hano 99.9, what wasthat kid's name that were on
(19:58):
there that was portrayed byHappy the Clown.
Fuck, they would have a kidthat would come on every single
time, and I forgot the fuck hisname was, or whatnot.
I don't remember, but you knowwhat I'm talking about, right?
Yes, it was portrayed by Happythe Clown.
Yes, he was the voice for themand whatnot.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, and then he had dan and barbara barbie in the
morning about happy the clown,dude, dude.
Oh my god, you can't forgetabout god, right?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
yeah, yeah, those were.
I used to listen to them in themorning.
They were my favorite ones.
In the morning, I didn't carefor barbie it was happy the
clown that I like yeah, dan, andhappy the clown they were were
just fucking hilarious.
There was another one, I thinkit was also 99.3.
It was another Tejano stationthat had another radio host
person, but she used to be mybabysitter back in the day.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Really, that's so cool.
Yeah, it was fucking amazing.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
But it was funny to actually see, though, but she
was my babysitter or whatnotback in the day.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, so it was some good times, man, those radio
stations, man, used to go hard.
Man, you should go.
I do miss the love hour.
So, HotZ95, if you're listeningto this and if you do listen
whoever's there can you bringthe love hour back please?
I would so fucking tune in tolisten to the love hour again.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I wonder what people would say, though, seriously Now
, nowadays.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh they would get canceled so bad Because you
remember Carmen calls right,right.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Cats keep coming into my yard and using it as a
litter box.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Basically, are they?
Are you sure they're my cat?
Do you have cats that gooutdoors?
I have some cats that gooutdoors.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Okay, then they're your cats yeah, that was carmen
calls I used to love.
I was late to school every daybecause I was a routine.
I had to listen to Carmen calls.
It was a religious thing tolisten to was Carmen calls and I
tried doing that voice everysingle time.
(22:10):
And I can't do the voice, Idon't know who does Carmen calls
, but it was something that Iwas listening to it and she was
towards the end.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
She goes he's stupid yeah, that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Stop fucking calling my phone and that she would
really piss off people.
Those prank calls were prankcalls like those were like the
calls you wanted to listen tobecause you're just like hello,
my name is carmen, my name isI'm doing this and whatnot, or
whatever, and she would do thatwhole thing and it was so
believable dude she was sobelievable she was.
She was like wait what?
(22:48):
she just repeat herself allnonchalant, like I think the
first one she did was themexican wake-up call oh yeah,
because they played that on aregular basis yeah, it was, yeah
, it was like the original thingthat they would play all the
time.
Time or not, and then she woulddo the.
Are you?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
awake.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Fuck you.
I'm awake now.
She's awake now, stupid.
So if you haven't got a chance.
Look up Carmen calls Mexicanalarm.
That's what it was on there.
It was fucking stupid, stupid,but that started the whole thing
.
Uh, for her on that and watch.
(23:25):
Now that we're talking about her, she's gonna pop up on her
facebook feeds oh god, of courseshe is of course she is it'd be
awesome, though, because Inever knew what happened to her,
but it was so much fun on there.
I also listened to her parody.
Uh, lean like a cholo.
She did one with lean like achola.
Have you ever heard of it?
It's so fucking hilarious, dude.
(23:45):
I love it because she and amysays carmen's, carmen's,
callscom and she goes and shedoes her own parody of it.
Nice someone listen to.
After the podcast here in alittle bit.
It's fucking hilarious and Ilove it.
So, so, but anywho, good times.
(24:06):
So, coming up here on thepodcast, next coming up here, we
have our Monday Woes.
We're going to have this MondayWoes from the last Monday we
didn't get to talk about, soit'll be up on this podcast and
we'll be talking aboutcancellations and everything.
So whenever you get a chance,tune into that one.
That one's going to be kind ofmine Didi's favorite, because it
(24:28):
was man.
We went deep into that one.
Cancellation, cancel culture.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
That was fun, holy shit.
That was just consistent, backand forth, consistent ping pong.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, it really was.
That was a good game.
What do?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
you mean.
Not as good as the math game,because that one was the best,
but you know.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
That math one man.
It still bugs me why.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Because you lost bitch.
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, I did.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I'm joking.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I did, but that's okay.
I'm okay with that, but are you?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
it still bothers you I?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
mean yeah, but I wasn't as heated as I was then.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah that was funny it was, I was like you were
frustrating.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I'm like, sir, it's not that serious like it's math
but calm down no no, we will nottalk about that anymore.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
It is over with no, but we need more topics like
that because that was.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
That was awesome that was just saying.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I mean, I kind of wanted to unfortunately it was
at your expense, but it wasawesome out of my expanse for
your humor for our entertainmentpeople like holy shit.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I'm sure the gremlins got a good laugh at it, yeah
cause we did talk about it likehow, like cool I had to keep
because my anger normally wouldget the best of me yeah but it
is what it is by the end of theday.
