Ep 57: It's a Tool

"Screw those dorks and their single stories, I'm gonna tell a story that's actually TWO stories. Or THREE. But dang it! I don't know how to do that!"

Hi, we're Media for the Intellectually Impoverished. Has this ever been you? Trying to tell two stories or three, but you just can't get it through your stupid small brain just how to do that? Well we're here to help, with Split Storytelling. 

Split storytelling is a tool for your writing toolbelt that will allow you to tell multiple stories at the same time

"AT THE SAME TIME???!???"

At the same time. All you have to do is watch this episode and you too, can know the power of Split Storytelling.

"I watched this episode of Media for the Intellectually Impoverished and I was able to write a story that was actually TWO stories, or THREE in no time at all! WOW, it really works!!"

Hahahaha, that's right Timmy, now shut the f*ck up and go back into the closet where dirt like you belongs, you filthy b*tch.

Media for the Intellectually Impoverished is not liable for any misuse of Split Storytelling in media that is not a banger. Side effects may include, suddenly being twice as poverished-- intellectually, realizing Tayler sucks, a sudden hankering for dill pickle flavored potato chips, mild to severe dermatitis, and the awful (but probably true) suspicion that your family was replaced by an alien species with the desire to overtake the human race to create an Earth sized Golden Corral. 

Music by White Bat Audio

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