April 21, 2025 • 38 mins
Have you ever felt that secret rush of relief when plans you were dreading suddenly get canceled? That guilty pleasure of sliding back into your comfy clothes when an obligation vanishes from your calendar? Jesse James and DeeDee dive headfirst into the complicated world of cancellations in this hilariously candid episode of Mature Mischief.
From the mundane to the profound, cancellations touch every aspect of our lives. The hosts explore why Monday cancellations feel like winning the lottery, while other cancellations, like long-anticipated trips or events you've meticulously prepared for, can crush your spirit. The conversation takes an unexpectedly intimate turn when they discuss the unique frustration of romantic cancellations after extensive "preparation" (bottoms, they feel your pain!).
The pair navigate the thorny landscape of cancel culture with surprising nuance, acknowledging that while some public figures deserve consequences for their actions, our society has perhaps become too quick to write people off entirely. "Everybody has pros and cons," Jesse points out, reminding listeners that nobody is immune to scrutiny when every action is watched and judged.
What makes this episode so relatable is the hosts' willingness to admit what we're all thinking—sometimes cancellations are the greatest gift we never knew we wanted. Whether it's the appointment you dreaded, the baby shower you've been anxious about, or simply plans made during an extroverted moment that your introvert self later regrets, there's something universally satisfying about that notification: "Hey, can we reschedule?"
Share your cancellation stories with hashtag #FuckCancellation or #CancellationsAreWorthIt and tell us who your favorite canceled celebrity is and who you think deserves a second chance. The Mature Mischief crew wants to hear your take on when saying "no" feels like the right answer.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's up, Gremlins?
Welcome back to another podcast.
My name is Jesse James.
I hope everyone is doing it anddoing it well.
You know the drill.
This is the Mature MischiefPodcast.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, that feels much better.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
That feels right.
It's so weird.
But you know what I actuallydid, like the intro when you did
it was really cute.
I'm not gonna lie.
What's going on?
Gremlins, welcome back to amonday's woes podcast uh for
mature mischief podcast, becauseyou know mondays are the
hardest days to start and theyjust keep going but it's cool
(00:40):
it's cool, you guys.
It's cool because we did whatwe did what what do we do?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
what did we do?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
this is our second, second monday.
Whoa like holy shit, or is itour third?
I?
Think it's our second secondone already, because we did the
whole thing where I just wentfucking ham oh yeah, on the
whole fucking thing or whatnot.
Like holy shit balls dude.
Like I didn't even let you getit word in, that was like a
jesse episode for whatever likedamn um.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So you know it's funny styler from the other, the
two queers podcast had messagedme and he's like what was it
like sitting there when jess wasgoing off and I'm like I let
him do his thing.
I was like, oh okay, he's on arant.
I said so I just sat theresipping my tea like you.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Go boy, it was awesome it is very rare that
people can actually see thatside of me where it's just like
I'm just going in and it wasn'tme to like she's like complain.
It was a legitimate feeling toactually have right, absolutely
so I don't know well.
Well, gremlins, you know it, Iknow it, the whole world fucking
(01:44):
knows it.
I like saying my name twice.
I am your host, jesse James.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And I am your co-host , Dee Dee.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yo Dee Dee, what it do.
Sister Dee, you know, I forgotto say it in that last one, but
I think Melissa covered it forme, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Unfortunately, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Okay good.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
He repeated it multiple times.
Did he like it?
Though?
Not really.
See, he doesn't agree with you100%.
He said it doesn't fit.
Of course he said it wasbecause there's nothing angelic
and sweet about me.
I'm like bitch.
Are you kidding me right now?
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Is he wrong though?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, he's not wrong.
I'll give him that.
I'll give him that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That is too fucking hilarious.
What do we got today, Dee?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Dee Ooh, we have cancellations, since it's Monday
.
Woes gremlins.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh, what are we canceling and who are we
canceling?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Everything.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
All right, so we're just canceling.
Mondays are canceled.
Good night.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Bye, you wish.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You know those who don't work on Mondays, and I
have my Mondays or my Fridays,unfortunately.
So that's when everythingpretty much starts for me on
that.
So my Mondays are my Fridays,unfortunately.
So that's when everythingpretty much starts for me on
that.
So my Mondays are my Fridays,my Fridays are my Mondays, so.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It really is.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't have a set Monday through Friday schedule,
so my Mondays don't Monday theway other people's do.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I don't have but our friend Javier.
His monday is technically hissaturday is it yeah, oh wow yeah
so his his um, I'm sorry, hismonday is his sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, his monday's his sundays, sorry oh, wow yeah,
okay, saturdays yeah, ain'tnothing wrong with that shit, um
, but you know it's one of thosethings that's just like I love
my Mondays.
I mean, it's kind of like youknow it's the start of the work
week.
You've had your weekend, youknow you had.
I would love to cancel Mondays.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm cool with Mondays but, like I said, only because
I don't have the typical Monday.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I like it because the rest of the world goes back to
work.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's why I like it because I have the freedom to
take advantage of the Mondaysthe way other people don't, and
that's not to kind of rub shitin anybody's faces.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So apologies, gremlins, it's nothing against
you guys, but I kind of like themondays well, I don't know,
maybe some of the gremlins don'thave those monday woes like a
lot of us did, maybe somemondays, people do like their
jobs and they look forward to amonday to see the coworkers
right.
So, and now there's people whodo struggle with it, though.
Um, I would like to cancel late.
(04:44):
Cancel out debt, please uh debtfor 5 000.
Uh, I think one of the biggest,hardest things when it comes to
cancellations are probably likeuh subscriptions.
Those are the hardest to cancelbecause you know you need them,
like the mature mission podcast.
(05:06):
Like it's hard to cancel thesubscription for Buzzsprout
because we need Buzzsprout.
Unless I knew the coding andhow to do it right here properly
, then okay, cool, whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Because it does offer us what we need.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Right, and it gives me the AI that I need to be able
to generate the story.
So, and it gives me the scriptand the scriptures, the
transcript of everything that Ipossibly need and I'm not.
I can't.
It's hard to get that up, butit does become a little
expensive if you will so, yeah,that makes all the sense in the
(05:42):
world but um, what is onesubscription that you can't
cancel and you like it?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Ooh, that is a good question Because, in all honesty
, I don't have subscriptions.
But when it comes tocancellations, I do loathe how
people are quick to cancelanything and everything nowadays
.
It does bother me and I'm like,look, opinions are opinions and
(06:12):
I get it.
Everybody's entitled to haveone, but you can't just cancel
everything because you don'tlike it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Are we talking more of a political standpoint?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I'm talking about the big ones that everybody follows
.
That's all.
Don't get me wrong.
There are valid reasons forcertain things and or people to
be canceled absolutely.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
But everything all the time, any little thing like
oh my god that's kind of hardbecause that kind of stands with
my like, my moral, where itstands, like I'm willing to like
let go.
But I do get what you're sayingbecause I still have my amazon
prime, that I still do it,because I still shop at amazon,
because it's fucking convenientand it is a little bit cheaper,
(06:56):
yeah, um, that's the only thingI meant more like people or or
things, not necessarily like jeJeffree Star.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Like subscriptions yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, like people.
Like I said, I know that thereare people that, yes, it's
deserved to be canceled.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I get that, yeah, because?
But?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
everybody all the time like, just because you
don't like a particular personor celebrity or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well, it would have to depend on the celebrity and
what they have done.
If we're talking like peoplethat we know who god canceled
and we're gonna like we'll say,like what's whatever, because
it's not like they don't fuckingknow it, right?
it's like if, being jeffree star, we know that he's uh, people
think, well, I don't know racistfor that matter or whatnot or
whatever, right, so it's justlike.
I still listen to jeffree star,I still follow him.
(07:42):
He really has fucking greatmakeup palette.
I hate to fucking say it, but Ihaven't bought one of his
palettes in a very long time andI've never gone into his lives
to give him any type of money.
Bitch, you got millions offucking dollars.
Why are we still giving himmoney?
But then there's people wholike Chick-fil-A.
(08:03):
So people still likeChick-fil-a.
James Charles, the wholescandal of him being, you know,
a pedo and all that stuff that'swhat I said.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
There are certain things and people that yeah,
sure, but when it's when they'restarting to just, oh, this one
should be, this one should belike calm down.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I don't think Tatiana should have.