That was the old, old, old me.
I didn't get a crystal sphereto the head, guys just let y'all
a crystal sphere to the headguys.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Just let me all know.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Crystal sphere to the sock.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
A freaking two-pound crystal sphere, can you imagine?
Oh my God, I'd be in thehospital, dude.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I'd just hit you in your chest, you'd be fine.
What the frick?
You'd just lose a lot of air.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Like what has just there's this crystal stuck in my
sternum.
It's, it's stuck in there how?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
what was that name of that uh cartoon that had the
crystal in his chest?
What was his name?
What was that name?
Um?
The steven universe you see,you'll be the new steven
universe god that's hercharacter portrayer that's
hilarious she says she wanted tolive her cartoon fantasy make
it she gotta make it somethingpretty then put a big old city
(26:51):
in at least get all the negativeout no, that's the you I am
never negative.
I have negative people aroundme, but I'm never negative.
Only when you're petty, onlywhen I'm petty.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Only when you're petty.
I'm not negative.
What the French?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I'm not saying you were.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Well, I don't need obsidian then.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
No, you need to protect yourself from other
negative people.
Oh yeah, okay, I guess.
See, it's not the negativitythat you dispute, because you
dispute no negative energy atall whatsoever.
Neither do I.
I do not, but we needed to getrid of other negative people, ah
, so.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, that's just me.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I didn't ask for a lap dancer.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Tanjiro.
Welcome to the stage, theblackest dog you'll ever meet.
Tanjiro To the stage.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Giving me a lap dance .
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I mean at least they're free.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
If it's not him, though, it's Tigger.
They take turns giving me lapdances when I'm here.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Something about your leg.
At least they're not humpingyour leg.
At least they're not humpingyour leg, because that was kind
of funny.
I don't need a cigarette forthese.
For these, I was in my car andit was on my phone.
I'm just like something'smissing.
Is didi already here?
No, I'm like, what are youdoing chasing your dog?
You're like, oh yeah, no, mydog's dead dick.
I was like you chasing herspirit.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I don't know your life there you go hey, yo play
juvenile every time you back itup.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Tanjiro, I know, or what is it Not juvenile?
Yeah, ice Cube Back that, backit.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
You can do it, put your back into it.
That's Ice Cube Juveniles.
Back that ass up.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Back that ass up.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
What was Ice Cubes?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Ice Cubes juveniles.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Back that ass up, back that ass up.
Yeah, what was ice cubes?
Ice cubes, you can do it.
Put your back into it.
Was it back in?
No, there was another name forit.
I think it's do it, you can doit yeah do it, do it, do it, you
can do it, you can do it, youcan do it.
That song does go hard, though,man, because I'll be listening
to it and I'll be like fuck yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Stop yes.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Jesse can only be so hard Cause.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Then his body's like yeah now bitch Having a seizure,
standing up trying to twerk.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I know that's a lot, sir.
I'm gonna be on the floor andI'm gonna have to be like Is he
break dancing?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
He's trying to twerk.
Leave him alone.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
This is my happy seizure.
This is his twerking seizure.
This is my twerking seizure.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
This is my twerking seizure.
Well, hello, mr Y'all.
Oh my God, dude.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I swear those little dogs.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
They're just in the back having the time of their
life.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
They are really having the time of their life.
Well, that's it.
That's the end of our podcast.
I appreciate you tuning in tothe Shenanigans podcast.
I appreciate it.
Hashtag old school radio.
And this is like those who yeah, this is for like the older
crowds listening to, becauseyoung generations are like
what's radio.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
What's a radio?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Oh dear Lord, I can't so.
Moral of the story.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Fuck them, young kids .
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Oh, my God, that's awesome Tiki-tiki-boom.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
It's in me corazón, tiki-tiki-boom.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh man, that was such a fun podcast.
But anywho, thank you so much.
I appreciate y'all tuning in.
As I said, moral of the storyfuck them, young kids.
Punch them in the face.
What the fuck?
Sam?
I said it was okay.
Punch him in the face, what thedamn.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
I said it was okay.
Can you imagine just hittingsome random kid in the face?
They're like what'd you do that?
For it's okay.
Jesse said it was okay.
Who's jesse?
Who the fuck is?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
he, I don't know who's some guy on the podcast.
I'm still waiting for someoneto punch our boss in the face
and put it on tiktok and someonego jesse said it was okay.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I punched my boss because of you and thank you.
It's so exhilarating and theyappreciate it.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Then they'll be crying later like I lost my job
I mean, was it worth it?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
it was worth it how long you're serving 10 to 20
years.
Okay, I will go put money inyour books.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
They got to survive.
