EP261: A Thanksgiving Story

I decided to write a short but interesting story about how the Thanksgiving turkey came into being. This is a short story, and I hope you enjoy it. Happy Thanksgiving 2025. Kenny

Episode Transcript

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Hello, this is Kenny Williamson and welcome back to another
episode of Mckills Deck Chronicles.
It is basically Thanksgiving. It's the day before
Thanksgiving, so I decided to dosomething special and I wrote a
little story about Thanksgiving,at least about the Thanksgiving

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Turkey. OK, lots of people eat Turkey
for Thanksgiving. So I thought I would put
together a little something justfor you, something special,
especially for all you Turkey lovers out there.
So today is a little different. Today I just want to read you my
story. OK, It's not very long.

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I think you're going to enjoy it.
Let's see here. Here we go.
Once Upon a time. Not last week, not last year.
We're talking billions of years ago, give or take a few
trillion, because the numbers only have to be science ish.

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Before NASA, before Big Pharma, before the Illuminati opened
their very first Starbucks, there was nothing.
Absolutely nothing. And then suddenly, bang.
Not a firecracker, not a gas leak, but The Big Bang, a cosmic

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explosion so massive that it made every 4th of July look like
a cheap sparkler. Totally believable, right?
Then, after a few billion years of cosmic simmering, like the
world's slowest crock pot, Earthmagically formed, cooled down,

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and somehow produced oceans, lightning, and eventually all
life, all by accident. This only took a few billion
years because evolution never rushes.
From all that we got stars, galaxies and finally a little

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blue planet called Earth, which would eventually become home to
taxes, IKEA furniture and peoplearguing on social media.
Accidentally. Of course.
The Earth formed, perfectly placed, perfectly balanced, but
don't you dare say designed, because that's illegal in the

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Church of randomness. Then magically, life appears.
Not because God created it, Oh no, but because a lightning bolt
hit a dirty mud puddle and then ZAP.
Instant life. A microscopic glob.

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A miracle. But SHHHH, we're not allowed to
call it that. A tiny microscopic glob that had
no brain, no organs, and no ideait was alive.
This microscopic glob begins theultimate rags to riches story,

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climbing the evolutionary ladderlike it had a coupon for half
off mutations. These little globs spend the
next few million years multiplying like rabbits, even
though rabbits didn't exist yet.Then the random evolution fairy

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says let's get weird and the globs ever so slowly evolve into
other creatures such as squishy sea creatures, worm looking
things, fish with no backbone, and eventually one brave fish
that said I'm going to walk and crawled onto the beach like it

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had just arrived for spring break.
How did this happen you ask? It's simple really.
Step one glob floats around. Step 2.
Glob accidentally becomes a fish.
Step 3 Fish gets bored and growslegs.

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Step 4 Fish walks onto dry land and says it's Miller time.
Millions of years later, evolution rolls the dice again
and we get reptiles, this time including dinosaurs, giant
lizards that would one day become chickens and turkeys.

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That's right, according to the theory, your chicken nugget is
nothing more than a tiny T Rex. Try not to think about that at
this year's Thanksgiving dinner.Dinosaurs then dominated the
Earth, giant CGI monsters roaming freely.

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Then, conveniently, a giant space rock wipes them out
because the hidden shadow cabal needed to reset the planet.
Finally, after millions and millions of years of trial and
error, human beings appear. Tada, hairy, hungry, confused,

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and definitely not descended from a fish.
Except absolutely yes, accordingto their theory.
But slowly learning how to talk,how to walk upright, invent
fire, invent tools, invent taxes, and eventually even

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inventing TikTok scientists now confidently tell us you are a
fish, then a lizard, then a monkey.
Trust the process and if you dare question it, well, you're a
science denying heretic designedfor YouTube demonetization.

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So remember, according to the scientists, you're not created.
You're a cosmic accidental glob shaped by billions of years of
lucky mutations and government approved storytelling.
Because Once Upon a time, everybody was a fish.

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The end. What do you think?
Well, as ridiculous as this little story may sound, this is
almost exactly what our modern day so-called scientist teach
your kids in school. This is a textbook example of
what children today are taught instead of the Bible.

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OK, as absolutely ludicrous as it sounds, that's it.
That is basically what they teach in a nutshell.
Now if you're asking why would they teach such a ridiculous
theory, here is why I believe they're teaching such a

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ridiculous theory. This is the motivation.
It's satanic in nature, but hereit is.
The first thing they need to do is they need to get people to
doubt doubt God's word by destroying the very foundation
of our Bible, Genesis, specifically the creation

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account. So destroy that and teach
evolution instead. And we need to set up a new
paradigm where God is out and science is in.
Evolution removes God from the equation.
You see, everything becomes an accident when evolution finally

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runs its course and becomes utterly bankrupt and ridiculous,
which it's getting to that point.
Then we need to introduce the idea of intelligent design.
But not my God. OK, not by the true designer,
but rather let's place it on ancient aliens.

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Then promote the ancient alien theme as much as possible in all
forms of media by perpetuating the concept of Earth as a tiny
blue marble orbiting an average sun in an average Galaxy among
trillions of other galaxies. In an ever expanding universe.

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With so much potential for life to exist in other places in such
a vast expanse, the idea of alien scientists being our
creators seems a lot more plausible.
You know, over time that is. And with heavy indoctrination

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from Hollywood, then of course, the stage is set for our alien
creators to return and bestow upon us their miracles, signs,
and wonders in order to convinceall of us the more that all
religions are false. We then put our trust in them,

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the aliens. Finally, when Christ does
actually return, we're all convinced that he's the enemy.
And then we want to gather together with the aliens to make
war with Christ. So that in a nutshell, is what

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the whole purpose of the evolutionary theory is, in my
opinion. So there we have it folks.
There is your Thanksgiving storyfrom Kenny at Mckills Deck
Chronicles. I hope you enjoyed it.
I hope you have a good Thanksgiving with your family

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and friends. If you have a Thanksgiving
dinner to go to. Either way, know that God loves
you. You can get saved at any time.
All you have to do is ask. It's just as simple as that.
It's a free gift. You can have it at any time.
So thanks again for listening. Happy Thanksgiving and until we

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meet again, God bless you.