Not Tatiana, it's Tati Beauty.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
She hung out with james charles and uh, whatnot
she was sounds familiar, but Ihonestly I didn't follow a lot
of that because once it startedto turn into a lot of drama, I
was like, yeah I think that'sthe only reason why I still
follow the makeup I came to lookat looks and tutorials.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It's become a telenovela oh, fucking 100, and
I'm just like, never mind, I'mnot trying to tune into episodes
.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I just wanted a tutorial and an awesome ass look
to put my twist on it.
But no, never mind, I'm nottrying to tune into episodes.
I just wanted a tutorial and anawesome ass look to put my
twist on it.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
But no, never mind, it's cool um, you know, it's one
of those things like I dofollow a lot of the drama when
it comes to the beauty gurusbecause there's so much drama in
the beauty industry.
It's fucking toxic like it'sthere and I can't get enough of
it because and that's wherewe're told opposite.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Because I'm like, yeah, it's toxic, I'm out see
for me, I'm just like yeah,you're like oh, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
you know what that's kind of like.
How I learned a lot of like thepodcasting and being the
content creator was because ofthese fuckers.
It's because they knew exactlywhat they were doing.
You know what I mean yeah and I,you know, I kind of understand
the whole thing with jeffreestar.
I see why people didn't likehim, but I see, you, that he was
literally trying to make adream for himself come true, and
(09:34):
without being a completeasshole, but I do get the
betrayal that people were doingto him.
So I'm like I kind of feel thaton a fucking personal level,
dude, I get it, I get it, but atthis, on the same token, that's
what I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I'm very like.
I don't touch the Jeffree Starthing.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, me, neither I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Because, yes, I will give him his credit for the
effort that he puts into makingsure that his product is quality
because he knows what goes intoit, he takes years.
Yeah, he knows what goes intoit and I respect that.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
But all the other stuff, I'm kind of like, okay,
that's extra or unnecessary,like you know what, and I I'm
kind of like, okay, that's extraor unnecessary, like you know
what, and I get the whole likehe's been in contact with people
so there's been like a lot ofbackstabbing.
They've stabbed him in the backa lot and I'm just like yo.
Really.
Was that necessary, no,absolutely.
But you know what?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
if you didn't backstab him in the back, how
back I mean, we get it.
We grew up with I grew up withhim in the fucking MySpace era,
like we knew how bad it was.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, but yeah, that's why I said I don't touch
it, because I'm just like youknow.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't want to say this is controversial, but at
that time period it was likeacceptable for a lot of us to
just go eh.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah.
You know whatever pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I mean, I get how bad it is, because when you're
young and dumb and you don'trealize what certain symbols are
until later, you're just likewhat?
That's right.
I remember that.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
That's what I said, but that's everybody.
Everybody has pros and cons,because you know what.
Everybody hears us on thispodcast and they can be like oh,
you know what Everybody's like.
Oh, sister D, everybody's like.
Oh, sister d, she's so nice,she's so cute.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
But they'd be like I don't like how you said sister d
they'd be like uh, I don't likethat bitch like okay they may
not like you because maybe youyou have a different opinion
than I do, right, that's what Isaid.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, I said like it doesn't, it doesn't matter, it's
not because I don't touchanything.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Doesn't say that we're all canceling dd try it,
it's not because I don't touchanything doesn't say that we're
all canceling.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
DD, it's not that I agree or disagree with the
cancellation of people.
I disagree with.
Everybody eat quickly andeasily, trying to cancel
everything.
That's what I'm talking about.
No, I get it Cause like I said,it doesn't matter.
Everybody's going to have theiropinions of everybody, no
matter what.
Now, if you put it out therefor the masses to partake in
(12:00):
said opinions, that's where swaystarts to happen, and it is
what it is.
But on another note, the othercancellations that just irk the
shit out of me are thecancellations in life where
you're looking forward tosomething and that gets canceled
.
An event, a hangout and thenit's like you've been like so
(12:23):
excited because life is life.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Now you're catering to the gay people because what
do you mean?
The homos are coming.
The homos are coming becausewe've been like wait a minute, I
know.
I know where you're going withthis jay.
I know where you're going withthis because when you say people
are looking forward to it, likeyeah, you get all pumped up
like you get all excited okay,so I've I've educated you on
(12:47):
tops and bottoms, right, correct, okay, so you know that when it
comes to like oh so whenbottoms take the time to be able
to clean out and do prep andall that stuff and you cancel
that is the worst thing you canpossibly do yeah, because they
put all that effort.
Yeah, absolutely, and that's butmaster cat we were talking
(13:10):
about on our freaky friday isthat, you know.
This is why we message eachother like, hey, are we still
good?
What's going on?
Right this is what we kind ofprepare on.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
This is why, like hookups, like one night stands,
are so unreliable or superunreliable to be able to do it,
because those cancellations hurtbut events parties yeah, you
know anything, anything that youyeah, anything that is
pre-scheduled and you're lookingforward to and you're excited
about, and you have thisbuild-up, and then it just gets
(13:38):
canceled somehow, some way,doesn't matter weddings yeah,
and then it's just like yo waitwhat like I hate to say it, but
I love a good cancellationwedding.
Of course you really do it goesin line with that toxic shit
with the beauty gurus.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Because then you're like what's the tea there?
Because you know how fuckinglike I fall into that rabbit
hole and I'm just like whathappened?
Why is it being canceled?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
What?
Who called off the wedding?
Why you?
Know, it's like wait a minute,wait a minute, wait a minute.
Y'all were supposed to commityour entire lives to each other.
Who canceled and why?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
but it's always.
You find out that someone'seither cheated or something's
happened along the way andwhatnot, and it's so, it's so
fucking fun to see.
I think this is why me and ryanhaven't gotten married, because
I'm just like I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
When they say speak now or forever hold your peace.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Somebody's going to be like.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
no, what Everybody's going to try to like excuse me,
it's going to be everybody.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Whoever I fucked with , hold it Like oh Y'all better,
sit y'all's fucking asses backdown, bitch Well, it's a party
we have to.
You don bitch well, it's partof the quick we have to.
You don't need to hear shit, weknow, we know did y'all not
read the back of the invitation?
It said shut the hell up at theceremony those who thou shall
(15:02):
object shall get a bullet to thehead keep your mouth shut
kidding.
All jokes aside, before I get acop over here before you legit
get us canceled.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Speaking of cancellations, what are you
doing?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
What are you doing?
I'm trying to see out of myfucking glasses and it's fogged
up.
I was talking about getting uscanceled, but okay.
Oh, that too.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You don't have one of them.
Cloths with a spray.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I do, I just don't know where the fuck I put it and
it's my backpack and I don'tfeel like getting my backpack
because we're in the middle ofrecording.
But anywho, you're good thenyeah, I'm good because you don't
need your glasses to talk in amic I don't, but it helps with
the fucking brightness becauseit has a blue tint on there,
lower the the brightness on yourscreen?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
no, because, then I?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
can't see the fucking screen if I wanted to, god damn
, I'm getting blind.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
The numbers are huge at the bottom I'm I'm looking at
this.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I don't look at this why that's bigger that's what
she said?
Oh no, it's.
It's really those.
Those weddings are fuckingphenomenal to see dude,
especially, especiallybridezillas.
(16:10):
Oh, I have a thing forbridezillas, not not in real
life, fucking phenomenal to see.
Dude, especially Bridezilla's.
Oh, I have a thing forBridezilla's.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Not in real life, not for me, but on TV or whatnot.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I'm just like bitch you petty, I can't.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I can't dude.
You know what's funny?
I took one of those vocationalcourses or whatever, from home
for wedding planning.
I really did oh yeah, I couldnot be a wedding planner but I
mean, it's not that it's a lot,but it's not that big of a deal.
But having to deal with brides,I'm like, yeah, hell, no, I
(16:46):
can't with you.
Oh, quinceaneras quince fucking.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yet as dude, I fucking stood up in so many
quinceaneras and the dramabehind them that's funny.
Ah, I was never in you can havea quinceanera and someone be
pregnant all of the fucking sametime, no.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
So now I'm not.