One way or another.
They're going to be someone'sslut.
So I mean punching your boss inthe face.
Is that really such a bad thing?
And they're really toxic.
I would love to like yeah,throw a punch, it's a bad thing.
It's a bad thing, you guysunfortunately have no idea what
(32:05):
just happened.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
We don't have a camera.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
But it's throat chop, titties bounce up and down.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Throat chop and a titty bounce.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I would nipple pinch my boss if, after I knocked him
out, bitch, this is for you.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
So he'd wake up really sore.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh, fuck, yeah Like why are they bruised?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
What happened?
Can you imagine that, passingout and waking up I would and
your nipples are like hella,bruised and sore Like what Fuck
that I would do that.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Bend my boss over, pull half his pants out.
Fuck that I would do that.
Bend my boss over, pull halfhis pants out and just spank his
ass nonstop until it's bruised.
So when he wakes up in themorning, look, I'm going to jail
.
I might as well go all out.
I didn't show you how I wasgoing to do it, but I was going
to do it one way or another.
I was like motherfucker, you'reabout to become the passion of
(33:01):
the Christ today.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
That is horrible.
Who's?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
your daddy.
That is so bad, you can tell meI'm wrong.
You can cancel.
I can't believe you said thatabout Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Oh, wow, you said that about a movie.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Technically, that's a bad movie.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
It's a bad movie.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
It's a non-fictional movie, so is the book.
You just want to believe whatyou want to believe, and that's
okay, that's fine, hey no capes.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Oh, we uh hey, no capes oh yeah, no okay sorry
about that.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Okay, until we meet again.
Love you, bye.
What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
gremlins, welcome back to another podcast.
My name is Jesse James.
I hope everyone is doing it anddoing it Well.
You know the drill.
This is the mature mischiefpodcast.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Was totally expecting you to go into that La, la, la,
nah, nah.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Nah, nah, I love that little dog.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
That's what it sounded like you were like at
that tone.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I was it really was Like I'm calm, I can do this.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I can do anything you can do better, oh dear.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Lord, oh man, that was a new one, that was a new
one.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
That was a new one, that was a new one.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
That was a new one.
I know it, you know it, thewhole world fucking knows it.
I like saying my name twice.
I am your host, jesse James.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
And I am your co-host , Dee Dee.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
What it do, sister, dee, dee, dee.
What it do, baby girl, how youdoing, you doing good on this
lavishest day.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I am now.
That hurt my neck.
I'm full of.
That's what happens when youget old.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I try to do a voice funny type of like Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
And you got a crick in your neck.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I got a crick in my neck for real.
That's hilarious.
That's fucking weird.
Gay you go.
Old man, never cracker.
I never get a crink in my neck.
It's the first time.
Normally when I'm sucking it'slike bob and weave bob and weave
, bob and weave.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, apparently you need to flex your neck muscles a
lot more Because what, unlessthey're overworked?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, they're never, never overworked.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
They'd be like is that you?
It's like, yeah, is that BenGay?
I mean, I am, but what, what?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Who's Ben?
Why is he gay?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, I was going to say who's been?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
why is he?
You know, we were talkingbecause we went to go get some
um andy's custard ice cream yes,I, I'm full of rico, suave
jackhammer.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That sounds so bad bro they probably really need to
rethink that, yeah, he's likeand for you, and I'm just like,
oh god can I get the rico suave?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
jackhammer like I'm sorry saying that.
Have you ever had like a?
Sex move or a sex toy I'm likehave you ever been rico suave
jackhammer?
No, but it sounds intense.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Check out this toy I got it's called the rico suave
jackhammer like girl, oh my god,oh my god, he's probably
driving there.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Holy shit like um.
It's a black, it's a blackman's move, dear lord.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh my god, yeah, it was.
It was weird for whateverreason.
It was just weird ordering ittoday.
It's one of my favorite ones onthe menu and now I felt good
boy mooshu.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And now I felt weird, nice um.
So today's shenanigans, oh mygod d Shenanigans.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Dee Dee.
Yeah, you know what time it isright, I do.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I already said it, though I beat us to the punch.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You beat us to the punch.
You beat yourself to the punch,I know Way to go.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We'll do it again, anyways All right, shenanigans,
shenanigans.
Welcome to the Shenanigans LoveHour.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Dear.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Lord, do you remember those love hours on your radio
station?
You would call them.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Unfortunately.
Yes, Mm-hmm.
Unfortunately that's Dude.
That was such middle schoolshit.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh, dude, but it was awesome because you were like it
would be like this it wasawesome because there was drama
every once in a while there wasso much drama in it, it was so
fucking hilarious because youwould hear like um, let me see
if I can find it here we go.
It would be like Mi corazon.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
This is for you, my love, for my loved one.
I love you so much, baby, Idon't care what your wife says
about you, I will always loveyou, please.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And it'll just start off like that.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
That is hilarious.
Oh my God, I can't, I can't.
You're listening to the radiolike wait, did she say?
Like why she really said that,and then they say, and then
everybody's thinking like is itthe one that I know?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
everybody's wondering if it's the one that you know
yeah, it really is, and it itjust goes on.
It's just like you know.
Let me see if I can get it here, just a.
It's just like you know.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Let me see if I can get it here just a bit.
It's just like honey.
I love you so, so much.
This is for my baby daddy.
He's in ninth grade and I lovehim so much.
Thank you, I love you.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I appreciate you and you're just like ninth grade.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
She's a baby, daddy.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Does she say baby?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
daddy what.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
What, what, I'm sorry , what?
Oh dear God, I don't want to dothe calculations.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Because, you know math, you bitch.
I had to.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What was the other one that you would play a lot?
I know it was like Casey andJoJo, all my Life.
It was always this song thatyou would play a lot.
I know it was like casey andjojo, all my life, and it was
just like it was always thissong that always popped up.
I think the other one was, ifit was like a breakup, um, it
was this one.
Oh god, I I mean I meangremlins have you had a love
(06:23):
hour?
Was there a love hour, uhperiod for you?
Because, god, those shit wouldgo hard.
Hold on for a moment, let meget this really quickly.
Okay, we're back, so I had togo and grab it really quickly.
It was like something like itwas the love hour, but they
would play out like, oh, saythat one person that broke your
heart, and it would be that oneperson playing in the background
.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You know, it would just be this song playing I want
to give this to my friendalexandro fuck you.
You cheated on me with fuckingroxanne.
How dare you, you fucking whore, and you did this and it would
(07:06):
just be like you know, fuck thatboot that and they were just
like god damn, that was justsome fucking crazy shit, though.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Uh, you know who I miss on hot z95?
Uh, carmen calls carmen.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh god, I forgot about that you forgot about
carmen calls.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I was like hold up oh god, let's see carmen calls
that one, welcome to the Z95love hour.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And it was playing in the back of the whole time.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Oh yeah, it always plays that.
Wow, that's wild.
Yeah, it would play that allthe way through.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Holy shit, I was like what the?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
fuck man, tell me you're old without telling me
you're old.
Holy shit, it was good musicshush.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It was, but you know I used to stay up late just for
the fuck love hour I wouldn't,but since it was around my
bedtime and I'd listen to theradio to fall asleep, it's just
I always stop the radio on it'sjust there.
So I'm just kind of like, Iguess always and it was so
fucking hilarious to listen to.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Like it was hot z95 in corpus and then I would
listen to c101 and then they had107.3.
At that time way, way back inthe day, it was Hot Z95 and
Corpus and then I would listento C-101.
And then they had 107.3.
At that time way, way back inthe day it was another rock
station that was competing withlike.
C-101 back in the day, and thenC-101 came on top, so whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Been on top.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Dude, they've been around for God since the
dinosaurs were roaming man Shit.
I think Steven Rex Gabriel isstill around.
Holy shit, that motherfucker heowned.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I want to say it was sometime in the 2000s give or
take.
A radio station called the Buzzcame around for a while.
I actually lived down thestreet from the station.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Did you really?
Yeah, that's freaking cool.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I could literally walk like maybe 15 houses down.
It was a radio station at theend it was great.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And then I heart radio came in and just dominated
the whole fucking place.
I'm just like who's I heartradio and who we're in.
The fuck did you come from like?
holy yeah, no shit, I rememberit was just a thing.
And then it came about the appand the app just came dominating
.
But then again I remember youlistening to c101 on the app
(09:47):
when I was working at rockportand that was just one of those
things that that's how I won alot of my tickets to go see a
lot of the concerts, becausewhen I was working we had like
five or six phones, so we havefive or six employees, so we
would all be dialing in and likeI'm just going to be like hello
, like who's this?
This is Jesse.
I was like you're caller number10.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm like yes, I'm like fuck, yeah, that's
hilarious, that was our likedowntime yeah like if we just
like we've you heard it and itwas ticket.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
It was like you heard that notification, all of us
were fucking dialing in and myboss knew, my boss knew, but I
got my.
I always got my job donebecause I was always on the
radio congratulations callernumber 10.
I'm like yeah, oh god that's howI got to see like, um, uh, five
finger death punch.
Nice, yeah, I got this time.
(10:40):
I got to see five finger deathpunch and then boo thing got his
tickets more into the pit toget there.
I'm just like fuck yeah, boothing, like hell yeah, dude.
But um, yeah, that's how I gotto see a lot of my concerts 10
years in this moment.