Only does it turn into a,quinceanera.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
it's now become a baby shower and now it's a
wedding, like holy shit, and thequinceanera is with somebody
who is 22 years old.
No, yes, and every fuckingquinceanera I've ever stood up
in, I've actually had one of mygirlfriends that were in the
thing.
Well, they weren't mygirlfriend's girlfriends, but
(17:28):
they had a boyfriend that werelike either 18, 19, 20 years old
and they were the escort forthe quinceanera.
Ew, mexicans are fucking weird.
I'm just saying we, as Mexicans, we are fucking weird.
We're the literally epitome offucking incest.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Thanks for confirmation, Tanjiro.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I appreciate that, buddy.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Tell me I'm wrong.
Tell me if I'm wrong aboutMexicans and underage girls with
older men.
It just seems to be the thing,because it was very cultural,
based in Mexico, for them, theirdaughters, to marry an older
man who had money and a careerso they can take care of the
family and everything else.
Yeah, it's so weird, it's sofucking weird.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
But yeah, so yeah, changing the subject?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
No, let's keep going, we're talking about
cancellations, we are talkingabout cancellations.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Quinceañeras.
I mean those.
Those are fun.
On the flip side, there aresome cancellations that are
absolutely accepted absolutelyaccepted name one when you made
a commitment in yourextroversion, like hell yeah.
And then when the day comes,you're like, dude, I really
don't want to go.
And then they're like, hey,it's canceled.
You're like, yes, yes, hell yes.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And you're like fucking introvert dude, I swear
oh well you know, I'm like thattoo, because when you're just
like, because when it was, uh,when cat was funny but it didn't
(19:17):
work.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
That was funny, because it actually did work one
time, you guys, it did itactually tried.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I tried manifesting it, but you know it didn't work
this time.
It didn't work this time, uh,but no, actually, uh, master cat
ended up being in the hospitalthis past week too is for celia,
celia.
This is it cellulitis that.
Yeah, so he was in there for awhile, so he's already out, he's
in good health, he's doing good.
I was just like you motherfuckeryou come in, do a podcast, you
(19:45):
go into the hospital like you'renot gonna fucking die and then
this be your last podcast, likebitch, we ain't doing that here,
but um, but I'm glad he'sactually doing pretty good
though.
But yeah, there are some goodcancellations, because there's
times where I'm just like man, Ireally don't want to fucking go
.
Yeah, I don't want to go ifit's like I'm always getting
(20:07):
invaded to baby showers.
I haven't been to a good babyshower.
I do love baby showers,depending on who the friend is.
I'm just like, oh, I don't wantto go same.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I'm not because I probably played with the husband
oh my god, I'm just not one ofthose like game, the people that
get into the games no, I likewatching people playing it,
because it gets fucking shady.
I like watching people play,but I don't like to play.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, I literally have the time of my life sitting and
watching everything.
I'm a watcher.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I just want to tell people to put like clothespins
around their nipples and see howfar they can go.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
See how many you can have.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, see how far they can go see how many, yeah,
see how many you can have howmany you can handle, that's
hilarious.
No, there's actually a few babyshowers I actually do like,
though, but there's times whereI'm always looking for a good
cancellation baby shower becauseI'm like you found out that
wasn't your baby.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Awesome you know it's funny, like the cancellations
that I do, except it has nothingto do with the actual event or
the people I.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I think there's times where you and I canceled
because we're just like do youwant to do it?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
no, yeah, but it doesn't bother.
Yeah, like it's, but it's oneof those you're like okay, thank
fucking god yeah, because whenyou cancel it I'm just like I
feel like it yeah do you doubt?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
inside side part of me I'm just like oh, thank god,
yeah, because I'm just likeyou're just not feeling it no,
it's not that I'm feeling it.
It's either I overbooked myselfor I'm just like you need the
break, I need the break.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I'm just like fuck.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yes, okay, thank you, dd, I appreciate you my thing.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
My thing is how I'm feeling for the day.
Like I said, when the day comesit's like oh shit like no, no,
I agree, I'm not feelingextroverted at all.
So if somebody cancels, thatwould be great.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
And then when they cancel, I'm like awesome, thank
you, universe I think it waslike that with yesterday that we
had to cancel our podcastrecording because I forgot about
braiding.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yes, yes, I'm like oh shit, yeah, no and I was told
but see, that wasn't one thatwas like welcome.
I was just kind of like, bro,we can move it like it's totally
cool.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It's cool, we had to cancel it, but that's totally
fine.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, because we still had today to play with and
do what we needed to do.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
So but anywho, um, I I do like.
Like I said, the ones that killme the most are like concerts.
I remember there was a concertthat I had paid for.
It was, I think it was in thismoment.
She canceled because she gotsick, but if you still had your
ticket, they were gonna move itto a different day oh but they
(22:39):
kind of let us know.
So I was able to kind of playwith my schedule just a bit.
So I'm just saying.
Thank God.
But those who were like allpissy and, just like I, took my
day off for this, I can'tbelieve it.
I'm like bro, she's stillfucking human.
She's like, yeah, I think Ilike Maria brings, like I really
do.
I don't mean to hear us people,it's just one of those things.
(23:01):
It's just like it's fuckinghard to actually see.
But I get it, because Iremember when deftones we had
bought our tickets for deftonesa long time ago and this was
like covet just hit, and so wehad to wait until the following
year.
We weren't even ready for thembecause chino had to cancel that
(23:24):
year.
So it was literally took usthree years to go see chino.
Yeah, me and mary jane were justlike fucking white, knuckling
the fucking house down, um, butwe didn't.
We ended up going seeing uh,devtom's though, but that was.
That was one of the fuckingcraziest cancellations ever.
(23:46):
I'm just like fuck, yeah, andone of the cancellations that I
that I find uh interesting tooas well that I I I have a guilty
pleasure with his songs, though, but I I'm on the fence with
him is um todrick hall, um,because, uh, he was on big
brother and how he was doing itand how he fucked his fans over,
(24:07):
and I'm just like bro, and thenhe was in a lot of drama and
how he was doing it and how hefucked his fans over, and I'm
just like bro.
And then he was in a lot ofdrama and then he was sitting
his fans to go take care of thatdrama.
I'm just like bro, yeah.
And then he had this wholething where he wasn't paying his
dancers either and dancers werecalling him out for it.
I'm just like, oh, like heturned out to be very cool in
(24:30):
the beginning, but I think hedid a lot of it.
I don't know.
Remember what I said.
It's like one of those thingsthat you're pretending to be
something you're not and thenyour true colors come out,
because your head has gotten toobig and your nose is way too
far in the air.
Like you need to bring it downjust a bit you had a 10, I need
you at it 2, but you know whatI've learned?
I learned a lot of that, so Idon't cancel myself at all.
(24:50):
Whatsoever is to be able touphold dignity, being famous
right you know what I mean whenpeople are like no, I mean like,
oh my god, you're, you're whenthey.
When someone fucking discoveredme about being ballistic I
fucking bill millers, that wasfucking awesome dude like, uh,
(25:11):
yeah, you were.
When you and I was like I'venever performed in san antonio,
it was rob's town, if you were,if you do remember that he goes,
you went by ballistic.
Yes, oh my fuck, you're thereason why I'm in wrestling.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Oh, thank you, oh, thank you you and he goes.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You look different.
I was like I let myself go.
I wasn't gonna be mean about it.
I'm like thank you thanks forthe courtesy thank you so, but
it was one of the things thatyou kind of had to humble
yourself because you can getcanceled with that.
You know, fans are watchingevery little thing you're doing
yeah, every.
(25:51):
I think this is why I don'twant to do video, because I'm
just like bro, I don't know.
Fans will nitpick at everything, like if I, if I had my rings
on, and they forget it.
Oh, did they do this?
Husband I have, and I was likeno, my husband knows, I always
fucking forget to wear my ringsit is what it is, though, though
they're going to say itregardless.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
They really are.
It's just funny.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
It's just really funny to see because people will
just tend to nitpick at it.
But I know my fucking assholeof a husband would just be like
yeah, he doesn't love me no morebecause he doesn't wear rings.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Just fucking like egg it.
I'm just like dude, what areyou doing?
Having fun.
Yeah, we literally could be ourown drama.
We can have our own little talklike our own little show, just
(26:35):
like stupid shit, like that, andthey would fucking believe it.