Um, who was the other one?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
uh, deftones disturb corn that's uh funny that you
mentioned deftones.
Somebody, some pub, had uh themarquee sign outside of their
building and it said, for thoseof you that weren't able to get
deftones ticket because theprices were insane.
Now, um, it says, for those ofyou that aren't able to attend
(11:20):
the deftones concert tonight,we'll all be here playing
deftones all night long andcrying.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
And I was like, oh, that is, that was their
invitation to come and hang outat that bar was because they
were going to play deftones allnight for the people that wasn't
for the people that weren'table to get the tickets to
deftones and I'm like dude, thatsucks.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I mean not that that wouldn't be cool, but it sucks,
that you know places areresorting to that to to include
people yeah, who can't afford.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Well, you know what?
Deftones is actually not thatexpensive if you can get a
ticket when they sell, becausethey're only like 100 bucks for
the ticket, right.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I mean it's not because they bought them all out
and bought were like fivesomething.
Yeah, it was five, six hundredbucks, I'm like what it killed
me.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, because we wanted to get the pit tickets.
And any concert I've gone to ifI've always gone to pit tickets
the only time I didn't get thepit tickets was godsmack,
because ryan bought those and wegot seated ones and me and mary
jane were so fucking salty.
Uh, because we wanted pittickets and we, when we went to
the concert, the pit wasn't thatbad, we were just like that's
(12:24):
usually how it is, though you goand you're just like bro, I can
just go down there dude.
I saw a lemon.
God, that was actually a lot offun, but I was like way in the
fucking nosebleeds but no oneshowed up to a lemon, like it
was very like empty, empty likewe could have.
We moved and we sat somewhereelse, we met other people and
then, yeah, it was pretty funthat's crazy yeah, I wore a
(12:46):
skirt that day and with nounderwear.
It was fun.
I was holding my skirt.
Now please, I can't merrilyenroll this shit, dude, get me
inside.
So anywho, that was actuallypretty fun, uh.
But yeah, lemme god wasactually.
They were really cool inconcert.
They're really actually a lotof fun fire, fire, prior
techniques and whatnot.
(13:08):
But I've never been to a lemmegod concert and I said, if I
ever wanted to, I wanted to gosee lemme god and I did.
I'm like, fuck, yeah, dude,this is awesome.
Uh went with me and anotherfriend, so that was pretty cool.
And then I ran into um von and,uh, someone else too that was
part of the leather community.
But yeah, no, we had a fuckinguh good time good time yeah, but
(13:31):
man, I miss those radiostations.
I haven't listened to the radioin a very long time well, now,
because everything is streamingnow so I should listen to the
radio, because if there's anynew more rock music that I want
to listen to, that's how youwould find out.
But now I get the notificationswhen new music comes out for
whoever I'm, just like it, justlets you know.
There's a whole category thatjust says new releases and it's
(13:53):
got everything mixed up, yeah,and you're just like oh, then
you're on tiktok and they'relike lady gaga just dropped this
song.
I'm just like, oh, abracadabra,that shit fucking went hard.
Everyone's just dancing to it.
Man, even I'm dancing to it.
I'm just like thank you.
(14:15):
I'm not a big lady Gaga fan,though, but that song was
actually fucking popped off.
Dude, she, damn she, that songwent fucking hard.
And then Meg Thee Stallion andCoachella.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I love that she brought out Queen Latifah.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Queen Latifah and Ciara.
Yeah, and I liked the QueenLatifah.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Queen Latifah and Ciara.
Yeah, and I liked the QueenLatifah mix that whole and her
entrance.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
That was awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
The entrance that Megan set up for her and the way
she came out just singing hershit and I'm like, yes, what
Nice Awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Nice, awesome.
But you know, I just I do missthe radio station so much I miss
listening to radio.
But radio stations I used tolisten to all the freaking night
and that's how I got into thewhole podcasting was because I
was listening to C101 in themorning and in the morning they
always had their, I guess,podcast, not like a podcast, but
(15:16):
they would have their like twoguys in the morning.
They would have their two guysin the morning.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yes, so they would talk they would have their stuff
to one of them here um 99.5they have a whole morning.
There's no music, it's just.
I don't know if there's four orfive of these guys and dude,
they go.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I heard it.
I'm just like holy shit,because that's all of them
talking.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, it's hilarious, my.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
ADD could never.
My ADD could never, could never.
But I can't say anythingbecause when it was in Corpus it
was 102.3.
I would listen to Kid Craddockin the morning and they had like
five or six people but it wasreally good until Kid craddock
(16:03):
had passed away.
So kid craddock's the one thatkind of got me into the
podcasting, as well as two guysin the morning.
I was like how cool would thatbe if I can actually do
something like that or whatnot.
I didn't realize you had to goto school for radio and you
needed a radio voice I'm tellingyou, dude, a lot of the the
qualifications to be somethingor another is.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I think it's ridiculous, I really.
Oh, I told you about that.
What about the librarian thing?
Cause I was like dude, if Icould, I'd be a librarian,
because I I love being inlibraries.
You know what I mean.
Like I, love books and all thatother stuff, but I you have to
go to college for 10 years andI'm just like what do you need
to learn within a 10-year spanto literally man and organize
(16:41):
books according to the deweydecimal system?
seriously, because you got to dolike the financial budgets,
hiring all of the new processesand everything you learn, the
history of how books were made,and it's just like jesus christ
is that necessary like?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
you know, because math yeah, math is.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
The reason why you have to go for 10 years is
because the government's likehere's the math, you're gonna
pay this and then we'll give youthis paper yeah, math and those
of us who don't like to math.
We're like okay, cool fuck thatit's like I went to 10 years, I
spent how much, and I guesswhat.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I got a piece of paper no, no shit now I can work
at a library but I always likedit because, man, they had like
the full, like cool, like radiosounds and you know the like
soundboards.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I used to love their soundboards back in those days,
man, it was fun.
But Two Guys in the Morning.
I always listen to StephenRakes, gabriel.
Two Guys in the Morning becauseevery Thursday he would do
Poetry from the Blotter.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Oh, that was funny.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I loved his Poetry from the Blotter and there's
always that ending part.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
two pairs of women's panties, oh yeah dear lord, I
totally forgot about that hopeyou never touch the hands of
crimes ever oh my god you knowwhat?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
and I have the shirt that says two pairs of women's
panties and it has this littleslogan on there.
So that's gonna be turned intoa pillow.
That's hilarious, it's fuckingthe bomb dude, that is awesome
and one pair woman's panties,but the way he did, it like but
he was so fucking smart and sointelligent.
(18:32):
I hate it, though, because nowhe's he was a trump supporter
and it just kind of killedeverything for me.
I'm just like.
But a lot of people didn't likerex gabriel to begin with
because he was so egotisticabout a lot of the stuff I'm
just like shit, though, but hiscreativity.
When he flipped his house hewould make a lot of good shit.
(18:55):
That man was a handyman throughand through, like all the way
through and whatnot.
Nice, so it was just.
It was a lot of fun, but he hadsold his house and he got with
his wife now, and his wife is ayoga instructor too as well.
Very beautiful, awesome, yeah.
So now he has his big old houseand whatnot or whatever.
He was really good.
(19:16):
I did like him listening to him, and there was somebody else
who I used to listen to him.
I can't remember now.
Like I said, it's been such along time since I've listened to
it.
Um, they were, he was.
He was one of the ones Iactually did like because he was
unapologetic for a lot of thestuff that he would say rex yeah
(19:36):
he was very unapologetic with alot of the stuff he said, uh,
but he was really funny, thoughhe was really funny and I I had
to give that dude credit wherecredit was due, right, because
he was really good at what hedid.
But he was been in the radio uhstation for years, for years.
I used to remember, uh, whatwas it?
Ksab the hano 99.9, what wasthat kid's name that were on
(19:58):
there that was portrayed byHappy the Clown.
Fuck, they would have a kidthat would come on every single
time, and I forgot the fuck hisname was, or whatnot.
I don't remember, but you knowwhat I'm talking about, right?
Yes, it was portrayed by Happythe Clown.
Yes, he was the voice for themand whatnot.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, and then he had dan and barbara barbie in the
morning about happy the clown,dude, dude.
Oh my god, you can't forgetabout god, right?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
yeah, yeah, those were.
I used to listen to them in themorning.
They were my favorite ones.
In the morning, I didn't carefor barbie it was happy the
clown that I like yeah, dan, andhappy the clown they were were
just fucking hilarious.
There was another one, I thinkit was also 99.3.
It was another Tejano stationthat had another radio host
person, but she used to be mybabysitter back in the day.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Really, that's so cool.
Yeah, it was fucking amazing.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
But it was funny to actually see, though, but she
was my babysitter or whatnotback in the day.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, so it was some good times, man, those radio
stations, man, used to go hard.
Man, you should go.
I do miss the love hour.
So, HotZ95, if you're listeningto this and if you do listen
whoever's there can you bringthe love hour back please?
I would so fucking tune in tolisten to the love hour again.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I wonder what people would say, though, seriously Now
, nowadays.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh they would get canceled so bad Because you
remember Carmen calls right,right.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Cats keep coming into my yard and using it as a
litter box.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Basically, are they?
Are you sure they're my cat?
Do you have cats that gooutdoors?
I have some cats that gooutdoors.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Okay, then they're your cats yeah, that was carmen
calls I used to love.