Oh, there's drama in the air.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You know, TMZ.
Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
God, I'm just going to say, me and Ryan are just
broken up every single time whenI'm not wearing my.
Oh yeah, we broke up like whaty'all like?
I'm like no dude, I just forgotto fucking wear my rings.
Now I don't travel with myrings anywhere, like I don't go
out of town, out of state, right.
My rings pretty much staylocked in key here because I
(27:05):
don't.
These rings come off.
They come off very easilysometimes, especially when
they're in the shower, even forhim.
So when we go swimming, we haveto take off rings.
We put it somewhere in safekeepings or whatnot, though, but
and honestly, I don't take myrings anywhere when we go out of
town makes sense speaking abouta town, I hate when trips are
(27:26):
canceled.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Oh, I really do, because I love especially road
trips.
That's why I get so much joy,even just from here to Bucky's.
I'm just like yes, yes, it'swhat?
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
20 minutes.
We need a good Bucky's trip.
That would be awesome.
It's like what?
20 minutes, 30 minutes maybe?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, but I have the time of my life.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Because I freaking love.
Well, I thought we were goingto cancel my birthday trip
because I got into that accident.
Oh, that's right, right, so Ithought that's what's going to
happen, but that didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
See, that was awesome .
Yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
It was very much needed.
Did I need my cane at that time?
No, I don't remember.
No, right, no, but yeah trips,especially when you know you
cannot cancel or if you lose outmoney one way or another.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm just like dude.
Yeah, I hate when they're likelet's do this, let's go where
this place, and I'm like yesabsolutely, let's do it.
And then it's like, oh hey,we're not going to be able to.
I'm like Fine.
I guess, I guess, my heart'sjust on the floor.
But okay, Pick it up, I do.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I'm like okay, yeah, I think I also too.
I hate is when we appointments.
I hate canceling appointmentsLike rather if it's doctors,
rather if it's not, or whatnot.
I try to always keep track ofall my appointments, keyword try
or whatnot.
(28:51):
I try to always keep track ofall my appointments, keyword try
, um.
But sometimes it gets so hardbecause those appointments
fucking yeah, come and go,you're just like and then when
you have to cancel it, toreschedule, it's like, oh great,
now I have to wait months likeyeah, my doctor's appointments I
hate, because I I do hate itbecause it's just like they have
so many patients that they'retaking and they can't see you
(29:12):
for months on end, like bitch.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I'm sick now.
Yeah, by the time I see you I'mgonna be fine, never mind, yeah
, forget it especially if youhave a fucking sinus infection.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Oh, those are the worst, those are the fucking
worst.
But um, what's?
Oh, events too, shit like um,uh, what is it, god, when the
whole covet thing happened?
Man, shit everything wascanceled, everything everything
(29:43):
was canceled, that was, oh,except my work wasn't canceled,
but they did shut down.
So the loan industry failedhard that year.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Everything fell hard.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I'm okay with that.
I'm okay with that because Iknew.
I'm glad I walked away when Idid.
I do regret not putting my twoweeks notice in.
No, but I canceled that shit.
Is that deuces nice?
Um work cancellations out ofnowhere when you're expecting to
work and they cancel you out.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Call outs I think, because I'm not, I don't make
enough to be to have to covercertain things.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
It's I'm really like it's cool I understand for most
people when you're, when wordcalls you oh hey, there's no
work, yeah but when you rely onthat money and it's like yo I
need to pay rent and bills.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Then it's just kind of like what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
what do you like?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
great.
What am I?
How am I supposed to plug thatin?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
like yeah, how am I supposed to survive?
Exactly I'm a survivor, I'mgonna make it.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I'm a survivor, keep on surviving I wish it was that
easy shit let me just sing thesong and I'll be great uh, yeah
right, yeah right, dude, I couldreally sing.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
No, look at the bus.
Oh my god, I don't know whatshe said.
That was horrible.
I think there's even like whenactors are getting canceled too.
I the whole ember heard thingthat that was deserved
(31:28):
absolutely that was front of theshe.
She absolutely deserved thatone.
Uh, who was the other one thatplayed um flash?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
oh, um he had a unique name.
What was his name?
Love bug.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
He's not there oh, where'd he go?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
What was his name?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
lovebug.
He's not here, oh, where'd hego.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I think he went to the room.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Did he go to bed already?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I don't think so.
He was sitting on the couchreading a book earlier.
I know who you're talking about, though, but yeah, because that
whole thing was just insane.
What was the guy that?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
played Flash.
Which one?
The new one?
The one that got canceled?
Ezra Miller, ez ezra miller.
That's a one.
Yeah, until we meet again.
That's what he said, ezramiller, thank goodness dude, he
was one was crazy, that was wilddude, why wild?
(32:21):
I remember michael jackson beingcanceled because of the whole
allegations and everything, butI'm just like shit, that was
well deserved.
The one they can see thatactually got canceled and was
very well deserved was ojsimpson.
He was hardcore, canceled that.
(32:42):
If you want to talk about theepitome of being canceled, that
was like the first cancellationwas was pretty much that because
of how it happened, like it waspretty fucking bad.
Um, but yeah, no, I think Iguess the moral of this story,
like for cancellations, there'sjust some good and bads of it,
because you know, monday woescancellations.
(33:03):
When you can cancel a fuckingmonday just to be able to go, oh
, fucking, thank god, like brolet's cancel mondays and replace
it with another sunday uh,anything that begins with sun
and ends with day we'll only dothe s, the s days, the s days
saturday, sunday, saturdaywhoever came up with the seven
(33:25):
day week, go eat a bag of dicks.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I hope you're in hell suffering somewhere.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
How dare you?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
And the ones who changed the Gregorian calendar,
Like really.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, no shit, you couldn't give us like one more
month to like cover, like youhad to give February?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Supposedly it was.
You should have just fuckinghad they done that, every month
would have the exact same amountof days.
Every month would start on thesunday and every um we would
have 13 zodiacs right yeah,bitches, yeah, but everything
would line up, evenly,everything would line up yeah,
(34:07):
it would have yep, that's howI'm like now you got who the
hell changed it?
Why?
Why would you make it so?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
because it was complicated.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Apparently people didn't know how to fucking read
calendars and it's notcomplicated that the 10th month
starts with oct, which is eight,and november starts with nine,
but it's the 10th month.
I mean the 11th month.
Like yo, everything is shifted.
It makes no sense oh, english,go figure.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
And they say we suck at it.
Now, shit, I could barely canconstruct a second.
It's like what the fuck?
Oh, I hate when the teacherfucking cancels class at the
fucking last minute yeah, ohyeah.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I hate when people cancel after you've already put
in the effort, which kind ofgoes back to the whole thing
with you, with the, with thebottoms yeah yeah, it's like
cool, I'm like ready and it'slike okay, well, like five, ten
minutes, until they're like hey,you're gonna get like, are you
kidding me, bitches?
I could have stayed asleep forthis I could you know how many?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
you know how early I've woken up, just to be like,
can we do 10 in the morning?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
that's when I'm open I've done that before I'm like
fine I get up at 6 30 uh-huh godrop off my aunt, come back home
, get ready for work and they'relike, hey, we're gonna have to
cut you for the day.
And I'm like I could have juststayed asleep, my aunt could
have taken a car.
Like shit, you just realized ohwe need to cancel you today
yeah, no, I hate that becauseI'm up at like six.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
My husband's like what are you doing?
So I got appointment later ontoday.
So there I am, fucking, butcat's right, like when you were.
I don't know if it was.
I don't know if it was thisfriday that you talked about it
or this friday, though, but inhere he talks about it.
We go into depth, like into thebottoms, like how to get into
(35:52):
your like intestines and howmuch prep time, and it's a lot
of fucking work y'all.
It really is your bottoms.
I'm so sorry, but that's why alot of people like why a lot of
bottoms are hard.
When you're a bottom and you'rea big dude and all you eat is
just fat and carbs, it getstwice as hard to bottom because
(36:12):
it takes twice as long.
Those who are fit and don'thave to worry about it they
really can rely on.
Oh, I just have a cube of ice.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah, you know, I'm just like bitch.
I'll just do a cleanse.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's why I give these fucking porn stars a whole
lot of fucking credit, dude,because, because some of these
porn stars need to be fuckingcanceled too as well.