I was late to school every daybecause I was a routine.
I had to listen to Carmen calls.
It was a religious thing tolisten to was Carmen calls and I
tried doing that voice everysingle time.
(22:10):
And I can't do the voice, Idon't know who does Carmen calls
, but it was something that Iwas listening to it and she was
towards the end.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
She goes he's stupid yeah, that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Stop fucking calling my phone and that she would
really piss off people.
Those prank calls were prankcalls like those were like the
calls you wanted to listen tobecause you're just like hello,
my name is carmen, my name isI'm doing this and whatnot, or
whatever, and she would do thatwhole thing and it was so
believable dude she was sobelievable she was.
She was like wait what?
(22:48):
she just repeat herself allnonchalant, like I think the
first one she did was themexican wake-up call oh yeah,
because they played that on aregular basis yeah, it was, yeah
, it was like the original thingthat they would play all the
time.
Time or not, and then she woulddo the.
Are you?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
awake.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Fuck you.
I'm awake now.
She's awake now, stupid.
So if you haven't got a chance.
Look up Carmen calls Mexicanalarm.
That's what it was on there.
It was fucking stupid, stupid,but that started the whole thing
.
Uh, for her on that and watch.
(23:25):
Now that we're talking about her, she's gonna pop up on her
facebook feeds oh god, of courseshe is of course she is it'd be
awesome, though, because Inever knew what happened to her,
but it was so much fun on there.
I also listened to her parody.
Uh, lean like a cholo.
She did one with lean like achola.
Have you ever heard of it?
It's so fucking hilarious, dude.
(23:45):
I love it because she and amysays carmen's, carmen's,
callscom and she goes and shedoes her own parody of it.
Nice someone listen to.
After the podcast here in alittle bit.
It's fucking hilarious and Ilove it.
So, so, but anywho, good times.
(24:06):
So, coming up here on thepodcast, next coming up here, we
have our Monday Woes.
We're going to have this MondayWoes from the last Monday we
didn't get to talk about, soit'll be up on this podcast and
we'll be talking aboutcancellations and everything.
So whenever you get a chance,tune into that one.
That one's going to be kind ofmine Didi's favorite, because it
(24:28):
was man.
We went deep into that one.
Cancellation, cancel culture.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
That was fun, holy shit.
That was just consistent, backand forth, consistent ping pong.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, it really was.
That was a good game.
What do?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
you mean.
Not as good as the math game,because that one was the best,
but you know.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
That math one man.
It still bugs me why.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Because you lost bitch.
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, I did.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I'm joking.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I did, but that's okay.
I'm okay with that, but are you?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
it still bothers you I?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
mean yeah, but I wasn't as heated as I was then.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah that was funny it was, I was like you were
frustrating.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I'm like, sir, it's not that serious like it's math
but calm down no no, we will nottalk about that anymore.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
It is over with no, but we need more topics like
that because that was.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
That was awesome that was just saying.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I mean, I kind of wanted to unfortunately it was
at your expense, but it wasawesome out of my expanse for
your humor for our entertainmentpeople like holy shit.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I'm sure the gremlins got a good laugh at it, yeah
cause we did talk about it likehow, like cool I had to keep
because my anger normally wouldget the best of me yeah but it
is what it is by the end of theday.
That was the old, old, old me.
I didn't get a crystal sphereto the head, guys just let y'all
a crystal sphere to the headguys.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Just let me all know.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Crystal sphere to the sock.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
A freaking two-pound crystal sphere, can you imagine?
Oh my God, I'd be in thehospital, dude.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I'd just hit you in your chest, you'd be fine.
What the frick?
You'd just lose a lot of air.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Like what has just there's this crystal stuck in my
sternum.
It's, it's stuck in there how?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
what was that name of that uh cartoon that had the
crystal in his chest?
What was his name?
What was that name?
Um?
The steven universe you see,you'll be the new steven
universe god that's hercharacter portrayer that's
hilarious she says she wanted tolive her cartoon fantasy make
it she gotta make it somethingpretty then put a big old city
(26:51):
in at least get all the negativeout no, that's the you I am
never negative.
I have negative people aroundme, but I'm never negative.
Only when you're petty, onlywhen I'm petty.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Only when you're petty.
I'm not negative.
What the French?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I'm not saying you were.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Well, I don't need obsidian then.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
No, you need to protect yourself from other
negative people.
Oh yeah, okay, I guess.
See, it's not the negativitythat you dispute, because you
dispute no negative energy atall whatsoever.
Neither do I.
I do not, but we needed to getrid of other negative people, ah
, so.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, that's just me.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I didn't ask for a lap dancer.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Tanjiro.
Welcome to the stage, theblackest dog you'll ever meet.
Tanjiro To the stage.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Giving me a lap dance .
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I mean at least they're free.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
If it's not him, though, it's Tigger.
They take turns giving me lapdances when I'm here.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Something about your leg.
At least they're not humpingyour leg.
At least they're not humpingyour leg, because that was kind
of funny.
I don't need a cigarette forthese.
For these, I was in my car andit was on my phone.
I'm just like something'smissing.
Is didi already here?
No, I'm like, what are youdoing chasing your dog?
You're like, oh yeah, no, mydog's dead dick.
I was like you chasing herspirit.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I don't know your life there you go hey, yo play
juvenile every time you back itup.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Tanjiro, I know, or what is it Not juvenile?
Yeah, ice Cube Back that, backit.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
You can do it, put your back into it.
That's Ice Cube Juveniles.
Back that ass up.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Back that ass up.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
What was Ice Cubes?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Ice Cubes juveniles.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Back that ass up, back that ass up.
Yeah, what was ice cubes?
Ice cubes, you can do it.
Put your back into it.
Was it back in?
No, there was another name forit.
I think it's do it, you can doit yeah do it, do it, do it, you
can do it, you can do it, youcan do it.
That song does go hard, though,man, because I'll be listening
to it and I'll be like fuck yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Stop yes.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Jesse can only be so hard Cause.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Then his body's like yeah now bitch Having a seizure,
standing up trying to twerk.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I know that's a lot, sir.
I'm gonna be on the floor andI'm gonna have to be like Is he
break dancing?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
He's trying to twerk.
Leave him alone.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
This is my happy seizure.
This is his twerking seizure.
This is my twerking seizure.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
This is my twerking seizure.
Well, hello, mr Y'all.
Oh my God, dude.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I swear those little dogs.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
They're just in the back having the time of their
life.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
They are really having the time of their life.
Well, that's it.
That's the end of our podcast.
I appreciate you tuning in tothe Shenanigans podcast.
I appreciate it.
Hashtag old school radio.
And this is like those who yeah, this is for like the older
crowds listening to, becauseyoung generations are like
what's radio.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
What's a radio?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Oh dear Lord, I can't so.
Moral of the story.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Fuck them, young kids .
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Oh, my God, that's awesome Tiki-tiki-boom.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
It's in me corazón, tiki-tiki-boom.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh man, that was such a fun podcast.
But anywho, thank you so much.
I appreciate y'all tuning in.
As I said, moral of the storyfuck them, young kids.
Punch them in the face.
What the fuck?
Sam?
I said it was okay.
Punch him in the face, what thedamn.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
I said it was okay.
Can you imagine just hittingsome random kid in the face?
They're like what'd you do that?
For it's okay.
Jesse said it was okay.
Who's jesse?
Who the fuck is?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
he, I don't know who's some guy on the podcast.
I'm still waiting for someoneto punch our boss in the face
and put it on tiktok and someonego jesse said it was okay.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I punched my boss because of you and thank you.
It's so exhilarating and theyappreciate it.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Then they'll be crying later like I lost my job
I mean, was it worth it?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
it was worth it how long you're serving 10 to 20
years.
Okay, I will go put money inyour books.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
They got to survive.
One way or another.
They're going to be someone'sslut.
So I mean punching your boss inthe face.
Is that really such a bad thing?
And they're really toxic.
I would love to like yeah,throw a punch, it's a bad thing.
It's a bad thing, you guysunfortunately have no idea what
(32:05):
just happened.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
We don't have a camera.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
But it's throat chop, titties bounce up and down.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Throat chop and a titty bounce.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I would nipple pinch my boss if, after I knocked him
out, bitch, this is for you.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
So he'd wake up really sore.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh, fuck, yeah Like why are they bruised?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
What happened?
Can you imagine that, passingout and waking up I would and
your nipples are like hella,bruised and sore Like what Fuck
that I would do that.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Bend my boss over, pull half his pants out.
Fuck that I would do that.
Bend my boss over, pull halfhis pants out and just spank his
ass nonstop until it's bruised.
So when he wakes up in themorning, look, I'm going to jail
.
I might as well go all out.
I didn't show you how I wasgoing to do it, but I was going
to do it one way or another.
I was like motherfucker, you'reabout to become the passion of
(33:01):
the Christ today.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
That is horrible.
Who's?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
your daddy.
That is so bad, you can tell meI'm wrong.
You can cancel.
I can't believe you said thatabout Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Oh, wow, you said that about a movie.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Technically, that's a bad movie.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
It's a bad movie.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
It's a non-fictional movie, so is the book.
You just want to believe whatyou want to believe, and that's
okay, that's fine, hey no capes.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Oh, we uh hey, no capes oh yeah, no okay sorry
about that.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Okay, until we meet again.
Love you, bye.
Host
Jesse James
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