There was one, who?
What is it?
Austin Wolf.
He was canceled, yeah, becauseof that whole allegation, like
damn bitch, gotcha bitch, butanywho, but yeah, that's the end
(36:46):
of our podcast here forcancellation.
I do appreciate it.
Is there anything you want toadd to it before?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
we close it, I'm good .
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Alrighty.
Well, thank you so much,gremlins.
I appreciate it and, gremlins,let us know what you like about
cancellations and what you hateabout cancellations with hashtag
fuck cancellation andcancellations are worth it.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Those are good, those are good.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, those are worth it.
Those are good.
Yeah, those are double-edgedswords.
Who is your favorite person whogot cancelled and who was your
least favorite person whoshouldn't have been cancelled?
Good questions, all goodquestions.
Let us know in the commentsbelow Until we meet again.
I got the hiccups.
Love y'all, bye, ciao.
What's up, Gremlins?
Welcome back to another podcast.
My name is Jesse James.
I hope everyone is doing it anddoing it well.
You know the drill.
This is the Mature MischiefPodcast.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, that feels much better.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
That feels right.
It's so weird.
But you know what I actuallydid, like the intro when you did
it was really cute.
I'm not gonna lie.
What's going on?
Gremlins, welcome back to amonday's woes podcast uh for
mature mischief podcast, becauseyou know mondays are the
hardest days to start and theyjust keep going but it's cool
(00:40):
it's cool, you guys.
It's cool because we did whatwe did what what do we do?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
what did we do?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
this is our second, second monday.
Whoa like holy shit, or is itour third?
I?
Think it's our second secondone already, because we did the
whole thing where I just wentfucking ham oh yeah, on the
whole fucking thing or whatnot.
Like holy shit balls dude.
Like I didn't even let you getit word in, that was like a
jesse episode for whatever likedamn um.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So you know it's funny styler from the other, the
two queers podcast had messagedme and he's like what was it
like sitting there when jess wasgoing off and I'm like I let
him do his thing.
I was like, oh okay, he's on arant.
I said so I just sat theresipping my tea like you.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Go boy, it was awesome it is very rare that
people can actually see thatside of me where it's just like
I'm just going in and it wasn'tme to like she's like complain.
It was a legitimate feeling toactually have right, absolutely
so I don't know well.
Well, gremlins, you know it, Iknow it, the whole world fucking
(01:44):
knows it.
I like saying my name twice.
I am your host, jesse James.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And I am your co-host , Dee Dee.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yo Dee Dee, what it do.
Sister Dee, you know, I forgotto say it in that last one, but
I think Melissa covered it forme, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Unfortunately, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Okay good.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
He repeated it multiple times.
Did he like it?
Though?
Not really.
See, he doesn't agree with you100%.
He said it doesn't fit.
Of course he said it wasbecause there's nothing angelic
and sweet about me.
I'm like bitch.
Are you kidding me right now?
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Is he wrong though?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, he's not wrong.
I'll give him that.
I'll give him that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That is too fucking hilarious.
What do we got today, Dee?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Dee Ooh, we have cancellations, since it's Monday
.
Woes gremlins.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh, what are we canceling and who are we
canceling?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Everything.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
All right, so we're just canceling.
Mondays are canceled.
Good night.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Bye, you wish.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You know those who don't work on Mondays, and I
have my Mondays or my Fridays,unfortunately.
So that's when everythingpretty much starts for me on
that.
So my Mondays are my Fridays,unfortunately.
So that's when everythingpretty much starts for me on
that.
So my Mondays are my Fridays,my Fridays are my Mondays, so.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It really is.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't have a set Monday through Friday schedule,
so my Mondays don't Monday theway other people's do.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I don't have but our friend Javier.
His monday is technically hissaturday is it yeah, oh wow yeah
so his his um, I'm sorry, hismonday is his sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, his monday's his sundays, sorry oh, wow yeah,
okay, saturdays yeah, ain'tnothing wrong with that shit, um
, but you know it's one of thosethings that's just like I love
my Mondays.
I mean, it's kind of like youknow it's the start of the work
week.
You've had your weekend, youknow you had.
I would love to cancel Mondays.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm cool with Mondays but, like I said, only because
I don't have the typical Monday.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I like it because the rest of the world goes back to
work.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's why I like it because I have the freedom to
take advantage of the Mondaysthe way other people don't, and
that's not to kind of rub shitin anybody's faces.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So apologies, gremlins, it's nothing against
you guys, but I kind of like themondays well, I don't know,
maybe some of the gremlins don'thave those monday woes like a
lot of us did, maybe somemondays, people do like their
jobs and they look forward to amonday to see the coworkers
right.
So, and now there's people whodo struggle with it, though.
Um, I would like to cancel late.
(04:44):
Cancel out debt, please uh debtfor 5 000.
Uh, I think one of the biggest,hardest things when it comes to
cancellations are probably likeuh subscriptions.
Those are the hardest to cancelbecause you know you need them,
like the mature mission podcast.
(05:06):
Like it's hard to cancel thesubscription for Buzzsprout
because we need Buzzsprout.
Unless I knew the coding andhow to do it right here properly
, then okay, cool, whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Because it does offer us what we need.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Right, and it gives me the AI that I need to be able
to generate the story.
So, and it gives me the scriptand the scriptures, the
transcript of everything that Ipossibly need and I'm not.
I can't.
It's hard to get that up, butit does become a little
expensive if you will so, yeah,that makes all the sense in the
(05:42):
world but um, what is onesubscription that you can't
cancel and you like it?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Ooh, that is a good question Because, in all honesty
, I don't have subscriptions.
But when it comes tocancellations, I do loathe how
people are quick to cancelanything and everything nowadays
.
It does bother me and I'm like,look, opinions are opinions and
(06:12):
I get it.
Everybody's entitled to haveone, but you can't just cancel
everything because you don'tlike it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Are we talking more of a political standpoint?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I'm talking about the big ones that everybody follows
.
That's all.
Don't get me wrong.
There are valid reasons forcertain things and or people to
be canceled absolutely.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
But everything all the time, any little thing like
oh my god that's kind of hardbecause that kind of stands with
my like, my moral, where itstands, like I'm willing to like
let go.
But I do get what you're sayingbecause I still have my amazon
prime, that I still do it,because I still shop at amazon,
because it's fucking convenientand it is a little bit cheaper,
(06:56):
yeah, um, that's the only thingI meant more like people or or
things, not necessarily like jeJeffree Star.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Like subscriptions yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, like people.
Like I said, I know that thereare people that, yes, it's
deserved to be canceled.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I get that, yeah, because?
But?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
everybody all the time like, just because you
don't like a particular personor celebrity or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well, it would have to depend on the celebrity and
what they have done.
If we're talking like peoplethat we know who god canceled
and we're gonna like we'll say,like what's whatever, because
it's not like they don't fuckingknow it, right?
it's like if, being jeffree star, we know that he's uh, people
think, well, I don't know racistfor that matter or whatnot or
whatever, right, so it's justlike.
I still listen to jeffree star,I still follow him.
(07:42):
He really has fucking greatmakeup palette.
I hate to fucking say it, but Ihaven't bought one of his
palettes in a very long time andI've never gone into his lives
to give him any type of money.
Bitch, you got millions offucking dollars.
Why are we still giving himmoney?
But then there's people wholike Chick-fil-A.
(08:03):
So people still likeChick-fil-a.
James Charles, the wholescandal of him being, you know,
a pedo and all that stuff that'swhat I said.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
There are certain things and people that yeah,
sure, but when it's when they'restarting to just, oh, this one
should be, this one should belike calm down.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I don't think Tatiana should have.
Not Tatiana, it's Tati Beauty.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
She hung out with james charles and uh, whatnot
she was sounds familiar, but Ihonestly I didn't follow a lot
of that because once it startedto turn into a lot of drama, I
was like, yeah I think that'sthe only reason why I still
follow the makeup I came to lookat looks and tutorials.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It's become a telenovela oh, fucking 100, and
I'm just like, never mind, I'mnot trying to tune into episodes
.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I just wanted a tutorial and an awesome ass look
to put my twist on it.
But no, never mind, I'm nottrying to tune into episodes.
I just wanted a tutorial and anawesome ass look to put my
twist on it.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
But no, never mind, it's cool um, you know, it's one
of those things like I dofollow a lot of the drama when
it comes to the beauty gurusbecause there's so much drama in
the beauty industry.
It's fucking toxic like it'sthere and I can't get enough of
it because and that's wherewe're told opposite.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Because I'm like, yeah, it's toxic, I'm out see
for me, I'm just like yeah,you're like oh, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
you know what that's kind of like.
How I learned a lot of like thepodcasting and being the
content creator was because ofthese fuckers.
It's because they knew exactlywhat they were doing.
You know what I mean yeah and I,you know, I kind of understand
the whole thing with jeffreestar.
I see why people didn't likehim, but I see, you, that he was
literally trying to make adream for himself come true, and
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without being a completeasshole, but I do get the
betrayal that people were doingto him.
So I'm like I kind of feel thaton a fucking personal level,
dude, I get it, I get it, but atthis, on the same token, that's
what I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I'm very like.
I don't touch the Jeffree Starthing.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, me, neither I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Because, yes, I will give him his credit for the
effort that he puts into makingsure that his product is quality
because he knows what goes intoit, he takes years.
Yeah, he knows what goes intoit and I respect that.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
But all the other stuff, I'm kind of like, okay,
that's extra or unnecessary,like you know what, and I I'm
kind of like, okay, that's extraor unnecessary, like you know
what, and I get the whole likehe's been in contact with people
so there's been like a lot ofbackstabbing.
They've stabbed him in the backa lot and I'm just like yo.
Really.
Was that necessary, no,absolutely.
But you know what?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
if you didn't backstab him in the back, how
back I mean, we get it.
We grew up with I grew up withhim in the fucking MySpace era,
like we knew how bad it was.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, but yeah, that's why I said I don't touch
it, because I'm just like youknow.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't want to say this is controversial, but at
that time period it was likeacceptable for a lot of us to
just go eh.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah.
You know whatever pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I mean, I get how bad it is, because when you're
young and dumb and you don'trealize what certain symbols are
until later, you're just likewhat?
That's right.
I remember that.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
That's what I said, but that's everybody.
Everybody has pros and cons,because you know what.
Everybody hears us on thispodcast and they can be like oh,
you know what Everybody's like.
Oh, sister D, everybody's like.
Oh, sister d, she's so nice,she's so cute.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
But they'd be like I don't like how you said sister d
they'd be like uh, I don't likethat bitch like okay they may
not like you because maybe youyou have a different opinion
than I do, right, that's what Isaid.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, I said like it doesn't, it doesn't matter, it's
not because I don't touchanything.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Doesn't say that we're all canceling dd try it,
it's not because I don't touchanything doesn't say that we're
all canceling.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
DD, it's not that I agree or disagree with the
cancellation of people.
I disagree with.
Everybody eat quickly andeasily, trying to cancel
everything.
That's what I'm talking about.
No, I get it Cause like I said,it doesn't matter.
Everybody's going to have theiropinions of everybody, no
matter what.
Now, if you put it out therefor the masses to partake in
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said opinions, that's where swaystarts to happen, and it is
what it is.
But on another note, the othercancellations that just irk the
shit out of me are thecancellations in life where
you're looking forward tosomething and that gets canceled
.
An event, a hangout and thenit's like you've been like so
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excited because life is life.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Now you're catering to the gay people because what
do you mean?
The homos are coming.
The homos are coming becausewe've been like wait a minute, I
know.
I know where you're going withthis jay.
I know where you're going withthis because when you say people
are looking forward to it, likeyeah, you get all pumped up
like you get all excited okay,so I've I've educated you on
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tops and bottoms, right, correct, okay, so you know that when it
comes to like oh so whenbottoms take the time to be able
to clean out and do prep andall that stuff and you cancel
that is the worst thing you canpossibly do yeah, because they
put all that effort.
Yeah, absolutely, and that's butmaster cat we were talking
(13:10):
about on our freaky friday isthat, you know.
This is why we message eachother like, hey, are we still
good?
What's going on?
Right this is what we kind ofprepare on.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
This is why, like hookups, like one night stands,
are so unreliable or superunreliable to be able to do it,
because those cancellations hurtbut events parties yeah, you
know anything, anything that youyeah, anything that is
pre-scheduled and you're lookingforward to and you're excited
about, and you have thisbuild-up, and then it just gets
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canceled somehow, some way,doesn't matter weddings yeah,
and then it's just like yo waitwhat like I hate to say it, but
I love a good cancellationwedding.
Of course you really do it goesin line with that toxic shit
with the beauty gurus.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Because then you're like what's the tea there?
Because you know how fuckinglike I fall into that rabbit
hole and I'm just like whathappened?
Why is it being canceled?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
What?
Who called off the wedding?
Why you?
Know, it's like wait a minute,wait a minute, wait a minute.
Y'all were supposed to commityour entire lives to each other.
Who canceled and why?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
but it's always.
You find out that someone'seither cheated or something's
happened along the way andwhatnot, and it's so, it's so
fucking fun to see.
I think this is why me and ryanhaven't gotten married, because
I'm just like I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
When they say speak now or forever hold your peace.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Somebody's going to be like.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
no, what Everybody's going to try to like excuse me,
it's going to be everybody.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Whoever I fucked with , hold it Like oh Y'all better,
sit y'all's fucking asses backdown, bitch Well, it's a party
we have to.
You don bitch well, it's partof the quick we have to.
You don't need to hear shit, weknow, we know did y'all not
read the back of the invitation?
It said shut the hell up at theceremony those who thou shall
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object shall get a bullet to thehead keep your mouth shut
kidding.
All jokes aside, before I get acop over here before you legit
get us canceled.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Speaking of cancellations, what are you
doing?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
What are you doing?
I'm trying to see out of myfucking glasses and it's fogged
up.
I was talking about getting uscanceled, but okay.
Oh, that too.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You don't have one of them.
Cloths with a spray.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I do, I just don't know where the fuck I put it and
it's my backpack and I don'tfeel like getting my backpack
because we're in the middle ofrecording.
But anywho, you're good thenyeah, I'm good because you don't
need your glasses to talk in amic I don't, but it helps with
the fucking brightness becauseit has a blue tint on there,
lower the the brightness on yourscreen?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
no, because, then I?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
can't see the fucking screen if I wanted to, god damn
, I'm getting blind.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
The numbers are huge at the bottom I'm I'm looking at
this.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I don't look at this why that's bigger that's what
she said?
Oh no, it's.
It's really those.
Those weddings are fuckingphenomenal to see dude,
especially, especiallybridezillas.
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Oh, I have a thing forbridezillas, not not in real
life, fucking phenomenal to see.
Dude, especially Bridezilla's.
Oh, I have a thing forBridezilla's.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Not in real life, not for me, but on TV or whatnot.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I'm just like bitch you petty, I can't.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I can't dude.
You know what's funny?
I took one of those vocationalcourses or whatever, from home
for wedding planning.
I really did oh yeah, I couldnot be a wedding planner but I
mean, it's not that it's a lot,but it's not that big of a deal.
But having to deal with brides,I'm like, yeah, hell, no, I
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can't with you.
Oh, quinceaneras quince fucking.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yet as dude, I fucking stood up in so many
quinceaneras and the dramabehind them that's funny.
Ah, I was never in you can havea quinceanera and someone be
pregnant all of the fucking sametime, no.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
So now I'm not.
Only does it turn into a,quinceanera.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
it's now become a baby shower and now it's a
wedding, like holy shit, and thequinceanera is with somebody
who is 22 years old.
No, yes, and every fuckingquinceanera I've ever stood up
in, I've actually had one of mygirlfriends that were in the
thing.
Well, they weren't mygirlfriend's girlfriends, but
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they had a boyfriend that werelike either 18, 19, 20 years old
and they were the escort forthe quinceanera.
Ew, mexicans are fucking weird.
I'm just saying we, as Mexicans, we are fucking weird.
We're the literally epitome offucking incest.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Thanks for confirmation, Tanjiro.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I appreciate that, buddy.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Tell me I'm wrong.
Tell me if I'm wrong aboutMexicans and underage girls with
older men.
It just seems to be the thing,because it was very cultural,
based in Mexico, for them, theirdaughters, to marry an older
man who had money and a careerso they can take care of the
family and everything else.
Yeah, it's so weird, it's sofucking weird.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
But yeah, so yeah, changing the subject?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
No, let's keep going, we're talking about
cancellations, we are talkingabout cancellations.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Quinceañeras.
I mean those.
Those are fun.
On the flip side, there aresome cancellations that are
absolutely accepted absolutelyaccepted name one when you made
a commitment in yourextroversion, like hell yeah.
And then when the day comes,you're like, dude, I really
don't want to go.
And then they're like, hey,it's canceled.
You're like, yes, yes, hell yes.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And you're like fucking introvert dude, I swear
oh well you know, I'm like thattoo, because when you're just
like, because when it was, uh,when cat was funny but it didn't
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work.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
That was funny, because it actually did work one
time, you guys, it did itactually tried.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I tried manifesting it, but you know it didn't work
this time.
It didn't work this time, uh,but no, actually, uh, master cat
ended up being in the hospitalthis past week too is for celia,
celia.
This is it cellulitis that.
Yeah, so he was in there for awhile, so he's already out, he's
in good health, he's doing good.
I was just like you motherfuckeryou come in, do a podcast, you
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go into the hospital like you'renot gonna fucking die and then
this be your last podcast, likebitch, we ain't doing that here,
but um, but I'm glad he'sactually doing pretty good
though.
But yeah, there are some goodcancellations, because there's
times where I'm just like man, Ireally don't want to fucking go
.
Yeah, I don't want to go ifit's like I'm always getting
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invaded to baby showers.
I haven't been to a good babyshower.
I do love baby showers,depending on who the friend is.
I'm just like, oh, I don't wantto go same.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I'm not because I probably played with the husband
oh my god, I'm just not one ofthose like game, the people that
get into the games no, I likewatching people playing it,
because it gets fucking shady.
I like watching people play,but I don't like to play.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, I literally have the time of my life sitting and
watching everything.
I'm a watcher.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I just want to tell people to put like clothespins
around their nipples and see howfar they can go.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
See how many you can have.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, see how far they can go see how many, yeah,
see how many you can have howmany you can handle, that's
hilarious.
No, there's actually a few babyshowers I actually do like,
though, but there's times whereI'm always looking for a good
cancellation baby shower becauseI'm like you found out that
wasn't your baby.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Awesome you know it's funny, like the cancellations
that I do, except it has nothingto do with the actual event or
the people I.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I think there's times where you and I canceled
because we're just like do youwant to do it?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
no, yeah, but it doesn't bother.
Yeah, like it's, but it's oneof those you're like okay, thank
fucking god yeah, because whenyou cancel it I'm just like I
feel like it yeah do you doubt?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
inside side part of me I'm just like oh, thank god,
yeah, because I'm just likeyou're just not feeling it no,
it's not that I'm feeling it.
It's either I overbooked myselfor I'm just like you need the
break, I need the break.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I'm just like fuck.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yes, okay, thank you, dd, I appreciate you my thing.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
My thing is how I'm feeling for the day.
Like I said, when the day comesit's like oh shit like no, no,
I agree, I'm not feelingextroverted at all.
So if somebody cancels, thatwould be great.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
And then when they cancel, I'm like awesome, thank
you, universe I think it waslike that with yesterday that we
had to cancel our podcastrecording because I forgot about
braiding.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yes, yes, I'm like oh shit, yeah, no and I was told
but see, that wasn't one thatwas like welcome.
I was just kind of like, bro,we can move it like it's totally
cool.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It's cool, we had to cancel it, but that's totally
fine.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, because we still had today to play with and
do what we needed to do.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
So but anywho, um, I I do like.
Like I said, the ones that killme the most are like concerts.
I remember there was a concertthat I had paid for.
It was, I think it was in thismoment.
She canceled because she gotsick, but if you still had your
ticket, they were gonna move itto a different day oh but they
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kind of let us know.
So I was able to kind of playwith my schedule just a bit.
So I'm just saying.
Thank God.
But those who were like allpissy and, just like I, took my
day off for this, I can'tbelieve it.
I'm like bro, she's stillfucking human.
She's like, yeah, I think Ilike Maria brings, like I really
do.
I don't mean to hear us people,it's just one of those things.
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It's just like it's fuckinghard to actually see.
But I get it, because Iremember when deftones we had
bought our tickets for deftonesa long time ago and this was
like covet just hit, and so wehad to wait until the following
year.
We weren't even ready for thembecause chino had to cancel that
(23:24):
year.
So it was literally took usthree years to go see chino.
Yeah, me and mary jane were justlike fucking white, knuckling
the fucking house down, um, butwe didn't.
We ended up going seeing uh,devtom's though, but that was.
That was one of the fuckingcraziest cancellations ever.
(23:46):
I'm just like fuck, yeah, andone of the cancellations that I
that I find uh interesting tooas well that I I I have a guilty
pleasure with his songs, though, but I I'm on the fence with
him is um todrick hall, um,because, uh, he was on big
brother and how he was doing itand how he fucked his fans over,
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and I'm just like bro, and thenhe was in a lot of drama and
how he was doing it and how hefucked his fans over, and I'm
just like bro.
And then he was in a lot ofdrama and then he was sitting
his fans to go take care of thatdrama.
I'm just like bro, yeah.
And then he had this wholething where he wasn't paying his
dancers either and dancers werecalling him out for it.
I'm just like, oh, like heturned out to be very cool in
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the beginning, but I think hedid a lot of it.
I don't know.
Remember what I said.
It's like one of those thingsthat you're pretending to be
something you're not and thenyour true colors come out,
because your head has gotten toobig and your nose is way too
far in the air.
Like you need to bring it downjust a bit you had a 10, I need
you at it 2, but you know whatI've learned?
I learned a lot of that, so Idon't cancel myself at all.
(24:50):
Whatsoever is to be able touphold dignity, being famous
right you know what I mean whenpeople are like no, I mean like,
oh my god, you're, you're whenthey.
When someone fucking discoveredme about being ballistic I
fucking bill millers, that wasfucking awesome dude like, uh,
(25:11):
yeah, you were.
When you and I was like I'venever performed in san antonio,
it was rob's town, if you were,if you do remember that he goes,
you went by ballistic.
Yes, oh my fuck, you're thereason why I'm in wrestling.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Oh, thank you, oh, thank you you and he goes.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You look different.
I was like I let myself go.
I wasn't gonna be mean about it.
I'm like thank you thanks forthe courtesy thank you so, but
it was one of the things thatyou kind of had to humble
yourself because you can getcanceled with that.
You know, fans are watchingevery little thing you're doing
yeah, every.
(25:51):
I think this is why I don'twant to do video, because I'm
just like bro, I don't know.
Fans will nitpick at everything, like if I, if I had my rings
on, and they forget it.
Oh, did they do this?
Husband I have, and I was likeno, my husband knows, I always
fucking forget to wear my ringsit is what it is, though, though
they're going to say itregardless.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
They really are.
It's just funny.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
It's just really funny to see because people will
just tend to nitpick at it.
But I know my fucking assholeof a husband would just be like
yeah, he doesn't love me no morebecause he doesn't wear rings.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Just fucking like egg it.
I'm just like dude, what areyou doing?
Having fun.
Yeah, we literally could be ourown drama.
We can have our own little talklike our own little show, just
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like stupid shit, like that, andthey would fucking believe it.
Oh, there's drama in the air.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You know, TMZ.
Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
God, I'm just going to say, me and Ryan are just
broken up every single time whenI'm not wearing my.
Oh yeah, we broke up like whaty'all like?
I'm like no dude, I just forgotto fucking wear my rings.
Now I don't travel with myrings anywhere, like I don't go
out of town, out of state, right.
My rings pretty much staylocked in key here because I
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don't.
These rings come off.
They come off very easilysometimes, especially when
they're in the shower, even forhim.
So when we go swimming, we haveto take off rings.
We put it somewhere in safekeepings or whatnot, though, but
and honestly, I don't take myrings anywhere when we go out of
town makes sense speaking abouta town, I hate when trips are
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canceled.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Oh, I really do, because I love especially road
trips.
That's why I get so much joy,even just from here to Bucky's.
I'm just like yes, yes, it'swhat?
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
20 minutes.
We need a good Bucky's trip.
That would be awesome.
It's like what?
20 minutes, 30 minutes maybe?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, but I have the time of my life.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Because I freaking love.
Well, I thought we were goingto cancel my birthday trip
because I got into that accident.
Oh, that's right, right, so Ithought that's what's going to
happen, but that didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
See, that was awesome .
Yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
It was very much needed.
Did I need my cane at that time?
No, I don't remember.
No, right, no, but yeah trips,especially when you know you
cannot cancel or if you lose outmoney one way or another.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm just like dude.
Yeah, I hate when they're likelet's do this, let's go where
this place, and I'm like yesabsolutely, let's do it.
And then it's like, oh hey,we're not going to be able to.
I'm like Fine.
I guess, I guess, my heart'sjust on the floor.
But okay, Pick it up, I do.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I'm like okay, yeah, I think I also too.
I hate is when we appointments.
I hate canceling appointmentsLike rather if it's doctors,
rather if it's not, or whatnot.
I try to always keep track ofall my appointments, keyword try
or whatnot.
(28:51):
I try to always keep track ofall my appointments, keyword try
, um.
But sometimes it gets so hardbecause those appointments
fucking yeah, come and go,you're just like and then when
you have to cancel it, toreschedule, it's like, oh great,
now I have to wait months likeyeah, my doctor's appointments I
hate, because I I do hate itbecause it's just like they have
so many patients that they'retaking and they can't see you
(29:12):
for months on end, like bitch.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I'm sick now.
Yeah, by the time I see you I'mgonna be fine, never mind, yeah
, forget it especially if youhave a fucking sinus infection.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Oh, those are the worst, those are the fucking
worst.
But um, what's?
Oh, events too, shit like um,uh, what is it, god, when the
whole covet thing happened?
Man, shit everything wascanceled, everything everything
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was canceled, that was, oh,except my work wasn't canceled,
but they did shut down.
So the loan industry failedhard that year.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Everything fell hard.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I'm okay with that.
I'm okay with that because Iknew.
I'm glad I walked away when Idid.
I do regret not putting my twoweeks notice in.
No, but I canceled that shit.
Is that deuces nice?
Um work cancellations out ofnowhere when you're expecting to
work and they cancel you out.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Call outs I think, because I'm not, I don't make
enough to be to have to covercertain things.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
It's I'm really like it's cool I understand for most
people when you're, when wordcalls you oh hey, there's no
work, yeah but when you rely onthat money and it's like yo I
need to pay rent and bills.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Then it's just kind of like what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
what do you like?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
great.
What am I?
How am I supposed to plug thatin?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
like yeah, how am I supposed to survive?
Exactly I'm a survivor, I'mgonna make it.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I'm a survivor, keep on surviving I wish it was that
easy shit let me just sing thesong and I'll be great uh, yeah
right, yeah right, dude, I couldreally sing.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
No, look at the bus.
Oh my god, I don't know whatshe said.
That was horrible.
I think there's even like whenactors are getting canceled too.
I the whole ember heard thingthat that was deserved
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absolutely that was front of theshe.
She absolutely deserved thatone.
Uh, who was the other one thatplayed um flash?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
oh, um he had a unique name.
What was his name?
Love bug.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
He's not there oh, where'd he go?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
What was his name?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
lovebug.
He's not here, oh, where'd hego.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I think he went to the room.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Did he go to bed already?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I don't think so.
He was sitting on the couchreading a book earlier.
I know who you're talking about, though, but yeah, because that
whole thing was just insane.
What was the guy that?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
played Flash.
Which one?
The new one?
The one that got canceled?
Ezra Miller, ez ezra miller.
That's a one.
Yeah, until we meet again.
That's what he said, ezramiller, thank goodness dude, he
was one was crazy, that was wilddude, why wild?
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I remember michael jackson beingcanceled because of the whole
allegations and everything, butI'm just like shit, that was
well deserved.
The one they can see thatactually got canceled and was
very well deserved was ojsimpson.
He was hardcore, canceled that.
(32:42):
If you want to talk about theepitome of being canceled, that
was like the first cancellationwas was pretty much that because
of how it happened, like it waspretty fucking bad.
Um, but yeah, no, I think Iguess the moral of this story,
like for cancellations, there'sjust some good and bads of it,
because you know, monday woescancellations.
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When you can cancel a fuckingmonday just to be able to go, oh
, fucking, thank god, like brolet's cancel mondays and replace
it with another sunday uh,anything that begins with sun
and ends with day we'll only dothe s, the s days, the s days
saturday, sunday, saturdaywhoever came up with the seven
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day week, go eat a bag of dicks.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I hope you're in hell suffering somewhere.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
How dare you?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
And the ones who changed the Gregorian calendar,
Like really.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, no shit, you couldn't give us like one more
month to like cover, like youhad to give February?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Supposedly it was.
You should have just fuckinghad they done that, every month
would have the exact same amountof days.
Every month would start on thesunday and every um we would
have 13 zodiacs right yeah,bitches, yeah, but everything
would line up, evenly,everything would line up yeah,
(34:07):
it would have yep, that's howI'm like now you got who the
hell changed it?
Why?
Why would you make it so?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
because it was complicated.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Apparently people didn't know how to fucking read
calendars and it's notcomplicated that the 10th month
starts with oct, which is eight,and november starts with nine,
but it's the 10th month.
I mean the 11th month.
Like yo, everything is shifted.
It makes no sense oh, english,go figure.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
And they say we suck at it.
Now, shit, I could barely canconstruct a second.
It's like what the fuck?
Oh, I hate when the teacherfucking cancels class at the
fucking last minute yeah, ohyeah.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I hate when people cancel after you've already put
in the effort, which kind ofgoes back to the whole thing
with you, with the, with thebottoms yeah yeah, it's like
cool, I'm like ready and it'slike okay, well, like five, ten
minutes, until they're like hey,you're gonna get like, are you
kidding me, bitches?
I could have stayed asleep forthis I could you know how many?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
you know how early I've woken up, just to be like,
can we do 10 in the morning?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
that's when I'm open I've done that before I'm like
fine I get up at 6 30 uh-huh godrop off my aunt, come back home
, get ready for work and they'relike, hey, we're gonna have to
cut you for the day.
And I'm like I could have juststayed asleep, my aunt could
have taken a car.
Like shit, you just realized ohwe need to cancel you today
yeah, no, I hate that becauseI'm up at like six.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
My husband's like what are you doing?
So I got appointment later ontoday.
So there I am, fucking, butcat's right, like when you were.
I don't know if it was.
I don't know if it was thisfriday that you talked about it
or this friday, though, but inhere he talks about it.
We go into depth, like into thebottoms, like how to get into
(35:52):
your like intestines and howmuch prep time, and it's a lot
of fucking work y'all.
It really is your bottoms.
I'm so sorry, but that's why alot of people like why a lot of
bottoms are hard.
When you're a bottom and you'rea big dude and all you eat is
just fat and carbs, it getstwice as hard to bottom because
(36:12):
it takes twice as long.
Those who are fit and don'thave to worry about it they
really can rely on.
Oh, I just have a cube of ice.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah, you know, I'm just like bitch.
I'll just do a cleanse.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's why I give these fucking porn stars a whole
lot of fucking credit, dude,because, because some of these
porn stars need to be fuckingcanceled too as well.
There was one, who?
What is it?
Austin Wolf.
He was canceled, yeah, becauseof that whole allegation, like
damn bitch, gotcha bitch, butanywho, but yeah, that's the end
(36:46):
of our podcast here forcancellation.
I do appreciate it.
Is there anything you want toadd to it before?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
we close it, I'm good .
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Alrighty.
Well, thank you so much,gremlins.
I appreciate it and, gremlins,let us know what you like about
cancellations and what you hateabout cancellations with hashtag
fuck cancellation andcancellations are worth it.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Those are good, those are good.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, those are worth it.
Those are good.
Yeah, those are double-edgedswords.
Who is your favorite person whogot cancelled and who was your
least favorite person whoshouldn't have been cancelled?
Good questions, all goodquestions.
Let us know in the commentsbelow Until we meet again.
I got the hiccups.
Love y'all, bye, ciao.
Host
Jesse James
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